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♪

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Uspjeh od
filmovima o Jamesu Bondu

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napravio je nazive za domaćinstvo
od glumaca koji igraju agenta 007.

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Bond.

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Zovem se Bond.

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James Bond.

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Osim jednog.

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Zaboravljeni James Bond.

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♪

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George Lazenby otišao je iz
biti prodavač automobila

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u Queanbeyanu 1960-ih

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igrati 007.

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Je li istina da, kako ja mislim
jednom si ga sam postavio,

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rekao si paket od
laže da bi dobio ulogu?

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♪

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A sada je to naša velika radost

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pozdraviti novog Jamesa Bonda.

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♪

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Ovo je fascinantno
situacija, zar ne?

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Jer ti imaš, što,

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ti si odbio
napraviti drugi Bond?

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♪

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(lagani klikovi)

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Dakle, hoćeš
ispričaj mi svoju priču.

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Pitam se što
mogu li očekivati od toga?

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Drama?

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Imam li dramu oko čega?

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U svojoj životnoj priči
da ću te pitati.

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Ima li drame?

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Kako to misliš
"ima li drame"?

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-Cijeli moj život je drama.
- Ima li romantike?

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-Ha, da.
- Ima li romantike?

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-Ima li komedije?
-Da.

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Seks?

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Malo.

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Droga?

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Droga, da, malo.

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-Nasilje?
-Malo.

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Ima li obrata?

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-Da.
- Je li to dobra priča?

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Oh, pa, ovisi

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ako ti se one sviđaju
neke vrste priča, znaš?

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Pa, sve je počelo, moj život,

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koliko se sjećam,

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biti u bolnici.

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Skalpel.

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Drži to, drži to.

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Kad sam imao tri godine...

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O sranje, budan je!

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Ššš, vrati se na spavanje.

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...našli su to
Mokrio sam unatrag

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u moje bubrege.

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Otvorili su me 67 puta.

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Ostalo mi je pola bubrega.

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♪

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Moji doktori su rekli mojoj majci
da bih vjerojatno preminuo

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oko 12.

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Možda 13.

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Pretpostavljam, podsvjesno,

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postojao je dio mene koji
rekao da je bolje da nastavim sa životom

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jer tko zna?

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Moglo bi biti gotovo bilo kada.

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Prvi put
Ikad sam ukrao auto

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Bilo mi je šest godina.

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Mislim da sam rekao sebi,

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“Bolje da napravim najbolje
vremena koje imam."

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♪

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A moj tata nikad nije imao auto

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jer smo bili
siromašna obitelj.

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Ali moj ujak je znao
voziti Ford '36.

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I mislim, volio sam tu stvar.

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Uvijek je odlazio
njegovi ključevi u njemu.

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Kriki.

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I morao sam dobiti
ispod instrument table...

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(motor oživljava)

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...i onda bih ustao

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i pustite kvačilo.

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Onda bi to klokanski skok.

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(truba trubi)

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Tako je i bilo.

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Bio sam larrikin.

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Bio sam divlji larrikin

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radim što god mi se sviđa

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i bio sam takav oduvijek.

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(zvoni školsko zvono)

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Požurite, djeco,
zauzmite svoja mjesta.

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Skrasi se.

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Olovke van.

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Dakle, kao što sam rekao,

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znanost je svuda okolo--

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Da, nitko nije očekivao
mnogo toga od mene.

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George.

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Obratiti pažnju!

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nisam vidio
točka u školi.

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Dakle, ovaj otok ovdje
gdje živimo.

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Škola je bila tako dosadna.

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Tako dosadno.

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Znaš, bilo je, kao,

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"Bože, moram naučiti
ta stvar s geografijom."

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Kina i Rusija
te Mađarska i Ukrajina.

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Nisam imao koristi od saznanja
gdje je bila Engleska

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ili gdje je Amerika bila,

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Bio sam u Australiji

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a ja nisam išao tamo.

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I najveći
oblaci se zovu

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kumulonimbusni oblaci.

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Znanost, tko daje
sranje o znanosti?

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Da, što je, George?

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Hoće li ovo biti
relevantan za moj život?

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znaš,
to je bio moj stav.

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George Lazenby,
vani upravo sada.

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Zamjenik ravnatelja,
Chook Warner.

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Mrzio me.

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♪

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Sada, ugasi
vaše ruke dlanovima prema dolje.

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Tukao bi me
bez razloga iskreno.

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Brzo sada.

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"Tko je ovo napravio?

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Tko je donio zmiju u školu?

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Kladim se da si ti Lazenby uspio.

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Izađi van."

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Jer jesam i donio sam
zmija jednog dana u školu.

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♪

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Morao sam pronaći načina da dođem
ja kroz dan, znaš?

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Kao moguće izazivanje
malo nevolje.

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Sunce i to je sve
dio životnog ciklusa--

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Jedna djevojka je to primijetila.

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(vrištanje)

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Ne bih nikoga povrijedio.

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Još jedan dan sam donio
vreća puna šišmiša.

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Vrijeme je za školu, šišmiši!

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Sišao sam u kanalizaciju

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i dobio cjelinu
torba puna šišmiša.

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Stavila sam ih u školsku torbu

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a onda sam otvorio torbu

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i letjeli su na danjem svjetlu.

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Bilo je tako zabavno.

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Ljudi vrište, viču,
i trči posvuda.

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Djeco, pokušajte ostati mirni!

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(smijeh)

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Vrijedilo ga je dobiti
štap tog dana.

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(okretanje motora)

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znaš,
da budem iskren s tobom,

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stvari koje su me zanimale

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bile su šale i zabava.

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Ali kad sam napunio 15 godina,

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stvari su se promijenile.

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Sjećam se jednog jutra

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vozim se niz brdo na biciklu,

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bila je djevojka
sunčanje na travnjaku

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iza ugla
iz mog mjesta.

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lipnja zelena.

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Ona je imala 23, a ja 15 godina.

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Imala je fascinantno tijelo.

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♪

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Pa sam zaustavio motor

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i nešto glumio
nije bilo u redu s tim.

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Dobro, u čemu je ovdje problem?

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Tlak u gumama se čini u redu.

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- Prtljao sam s tim...
-Možda je poklopac plina.

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...znaš, i gledajući to.

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Nisam imao pojma kako
prići djevojci u to vrijeme.

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Možda je ovo ovdje.

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♪

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I na kraju je rekla,

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"Što gledaš?"

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I rekao sam, "Oh,
bicikl mi se pokvario."

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Hm, moj bicikl se pokvario.

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uh...

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mogu li ući,
imaš li kakav alat?

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♪

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Da, u redu.

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(zveckanje alata)

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♪

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Sljedeće što znam,
Ja sam na njoj.

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Ovo je zabavno.

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Da?

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O da, u redu.

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-U redu.
-Kul.

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-Je li tako?
-I bili smo na suhom

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na podu kuhinje.

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Čekaj, što je suho ukorjenjivanje?

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To je to
sa svojom odjećom.

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♪

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Ruke mi počinju
malo se umoriti.

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Nisam imao pojma što radim.

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-Jesi li dobro?
-Uh, uh, moje hlače

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skupljaju se pomalo.

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Na kraju je pozvala
ja dolje noću.

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U redu.

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I mogu se sjetiti kad smo
vodio ljubav po prvi put.

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♪

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I bilo je fantastično.

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♪

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I odjednom
nešto je obuzelo moje tijelo.

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♪

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Bio sam, kao, u svemiru
i bilo je veličanstveno.

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Najbolji osjećaj
ikada u životu.

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(eksplozija)

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- Rekao sam, "Sranje."
- Sranje.

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Što?

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Mislio sam da sam popušio
moj penis odvojeno.

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Izašao sam iz auta

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i zapalio šibicu
i provjerio

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vidjeti sve
još uvijek bio tamo.

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♪

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jesi dobro

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Da, dobro smo.

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Moj penis je dobro.

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A onda sam jedva čekala
da se vratim u auto

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i uzmi još jednu.

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Na kraju sam pao
kod nje svake noći.

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Zašto nisu svi
radiš ovo cijelo vrijeme?

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-Začepi!
-U redu.

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Sve do školskog učitelja
napisao pismo mojoj obitelji

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koju nisam mogao zadržati
oči mi se otvaraju tijekom nastave.

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♪

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Michelle Cunningham.

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(pljesak)

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Michael Dickens.

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Pa, postoji dvorana
u Queanbeyanu

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nazvana Masonska dvorana

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i to je gdje
sva djeca idu

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završiti srednju školu

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i dobiješ
srednji certifikat.

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Sarah Kinsworth.

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Moja majka je došla sa mnom

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i mislio sam da se podrazumijeva,

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svatko je dobivao po jedan.

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Brendan O'Connor.

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Vrlo rijetko
netko ne dobije

249
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srednja potvrda.

250
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Andrew Lange.

251
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,166
Konačno, nakon otprilike sat vremena...

252
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,044
I George Lazenby...

253
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,378
nije diplomirao.

254
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,423
Goulburnovom razredu iz 1954.

255
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,176
čestitam
i zbogom.

256
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♪

257
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,055
Bio sam jedini
u cijeloj dvorani

258
00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,723
koji nije dobio potvrdu.

259
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,725
♪

260
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,769
Mislim, "Isuse,

261
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,729
nije mogao ni dobiti
posredni certifikat."

262
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,855
♪

263
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,441
Mislim, znao sam da nisam
bit će javni službenik

264
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,401
ili odvjetnik ili liječnik

265
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:13,488
ili bilo gdje gdje sam mislio
možda će ti trebati obrazovanje.

266
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♪

267
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,242
To je neugodno.

268
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,160
Nije me bilo briga
o certifikatu

269
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,579
ali to je bila sramota
ne dobiti jedan

270
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,039
to je boljelo.

271
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:29,003
♪

272
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,296
Ako nisi
završena srednja škola,

273
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,217
morali ste ponoviti isto
razred na godinu dana.

274
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,927
A nisam to namjeravao učiniti.

275
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:39,806
Pa mi je ujak pomogao
i zaposlio me kao mehaničar.

276
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,351
U njemu nije bilo novca.

277
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,187
Plaćen sam jako slabo.

278
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,438
Pogledaj ovo.

279
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,357
Izgledat ćeš nevjerojatno
idući ulicom u njemu.

280
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,609
Zamislite to; ovdje,
hajde, sjedni, sjedni.

281
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:55,238
Vidi, možeš
gledaj u zvijezde...

282
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,448
I jednog dana sam vidio
prodavači automobila

283
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,617
zabavljali se puno više
nego mi mehaničari.

284
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,119
Montiram se na ovu haubu,

285
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,620
onda ću te uzjahati
na haubi.

286
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,997
Gledao bih iz
ispod auta

287
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,499
i vidio bih dečke
razgovarati s curama i...

288
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,876
Naravno da dolazim s autom.

289
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,670
Mogu doći, mogu sjesti u
sjediti cijelo vrijeme na stražnjem sjedalu.

290
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,131
Možemo oboje sjesti
stražnje sjedalo ako želiš.

291
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,716
...odlazak na posao u odijelu,

292
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,634
odlazak na lijepa mjesta na ručak,

293
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,344
znaš, imati
auto za vožnju

294
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,513
- i razmišljam...
- Što ja radim ovdje ispod?

295
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,224
♪

296
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,517
Pa sam rekao šefu,

297
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,977
"Želim biti prodavač automobila."

298
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,479
♪

299
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,482
Ali tada nisam mogao
prodati bilo što.

300
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,318
Ne, vidio sam ovo
stara cura u dućanu

301
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,903
i radio na njoj
više nego većina zapravo

302
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,322
ali, um, pošteno
prostora straga.

303
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,032
Mogu vam tako reći.

304
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,577
I, uh, vi ste u toku
s tvojim vakcinama protiv tetanusa?

305
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,245
Ja bih, dobio bih
ispred igre tamo.

306
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,288
Gledaj s vedrije strane,

307
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,748
dolazi u hrpi
različitih boja.

308
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,500
-Što kažeš?
- Ne mislim tako.

309
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,710
Da.

310
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,879
Da, ne želiš žuriti
u ovakvu odluku

311
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,840
ali, um, bit ću ovdje
ako se predomisliš.

312
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,759
♪

313
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,302
Bila sam beznadna.

314
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,304
Nisam mogao prodati prokleti auto.

315
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,764
♪

316
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,307
Dolazi u nekoliko različitih boja.

317
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,350
♪

318
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,936
Jedan tip tamo
koji bi izašao sa sveučilišta,

319
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,854
-Johnny Horton.
- Sve je tvoje!

320
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,689
Evo ključeva.

321
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,733
Čestitam, ljepotice!

322
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,193
Prodavao je
30 mjesečno

323
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,319
a nije znao ništa o automobilima.

324
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,862
Ne zaboravite
reci svojim prijateljima,

325
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,197
Johnny Horton.

326
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,699
♪

327
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,534
(pucnjevi)

328
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,245
(tiho puše)

329
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,746
(glazbeni procvat)

330
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,582
To me znalo ljutiti.

331
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,875
Oh, sranje.

332
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,045
Konačno je šef imao ideju.

333
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,380
Poslao me dolje u Melbourne

334
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:40,343
na "Kako pridobiti prijatelje
i utjecaj na ljude".

335
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,553
I jedina stvar
Sjećam se učenja

336
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,597
bio je "Slušaj, nemoj pričati."

337
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,392
Slušaj ih,
vidjeti što ih zanima,

338
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,227
a onda samo o tome razgovarati.

339
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,645
Ne zamarajte se autom.

340
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,189
Slušaj, nemoj govoriti.

341
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,857
Počeo sam slušati
kupcima...

342
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,067
Pa svejedno, bio sam
govoreći svom prijatelju,

343
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,235
to mora biti druga noga

344
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,236
ali onda mi Rhonda kaže,

345
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,404
"Što je sa slikama?"

346
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,780
A onda odjednom
shvatio sam

347
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,283
Ostao sam bez goriva
i moj ljubimac kornjača Shelly

348
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,909
mora koristiti toalet.

349
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,077
U svakom slučaju, uzet ću taj.

350
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,954
Dakle, Shelly, ona je raspoložena.

351
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,081
Jednom je skoro
skinuo moj mazi prst.

352
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,082
Ali znate što?

353
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,001
Povukao ga natrag,
dao joj mrkvu,

354
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,085
sve je bilo dobro.

355
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,253
(smijeh)

356
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,879
Bože, kakav zaokret.

357
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,214
(smijeh)

358
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,924
Moja prodaja je porasla na 30 mjesečno.

359
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,175
Odličan izbor, gospodine.

360
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,802
U redu, svidjet će ti se.

361
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,431
I tako, gazda je sada znao
da sam znao o autima

362
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,308
a mogao bih ih i prodati.

363
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,060
Sljedeća stvar je da me unaprijedi
prodavaču rabljenih automobila.

364
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,270
♪

365
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,646
(trubi auto)

366
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,774
Ljudi iz veleposlanstva
morali riješiti svojih automobila

367
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,860
i došli bi do mene,
Bio sam iz veleposlanstva.

368
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,278
Au revoir.

369
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,571
Dasvidanija.

370
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,739
♪

371
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,866
Ta-ta, Raju.

372
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,117
Moja ljubav prema ženama.

373
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,453
Nema šanse da bih
su to znali u to vrijeme

374
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,288
ali izlazak
ispod tog auta

375
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,666
stavljao me na jedan korak
bliže tome da postane James Bond.

376
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,710
Reci svojim prijateljima
svratiti, pozdraviti.

377
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,421
George Lazenby,
upravitelj rabljenih automobila.

378
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,380
♪

379
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:10,683
♪

380
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,768
Bilo mi je dobro.

381
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,520
Prodaja automobila,
odlazak na zabave veleposlanstva.

382
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,272
♪

383
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,398
-Hej, sport.
-Počeo sam dobivati

384
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,150
sofisticiraniji

385
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,779
i razumijevanje kako
otmjeni momci rade.

386
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,238
♪

387
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,823
Šampanjac, gospodine?

388
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,617
♪

389
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,993
Ne smeta ti kap, zar ne?

390
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,497
I ove jedne noći,
Pozvan sam na zabavu

391
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,624
i tako sam dobio
obučen u odijelo.

392
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,461
♪

393
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,129
Tamo je bila jedna djevojka...

394
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,006
♪

395
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,424
...i zaprepastila me.

396
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,344
♪

397
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,804
Zvala se Belinda.

398
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,305
♪

399
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,474
Ali bila je s dečkom.

400
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,934
♪

401
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,685
I slijedio sam je
cijelu noć okolo,

402
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,729
pokušavajući reći
nešto njoj samoj.

403
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,688
♪

404
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,566
Ali ovaj tip je bio
zalijepio za nju tako.

