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[sighs] Fuck, Jimmy.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
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Have you ever had a night like... [sighs]
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...it was amazing, uh,
and you'd definitely do it again,
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but you, like, totally regret it?
[chuckles]
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No, no, I haven't.
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But that sounds crazy.
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You should take a shower.
You smell like tequila.
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I didn't drink any.
I just rolled around in it.
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I'm not sure that that's better.
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I don't know why I was so afraid
of Snuffleupagus as a kid.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, no, it makes sense.
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- He's got that long trunk...
- Yeah.
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- ...and all that negative energy.
- Mmm.
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You know,
adults couldn't see him until 1985.
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Sesame Street AMA.
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I hope that's a theme
at the next bar trivia.
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We're not gonna keep winning
with just the two of us.
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How's it going meeting people
out in the wild?
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I mean, it's just so hard
to make friends as an adult.
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Like what am I going to do?
Join an improv group?
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Ew. I get it though.
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I mean, my inner circle consists of
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- my dead best friend's neighbor...
- Mmm.
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...my ex-husband's ex-girlfriend,
and my mom.
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But you got to keep
putting yourself out there.
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[sighs] Maybe I just have to accept
it's my fate to be alone.
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Come on, Maya, that's not constructive.
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You're going to find your people.
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Remember, you're already not alone.
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You have your trivia partner, me.
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Do we know what
the topic is next week yet?
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National parks.
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Oh, hell nah.
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That team of crunchy man buns
is going to whoop our asses.
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Yeah. We're gonna have to recruit
Smokey the Bear to win.
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- Really?
- [knocks on door]
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- [Jimmy] Oh.
- Good morning.
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I come bearing beautiful homemade muffins.
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- Okay.
- [Liz] Mm-hmm.
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- Ooh.
- No, not for you.
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You have an EKG today.
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This is a straight-up bribe.
We need help with Matthew.
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What's up?
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[Derek] He's been lost for so long.
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I tell him, "Look, we're surrounded
by therapists, talk to one."
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He agreed. He picked you.
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Because he thinks you're very smart
and kind and dope.
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Matthew said that?
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- He did not.
- Uh, damn it, babe.
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I had him.
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[Liz] Listen,
we don't have to convince him.
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He owes us.
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We raised your daughter for a year.
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Liz, is your plan
just to keep saying this forever
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or only when you need something?
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- Undecided.
- [chuckles]
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Alice, I need help guilting him.
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Don't.
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Liz didn't just feed me.
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She drove me to school.
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- She helped me with my SATs.
- Yep.
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Liz took her to the orthodontist.
I took her to the gyno.
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- Oh, my God.
- [Alice] Okay.
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For that visit you did not have
to come into the waiting room.
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You could've stayed in the parking lot.
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Okay. I have three sons. I had questions.
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- [Alice] Leaving.
- [Liz] Jimmy.
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- Yes?
- We need help.
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He won't talk to me and I was just hoping
that he would talk to you.
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I miss my kid.
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Of course. Yeah.
Let me, um... Let me see what I can do.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, um, cool thing I learned...
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the vagina cleans itself.
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It's like a Roomba.
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I don't think that's true.
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Oh, it's true.
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Hey, Paul, I was wondering if we could...
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Oh! There's Meg.
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- There's Jimmy.
- There's Paul.
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What are you doing?
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I never really know.
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She dropped me off.
She needed some coffee.
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She was out jogging last night.
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Didn't get in till 4:00 a.m.
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- What?
- Oh, I...
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I just would never go running
that late. [clears throat]
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I'm afraid of being attacked.
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Sexually.
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I wouldn't worry about that, kid.
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Bye, hon.
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Bye.
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[scoffs]
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- [door closes]
- Come on.
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Act like you've had sex
with the boss's daughter before.
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You're married.
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- Your dad is my friend.
- Jimmy.
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- I'm a bad friend.
- You might be.
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But not for this. Okay?
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Dave and I,
we've been separated for a few months.
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We're dating other people.
Well, he is dating... Whatever.
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Look, I'm also... I'm a... I'm a grown-up.
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I'm not sweating what my dad thinks.
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- Yeah, you are.
- I am. A little bit.
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But it's not your fault.
You did nothing wrong.
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Maybe we could just, like, pretend
that I knew all this last night before we...
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And... And also that it took
a little bit of convincing to get me to...
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I had to beg.
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It's not believable, is it?
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How are you doing with the Dave stuff?
I know that that can be hard.
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I went from knowing exactly what
I would be doing for the rest of my life
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to complete uncertainty.
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It's, um...
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Yeah, it's a real head trip.
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Yeah, I get that. [sighs]
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Can you not mention the separation
to my dad?
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I haven't told him yet.
I'm afraid he might hurt himself
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jumping up and down for joy.
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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And maybe you could not mention
that I slept with his baby girl.
