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Hey, Gregory, you want to watch
a movie together on the plane?

2
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Oh. Sorry, I prefer the raw dog flights.

3
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Just stare straight ahead,
no distractions.

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- God! You're cool.
- Hello, ladies. Aah!

5
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This is great and all,
but I don't understand

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why we couldn't drive ourselves
to the airport.

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Because, see, this way,
we don't have to pay for parking.

8
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Although, usually, I just borrow
Captain Rob's fire decals

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and I park that thing right by the gate.

10
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Well, I'm not complaining
because the school district

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is sending this mommy to Miami. Hey.

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Have no fear, I'm here.

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As soon as Janine changes, we can go.

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I call shotgun!

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W-What are you doing here?

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Yeah, Mr. Jay,
this conference is for teachers.

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You're forgetting I subbed a few classes.

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These kids wouldn't know squat about
hip replacements if it wasn't for me.

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Eh. Well, he did substitute teach, so…

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Okay, but the district
didn't buy you a plane ticket.

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A plane what?

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See you later, Mr. Johnson.

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- I can't take care of everything.
- Mmm. Mm-mmm.

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Guess I won't be taking my talents
to South Beach after all.

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- Ooh. Look at this.
- Wow. Not bad.

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- This is beautiful.
- Yeah. It's good.

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- Speaking of beautiful…
- Hey, y'all. What's up?

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{\an8}What's O'Shon doing here?

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{\an8}Yeah, what,
does the hotel have an IT problem, Ava?

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{\an8}Uh, I flew him out
on the district's dime. Duh.

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{\an8}What am I supposed to do
in the presidential suite by myself?

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{\an8}Hopefully the next time I see y'all
is on the plane ride home.

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{\an8}Wow.

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{\an8}Jacob Hill, is that you?

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{\an8}A fan or a hater? I can never tell.

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{\an8}Yeah, you're the liaison
for district 51, I'm 54.

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{\an8}But people are saying
you are a rising star.

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{\an8}Okay, who is saying that?
I want their names so I can hug them.

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{\an8}Uh, they'll all be
at the liaison's liaison "liater".

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{\an8}Wow. We are at the corny convention.

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{\an8}- Liaison, "liater", I got you.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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{\an8}- Hey, Schemmenti and Howard.
- Hey, Joy.

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{\an8}- Great to see you again.
- Hi. Yeah.

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{\an8}Happy PECSA to you. Love the fanny pack.

45
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{\an8}Did you guys hear
about all these crazy rumors?

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{\an8}Uh… …I try to avoid rumors
because I'm addicted to them.

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{\an8}Spill the beans.

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{\an8}The superintendent got fired
for embezzling money.

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{\an8}The school of the future
is becoming AI-only.

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{\an8}They're shutting down 15 schools.

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{\an8}And after Representative Sloss
got slapped,

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{\an8}she's using it as an excuse
to get a facelift.

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{\an8}- Wait, sorry. Fifteen schools?
- That-That can't be true. No.

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{\an8}- It was a pretty hard slap, though.
- Yeah.

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{\an8}Guys, wait up.
You're not gonna believe this.

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{\an8}Look, PECSA is full of rumors
that always turn out to be unfounded.

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{\an8}Yeah, our jobs will continue to be safe,
miserable and terribly paid.

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{\an8}- So just cheer up, kids.
- Yeah.

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{\an8}All right,
I'm gonna go find the other reps.

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{\an8}I'm sure they want some face time
with their rising star.

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All right.

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You could say I'm the Chase Infiniti
of the liaison...

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We're gonna go get our badges.

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Ooh. Putting on this badge feels like
putting on an Olympic medal.

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Oh, nice. Mine feels like a badge.

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Oh, come on.

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- Hey, I didn't think I'd see you two here.
- Hey.

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- Of course we're here.
- We-We wouldn't miss it.

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This is so exciting. You guys
should come to this panel with me.

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I thought the panels
didn't start till tomorrow?

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Yeah.

