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<i>Dear Maria, well, I finally</i>
<i>made it to Australia</i>

2
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<i>just like I said</i>
<i>I would.</i>

3
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<i>I know everything's</i>
<i>gonna go great here.</i>

4
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<i>I'm gonna get a good job</i>
<i>and make lot's of money.</i>

5
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<i>And as soon as I do,</i>
<i>I'm gonna send for ya'.</i>

6
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<i>You're gonna</i>
<i>love it here.</i>

7
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<i>I just got here and already</i>
<i>I feel just like a native.</i>

8
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Ah, very nice plane.

9
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See you later.

10
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Huh, looks like
Bakersfield.

11
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Oh,'scuse me.

12
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Oh, sorry.

13
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Hey, hello. Hey.

14
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Oh, uh yeah.

15
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Yeah. Whoa, here I come.

16
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Alright everybody
off your knees.

17
00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,900
<i>Dear Maria,</i>

18
00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,269
<i>Well Sydney is</i>
<i>just too beautiful.</i>

19
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<i>You're just gonna</i>
<i>love it here.</i>

20
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<i>Boy am I lucky.</i>

21
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<i>That friend of Pino's who</i>
<i>lives here has a big mansion.</i>

22
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<i>He said I could</i>
<i>stay with him.</i>

23
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<i>He's got three</i>
<i>swimming pools.</i>

24
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<i>He said, "Hey, just take</i>
<i>over the whole West wing."</i>

25
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<i>Well, I gotta go now.</i>

26
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<i>Love and kisses, Carlos.</i>

27
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<i>Oh, P.S.</i>

28
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<i>Hope to see you</i>
<i>soon, honey.</i>

29
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- Carlos!
- Yeah.

30
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- Kevin.
- Hey.

31
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- Long flight?
- Yeah.

32
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No don't speak.

33
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Listen, I'll give you
a hand with your bag.

34
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- Yeah.
- Well, come in.

35
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Come in.

36
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Would you like a beer?

37
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Well, what do you think?

38
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I remember the first time
I ever saw this place.

39
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Absolutely breathtaking.
Sorry about the mess, but Gus

40
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gets up on the wrong side
of the bed every now and again.

41
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Who's Gus?

42
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Anyway, you should meet him.

43
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Come through this way, matey.
He's having breakfast.

44
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Nice outfit.

45
00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:04,858
Excuse me.

46
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Don't speak. Come in.

47
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Gus, Carlos.

48
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Carlos, Gus.

49
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We are The Roos Brothers.

50
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Come on, shake his hand.
He's tame.

51
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Hi, Gus.

52
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Ugh.

53
00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:31,785
Ow.

54
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Welcome Down Under.

55
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<i>Dear Maria,</i>

56
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<i>You're never gonna</i>
<i>believe this.</i>

57
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<i>I got a job singing in the</i>
<i>biggest nightclub in Sydney.</i>

58
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<i>Right in King's Cross.</i>

59
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<i>Man this place is great.</i>

60
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<i>They love me here.</i>
<i>I'm packing them in.</i>

61
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<i>Uh, love and kisses.</i>
<i>Carlos.</i>

62
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Everybody prepare,

63
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because here it comes.

64
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Are you all ready?

65
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OK. Here it comes.

66
00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,819
<i>* Matty told Hatty</i>

67
00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,220
<i>* About a thing</i>
<i>that she saw *</i>

68
00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:10,957
* <i>It had two big horns*</i>

69
00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,627
<i>* And a wooly paw</i>

70
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* Wooly bully, wooly bully

71
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<i>* Wooly bully,</i>
<i>wooly bully *</i>

72
00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,239
<i>* Wooly bully</i>

73
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Hey now, here it comes.

74
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<i>Ay</i>
<i>caram... pendejo.</i>

75
00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,256
<i>Ay, mis nalgas.</i>

76
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77
00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,427
<i>Estes pinche indios.</i>

78
00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:50,430
Excuse me. Are you
speaking Spanish?

79
00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,499
Yeah, what of it?

80
00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:53,299
Would you like a job?

81
00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,735
A job?

82
00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,171
<i>Dear Maria, Well sometimes</i>
<i>you just land in roses.</i>

83
00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:00,106
<i>I'm now the half owner</i>
<i>of a Mexican restaurant</i>

84
00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,808
<i>as soon as I can come</i>
<i>up with 5,000 dollars.</i>

85
00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:02,709
<i>Uh, gotta go.</i>
<i>Love, Carlos.</i>

86
00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:12,886
Hey.

87
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Hey. Oh. Hey, Gus.

88
00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:21,361
Hey, come on. Let me in.
I gotta go to work.

89
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Mail's in.

90
00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,343
Hey, Gus.

91
00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,381
G'day Carlos.

92
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Finally got one for ya mate.

93
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Oh. Oh, Maria.

94
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<i>Dear Carlos, Sorry I</i>
<i>haven't written sooner</i>

95
00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,429
<i>but there's a reason.</i>

96
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<i>Pino and I are</i>
<i>getting married.</i>

97
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<i>I'm sorry I had to break</i>
<i>it to you this way.</i>

98
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,368
<i>Love, Maria.</i>

99
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,071
<i>P.S.</i>

100
00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,639
<i>Don't go jumping off</i>
<i>any bridge or anything.</i>

101
00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,041
<i>I know how you get.</i>

102
00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,950
My best friend Pino.

103
00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,609
OK, God. What's the
deal, man?

104
00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,681
Like are you trying to do some
experiment on me or something?

105
00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,120
I mean, I thought as soon
as I came to Australia

106
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and got out of L.A.,
things would be different.

107
00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:58,591
It'd be nothing but beaches
and beers and shrimps.

108
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,561
I thought I'd have money.

109
00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,302
Hey, do me a favor, will ya?

110
00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,371
Next time you see me
falling in love.

111
00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,574
Just strike me with a bolt
of lightning and get it over
with.

112
00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:17,811
Carlos, I have been
looking all over for you.

113
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- Oh, hey Wayne.
- I rang your apartment

114
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a million times,
you didn't answer.

115
00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,315
- What?
- I went over there.

116
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You weren't there. So I thought
something had happened to you.

117
00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:29,155
- I rang the police, the
hospitals.
- The police?

118
00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,323
- Thank God, you're alright.
- Yeah, I'm fine.

119
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I'm fine, yeah.

120
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Now where are you going?

121
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Going to work, Wayne.

122
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Now remember, show business.

123
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Oh, this can't be
the place.

124
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What a dump.

125
00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,480
Mañana Restaurant. Well, I
guess Bruce knows what he's doing.

126
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Oh, this is dreadful.

127
00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,493
Oh, my goodness.

128
00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:09,696
Señorita Hobart, I recognize
you immediately.

129
00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:13,400
What a pleasure!
Welcome home.

130
00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,701
This cake is for my
father's birthday.

131
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It needs to go in the fridge.

132
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<i>Absolutamente,</i>
<i>no problema.</i>

133
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Carlos.

134
00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,945
Refrigerator this
for Señorita Hobart.

135
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And don't put it next to
any of those refried beans.

136
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Father hates that smell.

137
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Carlos, the cake.

138
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Oh, <i>si.</i>

139
00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,495
Sorry guys, you gotta
go to the East side.

140
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Father doesn't approve of beans.

141
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Alright, new guy comin' aboard.

142
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Alright, everybody be cool.

143
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Carlos.

144
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Coming, coming.

145
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Whoa.

146
00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:02,682
Señorita Hobart was
trying to arrange the
seating for her party.

147
00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,818
Why is that gentleman
at her table?

148
00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,353
Here's looking up your kilt.

149
00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:11,291
He's with your party, no?

150
00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,360
Are you a friend of Bruce's?

151
00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:13,893
No, I just came in to
use the loo.

152
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,631
He's not our waiter
tonight, is he?

153
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,367
Of course.

154
00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:25,305
Señor Carlos is el
<i>Mexicano tenorino.</i>

155
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,541
Yes, me and the others will sing
<i>Happy Birthday for you</i>
<i>tonight.</i>

156
00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,477
Make it very <i>especial.</i>

157
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,278
Tell him to drop
the fake accent.

158
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:32,912
Let's go.

159
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,919
Jesus, mate, do you
know who her father is?

160
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,922
No, but if he's single with
bucks, my mom's always looking.

161
00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,824
He owns more buildings around
the world than you've had hot
breakfasts.

162
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,926
So just zip it.

163
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,062
And give that
gentleman his bill.

164
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:51,898
Okay.

165
00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,406
Your bill, Señor.

166
00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,809
18 dollars 75.

167
00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:03,610
I thought you said this
was on the house.

168
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,212
On the house!

169
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,017
I thought you said
you had a reservation.

170
00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:11,885
Well, I only said that
so I could use the loo.

171
00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,421
The loo?

172
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,190
Well, "loo" get the bill.

173
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:17,891
This is, uh, very
embarrassing.

174
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,760
This is all I've got.

175
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,833
Oh, geez man,
he's gonna kill me.

176
00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:27,567
Well, I can bring you
some cash back later.

177
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,104
No, I said on the house.
It's on the house.

178
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,072
Don't worry about it.

179
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,040
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

180
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:34,941
Thanks, mate.

181
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,445
Cheers.

182
00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,851
You know It's
been almost a year

183
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,920
since I saw your parents
on that ski trip.

184
00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,789
I haven't seen them for
nine months myself.

185
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,424
Father's been working
from his London office.

186
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,293
I like your place.

187
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,327
It's nice.

188
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,895
It's very nice.

189
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:56,796
Thanks.

190
00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,566
Ooh.

191
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,768
So, what does this Bruce
have going for him?

192
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,403
He used to be Captain
of the Wallabies,

193
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,604
the Aussie rugby team.

194
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:05,872
Wait, I'll show you something.

195
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,036
<i>There are times</i>
<i>when you need</i>

196
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,872
<i>a damn good drop of the</i>
<i>amber nectar.</i>

197
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,007
<i>But you don't</i>
<i>have any on ya.</i>

198
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:44,544
<i>That's when you can't</i>
<i>always be a he-man.</i>

199
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,913
<i>Sometimes you gotta have</i>
<i>someone else carry the Four X.</i>

200
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:52,952
Real character, huh?

201
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:53,820
Not bad.

202
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,691
<i>Four X.</i>

203
00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,927
<i>Get it out of her pants,</i>
<i>and into your face.</i>

204
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,298
You think your
father will like him?

205
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,666
Of course not.

206
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:22,982
Hey, Old Timer.

207
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,360
G'day girls.

208
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,961
Well, how are ya?

209
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,763
Got a girlfriend?

210
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,965
Well, I'll tell ya
what sweetheart.

211
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,335
You be my girlfriend.

212
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:42,969
Hey Bruce.
Bruce Woodley.

213
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:47,574
Excuse me.

214
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:55,115
<i>* Mañana, Mañana</i>

215
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,918
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

216
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,492
When I quit footie,

217
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,427
they offered me Toyota
and Four X, see.

218
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,363
Now with Four X, I got
a free Toyota.

219
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:14,200
But with Toyota, I gotta
buy my own beer.

220
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,070
What do you intend to
do when your contract
expires next month?

221
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,705
- Does it?
- Nah.

222
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,473
They'll probably
just renew it.

223
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,609
They don't plan to.

224
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:26,913
Waiter.

225
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,922
We've got a little surprise
for your birthday, Father.

226
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,991
Yes.

227
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,293
You certainly have.

228
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:44,497
OK, big fella. Time
for you to go on.

