1 00:00:03,409 --> 00:00:04,410 Morning, Bumblebee. 2 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:06,450 Sorry. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,090 Mr. Sinatra. 4 00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:13,870 Mom, did you know Frank's middle name was Albert? 5 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:18,610 No, I did not. Did you know he was born in Hoboken and won nine Grammys? 6 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:22,030 No, I did not. Did you even go to college? 7 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:32,229 I wish I was still rooming with Aunt Faith, because at least when she talked 8 00:00:32,229 --> 00:00:34,090 her sleep, it was about boys and not math. 9 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:38,790 Don't worry. It's just a matter of time before you're living in a trailer 10 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,610 waiting for your baby's daddy to make parole. 11 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,130 Be nice. 12 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:47,790 You may not realize it now, but your sister is the best friend you'll ever 13 00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:50,090 That's the woman who threw her own sister out of our house. 14 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:52,010 I did not throw her out. 15 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:53,990 I merely invited her to leave. 16 00:00:56,810 --> 00:00:59,790 really worried. I mean, it's been three days and we haven't even heard from her. 17 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:00,950 Cindy, relax. 18 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:02,390 Faith is a grown woman. 19 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:04,830 She's perfectly capable of taking care of herself. 20 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:09,970 Hello? 21 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:11,730 Hey, Aunt Faith. 22 00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:13,630 Where is she? Hospital? Prison? 23 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:14,830 Occult? 24 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:17,250 Sure, she's right here. Do you want to talk to her? 25 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:24,010 Hey, Aunt Faith. Where are you? 26 00:01:24,410 --> 00:01:27,720 Oh, I found the fa - Fabulous place. You'll have to come visit. 27 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:32,380 Well, when can we hang out? Well, we could meet at the mall, say 4 o 'clock, 28 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:33,620 the pool with all the free change. 29 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:37,140 Awesome. Hey. 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,600 Is your mom there? 31 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:43,340 Yeah. Is she just standing there staring at you, biting her nails and tapping 32 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:44,340 her foot? 33 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,640 Yep. 34 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:49,440 Good. Now laugh like I've just said the funniest thing ever. 35 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,640 Is her foot going like a mile a minute? 36 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,380 Yep. Good work. Now put her on. 37 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,340 Aunt Faith wants to talk to you. 38 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,260 I knew she'd come around. 39 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,199 There's nothing more unbreakable than the bond between sisters. 40 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,039 Hey, you. 41 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,540 I'm sorry. The sister you are trying to reach hates you. Goodbye. 42 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,400 But I can't imagine my life without you. 43 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:29,540 Sister, we're the brand new stars. 44 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,360 Sister, oh, we've come so far. 45 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:37,360 Sister, there's no better way between you and me. 46 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:45,940 Wow, CDs used to be huge. 47 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,520 Frank Sinatra live at the stand. 48 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:57,190 It's not the junk room anymore. 49 00:02:57,730 --> 00:03:02,450 When we're done in here, it's going to be the man room, filled with man stuff. 50 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,470 Like your doll collection? 51 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:08,970 These are action figures. 52 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:15,590 You know what else? Tonight I'm driving eight hours. I'm going to stay in a 53 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:20,990 hotel so I can be first in line to buy an original Space Invaders arcade game. 54 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:23,630 There's eight hours you'll never get back. 55 00:03:26,829 --> 00:03:27,829 How's the men's room coming? 56 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,930 The man room. It's not a public toilet. 57 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:33,490 I'm really worried about Faith. 58 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:36,770 She told Sidney she's doing really well and everything's fine, but if she was 59 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:39,450 really doing well and everything was really fine, she would have wanted to 60 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:40,790 me herself and rub it in my face, right? 61 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:42,450 What do you think? 62 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:46,750 I think these are exactly the kind of conversations that aren't going to 63 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:47,750 in the man room. 64 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:51,810 Charlie. Hope, you enable her. 65 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:55,800 Every time you put your foot down, she makes you feel guilty and then sucks you 66 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:00,720 into some ridiculous mess that I have to clean up. That's not true. 67 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,360 Okay. Yeah, that is true. 68 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,540 Look, if she can't make it on her own, then I'll buy her a ticket to Florida 69 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:12,060 she can go live with your father until he buys her a ticket somewhere. 70 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:13,660 Or shoots her. 71 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:16,920 Okay, I gotta go. 72 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,600 I'm going bra shopping with Haley this afternoon. 73 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,839 Okay. Keep me abreast of any new developments. 74 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,500 Charlie, no cornball jokes. You did that with Sidney. All right, I won't be a 75 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,500 boob. 76 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:32,500 I'm serious, Charlie. All right, I know. I'm milking it. 77 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:39,100 And that is how you get a lady out of the man room. 78 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,140 Booyah! 