405
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,529
♪

406
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,905
Kavijar, gospodine?

407
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,324
To je kraljevska beluga,
sjeverno od Kaspijskog mora.

408
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,534
Dobro sam, hvala, prijatelju.

409
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,203
Pokušavao sam dobiti mjesto
gdje bih mogao razgovarati s njom

410
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,539
ali nikad je nije napustio.

411
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,915
Čak i kad je otišla
u kupaonicu,

412
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,416
čekao bi vani.

413
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,085
♪

414
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,503
A kad je odlazila,

415
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,755
ne znam što
natjerao me na to, ali...

416
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,715
- upravo je izašlo iz mene.
-Oprostite?

417
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,552
Rekao sam, "Hoću
izvesti te sljedeći tjedan."

418
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,388
Znaš, ne znam
koliko dugo imam,

419
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,347
nastavimo s tim.

420
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,934
Ja ću uzeti
izlaziš sljedeći tjedan.

421
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,395
I oboje su me pogledali
kao, "On je luđak,

422
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,690
on je ljut."

423
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,941
♪

424
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,985
Nisu rekli ni riječi,
upravo su otišli.

425
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:44,861
♪

426
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,946
Pa sam onda saznao
gdje je radila

427
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,407
i nazvao sam je
gore i rekao sam,

428
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,825
"Htio bih izaći s tobom."

429
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,829
Rekla je, uh, "Ne idem
van sa strancima, ne mogu."

430
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,415
A ja sam rekao, "Pa,
što kažeš na nedjelju?"

431
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,958
Mogu te izvesti
tijekom dana.

432
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,626
I radi
kao stomatološka sestra.

433
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,586
- Uh, uh...
-Što kažeš?

434
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,671
Uh, što je to;
Odmah dolazim.

435
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,883
-Uh, dobro.
- Dobro, super, hvala.

436
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,844
I upravo je to rekla
da me skine s linije.

437
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:13,139
Zvonila je, pretpostavljam,
20 puta za otkazivanje

438
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,473
i rekao sam svim momcima,

439
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,934
"Ako ona zazvoni,
Nisam ovdje," znaš?

440
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,519
Jer sam znao da će to učiniti.

441
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,062
♪

442
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,523
Pa se pojavljujem na
njeno mjesto u nedjelju.

443
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,817
♪

444
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,110
Čim sam stigao tamo...

445
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,320
(čovjek viče)

446
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,237
♪

447
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,780
Što misliš
radiš, druže?

448
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,199
...i njezin brat
skače na mene

449
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,325
i on je napao mene.

450
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,492
Pokušavaš se zajebavati
moja sestra, ha?

451
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,286
- Tvoja sestra?
- Da, želiš li znati

452
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,954
kakav je osjećaj,
ha, jebi se, a?

453
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,122
Što nije u redu s tobom?

454
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,207
Da, jebi se!

455
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,292
I pokušavam dobiti
ovu glavu skini s mene.

456
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,211
Ma daj, sad!

457
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,295
Suoči se s tim!

458
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,713
Njena majka je izašla i rekla...

459
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,924
Greg, pusti ga.

460
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,133
Oprosti, mama.

461
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,219
♪

462
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,386
Prokleti pakao.

463
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,512
♪

464
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,348
Samo, uh, pričekaj ovdje
trenutak ljubavi,

465
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,183
Dovest ću ti Belindu.

466
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,392
dobro.

467
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,020
Pozvan sam unutra
kuća kod majke

468
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,147
i tata i ovaj drugi tip

469
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,024
sjede unutra
dnevna soba...

470
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,317
Dobar dan.

471
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,444
Ti mora da si Belindin tata.

472
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,946
Izgledaš baš kao ona.

473
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:10,863
Ja sam George.

474
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,948
I rekao sam drugom tipu,

475
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,824
“Isuse, prijatelju, pogledaj
kao Bob Menzies,

476
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,660
premijer."

477
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,621
I to je bio
premijer Australije.

478
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,956
(smijeh)

479
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,500
To je nevjerojatno.

480
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,793
Je li ti itko to ikada rekao?

481
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:28,589
♪

482
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,924
O moj Bože.

483
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:30,967
♪

484
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,761
- Kupio sam ti ovo.
-Oh.

485
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,513
Žao nam je, oni su
malo grubo.

486
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,139
Tvoj brat...

487
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,349
uh...

488
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,976
Ovo je divno.

489
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:40,851
♪

490
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,020
Rekao sam ti da jesam
pozvati ću te van.

491
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,605
Jesi.

492
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,065
I evo me.

493
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,359
Evo ti, dobro.

494
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,695
Hm...

495
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,488
Zbogom, tata, zbogom, Bob.

496
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,614
Idemo.

497
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,325
- Što, i on se zove Bob?
-Naravno da jest.

498
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,578
-Kakva slučajnost.
-Što radimo?

499
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,955
Oh, upravo idemo
uz rijeku na kupanje.

500
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,040
Zatim je rekla: "Uz rijeku?"

501
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,792
"Da, to je
velika rijeka ovdje gore,

502
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,252
možemo otići na kupanje."

503
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,212
htio sam dobiti
ona sama negdje.

504
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,548
♪

505
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,550
Tako je i ovdje
primaš sve cure?

506
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,845
Hej, kakav tip
misliš li da jesam?

507
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,138
Ne, ovo mjesto
je poseban za mene.

508
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,266
Dolazio sam ovdje
kad sam bio klinac.

509
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,392
Prelijepo je, zar ne?

510
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,727
Da.

511
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,980
Da, lijepo je
i privatno, znaš?

512
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,940
Možemo učiniti gotovo sve.

513
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,652
Možeš li mi otvoriti patentni zatvarač?

514
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,155
Da, da, da, naravno.

515
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,499
dakle...

516
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,543
hoćemo li

517
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,840
Pa, zapravo i ne znaš
moram ići na kupanje.

518
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,508
Sada, Belinda, drži se.

519
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,512
Mislio sam da će i ona biti
boji se ući u vodu.

520
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,389
Upravo je poletjela u vodu.

521
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,724
-Dolaziš li?
-Kad sam rekao plivanje

522
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:02,933
Nisam mislio da ćemo zapravo...

523
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,727
hajde

524
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,103
Samo sam malo zahrđao.

525
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,855
Hm...o Bože.

526
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,566
Uđi, uđi!

527
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,109
Hajde, idemo uz rijeku.

528
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,445
-Hajde.
-I ja sam krenuo za njom

529
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,780
a činjenica je,

530
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,948
Htio sam je prestati loviti

531
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,450
kad je stala

532
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,744
a ona mi je rekla ako ne mogu
držati korak s njom,

533
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,663
nikad me više ne bi vidjela.

534
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,541
- Lijepo je, ha?
-Stvarno je lijepo.

535
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,502
♪

536
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,170
Dakle, sve je funkcioniralo.

537
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,465
♪

538
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,217
Počeli smo se viđati.

539
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:43,933
♪

540
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,727
Imao sam spoj s njom
noću tri puta

541
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,229
a treći...

542
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,438
♪

543
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,816
Sviđa mi se tvoj parfem, to je...

544
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,234
-Stvarno je lijepo.
-Dobro miriše.

545
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,277
-Da.
-Hvala.

546
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,862
sviđa mi se to.

547
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,490
Bio sam fin prema njoj u autu

548
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,866
a ona kaže,

549
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,576
"Hoćemo li to učiniti ili ne?"

550
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,787
♪

551
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,665
O Bože, srce moje
počeo ići--

552
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,999
Samo sam radio
prava stvar,

553
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,418
Nisam htio uprskati.

554
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,920
Hm...i sada?

555
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,839
♪

556
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,257
Da.

557
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:23,889
♪

558
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,516
Pomislio sam: "Ovo je ona.

559
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,393
Radim to s njom."

560
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,228
A moja erekcija...

561
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,898
...samo pao.

562
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,067
I pomislio sam, "O moj Bože,
što se događa

563
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,944
Ovo se nikad prije nije dogodilo."

564
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,195
jesi dobro

565
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,198
Daj mi samo sekundu,
Idem malo udahnuti svježeg zraka.

566
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,408
u redu

567
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,534
♪

568
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,536
Izađi sljedeću noć,
ista stvar.

569
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,329
Izađi sljedeću noć,
ista stvar.

570
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,497
I htio bih
udariti ga, govoreći,

571
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,665
— Što je s tobom?

572
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,626
jer nikada nije
već sam to radio, znaš?

573
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,545
s kim razgovaraš

574
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,213
Oh, uh, nitko.

575
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,507
Uh, dolazim za minutu.

576
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,550
♪

577
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,801
Bio sam previše zaljubljen u nju,

578
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,386
previše fasciniran njome.

579
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,804
Kad si zaljubljen,

580
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:07,057
ti si zastrašen
po ovim - po ljubavi.

581
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,350
Ne znam što je to.

582
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,310
♪

583
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,395
Nisam znala što da radim.

584
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,396
A ona kaže...

585
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,773
Pa moj dečko--

586
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,902
ili moj bivši dečko
dolazi u grad.

587
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,571
I htjela je
idi na ovaj marinski bal.

588
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,574
Pozvao me je
ovom mornaričkom balu.

589
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,951
♪

590
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,161
- A ja sam rekao...
- Ti idi s njim

591
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,829
i nikad te više neću vidjeti.

592
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,748
♪

593
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,833
- I rekla je...
-Moram ići.

594
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:40,966
♪

595
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,259
Mogu li ti reći tajnu?

596
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,930
♪

597
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,766
Nisam dobio erekciju.

598
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,811
Pa sam otišao u pub
i totalno se napio.

599
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,438
Zaključaj me i...

600
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,565
Zaključaj me,
baciti ključ

601
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,109
jer moj kurac
nije moglo postati teško.

602
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,530
Oh, dobro, to je zločin, zar ne?

603
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,573
To je zločin?

604
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,283
Odjebi!

605
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,993
I nastavio sam razmišljati
o Belindi

606
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,620
i njezinog dečka.

607
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,331
Belindin dečko
bio u australskoj vojsci.

608
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,833
Možete dobiti
ponekad prilično dosadno.

609
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,544
Znaš, svi dečki
su 18, 19, 20

610
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,963
kako bi se mogli napaliti
odmah nakon toga.

611
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,965
♪

612
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,008
I oni imaju ovo natjecanje.

613
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,885
Vežu čizme zajedno

614
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,679
a zatim ih objesite
na penisu

615
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,973
i vidjeti tko može objesiti
najviše čizama na penis

616
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,391
prije nego što padne.

617
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,475
♪

618
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,978
Pa, Belindin dečko
bio poznat po pobjedi

619
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,563
to natjecanje.

620
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,273
(navijanje)

621
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:41,485
♪

622
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,153
Tako sam bio u mučnom stanju.

623
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,113
♪

624
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,531
U mučnom sam stanju.

625
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,782
I tako sam se napio

626
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,409
a moji drugovi ne bi
čak i razgovaraj sa mnom.

627
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:49,493
♪

628
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,828
I naslanjam se
protiv šanka...

629
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,621
(otvaranje vrata, zvono)

630
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,665
...i sve čega se sjećam
je li ovo bijela haljina

631
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,083
dolazeći kroz vrata.

632
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,626
♪

633
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:58,878
George?

634
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,130
♪

635
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,924
♪

636
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,009
Sljedeće čega se sjećam

637
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,719
se budio
ujutro.

638
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:11,515
♪

639
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,558
Bila je poruka.

640
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,852
♪

641
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:15,853
“Bili ste fantastični.

642
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,272
uzeo sam auto,
Vidimo se na ručku."

643
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:21,275
♪

644
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,485
Bio sam fantastičan?

645
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,279
A ja se toga i ne sjećam

646
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,615
ali od tada sam bio dobro.

647
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,116
Bio sam fantastičan.

648
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:37,041
♪

649
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,626
Totalno sam se zaljubila.

650
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,336
♪

651
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,880
Ona je bila...

652
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,175
Moja ideja savršene žene

653
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,593
bila ona.

654
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,012
♪

655
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,556
Život mi se mijenjao
jer je operirala

656
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,725
na drugačijoj razini nego što sam ja bio.

657
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,770
Moja je obitelj živjela dan za danom.

658
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,563
Ako su imali loš dan,

659
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,316
ne bi imali
novac za sljedeći dan.

660
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,068
Bila je u visokom društvu.

661
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:07,071
Kao, otac njezine majke
bio generalni guverner

662
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,574
iz Novog Južnog Walesa, živio u
veliki dvorac dolje u Sydneyu.

663
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,242
Sjećam se da smo imali
planirano putovanje,

664
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,079
bila je to crna kravata,
idemo na večeru,

665
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:19,166
a onda je otac rekao,
"Nisi pozvan, George."

666
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,795
Drugim riječima, morao sam ostati
u kući dok je Belinda otišla.

667
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,548
I Belinda me pogledala
i pogledala svog oca i rekla,

668
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,635
“Ne idem
osim ako George ne ode."

669
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,553
Pa nas je oboje ostavio tamo.

670
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,056
Vidio je da imam
neku kontrolu nad njom.

671
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:36,183
♪

672
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,935
Nisam mu se svidjela.

673
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,271
On je, naime, ohrabrio
da ide u London

674
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,439
da pobjegne od mene

675
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:46,402
za tri mjeseca
i vidjeti što će se dogoditi.

676
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:49,196
Imam najbolji posao
da sam mogao zamisliti,

677
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:52,157
Imam djevojku
Željela sam u svom životu,

678
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,077
i najviše
važna stvar bila je ona,

679
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:58,414
a ona mi je uzela srce i
otišao s njim u Englesku.

680
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,916
♪

681
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:04,962
Pomislio sam, "Tri mjeseca,
to je dugo vremena."

682
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:09,550
Sutradan, kad je bila vani
negdje u oceanu...

683
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,427
Čovječe, muka mi je, ona će...

684
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,095
Prodavači su mi govorili,

685
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:16,056
“Djevojke polude kad
izlaze u ocean."

686
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,016
Svi moji prijatelji.

687
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,059
Vjerojatno ima
već drugo punjenje.

688
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,936
Oh, hajde.

689
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,438
♪

690
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:26,150
Počeli smo pisati
jedno drugo nakon što je otišla.

691
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:30,320
dobivao sam
pet pisama dnevno.

692
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,031
Zatim četiri.

693
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,658
A onda tri.

694
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,494
I odjednom,

695
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,163
nema slova.

696
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,664
Išao sam u poštu.

697
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,332
"Hej, mora da si se pobrkao."

698
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,836
„Uh-uh, nemamo
sva pisma za tebe."

699
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,172
Znao sam da ona
imao nekog drugog,

700
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:51,008
i htio sam prijeći
tamo i vrati je natrag.

701
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,844
♪

702
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,305
(zvižduk broda)

703
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:02,102
♪

704
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:05,272
Ukrcao sam se na brod
Tilbury, Engleska,

705
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,192
a imao sam četiri
razine ispod vode,

706
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:12,029
u krevetima s tri
drugi momci iz Brisbanea.

707
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,823
Ali prokleta stvar je krenula
prvo oko Australije.

708
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,950
♪

709
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,787
Otišao sam u Melbourne,
Adelaide, Perth,

710
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,707
Singapur, a zatim
u Delhi,

711
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,460
a zatim u Port Said,

712
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,296
a postoji još jedno mjesto
gore lijevo,

713
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,757
vjerojatno je sad u ratu,
Ne znam što je to.

714
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:37,262
A onda smo udarili u Italiju,
Marseille i Gibraltar,

715
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,264
a onda konačno Tilbury.

716
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:47,272
♪

717
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,149
Kad sam prvi put sletio u London,

718
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,902
Očekivao sam tamo vidjeti Belindu.

719
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,779
Svaka luka u koju sam ušao,

720
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:57,241
Napisao bih joj kako kaže
gdje sam, gdje ću biti,

721
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:00,619
govoreći joj kako je zaljubljen
Bio sam i sve ostalo.

722
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,205
Ali evo me sa
dva velika kofera

723
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,790
a nema Belinde.

724
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,504
Nije bila tamo.

725
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:14,466
Imao sam njezinu adresu, ali bila je
nitko tko je otvorio vrata.

726
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:18,262
Čekala sam vani
gdje je živjela

727
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,638
dok se pubovi ne zatvore.

728
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,265
Nastavio sam ići na
pub i povratak,

729
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:24,935
moji su koferi bili samo
ostavljen tamo na pragu,

730
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,937
i nije se vratila.

731
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:34,444
♪

732
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,113
(lupanje)

733
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,447
Belinda!

734
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:46,790
♪

735
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,041
Onda sam zaustavio taksi,

736
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,586
Rekao sam, "Trebam sobu,
Trebam sobu negdje."

