1 00:00:04,888 --> 00:00:07,448 Most any place 2 00:00:07,524 --> 00:00:12,086 Can seem to be a paradise 3 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,631 While you embrace 4 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:20,297 Just the one that you adore 5 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,805 There needn't be 6 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:28,006 An apple tree with magic powers 7 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,949 You need no garden filled with flowers 8 00:00:32,018 --> 00:00:34,747 To taste the thrill of sweet 9 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:37,984 Fleet hours 10 00:00:38,057 --> 00:00:40,890 Gentle perfume 11 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,158 And cushions that are silk and soft 12 00:00:46,332 --> 00:00:48,995 Two in the gloom 13 00:00:49,069 --> 00:00:54,439 That is silent but for sighs 14 00:00:54,508 --> 00:00:57,136 That's paradise 15 00:00:57,211 --> 00:01:01,205 While arms entwine and lips are kissing 16 00:01:01,283 --> 00:01:03,342 But if there's something missing 17 00:01:03,418 --> 00:01:05,511 That signifies 18 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:11,686 Trouble in paradise 19 00:03:32,981 --> 00:03:34,916 Yes, Baron. 20 00:03:36,118 --> 00:03:38,450 What shall we start with, Baron? 21 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,080 Hmm? Oh, yes. 22 00:03:43,826 --> 00:03:46,660 That's not so easy. 23 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:48,664 Beginnings are always difficult. 24 00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:50,665 Yes, Baron. 25 00:03:52,469 --> 00:03:56,030 If Casanova suddenly turned out to be Romeo... 26 00:03:56,106 --> 00:03:58,837 having supper with Juliet, 27 00:03:58,909 --> 00:04:01,570 who might become Cleopatra, 28 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:05,175 how would you start? 29 00:04:08,353 --> 00:04:10,947 I would start with cocktails. 30 00:04:11,023 --> 00:04:12,956 Mm-hmm. 31 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:16,051 Very good. Excellent. 32 00:04:23,835 --> 00:04:27,363 It must be the most marvelous supper. 33 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,002 We may not eat it, but it must be marvelous. 34 00:04:31,078 --> 00:04:33,012 Yes, Baron. 35 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,070 - And, waiter? - Yes, Baron? 36 00:04:35,148 --> 00:04:37,811 - You see that moon? - Yes, Baron. 37 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:40,445 I want to see that moon in the champagne. 38 00:04:40,521 --> 00:04:42,387 Yes, Baron. 39 00:04:42,457 --> 00:04:45,084 "Moon in champagne". 40 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:48,493 I want to see, um... 41 00:04:48,563 --> 00:04:51,031 Yes, Baron. 42 00:04:51,099 --> 00:04:54,297 - And as for you, waiter... - Yes, Baron? 43 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:57,065 I don't want to see you at all. 44 00:04:57,138 --> 00:04:59,073 No, Baron. 45 00:05:02,545 --> 00:05:05,515 - Oh, I beg your pardon. - Hmm? 46 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,516 Thank you. 47 00:05:19,396 --> 00:05:21,331 Yes, sir. Right away. 48 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:50,895 - Oh, my gracious! He almost saw me. - Who? 49 00:05:50,964 --> 00:05:53,364 The Marquis de la Tour. He was standing in the lobby. 50 00:05:53,434 --> 00:05:57,234 I don't think he saw me. I'm positive he didn't. Thank heaven. 51 00:05:57,304 --> 00:06:00,706 But when I came up here, right out in the hall there was King Boris of Alconia. 52 00:06:00,776 --> 00:06:04,233 - The tennis player? - The tennis player. He saw me. He bowed. 53 00:06:04,311 --> 00:06:07,213 What could I do? I nodded. 54 00:06:07,282 --> 00:06:10,377 Baron, I shouldn't have come. 55 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,444 But you came. 56 00:06:13,522 --> 00:06:15,683 And you must forget everything... 57 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:18,386 except that you are here, Countess. 58 00:06:44,757 --> 00:06:50,024 Out there in the moonlight everything seemed so perfect, so simple. 59 00:06:50,095 --> 00:06:52,325 But now... 60 00:06:52,398 --> 00:06:54,730 - Do you know King Boris? - No, no. 61 00:06:54,801 --> 00:06:57,064 - Do you the know the Marquis de la Tour? - I should like to. 62 00:06:57,136 --> 00:06:59,331 You'd better not. He's really very dull. But anyhow, 63 00:06:59,405 --> 00:07:02,842 when the king tells the marquis that he saw me, the marquis will tell the marquise, 64 00:07:02,909 --> 00:07:05,173 and the marquise is the best friend of the Duchess of Chambro. 65 00:07:05,245 --> 00:07:08,009 And she will telephone the Princess de Costa. The princess doesn't like me. 66 00:07:08,081 --> 00:07:10,015 - But I don't care. - Why should you? 67 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:13,485 But she talks a lot. And before this night's over, all Venice will know about it. 68 00:07:13,554 --> 00:07:16,421 By tomorrow it'll be Grand Canal gossip. 69 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:18,425 Oh. 70 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:28,492 Don't stop. Keep right on complaining. 71 00:07:28,571 --> 00:07:30,800 It's beautiful. 72 00:07:30,873 --> 00:07:33,072 You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were an American. 73 00:07:33,073 --> 00:07:34,173 Thank you. 74 00:07:34,244 --> 00:07:38,180 Someone from another world... so entirely different. 75 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:41,581 Oh. One gets so tired of one's own class. 76 00:07:41,651 --> 00:07:46,214 Princes and counts and dukes and kings. 77 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:51,592 Everybody talking shop, always trying to sell jewelry. 78 00:07:51,662 --> 00:07:55,894 Then I heard your name and found out you were just one of us. 79 00:07:55,966 --> 00:07:58,231 Disappointed? 80 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,396 No. 81 00:08:00,472 --> 00:08:02,667 Proud. 82 00:08:02,741 --> 00:08:04,675 Very proud. 83 00:08:15,354 --> 00:08:18,586 Hello. The countess? 84 00:08:18,659 --> 00:08:21,628 Just a moment. The Duchess of Chambro. 85 00:08:25,999 --> 00:08:29,663 Hello, Your Grace. Yes, Your Grace. 86 00:08:29,737 --> 00:08:32,137 Well, how did you know I was here? 87 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:34,140 Oh, the marquis. 88 00:08:36,444 --> 00:08:38,412 Yes, Your Grace, I see. 89 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:41,506 Dinner tomorrow at your palace? 90 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,517 Well, I'd be delighted. 91 00:08:43,585 --> 00:08:47,487 Listen, Lily, when you come home, slip up the back way. 92 00:08:47,556 --> 00:08:51,458 L... I can't talk now, but do what I tell you. 93 00:08:51,527 --> 00:08:54,827 And listen, Lily. Do you know what that darn dog of yours did? 94 00:08:54,898 --> 00:08:57,059 So he really did? 95 00:08:58,435 --> 00:09:00,903 How charming. 96 00:09:00,971 --> 00:09:05,306 Well, my compliments to the duke. Good-bye. 97 00:09:05,376 --> 00:09:09,210 There you are. The scandal is on. 98 00:09:10,848 --> 00:09:12,509 Oh. 99 00:09:17,589 --> 00:09:20,581 Countess, I'm sorry. 100 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:23,787 If you think it's best for you to go, well... 101 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:34,269 I think that's very nice of you. 102 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,174 Yes, very nice. 103 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:45,683 - I think we should have a cocktail. - Ah. 104 00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:58,330 The representative of police wants to know... 105 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,928 how much money you had, Monsieur Filiba. 106 00:10:02,004 --> 00:10:05,269 Uh... Oh, yes, yes. 107 00:10:05,341 --> 00:10:08,401 I had exactly 20,000 lira. 108 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:12,073 I just cashed a traveler's check and I put the money in my wallet. 109 00:10:22,593 --> 00:10:26,028 Why did you let, uh, this man in, Monsieur Filiba? 110 00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:28,122 Well, he knocked on the door. 111 00:10:28,199 --> 00:10:31,635 You see, I was expecting two, uh... two business associates. 112 00:10:33,172 --> 00:10:36,572 And then what happened, Monsieur Filiba? 113 00:10:36,641 --> 00:10:40,271 Well, I said, "Come in". And there he was. 114 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:44,146 Fine-looking man with a moustache and long sideburns. 115 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:46,651 He said, "Good evening. I'm the doctor". 116 00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:49,313 I said, "Doctor?" He said, "Yes, the doctor. 117 00:10:49,389 --> 00:10:52,017 I've come to see about your tonsils". 118 00:11:12,013 --> 00:11:15,608 The representative of police like to know... 119 00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:19,635 if there is anything wrong with your tonsils, Monsieur Filiba. 120 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:20,644 No. 121 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,214 That's what I tried to tell him. 122 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:26,819 Well, one word led to another. He was really a very charming fellow. 123 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,865 We talked for about ten minutes. 124 00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:41,340 What did you talk about, Monsieur Filiba? 125 00:11:41,412 --> 00:11:43,345 About tonsils. 126 00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:48,285 So then I said to myself, "All right. 127 00:11:48,353 --> 00:11:51,289 If he wants to look at them, let him. There's no harm in that". 128 00:11:51,357 --> 00:11:54,018 Then he said, "Say ah". 