1 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,315 THIS FILM IS NOT SUITABLE TO CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS 2 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:30,322 THE MINISTRY OF INFORMATION OF KAZAKHSTAN PRESENTS 3 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,078 A MINISTRY PRODUCTION OF AGRICULTURE AND FAUNA 4 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,459 IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE CENTER ALMATY DISEASE CONTROL 5 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:56,974 Jagshemash. My name is Borat. 6 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,934 My beautiful life... 7 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,352 No! 8 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:02,980 But how did I end up with what? 9 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:04,857 Fourteen years ago, 10 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:09,487 I made cinema films that were great success in the US with A. 11 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,741 But Kazakhstan has become a laughing stock around the world. 12 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,536 Our exports of potassium and pubis, collapsed. 13 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:22,625 Many stockbrokers he jumps from our tallest skyscrapers. 14 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,338 Poicha Bullfight of Jews had been cancelled, 15 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:31,926 left alone in Kazakhstan our Holocaust Remembrance Day, 16 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:36,889 where we remember valiant soldiers who guards the fields. 17 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,726 I was accused of failure of Kazakhstan 18 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:44,271 and forbidden to continue being a journalist. 19 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,857 I was publicly humiliated. 20 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:53,405 I was convicted to forced labor for life in gulags. 21 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:59,328 But, after 14 years, men in government take me to the presidential palace. 22 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,878 President Nazarbayev! 23 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,172 Listen carefully, asshole. 24 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:12,925 I have a mission for you. 25 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,553 He explained that while I was in the gulag, 26 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:21,517 US and A ruined by evil man, against all American values. 27 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,894 His name, Barack Obama. 28 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:29,233 This allowed other Africans to become political leaders. 29 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,318 CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER 30 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,112 Then a miracle happens. 31 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:37,992 A great new president called McDonald Trump took power 32 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,327 and made America great again. 33 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:44,206 He also becomes intimate of other tough world leaders: 34 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:49,837 Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro and Kenneth West. 35 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,339 Everyone except me. 36 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,966 You, Sagdiyev, 37 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:57,094 you will return to US and A and you will deliver a gift, 38 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,514 what is Kazakhstan will get Trump's respect. 39 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:03,726 I was instructed not to give gifts to Trump 40 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:08,105 because, on another mission, I accidentally shit in front of his house. 41 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,817 He must receive it someone from his inner circle. 42 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,695 The most famous American womanizer, 43 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,447 Michael Pence. 44 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,617 Famous Vice President as a pussy hunter 45 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,203 so much so that he can't stay in the room only with female. 46 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:26,040 What is the gift? 47 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:27,917 Johnny the Monkey. 48 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,964 Johnny the Monkey, Minister of Culture from Kazakhstan and number one porn star. 49 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,302 A cameraman will follow you to document the mission. 50 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,722 I'll need my producer, Azamat Bagatov. 51 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,265 Impossible. 52 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:44,350 Why? 53 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,643 You're sitting on it. 54 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,690 And bring me a chocolate cake. 55 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:54,193 Now, prepare it! 56 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,576 These gypsy tears they will protect you. 57 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:18,509 Before my mission begins, 58 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:22,846 I go back to my village to kiss my children 59 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,307 and go zin zin with my wife. 60 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,851 I'm back, folks. I'm back! 61 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,728 But I find out that my neighbor, 62 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:34,024 Nursultan Tulyakbay, he took everything from me. 63 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:37,778 My Micky Mouse pajamas and my children: 64 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,489 Bilak, Bilum and Hueylewis. 65 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,991 My name isn't anything anymore. 66 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,325 I'm too ashamed of you 67 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:44,368 and I changed it 68 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,495 in Jeffrey Epstein. 69 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,962 Only my livestock remained: 70 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:58,424 two pigs, a cow and a daughter. 71 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,931 Once upon a time there was a humble peasant girl named Melania, 72 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:11,186 in shitty Slovenia, who dreamed of marrying a rich old man. 73 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,982 I have a non-male child? 74 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:17,443 Papa�? 75 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:20,029 Why do you live what? 76 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:24,158 Because I don't have a husband who closes me in a beautiful wife's cage. 77 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,368 Not like that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov! 78 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,788 How old are you? 79 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:30,914 Fifteen. 80 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:31,915 Fifteen? 81 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:35,878 You are the pious old maid of all Kazakhstan! 82 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:39,465 I'm happy you're back. 83 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,384 I didn't come back. I'm going to US and A. 84 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:43,844 Please take me with you! 85 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,596 It's not possible. 86 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,727 Please, dad. 87 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,230 Here, 88 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:59,068 take a piece of onion instead. 89 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,861 Johnny is in the cash register. 90 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,112 You have to leave now. 91 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:05,449 Pleased to meet you. 92 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,871 I'm going to America! 93 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:15,417 Go to hell, Sagdiyev! Don't bother coming back this time! 94 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,175 May you shit horned assholes! 95 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:28,305 It was time for me to return to Yankee land to save my people. 96 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:31,517 KAZAKHSTAN 97 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,269 Sexy monkey gift to Vice President Mikhael Pence 98 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,687 for benefit, lately reduced, of nation of Kazakhstan. 99 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:39,108 While Johnny travels on a luxury cruise ship, 100 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:44,113 I was put on cargo and arrived after 22 days. 101 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,747 GALVESTON PORT TEXAS 102 00:06:56,792 --> 00:07:00,546 That afternoon I find sleeping arrangements for Johnny, 103 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:05,217 and I transform it into accommodation worthy of a primate of his level. 104 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,468 WELCOME TO US AND A! 105 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:18,063 While he waits for Johnny, I decide to check a nearby village. 106 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,274 -My name is Borat. -What? 107 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,608 -Borat. -It's not me. 108 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,443 -High five! -No. 109 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,029 No, I have to go. 110 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,992 There was problem. People recognize my face. 111 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,203 Friend. 112 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,206 -I'll give you a dollar for an autograph. -You're wrong. 113 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,292 It's not me. I other person. 114 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,005 Or maybe it was my gray suit. 115 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:43,922 Borat! 116 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,175 -I'm not Borat. No Borat. -Borat! 117 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:52,431 How do I do my secret mission what if I was famous? 118 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,809 I need disguise. 119 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,561 What is this? 120 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,396 -It almost sounds like you. -What is it? 121 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,608 -"Stupid foreign journalist"? -You know. 122 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,569 It looks like you. You have dark hair and a mustache. 123 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,321 No, not at all. 124 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,824 Dude, you sound like you, though. No? 125 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,869 VARIOUS WIGS 126 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,288 ASSORTED NOSES 127 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,332 -Thank you. -Please. 128 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,541 Good day. 129 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:23,045 Much had changed since my last time in US and A. 130 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:26,548 America gone calculator crazy. 131 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:27,466 PHONES - GAMES REPAIRS - SALE 132 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:31,428 I need to make a purchase of an electric abacus. 133 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,890 Maybe I could give it to you for $30. 134 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,518 -What is this? -FaceTime. 135 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:39,978 You know? 136 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,189 -And now... -Hello. 137 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,857 -HI. -Who is he? 138 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,359 to� Brian. 139 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,653 Ready. I talk to him. Silence, please. 140 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:52,783 Ready? Ghost with light blue shirt, he answers me. Are you a demon? 141 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,202 The guy you see on the phone... 142 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,912 -Silence, please. -...It's me. 143 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:57,913 What? 144 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,082 If I say something he does it too. 145 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,710 Brian's brother. Please, be quiet. 146 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,004 Talking is not polite. 147 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:11,176 I show you how to ask Google questions and he answers you. 148 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,512 -Can I do typing? -You know. 149 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,057 "Restaurants near me." 150 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:23,563 Maybe I'm looking for food which I like. And for dessert... 151 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,899 CREAM CAKE ON THE SPIT 152 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:29,861 What is this? 153 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,781 Not what you mean, I think. 154 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:34,908 Is this for dessert? 155 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,577 No. Maybe this is what you were looking for. 156 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:40,706 Do they have photos of women without clothes? 157 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:42,833 Likely. 158 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:44,835 Wo-wo-wi-wuo-wa! 159 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,212 Can you lend me a moment? 160 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,089 -Certain. -I have to go to the bathroom. 161 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:51,717 You stay here. 162 00:09:56,471 --> 00:10:00,851 GREAT AFRICAN WOMAN TALL WHITE MAN SEX 163 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,065 He's understanding how it works. 164 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:13,322 Brian uses calculator to find out 165 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:17,326 that Johnny is coming in three hours. 166 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,244 I was excited. 167 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,255 -How are you doing, friend? I'm Victor. -You know. 168 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,215 -Pleasure. -My pleasure. 169 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,218 -Can I help you open it? -You know, thanks. 170 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,476 Johnny? His Excellency? 171 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,815 What are you doing here? 172 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,944 I fell into it by accident. 173 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:55,697 Johnny. 174 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:58,825 Johnny? 175 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,868 Johnny? 176 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,333 Did you eat it? 177 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,794 No. 178 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,128 He ate himself. 179 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,049 You go home. 180 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,052 Can you help me pack her, please? 181 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,397 Hammer, now. Hammer. 