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Translated by Kapaw
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The tension rises
then the dead waters
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between the world community
and the North African country of Wadiya
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today reached new heights
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as the UN weapons inspectors again today
was denied access to the country
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of Wadiyan leader,
Admiral General Aladeen.
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I won't rule out any possibilities,
and i mean it.
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Tonight we ask..
Who is General Aladeen?
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According to Wadiyan propaganda,
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Haffaz Aladeen was born in 1973.
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He did not know his mother, who died during childbirth.
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General Aladeen was the only son
to Colonel Aladeen,
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who was himself a ruthless and violent dictator.
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Next!
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Known for its iconic beard,
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he is protected by 30 female guards,
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which he maintains are virgins.
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Came to power as seven-�rich,
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he could be the most dangerous man in the world.
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Okay, let's get straight to the point,
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Do you have nuclear weapons?
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What was the question?
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Do you have nuclear weapons?
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Sorry, I can't hear you
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Are you developing nuclear weapons?
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No, I can't actually hear you.
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I will take another question.
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Oh, I can hear you now.
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Eccentric and with unlimited oil wealth,
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was he recently visited
for his own Olympic Games...
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In the seats, be ready.
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...where he won fourteen gold medals.
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Aladeen! Aladeen!
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Often described as ignorant,
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like when he changed
over 300 Wadiyan words for "Aladeen,"
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including the words "positive" and "negative,"
which created massive confusion.
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Do you want the Aladeen news,
or the Aladeen news?
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The Aladeen news?
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You are HIV-Aladeen,
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While the pressure rises,
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Aladeen spoke to his country today.
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Aladeen! Aladeen!
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The people of Wadiya,
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I stand before you today,
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To say; the world must kneel before our great country,
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We are 2 months from enriching weapons-ready uranium,
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which must be used for peaceful purposes.
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It should only be used for medical research
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and clean energy.
It has to, it has to.
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And will certainly never be used
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to attack ls...
Oh, boy.
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With that speech today,
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does the international community have a question:
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Does the mad dog from Wadiya have nuclear weapons?
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Well, show me my nukes,
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I can't wait!
I can't wait!
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Is this the Shadow of the Doomsday rocket?
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Is this my weapon?
I'm going to laugh!
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All my friends
have nuclear weapons,
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Even Ahmadinejad!
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And he looks like
a stick from Miami Vice.
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Would it kill him
to wear a tie?
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I mean, is every day
in Iran relaxed Friday?
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Where is the head of my nuclear program
and purchases by women?
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Where is Atom Nadal?
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You had Nadal executed,
Worst Manager.
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Why did I do that?
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Worst Manager
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Nadal.
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We are only months away from refining weapons-grade uranium,
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and we are ready to
test the missile next week.
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It's too round at the top.
It must be pointed.
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Round is not scary.
Spike is scary.
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This will get the enemies
to smile.
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They will think it is a giant robot
dildo that comes flying at them.
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No, worst leader
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The top of the missile's shape
has nothing to do with aerodynamics,
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It has to do with
delivery of the warhead,
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No. It is stuck in the ground,
and then Kaboom.
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chief executive,
I think maybe
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some of your knowledge about bombs
comes from cartoons,
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Nonsense.
It was research film.
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And in them, would the victims from the bomb
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f� black faces
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and so would a transparent one
version of them
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begin to ascend towards
the sky while they played the harp
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I have a question about this movie,
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was there a duck when the explosion happened,
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if the beak goes around the back of the head
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and so to speak, will it be necessary to withdraw it?
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There was one
that got such a deformation,
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Okay.
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I am now 100% sure
that you watch cartoons,
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Have you talked to
the experts on this?
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- Have you spoken to Professor Bobeye?
- Who?
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Professor Bobeye, him with
the really strong arms
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which is oversized
for his body.
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The man you are talking about
Named Popeye (Skipper Skr�k).
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- Bobeye.
- He's not a professor,
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Popeye is, like the song
tells us, a man.
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Get me straight.
For a second, pretend I'm an idiot.
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Okay. Like that.
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And explain to me
why this bomb
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not just lands in Israel
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and so�, literally,
jumps back and blows up Wadiya.
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chief executive,
let me explain.
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you have lost me
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This is the missile
in Wadiya,
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you press the button, "Boop!"
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Israel
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No! Why?
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nuclear winter,
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The reality is like this
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0y vey!
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Us.
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Believe me, sir, if I could make
the one just a little more pointed,
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would i
but i just can't.
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Okay. You know what?
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Let's agree on
to disagree, my friend.
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Okay.
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What? Why? No!
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Don't you remember?
Of course I remember!
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How dare you put a question mark
by my memory? I remember everything!
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No, I would never do that!
Never! I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean it.
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Don't worry, it's fine.
Well done my friend.
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Thanks.
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Wait! Wait!
Where are we going?
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Admiral General,
what if we tell the UN
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that we don't have nuclear weapons?
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Then they remove the sanctions against us,
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Then we can sell the oil rights
to the Jalabiya arch,
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Uncle Tamir,
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Can you remember what
my holy father
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made me promise p�
his deathbed?
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It was never that
sell Wadiya's oil,
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Do you remember that
was when he gave me power,
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instead of you
the rightful heir.
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You have taken that so well
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N�, let's go back
to the palace.
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There is a season finale in
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Real Housewives
of Shachahmahahfalimitahlicchl
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Aladeen! Aladeen!
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Death to the tyrant!
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We will probably be needed
to find a new double.
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Because this one is...
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I don't know if he's getting better.
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Oh, he won't recover
sir. He is dead.
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Send some chocolate covered almonds
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in a plastic spoon
Delicious.
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We will send your wife
some almonds,
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Chocolate covered
versions of this one,
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Maroush, I think I lost
an almond down his head.
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Can you take it out?
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I don't want to send the body to the family,
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so they find an almond in his head,
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and they say
"Why is there an almond in his head?"
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take it out
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Clean it up!
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How should I eat it?
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Stop eating it
Oh, Maroush!
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Look here, everything will be fine.
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You don't have to worry about anything.
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How about looking me in the eyes
when I talk to you?
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It is very impolite not to look people in the eye
when they talk to you.
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It's okay. Don't worry.
You have a hard day.
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We shot the wrong man.
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I can fix it. I have a new plan.
We find a new double.
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One who is stupid enough to
be completely brainwashed.
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I think we found it
what you are looking for.
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Do you think this man looks like me?
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You have a very large barn.
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You must have a lot of happy goats, hmm?
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What the hell does that mean?
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Uncle Tamir,
that thing is idiot.
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What makes you believe
that he can handle it
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May I remind you,
that his only job is to get shot in the head.
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Okay see.
Walk him through the process, okay?
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Cut his nails,
file his teeth,
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pale his skin,
and shorten the penis.
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Megan! Megan!
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Now you have herpes
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Megan, you were each
a real value.
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You are super hot.
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Is my flight ready?
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Yes, but do you want to stay the night?
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I want to chill.
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No. You've taken your time,
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I have to be with,
the Italian Prime Minister tomorrow,
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Okay. Maroush,
Give her the bag of goodies!
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Thank you,
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I hope everything is in there
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as requested by your manager.
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Katy Perry said that she
got a diamond Rolex.
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It was because she let me
Aladeen in her face
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Okay.
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Well. Are you sure you don't want to stay and chill?
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No.
But please
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I want someone to chill with.
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Breaking news now.
a moment ago,
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Has the UN
Security council voted
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to authorize NATO
air strike against Wadiya,
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unless Admiral General Aladeen
joins in speaking to the UN.
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Now the world is waiting.
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What will Aladeen do?
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Next. No, no, no. No. boring,
boring. Come now. Come now.
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Beloved Oppressor
I have just received disturbing news,
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Welcome to the Olympic Games in Munich
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Shalom?
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0y vey!
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chief executive,
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The UN demands that
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You answer their concerns,
about our nuclear program,
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otherwise they vote for military action,
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Call my generals together.
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I'll come after
i can do this course
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Bonus round. Lots of graves.
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The gangsters in the UN
want me to talk to them.
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Fine! I will speak to them
which they have never been spoken to before
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How much time have they given me?
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7 minutes, sir.
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I speak for 14 hours
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And 3 of them become untranslatable
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Literally, baby sounds,
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Okay. Let's get on with it
Role playing, role playing.
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You, come here.
It will be fun.
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See, General Secretary
your soldiers will cry.
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I'm sorry about that!
Hey, it wasn't my fault
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I mean, somebody had
set the security lock
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on "Aladeen"
instead of "Aladeen"
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i mean
this gun.
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It will probably work.
You just have to put ice on it.
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Just put ice on it.
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Promise me that
you put ice on it?
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Okay. Tamir!
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Inflate my neck pillow
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and pack a book of medium difficulty Sudoku,
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We're going to America.
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America!
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The birthplace of AIDS
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Worst leader, I allowed myself
to hire extra security.
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This is Mr. Clayton.
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Admiral General,
i am here to protect you 24/7.
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Okay.
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But to be completely honest,
I have to say, I hate A rapists.
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it's fine
for I am not an Arab.
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You're all A-rapers to me,
the blacks, the Jews,
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the blue tree-hugging ones
basses in A vatar.
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In fact, everyone outside of America is technically Arab.
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Here, while you're here,
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I would recommend you to visit
The Empire State building.
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For you or one of yours
sand monkey father overturns it.
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And if you want to see a Broadway show,
while you are here
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and you don't mind
the gay part
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I would recommend Billy Elliot
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00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,416
You know what, I like him here,
despite his liberal views.
256
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,722
very good sir
257
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:13,601
chief executive,
the suite has been renovated according to your requirements,
258
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,272
20 dollars a day
for internet? What the hell?
259
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,312
And they accuse me
to be an international criminal?
260
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,583
Beloved Oppressor,
try to get some sleep.
261
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,331
Tomorrow is your big speech.
262
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,391
Nobody touches the minibar!
It's fucking theft!
263
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,942
Wake up.
264
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,171
Who are you?
265
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,846
We already have
met each other.
266
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,511
Good day, Aladdin.
267
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,925
Clayton? I thought we were friends.
268
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,356
Nice to see you too.
269
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,021
That's how it is.
270
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,357
I'll kill you
and burn your corpse,
271
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,589
No, no, no.
Please, let it be.
272
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,830
But before I do, I have
a very important question for you.
273
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,594
Did you get a chance to see Billy Elliot?
274
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,163
Yes.
275
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,366
And?
276
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,204
I found it heartwarming
and life-affirming.
277
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,047
Thanks.
How good is that show?
278
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,649
That's it.
It's good, yeah.
279
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,209
He's like an artist inside
280
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:40,049
but he is working class,
and no one understands him.
281
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,150
He's just...
"I want to express myself through dance"
282
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,658
and he expresses himself.
283
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,797
And he will not use violence,
but he uses violence in his dance,
284
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,159
You should try that
285
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,666
Okay. So, we'll have to get to the point,
enough gossip.
286
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,229
I get paid to kill you.
287
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,041
But I will torture you for free.
288
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,176
Are you seri�s?
289
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,575
Where did you find old cases?
290
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,242
From the Iranian Shahs
garage sale?
291
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,675
Yeah, as if
292
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,187
I mean, I don't know
is somewhat more annoying,
293
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,745
than a back seat tortures,
but, please, come now.