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That's gonna be tough.
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I tell my dad
about every guy that I sleep with.
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Oh.
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This feels like it
could be something real, doesn't it?
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[chuckling] I'm fucking with you.
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- Jesus Christ.
- [laughs]
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You're meaner than your dad.
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[chuckles] Sorry.
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Hey.
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I know it wasn't an uncomplicated kiss,
but, uh...
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it did make me feel hopeful, so...
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Me too actually.
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You know, I didn't realize
how freeing it would be
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to have sex with someone
who hasn't seen a person come out of you.
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What?
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[inhales sharply] Oh, a baby.
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- Yeah.
- Got it.
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That's so much better
than what I was picturing.
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["Frightening Fishes"
by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
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- [Brian] Come on, sweetie.
- [Liz] Come on.
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{\an8}Give us a smile,
just like you did this morning.
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{\an8}- [babbles] Hi.
- That wasn't a smile. That was gas.
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Okay, well, how do we give her gas?
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Uh, is she too young to eat cabbage?
Come on.
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- We gotta go. Let's go. Let's go.
- Yes.
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{\an8}Um, I'm gonna get a great shot.
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{\an8}Why are you freaking out
over this birth announcement?
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{\an8}Yeah, calm down.
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{\an8}It's more than just
a birth announcement, Liz.
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{\an8}This is a really important milestone.
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{\an8}Plus this is how I'm gonna tell my dad
that Charlie and I have a baby.
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You haven't told him?
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Was I not clear or is she a little slow?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
That's insane.
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{\an8}Sutton came so early
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{\an8}and then everything just,
like, snowballed on me.
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{\an8}My dad barely wrapped his head around
me having a husband.
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{\an8}Two daddies raising a baby
might make him hang himself
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{\an8}with his bolo tie,
if that's even possible.
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{\an8}Every time I told my dad
something big about my life,
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{\an8}you know, coming out, getting married...
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{\an8}[scoffs] ...that time in high school
when I beat Andrew Kushner
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{\an8}for Seymour in Little Shop,
which was huge,
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{\an8}my dad always blew it.
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{\an8}He'd say, "Okay,"
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{\an8}in this, like,
completely disapproving way.
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{\an8}If he said anything not supportive
about our beautiful baby,
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{\an8}it would wreck me.
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{\an8}Brian, my parents sleep
under a painting of Jesus,
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{\an8}and I still told them I got preggers
and gave it to a gay couple.
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{\an8}- Wow.
- You see, Ava's brave enough
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{\an8}to tell the religious freaks
who raised her.
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{\an8}Sorry, gals, I'm fine
with Sutton meeting her grandfather
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{\an8}when she turns 18, if he's still alive.
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{\an8}Brian, you know the Derek special
that makes you feel so good?
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- Yeah, I love that.
- Yeah.
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He's got a reverse special.
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It makes you feel the opposite.
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- Babe?
- Yeah?
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Brian didn't tell his dad
he had a baby yet.
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[sighs] Oh, Brian.
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So disappointing.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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- What?
- Derek.
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I'm sorry, Derek.
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- [Jorge grunting]
- [Sean] I see you, J.
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[Gaby] I kind of got into watching MMA
a few years ago with my friend Tia.
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We actually used to crack up
at the names of all the moves.
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There's the Superman Punch,
the Spinning Back Fist,
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- the Rear Naked Choke.
- Oh.
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Actually, I did two of those
with my boyfriend last night.
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- [laughs]
- Jorge, you're looking good.
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Yeah, we're almost even now.
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[grunting]
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- [Sean] No.
- [screams]
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- Oh.
- Oh!
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- What was that?
- [wheezing] Nothing.
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Hey, guys, this is Maya.
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Maya, I want you to meet
some of the freaks in my life.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Alice. Freak?
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- You fight these guys?
- Uh, yeah.
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Sean's not allowed to hit back,
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but I've beat the crap out of Jorge
a couple of times.
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[stammers] Uncool.
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[Sean] Been doing this for a while now,
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and it's helped me deal
with some pretty dark stuff.
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The three of us meet here twice a week,
and Gaby thought you might wanna join.
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Great. You told 'em about me.
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Please, I would never.
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Plus, these guys
are way more fucked up than you.
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Came out of the army
with some pretty tasty PTSD.
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Mom died.
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I have no life
other than working in the food truck.
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I feel that, except the food truck part.
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Hey, I have an extra set of gloves
if you want to spar with Jorge a little.
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Yeah, why not?
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You know,
I took six years of jiujitsu as a kid.
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Oh, man.
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[whispering] Thank you.
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[clicks tongue]
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I don't know. Sometimes I feel like
there's this outside force
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that's working against me.
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So, Dan,
this is a form of magical thinking.
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So what I want you to do
is close your eyes.
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- [inhales deeply, sighs]
- Good.