737
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,797
A taksist je rekao: "Znam
točno gdje da te odvede."

738
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,508
Ali imao sam "dobar dan, druže,"
Australski naglasak...

739
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,303
♪

740
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,721
...pa me uzeo
u Earl's Court,

741
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,473
nabavio sam sobu u kojoj spavaš
s kvakom u ustima,

742
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,727
i tako je prokleto malen.

743
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,979
Stalno sam razmišljao o Belindi.

744
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,147
gdje je ona

745
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,481
Automatski, misli mi idu,

746
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,359
“Ona negdje spava
s nekim tipom, bla-bla-bla."

747
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,321
♪

748
00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:18,488
(uzdahne)

749
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,574
Jer nema šanse
pronalaženja bilo koga

750
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:21,825
u Engleskoj tih dana.

751
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,077
U 60-ima,
niste mogli pronaći nikoga.

752
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,287
Niste imali mobitele,

753
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,664
nisi imao
bilo koji način da to učinite.

754
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:29,499
Izgleda li poznato?

755
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,960
♪

756
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,505
Prešao bih cijeli ovaj put,
a nje nije bilo.

757
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,133
Mislim, "O moj Bože,
što sam učinio?

758
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,219
Otprilike tri mjeseca kasnije,

759
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,722
Bio sam u Earl's Courtu
poslovni klub,

760
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:47,184
i bio sam sam
sažaljevajući se

761
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,061
kad momak iz
moj rodni grad je rekao,

762
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,189
“Upravo sam vidio Belindu
niz cestu u pubu."

763
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,565
Rekao sam, "Što?"

764
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,734
Srce mi počinje ići ovako.

765
00:28:55,734 --> 00:29:00,364
♪

766
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:02,032
I srce mi je stalo.

767
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:05,410
Tu je bila, i sa njom je
cijeli kriket tim Oxforda,

768
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,664
a dečko joj je kapetan
Oxfordskog kriket tima,

769
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:09,915
saznala sam.

770
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:18,048
♪

771
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,050
Želim razgovarati s tobom vani.

772
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,344
A ona kaže: "Kako god
moraš mi reći,

773
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,887
reci mi ovdje."

774
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,098
Ne, želim razgovarati
tebi vani.

775
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,432
Čuo si što je rekla.

776
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,976
Šaka mi je izašla, prasak,

777
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,811
čak i prije nego što je izvukao liniju.

778
00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,230
ne znam,
bilo je samo instinktivno.

779
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,356
hej

780
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:39,236
♪

781
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,612
U redu, ulazi.

782
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,572
♪

783
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:46,076
Obišao drugu
strana auta...

784
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:47,577
a ona je iskočila.

785
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:50,122
I svi ovi igrači kriketa
izlaze prema meni.

786
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,581
Rekao sam: "O, sranje.

787
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:54,251
Dobit ću batine
budem li visio ovdje."

788
00:29:54,251 --> 00:30:00,424
♪

789
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,802
Bio sam zbunjen,

790
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,096
razoren, izgubljen.

791
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,306
Nisam znala što da radim.

792
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,183
I tada je bilo samo
nekoliko tjedana kasnije

793
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,519
da nisam imao novca,

794
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,105
i tako sam sišao do
gdje su trgovci automobilima

795
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,107
i rekao sam: "Trebam posao."

796
00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:19,860
Skoro sam zaključivao
da ovaj odnos

797
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,278
nije bilo suđeno biti,

798
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,572
i prolazio sam
povlačenje toga,

799
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,908
i par dana
kasnije sam dobio pismo.

800
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,953
Napisala je: "Možemo vidjeti
jedni drugima platonski."

801
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,748
"Platonski,"
što to dovraga znači?

802
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:35,459
Mislim da to znači emocionalno,

803
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:38,128
kao duhovno,

804
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,630
kao vidjeti svaku
drugi oči u oči.

805
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,383
Mislim da to nije u redu.

806
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,551
"Platonski"?

807
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,928
Pla--platonski...

808
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,973
-Da.
- Podcrtala je.

809
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,058
To je dobro.

810
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,809
Rekao sam, "Pa,
bolje nego ništa."

811
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:56,313
Rekla je: "Možemo vidjeti
dijelove Engleske zajedno."

812
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:57,355
moja gospo.

813
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,815
I otišao sam i pitao vozača

814
00:30:58,815 --> 00:30:59,983
koji dostavlja automobile,

815
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,860
"Gdje je najdalji auto
imaš ovaj vikend?"

816
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,613
Rekao sam, "Uzet ću to za tebe,
Ja ću to učiniti za ništa."

817
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,865
Rekao je, "Bristol,"
što nije...

818
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,326
nije turističko mjesto.

819
00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,328
-Bristol, dolazimo.
-Da.

820
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,788
Jedva čekam, čujem dobre stvari.

821
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:15,582
Rekla je, "Idem...
platonski."

822
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,292
Platonski.

823
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,835
Znam što to znači.

824
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,088
Uvijek jesam, nisam
morati to pogledati.

825
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:24,758
Ova "platonska" riječ
počelo me smetati.

826
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,093
Izgledaš divno.

827
00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:29,179
Oh, hvala ti.

828
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,099
Idemo tamo i
večeramo.

829
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:34,351
Osjećao sam njezin miris.

830
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,019
Evo, zaostajete.

831
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,771
Oh.

832
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:40,857
Oh, to je... to je
dobro, hvala.

833
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,318
Dokrajči je.

834
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,361
Bilo je nešto drugo.

835
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,446
Znaš, samo pomiriši
i okus i dodir

836
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,533
ima puno posla
s kim si

837
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,659
i koliko voliš.

838
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,536
Bože, ako ga dobije
življe ovdje gore,

839
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:54,204
sprovod će izbiti.

840
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,540
(smijeh)

841
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,291
Večeras je bilo, um,

842
00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,793
stvarno je lijepo.

843
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,462
Bilo je, zar ne?

844
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:06,716
-Ovo sam ja.
- Ovo sam ja, pa...

845
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,844
-Laku noć.
-Laku noć.

846
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:17,811
♪

847
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,229
Vidimo se ujutro.

848
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,565
- Vidimo se ujutro.
-U redu.

849
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:22,566
U redu.

850
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:25,527
Ono što nije znala jest
da sam ukrao ključ

851
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:28,905
u njezinu sobu iz
recepcija,

852
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,534
i tako bih joj samo dao
vrijeme je da se ušuškaš

853
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:35,704
i biti gola, nadamo se,

854
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,581
onda ću otići u njezinu sobu

855
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,875
i iznenaditi je.

856
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,294
Razmišljam: "Jedva čekam
da se vratim s njom,

857
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,712
jedva čekam."

858
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:47,716
♪

859
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,427
Sljedeća stvar, moj želudac
počinje tutnjati.

860
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,516
(nadutost)

861
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:03,231
A ja sam dobio najgore
proljev koji sam ikada imao.

862
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:17,329
♪

863
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,663
Svaki put kad sam prišao vratima,

864
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,790
Morao sam se okrenuti i
vrati se u kupaonicu.

865
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,792
Svaki put kad bih prišao vratima.

866
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:29,966
♪

867
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:32,469
Samo sam bio bolestan,
a onda bih se oprao

868
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:35,305
i početi se vraćati
opet do vrata.

869
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:39,434
Ne, ne, ti si
podići ću se i...

870
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,269
(nadutost)

871
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,939
♪

872
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,358
(mrmljanje)

873
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,693
♪

874
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,238
Učinio sam ovo otprilike
šest ili sedam puta.

875
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:53,281
♪

876
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,950
Čekaj, šest ili sedam puta?

877
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:57,535
Zar nisi mislio da možda
trebao bi odustati nakon jednog?

878
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,538
Pa, ne, bio sam, znaš,
dobro se okupavši

879
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:04,042
i nadajući se da bih mogao izaći.

880
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,502
Znaš, bilo bi
neugodno tamo

881
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:08,713
ako ste bili u
u sredini i, uh,

882
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,383
dobivanje smeđeg dima
iz tvoje guzice.

883
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:14,886
♪

884
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,513
(nadutost)

885
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:26,898
♪

886
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,233
-Oh.
- Oh, hvala ti.

887
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,402
Vidio sam je sljedeće jutro
za doručak,

888
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,695
i rekla mi je...

889
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:32,988
Kladio bih se u bilo što

890
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:36,700
ti bi pokušao dobiti
u moju sobu sinoć.

891
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:40,203
Ti si se promijenio.

892
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:41,955
Što da kažem?

893
00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:43,331
imam.

894
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:49,629
♪

895
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,339
Ovo je bilo zabavno.

896
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,758
Da, bilo je.

897
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,969
Hvala što ste došli.

898
00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:57,846
Jako mi je drago što jesam.

899
00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:00,223
Vozili smo se natrag u London,

900
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,767
a mi smo na
autoput, M4...

901
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,728
Wow, stvarno se spušta.

902
00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:06,187
Bila je tamna noć i kišovito.

903
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,690
Samo ću stati ovdje
samo da budem na sigurnoj strani.

904
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,567
I samo sam mogao vidjeti
svjetla Londona,

905
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,901
Rekao sam, "Učinit ću to."

906
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:14,529
I spustio sam se
ispod autoceste.

907
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:22,078
♪

908
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,830
Zgrabio ju je.

909
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,749
♪

910
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,375
I vodili smo ljubav.

911
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:32,005
♪

912
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,132
poslije,
Gledao sam je,

913
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,550
i bila je nekako...

914
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,510
uz prozor plačući.

915
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,262
(šmrcanje)

916
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:45,685
♪

917
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,187
Belinda.

918
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,439
♪

919
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,399
Sljedeće što se okreće
okolo i dolazi na mene,

920
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,777
i podigao sam ruku,
Mislio sam da će me udariti

921
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,196
jer je plakala.

922
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,448
volim te

923
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,576
Još uvijek te volim.

924
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,828
Preseli se kod mene.

925
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,456
Ne mogu, tata bi me ubio.

926
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:09,876
♪

927
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,753
On neće biti tamo.

928
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:15,006
Ovo mjesto nije dovoljno veliko.

929
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:20,053
Imao bi moju
tata živjeti s tobom?

930
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,097
Podnijela bih ga da ti...

931
00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:23,264
dođi ovamo

932
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:33,650
♪

933
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,569
volim te

934
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:39,948
I ja tebe volim.

935
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,034
- Platonski.
-Platonski!

936
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:48,790
♪

937
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:49,916
Ahh

938
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,167
jako te volim

939
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,585
volim te

940
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:54,879
U redu, vidimo se večeras.

941
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,131
♪

942
00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,717
Ugodan dan, dušo!

943
00:36:58,717 --> 00:36:59,926
Preselila se kod mene,

944
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,846
i mislio sam da sam umro
i otišao u raj.

945
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:06,808
Zato sam došao k sebi
London, bio je za nju.

946
00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:10,103
Preselio sam se iz
mali salon automobila

947
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:13,356
do Mercedes-Benza u Park Laneu,

948
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,525
a bio je i tip
koji je bio fotograf,

949
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,987
Charles Jenkins,
hoda u jednom danu

950
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,656
a mi ovo gledamo
posebno Mercedes, kaže on,

951
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,366
"Vidi, reći ću ti što..."

952
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,701
Otkupit ću ovo od tebe

953
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:27,495
ako mi dopustiš da uzmem
neke tvoje slike.

954
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,540
Rekao sam, "Zdravo, imam
homoseksualac na mojim rukama."

955
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,751
Zašto bi itko htio
slikati čovjeka?

956
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,085
Eto koliko sam ja bila naivna.

957
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,255
Pa sam poslao Belindu.

958
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,548
Onda se vraća k meni,

959
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,800
slikao ju je
jer je pristojan...

960
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,720
Ne, budalo, želim
slikati te.

961
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,388
Rekao sam: "Što su
o čemu pričaš?"

962
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:47,891
Nisam znao da postoji
kao što su muški modeli.

963
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,226
Samo sam mislio da su ljudi uzeli
slike ljudi koji puše

964
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,812
ili na konjima ili bilo što drugo,
tako se dogodilo.

965
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,272
Rekao je: "Ušla si."

966
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,567
Znaš, oni traže
za muškarce poput tebe.

967
00:37:57,567 --> 00:38:00,153
Znate, grubi momci.

968
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,197
Robusni momci su sada tu.

969
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,574
Stvarno?

970
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,785
-Ha.
-Da.

971
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,037
Oh, George, izgledaš fantastično.

972
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,622
Uzmimo još jednu.

973
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,916
Oh, ti si rođen za ovo.

974
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,918
Kako zovete
njih, glava lica?

975
00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:17,462
Ovo su tvoje
udarci u glavu, draga.

976
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,799
- Udarci u glavu?
- Snimke u glavu, tvog lica.

977
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,675
On kaže: "Postoji
puno novca u njemu.

978
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:25,220
Skini ove slike
u Scottyjevu agenciju za modele

979
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,513
u ulici Bond."

980
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,473
Mislio sam, znaš,
bilo je to gubljenje vremena,

981
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,933
ali koji vrag?

982
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,100
(smijeh)

983
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,394
♪

984
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:36,231
Pa sam tamo čekao
pola mog ručka.

985
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,108
Nisu izašli da me vide.

986
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:42,403
Znali su da sam tamo,
ali nisu izašli.

987
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,615
Pa sam ih samo povratio
u zrak i izašao.

988
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:49,160
♪

989
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,662
Sljedeća stvar, zovu me.

990
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:53,957
Rekao je: "Moraš ustati
Times Building odmah.

991
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:57,001
Bert Stern, jedan od najvećih
fotografi u svijetu,

992
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,127
želi te iskoristiti."

993
00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:01,214
Izgubio je muški model
s kojim je radio

994
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,466
jer bebe
s kojim je radio

995
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,218
bili iznad njegove glave
a on ih je držao

996
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:06,511
i svi su piškili po njemu,

997
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,721
a nakon trećeg,
rekao je, "Do vraga s ovim,"

998
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:10,765
i izašao.

999
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,684
Sljedeće što znam,
Dobio sam posao.

1000
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,645
Osmijeh, osmijeh
ovo dojenče, osmijeh.

1001
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,105
On je slatko malo dijete, ha?

1002
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,274
Znaš, pomislio sam, "Pa,
to je posao, koji vrag?"

1003
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,860
jako dobro ti ide,
George, vrlo dobro.

1004
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:26,322
Ooh, um, ti si oko
da pukneš, zar ne?

1005
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,657
Oh, da.

1006
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:28,908
Onda su i mene popiškili.

1007
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,994
Samo bih se sklonio i
zaroni, i, znaš,

1008
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,788
Nisam se uzrujao, znaš,
Samo sam izbjegavao dječju piškinu.

1009
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:38,585
Uf, što imaš
hranio ovu bebu?

1010
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:39,961
(pljuvanje)

1011
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,255
Pa pogodi što se dogodilo,
izašao je tri mjeseca kasnije

1012
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,590
i svi me žele.

1013
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,425
Čekaj, želim
da tu zastanem.

1014
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:48,928
Koliko ove priče
to što si mi rekao je istina?

1015
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,764
-Koji?
-Cijela priča.

1016
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:55,101
Hej, kako se mogu sjetiti
ako nije istina?

1017
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:58,730
♪

1018
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:01,524
♪ Bit će promjena
u vremenu ♪

1019
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,693
♪ I promjena u moru ♪

1020
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:08,364
Postao sam jedan od europskih vrhova
modeli, muški modeli, noćenje.

1021
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,366
Tako da sam preuzet
sedam dana u tjednu.

1022
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,201
Morao sam odustati od posla.

1023
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,913
Da, samo ću, uh,

1024
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:19,042
zgrabi staro...

1025
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:22,462
stavljanje klina.

1026
00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:23,504
Ja sam sofisticiran.

1027
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,298
ništa nisam znao
Što se tiče manekenstva, samo sam...

1028
00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:26,799
Nisam ni znao
gdje je bila kamera.

1029
00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:29,719
Mislim, ni sam ne znam što
kvragu se ja ovdje reklamiram.

1030
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,889
Viski ili stolica?

1031
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,683
A onda je došao ovaj posao
to se zove "Big Fry,"

1032
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,729
najveći komercijalni projekt
u to vrijeme u Londonu.

1033
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,940
Ulazi Big Fry
grad, bum-bum,

1034
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,650
s velikom bombonijerom.

1035
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,234
♪ Big Fry's dolazi ♪

1036
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:46,235
♪ Da, da ♪

1037
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,363
♪ Big Fry ♪

1038
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,572
Bilo je zabavno.