294
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,422
These are fine matters
295
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,926
These are not nice things.
It's 1972, hello.
296
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:23,189
You don't talk so much shit,
with this one in your ass.
297
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,862
It's the Anal Umbrella.
It's good machinery, I agree.
298
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,872
but where is the spray shield?
299
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,908
you kill me
and your white shirt.
300
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,937
It did not come with a splash shield.
301
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,034
You get chara
on your pants,
302
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,210
I see there is one
screw hole for one,
303
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,714
I obviously didn't get it.
304
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,081
Okay, Mr. Smart Guy,
305
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,378
Look at this bad boy,
306
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,922
Oh, it's not small.
The spanner from Kandahar.
307
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,388
Okay, now we're on our way.
308
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,290
It is actually banned in Saudi Arabia,
because it is too safe.
309
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,795
Do you realize where
depressing is this?
310
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,463
Here now, show me another one,
311
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,296
Honestly, I don't feel like it
to show you another one.
312
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,298
Let's stop being like this.
313
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,806
I don't think so at all
you will be tortured.
314
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,238
I will not be tortured.
315
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,570
You just take all the fun out of it.
316
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,804
You just want me to
to give you compliments all the time.
317
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,811
So either you want the truth,
or compliments, take your pick!
318
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:14,415
It would be nice to have some
positive feedback on my tool.
319
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,383
What else do you have?
I want to love the next one!
320
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,580
I'll probably be supportive.
321
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,153
Okay,
322
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,056
Just this one.
It keeps a warm fire apart from you.
323
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,227
oh,
The fire hose from Fallujah!
324
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,058
Someone here has a friend in Syria!
325
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,597
I'm quite proud of it,
326
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,750
There is actually a new model,
327
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
I have one that works with Bluetooth.
328
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,432
Fuck it, fuck it!
Fuck it!
329
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,069
I will enjoy it now.
330
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,904
No, let it be. Let it be.
Let it be. Please, Let it be!
331
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,319
No one will recognize the body without this.
332
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,817
The Worst Show!
You will be damned!
333
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,015
No, no, don't do it!
334
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,922
Come now!
Why won't it burn?
335
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,827
You stupid man!
No fire in this world can kindle...
336
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,131
The flame of the righteous attacks
the unjust!
337
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:16,878
I'll be back with help!
JK. Just kidding.
338
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,714
My speech.
339
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,551
Yo!
Average American shoppers!
340
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,718
I have no money on me,
341
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,189
but if you give me your clothes,
342
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:35,390
I will make a large donation
in your name to Al-Qaeda.
343
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,970
Hey, hey, oh, oh!
Aladeen must go!
344
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,641
Hey, hey, oh, oh!
Aladeen must go!
345
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,303
Good day. I am
Admiral General Aladeen.
346
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,577
I am here to give my speech to the United Nations.
347
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,515
Here, Admiral,
it's too hot to cut.
348
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:56,811
Where do you dare?
349
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,013
Here, Tamir
coming right now.
350
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,418
You get into a lot of trouble,
here he is.
351
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,224
Tamir! Tamir!
352
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,363
Tamir, it was you, you snake!
353
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,903
He is not
the legitimate leader!
354
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,842
He is not
the legitimate leader!
355
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,178
He is not
the legitimate leader!
356
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:29,516
Did you know that speech, I
prepared for you?
357
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,579
Yes. But when
is the general coming?
358
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,017
He is sick.
359
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,351
Does he have worms in his shiishuf?
360
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,587
Very possible.
361
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,686
Admiral General Aladeen
preparing,
362
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,858
to speak before the UN General Assembly.
363
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,923
A historic moment.
364
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,696
He approaches the podium.
365
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,266
And he has gone straight past the podium.
366
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,428
What is he doing?
367
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,864
You make me laugh!
368
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,199
Let's get Denise in,
our UN correspondent,
369
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,472
What do you think about it
370
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,214
I have to say
that he has got their attention,
371
00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,710
All eyes in the room,
resting on him now.
372
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,219
And he turns
back to the podium now.
373
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,884
And he has fallen
down from the stage.
374
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,618
What do you think about that Denise?
375
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,556
He clearly means
that the UN must fall at its feet.
376
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,455
Drinks from the jug of water
377
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,091
instead of using the glass,
which is up there.
378
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,227
What do you think it means?
379
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,328
Again, it is yet
an attempt to say,
380
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:23,634
"Here, I don't want to
play by your rules.”
381
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,402
And it seems so
he holds a jug of urine.
382
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,139
I think he just peed in the jug.
383
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,575
Now he drinks his own urine.
384
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,477
It seems to be his own urine.
385
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,280
Excuse me. Do you want to taste?
386
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,851
Trying to force it on it
Israeli delegation.
387
00:24:38,444 --> 00:24:39,855
It could be the ambassador.
388
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:43,954
He keeps the urine out
the Israeli delegation.
389
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:45,457
Oh, that was a good one.
390
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,129
Okay, he returns to the podium
391
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:54,036
Much has been made of it
the enmity between our countries,
392
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,870
but with help from FM
393
00:24:57,129 --> 00:25:00,542
Want to make a new constitution for Wadiya,
394
00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:05,872
and sign it in 5 days,
on Wadiya's Independence Day,
395
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,206
No, no, no.
396
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,214
This new constitution,
397
00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:11,113
will end the dictatorship,
398
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,177
No!
399
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:15,724
.. and turn Wadiya into a..
400
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,558
democracy,
401
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,898
No! Democracy? Never!
402
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:24,998
Never!
403
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:29,230
The Wadiyan people love
to be oppressed.
404
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:32,542
Dictatorship forever!
405
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,374
Come here! Come with me!
406
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,209
Hurry up!
407
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,891
Hello, person. person,
408
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,493
Black person.
409
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,825
The double
you found is good.
410
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,662
He is almost as stupid
as the right one.
411
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,392
S�, Wadiya will stay
a democracy,
412
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,065
China is also a democracy.
413
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,770
When that constitution is signed,
414
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:09,073
Will I be able to sell Wadiyas
oil rights. Gazprom,
415
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,711
You control the southern fields of Wadiya
416
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,579
B.P., you control the northern,
417
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,083
Exxon, you have the offshore rights
418
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,415
on the condition that
You do not use B.P.'s drilling platforms.
419
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:21,514
And, Mr. Lao from PetroChina,
For the contract on our shale oil fields,
420
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,560
Some of those fields are found in
highly populated areas.
421
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,260
So you must de-populate them.
422
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,631
after you have paid me 30%
in fine loans, of course.
423
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,432
The gentlemen
424
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,431
See, you're going to make billions,
425
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,529
What are you going to do with all that money?
426
00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:41,638
I want to buy a house by the Comos
next to George Clooney.
427
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,811
I love George Clooney!
428
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,945
He's an old-fashioned movie star.
429
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,813
Is he mad?
Can he suck my dick?
430
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,282
No, it's just rumours.
Are you gay?
431
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,115
No, no, no, it's more
a thing of power to me,
432
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,750
everyone has a price.
433
00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,921
Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it
between my fingers for 200 kilos!
434
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,797
oh my god
it was so crazy!
435
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,302
I am overwhelmed
to be allowed to help you.
436
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,566
Finally, someone who knows who I am!
437
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,074
Yeah, of course!
438
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,810
You are the Wadiyan system critic,
who went against the asshole Aladeen.
439
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,807
That was brave of you.
440
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,145
My name is Zoey.
I don't care.
441
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,344
What is your name?
442
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,318
My name is Ala...son.
443
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,657
Allison?
Correct. Allison.
444
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,826
What is your last name?
445
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,097
burgers,
446
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,933
Nice to meet you
Allison Burgers.
447
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,699
I...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
448
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:46,138
Allison, will you be
please remove your hands from my breasts?
449
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,535
Is it breasts?
I thought you were a boy
450
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,778
Where are you taking me?
To Brooklyn!
451
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,322
S�, yeah,
this is my business!
452
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:07,864
This is Frie
Earth Collective,
453
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,465
We are a vegan, feminist,
non-profit cooperative that operates within
454
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,799
anti-racism, anti-oppressive
frames,
455
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,532
for people of all genders, or no gender
456
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:18,968
We are a pure democracy,
457
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,136
as is Wadiya soon!
458
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,173
Give me some clothes, little man!
459
00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:25,209
Oh, you know what, there's something in it
the earthquake aid box,
460
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,840
in the lesbian bathroom over there.
461
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,145
Okay,
462
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,654
So, Allison,
we are the only business in New York that
463
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,917
besides the fascist one
super chain Green World,
464
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:36,014
who sells your country
national fruit mafroom,
465
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,552
which I know you eat some of.
466
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,693
Oh, I hope that doesn't sound like a cultural stereotype.
467
00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:43,232
Because, the last thing I am
is racist.
468
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:46,196
I have basically never had a white boyfriend
since High School.
469
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,234
The darker breeds are not so picky either.
470
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:51,863
Okay, that sounded a bit offensive.
471
00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:53,440
Thanks.
472
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,712
Well, let me give you a tour.
473
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:59,612
Up on the roof we have one
fantastic organic garden.
474
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,441
Boring! Do you sell assault rifles?
475
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:05,548
Oh, wait. I understand.
Humor. Not?
476
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:08,280
I took a feminist clown course once.
477
00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:10,584
Help! Help! I'm trapped
under a glass ceiling!
478
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,587
What the fuck?
479
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,864
I wasn't the best, but..
480
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,399
We have a wellness center,
down in the basement,
481
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:20,765
where we have water births.
Have you seen a water birth?
482
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:23,400
Not a water birth,
but I have seen a water death.
483
00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:25,131
Wow. was it moving?
484
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,201
There was actually not much movement,
485
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:30,303
A little splash,
see 2 bubbles, see a big bloop,
486
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:31,709
and then the wallet floats up.
487
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,580
You seem educated,
488
00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,444
Yes.
I went to Amherst,
489
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,786
I love when women go to school,
490
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,881
It's like a monkey on roller skates.
491
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:45,118
They understand nothing but
it is so adorable to us.
492
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,628
Okay. But, hey, Allison,
493
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:50,962
We want you to work here,
if you ever feel like it.
494
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:55,232
All our employees are political
refugees, just like you.
495
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:56,462
There's Hannah over there.
496
00:29:56,595 --> 00:30:00,475
She is from El Salvador.
She is truly a useful member of our team.
497
00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:05,571
Useful as what?
A brace?
498
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,648
Come now.
Allison, this is not funny.
499
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,978
Okay. Back to work Captain Hook!
500
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,484
Captain Krog, this is fun.
No, it's not funny.
501
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:15,747
Who is that?
502
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:16,982
Oh, it's Joseph.
503
00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:19,494
He is from a Sudanese tribe,
who do not know about money.
504
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,992
His entire village was ransacked
505
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,324
Hey, sub-Saharans
506
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:28,162
Do you think you can get me
100 child soldiers until 17?
507
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,295
No!
508
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,669
Okay. Time out! Time out.
509
00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:31,968
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
510
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:33,937
Shave your armpits!
511
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:37,110
I'm afraid to think of what jungle,
you have on your malawachl.
512
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:38,938
It is very inappropriate.
513
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:41,948
You don't have to tell me
what I can and can't say little boy.