129 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:57,688 And so I said, "Ah". And that's all I remember. 130 00:11:57,763 --> 00:12:01,530 When I woke up, I still had my tonsils, but my pocketbook was gone. 131 00:12:04,803 --> 00:12:07,796 - Was it lots of money? - Oh, it must have been, Baron. 132 00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,240 The gentleman occupied the royal suite. 133 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:13,542 Two fifty-three, five, seven and nine. 134 00:12:13,614 --> 00:12:18,209 I think his name is, uh, Monsieur Filiba. 135 00:12:18,286 --> 00:12:20,311 You're not safe anywhere nowadays. 136 00:12:20,388 --> 00:12:23,323 But please, Baron. We're not supposed to say a word of it. 137 00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:25,656 You won't tell anybody I told you? 138 00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:28,991 - You can trust me. - Thank you, Baron. 139 00:12:34,369 --> 00:12:36,304 That's hotel life. 140 00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:39,363 In one room a man loses his wallet, 141 00:12:39,441 --> 00:12:42,900 and in another room, a man loses his head. 142 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:46,677 Please. When I came here, it was for a little adventure, 143 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:51,243 a little game which you play tonight and forget tomorrow. 144 00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:54,018 But something's changed me... 145 00:12:54,091 --> 00:12:56,355 and it isn't the champagne. 146 00:12:58,263 --> 00:13:01,197 Oh, the whole thing's so new to me. 147 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,996 I have a confession to make to you. 148 00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:11,270 Baron, you are a crook. 149 00:13:11,343 --> 00:13:16,179 You robbed the gentleman in two fifty-three, five, seven and nine. 150 00:13:18,818 --> 00:13:21,343 - May I have the salt? - Please. 151 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,718 - Thank you. - The pepper too? 152 00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:26,452 - No, thank you. - You're very welcome. 153 00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:31,360 Countess, believe me, before you left this room, 154 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:33,991 I would have told you everything. 155 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:38,402 And let me say this with love in my heart. 156 00:13:38,473 --> 00:13:41,772 Countess, you are a thief. 157 00:13:43,778 --> 00:13:46,975 The wallet of the gentleman in two fifty-three, five, seven and nine... 158 00:13:47,048 --> 00:13:49,210 is in your possession. 159 00:13:49,285 --> 00:13:53,279 I knew it very well when you took it out of my pocket. 160 00:13:53,356 --> 00:13:56,324 In fact, you tickled me. 161 00:13:56,392 --> 00:13:59,191 But your embrace was so sweet. 162 00:14:36,069 --> 00:14:38,663 - Countess. - Thank you. 163 00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:49,979 - I like you, Baron. - I'm crazy about you. 164 00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:54,650 By the way, 165 00:14:54,723 --> 00:14:56,657 your pin. 166 00:15:00,462 --> 00:15:03,022 - Thank you, Baron. - Not at all. 167 00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:05,624 There's one very good stone in it. 168 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:09,037 What time is it? 169 00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:22,651 It was five minutes slow, but I regulated it for you. 170 00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:28,423 I hope you don't mind if I keep your garter. 171 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,034 Darling! 172 00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:41,561 Oh, now, darling. Tell me... Tell me all about yourself. Who are you? 173 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,700 You remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople... 174 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,371 and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople? 175 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,505 - Monescu! - Gaston Monescu. 176 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,516 Gaston! 177 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,893 I love you. I loved you the moment I saw you. 178 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,624 I'm mad about you. 179 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,360 My little shoplifter. 180 00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:09,562 My sweet little pickpocket. 181 00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:12,706 My darling. 182 00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:52,010 Geneva. From Geneva comes the news... 183 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,883 that the famous international crook, Gaston Monescu, 184 00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:58,856 robbed the peace conference yesterday. 185 00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:02,222 He took practically everything except the peace. 186 00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:05,991 The police arrested him and confiscated all the stolen goods, 187 00:17:06,065 --> 00:17:09,263 but he managed to escape in an inexplainable manner. 188 00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:13,032 This is the Paris police reporter speaking. 189 00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:15,472 Ladies and gentlemen, this program comes to you... 190 00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:17,476 through the courtesy of Colet and Company, 191 00:17:17,544 --> 00:17:20,412 manufacturers of the most famous perfumes in the world. 192 00:17:20,481 --> 00:17:24,314 Remember, it doesn't matter what you say, it doesn't matter how you look. 193 00:17:24,384 --> 00:17:26,945 It's how you smell. Thank you. 194 00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:30,924 Colet, Colet Colet and Company 195 00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:35,361 Are makers of the best perfumes 196 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:39,093 If you and your beloved can't agree 197 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,569 Permit us to suggest perfumes 198 00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:46,870 Cleopatra was a lovely tantalizer 199 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:50,811 But she did it with her little atomizer 200 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,873 We'll make you smell like a rose 201 00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:56,783 Every nose in Paris knows 202 00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:59,516 Colet and Company 203 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:07,125 Well, I am sure, Madame Colet, 204 00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:09,290 if your husband were alive, 205 00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:13,827 the first thing he would do in times like these... cut salaries. 206 00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:18,501 Unfortunately, Monsieur Giron, business bores me to distraction. 207 00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:20,773 Besides, I have a luncheon engagement. 208 00:18:20,846 --> 00:18:25,078 So I think we better leave the salaries just where they are. Good-bye. 209 00:18:25,151 --> 00:18:27,848 Good-bye, Madame Colet. 210 00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:32,255 This one, Madame Colet, is only 3,000 francs. 211 00:18:32,326 --> 00:18:34,487 Oh, no, that's entirely too much. 212 00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:37,827 - How 'bout that one? - Oh, this one, madame. 213 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:41,334 Well, that's 125,000 francs. 214 00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:44,803 But it's beautiful. I'll take it. 215 00:18:44,872 --> 00:18:47,136 Thank you, Madame Colet. 216 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,404 How do you do, Madame Colet? 217 00:18:49,478 --> 00:18:52,105 Good-bye, Madame Colet. 218 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,114 Yes, madame. 219 00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:58,286 No, madame. 220 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,323 Yes, madame. 221 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,290 No, no, Fran�ois. I tell you no. 222 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,022 You see, Fran�ois, 223 00:19:06,096 --> 00:19:09,554 marriage is a beautiful mistake... 224 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,227 which two people make together. 225 00:19:15,872 --> 00:19:18,967 But with you, Fran�ois, I think it would be a mistake. 226 00:19:22,114 --> 00:19:26,209 Don't be so downhearted, Major. You're not the only one I don't love. 227 00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:28,309 I don't love Fran�ois, either. 228 00:19:29,821 --> 00:19:32,756 Madame will be ready in two minutes. 229 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,732 I know you don't like me, Major. 230 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,292 To be perfectly frank, I dislike you... intensely. 231 00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:48,696 But since we have to be in each other's company this evening... 232 00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:51,040 we might just as well make conversation. 233 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:57,148 Well, Major, what's your answer? 234 00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:00,515 For heaven's sake, man, say something! 235 00:20:02,524 --> 00:20:04,458 Tonsils. 