79 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:46,080 Where are you going? 80 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,200 I'm going bra shopping with Mom. 81 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:49,760 Don't do it. 82 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,240 When she took me bra shopping, she started crying. 83 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,920 And then she asked the cashier to take our picture. 84 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,640 I think I can go another year with just undershirts. 85 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:06,060 You know what? I'm going to the mall to meet Aunt Faith. I'll pick you up a bra. 86 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,100 You just tell Mom you're not feeling well. 87 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:14,780 Hello? 88 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:19,590 Sure, I guess I could bring some. 89 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,170 Okay, see you there. 90 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:34,890 Who are those for? 91 00:05:36,850 --> 00:05:37,850 Not Aunt Faith. 92 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,980 Ready to go shopping? I'm not feeling well. 93 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,119 That's okay, sweetie. 94 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,340 We can go bar shopping tomorrow. 95 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,180 I'm not feeling well tomorrow, either. 96 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,060 Okay. No rush. 97 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,840 Every flower blossoms at its own pace. 98 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:04,520 So, you know where Sydney went off to? 99 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:06,040 To the mall to meet Aunt Faith. 100 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,760 Hmm. 101 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:09,420 You know what? 102 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,760 I could use a new bra myself. 103 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:12,260 I'm going to go to the mall, too. 104 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,700 Are you going to spy on Sydney and Aunt Faith? 105 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:16,830 Hailey, don't be ridiculous. 106 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:20,630 I just happened to be dissatisfied with the current state of my bras, and I 107 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,650 thought now would be as good a time as any to go out to buy some. 108 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:24,110 Buy some. 109 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:33,290 Maybe I'll do a little bird watching. 110 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,480 miss you, Aunt Faith. Especially Mom. 111 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,840 Mom. Hmm. 112 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,460 Is that the woman with the moist brownies but the dry heart? 113 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,640 Warm apple pie but a cold, cold nose. 114 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:58,700 You ever notice how cold her nose is? It's like a little ice cube sitting on 115 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,700 face. 116 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:01,740 This is the final announcement. 117 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,080 The Glen Falls Mall is now closing. 118 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,820 Please exit the building. 119 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,660 Oh, thank you. 120 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,480 This was so much fun. 121 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,740 I'm parked at the other side, so I'll call you tomorrow, honey. 122 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,060 Bye. Bye. 123 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,750 Antiseptic cream? No. 124 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:49,170 Are you sure? 125 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,450 I feel self -conscious. 126 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:54,830 Well, you know what? You always feel self -conscious the first time you wear 127 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,190 bra. Trust me, it's perfectly natural. 128 00:10:58,890 --> 00:10:59,890 Hey, girl. 129 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:03,410 I'm off to get my arcade game. So, Sidney, you're in charge until your 130 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:04,410 gets... 131 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:18,010 Are you wearing a bra? 132 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,650 I didn't even notice. 133 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,750 See? It's perfectly natural. 134 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,890 Hello? Oh, Hope, thank God. 135 00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:39,210 Where are you? 136 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:41,910 What? 137 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,350 You're trapped. 138 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:46,770 On a truck? 139 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,110 Inside an armoire? 140 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,690 I just have one question. 141 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:57,270 Is your sister with you by any chance? 142 00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:01,590 He wants to talk to you. 143 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,129 Oh, great. 144 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,130 Here we go. 145 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,150 Somehow this is all going to be my fault. 146 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:17,070 I was killed there. 147 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,490 Get on the plane, Faith. 148 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,530 Can't I at least get an upgrade? 149 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,390 I mean, come on, who am I going to meet and coach? 150 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,410 Go. 151 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,650 Charlie. Don't start. 152 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:36,010 I just had to track down a truck in the middle of the highway. Get the driver to 153 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:39,290 pull over, pay him $200 to open up the back. 154 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:41,350 And it wasn't even the right truck. 155 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,590 It took me three trucks and six... 156 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,760 to get you out of that armoire. 157 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,240 Don't forget the $85 for the speeding ticket, Mr. Road Rage. 158 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,080 I love him. 159 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,920 I'm lucky, too. 160 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,600 Call me when you get to dance. 161 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,960 Give me that look, Hope. 162 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:21,060 I really thought that this time you were going to be strong and let Faith stand 163 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,260 on her own two feet. But guess what? 164 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,380 Enabler Magazine called. You made the cover. 