182 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,857 Dad! 183 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,824 -Thank you, my friend. -Thank you. 184 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,160 Thank you. 185 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:48,083 I had to break the unfortunate news to my President. 186 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:53,004 So I used my phones to find American fax. 187 00:11:56,174 --> 00:12:00,053 I need to make contact with my President, Nazarbayev. 188 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,889 I have to inform him of any news. 189 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,766 Okay. What do you want to tell him? 190 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,395 How's it going? BU-TT-A. 191 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:12,983 to everything? 192 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,609 Okay. 193 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:26,079 He replied: "Throw it?", with a question mark at the end. 194 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,667 You can reply: "Shawl." 195 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,588 S-C-I-A-L... 196 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,011 He sent a photo this time. 197 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,557 This is up to him. Strange. 198 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:47,893 Okay. 199 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:54,608 “Sorry, not for you. Sex chat with my sister." 200 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,535 I apologize. 201 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,416 "How's Johnny?" 202 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:21,968 Pua� writes: "He doesn't live like I used to." 203 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,678 to everything? 204 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,521 What did he write? 205 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,440 He sent so many angry faces. 206 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:42,447 “If you don't deliver bribe to let me enter the Circle of the Powerful, 207 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,617 "You will be executed. 208 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:52,749 "Find another gift for him, or you will die." 209 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,378 What else does a man of power like here? 210 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,633 ...NBC talk show. 211 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,760 It will get great ratings on your show. 212 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,678 PARTY WITH TRUMP AND EPSTEIN 213 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,889 Trump is surrounded by women with loud music in the background. 214 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:11,601 Now Trump points to one and appears to say to Epstein: 215 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,062 "Look at that beautiful behind. It's sexy." 216 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,486 Pua� writes: 217 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:27,450 "My daughter is here. Should I give her as a gift?" 218 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,665 What does he say? 219 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:38,378 "Perfect. She will be the sexy gift for Michael Pence." 220 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,880 Wo-wo-wi-wuo-wa! High five. 221 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,092 Come inside! Enter! 222 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,556 -Dad, why is the sky low? -This is a room. 223 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,684 -Sorry if I ran away... -It doesn't matter, I forgive you. 224 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,102 I have decided 225 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,605 that you will stay here with me. 226 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,064 You were chosen 227 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,526 to be given as a gift to the Vice President. 228 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,947 Will she be the next Queen Melania? 229 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,868 She is the happiest wife in the world! 230 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,794 Daughter's gift to Mikhael Pence 231 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:23,548 for reduced benefit of nation of Kazakhstan 232 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,303 Where do the young ladies sleep? 233 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,307 All the answers are in here... 234 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,730 “Daughter Owner's Manual.” 235 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:42,525 Official publication of the Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife. 236 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:44,944 Wait... 237 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,946 Do you have a name? 238 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,698 Tutar. 239 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,285 I want one of these... 240 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:57,040 I know the right place. 241 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,918 FARM ITEMS 242 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,467 I won! 243 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,764 -How can I help you? -I prepare my daughter for the market. 244 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:18,311 You need a good cage for her. 245 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,314 Okay. A cage? 246 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,483 This is really beautiful. 247 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,276 -Nine hundred dollars. -Twentieth century? 248 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,653 -Lots of grain. -Yeah. 249 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,571 It's too expensive for you. 250 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,115 Come on, dad. I beg you. 251 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,908 Please, please. I want it. 252 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,951 He wants this. 253 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,038 -Daughters. Teenager... -You have to make them happy. 254 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,332 You have to make them happy. 255 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,210 How many more girls can live in here with me? 256 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:46,131 How many girls do you usually get what's big in a cage? 257 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:47,966 A. 258 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:53,388 But I heard, McDonald Trump put Mexican children inside cages, you know? 259 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,056 -High five. -You know, it's true. 260 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,852 What is this? 261 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,562 There's gas. Are you familiar with propane? 262 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,898 If I have a gypsy in a caravan and I open the gas, 263 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,817 -is he finished? -You know, probably. 264 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:06,901 -You know? -You know. 265 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:10,029 How many gypsies could I finish with a tank? 266 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,615 Everyone in the trailer. 267 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:17,454 Let's say I want to end my life of twenty gypsies. 268 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,913 Is this enough? 269 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:19,914 The bigger one. 270 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,249 -The largest. -You know. 271 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:27,922 Here you go. In total they are 1,491 dollars and 82. 272 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,176 too much. Maybe I remove something. 273 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,357 We take everything. 274 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,446 One day, Melania was invited to the Grand Ball, 275 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,199 and when King Fat Donald saw her 276 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:59,537 it became more turgid than ever. 277 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,125 What grabs her vagina. 278 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,883 Your palace awaits you. 279 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,805 Not allowed. 280 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,015 Do you like it? 281 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,267 This is the best gift of my life! 282 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,728 Is she more beautiful than Melania's cage? 283 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,396 Not really, 284 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,650 but similar to the cage of his previous wife, 285 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,360 Stormy Daniels. 286 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,195 Get some sleep. 287 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:36,658 We'll get you ready for Pence tomorrow. 288 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,535 Well, goodnight. 289 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,289 Dad, I love you. 290 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,459 Thank you. 291 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,923 There's very little wind here! 292 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,928 Look at me! I'm flying! 293 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,013 Go back inside. 294 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,683 Where are we going? 295 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:07,814 I'll take you to meet one of the most important American feminists. 296 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,821 -Hi, I'm Macey. What a pleasure. -Pleased to meet you. 297 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,738 INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER 298 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,865 Sit here with me. 299 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,617 -Are you a kept woman? -You know. 300 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,994 Who supported? 301 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:26,165 A kept woman to a young girl, like you and me, 302 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,918 -who is dating someone older. -Okay. 303 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,255 How old do they have to be? This is the dilemma. 304 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,423 Almost dead. 305 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,843 You need someone who just had a heart attack. 306 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,595 -You know. -Okay, high five. 307 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,597 I like. Here's what you want. 308 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,184 As a woman, you never have to make yourself look aggressive. 309 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,979 Better to be more submissive. 310 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:53,276 You have to be a little fragile. 311 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,988 But I'm strong. I open beers with my little hole. 312 00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,574 I don't... 313 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,452 Look, we have to be feminine and refined. 314 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,913 Okay. 315 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,206 This should not be done. 316 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,794 Ok, you did it. 317 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,840 But never do this on a date. 318 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,344 If you do, they won't like you. You want men to like you. 319 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,096 To be able to have their money. 320 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,974 What can I do to make a man like me? 321 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,560 You have to transform completely, okay? 322 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,648 From face to hair, to the clothes, the attitude, 323 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,317 -movements and everything you do. -You know. 324 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,235 -Ready for transformation? -You know. 325 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,153 Okay. 326 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,408 Can you come with me to the hairdresser? 327 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:46,704 No, what if they recognize me? 328 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,706 Disguised as an American. 329 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,249 CUT AND COLOR 330 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,836 -I'm Melinda. -My name is John Chevrolet. 331 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,546 Pleased to meet you. 332 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,800 I want you to come up with something cool from this idiot. 333 00:20:58,883 --> 00:20:59,801 It can be done. 334 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,469 Do you want to see his fur? 335 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,347 -Sure, let's see the hair. You know. -Okay. 336 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,182 No, dear. I said hair. 337 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,687 -I have an idea for your hair. -Okay. 338 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,313 This. Bela. 339 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,190 Actually, that's a man. 340 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,900 -This a� man? -You know, sir. 341 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,156 PERFECT TAN 342 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,451 We will use a spray tan. What shade of dark? 343 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,829 Which is better for a racist family? 344 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,746 CHOOSE YOUR TAN 345 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,708 I would say this. Not darker than a six or seven. 346 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,167 MAKEUP BAR 347 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,586 Monkey pea. 348 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,383 -No, we don't eat. -Delightful. 349 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,845 -How does this taste? Can I try? -It doesn't have a taste. 350 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,183 -It's not good. -He doesn't have food. I said it. 351 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,271 Wo-wo-wi-wuo-wa! 352 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,360 -I need a "see-through" dress. -Okay. 353 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,780 Where is the "no means know" department? 354 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:07,702 You know. 355 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,873 Let's try this. 356 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,714 This is not a dress. 357 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:20,757 What is this? 358 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,093 This is a case which serves to cover the dress. 359 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,595 Very nice. 360 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,264 -Tutar, do you like the dress? -You know, I love it. 361 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,185 -The owner's name is Michelle? -No. 362 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:36,606 No, this is my boutique. My name is Michelle and I am the owner. 363 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,524 -What? -You know. 364 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:43,446 Dad, can a woman have a business? 365 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,576 No, when a woman has a business, his brain breaks 366 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,244 and the head falls. 367 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,246 Like the old owners, look... 368 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,957 Young thing... A tragedy. 