236 00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:13,595 What a day What a day for the fair 237 00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:17,435 - What a day - Softly on the breezes 238 00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:21,203 Can't you hear the call oflove 239 00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,418 - The prince is late - The prince is late 240 00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,510 - We have to wait - To wait 241 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:40,357 He's late 242 00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:42,490 Good-bye. 243 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:45,058 You should be ashamed of yourselves. 244 00:20:45,136 --> 00:20:47,605 Two men of your standing always quarreling. 245 00:20:47,673 --> 00:20:49,641 Well, he started it. 246 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,336 But you're the more intelligent one. 247 00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:56,347 - That's true. - Then why did you do it? 248 00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:59,180 Because I hate him. Because I love you. 249 00:20:59,252 --> 00:21:01,720 You should have more self-control. 250 00:21:01,788 --> 00:21:04,780 - You were in the army. - Well, he was in the navy. 251 00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:08,124 Good-bye. 252 00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:11,187 I want you to go out and apologize... 253 00:21:11,265 --> 00:21:13,198 immediately. 254 00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:21,341 See here, my good man. 255 00:21:21,409 --> 00:21:24,309 You've been saying good-bye for the last half hour and staying on. 256 00:21:24,378 --> 00:21:27,610 I wish you'd say, "How do you do," and go. 257 00:21:33,289 --> 00:21:35,552 Well, he left. 258 00:21:35,624 --> 00:21:38,150 I tell you, apologizing is a gift. 259 00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:41,720 His royal highness will soon be here 260 00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:44,127 Hear the sound of horses His highness must be near 261 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,291 Here they come 262 00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:47,303 - Here they come - Here they come 263 00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:50,067 He will open up the fair 264 00:21:53,511 --> 00:21:55,411 Your Highness 265 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,313 Hail to you 266 00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:12,592 Every star that shines above 267 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,965 Seems to say 268 00:22:16,036 --> 00:22:17,970 I love you, I love you 269 00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:20,130 I love you 270 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:27,472 - I hate you - She hates him 271 00:22:30,951 --> 00:22:34,115 Lovely maiden, tell 272 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:37,420 What have you to sell 273 00:22:37,492 --> 00:22:42,258 Sweet violets I would like to buy 274 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:44,265 Oh, Prince 275 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:48,964 A happy maiden am I 276 00:22:50,373 --> 00:22:52,237 - My bag! - Your bag? 277 00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:55,368 - Yes, my bag. - Well, well, well, didn't you take it with you? 278 00:22:55,445 --> 00:22:58,141 - Apparently not. Don't you know where it is? - No, no, I'm sorry. 279 00:22:58,214 --> 00:23:00,149 - But you saw it here. - Yes, yes, I saw it. 280 00:23:00,217 --> 00:23:02,412 - Then where is it? - Shh! 281 00:23:02,486 --> 00:23:04,885 It couldn't have walked out by itself. 282 00:23:04,954 --> 00:23:09,915 Promise you will remain 283 00:23:29,081 --> 00:23:32,573 Bravo.! Bravo.! 284 00:24:19,303 --> 00:24:22,499 - Yes, monsieur. - I, uh... I would like to look at some, uh... 285 00:24:22,572 --> 00:24:25,974 - Good morning, Major. - Good morning. 286 00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:28,477 I, uh... I would like to look at, uh... 287 00:24:28,546 --> 00:24:31,413 at some, uh... some cuff links. 288 00:24:31,482 --> 00:24:33,416 Very well, sir. 289 00:24:34,453 --> 00:24:37,354 - Nice day, Major. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 290 00:24:37,422 --> 00:24:41,483 - You're looking fine, Major. - Now see here, my good man. 291 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,723 I've had just about enough of your insulting remarks. 292 00:24:46,332 --> 00:24:48,266 Here, monsieur. 293 00:24:51,271 --> 00:24:53,204 Pretty, isn't it? 294 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,296 I don't agree with this review at all. 295 00:25:21,370 --> 00:25:25,363 I thought Martini's singing was adequate, but to call him a great singer... ridiculous. 296 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:28,706 - Remember when we saw him a year ago in Munich? - A year ago? 297 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:31,612 - It can't be that long. - Yes. 298 00:25:31,681 --> 00:25:35,675 Don't you remember the day you took that Chinese vase from the royal palace? 299 00:25:37,054 --> 00:25:40,820 And you made it into a lamp for my night table. 300 00:25:46,832 --> 00:25:51,894 I remember the lamp, I remember the night table... 301 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:54,234 and I remember the night. 302 00:26:00,012 --> 00:26:02,173 Everything will be all right again. 303 00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:06,013 Prosperity is just around the corner. 304 00:26:14,694 --> 00:26:16,925 Gaston! 305 00:26:26,141 --> 00:26:28,075 Read this. 306 00:26:29,945 --> 00:26:32,505 The description fits. That's our bag. 307 00:26:32,581 --> 00:26:35,709 Twenty thousand francs. 308 00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:38,379 If I sold it, I would get... 309 00:26:39,789 --> 00:26:41,882 Well, it's worth 40,000 at the most. 310 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:45,724 She paid probably 60,000. If I sold it, I would get 5,000. 311 00:26:45,795 --> 00:26:49,027 Well, darling, then I'd be honest about it and return it to the lady. 312 00:26:49,099 --> 00:26:51,329 - And take the 20,000 francs? - Right. 313 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,302 Sweetheart, what day is today? 314 00:26:54,371 --> 00:26:57,238 - The 14th of May. - And tomorrow is the 15th. 315 00:26:57,307 --> 00:27:00,368 - And the day after tomorrow... - The six... 316 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,313 We'll go to Venice, to the same hotel. 317 00:27:05,383 --> 00:27:07,510 And we'll take the royal suite. 318 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:11,716 - Two fifty-three, five... - Seven and nine. 319 00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:16,720 No, I'm sorry, but that's not the bag. 320 00:27:16,795 --> 00:27:19,161 Next, please. 321 00:27:21,801 --> 00:27:24,235 Hello. Yes. 322 00:27:25,305 --> 00:27:28,763 No, no. No, it was not insured. 323 00:27:28,842 --> 00:27:32,573 But right now it's too late. I may lose it again? 324 00:27:32,646 --> 00:27:36,242 But I haven't found it yet. No, no, I'm sorry. Good-bye. 325 00:27:37,717 --> 00:27:40,346 - Yes? - So you lost a handbag, madame? 326 00:27:40,421 --> 00:27:42,446 - Yes. - And it had diamonds in the back? 327 00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:44,116 - Yes. - And diamonds in the front? 328 00:27:44,193 --> 00:27:45,626 - Yes. - Diamonds all over? 329 00:27:45,694 --> 00:27:48,753 - Well, have you found it? - No! But let me tell you: 330 00:27:48,829 --> 00:27:52,266 Any woman who spends a fortune in times like these for a handbag... 331 00:27:52,334 --> 00:27:55,236 - Phooey, phooey, and phooey! - I must ask you... 332 00:27:55,305 --> 00:27:58,240 And as Leon Trotsky said... 333 00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:04,373 And that goes for you too! 334 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,399 Phooey, phooey, and phooey! 335 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:32,805 His phooey is worse than his bite. 336 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,472 Oh, I must apologize for entering unannounced, 337 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:38,483 but if I am not mistaken, Madame Colet? 338 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,349 Yes. 339 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:43,047 Will you be good enough to look at this bag, madame? 340 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:50,287 Why, yes. Yes, that's it. Jacques! 341 00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,162 Yes, madame? 342 00:28:52,233 --> 00:28:54,928 Dismiss all the people in the hall. Say the bag's been found. 343 00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:56,937 Very well, madame. 344 00:28:58,172 --> 00:29:00,436 Where did you... 345 00:29:05,513 --> 00:29:07,641 Where did you find it? 346 00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:09,980 - You know the main staircase in the opera? - Yes. 347 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,316 - Then you go to the left, there is a landing. - Yes. 348 00:29:12,388 --> 00:29:14,323 - Then you go into the foyer. - Yes. 349 00:29:14,391 --> 00:29:16,984 - And as you leave the foyer, there is a little niche. - I know that niche. 350 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:19,255 - And in that niche there is a statue of Venus. - I remember. 351 00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:21,263 - You like that statue? - Not particularly. 352 00:29:21,331 --> 00:29:23,390 Neither do I. That's where I found it. 353 00:29:23,466 --> 00:29:25,458 I don't know how I could have lost it there. 354 00:29:25,536 --> 00:29:27,469 I was nowhere near that niche. 355 00:29:27,537 --> 00:29:31,406 Oh, that's strange. Maybe... 356 00:29:31,475 --> 00:29:33,409 Are you sure this is your bag? 357 00:29:33,477 --> 00:29:35,708 But of course it is. Are you doubting me? 358 00:29:35,781 --> 00:29:37,772 Not in the least, madame. 