1 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:53,654 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 2 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,325 Man: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. 3 00:00:57,358 --> 00:01:00,994 Hailey: OOH, YOU SO FINE. 4 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,463 I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS. 5 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,897 [ BOTH MOAN ] 6 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,032 Man: Shh. 7 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,600 DON'T TALK. 8 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,569 JUST LET THE PASSION DO WHAT IT DO, BABY. 9 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,604 Hailey: [ MOANS ] 10 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,915 Man GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! 11 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:22,983 Hailey: OH! 12 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:23,984 Man: OH! 13 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,586 -Man -Man: OH! 14 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,288 -Man -Man: OKAY, HE'S GOT A GUN. 15 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,190 HE'S GOT A GUN. HERE, TAKE IT. 16 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,691 TAKE -- TAKE ALL OF IT. 17 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:31,959 HERE. HERE, TAKE THIS. 18 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,060 Hailey: UNH-UNH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 19 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,262 Man HURRY UP! COME ON! 20 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,596 Hailey: GET OFF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 21 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:36,764 Man 22 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:37,765 -OW! -Man: JUST GIVE IT TO -- 23 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,099 Man 24 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,201 -Man: ARE YOU CRAZY?! -Man 25 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,769 -HEY! -Man: STOP HITTING HIM! 26 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:42,836 HE'S GONNA KILL US. 27 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:46,840 Hailey: THESE ARE A $2,000 PAIR OF SHOES! 28 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:47,841 Man OH! ARE YOU CRAZY?! 29 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,942 Hailey: SHOW ME THE GUN. 30 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,178 -Man: NO! -Man 31 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,546 -Hailey: SHOW ME THE GUN. -Man: NO. 32 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,081 Man I'M GONNA USE IT. 33 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,783 -YOU WANT ME TO USE IT?! -Hailey: YES. 34 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,285 -Man: NO, PLEASE, DON'T USE IT. -Hailey: I WANT YOU TO USE IT. 35 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,086 -Man -Man: NO. 36 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,221 Hailey: I WANT YOU TO USE IT. 37 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,889 Man: NO, PLEASE, DON'T USE IT. 38 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,257 Man I AM GOING TO USE IT! 39 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,092 Man: USE IT ON HER! 40 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,427 Hailey: WHAT?! 41 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,530 OH! I AM CALLING THE POLICE. 42 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,266 -Man -Hailey: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT 43 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:16,003 A FOOL IN THE ALLEY TRYING TO ROB PEOPLE WITH HIS FINGER. 44 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,038 Man: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, MOTHER. 45 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,674 YOU BETTER RUN! 46 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,075 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 47 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,245 Man: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] THAT WAS CLOSE, MAN. 48 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,846 I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA KILL US. 49 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:29,350 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 50 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,652 Man: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 51 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:32,953 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 52 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,256 THOUGHT WE WERE GOING BACK TO MY PLACE. 53 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,642 Woman: HELLO, SYBIL. HI, REBECCA. 54 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,843 Both: MORNING. 55 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,981 Man: LOOK, SHE KEEPS STEALING OUR ACCOUNTS. 56 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,082 Barry: YEAH, I KNOW. 57 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,485 AND LOOK. HERE SHE COMES NOW. 58 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,387 IT'S TIME TO ADDRESS IT. 59 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,655 Hailey: HI, SHELLY. 60 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,423 Shelly: GOOD MORNING, MISS COLBURN. 61 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,158 UH, YOUR MESSAGES ARE ON YOUR DESK, 62 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,726 AND, UH, NATIONAL CAR RENTAL CALLED. 63 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,595 YOU LEFT A SMALL PACKAGE IN THE RENTAL, 64 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,196 SO I'LL HAVE SOMEONE PICK IT UP IN A LITTLE BIT. 65 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,531 -Hailey: THANK YOU, SHELLY. -Shelly: MM-HMM. 66 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:58,599 Hailey: SEND THEM MY GRATITUDE. 67 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,100 OH, AND, UH, SET UP MY TRIP 68 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,168 -FOR ATLANTA NEXT WEEK. -Shelly: OKAY. 69 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,169 Hailey: OKAY. 70 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,270 GOOD MORNING, REBECCA. 71 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,538 Rebecca: OH, GOOD MORNING, HAILEY. 72 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,673 HOW NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US. 73 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,274 Hailey: IT'S NOT WHEN YOU START. 74 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,042 -IT'S HOW YOU FINISH. -Rebecca: [ CHUCKLES ] 75 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,077 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 76 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,345 AND HOW ARE YOU, MISS SYBIL? 77 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,313 Sybil: AMAZING, AS USUAL. [ CHUCKLES ] 78 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,416 -Barry: UH, EXCUSE ME. -Hailey: YES, BARRY? 79 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,884 Barry: YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED WITH MILTON'S GREETING CARDS? 80 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,852 Hailey: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. WE COLLECTED HIS MONEY. 81 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,688 -Barry: BUT THAT WAS MY ACCOUNT. -Hailey: THAT WAS NEVER 82 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,590 -YOUR ACCOUNT. -Barry: WELL, IT WAS MY ACCOUNT, 83 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,525 TILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE CHARLIE'S DEVILS STEPPED OVER THERE IN YOUR 84 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,259 LITTLE MINI SKIRTS AND HALTER TOPS, RIGHT? 85 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,828 Hailey: I DON'T WEAR HALTER TOPS. 86 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,597 AND DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLOSE. 87 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,832 Barry: UH, SPEAKING OF CLOSING, WHERE'S YOUR DAD? 88 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,802 Hailey: I DON'T KNOW, JUST GO FIND HIM SOMEPLACE, ASS KISSER. 89 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,269 -[ CLICKS TONGUE ] -Barry: I WILL. 90 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,538 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] RIGHT BACK AT YOU. 91 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,574 [ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] 92 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,450 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 93 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,586 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 94 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,625 [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 95 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:58,692 YES? 96 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,494 ROBERT: Hailey, I'd like to see you 97 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,262 in my office for a moment, please. 98 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,932 Hailey: ON MY WAY. 99 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,703 [ SIGHS ] 100 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,338 Robert: SO, BABY, HOW WAS CHICAGO? 101 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,606 Hailey: MM. 102 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,142 CHICAGO...WAS REWARDING. 103 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,410 Robert: IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS? 104 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,545 Hailey: MM-HMM. 105 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:20,247 Robert: [ CHUCKLES ] REALLY? 106 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,715 GIRL, HOW DID YOU EVER GET HIM TO -- 107 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,551 Hailey: DADDY, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 108 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,486 Robert: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 109 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,755 JETHRO WILLIAMS. 110 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:31,124 THAT MAN IS NOTORIOUS FOR NOT PAYING HIS SUPPLIERS. 111 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,394 WOW, WE CAN PROBABLY PICK UP AT LEAST 10 OTHER VENDORS 112 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,395 FROM THIS DEAL. 113 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,630 Hailey: I KNOW. 114 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,466 Robert: YOU KNOW, YOU ARE AMAZING. 115 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,700 Hailey: I MAY BE. 116 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,835 BUT THE TRUTH IS, MEN ARE PREDICTABLE. 117 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,271 PLAY TO THEIR EGOS, AND YOU WIN EVERY TIME. 118 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,506 Robert: EHH... 119 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,007 LISTEN, WITH THAT IN MIND, THOUGH, 120 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,210 I'VE JUST SET UP A MEETING WITH H.Q. DISTRIBUTORS. 121 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,712 IF WE CAN RECOVER FOR THEM, 122 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,647 HELL, WE CAN TAKE THE NEXT SIX MONTHS OFF. 123 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,082 Hailey: OOH, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 124 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,283 WHO'S THE MARK? 125 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:59,019 Robert: HIS NAME IS CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS. 126 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:02,222 HE'S A C.E.O. OF A NEW VIDEO-GAME COMPANY. 127 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,924 Christopher: I MAKE THIS ONE, 128 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,259 EVERYBODY GETS AN EXTRA CHRISTMAS BONUS. 129 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,595 HERE WE GO. 130 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,262 Robert: CAME OUT WITH THAT SHOOTER GAME LAST YEAR 131 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,331 THAT EVERYBODY WENT SO CRAZY FOR, 132 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,300 THEN THE MARKET TURNED AND HIS SALES PLUMMETED 133 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,835 AND HE HAD TO STOP PRODUCTION, 134 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,404 LEAVING HIS SUPPLIERS HOLDING THEIR CHAIN. 135 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,772 Christopher: PROMISES. 136 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,874 Robert: NOW, ON THE OTHER SIDE, 137 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:24,311 HE JUST GOT AN INFUSION OF CASH FROM DAKOTA KIMBALL, 138 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,879 QUEEN BITCH OF WALL STREET. 139 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:29,850 SEEMS THAT SHE WAS A FRIEND OF HIS LATE MOM. 140 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,418 Hailey: WOW, SHE INHERITED THE -- 141 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,886 THE LARGEST EXCHANGE IN WALL STREET 142 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,822 -WHEN HER HUSBAND DIED. -Robert: CORRECTAMUNDO. 143 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,790 NOW, A LITTLE BIT ON THE UP/DOWN SIDE, 144 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,259 WE KNOW HE HAS THE MONEY, BUT HE STILL HASN'T PAID, 145 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,963 SO WE HAVE TO CONVINCE H.Q. THAT WE CAN RECOVER FOR THEM. 146 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:43,931 Hailey: NO PROBLEM. 147 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,233 Robert: YOU THINK? WON'T BE EASY. 148 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,901 HE OWES THEM OVER $5 MILLION, 149 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:51,739 BUT HE NEEDS AT LEAST THAT MUCH TO BRING HIS NEW GAME TO MARKET. 150 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,975 Hailey: DADDY, IF YOU KNEW HALF AS MUCH 151 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,476 AS I KNOW ABOUT MEN, 152 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,979 YOU'D KNOW THIS MONEY WAS PRACTICALLY IN THE BANK. 153 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,581 Robert: YOU BAD. 154 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,516 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 155 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,154 Hailey: SO, THEY HAVE 17 LOCATIONS 156 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,388 THAT WE NEED TO CLOSE. 157 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,157 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED. 158 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,933 Rebecca: OH, SO, WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? 159 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,101 Sybil: OOH. 160 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,369 Hailey: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 161 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,470 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 162 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,605 Sybil: YES, WE DO. 163 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,607 SPILL IT. I MEAN, HE WAS BEAUTIFUL. 164 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,609 Rebecca: OH, HE LOOKED LIKE A BIG FERAL LION. 165 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:31,044 Hailey: YEAH, HE MAY HAVE LOOKED AS STRONG AS A LION, 166 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,045 BUT HE HAD THE HEART 167 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,614 -OF A LITTLE BABY RABBIT. -Sybil: WHAT? 168 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,048 Hailey: I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 169 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,950 IF I DATE A GOOD-LOOKING GUY, HE'S A DOG. 170 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,686 IF I DATE AN AVERAGE GUY, HE'S LAME. 171 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,353 IF I DATE A ROMANTIC GUY, HE'S -- 172 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,722 Sybil: HE'S A PUNK. 173 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:42,723 Rebecca: MAYBE YOU WANT TOO MUCH. 174 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,124 Hailey: NO! NOT POSSIBLE. 175 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,559 I JUST WANT EVERYTHING I BRING TO THE TABLE. 176 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:46,860 -WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? -Rebecca: SARCASM 177 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,129 -AND NYMPHOMANIA? -Sybil: OH! REBECCA! 178 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,263 [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,531 Hailey: I WILL GET ON YOU LATER. 180 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,733 I'M ABOUT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH MY BROTHER. 181 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,735 Rebecca: OH, HE IS SO CUTE. 182 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,237 TELL HIM "HI." [ GIGGLES ] 183 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,219 Hailey: YOU KNOW, USUALLY WHEN YOU SHARE A MEAL WITH SOMEONE, 184 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,454 YOU ENGAGE THEM IN CONVERSATION. 185 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,389 Jonathan: OH, MY BAD, SIS. 186 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,358 I'M JUST UPDATING THE GRID. 187 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,827 YOU SEEM KIND OF DOWN. 188 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:23,230 Hailey: WHY IS YOUR SPECIES SO DYSFUNCTIONAL? 189 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,200 Jonathan: YOU MEAN THE MALE GENDER? 190 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,468 Hailey: YES. 191 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,502 Jonathan: [ CHUCKLES ] 192 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,705 NO, SEE, MEN ARE VERY SIMPLE. 193 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,241 FEED US, FREAK US, AND NEED US. 194 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,976 YOU THE COMPLICATED ONES. 195 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,178 Hailey: I JUST WANT ONE MAN -- JUST ONE. 196 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,181 BUT WHENEVER I FIND A GUY THAT'S GREAT IN ONE AREA, 197 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,549 HE SUCKS IN ALL THE OTHERS. 198 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,984 Jonathan: YOU SEE, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 199 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,653 YOU CAN'T FIND EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN ONE PERSON. 200 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,454 Hailey: WHY NOT? 201 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:51,659 Jonathan: THAT'S LIKE...NEEDING THE CAPACITY OF A MINIVAN 202 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,695 BUT WANTING THE SEXINESS OF A CONVERTIBLE. 203 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,964 Hailey: WELL, I REFUSE TO COMPROMISE. 204 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,498 Jonathan: KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULDN'T. 205 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,100 I DON'T. 206 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,501 WELCOME TO THE GRID. 207 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,671 -MM. -Hailey: WHAT IS THIS? 208 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,439 Jonathan: MAN HAS FIVE NEEDS -- SEX, ATTRACTION -- 209 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,676 Hailey: NO. AREN'T THEY THE SAME THING? 210 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,910 Jonathan: NO, YOUR BEST SEX MAY BE WITH SOMEBODY 211 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,378 YOU NEED TO PUT A BAG OVER THEIR HEAD. 212 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,146 Hailey: THEN WHY HAVE SEX WITH THEM? 213 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,749 Jonathan: CLEARLY, YOU ARE NOT A MAN. 214 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,885 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 215 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,055 Jonathan: HERE. 216 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,091 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] WHAT IS THIS? 217 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,659 Jonathan: IT'S MY NEW AUDIO BOOK -- 218 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,994 "MY FAVORITE FIVE." 219 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,228 I'M WORKING ON THE FEMALE VERSION NEXT. 220 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,496 Hailey: REALLY? 221 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,898 -"MY FAVORITE FIVE"? -Jonathan: YEAH. 222 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,332 Hailey: YOU'RE CRAZY. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 223 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,034 Jonathan: NO, AM I? AM I CRAZY? 224 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,904 OKAY, WHY DID EVERY PRIMITIVE SOCIETY HAVE MULTIPLE PARTNERS? 225 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,673 HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING? 226 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:42,976 HAILEY, YOU'RE LITERALLY TRYING TO FIND PERFECTION 227 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:46,279 OR ONLY SETTLE FOR A COUPLE OF YOUR NEEDS BEING MET. 228 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,881 AH. MNH-MNH. 229 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,250 BUT I'M THE CRAZY ONE, RIGHT? 230 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,384 EW. 231 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,720 I GOT TO GO. 232 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,587 Hailey: YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY FOR LUNCH? 233 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,490 Jonathan: NO. I OWE YOU. 234 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,527 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 235 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,830 JUST LIKE A MAN. 236 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,672 Jonathan: AS HOMO SAPIENS, 237 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,742 WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE MONOGAMOUS. 238 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,244 LIVING IN THAT ABHORRENTLY DYSFUNCTIONAL STATE 239 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,780 ONLY KEEPS US MISERABLE AND UNDERACHIEVED. 240 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,082 AFTER HAVING YOUR SEXUAL NEEDS MET, 241 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,051 AND YOU NEED TO BE WITH SOMEONE 242 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,953 WHO SIMPLY MAKES YOU DROOL, 243 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,156 NEXT YOU MUST FIND SOMEONE TO MEET THAT SPIRITUAL NEED. 244 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,559 THIS WOULD BE YOUR SOUL MATE. NOT SEX MATE. 245 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,227 THAT'S SOMEONE ELSE. 246 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,196 SOUL MATE. 247 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,574 Woman: HELLO, LADIES. 248 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,376 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TONIGHT? 249 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,878 Hailey: OH, LET'S SEE. 250 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,379 TONIGHT, I HAVE PETER. 251 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:56,449 UM, I'LL HAVE THE, UH, ROSEMARY CHICKEN, PLEASE. 252 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,085 Woman: GREAT. FOR YOU? 253 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,987 Rebecca: I'LL HAVE THE THAI PASTA SALAD. 254 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,022 -Woman: THAI PASTA. -Woman 255 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,291 Woman: ALL RIGHT. IT'S COMING RIGHT UP. 256 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,830 Rebecca: WHO IS PETER? 257 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,932 AND WHY DOES HE DETERMINE WHAT YOU'LL HAVE FOR LUNCH? 258 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,034 Hailey: I CALL HIM THE BACK BREAKER. 259 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,803 I'M GONNA NEED ALL MY STRENGTH. 260 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,771 Rebecca: OH, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS! 261 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,339 Hailey: DON'T HATE ME 262 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:23,811 BECAUSE YOU ARE DESPERATE AND I AM PLEASANTLY SCANDALOUS. 263 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,478 I CAN TEACH YOU. 264 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,914 Rebecca: MM. I JUST GOT ERIC FIXED. 265 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,316 I'LL JUST END UP BREAKING HIM ALL OVER AGAIN. 266 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,651 BESIDES, THAT KARMA YOU'RE PLAYING WITH IS A BITCH. 