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Nope. Attendance was so high this year
that they had to start early.

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Oh. Okay.

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"Comedy and sensuality"?
Is this a PECSA weekend?

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PECSA weekend? Oh. What are the odds?

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No, I'm here
for the MostlyFans convention.

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Oh. MostlyFans is here.

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Fun. Oh.

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I-I thought that some of the teachers
had a hornier vibe than usual.

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And if you're wondering whether
I'm a fan or a creator…

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I'm not wondering.

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Of course, I dip my toes into both,
if you catch my drift.

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Don't wanna catch anything here.

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So, you're ready?

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- Uh…
- Um…

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Oh, isn't that your ex-wife over there?

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Ugh. Which one?

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Wait a minute. How do you know my ex-wife…

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It's rare for the school to be deserted
even on the weekends.

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Teachers like to come in and work
because they're strange people.

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So, I'm deep-cleaning the place

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while everyone's in Florida
having fun without me.

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But the joke's on them.

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I don't even like Miami.

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I love it.

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Shoot, I forgot my book in the room.
I'll be right back.

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Uh, what are your eyes gonna do
with a book while I'm sitting right here?

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Well, hello. Are you on MostlyFans?

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Um. Sorry. Out of your league.

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B-Y-E, BBL.

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I…

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You know what? Maybe it'll be safer
if I go get your book.

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Until I return.

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Thanks, baby.

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Hey, sis.

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Thanks for saving me a seat.

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Oh, my goodness.

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I thought we weren't gonna see you
all weekend.

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Had to find out if the rumors were true.

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And O'Shon was getting
too much unwanted attention,

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so I left him in the room
with the door locked.

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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

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Flying low for some high fives,
not seeing any yet, no.

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Oh, I got one. I'll take it. Oh.

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Uh-oh, here we go. Jam.

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It's dangerous.

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Hello, PECSA weekend!

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As the saying goes, Bienvenidos a Florida.

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Oh. We have so many wonderful things
in store.

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We have booked an authentic Cuban band
from Tampa

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for the, uh, famous PECSA party.

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There's a caricaturist by the bathroom.
Numerous lectures.

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I'm excited to say that we finally have
one of our most tenured teachers

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leading one tomorrow morning.

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Let's give it up for Barbara Howard!

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

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We've been hearing wild rumors
and we need to know what's going on.

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Uh…

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Okay, this is not a QandA, but sure,
I'll address this one real quick.

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It's true.
Superintendent Reynolds has been let go.

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But-But our new acting superintendent
will be here on Sunday.

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We're on top of it.
You may sit down. Thank you.

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Okay, so what about AI schools?

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These rumors are ridiculous. I assure you,
AI schools are not happening.

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We looked into it. It's too expensive.

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Okay, what about the rumor
that 15 schools are closing?

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You cannot believe everything you hear.
Fifteen schools are not closing.

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I told youse.

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- It's 20 schools.
- What!

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I know. I know! I know!

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But I assure you, it is well thought out.

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This has been based on concrete criteria
involving the safety of school buildings,

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performance
and neighborhood vulnerability.

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It only is partly a money issue as
we have… …run out of it,

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only partly because of the embezzling
and flying you all to Miami.

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Okay, which schools are closing?

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Guys, did you hear me say
there are caricatures?

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Which schools?

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Fine. I will read the list
since you all are so concerned.

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The 20 schools closing are
Addington Elementary…

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Bates Academy, Cass High…

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Wait, wait,
he's going in alphabetical order.

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- That means Abbott is safe.
- Yeah.

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All these people are losing their jobs.

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O-Once again, you're welcome.

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I hope you all remember my services
when I'm up for reelection.

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…Ultra Academy, Vernon Elementary
and finally Abbott Elementary.

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Oh, my God!

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- What about the list being alphabetical?
- Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. It-It did seem that way, huh?
No, funny coincidence.

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I can reread them in that order
if it makes you feel better.

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- I'm gonna kill him. No. Just, no.
- Mel. Mel, Mel.