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Now see if you can describe
what this outside force looks like.
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Hey, Jimmy, drop everything.
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[singsongy] I need you. [normal] Oh.
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Kind of like that actually,
but less theatrical.
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- Homophobe.
- That's fair.
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You can't keep doing this, Brian.
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Okay, I'm sorry for interrupting.
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- I'm Brian. Hey.
- I'm Dan.
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We've met already in the ocean.
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Don't be offended, Dan. He's a narcissist.
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What? I only saw his head.
241
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,925
Hey, guess what, Dan?
We ended up getting the baby.
242
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,177
She's really cute. You wanna see a pic?
243
00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:55,553
- I'm good.
- Hey.
244
00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:58,723
We've been going over social niceties.
Someone offers to show you a baby,
245
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,099
it sucks, but you have to look.
246
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,768
Okay. Just...
247
00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,229
Oh, my God. She's really cute.
248
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,940
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- How was that?
249
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,691
- Very believable.
- Not great.
250
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,068
Goddamn it, Brian.
251
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,404
[Alice] Mmm.
252
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,198
- That bloody lip is badass.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
253
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,366
I had to let Jorge hit me at least once...
254
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,452
[loudly] ...or else his spirit
would have been broken.
255
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,746
[Alice chuckles]
256
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,709
Sorry about your mom. What happened?
257
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,376
Car accident.
258
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,461
Wow.
259
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,795
The guy went to jail for it.
260
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,173
[grunts] Fuck that guy.
261
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,550
We're actually friends now.
262
00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,593
You guys are freaks.
263
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:36,929
[both chuckling]
264
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:42,309
Hey, young brother, I gotta say, wow,
this is the best sandwich I've ever had.
265
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,268
Thank you, man.
266
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,270
- Y-You got a minute?
- Yeah, sure.
267
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,231
It was Dre Thibodeaux.
268
00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:49,607
The Dre Thibodeaux?
269
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,775
Do you know who that is?
270
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,901
Not a fucking clue.
271
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:52,985
[laughs]
272
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,154
Well, he owns a bunch
of great restaurants,
273
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,949
and he said I could
interview to be a sous chef.
274
00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:01,035
It could be my chance to
learn some legit techniques,
275
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,454
maybe even open up my own place someday.
276
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,664
You should.
277
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,499
But don't come to me for an investment.
278
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,209
Restaurants are for suckers.
279
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,503
Understood.
280
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,547
I never even went to culinary school,
281
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,800
so I'm kind of freaking out
about this interview.
282
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,592
You got a tool for that?
283
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,677
Yeah,
284
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,638
it's called "grow a pair."
285
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,764
Of balls.
286
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:22,850
Yeah, I got it.
287
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,477
[clicks tongue] You know what's messed up?
288
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:29,355
I am so happy right now.
289
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,608
I got a great girl,
killing it with the truck.
290
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,697
But the second something about
the future pops up, I start spinning.
291
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,491
What's gonna happen to Jorge
if I take this job?
292
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,451
Will I have enough time for Marisol?
293
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,120
- You get me?
- I do.
294
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,874
You know, normally I wake up
and my whole body hurts.
295
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,959
- Fuck Parkinson's.
- Fuck Parkinson's.
296
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,670
But today I woke up
297
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,881
with hardly any pain at all.
298
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,340
You know what it is?
299
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,719
If it was sex with Julie,
you don't have to tell me about it.
300
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,096
We did it in the shower.
301
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,930
My dog.
302
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:09,396
And then, afterwards, I put on some music
and we danced in the bathroom.
303
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,732
The point is, you're doing great.
304
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,152
You live in that moment.
305
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,697
Use our tools to shut your brain down.
306
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,950
Drink that shit in.
307
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,119
I can do that.
308
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,163
Do that.
309
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,708
So, are you gonna close with one
of your "move forward" speeches
310
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:31,959
about this interview?
311
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,212
No.
312
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,424
I don't think I need to do that anymore.
313
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,177
Not with you.
314
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:44,890
I'm not worried
about you getting in your own way.
315
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,519
You've done amazing work.
316
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,604
I mean it.
317
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,606
Wow.
318
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,690
Go on.
319
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,901
Get out of here.
320
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,571
[laughs]
321
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,994
If I do decide to open up my own place,
you're investing a lot.
322
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,329
I know.
323
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,331
Damn it.
324
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,917
Is it really that bad
that I haven't told him?
325
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,127
This will go quicker if you just
tell me what you want me to say.
326
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,129
Okay.
327
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,299
[clears throat]
328
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,969
[in British accent] Hello. [clears throat]
329
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,890
[imitating Jimmy] Uh, Brian.
[breathes deeply] It's really hard.
330
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,352
Uh, makes sense that you waited.
331
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:34,021
I'm surprised more people don't wait to
tell their parents about their babies.