229
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,434
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

230
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,102
<i>* Happy Birthday</i>
<i>dear fat kid *</i>

231
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,937
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

232
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:51,905
Wonder what you taste like.

233
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,207
Oh, no.

234
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,343
Oh, no.

235
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,478
Okay, let's get
to the...

236
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,512
- Cake.
- Oh, no.

237
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,380
This is not happening.

238
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,848
What's wrong?

239
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,817
Somebody screwed up with
the freeze man.

240
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,784
Look this thing is
frozen solid.

241
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,152
What?

242
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,754
You stopped blinking mate.

243
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,657
Carlos, don't do
this to me.

244
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,725
Well, we'll put it in
the microwave.

245
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,895
- The microwave.
- Yeah, yeah the microwave.

246
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,598
Hey!

247
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,533
Won't the icing melt?

248
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,202
Won't the icing melt?

249
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,770
No, no.

250
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,305
It heats from the
inside out.

251
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,339
You're a genius.

252
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,646
Well, you 're all in
love with the food, eh?

253
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,081
Do you like the food? Raise
your hand, you like the food.

254
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,616
<i>Señor Bruce, si.</i>

255
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,818
<i>Señora, you like the food?</i>

256
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,987
<i>Señor? Porque no</i>
<i>gusta la food?</i>

257
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,322
- The cake.
- Que?

258
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,090
- The cake.
- K?

259
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:44,624
- Cake. Cake.
- Kay? Cake.

260
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,661
Oh! The cake.

261
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:55,235
You say cake,
we say <i>pastel.</i>

262
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,303
Well, could we have
it now please?

263
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,304
<i>Que?</i>

264
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:58,938
The cake!

265
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,274
<i>Porque no?</i>

266
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,576
I bring the cake.

267
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,386
Special <i>Mañana burrito.</i>

268
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,355
Especiality <i>de la</i>
<i>casa, on the casa.</i>

269
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,790
Señor Bruce.

270
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,625
Good one, mate.

271
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,760
Come on team. Go on
dig in, Dig in.

272
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,395
These are me favorites.
Gotta eat 'em like Mexican Joe.

273
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,329
Like this.

274
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,902
Aw, Christ! I mean this...

275
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,804
This happened last time.

276
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,908
Excuse me.

277
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,543
Carlos!
It happened again, Carlos.

278
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,479
It's still hard
in the center.

279
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,680
Another 30 seconds.

280
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,082
30 seconds?

281
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,917
OK, a minute.

282
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:48,421
So, what do you think
of your future son-in-law?

283
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,890
Not a hope in hell
young lady. Never.

284
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,093
What's wrong with Bruce?

285
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,262
The tragedy of the situation is
that you can't see for yourself.

286
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,964
You've hated every
boyfriend I've ever had.

287
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,667
Every single one.

288
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,635
Well I've got news
for you, Father.

289
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,904
I'm marrying Bruce,
whether you like him or not.

290
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,374
I don't give that
marriage two weeks.

291
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,842
We'll find out who's right

292
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,844
two weeks after the
wedding then. Won't we.

293
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,779
Alexandra, you're not
marrying that oaf.

294
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,547
Says who?

295
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,049
Don't make an issue
out of this.

296
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,884
The subject is closed.

297
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,220
The subject is not closed
father, because if you...

298
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,523
And if you're going to make
a scene in the restaurant...

299
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,657
...then I will leave.

300
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,429
Dear, why don't you
go to the bathroom
and freshen up?

301
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,602
Excuse me.

302
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,705
- Ian...
- What?

303
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,676
Do you see what's
going on here?

304
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,944
You have to calm
down, Alex.

305
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:48,181
Ever since I was a kid,
it's the same crap.

306
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,317
I'll go back to the table
and he'll have some deal for me.

307
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,853
- A deal?
- You'll see.

308
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,756
Everything is
business to Father.

309
00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,527
I say I want to marry Bruce,
and he has to say, no.

310
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,429
But then he'll come
back with a counter offer

311
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,364
somewhere in the middle.

312
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,199
Well, don't let him
get away with it.

313
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,401
I'm not. I'm not going to
let him do this to me again.

314
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,545
<i>Allez viens.</i>

315
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,752
Alexandra, I didn't
mean to upset you.

316
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,955
But there are occasions when
one must be a little brutal.

317
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,123
So take my advice this time.

318
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,460
Bruce is a total loser.

319
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,062
Now the next time you are
serious about marriage,

320
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,931
I will embrace your
gentleman with open arms.

321
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,599
Is that fair?

322
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,601
Let's get this perfectly clear.

323
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,269
You're offering me a trade-off?

324
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,205
If you want to put it that way.

325
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,439
Yes.

326
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,408
I give up Bruce...

327
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,677
and the next bloke, even
if you can't stand him,

328
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,812
even if he's the biggest
idiot you ever met...

329
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,914
You won't say a word?

330
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:57,250
I doubt there could be anyone
more repulsive than Mr Woodley.

331
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,486
But yes, it's a deal.

332
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,688
I won't say a word.

333
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,724
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

334
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:08,628
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

335
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:13,066
<i>* Happy Birthday dear</i>
<i>Sir Ian *</i>

336
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,037
<i>* Happy Birthday to you</i>

337
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,638
Why don't you
make a wish Sir Ian?

338
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,045
Bravo, bravo.

339
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,754
Oh, no.

340
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,890
Oh, my God.

341
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:37,757
Go on, Carlos.

342
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,869
Well, that's it.

343
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:57,277
No one will ever come into this
restaurant ever again.

344
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,013
We're ruined.

345
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,485
Don't worry. I'll
think of something.

346
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:09,889
What? What will you
think of, Carlos?

347
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,092
If we don't have 5000
dollars by next week,

348
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,128
the bank gets
everything.

349
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,297
We'll be out on
the street.

350
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,775
The street!

351
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,678
I'll think of something.

352
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,920
He doesn't like me?

353
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,922
What did I do?

354
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,659
Everybody likes me.

355
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,462
He's not gonna cut
you off is he?

356
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,899
This is the same shit he's
pulled on me for years.

357
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,835
But this time,
I'm as serious as he is.

358
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,371
And I've got him
right where I want him.

359
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:02,776
Especially If could just
find the right idiot.

360
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,414
Bloody Carlos!

361
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,015
What a loser.

362
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,431
<i>It's going to work</i>
<i>like a charm.</i>

363
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,665
<i>Look I don't really</i>
<i>think so, you know.</i>

364
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,634
<i>I was waiting</i>
<i>for this.</i>

365
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,202
<i>We get down here and already</i>
<i>you're asking for more money</i>
<i>.</i>

366
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,604
<i>Well, forget it.</i>

367
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,039
<i>Hey, look, it's not</i>
<i>about the money, OK?</i>

368
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,407
<i>Good.</i>

369
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,942
<i>Then there's</i>
<i>nothing to discuss.</i>

370
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,258
Never mind Edison, I'll get it.

371
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,128
It's Alexandra.

372
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,430
Hey, Mama!
What's happening?

373
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,932
Mother, I'd like you
to meet Carlos,

374
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,734
my new fiancé.

375
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,236
Hey, baby!
How you doing?

376
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,972
Hey, I never seen you in the
daytime. Turn around, Mama.

377
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,008
Come on! Whip it around!
Let me check it out.

378
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,276
Whoo!

379
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,412
Now I see where Alex
gets that cute ass.

380
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,847
Ooh baby, shoot me a lippy.

381
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,951
Swab my tonsils.

382
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,219
Wow.

383
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,321
Bad pad you got here.

384
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,556
Hey, is your man a dope
dealer or what?

385
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,824
If he is, tell him
to whip it on out.

386
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:26,559
Let's party man.
Call some chicks.

387
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,927
Get on the horn,
get on the blower.

388
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,863
Let's blow it out.

389
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,398
Hey dude, Carlos Muñoz,
glad to meet you, Holmes.

390
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,999
Delighted.

391
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,301
Yeah, right back at ya'.

392
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:39,606
Ooh, baby! With these hands,
with these lips,
what I could do.

393
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,407
Ooh.

394
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,211
Wow! Wow much this thing cost?

395
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,314
Be careful with it.
It's a Ming Dynasty vase.

396
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,250
Oh, I better be careful
with it or else. Oh, no!

397
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,551
Oh!

398
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,721
Hey, Holmes, be careful
with that bag.

399
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,990
It's got all my
porno mags in it.

400
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,625
If You're good later, we'll let
you watch "Debbie Does Bondage."

401
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,527
We've seen it a lot, huh?

402
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,762
Mm. OK baby, up the stairs.

403
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:06,099
Time to get greased
and ready for action, huh?

404
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,068
Hello, baby.

405
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,270
Are you room service?

406
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,772
That's it? Walk right on by,
stuck up bitch.

407
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,508
I'm gonna make you wait and
crawl and beg,"Oh, Carlos!

408
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,078
Please, me next!
Please, please."

409
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:19,512
OK, I'll give you one more shot.

410
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,513
Only if you're good.

411
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,482
I mean really good.

412
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,350
Thank you Edison.

413
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,785
Ooh, Mama.

414
00:21:25,819 --> 00:21:27,253
Hey, thank you, Edison.
Good bloke, man.

415
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,855
- Young man.
- Huh?

416
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,391
The guest bedroom
is in the East wing.

417
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,127
- What? Yeah, yeah.
- The guest bedroom...

418
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,229
You want me to sleep in a
different room from my old lady?

419
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,565
Right. Shit.

420
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,734
Oh, look at that bed.

421
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,103
It's like a playground.
Hold on baby, I'll
be right there.

422
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,938
Hey, tell you what.

423
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,107
Make sure we get plenty of fresh
towels and don't bug us

424
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,008
for at least an hour.
You know what I mean?

425
00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:48,942
I'm coming.

426
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,914
Better make that
two hours, you know...

427
00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:58,118
No slow, slow,
baby, take it off slow.

428
00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:01,087
Daddy is coming.

429
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:02,555
Hey, I gave
her a buck,

430
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:03,890
you think that was too
much, babe?

431
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,961
This is gonna be great.

432
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,631
Was that OK?

433
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,466
Let me get this straight.

434
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,368
All I gotta do is tell your
old man that you and me

435
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,971
is getting married and
keep acting like
a total idiot, right?

436
00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:20,707
That's it. Be the easiest
5000 dollars you ever made.

437
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,976
Be the only 5000
I ever made.

438
00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:27,814
God, being a kid
must've killed you, man.

439
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,150
No wonder you don't
do anything now.

440
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,687
Look at this skiing, horseback
riding, tennis, ballet.

441
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,721
Ice skating.

442
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,992
I'm gonna go change.

443
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,960
Oh yeah? What are you gonna
change into, a frog?

444
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,103
Alex, you here?

445
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:53,206
- Oh.
- Sorry.

446
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:57,510
Oh, Alex is in the
bathroom freshening up.

447
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,046
I'm Maggie, Alex's
first cousin.

448
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:00,947
Oh, hi.
Glad-
Oh-

449
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,785
- I'm Carlos Muñoz.
- Muno-

450
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,454
Muñoz, right, right.
You got it.

451
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,588
Where's Bruce?

452
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,423
Bruce?

453
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,959
Oh, he's outta here.
Father didn't approve.

454
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,194
He's gone. See ya.
History.

455
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,196
- Really?
- Yeah.

456
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,465
So you are the...

457
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,601
Alex's latest.
And the greatest.

458
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,936
How do you like me so far?

459
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,939
I don't know you.

460
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,640
How do you like me?

461
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:28,942
Oh. I don't know
you either.