514
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:44,280
You must put that finger away,
515
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,720
I don't put it away because,
516
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,313
Look, I have 2 fins now.
517
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,449
Okay.
518
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:52,120
If you don't drop the hateful language,
can you not work here
519
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,497
Okay. I promise.
520
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:55,793
Okay.
521
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,795
I tricked you
Wolverine,
522
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:03,800
Justin Bieber's
thick double layers
523
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,874
Hairy Potter!
524
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,480
Farewell, old friend.
525
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:25,994
When is it better for the worst leader?
526
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,086
With time.
527
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:31,598
He rests in his bedroom,
and must never be disturbed.
528
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,525
Bedtime.
529
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:40,870
Being Aladeen has its advantages,
doesn't have it?
530
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,706
You lost your belt.
531
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,198
what are you doing
532
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,461
She tried to milk me!
533
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:05,724
No!
534
00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:08,130
They try to please you.
535
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:11,069
Let the ladies use their many talents.
536
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:21,740
No!
537
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,310
worst leader!
The ladies!
538
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:27,317
Ladies, show him your breasts.
539
00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:56,845
Lock me in!
I have 85 rooms in this hotel!
540
00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:59,013
It's me, Admiral
General Aladeen!
541
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:00,418
I have lost my beard!
542
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,117
If you don't have a card,
you're not coming in.
543
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:05,525
But I live here! I have paid
20 dollars for the fucking internet!
544
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:09,197
How much do you charge for murder?
545
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:31,643
Why is this happening to me?
546
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:35,889
The only thing I did
was to steal my country's wealth,
547
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,386
and execute everyone there
didn't agree with me
548
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,156
and many there were,
549
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:42,890
Why me?
550
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:47,030
Why is it always the good guys?
Why?
551
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,238
Christmas?
552
00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:43,615
Welcome to the Death over Aladeen restaurant,
553
00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:47,091
Wait, you look very familiar.
554
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,760
do i know you
555
00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,231
I am very sorry about that
Worst Manager
556
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,236
Don't worry.
I'm 50% to blame,
557
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:02,105
No! No! worst leader!
558
00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,948
Definitely not.
I better get going.
559
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,140
No, no. Stay, please.
560
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,577
If you hate Aladeen
and you like good food,
561
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,644
then this is the place for you.
This way. Beware.
562
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:27,664
enjoy it,
563
00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:32,637
No! No!
564
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:49,351
To you.
565
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,825
What is your name?
566
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,456
Allison Burgers,
567
00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,994
It's a made up name.
What is your real name?
568
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:01,762
Lady.
569
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:03,097
Ladis what?
570
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,372
Ladis Washem.
571
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,613
So� your name is like
the sign. "Ladies Washroom"?
572
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,377
It's a made up name.
573
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,308
What is your real name?
574
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,511
I am interested.
We are interested.
575
00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:23,787
Emploice,
576
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,456
Emploice what?
577
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:28,197
Emploice...Muswashans.
578
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,291
It's a made up name.
579
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,697
Okay.
580
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,899
What is your real name?
581
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:39,871
Max.
582
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:41,232
Max what?
583
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:45,209
Imumooocupancy
one hundred and twenty,
584
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,515
Is there a number in the name?
585
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:53,215
Who are you?
An Aladeen sympathizer?
586
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:56,187
No, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no!
587
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:57,248
No!
588
00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,760
It's Aladeen!
It's Aladeen without the beard!
589
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,892
No! It's not Aladeen!
590
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:03,824
Hasan, open the door!
591
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,371
Wait, wait, wait, no!
There you are, cousin!
592
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:12,172
This is my cousin
I see you all have said hello
593
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:15,173
He is very simple
and backwards. I'm sorry about that.
594
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,371
Excuse me.
It's okay, sit!
595
00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:17,777
Okay.
Sit down and eat.
596
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,610
Sit down feet.
597
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,616
I'm sorry about that.
Excuse me. Enjoy it.
598
00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,913
What are you doing here?
And what happened to your beard?
599
00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:29,551
I have been replaced with one
twice there total idiot,
600
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,285
How are you alive?
601
00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:34,123
How am I... Wait.
Don't you know?
602
00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:35,357
No.
603
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,799
Every single one you had executed is still alive.
604
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:41,226
We all live here
In little Wadiya.
605
00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,772
The executioner, he is a member
of the resistance movement.
606
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:45,369
Have I never executed anyone?
607
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,465
No.
608
00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:48,566
Honestly, zero people.
609
00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:54,406
Nadal, you have to help me
to return to power.
610
00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:56,315
What? No.
Why would I do that?
611
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,785
I have a nice job here.
I'm a Mac genius!
612
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,613
what are you doing
613
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:06,959
For the most part,
I remove seeds from laptops.
614
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,221
Congratulations.
Live the American dream.
615
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,429
Okay, fine. I'll probably help.
On one condition.
616
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:14,765
Speak up.
617
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,464
That you restore me,
as head of nuclear research,
618
00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:18,830
So I can finish building my bomb.
619
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,231
Agreement.
620
00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,672
One last thing.
621
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,447
You let me build a round nuke.
622
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:28,010
Never. It must be pointed.
623
00:38:28,573 --> 00:38:30,678
Wait a little. This is it.
Whoa.
624
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,481
Okay, compromise. Conical.
625
00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:36,320
Round, round.
Nipple shaped.
626
00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:38,655
Okay.
627
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,296
Okay. Agreement.
Agreement.
628
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,464
Ladies and gentlemen
from the press,
629
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:48,766
our worst leader
cannot answer your question
630
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:52,770
as he is busy writing
Wadiya's New Constitution,
631
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,102
which is set to be signed.
632
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:58,272
in The Lancaster Penthouse
Ballroom in 3 days.
633
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,009
Thank you.
No more questions.
634
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,489
We never come close
of that hotel
635
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,966
without a security card
It's ridiculous.
636
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,364
Wait.
what are you doing
637
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:23,628
Hiding me from
the lesbian hobbit,
638
00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:25,198
The woman who
do you know her?
639
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:27,406
I can't explain at all
how big an �re it is,
640
00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,375
to be allowed to stand for all the food...
641
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:30,741
Well, of course.
642
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,143
...and the mafroom
to this signature.
643
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,876
You have just paid this month's rent.
644
00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:36,018
She offered me a job.
645
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,850
Can you imagine that?
Me? Work?
646
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:42,389
Here, hold on to that card. That's it
the only one that gets you past the guards.
647
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,424
Okay, thanks.
648
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:44,993
Wait a minute.
649
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:49,196
Wait, her company is responsible for the food
for this event, she has a security card!
650
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,560
There is the answer.
Here is the plan.
651
00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:54,159
Okay? You accept the job,
and you must work for her,
652
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:57,336
then I get a beard and a costume,
653
00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:58,836
and on the day,
654
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:02,003
you enter the hotel
as a member of staff.
655
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,068
Then you find the double,
and exchange with him,
656
00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:06,614
and tear the constitution to shreds
in front of the whole world.
657
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:10,280
Me?
Working for the busty Yeti?
658
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:28,393
Kimberly?
659
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,228
Zoey?
660
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,532
No matter!
661
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,534
I have come
to say sorry
662
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:38,210
for any of those things
I may have said about
663
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,315
Captain Hook and Blackie.
664
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,274
Cannon!
665
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,917
And I accept your job offer
as daily manager.
666
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,048
But, you can't be a leader,
because I'm a leader.
667
00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:49,483
I can if
i killed you
668
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,252
I think I'm starting to understand you.
669
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:56,458
Okay see..
I will understand you
670
00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:59,061
Good!
Let's get you to work!
671
00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:01,127
Yes?
Wait a minute,
672
00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:03,998
Hey, my friend!
Excuse me. Horned!
673
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,129
Yeah.
674
00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:08,143
I need some
the quinoa salad, please,
675
00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:11,143
and throw in a few extra
cranberries on top if you can
676
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:14,146
and you will be needed
hurry up boss. chop chop,
677
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,276
Next!
678
00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:22,155
Whoa, whoa!
Busy!
679
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:24,522
Out. I have to clean.
Come on, out with you, out with you,
680
00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:25,923
What? It hurts!
Out, come on.
681
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:29,424
Hi Allison,
Can you take out the trash? Thank you
682
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,964
Look! One of the customers left some
683
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:44,644
wax and some women gardeners.
Anyone want to use it?
684
00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:51,112
Stop it there!
685
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,384
Suck it, loser.
686
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:01,729
Cleaning in progress 4.
687
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,035
Hey mate, I see that
688
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,478
It is very disrespectful to our manager.
689
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:19,739
whatever dude
Who are you?
690
00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:22,317
Osama bin Laden's
best friend?
691
00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:25,010
No, he's not my best friend!
692
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,882
Although he has lived in my guest house
693
00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:29,049
since they shot his double
last year
694
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,989
Now he won't step.
695
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,257
I know why he is the most hated in the world,
696
00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:36,354
you just have to go to the toilet after him.
697
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:38,398
If you go to the toilet after Osama
698
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:41,231
then you will understand the real meaning of terrorism,
699
00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:01,717
Here is the plan.
700
00:43:01,779 --> 00:43:03,554
We're going on this helicopter ride,
701
00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:06,094
And flies over the hotel to find its weaknesses.
702
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:10,024
Remember, we are just
2 ordinary American tourists
703
00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:12,356
which is sightseeing.
704
00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:15,868
Don't worry, no one will suspect,
that's a good plan, pointy.
705
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,796
Don't do anything
attention-grabbing
706
00:43:17,895 --> 00:43:20,739
Don't worry.
I am the best actor in Wadiya,
707
00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:23,472
You don't win 4 Wadiyans
Golden Globes for nothing,
708
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:25,912
yes you do
because you gave them to yourself!
709
00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:29,078
My appearance in
Aladeen Jones and the Curse of the Temple,
710
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,210
was excellent.
711
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:31,651
I give it the thumbs down,
712
00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:33,449
have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb?
713
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,425
Yes, I've seen them all!
They are all terrible movies.
714
00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:37,892
Look at me, okay?
715
00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:40,058
You are a terrible actor.
716
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:44,260
I encourage you to
keep your role small and realistic.
717
00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:46,268
Okay, can you get me a cape?
718
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:47,325
Why?
719
00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:49,166
Because I think my character would wear a cape.
720
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:53,470
No, your character wears a jumpsuit
of the American flag and a sheriff's star.
721
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:54,565
I need the sheriff star.
722
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,077
Why?
723
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,442
You are the sheriff of
American Idiot City
724
00:43:58,169 --> 00:43:59,170
It is unfair.
725
00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:00,271
Here here.
726
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:04,252
We go over there,
and behave discreetly.
727
00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:05,745
Okay, no problem.
This should work.
728
00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:07,516
Don't worry.
Relax.
729
00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:11,285
are you ok
730
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:12,683
My character is lame.
731
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:16,290
I fell off my horse
at the old Bull and Bush Pub
732
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:17,526
Because I'm Cockney.
733
00:44:17,688 --> 00:44:18,860
Look out! Look out! Okay?
734
00:44:19,023 --> 00:44:21,765
You will have to focus
and be prepared
735
00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:24,133
to deliver a small and discreet performance,
736
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:25,640
Okay, good, okay.
Okay, good.
737
00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:27,266
Okay. So, when we're going to fly...