332
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:38,776
Maybe... [grunts] ...you and I could, uh...
[in silly voice] ...work together...
333
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,945
- [chuckles]
- [imitating Jimmy] ...to, uh, make it...
334
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,739
[inhales deeply] ...more of a cultural norm.
335
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,408
Also, by the way, my wife died.
336
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:46,784
- [chuckles]
- Love it.
337
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,452
- [normal] Really?
- No, I'm calling your dad.
338
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,204
Wait, what? When?
339
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,914
- Right now. It's already happening.
- [line ringing]
340
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,666
- Hang up. No, no, no.
- No. No.
341
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,293
- No. You have to hang up. Ow!
- No!
342
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,545
How am I supposed to tell him
that we've had the baby for months?
343
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,714
You don't, you lie.
344
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,300
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
345
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,468
All right, back in the game, let's do it.
346
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,929
[inhales deeply] Here we go.
347
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,514
- [line clicks]
- [Kip] How you doing, Jimmy?
348
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,724
Oh, here.
349
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,560
Hey, Kip, Brian has something to tell you.
350
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,228
Hi, Dad.
351
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,022
Happy Wednesday.
352
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,357
All right, what's going on? Everyone okay?
353
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,860
Um.
354
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,570
[inhales deeply]
355
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:25,740
Charlie and I decided to adopt a baby,
and we met a really nice pregnant lady,
356
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,367
and we signed all the paperwork
to make it official.
357
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,452
[Kip] Whoa.
358
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,120
When is this baby due?
359
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,371
[Brian] Oh, you know,
360
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,498
they can never guess
how many trimesters there'll be.
361
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,000
- So...
- She's already here.
362
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,213
Her name is Sutton and she's beautiful.
Brian was just scared to tell you.
363
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,340
Betrayal.
364
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,177
Are you there, Dad?
365
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,638
So...
366
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,263
I'm a grandpa?
367
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,808
[stammers] Yeah, I mean, that's
what happens when your kid has a kid.
368
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,102
[Kip] Well, that is...
369
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,396
amazing! [laughs]
370
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,440
Honey, Brian had a baby.
371
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,443
Okay, I'll-I'll text you both a pic.
372
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,446
[Kip] Great, love it. Can't wait.
373
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,030
[chuckles] Can you believe it?
374
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,573
Who did you name her after?
375
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,451
We named her after our favorite
Broadway star, Sutton Foster.
376
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,578
Sutton Foster.
377
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,622
I thought he made pants.
378
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,499
- Hey, guys.
- It's Meg.
379
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,167
- Hey, it's Meg again.
- [Paul] Hey.
380
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,627
It's me again.
381
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,379
It's like, does Meg work here now?
382
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,463
I know she doesn't,
383
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,842
but that's, like, a pretty fun joke
to make because we're pals.
384
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:29,011
- Sick joke, Jimmy.
- Are you ready to head home, Dad?
385
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,514
Uh, yeah, let me just grab my jacket.
386
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,057
And, oh, before I forget,
387
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,726
Julie wanted to know
if you could have dinner before you go?
388
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:41,607
Are you free or are you the last person
on earth rushing to get back to Dave?
389
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,025
[chuckles]
390
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:46,028
Nope, no, I have time,
so dinner sounds great.
391
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,322
Great. Oh, hey.
392
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,659
Stop trying to make friends
with my daughter.
393
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,035
She's too cool for you.
394
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,580
I wouldn't because I don't even know her.
395
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,207
Ultimately, the daughter of your friend
is just an acquaintance.
396
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,292
[clears throat] Right?
397
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,544
What?
398
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,379
Are you having a stroke?
399
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,799
'Cause if so,
you can do it in your own office.
400
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,009
[chuckles]
401
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,343
You got it, big P.
402
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,972
Oh, my gosh, wow, you are being so weird.
403
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,142
Jimmy knows that I'm...
404
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,271
I'm proba... I might be getting divorced,
but my dad doesn't.
405
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,857
Wow, uh, I'm sorry.
406
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,817
And/or congratulations.
407
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,235
Yeah. A little bit of both.
408
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,529
Welcome to the divorced ladies club.
409
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,990
- It's sexy.
- [chuckles]
410
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,283
- It's not.
- [Meg] Yay!
411
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,328
You know, I... I think you should
probably just tell your dad, right?
412
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,997
By the time he gets to Connecticut,
he's gonna see that Dave's not there.
413
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,209
Well, you overestimate
how much he notices Dave,
414
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,086
and he also hates Dave,
and right now I hate Dave.
415
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,924
And if he does his usual thing
and craps on my husband,
416
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,593
then I'll do my usual thing
and get mad at him and then feel guilty
417
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,720
and then he'll feel guilty
for making me feel guilty.
418
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,349
I don't know, you know,
I was just in my office, and, um...