1039
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,741
Malo su zapošljavali
ljudi oko mene,

1040
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,826
tako je većina ljudi mislila
Bio sam visok sedam stopa

1041
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:57,080
ili osam stopa visok, pa oni
nije me baš prepoznao.

1042
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,915
Mislim, koristio sam
vidjeti stvari poput

1043
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:03,503
"Želio bih upoznati Big Fryja"
napisano na zidovima zahoda.

1044
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,213
Život mi je išao uzlaznom putanjom.

1045
00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:07,131
Upravo sam se smjestio
sa svojom djevojkom,

1046
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,800
i svi smo sretni
i sve.

1047
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,427
Onda su me zamolili da idem
na posao u Španjolsku

1048
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,221
s tri prekrasne djevojke.

1049
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:24,565
♪

1050
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,275
Oh, zabava je!

1051
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,695
♪

1052
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,363
u redu!

1053
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:35,284
♪

1054
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,286
I prve noći kad sam tamo,

1055
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,789
tu je ta djevojka,
ona je iz Njemačke,

1056
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,708
zvala se Gundel.

1057
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:44,669
Bila je jedna od
Njemački top modeli,

1058
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:47,005
i bila je zapanjujuća.

1059
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,298
Nešto nije u redu?

1060
00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:51,968
Uh, ne, ne, nikako.

1061
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:55,722
Zapravo, sve je savršeno.

1062
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:59,392
Jeste, zar ne?

1063
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,144
Mislim, "O, Bože,

1064
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:02,520
U nevolji sam."

1065
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,272
Oči gore, George.

1066
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:05,857
Uh, da.

1067
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,650
Molim te, ostani koncentriran.

1068
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:16,242
♪

1069
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:19,495
George, možeš li
Dodaj mi bananu?

1070
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,080
♪

1071
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,665
Ne taj.

1072
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,208
Onaj veći.

1073
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:44,937
♪

1074
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,397
Mmm.

1075
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:56,866
♪

1076
00:42:56,866 --> 00:43:00,787
Radili smo zajedno za dvoje
tjedana i ponašao sam se pristojno.

1077
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:04,082
Onda sam na aerodromu
otići u London,

1078
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:06,042
i ona je došla gore
meni i rekla je,

1079
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:09,087
“Idem vidjeti
moja majka na Menorci.

1080
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,963
Želite li doći?"

1081
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,882
Bio sam šokiran, rekao sam,

1082
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:15,343
„Ali moja torba, moja torba
odlazak u London."

1083
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,385
I rekla je...

1084
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,513
Oh, šteta.

1085
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:30,066
♪

1086
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,193
Nikad više nisam vidio tu torbu.

1087
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:36,572
♪

1088
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:38,741
Upravo sam nazvao Belindu
i rekao da ću biti--

1089
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,618
Produžili su mi tjedan dana.

1090
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,579
♪

1091
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:46,165
A ona je rekla, "U redu,
Vidimo se za tjedan dana."

1092
00:43:52,088 --> 00:44:05,643
♪

1093
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,895
A kad sam se vratio...

1094
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,773
♪

1095
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:14,235
...ona, uh, znala je to
Bio sam s nekim drugim.

1096
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:24,579
♪

1097
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,122
Bila je pametna.

1098
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:40,261
♪

1099
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:43,472
Prije sam plakao zbog nje,

1100
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,141
kad je nisam mogao pronaći.

1101
00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,767
Onda kad sam je našao

1102
00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:51,022
i samo živjeti
tvoja fantazija s njom,

1103
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,691
radeći ono što ste mislili
možda si učinio.

1104
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,569
♪

1105
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,697
Onda pomislim na sliku
promijenilo se u mom umu, znaš,

1106
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,991
u podsvjesnom umu.

1107
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,409
(zatvaranje vrata)

1108
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,952
♪

1109
00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:09,081
Bio sam neiskren prema djevojci
Živjela sam s, voljela.

1110
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,791
♪

1111
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,543
bila sam tužna.

1112
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,212
♪

1113
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:17,965
Dakle, to je bio kraj Belinde.

1114
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:22,470
♪

1115
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:27,266
(kiša pada)

1116
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,355
Pa se Belinda iselila,

1117
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,524
živjela s ocem koji je
bio u to vrijeme u Londonu.

1118
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,694
I to je čudna stvar,

1119
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:41,864
mislio bi da ću biti
slomljena srca godinama.

1120
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:45,743
♪

1121
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,037
Ali bilo je to drugo doba.

1122
00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,289
Vodili smo ljubav, a ne rat.

1123
00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:53,042
A bio sam mlad, 24-godišnjak,

1124
00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,460
ludi Australac,

1125
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:59,590
a djevojke su bile--ne sve djevojke,
ali neke je to privuklo.

1126
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,552
Bio je to najluđi seks
vrijeme koje sam ikada imao.

1127
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:07,515
♪

1128
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:12,019
Žene u 60-ima su bile
jednako seksualno orijentiran

1129
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,897
kako muškarci, tako i oni
izbijali su.

1130
00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:20,152
♪

1131
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,321
Dobar dan, stari, Ken,
muški model/glumac.

1132
00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:24,657
- Drago mi je.
-U Njemačkoj sam se bavila modelingom

1133
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,742
i upoznala sam tipa
zove Ken Gaherity,

1134
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:29,662
koji je bio stipendist
Australski model.

1135
00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:31,747
Upoznali smo se sa svakim
drugi prilično dobro

1136
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:33,291
kroz uglavnom žene.

1137
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,459
Pa, uh, što si ti
raditi nakon posla?

1138
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,253
- Oh, ovaj...
-Da, pa, Ken i ja

1139
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:41,048
samo razmišljali o tome da imaju
druženje kod nas.

1140
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,009
Da, malo istine ili izazova?

1141
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,094
Evo kako to funkcionira,
iskreno bismo vam rekli

1142
00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:46,679
da želimo
voditi ljubav s tobom,

1143
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:48,973
a onda vas izazivamo da to učinite.

1144
00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:50,558
Povukao bih žene
s ulice

1145
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,601
i uzeo bih ih u sebe
Kenovo mjesto, i...

1146
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:55,021
♪

1147
00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:57,481
Sljedeće što znaš,
imamo troje.

1148
00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:01,944
♪

1149
00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:04,405
Radili smo ovo desetke puta,

1150
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,866
a bilo je ponekad
dva ili tri puta dnevno.

1151
00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:08,826
Ne, nisi baš
dobivanje, reci to sa mnom.

1152
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:09,994
"Dobar dan."

1153
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,162
Dobar dan.

1154
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,956
Da, znaš, imaš
vrlo... talentiran jezik,

1155
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,624
Mogu reći.

1156
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,626
Bio je to jedan dan
Pokupio sam djevojku

1157
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,794
na Kraljevoj cesti.

1158
00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,046
Rekao sam joj, "Dođi gore,

1159
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:23,007
moramo se naći s prijateljem
moja, popij šalicu čaja."

1160
00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:25,718
-Naravno.
-U redu.

1161
00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:28,471
I sjedimo tamo gore
uz šalicu čaja,

1162
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:31,891
a onda je rekla,
"Pa, sad moram ići."

1163
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:35,394
Ne, ne, ne bi trebao
ići bilo gdje.

1164
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:37,980
-Zašto?
- A Ken je rekao,

1165
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,982
"Stavio sam ti kiselinu u čaj.

1166
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:42,068
I stavio sam ga
i tvoj, George."

1167
00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:43,319
(smijeh)

1168
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:44,320
Što je to?

1169
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,280
A ja nisam znao što je kiselina.

1170
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,282
On kaže, "LSD.

1171
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,326
Zar nikad nisi čuo za to?"

1172
00:47:50,326 --> 00:47:53,162
On nije takva vrsta
tip kojem možeš vjerovati.

1173
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:54,663
Čini da se zidovi tope,

1174
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,707
vaš mozak osjeća
kao da gori.

1175
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,834
♪

1176
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,961
Što ste vas troje
pričaš o?

1177
00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:02,671
♪

1178
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,299
- Težak sam tisuću funti.
(smijeh)

1179
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,009
♪

1180
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,179
Težak sam tisuću funti
a moje noge su bicikli.

1181
00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,890
Sljedeća stvar, vidio sam svoj dah
idući preko sobe

1182
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:13,849
a zavjese koje se pomiču.

1183
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,559
Moje ruke su također bicikli.

1184
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:19,271
I mislim, moj Bože,
Ken, što si učinio?

1185
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:22,024
Čudno je, mogu osjetiti okus boja.

1186
00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:24,693
(smije se)

1187
00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,362
(izdisaj)

1188
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:28,030
Pa, mogao bih pogoditi sijeno.

1189
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:30,282
što kažeš,
hoćeš li doći?

1190
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,784
(smijeh)

1191
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,369
I ležim u krevetu
i odjednom,

1192
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:35,871
Gledam u uho ovog tipa.

1193
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:37,706
A ja kažem: "Čije je to uho?"

1194
00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,250
Čije je to uho?

1195
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,251
Onda sam se malo vratio

1196
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,169
i dalje nije mogao
shvatiti to.

1197
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,879
Išao je ravno do stropa.

1198
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,423
Čije je to uho?

1199
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,633
I pogledao sam, vidio sam je.

1200
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:49,718
Rekao: "To je
cura s kojom sam!

1201
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:51,011
Sranje, to sam ja!"

1202
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:53,806
Gledao sam u svoje uho,
Nisam ni znao!

1203
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:55,975
Zoom, natrag u tijelo.

1204
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:02,731
Sad je dan
sljedeće jutro,

1205
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:05,234
a ona je rekla: "Možeš li
izbavi me odavde?"

1206
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:08,612
Mislio sam da ću samo
bio tamo sat vremena.

1207
00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,531
Da.

1208
00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:12,408
Mm.

1209
00:49:12,408 --> 00:49:14,618
(smijeh)

1210
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,120
Pa je odvedem dolje

1211
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,456
i postoji niz od
ljudi na autobusnoj stanici

1212
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,542
ide na posao
na Kraljevoj cesti.

1213
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:25,045
I svi bulje u nas.

1214
00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:27,923
A ja ću: "Što
buljiš u?"

1215
00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:29,592
gledam dolje,
Nisam imao odjeću.

1216
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,385
Imao sam svoju odjeću
ispod moje ruke

1217
00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:32,845
a isto tako i ona.

1218
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:36,015
♪

1219
00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:37,641
Mislili smo da ih stavimo.

1220
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:41,395
Eto kako smo bili izvan svega.

1221
00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,731
Ups.

1222
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,941
Bilo je to ludo vrijeme u mom životu,

1223
00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:48,777
ali radilo se o
da još više poludim.

1224
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:53,866
♪

1225
00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:56,327
Pa sam se družio s Kenom,

1226
00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:57,369
i rekao mi je,

1227
00:49:57,369 --> 00:50:00,456
"Hej, stari, moram
pomozi mi sutra."

1228
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:01,624
Rekao sam, "Što?"

1229
00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:03,542
Rekao je: "Od moje djevojke
vraćam se u grad,"

1230
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,419
a imao je
sam duplo bukirao.

1231
00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,129
Imam sastanak s agentom
koje sam želio upoznati

1232
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:08,797
tako dugo.

1233
00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:11,091
Pa da, ali
to je bio agent.

1234
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,134
Filmski agent.

1235
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,344
Ken se samo bavio modelingom

1236
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,970
da dobije nešto novca.

1237
00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,305
Stvarno je želio biti glumac.

1238
00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:17,765
Moraš mi pomoći.

1239
00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:19,475
Ne mogu je podnijeti.

1240
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,976
Ona će uzeti
te na projekciju.

1241
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,103
- Što je to?
- Nisam imao pojma.

1242
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,897
Pa, prikazuju filmove
koji još nisu izašli.

1243
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:28,150
Možeš li to učiniti za mene?

1244
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,693
U redu, učinit ću to.

1245
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,487
To je super!

1246
00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:32,988
- To je super.
-Bez brige.

1247
00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,616
-Super, super.
-Da, u redu je.

1248
00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:36,909
Hvala, stari.

1249
00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,410
Bez brige.

1250
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:41,539
- Jesi li dobro, ljubavi?
-Mm-hm.

1251
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,666
Tako je to bilo ležerno.

1252
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,460
Otišao sam sutradan i
bila je tu Maggie Abbott.

1253
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,255
Wackadoo, hej?

1254
00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,257
Dakle, ti si Kenov prijatelj.

1255
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:56,303
Da, da, jesmo
malo brbljao.

1256
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:59,598
Jeste li bliski s Kenom?

1257
00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:01,892
Oh, vidimo se
kad-tad.

1258
00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:05,938
Mm, da, isto,
imamo zajedničke prijatelje.

1259
00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,314
Prijatelji koji nas spajaju.

1260
00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:09,483
Na neki način - da.

1261
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:10,818
Ne mogu se sjetiti filma koji smo gledali,

1262
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,571
ali vidio sam Rolling Stonese.

1263
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,114
Poznajete Rolling Stonese?

1264
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:17,741
Poznajem li Rolling Stonese?

1265
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:20,703
I tamo sam vidio Beatlese.

1266
00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:22,496
Pavle!

1267
00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:23,914
Poznajete Paula McCartneyja?

1268
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:26,166
Naravno, naravno.

1269
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:29,211
Svi se pojavljuju
na ovim projekcijama

1270
00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:31,046
i bio sam jako impresioniran.

1271
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,591
Jako sam impresioniran.

1272
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:38,721
Sada sam sjedio u sredini
svih ovih važnih ljudi.

1273
00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,973
I agenti i ljudi,
Rečeno mi je kasnije,

1274
00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,933
pitali tko sam.

1275
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,477
♪

1276
00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,730
Vratio sam se u Pariz,
Živio sam u Parizu,

1277
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,733
i bio sam u djevojačkoj
kuća koju sam upravo upoznao.

1278
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,902
-(uzdahne)
-Bonjour?

1279
00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:56,739
A ona kaže, "Pour tu."

1280
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,407
Dodaje mi telefon - za mene.

1281
00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,243
Rekao sam, "Ne može biti,
nitko ne zna da sam s tobom."

1282
00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:02,536
I to je Maggie Abbott.

1283
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,204
George, ovdje Maggie Abbott.

1284
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,748
Maggie je nazvala moju kuću.

1285
00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:08,584
Moja cimerica je poslala Išao sam
u restoran La Coupole.

1286
00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,336
Nazvao gospodara
a maître d' kaže

1287
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:13,339
Otišao sam s ovom djevojkom,
i nazvala me.

1288
00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:15,466
Ne biste li mislili da bih
misliš da je to važno?

1289
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:16,550
Što me želiš?

1290
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:18,636
Postoji film, mislim
za koje si prava.

1291
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,887
Kako se ono zove?

1292
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:23,974
Pa ja ne idem
da ti kažem na telefon.

1293
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:26,602
Vrati se ravno natrag
u London, George.

1294
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:31,357
Poklopio sam slušalicu i otišao
voditi ljubav s ovom djevojkom

1295
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:32,900
i zaboravio na to.

1296
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,068
Otprilike tri ili četiri tjedna kasnije,

1297
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,486
Vratio sam se u London s Kenom,

1298
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:38,030
a on me upita: „Što
je li te Maggie htjela?"

1299
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,782
Ne znam, ona
ne bi mi rekao.

1300
00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:42,826
Bože, samo je zvala
posvuda te traže.

1301
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,745
Zašto je nisi nazvao?

1302
00:52:44,745 --> 00:52:46,246
ne znam

1303
00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:47,706
Prijatelju, ja nisam glumac.

1304
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:51,293
Željela je da glumim
u filmu ili tako nešto.

1305
00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,586
hajde

1306
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,838
Idemo je pronaći.

1307
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:57,091
Ken, u pravu smo
usred...

1308
00:52:57,091 --> 00:53:00,010
Pa smo otišli u njezin ured
i rekla je Kenu da pričeka vani

1309
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,303
dok ona razgovara sa mnom.

1310
00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,847
U redu, imaš me ovdje.

1311
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:05,891
Što sad hoćeš od mene?

1312
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:10,521
A ona je rekla: "Mislim
ti si pravi za James Bonda."

1313
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,773
-Rekao sam, "Što?"
-Što?

1314
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,483
"Zašto to govoriš?"

1315
00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:16,735
Rekla je: "Ti si samo
vrlo siguran u sebe."

1316
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:17,903
Vrlo bahato.

1317
00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,196
Oni traže ovo.

1318
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,614
Arogantan?

1319
00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:21,699
(ruga se)

1320
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,200
A ja to nisam znala
arogancija je bila loša riječ,

1321
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,326
pa sam rekao: "Hvala".

1322
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,495
Moraš ući
vidjeti Dysona Lovella,

1323
00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:28,997
direktor kastinga.