267 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,453 Hailey: NO, I DON'T BELIEVE IN KARMA, 268 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,723 AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN BEING CONSTRAINED BY SOCIAL HYPOCRISY. 269 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,926 Rebecca: NO, YOU BELIEVE IN BEING A HO. 270 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,629 Hailey: SOCIALLY, IT IS FINE 271 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,697 FOR A MAN TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE WOMAN, 272 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,867 BUT 100 YEARS AGO, IT WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL 273 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,836 FOR WOMEN TO DATE MULTIPLE SUITORS. 274 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,603 Rebecca: REALLY? LET'S SEE. 275 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,539 YOU HAVE TO CHECK YOUR CALENDAR 276 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,008 JUST TO SEE WHO YOU'RE SCREWING TONIGHT. 277 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,810 OH, YEAH, THAT'S REAL NORMAL. 278 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,446 Hailey: WELL, BEING WITH ONE MAN ISN'T NORMAL. 279 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,282 IT'S LIKE WEARING THE SAME DRESS FOR 20 YEARS. 280 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,417 Rebecca: EVERYONE WAS CREATED FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 281 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,685 Hailey: OH, REALLY? 282 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,220 OKAY, SO THEN WHY ARE THERE SO MANY 283 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,022 MISERABLE MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? 284 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,257 Rebecca: THAT DOESN'T MEAN -- 285 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,524 Hailey: WOMEN SIMPLY DON'T REALIZE 286 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,860 THAT THEY CAN NEVER BE SATISFIED 287 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,861 WITH JUST ONE MAN. 288 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,462 Rebecca: HERE WE GO. 289 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,130 Hailey: NO, I DON'T EVEN GIVE A MAN MY CELLPHONE NUMBER. 290 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,798 NO, THAT IS TOO MUCH ACCESS. 291 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,802 HE CAN CALL ME AT THE OFFICE OR MY HOME OR E-MAIL ME. 292 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,737 HE IS NOT GONNA HAVE ME ON A LEASH. 293 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,306 Rebecca: YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO COMMIT, 294 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,409 AND THESE MEN ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT. 295 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,544 YOU'RE AN ANTI-MONOGAMIST. 296 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,313 Hailey: I AM NOT ANTI ANYTHING. 297 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,449 I JUST KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN, 298 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,619 AND WHEN AN OPPOSING FORCE WON'T CHANGE, YOU ADAPT, 299 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,421 AND I HAVE FOUND PERFECTION. 300 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,290 Rebecca: YOU FOUND POLYANDRY. 301 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,457 Hailey: [ LAUGHS ] 302 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,994 EVERY WOMAN NEEDS FIVE THINGS -- 303 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,062 FIVE PERFECT MAN THINGS, 304 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:52,532 AND MOST WOMEN SETTLE FOR ONE OR TWO. 305 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,201 I WANT IT ALL, 306 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,769 AND BECAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A MAN WITH ALL OF THEM, 307 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:00,507 I HAVE FOUND FIVE -- ONE MAN FOR EACH. 308 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,109 Rebecca: THAT IS SO SILLY. 309 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,710 Hailey: IT IS BRILLIANT, 310 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,178 AND THE ONLY LOGICAL SOLUTION. 311 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,779 Rebecca: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 312 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,149 Hailey: EVERY WOMAN HAS THE SAME DILEMMA -- 313 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,684 TRYING TO TURN A MAN INTO SOMETHING HE'S NOT. 314 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,253 Rebecca: OKAY. 315 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,423 TELL ME WHY YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE FIVE MEN AT ONE TIME, 316 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,592 BESIDES THE OBVIOUS SELF-SERVING REASONS. 317 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,461 Hailey: FIVE -- NO MORE, NO LESS. 318 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,695 IT IS SO SIMPLE, REALLY. 319 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,796 EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A BAD BOY. 320 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,398 THAT'S WHERE T.I. COMES IN. 321 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,567 IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GO AGAINST THE GRAIN. 322 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,870 IT IS BECAUSE YOU KNOW NO ONE IS GONNA MESS WITH HIM. 323 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,274 [ LOW-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 324 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,430 Man: OOH, THAT'S MY SONG! 325 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,167 [ MUMBLING ] 326 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,936 MAN, I JUST WANT TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 327 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,238 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HUH? 328 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,074 BEEN WATCHING YOU, GIRL, ALL NIGHT. 329 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,341 OOH. 330 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,043 CAN I GET YOUR NAME? 331 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,878 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 332 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,313 Hailey: YOU CAN'T BEAT 333 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,648 HAVING YOUR OWN PERSONAL BODY GUARD. 334 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,184 HE'S NOT JUST A PACK OF MEAT. 335 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,287 HE IS ALWAYS THERE WHEN YOU NEED HIM. 336 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,422 THANK YOU, T.I. 337 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,024 T.I.: YOU'RE WELCOME. 338 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,893 I'M GONNA JUST STICK AROUND HERE JUST IN CASE Y'ALL NEED ME. 339 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,695 JUST...LET ME GET OVER HERE. 340 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,864 JUST -- OH, OKAY. 341 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,967 Rebecca: HEY, MUSCLE IS NOT ENOUGH. 342 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,669 EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 343 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,038 Hailey: THE HELL I DO. 344 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,439 PSHH, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HIM. 345 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,441 HE IS ENAMORED JUST BY BEING WITH ME. 346 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,743 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 347 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,811 MM. 348 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,580 AND OF COURSE, THERE'S ROMANCE. 349 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,217 OH, EVERY WOMAN NEEDS ROMANCE -- 350 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,987 A MAN WHO IS SO SMOOTH, SO SUGARY SWEET, 351 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:57,624 EVERY PHONE CALL LEAVES YOUR FACE STICKY. 352 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,994 MM! LOOK, THIS IS WHAT JAMES SENT ME THIS MORNING. 353 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,332 Rebecca: "I AM BUT A FISH CAUGHT IN YOUR NET, 354 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,899 "LONGING NOT FOR THE RELEASE, 355 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,535 "BUT TO BE DEVOURED BY YOUR GRACE. 356 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:12,405 "WHILE I BURN OVER THE FIRE, YES, BUT I SAY LET IT BURN. 357 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,242 YOU ARE MORE THAN WORTHY OF THE PAIN." 358 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,976 OH, THIS IS REALLY SAD. 359 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,345 Hailey: PLEASE, DON'T HATE. 360 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,879 Rebecca: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH THIS MAN? 361 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,281 Hailey: I AM NOT PLAYING WITH HIM. 362 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,683 IT IS A MUTUALLY-BENEFICIAL ARRANGEMENT. 363 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,884 JAMES HAS A NEED TO BE ROMANTIC. 364 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,186 IT'S IN HIS DNA. 365 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,788 MOST WOMEN WOULD QUESTION HIS MANHOOD, 366 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,759 BUT I AM EVOLVED ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE HIS SOFTER SIDE. 367 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,227 Rebecca: YEAH, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE 368 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,096 SOMEBODY ELSE IS BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE HEADBOARD. 369 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,330 Hailey: SHH! KEEP IT DOWN! 370 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,531 -Woman: [ LAUGHS ] -Rebecca: WHAT? 371 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,832 NOT LIKE YOU'RE ASHAMED. 372 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,102 Hailey: NO, BUT DISCRETION IS THE KEY. 373 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,404 Rebecca: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER THREE? 374 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,638 Hailey: OKAY. 375 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,274 THEN THERE'S INTELLECT. 376 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,241 MM. 377 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,009 THE PILLAR OF SOCIAL ACCOMPLISHMENT 378 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,912 AND THE MENTAL STIMULI TO HASH OUT POLITICAL RHETORIC. 379 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,148 Matthew: IT'S A RIDICULOUS NOTION, REALLY. 380 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,583 I MEAN, THEIR FAILURE TO GAIN BIPARTISANSHIP 381 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,685 WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD TO AN INDEPENDENT NATION. 382 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,420 Hailey: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 383 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,522 REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS HAVE TO EVENTUALLY AGREE 384 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,391 ON THE FOREMOST ISSUES TO MAINTAIN GOVERNMENT. 385 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,593 Man: HAILEY, IT'S NEVER HAPPENED AND IT NEVER WILL. 386 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:10,263 ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM WILL NEVER DIE. 387 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:14,401 DISPROPORTIONABLENESS, INCOMPREHENSIBILITY. 388 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,636 IT'S ABSURD. 389 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,005 Hailey: DAMN, YOU'RE SEXY. 390 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,108 [ MOANS ] 391 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,042 THEN THERE'S PROVISION -- THE MONEY MAN. 392 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,444 NOW, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE RICH. 393 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,379 JUST WELL-OFF ENOUGH TO MEET YOUR NEEDS. 394 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,747 Rebecca: YOU MAKE GREAT MONEY. 395 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,748 Hailey: THAT DOESN'T MEAN 396 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,117 I WANT TO SPEND IT. 397 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,918 Jamison: WOW. 398 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,687 YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING THIS EVENING. 399 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,123 Hailey: THANK YOU. 400 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,492 YOU'RE GONNA BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 401 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,793 AT THE OPERA BY FAR. 402 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,864 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] OH. 403 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,667 OH, WAIT, I THINK I-I LOST AN EARRING. 404 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,203 Jamison: WHY NOT WEAR THESE? 405 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,038 Hailey: [ GASPS ] 406 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,142 REALLY? THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 407 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,843 Jamison: THEY'RE TRINKETS. 408 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,411 WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 409 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,480 I WAS THINKING, AFTER THE OPERA, 410 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,950 WE COULD HELICOPTER OVER TO CATALINA FOR THE WEEKEND. 411 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,085 Hailey: UH, BUT I-I DIDN'T PACK ANYTHING. 412 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,554 Jamison: OH, I TOOK THE LIBERTY 413 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,156 OF HAVING HAILEY'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT, 414 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,625 UH, DO A LITTLE SHOPPING RUN. 415 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,826 [ CHUCKLES ] 416 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,928 THE BAGS ARE IN THE CAR. 417 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,730 Hailey: THAT IS SO SWEET. 418 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,765 Jamison: MM. 419 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:19,999 Hailey: BUT NEXT TIME, 420 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,868 I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO DO MY OWN SHOPPING. 421 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,170 Jamison: OH, YEAH? 422 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,571 Hailey: MM-HMM. 423 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,972 Jamison: ONE MINUTE. 424 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:29,609 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 425 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,610 WORTHINGTON. 426 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,744 WORTHINGTON: Yes, sir. 427 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,979 Jamison: FUEL UP THE JET. 428 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,881 WE'RE GOING SHOPPING. 429 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,216 PARIS. 430 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,251 WORTHINGTON: Right away, sir. 431 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,119 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 432 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,857 Jamison: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 433 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,566 [ DOOR OPENS ] 434 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,612 Hailey: OH, RIGHT. 435 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,681 THEN THE BEST ONE OF ALL -- SEDUCTION. 436 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,116 THAT WOULD BE PETER. 437 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,686 Rebecca: FINALLY, THE WONDER HORSE OF THE BUNCH. 438 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,887 Hailey: ARE YOU KIDDING? 439 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,489 OH, THIS MAN IS A MASTER 440 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:22,094 AKIN TO THE GREATEST MAGICIANS SPREAD THROUGHOUT HISTORY. 441 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,031 THIS MAN, YOU HAVE MET BEFORE. 442 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,633 Rebecca: I DON'T THINK SO. 443 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,135 Hailey: THINK ABOUT THE LAST TIME 444 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,239 YOU DID SOMETHING YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD. 445 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,740 Rebecca: [ SIGHS ] 446 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,041 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 447 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,844 -Rebecca: NO! -Hailey: YES, THAT MAN. 448 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,045 [ LAUGHS ] 449 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,547 Rebecca: OH, I'M LATE. I GOT TO GO. 450 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,683 I'LL HAVE TO FINISH THIS EDUCATION A LITTLE LATER. 451 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,085 Hailey: OKAY, JUST REMEMBER ONE THING. 452 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,721 COMPROMISE BEGINS AND ENDS IN DISAPPOINTMENT. 453 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,657 CIAO. 454 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,461 [ BOTH MOANING ] 455 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,696 Peter: OH. 456 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,131 [ LAUGHS ] 457 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,467 OH. 458 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,034 UH-HUH. 459 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,936 [ LAUGHS ] 460 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,005 Hailey: WOW. 461 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,640 Peter: OH. 462 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,844 Hailey: THAT WAS... BETTER THAN "HIP-HOP ABS." 463 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,212 Peter: [ GROANS ] 464 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,316 [ BOTH PANTING ] 465 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,319 Peter: AM I -- [ CHUCKLES ] 466 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,053 AM I GLOWING? 467 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,289 [ CHUCKLES ] AM I GLOWING? 468 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,290 Hailey: DAMN, YES. 469 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,624 Peter: [ LAUGHS ] 470 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,293 Hailey: THIS TIME, I WROTE MY NAME ON THERE. 471 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,228 Peter: [ LAUGHS ] 472 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,033 Hailey: WHOO! 473 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,902 Peter: [ SIGHS ] 474 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,272 ONE MORE? 475 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,073 -I SEE YOU. -Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 476 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,176 Peter: I SEE IT. I SEE IT. 477 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,378 Hailey: MM-MM. 478 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,113 Peter: [ SIGHS ] AH! 479 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,948 [ SLAPS ] [ LAUGHS ] 480 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,383 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 481 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,984 -Peter: PHEW. -Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 482 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,953 -Peter: OH. -Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 483 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,091 Peter: MM-HMM. 484 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,894 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 485 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,663 Peter: [ SIGHS ] 486 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,465 [ GRUNTING ] 487 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,308 [ TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING ] 488 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,677 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 489 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,347 [ SIGHS ] 490 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,886 Hailey: HMM. 491 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,522 EVERYTHING OKAY? 492 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,291 Peter: EVERYTHING'S PERFECT. 493 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,928 Hailey: SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING READY FOR WORK? 494 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,630 Peter: I TOOK THE NIGHT OFF. 495 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,366 -Hailey: OH. -Peter: MM-HMM. 496 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,501 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S NICE. 497 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,002 MM. 498 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,571 -Peter: HMM. -Hailey: [ YAWNS ] 499 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,773 -I AM SO, SO EXHAUSTED -Peter: [ CHUCKLES ] 500 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,442 Hailey: I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO TOMORROW. 501 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,010 Peter: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 502 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,980 SO...I'VE BEEN THINKING. 503 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,815 Hailey: MM. 504 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,650 ABOUT WHAT? 505 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,918 Peter: YOU. 506 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,953 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 507 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,389 Peter: WHY NOT YOU? 508 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,224 Hailey: WHY NOT ME WHAT? 509 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:10,763 Peter: WHY NOT...YOU? 510 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,499 -Hailey: [ SCREAMS ] -Peter: I THINK THIS IS 511 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,966 THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 512 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,935 I DIDN'T -- OH! OKAY! 513 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,671 Hailey: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN' MIND?! 514 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,440 -Peter: OKAY, HERE'S THE -- -Hailey: GET OUT! 515 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,208 -Peter: BUT I THOUGHT THAT -- -Hailey: YOU THAT WHAT, 516 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,210 THAT THIS WAS W-W-WHAT, "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE FREAKIN' PRAIRIE"?! 517 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,779 Peter: OW. OKAY. OKAY. NOW, LOOK, OKAY? 518 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:27,980 Hailey: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 519 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:28,981 Peter: YEAH, I'VE -- 520 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,282 OH, OKAY. OKAY. 521 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,618 Hailey: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 522 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,520 Peter: UH, YEAH. I -- I'VE GOTTEN MY NOSE BROKEN. 523 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,955 Hailey: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK 524 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:39,325 IT TAKES TO FILL A SPOT WITH THE RIGHT GUY?! 525 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,560 Peter: OW. 526 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,361 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY SPOTS, SO... 527 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,597 -Hailey: YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS. -Peter: YES. NO. 528 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,799 Hailey: AND YOU HAD TO GO AND GET SOME GRAND IDEA 529 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,701 -OF AFFECTION OFF SHAKESPEARE! -Peter: OW! OW! 530 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,737 I -- I DON'T REALLY READ SHAKESPEARE. 531 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,838 Hailey: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! 