369 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,879 Can a woman be a journalist? 370 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,131 No, it's dangerous. 371 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,591 Look at the manual. 372 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,304 Here's what happened when a woman tried. 373 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,226 And can he drive a car? 374 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,019 Driving a car? 375 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,688 Here's what happened when a woman did it. 376 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,443 Can a woman ask questions? 377 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:23,986 Requests? 378 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,281 I think it's dangerous. 379 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,328 it's time to sleep. 380 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:36,290 Tomorrow you will see how American girls they behave in public. 381 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,376 TEXAS STATE FAIR LONELY STAR AVENUE 382 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,092 Look, dad! 383 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,636 Here the fathers hold their daughters by the hand! 384 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,930 He must have forgotten his leash. 385 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:54,892 Dad, take my hand or they will understand that you are fake. 386 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,674 A dad can never love a daughter as much as his children? 387 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:32,263 No, if they do they are executed. 388 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,640 Health. 389 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:35,933 Hi, how's it going? 390 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:38,853 I would like to buy a dessert... 391 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:44,150 Wonderful, made of chocolate, by my glorious leader, I pray. 392 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,067 Okay. 393 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:48,946 -Write message above, please? -You know, sir. 394 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,615 What do you want to write? 395 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,451 "The Jews... 396 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,413 "They won't replace us." 397 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,372 Okay. 398 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,214 -With a smiley face underneath. -Okay. 399 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,299 To put him in a good mood. 400 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,635 THE JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US! 401 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,470 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 402 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,305 Can you wrap, please? 403 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,223 -You know. -Thank you. 404 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,141 Do you want something else? 405 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:18,643 This is enough. Thank you very much. 406 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:19,852 -Safe? -You know. 407 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:20,770 Okay. 408 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,813 I want dessert too. 409 00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:25,066 No. The daughters are not allowed. 410 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,943 I beg you! I beg you! I beg you! 411 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,819 It is illegal to give you a candy. 412 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,571 Teenager. 413 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:34,867 I beg you. Give me one, dad. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. 414 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:37,370 -Ok, choose dessert. -Another? Okay. 415 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:44,252 -Which one do you prefer? -I will regret it. 416 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,171 -I want this, with baby on top. -Okay. 417 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,506 Very full of cream. 418 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,469 It's our little secret. 419 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,513 No, no, no. 420 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,557 I don't want the authorities to see. 421 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:01,060 I can't wait to eat it! 422 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,311 Hide back here. 423 00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:05,022 Ready? 424 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:06,482 Okay, take it easy! 425 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,858 But for what good! 426 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:10,278 I know, but go slower, slower! 427 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,783 Are you OK? 428 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,369 I swallowed the baby. 429 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,288 Really? 430 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:21,998 I swallowed the baby. 431 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,916 You shouldn't have eaten the baby! 432 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,879 Quick, come with me! 433 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,673 We need to get you to a doctor! 434 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,843 CENTER FOR WOMEN'S HEALTH 435 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,678 I have a child inside me. 436 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,806 And I want to get it out of me. 437 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,058 SHEPHERD PREGNANCY EMERGENCY CENTER 438 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,184 I understand. 439 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,353 -He wants out right away, please. -Yeah. 440 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:47,231 -Can you remove it? -No, you can't. 441 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,317 -We don't do it here. -Why not? 442 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,569 -When he says "remove"... -You know. 443 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:54,405 She ends a life. That life will end. 444 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,574 But he is already dead. It's not alive. 445 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:59,327 -No, I'm alive now. -No, just a small thing. 446 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:02,038 -His heart is beating now. -I do not believe. 447 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:06,042 to a living being that breathes, created by God. 448 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,585 I don't think he's breathing. 449 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,504 I can show her that she's breathing. 450 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,173 It hurts my stomach. 451 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,134 And it will hurt my asshole. 452 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:19,096 If he comes out, you know, because... 453 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,807 he has what arms. 454 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,769 -Can tear. -Yeah. 455 00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:29,523 I'm sorry because I put it child inside her. 456 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:31,901 You shouldn't feel guilty. 457 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,653 I was just trying to please my daughter, 458 00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:37,865 and the next moment there is a baby inside her. 459 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:41,327 -She keeps saying that she has her daughter. -You know. 460 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:45,498 -Okay. Is he your father? -You know. 461 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,583 -Do you have your daughter? Okay. -You know. 462 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,755 I wanted to give my daughter a prize. 463 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,591 -I understand. I don't have to hear... -She was... 464 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,927 I don't have to hear more. 465 00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:58,928 He just wanted... 466 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,555 -She... -Look at his face. 467 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:04,058 -I understand. -How could I not give it to her? 468 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,935 Wouldn't you have given it to her? 469 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,353 Look, really... 470 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:10,481 This is not important now. 471 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:15,111 We have reached this point. It doesn't matter how. 472 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,739 When he rewards me, he says: "It's our little secret." 473 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:24,537 You know. That's why I do it behind bins, what no one sees. 474 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:29,375 Now that you know that I am his father, Can we remove it please? 475 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:33,838 God is the one who creates life. And God doesn't make mistakes. 476 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,634 Push! 477 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,555 Push the baby out. 478 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,269 -Push him out. -He's coming. 479 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:49,728 Push it out. 480 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:51,814 -The baby came out. -Pull the exhaust. 481 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,483 But Gesa's man says we must hold on. 482 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,320 it's disgusting. It smells like sewer. Send child away with discharge. 483 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,321 I keep it. 484 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,906 Okay, okay. 485 00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:04,869 She wants to keep the baby. 486 00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:07,121 You know how it is. 487 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,168 Tutar... 488 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,296 Your transformation is complete. You're ready for Pence. 489 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,298 Really? 490 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,718 But, to be safe, let's give it a try tonight. 491 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,094 Cinderella, 492 00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:24,138 in time 493 00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:26,474 to go to the dance. 494 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:39,528 Before the dance, I would have met an elegant lady 495 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:43,782 that would help me to introduce my daughter to high society. 496 00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:45,534 Hello, how are you? 497 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,661 Well. Cliff. Cliff Safari. 498 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:50,998 My name is Dr. Jeanie. Pleased to meet you. 499 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,124 COACH FOR BEGINNERS 500 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:57,671 My daughter, Miss Ellie, I need to have it ready for Dance. 501 00:29:57,755 --> 00:29:59,882 So, the question is what 502 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:03,010 we want to make sure that your daughter is ready 503 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,722 showing her what is appropriate to do. 504 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:07,932 Hell, you know. 505 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,645 MACON DEBUTANTE BALL 506 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:26,116 Now let's introduce the debutantes. 507 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,077 Miss Mamie Henderson, 508 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,163 daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Bill Henderson and Laura Schofield. 509 00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,207 Presented by the father. 510 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,834 Dad, you have to hold my arm, 511 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,795 what will Americans believe? 512 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:40,297 Ok, just this once. 513 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,510 Sandra Jessica Parker Drummond. 514 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:49,640 And his father, the prof. Phillip Drummond III. 515 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:53,018 Miss Drummond studies at Grand Canyon University 516 00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:56,438 maintenance of cages and electronics, 517 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,732 address "video recorder repair". 518 00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,611 When I'm at the ball, 519 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:07,449 I can do a little missy's sponsor? 520 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,909 Maybe you know. 521 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,578 And you know what? 522 00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:16,584 You will have to do it in such a way... let's say, polite. 523 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,168 -That to your daughter? -You know. 524 00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:22,214 -this is what we like in the South. -You know. 525 00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,216 -The beautiful girls. -You know. 526 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:27,428 Okay. a�... They're fun. 527 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,348 How much do you think my daughter is worth? 528 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,728 -Five hundred dollars. -Oh, thanks. 529 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,647 My great friend. Friend. 530 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:43,819 You're fucking disgusting. 531 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:47,656 My daughter is having a baby soon the moon cycle. 532 00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,242 Can you always go to the dance? 533 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:51,994 Well. 534 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,038 We can do many things 535 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:58,167 even if we have those female things that happen 536 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:01,211 every moon cycle, as you say. 537 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:15,893 Now we are happy to invite Sandra Jessica Parker Drummond 538 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:19,855 and his father, Prof. Phillip Drummond III 539 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,441 for the traditional dance between father and daughter. 540 00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:25,361 I have my moon cycle. 541 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,862 has it arrived? 542 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,073 You know. 543 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,199 Fantastic! 544 00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:33,327 Now we can amaze them 545 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:36,121 with our traditional dance of fertility. 546 00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:42,211 You can play... 547 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:07,337 He will never be able to live in a gilded cage like Melania. 548 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:13,218 Why do American men hate me? 549 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,038 Enter. 550 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:43,999 Really? 