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- One shot. Come on.
- Addington Elementary, Bates Academy…

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I cannot believe
they're gonna shut down Abbott.

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I mean, what am I supposed to do,
n-not teach at Abbott?

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I think that's what we're all
going to have to not do.

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Might have to go on unemployment and
I'm probably gonna have to raise the rent.

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I have worked too long and too hard
to start all over again somewhere else.

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This might be it for me.

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Thank God being principal
is my lowest-paying job.

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Well, I'm not gonna
take this sitting down,

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or maybe sitting down
is exactly what I need to do.

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Jacob, don't do a sit-in.
Your pants are white.

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Oh.

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And we're just supposed to take this?

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No, not me. Nope. No.

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I am gonna do something.

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I don't know what I'm gonna do,
but I'm gonna go out there

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and I'm gonna figure it out
and don't you try to stop me.

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I know not to. There's a 24-hour
Naked and Afraid marathon on.

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For whatever reason, watching them
try to start a fire in the nude

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causes me to do my best thinking.

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And you'll be prepared
in case we need to live off the land.

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Exactly.

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You stay here.

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I'll walk the hotel and when we meet back,
maybe we'll have a solution.

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- I love you.
- I love you too.

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I can't believe I got my spark back
just to lose it and my job too.

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Welcome, everyone.

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We are Barbara Howard
and Melissa Schemmenti

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from Abbott Elementary

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and this is the Joy of Teaching. Now...

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Should've been called
the Rage of Teaching.

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Uh, Melissa,
I don't think that...

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You know that this woman
has given her-her whole life to this job?

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For what? For what?

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Once we've kicked in the nuts,
that's what.

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What are we gonna do?

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- Well, there's nothing you can do…
- Uh.

200
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…except you take all you can while you can
because screw the man.

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Screw the man!

202
00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,710
Yeah,
here's what you're gonna do,

203
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you're gonna take that per diem money,
you're gonna blow it all on the minibar.

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Those overpriced chocolates,
lick them, put them back.

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And those tiny tequilas, bring those
to me because school is out ♪♪♪♪.

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Yeah!

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Dang.

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Had my money on the water bottle. Uh-oh.

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I sprayed away the parking lines. Damn.

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<i>Hell, no.
We won't go. Hell no…</i>

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Okay, this is our moment.
District's coming.

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Okay, he will not pass through our sit-in
without meeting our demands.

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Hi, teachers. Bye, teachers.

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Um…

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What…

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I think he's buckling.

217
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Hey, Janine. PECSA are going well?

218
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Oh, Morton. Oh, no.
You haven't heard yet. Okay.

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The district announced
that they're shutting Abbott down.

220
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,270
- But that school's home to me.
- I know, for all of us.

221
00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:07,850
- No, it's literally home. I live there.
- Oh.

222
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,480
Hey, Morton.
You're ready for the next panel?

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Janine, this is Sally.
She's huge on MostlyFans.

224
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,860
- Oh.
- I sit on cakes.

225
00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,530
Not as weird as it sounds.

226
00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:19,360
- I'm fully clothed, most of the time.
- Yeah.

227
00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:21,910
Anyway… …you're thinking
of joining MostlyFans?

228
00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,280
Uh…

229
00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:28,830
Well, I do need to supplement my income
or obtain an income.

230
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Well, then come to the panel with us.

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Lots of teachers have to find
other ways to make money.

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I guess it couldn't hurt to listen.

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There are many different
kinds of cakes that you could sit on.

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- I mean, sheet cakes, cupcakes…
- Mm-hmm.

235
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,060
…mini cupcakes.

236
00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,560
- Bundt cake.
- Oh.

237
00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,020
He's not a celebrity, you know.

238
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,520
Don't do anything weird with that.

239
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:55,110
Oh. So annoying.
It's just like high school all over again.

240
00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:56,610
We need to, like, ugly you up.

241
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,110
What do you think? Shave my beard?

242
00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,280
And release that jawline? Get out of here.

