1 00:00:12,129 --> 00:00:16,230 Previously on Desperate Housewives, Gabby's new tenant... I understand you 2 00:00:16,230 --> 00:00:16,869 room to rent. 3 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:20,070 We like you. If you have first and last month's rent, we'd like even more. 4 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:22,550 ...came with a dangerous secret. 5 00:00:23,070 --> 00:00:24,070 I'm your father. 6 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:26,970 Wayne's return meant trouble for Catherine. 7 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:29,050 She doesn't know you, but I do. 8 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:32,630 Did you have anything to do with the fire at Rick's restaurant? 9 00:00:32,890 --> 00:00:37,370 Lynette tried to warn Tom about Kayla. I think we have a seriously troubled 10 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,370 young girl. 11 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:40,670 And in his time of weakness... 12 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:44,510 Orson chose the wrong shoulder to cry on. 13 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:49,430 The incident, 14 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:01,970 as it would come to be known, happened late on a Tuesday afternoon. 15 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:10,030 Witnesses included an old woman, a blind man, 16 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,280 and a young boy. 17 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:20,840 The old woman, whose hearing was not what it used to be, saw Bree Hodge 18 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,340 from her house in a way that told her she was upset about something. 19 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:32,060 The blind man, whose hearing had become more acute, heard Edie say, Well, hey, 20 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,400 Bree. What's up? 21 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,260 in a way that suggested Edie wasn't expecting any trouble. 22 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:44,520 The young boy, who was not yet 11, heard Bree Hodge say, I saw you kissing my 23 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:48,860 husband. But he couldn't understand why someone would be angry about kissing, 24 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:51,460 which he thought grown -ups liked. 25 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:57,400 As the old woman pretended to clip hedges she'd already clipped, she saw 26 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,380 body language of her neighbors change. 27 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:07,020 As the blind man listened in, he heard Bree say, What were you thinking, Edie? 28 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,720 We're supposed to be friends. We are friends. I am not interested in Orson. 29 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:15,790 The young boy then heard Edie add, Stop acting like such a bitch! 30 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:19,670 which included a word he was not allowed to use. 31 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,810 The old woman then saw Bree Hodge clench her fist. 32 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:28,430 A second later, the blind man heard a slap. 33 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:36,390 And the young boy saw Edie grab her cheek as the two parted 34 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,390 company. 35 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:43,050 A thought occurred to all those who had witnessed the incident, that right there 36 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:49,990 on peaceful Wisteria Lane, the battle lines had been drawn, and someone 37 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:52,510 was going to get hurt. 38 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:06,430 It happens the second Sunday of every May. 39 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:13,220 Children purchase tasteful bouquets, find sentimental cards, 40 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:20,380 and create homemade jewelry, all in an attempt to honor that 41 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:23,380 woman known simply as Mother. 42 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,540 Hey, Mama. Hey, baby. 43 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:29,100 Oh, my gosh. 44 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,140 Is this my daughter -in -law? 45 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,560 Well, I'm going to hug her. 46 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,880 Nice to meet you. Oh, my goodness. 47 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,320 Okay. 48 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,620 Oh, my son was right. You are the prettiest thing. 49 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:49,180 Michael, I'm just taken with her. Oh, welcome. Thank you. 50 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,020 Come on, Mom. Let's get you unpacked. Oh, yes, let's do. 51 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,580 Because I brought you a present. Oh, thank you, Mom. 52 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:01,780 Wow. 53 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:05,330 It's all recipes. 54 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:10,330 Not just any recipe. Some of these have been in my family since before the war 55 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:11,370 of northern aggression. 56 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:14,410 You mean the Civil War? 57 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:16,950 I mean what I mean. 58 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:25,370 Um, well, I guess Mike didn't tell you that I'm really not a cook. 59 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,010 Oh, no, he told me. 60 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:29,230 That's why I gave you these recipes. 61 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,610 And I'm going to teach you how to make them, too. 62 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,200 Isn't that nice, honey? 63 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,560 My Meemaw always told me that a lady should be a chef in the kitchen, a maid 64 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,000 the living room, and a whore in the bedroom. 65 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,040 And Michael says you've only got one of those covered. 66 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,700 So I'm going to help you with the other two. 67 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,320 Excuse me. 68 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,440 The one she won't be helping me with. 69 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,880 Please tell me. 70 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:10,770 There's somebody I want you to meet. 71 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:13,270 Dr. Dolan. Hey, guys, I'm Joshua. 72 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:17,110 He's going to hang out and watch a, you know, be a family. 73 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:22,110 Why? Because we've had a couple of problems lately. 74 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:26,770 And my job is to find out what's causing those problems, and then I can help you 75 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:27,770 be a stronger family. 76 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:30,830 Can we be a stronger family while playing Age of Empires III? 77 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:34,970 Yeah, sure. I want to learn how to play that game. Go get started. I'll join you 78 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:35,970 in a minute. 79 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:45,220 about making the family stronger, but as I told you, Kayla's the one you want to 80 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:49,940 focus on. Well, I prefer to look at the big picture. You see, if a family is 81 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,640 dysfunctional, it can lead to a child with problems. 