462
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,681
You staying for
the weekend?

463
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,216
Yeah. I was
thinking about it.

464
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,785
- How about you? Oh, good.
- Yeah.

465
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:42,956
Maybe we'll get to
know each other.

466
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,258
Yeah, that'd be great.

467
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,261
I think it could be.

468
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:49,963
Bye.

469
00:23:50,964 --> 00:23:53,099
See ya.

470
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:53,967
Adios.

471
00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,807
What the hell was that?

472
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,654
If you want some lipstick,
you can borrow mine.

473
00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:16,356
- Oh.
- It's in the bathroom.

474
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:19,826
- I was just, uh...
- And, by the way,

475
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,294
so are you.

476
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:33,306
Hey. way to go,
babe. Alright. Whoo!

477
00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,942
Whoo!

478
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,645
Hey, beats the hell out
of watching it on TV,
huh, Lady Irene?

479
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,313
You don't play tennis,
Carlos?

480
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:43,683
Me? Right.

481
00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:45,685
See, where I come from you got
enough space to put a tennis

482
00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:48,955
court on man, you got
3000 people living on it.

483
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,090
Yo! Hey, Jeeves.

484
00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:52,225
Jeeves.

485
00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:53,993
Yo, what's that
dude's name again?

486
00:24:54,094 --> 00:24:55,128
- Edison.
- Edison, right.

487
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,831
Yo, Edison.

488
00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:59,132
That's it.
Take your time, man.

489
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,434
Is this dude dead or what?

490
00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:03,470
Hey thanks, bud.

491
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:06,072
There you go. Thank you.

492
00:25:06,106 --> 00:25:07,841
And next time don't
be bullshittin' with the
vodka either too, man.

493
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,042
Mm.

494
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,479
Hey, you played good babe.

495
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,847
I especially liked that
part where you bend over.

496
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,647


497
00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:20,286
G'day there sailors.

498
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,789
Don't you ever
give up, Mother?

499
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,057
G'day Alexandra.

500
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,358
Fancy a quick one?

501
00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:26,526
Tennis, I mean.

502
00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:35,301
Oh, excuse me. I'm Carlos
Muñoz, man. That's my name.

503
00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:38,405
I'm Alex's latest
squeeze, man.

504
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,642
You almost had me there.

505
00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:46,279
Tennis anyone?

506
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:47,747
Oh, not me. I'm pooped.

507
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:48,982
I just had three hard
sets with Daddy.

508
00:25:51,685 --> 00:25:53,219
I don't suppose you play?

509
00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:56,556
Me? Hey, why not?

510
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:57,924
I'll give it a bash.

511
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,763
Ok, let's try it.

512
00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:06,766
Do I got any grill
work on my butt?

513
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,068
Hey, can I borrow
your bat?

514
00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:10,036
Thanks honey.

515
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:16,242
All right.
Let's do it bro.

516
00:26:16,276 --> 00:26:18,945
Take it easy on me man. I
haven't played since Wimbledon.

517
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:24,784
Yo, hello. Yo, hello.

518
00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:26,386
Hey dude, you got
another bat, man?

519
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,253
<i>Yo!</i>

520
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,958
OK, dude you ready?

521
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,361
All right. Play ball.

522
00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:36,963
Here we go.

523
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,465
Oh, let's try it again.

524
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,801
Here we go.

525
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,976
Sorry. Was that a
foul ball or what?

526
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:57,283
Yes, I'm
perfectly alright.

527
00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:59,819
Yes, perfectly alright.

528
00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:03,590
And, this is the study.

529
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,525
Oh yeah, what do you
study here?

530
00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:08,528
Oh.

531
00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:10,663
Excuse me, Sir Ian.
I'll get out of your way.

532
00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:11,731
No, you're alright.
Go on with what
you were doing.

533
00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:12,832
Don't mind us.

534
00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:15,301
Yeah, don't mind us.

535
00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:17,804
Hey, it's a nice place
you got here, man.

536
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:20,740
Is this where you come to hide
out from the old lady?

537
00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:22,876
Hey dude, what's a place
like this cost, man?

538
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,711
We, uh, we don't
discuss such things.

539
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,613
Right.

540
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,915
I've served rich people
all my life man.

541
00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:31,051
You guys love
talking about money.

542
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,756
Tasty man. How do you get
away with it, dude?

543
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:39,793
How do I get
away with what?

544
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:42,328
Hey, I guess the old lady don't
care no more, huh?
I'm with you, man,

545
00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,464
the young stuff is the good
stuff. Fresh.

546
00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,733
If you're quite finished.

547
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,935
If you're
quite finished.

548
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:52,372
Hey, relax, Holmes.
I'm just teasing.

549
00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:55,542
I wouldn't do it
with no maid, man.

550
00:27:55,575 --> 00:27:57,310
Unless Alex wanted
a threesome.

551
00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:58,645
And then, hallo.

552
00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:03,016
Wow, man, are you sure we
can find our way back to the
house from here?

553
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,551
No problem.

554
00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:07,020
Maybe we should
call a cab, man.

555
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,556
Your family here with
you in Australia?

556
00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:11,291
Are you kidding man,
I dumped them losers
years ago.

557
00:28:11,324 --> 00:28:13,927
- Admirable.
- Yeah.

558
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:16,596
So is there anything
else you wanna know
about me, man?

559
00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:17,697
So you're just gonna
give me the OK?

560
00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:19,299
The OK for what?

561
00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:20,734
You know,
to marry Alex.

562
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,342
Hey, how many slaves it
take to run this place, man?

563
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:32,479
This was Alex's
favorite as a child.

564
00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:34,681
That's great looks like
future dog food, man.

565
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,316
Yo, Alpo.

566
00:28:36,349 --> 00:28:37,917
- Hey, dude.
- Tell me.

567
00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:40,620
How did you and Alex
get together?

568
00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:43,456
Oh, hey you know what. Like
I felt sorry for the chick.

569
00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:46,159
She was on the rebound.
So I said, "Hey, give the
chick a break."

570
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:47,961
You know what I mean. You
know how chicks are like, man.

571
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,696
You know. I know what you're
thinkin' man.

572
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,098
You know this guys porkin'
chicks left, right, and center.

573
00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:53,967
You know he's probably going
to break my little girl's heart,
man.

574
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,102
No, way. You know?
Like with Alex and me.

575
00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:58,438
Like the physical thing
is like only half the trip, man.

576
00:28:58,471 --> 00:28:59,406
You know the other half
is like mental.

577
00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:01,274
Like it's intense man.

578
00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:02,742
I've never been in a thing
like this you know. It's like

579
00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:05,078
- I wake up in the morning...
- That's my Arabian.

580
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,881
- Pride of the stables
- Yeah, that's great.

581
00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,282
Uh, excuse me
for a minute, man.

582
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:14,487


583
00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:17,023
Ah, that feels good man.

584
00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:21,027
Oh. Ah.

585
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:24,030
Easy big fella.

586
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,366
Ah. God how do you get these
things to stop man?

587
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:29,869
Oh.

588
00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:33,039
Yeah, I know.
Don't get jealous.

589
00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:41,047
<i>* I know it won't</i>
<i>be very long *</i>

590
00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:45,885
<i>* Before I'm in</i>
<i>your arms to stay *</i>

591
00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:48,054
<i>* 'Cause I'm still</i>
<i>crazy for you *</i>

592
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,394
Ta-da!

593
00:29:54,427 --> 00:29:55,362
How do you like it?

594
00:29:55,395 --> 00:29:58,064
That's it.
Perfect.

595
00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:00,166
I like it myself.
It's kinda cool, huh?

596
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,801
All you need is a tie
and I've got just the one.

597
00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:06,306
Here, try it on.

598
00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:09,809
Oh, you know what?
To tell you the truth,

599
00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:11,144
I don't know how to tie
one of these things.

600
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:12,278
You know?
I never wearer.

601
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,080
OK, I'll try.

602
00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:15,415
Oh, you know how?

603
00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:17,350
I think so.

604
00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:19,185
Oh. You're used to
wearing men's clothing.

605
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,453
No. I wore them at school.

606
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:23,289
- Oh, at school?
- Boarding school.

607
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,926
- Ah. truly awful
- Mm hm.

608
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,428
You're a weird guy,
you know that?

609
00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:30,497
What do you mean?

610
00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:35,001
Well, you have a stupid job,
in a stupid restaurant.

611
00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:38,004
You're doing all these
stupid things for me.

612
00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:40,774
Underneath, you're, you're
just like a regular bloke.

613
00:30:40,807 --> 00:30:43,009
Oh, thank you very much.

614
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,611
You're not as stupid
as you look, either.

615
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:51,251
You know, excuse me
for prying, but...

616
00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,887
If you want to marry this
guy, why don't you just
marry him, you know?

617
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,356
Why are you playing
all these games?

618
00:30:56,389 --> 00:30:59,092
You wouldn't understand.

619
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,428
You don't know my father.

620
00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:01,928
What's there to understand?

621
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,569
Well, I wonder what old
Bruce is doing.

622
00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:11,738
He's gone on holiday.

623
00:31:11,771 --> 00:31:13,673
He wants to lose 10 pounds
before the wedding.

624
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,809
Oh yeah? Tell him to
cut off his head.

625
00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:16,976
He could lose ten pounds
of ugly fat that way.

626
00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:19,979
Let's see.

627
00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:25,518
Just think, this time tomorrow,
you'll be 5000 dollars richer.

628
00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:27,887
5000 dollars, huh?

629
00:31:27,921 --> 00:31:29,889
Well, then I guess
it's showtime!

630
00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:30,724


631
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,828
Are you ready to party?

632
00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:36,663
All right.

633
00:31:38,665 --> 00:31:41,935
<i>* I said already already</i>

634
00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:45,238
<i>* already already already</i>
<i>it's already it's already *</i>

635
00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,774
<i>* already already already</i>

636
00:31:47,807 --> 00:31:49,642
Come on.

637
00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:52,645
<i>* already already already</i>

638
00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:55,315
<i>* already already already</i>
<i>it's already it's already *</i>

639
00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:59,919
<i>* already already already</i>

640
00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:03,223
<i>* You gotta know</i>
<i>how to pony *</i>

641
00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:06,626
<i>* like Bony Maronie</i>

642
00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:10,330
<i>* Do the twist</i>

643
00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:14,100
<i>* I said it goes</i>
<i>like this *</i>

644
00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:17,303
<i>* Mashed Potato</i>

645
00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:20,640
<i>* Come on do the</i>
<i>Alligator *</i>

646
00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:23,743
<i>* Do the Watusi</i>

647
00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:27,681
<i>* like Juicy Lucy</i>

648
00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:30,750
<i>* Come on and</i>
<i>do the Turk *</i>

649
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:34,654
<i>* I said watch me work</i>

650
00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:37,957
<i>* I said na,</i>
<i>na na na na *</i>

651
00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:40,860
<i>* na na na na na</i>
<i>na na na na na *</i>

652
00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:43,263
* na na na na na

653
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,464
Come on.

654
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:27,974
Whoo!

655
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,448
Hey, dude have a rib.

656
00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:38,785
Whoo.

657
00:33:38,818 --> 00:33:40,353
Hey, babe. Are you gonna
get any food? It's free.

658
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:41,454
I'll have a rib.

659
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:43,556
Hey, get your own.

660
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:44,991
Last time a woman got
a rib from a man

661
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:48,294
they both got thrown
out of the garden.

662
00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,730
Isn't he witty?

663
00:33:50,764 --> 00:33:53,767
And he's entirely
self-educated, you know.