243
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,660
There are so many different ways
to attract fans.

244
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:07,040
You can give fitness advice,
cooking tips, share your music.

245
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,790
As for me, I used to think
my farts were worthless, but they're not.

246
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,750
Now I put them in jars and sell them

247
00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:15,300
and that's how I bought
a multimillion dollar home

248
00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:16,710
and you can too.

249
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,260
So, I want you to ask yourself,
what's your fart in a jar?

250
00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,640
Yeah!

251
00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:38,690
Wow, I'm good. Maybe too good.

252
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,700
I don't know if I could be seen with you.

253
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,820
I feel free.

254
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,790
I've been on a hunger strike
since right after breakfast.

255
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,500
Melissa, do you mind if I just
smell your pigs in a blanket?

256
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:53,500
Uh, listen, Gandhi, I'm telling you,
keep your nose out of my food.

257
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:57,710
Well, it looks like the fire
from your impassioned speech

258
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,010
has been officially extinguished.

259
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:06,430
Hey, what's the matter with youse?
I thought you were gonna get wild.

260
00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:09,890
Reality is setting in. We're sad.

261
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,230
Y-You know what?

262
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,730
No, not on my watch.

263
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,820
Mm-mmm.

264
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:23,660
Uh, Perdóname, this is an emergencia.

265
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,700
Okay, listen up, everybody.

266
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:31,410
I know you're upset
and I know it isn't fair,

267
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,630
but if this is gonna be our last hurrah,

268
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:38,710
let's turn this place out!

269
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,430
And it's an open bar!

270
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,600
No, it's not.

271
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:52,020
Oh, yes, it is an open bar.

272
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,690
All right, screw it. My mom's a teacher.

273
00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,690
Hey!

274
00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,570
Now is the time for civil disobedience.

275
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,610
Let's burn the place down!

276
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,160
You went to what with who?

277
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:18,580
I know. I was desperate.

278
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,840
Oh, my God. But you know what I learned?

279
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:24,050
The gig economy is hard work.

280
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,840
I can't hack it.

281
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,470
I don't wanna put anything in jars.

282
00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,390
I'm glad I don't know what that means.

283
00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:32,560
Gregory, I just want to be a teacher,

284
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,100
but what if the universe
doesn't want me to be one?

285
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,440
The universe wants you to be happy.

286
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,610
More importantly, that's what I want.

287
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:46,450
I promise you when we get back, we will
figure all of that stuff out, okay?

288
00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:50,200
But for now, let's just… just have fun.

289
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,490
All right, I'm gonna go help Jacob.

290
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:55,460
I warned him not to starve then dance.
He's gonna pass out.

291
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,710
I'm glad that you're here.

292
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,050
No, I'm glad you're here
because you know what?

293
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,800
We got to spend more time together.

294
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,300
- Because I love you.
- I… I admire you.

295
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:13,180
- Absolutely. I actually admire you.
- I love you. Wait, wait.

296
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,770
Shh, I got an idea, let's call Mom
and tell her you're pregnant.

297
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,980
- Wait, but…
- Schemmenti sisters are back!

298
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,480
Schemmenti sisters are back.

299
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:28,490
Ya scurvy dogs, who wants
to walk my plank with Sea Barbara?

300
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,910
Whoo! Permission to come aboard.

301
00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:32,780
Permission denied.

302
00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:38,250
How you're holding up, man?

303
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:40,080
This Abbott news is crazy.

304
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:45,000
I'm trying to stay positive for Janine,
but honestly, I'm freaking out.

305
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,090
Mmm.

306
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,340
My life was finally coming together.

307
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:51,640
Teaching was going well.

308
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,050
And honestly, no offense,

309
00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,560
I was hoping to one day
end up with your girlfriend's job.

310
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,850
Uh, nah, you don't want that smoke,
but I could see you as a principal.

311
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,820
- Everything's just so up in the air now.
- Mmm.

312
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,570
What are our lives
gonna look like now?