82 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,980 Or a child with problems can lead to a dysfunctional family. I mean, Kayla's 83 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:01,880 one that got my kids to light a fire and jump off the roof. Honey, it sounds 84 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:07,960 like Dr. Dolan has kind of a plan here. I understand. It just seems like... At 85 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:12,190 $140 an hour, we could skip... Straight to the part where you sit down with 86 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,010 Kayla and tell her to stop being so evil. 87 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,110 Mommy? 88 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,470 Yeah? I forgot to give you something. 89 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:21,490 It's a drawing I made for you in school. 90 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:24,370 Oh, well, thank you. It's beautiful. Thank you. 91 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:35,470 Don't. We're waiting for Ellie. She's finishing up with a customer. 92 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:39,780 Well, maybe when she's done tattooing him, she can put stop hitting the blind 93 00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:40,780 guy on my forehead. 94 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:43,260 You know, I've been hitting you a lot less lately. 95 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,000 I don't feel like I'm getting enough credit for that. 96 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,400 You're right. 97 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,920 I'm a bad husband. 98 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,240 No, seriously. 99 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,640 We're getting along better. Have you noticed that? 100 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,900 Yeah, I think it's because of Ellie. 101 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:56,260 Me too. 102 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,900 It's impossible to argue with her in the house. She makes us laugh. She takes 103 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,760 you off my hands every once in a while. Plus, she's always helping around the 104 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,760 house. I mean, yesterday, without even being asked. 105 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:06,660 She washed all the windows. 106 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,260 She's amazing. 107 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,780 I don't know where she gets all her energy. 108 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,180 Okay, so we're square. 109 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,700 Dude, you gotta call me next week. I got some great stuff coming up. 110 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:18,260 Ellie, 111 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,680 it's getting cold! 112 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,880 I'll be right down! 113 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:22,700 So should I sneak out the back? 114 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,560 Oh, no, it's my landlady. She's cool. 115 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,780 She knows you're dealing? 116 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,420 Well, she's not that cool. 117 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,800 You were up there a while. 118 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,200 Can I see it? 119 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,500 Um, she, she means the tattoo. 120 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:45,020 I would love for you to see it, but it's kind of down south. 121 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,120 Oh, on it. 122 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:50,820 Got it. 123 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:52,760 Does it hurt? 124 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 It's okay. 125 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,880 Ellie gave me something for the pain. 126 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:07,180 And Fairview has a top -rated school district, which you'll appreciate in a 127 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:08,180 couple of years. 128 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:09,939 Well, come on in. 129 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:10,940 I'll show you the inside. 130 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:13,540 You go ahead, honey. I'll wait until Mark wakes up from his nap. All right, 131 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:14,540 we'll see you in a minute. Okay. 132 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,280 Hi. 133 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,500 Oh, hi. I'm Bree Hodge. 134 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,740 Lauren Baxter. Nice to meet you. 135 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:29,100 So, are you thinking of moving on to the lane? 136 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,360 Yes. 137 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:33,440 This house is exactly what we've been looking for. 138 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:36,500 Do you mind if I ask, is it a safe neighborhood? 139 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:38,700 Oh, yes, the neighborhood's safe. 140 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:41,520 I wish I could say the same for your real estate agent. 141 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:43,900 Well, what do you mean? 142 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,060 What is this? 143 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,280 You left it in the printer. 144 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,880 For house listing. Yeah, for a house in Baltimore. 145 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,380 What do you see it? It's got a pool and a garden. 146 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,700 This is about Dad, isn't it? 147 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,080 I'm doing this to protect us. 148 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:02,560 We don't need to be protected. He's changed. 149 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:06,040 It's all an act, sweetheart. You don't see it now, but you will. 150 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,020 It's only back because he wants something. 151 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:12,600 I don't know what exactly. 152 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:14,820 No, we're not safe here. 153 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,120 Oh, sure, that's it. 154 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,760 Dad has some evil plan. 155 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:21,740 It couldn't be that he wants to be in my life, that he loves me. He isn't 156 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:22,840 capable of love, Dylan. 157 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,160 I found that out the hard way. 158 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:28,620 And we need to leave. 159 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,000 Before you learn the same horrible lesson. 160 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:38,920 Move if you want. 161 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,580 I'm staying here with my father. 162 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,380 But what happened? Things were going fine. 163 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,700 I'm sorry. We need another realtor. 