359 00:29:37,848 --> 00:29:42,252 But, you see, this is a very expensive bag, and one has to be careful. 360 00:29:42,321 --> 00:29:45,757 Well, I am Madame Colet. 361 00:29:45,824 --> 00:29:48,259 And I am Monsieur La Valle, 362 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:51,626 if you'll allow me to introduce myself. 363 00:29:51,697 --> 00:29:55,065 How do you do, Monsieur La Valle? 364 00:29:55,134 --> 00:29:57,933 The pleasure is mine, madame. 365 00:30:01,474 --> 00:30:04,205 One purse, empty. One vanity case... 366 00:30:04,278 --> 00:30:06,212 But really, monsieur, this isn't necessary. 367 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,908 Please, madame, I believe in doing things correctly. 368 00:30:08,983 --> 00:30:11,007 Shall we continue? 369 00:30:11,085 --> 00:30:13,553 Two hairpins, one cigarette lighter, 370 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,589 one box of real matches... 371 00:30:15,657 --> 00:30:18,217 oh, yes, and this letter from Major... 372 00:30:18,293 --> 00:30:20,319 - You didn't read it? - Naturally I did. 373 00:30:20,396 --> 00:30:22,829 - Oh. - You needn't be embarrassed, madame. 374 00:30:22,897 --> 00:30:27,494 A lady as charming as you would and should get love letters. 375 00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:29,902 Monsieur La Valle. 376 00:30:29,972 --> 00:30:33,908 But one suggestion. Not the major. 377 00:30:33,976 --> 00:30:38,710 I don't mind his grammatical mistakes, I will overlook his bad punctuation, 378 00:30:38,782 --> 00:30:41,842 but the letter has no mystery, 379 00:30:41,918 --> 00:30:44,512 no bouquet. 380 00:30:45,689 --> 00:30:47,623 And one lipstick. 381 00:30:47,691 --> 00:30:49,717 Scarlet, number four! 382 00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:52,524 What's wrong now? 383 00:30:52,597 --> 00:30:55,122 With your skin I prefer crimson. 384 00:30:55,199 --> 00:30:57,463 - Too much blue in crimson. - But that's what you need! 385 00:30:57,535 --> 00:30:59,504 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 386 00:30:59,571 --> 00:31:03,234 I disagree with you completely. I tried it once. 387 00:31:03,308 --> 00:31:05,799 - What shade of powder do you use? - Peaches and cream. 388 00:31:05,878 --> 00:31:09,245 - That's too dark. - But do you realize that I have light eyes? 389 00:31:09,314 --> 00:31:12,307 But, Madame Colet, that is a question of eye shading. 390 00:31:12,385 --> 00:31:14,319 I can straighten that out in two seconds. 391 00:31:14,387 --> 00:31:16,821 Come in. 392 00:31:18,525 --> 00:31:20,459 The major. 393 00:31:31,572 --> 00:31:34,508 I'm sorry, monsieur, but madame had better not see anyone. 394 00:31:34,576 --> 00:31:38,377 The bag has just been found, and the reaction of relief from her excitement and strain... 395 00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:40,574 - is just a little too much for her. - But... 396 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,609 It's nothing very serious, but all the same, we'd better not take any chances. 397 00:31:44,687 --> 00:31:47,087 - Just as you say, Doctor. - Thank you, Major. 398 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:49,624 - Good day, Doctor. - Good day, Major. 399 00:31:59,436 --> 00:32:02,564 - Oh, Jacques, has the bag been found? - Yes, Major. 400 00:32:02,639 --> 00:32:05,039 - Is madame feeling well? - No, Major. 401 00:32:05,108 --> 00:32:09,011 Is madame seeing anybody this afternoon, this evening or even tomorrow? 402 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,810 - No, Major. - You may shut the door, Jacques. 403 00:32:13,084 --> 00:32:16,281 Well, that leaves you holding the bag. 404 00:32:16,354 --> 00:32:18,289 Good-bye. 405 00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:23,022 I think I'd better be going. Good-bye, Madame Colet. 406 00:32:23,095 --> 00:32:25,689 Good-bye, Monsieur La Valle. 407 00:32:25,764 --> 00:32:27,994 Oh, yes. 408 00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:31,060 Well, this is a rather delicate matter, 409 00:32:31,137 --> 00:32:35,005 and I... I don't want to, uh... 410 00:32:35,075 --> 00:32:37,737 You see, if you... if you read my advertisement carefully, 411 00:32:37,811 --> 00:32:39,746 you... you would have noticed... 412 00:32:39,814 --> 00:32:43,215 In other words, it embarrasses you to offer me the 20,000-francs reward. 413 00:32:43,284 --> 00:32:46,344 - Yes. - Don't be embarrassed. 414 00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:48,547 I'll take it. 415 00:32:48,623 --> 00:32:50,683 I need the money. 416 00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:53,319 I wish I were in a position to ignore the whole matter, 417 00:32:53,395 --> 00:32:55,329 but you know, madame, 418 00:32:55,397 --> 00:32:59,231 the stock market, a bank crash... 419 00:32:59,301 --> 00:33:03,534 To make a long story short, a member of the nouveau poor. 420 00:33:04,641 --> 00:33:07,268 Then I'm glad I lost the bag. 421 00:33:07,342 --> 00:33:10,210 I'll write you the check immediately. 422 00:33:20,424 --> 00:33:23,120 - Madame Colet? - Yes, Monsieur La Valle. 423 00:33:23,193 --> 00:33:26,721 - Do you know my first name? - No, what is it? Tell me. 424 00:33:30,902 --> 00:33:33,200 Gaston. 425 00:33:33,271 --> 00:33:37,003 - And you know what I would like you to do with that check? - What? 426 00:33:37,076 --> 00:33:39,600 Make it out to cash. 427 00:33:39,678 --> 00:33:41,738 As you like. 428 00:33:54,494 --> 00:33:57,122 Now, where can that checkbook be? 429 00:33:57,197 --> 00:33:59,996 Dear me, dear me. 430 00:34:00,068 --> 00:34:02,365 She must have left it somewhere. 431 00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:05,133 It's always the same. 432 00:34:05,206 --> 00:34:07,367 When you're looking for something, you can't find it. 433 00:34:07,442 --> 00:34:10,105 I can't find that checkbook. 434 00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:13,545 I should have discharged her six months ago. 435 00:34:13,615 --> 00:34:15,777 I really don't know what to do. 436 00:34:15,851 --> 00:34:18,786 Monsieur La Valle, I'm very sorry, but... 437 00:34:36,172 --> 00:34:38,505 - Eighteenth century. - Yes. 438 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:42,530 Early eighteenth century. I should say about... 1730. 439 00:34:42,537 --> 00:34:43,537 Right. 440 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:46,845 - Beautiful specimen. - It is beautiful, isn't it? 441 00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:49,216 But I got tired sleeping in antiques. 442 00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:52,814 - So I gave it to my secretary. - Oh. 443 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,951 This used to be my secretary's room. 444 00:34:55,028 --> 00:34:59,431 I see. She must've been very happy here. 445 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:03,765 Too happy. That's why I discharged her. 446 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:08,432 Oh, that's terrible. Isn't that wonderful? You see... 447 00:35:11,345 --> 00:35:13,313 Let me tell you something, madame... 448 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,679 as a man who's had all kinds of secretaries. 449 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,343 I wonder if she put that checkbook in the safe. 450 00:35:18,419 --> 00:35:22,151 Why, I hardly think so, but let's look. 451 00:35:37,473 --> 00:35:40,408 No. No, it isn't here. 452 00:35:40,476 --> 00:35:43,036 Well, what do you think of that? 453 00:35:43,112 --> 00:35:47,743 A hundred thousand francs. You know, I hadn't the slightest idea. 454 00:35:47,818 --> 00:35:49,946 But, madame, 455 00:35:50,021 --> 00:35:53,547 you keep 100,000 francs in your safe... at home? 456 00:35:53,623 --> 00:35:57,390 - You think that's too much? - No. Not enough. 457 00:35:57,462 --> 00:36:00,056 In times like these, when everything is uncertain, 458 00:36:00,131 --> 00:36:03,567 every conservative person should have a substantial part of his fortune... 459 00:36:03,634 --> 00:36:05,568 within arm's reach. 460 00:36:05,636 --> 00:36:09,437 Mm-hmm. That sounds sensible. 461 00:36:09,508 --> 00:36:14,275 Mm-hmm. Yes, very sensible. 462 00:36:15,547 --> 00:36:18,483 - Very, very clever. - Madame. 463 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,418 I think you deserve a good scolding. First you lose your bag... 464 00:36:21,488 --> 00:36:23,753 - Then I mislay my checkbook. - Then you use the wrong lipstick. 465 00:36:23,824 --> 00:36:26,155 - And how I handle my money. - It's disgraceful! 466 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:28,218 Tell me, Monsieur La Valle, what else is wrong? 467 00:36:28,295 --> 00:36:30,229 Everything! 468 00:36:30,297 --> 00:36:33,961 Madame Colet, if I were your father... 469 00:36:34,035 --> 00:36:36,468 which, fortunately, I am not... 470 00:36:38,038 --> 00:36:40,735 and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, 471 00:36:40,809 --> 00:36:43,369 I would give you a good spanking, 472 00:36:43,445 --> 00:36:45,778 in a business way, of course. 473 00:36:45,848 --> 00:36:47,815 What would you do if you were my secretary? 474 00:36:47,883 --> 00:36:49,817 The same thing. 475 00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:54,989 You're hired. 476 00:37:06,503 --> 00:37:09,734 Speaking for the board of directors, as well as for myself, 477 00:37:09,807 --> 00:37:13,335 if you insist in times like these on cutting the fees... 478 00:37:13,411 --> 00:37:16,346 of the board of directors, then we resign. 479 00:37:16,414 --> 00:37:20,817 Speaking for Madame Colet, as well as for myself, resign. 480 00:37:20,885 --> 00:37:22,910 Very well. 481 00:37:22,987 --> 00:37:25,388 We'll, uh, think it over, Monsieur La Valle. 482 00:37:28,394 --> 00:37:31,852 Now, Monsieur La Valle, as for Madame Colet's life insurance, 483 00:37:31,931 --> 00:37:34,229 it totals one million francs. 