165 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,480 Again. 166 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,180 Charlie, she's my sister. 167 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,680 And I'm your husband. 168 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:36,760 And if you can't do for yourself what you need to do for Faith, then I have to 169 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,720 do for both of you what Faith can't do for you. 170 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,440 Three trucks, Hope. 171 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:44,320 And I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. 172 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,640 So grow up, Hope! 173 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:54,240 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to drive all night to buy an arcade game. 174 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:25,280 I've always liked that picture. Me too. 175 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:26,500 So 176 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:33,420 we 177 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:36,520 sat on the tarmac for a half an hour, and then the pilot announced they were 178 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,320 having engine trouble, and they canceled the flight. 179 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,800 Well, you can stay the night, but you have to be out before Charlie gets home 180 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,800 the morning. 181 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,120 Hey, that's my side. 182 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,820 What? I have to sleep as far away from the closet as possible. 183 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,380 Why? Duh. 184 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,780 Monsters. 185 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,120 This is nice. 186 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,100 Yeah. 187 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,480 You know what? 188 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,260 Maybe Charlie's right. 189 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:20,600 Maybe if I didn't bail you out so much, you'd have your own job, an apartment. 190 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,640 Maybe you wouldn't be so dependent on me. 191 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,300 I'm not dependent on you. 192 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,780 Will you tickle my back so I can fall asleep? 193 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 saying. Maybe we are dysfunctional. 194 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,900 Well, of course we're dysfunctional. We're family. 195 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,400 I don't want you to go to Dad's. 196 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,720 Well, I don't either. 197 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,480 I don't know. 198 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,920 Maybe I'm being sensitive, but lately I get the impression that Charlie doesn't 199 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,920 want me here anymore. 200 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,820 I can't sleep. 201 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,660 I'm upset about Charlie. 202 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,500 The first promise we made to each other when we got married was that we'd never 203 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,500 go to bed angry. 204 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,960 Disappointed, perhaps, but not angry. 205 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,460 I'm gonna go make myself some tea. 206 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,320 Wait, Hope. 207 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,180 Yeah? 208 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,080 Could you? 209 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,740 Please? 210 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,300 Monsters, monsters, go away. 211 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,940 Come again another day. 212 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,500 If you don't, you'll surely pay. 213 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,280 Monsters, monsters, go away! 214 00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:43,100 Look, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. 215 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:50,860 I turned around and came home because we've never gone to bed angry and I 216 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:51,860 want to start now. 217 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,920 Aww. 218 00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:00,760 Hey, did you eat a bowl of soup in bed? 219 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,680 Uh -uh. 220 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440 Are you sure? 221 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Because... 222 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:11,830 I believe this is your spoon. 223 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:33,670 What was that? 224 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,810 Are you happy with your spoon? 225 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:51,870 Or do you think you need a fork? 226 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:57,950 Oh! 227 00:18:58,970 --> 00:18:59,970 Ow. 228 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:02,770 All right, look. 229 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:08,990 I shouldn't have kicked Faith out. I should have given her a month to get a 230 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,170 and move out. 231 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,730 If I had the chance to do it again. 232 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,060 That's exactly what I'd do. 233 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,160 Really? 234 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,220 Really. I swear. 235 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,960 Mom, can I show you something? 236 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,180 Honey. 237 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,880 I think it's important that we don't all overreact here. 238 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,560 I mean, what family hasn't had this happen? 239 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,460 Hey, Haley. 240 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:11,740 Nice rack. 241 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,000 So, how is everything? 242 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,920 These waffles are cold. 243 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,280 That's because they're frozen waffles, silly. 244 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,660 One month, Faith. 245 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:42,100 That's all you get. Then you're moving out. 246 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,420 Fine with me. 247 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,400 60 days is all the time I'll need. 248 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,720 Where's Hope? Oh, she went to take Haley bra shopping. 249 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,110 Could you please take a picture?