738
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,004
Let's stop doing that
with your eyes!
739
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,773
You can't be Chinese for this, okay?
740
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,143
I'm not a rice eater!
I'm Chinese-American!
741
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,307
No, because you can't just hold your eyes like that!
742
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:34,611
No one will believe you're Chinese-American,
743
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:35,650
just because you hold your eyes like that.
744
00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:37,185
It's racist
what you do.
745
00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:39,812
You know that they
can't pronounce their R?
746
00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:41,049
They pronounce them as L.
747
00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:43,022
So you know what
"rabbit" is called in Chinese?
748
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,218
I don't know how to speak Chinese!
749
00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:46,522
It's "labbit."
It's not "labbit"!
750
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,223
Yes! Who snared Loger Labbit
was a huge hit in China!
751
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,321
nobody,
it's stupid.
752
00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:51,458
Okay, I don't care.
This is stupid, okay?
753
00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:54,496
Okay, so I'm Filipino.
I like to work, I like to talk.
754
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:55,833
Let it be!
I like shit, I fuck the kids.
755
00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:56,894
Stop it!
756
00:44:57,728 --> 00:45:00,504
Your Filipino parody
is the same as your Chinese.
757
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,375
Who is racist now?
758
00:45:03,067 --> 00:45:04,910
You are a racist now!
I'm not racist!
759
00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:06,675
Right now we're going to board that helicopter,
760
00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:08,908
and we must behave like real Americans
761
00:45:09,073 --> 00:45:10,814
I assume you don't want me to play black then?
762
00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:13,255
Of course I don't want you to play black!
763
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,084
Okay. I was just asking.
764
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,749
Okay. Let it be.
765
00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:19,085
Okay, leave it at that.
766
00:45:19,127 --> 00:45:21,144
I can see what you're trying to do.
That's how they do it.
767
00:45:21,185 --> 00:45:22,163
I can see what you're doing.
It's not cool.
768
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:23,254
That's how they do it.
769
00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:39,073
I love being American.
770
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,675
America is number 1!
771
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,442
Oh, I'm from the USA!
772
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,920
My father is too�
from the U.S.
773
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:51,391
My great-great grandfather fought
in the American Citizen Jihad.
774
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,726
I am very proud
about being American,
775
00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:57,425
I am America
idiot number 2
776
00:46:00,858 --> 00:46:02,769
I have tricked them. Like that.
777
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,405
S��, how are things back at the palace?
778
00:46:06,897 --> 00:46:10,606
Fine, but guess who
who still lives in my guest house?
779
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:12,637
Ooh, Bin Laden?
780
00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:15,379
Yes, Osama.
781
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,079
Bin Laden floods the bathroom
every time he takes a bath...
782
00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:22,056
And how difficult it is to
put a bath mat out Bin Laden?
783
00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:27,052
Hey, do you remember mine?
favorite sports car?
784
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,654
Do you mean the Porsche?
785
00:46:28,753 --> 00:46:30,255
Yes... the 911,
786
00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:32,767
The 911 is the best!
787
00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:37,339
I came running in my 911
at the palace one day..
788
00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,635
and then I drove wrong
789
00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:46,009
It's okay, I ordered a new one.
790
00:46:46,103 --> 00:46:49,016
A brand new 911 from 2012,
791
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:54,354
While you are you should visit
any of the sights.
792
00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:57,585
As the Empire State Building...
793
00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,527
Yankee Stadium,
794
00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:05,192
And I would love to see the fireworks
over the Statue of Liberty.
795
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,368
Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?
796
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:16,172
Oh, it has been terrible!
It got so bad I had to walk with a back brace.
797
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:20,807
Really?
Yes, look, I still have it on,
798
00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:24,851
Hey, my English is getting better.
799
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:28,549
I bet I can
count down from 5 faster than you!
800
00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,825
Five, four, three,
two, one!
801
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,530
Allison! are you ok
802
00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:40,067
Yes,
803
00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:42,797
You know what?
Your kind makes me sick!
804
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,340
You see a man from the middle stone
on board an aircraft,
805
00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:48,468
and then you assume that he knows,
to plan a violent attack?
806
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:53,072
Allison Burgers is a stalker
system critic, not a homicidal maniac!
807
00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:56,014
He was loudly saying,
"Let's kill the guards at The Lancaster"
808
00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:58,553
Did you ever?
We deliver to The Lancaster!
809
00:47:58,642 --> 00:47:59,643
Well said!
810
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,816
Maybe he wanted to invite
the guards out on a falafel.
811
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,154
It's a bit stereotypical,
812
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:07,355
but i got the idea
Cannon id�! Yeah. You...
813
00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:10,422
You know what?
Is it a crime to quit your job?
814
00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:11,693
Yeah! Actually,
so it is in Wadiya.
815
00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:15,270
Where did you get your diversity -
and sensitivity training, what?
816
00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:16,565
Does the Stasi know?
817
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:21,145
Let's see how you feel
racial profiling when white people...
818
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,780
And I know what I'm talking about
819
00:48:34,879 --> 00:48:37,416
Because my major was feminism
820
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,455
come see
821
00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:42,794
Hey! what are you doing
Where are you going?
822
00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:43,888
Don't worry!
823
00:48:43,954 --> 00:48:46,059
Just suck on the biggest guy's fatoot,
then you should probably manage it.
824
00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:47,373
You're really fucking me here man.
825
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,467
The police are here
really some fascists!
826
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:52,700
Yeah, right,
and not in a good way.
827
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,401
It just drives me so crazy!
828
00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:57,241
Here, Zoey,
you were great in there
829
00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:58,939
Thank you. I am..
830
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:01,106
I don't know.
I'm just so sorry
831
00:49:01,205 --> 00:49:02,582
that no matter where
you travel the world
832
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,313
then you become a victim
for police violence.
833
00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:05,478
N��, not always sacrifice,
834
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:09,955
Come here.
I'm so sorry! You're okay now.
835
00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:11,284
Okay?
836
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,760
And I will not let
something bad happen to you.
837
00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:15,559
You know what?
Let's get you back to the collective, okay?
838
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,298
come see
839
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:18,389
No, a bit more.
840
00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:20,297
Okay.
841
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,960
Come on, let's go.
I'm so sorry!
842
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,732
Let's have another hug, okay?
843
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:27,503
Allison, why are you upset?
844
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,009
Because of the violence?
845
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,110
Were you a victim of sexual abuse?
846
00:49:32,169 --> 00:49:35,309
Yes, they raped me
in an extremely unprofessional way.
847
00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:38,654
Oh no, we have to have you at the rape center.
848
00:49:38,742 --> 00:49:40,585
Do you have a rape center here?
849
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,920
Cannon! I want to go there!
Maybe another time.
850
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:46,291
Hire a limo, order some cocktails,
bring my rape shoes,
851
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:56,336
Can you get me that one?
852
00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:58,529
Which?
853
00:49:58,850 --> 00:50:01,032
The one with the "fuck-me-hooves,"
854
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:03,840
You are bizarre. I'll have to change the channel now.
855
00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:07,111
the trip from hell
for a couple from Ohio earlier today then,
856
00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:08,477
...with shadows from 9/11,
857
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:11,611
their helicopter ride over the Manhattan skyline was cut short
858
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:15,817
of it as the police
calls a "terrorism misunderstanding."
859
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,726
that involved a man named
E mer Gencyexitonly.
860
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,519
Etra.
861
00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:24,392
We have a problem.
862
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,839
Hannah, that guy from The Lancaster
coming tomorrow morning
863
00:50:31,896 --> 00:50:33,705
so just take the mafroom fruits
with underneath
864
00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,799
and make some nice exhibition.
865
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:38,471
I just want
that everything is perfect.
866
00:50:39,069 --> 00:50:40,173
Zoey?
867
00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:41,409
Allison. Hello.
868
00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:44,178
To thank you for what you
did today at the police station,
869
00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:46,517
I have decided to give you a present.
870
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,221
It's sweet. What is it?
Yeah'
871
00:50:56,587 --> 00:50:59,261
I don't know
what it is.
872
00:50:59,423 --> 00:51:02,165
That's fine.
Please, swallow my little mouse.
873
00:51:02,927 --> 00:51:04,201
Candy on my little raisin.
874
00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:05,907
Give her a mouthwash,
come
875
00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:09,912
Oh! No!
876
00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:13,438
No, I don't want to,
877
00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:16,012
I hear a lot of this, and
not much of this.
878
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,851
Here here, I understand
that you have needs, okay?
879
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:22,947
Correct
880
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:25,618
But you will have to
to take care of themselves,
881
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,759
Even? What? How?
882
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,556
You will have to tinker with yourself.
883
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,394
I don't mess with myself.
Are you kidding yourself?
884
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:35,032
I think most people do
healthy people do, yes.
885
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:38,437
Yeah, you're messing with your own
malawach? Terrible! Yuck!
886
00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:39,599
Yuck!
887
00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:43,276
Stop joking, okay?
Have you ever ripped it off?
888
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,873
Okay, come with me.
889
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,939
Where are you taking me?
The rape center?
890
00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,479
This is stupid.
891
00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:56,155
Okay...
892
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,594
Take out your penis and
hold it in your hand,
893
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:00,720
It's stupid.
894
00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:06,624
So, slowly move your hand up and down.
895
00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:07,794
Okay.
896
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,799
I already said
that this is...
897
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,303
wait,
898
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,575
What witchcraft is that
899
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,673
Some people
wait a lifetime
900
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:25,481
For a moment like this
901
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:28,819
Some people
wait a lifetime
902
00:52:28,912 --> 00:52:31,825
For a moment like this
903
00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:37,263
Whoa, I can't believe
it's happening to me
904
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:40,268
Some people
wait a lifetime
905
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:45,831
For a moment like this
906
00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:54,813
I can't believe
it's happening to me
907
00:52:56,273 --> 00:52:59,049
I did it.
I completely tore it off!
908
00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:00,622
I did all by myself!
909
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:03,022
With that hand right here!
910
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:06,322
I grabbed my car bumper
As if I had to strangle a bird
911
00:53:06,383 --> 00:53:08,556
So I tore at it, and tore at it
and gave it a little flick,
912
00:53:08,652 --> 00:53:09,995
and out came my own labeneh!
913
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:11,221
Zoey?
914
00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:14,995
Zoey! You have
changed my life!
915
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:19,565
Give a man a vagina
and he will shpichs for a day.
916
00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:23,367
Teach a man to use
her hand like a vagina,
917
00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,410
and he will shpichs
whole life.
918
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,008
Oh. No, no. Thanks.
919
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,417
Allison, maybe you should calm down a little because,
920
00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:34,478
we have quite a few customers.
and you should probably also go out and wash yourself,
921
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,580
fine,
922
00:53:35,679 --> 00:53:38,353
Joteph, go wash my Crocs.
923
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:41,855
I have my Iabeneh
in addition to the entire wellness center,
924
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,531
Okay.
925
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:52,900
The guy from the Lancaster
will love this.
926
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:54,732
Okay.
927
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,271
Good night, Allison.
928
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,171
See you tomorrow morning.
929
00:53:58,368 --> 00:54:00,905
Good night! Thanks again.
930
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,620
This is nice. Or nice.
931
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:14,295
Who is it?
Nadal.
932
00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:15,419
What are you doing?