664
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,336
Yeah, what are
yous anyway?

665
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:59,939
Me? Oh, I'm a Pisces
with a moon over Miami.

666
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,475
No, no, no, no, no.
What's your native
extraction?

667
00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:05,278
- He's Mexican.
- Yeah.

668
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,179
Mexican are you?

669
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,048
<i>Si.</i>

670
00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:09,582
I never knew a Mexican
good for anything

671
00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:12,852
except singing
Guantanamera.

672
00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:15,188
And they never have a penny
to their names, either.

673
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,290
Yeah, let's do an experiment.

674
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,858
Oh father, please.

675
00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:21,528
Now, go on. Turn
your pockets out.

676
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:24,297
Let's see how much
money you got on ya.

677
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:26,800
I have Carlos' weekend
cash in my safe

678
00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,601
if you'd like to
see it, Uncle.

679
00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:30,637
It's about 5000 dollars.
Isn't that right?

680
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,972
Uh, yeah.

681
00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,708
Let's dance.

682
00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,645
Hey, have
a rib, dude.

683
00:34:38,678 --> 00:34:42,115
Hey, Pepe, I'd ask
you to cook us up
some refried beans,

684
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,950
but you probably
haven't got a work visa.

685
00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,788
Who was that jerk?

686
00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:50,290
He's my uncle.

687
00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:53,560
He's married to my
father's sister.

688
00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:55,362
Bruce'll fit right
in with this family.

689
00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:57,497
That's your opinion.

690
00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,766
Yeah well, at least
I got an opinion, you know.

691
00:34:59,799 --> 00:35:02,268
And when I want it,
I'll ask for it. OK?

692
00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:08,475
Women.

693
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,710
Mexican.

694
00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:17,784
<i>Buenas noches, Señor.</i>

695
00:35:17,817 --> 00:35:19,686
<i>Quiere bailar?</i>

696
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:20,954
What?

697
00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:22,522
Do you want to dance?

698
00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,791
Oh, yeah, sure.
Why not?

699
00:35:24,824 --> 00:35:25,825
<i>Aye muchacho!</i>

700
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:30,230
You know, I spent one
summer in Mexico

701
00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:33,133
as an exchange student.

702
00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,969
Oh, I just love
the Mexican people.

703
00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:37,704
So do I. I love'em
so much I had 'em for parents.

704
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:40,640
Muchacho!

705
00:35:46,546 --> 00:35:48,648
He's working his way nicely
into the family, isn't he dear?

706
00:36:09,869 --> 00:36:11,204
So what do you think
of me so far?

707
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,275
You're a really hip dancer.

708
00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:16,743
That's a good sign you know.

709
00:36:16,776 --> 00:36:18,945
Oh, yeah.
Sign of what?

710
00:36:19,045 --> 00:36:20,814
Well, people who
are good at dancing
are usually good at...

711
00:36:25,151 --> 00:36:27,220
...other things.

712
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,322
Your mother was
a bit worried
that you might be

713
00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:30,390
getting a bit
sweet on Pepe here.

714
00:36:30,423 --> 00:36:32,325
But I told her,
"No worries."

715
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:33,827
Because all those
jokers from down there

716
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:36,096
they're raving
homos anyway.

717
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:38,264
Daddy.

718
00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:40,300
Don't worry about it.

719
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:41,668
It's just a little myth
we put out to get rich

720
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:42,869
Australians to
come on down.

721
00:36:42,902 --> 00:36:44,671
Look here, Pepe.

722
00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,773
I bet you been to
Mexico haven't you.

723
00:36:46,806 --> 00:36:49,275
- Yeah.
- You like that
tequila, don't ya?

724
00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:52,312
- Yeah, it's alright.
- Yeah, you gotta watch
out for it though.

725
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:54,347
If you drink too much,
it has an awful punch.

726
00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:02,122
I think he had one of those
bad ribs, you know.

727
00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:02,889
Must have been
something he ate.

728
00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:15,535
Who the hell do
you think you are?

729
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:17,937
My father
isn't an idiot.

730
00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:19,673
He knows I'd never be in love
with a common street fighter.

731
00:37:19,706 --> 00:37:22,175
You could have blown
the whole damn thing.

732
00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:24,177
Look if anybody's blowing
the damn thing, it's you, babe.

733
00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:25,679
I'm out of here.

734
00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:29,416
You are not bloody
out of here, mate.

735
00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:31,084
You can get a lot of
suckers to do this shit.

736
00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:34,354
Just get yourself
another one, OK?

737
00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:36,456
I know I was supposed to
come down here to get Daddy
all pissed off

738
00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:38,425
so he'd say you
could marry Bruce.

739
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:39,659
I didn't come down
here to get shit on

740
00:37:39,693 --> 00:37:40,927
and insulted by these
bigoted assholes.

741
00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:49,069
A deal's a deal and so far
our little Alexandra's
come out on top.

742
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:51,071
What shall you do?

743
00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:53,740
I still hold the last card.

744
00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:54,841
It's time to put it
on the table.

745
00:37:57,544 --> 00:37:59,879
So you've changed your mind
about the five thousand dollars?

746
00:37:59,913 --> 00:38:01,748
Look how about this
for a new deal?

747
00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:03,383
I get out of here, and you keep
the five grand. Okay? See ya.

748
00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:07,654
There is no new deal.

749
00:38:07,687 --> 00:38:13,026
You leave here with
the 5000 dollars
when I say.

750
00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:15,729
And I won't be saying
anything until my father
says that I can marry Bruce.

751
00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:16,663
Is that clear?

752
00:38:16,696 --> 00:38:17,263
Forget it.

753
00:38:24,938 --> 00:38:27,040
All right, I'll double it.

754
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:27,741
Another five thousand.

755
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,413
Another five?

756
00:38:38,885 --> 00:38:40,253
May I come in?

757
00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:44,824
Carlos, I want to apologize.

758
00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:47,594
My brother-in-law
can be very insensitive.

759
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:50,563
He's Australian, you see.

760
00:38:50,597 --> 00:38:53,066
When I told him that you and
Alexandra were getting married,

761
00:38:53,066 --> 00:38:54,768
I said if he didn't like you

762
00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:57,070
he needn't bother attending
any more family functions.

763
00:38:57,070 --> 00:39:00,040
Uh, you mean you're
gonna let me marry her?

764
00:39:00,073 --> 00:39:02,909
You're gonna let
me marry him?

765
00:39:03,009 --> 00:39:05,211
Well, it's a little too
rapid for my taste sweetheart.

766
00:39:05,245 --> 00:39:08,848
But... a deal's a deal.

767
00:39:08,882 --> 00:39:11,785
Welcome to the family.

768
00:39:11,818 --> 00:39:13,019
Son.

769
00:39:18,091 --> 00:39:19,025
Goodnight.

770
00:39:21,928 --> 00:39:23,263
Goodnight, sweetheart.

771
00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:40,814
Shut up. This isn't funny.

772
00:39:44,951 --> 00:39:46,786
What?

773
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:49,155
Hey, what about a June
wedding, honey?

774
00:39:49,189 --> 00:39:51,358
I like June. You know,
not too hot, not too cold.

775
00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:52,359
What do you think,
sweetheart, June?

776
00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:54,828
I said shut up and get out.

777
00:39:57,330 --> 00:39:58,698
Get out!

778
00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:00,066
Oh, get out. OK.

779
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,603
Get out!

780
00:40:03,636 --> 00:40:07,273
OK, OK.
Dun dun da dun.

781
00:40:07,307 --> 00:40:11,778
Dun Dun da Dun.
And 10,000 dollars to boot.

782
00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:13,246
Da dun dun da dun.

783
00:40:29,896 --> 00:40:31,164
Oh, Carlos.

784
00:40:31,197 --> 00:40:32,298
Huh?

785
00:40:32,332 --> 00:40:34,000
- Oh, hi.
- Entrez.

786
00:40:38,638 --> 00:40:40,640
- How you doin'?
- Sit down.

787
00:40:40,674 --> 00:40:41,541
Sit down.

788
00:40:48,415 --> 00:40:49,683
Well, did you
have a good time?

789
00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:52,652
Would you mind brushing
the back of my hair?

790
00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:54,087
I can't seem to reach it.

791
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,822
Oh, yeah sure.

792
00:40:55,855 --> 00:40:57,257
Thank you.

793
00:41:02,362 --> 00:41:03,530
Oh. I'm sorry.
Did I hurt you?

794
00:41:03,563 --> 00:41:05,598
No no. Don't stop.
You won't hurt me.

795
00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:13,106
Harder.

796
00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:15,475
Harder?

797
00:41:15,508 --> 00:41:16,176
- Harder.
- Harder?

798
00:41:16,209 --> 00:41:17,911
Harder!

799
00:41:17,944 --> 00:41:20,780
Faster, faster.

800
00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:27,253
Harder, faster.

801
00:41:31,691 --> 00:41:33,893
- Say something
in Mexican.
- What?

802
00:41:33,927 --> 00:41:34,294
Say something in Mexican.

803
00:41:35,628 --> 00:41:37,297
Quick.

804
00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:38,365
<i>La chica es loca.</i>

805
00:41:45,271 --> 00:41:47,240
Is there a horse the house?

806
00:41:54,681 --> 00:41:55,782
If I take my hand off

807
00:41:55,815 --> 00:41:58,151
will you be quiet?

808
00:41:58,184 --> 00:41:59,619
You sure?

809
00:42:05,225 --> 00:42:07,594
I'm sorry.

810
00:42:07,627 --> 00:42:10,096
I don't know what
came over me.

811
00:42:10,130 --> 00:42:12,832
You scared the
hell out of me.

812
00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:14,534
<i>Aye caramba!</i>

813
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,403
Yeah!
Viva Zapata!

814
00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:20,240
Hey, relax!

815
00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:23,543
Calm down.

816
00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:28,815
I'm Mexi...

817
00:42:28,848 --> 00:42:30,417
I mean, I'm not Mexican.

818
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:31,451
Oh, look, a kangaroo.

819
00:42:35,088 --> 00:42:37,090
We can talk about this.

820
00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:37,824
Let's make a deal.

821
00:42:39,325 --> 00:42:41,261
No. no!

822
00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:43,963
Oh, dear.

823
00:42:43,997 --> 00:42:45,398
Maggie's having those
horse nightmares again.

824
00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,250
Jump my little jumping bean.

825
00:43:22,569 --> 00:43:24,571
Eh.

826
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,609
Whoa, what a ride!

827
00:43:29,642 --> 00:43:30,977
All right babe,
you're next.

828
00:43:31,077 --> 00:43:31,845
I'm oiled up.

829
00:43:33,446 --> 00:43:36,449
My! What a
strange young man.

830
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:37,517
Not for this family.

831
00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:54,534
Hey, top of the
morning, Jeeves.

832
00:43:54,567 --> 00:43:55,101
Hey, good morning,
everybody.

833
00:43:55,101 --> 00:43:56,803
Hey, babe.

834
00:43:56,836 --> 00:43:58,438
I'm surprised you're up.

835
00:43:58,471 --> 00:43:59,239
I'm surprised
you could walk.

836
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:02,842
I managed.

837
00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:05,845
Tell me have you two
settled on a date yet?

838
00:44:05,879 --> 00:44:07,747
We'll let you know.

839
00:44:07,781 --> 00:44:10,550
You could give us a hint,
couldn't you Alexandra?

840
00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:11,818
I'm usually free
in the afternoons.

841
00:44:14,921 --> 00:44:16,823
You know, Carlos, I'd be
delighted to take you
into the business.