532 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,573 -Peter: UH...OW! -Hailey: GET OUT! 533 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,408 -Peter: PLEASE -- OKAY! -Hailey: GET! GET! GET OUT! 534 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,176 Peter: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'M OUT. I'M OUT. I'M OUT. 535 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,978 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 536 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:02,014 Rebecca: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A MAN FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU? 537 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,382 Hailey: WELL, IT'S NOT THAT. 538 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,851 HE'S NOT THAT GUY, YOU KNOW? 539 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,719 HE'S SEDUCTION, A BOOTY CALL, THE SHEET MASTER. 540 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,587 WHAT THE HELL. 541 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,988 Rebecca: "THE SHEET MASTER"? 542 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,658 Hailey: WHATEVER. 543 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,325 Rebecca: LOOK, YOU KNOW [SIGHS] 544 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,727 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 545 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,429 THINGS DON'T JUST STAY IN A TIDY, LITTLE BOX. 546 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,697 Hailey: OH, WELL, THEY SHOULD. 547 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,466 YOU KNOW, HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. 548 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,535 IT'S WHAT EVER MAN WANTS -- SEX WITHOUT COMPLICATIONS. 549 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,605 Rebecca: APPARENTLY, THAT'S NOT WHAT EVERY MAN WANTS. 550 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,173 AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR. 551 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,575 Hailey: ACTUALLY, THREE. 552 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,276 -I HAD TO LET MY MONEY GUY GO. -Rebecca: WHY? 553 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:31,678 Hailey: HE FILED BANKRUPTCY. 554 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,681 Rebecca: OH, DAMN. YOU'RE SICK. 555 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,985 Robert: MR. WU, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 556 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,788 Hailey: MR. WU, YOUR COMPANY WILL MOST CERTAINLY BENEFIT 557 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:44,290 FROM AN ONGOING PARTNERSHIP WITH OUR FIRM. 558 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,493 WE CAN HANDLE ALL OF YOUR RECOVERY NEEDS, 559 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:49,161 FROM SIMPLE ACCOUNT RECONCILIATION TO LITIGATION. 560 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:54,501 Interpreter: [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 561 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:58,971 Wu: MM. 562 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,873 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 563 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,543 Interpreter: MR. WU IS INTRIGUED. 564 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,077 Hailey: THAT'S WONDERFUL. 565 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,380 Wu: [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 566 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:11,450 Interpreter: MR. WU WOULD LIKE THESE ISSUES 567 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:15,922 TO BE RESOLVED IN-HOUSE, WITHOUT COSTLY LITIGATIONS. 568 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,691 Hailey: WE ALWAYS TRY TO AVOID LITIGATION. 569 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,392 HOWEVER, AS A LAST RESORT, 570 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:23,062 MY FATHER IS A WELL-RESPECTED CIVIL ATTORNEY. 571 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,998 WE ARE OFFERING YOU, ESSENTIALLY, A ONE-STOP SHOP 572 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,299 FOR YOUR RECOVERY NEEDS. 573 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:31,638 Interpreter: [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 574 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:42,481 Wu: HMM. 575 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,918 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 576 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:49,989 Interpreter: MR. WU IS A BIT CONCERNED WITH THE METHODOLOGY. 577 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:53,125 HE HAS HEARD SOME VERY DISCONCERTING RUMORS. 578 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,728 Robert: LET ME ASSURE MR. WU THAT MY DAUGHTER IS N-- 579 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:58,097 Hailey: WHY DON'T WE JUST QUIT THE CHARADE, MR. WU? 580 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,967 YOUR BUSINESS HAS OVER $30 MILLION OUTSTANDING 581 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,268 FROM YOUR CLIENTS. 582 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:05,938 YOU NEED YOUR MONEY, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED MY SERVICES. 583 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:08,675 NOT ONLY DO YOU NEED MY SERVICES... 584 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:12,845 YOU WANT MY SERVICES, DON'T YOU? 585 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,258 Wu: HIRE HER. 586 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:34,033 Hailey: SHELLY WILL BRING IN THE PAPERWORK. 587 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:37,904 Interpreter: [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 588 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:41,874 JAMES: I don't need much, all right? 589 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,743 -Robert: [ KNOCKS ON DOOR ] -Hailey: I KNOW. 590 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,645 Robert: CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 591 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,346 JAMES: ...and I promise every moment we share... 592 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,848 Robert: NOW. 593 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:54,020 Hailey: I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK, JAMES. 594 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,387 WHAT'S GOING ON? 595 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,624 Robert: HAILEY, YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP THIS. 596 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,791 Hailey: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 597 00:25:58,825 --> 00:25:59,859 Robert: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 598 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,728 THIS IS NOT A GAME, SWEETHEART. 599 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,463 Hailey: SURE, IT IS. IT IS ALWAYS A GAME. 600 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,532 Robert: YOU KNOW, BARRY CAME TO ME EARLIER, 601 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,835 COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT YOU STEALING HIS ACCOUNTS. 602 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:11,503 Hailey: DAD, I HAVE LANDED AND CLOSED MORE ACCOUNTS 603 00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,673 IN THIS OFFICE THAN ANYBODY ELSE COMBINED, 604 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:14,774 INCLUDING YOU. 605 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,976 THAT IS WHY YOU MADE ME PARTNER. 606 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,711 AND BARRY COULDN'T CLOSE AN ACCOUNT IF -- 607 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,580 Robert: HONEY, BABY, BEING GOOD 608 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:24,350 AT DOING THE WRONG THING 609 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,685 DOES NOT MAKE IT THE RIGHT THING. 610 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,053 Hailey: DID WE GET THE ACCOUNT? 611 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,388 Robert: YES, WE GOT THE ACCOUNT, BUT AT WHAT COST? 612 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,624 Hailey: TO EVERYTHING GREAT IN LIFE 613 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,425 THERE IS A COST, ISN'T THERE? 614 00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:34,927 Robert: OH! OH! 615 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:38,731 SO NOW YOU THINK QUOTING ME MAKES YOUR BEHAVIOR OKAY. 616 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,232 Hailey: SMILE, DADDY. 617 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,301 IT'S A GOOD DAY. 618 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,302 MWAH. 619 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:46,505 NOW, IS THIS THE DOSSIER? 620 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:47,940 Robert: YEAH, IT'S ALL THERE -- 621 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:50,710 COPY OF HIS PASSPORT, CREDIT-CARD STATEMENTS, 622 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:54,781 DUN'S REPORTS, ET CETERA, ET CETERA, ET CETERA. 623 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:58,284 YOU KNOW, CHRISTOPHER IS DROWNING IN DEBT. 624 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:06,192 AND, SWEETHEART, THERE IS A VERY CLEAR AND DISTINCT LINE HERE. 625 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:07,626 DO NOT CROSS IT. 626 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:09,862 Hailey: WATCH ME DO WHAT I DO. 627 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:12,364 Robert: I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SOMETHING 628 00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:14,300 A FATHER SHOULD SEE. 629 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,035 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 630 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:28,014 [ SIGHS ] 631 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:29,448 [ SIGHS ] 632 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,817 [ BEEPS ] 633 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:35,221 JASON: To summer...then rain... 634 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:40,326 is the greatest achievement this life can bring. 635 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:45,932 So let me suffer so I may rain deep inside of you 636 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:49,035 until you are glazed with my affection. 637 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,704 [ BEEPS ] 638 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,072 T.I.: Hailey, baby, 639 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,841 let me know where you're gonna be tonight 640 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,342 and I'll come check on you. 641 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,277 It's T.I. 642 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,379 [ BEEPS ] 643 00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:02,414 MATTHEW: Hailey. Matthew. 644 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:07,386 Gingrich is announcing his candidacy on CNN tonight. 645 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:10,256 It's gonna be absurd, of course. 646 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,191 [ CAR HORNS HONK ] 647 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,204 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 648 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,023 Hailey: [ WHISTLING ] 649 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:50,129 Jonathan:: HEY, UH, ONE SECOND. 650 00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:57,804 Hailey: EXCUSE ME, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER MARTINI? 651 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:02,541 Jonathan: HEY, BABY. 652 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,276 I WANT TO DRINK YOUR BATH WATER. 653 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,677 Hailey: UGH! YOU KNOW -- 654 00:29:05,711 --> 00:29:07,780 Jonathan: [ LAUGHS ] 655 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:08,781 Hailey: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 656 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:09,882 Jonathan: CLOSING MY FIVE. 657 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,250 Hailey: WHAT HAPPENED 658 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:12,785 -TO YOUR OLD NUMBER FIVE? -Jonathan: [ CHUCKLES ] 659 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:14,453 REALLY, BY NOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW 660 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,988 THAT YOUR FIVE IS IN A CONSTANT STATE OF CHANGE, ALL RIGHT? 661 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:17,589 IN CHAPTER EIGHT, I EXPLAIN, 662 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,725 "YOU GOT TO BE LIKE WATER, RIGHT?" 663 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,294 YOU GOT TO JUST FLOW WITH THE ENERGY OF YOUR FIVE. 664 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:23,695 Hailey: OKAY, LOOK. 665 00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,432 I AM WORKING RIGHT NOW, SO I NEED YOU TO GO. 666 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:29,201 Jonathan: WORKING? 667 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,209 OH. O-O-OKAY. THAT'S YOU? 668 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,112 Hailey: YES, SO PLEASE LEAVE. 669 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,314 Jonathan: OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. UGH. 670 00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:43,649 YOU KNOW WHAT? 671 00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:45,684 I WAS JUST COMING TO CHECK ON MY BIG SISTER, 672 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,119 BUT NOT NO MORE, ALL RIGHT? 673 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,255 -BE NICE TO HIM. -Hailey: BYE. 674 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,090 Jonathan: BYE. 675 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:55,494 Sans: I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 676 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,629 LOVE YOU TOO. [ SMOOCHES ] 677 00:29:57,663 --> 00:30:00,833 LITTLE KISS. YOU JUST JEALOUS. UH-HUH. 678 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,734 YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE JEALOUS. 679 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,170 GO AND PLAY YOUR GAME. FI-- 680 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:05,237 OH, GOD. 681 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,873 WHAT HAS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE? 682 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:09,842 LOOK WHAT GOD DONE DONATED TO THE MEN ON EARTH. 683 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,343 LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. 684 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,845 Christopher: COME ON, SANS. COME ON, MAN. 685 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:13,980 Sans: DAMN! 686 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,014 Christopher: SANS. HEY, HEY. 687 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,248 Sans: EXCUSE ME. DROOLING. 688 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,783 Christopher: [ WHISTLES ] PLAYBOY. 689 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,351 -Sans: WHAT? -Christopher: COME ON, MAN. 690 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,219 YOU PROMISED, MAN. 691 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,888 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE GIRLS TONIGHT. 692 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,723 IT'S ABOUT THE FELLAS, ALL RIGHT, POOL, BUSINESS. 693 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,292 Sans: I KNOW WHAT I SAID, OKAY? 694 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,760 'CAUSE I WAS THERE WHEN I SAID IT, ALL RIGHT, BROTHER? 695 00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:30,997 BUT SOMETIMES, YOU GET DICK-STRACTED, 696 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:33,165 AND RIGHT NOW, LITTLE SANS IS LIKE, 697 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:35,434 "WHAT YOU DOING? WHAT YOU DOING?" 698 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,137 EXCUSE ME, DROOLING. 699 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:40,940 Hailey: HMM. 700 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,288 HEY, HEY, HEY. 701 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:58,090 Sybil: OKAY, I CANNOT STAY LONG. 702 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,959 WHY DO YOU HAVE ME DRESSED IN THIS HIDEOUS THING? 703 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,293 Hailey: SEXY. 704 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:04,663 Christopher: COME ON, MAN. NOT TONIGHT. DAMN. 705 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,365 Sans: YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? 706 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:07,799 YOU A SELFISH BASTARD. 707 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,135 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 708 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,869 Christopher: LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 709 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:12,371 WHAT'S MISS ROXANNE GONNA SAY 710 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,706 ABOUT ALL THESE DICK-STRACTIONS, HUH? 711 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,775 SHE GONNA HURT YOUR ASS, MAN. 712 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,277 SHE GONNA HURT YOUR ASS. 713 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:19,979 YOU'RE GONNA END UP ON MY COUCH ANOTHER SIX WEEKS. 714 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,747 Sans: LOOK, T-THERE'S NOTHING WRONG 715 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,882 WITH [CHUCKLES] SNIFFING THE [INHALES DEEPLY] 716 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,318 TITILLATING SMELL OF A FRESH ROSE, BROTHER. 717 00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:27,920 Christopher: [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 718 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,155 THAT -- THAT MINISKIRT'S LOOKING LIKE 719 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:30,622 IT'S SMELLING KIND OF FUNKY TO ME. 720 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:31,890 Sans: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S THE ONE 721 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,125 I'M TALKING ABOUT? YOU DON'T KNOW -- 722 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:34,360 YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING -- 723 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:35,962 I MIGHT BE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER ONE. 724 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,163 I LIKE MY WOMEN CONSERVATIVE SOMETIMES, BROTHER. 725 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:38,998 Christopher: [ SCOFFS ] CONSERVATIVE? 726 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,466 Sans: YEAH, I DO LIKE A CONSERVE 727 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,468 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 728 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:44,703 OKAY, NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HER AT ALL, 729 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:45,837 BUT THE OTHER ONE IS FINE, THOUGH. 730 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:47,239 AIN'T SHE BAD? DAMN! 731 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:50,476 Christopher: SANS, I'M ON HIATUS, ALL RIGHT? 732 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:51,843 I'M TAKING A BREAK. 733 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:55,181 Sans: OH, YOU'RE DONE LOOKING FOR THE ONE? 734 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:56,915 Christopher: I DIDN'T SAY ALL THAT. 735 00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:58,117 I DIDN'T SAY I'M DONE. 736 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,618 I SAID I'M TAKING A LITTLE BREAK. 737 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:01,487 Sans: OKAY, YOU KEEP TAKING A BREAK FROM THE GAME, 738 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,089 ONE DAY, THE COACH GONNA SAY, "GO AHEAD AND PLAY." 739 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,090 YOU'RE GONNA GET IN. 740 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:05,657 GONNA MISS AN OPEN LAY-UP. 741 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:07,759 OOH! JUST LIKE THAT. OH, DAMN! 742 00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:10,262 Sybil: HAILEY, WHERE ARE YOUR BREASTS? 743 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,731 Hailey: THEY'RE IN HERE. HE LIKES HIS WOMEN CONSERVATIVE. 744 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,001 -Sybil: WHO? -Hailey: CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS. 745 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:16,768 BEHIND US, 6:00. PLAYING POOL. 746 00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:20,139 MM! DON'T LOOK OVER THERE. 747 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,873 Sybil: W-WHO IS CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS? 748 00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:23,575 Hailey: HE'S THE MARK. 749 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,344 Sybil: OKAY. WHO'S HE WITH? 750 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:26,712 Hailey: YEAH, I'M NOT SURE. 751 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:27,980 HE'S NOT IN THE FILE, 752 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,481 BUT I'VE SEEN HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES. 753 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,650 THAT IS WHY YOU'RE HERE. 754 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:32,884 Sybil: WHAT? 755 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,020 GIRL, YOU DID NOT! 756 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,287 I-I'M NOT -- NO. I'M OUT OF HERE. 757 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:36,655 Hailey: GIRL, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SEE 758 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:37,856 HOW IT'S DONE. 759 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:39,291 Christopher: YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? 760 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,460 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. I'M GONNA BE FINE. 761 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:43,195 Sans: YEAH, I AIN'T SAYING YOU WASN'T GONNA BE FINE. 762 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,531 I'M TELLING YOU YOU MAKE A DECISION 763 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,967 WHERE YOU SHOULD FIND A WOMAN, AND YOU NEVER KNOW. 764 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,902 ANYWHERE YOU CAN FIND THE ONE. 765 00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:52,204 OOH. 766 00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,805 Christopher: SANS, I'M A REALIST, OKAY? 767 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,107 I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS LIKE YOURSELF 768 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,508 THAT THINKS I'M GONNA COME TO SOME BAR 769 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,010 AND MEET MY FUTURE WIFE EATING 50-CENT WINGS 770 00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,711 AND WATCHING SOME DAMN GAME. 771 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:00,779 Sans: OH, YES. 772 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:01,780 YOU JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY 773 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,415 WHERE I MET MY WIFE AT? 774 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:04,583 HUH? 775 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,985 YOU -- WE WAS WALKING PAST THE NASTY RHINO. 776 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,920 YOU PULLED ME IN THERE, OKAY? 777 00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:10,689 AND SHE WASN'T DANCING AT ALL. 778 00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:11,923 YEAH, SHE WAS PRACTICING, 779 00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:13,525 BUT SHE WASN'T DAMN DANCING, OKAY? 780 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,627 Christopher: YOU PLAY TOO MUCH, MAN. 781 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,763 LOOK [CHUCKLES] I'M JUST SAYING NOT FOR ME. 782 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:19,565 I'M NOT MEETING MY WIFE IN A BAR, 783 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:20,866 SO I'M JUST FOCUSED ON POOL. 784 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:21,900 Sans: YOU PREJUDICED. 785 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,335 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY IT, MAN. 786 00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:24,770 -Christopher: HOW DO -- -Sans: YOU'RE PREJU-- 787 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,072 WHAT WOULD MARTIN THINK RIGHT NOW? 788 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,073 YOU THINK HE WOULD MARCH FOR THIS BULLSHIT? 789 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,707 Christopher: LISTEN, MAN. 790 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,576 WHY -- WHY DON'T YOU USE ALL THAT ENERGY AND ALL THAT MOUTH 791 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,111 TO FOCUS ON HOW YOU ARE GONNA TALK YOUR WAY 792 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,812 BACK INTO ROXANNE'S PANTIES AGAIN, HUH? 793 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:34,880 Sans: HOLD UP. 794 00:33:34,913 --> 00:33:36,382 GUESS WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. 