1324
00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:31,166
Idi dolje.

1325
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,751
Neka te vidi.

1326
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,753
♪

1327
00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:37,172
James Bond, eh...Bond.

1328
00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:39,967
A ona je rekla: "Idi dolje
tamo i neka te vidi."

1329
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:40,926
Da, u redu.

1330
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,762
Ali nije mi rekla
Morao sam se ušuljati.

1331
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,347
♪

1332
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:47,182
Sišao sam, samo sam ušao.

1333
00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:48,642
Uđi, uđi.

1334
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:49,643
Dobar dan ljubavi.

1335
00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:51,061
Ovdje sam da vidim Dysona Lovella.

1336
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:53,021
-Ime?
-Lazenby.

1337
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:54,690
George Lazenby.

1338
00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:57,484
Žao mi je, ne,
nisi na popisu.

1339
00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,695
Hm, sigurno--želite
još jednom provjeriti?

1340
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,196
Maggie Abbott
rekao mi je da svratim.

1341
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:03,490
Ovaj posao je za
samo sindikalni akteri.

1342
00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:05,159
Jeste li u sindikatu?

1343
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:06,577
Da - o ne, naravno.

1344
00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:09,246
Da, apsolutno,
doživotni član.

1345
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,330
Nazovi ih ako želiš, pitaj ih.

1346
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:12,207
-U redu.
-Pa, nemoj ih sada zvati.

1347
00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:13,375
Mislim, jeste
vjerojatno malo rano.

1348
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,418
Ne želim ih probuditi.

1349
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,670
U kojem ste sindikatu?

1350
00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:17,838
Onaj glavni, veliki.

1351
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:19,548
-DAFDA.
-Da, to je taj.

1352
00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:20,549
-Pogrešno.
-Sranje!

1353
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:22,384
Žao mi je, jesi
morat ću otići.

1354
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:23,886
Danijel?

1355
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:26,054
Budna si, ljubavi.

1356
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,098
Daniele, lijepo te je vidjeti.

1357
00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,893
I žena me izbaci,
kaže ne, nisi na popisu.

1358
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:32,060
Pa sam nazvao Maggie.

1359
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,645
-Maggie Abbott.
-Maggie!

1360
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:34,938
Rekao je da me neće pustiti unutra.

1361
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,190
- Ne bi me ni vidjeli.
(Maggie uzdahne)

1362
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,900
A ona je rekla: "Jesi
moram ući unutra!"

1363
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,610
Samo--samo prođi tu djevojku.

1364
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:40,903
Usmjerite svog unutarnjeg Jamesa Bonda.

1365
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:43,405
Učinite sve što je potrebno
ući u tu sobu.

1366
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,408
Srećom, sve sam vidio
ovi tamo čekaju

1367
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:48,744
koji su tražili
kao Sean Connery,

1368
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:50,412
a ja nisam bio.

1369
00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:51,622
Pa sam izašao i znao sam,

1370
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:52,873
kad sam bio prodavač automobila,

1371
00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,751
da je Sean Connery dobio svoj
kosa ošišana niz cestu.

1372
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:58,462
Nakon toga sam otišao
svom krojaču.

1373
00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,297
♪

1374
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,590
Ušao sam tamo, rekao sam,

1375
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,258
Želim odijelo
poput Seana Conneryja.

1376
00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:04,760
Možeš li to učiniti za mene danas?

1377
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,261
Rekli su: "Ha!"

1378
00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:08,138
Šest mjeseci, prijatelju.

1379
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,806
Pa, Isuse.

1380
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:12,184
♪

1381
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:13,310
Što je s tim?

1382
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,937
To je Conneryjevo.

1383
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:16,313
Odijelo koje nije uzeo.

1384
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,648
Nije ga uzeo mjesecima.

1385
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:20,609
O tome što svijet radi
neko fotografiranje ili tako nešto.

1386
00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:21,860
Je li tako?

1387
00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:23,278
Mislio sam, Isuse, ako jesu
u potrazi za Jamesom Bondom,

1388
00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:25,489
žele da tako izgledam.

1389
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:29,159
Znaš, kad bolje razmislim,
Samo ću uzeti taj šešir.

1390
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,452
Taj?

1391
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,037
Mm-hm, to je taj.

1392
00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:33,622
Vrlo dobro, gospodine.

1393
00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:39,461
♪

1394
00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:40,963
(smije se)

1395
00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:43,298
Dakle, ovdje imam Conneryjevo odijelo.

1396
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,092
Već sam imao Rolex.

1397
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,302
Ošišao sam se gdje
ošišao se.

1398
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:50,264
Vraćam se, čekam
izvan vrata,

1399
00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:53,559
i djevojka za stolom
tko me ne bi pustio unutra,

1400
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:56,436
ona se saginje
dobiti nešto

1401
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,397
a ja samo trčim desno
pored nje uz stepenice,

1402
00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:02,150
i ona ide,
"Hej, ti, stani!"

1403
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:04,695
Ne, Harry, slušaj, razgovaramo
o zamjeni Seana Conneryja,

1404
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,029
to nije lako učiniti.

1405
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:08,323
Dyson Lovell,
direktor kastinga,

1406
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:10,826
je bio na telefonu
razgovarajući s Harryjem Saltzmanom.

1407
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,327
Slušaj, idemo
pronaći ovog tipa.

1408
00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:15,247
Ne, Roger Moore jest
potpuno krivo za to.

1409
00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:16,665
Čekaj... tko si ti?

1410
00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:18,625
I stajao sam tamo
ovako mojom rukom,

1411
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,710
s Rolexom.

1412
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:23,046
Rekao sam: "Čuo sam da jesi
u potrazi za Jamesom Bondom."

1413
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:25,841
nisam imao
glumačko iskustvo.

1414
00:56:25,841 --> 00:56:28,927
Ali meni, znaš,
kao prodavač automobila,

1415
00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,304
ne znaš što
ovaj auto je o,

1416
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:31,555
ali ti ćeš reći
svi dobro je

1417
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:34,016
tako da možete prodati
krvava stvar.

1418
00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:35,559
Rekao je, "Harry,
vani je tip

1419
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:36,727
Mislim da biste trebali vidjeti."

1420
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,353
A Harry je rekao,
"Dovedite ga."

1421
00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,230
Pravo.

1422
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:41,356
Idemo.

1423
00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:42,733
I kakvi smo bili
hodajući preko ceste,

1424
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,610
govorio je: "Reci mi
tvoja životna priča."

1425
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:45,694
Rekao sam, "Što"?

1426
00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:46,862
Reci mi što si učinio.

1427
00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:47,946
Koliko si filmova snimio,

1428
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,489
što imaš--
gdje si radio

1429
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:54,620
Oh, Isuse - Kina, Mađarska.

1430
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,455
Rusija, Ukrajina.

1431
00:56:56,455 --> 00:56:58,248
Sve zemlje
mogao sam smisliti

1432
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,876
da ne bi
moći provjeriti.

1433
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,544
♪

1434
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,129
Pa, mislim
prilično je jednostavno.

1435
00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:05,464
On je distributer!

1436
00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:08,383
On bi trebao
za distribuciju filmova!

1437
00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:11,803
Dolazimo gore i Harry
ima zastrašujući ured.

1438
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,096
Jednostavno je.

1439
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,890
A Harry je sjedio tamo
s nogama na stolu,

1440
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:18,393
i pokazuje mi da sjednem
točno na dnu njegovih stopala.

1441
00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,520
Ne volim sjediti
pred nogama ljudi.

1442
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,189
- To mu je posao!
-Sjediti.

1443
00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:24,107
Pa sam otišao preko i
pogledao kroz prozor.

1444
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:28,445
ti si idiot,
ti si idiot!

1445
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,323
znaš što,
Moram ići, moram ići.

1446
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:35,494
♪

1447
00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:36,578
tko si ti

1448
00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:37,788
Rekao sam, "George Lazenby."

1449
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:40,082
Rekao je: "Reci mi
tvoja životna priča."

1450
00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:42,042
Pomislio sam, "O moj Bože,
Upravo sam mu rekao

1451
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,960
gomila laži;
ako zeznem--"

1452
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,879
Usrao sam se
ispod svega ovoga.

1453
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,631
Rekao sam: "Dobivam
preko moje glave."

1454
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:51,134
Rekao sam, "Upravo sam mu rekao,
neka ti on kaže."

1455
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,720
Oh! Hm... on je radio...

1456
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,013
Moj stav ga je pogodio.

1457
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:56,306
Svaki drugi glumac
imao je tamo

1458
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,308
učinio točno ono što traži.

1459
00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:03,271
A Mađarska... hm, da.

1460
00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:06,024
Rekao je Dysonu Lovellu,
rekao je: "Gdje je direktor?

1461
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,401
Gdje je Peter Hunt?"

1462
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:09,778
Uh, on je u Švicarskoj
tražeći lokaciju.

1463
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,029
When will he be back?

1464
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,114
Četiri sata u petak, gospodine.

1465
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:15,826
Harry je rekao: "Budi ovdje
četiri sata u petak."

1466
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,452
Rekao sam: "Ne mogu biti
ovdje u četiri sata."

1467
00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:18,745
Zašto ne možeš biti ovdje?

1468
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:19,830
Rekao sam, "Moram
izlazi odavde,

1469
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,124
ovi dečki će
otkrij da sam lažnjak."

1470
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:23,959
Rekao sam: "Radim
film u Parizu,"

1471
00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:25,293
što je sranje.

1472
00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,628
Koliko te plaćaju?

1473
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,213
Rekao sam, "500 funti dnevno,"

1474
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,632
koji je bio oko
50 tjedana plaće.

1475
00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:31,591
da

1476
00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,969
U redu, idi dolje
i vidi Stanley Sopel

1477
00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:35,554
i dat će ti 500 funti.

1478
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:38,390
Budi ovdje u petak u četiri sata.

1479
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,726
Stanley Sopel, u redu.

1480
00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,018
Što si tako zbunjen?

1481
00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:45,105
Odjebi odavde.

1482
00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:46,732
Na to nisam mogao ništa reći.

1483
00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:48,442
So then I go out
i zovem Maggie.

1484
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,985
Pa, kako ste prošli?

1485
00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:52,195
Pa, dali su mi 500 funti
da se vratim sutra.

1486
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,530
Oh, George, budi ozbiljan.

1487
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,198
-Kako si prošao?
-Maggie, dobio sam ček

1488
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,075
u mojoj ruci, 500 funti.

1489
00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,160
Rekla je: "Što si učinio?"

1490
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,411
Što si napravio?

1491
00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:01,830
Nitko nikome ne daje 500 funti
vratiti se na povratni poziv.

1492
00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:03,790
Pa, mogu ti pokazati,
ako želiš.

1493
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:06,501
-Što radiš večeras?
- Zbogom, George.

1494
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:12,007
♪

1495
00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:13,675
(uzdahne zadovoljno)

1496
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,594
Vidim
Peter Hunt u petak.

1497
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:16,803
Uđem u ured.

1498
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:19,306
Dakle, doletjeli su me
skroz natrag

1499
00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:22,392
s moje lokacije
izviđači u Švicarskoj

1500
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,186
samo da te upoznam.

1501
00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,062
I on bjesni.

1502
00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:28,523
Bio je ljut
kad sam ušao.

1503
00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:30,859
zbog mene,
morao se vratiti.

1504
00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:33,278
Gledajući me kao,
„Pa reci mi.

1505
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,697
Što si učinio?"

1506
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,115
(pročišćava grlo)

1507
00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,201
♪

1508
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,119
ne znam što
natjerao me na ovo,

1509
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:42,704
ali tek sam izašao
s tim, rekao sam...

1510
00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:43,955
"Peter...

1511
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:49,044
♪

1512
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:52,964
Nikada nisam glumio ispred
kamere u mom životu."

1513
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:57,177
Misliš li mi reći

1514
00:59:57,177 --> 01:00:01,306
nikad nisi glumio
dan u tvom životu?

1515
01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:04,935
I pogledao me
na nekoliko sekundi.

1516
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:08,396
(manijakalni smijeh)

1517
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:09,606
I držao se za trbuh,

1518
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:12,317
gledajući po sobi
trbušasti smijeh.

1519
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,778
(smijeh)

1520
01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:17,405
(pročišćava grlo)

1521
01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,241
Shvaćate li

1522
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,743
prevario si dvoje
najnemilosrdniji ljudi

1523
01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:24,037
da znam?

1524
01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,580
Drži se svoje priče
a ja ću te natjerati

1525
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:27,624
sljedeći James Bond.

1526
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:31,461
♪

1527
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:36,007
„Kod njezinog veličanstva
Tajna služba."

1528
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:38,009
To je nekako dugačak naslov.

1529
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:42,097
♪

1530
01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,473
Peter je bio na mojoj strani.

1531
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,600
Želio je da budem
sljedeći James Bond,

1532
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,395
ali me je uzeo da upoznamo
Brokula i Saltzman.

1533
01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:53,859
I već bi
istražio moju pozadinu.

1534
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,652
♪ Stižu veliki krumpirići ♪

1535
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,320
-Da, da!
-♪ Big Fry ♪

1536
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,321
Dolazi Big Fry.

1537
01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:01,783
Ulazimo u ured,
a Harry je rekao,

1538
01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:03,618
"Vodite ga odavde,
on je kvačica za rublje.

1539
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:05,829
Bit ćemo predmet ismijavanja
industrije."

1540
01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:06,788
Jer tih dana,

1541
01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,456
nitko nije koristio muško
model kao glumac.

1542
01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:11,167
Peter reče: "Želim ga iskušati
svidjelo se to tebi ili ne."

1543
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,878
Ovdje griješite.

1544
01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:14,045
Ponašaš se kao
lakrdijaš, prestani.

1545
01:01:14,045 --> 01:01:15,422
To je moj novac!

1546
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:16,798
Slušaj, on će biti Bond
da li mu se sviđa,

1547
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:17,883
- da li ti se sviđa...
- Petar kaže,

1548
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,134
„Ispitat ću ga na
tvoje mjesto, Harry.

1549
01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,135
Nitko neće znati."

1550
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:21,303
ne želim imati
opet ova rasprava.

1551
01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:23,680
Testiramo ga,
gotovo, zbogom, zbogom.

1552
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:27,309
Test zaslona, Lazenby, uzmi jedan.

1553
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:29,227
(snimke ploče)

1554
01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:31,855
Test zaslona je gdje
stavili su te pred kameru

1555
01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:33,189
da vidim kako izgledaš.

1556
01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:35,317
Žele vidjeti
kako se krećeš,

1557
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:36,192
kako pričaš.

1558
01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:39,362
A bilo ih je
300 testirano na filmu.

1559
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:42,699
I radio sam jedan za vratolomije.

1560
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,742
Rekli su: "Jašeš li konje?"

1561
01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:45,702
Rekao sam: "Da, od tada
Bio sam ovako visoko."

1562
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,495
Pa su jednog doveli
i nema sedlo na sebi.

1563
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,498
Samo sam ga uhvatio za grivu
i skočio na njega, poletio.

1564
01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:53,460
I vozio sam ga sve do
ostao je bez snage.

1565
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,503
Rekli su: "Možeš jahati
konj, to je sigurno."

1566
01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:58,673
Onda su me odveli
na bazen.

1567
01:01:58,673 --> 01:01:59,841
Mislio sam da sam ih impresionirao

1568
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:00,967
plivanjem
ispod vode.

1569
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,345
Pa sam zaronio i
došao na drugi kraj.

1570
01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:04,846
„Ne, na vrhu vode!

1571
01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:07,641
Želim te vidjeti kako plivaš!"

1572
01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:10,393
Morao sam prije svega
proći Harryja i Cubbyja,

1573
01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:11,686
jer kad sam bio muški model,

1574
01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,647
htjeli su me sasjeći.

1575
01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:16,316
Bio sam unutra, ne pokazujući to,

1576
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:18,652
da sam ovdje preko glave.

1577
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:21,905
upravo idem
da pravim budalu od sebe.

1578
01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:23,031
(kucanje na vrata)

1579
01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,659
I jedne noći,
ovaj tip mi je došao na vrata.

1580
01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:26,701
Mogu li vam pomoći?

1581
01:02:26,701 --> 01:02:28,036
Imao je ovo
lijepa djevojka s njim.

1582
01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,205
Rekao je: "Ona želi
voditi ljubav s tobom."

1583
01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:32,540
Rekao sam, "Što?"

1584
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,417
Skinula je opremu sa sebe.

1585
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,877
Molim vas uđite.

1586
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:42,217
♪

1587
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,886
Zanimljiv dizajn ovdje.

1588
01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:47,555
(dahtanje, stenjanje)

1589
01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:49,724
Popeo sam se na nju i

1590
01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:51,434
sjedio je unutra
stolicu tik do mene.