933
00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:17,123
I have discovered this one
amazing things
934
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,063
I'll have to show you
how to do.
935
00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:20,962
It's called "milking yourself"
936
00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:24,062
You grab yours
car bump and rubs it,
937
00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:26,404
and then you can have your own
labeneh to come out.
938
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:27,874
You need to use
any Rolex watch.
939
00:54:27,965 --> 00:54:29,774
You don't have to give
some dirty diamonds v�v.
940
00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:32,711
I can't believe I'm having this conversation
with a grown man.
941
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,374
What do you mean?
Do you know about this?
942
00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:35,814
Everyone knows about it.
943
00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:39,818
We all figure it out
from age 12, 13
944
00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:41,979
Why is there never anyone
Who says something to me?
945
00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:44,956
Because you get everyone who says something executed.
946
00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,661
Here, I thought of
to reveal my true identity,
947
00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:49,660
for the breasted ape woman,
948
00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:51,960
Whoa! No, what?
Why do you want to do that?
949
00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:53,591
I think she'll be fine with that.
950
00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:55,303
She won't be fine with it.
951
00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:58,463
Who is she to judge?
she shaves her armpits once a �right,
952
00:54:58,562 --> 00:55:01,168
and she has lovers outside
her ethnic group.
953
00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:03,275
Are my crimes
worse than hers?
954
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,502
Remember, you hate her.
955
00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:07,248
And everything she stands for
956
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,618
Okay.
I must escape.
957
00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:11,942
I loathe you
958
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:14,179
You know what?, sometimes you say
some very hurtful things.
959
00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:15,846
Anyway, I'm hanging up now.
960
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,858
No, come on. This here
is a great opportunity for me.
961
00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:20,019
I will hang up first.
962
00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:21,824
I have hung up.
I have already hung up,
963
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,796
It's your voice that makes that sound.
You have not hung up,
964
00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:27,529
I hang up. Click...
965
00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:29,965
Nadal, are you still there?
966
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:33,702
Nadal, are you still there?
I win.
967
00:55:34,598 --> 00:55:36,168
No wonder you are a Mac genius.
968
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:38,513
Shut up you fucking idiot.
969
00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:46,618
Zoey!
970
00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:53,325
Zoey!
971
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,892
Zoey?
972
00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:10,234
Zoey?
973
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:13,971
Etra.
974
00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:16,740
Etra,..
975
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,779
Etra, is this because
you are the only virgin guard
976
00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:47,041
that I pretended to be a virgin?
977
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:18,830
One, two...
978
00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:22,001
Bloop.
979
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,772
Exactly by the book.
980
00:58:26,470 --> 00:58:29,314
Thank you for that
to meet me early Mr. Ogden.
981
00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:31,380
I can't wait
until you taste our mafroom.
982
00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:33,350
You will think you are in Wadiya.
983
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,290
Excuse me.
What's that over there?
984
00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:38,526
It's a "C"
in your window.
985
00:58:38,715 --> 00:58:40,854
No, no, no... They are biased
towards us. They hate us.
986
00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:42,692
No. they are not.
I know what a "C" means.
987
00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:44,192
It's not a very good..
988
00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:49,564
�oh my god!
989
00:58:50,727 --> 00:58:52,206
Allison, what happened?
990
00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:56,502
I don't know, I…
991
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,246
I was downstairs milking myself.
992
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,039
All night?
993
00:59:02,339 --> 00:59:03,340
Yes
994
00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:04,815
sorry,
you what?
995
00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:06,414
Tear it off.
996
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,551
Totally rip it off.
997
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:10,181
Excuse me?
Let me show you.
998
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:11,586
No.
She taught me
999
00:59:11,748 --> 00:59:12,852
Oh, so she taught you that?
1000
00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:15,362
No...
Well, thank you very much,
1001
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:16,691
The contract has been cancelled
1002
00:59:16,753 --> 00:59:17,754
That was it.
No.
1003
00:59:17,854 --> 00:59:19,265
No, I'm going over to Green World
It's over.
1004
00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:20,868
No, Mr. Ogden.
I'm going to it..
1005
00:59:20,924 --> 00:59:23,905
Please, no, no.
Milked himself. Dirt!
1006
00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:26,032
oh god
1007
00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:27,534
Zoey?
1008
00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:29,334
We need that contract again,
1009
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:30,771
We can't do that.
1010
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,914
It is impossible.
We cannot compete with Green World,
1011
00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:36,447
We'll see.
1012
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:39,680
But from now on,
is that my way
1013
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:44,419
or the highwahahlmaa-
fferrohshelechnichway.
1014
00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:47,460
There has been a regime change!
1015
00:59:47,551 --> 00:59:49,895
Yo! You pose
goods up.
1016
00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:52,733
You, senile
Romanian accountant.
1017
00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:54,462
You stand at the checkout,
1018
00:59:54,624 --> 00:59:58,572
The chairman of Green World
does not drive hybrid!
1019
01:00:00,797 --> 01:00:02,970
The chemicals in
Green World's products
1020
01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:05,333
made this boy develop breasts.
1021
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,939
Shoplifters will be reported
1022
01:00:08,841 --> 01:00:10,441
Shoplifters will be tortured
1023
01:00:11,074 --> 01:00:13,247
You promise
that you don't steal again?
1024
01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,983
I do. I do.
1025
01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:16,952
Give him one more for fun, Viktor.
1026
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,900
Shoplifters will be kidnapped
and male members of their family raped.
1027
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,412
Good choice.
1028
01:00:53,116 --> 01:00:54,789
Hi Victor.
1029
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,370
worst merchant.
1030
01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:14,210
The radicchio
is washed and sorted,
1031
01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:16,045
and the serpent has become
rolled tight,
1032
01:01:16,139 --> 01:01:17,812
Very good. Now go upstairs,
1033
01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:20,150
and get done with that
compost wheatgrass, okay?
1034
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:21,484
Yes, worst merchant.
1035
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,823
Zoey!
1036
01:01:24,881 --> 01:01:27,157
What? See.
1037
01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:28,819
Wow!
1038
01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:30,897
It's amazing!
1039
01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:33,729
Oh, that's not great.
It's just a little less crap.
1040
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,833
Good, Thanks.
1041
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,802
Excuse me.
Of course.
1042
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:41,741
Personal.
Thanks. Thanks again.
1043
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,846
Hello?
I have good news.
1044
01:01:45,902 --> 01:01:46,972
What is it?
1045
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:50,678
I bought some shoes
the wig shop today, which fits perfectly.
1046
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,981
No, Nadal,
it must be real here.
1047
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,080
And from a great man's head!
What?
1048
01:01:55,178 --> 01:01:56,851
Someone like Castro, or Gadaffi.
1049
01:01:56,913 --> 01:01:58,187
No...
1050
01:02:01,017 --> 01:02:03,691
Well done, Nadal.
That look is perfect.
1051
01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:10,929
These are lovely flowers.
1052
01:02:11,027 --> 01:02:12,938
Zoey is actually thinking about opening
1053
01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:15,373
a cow-friendly flower section in the store.
1054
01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:18,743
It is the fifth time you have mentioned her today.
What is happening?
1055
01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:20,508
The signature
is in 2 days,
1056
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,413
Don't say you're in love
in that woman!
1057
01:02:22,872 --> 01:02:25,546
Of course I'm not.
It's stupid.
1058
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,879
Okay, well, the only thing we have to do
is to slip into the chapel..
1059
01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:30,117
And yet it is strange,
1060
01:02:30,213 --> 01:02:32,124
the other day i prayed
her, you know
1061
01:02:32,215 --> 01:02:34,889
suck on my car dent
but she said "No."
1062
01:02:34,951 --> 01:02:36,953
So of course I wanted to execute her,
1063
01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:40,296
But the thought of her decapitated head
actually made me sad
1064
01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:42,131
So I decided not to do it.
No.
1065
01:02:42,225 --> 01:02:45,570
N� the thought of someone's beheading
head makes you sad
1066
01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:47,404
that's love.
1067
01:02:47,631 --> 01:02:50,635
I swear, I don't like her at all.
You don't like her?
1068
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,576
Her body is shaped
like a 14-year-old boy's.
1069
01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:57,646
It's one of your weaknesses.
1070
01:02:57,741 --> 01:02:59,652
Need I remind you
The Menudo incident?
1071
01:02:59,876 --> 01:03:01,617
Those boys had open eyes.
1072
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:02,985
They knew exactly what they were doing,
1073
01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:04,581
You forced them to keep their eyes open.
1074
01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:06,821
You forced me
to keep one of their eyes open,
1075
01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:08,554
so they could see
what you did to them
1076
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,156
They seemed to be doing reasonably well.
1077
01:03:11,254 --> 01:03:13,734
They didn't have that.
The boys cried
1078
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:15,264
3 of them committed
suicide!
1079
01:03:16,259 --> 01:03:17,397
Had nothing to do with me!
1080
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,838
Had everything to do with you.
Many of them wrote letters,
1081
01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:22,603
in which they mentioned you by name!
1082
01:03:22,832 --> 01:03:25,142
It's all rumours.
And you are ridiculous.
1083
01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:27,078
Good day, gentlemen,
How are you?
1084
01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:28,839
Are you guys
friends for the dead?
1085
01:03:29,572 --> 01:03:30,949
How should I say it?
1086
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,676
He was my nigga
1087
01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:34,488
No, it isn't
the way you say it
1088
01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:36,249
Whoa, whoa!
No?
1089
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,787
He was my nigga.
Nigger. Nagger?
1090
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:39,187
No, no, no.
What is it?
1091
01:03:39,282 --> 01:03:40,590
Negro. Nigger? Somehow?
No, no.
1092
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:41,822
Please stop. Please.
1093
01:03:41,918 --> 01:03:42,953
I told you before we came in,
1094
01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:45,522
don't say that word
the exact word you are using now.
1095
01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:46,999
No, I said Nuga...
A dozen times,
1096
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:50,137
Please tell him
that there may be 2 funerals today.
1097
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:52,206
I... Believe me when I say that,
1098
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,640
we are only here to show
a great man respect.
1099
01:03:55,865 --> 01:03:58,038
Okay, Eldridge's chest
is in the chapel right now.
1100
01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,871
We will hold the screening in 5 minutes.
1101
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,375
Many thanks..
1102
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,383
By the way, I love your music.
1103
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,952
No, it's not..
He is not a singer.
1104
01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:09,956
I'm so sorry to
Whitney stayed as she did,
1105
01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:11,320
It's not Bobby Brown
Hi...
1106
01:04:15,985 --> 01:04:18,226
Go there.
- Okay, let's go.
1107
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:28,968
Hello?
Is there anyone in there?
1108
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:31,171
Christmas!
The sub-Saharans have discovered us!
1109
01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:32,838
What? Okay, okay, okay!
Hurry, hurry!
1110
01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:34,404
A moment!
- What are you doing in there?
1111
01:04:34,904 --> 01:04:36,542
Tear it off!
1112
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:38,141
kick the door!
1113
01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:40,521
No, no, no!
Open the door now!
1114
01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:43,088
Quickly! Plan B! Plan B!
1115
01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:53,759
Why did you chop off his head?
1116
01:04:53,857 --> 01:04:54,927
You said plan B!
1117
01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:56,833
Plan B was to have
coffee and regroup,
1118
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,237
it wasn't that
chop off his head
1119
01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:09,079
Good morning, Nadal
1120
01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:12,283
Wake up!