795 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,450 Christopher: UH, NOT PLAYING POOL. 796 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,086 Sans: IGNORING YOU IN MY BUSINESS. 797 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,853 -Christopher: [ SIGHS ] -Sans: MM-HMM. 798 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,089 STAY OUT OF MY DAMN BUSINESS. 799 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:44,156 THAT'S IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 800 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,391 AND OPEN YOUR EYES. 801 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,958 HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THERE AT ALL? 802 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:48,460 Christopher: I'M GOOD. 803 00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:49,828 Sans: THAT WOMAN OVER THERE'S BEEN STARING AT YOU 804 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,197 FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES, BROTHER. 805 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,531 YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AS A HINT? 806 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:53,399 LIKE IN A MUSIC VIDEO 807 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:54,833 WHERE YOU THE LEAD DAMN SINGER. 808 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,068 BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT, CAN'T YOU? 809 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,536 HELL, NO, YOU CAN'T. 810 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,105 SO IF YOU AIN'T GONNA DO IT FOR YOURSELF, BROTHER -- 811 00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:01,073 SELFISH ASS -- DO IT FOR ME AND ALL OF MANKIND. 812 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,674 THAT WOMAN BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU, 813 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,909 LOOKING AT YOU, STARING AT YOU. 814 00:34:03,942 --> 00:34:08,814 Hailey: SO...WATCH AND LEARN. 815 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,816 Sans: THAT WOMAN HAS DONE EVERYTHING EXCEPT WALK OVER -- 816 00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:13,085 HERE SHE COMES. HERE SHE COMES. SHE WALKING OVER HERE. 817 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,087 YEAH! WHOO! 818 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:16,755 Hailey: WELL, HELLO THERE. 819 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,190 Christopher: HI. I'M CHRIS. 820 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,991 Hailey: I'M HAILEY. HOW ARE YOU? 821 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:21,460 Sans: SANS. 822 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:22,828 Hailey: I NORMALLY DON'T DO THIS... 823 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:24,096 Sans: MM-HMM. 824 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,198 Hailey: ...BUT MY FRIEND OVER THERE 825 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:27,599 SAYS SHE REALLY LIKES YOUR STYLE. 826 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:28,934 Sans: OVER THERE? 827 00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:31,002 Hailey: SHE SAYS SHE REALLY LIKES 828 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:32,838 THE WAY YOU HANDLE YOUR BALLS. 829 00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,073 THE ONES ON THE TABLE. 830 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:36,408 Sans: OH, RIGHT. [ LAUGHS ] 831 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:38,277 'CAUSE WHAT ELSE WOULD SHE BE TALKING ABOUT? 832 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,078 AIN'T LIKE I WAS WALKING AROUND...OUT, 833 00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,147 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 834 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,581 Hailey: DO YOU MIND 835 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,516 IF I BRING HER OVER HERE TO -- TO MAYBE WATCH? 836 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:46,318 Christopher: WELL, WELL, ACTUALLY, UH, YOU KNOW, WE -- 837 00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,819 WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT, JUST THE FELLAS, SO... 838 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,488 Sans: YEAH, WE WAS HANGING OUT JUST THE FELLAS, 839 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,157 BUT NOW THAT YOU DONE MADE THAT BEAUTIFUL INVITE, 840 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,425 I SAY YOU GO GET HER AND BRING HER OVER HERE 841 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,395 SO SHE CAN TALK TO US, AND I CAN TEACH HER SOMETHING MAYBE. 842 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,430 -Hailey: YEAH? -Sans: YEAH. 843 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,132 THANK YOU. 844 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,136 I'm about to fight you right now. 845 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,137 I'm about you fight you right now. 846 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,305 I'm gonna beat you. 847 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,374 Hailey: UM, JUST...ONE SECOND. 848 00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:09,975 Sans: SHE SAID, "I USUALLY DON'T DO THIS." 849 00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:11,543 WHO THE -- WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN. 850 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:13,111 -Christopher: NO, DAWG. -Sans: I KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN! 851 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:14,580 Christopher: WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION. 852 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:15,914 Sans: YEAH, WE DID, BUT I DON'T BE LISTENING TO YOU. 853 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:19,185 Sybil: YES. 854 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:21,353 Hailey: IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE... 855 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,821 Sybil: I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE. 856 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,089 Hailey: YES, YOU WILL. 857 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,857 YOU ARE THE DEVIL TO MY ANGEL, 858 00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:27,159 THE SLUT TO MY GOOD GIRL. 859 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:29,395 AND I NEED YOU TO KEEP HIS FRIEND OCCUPIED. 860 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:31,930 Sybil: YOU'RE CRAZY. 861 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,599 I ONLY GET DOWN LIKE THAT FOR MY MAN. 862 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:34,933 Hailey: WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE A MAN. 863 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,235 Sybil: WELL, STILL. 864 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:37,503 Hailey: IF YOU DON'T GET OVER THERE 865 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,870 RIGHT NOW, I'LL TELL YOUR FATHER 866 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,372 ABOUT YOUR LESBIAN PORN COLLECTION. 867 00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:42,708 Sybil: HAILEY, I SHOULD TEAR YOUR LITTLE -- YOU... 868 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,075 Hailey: OKAY, FINE. 869 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:47,279 I WILL GIVE YOU $500 FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES. 870 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,514 Sybil: ALL RIGHT, 871 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,915 -LET'S DO THIS. -Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 872 00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:51,149 Sans: I'M ABOUT FINISHED, TOO. 873 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:53,118 I'M EXCITED ABOUT LIFE ITSELF, BROTHER. 874 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,453 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 875 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,589 MM-HMM. WATCH THAT. OKAY, BE QUIET, BROTHER. 876 00:35:57,623 --> 00:35:58,390 HEY. 877 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,091 Sybil: HI, I'M SYBIL. 878 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,060 Christopher: HI, THIS IS SANS. 879 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,230 Sybil: HI, SANS. I'M SYBIL. 880 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:07,966 Sans: SO, UH, WHAT BRINGS YOU LADIES OUT TONIGHT? 881 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,468 Sybil: I DON'T KNOW. 882 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,937 WE'RE JUST BORED AND VULNERABLE. 883 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:12,971 Hailey: MNH-MNH. 884 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,005 WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. 885 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,140 WE'RE NOT THAT VULNERABLE. 886 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,343 Sybil: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 887 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,511 I'M FEELING KIND OF FUNNY. 888 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:20,379 Sans: FUNNY? 889 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:22,047 Sybil: YEAH, YOU KNOW. 890 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,649 LIKE YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING, 891 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,051 BUT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU'RE MISSING. 892 00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,453 Sans: HMM. 893 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,988 BUT I BET YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU FIND IT, HUH? 894 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,523 Sybil: I BET YOU I WOULD, TOO. 895 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,359 Hailey: SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT? 896 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:35,193 Christopher: UH, WELL, ACTUALLY, 897 00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:37,763 WE WERE JUST, UH, TRYING TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM 898 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:38,997 AFTER A TOUGH WORK WEEK. 899 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,599 Hailey: OH. OH, REALLY? 900 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:41,600 WHAT DO YOU DO? 901 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,235 Christopher: I MAKE VIDEO GAMES. 902 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:45,070 UH, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN OUR LOGO -- GYRATE MEDIA? 903 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,104 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] WOW. 904 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,606 Christopher: I'M JUST... 905 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:48,774 NO PUN INTENDED. 906 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,377 Hailey: WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. 907 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:54,012 WITH THE HOLIDAYS COMING UP, BUSINESS MUST BE GREAT. 908 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,582 Christopher: ACTUALLY, UH, YOU KNOW, WE HAD A TOUGH YEAR. 909 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,118 THINGS ARE TURNING AROUND. 910 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,487 Sybil: OHH. 911 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,154 Christopher: YOU KNOW WHAT, 912 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:05,123 SANS AND I ACTUALLY GREW UP AS KIDS IN SEATTLE. 913 00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:06,825 IF YOU BELIEVE IT, HE, UH -- HE USED TO SAVE ME 914 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:08,894 FROM THE LOCAL ASS-KICKERS WHEN WE WERE LITTLE KIDS. 915 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,029 Sybil: YOU DON'T MIND IF I TOUCH ON THOSE MUSCLES, 916 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,398 -DO YOU? -Sans: I DON'T MIND. 917 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:13,999 THAT'S WHAT THEY THERE FOR, BABY. TOUCH AWAY. 918 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:16,502 JUST DON'T BREAK YOUR HANDS ON THAT. 919 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,069 Hailey: IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT YOU GUYS 920 00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:19,571 ARE STILL FRIENDS ALL THIS TIME. 921 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,973 Christopher: NO, THIS FOOL ISN'T JUST MY FRIEND. 922 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,409 HE'S MY BUSINESS PARTNER. 923 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,412 Sans: I AM HIS -- Shh -- SILENT PARTNER, ALL RIGHT? 924 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,947 CHRIS WAS ALWAYS THE GEEK WITH THE PLAN. 925 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,549 I JUST INVESTED IN THE VISION. 926 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,151 THAT -- THAT BOY DOES IT ALL RIGHT THERE. 927 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,353 Hailey: MM-HMM. 928 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,787 Sybil: OH, OH, SO YOU'RE, LIKE, 929 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:36,888 A CAPITALIST. 930 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,123 I LIKE THAT. 931 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,191 BET YOU KNOW HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN. 932 00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:41,293 Sans: OH, YES. 933 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,194 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 934 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:45,196 SO [CHUCKLES] YOU LADIES UP TO LEARN 935 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,499 -HOW TO PLAY SOME POOL OR WHAT? -Hailey: YES. 936 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,634 Christopher: OOH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO PLAY POOL ALL NIGHT. 937 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,068 Sybil: YOU GONNA TEACH US? 938 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,703 -Sans: I SURE WILL. -Sybil: OKAY. 939 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,339 SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH. 940 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:56,207 Sans: IT'S PRETTY EASY. 941 00:37:56,241 --> 00:38:00,245 WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS GLIDE THE STICK SLOWLY, 942 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,314 GENTLY THROUGH YOUR HANDS. 943 00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:05,551 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 944 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:08,019 Sybil: OOH, CAN I BORROW YOUR STICK? 945 00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:09,220 Sans: OF COURSE YOU CAN. 946 00:38:09,254 --> 00:38:10,489 Sybil: OKAY. 947 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,925 Sans: OH, YOU'VE PLAYED BEFORE, HUH? 948 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,126 Sybil: YEAH. 949 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,395 LIKE THIS? 950 00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:17,863 Sans: YEAH, A LOT LIKE -- LIKE THAT. 951 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,130 THAT COULD BE COOL. 952 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:20,866 Sybil: OR, LIKE, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. 953 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,267 Sans: THAT'S A GOOD -- THAT, RIGHT -- THAT -- 954 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,369 THAT RIGHT THERE'S STRAIGHT, TOO. 955 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:24,470 Sybil: A LITTLE LOWER? 956 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:25,871 Sans: NOT A LI-- NO LOWER. 957 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,072 Sybil: OKAY. 958 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,742 IS THIS HOW YOU DO IT, SANS? 959 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:31,777 AHH, IS THIS RIGHT? 960 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,412 Sans: I -- I DON'T -- IT FEELS -- 961 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,347 FEELS RIGHT, LOOKS RIGHT. 962 00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:36,348 Sybil: AHH. 963 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:37,816 Sans: NO, RIGHT. 964 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,451 COULD YOU NOT BE SO...? 965 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,052 [ GROANS ] OHH! 966 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,253 [ Whimpering ] OH, THAT FEELS FINE. 967 00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:44,322 [ GROANS ] 968 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:46,592 [ GROANS ] 969 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,226 Hailey: HE -- HE LEFT? 970 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,428 Christopher: YEP. 971 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,596 Sybil: I'M GOING. 972 00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:52,798 NICE MEETING YOU, CHRISTOPHER. 973 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:55,667 Christopher: UH, OKAY. 974 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,235 -UH... -Hailey: WELL, I GUESS 975 00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:58,470 -IT'S JUST US. -Christopher: YOU KNOW WHAT? 976 00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,738 IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S GETTING LATE. 977 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,272 UH, AND I SHOULD PROBABLY HEAD OUT, TOO. 978 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:02,273 Hailey: REALLY? 979 00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:03,475 WOW, THAT'S A FIRST. 980 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:05,176 Christopher: NO, NO, I DON'T -- 981 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,878 I DON'T -- I DEFINITELY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING PERSONAL BY THAT. 982 00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:09,280 I ACTUALLY, UH, HAVE A LONG DAY TOMORROW. 983 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,315 Hailey: OKAY. 984 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,683 WELL, IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 985 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:14,085 Christopher: IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 986 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:19,257 Hailey: GOOD NIGHT. 987 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,527 HMM. 988 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,432 [ SEA GULLS CAWING ] 989 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,800 -Pamela: LIKE THIS? -Bill: ALL RIGHT. 990 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,235 -WE'RE GONNA DO THIS AGAIN. -Pamela: ALL RIGHT. 991 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:31,403 Bill: ALL RIGHT? FEET WIDE APART. 992 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:32,538 -Pamela: YEP. -Bill: ALL RIGHT. 993 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:33,805 -GRAB THE RACKET. -Pamela: RACKET. 994 00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,206 Bill: JUST CHOKE DOWN ON THE RACKET. 995 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,374 Pamela: CHOKE DOWN ON THE RACKET. 996 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:37,709 -Bill: YOU READY? -Pamela: YEAH. 997 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,144 Bill: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT. 998 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:40,712 Pamela: OKAY, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, 999 00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,013 -HERE WE GO. -Bill: READY? GO. 1000 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,248 Pamela: OOH! 1001 00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:44,716 Bill: ALL RIGHT. NOT BAD, NOT BAD. 1002 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,518 LET'S DO ONE MORE. LET'S DO ONE MORE. 1003 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,454 -Pamela: THIS IS NOT EASY. -Bill: IT'S NOT. 1004 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:50,388 Pamela: NO LAUGHING FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY. 1005 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:51,457 HERE WE GO. 1006 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,692 WAH! AHH! YES, YES, YES, YES. 1007 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,461 -Bill: NICE WORK. -Pamela: YOU KNOW WHAT? 1008 00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:57,829 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR FATHER LET'S YOU BEHAVE THIS WAY. 1009 00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:59,330 -Hailey: BEHAVE WHAT WAY? -Pamela: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 1010 00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:00,599 LIKE SOME ASS FOR SALE. 1011 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:02,067 -Jonathan: OHH! -Hailey: MOM! 1012 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,068 Pamela: I MEAN IT. 1013 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,670 Jonathan: YOU KNOW WHAT? 1014 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:06,137 I THINK MORE WOMEN SHOULD USE THE POWER OF THE VAJAYJAY. 1015 00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:07,305 Hailey: THANK YOU, JONATHAN. 1016 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:08,874 Pamela: OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 1017 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:11,176 -NOW YOU LISTENING TO HIM? -Hailey: YEAH, I WAS KIND OF 1018 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,444 SKEPTICAL AT FIRST, BUT, UM... 1019 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:13,812 Jonathan: SHE'S SEEN THE LIGHT. [ LAUGHS ] 1020 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,180 Hailey: THAT LITTLE, SILLY AUDIOBOOK OF HIS 1021 00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:16,648 MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. 1022 00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:18,149 -Pamela: "MY FAVORITE FIVE"? -Jonathan: HEY, HEY. 1023 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:19,718 50,000 DOWNLOADS SO FAR. 1024 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,219 Pamela: SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, HUH? 1025 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,721 YOU GONNA MARRY FIVE MEN? 1026 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,723 Hailey: I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. 1027 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,324 Pamela: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED? 1028 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:27,793 Hailey: WHY SHOULD I GET MARRIED 1029 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,495 AND TIE DOWN ALL OF THIS GOODNESS? 1030 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:31,329 Jonathan: WHY SHOULD YOU, INDEED, SISTER? 1031 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,398 MA, YOU KNOW MARRIAGE IS AN ANTIQUATED, 1032 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,433 SIMPLE-MINDED NOTION FOR NEEDY PEOPLE. 1033 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,068 Pamela: YOU KNOW WHAT? 1034 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,805 GOD MADE WOMEN SPECIFICALLY TO BELONG TO A MAN -- ONE MAN. 1035 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,707 Jonathan: SOLOMON HAD MANY CONCUBINES. 1036 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:44,710 Pamela: YOU KNOW, MEN WERE ALSO CIRCUMCISED WITH SHARP STONES. 1037 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:47,078 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LONG FOR THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS? 1038 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,080 Hailey: I JUST DON'T THINK THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE FOR ME. 1039 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,248 Pamela: THEN, HONEY, 1040 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,783 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS KEEP DATING? 1041 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:53,719 Hailey: I DATE FOR PLEASURE. 1042 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,253 Jonathan: HEY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 1043 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,722 -I LIKE THAT. -Hailey: [ LAUGHS ] RIGHT? 1044 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:58,223 Pamela: EW! EW! YES, THERE IS. 1045 00:40:58,256 --> 00:40:59,758 NOW, HAILEY, I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE, 1046 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,260 YOU KNOW, SHUFFLING YOUR GOODIES FROM ONE MAN TO THE NEXT. 1047 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,695 Hailey: NO, YOU RAISED ME 1048 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,363 TO BE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT. 1049 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:07,298 Pamela: YES, BUT BEING INDEPENDENT 1050 00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:09,200 DOES NOT MEAN BEING DEVOID OF MORALITY. 