1591
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:53,228
Kažem: "Nisi
hoćeš li se pridružiti?"

1592
01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:58,274
Mislio sam da će biti
ide drugi ili tako nešto.

1593
01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:00,568
Rekao je, "Ne, ne, ne,
to je u redu."

1594
01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:03,989
I pomislio sam,
"On je prokleti perverznjak."

1595
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:06,241
(hrskanje u jabuku)

1596
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,410
Samo se teško koncentrirati.

1597
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,578
♪

1598
01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:13,039
Sljedeće što znam,
ona se oblači i odlazi.

1599
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,917
Uh...hvala?

1600
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:17,210
Rekli su da si muški model,

1601
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:20,088
i studio, bili su
bojim se da si gay.

1602
01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:23,675
Ali nisi, dakle.

1603
01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:26,511
Nisam imao pojma u
vrijeme je bio test.

1604
01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:29,264
Samo sam mislio
Imao sam sreće, znaš?

1605
01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,932
♪

1606
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:33,727
prošao sam
niz testova

1607
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,812
to je trajalo četiri mjeseca.

1608
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,105
(vikanje)

1609
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:45,905
♪

1610
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:50,118
Mm--protreseno, ne miješano.

1611
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,286
Nakon svega toga,

1612
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:53,413
Traže se United Artists
vidjeti me kako radim scenu borbe.

1613
01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,206
Peter Hunt je stalno govorio,
„On je Australac!

1614
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,624
Svi Australci se mogu boriti."

1615
01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:59,169
Kaskaderi su mi dali
pet minuta treninga.

1616
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,295
-Akcijski!
-Promašio prvi

1617
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:01,212
par momaka,

1618
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:02,797
i jedan od
pojavili su se kaskaderi

1619
01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:04,966
i udario sam ga
pravo u bradu.

1620
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,801
Pao je, migolji se
ovako na zemlji.

1621
01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:09,137
Mislim, "O moj Bože,
što sam učinio?"

1622
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:10,555
Harry prilazi
i zgrabi me za ruku,

1623
01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:11,806
odvodi me uza zid.

1624
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,099
Idemo s tobom.

1625
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:15,435
-Rekao sam, "Bilo je i vrijeme."
- Bilo je krajnje vrijeme.

1626
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,352
Što?

1627
01:04:16,352 --> 01:04:18,980
Rekao sam: "Hvala vam puno."

1628
01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:20,940
Harry je rekao: "Trebao bi
nazovi svoju majku."

1629
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:22,275
Nazovi svoju majku!

1630
01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:25,320
Pa zovem mamu,
ona kaže, "Oh, zdravo, sine."

1631
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,907
A ja sam rekao, "Mama, ja samo
dobio posao za Jamesa Bonda."

1632
01:04:28,907 --> 01:04:29,824
"Oh, jesi li?

1633
01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:32,619
Vi znate svoje
licenca je istekla."

1634
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:37,832
♪

1635
01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:41,795
Kad bi mi netko uzvratio
čak i kada sam bio u tinejdžerskim godinama

1636
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:45,173
da bih jednog dana
postati James Bond,

1637
01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:47,801
pomislio bih
on je izvan sebe.

1638
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:50,470
Osjećao sam da svaki čovjek
želio biti poput njega.

1639
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:51,930
jesam.

1640
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:56,392
Ovdje je tip koji je imao sve
stvar koju je svaki muškarac želio.

1641
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,686
Dobivao je na kocki,

1642
01:04:58,686 --> 01:05:01,147
uvijek je dobio djevojku,

1643
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:03,149
i mogao je pucati
ljudi koji su mu se našli na putu.

1644
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:06,319
Mislim, što više
bi li čovjek mogao željeti?

1645
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:09,364
Moje ime je Pussy Galore.

1646
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:10,907
Mora da sanjam.

1647
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,283
Pa sam imao ulogu,

1648
01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:16,079
pod uvjetom da nisam
spomeni to bilo kome.

1649
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:19,541
Imali su naslovnicu
časopisa Life,

1650
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:22,418
moja slika na naslovnici
kao novi James Bond,

1651
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:23,878
prije bilo koga drugog.

1652
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:25,463
A Harry je rekao: "Gubi se.

1653
01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:27,715
Idi u moju putničku agenciju,

1654
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:28,675
ići bilo gdje,

1655
01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:30,051
nazovi me kad stigneš."

1656
01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:34,514
Nije želio ništa drugo
pritisnuti ljude da me se dočepaju.

1657
01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:38,685
Pa sam otišao okolo
jug Francuske.

1658
01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:39,978
I pogodite koga sam nazvao?

1659
01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:41,563
(telefon zvoni)

1660
01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:44,482
♪

1661
01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:46,276
halo

1662
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,111
-Belinda.
-George?

1663
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:49,904
Srce mi je samo lupalo.

1664
01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:53,366
Rekao sam joj da imam
ulogu Jamesa Bonda.

1665
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,742
To je nevjerojatno.

1666
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,953
Želim te ovdje
sa mnom za slavlje,

1667
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,121
baš kao u stara vremena.

1668
01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,497
Njezin je tata podignuo slušalicu.

1669
01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:01,749
Oh, imao si sreće,
George, čujem li?

1670
01:06:01,749 --> 01:06:03,251
Rekao sam, "Da, da, jesam,"

1671
01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:04,711
a on nije
kao ja, naravno.

1672
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:08,923
Klasno je bio
na vrhu hrpe

1673
01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:11,342
i bio sam negdje
oko dna.

1674
01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:15,722
Osjećao sam: "Sada, Jack, ja sam na redu
tvoja razina," znaš?

1675
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:17,223
Rekao je: "Što si ti
učiniti s mojom kćeri

1676
01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:18,641
dolje na jugu Francuske?"

1677
01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:22,604
Rekao sam: "Ništa ja
nisam prije."

1678
01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:24,981
Je li upravo rekao: "Ništa
nisam prije?"

1679
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,608
Da, to je
točno ono što je rekao.

1680
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:27,817
Mm-hm.

1681
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:28,943
(lupi slušalicu)

1682
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:30,028
I ušla je u avion,

1683
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,654
krenula je prema dolje
na jug Francuske

1684
01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,281
iz Londona.

1685
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,325
(telefon zvoni)

1686
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:38,281
Ali u ta dva sata,
Harry me zove.

1687
01:06:38,281 --> 01:06:39,027
Zdravo.

1688
01:06:39,027 --> 01:06:40,622
Rekao je, "Hej, uzmi
natrag u London."

1689
01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:41,831
Rekao sam, "Zašto?"

1690
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,292
Rekao je: "Imamo
konferencija za novinare sutra."

1691
01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,501
Clunk.

1692
01:06:45,501 --> 01:07:04,354
♪

1693
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:08,816
(smijeh)

1694
01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:10,443
-Ovaj...
-Oh.

1695
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:15,615
♪

1696
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:17,575
Što je bilo?

1697
01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:21,496
I rekao sam, "Moram ići
odmah natrag u London."

1698
01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:22,455
Što?

1699
01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,625
Da, ja-stvari jesu
tako ludo sada.

1700
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,752
Ali dobro je, stvarno dobro,

1701
01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:30,046
ali upravo sam dobio telefonski poziv

1702
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,673
i oni me trebaju
sada tamo iza,

1703
01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:33,299
moram ići

1704
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:35,385
kad se vraćaš

1705
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:38,888
Bože, sutra,
prekosutra, max.

1706
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:41,683
-Obećavam.
-U redu.

1707
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,559
Pa sam je poslao u hotel,

1708
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,853
i rekao sam: "Doći ću
nazad čim budem mogao,

1709
01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:48,231
vjerojatno će biti sutra
ili prekosutra."

1710
01:07:48,231 --> 01:08:06,291
♪

1711
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,376
Nikad se nije dogodilo.

1712
01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:11,421
Mislio sam da ću se vratiti
za par dana.

1713
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:15,133
Nisam imao pojma
bilo bi mnogo godina

1714
01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:16,843
prije nego što sam je ponovno vidio.

1715
01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:21,389
Ona je u međuvremenu dobila
oženio i imao djecu.

1716
01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:23,725
Naletjeli smo jedno na drugo
Mislim da se radilo o

1717
01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:25,560
20 godina kasnije.

1718
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:33,901
Život bi bio drugačiji

1719
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,611
da sam se vratio.

1720
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,158
Fuj.

1721
01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:43,953
Bila je ljepotica, dobra žena.

1722
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,204
ja samo...

1723
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,209
Znaš, to je jedan
tih stvari

1724
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:54,297
kada tajming ne ide
onako kako vi želite

1725
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:58,718
a trebalo je biti.

1726
01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:10,104
Reci mi, što je bilo
radiš prije ovoga?

1727
01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:12,148
Bila sam model.

1728
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,232
Ako se želiš odmah vratiti,

1729
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:15,193
Bio sam prodavač i
prije toga mehaničar.

1730
01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:17,695
Što vas je stvarno privuklo
prijaviti se za ovaj posao?

1731
01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:20,907
Pa, bilo je na
preporuka prijatelja

1732
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,241
zove Maggie Abbott.

1733
01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:23,618
Peter Hunt, jesi
tu pored tebe

1734
01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:25,745
čovjek koji nije glumac

1735
01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:28,289
i tko će biti
možda najpoznatiji glumac

1736
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,332
u godinama koje dolaze.

1737
01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:30,458
Ne, griješiš.

1738
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,959
Nitko neće uspjeti
njega poznatog glumca.

1739
01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:35,296
Oni će
učiniti ga filmskom zvijezdom.

1740
01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:38,549
Tamo je bilo puno tiska
iz svih različitih zemalja.

1741
01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,302
-George?
-George?

1742
01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,971
I pijuckao sam dalje
bijelo vino ili tako nešto

1743
01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:47,600
i pušenje cigareta,
samo razgovarati s njima.

1744
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,726
Nisam znala što radim.

1745
01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,812
Što vas najviše brine
o preuzimanju

1746
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:53,815
višemilijunski
ovakav film?

1747
01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:55,817
♪

1748
01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,276
Biti u stanju to učiniti dobro.

1749
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,070
Tome se i nadam
moći učiniti.

1750
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,155
I mislio sam,

1751
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:03,783
"Koji kurac imati
sam se uvalio?"

1752
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,618
(smijeh)

1753
01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:08,287
♪

1754
01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:09,789
Pa smo otišli u Švicarsku,

1755
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:12,875
a sad je vrijeme
za snimanje filma.

1756
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,711
Nikada nisam bio na filmskom setu.

1757
01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:15,795
Imaš stotine članova posade,

1758
01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:18,381
imaš kaskadersku ekipu,
imaš helikoptere,

1759
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:21,342
i stvarno je
velika, velika stvar.

1760
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:22,927
A ti si središnja figura.

1761
01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:26,431
Svi su bili iskusni
u glavnim ulogama.

1762
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,933
Diana Rigg i Telly Savalas.

1763
01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:31,769
Oni su radili
kao glumci desetljećima.

1764
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:33,730
George, očito, postoji
bit će neka usporedba

1765
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,815
između sebe
i Sean Connery.

1766
01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:37,024
Kako mislite
ovu usporedbu

1767
01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:39,944
će utjecati na vaš imidž?

1768
01:10:39,944 --> 01:10:42,321
Sean Connery
stvorio Jamesa Bonda.

1769
01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:44,574
Kako da mi bude bolje
nego Sean Connery

1770
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,033
glumiti Jamesa Bonda?

1771
01:10:46,033 --> 01:10:47,368
gospodin...

1772
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:50,663
Bond, James Bond.

1773
01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:53,040
ja nisam glumac,
Nikad nisam imao nikakvih misli

1774
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,375
da bih mogao
budi dobar kao on,

1775
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:58,129
jer je on stvorio
lik iz njegovog lika,

1776
01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:59,964
od njegove osobnosti.

1777
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:04,010
Shvatio sam vrlo rano
koje su ljudi htjeli vidjeti

1778
01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:05,553
Verzija Seana Conneryja.

1779
01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,848
♪

1780
01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:11,851
Imao sam "G'day, druže"
Australski naglasak

1781
01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:14,562
da nisu mogli
koristiti za Jamesa Bonda.

1782
01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:17,023
A oni su rekli: "On je
mora promijeniti i svoj hod,"

1783
01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:19,567
jer kad oni
stavi me na CinemaScope,

1784
01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:21,194
Hodao sam ovako,

1785
01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:23,988
i tako bih otišao desno
preko ekrana.

1786
01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:26,240
Pa su rekli,
"Mora promijeniti svoj hod

1787
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,742
i moraš se promijeniti
njegov naglasak."

1788
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,577
Pa nije bilo,
"Zovem se Bond,

1789
01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:31,370
James Bond.

1790
01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:32,663
007."

1791
01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:34,999
Hej, daj nam martini.

1792
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:36,876
Protresite, promiješajte,

1793
01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:38,252
nije me briga,
Popit ću bilo što.

1794
01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:40,963
Moja trenerica glasa, ona bi
položi me na pod...

1795
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,423
Moje ime je Bond.

1796
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:43,508
Stavi mi šibicu u usta...

1797
01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:45,176
James Bond.

1798
01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:46,677
Onda to nacrtaj.

1799
01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:48,012
James Bond.

1800
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,472
Ali ona bi prestala
mišići koji se kreću

1801
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,098
koji stvara
Australski naglasak.

1802
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:53,226
Natjerati te da pričaš
poput Engleza.

1803
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:58,189
Bože, što a
divan strop imaš.

1804
01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,942
Morao sam biti
ovaj engleski toughie.

1805
01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:03,778
Bože, kako divno
strop imate.

1806
01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:05,571
Moneypenny, začepi.

1807
01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:08,366
Ti zatvori usta,
gospođice Moneypenny.

1808
01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:11,953
Moje ime je Bond,
James Bond.

1809
01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:13,287
A onda dok sam odlazio,

1810
01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:15,248
moj trener glasa je rekao:

1811
01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:16,833
"Znaš...

1812
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,626
Žao mi te je."

1813
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,044
I pomislio sam,

1814
01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:21,879
"Oprostite, zašto?"

1815
01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:25,132
Rekao je: "Uzimaš
na paklenu ulogu."

1816
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:27,134
♪

1817
01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:29,595
Tvoj život je
ide se promijeniti.

1818
01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:34,475
♪

1819
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:40,648
sljedeći dan,
radimo naslove.

1820
01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:42,525
Rekli su: "Učini to na način
Connery to radi."

1821
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,110
"Samo se okreni i pucaj."

1822
01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:45,987
-Spreman?
- Ne znam zašto sam to učinio.

1823
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:47,738
-Akcijski.
- U prvom kadru,

1824
01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:48,865
iz nekog razloga,

1825
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,241
Kleknuo sam na jedno koljeno...

1826
01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:52,285
(pucanj)

1827
01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:53,327
Što je to bilo?

1828
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:54,829
Mora se okrenuti i pucati.

1829
01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:56,664
Rekao sam put
Connery to radi.

1830
01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:58,666
što je ovo
klečeći posao?

1831
01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:00,334
U čemu je smisao
radiš to kao Connery?

1832
01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:01,794
Imate Lazenbyja.

1833
01:13:01,794 --> 01:13:03,629
Učini to kao George
radi Conneryja.

1834
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:06,674
Stajanje, okretanje,
stoji, puca.

1835
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:08,134
Nema klečanja.

1836
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:09,760
Dakle samo skretanje
i onda pucaj.

1837
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,012
Okreni se i pucaj.

1838
01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:13,973
-Učinio to.
- Kao Connery.

1839
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,308
Napiši "blesavo".

1840
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:17,602
On je blesav dječak.

1841
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,020
(pročišćavanje grla)

1842
01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:21,522
Idemo.

1843
01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:22,773
(pucanj)

1844
01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:24,150
Oh, sad jesi
malo se nasmijati.

1845
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:25,359
Ne, mislio sam da sam vidio
netko iza mene.

1846
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:27,028
o da
naravno da jesi.

1847
01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:28,154
Želite li igrati igrice?

1848
01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:29,697
Naravno, igrat ćemo
igre s njim.

1849
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:30,865
Nije li ovo zabavno?

1850
01:13:30,865 --> 01:13:32,033
Natrag na jedan, idemo.

1851
01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,367
Sada se ponašaj pristojno.

1852
01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:34,493
Došlo je i tvoje vrijeme.

1853
01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:35,453
Ali od prva dva,

1854
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:37,038
koji — koji
ti je bilo draže?

1855
01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:37,914
Prestani!

1856
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:39,624
dosta mi je
ovog sranja.

1857
01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:40,875
Mislim da dobivam
to, shvaćam.