419
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:57,892
[inhales deeply]
420
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,520
Sometimes parents surprise us.
421
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,897
Maybe give your dad
a chance to surprise you.
422
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,983
Just throwing it out there.
Okay, I got a patient. I gotta run.
423
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,194
- What do you think?
- I don't know. I mean, I...
424
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,240
I'd never tell him, but Jimmy's been
giving me some really good advice lately.
425
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,658
Oh!
426
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,993
I waited right there in case that
you were gonna say something like that,
427
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,078
and then you did.
428
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,414
So, in your face,
429
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,209
I got a patient, gotta run.
430
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,961
God, he's a lot.
431
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,337
I'm aware.
432
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,047
[exhales heavily]
433
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,342
Nope. Whoopsie-daisy, sit up.
434
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,718
- We don't lay down in here, Matthew.
- Why not?
435
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,013
- I thought that was a shrink thing.
- That's mainly a Freud thing.
436
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,391
Maybe I should go see him.
437
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,934
Might be tough to get an appointment.
438
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,102
He's quite dead.
439
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,186
Aw.
440
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,230
Besides, he'd probably just tell you
that you want to kill your dad
441
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,524
and fuck your mom.
442
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,484
More like the other way around.
443
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,736
That's weird.
444
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,238
So, your mom is, uh,
445
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,241
she's pretty crushed
that you froze her out.
446
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,659
You must still be pretty upset
with her, huh?
447
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,869
I don't wanna talk about it.
448
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,414
That's sort of what we do in here,
you know, we talk about feelings.
449
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,082
- Pass.
- Pass? Pass.
450
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,251
Okay. I understand
you lost a few jobs recently.
451
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,919
Any chance you want to get into that?
452
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,005
[blows raspberry]
453
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,132
[chuckles]
454
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,094
You know what, I don't have to
be the one who drives this.
455
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,098
We can... We can really talk about
anything that's on your mind, so...
456
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,893
- What's going on, man?
- Nothing.
457
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:25,063
I really don't know why
everybody's on my case.
458
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,607
I mean, what do they want from me? I'm 24.
459
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,484
- Twenty-five.
- Twenty-five.
460
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,571
Okay, I got... I gotta ask.
461
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,949
If everything is going so "okay" with you,
462
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,242
why did you agree to meet with me?
463
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,660
[chuckles]
464
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,454
You paid Matthew to do therapy.
465
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,372
Do you have any idea
how inappropriate that is?
466
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,874
Oh, come on, it's only 20 bucks.
467
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:45,958
He wanted a pizza.
468
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,293
[stammers] What's going on here?
469
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,421
Oh, I'm... I'm getting my EKG.
You want to get a two for one?
470
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:53,174
- No, I'm good, Derek.
- Okay, live on the edge.
471
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,718
Starting the test.
472
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,512
No talking, please.
473
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,180
Who cares if Derek paid him?
474
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,890
I thought inappropriate was your brand.
475
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,351
You can't help someone
who doesn't want to be helped.
476
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:06,772
I will figure out another way
to repay you for Alice.
477
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,066
Oh, you know what? I found some
old woodworking goggles in my garage.
478
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,529
- Maybe Derek wants them.
- Derek doesn't want woodworking goggles.
479
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,781
You don't even woodwork.
480
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:17,908
All done.
481
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:20,868
You may respond.
482
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,828
I might want to woodwork one day.
483
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,165
I will send this to your cardiologist,
he'll get back to you when he reads it.
484
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,292
You know what? Another thing, Liz,
485
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,087
I think it's time to be done with
you constantly reminding me
486
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:32,880
that you raised my daughter for a year.
487
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,966
First of all,
it was only 11 and a half months.
488
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,342
- So a year.
- Second of all,
489
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,761
it's not cool to keep
holding that over my head.
490
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,265
I've tried to make good. I really have.
491
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,225
But the way you're acting,
it's kind of shitty.
492
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,685
Are you calling me shitty?
493
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,020
No, I said you're kinda shitty,
but what the fuck? I'll round up.
494
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,190
- You're being shitty.
- [technician] Excuse me?
495
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,151
Your cardiologist wants you to
go to the hospital right away.
496
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,155
Oh, that was fast.
497
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,240
[chuckles]
498
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:04,829
So, his cath test showed blockage
in his left descending something artery,
499
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,247
which can lead to a heart attack.
500
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,332
[Derek] Okay,
she's underselling. [chuckles]
501
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,835
The guy said it's the kind
that they call the widow-maker.
502
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,295
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah, I don't like that name.
503
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,130
- Not of a fan.
- [Liz scoffs] Doctors are dramatic.
504
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:17,258
Anyway, Derek's getting
bypass surgery in an hour.
505
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,510
Okay. Emergency bypass surgery.
506
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,053
That's also dramatic.
507
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,263
- [Derek] Jimmy.