1051 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:10,235 Hailey: WELL, WHOSE MORAL COMPASS 1052 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,236 SHOULD I BE FOLLOWING? 1053 00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:13,605 YOURS? DAD'S? SOCIETY'S? 1054 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,340 Jonathan: JESUS'. 1055 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:16,542 -Hailey: [ LAUGHS ] -Jonathan: OHH! 1056 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,643 Hailey: OH, MY. 1057 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,044 THIS IS NOT BASEBALL. 1058 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,513 Jonathan: HEY, A HIT IS A HIT. ASK SERENA. 1059 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,048 Pamela: SHUSH. 1060 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:26,284 LOOK, EVERY DECISION YOU MAKE NOW WILL MATTER LATER. 1061 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,819 NOW, BILL, CAN WE PLEASE TRY THIS AGAIN 1062 00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:29,521 BECAUSE I HAVE GOT TO GET MY SEXY BACK? 1063 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,389 -Bill: ABSOLUTELY. -Pamela: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1064 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:32,658 Bill: ALL RIGHT, READY? 1065 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:35,126 Christopher: HERE. 1066 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,427 PUT THOSE OVER THERE. 1067 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:38,530 Sans: YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, CHRIS. 1068 00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:41,399 Christopher: SANS, WE ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE, OKAY? 1069 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:42,668 AND I'M MAKING IT. 1070 00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:44,970 WE'RE CHOOSING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 1071 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,408 12:00. 1072 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:54,179 EVERYBODY GRAB SOME FOOD. LUNCHTIME. 1073 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:55,781 NOW LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT, MAN. 1074 00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:58,083 HOW ARE YOU JUST GONNA BAIL ON ME LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT? 1075 00:41:58,116 --> 00:42:00,619 Sans: WHAT, I DIDN'T BAIL. YOU GAVE ME THE SIGNAL. 1076 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,220 YOU SAID, "GET OUT OF --" I SAW YOUR SIGNAL. 1077 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:04,656 Christopher: MAN, THAT WAS FOUL. THAT'S CRAZY, MAN. 1078 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,457 WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE WE WAS 10 YEARS OLD, 1079 00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:07,793 AND YOU WAS GONNA ROLL OUT ON ME LIKE THAT? 1080 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,260 Sans: WHAT ABOUT THE TIME WHEN YOU...? 1081 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:10,762 Christopher: WHEN I WHAT? 1082 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:12,998 Sans: IT WAS ME, YOU -- 1083 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,300 THE TIME YOU DID SOMETHING. YOU KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING. 1084 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,035 Christopher: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY, MAN. 1085 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,370 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY? 1086 00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:21,840 THIS -- THIS IS A FIRST. 1087 00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:25,043 Sans: I'VE BEEN -- 1088 00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:26,244 I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU. 1089 00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:29,414 Christopher: ABOUT WHAT? 1090 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:31,449 Sans: ME AND ROXANNE. 1091 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:33,518 WE'RE NOT JUST SEPARATED. 1092 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,386 I FILED FOR DIVORCE. 1093 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,322 Christopher: DIVORCE? 1094 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:39,257 WHAT -- WHAT -- WHEN? 1095 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,626 Sans: A FEW MONTHS BACK. 1096 00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:41,760 IT -- IT'S EMBARRASSING. 1097 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:43,028 I DIDN'T EVEN TELL MY MAMA. 1098 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,063 YOU KNOW I TELL MY MAMA EVERYTHING. 1099 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:47,332 Christopher: WHY? 1100 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:48,600 Sans: NOTHING. 1101 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,135 IT'S JUST -- WE BROKE UP. THINGS GOT CRAZY. 1102 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,369 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1103 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:52,738 WE GOT DIVORCED. PEOPLE GET DIVORCED. 1104 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,505 SHE KEPT ON EATING ALL MY CEREAL, 1105 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:56,174 AND THEN SHE'D MESS WITH THE REMOTE 1106 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,542 AND SHE CHEATED 1107 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,477 AND SHE DROVE MY CAR AND TOOK ALL THE GAS. 1108 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:00,646 -WHO DOES THAT? -Christopher: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1109 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:03,715 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. BACK UP. 1110 00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:05,483 YOU SAID SHE USED THE REMOTE, AND THEN WHAT? 1111 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:07,052 Sans: AFTER THE REMOTE, 1112 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,053 THEN SHE CHEATED. 1113 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,288 Christopher: A PLAYER GOT PLAYED. 1114 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,623 Sans: "A PLAYER GOT PLAYED"? 1115 00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:13,091 THAT -- THAT -- THAT -- THAT -- THAT -- 1116 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:14,425 THAT'S YOUR DR. PHIL MOMENT RIGHT THERE? 1117 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,794 "THE PLAYER GOT PLAYED"? 1118 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:17,028 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEBBIE THE WHOLE TIME. 1119 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,563 I TOLD YOU I LOVE DEBBIE. REMEMBER? 1120 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:19,898 I USED TO CALL HER "LITTLE DEBBIE." 1121 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,232 WE ATE THE LITTLE DEBBIE SNACKS. 1122 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:22,834 YEAH, DEBBIE HAD FOUR DIFFERENT BABY DADDIES. 1123 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:24,102 Christopher: AND YOU CHEATED ON DEBBIE. 1124 00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:25,570 Sans: LOOK, THIS WAS NOT MY GIRL, MAN. 1125 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,738 AND IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, ANYWAY. 1126 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:27,773 Christopher: WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN? 1127 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:28,807 Sans: IT'S ABOUT YOU. 1128 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,442 CUZ, YOU LIVE IN TWO EXTREMES. 1129 00:43:31,476 --> 00:43:33,679 IT'S ONE THING OR THE OTHER WITH YOU, MAN. 1130 00:43:33,712 --> 00:43:36,014 YOU NEED TO FIND SOME -- SOME MIDDLE GROUND. 1131 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:39,417 LAST YEAR, YOU'RE, "I NEED TO BE ENGAGED. 1132 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,019 I FOUND MY SOUL MATE IN SANDRA." 1133 00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:43,121 YOU BOUGHT HER TWO ENGAGEMENT RINGS. 1134 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,856 "THE LOVE IS GONNA LAST TWO LIFETIMES." 1135 00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:46,958 REMEMBER ALL THAT? AND THIS YEAR, YOU A DAMN MONK. 1136 00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:48,694 Christopher: I DON'T NEED TO WORRY 1137 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:50,128 ABOUT WOMEN, OKAY? 1138 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:51,730 WOMEN -- THEY'RE NOT VULNERABLE ANYMORE, OKAY? 1139 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,031 THEY'RE NOT HONEST. 1140 00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:53,832 ALL RIGHT, MAN? 1141 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,366 THEY'RE JUST FULL OF GAMES. 1142 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,768 I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR GAMES. 1143 00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:58,436 Sans: I REMEMBER WHEN GIRLS WERE HONEST. 1144 00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,838 YOU MEAN BACK WHEN EVE BIT THE APPLE? 1145 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:01,406 WOMEN AIN'T NEVER BEEN HONEST, MAN, 1146 00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:04,142 AND, CHRIS, EVERYBODY PLAYS THE GAME. 1147 00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:05,877 Christopher: YEAH, WELL, I'M DONE WITH GAMES, MAN. 1148 00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:07,512 -I DON'T PLAY THEM NO MORE. -Sans: EVERYBODY PLAYS THE GAME, 1149 00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:08,513 -CHRIS. -Hailey: OH. 1150 00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:11,549 OH, MY GOSH. I AM SO SORRY. 1151 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,218 AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 1152 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,485 Sans: WHAT THE HELL? 1153 00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:15,754 Christopher: YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 1154 00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,555 WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1155 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:19,725 Hailey: WELL, I WAS JUST IN THE AREA 1156 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,492 AND THOUGHT I WOULD...DROP BY. 1157 00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:23,561 Sans: YOU WAS JUST VISITING ANOTHER, 1158 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:24,896 UM, NEIGHBORING WAREHOUSE? 1159 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,031 Christopher: WAIT, WAIT. HOW -- HOW -- 1160 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:27,699 HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE WE WORKED? 1161 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:29,500 I MEAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME? 1162 00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:32,337 Hailey: GYRATE MEDIA. I GOOGLED YOU. 1163 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:33,772 Sans: SHE GOOGLED YOU. 1164 00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:35,140 THAT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL. 1165 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,775 Hailey: WELL, ANYWAY, I WAS JUST WONDERING 1166 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:38,877 IF MAYBE YOU WANTED TO GET SOME LUNCH. 1167 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:40,111 Christopher: WELL, ACTUALLY, 1168 00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:41,747 UH, SANS AND I -- WE HAVE LUNCH PLANS. 1169 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,148 WE HAVE TO DISCUSS A COUPLE THINGS. 1170 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,784 -Hailey: OH. -Sans: NO, ACTUALLY, I'M COOL. 1171 00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:48,920 WE JUST DISCUSSED ALL THE BUSINESS WE NEED TO RIGHT NOW. 1172 00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:51,456 'CAUSE I GOT THINGS TO CHASE, RIGHT? HMM? 1173 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:52,758 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SIGNAL IS? 1174 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,259 YOU EVER SEE SOMEBODY GIVE A SIGNAL? 1175 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:55,593 'CAUSE YOU EVER SEE SOMEBODY GIVE A SIGNAL LIKE...? 1176 00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:56,828 DO YOU LIKE MONK FOOD? 1177 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,563 Hailey: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 1178 00:44:58,596 --> 00:44:59,765 Sans: HE'LL TELL YOU. 1179 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:02,868 Hailey: OH. 1180 00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,235 -Christopher: SO? -Hailey: LUNCH? 1181 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:05,536 Christopher: WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU TO LUNCH? 1182 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:07,472 Hailey: OH. [ LAUGHS ] 1183 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:19,050 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANYTHING? 1184 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:20,551 Christopher: NO, NO, NO, PLEASE. 1185 00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:21,552 GO AHEAD. 1186 00:45:21,586 --> 00:45:23,354 I-I NEVER EAT LUNCH. 1187 00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:24,689 Hailey: REALLY? 1188 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,092 Christopher: REALLY, I, UH -- THANK YOU. 1189 00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:29,160 I JUST NEED TIME TO TAKE THE MENTAL BREAK. 1190 00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:30,628 Hailey: HMM. 1191 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:31,930 Christopher: SO, WHAT DO YOU DO PROFESSIONALLY? 1192 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:33,799 Hailey: UH, I WORK FOR AN ACCOUNTING FIRM. 1193 00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:35,600 Christopher: REALLY? WHICH ONE? 1194 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:38,403 Hailey: OH, IT'S JUST A-A SMALL FIRM. 1195 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,171 Christopher: OH, I'LL DEFINITELY HAVE TO KEEP YOU IN MIND. 1196 00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:41,807 I'M LOOKING TO MOVE SOME THINGS AROUND FINANCIALLY. 1197 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,441 Hailey: OH, I'M SURE I CAN HELP. 1198 00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,844 [ CHUCKLES ] 1199 00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:49,547 SO, SEEING ANYONE? 1200 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:50,715 Christopher: [ SIGHS ] 1201 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,150 THE DREADED QUESTION. 1202 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:54,385 ISN'T IT, UH, A LITTLE LATE TO BE ASKING THAT? 1203 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:55,987 Hailey: NO. NOT AT ALL. 1204 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,688 WE'RE STILL ABOVE LYING. 1205 00:45:57,722 --> 00:45:59,357 Christopher: UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1206 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:00,391 Hailey: LUNCH, NOT DINNER. 1207 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,526 ICED TEA, NOT WINE. 1208 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:04,695 Christopher: AHA. I SEE. 1209 00:46:04,729 --> 00:46:06,131 NO. 1210 00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:09,134 NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT SEEING ANYONE RIGHT NOW. 1211 00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:12,570 Hailey: THAT'S A BIG CLICHé. 1212 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,005 Christopher: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1213 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:15,874 Hailey: OH, I MEAN, A HANDSOME GUY -- 1214 00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:18,309 POLITE, RESPECTFUL, PLAYING HARD TO GET. 1215 00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:21,847 Christopher: OH, YOU -- 1216 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,181 YOU THINK I'M PLAYING? 1217 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:24,682 Hailey: IT'S THE OLDEST GAME IN THE BOOK. 1218 00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:25,783 -YES. -Christopher: NO, NO. 1219 00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:27,752 NO, NO. NO, NO, NO GAMES. 1220 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,454 YOU -- YOU DEFINITELY GOT ME ALL WRONG. 1221 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,189 Hailey: DO I? 1222 00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:34,159 -Christopher: YES. -Hailey: HMM. 1223 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:37,028 Christopher: HAILEY, I'M JUST, UM -- 1224 00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:39,530 I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL. 1225 00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:41,032 Hailey: I SEE. 1226 00:46:41,066 --> 00:46:45,803 SO, UM, WHAT DOES THIS MYSTERY WOMAN LOOK LIKE? 1227 00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:47,839 Christopher: UH, WELL, SHE'S, UH -- 1228 00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:50,675 SHE'S DEFINITELY UNASSUMING AND CAN PUMP HER BRAKES. 1229 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:55,646 YEAH, BUT SHE'S ALSO VERY WELL PUT TOGETHER, 1230 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,482 UNPRETENTIOUS, 1231 00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,852 BUT DEFINITELY SELF-ASSURED, 1232 00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:03,088 NOT AFRAID TO LAUGH, 1233 00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:04,722 WHO KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE HER BUSINESS. 1234 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:05,723 Hailey: UH-HUH. 1235 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:09,794 SEXY, BUT NOT SLUTTY. 1236 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,197 INTELLIGENT, BUT NOT NERDY. 1237 00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:15,766 SEDUCEABLE, BUT NOT...GULLIBLE. 1238 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,904 Christopher: RIGHT. 1239 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,707 Hailey: THIS IS A MISTAKE. 1240 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:26,211 I AM SO SORRY THAT I...WASTED YOUR TIME. 1241 00:47:26,244 --> 00:47:27,445 Christopher: MISTAKE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1242 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,014 Hailey: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1243 00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:31,016 EVERY WOMAN DESERVES TO BE PURSUED, 1244 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:33,451 AND IF I'M NOT WORTHY IN YOUR EYES, 1245 00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:34,819 THEN I-I WISH YOU WELL. 1246 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,421 Christopher: WAIT, WAIT, I'M -- I'M SORRY. 1247 00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:38,323 I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- I WASN'T TRYING TO, UH -- 1248 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,991 Hailey: YOU WEREN'T TRYING AT ALL, 1249 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,893 AND I'M SURE YOU GET EVERY WOMAN YOU WANT 1250 00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:42,961 WITH VERY LITTLE EFFORT. 1251 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:46,164 BUT I'M JUST NOT THAT GIRL. 1252 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:51,102 HERE'S MY NUMBER IN CASE YOU EVER NEED THAT ACCOUNTING HELP. 1253 00:47:51,136 --> 00:47:53,304 Christopher: WAIT. I-I-I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 1254 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:54,372 HAILEY, I-I-I... 1255 00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:57,642 [ SIGHS ] I WASN'T TRYING TO INSULT YOU. 1256 00:47:57,675 --> 00:47:59,310 Hailey: IT'S OKAY. 1257 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:03,281 I'M JUST FAR TOO VULNERABLE NOT TO HAVE THOSE FEELINGS RETURNED. 1258 00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:06,417 TAKE CARE. 1259 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:08,453 [ SIGHS ] 1260 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:22,100 ALL RIGHT, SHELLY. I WANT AN ORGY, 1261 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,468 AND I WANT IT IN FIVE MINUTES. 1262 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:25,070 Shelly: YES, MS. COLBURN. 1263 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:26,972 OH, AND MATTHEW, JAMES, AND T.I. HAVE CALLED MULTIPLE TIMES. 1264 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:28,806 Hailey: OKAY, TELL MATTHEW TO MEET ME HERE FOR LUNCH. 1265 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,341 TELL JAMES I'M OUT OF TOWN. 1266 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:31,542 AND TAKE EVERYTHING WE HAVE ON CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS 1267 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:32,577 INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 1268 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:33,979 Shelly: AND T.I.? 1269 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:56,067 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] HMM. 1270 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,509 Shelly: YOU HAVE A CALL ON LINE 1. 1271 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,181 Hailey: HAILEY COLBURN. 1272 00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:12,450 CHRISTOPHER: What's your favorite flower? 1273 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,684 Hailey: WHO IS THIS? 1274 00:49:13,718 --> 00:49:14,952 CHRISTOPHER: Christopher Michaels. 1275 00:49:14,986 --> 00:49:16,287 Hailey: MR. MICHAELS? 1276 00:49:16,321 --> 00:49:18,156 CHRISTOPHER: So, what's your favorite flower? 1277 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:19,890 Hailey: CALLA LILIES. 1278 00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:21,492 CHRISTOPHER: Great. 1279 00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:22,660 Hold on a sec. 1280 00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:24,162 Hailey: HOLD? HELLO? 1281 00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:26,731 Shelly: THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU. 1282 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,002 CHRISTOPHER: I just wanted to make sure 1283 00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:32,903 you knew you were worth pursuing. 1284 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:34,505 Hailey: OH. 1285 00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:35,840 LUCKY GUESS? 1286 00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:38,009 CHRISTOPHER: No, I had my bases covered. 1287 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:40,711 Hailey: I SEE. 1288 00:49:40,745 --> 00:49:42,247 CHRISTOPHER: I want to see you. 1289 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,049 Hailey: YEAH, NO, TONIGHT I -- 1290 00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:45,383 CHRISTOPHER: No. Now. 1291 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:46,417 Hailey: NOW? 1292 00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:48,053 CHRISTOPHER: I thought maybe you could 1293 00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:49,987 take off from work a little early. 1294 00:49:50,021 --> 00:49:54,025 There's something I'd like you to see. 1295 00:49:54,059 --> 00:49:56,527 Hailey: I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. 1296 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:03,868 Shelly: WHAT SHOULD I DO 1297 00:50:03,901 --> 00:50:04,869 WITH THE REST OF THESE? 1298 00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:07,772 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 1299 00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,540 KEEP THEM. 1300 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:13,278 Shelly: OH. 1301 00:50:13,311 --> 00:50:15,646 HMM. 1302 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,850 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 1303 00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:21,786 Christopher: SO, I WAS THINKING 1304 00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:23,188 WE COULD CATCH THE SUNSET. 1305 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:24,522 Hailey: THE SUNSET? 1306 00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:25,856 Christopher: YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT A SUNSET IS, 1307 00:50:25,890 --> 00:50:26,991 -DON'T YOU? -Hailey: OF COURSE I DO. 1308 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,159 Christopher: [ CHUCKLES ] 1309 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:29,694 Hailey: I JUST NEVER SIT STILL 1310 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:31,028 LONG ENOUGH TO SEE IT. 1311 00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:33,631 Christopher: THAT'S A SHAME. YOU SHOULD. 1312 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:34,965 TIME'S ALWAYS FLEETING. 1313 00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:36,167 Hailey: WHICH IS WHY 1314 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:37,835 I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH OF IT. 1315 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:38,936 Christopher: HMM. 1316 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:40,438 TIME IS LIKE THAT WATER. 