Good morning, Nadal!
1121
01:05:14,844 --> 01:05:16,414
No, no, no, no, no, no!
1122
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,614
Get it away from me!
1123
01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:18,954
You and I are quite a team.
1124
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:20,049
No, no.
1125
01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:21,561
You know who else is a good team.
1126
01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:24,098
Ebony and ivory
1127
01:05:24,187 --> 01:05:25,598
No, no, no!
1128
01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:27,065
Live together
in perfect harmony
1129
01:05:27,123 --> 01:05:28,124
What is wrong with you
Get it out of here!
1130
01:05:29,192 --> 01:05:30,193
Well done.
1131
01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:36,611
Splash splash
I was taking a bath!
1132
01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:39,137
No! Get it out of here!
1133
01:05:40,303 --> 01:05:41,976
Oh, that's weird.
1134
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:48,320
I threw in some carob coated goji berries
on top as a treat, enjoy them.
1135
01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:53,090
Thanks. That is very kind of you
You are a very nice young man.
1136
01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:55,652
What the hell did you call me?
1137
01:05:56,653 --> 01:05:58,496
I said you were nice!
1138
01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:07,441
Allison! They just called from The Lancaster,
we've got the contract back!
1139
01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:09,602
Cannon!
I know it!
1140
01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:12,010
Green World is closing their business
on Manhattan.
1141
01:06:12,335 --> 01:06:14,246
I wonder what happened?
1142
01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:18,277
Be careful with it
sat. Careful.
1143
01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:21,350
Oh, yes, we must have
a nice big salad.
1144
01:06:22,178 --> 01:06:23,919
Celebratory hugs?
1145
01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:26,619
Well done!
1146
01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:28,194
You smell bad.
I know that.
1147
01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:29,789
Help!
1148
01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:32,094
Can anyone help?
My wife is about to give birth!
1149
01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,026
Oh, God!
Oh. God!
1150
01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:37,000
Tax? The ambulance is not here
before in 20 minutes. Can you handle it?
1151
01:06:37,093 --> 01:06:38,766
I can't do that!
It's coming out!
1152
01:06:39,028 --> 01:06:40,166
It's coming out!
1153
01:06:40,263 --> 01:06:42,971
Is anyone there?
medical experience?
1154
01:06:43,199 --> 01:06:46,806
I have been chief surgeon in Wadiya
the last 22 years.
1155
01:06:47,103 --> 01:06:48,878
Please.
Please help us. Please.
1156
01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:51,140
Allison, they need your help. Come now.
Okay, fine.
1157
01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:52,775
come see
1158
01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:54,346
are you ok
1159
01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:57,485
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
what are you doing
1160
01:06:57,547 --> 01:06:58,958
Sorry! Old habits are hard to break.
1161
01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,055
Okay, I'm going in.
1162
01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:04,021
It's the wrong hole!
1163
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,066
What?
You just stuck your fist in the wrong hole!
1164
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:07,860
If I had a dollar
because every time i heard it,
1165
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:10,796
Get it out of there.
1166
01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,496
Enter again
Okay, good.
1167
01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:15,233
Still my asshole!
1168
01:07:15,498 --> 01:07:17,000
What's wrong with you, man?
1169
01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,545
You stuck it right in my ass again!
1170
01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:20,137
Just go up, from where you are.
1171
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:23,477
The good news is,
that your prostate is perfectly healthy.
1172
01:07:24,407 --> 01:07:26,080
That's good. That's good
1173
01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:27,719
Enter again.
Okay, good.
1174
01:07:31,414 --> 01:07:32,586
Wait a little
1175
01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:34,987
What do...
1176
01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,863
Allison, stop it!
You must use both hands!
1177
01:07:39,188 --> 01:07:40,360
But I'm just in the middle of a message
1178
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,194
It's coming out!
1179
01:07:47,430 --> 01:07:48,841
Where does it come from?
What?
1180
01:07:54,103 --> 01:07:56,105
I'm sorry about that.
I have to answer,
1181
01:07:56,339 --> 01:07:57,682
Is there a phone in my body?
1182
01:07:57,941 --> 01:07:59,284
What are you doing?
1183
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,786
I'm in
the lincoln tunnel,
1184
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:03,354
What? Okay, here.
We will have to talk together.
1185
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,626
Hello Nadal.
I can't talk right now.
1186
01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:07,217
We'll talk later,
okay? Goodbye!
1187
01:08:07,550 --> 01:08:09,461
Stop talking to my vagina!
1188
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:13,700
Zoey, the baby is stuck. You will be needed
to put your hand in and help me,
1189
01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:15,030
What? No...
Come now! Plug it in!
1190
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,798
No, you don't have to be afraid. Plug it in.
Okay. Okay.
1191
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,403
You must apologize for that
Insert it on the right side.
1192
01:08:18,461 --> 01:08:20,407
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!
Push in!
1193
01:08:21,564 --> 01:08:22,702
I think I can feel an arm.
1194
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,301
It's my finger.
1195
01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:41,252
Excuse me.
You look like a good couple,
1196
01:08:41,317 --> 01:08:42,955
but maybe you could finish that
1197
01:08:43,052 --> 01:08:44,998
when you're not up to your elbows in my pussy!
1198
01:08:45,321 --> 01:08:47,562
Okay Allison,
Do you have a head?
1199
01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:49,599
I have the head.
Okay, it's coming out.
1200
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:50,729
Come on, press!
1201
01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:56,006
Where are the rebels' bases?
Where are the rebels' bases?
1202
01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:57,902
Sorry, sorry.
1203
01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:01,148
Wait, I can see the head!
I can see the head!
1204
01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:02,341
I can't push anymore!
1205
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:09,289
You did it!
You did it!
1206
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,863
I'm thinking of you
1207
01:09:19,188 --> 01:09:20,690
life,
1208
01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:24,296
It's still stuck!
1209
01:09:24,427 --> 01:09:26,373
Excuse me. Oh, no.
1210
01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:27,872
What's wrong?
I'm sorry about that!
1211
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:29,599
It's bad news,
1212
01:09:29,932 --> 01:09:31,036
It's a girl
1213
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,204
Where is the trash can?
1214
01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:36,439
No, no, no, no!
That's what we wanted!
1215
01:09:36,706 --> 01:09:38,379
We'll take her
we'll take her.
1216
01:09:38,474 --> 01:09:39,475
Oh, baby.
1217
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:46,824
You were so amazing down there.
1218
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:49,221
You saved a little human's life,
1219
01:09:58,394 --> 01:09:59,998
It feels so nice to kiss you.
1220
01:10:00,063 --> 01:10:01,508
I know that. It is also�
nice to kiss you
1221
01:10:01,564 --> 01:10:03,066
i love to hug
1222
01:10:03,499 --> 01:10:04,910
I just came
1223
01:10:08,171 --> 01:10:09,673
I don't care.
1224
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,178
Lean back,
1225
01:10:12,241 --> 01:10:13,311
Okay.
1226
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,049
This is going to be amazing for you.
1227
01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:16,487
Okay!
1228
01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:31,071
You really have a small stomach,
1229
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,537
It's like a 10-year-old boy's.
1230
01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:38,071
Normally, I don't kiss
10-�rich boys' bellies,
1231
01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:39,507
They kiss my
1232
01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:41,871
See you in 15 minutes.
1233
01:10:45,274 --> 01:10:46,344
Okay.
1234
01:10:55,384 --> 01:10:56,727
Wait, wait.
1235
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,396
Wait
1236
01:11:00,356 --> 01:11:02,529
Allison,
before we go on,
1237
01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:05,463
is there anything i want
tell you.
1238
01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:08,299
You have a dick.
I knew it.
1239
01:11:09,065 --> 01:11:11,204
Allison,
I don't have a dick.
1240
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:12,708
Cannon!
1241
01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:15,447
And I've never been together
with a guy with a dick.
1242
01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:16,946
Or any guy
1243
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:19,643
Or boys.
1244
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:22,983
Only women,
1245
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:25,450
And children,
1246
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,792
Not the male ones.
Female.
1247
01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:34,731
What I wanted to tell you was this.
1248
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,965
I really want to
be with you, Allison Burgers,
1249
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,069
Zoey?
1250
01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:43,936
My name is not real
Allison Burgers,
1251
01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:47,675
I actually am
a little one called
1252
01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:50,673
Admiral General
1253
01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:52,647
Aladeen.
1254
01:11:57,079 --> 01:11:59,252
No, what is your real name?
1255
01:11:59,448 --> 01:12:01,189
Wait, this will convince you.
1256
01:12:03,019 --> 01:12:04,089
Look, it's me!
1257
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:08,161
The weapons inspectors must bathe in their own blood!
1258
01:12:09,592 --> 01:12:11,037
Is that your beard?
1259
01:12:11,127 --> 01:12:13,164
No, no, no!
It's not my job.
1260
01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:15,299
My friend chopped his head
by Morgan Freeman.
1261
01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:18,041
It's a funny story.
I'll tell you later, okay?
1262
01:12:18,601 --> 01:12:21,878
You are insane!
1263
01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:24,985
But you are downloading songs illegally.
1264
01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,044
So let's not throw stones.
1265
01:12:27,810 --> 01:12:29,153
You're a murderer!
1266
01:12:29,478 --> 01:12:31,515
No, no, no!
Zoey, Zoey, Zoey! No,
1267
01:12:31,614 --> 01:12:34,857
You only used me to get into the hotel!
1268
01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:36,157
No!
1269
01:12:36,219 --> 01:12:39,826
Zoey I'm attracted to you
in a really fucked-up way.
1270
01:12:40,323 --> 01:12:42,325
Oh. My god!
1271
01:12:42,658 --> 01:12:45,195
I'm canceling that contract tomorrow!
1272
01:12:45,661 --> 01:12:47,902
No, Zoey!
What have I ever done wrong?
1273
01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:50,166
You lied to me!
1274
01:12:50,233 --> 01:12:52,679
And you are wanted for
war crimes!
1275
01:12:52,735 --> 01:12:54,339
Those accusations never last.
1276
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:56,645
You will have to go.
1277
01:12:57,673 --> 01:13:01,143
You have broken my heart to pieces Aladeen.
1278
01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:26,111
With the signing of the constitution tomorrow,
1279
01:13:26,202 --> 01:13:28,705
Democracy in Wadiya is only a few hours away,
1280
01:13:28,771 --> 01:13:31,115
and people have consumed
the streets to celebrate.
1281
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,886
D�b Aladeen,
dr�b Aladeen, hey!
1282
01:13:33,609 --> 01:13:35,452
D�b Aladeen,
dr�b Aladeen, hey!
1283
01:13:39,782 --> 01:13:41,625
What do you think about
Admiral General Aladeen?
1284
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,697
We hate him. We hate him.
1285
01:13:43,786 --> 01:13:46,289
When we think of him,
1286
01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:48,966
Then we vomit and spit
and we don't want him.
1287
01:13:49,191 --> 01:13:51,296
What would you say to General Aladeen,
if he saw this?
1288
01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:53,200
I have a message for Aladeen.
1289
01:13:53,696 --> 01:13:54,902
Suevel.
1290
01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:57,634
Suevel. Suevel.
1291
01:14:16,652 --> 01:14:18,256
Goodbye!