- Yeah.
508
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,015
In case something happens,
509
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,851
will you make sure
to pee off my balcony for me.
510
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,644
My flowers have gotten used to it.
511
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:29,979
You know what?
512
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,189
Won't need to, pal.
513
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,733
You're going to be up
and flashing me your dick in no time.
514
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:34,984
Yes, he will.
515
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:38,196
- [clicks tongue] Aw.
- This is serious, but routine,
516
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:41,824
but from now on, we're only accepting
positive vibes from everyone.
517
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:42,909
Are we clear?
518
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,368
- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
519
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,453
Let's take a shot.
520
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,955
Should we make some post-surgery plans
for tomorrow?
521
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,290
Maybe brunch and mimosies?
522
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,501
Too positive, Brian, but thank you.
523
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,668
I can still do it.
524
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,128
- [Gaby] Yeah. No, Brian.
- [Derek] Hey, D,
525
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,589
no matter what happens to me,
526
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:57,674
you hang on to Gaby.
527
00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,926
Life is short.
528
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,094
Difficult women make it better.
529
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,639
Okay, that's gonna be one of
the only times you call me difficult.
530
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,265
- [chuckles]
- You're gonna be all right.
531
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,267
Dereks don't die.
532
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,477
What about your dad?
533
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,103
- Uh, Derrick Senior?
- [Derek] Yeah.
534
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,856
He is, uh... He's on a farm.
535
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,107
You're done.
536
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,318
Actually, thank you so much for coming,
537
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,445
but there's really nothing to do here,
538
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,948
so go home, and I promise I'll...
539
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:25,076
- I'll fill you in later with everything.
- Okay. I'm gonna see you
540
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:26,661
- on the other side, D-train.
- Love you guys.
541
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:28,746
- Of the procedure.
- [Derek] Yeah. I know what you meant.
542
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:29,872
[Liz] We'll see everyone soon.
543
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,624
- I wanna stay with you.
- [Liz] And we're going.
544
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,210
- You're gonna go. Bye now.
- [groans] Love you.
545
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,629
[sighs]
546
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:37,673
Uh, Liz,
547
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:39,883
the boys, you...
548
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,178
You're everything.
549
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,930
I can't even think about
what could happen if I--
550
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,224
Then don't.
551
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,101
Can I just say it?
552
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,353
- I need to.
- Yes.
553
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,190
The gardeners come every two weeks.
554
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,443
All of my passwords are
in the top drawer of the desk,
555
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,571
and they're all different names
I've given your boobs.
556
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:04,198
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, my favorite: sweet tarts.
557
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,117
[both laugh]
558
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:08,537
Also, you're gonna be
finding snacks hidden...
559
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,413
everywhere.
560
00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:11,665
Don't think less of me.
561
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:15,711
And I love you.
562
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,255
I know you know that.
563
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,216
But if this is the last time
I get to say it...
564
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:26,263
I really want to know that you heard it.
565
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,223
I really heard it.
566
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,601
And I love you.
567
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,394
But you're going to be okay.
568
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,645
Yeah.
569
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,772
- And... And I'm fine.
- Yep.
570
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,191
And we're all going to be fine.
571
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,194
- [chuckles]
- [knocking on door]
572
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,696
Okay, they're ready for him.
573
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,406
[Liz] Kiss.
574
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:46,866
I love you.
575
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,284
- I love you.
- I love you.
576
00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:51,287
I'm gonna be the first face
you see when you wake up.
577
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,747
I'm gonna be there. I love you.
578
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,081
I can't wait.
579
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,416
["Home" playing]
580
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,460
♪ You're the apple of my eye ♪
581
00:22:57,461 --> 00:23:00,671
♪ Girl, I've never loved one like you ♪
582
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,632
I'll see you so soon.
583
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,634
[Derek] I love you.
584
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,094
♪ Let me come home ♪
585
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:11,141
♪ Home is wherever I'm with you ♪
586
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,268
♪ Oh, home ♪
587
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,312
You doing okay?
588
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:20,733
I think I'm just a little shook
about Derek. We all are.
589
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:24,571
If it's okay, I...
I might like to just sit on your bed or...
590
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,157
I give you a hug
or touch your head or something.
591
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,159
Yeah.
592
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:35,206
♪ I'll follow you into the park ♪
593
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,833
♪ Through the jungle ♪
594
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:38,835
You picked the only one I hate.
595
00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:39,962
Yeah.
596
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,755
I love you.
597
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,050
♪ Moats and boats and waterfalls
Alleyways... ♪
598
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:47,052
This one?
599
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:48,762
Yes, please.
600
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,184
♪ We laugh until we'll think we'll die ♪
601
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,228
♪ Barefoot on a summer night ♪
602
00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:58,814
Hello, Sutton, it's Grandpa.