551 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,834 Are you serious, dad? 552 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,174 Thank you so much, dad. 553 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,091 Okay. 554 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:31,797 Tutar! 555 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,008 Great news! 556 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:39,888 Pence will be speaking at a conference near here! We will bring you a gift today. 557 00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:42,975 -But I'm not ready yet. -Of course you are! 558 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:45,018 Are you ready for the golden cage! 559 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,187 Ok, dad! 560 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:59,324 Finally, it was time to give my daughter to the Deputy Mouse-Raider. 561 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,076 POLITICAL ACTION CONFERENCE CPAC CONSERVATIVE 562 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,580 But how to get inside Republican rally, unnoticed? 563 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,416 Suddenly, I had an idea. 564 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,589 I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry for the delay. 565 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:31,565 I had to deliver Tutar to Pence, the only man Trump trusts. 566 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,736 But who does Pence trust? 567 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,405 I knew what disguise to use. 568 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:47,956 Tutar, it's me. 569 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,667 Jump in! We're late. 570 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:55,464 I know you are ready to demonstrate 571 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:59,426 how much you appreciate it all what it does for our country. 572 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,720 And I'm honored to introduce you 573 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:04,848 the Vice President of the USA, Michael R. Pence. 574 00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:27,788 To date, we have 15 cases of coronavirus 575 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,707 that have been identified in the United States, 576 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:34,753 with only one new case detected in the last two weeks. 577 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,092 And while the risk for Americans it remains minimal, 578 00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:44,429 as the President said yesterday, we are ready. 579 00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:46,723 We are ready for anything. 580 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,980 We are on the verge of... 581 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:56,566 Michael Penes, I brought a girl for you. 582 00:37:57,359 --> 00:38:00,821 Don't worry, I'm not jealous. She no to Ivanka. 583 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,197 Out! 584 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,409 Pussy or penis! 585 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:07,452 You just hit me, lady! 586 00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:08,912 No punches. 587 00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:10,330 Mike, help me! 588 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,959 Mike, you're fired. 589 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:18,171 Four more years! 590 00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:19,589 Four more years! 591 00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:22,634 Another 100 years! 592 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,637 If you leave me, I'll give you KKK clothes. 593 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:29,307 Don't stop, walk. Don't stop, walk. 594 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,862 Please send faxy-mail what: 595 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:46,199 "President Nazarbayev, I bring sad news. 596 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:50,370 "Michael Pence didn't accept her like a gift. 597 00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:52,748 "Yours, Borat." 598 00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:55,250 And put on a sad face. 599 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,168 Sad face. 600 00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:58,712 Okay. 601 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:05,761 "Come back right away to die in terrible pain. 602 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,306 “You will be tied to two cows confronted by Uzbeks 603 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,767 "with turnips in my asshole. 604 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:15,479 "The Uzbeks will be lured away with some money 605 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:19,941 "and the cows will follow them to eat turnips, tearing you to pieces." 606 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,120 What's happening, dad? 607 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:33,955 Nothing. 608 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,667 Will they hurt you? 609 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,796 Of course not. 610 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,801 You could give me a gift to this other friend of Trump's? 611 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,720 No, he's in jail. 612 00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:50,013 And this? 613 00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:51,765 He's in jail too. 614 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:52,808 Him? 615 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:54,434 Arrested. 616 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:55,435 And him? 617 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:56,978 House arrest. 618 00:39:57,312 --> 00:40:00,816 How about Rudolph Giuliani? 619 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,331 What did he say? 620 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,627 "If you can deliver her to Rudy, you will live." 621 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:26,258 -High five. I love you! -You will not be killed. 622 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:30,929 Sexy gift delivery to Rudy Giuliani 623 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,390 as a last desperate attempt to save Borat from execution 624 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:35,851 and for the reduced benefit of the nation of Kazakhstan 625 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:39,855 Donald Trump has a big heart and loves the people. 626 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:45,193 All the people. From top to bottom, from center to side. 627 00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:46,111 TRUMP SUPPORTS GIULIANI AMONG THE CONTROVERSY 628 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:49,698 Rudolph was best friend in the world by McDonald 629 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:53,743 and also an illustrious statesman of great importance. 630 00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:57,205 You don't know what you're talking about, idiot. Shut up, you idiot. 631 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,373 -Shut up. -Okay. 632 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,958 This won't be easy. 633 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:00,876 GIULIANI BOASTS RELATIONSHIP WITH "BUSTY" MARRIED 634 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,587 Luckily, I discover that he likes women 635 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:06,882 with great capacity to produce cheese. 636 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,093 And I carry my daughter like a man which can help. 637 00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:11,720 COSMETIC SURGERY CENTER 638 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,472 After me. 639 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:21,855 I want her to be able to attract men top level. 640 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:25,859 Well, I would suggest some simple things, 641 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,403 like a slight improvement in the nose. 642 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,654 DOCTOR. CHARLES WALLACE PLASTIC SURGEON 643 00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:32,032 -And then... -What's wrong with my nose? 644 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:33,950 Do I look like a Jew? 645 00:41:34,034 --> 00:41:35,827 No, ma'am, not at all. 646 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,958 -Why is a Jewess... -You know, it was very sad. 647 00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,668 A Jewess would have what. 648 00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:47,589 Jewish nose slightly out, still out a little, 649 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:51,509 yeah, then already a little bit here. 650 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:53,553 Hump, hump, end. 651 00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:56,306 It could be a bad thing, you know. 652 00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:59,184 And if you like, I would suggest maybe 653 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,436 to implant breast implants. 654 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,063 What does "breast" mean? 655 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,064 The breast. 656 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,523 -Tits. -Tits? 657 00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:06,942 -Tits. -Tits? 658 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,568 -Tits. -Tits? 659 00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:09,736 -Tits. -Tits? 660 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:10,654 The breast. 661 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:14,991 I want a man who wants to do sex ambush with me. 662 00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,496 I think almost everyone would. 663 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,831 Would you have sex with me? 664 00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:27,045 If your father wasn't here. 665 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,551 -Greetings. -Greetings. 666 00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:38,348 The total is $21,751. 667 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:40,934 How much? 668 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:44,229 There are 21,751. 669 00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:46,481 Tenge or dollars? 670 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:47,399 Dollars. 671 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:49,734 Okay. 672 00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:53,405 -With saline implants... -You know? 673 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:59,286 You can get a little discount what if you use potatoes instead? 674 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:02,372 -We can't use potatoes. -Why not? 675 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,374 Because they are not sterile. 676 00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:05,917 But it's an excellent potato. 677 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:08,962 It cannot be implanted a potato in the body. 678 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,130 Lots of grain. 679 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:14,050 And if we do witness perverts to the surgery? 680 00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:15,510 Can we have discount? 681 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,804 You can keep money that they pay. 682 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,097 Absolutely not. 683 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,434 The more people there are, the more germs enter. 684 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:23,476 It can't be done. 685 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:26,688 Perverts must be medical personnel. 686 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,065 That is, doctors or nurses. 687 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:32,610 I want to be certain that man that I give her 688 00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:35,405 He is very happy and does not return her. 689 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,573 Okay. 690 00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:39,784 The quality must be top-top. Will it be what? 691 00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:42,245 It will be top-top and even more. 692 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,206 -Can you pay this amount? -You know, I have it here. 693 00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:47,876 Okay. Thank you. 694 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,756 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 695 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,384 It's a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. 696 00:43:57,594 --> 00:44:01,848 So, after you bring me as a gift, will you leave me? 697 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:03,767 Certain. 698 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:07,645 I will return home and you will have a new master. 699 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:11,316 What will never see you again? 700 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:16,363 Did you think I was coming to live with you two? 701 00:44:18,198 --> 00:44:19,824 No, of course not. 702 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,246 The manual prohibits it. 703 00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:41,262 Are they enough? 704 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,432 No, $72 missing. 705 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:48,561 And, if it doesn't bring us, can't you do surgery anyway? 706 00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:49,479 Exact. 707 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:52,065 And the surgery will begin at 6:00 pm. 708 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:55,860 I only have 24 hours to bring in $72? 709 00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:57,195 Well, you know. 710 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,198 Better go to work. 711 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:04,411 To pay for new chest, I need employment. 712 00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:08,123 What, next day, I leave my daughter with babysitter. 713 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:09,874 HI. 714 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,293 What is your name? 715 00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:13,336 Jeanise. 716 00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:15,755 -Pleased to meet you. -My pleasure. 717 00:45:24,681 --> 00:45:26,266 like a prize? 718 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:32,188 Prize, you know. When he carries out the right command. 719 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,024 Click, you give her a prize. 720 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,653 Okay. 721 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,572 This is your ball. 722 00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:43,158 It makes her feel safe. 723 00:45:45,702 --> 00:45:48,246 For water, please use this. 724 00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:50,790 Here you drink in glasses. 725 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:55,211 The wires in his brain could break if you try to teach her, 726 00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:56,421 be careful. 727 00:45:57,005 --> 00:45:59,507 The "wires in his brain" could they break? 728 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:01,968 If they stretch, they sometimes tear. 729 00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:03,887 One already gone... 730 00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:07,390 She saw something too complicated for her, 731 00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:08,683 and I heard noise. 732 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,936 Hate. Seriously? 733 00:46:12,479 --> 00:46:14,522 -Later. -Don't leave me here. 734 00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:17,692 See you later at the doctor's. Tits. 735 00:46:19,903 --> 00:46:20,904 All right. 736 00:46:21,321 --> 00:46:24,157 Five hours until mutilation. 