484 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,099 There's 500,000 fire insurance... 485 00:37:37,170 --> 00:37:39,536 and 400,000 against burglary. 486 00:37:39,606 --> 00:37:43,872 Then we'd better increase the burglary insurance to 850,000 francs. 487 00:37:43,944 --> 00:37:46,037 Thank you, Monsieur La Valle. 488 00:37:46,112 --> 00:37:50,049 - No potatoes, Monsieur La Valle? - No potatoes. 489 00:37:50,117 --> 00:37:52,051 Yes, Monsieur La Valle. 490 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,247 Yes, Monsieur La Valle. 491 00:37:55,323 --> 00:37:57,815 No, Monsieur La Valle. 492 00:37:57,893 --> 00:38:00,384 Oh, maybe, Monsieur La Valle. 493 00:38:03,165 --> 00:38:05,656 Is this what you mean, Monsieur La Valle? 494 00:38:05,734 --> 00:38:08,259 Absolutely, Madame Colet. 495 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:13,373 Now, Monsieur La Valle, please. 496 00:38:13,443 --> 00:38:15,377 Frankly, madame, I'm too tired. 497 00:38:15,445 --> 00:38:18,414 Don't you want to come down and join the party? 498 00:38:18,481 --> 00:38:22,043 Just a little tango? No? 499 00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:24,644 Oh, you and your messy old papers and contracts... 500 00:38:24,722 --> 00:38:26,656 and money, money, money. 501 00:38:26,724 --> 00:38:28,658 All those uninteresting things. 502 00:38:28,726 --> 00:38:31,059 They're very interesting to me, madame. 503 00:38:31,129 --> 00:38:34,929 And somebody in this house should worry about money. 504 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,867 No, really, I have to be up early in the morning. 505 00:38:37,936 --> 00:38:40,632 New paragraph. 506 00:38:40,705 --> 00:38:45,040 Furthermore, it is madame's wish that while half of the interest... 507 00:38:45,111 --> 00:38:49,241 shall be deposited as usual in madame's account, 508 00:38:49,315 --> 00:38:52,978 the other half, contrary to custom, 509 00:38:53,052 --> 00:38:58,513 shall be delivered in cash into madame's personal custody. 510 00:38:58,591 --> 00:39:00,856 Darling, that means that on the second ofJune... 511 00:39:00,928 --> 00:39:02,862 we shall have 850,000 francs. 512 00:39:02,930 --> 00:39:06,458 - And her jewelry is worth a fortune. - No jewelry. Hands off jewelry. 513 00:39:06,534 --> 00:39:08,525 If we're broke, all right. 514 00:39:08,603 --> 00:39:10,867 I can pick up a million-franc necklace. 515 00:39:10,939 --> 00:39:13,999 But in times like these, when we're doing a cash business, 516 00:39:14,075 --> 00:39:16,772 why take a chance with jewelry? 517 00:39:16,845 --> 00:39:19,677 Gaston, I know you're awfully busy, 518 00:39:19,747 --> 00:39:22,649 and, well, I don't wanna trouble you, 519 00:39:22,718 --> 00:39:25,050 but she has one little necklace... 520 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,683 You know the one with the seed pearls? It's so quiet and simple. 521 00:39:29,759 --> 00:39:33,718 - It'd go just beautifully with my neck. - Hmm. 522 00:39:34,898 --> 00:39:37,162 Come in. 523 00:39:38,836 --> 00:39:41,804 Madame would like to talk to Mademoiselle Vautier for a moment. 524 00:39:41,871 --> 00:39:44,238 Very well, Jacques. 525 00:39:56,922 --> 00:39:58,856 Come in. 526 00:40:01,394 --> 00:40:03,328 Good morning, madame. 527 00:40:03,396 --> 00:40:06,229 Good morning, mademoiselle. Please. 528 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:14,336 - Please. - Oh, thank you, madame. 529 00:40:14,408 --> 00:40:18,469 You've had your breakfast? Oh, but of course you have. 530 00:40:18,545 --> 00:40:21,742 Oh, yes, madame. You see, I have to get up very early. 531 00:40:21,815 --> 00:40:24,785 My little brother goes to school. 532 00:40:24,853 --> 00:40:28,448 You see, Mother is dead. 533 00:40:29,924 --> 00:40:31,858 Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. 534 00:40:31,926 --> 00:40:35,055 First you get to like them, and then they die. 535 00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:42,735 Oh, thanks. 536 00:40:53,283 --> 00:40:57,118 Thank you. And now, mademoiselle, the reason I asked you to come... 537 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,621 - Two lumps, madame? - Please. 538 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,219 Thank you. 539 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,695 Oh, may I? 540 00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:26,977 - Now, mademoiselle. - Yes, madame? 541 00:41:27,053 --> 00:41:30,455 You see, uh... Not a word to Monsieur La Valle. 542 00:41:30,524 --> 00:41:32,548 About what? 543 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:35,390 Potatoes. He doesn't want me to eat them, 544 00:41:35,463 --> 00:41:38,694 and naturally I don't want to upset him. 545 00:41:38,766 --> 00:41:40,701 Naturally not. 546 00:41:44,872 --> 00:41:47,341 Now, mademoiselle... 547 00:41:47,409 --> 00:41:50,344 in the short time that you have been Monsieur La Valle's secretary, 548 00:41:50,412 --> 00:41:52,574 have you noticed any change in him? 549 00:41:52,648 --> 00:41:56,310 Well, uh, yes and no. 550 00:41:56,384 --> 00:41:59,183 To me he seems rather nervous. 551 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:02,588 Nervous? Uh-huh, he smokes too much. 552 00:42:02,658 --> 00:42:04,649 No. No, he works too much. 553 00:42:04,727 --> 00:42:08,391 He's chained to his desk. Too much detail. 554 00:42:08,465 --> 00:42:11,332 Now, uh, if you could take over some of his work... 555 00:42:11,401 --> 00:42:13,562 So he wouldn't be so confined to his office. 556 00:42:13,637 --> 00:42:15,901 Yes. And he'd have a little more time for... 557 00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:18,168 - For all the really important things. - Right! 558 00:42:18,242 --> 00:42:22,680 I'll do my best, madame, even if I have to work every night. 559 00:42:22,747 --> 00:42:25,342 Oh, no. No, my dear child. That's ridiculous. 560 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:28,715 You go home as usual, 5:00 every day. 561 00:42:28,786 --> 00:42:31,221 Now, I'm going to be a little bit of a tyrant. 562 00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:35,488 I insist. It'll be nice for your little brother too. 563 00:42:35,561 --> 00:42:37,495 5:00, remember. 564 00:42:37,563 --> 00:42:40,930 Very well, madame. Thank you. 565 00:42:42,736 --> 00:42:44,727 - And, my dear, - Yes, madame? 566 00:42:44,804 --> 00:42:48,104 - How much is your salary? - Three hundred francs. 567 00:42:48,176 --> 00:42:51,770 Well, in times like these, most people are cutting salaries, 568 00:42:51,845 --> 00:42:55,179 but in your case, suppose we say... 350? 569 00:42:57,185 --> 00:43:00,120 Madame, you are just too sweet for words. 570 00:43:07,496 --> 00:43:10,590 - Well, what does she want? - You. 571 00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:13,430 And she's willing to pay as high as 50 francs. 572 00:43:13,502 --> 00:43:15,437 - What? - But it's not enough! 573 00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:17,939 Oh, no, Fran�ois. Don't be silly. 574 00:43:18,007 --> 00:43:20,237 I have nothing against you. 575 00:43:20,310 --> 00:43:22,505 Oh, no, that's all forgotten. 576 00:43:22,579 --> 00:43:26,539 What? Not this week, Fran�ois. 577 00:43:26,617 --> 00:43:28,585 Business, Fran�ois. Business. 578 00:43:28,652 --> 00:43:30,586 You're talking like a child. 579 00:43:30,654 --> 00:43:33,179 You know exactly what we're here for and what it's all about. 580 00:43:33,257 --> 00:43:35,657 This woman has more than jewelry! 581 00:43:35,726 --> 00:43:38,287 Did you ever take a good look at her, um... 582 00:43:38,363 --> 00:43:40,388 - Certainly. - They're all right, aren't they? 583 00:43:40,465 --> 00:43:43,992 Beautiful. What of it? Let me tell you something. 584 00:43:44,069 --> 00:43:47,004 As far as I'm concerned, her whole sex appeal is in that safe. 585 00:43:47,072 --> 00:43:49,405 Gaston, let's open it right now. Let's get away from here. 586 00:43:49,475 --> 00:43:52,137 - I don't like this place. - No, no, sweetheart. 587 00:43:52,211 --> 00:43:54,270 There's more sex appeal coming on the first of the month. 588 00:43:54,347 --> 00:43:58,113 It's only ten days... 850,000 francs. 589 00:43:58,184 --> 00:44:01,382 Darling, remember, you are Gaston Monescu. 590 00:44:01,455 --> 00:44:04,049 You are a crook. I want you as a crook. 591 00:44:04,124 --> 00:44:06,752 I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. 592 00:44:06,827 --> 00:44:09,125 Steal, swindle, rob! 593 00:44:09,196 --> 00:44:14,225 Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos. 594 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:21,739 Good-bye, Gaston, darling. 595 00:44:21,809 --> 00:44:23,744 Good-bye, sweetheart. 596 00:44:23,812 --> 00:44:25,973 Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady, 597 00:44:26,048 --> 00:44:30,178 but if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck. 598 00:44:31,353 --> 00:44:33,287 Come in. 599 00:44:33,356 --> 00:44:35,415 Oh, Monsieur La Valle. 600 00:44:35,492 --> 00:44:37,824 - Yes, madame? - Has Mademoiselle Vautier gone? 601 00:44:37,894 --> 00:44:40,795 - Yes. - Oh, that's too bad. 602 00:44:40,864 --> 00:44:43,128 I wanted to ask her to ask you... 603 00:44:43,199 --> 00:44:46,363 if you would be good enough to go out to dinner with me tonight. 604 00:45:10,596 --> 00:45:12,564 Good night, madame. 605 00:45:12,632 --> 00:45:14,759 And let me tell you again, you dance like a dream. 606 00:45:14,834 --> 00:45:18,737 - Oh, no. It's the way you lead. - No, madame, it's the way you follow. 607 00:45:18,806 --> 00:45:21,206 - No, monsieur. - Yes, madame. 608 00:45:21,275 --> 00:45:23,675 Well, the evening's still young. 609 00:45:23,744 --> 00:45:27,305 Let's go down to the living room and talk it over. 610 00:45:54,910 --> 00:45:58,711 - Good night, Monsieur La Valle. - Good night, Madame Colet. 611 00:46:04,188 --> 00:46:07,554 - Good night. - Good night. 612 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:34,450 Monsieur Giron, madame will be with you presently. 