603
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,524
- It's Grandpa. I'm Grandpa.
- [chuckles]
604
00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:04,277
Hello. Who's that pretty girl?
605
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,403
I love you.
606
00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:08,865
Oh, baby, you know I love you too.
607
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:11,158
What's going on?
Why you drive all the way down here?
608
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,202
Either she needs to borrow money
or somebody's dying.
609
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,037
Nikki, if somebody does die,
610
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,707
I'm gonna come back here
and Rear Naked Choke you, okay?
611
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,211
♪ Home is wherever I'm with you ♪
612
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:25,716
- [Sean] Thanks, Pop.
- Hey, I'm proud of you.
613
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,803
♪ Home is whenever I'm with you ♪
614
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,890
Hey.
615
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,807
I saw you pull in.
616
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:35,851
Oh.
617
00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:40,229
I found the woodworking goggles
for Derek once he wakes up.
618
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,648
- You're insane.
- [chuckles]
619
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,067
He'll love these.
620
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,068
[sighs]
621
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,904
- [song ends]
- Anything else you need?
622
00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:52,491
No, um, I got his silk pillowcase
for his hair
623
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,911
because he doesn't sleep on anything else,
624
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:57,622
and I talked to the boys
625
00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:02,460
and I told them to stay put because
there's nothing to do here except wait.
626
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:08,716
I called Derek's mom,
and assuming surgery goes well, um,
627
00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:09,967
she's gonna stay with us.
628
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:13,972
It's the first time I've ever
wanted her to be in this house.
629
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:16,307
So... [sighs]
630
00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:19,645
...everything seems
to be pretty much taken care of.
631
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:22,523
What about you?
632
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,566
I'm fine, Jimmy.
633
00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:27,319
Okay.
634
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:31,865
[breathes deeply]
635
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:37,620
I don't know
what I would do if I lost him.
636
00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:39,081
You're not gonna lose him.
637
00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,418
You know, he brings the joy.
638
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,547
And I'm not as strong as you.
639
00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:49,549
And I don't think I would survive.
640
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,676
[sniffles]
641
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,427
Come here.
642
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,764
It's gonna be okay.
643
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,141
[breathes shakily]
644
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,394
Thanks.
645
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,770
You never called me strong before.
646
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,106
I didn't mean it.
647
00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:06,941
[chatter on video]
648
00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:07,943
[bangs on door]
649
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,529
Hey. I'm gonna ask you a question
that your mom asked me once.
650
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:12,947
Are you gonna be like this forever?
651
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:14,408
[laughs] Be like what forever?
652
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,159
Fucking oblivious, man.
653
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:20,329
Who cares what your mom
said about you right now?
654
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,455
She needs you.
655
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,583
So stop watching...
656
00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:27,879
two very attractive women
have a slap fight.
657
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,047
Get off your ass and show up for her.
658
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,967
Take it from someone who's been there.
659
00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,927
If you do not,
660
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:37,347
you are gonna regret it
for the rest of your life.
661
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,231
I'm not even sure how it happened.
662
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:50,067
One day we were
planning a trip to Portugal,
663
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:54,198
and the next thing I know, he's living
in his friend's podcast studio.
664
00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,449
It's been a few months.
665
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:59,785
He's even gone on a few dates
with our pharmacist.
666
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:05,042
I've only had one encounter and it felt...
667
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,460
[sighs]
668
00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:10,004
- ...weird.
- Oh, I know that feeling.
669
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:13,883
I feel like I'm supposed to
just let go of him in my heart,
670
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:15,093
but I can't yet or...
671
00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:18,722
maybe I'm just scared. I don't know.
672
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:23,226
Your turn. Tell me you saw it coming.
Go ahead and pile on Dave.
673
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,228
Oh, honey.
674
00:27:24,895 --> 00:27:26,270
Meg, I'm so, so sorry.
675
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:30,651
I only joke about Dave
because it's so easy to.
676
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,321
But I don't want
either of you to be unhappy.
677
00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:37,616
[sighs] Christ, marriage is tough.
678
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,118
Divorce is tough.
679
00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:41,912
Whatever you decide,
680
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:44,248
I'll be here for you.
681
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,041
Thank you.
682
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:48,668
Oh, it's so messed up.
683
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,671
I have no idea how we would even...
684
00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:53,714
tell Mason if it comes to it.
685
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,176
Well, you could do what
I did when you were a kid.
686
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,302
Disappear for 6 months,
687
00:27:58,303 --> 00:28:01,013
then take him to some random hotel
688
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,766
and introduce him to
a stranger in a bathrobe.
689
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,852
She wasn't in her bathrobe, Dad.
690
00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:09,355
She put it on when she realized
that I was in the room.
691
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,983
That's how I learned
that nipples could be pierced.
692
00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:13,609
So it wasn't all bad.
693
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,821
[chuckles, snorts]
694
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,367
Fuck. I wish I could drink.