1317 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:43,541 * I MET YOU JUST A FEW DAYS AGO * 1318 00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:44,809 Christopher: THERE'S ALWAYS ENOUGH. 1319 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:46,311 YOU JUST HAVE TO USE IT WISELY. 1320 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:47,812 * AND I COULDN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND * 1321 00:50:47,845 --> 00:50:49,547 Hailey: UH-HUH. OKAY. 1322 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:50,815 I SEE WHAT THIS IS. 1323 00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:52,350 Christopher: WHAT'S THAT? 1324 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,252 Hailey: YOU'RE A DRIFTER. 1325 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,553 Christopher: A DRIFTER? 1326 00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:56,987 Hailey: MM-HMM. 1327 00:50:57,021 --> 00:51:00,191 YOU COME INTO TOWN, SWEEP A GIRL OFF HER FEET, 1328 00:51:00,225 --> 00:51:02,493 GET BORED, AND THEN RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET. 1329 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:04,929 Christopher: OH, NO. 1330 00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:07,064 NO, THAT'S NOT ME AT ALL. 1331 00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:10,235 UM, I'VE ONLY HAD THREE GIRLFRIENDS 1332 00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:11,969 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1333 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,070 Hailey: REALLY? 1334 00:51:13,104 --> 00:51:14,339 Christopher: YEAH, YEAH. 1335 00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:15,873 BUT I ONLY HAD THE REAL THING ONCE. 1336 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,408 Hailey: THE REAL THING? WHAT'S THAT? 1337 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:19,777 * I WAS GONNA TAKE MY CHANCE * 1338 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,179 Christopher: TRUE LOVE. 1339 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,513 Hailey: OH. THAT. 1340 00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:23,681 [ CHUCKLES ] 1341 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:26,050 Christopher: YOU SOUND LIKE A NON-BELIEVER. 1342 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,186 Hailey: LET'S JUST SAY I BELIEVE 1343 00:51:28,219 --> 00:51:30,721 THAT LOVE IS MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING. 1344 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:32,123 Christopher: AH. 1345 00:51:32,157 --> 00:51:34,859 YOU KNOW, MOST PEOPLE THINK THAT 1346 00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:37,928 WHEN THEY'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT. 1347 00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:40,665 Hailey: SO WHAT HAPPENED? 1348 00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:43,168 Christopher: A BORING STORY. 1349 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:44,569 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 1350 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:48,306 GUY MEETS GIRL, GUY FALLS IN LOVE WITH GIRL, 1351 00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:51,409 GIRL MEETS NEW GUY, GUY MOVES ON. 1352 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:52,643 Hailey: HMM. 1353 00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:54,979 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE -- YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. 1354 00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:56,281 Christopher: GRATEFUL? 1355 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:58,048 Hailey: HEY, IT'S BETTER 1356 00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:01,486 TO FIND OUT SOONER THAN LATER. 1357 00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:03,388 Christopher: PERFECTION IS RARE. 1358 00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:05,055 Hailey: YOU SURE KNOW HOW 1359 00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:06,724 TO BUILD A GIRL'S CONFIDENCE. 1360 00:52:06,757 --> 00:52:07,758 Christopher: OKAY. 1361 00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:09,026 HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUN. 1362 00:52:09,059 --> 00:52:10,127 Hailey: WHAT? 1363 00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:12,630 * IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL * 1364 00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:14,299 WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO CLIMB THIS THING? 1365 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:15,766 Christopher: OH, COME ON, NOW. 1366 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,801 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 1367 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:17,868 GIVE ME YOUR SHOES. 1368 00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:18,969 GIVE ME THOSE SHOES. 1369 00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:20,137 THOSE BEAUTIFUL SHOES. 1370 00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:21,939 Hailey: BUT I HAVE ON A SKIRT. 1371 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,041 -I MEAN... -Christopher: OKAY, OKAY. 1372 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,244 OKAY, OKAY, WELL, NOW IT'S A MINISKIRT. 1373 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:28,879 Hailey: OH, WOW. 1374 00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:30,581 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 1375 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,850 Christopher: COME ON. I GOTCHA. 1376 00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:34,752 CHRIS GOTCHA. 1377 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:36,387 Hailey: GOD. 1378 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:37,722 Christopher: IT'S WORTH IT. I PROMISE. 1379 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:38,989 Hailey: YEAH. 1380 00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:39,990 Christopher: JUST STEP WHERE I STEP, 1381 00:52:40,024 --> 00:52:41,259 AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 1382 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:42,860 -Hailey: ALL RIGHT. -Christopher: ALL RIGHT. 1383 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:44,161 * I JUST WANNA KNOW YA * * KNOW YA * 1384 00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:45,796 * SEE YOU BOTH AGAIN * 1385 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,164 Hailey: SLOW. 1386 00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:48,699 Christopher: I'LL MOVE SLOW ENOUGH FOR YOU. 1387 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,000 Hailey: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1388 00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:51,101 OW! 1389 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:52,937 Christopher: YOU ALL RIGHT? 1390 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:56,207 Hailey: UH, YEAH. UH, MY PEDICURE ISN'T. 1391 00:52:56,241 --> 00:52:58,443 Christopher: I'LL GET YOU A NEW PEDICURE. 1392 00:52:58,476 --> 00:53:03,248 * HAPPY TO SEE YOU DOWN TO PAINT WITH ME * 1393 00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:06,317 * YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL NOW * 1394 00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:09,119 * WE ARE BEGGING TO KNOW * 1395 00:53:09,153 --> 00:53:15,393 * EACH OTHER BETTER THAN BEFORE * 1396 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:16,927 * IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL * 1397 00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:18,429 Christopher: YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. 1398 00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:19,697 Hailey: OKAY. OW! OKAY. 1399 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:21,266 Christopher: I GOT LIKE 10 PEDICURES 1400 00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,433 ON MY CREDIT NOW, HUH? 1401 00:53:22,467 --> 00:53:24,034 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] YES, YOU DO. 1402 00:53:24,068 --> 00:53:25,135 Christopher: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1403 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,136 I CAN AFFORD IT. 1404 00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:28,939 HERE OKAY WITH YOU, MS. COLBURN? 1405 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:31,175 * SO BEAUTIFUL * 1406 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:35,045 * YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL * 1407 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:36,247 Christopher: FOR YOU. 1408 00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:38,549 Hailey: THAT'S GOOD. 1409 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:41,652 ALL RIGHT, THAT CUCUMBER HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE. 1410 00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:43,421 Christopher: SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP. 1411 00:53:43,454 --> 00:53:44,955 Hailey: [ SPUTTERS ] 1412 00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,123 Christopher: HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT? 1413 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:47,392 Hailey: [ COUGHING ] 1414 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:49,460 -Christopher: YOU OKAY? -Hailey: MM! 1415 00:53:49,494 --> 00:53:50,728 I, UM... 1416 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:55,366 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIPS. 1417 00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:59,370 Christopher: OKAY, UH, WE'LL CIRCLE BACK 1418 00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:00,738 TO THAT ONE, THEN. 1419 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:05,843 Hailey: SO, IS THIS YOUR STANDARD SEDUCTION, 1420 00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:07,912 OR DID I GET THE UPGRADE? 1421 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:09,714 Christopher: UM, NO. 1422 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:14,319 I USUALLY COME HERE ALONE JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD. 1423 00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:18,055 I JOG HERE EVERY MORNING. 1424 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,224 Hailey: THEN I'M FLATTERED. 1425 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,659 VERY FLATTERED. 1426 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:30,167 Christopher: [ CHUCKLES ] LIFE IS SO FUNNY. 1427 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,736 Hailey: HOW SO? 1428 00:54:33,338 --> 00:54:34,772 NO, LET ME GUESS. 1429 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:38,309 THE MINUTE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAD IT ALL FIGURED OUT, 1430 00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:39,810 IT ALL CHANGES. 1431 00:54:39,844 --> 00:54:43,448 Christopher: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 1432 00:54:43,481 --> 00:54:47,017 I WAS GONNA SAY JUST AS LIFE BRINGS YOU SADNESS, 1433 00:54:47,051 --> 00:54:49,387 IT ALSO BRINGS YOU GREAT BEAUTY. 1434 00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,290 COME ON. 1435 00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:55,693 Hailey: WHAT, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1436 00:54:55,726 --> 00:54:57,428 Christopher: COME ON, THERE'S AN OLD MYTH THAT SAYS 1437 00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:58,929 IF YOUR FEET TOUCH THE WATER JUST AS THE SUN 1438 00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,765 TOUCHES THE HORIZON, YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE BLESSED. 1439 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,400 -Hailey: CHILDREN?! -Christopher: YEAH, COME ON 1440 00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:04,835 Hailey: [ LAUGHS ] AAH! 1441 00:55:08,339 --> 00:55:13,110 [ SCREAMS, LAUGHS ] 1442 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,812 Christopher: I GOT YOU. 1443 00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:45,075 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 1444 00:56:26,283 --> 00:56:29,454 Woman: OH, MY GOD. 1445 00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:40,064 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1446 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,703 Hailey: [ MOANS ] 1447 00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:52,610 [ RINGING STOPS ] 1448 00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:01,886 [ CELLPHONE RESUMES RINGING ] 1449 00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:06,957 [ RINGING STOPS ] 1450 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,993 [ SIGHS ] 1451 00:57:11,596 --> 00:57:14,298 [ RINGING RESUMES ] 1452 00:57:14,331 --> 00:57:16,667 [ SIGHS ] 1453 00:57:19,870 --> 00:57:22,439 [ GROANS ] 1454 00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:23,874 [ SIGHS ] HAILEY COLBURN. 1455 00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,309 Shelly: Ms. Colburn. 1456 00:57:25,342 --> 00:57:26,777 Hailey: YES, SHELLY? 1457 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:28,112 Shelly: I THINK YOU NEED TO 1458 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:29,346 COME TO THE OFFICE RIGHT AWAY. 1459 00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:31,348 -T.I.: [ GRUMBLES ] -Hailey: WHY? 1460 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,250 Shelly: THERE'S A VERY LARGE GENTLEMAN HERE 1461 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,652 BY THE NAME OF T.I. 1462 00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:36,286 -AND, UM... -T.I.: I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY. 1463 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,588 Shelly: AND, UH, UH... 1464 00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:38,889 He's not too happy. 1465 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:40,090 -T.I.: [ GROWLS ] -Shelly: [ SCREAMS ] 1466 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,125 Hailey: WHAT? WHAT? 1467 00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:42,527 WHAT IS HE DOING? 1468 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,294 Shelly: HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE. 1469 00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:46,096 Hailey: WHAT, OKAY, OKAY, JUST -- 1470 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,464 JUST CALM DOWN, SHELLY, OKAY? 1471 00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:49,266 JUST TRY TO GET HIM ON THE PHONE. 1472 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,435 Shelly: Hold on. 1473 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:54,304 UM... 1474 00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:55,973 EXCUSE ME. 1475 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:57,875 -T.I.: [ GROWLS ] -Shelly: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1476 00:57:57,908 --> 00:57:59,744 HE'S -- HE'S -- HE'S NOT GONNA COME ON THE PHONE. 1477 00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:01,078 I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE, OKAY? 1478 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:02,547 Hailey: NO, NO, DON'T! 1479 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:04,048 JUST -- JUST -- UM, JUST TELL HIM TO WAIT THERE. 1480 00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:05,015 I'M COMING NOW. 1481 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,751 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 1482 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,723 Shelly: YES, MR. COLBURN, AS -- AS SOON AS SHE ARRIVES. 1483 00:58:12,757 --> 00:58:14,792 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, 1484 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,394 -T.I., BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DO-- -T.I.: DON'T "BABY" ME. 1485 00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:18,929 Hailey: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1486 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,566 T.I.: I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU AND CALLING YOU. 1487 00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:23,367 YOU STOPPED RETURNING MY CALLS? 1488 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,802 Hailey: UM... 1489 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:28,405 [ CHUCKLES ] I STOPPED CALLING YOU? 1490 00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:31,175 NO. YOU STOPPED CALLING ME. 1491 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,711 YEAH, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR WEEKS. 1492 00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:34,812 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1493 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:36,246 T.I.: HUH? [ STAMMERS ] 1494 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,848 -Hailey: YEAH. -T.I.: I'VE BEEN -- 1495 00:58:37,882 --> 00:58:39,917 Hailey: NO, YOU'VE BEEN MISSING IN ACTION. 1496 00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:41,051 MM-HMM. 1497 00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:43,087 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE. 1498 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,690 T.I.: I DON'T GOT NO MISSED CALLS FROM YOU. 1499 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:47,992 Hailey: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 1500 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,961 TO GET RID OF THAT PIECE OF JUNK YOU CALL A PHONE? 1501 00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,963 T.I.: M-MY PLAN'S NOT OVER YET. 1502 00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:55,866 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] DAMN IT, T.I. 1503 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,001 I TRUSTED YOU. 1504 00:58:57,034 --> 00:59:00,437 I DEPEND ON YOU TO BE THERE WHEN I NEED YOU. 1505 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:02,306 T.I.: YOU'RE RIGHT. 1506 00:59:02,339 --> 00:59:04,508 LOOK, FORGIVE ME, PLEASE? 1507 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,577 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 1508 00:59:06,611 --> 00:59:09,980 Hailey: IT CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 1509 00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:11,381 I NEED YOU. 1510 00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:14,018 AND WHEN I NEED YOU AND YOU'RE NOT THERE... 1511 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,485 WHEN I NEED YOU, 1512 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:18,155 THEN WHAT DO I NEED YOU FOR IF YOU'RE NOT THERE? 1513 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:19,990 T.I.: RIGHT. 1514 00:59:20,024 --> 00:59:21,525 Hailey: NOW... 1515 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:25,395 THIS IS MY PLACE OF BUSINESS, OKAY? 1516 00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:29,299 AND I NEED YOU TO NEVER, EVER, EVER 1517 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:31,135 COME HERE AGAIN. 1518 00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:32,469 T.I.: OKAY. 1519 00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:35,472 Hailey: DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 1520 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:36,907 LET'S GO. 1521 00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:45,983 Robert: HAILEY, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? 1522 00:59:46,016 --> 00:59:47,685 Hailey: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 1523 00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:49,586 Robert: NO, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY. 1524 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,421 BABY, WE CAN'T HAVE YOUR PERSONAL LIFE 1525 00:59:51,455 --> 00:59:52,723 SPILLING OVER INTO THIS OFFICE. 1526 00:59:52,757 --> 00:59:53,891 Hailey: I'M SORRY. 1527 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:55,893 Robert: LISTEN TO ME, SWEETHEART, 1528 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,695 IF YOU PLAY WITH PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, 1529 00:59:57,728 --> 00:59:59,797 EVENTUALLY EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY GETS HURT. 1530 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,832 Hailey: DAD, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, 1531 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:04,301 AND WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THIS IS MY LIFE. 1532 01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,736 IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 1533 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,072 Robert: YOU SEE THAT IT DOESN'T. 1534 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,776 NOW, WHERE ARE WE ON THE CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS CASE? 1535 01:00:11,809 --> 01:00:14,444 Hailey: MAKING PROGRESS. 1536 01:00:14,478 --> 01:00:16,681 Robert: WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN? 1537 01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:18,015 Hailey: IT MEANS THAT THINGS ARE GOING 1538 01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:19,516 EXACTLY THE WAY THAT THEY SHOULD BE. 1539 01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:21,318 Robert: HAILEY, I WANT THIS CASE CLOSED, 1540 01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:22,419 AND I WANT IT CLOSED FAST. 1541 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,221 Hailey: GOT IT. 1542 01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:31,328 [ SIGHS ] 1543 01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:32,629 Robert: [ SIGHS ] 1544 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:33,798 [ CHUCKLES ] 1545 01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:36,533 Hailey: I AM SO SORRY, JAMES. 1546 01:00:36,566 --> 01:00:37,668 YOU OKAY? 1547 01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:40,004 James: WHO WAS THAT LUNATIC? 1548 01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:43,407 Hailey: HE WAS SOMEONE I WAS SEEING. 1549 01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:48,612 James: SEEING? 1550 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,715 Hailey: YES? 1551 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:54,685 James: I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE EXCLUSIVE. 1552 01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:56,620 Hailey: I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT. 1553 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:59,356 James: BUT YOU NEVER SAID THAT WE WEREN'T. 1554 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:00,590 I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT 1555 01:01:00,624 --> 01:01:03,227 THE -- THE -- THE POETRY I WROTE YOU, HUH? 1556 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,261 THE LOVE SONGS? 1557 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:05,930 I MEAN, THE FLOWERS EVERY DAY. 1558 01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:08,598 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL. 1559 01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:10,768 I ENJOYED -- I ENJOYED EVERYTHING. 1560 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:12,402 IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1561 01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:15,605 James: AND HOW COULD YOU APPRECIATE IT 1562 01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:17,474 IF YOUR SOUL WAS DIVIDED? 1563 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:22,079 SO THIS WAS ALL JUST A -- JUST A GAME TO YOU, WASN'T IT? 1564 01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:25,883 Hailey: OH, OKAY, LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, 1565 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,853 THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO BECAUSE... 1566 01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:32,289 OTHERWISE, JUST QUIT WASTING MY TIME. 1567 01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:45,035 James: MY LOVE IS TOO PURE FOR AN INFIDEL LIKE YOU. 1568 01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:52,309 Hailey: UH... 1569 01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:58,715 [ SIGHS ] 1570 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,320 [ SIGHS ] 1571 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:11,295 Sybil: OH, THIS IS NICE. 1572 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:13,764 OKAY, SO, WHY DID YOU GET THIS BIG TABLE? 1573 01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:16,166 Hailey: OH, I JUST LIKE THE EXTRA SPACE. 1574 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,301 Sybil: HAILEY. 1575 01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:19,236 IT'S COOL. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. [ CHUCKLES ] 1576 01:02:19,269 --> 01:02:22,106 Hailey: HI. YEAH, WE JUST SAT DOWN. 1577 01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:23,007 OKAY. 1578 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,075 Sybil: UH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1579 01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,879 I'M GONNA JUMP ACROSS THIS TABLE AND STAB YOU TO DEATH 1580 01:02:28,913 --> 01:02:30,147 IF YOU DON'T TELL ME. 1581 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:33,250 Hailey: OKAY, DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. GOD. 1582 01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:34,885 CHRISTOPHER'S ON HIS WAY. 1583 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,353 Sybil: WHY IS CHRISTOPHER ON HIS WAY? 1584 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,555 Hailey: HE AND SANS WERE JUST IN THE AREA. 1585 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,791 -Sybil: YOU LITTLE TRICKY BITCH. -Hailey: OH, COME ON, SYBIL. 