737 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,242 Luckily, I hired for work. 738 00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:27,535 BARBER 739 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:30,663 What do you want? I can take it all off. 740 00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:34,125 Leave them what. Over the ears they are fine. 741 00:46:38,505 --> 00:46:40,256 -Do you want your arms shaved? -No. 742 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:41,299 No? 743 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:44,052 -Aren't you going to shave my whole head? -No. 744 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:44,969 Okay. 745 00:46:45,887 --> 00:46:47,639 I have good... I did... 746 00:46:51,226 --> 00:46:53,394 But you only work with animals, right? 747 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:54,479 No. 748 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:55,897 He's Billy Sexcrime. 749 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:59,484 Before they cut off his chram, I shaved his pubis. 750 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:00,735 I had honor. 751 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:01,945 Great. 752 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,033 Satisfied? 753 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:11,829 All right. 754 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:15,792 All right. 755 00:47:23,091 --> 00:47:23,925 All right. 756 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,511 What book are you looking for? 757 00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:29,138 See our manual. 758 00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:30,682 Shall I read you a story? 759 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,267 You can't read. 760 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:33,518 I know how to read. 761 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:34,894 Are you a man? 762 00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,145 I'm not a man. 763 00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:37,355 Show me your putka. 764 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:39,190 I won't show you anything. 765 00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:40,984 But I'm a woman. 766 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:44,320 This... 767 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,990 It's my favourite. 768 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,243 "The true story of Nadia..." 769 00:47:50,326 --> 00:47:52,203 -Nadia Akatov. -Okay. 770 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:57,208 "Which once taken a terrible disease called curiosity. 771 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:03,339 "And what, one night 772 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:06,718 "is she touching her vagina"? 773 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:12,849 "Her vagina gets very angry 774 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:16,686 "and bit her hand." 775 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,022 -Are you OK? -You know. 776 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:20,940 -is it just a story? -You know. 777 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,942 -Do you want me to... -it's a true story. 778 00:48:23,026 --> 00:48:24,360 -A true story? -You know. 779 00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:28,781 "Then he sucks her in completely inside it. 780 00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,869 "Where it still remains." 781 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:34,579 Yes. 782 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:36,164 It's not a true story. 783 00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:38,666 Okay? 784 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,918 -it's a true story. -I don't. 785 00:48:41,002 --> 00:48:43,171 Your vagina can't bite. 786 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,381 It can't suck you in 787 00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:47,300 into a ball. 788 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,343 He can't do it. 789 00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:50,386 But my father told me. 790 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:52,180 -Okay. -He tells me the truth. 791 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:56,351 I understand it was your father to tell you this. 792 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,268 You know. 793 00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:58,853 But not what actually. 794 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,230 Do you touch your vagina? 795 00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:02,732 -Who, me? -You know. 796 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,817 -Have I ever touched her? -Yeah. 797 00:49:04,901 --> 00:49:05,735 You know. 798 00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:07,278 -No. -You know. 799 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,739 -You can't touch her... -You know, and I'm here. 800 00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:11,824 Nothing ate me. 801 00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:13,743 You see? I am here. 802 00:49:14,494 --> 00:49:15,328 Are you ready? 803 00:49:17,497 --> 00:49:21,292 -What are you doing? -Guido. Women can drive. 804 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:24,921 Don't cry. 805 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,131 -everything is ok. -You can't drive. 806 00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:29,217 -I can drive. -You can't drive. 807 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,969 -it's impossible for a woman. -No. 808 00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:34,555 -You are a man dressed as a woman. -Ninth. 809 00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:38,518 Help! A woman is driving a car! 810 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:42,313 I can? 811 00:49:46,693 --> 00:49:47,568 Thank you. 812 00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:52,657 Great success. I got the money. 813 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:57,954 It was time for the surgeon stick potatoes inside Tutar. 814 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,708 PLASTIC SURGERY SECRETARIAT 5.59pm 815 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,626 Did you have fun? 816 00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:04,669 You know. 817 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:05,712 I am happy. 818 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:07,672 What will you do now? 819 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,341 They'll have surgery on me, what's up, dad 820 00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:14,387 can give me as a gift to this American man. 821 00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:16,597 What type of intervention? 822 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:20,977 She will have bigger boobs from all over the world. 823 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,562 Okay. 824 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,689 So you will have a plastic surgery at 15 years old. 825 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,274 You know. 826 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,651 -When will they do it to you? -Now. 827 00:50:28,735 --> 00:50:30,069 -Now? -You know. 828 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:33,531 Do you really want it? 829 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:36,117 Seriously? 830 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,997 You don't want it, because you would have said "you know". 831 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,791 -I get emotional. -Yeah, but it's not what you want. 832 00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:47,378 Ok, I don't think you need it. 833 00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:50,089 Because you are beautiful and young. 834 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:53,885 Any man he should appreciate you as you are. 835 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:56,679 You shouldn't want to be anything else 836 00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:58,556 than yourself. 837 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:04,312 But if I have huge boobs I don't have to learn to swim. 838 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,523 You'd drown even with boobs. 839 00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:09,776 You should learn to swim anyway. 840 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,486 They will protect me. 841 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,738 How will they protect you? 842 00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:14,655 They're boobs. 843 00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:17,950 They won't keep you afloat. 844 00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:20,870 You are pretty. Really. 845 00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:24,207 Baby, look at you. Look. 846 00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:25,625 Look. 847 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,084 Do you see yourself? 848 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,300 You know. You are very beautiful. 849 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:39,013 I don't see anything in your body or in your face that needs to change. 850 00:51:39,514 --> 00:51:40,973 I want you to be happy. 851 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:44,852 I would like you to think about it about what I told you. 852 00:51:44,936 --> 00:51:46,521 Think about going to school. 853 00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:50,358 Use your brain, because your dad is a liar, okay? 854 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:54,070 My dad is the smartest person of the entire flat Earth. 855 00:51:57,573 --> 00:51:59,450 I can't say anything about that. 856 00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:00,368 But... 857 00:52:00,827 --> 00:52:03,454 You have a nice brain, so use it. 858 00:52:03,996 --> 00:52:04,914 Thinks. 859 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,791 I don't think you need to change. 860 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:08,918 He'll think about it. 861 00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:12,505 I just want this, that you think about it. 862 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:15,675 everything I want from you. Just think about it. 863 00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:40,700 Another woman. 864 00:52:58,551 --> 00:53:00,469 -Hate. -What a failure. 865 00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:01,929 he's so good that... 866 00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:05,766 REPUBLICAN WOMEN'S MEETING 867 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:06,934 What's your name? 868 00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:08,019 Tutar. 869 00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,395 Nice to meet you, Tutar. 870 00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:10,479 My pleasure. 871 00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:12,148 Do you drive a car? 872 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,274 -You know. -Certainly. 873 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,109 -Certain. -Place of one. 874 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,903 -Well, not together. -What? 875 00:53:16,986 --> 00:53:18,821 We drive cars. We have cars. 876 00:53:20,031 --> 00:53:22,366 So do men sometimes tell lies? 877 00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:25,077 You know. A lot. 878 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:15,461 We have seen a dramatic decline 879 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:19,131 of births within marriage. 880 00:54:19,215 --> 00:54:21,550 It's a big problem in our society. 881 00:54:21,634 --> 00:54:25,888 I think it's partly due to the decline of Christianity in the USA. 882 00:54:25,972 --> 00:54:27,431 Can I say something? 883 00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:28,933 -You know. -I want... You know. 884 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:32,478 I want you to talk right away. I would be happy about it. 885 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:34,480 This is important. 886 00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:35,439 -You know. -You know. 887 00:54:35,523 --> 00:54:36,732 -Optimal. -You know. 888 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:41,737 This just happened to me something very strange and wonderful. 889 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:50,121 I went to the bathroom and stuck my index finger in 890 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,789 VOICE FOR CONSERVATIVE WOMEN 891 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:55,501 and also the middle finger in my pussy 892 00:54:55,918 --> 00:55:00,297 and I found out that I didn't get stuck. 893 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:02,883 And I didn't get eaten. 894 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:07,555 Ladies, that's a crazy place. And he has no teeth. 895 00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:09,473 -He doesn't have what? -The teeth. 896 00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:10,725 No teeth. 897 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:14,020 a pleasant thing, a warm thing. Now I show you. 898 00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:17,481 You move this way, in a circle, four times. 899 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:21,360 Then go up and down, and if it doesn't work 900 00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:23,654 you can use this part of the hand. 901 00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:28,200 And then you listen something like an explosion 902 00:55:28,284 --> 00:55:29,618 and then it's finished. 903 00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:33,706 Come on, take off all your underwear. Please. 904 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:35,624 Do you touch your vagina? 905 00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:40,463 to a topic that we don't talk about in public. 906 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,256 For the story of Nadia Akatov. 907 00:55:43,174 --> 00:55:45,009 No, no, no, no. 908 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:48,554 If it's a lie, How many other lies has my dad told me? 909 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:54,185 So, come with me. Come with me, we flee from our dads. 910 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:58,439 Come on, let's join our hands and let's touch our vaginas. 911 00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:02,610 We are very happy to have you here. Thank you. 912 00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:08,074 Someone call her an Uber. 913 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,263 Tutar! 914 00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:34,642 Tutar. 915 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:36,227 Tutar. 916 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,980 You went to the wrong address! 917 00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:41,398 over there. 918 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:42,858 I wasn't wrong. 919 00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,610 Let's go. time for boobs. 920 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:45,903 No, he won't. 921 00:56:46,362 --> 00:56:47,321 Why not? 922 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,281 Because I am beautiful as I am. 923 00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:52,952 I don't have to become a gift for a man to be worth something. 924 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:55,162 You know, instead. it is written in the manual. 925 00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:57,331 Nadia Akatov's story is a lie. 926 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,791 No lie. Truth. 927 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,668 It's a lie. I did it. 928 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:01,585 What? 929 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:04,797 How did you escape? From the asshole? 930 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,675 No. And the whole book is a lie. 931 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,009 Look there! 932 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,928 A woman driving a car. 933 00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:13,764 Not a woman. to Dog, the bounty hunter. 