842
00:44:16,856 --> 00:44:18,358
Who me?

843
00:44:18,391 --> 00:44:21,294
Nah, I'm not into
business, man.

844
00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:22,896
Well, you're quick.
You're good with people.

845
00:44:22,929 --> 00:44:24,264
I think you'd be great.
Don't you darling?

846
00:44:25,899 --> 00:44:28,168
Nah, I don't think so.

847
00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:30,370
Hey, tell you what.
You know who'd be
great at business?

848
00:44:30,403 --> 00:44:32,272
Your daughter, man.
She drives a mean bargain.

849
00:44:32,305 --> 00:44:33,273
Mm, I've been telling
her for years.

850
00:44:35,975 --> 00:44:37,811
Do you think you could
talk some sense into her?

851
00:44:37,844 --> 00:44:39,746
Who me?

852
00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:40,714
Yeah. No problem.

853
00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:47,253
Pew.

854
00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:51,257
Well, if we're going to
beat the Sunday traffic,

855
00:44:51,291 --> 00:44:53,126
better hit the road.

856
00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:54,928
Hmm?
Oh...

857
00:44:57,130 --> 00:44:59,699
Well, it's been
a slice.

858
00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:00,767
Uh, leave them.

859
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,736
Edison will
take care of it.

860
00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:04,104
Where I come from everybody
does their own dishes,

861
00:45:04,137 --> 00:45:05,572
you know what I mean?

862
00:45:05,605 --> 00:45:08,041
Travel broadens the
horizons. Leave it.

863
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:09,809
It'll just take five minutes.

864
00:45:09,843 --> 00:45:12,278
I said leave them.

865
00:45:18,151 --> 00:45:20,453
Well, see you
in the Spring,

866
00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:22,222
if we don't see
you in the mattress.

867
00:45:22,255 --> 00:45:23,790
Later on.

868
00:45:23,823 --> 00:45:24,958
Cheerio, Jeeves.

869
00:45:39,305 --> 00:45:42,075
Incredible performance.

870
00:45:42,108 --> 00:45:45,078
I wonder what she'll
come up with for act three.

871
00:45:45,111 --> 00:45:49,315
She must really be in love to
put up with all this nonsense.

872
00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:51,584
Perhaps we should just
let her marry him.

873
00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:54,587
Likeable fellow,
this Carlos.

874
00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:56,623
I meant Bruce,
not Carlos.

875
00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,427
Let's just play along
a bit longer.

876
00:46:07,667 --> 00:46:09,936
Hey listen, uh, I don't
really have a bank account.

877
00:46:10,036 --> 00:46:11,304
You think I can get
the money in cash?

878
00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:13,139
What money?

879
00:46:13,173 --> 00:46:13,740
What do you mean,
what money?

880
00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:14,808
The ten grand.

881
00:46:14,841 --> 00:46:16,643
Are you kidding?

882
00:46:16,676 --> 00:46:19,179
Oh, come on. You're
not gonna stiff me are ya?

883
00:46:19,212 --> 00:46:21,348
You said you didn't
want the money.

884
00:46:21,381 --> 00:46:23,416
'Cause I wanted to quit,
but you made me stay.

885
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,418
Dear God, don't you
understand anything?

886
00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:28,054
I wanted you to stay
so father would hate you.

887
00:46:28,054 --> 00:46:32,058
Instead you sit around like old
mates, talking about my career.

888
00:46:32,092 --> 00:46:34,661
Hey, I did everything
I could to make him
think I was a jerk.

889
00:46:34,694 --> 00:46:36,363
And look what happened,
he loves you.

890
00:46:36,396 --> 00:46:37,764
It's not my fault.

891
00:46:37,797 --> 00:46:39,332
He's only human.

892
00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:41,401
Put it this way.

893
00:46:41,434 --> 00:46:44,137
I go to your restaurant
and order a meal.

894
00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:45,638
You go to the kitchen, but you
come back without the food.

895
00:46:45,672 --> 00:46:47,240
Do you still think I should pay?

896
00:46:47,273 --> 00:46:48,675
What the hell
does that mean?

897
00:46:58,084 --> 00:46:59,285
Hey, where are we goin'?

898
00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:01,554
We're going through Walingatta.

899
00:47:01,588 --> 00:47:04,024
I want to surprise Bruce at the
hotel. We'll stay the night.

900
00:47:04,024 --> 00:47:06,292
Stay the night?

901
00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:07,660
If you don't want to sleep over,

902
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:10,864
you can get the bus
back to Sydney.

903
00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:12,298
Yeah, cool whatever.

904
00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:27,781
Hey, they could use some help.
Why didn't you stop?

905
00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,683
It's a trick.

906
00:47:29,716 --> 00:47:32,052
What are you talking about?

907
00:47:32,052 --> 00:47:34,287
They get you to stop
and then they rob you blind.

908
00:47:35,922 --> 00:47:38,958
I can't believe you.

909
00:47:39,059 --> 00:47:41,461
Hey, you'd stop if it
was a Rolls wouldn't you?

910
00:47:41,494 --> 00:47:43,463
Or maybe a Mercedes
or a Jaguar?

911
00:47:43,496 --> 00:47:45,398
Alright. You've made
your point.

912
00:48:02,682 --> 00:48:03,683
Hey, dude.

913
00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:06,753
G'day, mate.

914
00:48:06,786 --> 00:48:07,520
- How ya doin'?
- You got any water?

915
00:48:09,422 --> 00:48:10,690
Yeah, here's some.

916
00:48:10,724 --> 00:48:12,292
Go ahead.
Have at it.

917
00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:23,269
I'm gonna give 'em a hand.

918
00:48:26,706 --> 00:48:28,408
Don't tell me, let me guess.
A flat tire?

919
00:48:28,441 --> 00:48:30,410
You're right.

920
00:48:30,443 --> 00:48:32,078
I was going to take the
spare in and get it fixed,

921
00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:34,748
but I didn't have the cash,
so I took a chance.

922
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,683
Bad luck, huh.

923
00:48:36,716 --> 00:48:38,051
Well, what can
we do for ya?

924
00:48:38,051 --> 00:48:39,919
Don't know.

925
00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:41,955
can't all fit in the
back of your car.

926
00:48:42,055 --> 00:48:43,590
That'd be a little crowded.

927
00:48:43,623 --> 00:48:45,425
Uh, hm.

928
00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:47,794
Tell you what.
Give me a hand.

929
00:48:47,827 --> 00:48:49,562
Let's have a look.

930
00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:50,530
I'll just throw
this on the ground.

931
00:48:56,836 --> 00:48:57,771
What do you think?

932
00:48:57,804 --> 00:48:59,239
Yeah?

933
00:48:59,272 --> 00:49:00,073
Hope it's enough
to rock and roll.

934
00:49:00,106 --> 00:49:02,208
- She's a beauty.
- Yeah.

935
00:49:04,010 --> 00:49:06,179
Uh, hello.
It's my tire.

936
00:49:06,212 --> 00:49:07,280
Oh, don't worry.
You'll get it back.

937
00:49:10,917 --> 00:49:13,319
I have somewhere to go.

938
00:49:13,353 --> 00:49:15,388
Hey, good idea.

939
00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:16,890
Why don't you go down
there and take a walk?

940
00:49:16,923 --> 00:49:18,124
What a beautiful day.

941
00:49:18,158 --> 00:49:20,360
Yeah, take a nice
long walk. Okay?

942
00:49:20,393 --> 00:49:22,195
Eh, nature.

943
00:49:22,228 --> 00:49:23,296
I'll be right with ya.

944
00:49:27,033 --> 00:49:27,934
Where you come from, mate?

945
00:49:28,034 --> 00:49:29,869
Me? Uh, L.A.

946
00:49:29,903 --> 00:49:31,404
How about you?

947
00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:34,674
Whyalla. What are you
doing over here?

948
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:37,477
Oh, well it wasn't
working out in L.A.

949
00:49:37,510 --> 00:49:39,446
so I thought I'd give
this place a try you know?

950
00:49:39,479 --> 00:49:40,313
What made you
pick Australia?

951
00:49:43,783 --> 00:49:46,353
Tell you the truth I
kept seeing this guy on TV.

952
00:49:46,386 --> 00:49:48,788
He was saying "G'day, mate."

953
00:49:48,822 --> 00:49:50,690
Throw another
shrimp on the barbie.

954
00:49:50,724 --> 00:49:52,092
Sitting there drinking a
beer... beautiful beach.

955
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:53,727
I thought hey,
could be worse.

956
00:49:56,930 --> 00:50:00,033
Lately I've been thinking
that I'm the shrimp on
the barbie though.

957
00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:01,768
It looks like you've
done alright for
yourself so far mate.

958
00:50:05,038 --> 00:50:07,307
Isn't that right honey,
could be worse?
What do you think?

959
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,642
Having a good time, huh?

960
00:50:09,676 --> 00:50:11,277
How 'bout we get some
land over here, huh?

961
00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:13,446
Maybe we raise some
kids, some sheep.

962
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,782
Put a little house up
there. What do you think?

963
00:50:15,815 --> 00:50:18,852
You two remind me of me
and the missus when we
was first hitched.

964
00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:20,587
Bloody lovebirds we was.

965
00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:22,489
Couldn't keep our eyes
off each other.

966
00:50:22,522 --> 00:50:24,891
I know what you mean.

967
00:50:24,924 --> 00:50:29,863
Thank you pretty lady.

968
00:50:29,896 --> 00:50:32,298
Combination wedding gift
and good luck charm.

969
00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:34,734
Wear it in good health.

970
00:50:34,768 --> 00:50:38,838
Oh, that's really
beautiful, huh?

971
00:50:38,872 --> 00:50:39,606
Say "thank you" now.

972
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,243
Thank you.

973
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:01,061
We're gonna have to make
up the time you wasted playing

974
00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:03,229
Santa Claus with those people.

975
00:51:03,263 --> 00:51:05,265
I can't believe you
gave my tire away.

976
00:51:05,298 --> 00:51:07,434
Do you know how
much that's worth?

977
00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:09,903
What are you talking about,
gave it away? I didn't
give it away.

978
00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,304
He was gonna bring it back.

979
00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:14,174
You just wouldn't give
him your address.

980
00:51:14,207 --> 00:51:15,308
Hey, besides, he gave
you that beautiful crystal.

981
00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,445
This piece of junk.

982
00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:25,952
At least I only lose a
100 dollar tire this way.

983
00:51:25,985 --> 00:51:27,954
Say what?

984
00:51:27,987 --> 00:51:29,956
If I gave them my address,

985
00:51:29,989 --> 00:51:32,759
I'd come home tomorrow
to an empty apartment.

986
00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:35,428
Oh come on,
that guy was OK.

987
00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:37,664
You gotta
trust somebody.

988
00:51:37,697 --> 00:51:40,734
It's easy to trust people when
you don't have anything to lose.

989
00:51:40,767 --> 00:51:42,435
Hey, who died and made
you Darth Vader, huh?

990
00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:47,807
Oh, Jesus.

991
00:51:57,917 --> 00:52:00,286
Oh, that is great.

992
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,256
That is really great.

993
00:52:03,289 --> 00:52:06,292
What are we gonna do now,
Mr. Einstein?

994
00:52:08,161 --> 00:52:09,696
I don't know.

995
00:52:09,729 --> 00:52:12,298
I'll tell you what
we're gonna do.

996
00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:15,135
We're not using them damn steel
belts anymore, that's for sure.

997
00:52:15,168 --> 00:52:16,302
Honey.

998
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:49,736
Glad you enjoyed your stay.