Stop, stop, wait!
1292
01:14:18,321 --> 01:14:19,322
what are you doing
1293
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:21,657
How did you find me?
1294
01:14:22,258 --> 01:14:24,329
You wrote to me 7 times.
1295
01:14:26,262 --> 01:14:27,935
I will execute myself!
1296
01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:29,607
What? Why?
1297
01:14:29,765 --> 01:14:31,301
Because no one has ever loved me!
1298
01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,738
Your father would be ashamed of you!
1299
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,443
No, I realized
that I don't want to be like my father!
1300
01:14:36,505 --> 01:14:39,076
Actually,
I don't want to be a dictator anymore!
1301
01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:40,313
What?
1302
01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:43,319
I have been on a spiritual journey,
like Eat, Pray, Love.
1303
01:14:44,580 --> 01:14:46,253
Have you gone insane?
1304
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,519
I can see now that outside
1305
01:14:48,617 --> 01:14:49,994
I'm a bit of a dickhead.
1306
01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:53,165
Yeah.
But deep down I'm nice.
1307
01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:55,766
Not really.
Yes, I am! I'm like mafroom.
1308
01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:58,164
Hard and prickly on the outside,
1309
01:14:58,260 --> 01:15:00,331
but soft and spongy inside.
1310
01:15:00,529 --> 01:15:03,874
You are not like mafroom at all.
You're just a piece of cake,
1311
01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,146
An outer layer of cock head,
1312
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:07,647
and when you peel it off,
1313
01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:10,445
is 10 more layers of dickhead inside,
1314
01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:13,884
You are such a fool!
1315
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,713
Why do you speak Yiddish?
It's just something I picked up,
1316
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,326
what do you mean by
"I picked it up"? Who picks up Yiddish?
1317
01:15:19,382 --> 01:15:20,554
I'm in New York!
1318
01:15:20,649 --> 01:15:22,890
We are trying to erase that country from the map!
1319
01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:25,056
I don't like the people
but i like
1320
01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,828
that their words sound like,
they are meant to be.
1321
01:15:27,890 --> 01:15:30,734
Oh, you must excuse that! I didn't get one
E-invitation to your Bar Mitzvah?
1322
01:15:30,826 --> 01:15:31,998
Oh. my God!
1323
01:15:32,061 --> 01:15:34,132
You have great chutzpah,
when you say so!
1324
01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:36,403
Here's how far you've come
by being a nice guy, huh?
1325
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,906
Standing on the edge of a bridge,
ready to commit suicide?
1326
01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:40,071
In Crocs?
1327
01:15:40,736 --> 01:15:42,181
What's wrong with Crocs?
1328
01:15:42,238 --> 01:15:45,242
They are the universal symbol,
on a man who has given up!
1329
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,355
You could just as well
put on jogging pants,
1330
01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:50,357
and go to Applebee's
the rest of your life!
1331
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,360
I give you that
I look ridiculous.
1332
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:57,262
Yes! Here, if you don't want to come down
for your own sake,
1333
01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:58,593
so does it for your country,
1334
01:15:58,754 --> 01:16:00,529
If that constitution
beaver signed,
1335
01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:03,832
will there be a free press,
women drivers, civil rights!
1336
01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:05,096
What are "civil rights"?
1337
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:07,670
I'll tell you about that later.
They are funny.
1338
01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:11,611
Here, you alone can stop
these terrible things
1339
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,507
You are the last great dictator!
1340
01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:17,077
All the others are gone! Gaddafi,
1341
01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:19,776
Saddam, Kim Jong, Cheney.
1342
01:16:21,844 --> 01:16:23,289
You're right, Nadal.
1343
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:25,851
I want to be
the greatest dictator of them all,
1344
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,917
Maniacs everywhere
will be envious!
1345
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:29,721
Yes, worst leader!
1346
01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:33,198
From the mountaintops of North Korea
to the jungles of Zimbabwe,
1347
01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:37,533
let all child laborers and
sweatshop workers sing,
1348
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:40,267
“Finally suppressed!
Finally suppressed!"
1349
01:16:40,629 --> 01:16:43,439
"Thank you Aladeen,
I am finally oppressed!”
1350
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:44,704
Yes! Whoa!
1351
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,075
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
what are you doing
1352
01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:47,546
No, no, no, no, don't fall down!
I'm not doing anything!
1353
01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,277
Just do like a pull-up.
Do you know how to do pull-ups?
1354
01:16:50,372 --> 01:16:51,578
I invented the pull-up.
1355
01:16:55,878 --> 01:16:58,950
If you have just turned on,
so here we are at The Lancaster Hotel,
1356
01:16:59,048 --> 01:17:00,755
where, in about 20 minutes,
1357
01:17:02,818 --> 01:17:04,661
General Aladeen signs Wadiya's new constitution.
1358
01:17:04,753 --> 01:17:06,596
Representatives from all over the world,
1359
01:17:06,655 --> 01:17:09,602
has come to be a witness
to the creation of a democracy
1360
01:17:09,658 --> 01:17:12,468
that will undoubtedly change
the political landscape
1361
01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,268
for the entire region.
1362
01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:17,501
What Wadiya does,
does North Africa too.
1363
01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:26,816
Eddie Norton,
next time you pee on me.
1364
01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:28,179
whatever,
1365
01:17:28,511 --> 01:17:30,513
And tell Viggo Monensen
that I have eyes for him.
1366
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:35,360
How do you say
"There's a fly in the soup"?
1367
01:17:35,451 --> 01:17:37,294
The gentlemen, Tamir.
1368
01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,792
Let me introduce you to
my beautiful wife.
1369
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,768
Mrs. Lao,
it is a great pleasure for me,
1370
01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:44,998
No, no, no, no.
She can't speak English,
1371
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:46,300
See here.
1372
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,634
You ugly horse!
1373
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:50,333
She doesn't understand,
1374
01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:55,142
"Ohhh." Can you see?
She says "Ohhh" all the time. Look,
1375
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,344
Shaved monkey.
1376
01:17:57,940 --> 01:17:58,975
"Ohhh."
1377
01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:15,492
Wait. Is that how you want to get me in?
at the hotel?
1378
01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:16,828
for sure,
1379
01:18:16,892 --> 01:18:18,235
Where did you get it from?
I built it.
1380
01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:20,902
When I wanted to murder you.
1381
01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:22,400
You mean my double.
1382
01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:26,478
Of course, Yeah,
1383
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:36,156
Bingo;
1384
01:18:39,181 --> 01:18:40,182
Love it!
1385
01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:41,319
Here's how you do it.
Okay.
1386
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:44,387
crawl over,
kill the doppelganger,
1387
01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:47,057
and then tear the constitution to pieces
in front of the entire world press.
1388
01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:48,157
Baby food.
1389
01:19:02,538 --> 01:19:04,779
Good day, Lancaster!
1390
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:15,057
I don't understand it.
1391
01:19:15,117 --> 01:19:17,222
My calculations were
very precise.
1392
01:19:17,886 --> 01:19:19,866
If you lose weight,
the line should work.
1393
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:21,629
Do you have anything in
your pockets?
1394
01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:23,397
let me see
1395
01:19:26,362 --> 01:19:27,568
What is it?
1396
01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:28,938
it's a Vita Coco water,
1397
01:19:29,565 --> 01:19:31,067
Why do you have one
Vita Coco water?
1398
01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:33,807
because it contains equal�
as much potassium as 3 bananas,
1399
01:19:33,902 --> 01:19:35,472
The linen is still too heavy,
1400
01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:37,983
Is there anything else in your pockets
that could pull you down?
1401
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:42,819
You're kidding. Why did you take
s� 3 bananas with?
1402
01:19:42,911 --> 01:19:46,552
Because I don't trust the commercials,
I am naturally suspicious,
1403
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:49,652
Do you have anything else to bring?
you are still too heavy.
1404
01:19:49,752 --> 01:19:50,890
Only this one.
1405
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:53,825
What is that, a brick?
1406
01:19:53,922 --> 01:19:56,334
Have you had a brick all that time?
Why do you have it?
1407
01:19:56,425 --> 01:19:58,336
Enough to balance the weight
of the second brick
1408
01:19:58,427 --> 01:19:59,667
Do you have 2 bricks?
1409
01:19:59,762 --> 01:20:00,797
Yes!
1410
01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:02,398
Throw them away immediately!
1411
01:20:06,935 --> 01:20:09,415
Oh, my God!
A little goat is about to eat the line!
1412
01:20:12,441 --> 01:20:14,284
you will have to lose weight
immediately!
1413
01:20:14,610 --> 01:20:17,250
My pockets are empty.
I could shit.
1414
01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:19,183
It wouldn't be enough,
to make a difference.
1415
01:20:19,281 --> 01:20:21,818
Yes, it will.
I haven't had a bad time since Wadiya.
1416
01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,523
To lose power
has stopped it like a cork,
1417
01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:25,928
Hurry up!
1418
01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:28,594
Come on, worst leader!
Let it rain! Let it rain!
1419
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,435
It's out!
And it's sharp!
1420
01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:34,770
Stop that man somebody!
1421
01:20:36,598 --> 01:20:37,633
Yes!
1422
01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:40,173
What? No, no, no, no!
1423
01:20:40,969 --> 01:20:41,970
No, no, no!
1424
01:21:06,228 --> 01:21:07,798
worst leader!
1425
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:13,339
hurry away
before Tamir kills you.
1426
01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:15,173
Who is Tamir?
1427
01:21:15,571 --> 01:21:16,982
Tamir.
1428
01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:19,747
The bald pig,
who did all those terrible things to us!
1429
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:22,249
I thought his name was Dennis,
1430
01:21:23,812 --> 01:21:28,488
How can you jump so much?
from Tamir to Dennis?
1431
01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:31,687
Come on, go! Hurry up!
Come see, Monlzi!
1432
01:21:31,754 --> 01:21:32,755
Quickly!
1433
01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:37,527
Just jump.
It's not that far.
1434
01:21:38,694 --> 01:21:39,934
Efawad
1435
01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:41,701
It's almost time.
1436
01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:46,877
i like goats
1437
01:21:48,036 --> 01:21:50,516
I'm very stupid
1438
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,547
This is a historic moment.
1439
01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:57,454
Admiral General
The Aladeen of Wadiya
1440
01:21:57,546 --> 01:21:59,048
will sign
1441
01:21:59,114 --> 01:22:02,789
the first democratic constitution
in the history of his country,
1442
01:22:02,885 --> 01:22:06,856
All over the world people are sitting
glued to their television.
1443
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,528
The people of Wadiya celebrate
1444
01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:12,435
what will be a new chapter for their country.
1445
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:16,209
Just a moment from putting his signature
1446
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,643
on the first democratic constitution.
1447
01:22:19,401 --> 01:22:22,245
This is Tamir Mafraad,
Aladeen's trusted advisor,
1448
01:22:22,304 --> 01:22:25,308
that share an emotional charge
currently with the Chinese businessman Xiang Lao.
1449
01:22:25,407 --> 01:22:27,284
Any thoughts on what they say, Mike?
1450
01:22:27,376 --> 01:22:30,255
I think I got it for "Harvey Keitel,"
1451
01:22:32,815 --> 01:22:34,453
I don't know what that means.