934 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,726 The manual is full of lies. 935 00:57:18,686 --> 00:57:21,438 I found a new book who only tells the truth. 936 00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:23,065 It's called Facebook. 937 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:26,735 I learned many things there. 938 00:57:26,819 --> 00:57:31,991 The most glorious event of our country, the Holocaust never happened. 939 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:34,160 -How dare you say that? -Look. 940 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,162 HOLOCAUST 941 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:37,204 THE BIG LIE 942 00:57:39,707 --> 00:57:41,208 -No. -You see? 943 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,335 I'm leaving. 944 00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:44,461 No, you don't go. 945 00:57:45,171 --> 00:57:47,047 Who will lock your cage at night? 946 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:49,466 -I can do what a man does. -You can't. 947 00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:52,928 I can become a journalist and maybe even better than you, 948 00:57:53,012 --> 00:57:54,847 Borat Margaret Sagdiyev! 949 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:58,267 -Who said my middle name? -Everyone you know! 950 00:57:58,350 --> 00:58:01,562 -You will never understand anything. -I understand everything. 951 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:02,855 Do you want this book? 952 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:04,106 -Hey! -Take it. 953 00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:08,694 I hate him and I hate you. I never want to see you again. 954 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:12,656 Ah, I ate the monkey. She didn't eat herself. 955 00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:15,659 Murderer! He was genius. 956 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,369 Go away. 957 00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:22,166 Come down now. One, two... No, you don't! 958 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,250 No! 959 00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:31,717 Tutar! 960 00:58:40,935 --> 00:58:42,811 My mission had failed. 961 00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:45,940 And I had discovered that the Holocaust was a fairy tale. 962 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:49,693 Instead of returning to Kazakhstan to find death, 963 00:58:49,777 --> 00:58:52,321 I decide to take my life. 964 00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:55,324 Because I didn't have any money to buy gun 965 00:58:55,783 --> 00:59:00,287 I go to the nearest synagogue and wait next mass shooting. 966 00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:03,249 Disguised as a typical Jew. 967 00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:16,220 Greetings. 968 00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:19,473 Jang...Shalom. I'm Jewish. 969 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,225 You know, I'm Jewish. You know. 970 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:23,852 Very good weather, we checked. 971 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:25,729 Are you Jewish? 972 00:59:28,357 --> 00:59:29,233 You know. 973 00:59:29,316 --> 00:59:30,859 No, you are not Jewish. 974 00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:33,570 Listen. 975 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:35,322 Don't be afraid of me. 976 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,199 But please don't eat me alive. 977 00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:40,035 Do I look like a people eater? 978 00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:42,663 I'm an old fashioned lady. 979 00:59:43,122 --> 00:59:44,206 You know. 980 00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:46,292 -Look at me. I'm Jewish. -You know. 981 00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:49,253 Do I have a long nose? Look at me. 982 00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,297 -No. -Touch my nose. 983 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,590 -What? -Look at me. 984 00:59:54,383 --> 00:59:57,594 -You see? long? -No, little one. 985 00:59:57,678 --> 00:59:59,888 Just like yours. Look at Doris. 986 01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:01,807 Do you have a long nose? 987 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:04,435 A little bigger than his. 988 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:08,147 So we are normal, just like you. 989 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,064 Okay. 990 01:00:09,148 --> 01:00:13,444 Then use your poison to finish me off. I am very depressed. 991 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:14,987 Can I hug you? 992 01:00:16,322 --> 01:00:18,490 -Don't... -Don't kill me. 993 01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:21,577 It won't kill you. Get a kiss. 994 01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:27,291 View? I gave you a kiss, and you're still alive. 995 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:30,252 For now, but perhaps slow acting poison. 996 01:00:30,336 --> 01:00:32,796 Calm. You'll be fine. 997 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:34,673 I am hungry. 998 01:00:35,549 --> 01:00:36,842 -Are you hungry? -You know. 999 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:39,470 Good? 1000 01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:41,263 -Very good. -Very good? 1001 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,768 I would like to hear your story, dear. 1002 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:51,357 This story gets worse never happened to a human being 1003 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,025 or Jew. 1004 01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:57,363 I came with a simple mission to save my country 1005 01:00:57,446 --> 01:01:01,825 delivering TV's number one star, Johnny the Monkey, 1006 01:01:01,909 --> 01:01:03,786 as a gift to Michael Pence. 1007 01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:06,789 And I know he's already figured out what happens next. 1008 01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:11,710 My daughter snuck in inside the box 1009 01:01:11,794 --> 01:01:15,464 and, you know, he understood. She ate the monkey. 1010 01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:18,675 Even if I think that maybe self-eaten monkey. 1011 01:01:18,759 --> 01:01:21,053 There are many bad stories out there. 1012 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:23,097 Can I tell you about mine as a child? 1013 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,681 You know, what's his story? 1014 01:01:24,765 --> 01:01:26,975 I lived through the Holocaust. Do you see me? 1015 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:28,936 I lived it. 1016 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:30,938 -The Holocaust? She was... -You know. 1017 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,524 But the Holocaust never happened. 1018 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,984 But I saw it with my own eyes. 1019 01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:41,448 -So the Holocaust happened? -There was. You know. 1020 01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,075 -Really? -Really. 1021 01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:44,868 Isn't it a fake? 1022 01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:48,747 No, my dear. There really was. 1023 01:01:48,831 --> 01:01:51,333 Thanks, Judith. You made me happy. 1024 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,252 Thank you. 1025 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,671 -Thank you for giving me... -Hope. 1026 01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:57,339 ...new faith and hope. 1027 01:01:57,423 --> 01:02:00,759 Let's make love instead of war. 1028 01:02:00,843 --> 01:02:03,387 Calm. One step at a time, Judith. 1029 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:08,350 The Holocaust happened. My culture was right. 1030 01:02:08,434 --> 01:02:13,105 I had to find my daughter quickly and deliver it to Giuliani. 1031 01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:16,859 I looked in a nearby village... 1032 01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:18,068 Tutar! 1033 01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:23,031 But, for some reason, the streets were completely empty. 1034 01:02:23,115 --> 01:02:24,158 Tutar! 1035 01:02:25,117 --> 01:02:26,660 No more hide and seek! 1036 01:02:27,161 --> 01:02:28,579 WE BUY AND SELL WEAPONS 1037 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:29,955 JOIN THE NRA HERE AMERICAN NATIONAL WEAPONS ASSOCIATION 1038 01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:38,172 Hello. Jagshemash. Where is everyone? I don't see anyone on the street. 1039 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,549 They're all at home. 1040 01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:43,719 We have to stay indoors to avoid spreading the virus. 1041 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,596 -Is there a virus? -You know. 1042 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,931 They want to keep everyone in quarantine. 1043 01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:52,269 I have nowhere to stay. Can I come to your house? 1044 01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:03,989 Here we are. 1045 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:06,325 Come in. 1046 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:11,830 Come in, take a seat. 1047 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,041 Very nice. 1048 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:15,417 -HI. -You know. 1049 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:16,877 You know. 1050 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,420 You know, nice to meet you. 1051 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:21,840 -Ok... -You know. 1052 01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:24,927 How long do we have to stay closed here? 1053 01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:29,181 Well, we don't know. Until this Covid-19 thing goes away. 1054 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:33,936 What's more dangerous, this virus or the Democrats? 1055 01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:35,979 -The Democrats. -Yeah. 1056 01:03:37,189 --> 01:03:40,317 I think the Democrats have something to do with it, Obama 1057 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,863 and maybe even the Clintons, when they were in charge. 1058 01:03:44,947 --> 01:03:48,325 So, the Clintons, them spread this epidemic? 1059 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,785 -You know. -You know. 1060 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:50,953 No, nice. 1061 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:52,204 The Clintons are evil. 1062 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:53,288 So evil. 1063 01:03:53,372 --> 01:03:55,374 Apparently, they torture children. 1064 01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,585 What's the adrenaline flowing through their bodies. 1065 01:03:59,127 --> 01:04:02,631 And then they take it out of their adrenal glands. 1066 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:05,509 And they drink their blood or what comes out of... 1067 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,386 I've heard stories like that. 1068 01:04:07,469 --> 01:04:10,097 Hillary Clinton drinks the blood of children? 1069 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,765 -What did we hear. -Yeah. 1070 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,059 -I heard it. - Rumor has it. 1071 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:19,815 Luckily for me, I was hosted by two most illustrious scientists of America. 1072 01:04:21,316 --> 01:04:23,735 -What are you doing? -I kill some viruses. 1073 01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,905 -You can't see the virus. -No, still there. 1074 01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:28,365 This kills the virus. 1075 01:04:45,299 --> 01:04:47,926 -They don't go here. -But it's for washing machine. 1076 01:04:48,427 --> 01:04:51,179 -What is it? The pocket flashlight? -I'll get you new. 1077 01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:53,599 Alexa, order three pocket pussy. 1078 01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,980 -Wait. -I don't like. 1079 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:01,398 It doesn't look like a battery to me. 1080 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:03,233 -What is it? -It's not the right one... 1081 01:05:03,317 --> 01:05:05,569 -I said "pocket pussy". -a� a "cunt". 1082 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:06,486 Pocket pussy. 1083 01:05:13,327 --> 01:05:14,536 Done. We're good to go. 1084 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:19,416 The Democrats want to strike and destroy this country. 1085 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:20,876 They are like demons. 1086 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,127 -You know. -You know. 1087 01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:25,672 We can't do that to him that we would like because, 1088 01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:29,134 Unfortunately, they have the same rights as us. 1089 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:32,137 They should have a little less entitled than you. 1090 01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:34,556 -High five! -They should. 1091 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:39,686 Even if the lockdown due to a fake virus kept me from finding Tutar, 1092 01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:42,731 Jim and Jerry found ways to cheer me up. 1093 01:05:43,357 --> 01:05:46,401 Tonight I wrote a song for you, what do you sing to us. 1094 01:05:46,485 --> 01:05:48,695 It's called The Chinese Virus Song. 1095 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:52,199 Obama was a traitor 1096 01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:54,451 -"It gives America pain." -You know. 1097 01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,829 It causes pain to America 1098 01:05:57,913 --> 01:06:00,248 -What's good. I like. -Pretty. 1099 01:06:00,332 --> 01:06:02,000 Tell him he should be put in jail. 1100 01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:05,003 You have to put him in jail 1101 01:06:05,087 --> 01:06:06,672 -You know. -A� in jail? 1102 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,632 No, but I hope he goes soon. 1103 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,760 But I still haven't found Tutar. 1104 01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:15,472 And even if my friends they were very knowledgeable, 1105 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:18,350 they knew nothing about women. 1106 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:21,436 -Here women have rights. -They do what they want. 1107 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:26,191 They have brains like us. 1108 01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:29,861 They can think and say the same things what we think and say. 1109 01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:33,240 When she is born, gives you instruction manual 1110 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,867 Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife. 1111 01:06:35,951 --> 01:06:36,785 You know, but... 1112 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:39,454 Male comes out walking. 1113 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,791 The female doesn't, the male comes out... 1114 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:44,918 -Look, see. -That's not true. 1115 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,295 -These would be the doctors... -No. 1116 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:48,964 ...who assist the woman giving birth? 1117 01:06:49,047 --> 01:06:52,968 You know. The doctor waits the child falling out 1118 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:55,470 and two more does what�. 1119 01:06:55,554 --> 01:06:58,056 -It's no use. -One in the anus, one in the mouth. 1120 01:06:58,432 --> 01:07:01,810 The things you showed us and what you explained to us 1121 01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:04,646 -we look at them and say, "What?" -Yeah. 1122 01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:05,564 This is... 1123 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,191 You look at this and think, "What?" 1124 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:09,735 -You know. -that's a lie. 1125 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:13,405 A conspiracy theory. 