1858
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,793
Prestani brbljati
i učini to kako treba.

1859
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:45,046
♪

1860
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:46,255
(pucanj)

1861
01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:47,673
Bože, dosta mi je.

1862
01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:49,258
Uzimam pet,
svatko uzmi pet.

1863
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:51,135
To je to, hajde.

1864
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,303
Bio je to hitac upozorenja.

1865
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:53,763
♪

1866
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:55,806
Mislio sam da je tako
krv curi

1867
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,058
ispred kamere.

1868
01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:58,768
U mom filmu,
koristili su onaj

1869
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:00,353
da su rekli
ja ne učiniti.

1870
01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:01,729
(pucanj)

1871
01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:02,939
Tako sam kreativna.

1872
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,065
(smijeh)

1873
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,483
♪

1874
01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:06,525
dobro jutro

1875
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,903
Moje ime je Bond,
James Bond.

1876
01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:10,112
I nakon nekog vremena,

1877
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:12,073
Počeo sam imati
zabavno s njim.

1878
01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:14,075
Ja... stvarno nisam znao

1879
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:15,660
jesam li bio dobar ili ne.

1880
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:17,703
Samo sam radio
najbolje što sam mogao.

1881
01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:20,081
Vrlo ste sigurni
sebe, zar ne?

1882
01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:22,124
Pretpostavimo da jesam
ubiti te zbog uzbuđenja.

1883
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,752
Mogu nešto smisliti
društvenije učiniti.

1884
01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:26,170
radio sam
s dobrim ljudima.

1885
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:29,340
Telly Savalas,
Diana Rigg i...

1886
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,466
Angela Scoular.

1887
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,093
Bila je prilično smiješna.

1888
01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:33,594
Izigrali smo trik
na Angelu.

1889
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,262
Angela je morala
podigla ruku

1890
01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:36,973
unutar kilta,

1891
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:39,767
i stavi broj sobe
sa strane moje noge.

1892
01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:40,935
I tako neposredno prije toga,

1893
01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:45,356
rekvizite dečki grijali
gore veliku njemačku kobasicu...

1894
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,274
i zalijepio je na
unutarnja strana moje noge

1895
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,484
kad sam imao kilt.

1896
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,444
Naravno,
ako tako mislite, Fraulein.

1897
01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:52,488
I stavila je
ruku gore...

1898
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:56,909
♪

1899
01:14:56,909 --> 01:15:00,621
I dovršava scenu
bez reakcije.

1900
01:15:00,621 --> 01:15:01,956
♪

1901
01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:03,416
I svu posadu
momci idu...

1902
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,583
♪

1903
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,669
A onda ona
šapuće mi na uho,

1904
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,087
"Nemaš hlače."

1905
01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:10,464
♪

1906
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:13,134
Je li nešto u redu?

1907
01:15:13,134 --> 01:15:15,344
Samo neznatno
dolazi do ukočenosti.

1908
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:16,470
(smijeh)

1909
01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:21,350
♪

1910
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:22,935
u redu,
uzmimo dvije.

1911
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,437
Akcijski!

1912
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:26,230
Bilo je svakakvih
ludih stvari.

1913
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:27,940
Trčanje!

1914
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,650
Kaskaderske borbe.

1915
01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:31,402
Viseći s užadi.

1916
01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:33,029
mogu se sjetiti
bacač noževa

1917
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,196
nije mogao pogoditi
cilj.

1918
01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:36,907
Bacao sam noževe
još od malog djeteta.

1919
01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:38,701
Pa sam preuzeo
bacanje noža.

1920
01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:39,952
♪

1921
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,287
Jedan od kaskadera je rekao,

1922
01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:43,164
“George ne bi trebao biti
iskakanje iz helikoptera

1923
01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:44,874
i visi s kablova.

1924
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,459
Što ako umre?"

1925
01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:51,422
♪

1926
01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:53,632
Rekao je: "Ničiji
još ga vidio.

1927
01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:54,675
Možemo nabaviti novi

1928
01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:55,968
i sve to ponoviti."

1929
01:15:55,968 --> 01:16:01,140
♪

1930
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:04,101
Nakon nekog vremena osjetio sam
stvarno ugodno na setu,

1931
01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:06,353
i ako sam u strahu,
Ne bih to pokazao.

1932
01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:08,355
Mislim da jest
od svakog čovjeka pomalo,

1933
01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:10,441
ili barem svaki čovjek
misli da on...

1934
01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:12,193
ima neke od
James Bond u njemu.

1935
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:13,819
Jeste li vidjeli
naš novi James Bond?

1936
01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:15,571
On je visok, crn,
i zgodan.

1937
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:18,199
Počeo sam osjećati,
znaš, važno

1938
01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:19,366
u vlastitom jastvu.

1939
01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:20,785
Mislim da je prekrasan.

1940
01:16:20,785 --> 01:16:21,786
Šarmantan.

1941
01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:23,329
Jer više nisam
muški model,

1942
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:24,872
Sada sam superzvijezda.

1943
01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:27,541
Mislim da je jako seksi
i vrlo samouvjeren,

1944
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,627
prirodno za
James Bond.

1945
01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:34,006
♪ Sretno budi dama večeras ♪

1946
01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:36,133
Bilo ih je puno
žene na filmu.

1947
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,970
♪ Sretno budi dama večeras ♪

1948
01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,097
I hvala Bogu na tome,

1949
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:43,474
jer sam bio
tamo devet mjeseci.

1950
01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,433
(pročišćava grlo)

1951
01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:46,185
I upoznaješ ih.

1952
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:47,686
kako ste

1953
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:48,729
Hvala.

1954
01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,731
Kao, uh...

1955
01:16:50,731 --> 01:16:52,399
koji učiniti
sviđa ti se prvi?

1956
01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:53,734
(smijeh)

1957
01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,778
Sjećam se jednog jutra
otvorila sam vrata.

1958
01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:59,323
Djevojke su dobile jednu
lutaka kaskadera.

1959
01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:00,407
Imali su bilješku o tome,

1960
01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:02,827
„Evo ti jedan
nisam imao, George."

1961
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,245
To je istina.

1962
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:05,579
Zabavljali ste se.

1963
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:07,289
Imali su
zabavno sa mnom.

1964
01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:09,250
Čak ni ne
znati svoje ime.

1965
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:12,086
Reći ću ti
sve o sebi...

1966
01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,337
kasnije.

1967
01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:15,005
♪

1968
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:17,508
(slabo govori francuski)

1969
01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:22,138
Još jedna kava,
tako dečko.

1970
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:24,932
Na moj slobodan dan,
Bio sam u kafiću,

1971
01:17:24,932 --> 01:17:25,975
i odjednom,

1972
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:28,144
ispred dućana
bio potpuno ugušen

1973
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,187
s ljudima koji govore
drugi ljudi koji,

1974
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:31,397
„To je James
Bond tamo.

1975
01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:32,648
To je novi."

1976
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,442
♪

1977
01:17:35,442 --> 01:17:37,570
I to nekako dalo
ja malo veću glavu.

1978
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:39,321
(smijeh)

1979
01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,448
(smijeh)

1980
01:17:41,448 --> 01:17:42,491
Ah, sve je u redu.

1981
01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,243
Sjećam se da sam bio
u proizvodnom uredu

1982
01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:45,244
jedan dan na filmu.

1983
01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:46,328
Ovdje sam da uzmem
moja dnevnica.

1984
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:47,538
Da dobijem svoju dnevnicu.

1985
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:48,873
Bilo je to sto
dolara tjedno.

1986
01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:51,041
Kako to da ja samo stvaram
sto dolara tjedno?

1987
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,293
Koliko je
drugi momak dobiti?

1988
01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:53,961
Kaže, "Tisuću tjedno."

1989
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,338
I pogledao sam Harryja
s izgledom kao...

1990
01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:57,965
– Ja radim isto.

1991
01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:00,926
Dobro, daj mu
tisuću tjedno.

1992
01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:02,970
- To je bilo moje samopouzdanje.
- Bravo, Harry.

1993
01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:05,723
Gdje su bili drugi ljudi
ide okolo i ljubi dupe,

1994
01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:08,350
rekao bih
ono što želim.

1995
01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:17,484
♪

1996
01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:18,944
Rekao sam, "Peter,
to je zadnji put

1997
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,821
Ja radim svoje
štos, kopile."

1998
01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:22,781
Dopustili su mi
imaju privatne avione

1999
01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:24,658
i otići u grad.

2000
01:18:24,658 --> 01:18:26,410
Pa bih uzeo jednu
od djevojaka sa mnom.

2001
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,703
Oh, oprosti--ooh,
Imam osjećaj

2002
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,455
ima malo
turbulencije ovdje.

2003
01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:30,915
♪

2004
01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:32,291
U redu je, imam te.

2005
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,500
♪

2006
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,920
(smijeh)

2007
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,087
Osjećaš li se bolje?

2008
01:18:37,087 --> 01:18:38,797
♪

2009
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:41,091
Našla bih negdje
ići svaku noć.

2010
01:18:41,091 --> 01:18:42,509
(smijeh)

2011
01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:45,054
Rekao sam, "Telly,
ti se ošišaj."

2012
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,055
(smijeh)

2013
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,181
To je istina.

2014
01:18:47,181 --> 01:18:49,683
Ja sam barem pio
boca votke dnevno.

2015
01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:52,228
Vau, htio sam reći!

2016
01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:55,022
♪

2017
01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:56,732
Mm, još, još,
više, više.

2018
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,526
I pušenje, znaš,
koliko god sam mogao korova.

2019
01:18:59,526 --> 01:19:01,320
♪

2020
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,364
To je Bond,
to je novi Bond!

2021
01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:05,115
Oh, je li to on?

2022
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,451
-Kako se zove?
- Hej, Bond!

2023
01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:11,121
♪

2024
01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,957
Nisam otišla u krevet
do tri ili četiri

2025
01:19:12,957 --> 01:19:14,708
ujutro
svake večeri.

2026
01:19:14,708 --> 01:20:03,340
♪

2027
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:07,553
To je fascinantno
iskustvo, slava.

2028
01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:11,932
Promijenio mi je život
na mnogo načina.

2029
01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:13,600
Ljudi bi
ponudi mi novac

2030
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:14,935
otići na zabavu,

2031
01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:18,022
pokazati se
na njihovoj zabavi.

2032
01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:19,940
I nisam ja,
Nisam to napravio.

2033
01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:21,984
Bio je to James Bond.

2034
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,777
Znate, "James Bond's
dolaziš na moju zabavu."

2035
01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:26,322
Znaš, to je
ne George Lazenby.

2036
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,073
(smijeh)

2037
01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:30,451
Jeste li bili svjesni
to u to vrijeme?

2038
01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:32,786
Uh, ne sasvim.

2039
01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:34,496
ti nekako...

2040
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:35,622
misliš da si netko,

2041
01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:37,207
znaš, do
prostirka se izvlači

2042
01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:38,417
ispod tebe.

2043
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:40,878
♪

2044
01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:42,379
Novi Bond.

2045
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:44,173
♪

2046
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:46,467
Ako misliš da ti
upoznaj svog Bonda,

2047
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,010
razmisli ponovno.

2048
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,428
Ovaj je drugačiji.

2049
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:50,804
Istina je!

2050
01:20:50,804 --> 01:20:52,222
Lazenby,

2051
01:20:52,222 --> 01:20:53,766
George Lazenby.

2052
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,267
Drugačiji Bond.

2053
01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:57,061
♪

2054
01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:58,479
Dakle, nakon što smo
zamotao film,

2055
01:20:58,479 --> 01:20:59,855
film je izlazio,

2056
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,106
a ja to nisam vidio,

2057
01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:02,775
ali mora da sam učinio
prilično dobar posao

2058
01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:04,360
jer oni
htio da potpišem

2059
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,445
za još šest filmova o Bondu.

2060
01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:08,280
♪

2061
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,116
Film je fantastičan
uspjeh na blagajnama.

2062
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:13,035
♪

2063
01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:14,953
Ali u Americi,
Gospodin Lazenby osobno

2064
01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,789
je najviše glasova
obećavajući pridošlica

2065
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:18,540
godine.

2066
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:22,461
Prošla sam cijeli film
bez potpisivanja ugovora.

2067
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:24,171
I United Artists

2068
01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:26,715
dobivali
na njihovom slučaju.

2069
01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,343
“Kako si mogao dopustiti
taj tip završi film

2070
01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:30,928
bez potpisa
ugovor?"

2071
01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:33,680
♪

2072
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:36,183
Pa su morali
nagovaraj me.

2073
01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:38,936
Potpiši jebeni ugovor.

2074
01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:40,020
♪

2075
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,855
Zvalo se
robovski ugovor

2076
01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:43,524
gdje kažu
ti kako se obući

2077
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:45,526
i što možete učiniti
i ono što ne možeš učiniti,

2078
01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:47,194
kakvih filmova
možeš biti unutra.

2079
01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:48,570
Jednostavno je.

2080
01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:51,281
Potpišite, postanite bogati.

2081
01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:52,783
Što imamo ovdje?

2082
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:53,867
♪

2083
01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:55,119
Tada je Harry
ponudio mi je

2084
01:21:55,119 --> 01:21:57,246
milijun dolara
ispod stola.

2085
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,456
Da.

2086
01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:01,959
Da potpišem effing ugovor.

2087
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:03,877
Ronan O'Rahilly, koji je bio
moj tadašnji menadžer,

2088
01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:04,878
rekao: "Ne brini
o tome,

2089
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:06,839
zove se tip
Clint Eastwood.

2090
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,215
On dobiva 500 tisuća.

2091
01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:09,383
Moći ćeš
snimiti dva filma

2092
01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:11,427
za šest tjedana,
dobit ćeš milijun dolara."

2093
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,262
Samo naprijed.

2094
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:18,892
♪

2095
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:20,227
morat ću
razmisli o tome.

2096
01:22:20,227 --> 01:22:21,228
♪

2097
01:22:21,228 --> 01:22:22,563
Ti si idiot.

2098
01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:24,273
Ti si stvarno idiot.

2099
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,150
O čemu se ima razmišljati?

2100
01:22:26,150 --> 01:22:27,276
♪

2101
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:28,694
I ustade
i odgazio se

2102
01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:30,696
jer ako neću
predomisliti se

2103
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,030
za milijun dolara,
što mogu učiniti?

2104
01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:34,575
On je čovjek koji se pojavljuje
upoznati svoj um,

2105
01:22:34,575 --> 01:22:36,118
i održao je
tvrdoglav osjećaj

2106
01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:37,494
individualnosti.

2107
01:22:37,494 --> 01:22:38,745
Pustio je bradu,
na primjer,

2108
01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:39,746
i odbio
obrijati ga

2109
01:22:39,746 --> 01:22:40,998
za premijeru filma.

2110
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:42,458
ja prirodno
pustio bradu

2111
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:43,417
jer prije svega,

2112
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,752
zaustavilo bi me
biti prepoznat,

2113
01:22:45,752 --> 01:22:48,755
i mogu se sjetiti
dobivam poziv koji kaže:

2114
01:22:48,755 --> 01:22:50,549
Ne dolazite u
premijera filma

2115
01:22:50,549 --> 01:22:51,800
ako ćeš
imati bradu.

2116
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,635
Ti sve upropastiš
sa svojom bradom!

2117
01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:54,595
Zar ne shvaćaš?

2118
01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:56,180
Bond ne
imati bradu!

2119
01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:57,347
Hipi komad...

2120
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:58,557
♪

2121
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,269
Ali pojavio sam se...

2122
01:23:02,269 --> 01:23:03,604
s bradom.

2123
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:07,816
♪

2124
01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:10,110
Bilo je, znaš,
kraljevska premijera.

2125
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:11,612
♪

2126
01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,948
Bio sam prepoznat
i fotografirao.

2127
01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:15,991
♪

2128
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,285
I stajao sam
u redu za susret s kraljevima.

2129
01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:19,286
♪

2130
01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:22,206
Producenti nisu
želim da odem tamo,

2131
01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:25,667
ali imao sam ove tipove
po niskim i kovrčavim,

2132
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,836
jer su imali
završio film

2133
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,631
a ja nisam
potpisao ugovor.

2134
01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:32,132
Kad film
bio gotov,

2135
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:34,009
nastavio si
reklamna turneja

2136
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:35,010
Sjedinjenih Država,

2137
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:36,553
koju ste platili
za sebe.

2138
01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:38,805
-Mm.
-Zašto?

2139
01:23:38,805 --> 01:23:41,016
Uh, iz principa.

2140
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,393
Uh, obećano mi je
turneja po Sjedinjenim Državama

2141
01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:44,728
objaviti film.

2142
01:23:44,728 --> 01:23:46,647
gledao sam
naprijed na to.