313
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:10,740
I mean, we just got through
this huge fight and we're stronger for it.

314
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:15,080
It made me realize I wanted to take things
to the next level, but now, I…

315
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,660
Hey… Next level?

316
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,330
You mean… You mean like…

317
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,170
Nice.

318
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,800
All right, Miami.

319
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,970
I'm about to jump off this stage.

320
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:35,930
Who's gonna catch me?

321
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,390
Barbara, no! You're… of a certain age!

322
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,190
Barbara, don't do it.

323
00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,650
Anchors aweigh!

324
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,110
Whoo!

325
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:49,360
We need to, like, hydrate.
Lots of electrolytes.

326
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,820
I just wanna thank you all
for not allowing me to jump

327
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,530
into that crowd last night.

328
00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:55,620
Barb, you did jump
into the crowd last night.

329
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,620
All right, look alive, everyone.

330
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,120
Meeting with the new superintendent.
This might be our last chance.

331
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,250
Hey, you know what?

332
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:04,710
Let's not go.

333
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,340
What?

334
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,340
I had so much fun last night

335
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:13,010
and if that's gonna be my final memory
as a teacher at Abbott,

336
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,840
then I want to hold on to it.

337
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,600
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah. Ain't gonna fire me twice.

338
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,680
They already fired you twice.

339
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,180
Well, third time ain't gonna be the charm.

340
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,850
All right, well,
I just can't let this go yet.

341
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,480
- You got this, Jacob.
- We're with you.

342
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,780
Round of shots
for when he comes back defeated?

343
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,740
- Barbara. Yeah, okay.
- Yes.

344
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,320
- Hair of the dog.
- Okay.

345
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,530
Ava, it's this way.

346
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,450
For the most part, these teachers
will stalk you all week...

347
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,040
- Excuse me.
- Oh, here we go.

348
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,660
Hi. Uh, I'm Jacob Hill,
one of the liaison reps.

349
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,080
Are you the new superintendent?

350
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,250
Acting Superintendent Derek Collins,
nice to meet you.

351
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,420
We have to get going.

352
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,590
I'm sorry, but I just have to speak up

353
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:53,220
for my school that you are closing,
Abbott Elementary.

354
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,720
We have gone through so much this year.

355
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,390
Uh, a teacher fell through the ceiling.

356
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,310
We were in a mall for a month
after our furnace broke...

357
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:01,890
- Which cost a fortune to fix.
- I'm so sorry to hear that.

358
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:04,480
- But unfortunately, my hands are tied.
- Mm-hmm. Have a good day, Jacob.

359
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,150
- Yeah, but…
- What's that about money for a furnace?

360
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,980
Ugh. It was so expensive.

361
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:13,030
Hey, y'all wanna see a dead body?
I mean, who doesn't?

362
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,990
Anyway, now that I have your attention,
I got a little proposition for you.

363
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,660
Hey, how'd you do?

364
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,950
Well, RIP Abbott Elementary.

365
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,040
Oh, well…

366
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,120
Thank you.

367
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,710
We had some good times at Abbott.

368
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:27,790
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we did.

369
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,090
Remember when I set the school on fire?

370
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:30,710
Yep.

371
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,760
And I met the love of my life
at Abbott Elementary.

372
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,920
Aw, Captain Rob?

373
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,630
No, Sweet Cheeks. But also Captain Rob.

374
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,590
And I met the love of mine. Yeah.

375
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:43,180
In a bathroom, covered in pee,
standing next to a reversy toilet.

376
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,890
We should come up with a new story
of how we met.

377
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,480
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

378
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,980
- Oh, I'm gonna miss our kids.
- Yeah.

379
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,230
Oh, you snakes.

380
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,520
How much did you bribe him?

381
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,650
What are you talking about, Looney Tunes?

382
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,440
They just made an announcement on stage.
Abbott got spared.

383
00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:56,650
- What?
- What?

384
00:17:56,740 --> 00:18:00,120
We didn't know.
Huh? Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

385
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,200
- Come on. Come, come, come.
- Wait. Where? Where?