613 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,453 Very well, Jacques. 614 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:43,723 No, Captain... 615 00:47:43,797 --> 00:47:46,128 Now, Major, you mustn't monopolize Monsieur La Valle. 616 00:47:46,198 --> 00:47:48,132 Please. 617 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:51,800 May I present Monsieur La Valle. Madame Viton, 618 00:47:51,872 --> 00:47:54,033 Mademoiselle Du Lac, Monsieur Le Grand. 619 00:47:54,108 --> 00:47:56,041 A pleasure, monsieur. 620 00:47:58,411 --> 00:48:00,972 - This is Madame Boucher, Monsieur Filiba. - How do you do? 621 00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:03,448 - How do you do? - Monsieur La Valle. 622 00:48:08,389 --> 00:48:10,824 Monsieur La Valle. Lady Claremont. 623 00:48:10,893 --> 00:48:13,054 That's that Monsieur La Valle. 624 00:48:13,128 --> 00:48:15,596 La Valle? Who is Monsieur La Valle? 625 00:48:15,664 --> 00:48:19,930 I don't know. She says he's her secretary. 626 00:48:20,002 --> 00:48:22,437 Oh? So. 627 00:48:23,806 --> 00:48:26,798 And he says he's her secretary. 628 00:48:26,876 --> 00:48:30,243 Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he is her secretary. 629 00:48:36,854 --> 00:48:39,050 - Excuse me. - Certainly. 630 00:48:41,091 --> 00:48:45,358 Pardon me, monsieur, but I have the feeling we've met somewhere before. 631 00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:48,695 Sorry. I don't seem to recall the occasion. 632 00:48:48,767 --> 00:48:51,930 - No, I'm afraid... - Oh, I must be mistaken. 633 00:48:52,003 --> 00:48:54,267 I beg your pardon. 634 00:48:57,176 --> 00:48:59,974 That man never met me, and he knows it. 635 00:49:01,114 --> 00:49:03,604 Trying to make social connections. 636 00:49:05,585 --> 00:49:09,522 Monsieur Giron, I'm so busy. Must I be bothered with all those papers now? 637 00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:12,389 I'm sorry, madame, but there are still certain matters... 638 00:49:12,459 --> 00:49:14,393 which you should attend to yourself. 639 00:49:14,461 --> 00:49:17,829 And I personally would not care to refer them to, uh... 640 00:49:17,899 --> 00:49:20,163 to, uh... 641 00:49:20,234 --> 00:49:22,031 Monsieur La Valle? 642 00:49:22,103 --> 00:49:27,200 Madame, I have enjoyed the confidence of your family for more than 40 years. 643 00:49:27,275 --> 00:49:29,676 I was a school friend of your husband's. 644 00:49:29,745 --> 00:49:31,679 I know. 645 00:49:31,747 --> 00:49:34,978 Madame, may I ask you, who is this Monsieur La Valle? 646 00:49:35,050 --> 00:49:37,678 Where does he come from? What is he? 647 00:49:37,753 --> 00:49:43,056 He's my secretary. I hope that answers all your questions, Mr. Giron. 648 00:49:43,126 --> 00:49:47,256 I suppose you know what Paris is saying about Countess Falconier... 649 00:49:47,330 --> 00:49:49,264 and her chauffeur? 650 00:49:51,202 --> 00:49:53,136 Jacques. 651 00:49:53,204 --> 00:49:55,104 Yes, madame? 652 00:49:55,172 --> 00:49:57,572 Ask Monsieur La Valle to come in for a moment, please. 653 00:49:57,642 --> 00:50:00,634 Now, please. Please calm yourself. 654 00:50:00,711 --> 00:50:04,011 I'm like that. L-I can't help it. 655 00:50:04,082 --> 00:50:06,380 I know I never met that man, 656 00:50:06,451 --> 00:50:08,419 and yet... 657 00:50:08,487 --> 00:50:10,546 - La Valle? - La Valle. 658 00:50:10,622 --> 00:50:13,420 La Valle. 659 00:50:13,493 --> 00:50:16,360 You know, if I like a man, I remember him. 660 00:50:16,429 --> 00:50:18,453 And if I don't like him, I never forget him. 661 00:50:18,530 --> 00:50:20,465 In a nutshell, madame, 662 00:50:20,533 --> 00:50:23,798 it is little things like that that drive me crazy. 663 00:50:23,870 --> 00:50:25,805 Excuse me. 664 00:50:25,873 --> 00:50:29,433 - Monsieur La Valle? - Yes, Monsieur Filiba? 665 00:50:29,509 --> 00:50:32,104 Did we... 666 00:50:32,179 --> 00:50:34,113 No. No. 667 00:50:39,821 --> 00:50:41,880 And yet... 668 00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:45,187 Pardon me. Madame Colet would like to see you in the living room. 669 00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:47,593 At once, Jacques. We'll continue later. 670 00:50:47,663 --> 00:50:51,496 Now see here, my good man. Let us face the facts. 671 00:50:51,566 --> 00:50:56,436 I'm giving a dinner party, and one man turned me down at the last minute. 672 00:50:56,505 --> 00:50:59,236 - Have you a dinner jacket? - Oh... 673 00:51:01,178 --> 00:51:03,111 Madame? 674 00:51:03,179 --> 00:51:05,876 Will you be good enough to go over these papers with Monsieur Giron? 675 00:51:05,949 --> 00:51:08,918 I shall be delighted. 676 00:51:08,985 --> 00:51:11,250 And so will Monsieur Giron. 677 00:51:18,996 --> 00:51:20,931 Well. 678 00:51:24,569 --> 00:51:26,504 Monsieur La Valle, 679 00:51:26,572 --> 00:51:31,407 there are several questions I've been wanting to ask you for quite a while. 680 00:51:31,477 --> 00:51:35,277 - I understand you are from Marseilles. - Mm-hmm. 681 00:51:35,347 --> 00:51:39,341 In that case, you must be related to the La Valles of Marseilles. 682 00:51:39,419 --> 00:51:42,320 Just a minute, please. 683 00:51:43,958 --> 00:51:47,950 I hope you'll find those figures... correct. 684 00:51:48,027 --> 00:51:50,622 - I hope so too. - Monsieur La Valle, 685 00:51:50,698 --> 00:51:53,496 I have enjoyed the confidence of this family for more... 686 00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:55,832 For more than 40 years. So madame told me. 687 00:51:55,904 --> 00:52:00,603 And I have known the La Valles of Marseilles... 688 00:52:00,675 --> 00:52:03,166 for more than 30 years. 689 00:52:07,984 --> 00:52:09,917 Ten... 690 00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:30,966 Monsieur La Valle, you seem to be persistently evading my questions. 691 00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:32,976 And you, Monsieur Giron, seem to be persistently disturbing... 692 00:52:33,044 --> 00:52:34,978 my examination of your report. 693 00:52:35,046 --> 00:52:38,311 Examination? Monsieur La Valle, what are you insinuating? 694 00:52:38,383 --> 00:52:41,910 I have enjoyed the confidence of this family for more than 40 years. 695 00:52:41,986 --> 00:52:44,785 How long have you enjoyed the confidence of madame? 696 00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:46,791 Three weeks, I believe. 697 00:52:46,859 --> 00:52:50,853 - Two weeks and three days. - Ha! Ha! 698 00:52:50,931 --> 00:52:52,898 Are you insinuating anything, Monsieur Giron? 699 00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:56,367 - No, no, not at all. - Well, that's fine. 700 00:52:56,436 --> 00:52:59,530 Then you're not insinuating that I'm evading your questions, 701 00:52:59,606 --> 00:53:02,098 and I'm not insinuating that you won't let me examine your report. 702 00:53:02,176 --> 00:53:05,702 I was only asking if you were related to the La Valles of Marseilles. 703 00:53:05,779 --> 00:53:08,806 And I was only asking you to let me examine your report without interruption. 704 00:53:08,883 --> 00:53:11,113 I don't see why any man should get excited... 705 00:53:11,185 --> 00:53:13,120 because he's asked about his hometown. 706 00:53:13,188 --> 00:53:15,417 And I don't see any reason for any man to get nervous... 707 00:53:15,489 --> 00:53:17,754 because someone checks over the figures of his report. 708 00:53:17,826 --> 00:53:21,318 Monsieur La Valle! Are you insinuating this is not an honest report? 709 00:53:21,396 --> 00:53:23,490 I am only insinuating that you are nervous. 710 00:53:23,566 --> 00:53:26,659 - Nervous? Why should I be nervous? - I don't know, Monsieur Giron. 711 00:53:26,735 --> 00:53:30,832 Are you trying to say there is anything in these figures to make me nervous? 712 00:53:30,907 --> 00:53:33,432 No, not at all. 713 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:37,012 - We'll keep the papers here. - But... 714 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,799 And tomorrow I'll call you at your office and tell you all about 715 00:53:38,809 --> 00:53:40,961 ...the La Valles of Marseilles. - I, uh... 716 00:53:40,992 --> 00:53:42,910 And there won't be any tea party to interrupt us. 717 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,100 Good-bye, Monsieur Giron. 718 00:54:05,111 --> 00:54:07,045 Do you know who's here? 719 00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:09,047 Come in. 720 00:54:10,616 --> 00:54:14,144 Monsieur La Valle, Monsieur Filiba would like very much to see you. 721 00:54:14,221 --> 00:54:17,588 In a moment. 722 00:54:17,658 --> 00:54:20,320 - Filiba? - Yes, Filiba. 723 00:54:20,394 --> 00:54:23,921 - Venice, Grand Hotel, room two fifty-three... - Five, seven and nine! 724 00:54:23,997 --> 00:54:26,057 Yes. Now, don't worry. 725 00:54:28,903 --> 00:54:31,838 - I wanted to say good-bye to you. - Good-bye, Monsieur Filiba. 726 00:54:31,906 --> 00:54:35,239 But... before I go and before I say good-bye, 727 00:54:35,310 --> 00:54:37,302 I want to ask you one question. 728 00:54:37,379 --> 00:54:39,870 - Have you ever been in Venice? - No. 729 00:54:39,949 --> 00:54:42,076 - You've never been in Venice? - No. 730 00:54:42,151 --> 00:54:44,085 - Have you ever been in Vienna? - No. 731 00:54:44,153 --> 00:54:46,087 - Amsterdam? Constantinople? - No. No. 732 00:54:46,155 --> 00:54:48,090 - You've never been in Constantinople? - No. 733 00:54:48,158 --> 00:54:50,092 - But you have been in Venice? - Yes. 734 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,356 Then let me tell you, Venice can't compare with Constantinople. 735 00:54:52,430 --> 00:54:54,363 I don't care what you say. 736 00:54:54,431 --> 00:54:56,729 In Constantinople at least you have streets, sultans, 737 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,860 pashas, turbans... 738 00:54:58,936 --> 00:55:01,564 - And harems, hmm? - All kinds. 739 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,211 Well, Constantinople. 