164 00:10:04,869 --> 00:10:07,470 Biscuits are the foundation of any Southern meal. 165 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:11,390 Like my Meemaw used to say, ain't nothing you can make don't taste better 166 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:12,390 biscuit. 167 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,730 A font of wisdom, your Meemaw. 168 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:19,150 Well, I really appreciate this. 169 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:20,670 Thanks, Adele. 170 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:23,230 Adele, if you don't call me Mama, I'm going to scream. 171 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,550 Don't do that. 172 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:27,970 Mama, let's get started. 173 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,930 We're going to need a flour sifter. I don't have one. 174 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:33,210 Pastry cutter? 175 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:36,360 Sorry. Dough hooks? Don't even know what they are. 176 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,560 That's fine. We can improvise. 177 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,680 Why don't you start by measuring out our dry ingredients? 178 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320 Flour and such. 179 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,440 Michael is going to be so happy. 180 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:56,080 After a long day at work, he can come home to a nice, home -cooked southern 181 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,080 meal. 182 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,940 Although he also enjoys coming home to sesame chicken from Red Panda. And they 183 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:02,940 deliver. 184 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:10,060 You know, it's a shame that Michael has to work so hard. But I guess with all 185 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,840 the money troubles you two have been having... He told you that? 186 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,740 Well, we're getting past it. 187 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:19,060 Only because my son is working himself to the bone. 188 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,480 You know, it wouldn't hurt for you to get a job. 189 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:22,820 I have a job. 190 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,680 Oh, you mean your little drawings? 191 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,240 Well, it's great for a woman to have a hobby. Personally, I day -capage. 192 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,100 But I'm talking about something that pays. 193 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:33,740 Children's books pay. 194 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,960 Really? 195 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,100 How much? 196 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:41,020 You know, I think actually I might have those dough hooks somewhere. 197 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,620 Oh, dear, I've insulted you. 198 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,840 I'm just trying to be helpful. 199 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,360 No, no, it's fine, Adele. 200 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,760 Mama. 201 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,580 We were sort of surprised to get your call. Don't you need to see Kayla a few 202 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:03,940 more times before you report back to us? Well, before continuing with her, I 203 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,520 thought it might be helpful to ask you a few questions. 204 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,760 Oh, go ahead. Shoot. 205 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,320 Do you love Kayla? 206 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:16,320 Lynette? I was talking to you. 207 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,560 Oh. 208 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,080 Well, sure. 209 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,120 I've been very good to her. 210 00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:23,640 That wasn't his question. 211 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:28,390 Do you have a diploma on your wall, Tom? I don't think so. Zip it. 212 00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:34,350 Again, um... Do you love her? 213 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,730 Of course I do. 214 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:43,110 As much as I can, given the way she joined our family, it's just, it's 215 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,010 complicated. I understand. 216 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:52,450 The problem is, Kayla has picked up on your ambivalence, and she's become a 217 00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:53,450 angry girl. 218 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:55,570 So what do we do? 219 00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:59,910 Oh, God. Is this going to be one of those therapy things where she hits me 220 00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:00,910 a foam bat? 221 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:04,390 There's a bond that develops between an infant and her mother. 222 00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:10,630 You and Kayla never formed that bond. So what we need to do is recreate it. It's 223 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:11,930 called attachment parenting. 224 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:17,090 And it starts with Kayla being by your side as often as possible. 225 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:21,090 That sounds like exactly what they need. 226 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:25,430 I mean, I don't have a diploma or anything, but... I'd really like to give 227 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,530 a try. Whatever keeps you and Kayla close and interacting. 228 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:32,610 Go to the movies, go shopping, maybe take a little trip together, just the 229 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:33,610 of you. 230 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:36,830 Could we revisit the phone bad idea for just a second? 231 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:41,290 The plan sounds great, Doc. And don't worry, I will make sure that they are 232 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:42,290 together constantly. 233 00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:46,690 Ask me if I love Tom right now. 234 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:48,630 Go ahead, I dare you. 235 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:59,860 May I help you? I haven't seen Benjamin in a week. I was thinking I'd take him 236 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:00,859 for a few hours. 237 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,120 It's not really a good time. 238 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,120 Well, Bree, whenever I call, it's not a good time. So if you don't mind, I'd 239 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,360 like to take my son to the carnival. Well, that sounds boring. 240 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,039 I know. 241 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,840 Why don't you take him to Edie's house and he can watch you give her a dental 242 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,840 exam with your tongue? 243 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,100 Bree, you don't understand. 244 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:23,380 What you saw was bad judgment on Edie's part and good judgment on my part. I 245 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,219 pushed her away. 246 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:27,240 Yes. eventually, with a big dopey grin on your face. 247 00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:30,040 Can we please put this behind us? I would like to take Benjamin. 