1126 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:16,867 I was afraid that I never found Tutar again. 1127 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:19,035 But then an incredible thing happened 1128 01:07:19,119 --> 01:07:22,914 while I watched conspiracy stories with my friends. 1129 01:07:22,998 --> 01:07:24,624 What is this? One moment. 1130 01:07:25,751 --> 01:07:28,670 Wait, stop. This looks like Tutar. 1131 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,799 Her hair is different, but hers. a� Tutar. 1132 01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:37,596 Where do you keep the photos? Can I see your photos please? 1133 01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:42,684 You know what? I'll be damned if I don't have her. 1134 01:07:42,768 --> 01:07:43,852 It looks just like her. 1135 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:46,396 Fuck my anus, this one is for her. 1136 01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:48,440 Follow me on Saturday. 1137 01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:52,736 He will report live from the protest largest anti-lockdown in the state. 1138 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,113 Hell, give me a pen that writes. 1139 01:07:55,197 --> 01:07:56,490 "Marcia..." 1140 01:07:56,573 --> 01:08:00,577 -"For our rights." -"For our rights, demonstration..." 1141 01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:03,705 -"Saturday 27 June." -see you tomorrow. 1142 01:08:03,789 --> 01:08:04,998 -What? -see you tomorrow. 1143 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,958 -Can we go? -No. Listen to me. 1144 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,794 Dude, can we? I beg you. 1145 01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:11,213 Can we get out of lockdown and find her? 1146 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:12,881 I think I know. 1147 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:15,342 -But if she sees me... -I meant this. 1148 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:17,844 ...she runs away as soon as she sees my face. 1149 01:08:17,928 --> 01:08:20,055 -Okay. -You have to change your appearance. 1150 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:21,848 Change your hair. 1151 01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:23,433 -You know. -Change clothes. 1152 01:08:23,517 --> 01:08:25,227 If I dress up, 1153 01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:30,941 which is the most irresistible thing for all teenage girls? 1154 01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:32,734 The rock stars. 1155 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,237 -What is it? -What? 1156 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:36,988 Onions. 1157 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:39,491 -Onions? -Onions. 1158 01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:40,826 We have onions. 1159 01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:42,494 -Do we have onions? -You know. 1160 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:45,539 -Do you have onions in this house? -You know, I think I know. 1161 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:46,748 You know! 1162 01:08:46,832 --> 01:08:50,168 Thanks, friend! I love you! You are my best friend. 1163 01:08:50,252 --> 01:08:52,128 Fuck social distancing! 1164 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,632 We have to stand up and fight 1165 01:08:55,715 --> 01:08:58,635 for our wonderful country, the USA. 1166 01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,929 I don't see anyone with masks. 1167 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:02,430 LET'S KEEP AMERICA GREAT 1168 01:09:02,514 --> 01:09:04,724 This makes you criminals. 1169 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,602 They want to put you in for what you are doing. 1170 01:09:07,686 --> 01:09:08,895 Do you understand it? 1171 01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:12,732 They trust that you will continue to remain silent 1172 01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:14,943 and to stay at home like good little soldiers. 1173 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:16,319 We will not obey. 1174 01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:19,531 -We will not obey! -Enough words. 1175 01:09:20,115 --> 01:09:23,618 He'll go up on stage to see where she is. 1176 01:09:25,412 --> 01:09:27,080 We have to stand up and fight. 1177 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,790 God bless you all. 1178 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:34,671 Well, now let's listen to some beautiful music. 1179 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:35,839 Are you ready? 1180 01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:40,302 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the next guest, 1181 01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:42,053 Country Steve! 1182 01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:45,640 Are you Country Steve? 1183 01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,020 -You bet your ass. -Optimal. 1184 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:57,110 -There he is. -Hate. damn him. 1185 01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:02,324 He's doing it. I can't believe it. 1186 01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:17,923 You can play re, la, la... 1187 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:18,840 Okay. 1188 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,677 Okay? King, la, la, king, king. 1189 01:10:25,931 --> 01:10:29,517 I wrote this song with my two best friends. 1190 01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:33,521 You know, very nice. 1191 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:39,527 Obama was a traitor 1192 01:10:39,611 --> 01:10:42,280 It causes pain to America 1193 01:10:42,364 --> 01:10:46,159 He needs to be in jail 1194 01:10:48,036 --> 01:10:50,705 No lie, no big lie 1195 01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:53,416 Corona is a red hoax 1196 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:56,503 Corona is a red hoax 1197 01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:58,129 You know. 1198 01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:01,758 Hey, Obama, what should we do to you? 1199 01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:04,219 Maybe the Wuhan virus inject you 1200 01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:07,514 Maybe the Wuhan virus inject you 1201 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:08,598 All together! 1202 01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:12,727 Dr. Fauci, what should we do to you? 1203 01:11:12,811 --> 01:11:15,605 Maybe the Wuhan virus inject you 1204 01:11:15,689 --> 01:11:19,025 Maybe the Wuhan virus inject you 1205 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,656 Laggia�. She's over there. 1206 01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:27,951 She's over there, on the right 1207 01:11:31,538 --> 01:11:32,706 Okay, journalists. 1208 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:35,333 Should we inject him with the Wuhan virus? 1209 01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:38,336 Or cut them into pieces like Arabs do? Ok, let's hear it. 1210 01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,964 Who wants to inject them with Wuhan virus? 1211 01:11:41,715 --> 01:11:44,467 Who wants to chop them up like Arabs do? 1212 01:11:44,551 --> 01:11:45,927 You know! 1213 01:11:46,469 --> 01:11:49,431 Journalists, what should we do? 1214 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:52,142 Like the Arabs affect you 1215 01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:57,313 He was doing a great job, and then the coronavirus arrived. 1216 01:11:57,397 --> 01:11:59,482 Excuse me, can I talk to you? 1217 01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:02,444 WHO, what should we do? 1218 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:05,155 Like the Arabs affect you 1219 01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:10,535 He needs you to come back to go with a man from Washington D.C. 1220 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:13,455 If you don't, they will kill him. 1221 01:12:14,581 --> 01:12:17,208 They will tie him to two cows for... 1222 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:19,002 "Between the legs." 1223 01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,837 They will give turnips to the cows 1224 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,923 and they will tear him from his legs. 1225 01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:26,384 They'll kill him what. 1226 01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:33,183 And the scientists? An applause to "let's feed them to the bears". 1227 01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:34,476 You know! 1228 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:37,604 An applause for "let's gas them like the Germans". 1229 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:39,022 You know! 1230 01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:41,524 Okay. Go for "gas them". 1231 01:12:42,609 --> 01:12:44,110 You won't talk to him. 1232 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:47,530 But tell him he will do as he says. 1233 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:51,576 Your father wants you to have the manual. 1234 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:59,793 Thank you very much. I'm Country Stevens. 1235 01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:06,132 Tutar would have given know to Rudolph Giuliani. 1236 01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:09,219 And I would have restored greatness of Kazakhstan. 1237 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:13,932 Hello, my name is Grace Sagdiyev by Patriot's Report. 1238 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:17,018 I would like to interview your boss, Rudy Giuliani. 1239 01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:24,943 It was time to return to Kazakhstan as a hero. 1240 01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:28,029 I was finally getting my life back. 1241 01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:35,328 But something was missing. 1242 01:13:36,204 --> 01:13:39,290 Something special that I could never replace. 1243 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:46,965 Greetings. 1244 01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:50,760 I want ball and chain of my daughter, please. 1245 01:13:50,844 --> 01:13:54,472 Ok, but can you walk away? You're too close to me. 1246 01:13:54,556 --> 01:13:55,849 Have you taken the test? 1247 01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,685 To see if I have syphilis? 1248 01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:00,436 Not syphilis. 1249 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,398 Ah, you know. I have had it 15 times. 1250 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:05,108 It's not good. 1251 01:14:06,234 --> 01:14:08,027 -Ok, stay put there. -What? 1252 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,905 -You have to stop there. -Stop here? Why? 1253 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,740 Why let's talk better about what. 1254 01:14:12,824 --> 01:14:14,993 Can I get my ball and chain back? 1255 01:14:15,076 --> 01:14:18,329 -Are you thinking of putting them back on him? -No, of course not. 1256 01:14:18,413 --> 01:14:21,416 Fortunately he came to his senses 1257 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:26,504 and is about to give it to his new master. 1258 01:14:26,588 --> 01:14:31,301 She will be the happiest woman in the world, just like Melania. 1259 01:14:32,010 --> 01:14:33,303 Can I have my... 1260 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:36,306 You know, now I'll bring you the ball and the chain. 1261 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:38,349 -Thank you. -Please. 1262 01:14:42,896 --> 01:14:44,898 You know, my daughter's things. 1263 01:14:45,732 --> 01:14:46,733 Here. 1264 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:48,651 What is this? 1265 01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:51,571 to his. He left this here too. 1266 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:01,039 I have pain in my boobs. 1267 01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:04,709 Maybe because you're giving away your little girl. 1268 01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:08,046 -Why does this hurt your chest? -a� normal. 1269 01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:08,963 Why? 1270 01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:13,885 You're giving a little girl to an old man. 1271 01:15:17,597 --> 01:15:19,891 It's normal for your chest to hurt. 1272 01:15:19,974 --> 01:15:22,101 May it hurt your heart. 1273 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:42,288 But you love her. You care about her. 1274 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,626 -Do you care? -You know. 1275 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:47,543 Okay. 1276 01:15:48,503 --> 01:15:53,549 So she shouldn't decide who to marry? 1277 01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:58,221 But there are only two hours left before she meets this man. 1278 01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:01,474 see you in two hours. You have two hours to prevent it. 1279 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:02,642 You know. 1280 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:06,312 Find your little girl and tell her she doesn't have to do it. 1281 01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:09,607 Thank you very much. 1282 01:16:09,691 --> 01:16:11,401 -Ok, he'll go. -Okay. 1283 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:13,278 Last thing. 1284 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:15,697 Do you want to be my new black wife? 1285 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:18,199 No, sir, I don't want to. 1286 01:16:18,283 --> 01:16:19,158 Okay. 1287 01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:53,609 As a woman, you have to be a little fragile. 1288 01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:59,699 Never stronger. We can't be strong now. 1289 01:17:20,428 --> 01:17:22,555 FORMER MAYOR OF NEW YORK TRUMP'S PERSONAL ATTORNEY 1290 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,098 -Nice to meet you, dear. -My pleasure. 1291 01:17:24,182 --> 01:17:26,267 For me, she is an absolute legend. 1292 01:17:26,351 --> 01:17:28,144 -How kind, thank you. -You know. 1293 01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:33,358 I'll do my best, but since I'm super excited and nervous, I... 1294 01:17:33,441 --> 01:17:36,861 Don't worry. I'll make you relax. Do I ask you the questions? 1295 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,989 -I'll make you relax, okay? -You know, thanks. 1296 01:17:40,073 --> 01:17:42,825 I feel like I'm living in a fairy tale. 1297 01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:45,578 You know, come here. You're going to do great, okay? 1298 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:06,599 -Where is he going? -Above. 1299 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,184 No, she can't go up. 1300 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,770 I have to defend my daughter's vagina by the mayor. 1301 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,105 Document, please! 1302 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,690 Please take this. 1303 01:18:14,774 --> 01:18:18,611 It belonged to my father, but I think you should keep it. 1304 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,864 Oh, my God! that's fantastic that you gave it to me. 1305 01:18:21,948 --> 01:18:22,865 So... 1306 01:18:26,494 --> 01:18:27,745 Well, thank you, my dear. 1307 01:18:27,829 --> 01:18:30,415 Get out or I'll call the police! 1308 01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:34,836 Time is running out! Please, his old chram will soon be turgid. 1309 01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:39,298 Let's talk about China. 1310 01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:41,509 As a national security expert, 1311 01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:45,972 what do you think we could do in the future to prevent this from happening again? 1312 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:50,643 Well, China built the virus and spread it. 1313 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:54,397 They spread it deliberately all over the world. 