1586 01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,360 HE LIKES YOU, AND DINNER IS NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. 1587 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:44,761 Sybil: IT'S GONNA KILL YOU. 1588 01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:46,263 HAILEY, HE'S MARRIED. 1589 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:47,932 Hailey: HE HAS BEEN SEPARATED FOR TWO YEARS. 1590 01:02:47,965 --> 01:02:50,467 Sybil: I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DRAMA. 1591 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,036 I MEAN, BESIDES, HOW DO YOU KNOW 1592 01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:54,471 YOU'RE GONNA CLOSE THIS DEAL WITH CHRISTOPHER? 1593 01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:55,639 Hailey: I HAVE A PLAN. 1594 01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:57,007 Sybil: NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME 1595 01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:59,009 A PARTY TO THIS MESS, WHAT IS THIS PLAN? 1596 01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:01,011 Hailey: I CAN'T TELL YOU THE PLAN. 1597 01:03:01,045 --> 01:03:03,280 Sybil: YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT. 1598 01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:06,483 Hailey: I HAVE AN INSIDE SCOOP, OKAY? 1599 01:03:06,516 --> 01:03:07,651 HE'S CO-MINGLING FUNDS. 1600 01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:09,353 HE USED INVESTMENT MONEY LAST YEAR 1601 01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:11,688 TO SAVE HIS HOUSE WHEN THE MARKET TANKED. 1602 01:03:11,721 --> 01:03:13,157 Sybil: HOW DO YOU PROVE IT? 1603 01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:15,092 Hailey: I DON'T HAVE TO. HE KNOWS IT'S TRUE. 1604 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,494 AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET HIM ON TAPE ADMITTING IT. 1605 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:18,896 Sybil: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 1606 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:20,030 Hailey: OKAY, I JUST NEED YOU FOR A DINNER. 1607 01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:21,899 THAT'S IT. JUST ONE DINNER. 1608 01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:23,633 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 1609 01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:25,702 -I LOVE YOU. -Sybil: OKAY, OKAY, STOP. 1610 01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:27,104 [ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT, 1611 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:29,173 YOU OWE ME A TRIP TO RODEO DRIVE. 1612 01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:30,174 OH. 1613 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:31,041 Sans: HEY. 1614 01:03:31,075 --> 01:03:32,542 -Sybil: HEY. -Hailey: HI. 1615 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:33,810 Christopher: HAILEY. 1616 01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:40,517 Sans: THESE ARE FOR YOU. 1617 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:42,887 Christopher: AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 1618 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,788 Sans: YOU LOOK LOVELY. 1619 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,556 I'VE NEVER SEEN A ROSE PALE IN THE FACE OF BEAUTY. 1620 01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:48,392 Sybil: THANK YOU. 1621 01:03:48,425 --> 01:03:50,294 Hailey: I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS. 1622 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:51,929 Christopher: OH, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. 1623 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,031 HAVE A SEAT. I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU. 1624 01:03:56,733 --> 01:03:59,636 [ GUITAR PLAYS ] 1625 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:00,670 Sans: OH, SNAP. 1626 01:04:00,704 --> 01:04:02,006 Hailey: WOW! 1627 01:04:03,107 --> 01:04:05,709 I HAVE TO ADMIT, I AM IMPRESSED, MR. MICHAELS. 1628 01:04:05,742 --> 01:04:08,045 Christopher: WELL, I FIGURE YOU'D ENJOY HIM 1629 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,679 A LOT MORE THAN ME STRUMMING 1630 01:04:09,713 --> 01:04:12,216 ON THE FIVE CHORDS THAT I KNOW, SO... 1631 01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:17,287 Sybil: ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC? 1632 01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:19,957 Sans: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ROMANCE? 1633 01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:22,459 Sybil: NOTHING. IT'S JUST OVERRATED. 1634 01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:23,827 Sans: HOW'S THAT? 1635 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,396 Sybil: BECAUSE IT ONLY LEADS TO ONE THING. 1636 01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:27,564 Sans: SEX? 1637 01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:28,798 Sybil: NO, REHAB. 1638 01:04:28,832 --> 01:04:30,734 THE SAME THING THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH 1639 01:04:30,767 --> 01:04:32,970 IS THE SAME THING THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY. 1640 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:35,039 Sans: OKAY, YOU HAVE A POINT, 1641 01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:38,042 BUT IF YOU'VE NEVER LOVED, YOU'VE NEVER LIVED. 1642 01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:39,910 Sybil: YEAH, IF YOU SAY SO. 1643 01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:42,246 Sans: I SAY SO. 1644 01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:43,613 [ APPLAUSE ] 1645 01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:45,882 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 1646 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:47,217 SO, SANS, 1647 01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,786 I HEAR THAT YOU ARE QUITE THE INVESTOR. 1648 01:04:49,819 --> 01:04:51,021 Sans: I DO WHAT I CAN DO. 1649 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,289 Sybil: YEAH, SANS, AND I ALSO HEAR 1650 01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:54,058 THAT YOU JUST GOT OUT OF A MARRIAGE. 1651 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:56,193 ISN'T IT A LITTLE TOO SOON TO BE JUMPING INTO THE SACK? 1652 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,228 Sans: WHO SAYS I'M TRYING TO DO THAT? 1653 01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:01,798 Sybil: OH, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. 1654 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,333 Hailey: SYBIL, DON'T BE RUDE. 1655 01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:05,235 Christopher: MAYBE I SHOULD GET US ALL SOME DRINKS. 1656 01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:08,005 Sans: IT'S COOL. NO, NO, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 1657 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:09,273 Sybil: YEAH. I KNEW IT. 1658 01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,275 Sans: IS THAT A CRIME, THOUGH, HUH? 1659 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:14,945 THAT I LOOK AT YOU AND SEE ALL THAT A WOMAN SHOULD BE? 1660 01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:17,081 I MEAN, YOU'RE BEYOND BEAUTIFUL. 1661 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:19,316 YOU'RE SEXY. YOU'RE CONFIDENT. 1662 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:22,152 YOU COULD DRESS IT UP OR KEEP IT LOOSE. 1663 01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:24,621 AND YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A GODDESS, 1664 01:05:24,654 --> 01:05:27,291 AND NOT TO MENTION THOSE EYES -- THOSE EYES, GIRL. 1665 01:05:27,324 --> 01:05:29,259 YOU COULD STOP TIME WITH ONE GLANCE. 1666 01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:31,361 SO WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD I BE 1667 01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:34,764 IF I DIDN'T TRY WITH EVERY MORSEL OF MY BEING 1668 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:36,166 TO MAKE YOU MINE? 1669 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,702 Sybil: SO ALL YOU WANT IS SEX? 1670 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:39,936 Sans: NO. 1671 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:41,771 I WANT IT ALL. 1672 01:05:41,805 --> 01:05:44,408 YOU ONLY ASKED ABOUT SEX. 1673 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,143 Christopher: WELL, I'M, UH -- I'M STARVING. 1674 01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:48,212 WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO THESE SHOTS SO WE CAN ORDER. 1675 01:05:48,245 --> 01:05:50,314 Sans: ALL RIGHT, TO NEW FRIENDSHIPS AND TO -- 1676 01:05:50,347 --> 01:05:51,615 AND TO ROMANCE. 1677 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:55,185 YOU CAN PUT YOUR ROSES IN THIS WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH IT. 1678 01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:58,989 I DIDN'T MEAN EYE CONTACT WITH YOU WHEN I SAID "ROMANCE." 1679 01:05:59,023 --> 01:06:01,525 HOPE I DIDN'T LOOK AT YOU, CHRIS. 1680 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:02,926 IT FELT WEIRD FOR A SECOND. 1681 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,261 Sybil: THIS IS GOOD. 1682 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,130 Sans: THAT'S THAT TOP SHELF RIGHT THERE. 1683 01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:07,731 I'M GLAD HE WENT AND GOT IT. 1684 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:10,134 I [CLEARS THROAT] I WOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT Y'ALL THAT ONE. 1685 01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:18,242 Hailey: TEACH YOU HOW TO, YOU KNOW, MAKE A SALAD. 1686 01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:20,044 SO I'M GONNA DO THIS. [ LAUGH ] 1687 01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:21,178 Christopher: [ LAUGHS ] 1688 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:22,779 Hailey: I'M GONNA DO THIS. 1689 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,114 NOW YOU GO GET THE AVOCADOS. 1690 01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:25,449 YOU PUT THE WHOLE ONE -- 1691 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:26,750 [ LAUGHS ] 1692 01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:28,585 Christopher: YOU DON'T THINK I GOT NO CULINARY SKILLS? 1693 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:31,588 * IN THE MORNIN' * 1694 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,658 * THERE YOU ARE * 1695 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:37,161 * SPEAKIN' DREAMS * 1696 01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:39,363 * SAYING WORDS * 1697 01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:44,834 * I WAS WORRIED ABOUT MY HEART * 1698 01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:47,837 * BUT YOU RESCUED ME * 1699 01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:50,207 * RIGHT FROM THE TOP * 1700 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,942 * YOU ARE... * 1701 01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:55,345 * YOU RAISED MY SOUL * 1702 01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:58,048 * FROM SINKING SAD * 1703 01:06:58,082 --> 01:07:00,950 * I LIVE AGAIN * 1704 01:07:00,984 --> 01:07:06,223 * YOU ARE THE STORY OF DESTINY * 1705 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,758 * I WAS MEANT FOR YOU * 1706 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:12,028 * YOU WERE MEANT FOR ME * 1707 01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:14,198 * NOW I WANNA KNOW YOU MORE THAN WORDS * 1708 01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:16,566 * MORE THAN THESE FIVE SENSES * 1709 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,901 * MORE THAN HURT * 1710 01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:19,403 * MORE THAN PAST * 1711 01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:22,106 * AT LAST, YOU WERE ALWAYS * 1712 01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:24,974 * NOW I WANNA KNOW YOU MORE THAN WORDS * 1713 01:07:25,008 --> 01:07:27,144 * MORE THAN THESE FIVE SENSES * 1714 01:07:27,177 --> 01:07:28,312 * MORE THAN HURT * 1715 01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:30,046 * MORE THAN PAST * 1716 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,716 * AT LAST, YOU WERE ALWAYS * 1717 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:36,920 * YOU SURPRISED ME RIGHT FROM THE START * 1718 01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:38,255 * RIGHT FROM THE START * 1719 01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:41,091 * THE WAY YOU SHARED YOUR SOUL * 1720 01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:42,792 * THE BEAUTY OF YOUR HEART * 1721 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,128 * THE BEAUTY OF YOUR HEART * 1722 01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:45,995 * THIS WAVE OF LOVE * 1723 01:07:46,029 --> 01:07:47,864 * THIS EMOTION OF * 1724 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,366 * THIS EMOTION OF * 1725 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:53,903 * GIVING SO PURELY AND SO REAL * 1726 01:07:53,937 --> 01:07:56,406 * MY HEART IS YOURS * 1727 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,642 * CATCH IT FREELY * 1728 01:07:58,675 --> 01:08:00,444 Sybil: NO. 1729 01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:02,712 OHH, MY -- OHH. 1730 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,881 NO, JUST TAKE IT OFF. 1731 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,951 TAKE IT AWAY. TAKE IT AWAY. 1732 01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:09,486 TAKE IT OFF. 1733 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:11,455 Hailey: UH, SYBIL? 1734 01:08:11,488 --> 01:08:12,689 Sybil: NO. 1735 01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:13,990 Hailey: HELLO? 1736 01:08:14,023 --> 01:08:15,692 Sybil: [ SCOFFS ] 1737 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,694 Hailey: WHAT'S...WRONG? 1738 01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:20,096 Sybil: I SLEPT WITH SANS. 1739 01:08:20,130 --> 01:08:21,831 Hailey: YOU WHAT?! 1740 01:08:21,865 --> 01:08:23,133 Sybil: JUST -- 1741 01:08:23,167 --> 01:08:24,734 -JUST HELP ME, PLEASE. -Hailey: WHAT? 1742 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:27,404 Sybil: GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND MAKE THIS THING RIGHT! 1743 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:29,373 Hailey: HOW AM I GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT?! 1744 01:08:29,406 --> 01:08:31,141 Sybil: GOSH, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 1745 01:08:31,175 --> 01:08:33,143 Hailey: [ SCOFFS ] MY FAULT? 1746 01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:36,112 Sybil: YES, YOUR FAULT. I COULD STRANGLE YOU RIGHT NOW. 1747 01:08:36,146 --> 01:08:37,381 Hailey: WHA-- [ SCOFFS ] 1748 01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:39,149 I DID NOT TELL YOU TO SLEEP WITH HIM. 1749 01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:40,650 Sybil: NO, BUT... 1750 01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:45,021 I DON'T KNOW, HE HAD THIS PUPPY-DOG, MACK THING, 1751 01:08:45,054 --> 01:08:47,357 AND IT JUST KEPT CALLING ME. 1752 01:08:47,391 --> 01:08:50,427 HE WAS FLATTERING AND PERSISTENT. 1753 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,196 DAMN YOU, HAILEY, FOR THIS SHIT. 1754 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:54,598 Hailey: OH, YOU'RE -- [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1755 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:55,932 OKAY. 1756 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:58,134 [ SIGHS ] 1757 01:08:58,168 --> 01:08:59,403 REBECCA, WHAT IS IT? 1758 01:08:59,436 --> 01:09:01,638 Rebecca: I HOPE I DIDN'T WAKE YOU. 1759 01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:05,542 Hailey: IT'S 2:00 A.M. NO. COME ON IN. 1760 01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:06,910 CLOSE MY DOOR. 1761 01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:08,312 WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING? 1762 01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:10,647 Rebecca: LOOK, I-I CALLED ERIC AN HOUR AGO, 1763 01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,749 AND I HEARD A WOMAN'S VOICE IN THE BACKGROUND. 1764 01:09:12,782 --> 01:09:14,918 LOOK, I JUST -- I DON'T WANT TO OVERREACT. 1765 01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:16,420 Hailey: OKAY. 1766 01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:19,122 OKAY, IF THERE'S A WOMAN AT HIS HOUSE AFTER 10:00 P.M., 1767 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,524 THERE IS A PROBLEM. 1768 01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:21,825 LET'S GO. 1769 01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:24,228 Sybil: WHAT ABOUT ME? 1770 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:27,130 Hailey: OKAY. YOU JUST WAIT HERE, OKAY? 1771 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,665 I'LL BE BACK. 1772 01:09:28,698 --> 01:09:29,733 LET'S GO. 1773 01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:49,085 Rebecca: OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. 1774 01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:50,520 [ SIGHS ] 1775 01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:57,361 [ MUFFLED VOICES ] 1776 01:09:57,394 --> 01:09:59,263 THERE'S SOMEONE IN THERE. 1777 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:00,430 HE'S IN THERE. 1778 01:10:00,464 --> 01:10:01,831 Hailey: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 1779 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:10,407 Rebecca: THERE'S A BACK DOOR. 1780 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,841 Hailey: OKAY, LET'S GO. 1781 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:13,209 Rebecca: OH, GOD. OH, GOD. 1782 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:14,210 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 1783 01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:16,913 [ DOGS BARKING ] 1784 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:20,250 Hailey: YOU SEE ANYBODY? 1785 01:10:20,284 --> 01:10:22,486 Rebecca: OKAY. 1786 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:25,455 [ FENCE RATTLES ] 1787 01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:28,124 Shh! 1788 01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:29,659 Man: ...TAKING A THREE-GAMES-TO-ONE LEAD 1789 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:31,361 OVER THE BLAZERS, BUT PORTLAND CAME... 1790 01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:34,163 Rebecca: LET'S GO AROUND THE BACK. 1791 01:10:34,197 --> 01:10:35,265 Hailey: OKAY. 1792 01:10:35,299 --> 01:10:39,269 [ BARKING CONTINUES ] 1793 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:49,779 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 1794 01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:51,848 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 1795 01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:56,586 Shelly: COME HERE. 1796 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:57,854 Rebecca: HEY! 1797 01:10:57,887 --> 01:10:58,855 Eric: REBECCA! 1798 01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:00,290 WHAT -- [ STAMMERS ] 1799 01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:01,991 -Rebecca: SHELLY? -Hailey: BUSTED! 1800 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,727 Rebecca: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 1801 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,729 Hailey: MM-HMM, I CAUGHT THESE TWO WHISPERING 1802 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:07,364 -ON THE PHONE LAST WEEK. -Eric: NO, NO, NO, NO. 1803 01:11:07,397 --> 01:11:08,732 Rebecca: YOU KNEW AND DIDN'T TELL ME? 1804 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,300 Hailey: DID YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? 1805 01:11:10,334 --> 01:11:11,401 Eric: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 1806 01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:12,869 Rebecca: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 1807 01:11:12,902 --> 01:11:14,270 -Eric: I CAN EXPLAIN THIS. -Hailey: YOU'RE FIRED. 1808 01:11:14,304 --> 01:11:15,639 -LET'S GO. -Eric: NO, NO, NO, NO. 1809 01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:17,273 -REBECCA. REBECCA, NO. -Shelly: ERIC. ERIC. 1810 01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:19,242 -Eric: BABY, BABY. REBECCA. -Hailey: LET'S GO. 1811 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,910 Eric: REBECCA! REBECCA, THIS IS -- NO, NO. 1812 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:23,146 THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK, BABY. I SWEAR TO GOD. 1813 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:24,714 Rebecca: YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE CHEATING! 1814 01:11:24,748 --> 01:11:26,783 Eric: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! NO, NO, NO! 1815 01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:27,851 NO! 1816 01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:31,287 Shelly: [ SCREAMS ] 1817 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:34,057 [ GASPS ] 1818 01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:36,626 -Rebecca: DONE! -Eric: WHAT? 1819 01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:39,729 Shelly: SHE TOTALLY RUINED YOUR SPRAY TAN! 1820 01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:42,632 Eric: REBECCA! 1821 01:11:45,101 --> 01:11:49,205 [ DOGS BARKING ] 1822 01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:51,174 Hailey: WELL, NOW YOU KNOW. 1823 01:11:51,207 --> 01:11:52,942 Rebecca: AND YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING? 1824 01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:56,446 Hailey: I TOLD YOU, THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T COMMIT TO A MAN. 1825 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,483 YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR FAILURE EVERY TIME. 1826 01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:01,084 Rebecca: YOU'RE PATHETIC. 1827 01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:02,486 Hailey: EXCUSE ME? 1828 01:12:02,519 --> 01:12:04,287 Rebecca: I DON'T WANT TO LIVE 1829 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,990 -IN YOUR COLD, LOVELESS WORLD. -Hailey: REBECCA, I -- 1830 01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:09,192 Rebecca: NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME! 1831 01:12:09,225 --> 01:12:10,627 Hailey: I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU. 1832 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,829 Rebecca: JUST TAKE ME TO MY CAR. 1833 01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:14,998 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 1834 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:51,100 Hailey: CLOSE THE DEAL, HAILEY. 1835 01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:53,002 CLOSE THE DEAL. 1836 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,271 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1837 01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:57,106 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 1838 01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:01,077 Christopher: HI. 1839 01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:02,646 Hailey: HI. MWAH. 1840 01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:03,913 COME IN. 1841 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,618 Christopher: THIS IS FOR YOU. 1842 01:13:08,652 --> 01:13:10,654 Hailey: RIESLING -- MY FAVORITE. 1843 01:13:10,687 --> 01:13:12,856 OH, AND ALREADY CHILLED. NICE TOUCH. 1844 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:15,124 Christopher: I REMEMBERED YOU ORDERED IT AT DINNER. 1845 01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,392 I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO SWEET. 1846 01:13:16,426 --> 01:13:19,095 Hailey: I AM SURE IT'LL BE PERFECT. 1847 01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:21,130 Christopher: YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1848 01:13:21,164 --> 01:13:25,068 AND I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER MIGHT ENJOY THESE CUBANS. 1849 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,204 Hailey: THANK YOU. 1850 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,039 Christopher: YOU'RE WELCOME. 1851 01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:35,545 Hailey: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT HERE? 1852 01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:38,948 AND I'LL...OPEN THIS UP FOR YOU. 1853 01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:53,997 Christopher: CAN I HELP YOU OPEN THE WINE? 1854 01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:56,132 Hailey: [ GASPS ] OH. 1855 01:13:56,165 --> 01:13:57,133 SURE. 1856 01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:59,002 [ CHUCKLES ] 1857 01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:11,180 Christopher: VOILà. 1858 01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:12,716 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] 1859 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:22,291 Christopher: MM! 1860 01:14:22,325 --> 01:14:23,493 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 1861 01:14:23,527 --> 01:14:25,695 Christopher: MM, MM, MM, BABY. 1862 01:14:25,729 --> 01:14:27,463 THAT WAS "MASTER CHEF" GOOD. 1863 01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:30,366 Hailey: WELL, MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART 1864 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:32,435 IS THROUGH HIS PANTS, BUT IF YOU WANT HIM 1865 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,671 TO COME HOME EVERY NIGHT, HAVE DINNER WAITING. 