248 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,260 I don't think so. 249 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,340 I'd hate for him to be around when you had another attack of delayed morality, 250 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,980 either with Edie or behind the wheel of your car. 251 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,300 I am not having this argument. 252 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:41,940 He is my son, too. 253 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,400 Not exactly. 254 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,960 What? 255 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:51,120 Don't. Even. Strictly speaking, you're not even related to him. 256 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,660 I mean, it was fine for you to masquerade as his father when we were 257 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,340 but now that we're not... This is wrong. 258 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,020 I will hire a lawyer. 259 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,280 I've already hired one. 260 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:02,160 You'll be hearing from him shortly. 261 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,140 Oh, and if you're in the mood for a carnival, why not call Edie? 262 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:13,040 I hear you get three throws for a dollar with her, too. 263 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400 Bye, Gabby. 264 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:19,790 You guys going for another walk? 265 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,630 Yeah, we found this sweet hiking trail that goes right through the middle of 266 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,070 woods. Yeah, and unlike some people, Ellie doesn't let the branches hit me in 267 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:28,230 face. You're spoiling him! 268 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,170 What the hell? 269 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:09,860 Mom, 270 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,900 guess what? Dad's coming to my senior recital next week. I could swing by and 271 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,040 pick you up if you want. 272 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,420 We could make it a real family outing. 273 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,060 Dylan. Your father and I need to talk. 274 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,500 In private. 275 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,200 I'm not done saying goodbye. 276 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,020 Yes, you are. 277 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,040 Please get rid of that gum. 278 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,180 You're smacking all the way in the house. 279 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,620 Bye, sweetheart. Bye. 280 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:59,920 Just so we're clear, there will be no family outings. 281 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,819 Now, Kathy, you shouldn't be rude to a man who still has feelings for you. 282 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,079 Meaning what? 283 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,680 You still love me? I do. 284 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:11,680 And I know I'm somewhat to blame for what's happened between us. That's why 285 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:15,660 forgiven you for kidnapping our daughter. The least you can do is meet 286 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,660 halfway. 287 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:19,819 Oh, Wayne. 288 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,079 I don't deserve your forgiveness. 289 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:27,760 Maybe not, but I'm going to give it to you anyway. Because I still think we 290 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,760 could be happy together. 291 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:35,500 Given all the things I did that you don't know about. 292 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:38,580 What's that? 293 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:42,560 I'm talking about all those men I was with while we were married. 294 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,520 How can you forgive something like that? 295 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,160 That's a lie. 296 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,040 You wouldn't have dared. 297 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,540 Unhappy women do dangerous things. 298 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:59,140 I think the worst was when I tricked you into thinking Dylan was yours. 299 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:04,710 I wanted to tell you the truth, but I was scared. 300 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,850 For obvious reasons. 301 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:09,710 I don't believe you. 302 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,910 But I'm not worried anymore. 303 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,010 Because you've changed. 304 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,630 So what are you waiting for, Wayne? 305 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,050 Forgive me. 306 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,340 If she's not mine, then whose is she? 307 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,040 Doesn't matter. 308 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,840 Oh, I guess I won't be seeing you at the recital now. 309 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,560 Are you sure it was cocaine? 310 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,160 Carlos, I was a fashion model in the 90s. I know cocaine. 311 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:11,960 Damn it. 312 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,440 What are you doing? 313 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,680 I'm calling the police. 314 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shouldn't we hear Ellie's side of the story first? 315 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,540 Here's Ellie's side. 316 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,220 Selling drugs brings in more money than waiting tables. 317 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,339 There you go. 318 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,340 Were you moved? 319 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,060 Okay, look, maybe I was wrong. 320 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,700 Maybe it was flour. 321 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,160 Maybe she's the pastry chef. 322 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:35,440 Yeah, and she came up with that tattoo cover story to hide her illicit baking. 323 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,900 All right, look, I know we have to do something, but this woman's our friend. 324 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,660 Yes, and I'm a convicted felon still on probation. 325 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,520 Now, if the police find out we're harboring a drug dealer, they're going 326 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,280 me. We have to turn her in. 327 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:57,380 Well, the priority for me is working out custody of Benjamin. 328 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,900 To that end, I've written down all the pertinent facts about the situation. 329 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,480 No, I don't want to do this over the phone. 