999
00:52:49,769 --> 00:52:50,837
G'day, mate.

1000
00:52:50,870 --> 00:52:52,105
I'd like to
register, please.

1001
00:52:52,105 --> 00:52:53,606
Yes, of course,
Mr. Woodley.

1002
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,309
Sorry, mate.
Name's Smith.

1003
00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:58,812
John Smith.

1004
00:52:58,845 --> 00:53:00,714
Ah, yes. Of course,
Mr. Smith.

1005
00:53:00,747 --> 00:53:01,881
If you'll just sign
here please, sir.

1006
00:53:01,915 --> 00:53:03,283
Certainly.

1007
00:53:03,316 --> 00:53:04,751
Take Mr. Smith's
luggage to his room.

1008
00:53:08,855 --> 00:53:11,257
Yes, of course, Mr. Smith.
Right this way, please.

1009
00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,926
You go ahead.
I'll be in the bar.

1010
00:53:22,135 --> 00:53:23,803
G'day, mate.
What'll it be?

1011
00:53:23,837 --> 00:53:26,573
Aye, just rip the top off
a Four X, would ya', mate?

1012
00:53:26,606 --> 00:53:28,675
So, how's the Sheila
action around here sport?

1013
00:53:31,244 --> 00:53:32,512
Depends what you're
looking for.

1014
00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:49,996
"Trust people."

1015
00:53:50,096 --> 00:53:52,966
"Just trust people."

1016
00:53:52,999 --> 00:53:56,369
I should have my head
examined for listening
to a wanker like you.

1017
00:53:56,403 --> 00:54:00,240
You gave my tire away.

1018
00:54:00,273 --> 00:54:01,908
Excuse me, can
I use that stick?

1019
00:54:01,941 --> 00:54:03,476
What stick?

1020
00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:05,478
That stick you have
stuck up your butt.

1021
00:54:05,512 --> 00:54:08,848
Don't you dare talk
to me like that.

1022
00:54:08,882 --> 00:54:10,850
Give me that light.

1023
00:54:10,884 --> 00:54:13,687
Fine. I won't say
a word to you.

1024
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:15,321
Just look for some wood
so we don't freeze to death.

1025
00:54:19,059 --> 00:54:21,761
That's right, be a smartass.

1026
00:54:21,795 --> 00:54:24,964
You're the one who got us
stranded out here anyway.

1027
00:54:25,065 --> 00:54:26,700
God, I'm freezing.

1028
00:54:29,936 --> 00:54:33,306
Probably wild animals all around
here... waiting to attack us.

1029
00:54:34,474 --> 00:54:35,942
Are you listening to me?

1030
00:54:35,975 --> 00:54:37,877
Yeah.

1031
00:54:37,911 --> 00:54:39,379
Oh, Jesus.

1032
00:54:42,248 --> 00:54:45,418
Hey, it's a big
piece of wood.

1033
00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:47,087
Help me to get it out
of the ground.

1034
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,422
I'm not helping
you do anything.

1035
00:54:49,456 --> 00:54:52,258
Oh fine, then freeze to
death by yourself, Jesus.

1036
00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:58,331
Alright. What do you
want me to do?

1037
00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:09,676
You know she told me
so much about you that you

1038
00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,611
should blush every time
I walk in the room.

1039
00:55:15,281 --> 00:55:19,052
Yeah, and just
what have you heard?

1040
00:55:19,052 --> 00:55:22,622
Oh, I heard about your
incredible horizontal talent.

1041
00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:28,728
At least she wasn't
telling lies.

1042
00:55:28,762 --> 00:55:31,765
Ah ah ah ah. Where I come
from, seeing is believing.

1043
00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:34,601
You like Jacuzzi?

1044
00:55:36,169 --> 00:55:38,238
Hmm?

1045
00:55:38,271 --> 00:55:40,306
Jacuzzi. Jac-uzzi!

1046
00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:43,843
Race you back!
Hey, get back here.

1047
00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:51,851
I just let you win
'cause you're a chick.

1048
00:55:51,885 --> 00:55:54,421
Oh, right.

1049
00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:56,556
I'll have you know I was
track champion at my school.

1050
00:55:56,589 --> 00:55:59,225
Oh, yeah?
Well, bully for you.

1051
00:56:08,034 --> 00:56:12,405
So, what are you doin' later
after the fire dies down?

1052
00:56:12,439 --> 00:56:15,275
Down boy. You're
not my type.

1053
00:56:16,843 --> 00:56:19,112
Oh, yeah.

1054
00:56:19,145 --> 00:56:21,314
I forgot you like the rocket
scientist type like Bruce.

1055
00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:25,952
He's not so bad.

1056
00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:27,520
Yeah, right.

1057
00:56:31,057 --> 00:56:32,759
What's so funny?

1058
00:56:32,792 --> 00:56:34,894
Oh, nothing.

1059
00:56:34,928 --> 00:56:36,062
No, what's so funny?

1060
00:56:36,062 --> 00:56:39,432
I was just curious,

1061
00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:41,768
what do you guys talk
about when you're alone?

1062
00:56:41,801 --> 00:56:44,404
Is it like,

1063
00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:47,107
Hey Bruce, how do you
breathe out of your nose
after a rugby match?

1064
00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:49,109
Or something like that?

1065
00:56:49,142 --> 00:56:51,311
You wouldn't understand.

1066
00:56:51,344 --> 00:56:54,147
"You wouldn't understand"?

1067
00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:54,848
Is that your answer
for everything?

1068
00:56:57,884 --> 00:56:59,519
What do you mean?

1069
00:56:59,552 --> 00:57:03,023
Well, you say it to
me all the time.

1070
00:57:03,023 --> 00:57:04,324
Look, I might not be
the smartest guy in the world,

1071
00:57:04,357 --> 00:57:07,527
but I'm not the dumbest.

1072
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,196
What's there to
not understand?

1073
00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:12,032
Your daddy dangles
you on a string.

1074
00:57:12,065 --> 00:57:14,467
It pisses you off.

1075
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:17,037
You just don't have enough
nerve to cut the string.

1076
00:57:17,037 --> 00:57:17,871
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1077
00:57:17,904 --> 00:57:20,140
Right.

1078
00:57:20,173 --> 00:57:25,679
I mean like the car and
the condo and the boutique.

1079
00:57:25,712 --> 00:57:28,548
Hey, look I may not have much,
but what I have, is my own.

1080
00:57:28,581 --> 00:57:29,616
And I don't have to marry Bruce.

1081
00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:38,324
Oh, I know, "You wouldn't
understand." Jeez.

1082
00:58:25,839 --> 00:58:27,307
Nobody comes up here.

1083
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:29,476
He said it was on the roof.

1084
00:58:29,509 --> 00:58:31,311
I mean, he said it was
upstairs, not on the roof.

1085
00:58:31,344 --> 00:58:32,245
Are you sure we're in
the right place?

1086
00:58:32,278 --> 00:58:35,248
No worries, love.

1087
00:58:35,281 --> 00:58:37,417
When Brucie says,
"This is the place."

1088
00:58:37,450 --> 00:58:39,219
This is it.

1089
00:58:42,956 --> 00:58:45,859
More champagne.

1090
00:58:58,805 --> 00:59:00,807
Just get 'em off.

1091
00:59:06,179 --> 00:59:08,348
Da da da da da

1092
00:59:12,352 --> 00:59:14,521
Come on, baby.
Take it off.

1093
00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:20,360


1094
00:59:21,261 --> 00:59:22,929
Ba da da da da

1095
00:59:25,832 --> 00:59:27,367
Do do do do do

1096
00:59:29,903 --> 00:59:32,439
Yeah. Oh, come on.

1097
00:59:48,188 --> 00:59:49,956
Come on to papa.

1098
00:59:57,097 --> 00:59:58,331
Yeah, baby.

1099
01:00:06,106 --> 01:00:07,307
Oh, yeah, baby.

1100
01:00:29,929 --> 01:00:31,398
You want to make your
fantasies come true?

1101
01:00:31,431 --> 01:00:34,367
Aw, yeah.

1102
01:00:34,401 --> 01:00:37,237
Ah ah ah. First you have
to take off those

1103
01:00:37,270 --> 01:00:40,173
ridiculous shorts.

1104
01:00:41,608 --> 01:00:42,942
- Yeah.
<i>- Alors.</i>

1105
01:01:06,399 --> 01:01:07,367
What are they doing
in the fish tank?

1106
01:01:27,253 --> 01:01:29,089
Round of drinks
on the house.

1107
01:01:49,476 --> 01:01:53,913
So, what you gonna
do with your 10,000 dollars?

1108
01:01:53,947 --> 01:01:56,416
You're gonna give me
the money after all?

1109
01:01:56,449 --> 01:01:58,351
Why not?
You tried your best.

1110
01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,553
It's only money.

1111
01:02:00,587 --> 01:02:02,822
Yeah, it's only money.

1112
01:02:02,856 --> 01:02:05,225
How about 50,000?

1113
01:02:05,258 --> 01:02:08,061
Very funny.

1114
01:02:08,094 --> 01:02:12,265
No, you'll get your money as
soon as we get back to Sydney.

1115
01:02:12,298 --> 01:02:14,868
Then I'll probably never
see you again.

1116
01:02:14,901 --> 01:02:17,904
Yeah, that's right.

1117
01:02:17,937 --> 01:02:19,339
That's right.

1118
01:02:24,411 --> 01:02:26,279
Hey listen, before I
never see you again,

1119
01:02:26,312 --> 01:02:28,548
you think maybe
I can get an advance?

1120
01:02:28,581 --> 01:02:30,850
Get something to eat
and get the bus home.

1121
01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:32,686
Sure, no problem.

1122
01:02:32,719 --> 01:02:34,354
Great.

1123
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,835
Thank you for calling.
Bye-bye.

1124
01:02:48,868 --> 01:02:50,837
Has Mr. Bruce Woodley
checked in yet?

1125
01:02:50,870 --> 01:02:54,240
I believe Mr. Woodley
is here ma'am.

1126
01:02:54,274 --> 01:02:56,142
Could I have his
room number, please?

1127
01:02:56,176 --> 01:02:58,778
Can I ask
who's enquiring?

1128
01:02:58,812 --> 01:03:01,047
I'm Alexandra Hobart,
Mr. Woodley's fiancée.

1129
01:03:03,416 --> 01:03:07,253
It's, Room 212.

1130
01:03:07,287 --> 01:03:09,356
Let me tell Mr. Woodley
you're here.

1131
01:03:13,827 --> 01:03:14,728
Yeah?

1132
01:03:16,229 --> 01:03:17,330
Shit!

1133
01:03:20,734 --> 01:03:22,469
Yeah, when's the next
bus to Sydney?

1134
01:03:22,502 --> 01:03:24,571
Not till tomorrow.

1135
01:03:24,604 --> 01:03:27,173
You're gonna have
to stay the night.

1136
01:03:27,207 --> 01:03:28,308
Yeah, looks like it.

1137
01:03:28,341 --> 01:03:30,310
You got a single?

1138
01:03:30,343 --> 01:03:33,246
Yes, if you just
sign here, please, sir.

1139
01:03:33,279 --> 01:03:35,515
And, there's your room.

1140
01:03:35,548 --> 01:03:37,384
- I'm gonna go freshen up.
- OK.

1141
01:03:37,417 --> 01:03:38,518
I'll check on you later.

1142
01:03:41,187 --> 01:03:43,823
It's just down the hall, and
it's the first on the right.

1143
01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:45,091
Thanks a lot.