2143
01:23:46,647 --> 01:23:48,524
I zbog
moja brada i duga kosa,

2144
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:49,483
Nije mi bilo dopušteno ići.

2145
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:50,817
Smio sam otići
pod uvjetom

2146
01:23:50,817 --> 01:23:52,402
da sam pogledao
poput Jamesa Bonda.

2147
01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:54,029
Novi James Bond.

2148
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:56,406
Hoćete li dobrodošli
George Lazenby?

2149
01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:58,951
(pljesak)

2150
01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:00,160
♪

2151
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,038
Većina ljudi je htjela
upoznajte novog Jamesa Bonda.

2152
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:05,040
Ljudi poput...

2153
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:05,999
taj tip.

2154
01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:07,334
i rekao sam,
pa, bilo tko--

2155
01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:09,211
svatko može razumjeti
taj James Bond

2156
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:10,712
nije prava osoba,

2157
01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:12,548
i neće
imajte na umu činjenicu da ja--

2158
01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,341
koje nisam imao
brijanje mjesec dana.

2159
01:24:14,341 --> 01:24:16,468
Dobro došao i, George,
jako je dobro što si s nama.

2160
01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:18,679
Ne pada na pamet
James Bond s bradom.

2161
01:24:18,679 --> 01:24:20,347
Nosite li
brada u filmu?

2162
01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:22,641
Uh, ne, Davide,
kao, um...

2163
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:24,977
zapravo, uh,
Sada sam izvan filma

2164
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:26,979
a ja sam George Lazenby
opet, vidiš?

2165
01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:28,772
Htjeli su da ostanem
u liku Bonda

2166
01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:29,690
u svakom trenutku.

2167
01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:31,567
Nastavite li
stvar s Jamesom Bondom

2168
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,068
izvan pozornice, izvan kamere?

2169
01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:34,319
Ne, kao što sam rekao prije,

2170
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:36,947
James Bond je bio, uh...

2171
01:24:36,947 --> 01:24:39,116
ja kao glumac,
kao glumac.

2172
01:24:39,116 --> 01:24:41,868
I mislim da nitko
može nastaviti na taj način.

2173
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:44,871
To je teško
kišobran pod kojim hodaš,

2174
01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:46,832
ona stvar s Jamesom Bondom.

2175
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:48,542
super je
zabava, James Bond,

2176
01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:49,793
ali ne mislim
događa nam se

2177
01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:51,253
u našem stvarnom životu.

2178
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:54,756
Znaš, moraš
budi iskren prema sebi,

2179
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:56,758
a nije lako

2180
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:59,761
sa svim utjecajima
dolazite na vas.

2181
01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:00,887
Moj sljedeći gost je netko

2182
01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:03,348
koji će vrlo brzo
biti poznato ime.

2183
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,809
On je preuzeo
ulogu Jamesa Bonda

2184
01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:06,810
od Seana Conneryja,

2185
01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:09,229
pa izvolimo dobrodošlicu
George Lazenby.

2186
01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:11,440
(pljesak)

2187
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,525
Nakon što sam napravio
Show Davida Frosta,

2188
01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:16,194
Krenuo sam na Johnnyja
Carson sljedeći dan,

2189
01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:19,906
i to je teško zamisliti

2190
01:25:19,906 --> 01:25:22,326
netko to radi,

2191
01:25:22,326 --> 01:25:24,369
što sam napravio, tko je pri zdravoj pameti.

2192
01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:25,704
(smijeh)

2193
01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:27,164
- A kad me je pitao...
-Pa kako je bilo

2194
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,248
biti James Bond?

2195
01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:29,249
rekao sam...

2196
01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:30,876
Bilo je zabavno, ali ja...

2197
01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:32,294
ne želim
učini to više.

2198
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:33,420
(smijeh)

2199
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:34,421
Oh, ovo...

2200
01:25:34,421 --> 01:25:35,922
to je dobro,
trebao bi--

2201
01:25:35,922 --> 01:25:37,299
trebao bi biti gotov
ovdje na mom mjestu.

2202
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:38,717
- Je li to smiješno?
- Smijao se,

2203
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:40,218
publika se smijala.

2204
01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:41,428
To je dobra rečenica;
ti si, uh,

2205
01:25:41,428 --> 01:25:42,721
šališ se, zar ne?

2206
01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:44,222
Ne misliš ozbiljno?

2207
01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:47,517
Da, sasvim ozbiljno.

2208
01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:50,020
(žamor gomile)

2209
01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:55,108
Sve sam odbio.

2210
01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:56,401
♪

2211
01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:59,363
Dogovor sa sedam slika,
bonus od milijun dolara,

2212
01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:00,781
i rekao sam ne.

2213
01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:02,157
To je puno novca
prolaziš gore.

2214
01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,242
Mislim, ti ikada
razmišljao o, uh, možda,

2215
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:05,702
znaš, samo
predomisliti se

2216
01:26:05,702 --> 01:26:07,788
i radeći drugu
slika ili dvije?

2217
01:26:07,788 --> 01:26:09,206
Pa, mislim da ću biti dobro.

2218
01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:10,415
Tražite li automobil?

2219
01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:11,333
(smijeh)

2220
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:12,751
moram ti poželjeti
puno sreće.

2221
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:14,127
Ti si vrlo
samouvjeren mladić,

2222
01:26:14,127 --> 01:26:16,296
šarmantna mlada
čovječe, i, um...

2223
01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:18,090
mm, dame i gospodo,

2224
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,424
George Lazenby.

2225
01:26:19,424 --> 01:26:21,968
(pljesak)

2226
01:26:21,968 --> 01:26:31,478
♪

2227
01:26:31,478 --> 01:26:35,482
Stvarno nisam znala
kako to objasniti.

2228
01:26:35,482 --> 01:26:37,317
Zašto sam to učinio.

2229
01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:39,861
Što sam bio
razmišljanje i osjećanje.

2230
01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:42,572
Još uvijek ne znam zašto

2231
01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:45,325
Jednostavno nisam
osjetiti u mom srcu

2232
01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:46,993
to je bila prava stvar.

2233
01:26:46,993 --> 01:26:47,911
♪

2234
01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:49,538
To je instinktivna stvar

2235
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:51,790
to je glas u tebi.

2236
01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:54,918
I ne misliš
od posljedica.

2237
01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:56,712
♪

2238
01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,005
Bio sam potpuno
na crnoj listi nakon Bonda.

2239
01:26:59,005 --> 01:27:01,425
Nisam mogao ući
bilo koji poznati filmski set.

2240
01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,759
♪

2241
01:27:02,759 --> 01:27:04,803
Pet godina kasnije
put nakon Bonda,

2242
01:27:04,803 --> 01:27:06,722
jedva da je itko uzeo
puno primjećivanja mene.

2243
01:27:06,722 --> 01:27:07,806
♪

2244
01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:09,099
Jadni stari George,
ne znam što

2245
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,893
on sada radi,
ali on-on je definitivno

2246
01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:15,731
arhitekt svojeg
smrt kao filmska zvijezda.

2247
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:18,525
♪

2248
01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:19,943
Moje je ime postalo udarna linija.

2249
01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:21,111
George Lazenby,

2250
01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:24,906
legendarni glumac jer
jednom je glumio Jamesa Bonda.

2251
01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:26,450
Papa Benedikt
mislio da će biti

2252
01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:28,076
puko nepce
Papa za čišćenje,

2253
01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:30,912
George Lazenby,
ako hoćeš,

2254
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:34,040
do Ivana Pavla II
Sean Connery.

2255
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,501
To je famozno
loša odluka.

2256
01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:38,712
Da.

2257
01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:39,713
To ti je slava.

2258
01:27:39,713 --> 01:27:41,381
mogu se sjetiti
kad je otpao.

2259
01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:43,967
Bio sam, uh...
Dobivao sam stol

2260
01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:47,012
u hotelu Dorchester
ponekad za večeru.

2261
01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:49,222
Nazvao bih i oni bi
daj mi najbolji stol

2262
01:27:49,222 --> 01:27:51,266
točno tamo.

2263
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:52,267
Nazvao jednog dana
i rekli su,

2264
01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:53,310
"Žao mi je, gospodine Lazenby,

2265
01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:54,811
nemamo
bilo koji stolovi,"

2266
01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:57,647
nakon što sam dobio neke
loš tisak i što sve ne.

2267
01:27:57,647 --> 01:27:58,774
"Nemam stolove."

2268
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,525
"Oh, dobro."

2269
01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:02,277
Pa bih opet nazvao
i reci, uh,

2270
01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,488
"Oh, ovdje je Cary Grant.

2271
01:28:04,488 --> 01:28:06,865
Uh, imaš li
stol za četvero?"

2272
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:08,033
"O da, gospodine Grant."

2273
01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:09,242
I pojavio bih se
i rekao bih,

2274
01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:10,410
"Cary Grant dolazi."

2275
01:28:10,410 --> 01:28:11,661
I onda bih
nazovi ih i reci,

2276
01:28:11,661 --> 01:28:12,704
“Oh, upravo me nazvao.

2277
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,080
Sada ne dolazi."

2278
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,708
Samo da ga zalijepim
sigurnosno ih kopiraj, znaš?

2279
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:19,294
Judy, Judy, Judy,
ovdje je Cary Grant.

2280
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,504
Pa, gledajući
natrag na to sada,

2281
01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:21,838
zauzeto je
godinu svog života.

2282
01:28:21,838 --> 01:28:23,965
Dobili ste nekoliko udaraca
od nekih kritičara

2283
01:28:23,965 --> 01:28:25,008
a neki od tiska.

2284
01:28:25,008 --> 01:28:26,259
Je li vrijedilo?

2285
01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:28,762
ja tako mislim,
Svejedno se nadam.

2286
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:32,390
Uvijek sam radio što
Mislio sam da je to prava stvar,

2287
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:33,850
i nije uvijek
prava stvar,

2288
01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:36,561
ali mislio sam
bio u to vrijeme.

2289
01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:37,687
znaš,
kad se osvrnem na to,

2290
01:28:37,687 --> 01:28:38,814
Trebao sam napraviti dva.

2291
01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:39,773
(smijeh)

2292
01:28:39,773 --> 01:28:42,275
Samo da dokažem
ljudi nisam dobio otkaz.

2293
01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:43,693
Ali to je bila greška,

2294
01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:45,278
ali na neki način,

2295
01:28:45,278 --> 01:28:47,948
ovo sam ja.

2296
01:28:47,948 --> 01:28:49,699
ne znam zašto,
nema smisla

2297
01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:52,160
nekim ljudima kažu,
– On je lud, on je lud.

2298
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,329
Ali živim svoj život
onako kako ja želim.

2299
01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:55,622
♪

2300
01:28:55,622 --> 01:28:58,625
Žalim što sam se slomio
s Belindom

2301
01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:00,544
s vremena na vrijeme.

2302
01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,713
Ona me naučila
o čemu se radilo o ljubavi.

2303
01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:05,715
Ona me naučila
kako voljeti.

2304
01:29:05,715 --> 01:29:07,467
♪

2305
01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:09,302
Ne možete se objesiti
na tako nešto

2306
01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:11,096
ili ti--tvoj život je gotov.

2307
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:12,138
Da li te se to uopće tiče

2308
01:29:12,138 --> 01:29:13,974
da možete dobro
okrenuli leđa

2309
01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:15,308
na veliko bogatstvo?

2310
01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:16,351
Oh, na neki način jest.

2311
01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:17,435
mislim,
svi bi htjeli

2312
01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:19,312
biti siguran u pogledu novca.

2313
01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:22,148
Ali, uh, nikad nisam
bio tako siguran s novcem,

2314
01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:25,360
i, uh, mislim
Mogu zaraditi za život

2315
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:26,987
u nekoliko drugih stvari.

2316
01:29:26,987 --> 01:29:28,613
Što biste radije?

2317
01:29:28,613 --> 01:29:30,907
Biti stereotipan
James Bond

2318
01:29:30,907 --> 01:29:33,660
ili prodavač automobila
kao nekada?

2319
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,453
Prodavač automobila
kao nekada.

2320
01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:38,206
♪

2321
01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:41,251
Postati Bond bilo je
nikad moj krajnji cilj.

2322
01:29:41,251 --> 01:29:43,628
Iako priznaje da ih ima
dana požali zbog svoje odluke,

2323
01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:46,089
Lazenby kaže da je stavljen
James Bond iza njega.

2324
01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:49,551
udala sam se,
Imao sam par djece.

2325
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:50,886
Ušao sam u nekretnine.

2326
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,762
Tu sam bio vrlo uspješan.

2327
01:29:52,762 --> 01:29:54,431
♪

2328
01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:55,765
Na kraju sam se utrkivao u motokrosu.

2329
01:29:55,765 --> 01:29:58,268
Uvijek sam želio
utrkivati motocikle.

2330
01:29:58,268 --> 01:30:01,021
Vrlo je teško za
ljudi razumjeti,

2331
01:30:01,021 --> 01:30:03,732
ali živi život
pod vlastitim uvjetima

2332
01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:05,358
na svoj način,

2333
01:30:05,358 --> 01:30:08,028
osjećaš se kao
puno je punije.

2334
01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:11,156
Najbolje što možeš
učiniti je upoznati sebe

2335
01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:14,034
i osjeti sebe
i budi svoja.

2336
01:30:14,034 --> 01:30:14,993
♪

2337
01:30:14,993 --> 01:30:16,953
Da, možda nisam sjajan,

2338
01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:18,830
ali ja sam original.

2339
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,957
Možda i najviše
kontroverzan izbor

2340
01:30:20,957 --> 01:30:23,251
glumiti Jamesa Bonda
bio moj sljedeći gost.

2341
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,753
Preuzeo je za
prvi put

2342
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:25,712
od Seana Conneryja.

2343
01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:27,047
Da nije tako
dovoljno tvrd,

2344
01:30:27,047 --> 01:30:28,048
nije bio glumac,

2345
01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:29,132
ali svejedno
film koji je napravio,

2346
01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:30,926
Na njenom veličanstvu
Tajna služba,

2347
01:30:30,926 --> 01:30:32,302
slave neki

2348
01:30:32,302 --> 01:30:34,137
kao jedan od
najbolji filmovi o Bondu.

2349
01:30:34,137 --> 01:30:36,473
dobrodošli, molim vas,
George Lazenby.

2350
01:30:36,473 --> 01:30:39,017
(pljesak)

2351
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:41,061
♪

2352
01:30:41,061 --> 01:30:44,314
Ponosan sam na svoj život.

2353
01:30:44,314 --> 01:30:46,775
Kad pogledam unazad,
Imao sam veliku sreću

2354
01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:47,776
imati pola bubrega

2355
01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:50,487
i očekivano
živjeti do 12.

2356
01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:51,446
Evo, meni je 76,

2357
01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:54,532
i učinio sam
sve i više

2358
01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,117
nego što sam ikada očekivao.

2359
01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:58,078
♪

2360
01:30:58,078 --> 01:30:59,829
Bio sam sretan što sam
automehaničar,

2361
01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:01,247
sretan što sam prodavač automobila,

2362
01:31:01,247 --> 01:31:02,499
sretna što sam model,

2363
01:31:02,499 --> 01:31:04,584
sretan što sam James Bond,

2364
01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:06,544
sretna u braku
osoba za koju sam se oženio,

2365
01:31:06,544 --> 01:31:08,254
sretan što imam djecu.

2366
01:31:08,254 --> 01:31:10,006
I imaju sve
bilo divno.

2367
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:12,050
♪

2368
01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:14,844
Ne mogu se sjetiti
sve što bih promijenila.

2369
01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:17,013
Da, vjerojatno bih...

2370
01:31:17,013 --> 01:31:19,057
još nekoliko ljepših
žene u blizini, ali...

2371
01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:20,100
(smijeh)

2372
01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:21,351
Koji vrag.

2373
01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:22,435
♪

2374
01:31:22,435 --> 01:31:25,313
Čemu se nadate ljudi
sjećaš se svog života?

2375
01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:26,940
♪

2376
01:31:26,940 --> 01:31:29,401
Ooh, ta je dobra.

2377
01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:30,777
Pa reci mi,

2378
01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:31,903
što si učinio

2379
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:33,238
♪

2380
01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,489
(pročišćava grlo)

2381
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,782
♪

2382
01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:37,283
Volio bih da znaju

2383
01:31:37,283 --> 01:31:39,160
da možeš prkositi

2384
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,704
što se od vas očekuje.

2385
01:31:40,704 --> 01:31:42,122
♪

2386
01:31:42,122 --> 01:31:43,707
I napišite svoju priču.

2387
01:31:43,707 --> 01:34:52,437
♪

2388
01:35:11,915 --> 01:35:14,667
♪