330 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,800 Listen, I'm going to hop in the shower. How about we meet in your office in 331 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,800 about an hour? 332 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920 Great, thanks. 333 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,320 Orson? 334 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,020 Orson? The door's open. 335 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,560 What are you doing here? Get out here, you wuss. 336 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,750 That Puritan... This botanical robot bitch of yours is sabotaging my 337 00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:33,570 Okay. Hang on a second. I'll be right out. 338 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,240 nice long shower. 339 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,580 Really? Sure. 340 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,640 Yeah. 341 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,280 Now that I think about it, I can handle Bree all by myself. 342 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,960 And so that's when I saw all those bricks of cocaine under her bed. 343 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,540 I mean, I think it was cocaine, and I think they're called bricks. 344 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,520 I'm just a simple housewife. I don't know what I'm saying. 345 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,120 Well, you've done the right thing, and it's thanks to the cooperation of 346 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,400 citizens like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are you going to get her out of our 347 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400 house? 348 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,100 Well, it's a little more complicated than that. 349 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,840 Meaning? 350 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,760 Bullock! 351 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,880 Oh, my God! 352 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,340 What? What? I can't see anything. 353 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,080 It's one of Ellie's customers. 354 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,900 Actually, I'm Detective Bullock. 355 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,880 We've been tracking Miss Leonard for several months now. 356 00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:58,480 Okay, so if you know what she's doing, then why don't you just bust her? 357 00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,700 She's small time. 358 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,560 We're trying to get to her supplier, so we need her to keep dealing. 359 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,560 Wait. 360 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,360 So you're just going to leave a drug dealer in our house? 361 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,520 Yes. For now, we just need you to act normal. 362 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,900 Pretend like you don't know anything. 363 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,740 We'll move in when the case is made. 364 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:19,580 Okay, look, I'm offered her my civic duty, but this woman, she's sort of a 365 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,160 friend. 366 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,280 And now you're asking us to trick her? I'm not sure we're comfortable with 367 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,160 Mr. Felice, you're on probation, right? 368 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880 How'd you like not to be? 369 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,920 What on earth could you possibly want? 370 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,480 Oh, I wanted to thank you. 371 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:50,680 After you scared off that couple that were going to buy the young house, I, 372 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,390 uh... Found another buyer, and they're willing to go 10 % over asking. 373 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:58,870 Well, good. When they drop by for their inspection, I'll just have to have a 374 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:00,330 nice little chat with them, too. 375 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:02,330 You wouldn't want to do that to me. 376 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:05,250 And after all, we're family. 377 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:11,590 Family. Well, yes, since my nephew Austin is Benjamin's biological father, 378 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,690 makes me Benji's great aunt. 379 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:20,250 A term I don't exactly love, but it's better than grandma, which is what you 380 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,250 are. 381 00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:23,620 How did you? 382 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:28,220 Cute story. I went over to Orson's to ask him to get you off my back. 383 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:32,780 And the poor sap, he'd written the whole sordid tale down and left it right 384 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,780 there on the table. 385 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:40,580 Edie, if word got out, my whole family would be humiliated. Oh, I don't want 386 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:42,040 word to get out. That would ruin everything. 387 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,140 Because right now, I own you. 388 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,400 What does that mean? 389 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,940 Glad you asked. 390 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,300 From this moment on, I am your best friend. 391 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,980 You're going to invite me to all of your fancy parties, set me up with all your 392 00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:02,740 single friends, and if I'm ever in the mood for muffins, you're going to bake 393 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:03,659 them for me. 394 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:10,180 Keeney, please. And if you don't, if for one second I don't feel the love, 395 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:12,360 I'm going to bury you. 396 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,600 You understand? 397 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,900 Yeah. Good. 398 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,060 Oh, by the way, um... 399 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:22,630 I'm having an open house tomorrow. 400 00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:27,350 A plate of banana nut muffins sure would set the mood. Don't you think? 401 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,570 Hey, honey, 402 00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:36,670 did you get that? Thank you. 403 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,350 Hey, Bree. 404 00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:44,430 Perfect timing. We were just getting ready to deal the cards. 405 00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:45,710 Bree, are you okay? 406 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,440 There's something I've been keeping from all of you. 407 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:59,380 And, um... We need to talk. 408 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,200 Hey, Wayne. 409 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,180 I finished that DNA you wanted. I'm probably going to get in trouble because 410 00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:12,980 put it in front of Martin's triple homicide. You bet, girl. 411 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,740 Well, I owe you. I just needed to confirm that the Vic and my suspect are 412 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:17,740 related. 