1144
01:03:45,091 --> 01:03:46,226
- Enjoy your stay.
- Yep.

1145
01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:55,635
Bye bye, guys.

1146
01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:57,370
Carlos,

1147
01:03:57,404 --> 01:03:58,405
what are you doing here?

1148
01:04:00,306 --> 01:04:02,042
Just looking for my room.

1149
01:04:02,075 --> 01:04:04,144
You, didn't see
anything, right?

1150
01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:07,247
Right.

1151
01:04:08,214 --> 01:04:10,817
Hey, hey, Carlos, mate.

1152
01:04:10,850 --> 01:04:12,052
Listen, I'll, I'll
do you right.

1153
01:04:12,052 --> 01:04:14,254
Okay?

1154
01:04:14,287 --> 01:04:18,291
Uh, how about 1,000 bucks to
sort of cloud the mind? OK?

1155
01:04:18,324 --> 01:04:19,592
What's wrong with you people,
man?

1156
01:04:19,626 --> 01:04:21,828
Think money can buy everything?

1157
01:04:21,861 --> 01:04:23,530
Hey! Listen, dickhead.

1158
01:04:23,563 --> 01:04:25,498
I'm on the pig's back.

1159
01:04:25,532 --> 01:04:26,866
Now I'm set for life.

1160
01:04:30,070 --> 01:04:32,605
Hey.
Come on,

1161
01:04:32,639 --> 01:04:35,675
you're not gonna
drop me in the shit?

1162
01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:38,278
I didn't drop you in anything,
man. You dropped yourself in it.

1163
01:04:38,311 --> 01:04:39,512
You know what?
That's where you belong.

1164
01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:44,684
Nice one.

1165
01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:54,227
You got the message sport?

1166
01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:55,462
You got it?

1167
01:04:56,763 --> 01:04:58,798


1168
01:05:39,639 --> 01:05:41,441
Darling.

1169
01:05:41,474 --> 01:05:43,276
You don't know how much
I've missed you.

1170
01:05:43,309 --> 01:05:44,444
Come on, come on.

1171
01:05:57,290 --> 01:05:58,825
I just want to say good
morning to Carlos.

1172
01:05:58,858 --> 01:06:00,026
I won't be long.

1173
01:06:00,026 --> 01:06:02,362
Uh, look.

1174
01:06:02,395 --> 01:06:03,663
I'll meet you
on the court, OK?

1175
01:06:03,697 --> 01:06:04,764
Here.

1176
01:06:08,768 --> 01:06:10,236
Carlos?

1177
01:06:11,705 --> 01:06:12,739
Carlos.

1178
01:06:21,314 --> 01:06:24,317
I'm sorry, Miss Hobart.
He checked out.

1179
01:06:24,351 --> 01:06:25,385
He could be at the bus stop.

1180
01:06:25,418 --> 01:06:27,153
Where is that?

1181
01:06:27,187 --> 01:06:28,188
It's right across
the road, ma'am.

1182
01:06:28,221 --> 01:06:29,556
Thank you.

1183
01:06:44,871 --> 01:06:46,539
Carlos?

1184
01:06:48,441 --> 01:06:51,778
My God!
What happened?

1185
01:06:51,811 --> 01:06:53,947
Guess I wasn't looking
where I was going.

1186
01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:55,382
Shit happens, you know?

1187
01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:02,822
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, yeah.

1188
01:07:02,856 --> 01:07:04,324
I'm fine.
Don't worry about it.

1189
01:07:07,827 --> 01:07:09,863
So where are
you going anyway?

1190
01:07:09,896 --> 01:07:11,297
Home, I guess.

1191
01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:22,409
Yeah.

1192
01:07:29,549 --> 01:07:31,251
Will I see you
back in Sydney, then?

1193
01:07:31,284 --> 01:07:33,553
You know,
to give you the money...

1194
01:07:33,586 --> 01:07:35,488
That's OK.
You keep it.

1195
01:07:35,522 --> 01:07:37,390
What do you mean?
We had a deal.

1196
01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:41,294
Forget the deal.
You keep the money.

1197
01:07:41,327 --> 01:07:43,063
You need it a lot
more than I do.

1198
01:07:43,096 --> 01:07:44,497
Good luck.

1199
01:08:14,427 --> 01:08:15,929
You think he
will be surprised?

1200
01:08:16,029 --> 01:08:18,798
He has no idea.

1201
01:08:18,832 --> 01:08:21,034
He thinks I don't even know
when his birthday is.

1202
01:08:21,034 --> 01:08:22,702
<i>The other day when</i>
<i>I walked home from work</i>

1203
01:08:22,736 --> 01:08:24,738
<i>I had a sudden</i>
<i>call of nature.</i>

1204
01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:26,639
<i>I dropped into the nearest</i>
<i>possible pit stop</i>

1205
01:08:26,673 --> 01:08:29,642
<i>The Mañana Restaurant.</i>

1206
01:08:29,676 --> 01:08:32,112
<i>When I walked out of the loo,</i>
<i>the waiter presented me</i>

1207
01:08:32,145 --> 01:08:35,949
<i>with a first class margarita</i>
<i>and a plate of hors</i>
<i>d'oeuvres.</i>

1208
01:08:36,049 --> 01:08:37,517
<i>When I explained I didn't</i>
<i>have the cash to pay for</i>
<i>them,</i>

1209
01:08:37,550 --> 01:08:38,785
That's the same jerk
we saw in the restaurant.

1210
01:08:38,818 --> 01:08:40,787
<i>he said, "Don't worry.</i>
<i>It's on the house."</i>

1211
01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:43,757
<i>Three stars Mañana.It's not</i>
<i>often you find a place</i>

1212
01:08:43,790 --> 01:08:46,059
<i>where you can</i>
<i>empty the old bladder</i>

1213
01:08:46,059 --> 01:08:49,629
<i>and on the same spot get a</i>
<i>refill free and on the</i>
<i>house.</i>

1214
01:08:49,662 --> 01:08:53,466
<i>I wanted to introduce this</i>
<i>waiter, Carlos Muñoz,</i>

1215
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,502
<i>but unfortunately,</i>
<i>he's gone walkabout</i>
<i>over the last two days.</i>

1216
01:08:55,535 --> 01:08:57,871
<i>But all is not lost.</i>

1217
01:08:57,904 --> 01:09:00,774
<i>One of his mates at the</i>
<i>restaurant had this to say.</i>

1218
01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:04,644
<i>Carlos, Carlos, if you're out</i>
<i>there, I really need you.</i>

1219
01:09:04,678 --> 01:09:05,879
<i>I really need you to keep</i>
<i>the restaurant going.</i>

1220
01:09:05,912 --> 01:09:07,614
<i>Please.</i>

1221
01:09:07,647 --> 01:09:09,416
<i>Please, Carlos,</i>
<i>come back. I'm sorry.</i>

1222
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:10,784
<i>I'm sorry. Please.</i>

1223
01:09:12,886 --> 01:09:14,554
<i>Well...</i>

1224
01:09:17,357 --> 01:09:18,091
<i>What was Carlos Muñoz</i>
<i>doing there?</i>

1225
01:09:18,124 --> 01:09:20,193
<i>Being nice. That's what.</i>

1226
01:09:20,226 --> 01:09:22,262
<i>If you go to Mañana,</i>
say, <i>"G'day" to Carlos</i>

1227
01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:23,530
<i>when he gets back.</i>

1228
01:09:23,563 --> 01:09:25,598
<i>He's worth it.</i>
<i>This is Gary...</i>

1229
01:09:25,632 --> 01:09:26,766
<i>Allez, allez, Alex.</i>
Don't forget Bruce's party.

1230
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,368
<i>...don't forget,</i>
<i>it pays to be nice.</i>

1231
01:09:28,401 --> 01:09:29,235
<i>Over to you, Tony.</i>

1232
01:09:32,806 --> 01:09:34,374
Alex, what's the matter?
What's wrong?

1233
01:09:49,222 --> 01:09:49,956
That'll be all, gentlemen.

1234
01:09:59,432 --> 01:10:01,167
Your father's
right in here, Miss.

1235
01:10:01,201 --> 01:10:02,669
Thanks.

1236
01:10:02,702 --> 01:10:04,971
Well, Alexandra.

1237
01:10:05,005 --> 01:10:07,307
And to what do I owe the
pleasure of this
unexpected visit?

1238
01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:09,209
Well, I was just
in the neighborhood

1239
01:10:09,242 --> 01:10:11,378
and I thought I would
stop by and see
how you were doing.

1240
01:10:13,146 --> 01:10:14,381
Very thoughtful.

1241
01:10:16,549 --> 01:10:18,018
So, how are you doing?

1242
01:10:18,051 --> 01:10:18,818
Never better.

1243
01:10:18,852 --> 01:10:19,953
And you?

1244
01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:23,189
I'm great.

1245
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:24,391
Everything is great.

1246
01:10:25,892 --> 01:10:27,060
That bad, eh?

1247
01:10:27,093 --> 01:10:28,695
No, it's fine.
Really.

1248
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:31,297
How's Carlos?

1249
01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:35,635
Carlos...

1250
01:10:35,669 --> 01:10:38,371
As a matter of fact,
that didn't work out.

1251
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:41,174
Pity. Nice chap.

1252
01:10:41,207 --> 01:10:44,010
Your mother will be
disappointed.

1253
01:10:44,044 --> 01:10:46,112
Are you 100 percent set on
marrying this Bruce character?

1254
01:10:46,146 --> 01:10:48,148
Yes, I am.

1255
01:10:48,181 --> 01:10:49,215
Then what's wrong?

1256
01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:50,417
Nothing.

1257
01:10:53,019 --> 01:10:54,387
Now you're set on marrying him,

1258
01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:55,689
you're having
second thoughts, aren't you?

1259
01:10:55,722 --> 01:10:57,724
No, not at all.

1260
01:10:57,757 --> 01:10:58,525
Well...

1261
01:11:01,061 --> 01:11:04,464
You know how I feel about him.

1262
01:11:04,497 --> 01:11:09,969
And as your father Alexandra,
just your plain, old dad,

1263
01:11:10,070 --> 01:11:11,738
if you ever want to change
your mind, it's not too late.

1264
01:11:24,751 --> 01:11:28,888
I haven't seen you cry like this
since you were a little girl.

1265
01:11:28,922 --> 01:11:31,825
It's just everything
all at once.

1266
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:51,344
I've been like a kid.
Like a rebellious teenager.

1267
01:11:54,014 --> 01:11:56,549
I just wanted to beat
you at something, you know?

1268
01:11:56,583 --> 01:11:59,719
Make you say yes,
when I knew you'd say, no.

1269
01:12:02,589 --> 01:12:05,558
I'm sorry.

1270
01:12:05,592 --> 01:12:09,696
I had no idea things were
so bad between you and me.

1271
01:12:09,729 --> 01:12:12,866
I'm really very
sorry about that.

1272
01:12:18,972 --> 01:12:22,375
I don't remember the last time
you said, "I'm sorry."

1273
01:12:22,409 --> 01:12:24,310
I don't remember
the last time I was wrong.

1274
01:12:34,087 --> 01:12:35,789
I don't think I want to spend
the rest of my life with Bruce.

1275
01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:39,359
Would you like me
to talk to him?

1276
01:12:39,392 --> 01:12:41,394
Let him down gently.

1277
01:12:44,831 --> 01:12:47,600
No, this time I'm
going to clean up my own mess.

1278
01:12:51,404 --> 01:12:53,907
I'm throwing him
a surprise party tonight

1279
01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:56,476
but afterwards...