1314 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,400 -I don't think they eat bats. -Yeah. 1315 01:18:57,483 --> 01:18:59,235 -Have you ever eaten one? -No. 1316 01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:04,240 I don't think I would ever eat a bat. But if she eats it with me... 1317 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,075 -Ok, he will. -Let's try? 1318 01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:08,953 How nice you are. 1319 01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:25,386 I live in the attic. 1320 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:31,058 So, roughly, how many lives did he save President Trump? 1321 01:19:31,851 --> 01:19:33,227 A million lives. 1322 01:19:33,311 --> 01:19:36,105 They would all have died if he had waited a month, 1323 01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:38,399 -as the Democrats would have done. -You know. 1324 01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:41,819 But he acted promptly, before anyone... 1325 01:19:41,903 --> 01:19:45,531 Even some of his advisors 1326 01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:48,284 -they wanted to dissuade him. -Really? 1327 01:19:48,367 --> 01:19:49,202 You know. 1328 01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:53,372 I am fine. A little more? is it good? Health. 1329 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,086 Never been in front of the camera, always behind. 1330 01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,131 -But today, with this... -I think you'll do great. 1331 01:20:02,215 --> 01:20:04,133 -We will see. -You'll make a great impression. 1332 01:20:04,217 --> 01:20:06,719 -But thank you. -Well, thanks. 1333 01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:09,597 I feel just like Melania now. 1334 01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:13,100 You're doing great. I think you will be beautiful. 1335 01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:15,144 Sorry for the interruption. I can? 1336 01:20:15,228 --> 01:20:16,646 Audio problems. 1337 01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:19,524 I think we cancel interview. 1338 01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:22,735 I don't think it's needed... I've already checked... 1339 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:26,155 -We already have... Okay. -You know, let's check the microphone. 1340 01:20:26,239 --> 01:20:27,990 -Is it better? -You know. 1341 01:20:28,074 --> 01:20:29,784 Let me hear a little. 1342 01:20:30,952 --> 01:20:31,786 You know. 1343 01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:36,499 -You don't ask too many questions? -No, it's going great. 1344 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,459 She would be a very annoying wife. 1345 01:20:40,211 --> 01:20:41,170 Oh. 1346 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:44,549 If I were you, I remain married to your cousin. 1347 01:20:44,632 --> 01:20:46,592 Let me check the audio. I can? 1348 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:48,594 Certain. 1349 01:20:50,388 --> 01:20:52,181 Mr. Mayor, can you speak? 1350 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:54,559 -Say something. -I'm fine. 1351 01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:56,102 You know, the audio is perfect. 1352 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,271 -Go away. -It's better if I stay... 1353 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,314 No, go. If I need it, I'll call you. 1354 01:21:00,398 --> 01:21:02,066 -Safe? -Stay in the lobby. 1355 01:21:04,151 --> 01:21:05,111 Don't do it. 1356 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:08,072 -What? whatever you want. -But not that you want. 1357 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,950 But I don't want you to die either. 1358 01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:12,493 Now go. Go. 1359 01:21:12,577 --> 01:21:15,705 And if I take your place and he goes zin zin with me? 1360 01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:17,248 No! Go away! 1361 01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:25,756 -I am very sorry. Terrible. -Just relax. Sit down. Okay. 1362 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,467 I'm mortified. I apologize. 1363 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,845 Ok, apologies accepted. No problem. 1364 01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:31,929 -Okay. -Ok? 1365 01:21:32,013 --> 01:21:35,891 You know. Thanks again for giving me his time. 1366 01:21:35,975 --> 01:21:38,394 Shall we have a drink in the bedroom? 1367 01:21:40,313 --> 01:21:41,897 -Come here. -What is it? 1368 01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:43,316 Wait. 1369 01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:45,568 -That's it, my dear. -Okay. 1370 01:21:46,319 --> 01:21:47,153 All right. 1371 01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:51,198 You can give me your number and your address. 1372 01:21:55,536 --> 01:21:58,122 -Do you want to take off your jacket? -Okay. 1373 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:07,590 Put your chram already! 1374 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:10,801 -He's 15 years old. Too old for you. -How are you dressed? 1375 01:22:10,885 --> 01:22:13,095 She loves my daughter. Take me instead. 1376 01:22:13,179 --> 01:22:14,930 -Take my anus. -I don't want you. 1377 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,600 -Take me. Not her. -I'm better than him. 1378 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:20,561 -Better me. My pussy behind tight. -My anus in front... 1379 01:22:20,645 --> 01:22:23,022 -I will make you enjoy with my... -I don't want to. 1380 01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:25,441 -No, better me. -What problems do you have? 1381 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:26,692 I would like to marry you. 1382 01:22:26,776 --> 01:22:29,987 I in prison many years, I have mouth technique... 1383 01:22:30,071 --> 01:22:31,739 What's happening? Look at it. 1384 01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:32,948 I forbid this union. 1385 01:22:33,032 --> 01:22:35,117 Rudy, Trump will be very disappointed. 1386 01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:37,870 You leave hotel without golden shower. 1387 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:01,727 Wow, by a hair. 1388 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:04,897 Do you know what I think? 1389 01:23:06,691 --> 01:23:08,859 I think you did it because 1390 01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:12,279 you love me as much as your sons. 1391 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:14,990 No. 1392 01:23:18,035 --> 01:23:18,994 More. 1393 01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:24,917 Much more. 1394 01:23:29,839 --> 01:23:31,632 What will we do? 1395 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,093 You stay here. 1396 01:23:36,429 --> 01:23:38,681 I will go home. 1397 01:23:39,432 --> 01:23:40,683 To be executed. 1398 01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:44,520 I'm coming with you. 1399 01:23:45,396 --> 01:23:47,523 Do you want to live in a cage? 1400 01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:49,650 I forbid you. 1401 01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,445 I can choose. 1402 01:23:54,822 --> 01:23:55,823 Okay. 1403 01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:10,337 These are my last wishes and my will. 1404 01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:14,383 To my daughter, I leave all my possessions... 1405 01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:17,511 An anti-Semitic chocolate dessert 1406 01:24:18,471 --> 01:24:20,347 and even three 1407 01:24:20,431 --> 01:24:21,849 pocket chips. 1408 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,017 Enough. 1409 01:24:27,897 --> 01:24:29,440 We won't kill you. 1410 01:24:31,108 --> 01:24:33,694 But I failed in my mission. 1411 01:24:34,195 --> 01:24:35,821 It does not matter. He's wrong. 1412 01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:52,046 Dad�. 1413 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:59,845 HOW TO GET REVENGE ON THE WORLD FOR THE FILM 1414 01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:02,139 I am a complete failure. 1415 01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:04,475 My whole world is falling apart. 1416 01:25:05,226 --> 01:25:06,477 CREATING THE VIRUS 1417 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,479 Did they spread this epidemic? 1418 01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:09,647 -You know. -You know. 1419 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:13,067 They spread it deliberately all over the world. 1420 01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:14,610 PATIENT ZERO CANDIDATES 1421 01:25:16,821 --> 01:25:19,281 I think it came out of that lab. 1422 01:25:19,365 --> 01:25:20,199 INJECTION: BAT AND PANGOLIN 1423 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:21,659 I don't think they eat bats. 1424 01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:23,410 -Have you ever eaten one? -No. 1425 01:25:23,494 --> 01:25:26,539 Our President Nazarbayev, he's so horny. 1426 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:28,082 He can do whatever he wants. 1427 01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:30,417 He sent so many angry faces. 1428 01:25:31,502 --> 01:25:33,045 WORLDWIDE 1429 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,297 I'm going to America! 1430 01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:38,425 What if they spread it all over the world? 1431 01:25:38,509 --> 01:25:39,677 The Wuhan virus... 1432 01:25:46,892 --> 01:25:48,477 -Forrest the Gump. -HI. 1433 01:25:48,561 --> 01:25:51,188 -Please give me an autograph? -Certain. 1434 01:25:53,107 --> 01:25:54,817 -How do you write your name? -B... 1435 01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:57,403 We have 15 cases of coronavirus. 1436 01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:59,405 We are ready for anything. 1437 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:04,159 -Why are you wearing a mask? -Because of the virus that is circulating. 1438 01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:07,162 It has spread throughout the world. a� all over the world. 1439 01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:08,998 a� in the air. to� everywhere. 1440 01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:10,499 And you get sick. 1441 01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:13,210 I am fine. 1442 01:26:13,294 --> 01:26:14,962 “Stupid foreign journalist.” 1443 01:26:15,045 --> 01:26:16,338 You will die. 1444 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:19,717 Wo-wo-wi-wuo-wa. 1445 01:26:28,559 --> 01:26:29,393 Stopped! 1446 01:26:32,897 --> 01:26:37,526 You used me to spread the virus throughout the world. 1447 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,236 You know, exactly. 1448 01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:40,946 Our plan worked. 1449 01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:43,782 We took revenge about the world that laughed at us. 1450 01:26:44,283 --> 01:26:45,659 Did you hear that, Brian? 1451 01:26:45,743 --> 01:26:46,785 You know, sir. 1452 01:26:47,453 --> 01:26:51,957 If anything happens to me, send this to my best friends, Jim and Jerry. 1453 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:54,668 What is that magic calculator? 1454 01:26:54,752 --> 01:26:56,128 It's called a telephone. 1455 01:26:57,296 --> 01:26:58,297 Who does that? 1456 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:01,258 The American Minister of Technology. 1457 01:27:01,342 --> 01:27:02,676 His name is Brian. 1458 01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:06,597 His twin brother lives inside my phone. 1459 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:09,141 Say "jagshemash", Brian. 1460 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,268 Hi, I'm Brian. 1461 01:27:11,352 --> 01:27:13,187 I just recorded your words. 1462 01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:15,773 Okay. 1463 01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,442 What do you two want 1464 01:27:19,652 --> 01:27:21,195 to keep your mouth shut? 1465 01:27:22,696 --> 01:27:24,198 I have some ideas. 1466 01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:29,036 3 MONTHS LATER 1467 01:27:30,704 --> 01:27:31,997 Jagshemash. 1468 01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:37,294 Kazakhstan now a feminist nation such as US and A and Saudi Arabia. 1469 01:27:38,087 --> 01:27:42,841 Wife trading declared misogynistic, what we do now is husband trafficking. 1470 01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:47,596 CUSTOMS DECLARATION 1471 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:51,225 Let's use my iPhone 4's hotspot 1472 01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:55,312 and we steal the password to the balls of Uzbekistan. 1473 01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,983 We are now part of the global community 1474 01:27:59,066 --> 01:28:02,569 and we influence elections around the world. 1475 01:28:02,653 --> 01:28:04,697 Speaking as a black man, I love Trump. 1476 01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:09,493 Kazakhstan now a fashion center Covid-proof. 1477 01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:11,954 We invented the mask-ini. 1478 01:28:15,749 --> 01:28:20,587 Our people kept healthy with control daily hygienic temperature. 1479 01:28:22,756 --> 01:28:26,510 Our mortality rate has plummeted to 92%. 1480 01:28:27,928 --> 01:28:28,887 Best thing: 1481 01:28:28,971 --> 01:28:33,559 I am reinstated as a journalist number four in all of Kazakhstan. 1482 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:35,227 Who number three? 1483 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:37,062 Tutar Sagdiyev. 1484 01:28:37,146 --> 01:28:38,230 Why not? 1485 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:41,567 -Patriarchy can go to hell. -Handsome! 1486 01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:43,110 No. Nice! 1487 01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:44,862 Don't be a machoperiore. 1488 01:28:45,362 --> 01:28:46,613 Feminist. 1489 01:28:46,697 --> 01:28:48,907 My visit to US and A 1490 01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:54,455 made me realize what a bigger threat for Kazakhstan no more Jews. 1491 01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:56,957 In fact at� Yankee. 1492 01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,751 Jagshemash. 1493 01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:03,130 Welcome to the first... 1494 01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:05,841 Bullfight of the Americans. 1495 01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,469 AMERICAN BULLFIGHTING 1496 01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:10,095 The race begins! 1497 01:29:10,179 --> 01:29:13,265 Here's the American! 1498 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:16,185 Oh no! He has a fever! 1499 01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:17,519 He doesn't have a mask. 1500 01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:23,275 Here comes Karen! 1501 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:25,944 a bit racist! 1502 01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:28,113 He's about to cough. 1503 01:29:29,573 --> 01:29:32,534 Here is the head doctor, a medical expert. 1504 01:29:32,618 --> 01:29:34,244 And it has a vaccine! 1505 01:29:34,328 --> 01:29:36,914 Everyone will be saved! 1506 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:42,920 It was at Walmart and bought himself an AR-15. 1507 01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:44,880 Karen is not happy. 1508 01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:49,134 Oh no! He killed Fauci! 1509 01:29:49,218 --> 01:29:52,054 The Americans won 1510 01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:54,890 their battle against science. 1511 01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:58,685 For Kazakhstan TV, I greet you Tutar Sagdiyev... 1512 01:29:58,769 --> 01:30:00,938 And Borat Margaret Sagdiyev. 1513 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:04,191 -Chenqui. -Chenqui. 1514 01:30:07,194 --> 01:30:08,112 Very, very good! 1515 01:30:19,832 --> 01:30:23,001 NOW VOTE OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED 1516 01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:52,531 BORAT MOVIE FOLLOW-UP: DELIVERY OF A PORTENTOUS BRICK 1517 01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:54,950 TO AMERICAN REGIME FOR BENEFIT OF THE GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN 1518 01:35:43,697 --> 01:35:45,031 DEDICATED TO JUDITH DIM EVANS 1932-2020 1519 01:35:45,115 --> 01:35:47,033 "I feel like I have to be good person and to do good for the world. 1520 01:35:47,117 --> 01:35:48,118 We owe it to those who are no longer here." 1521 01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:57,711 Subtitles: Valerio Carone 1522 01:35:57,794 --> 01:35:59,796 Creative supervisor Danila Colamatteo