740 00:55:35,576 --> 00:55:38,841 Elysee 7689. We have to clear out. 741 00:55:38,912 --> 00:55:40,846 Railroad station? Ticket office, please. 742 00:55:40,914 --> 00:55:42,849 - Did he recognize you? - No, no, not yet. 743 00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:45,385 Two tickets to Berlin, first-class and sleeper. 744 00:55:45,453 --> 00:55:48,650 Night train. Right. Right. 745 00:55:48,723 --> 00:55:53,626 Leave them in the name of el se�or Ignacio Fernandez. 746 00:55:53,696 --> 00:55:55,960 Right. Thank you. 747 00:55:56,032 --> 00:55:58,330 - Spanish passports. - Correct. Now the train leaves... 748 00:55:58,401 --> 00:56:01,564 At 12:20, I know. Roquet 2471. 749 00:56:01,637 --> 00:56:04,470 Two more days and we'd have had 750,000 francs more. 750 00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:07,476 We'll have to take what's here. A bird in hand is worth two in jail. 751 00:56:07,544 --> 00:56:10,775 Hello, is this the Spanish consulate? This is la se�ora de Ignacio Fernandez. 752 00:56:19,657 --> 00:56:22,217 - How long will it take you to clean up the place? - I don't know. 753 00:56:22,293 --> 00:56:25,820 Fortunately she has a dinner engagement tonight. I'll meet you at the station, midnight. 754 00:56:25,897 --> 00:56:28,890 Hello. Yes? 755 00:56:28,967 --> 00:56:31,935 What? You found a handbag? 756 00:56:32,003 --> 00:56:35,405 - Well, you're three weeks too late. - See you at the Berlin Express. 757 00:56:35,474 --> 00:56:37,999 By the way, how's your German? 758 00:56:49,355 --> 00:56:52,621 Marchand 2911. 759 00:56:52,693 --> 00:56:57,221 Hello. Is this the Petit Flower Shop? 760 00:56:57,298 --> 00:57:00,564 I want you to take five dozen roses... 761 00:57:00,635 --> 00:57:03,627 deep red roses... 762 00:57:03,705 --> 00:57:06,265 and I want you to put them in a basket... 763 00:57:06,341 --> 00:57:10,869 and send this basket tomorrow morning to Madame Colet. 764 00:57:10,946 --> 00:57:12,881 And attach a card. 765 00:57:14,884 --> 00:57:18,945 "In memory of the late Monsieur La Valle" 766 00:57:19,021 --> 00:57:22,218 Tomorrow morning, 10:00. 767 00:57:22,291 --> 00:57:24,522 Yes. What? 768 00:57:26,396 --> 00:57:28,329 Oh. 769 00:57:28,397 --> 00:57:30,332 Charge it to Madame Colet. 770 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,891 Yes. Thank you. 771 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,428 Yes, madame? 772 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,990 What are you going to do with my day tomorrow, Monsieur La Valle? 773 00:58:34,002 --> 00:58:36,597 Well, we'll have breakfast in the garden together. 774 00:58:36,673 --> 00:58:38,470 Mm-hmm. 775 00:58:38,541 --> 00:58:42,137 - Then horseback riding together. - Mm-hmm. 776 00:58:42,213 --> 00:58:45,943 - Then lunch in the bois. - Together. 777 00:58:46,015 --> 00:58:48,985 - Then, I would say, a little nap. - To... 778 00:58:52,056 --> 00:58:54,684 How do you like my new dress? 779 00:58:54,758 --> 00:58:57,283 - Beautiful. - Hair? 780 00:58:57,361 --> 00:58:59,694 Marvelous. 781 00:58:59,764 --> 00:59:01,698 Lipstick? 782 00:59:04,003 --> 00:59:06,470 Crimson. 783 00:59:06,538 --> 00:59:08,472 Correct. 784 00:59:10,676 --> 00:59:12,610 Good night. 785 00:59:14,113 --> 00:59:16,048 Good night. 786 00:59:19,318 --> 00:59:21,412 Good night. 787 00:59:21,488 --> 00:59:23,422 Good-bye. 788 00:59:35,236 --> 00:59:38,104 - Madame? - Yes? 789 00:59:38,172 --> 00:59:40,970 Are you staying out late? 790 00:59:41,042 --> 00:59:43,102 Why do you ask? 791 00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:46,977 Do I have to answer? 792 00:59:49,251 --> 00:59:51,185 No. 793 01:00:43,678 --> 01:00:45,611 Yes, Jacques? 794 01:00:45,679 --> 01:00:47,909 The car is waiting, madame. 795 01:00:47,981 --> 01:00:50,917 I won't need the car. I'm not going. 796 01:00:50,985 --> 01:00:52,919 Very well, madame. 797 01:01:00,161 --> 01:01:04,121 - Jacques. - Yes, Monsieur La Valle? 798 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:07,135 Madame has changed her mind. She'll be down in a minute. 799 01:01:07,203 --> 01:01:09,137 Very well, monsieur. 800 01:01:12,776 --> 01:01:14,937 But I told you, I don't want to go. 801 01:01:15,011 --> 01:01:17,479 But you have an engagement, and I don't want people to talk. 802 01:01:17,547 --> 01:01:20,607 - Talk? About me? About us? - Precisely. 803 01:01:20,684 --> 01:01:24,018 Afraid I'm ruining your reputation, Monsieur La Valle? 804 01:01:24,088 --> 01:01:26,022 No, yours, madame. 805 01:01:26,090 --> 01:01:30,322 Monsieur La Valle, I have a confession to make to you. 806 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,329 You like me. 807 01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:35,492 In fact, you're crazy about me. 808 01:01:35,567 --> 01:01:38,161 Otherwise, you wouldn't think about my reputation. 809 01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:40,330 Isn't that so? 810 01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:43,170 But, incidentally, I don't like you. 811 01:01:43,242 --> 01:01:45,803 I don't like you at all. 812 01:01:45,879 --> 01:01:51,112 And I wouldn't hesitate one instant to ruin your reputation... 813 01:01:51,184 --> 01:01:53,448 Like that. 814 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,979 - You wouldn't? - No, I wouldn't. 815 01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,820 Like that? 816 01:01:59,894 --> 01:02:02,226 Like that. 817 01:02:02,296 --> 01:02:04,628 I know all your tricks. 818 01:02:04,698 --> 01:02:07,395 And you're going to fall for them. 819 01:02:07,469 --> 01:02:09,699 So you think you can get me? 820 01:02:09,771 --> 01:02:12,204 Any minute I want. 821 01:02:12,273 --> 01:02:14,538 You're conceited. 822 01:02:14,609 --> 01:02:16,770 But attractive. 823 01:02:16,845 --> 01:02:20,338 - Now let me say... - Shut up. Kiss me. 824 01:02:25,922 --> 01:02:29,620 Wasting all this marvelous time with arguments. 825 01:02:40,137 --> 01:02:43,505 Hello? Well, I'll try him again. 826 01:02:48,446 --> 01:02:51,506 Yes. He's in his office, but he's busy. 827 01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:55,486 Madame Colet? She's still here, but she's busy too. 828 01:02:55,554 --> 01:02:58,216 Well, I'll ring again. 829 01:03:09,269 --> 01:03:13,569 Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 830 01:03:54,051 --> 01:03:57,714 - Yes, Jacques? - Monsieur Giron is downstairs. 831 01:03:57,788 --> 01:03:59,984 Tell him I can't see him now. Impossible. 832 01:04:00,058 --> 01:04:02,548 And, Jacques, dismiss the car. Madame is not going. 833 01:04:02,626 --> 01:04:04,561 Yes, Monsieur La Valle. 834 01:04:08,199 --> 01:04:12,659 - Jacques. - Yes, madame? Yes, madame? 835 01:04:12,737 --> 01:04:15,673 Don't dismiss the car. I'll be down in a few minutes. 836 01:04:15,741 --> 01:04:17,675 Yes, madame. 837 01:04:22,316 --> 01:04:25,546 I want you to stay, Mariette. You've got to stay. You can't go now. 838 01:04:25,618 --> 01:04:27,746 - I must go. - I'm crazy about you. 839 01:04:27,821 --> 01:04:29,846 - I know it. - I love you. 840 01:04:29,923 --> 01:04:32,358 - I believe you. - Then why do you want to go? 841 01:04:32,427 --> 01:04:35,918 Because I want to make it tough for you. 842 01:04:35,996 --> 01:04:37,931 Oh. 843 01:04:43,806 --> 01:04:47,468 We have a long time ahead of us, Gaston. 844 01:04:47,542 --> 01:04:49,534 Weeks, months, 845 01:04:50,946 --> 01:04:52,880 years. 846 01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:06,557 Eleven o'clock. 847 01:05:18,943 --> 01:05:21,468 Gobelins 7879. 848 01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:28,713 Hello? Oh, darling! 849 01:05:28,788 --> 01:05:32,723 Oh, darling, it's good to hear your voice. I thought you'd never call. 850 01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:35,454 Well, I tried to get you. What? 851 01:05:36,996 --> 01:05:38,930 What? 852 01:05:40,566 --> 01:05:42,761 Tomorrow morning? 853 01:05:42,835 --> 01:05:44,770 Why? 854 01:05:48,275 --> 01:05:50,506 Of course. 855 01:05:50,578 --> 01:05:52,511 Uh-huh. 856 01:05:54,081 --> 01:05:56,016 Uh-huh. 857 01:06:06,461 --> 01:06:09,898 No doubt about it. It's that secretary. 858 01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:13,366 Funny the kind of men women fall for. 859 01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:17,099 No color, no sparkle. But dependable. 860 01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:19,472 The type they marry. 861 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:22,068 You know, I'm not the marrying type. 862 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:25,171 I like to take my fun and leave it. 863 01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:29,318 Nice suit. 864 01:06:29,387 --> 01:06:32,652 - You like it? - Smart. London, eh? 865 01:06:32,724 --> 01:06:34,851 Ogilvie and Oglethorpe. 866 01:06:34,926 --> 01:06:37,486 Mmm, I thought so. 867 01:06:39,230 --> 01:06:41,529 You know, he's really not such a bad fellow. 868 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,228 - No, just dull. - Insignificant. 869 01:06:44,303 --> 01:06:46,238 He's a secretary. 870 01:06:46,305 --> 01:06:48,603 He always was a secretary, always will be. 871 01:06:48,674 --> 01:06:50,608 Funny. 872 01:06:50,676 --> 01:06:53,612 The first time I saw him, I thought he was a doctor. 873 01:07:11,432 --> 01:07:15,597 Tonsils. Positively tonsils. 874 01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:45,125 I'm very sorry, but this is not the time, Monsieur Giron. 875 01:07:45,202 --> 01:07:47,467 - I've got to see you. - But not now. 876 01:07:47,539 --> 01:07:51,999 Right now! It's very important, Monsieur La Valle. 877 01:07:52,076 --> 01:07:55,273 It may be important to you, Monsieur Giron. 878 01:07:55,346 --> 01:07:57,678 No, to you, 879 01:07:57,749 --> 01:08:00,446 Monsieur Monescu. 