1280
01:13:05,051 --> 01:13:06,252
You're a love.

1281
01:13:09,055 --> 01:13:12,425
Oh, Alex, just a second.

1282
01:13:14,194 --> 01:13:15,495
Collins, still out there?

1283
01:13:15,528 --> 01:13:16,863
<i>Yes, Sir Ian.</i>

1284
01:13:16,896 --> 01:13:17,731
Have him bring
that envelope please.

1285
01:13:17,764 --> 01:13:19,866
Thank you.

1286
01:13:19,899 --> 01:13:23,703
Mr. Collins is a photographer.
He took some snapshots for me.

1287
01:13:23,737 --> 01:13:25,739
Thank you, Collins. You'll be
quite interested in these, dear.

1288
01:13:25,772 --> 01:13:26,740
What are they?

1289
01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:27,941
Fish.

1290
01:13:27,974 --> 01:13:30,243
Fish?

1291
01:13:30,276 --> 01:13:32,512
Most unusual fish.

1292
01:13:38,885 --> 01:13:40,453
Surprise.

1293
01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:46,359
You little devil.
You remembered.

1294
01:13:46,393 --> 01:13:47,761
Oh, you haven't seen
anything yet.

1295
01:13:49,763 --> 01:13:50,864
Happy Birthday.

1296
01:13:58,104 --> 01:14:00,340
Ok, attention everyone.

1297
01:14:00,373 --> 01:14:03,643
We have a special event.

1298
01:14:03,677 --> 01:14:06,513
Everyone find a seat on the
floor, doesn't matter where.

1299
01:14:06,546 --> 01:14:10,250
And Bruce, darling.
Right here. Place of honor.

1300
01:14:13,053 --> 01:14:15,355
Drink for you.

1301
01:14:15,388 --> 01:14:18,458
You know, I was thinking.

1302
01:14:18,491 --> 01:14:21,127
What does one give to a man
who has everything?

1303
01:14:21,161 --> 01:14:22,162
A shot of penicillin?

1304
01:14:23,463 --> 01:14:26,132
Good one.

1305
01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:29,502
So, I've prepared a little
history of our time together.

1306
01:14:31,738 --> 01:14:33,406
Dominique, would you
get the lights please?

1307
01:14:39,145 --> 01:14:41,281
Gstaad, where we first met.

1308
01:14:43,983 --> 01:14:45,852
Love at first sight.

1309
01:14:45,885 --> 01:14:47,420
Our first date.

1310
01:14:50,156 --> 01:14:53,393
Bruce, always the salesman.

1311
01:14:53,426 --> 01:14:54,561
Four X would be proud.

1312
01:15:00,033 --> 01:15:01,434
Uh oh, busted.

1313
01:15:06,373 --> 01:15:09,442
A real man's man.

1314
01:15:18,585 --> 01:15:21,287
I don't know where this is,
must have been another holiday.

1315
01:15:23,056 --> 01:15:25,125
Where is this?

1316
01:15:25,158 --> 01:15:26,259
Dominique, I don't remember when
you came on holiday with us.

1317
01:15:26,292 --> 01:15:26,960
When was that?

1318
01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:35,435
Where is this?

1319
01:15:35,468 --> 01:15:37,504
I don't even
remember being there.

1320
01:15:56,256 --> 01:15:58,358
What's this?

1321
01:15:58,391 --> 01:16:03,530
This is my best friend
and my fiancée.

1322
01:16:03,563 --> 01:16:07,200
And she's leaving his room,
putting her clothes on.

1323
01:16:07,233 --> 01:16:08,935
I'm shocked.

1324
01:16:13,740 --> 01:16:15,675
And, how did
Carlos get here?

1325
01:16:22,449 --> 01:16:26,519
Ooh. Carlos must have made
Bruce very mad.

1326
01:16:26,553 --> 01:16:28,121
Darling, let me explain...

1327
01:16:28,154 --> 01:16:31,458
There's no need to explain.

1328
01:16:31,491 --> 01:16:33,426
A picture is worth
a thousand words.

1329
01:16:37,664 --> 01:16:39,733
I think we've seen enough.

1330
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:40,533
Lights.

1331
01:16:43,970 --> 01:16:46,740
Dominique, leaving so soon?

1332
01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:48,208
You haven't even had any
cake yet.

1333
01:16:51,978 --> 01:16:54,147
Good, isn't it?

1334
01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:55,582
Alex, possum, let me explain.

1335
01:16:58,551 --> 01:17:01,321
That's for Carlos.

1336
01:17:01,354 --> 01:17:03,256
Well, goodnight everyone.

1337
01:17:03,289 --> 01:17:05,692
I had a wonderful time.

1338
01:17:12,565 --> 01:17:15,535
Sydney to Los Angeles, one-way?

1339
01:17:15,568 --> 01:17:16,269
Yeah.

1340
01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:47,434
Me bladder's killing me.
I need to take a leak.

1341
01:17:50,737 --> 01:17:51,671
Where do we get the free beer?

1342
01:17:54,074 --> 01:17:55,775
It's been a nightmare.

1343
01:17:55,809 --> 01:17:57,110
Ever since that news clip
came on,

1344
01:17:57,143 --> 01:17:59,112
I've been mobbed by freeloaders.

1345
01:17:59,145 --> 01:17:59,846
We're worse off than before.

1346
01:17:59,879 --> 01:18:01,514
Oh, Carlos!

1347
01:18:01,548 --> 01:18:04,584
Where is he?
Where is he?

1348
01:18:04,617 --> 01:18:07,387
Vanished into thin air
right when I needed him most.

1349
01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:09,923
Señorita, help me, please.

1350
01:18:10,023 --> 01:18:13,893
Look at this mob. All they want
is the loo and free drinks.

1351
01:18:13,927 --> 01:18:15,862
Wayne, Wayne!
It's OK.

1352
01:18:15,895 --> 01:18:17,731
We'll find him.

1353
01:18:17,764 --> 01:18:21,601
Now, where do you think
he could have gone?

1354
01:18:21,634 --> 01:18:23,403
For all I know, he's probably
half-way to Mexico by now.

1355
01:18:31,077 --> 01:18:34,781
Flight 101 leaves Sydney
airport in 40 minutes.

1356
01:18:34,814 --> 01:18:35,715
Thanks.

1357
01:19:43,616 --> 01:19:45,785
<i>Attention all passengers,</i>

1358
01:19:45,819 --> 01:19:48,388
<i>Flight 101 for Los Angeles</i>
<i>now boarding at gate eight</i>

1359
01:20:13,146 --> 01:20:15,815
Has flight 101 left yet?

1360
01:20:15,849 --> 01:20:17,650
That's it just
taxiing out to the runway.

1361
01:20:17,684 --> 01:20:19,285
Well, you have to stop it.

1362
01:20:19,319 --> 01:20:20,653
Sorry madam, I can't do that.

1363
01:20:22,122 --> 01:20:22,889
Sorry.

1364
01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,559
Hello, darling.

1365
01:21:02,395 --> 01:21:04,064
What are you doing here?

1366
01:21:04,097 --> 01:21:06,633
Same thing you are.

1367
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:09,069
Don't want him
to leave either.

1368
01:21:09,069 --> 01:21:11,471
It's too late anyway.
Plane's already pulling away.

1369
01:21:22,749 --> 01:21:23,983
I want you to stop that plane.

1370
01:21:24,084 --> 01:21:24,984
Right, governor.

1371
01:21:29,089 --> 01:21:30,824
It's alright, Dad.

1372
01:21:30,857 --> 01:21:32,392
I guess it just
wasn't meant to be.

1373
01:21:32,425 --> 01:21:33,593
We'll see about that.

1374
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,101
<i>Quantas Airlines.</i>

1375
01:21:41,134 --> 01:21:42,502
I want to talk to the Chairman.

1376
01:21:42,535 --> 01:21:44,104
<i>Just a second,</i>
<i>I'll connect you.</i>

1377
01:21:44,104 --> 01:21:46,172
<i>Mr. Adams' office.</i>

1378
01:21:46,206 --> 01:21:47,807
I would like to speak
with Mr. Adams.

1379
01:21:47,841 --> 01:21:50,210
<i>I'm sorry, sir.</i>
<i>He's in a meeting.</i>

1380
01:21:50,243 --> 01:21:51,378
Yes, tell him
Mr. Ian Hobart's here.

1381
01:21:53,279 --> 01:21:55,582
Sam, hi.

1382
01:21:55,615 --> 01:21:57,484
Yes.

1383
01:21:57,517 --> 01:21:59,119
We have a flight.

1384
01:21:59,152 --> 01:22:00,620
101.

1385
01:22:02,322 --> 01:22:03,523
Bring it back, could you?

1386
01:22:10,063 --> 01:22:12,465
I'm very rich.

1387
01:22:36,656 --> 01:22:39,092
The guy at the counter said
the ticket was cool.

1388
01:22:39,092 --> 01:22:41,428
He said it was
OK to go back to L.A., man.

1389
01:22:41,461 --> 01:22:43,229
I don't know what's the problem.

1390
01:22:43,263 --> 01:22:45,231
Was it the smoke detector?

1391
01:22:45,265 --> 01:22:47,467
I just opened the door and the
smoke detector went off, man.

1392
01:23:15,628 --> 01:23:18,732
<i>* Mañana</i>

1393
01:23:18,765 --> 01:23:22,302
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

1394
01:23:22,335 --> 01:23:24,070
Everybody.

1395
01:23:24,070 --> 01:23:28,742
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1396
01:23:28,775 --> 01:23:30,543
Here you go. Margaritas just
the way you like them, Father,

1397
01:23:30,577 --> 01:23:32,245
with plenty of salt on the rim.

1398
01:23:32,278 --> 01:23:33,346
And, don't forget my beans.

1399
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:35,115
I love those <i>refritas.</i>

1400
01:23:35,148 --> 01:23:36,282
Hey, you're learning.

1401
01:23:36,316 --> 01:23:38,918
To our new partner, Sir Ian.

1402
01:23:38,952 --> 01:23:41,254
May all your <i>Mañanas</i>
be successful.

1403
01:23:41,287 --> 01:23:44,424
We'll have a chain of them.

1404
01:23:44,457 --> 01:23:47,761
Lady Irene, I here you're
quite a singer.

1405
01:23:47,794 --> 01:23:49,462
Come on.

1406
01:24:14,054 --> 01:24:15,288
Carlos,

1407
01:24:15,321 --> 01:24:17,457
from me to you.

1408
01:24:21,127 --> 01:24:23,463
Mexicans,
ha-ha!

1409
01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:39,145
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1410
01:24:39,179 --> 01:24:43,650
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

1411
01:24:43,683 --> 01:24:49,422
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1412
01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:54,928
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>

1413
01:24:54,961 --> 01:24:59,099
<i>* The window she is broken</i>
<i>And the rain is coming in *</i>

1414
01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:04,270
<i>* If someone doesn't fix it,</i>
<i>I'll be soaking to my skin *</i>

1415
01:25:04,304 --> 01:25:08,908
<i>* But if I wait a day or two</i>
<i>the rain may go away *</i>

1416
01:25:08,942 --> 01:25:13,613
<i>* And we don't need the</i>
<i>window on such a sunny day *</i>

1417
01:25:13,646 --> 01:25:18,918
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1418
01:25:18,952 --> 01:25:23,423
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me. *</i>

1419
01:25:23,456 --> 01:25:28,895
<i>* Mañana Mañana</i>

1420
01:25:28,928 --> 01:25:34,467
<i>* Mañana is good</i>
<i>enough for me *</i>