695
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,829
Yeah, tough shit. It's really good too.
696
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:32,504
Hey, Mom.
697
00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,464
Matthew, I said I would call you when--
698
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:38,593
Forget that. I called Will
and told him to get his ass down here.
699
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:39,595
We should have news soon.
700
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:42,597
How do you know?
They won't tell me anything.
701
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:45,349
I cornered a nurse who said Dad
would be out in a half hour or so.
702
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:46,934
You cornered a nurse?
703
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,144
But not in a creepy way.
704
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:49,688
Not in a creepy way?
705
00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:54,193
Can I get you a sandwich?
You need to eat something.
706
00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,069
I love you.
707
00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:01,324
You still don't love hugs, do you?
708
00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:02,492
I don't.
709
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,204
But I'm good for a few more seconds.
710
00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:06,872
Hands back up.
711
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,379
Oh, I can't wait to see you.
712
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,465
Oh, yeah, cash is fine.
What girl doesn't want cash?
713
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,467
Bye.
714
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,385
- Didn't like that.
- Oh, calm down.
715
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:23,137
- It was Grandpa.
- Oh.
716
00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:24,805
I invited him to graduation.
717
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,891
Sorry, I know you guys don't get along.
718
00:29:26,892 --> 00:29:28,518
What? No, stop that.
719
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,229
He, uh... He loves you,
720
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:34,107
and I think that's awesome
and you know what I say?
721
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,442
The more the merrier.
722
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,195
Wow, you almost sold that.
723
00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:41,031
I thought I kind of nailed it, but...
724
00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:45,077
You know, I don't want to look back
and wish I'd seen him more.
725
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:46,870
Yeah.
726
00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:49,914
[clicks tongue] Ah...
727
00:29:49,915 --> 00:29:52,166
You know, I think that sometimes, uh,
728
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,920
a little reminder
that life is short can be a gift.
729
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,839
Can give us that little extra push
that we need.
730
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,674
Hey, Mr. Thibodeaux.
731
00:29:59,675 --> 00:30:01,259
Yeah, this is Sean Mitchell.
732
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:04,179
I'd love to come in and do that interview
whenever's a good time.
733
00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:06,305
Yes, sir.
734
00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:09,142
["The Roads" playing]
735
00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,063
- [door opens]
- [Gaby sighs]
736
00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:15,357
Hey.
737
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,817
Baby, fuck Liz's rules.
738
00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:20,236
I'm dying. I say we drive to
the hospital and see our dude.
739
00:30:20,237 --> 00:30:21,904
- Great, we'll take my car.
- Okay, fine,
740
00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:24,449
but I'm anxious, so I'm gonna
back seat drive from the side seat.
741
00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:28,203
I'd like us to at least
try some counseling.
742
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,331
No, not just for Mason's sake.
743
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,959
For me too.
744
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:37,003
If he says no, find out where he is
745
00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:38,546
- so I can go murder him.
- [shushes]
746
00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,340
That's pretty stupid though, isn't it?
747
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:42,426
What?
748
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,720
Needing something bad to happen
749
00:30:45,721 --> 00:30:48,639
to make you do the thing
you should have done all along?
750
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,143
I'm not so sure it matters
how you get there.
751
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,814
You just gotta hope that when you do,
it's not too late.
752
00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:58,149
[door opens]
753
00:30:58,150 --> 00:30:59,151
Mrs. Bishop?
754
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:00,944
Yeah.
755
00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,867
- I made it.
- [Liz] Well, obviously.
756
00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:09,076
Dereks don't die.
757
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,078
[chuckles]
758
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,249
Dad, do you want a sandwich?
759
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,959
[Will] Dude, he just had surgery.
He can't eat.
760
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,171
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I think I'm peeing right now.
761
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,258
You're okay.
762
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,574
[phone buzzing]
763
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:51,077
It's Maya. I'm gonna take this real quick.
764
00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:52,079
All right.
765
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,373
Hey, Maya, is everything all right?
766
00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:56,874
[Maya] Yeah, yeah, all good.
767
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,126
I was just calling to see
what you were up to.
768
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:01,712
I could use some Froyo,
maybe shoot the shit.
769
00:32:01,713 --> 00:32:04,465
Oh, yeah, I'm just visiting
some friends in the hospital.
770
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,217
Oh, my God. Sorry. [chuckles]
771
00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:07,718
Oh, no, it's okay. Everyone's all right.
772
00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:10,764
Um, but, Maya, do you need to talk now
or can you wait till our next session?
773
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,391
I'm fine. I'm fine. [chuckles]
774
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:14,559
Are you sure?
775
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,936
Yeah, okay. See you soon. [chuckles]
776
00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:18,521
All right. Bye. Thanks.
777
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:19,523
Night.
778
00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,484
["The Roads" continues]