1452
01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:37,292
Maybe they shared a hot dog
i think
1453
01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:41,766
It makes sense. He wipes off the mustard
his face and chest.
1454
01:22:41,824 --> 01:22:43,132
Excuse me!
1455
01:22:43,225 --> 01:22:44,670
You must let me in.
You don't understand.
1456
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,433
He is trying to stop the signing!
1457
01:22:46,495 --> 01:22:48,065
Tamir now speaks,
1458
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,131
Today,
1459
01:22:49,832 --> 01:22:51,607
We begin a new era,
1460
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:55,172
Wadiya becomes �leg to the world.
1461
01:22:55,270 --> 01:22:56,840
legs for the future.
1462
01:22:56,939 --> 01:22:58,441
And legs for trade.
1463
01:22:59,942 --> 01:23:03,355
The document is ready
to be signed, �verste Leader,
1464
01:23:11,954 --> 01:23:14,696
what are you doing
This man is a fraud!
1465
01:23:14,790 --> 01:23:19,261
No! This traitor tried to kill me
and removed my beard!
1466
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,535
See!
1467
01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:24,042
Arrest the snake Tamir!
1468
01:23:24,132 --> 01:23:25,839
And now with a new one
1469
01:23:25,934 --> 01:23:29,541
Turn of events,
Tamir Mafraad will be taken away.
1470
01:23:29,638 --> 01:23:32,175
This constitution
1471
01:23:32,274 --> 01:23:34,948
is nothing more than a license for the oil companies
1472
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:38,514
and foreign interests
to destroy my beloved Wadiya!
1473
01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:42,289
Wadiya remains a dictatorship!
1474
01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,404
Oh, be quiet.
1475
01:23:53,795 --> 01:23:56,799
Why are you here?
anti-dictators?
1476
01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,876
Imagine if America
be a dictatorship.
1477
01:24:00,235 --> 01:24:04,479
You could leave 1%
all the wealth of the land.
1478
01:24:04,806 --> 01:24:06,251
You could help your rich friends
1479
01:24:06,341 --> 01:24:08,878
with becoming richer
by lowering their taxes
1480
01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:12,220
And help them out when
they play high stakes and lose.
1481
01:24:12,681 --> 01:24:16,993
You could ignore the needs of the poor
for meicinal treatment and education.
1482
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,725
Your media would appear to be free,
1483
01:24:18,820 --> 01:24:22,927
But would be controlled secretly
of a person and his family.
1484
01:24:23,025 --> 01:24:27,269
You could tap phones
You could torture foreign prisoners,
1485
01:24:27,362 --> 01:24:29,535
You could cheat the elections.
1486
01:24:29,598 --> 01:24:31,703
You could lie about
why you go to war.
1487
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:34,043
You could fill the prisons
1488
01:24:34,102 --> 01:24:37,743
with a particular racial group
and no one would complain!
1489
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:41,452
You could use the media for
to frighten the people
1490
01:24:41,543 --> 01:24:45,457
to support policies such as
is against their interests.
1491
01:24:45,547 --> 01:24:48,926
I know it's hard for you Americans
to imagine
1492
01:24:49,017 --> 01:24:50,963
but pr�v.
1493
01:24:51,053 --> 01:24:53,294
I will tell you what democracy is!
1494
01:24:53,722 --> 01:24:55,861
Democracy is the worst!
1495
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,871
Endless talk and the army
on all weak opinions!
1496
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:01,032
And everyone's vote counts,
1497
01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:04,771
no matter how lame or black
or female they are,
1498
01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:07,078
Democracy
1499
01:25:13,809 --> 01:25:15,117
Democracy
1500
01:25:16,478 --> 01:25:20,620
have well-groomed armpits,
and could lose 3 kilos,
1501
01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:25,128
Democracy looks like a dwarf with a chemo wig,
1502
01:25:26,488 --> 01:25:29,935
Democracy, your mother called the other day
1503
01:25:30,058 --> 01:25:31,162
and I forgot to give you the message,
1504
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:35,400
It was something very important
about your grandmother.
1505
01:25:37,099 --> 01:25:39,739
Democracy kisses you
because she wants to
1506
01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:43,681
not because her father is sitting in the room
next to the link to a radiator
1507
01:25:43,772 --> 01:25:45,911
with electrodes on the nipples.
1508
01:25:46,742 --> 01:25:51,088
Demorati is not flawless!
She's not perfect!
1509
01:25:51,747 --> 01:25:53,249
But democracy
1510
01:25:56,785 --> 01:25:57,786
i love you
1511
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,992
And that is why
I want real democracy!
1512
01:26:02,090 --> 01:26:03,865
A real constitution!
1513
01:26:03,959 --> 01:26:05,939
And good choice in Wadiya!
1514
01:26:12,534 --> 01:26:14,536
Oh, no!
1515
01:26:15,437 --> 01:26:16,609
Come now!
1516
01:26:23,478 --> 01:26:26,652
democracy,
I will make you one of my wives.
1517
01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:30,162
Okay, only wife.
We vote on it.
1518
01:26:30,786 --> 01:26:32,697
I will shave my armpits for you.
1519
01:26:32,788 --> 01:26:34,859
The creator be promised!
1520
01:26:34,956 --> 01:26:37,368
And please stop
by using organic deodorant,
1521
01:26:37,459 --> 01:26:39,666
You could gas the Kurds with that stench.
1522
01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:08,733
You died to protect me Efawadh,
1523
01:27:09,491 --> 01:27:10,492
Hello!
1524
01:27:10,759 --> 01:27:11,760
You are alive?
1525
01:27:11,993 --> 01:27:14,940
Of course!
it's my job to get shot in the head.
1526
01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:20,511
Is he okay?
He's fine.
1527
01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:23,175
Fortunately, the bullet hit
him in the brain.
1528
01:27:24,272 --> 01:27:26,115
S�,
1529
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:28,611
what now?
1530
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:32,255
I travel back to Wadiya
to participate in a fair election.
1531
01:27:44,226 --> 01:27:47,764
Now let's look back at them
wonderful events in the last year.
1532
01:27:47,863 --> 01:27:50,639
After Wadiya's
first free election,
1533
01:27:50,732 --> 01:27:53,713
Won President Prime Minister
Admiral General Aladeen
1534
01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:56,375
with 98.8% of the votes.
1535
01:27:58,907 --> 01:28:02,480
But the top story today is the wedding
between President Prime Minister
1536
01:28:02,577 --> 01:28:06,320
Admiral General Aladeen
and his new bride, Zoey.
1537
01:28:10,585 --> 01:28:13,225
I now declare you husband and wife.
1538
01:28:23,064 --> 01:28:25,271
are you ok love
What did you step on?
1539
01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:26,641
Oh, yes! No, no.
1540
01:28:26,735 --> 01:28:30,410
It is the tradition of my people.
We always smash a glass for wedding parties,
1541
01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:32,315
I'm Jewish!
What?
1542
01:28:32,407 --> 01:28:33,681
Mazel rope!
1543
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:39,750
are you ok
1544
01:28:40,749 --> 01:28:43,423
That's fine.
I have nothing against that. That's cool!
1545
01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:45,593
Come here, my love.
1546
01:29:05,307 --> 01:29:07,184
Jachnoon, President
Prime Minister Aladeen.
1547
01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:10,552
Jachnoon. Nadal. You have to be back
at the palace in an hour.
1548
01:29:10,645 --> 01:29:12,955
Zoey I think is into yoga.
1549
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,349
I have good news,
1550
01:29:14,449 --> 01:29:17,225
We are few days
from testing the new missiles.
1551
01:29:17,319 --> 01:29:19,299
I have rearranged the oxidizing channels
1552
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:20,833
and payload delivery
the system.
1553
01:29:20,889 --> 01:29:25,634
And you will be glad to hear,
that the missile is now pointed!
1554
01:29:26,862 --> 01:29:28,842
Who cares if it's pointed?
1555
01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:30,069
What?
1556
01:29:30,565 --> 01:29:32,875
You do. You worry if it's pointed.
1557
01:29:32,968 --> 01:29:34,641
Why should I care?
about such an insignificant detail?
1558
01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:36,979
Is it seri�s?
Are you serious?
1559
01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:38,039
Of course I'm serious,
1560
01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:39,584
That's why you had me executed!
1561
01:29:39,674 --> 01:29:42,985
The shape of the missile has nothing to do with it
with the delivery of the payload.
1562
01:29:43,044 --> 01:29:45,490
That's what I said!
That's what I said the first time!
1563
01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:46,992
No, that's what I said
and you went crazy.
1564
01:29:47,048 --> 01:29:49,255
No! You said
Professor Scared it.
1565
01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:51,192
Professor Skr�k
is a cartoon.
1566
01:29:51,319 --> 01:29:52,559
No, I know!
1567
01:29:57,225 --> 01:30:00,399
So, we're opening 300 women's centers,
1568
01:30:00,662 --> 01:30:04,576
but I have to take a break
for a time because
1569
01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:06,610
I am pregnant.
1570
01:30:06,701 --> 01:30:07,873
What?
1571
01:30:11,573 --> 01:30:14,323
Are you going to have a boy or an abortion?
1572
01:30:37,632 --> 01:30:38,702
Good morning gentlemen,
how is it?
1573
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,303
Are you friends of the deceased?
1574
01:30:40,402 --> 01:30:43,212
Do you want me to say it in front of the widow?
1575
01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:44,306
I was his lover.
1576
01:30:44,406 --> 01:30:45,908
No. it is not true.
1577
01:30:46,308 --> 01:30:48,310
I saw him play with the Globetrotters.
1578
01:30:48,410 --> 01:30:50,913
I thought he was fantastic.
I became friends with him.
1579
01:30:50,979 --> 01:30:53,118
No, it's someone else.
1580
01:30:53,214 --> 01:30:56,559
His message not to worry
and be happy
1581
01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:57,790
was so strong.
1582
01:30:57,886 --> 01:31:00,127
No, it is
Bobby McFerrin. I told that outside,
1583
01:31:00,221 --> 01:31:02,462
No matter what scandal
you were through
1584
01:31:02,557 --> 01:31:04,400
are you still the best golfer
in the world.
1585
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:05,631
Let's go.
1586
01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:08,573
O-M-G.
1587
01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:11,008
Oh, my God.
1588
01:31:13,935 --> 01:31:15,175
Oh
1589
01:31:18,573 --> 01:31:19,643
Oh
1590
01:31:25,981 --> 01:31:27,119
Zoey?
1591
01:31:28,616 --> 01:31:30,823
That's good head!
1592
01:31:33,088 --> 01:31:35,193
It's called revenge
and it feels so good!
1593
01:31:35,290 --> 01:31:37,600
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
1594
01:31:37,659 --> 01:31:39,468
I prefer it with goats.
1595
01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:41,697
Where is the worst leader?
1596
01:31:41,796 --> 01:31:42,797
No, no.
1597
01:31:42,864 --> 01:31:45,310
Look, it's called revenge!
1598
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,843
Oh, cool!
1599
01:31:52,273 --> 01:31:55,311
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
1600
01:31:55,777 --> 01:31:57,120
You don't need to touch it.
1601
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,213
Excuse me. I would...
1602
01:31:58,313 --> 01:32:00,156
Just give it to me
We don't need...
1603
01:32:00,215 --> 01:32:03,162
Just give me a few millimeters
for myself.