386
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,500
Man, this is not worth five bucks.

387
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,580
Seriously.

388
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,460
Hope you take traveler's checks.

389
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,590
- Oh.
- Where is he?

390
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:12,840
- Hi, um, excuse me.
- Sorry.

391
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,760
What happened? You said
there was no way Abbott would be safe.

392
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,090
I did, but I received some new information
that changed things.

393
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,510
Was it our test scores?

394
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:20,850
And our rate of improvement.

395
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:24,310
Uh, no. No.
Actually, it was your furnace.

396
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:26,020
- What?
- Yeah, it doesn't make sense

397
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,440
for us to close a school that we've
already put that much money into.

398
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,770
The only fiscally responsible thing to do
is to keep it open. So, you're open.

399
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,650
Oh, my God!
Now I can delete my MostlyFans.

400
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,740
Your what?

401
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:38,280
Now there's some housekeeping to do
in order to make this work.

402
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,950
We're gonna have to let some people go.

403
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,700
We're gonna need those funds
to hire an assistant principal

404
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,410
to share the load of a bigger school.

405
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,450
I know just the person.

406
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,290
Hmm.

407
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,080
My friend Lena needs a job.

408
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,090
Okay, but we kind of like
to keep it in-house if possible.

409
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:56,170
Our first-grade teacher, Gregory Eddie,
was briefly interim principal.

410
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,510
- And did an excellent job.
- Yes.

411
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,010
That will work.

412
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:01,390
I still think y'all sleeping on Lena, but…

413
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:04,140
Gregory, uh, I guess
you're my assistant principal.

414
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,850
So I came to Miami.
I lost my job, my future,

415
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,600
my girlfriend became a cam girl.

416
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,860
Then I got a promotion and a raise
and Janine's a teacher again.

417
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,730
And I also got to watch
that episode of Naked and Afraid

418
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,690
where that guy loses 37 pounds
and gets a flesh-eating bacteria.

419
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:21,240
So, I'd say it's been a perfect trip.

420
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:23,910
Hi.

421
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,450
Disguise must be wearing off.

422
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:32,210
No, I'm starting to think maybe they can
sense you have a good heart or whatever.

423
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,920
Oh, my God, stop fishing.

424
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,920
So much for burning it all down.

425
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,510
That was just an expression.

426
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:41,880
Well, I set my room on fire.

427
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,970
- Whoo! Do you, girl.
- Yeah, good for you.

428
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:49,730
You know,
this whole thing's got me thinking

429
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:51,390
I should get more involved
with the district.

430
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,110
Maybe I could make things better.

431
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:58,150
Yeah, I think you'd be really good at it.
You're the kind of guy we need down there.

432
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:03,740
Okay, the humidity has made me a sappy
son of a bitch, all right. So what?

433
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,870
Congrats, assistant principal.

434
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,080
Yeah.

435
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,370
Hey, you and Ava gonna make a great team.

436
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,460
You think so?

437
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,500
Just don't interrupt her nap time
and you'll be good.

438
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,000
Oh. Oh, yeah?

439
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:22,550
Assuming your big life plans are still on,
I help set up Wi-Fi in Jewelers' Row.

440
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,220
Could get you a discount
if you're interested.

441
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,730
Yeah, I think I might take you up on that.

442
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:44,200
What the hell?

443
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,820
Is it me, or are these parking spots
getting smaller?

444
00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,870
- And who painted this, a blind man?
- Look. Careful.

445
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:49,950
What?

446
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,160
- Jacob. Ooh. Oh.
- Don't… Don't hit my car.

447
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,130
Okay.

448
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,300
Now what?

449
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:02,970
{\an8}The one day I drive.

450
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,800
{\an8}All right.

451
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,850
{\an8}Oh.

452
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,180
{\an8}Morning.

453
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,480
{\an8}Good morning.

454
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,810
{\an8}And let's go.

455
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,230
{\an8}The one day I forget my bag.