413 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,020 Oh, well, actually, they're not. 414 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:23,040 I ran the samples from the cheek swab and the wad of gum you gave me, and your 415 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,540 suspect's not related to the victim at all. 416 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:27,580 Are you sure? 417 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,620 Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, it's 100 % exclusion. 418 00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:34,560 Are you hungry? Because I've worked all through lunch, and I thought that you 419 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,300 and I could go get... Wait. 420 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,960 Oh, my God. 421 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,800 And Edie threatened to use that to... Yes. 422 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:52,200 Okay, first of all, you're like the greatest mom ever to want to protect 423 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,800 Danielle like that. Thank you. 424 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,280 I can't believe she was blackmailing you. 425 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,320 I can't believe she made a play for Orson. 426 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,560 I can. 427 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:03,040 She went after Carlos and Mike and Carl. 428 00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:05,240 The only person she hasn't gone after is Tom. 429 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:06,460 Yet. 430 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,300 This woman is out of control. 431 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:11,140 What are you going to do? 432 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,160 No. 433 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,340 What are we going to do? 434 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,630 Guys, what's going on? 435 00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:46,690 I told them everything, Edie. 436 00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:49,590 About Orson, Benjamin, everything. 437 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,029 You did? 438 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:54,070 She did. So you can kiss that little blackmail scheme goodbye. 439 00:26:54,930 --> 00:26:57,630 Well, I was only doing it because... You were only doing it because you're the 440 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:58,630 devil. 441 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:00,849 Okay, fine. 442 00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:02,550 Chew me out and let's get on with it. 443 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,270 Not like all the other times, Edie. 444 00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:05,630 We're done. 445 00:27:07,370 --> 00:27:10,790 Done? We're not inviting you to poker. We're not talking to you. We're not even 446 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:12,590 going to wave when you jog by from now on. 447 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,200 You are invisible. 448 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,460 And we're going to make sure every woman in a five -mile radius knows the kind 449 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,339 of crap you pulled. 450 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:21,720 We tried to be your friends, but you don't even understand what that word 451 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,940 So now we're going to be something you do understand. 452 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,440 Guys, wait. 453 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,700 Wait, I know I crossed the line this time, and I'm sorry. 454 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,560 Did you hear something? 455 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:36,740 Neither did I. 456 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,480 Ready to ride, Dylan? 457 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,960 Now look, if you're scared, you don't have to. I want to. 458 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,560 Oh, you're a brave girl. 459 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,320 Hold up your arm for the camera, sweetheart. 460 00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,340 How many stitches is that? 461 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:00,519 Eleven. 462 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,040 And you didn't cry once, did you? 463 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,460 Can I ride now, please, Daddy? 464 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:06,980 I love you, Daddy. 465 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,600 Dylan. Me. 466 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,400 You need to come over here tomorrow. 467 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,620 Yeah. I know it's Mother's Day, but it's okay. 468 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,700 I got some things to tell you about your mother. 469 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:34,200 Oh, I want this one. 470 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,200 Oh. 471 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,680 Yow. It's a little pricey. But I want it. 472 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,100 You're the one who asked me to go shopping. 473 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,200 Well, I know, but we're supposed to be spending time together, not going into 474 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,200 death. 475 00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:51,280 Oh, how about this one? 476 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,120 What do you mean, supposed to? 477 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,000 I just... It's good for us to hang out. 478 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,600 I enjoy it. 479 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,400 Is this something that the doctor made you do? 480 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:06,180 No, all my idea. I just wanted to treat you to a real fun day. 481 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760 All right. 482 00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:09,940 Want me to have fun? 483 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,480 Buy me this. 484 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360 Okay. 485 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:18,580 Good times. 486 00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:22,290 I'd like an old -fashioned, please. 487 00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:26,210 What's the matter, Michael? 488 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,350 You tuckered out? 489 00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:30,850 Oh, yeah, I just didn't get much sleep. Honestly, I wonder how you ever get any. 490 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:34,690 Well, considering you got Susan in the bed, sawing wood all night. 491 00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:37,930 I'm doing what now? 492 00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:40,510 Snoring. 493 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:44,210 What'd you say it sounded like, Michael? A bunch of bulldogs in a bag? 494 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,390 But it is a sound that I've come to love. 495 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,640 You know what my Meemaw did to Grandpa Boo? 496 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:53,600 She sewed a marble in the back of his pajama top. 497 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,060 Then if he rolled on his back to start snoring, it'd wake him right up. 498 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,140 But I guess you can't do that. 499 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,820 Seeing as how you sleep in the nude and all. 500 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,620 Well, that's going to change her up, then. 501 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,440 I'm going to fix my face before I order. 