880 01:08:00,519 --> 01:08:02,919 Mariette, Mariette, please, please believe us. 881 01:08:02,988 --> 01:08:05,980 No, no, no. Please. It's absolutely ridiculous, and I don't believe it. 882 01:08:06,058 --> 01:08:07,992 But you have no idea... 883 01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:11,360 I'm tired anyway, so please leave me alone. Good night. 884 01:08:12,432 --> 01:08:14,365 I had a lovely time. 885 01:08:20,006 --> 01:08:21,872 So I said to myself, "All right. 886 01:08:21,943 --> 01:08:24,434 If he wants to look at 'em, let him look at 'em. There's no harm in that". 887 01:08:24,512 --> 01:08:28,039 Then he said, "Say ah" and I said "ah," and that's all I can remember. 888 01:08:28,115 --> 01:08:31,710 - You will pack your things at once. - Yes, monsieur. 889 01:08:31,786 --> 01:08:34,031 And you will be out of here by tomorrow morning. 890 01:08:34,032 --> 01:08:35,154 Very well, monsieur. 891 01:08:35,224 --> 01:08:39,285 - Otherwise, I will call the police. - Yes, monsieur. 892 01:08:39,361 --> 01:08:42,125 - Monsieur Giron? - What is it? 893 01:08:42,197 --> 01:08:46,100 You have enjoyed the confidence of this family for more than 40 years. 894 01:08:46,169 --> 01:08:49,627 You must be a man of about 65. 895 01:08:49,706 --> 01:08:52,766 - Well? - Let's see... 896 01:08:52,842 --> 01:08:56,335 You will be exactly 87 when you come out of prison. 897 01:08:56,413 --> 01:08:59,313 - What do you mean? - You say I'm a crook. 898 01:08:59,382 --> 01:09:01,408 - I know it! - Then why didn't you call the police? 899 01:09:01,485 --> 01:09:05,512 Who don't you call the police? I'll tell you why, you crook, you. 900 01:09:05,590 --> 01:09:08,150 - Monsieur... - Monescu. 901 01:09:08,226 --> 01:09:11,957 - Monsieur Monescu. - Just call me Gaston. 902 01:09:16,067 --> 01:09:18,002 Good-bye, Adolphe. 903 01:09:34,755 --> 01:09:37,349 Don't you dare to call me Adolphe! 904 01:10:17,067 --> 01:10:20,731 Are you insane? You have to get out of here at once. 905 01:10:20,805 --> 01:10:22,739 She may be back at any minute. 906 01:10:22,807 --> 01:10:24,776 What time is your rendezvous? 907 01:10:24,843 --> 01:10:27,037 - Now, Lily... - Yes, Monsieur Colet? 908 01:10:27,111 --> 01:10:30,104 - You have to get out of here. - That's what I'm here for, to get out. 909 01:10:30,182 --> 01:10:33,208 I want to get away from here, from you, just as fast as I can... 910 01:10:33,285 --> 01:10:36,255 and as far as 100,000 francs will take me. 911 01:10:36,322 --> 01:10:39,154 - Sixty-five, thirty-five to the left. - Don't you realize... 912 01:10:39,224 --> 01:10:42,388 I wouldn't fall for another man if he were the biggest crook on earth. 913 01:10:42,462 --> 01:10:45,056 Seventy-six, eighty-four. 914 01:10:45,131 --> 01:10:47,327 What has she got that I haven't got? 915 01:10:47,401 --> 01:10:49,800 - You must listen to me. - Shut up. Don't make up any stories. 916 01:10:49,869 --> 01:10:51,804 - But, Lily... - Don't you dare lie to me! 917 01:10:51,872 --> 01:10:54,272 I know you love me. 918 01:10:54,341 --> 01:10:57,641 Why don't you say something? Come on, be brilliant. 919 01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:00,373 Talk yourself out of it. Bluff yourself in. 920 01:11:00,447 --> 01:11:03,246 Shut up, you liar, you! This is what I want. 921 01:11:03,318 --> 01:11:05,878 This is real... money, cash. 922 01:11:30,548 --> 01:11:32,708 Good evening, madame. 923 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:40,316 When a lady takes her jewels off in a gentleman's room, 924 01:12:40,389 --> 01:12:42,721 where does she put them? 925 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:46,729 On the... On the night table. 926 01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:49,732 But I don't want to be a lady. 927 01:12:55,673 --> 01:12:57,641 May I? 928 01:12:57,709 --> 01:13:00,678 Oh, let me have a little fun. 929 01:13:04,282 --> 01:13:06,547 Please. 930 01:13:10,755 --> 01:13:14,055 - Sixty-five. - Thirty-three. 931 01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:17,187 No. Thirty-five. 932 01:13:17,264 --> 01:13:19,664 Oh. Hmm. 933 01:13:21,567 --> 01:13:23,536 Thirty-five to the left. 934 01:13:23,603 --> 01:13:27,631 You know, Fran�ois thinks you are a very remarkable man. 935 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:31,906 - He was at dinner tonight. - Mm-hmm. 936 01:13:33,948 --> 01:13:36,382 - Seventy-six. - Mariette. 937 01:13:36,450 --> 01:13:38,418 Yes, Gaston? 938 01:13:38,486 --> 01:13:41,422 What would you say if you found your safe had been robbed? 939 01:13:43,225 --> 01:13:46,319 I wouldn't say anything. I would act. 940 01:13:46,395 --> 01:13:49,991 - Call the police? - Instantly. 941 01:13:50,066 --> 01:13:52,933 Mm-hmm. 942 01:13:53,002 --> 01:13:56,199 But why talk about robbery on a night like this? 943 01:13:56,272 --> 01:13:58,399 You look beautiful. 944 01:13:58,474 --> 01:14:00,408 Thank you. 945 01:14:02,012 --> 01:14:05,538 - Mariette. - Yes, Gaston? 946 01:14:08,219 --> 01:14:10,744 You have been robbed. 947 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,949 For years. 948 01:14:13,024 --> 01:14:16,221 And not a hundred thousand francs, but millions. 949 01:14:16,294 --> 01:14:19,923 And you know who did it? Adolphe. 950 01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:22,831 - Adolphe? - AdolpheJ. Giron. 951 01:14:25,071 --> 01:14:28,403 - And you expect me to believe that? - Naturally not. 952 01:14:28,473 --> 01:14:31,773 But I expect the police to believe it. 953 01:14:34,982 --> 01:14:38,315 - No. - Why not? 954 01:14:38,384 --> 01:14:41,218 - He's a thief. He's a criminal. - I don't believe it. 955 01:14:41,288 --> 01:14:44,052 Then why are you afraid to let me prove it? 956 01:14:44,124 --> 01:14:46,787 It would be a terrible scandal, wouldn't it? 957 01:14:46,861 --> 01:14:49,488 - Giron? - Yes, Giron. 958 01:14:49,563 --> 01:14:52,533 Chairman of the board of directors of Colet and Company. 959 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,467 Honorary president of the Orphans' Asylum. 960 01:14:55,536 --> 01:14:58,938 AdolpheJ. Giron, distinguished citizen. 961 01:14:59,008 --> 01:15:01,942 Well, shall I call the police? 962 01:15:05,414 --> 01:15:07,348 I see. 963 01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:09,885 You have to be in the social register to keep out of jail. 964 01:15:09,953 --> 01:15:12,853 But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up, 965 01:15:12,921 --> 01:15:15,049 a self-made crook, then you say, 966 01:15:15,125 --> 01:15:18,686 "Call the police. Put him behind bars. Lock him up". 967 01:15:18,762 --> 01:15:20,856 Very well, madame. 968 01:15:20,931 --> 01:15:23,455 I am Gaston Monescu. 969 01:15:23,533 --> 01:15:26,662 The police will be delighted to verify my identity. 970 01:15:44,456 --> 01:15:47,392 Gaston, did you take the money? 971 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:52,698 Yes. 972 01:15:54,335 --> 01:15:57,895 You wanted a hundred thousand francs... 973 01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:01,463 and I thought you wanted me. 974 01:16:17,192 --> 01:16:19,285 I came here to rob you, 975 01:16:19,361 --> 01:16:22,559 but unfortunately I fell in love with you, 976 01:16:24,934 --> 01:16:26,869 Mariette. 977 01:16:30,206 --> 01:16:32,368 Why did you take the money? 978 01:16:58,504 --> 01:17:03,669 Madame, the only thing that seems to stand between you and romance... 979 01:17:03,742 --> 01:17:05,677 is a hundred thousand francs. 980 01:17:06,946 --> 01:17:09,710 Well, he didn't take it. 981 01:17:09,783 --> 01:17:12,877 I took it, all by myself. 982 01:17:14,754 --> 01:17:17,349 Now you can have your romance. 983 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,723 I think you'd better go. 984 01:17:19,794 --> 01:17:22,161 Ever had a romance with a crook? 985 01:17:22,230 --> 01:17:25,255 - I beg your pardon? - Let me give you a little advice. 986 01:17:25,332 --> 01:17:29,360 When you embrace him, be sure to put on gloves. 987 01:17:29,438 --> 01:17:32,566 It would be too bad if your fingerprints were found... 988 01:17:32,641 --> 01:17:36,077 Mademoiselle Vautier, or whatever your name is, 989 01:17:36,144 --> 01:17:40,343 I thank you for your free advice, but I must ask you to go. 990 01:17:40,416 --> 01:17:43,146 - You have your money. - I don't want your money! 991 01:17:45,922 --> 01:17:48,652 You wanted to buy him for 50 francs. 992 01:17:48,724 --> 01:17:51,626 Well, you can have him for nothing! 993 01:17:52,830 --> 01:17:55,060 - And you... Leave me alone! - Lily. 994 01:17:55,132 --> 01:17:59,193 You were willing to sacrifice a hundred thousand francs for her. 995 01:17:59,269 --> 01:18:03,900 And you! You paid 125,000 francs for a handbag! 996 01:18:03,975 --> 01:18:07,467 Well, you can pay 100,000 for him. 997 01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:17,346 Good-bye, Madame Colet... and company. 998 01:19:08,245 --> 01:19:10,338 Good-bye. 999 01:19:21,493 --> 01:19:23,427 Good-bye. 1000 01:19:24,763 --> 01:19:27,095 It could have been marvelous. 1001 01:19:27,165 --> 01:19:29,099 Divine. 1002 01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:31,102 Wonderful. 1003 01:19:32,371 --> 01:19:34,305 But tomorrow morning, 1004 01:19:34,373 --> 01:19:36,739 if you should wake out of your dreams... 1005 01:19:36,809 --> 01:19:39,107 and hear a knock and the door opens, 1006 01:19:39,178 --> 01:19:42,273 and there, instead of a maid with a breakfast tray... 1007 01:19:42,349 --> 01:19:45,113 stands a policeman with a warrant, 1008 01:19:45,185 --> 01:19:47,745 then you'll be glad you are alone. 1009 01:19:51,725 --> 01:19:54,422 But it could have been glorious. 1010 01:19:54,495 --> 01:19:56,429 Lovely. 1011 01:19:56,497 --> 01:19:58,431 Divine. 1012 01:20:00,735 --> 01:20:03,067 But that terrible policeman. 1013 01:20:06,775 --> 01:20:08,708 Good-bye. 1014 01:20:18,954 --> 01:20:21,185 Do you know what you're missing? 1015 01:20:23,226 --> 01:20:25,160 No. 1016 01:20:27,031 --> 01:20:31,364 That's what you're missing. Your gift to her. 1017 01:20:34,305 --> 01:20:39,107 With the compliments of Colet and Company. 1018 01:21:29,999 --> 01:21:31,933 Gaston!