502 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:10,660 Excuse me. 503 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,240 Now, this is nice. 504 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:19,060 Nice? She's driving me crazy. You have got to... stop complaining about me to 505 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,560 her. I don't complain. 506 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:26,000 Well, you could see how I, as the nude, snoring whore, would think so. 507 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,900 Okay, now I might vent a little bit, but she's just trying to help. Well, the 508 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:32,800 next time she tries to help, she's going to get an old -fashioned in her face, 509 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,900 so you better step up and start defending me. 510 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,420 Okay, okay. 511 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,500 Well, lovely powder run. These maidens, such a busy restaurant, can keep their 512 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,840 bathroom cleaner than yours. 513 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,920 Now, Mama, that's not very nice. 514 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,000 Well, you're the one who told me you didn't marry her for her housekeeping. 515 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,540 You just need someone to teach these things. 516 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,800 You know what? 517 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:03,940 Why don't I stay a few extra weeks and you and I can spruce the house up? 518 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,200 And don't worry, I'll leave when the baby comes. 519 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:10,000 At my age, all that crying just cuts my nerves to shreds. 520 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:14,820 Now, the first thing we're going to do is wash your walls. 521 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,660 Oh, my God. 522 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:38,300 My water broke. 523 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,900 What? My water just broke. I'm in labor. We have to go. 524 00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:44,000 You're not due for a month. 525 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:45,939 Italian, Mama. 526 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,940 Look at me. 527 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:52,720 Come on, we have to get you to the hospital. Well, yeah, but... No, no, no. 528 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,280 should take a cab home and start packing. 529 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,480 This one feels like a crier. 530 00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,380 Are you sure I should... 531 00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:07,440 You're 532 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,840 doing great, honey. Just keep breathing. 533 00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:10,620 How close are the contractions? 534 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:12,020 A few weeks apart. 535 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080 Want to go to the movies? 536 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,760 Okay. I 537 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:36,320 get 538 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:43,280 it. I'll talk 539 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:43,819 to her. 540 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:44,820 Thank you. 541 00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:48,390 Do you want to go back in there right now and tell her? 542 00:32:49,530 --> 00:32:52,310 No. The restaurant just comped our drinks. Tell her at home. 543 00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:58,770 Well, we've done enough damage for one day. 544 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:00,349 Let's go home. 545 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:01,450 I want a corn dog first. 546 00:33:01,830 --> 00:33:03,090 Oh, honey, we're about to have dinner. 547 00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:04,470 But I'm hungry now. 548 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:05,930 I want a corn dog. 549 00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:07,270 All right. Thank you. 550 00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:11,470 If you're hungry, I'll get you something healthy and you can have it in the car. 551 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:13,750 Corn. Dog. 552 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:15,390 Why can't I have one? 553 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,420 Well, at this point, because of the way you're acting, please don't do this, 554 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:23,440 Caleb. We've been having such a nice time. 555 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,500 And we can keep having a nice time. 556 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:27,140 Just give me what I want. 557 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:29,180 Or you're not going to like what happens. 558 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,980 Are you threatening me? 559 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200 I'm just saying. 560 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,980 Got that idiot Preston to jump off the roof. 561 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,740 Wonder what I could get Penny to do. 562 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:52,240 I shouldn't have done that, but that was... That was horrible, what you said. 563 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,060 And you should never say that again. 564 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,400 Okay, so... Come on, let's go. Come on. 565 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,720 Susan, you're up. 566 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,239 Michael told me about your false labor. That was unusual. 567 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,400 What happened? 568 00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,480 I know, but usually your water doesn't break. 569 00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:17,058 Oh, that. 570 00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:20,020 Um, turns out I built some clubs there. 571 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,860 Well, no surprise there. 572 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,659 Michael told me what a clutchy Cathy you are. 573 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,900 I'm glad he finds that cute. 574 00:34:30,179 --> 00:34:31,719 I myself don't have the patience. 575 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920 Hey, Mama. 576 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,060 Hello, Michael. 577 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,120 Do you have a Mother's Day present for me? 578 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:44,420 He sure does. 579 00:34:44,810 --> 00:34:45,810 But I want mine first. 580 00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:49,190 Mama, we need to talk. 581 00:34:49,409 --> 00:34:50,408 About what? 582 00:34:50,409 --> 00:34:52,850 About the way you talk to people. 583 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:57,530 I mean, sometimes you can be a little too honest. 584 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,030 Sorry. 585 00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:03,930 Go on. 586 00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:09,450 You don't realize how things sound when they're coming out of your mouth. I know 587 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:10,450 you mean well. 588 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,780 I'm getting to it. No, no, no. 589 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,980 It's just that, Mama, sometimes when you're talking to Susan... Susan, you 590 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:20,839 a little pale. 591 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,840 Are you okay? 592 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,040 Oh, she's fine. 593 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:26,380 I wish she'd cut it out. No, I'm not trying to... Susan? 594 00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:30,580 Are you going into labor? For real? 595 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,420 Maybe. Who cares? Let her have it. 596 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,320 Okay, okay. 597 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,840 Mama, you've got to stop taking pot shots at Susan. She's my wife, and I 598 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,320 her, and I can't have you upsetting her. 599 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,660 Sweetheart, I... I am deeply sorry and mortified. 600 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,480 If I've caused you any distress, I never meant to hurt your feelings. 601 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:49,960 Apology accepted. 602 00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:51,140 Let's go. 603 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,080 Happy Mother's Day! 604 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,980 Oh. Oh, my gosh. 605 00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:04,360 That is so sweet. 606 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,900 Thank you so much. We're going to go get your presents. 607 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,880 Okay. 608 00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:17,710 No Kayla? 609 00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:19,810 Well, she's still pretty upset. 610 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:24,010 Again, I know I crossed the line, and I'm so sorry. 611 00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:26,730 You know what? Let's not get into this. I'm just going to get angry all over 612 00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:32,230 again. Tom, if you had been there and heard what she said... It doesn't 613 00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:33,430 You hit her. 614 00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:36,650 She's just a little girl. 615 00:36:37,470 --> 00:36:40,650 And now, thanks to you, she's a frightened little girl. 616 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:45,210 Sorry to bother you, Dr. Dolan, but you said I could call any time. 617 00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:48,150 My mom. 618 00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:50,610 She hit me. 619 00:36:52,330 --> 00:36:53,710 No, it's not the first time. 620 00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:57,610 I was afraid to tell you because I knew what she would do if she found out. 621 00:36:58,630 --> 00:36:59,609 Help me. 622 00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:00,970 I don't feel safe here. 623 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:03,590 I have to go. 624 00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:19,830 Sorry about the mess. 625 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,170 Maid took the week off. 626 00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:24,530 You said you wanted to talk to me. 627 00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:26,850 Tell me things about Mom. 628 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:30,190 You know what, kiddo? I had kind of a bad day yesterday. 629 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:34,090 Sat around here drinking, feeling sorry for myself. 630 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,110 And then I called you. 631 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:42,150 That's okay. If you're feeling sad or whatever, you should always call me. 632 00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:45,330 None of this is your fault. I hope you know that. 633 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:46,530 None of what? 634 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:52,500 I tried so hard to let the past just be the past. I didn't want to bring up who 635 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,580 did what to who or why. 636 00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:58,480 What did Mom say to you? And it turns out I've been kidding myself all this 637 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:05,060 time. This family that I've been fighting for, it doesn't even... exist. 638 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,200 We don't need her. 639 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,240 I'm fine with just you and me. 640 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,680 I'm happy now. 641 00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:16,560 Ow! Dad, you're hurting me! 642 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:25,620 You have to go. 643 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,060 What's wrong? Did I do something? 644 00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:30,380 Get out of here! 645 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:31,660 Now! 646 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:49,420 Ellie! Brunch is almost ready! 647 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,500 This is going to be so hard. 648 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,880 You can't think of her as your friend. Think of her as a drug dealer who could 649 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,920 have gotten us into a lot of trouble. 650 00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:03,760 Oh, shoot. 651 00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:05,900 I wanted to surprise you. 652 00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:07,220 What's this? 653 00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:12,780 Well, you know, it's Mother's Day, and I have kind of a crappy relationship with 654 00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:17,680 my mom, so this is my way of saying thanks for being nicer to me than she 655 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,680 was. 656 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:28,750 I'm glad I didn't get you the chocolates. 657 00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:30,730 No, 658 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:36,570 Travers. No, I decided spending Mother's Day with you was more important than 659 00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:39,050 spending time showing people stupid houses. 660 00:39:40,990 --> 00:39:42,990 Oh, I love you too, sweetheart. 661 00:39:44,430 --> 00:39:47,730 Actually, I think Mommy's going to be spending a lot more time with you from 662 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:50,250 on. But we'll talk about that when I get there, okay? 663 00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:52,930 I love you, baby. I'll see you soon. 664 00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:04,570 It happens the second Sunday of every May. 665 00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:11,530 We celebrate the women who give us life and so much more. 666 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:17,070 The ones who protect us at all costs. 667 00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:24,490 Who have the courage to fight those who would do us harm. 668 00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:30,630 Who put our happiness ahead of their own. 669 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:39,520 But mostly, we celebrate a mother's love, which is constant, 670 00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:44,700 eternal, and there from the very beginning.