1866 01:14:34,704 --> 01:14:37,173 Christopher: WELL, YOUR FATHER IS A VERY LUCKY MAN. 1867 01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:40,510 Hailey: WELL, THE IRONY IS THAT ALTHOUGH SHE HAD GREAT ADVICE, 1868 01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:42,178 THAT NEVER REALLY WORKED FOR HER. 1869 01:14:42,211 --> 01:14:44,681 Christopher: YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER REALLY TALK MUCH 1870 01:14:44,714 --> 01:14:46,249 ABOUT YOURSELF OR YOUR FAMILY. 1871 01:14:46,282 --> 01:14:47,751 Hailey: NOT MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. 1872 01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:50,353 Christopher: COME ON, NOW. EVERYONE HAS A STORY. 1873 01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:52,889 Hailey: TRUE. 1874 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:54,390 WHAT'S YOURS? 1875 01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,660 YOU'RE A SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR. 1876 01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:58,294 Christopher: MM-HMM. 1877 01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:01,931 Hailey: HOW DO YOU MAINTAIN IN SUCH A TOUGH ECONOMICAL CLIMATE? 1878 01:15:01,965 --> 01:15:04,768 Christopher: WELL, IT'S NOT EASY. 1879 01:15:04,801 --> 01:15:07,303 Hailey: DO YOU OWN OR RENT? 1880 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:08,772 Christopher: I OWN. 1881 01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,640 Hailey: WAS YOUR BUSINESS EVER IN TROUBLE? 1882 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:11,875 Christopher: YEAH. 1883 01:15:11,908 --> 01:15:14,143 UM...LAST YEAR, WE BARELY MADE IT. 1884 01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:16,813 Hailey: WELL, HOW DID YOU MAKE IT? DID YOU HAVE TO BORROW MONEY? 1885 01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,115 -DID YOU STIFF YOUR CREDITORS? -Christopher: [ COUGHS ] 1886 01:15:19,148 --> 01:15:20,316 WHAT? 1887 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,851 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] I'M JUST ASKING. 1888 01:15:21,885 --> 01:15:23,587 I MEAN, YOU LIVE IN SUCH A NICE HOUSE. 1889 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:25,321 YOU PAY, WHAT, 10 GRAND IN MORTGAGE A MONTH? 1890 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:28,291 AND YOU HAD TO STOP TAKING A SALARY BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T 1891 01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:30,493 -PAY FOR YOUR HOUSE, RIGHT? -Christopher: WAIT, WAIT. 1892 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,895 HOW DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH I PAY IN MORTGAGE? 1893 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:34,297 Hailey: OH, I KNOW A LOT ABOUT YOU, 1894 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:35,965 CHRISTOPHER, CHRISSY-POO. 1895 01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:39,235 DIDN'T YOU USE MONEY FROM YOUR COMPANY TO PAY FOR YOUR HOUSE? 1896 01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:41,437 Christopher: W-WELL, YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU ASKING -- 1897 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:43,573 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] [ CLATTER ] 1898 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,144 Christopher: WHAT IS THAT? 1899 01:15:50,179 --> 01:15:52,616 ARE YOU TAPING ME? 1900 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:54,350 Hailey: YES. 1901 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:56,319 AND NOW YOU WILL PAY H.Q. DISTRIBUTORS 1902 01:15:56,352 --> 01:15:58,354 THE $5 MILLION YOU OWE THEM. 1903 01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:01,791 Christopher: WOW. 1904 01:16:03,627 --> 01:16:05,394 I PAID THEM THIS MORNING. 1905 01:16:05,428 --> 01:16:08,431 Hailey: HOW? YOU'RE BROKE UNTIL YOU LAUNCH YOUR NEW GAME. 1906 01:16:08,464 --> 01:16:11,534 Christopher: WHO ARE YOU? 1907 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:15,238 Hailey: I WAS HIRED TO RETRIEVE THEIR MONEY. 1908 01:16:15,271 --> 01:16:17,907 Christopher: SO, UM... 1909 01:16:17,941 --> 01:16:22,545 SO, ALL OF THIS WAS JUST BUSINESS? 1910 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:25,782 Hailey: I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. 1911 01:16:25,815 --> 01:16:30,053 Christopher: WELL, YOUR CLIENT GOT THEIR MONEY. 1912 01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:33,623 SO YOU DID A GREAT JOB. YOU'RE DONE. 1913 01:16:33,657 --> 01:16:35,024 SO ARE WE. 1914 01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:42,565 [ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS ] 1915 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,868 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 1916 01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:53,042 [ SNIFFLES ] 1917 01:16:59,048 --> 01:17:00,884 [ SIGHS ] 1918 01:17:12,428 --> 01:17:14,497 Robert: WHATEVER... 1919 01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:15,665 OOH, OOH. 1920 01:17:15,699 --> 01:17:18,668 CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU, PLEASE? 1921 01:17:18,702 --> 01:17:19,869 [ CHUCKLES ] 1922 01:17:19,903 --> 01:17:22,405 JUST THE LADY I WANT TO SEE. 1923 01:17:22,438 --> 01:17:25,742 [ HUMMING ] 1924 01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:28,244 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 1925 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:31,147 HOW DID YOU DO IT? 1926 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:32,949 Hailey: I DIDN'T. 1927 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:35,551 Robert: I DO HOPE YOU DIDN'T CROSS THE LINE, SWEETHEART, 1928 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:37,553 BECAUSE I JUST GRILLED H.Q. FOR $1 MILLION, 1929 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:39,122 AND THEY ARE GOING TO REFER FIVE -- 1930 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,257 COUNT THEM -- FIVE OTHER COMPANIES TO US. 1931 01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:42,325 Hailey: DAD. 1932 01:17:42,358 --> 01:17:43,760 Robert: WHAT, WHAT? 1933 01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:45,661 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] OH, GOD. 1934 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:46,796 Robert: UH-OH. 1935 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:48,631 Hailey: I THINK I MESSED UP. 1936 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,299 Robert: OOH. 1937 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,301 OOH, LOOK AT ME. 1938 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,337 LOOK AT ME. 1939 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:55,538 [ LAUGHS ] 1940 01:17:55,571 --> 01:17:57,440 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 1941 01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:58,775 [ CHUCKLES ] 1942 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:00,409 DOES HE KNOW? 1943 01:18:00,443 --> 01:18:03,312 Hailey: NO. 1944 01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:07,650 Robert: SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS? 1945 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:09,786 Hailey: I DON'T KNOW. I, UM, THOUGHT I -- 1946 01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:11,187 Pamela: HAILEY, HI, HONEY. 1947 01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:13,256 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE. 1948 01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:14,257 OH, GOOD LORD. 1949 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:15,759 BABY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1950 01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:16,926 Robert: [ CHUCKLES ] 1951 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,262 SHE FELL IN LOVE. [ LAUGHS ] 1952 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:20,563 Pamela: ROBERT, OUT. 1953 01:18:20,596 --> 01:18:21,765 -Robert: WHAT? I -- -Pamela: OUT, GO. 1954 01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:23,532 Robert: I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, BABY. 1955 01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:25,168 Pamela: GO, GO, GO. PLEASE, GO. 1956 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:26,435 Pamela: QUICKER. 1957 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,504 Robert: [ LAUGHS ] OOH! 1958 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:29,839 Pamela: [ SIGHS ] 1959 01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:32,742 SO, FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH YOU, HUH? 1960 01:18:32,776 --> 01:18:34,643 Hailey: [ SCOFFS ] MOTHER, PLEASE, DON'T GLOAT. 1961 01:18:34,677 --> 01:18:36,245 Pamela: I'M SORRY. I'M NOT. I'M NOT HONEY. 1962 01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:40,917 BABY, YOU CAN'T LIVE YOUR LIFE OUTSIDE THE RULES OF LOVE. 1963 01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:43,652 SOMETIMES YOU LOVE. SOMETIMES YOU LOSE. 1964 01:18:43,686 --> 01:18:44,754 BUT IN THE END, 1965 01:18:44,788 --> 01:18:46,722 WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT LOVE? 1966 01:18:46,756 --> 01:18:48,591 Hailey: BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOVE! 1967 01:18:48,624 --> 01:18:49,959 I JUST -- I JUST WANT ORDER. 1968 01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:51,828 I JUST WANT THINGS TO MAKE SENSE! 1969 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:53,963 Pamela: AND YOU THINK DATING FIVE MEN IN THE ANSWER, HMM? 1970 01:18:53,997 --> 01:18:56,866 Hailey: WELL, DATING ONE DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO WELL FOR YOU. 1971 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,601 Robert: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW? 1972 01:18:58,634 --> 01:19:01,304 Pamela: Shh OUT THERE! 1973 01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:03,807 Hailey: I'M JUST SCARED. 1974 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,742 I'M SCARED OF -- 1975 01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:11,180 OF CHOOSING THE WRONG MAN. [ SIGHS ] 1976 01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:12,581 Pamela: HONEY, 1977 01:19:12,615 --> 01:19:14,617 AVOIDING THE DECISION 1978 01:19:14,650 --> 01:19:18,021 ONLY PROLONGS THE INEVITABLE RESULT, 1979 01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:23,059 ALL THE WHILE MAKING THE WORST DECISIONS ALONG THE WAY. 1980 01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:25,895 Hailey: IF MARRIAGE IS SO WONDERFUL, 1981 01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:30,033 THEN WHY ARE YOU AND DAD BOTH DIVORCED AND MISERABLE? 1982 01:19:31,534 --> 01:19:33,837 I'LL BE BACK. 1983 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:38,307 Robert: BABY, ABOUT THAT, I, UH -- HAILEY. 1984 01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:40,810 Pamela: [ SIGHS ] 1985 01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:47,350 Robert: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HER? 1986 01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:49,785 Pamela: WASN'T TIME. 1987 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,589 Hailey: MM. 1988 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,658 [ CHUCKLES ] 1989 01:19:55,691 --> 01:19:57,560 [ SIGHS ] THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 1990 01:19:57,593 --> 01:19:59,428 Rebecca: WELL, IF YOU CAN'T EAT ICE CREAM 1991 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:02,165 AND MALE-BASH WITH YOUR FRIEND, WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR? 1992 01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,799 Hailey: [ CHUCKLES ] AND THANK YOU. 1993 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:04,800 NO, REALLY. 1994 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:06,069 THANK YOU FOR FORGIVING ME. 1995 01:20:06,102 --> 01:20:07,937 Rebecca: MM, I HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU. 1996 01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,639 NO, I'M JUST -- I'M THINKING OF WAYS TO MAKE YOU PAY. 1997 01:20:10,673 --> 01:20:12,508 -Hailey: [ GASPS ] -Rebecca: [ CHUCKLES ] 1998 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:15,979 Rebecca: HEY, WHY NOT CALL IN A RESERVE? YOU KNOW, GO OUT TONIGHT? 1999 01:20:16,012 --> 01:20:17,180 HOW MANY ARE YOU DOWN TO? 2000 01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:19,315 Hailey: AND THEN THERE WERE NONE. 2001 01:20:19,348 --> 01:20:20,749 Rebecca: WHAT? EVEN T.I.? 2002 01:20:20,783 --> 01:20:22,351 Hailey: FOUND A GIRLFRIEND. 2003 01:20:22,385 --> 01:20:25,688 CHASED DOWN SOME PURSE-SNATCHER FOR THIS CHICK AND FELL IN LOVE. 2004 01:20:25,721 --> 01:20:27,190 Rebecca: GEEZ. 2005 01:20:27,223 --> 01:20:28,892 Hailey: [ LAUGHS ] I CANNOT IMAGINE THAT MAN RUNNING. 2006 01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:30,626 Rebecca: OH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO. 2007 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,727 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 2008 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,029 Rebecca: WELL, WHAT ABOUT MATTHEW? 2009 01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:35,131 Hailey: MATTHEW DUMPED ME. 2010 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:39,368 SAID HE WAS BORED AND I W-- I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR HIM. 2011 01:20:39,402 --> 01:20:40,403 Rebecca: EW. 2012 01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:41,537 NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. 2013 01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:43,006 Hailey: NO. 2014 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,340 Rebecca: YEAH, BUT, HAVE YOU CALLED CHRISTOPHER? 2015 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:47,911 Hailey: OF COURSE NOT. HE HATES ME. 2016 01:20:47,944 --> 01:20:50,746 Rebecca: HE COULD HAVE BLASTED YOU TO H.Q., BUT HE DIDN'T. 2017 01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:54,117 Hailey: I JUST WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM. 2018 01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:56,785 Rebecca: ALL RIGHT. COME ON. WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE. 2019 01:20:56,819 --> 01:20:58,587 Hailey: MNH-MNH. I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE. 2020 01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:01,925 Rebecca: OH, WELL, YOU HAVE TO. HEY, NO MORE DEATH BY ICE CREAM. 2021 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,526 THIS IS YOUR THIRD THIS WEEK. 2022 01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:04,894 PUT IT DOWN. PUT IT DOWN. 2023 01:21:04,928 --> 01:21:06,996 -COME ON, LET'S GO. -Hailey: [ GROANS ] 2024 01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:09,365 -Rebecca: COME ON! -Hailey: OKAY, I'LL GO. 2025 01:21:09,398 --> 01:21:10,366 [ GRUNTS ] 2026 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:11,567 Rebecca: [ CHUCKLES ] 2027 01:21:16,772 --> 01:21:18,841 Sans: SHOTS, TOO, IF YOU CAN. 2028 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:21,544 I SAID IT TWICE, MAN. I KNOW SHE HEARD ME. 2029 01:21:21,577 --> 01:21:24,948 Christopher: AND THIS IS WHY I'M DONE WITH WOMEN. 2030 01:21:24,981 --> 01:21:27,816 Sans: OH. YOU GONNA START DATING MEN NOW? 2031 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:30,619 'CAUSE WE TERRIBLE. I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 2032 01:21:30,653 --> 01:21:32,221 Christopher: SHUT UP, MAN. 2033 01:21:32,255 --> 01:21:35,691 I'M JUST -- I'M JUST ALL ABOUT MY BUSINESS FROM NOW ON. 2034 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,961 Sans: OKAY, AND WHAT IF YOU FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE? 2035 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,562 Christopher: [ SCOFFS ] 2036 01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:41,164 I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING. 2037 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,866 Sans: WHAT IF IT ALREADY HAS? 2038 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,802 Christopher: WELL, IF THAT WAS IT, 2039 01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:49,705 THEN I WAS RAY CHARLES TO ALL THAT 2040 01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,307 'CAUSE I MISSED IT. 2041 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:54,877 Sans: YOU MISSED IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO MISS IT, MAN. 2042 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:59,582 Christopher: JUST...LEAVE IT ALONE, MAN? 2043 01:21:59,615 --> 01:22:02,018 Sans: OKAY. I'LL LEAVE IT ALONE. 2044 01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:03,819 Christopher: THANK YOU. 2045 01:22:03,852 --> 01:22:06,822 Sans: HAILEY WAS EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT LATELY, 2046 01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:08,491 EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN. 2047 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:10,659 ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M LEAVING IT ALONE. I JUST HAD TO TELL YOU. 2048 01:22:10,693 --> 01:22:12,128 Christopher: YEAH, EVERYTHING. 2049 01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:14,030 SHE WAS A LIAR. SHE WAS MANIPULATIVE. 2050 01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:15,831 SHE WAS CONNIVING. EVERYTHING, HUH? 2051 01:22:15,864 --> 01:22:18,167 Sans: AND ACCORDING TO SYBIL, SHE'S SORRY. 2052 01:22:20,003 --> 01:22:21,637 Christopher: SHE'S SORRY? 2053 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:23,106 Sans: YEAH, SORRY -- 2054 01:22:23,139 --> 01:22:26,009 THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU KNOW YOU MESSED UP? 2055 01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:28,544 LOOK, MAN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN OR HOW 2056 01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:30,213 YOUR DESTINY IS GONNA UNFOLD. 2057 01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:33,082 JUST GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION 2058 01:22:33,116 --> 01:22:34,483 SO YOU DON'T MISS IT. 2059 01:22:34,517 --> 01:22:36,385 Christopher: LOOK, MAN, NOW IS NOT THE TIME. 2060 01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:38,988 JUST LET IT GO. 2061 01:22:39,022 --> 01:22:40,423 Sans: OKAY. 2062 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:42,091 -Rebecca: COME ON. -Hailey: WHAT? 2063 01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,726 -Rebecca: IT'LL BE FUN. -Hailey: OH. 2064 01:22:43,759 --> 01:22:45,161 Rebecca: YEAH. IT'LL BE GOOD. 2065 01:22:45,194 --> 01:22:48,764 Hailey: OH, MY GOD. WAIT, IS THAT CHRISTOPHER? 2066 01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:51,367 DID YOU KNOW HE WAS GONNA BE HERE? 2067 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,869 Rebecca: COME ON, YOU TAUGHT ME WELL. 2068 01:22:53,902 --> 01:22:56,272 Hailey: HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ME, OKAY? 2069 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:59,075 Rebecca: HEY, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BE IN CONTROL. 2070 01:22:59,108 --> 01:23:02,145 FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LET YOURSELF FEEL SOMETHING. 2071 01:23:02,178 --> 01:23:04,247 Hailey: WHY DO I WANT TO FEEL PAIN? 2072 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,315 Rebecca: BECAUSE WITHOUT PAIN, 2073 01:23:06,349 --> 01:23:10,519 YOU'LL NEVER REALLY APPRECIATE PLEASURE. 2074 01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:11,987 COME ON. 2075 01:23:12,021 --> 01:23:13,956 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] 2076 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:17,460 OKAY. LET'S GO. 2077 01:23:19,295 --> 01:23:21,964 Christopher: LOOK, MAN, JUST -- JUST -- JUST LET IT GO. 2078 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,066 LEAVE IT ALONE. 2079 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,367 Sans: OKAY. LETTING IT GO. 2080 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:25,368 Hailey: HEY. 2081 01:23:25,401 --> 01:23:26,569 Sans: MM. 2082 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,041 Christopher: YOU DID THIS? 2083 01:23:32,075 --> 01:23:33,442 Sans: WHAT? DID WHAT? NO, NO, MAN. 2084 01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:35,444 I WAS DRINKING A BEER. I'M SITTING WITH YOU! 2085 01:23:35,478 --> 01:23:37,213 ACTUALLY, MAN, IT WAS NOT MY IDEA. 2086 01:23:37,246 --> 01:23:38,314 Christopher: EXCUSE ME. 2087 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,183 Hailey: CHRISTOPHER, WAIT, J-- 2088 01:23:47,256 --> 01:23:49,992 Sans: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO HELP YOUR GIRL. 2089 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:52,761 HE GET A LITTLE CRAZY WHEN HE BEEN DRINKING. 2090 01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,897 KILLED A CAT ON PURPOSE ONE TIME. 2091 01:23:54,930 --> 01:23:56,799 -Rebecca: WHAT? -Sans: YEAH. 2092 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:01,837 YOU DATE BLACK DUDES? 2093 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,706 Rebecca: WHEN THEY'RE AS CUTE AS YOU. 2094 01:24:03,739 --> 01:24:06,309 Hailey: [ SIGHS ] CHRISTOPHER! WOULD YOU JUST WAIT A SECOND? 2095 01:24:06,342 --> 01:24:07,910 Christopher: WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME, OKAY? 2096 01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:09,512 CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? 2097 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,214 Hailey: OKAY, WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN? 2098 01:24:11,247 --> 01:24:14,217 Christopher: OKAY, WHAT IS THERE TO EXPLAIN, HUH? HUH? 2099 01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:15,451 IT STARTED OFF AS WORK, 2100 01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:17,019 AND THEN IT BECAME MORE THAN THAT. 2101 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,454 I GET IT. 2102 01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:19,922 IT'S OVER. 2103 01:24:19,955 --> 01:24:22,458 Hailey: NO, YOU J-- 2104 01:24:22,491 --> 01:24:24,227 OH, MY GOD. 2105 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:36,772 [ SEAGULLS CAWING ] 2106 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,113 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 2107 01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,822 CHRISTOPHER, JUST LISTEN TO ME! 2108 01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:56,625 CHRISTOPHER. 2109 01:24:56,659 --> 01:24:59,462 CHRISTOPHER. 2110 01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:00,829 JUST WAIT. 2111 01:25:00,863 --> 01:25:01,897 OKAY, JUST -- 2112 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:03,899 JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND. 2113 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:05,368 Christopher: WHAT? 2114 01:25:05,401 --> 01:25:07,303 Hailey: IT WAS ALWAYS A JOB. 2115 01:25:07,336 --> 01:25:09,638 THAT'S ALL YOU WERE TO ME -- A CHECK. 2116 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:12,208 I JUST LOOKED FOR NEW WAYS TO WORK YOU 2117 01:25:12,241 --> 01:25:14,143 T-TO GET YOUR COMFORTABLE. 2118 01:25:14,177 --> 01:25:17,180 I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU, BUT I DIDN'T -- 2119 01:25:17,213 --> 01:25:20,516 I-I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FALL FOR YOU, EITHER. 2120 01:25:20,549 --> 01:25:22,885 I'M NOT DONE. 2121 01:25:22,918 --> 01:25:24,387 WHEN THE JOB WAS OVER, I JUST -- 2122 01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,689 I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE FREE TO MOVE ON, BUT I CAN'T. 2123 01:25:26,722 --> 01:25:28,991 IT'S LIKE YOU HAD THE KEY AND -- AND -- 2124 01:25:29,024 --> 01:25:30,626 AND DIDN'T NEED MY PERMISSION. 2125 01:25:30,659 --> 01:25:32,261 I FEEL LIKE I NE-- 2126 01:25:32,295 --> 01:25:34,630 Christopher: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU FEEL, HAILEY, ALL RIGHT? 2127 01:25:34,663 --> 01:25:36,499 YOU USED ME. 2128 01:25:36,532 --> 01:25:38,701 AND YOU HURT ME. 2129 01:25:38,734 --> 01:25:40,636 AND YOU LIED TO ME. 2130 01:25:40,669 --> 01:25:42,305 Hailey: I'M SORRY. 2131 01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:47,810 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I FEEL LIKE I'M VULNERABLE. 2132 01:25:47,843 --> 01:25:50,446 AND AS MUCH AS THAT SCARES ME, 2133 01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:54,717 I-I WANT THAT, AND I-I WANT THAT WITH YOU. 2134 01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:56,118 Christopher: [ SIGHS ] 2135 01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:58,521 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE YOU. 2136 01:25:58,554 --> 01:25:59,688 Hailey: WHY? 2137 01:25:59,722 --> 01:26:01,757 Christopher: [ SIGHS ] BECAUSE YOU JUST -- 2138 01:26:01,790 --> 01:26:03,226 YOU JUST CAN'T. 2139 01:26:03,259 --> 01:26:04,593 Hailey: WHY?! 2140 01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:07,463 WHY NOT? HAVEN'T YOU EVER NEEDED FORGIVENESS? 2141 01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:13,001 Christopher: I CAN'T, HAILEY. I'M SORRY. 2142 01:26:13,035 --> 01:26:14,002 Hailey: WAIT. 2143 01:26:14,036 --> 01:26:16,138 WAIT. WAIT, PLEASE! 2144 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,274 PLEASE. 2145 01:26:18,307 --> 01:26:20,209 [ LORIE MOORE'S "TOSS N TURN" PLAYS ] 2146 01:26:20,243 --> 01:26:22,545 * TOSS AND TURN * 2147 01:26:26,249 --> 01:26:28,083 * TOSS AND TURN * 2148 01:26:28,116 --> 01:26:29,585 * FIGHTING IN MY SLEEP * 2149 01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:32,154 * I FIGHT FOR YOU AND ME * 2150 01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:35,057 * IN THIS BED, WITH REGRET * 2151 01:26:35,090 --> 01:26:36,325 * IN MY HEAD * 2152 01:26:36,359 --> 01:26:39,795 * I TOSS AND TURN * 2153 01:26:39,828 --> 01:26:41,163 * TOSS AND TURN * 2154 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:42,565 -Robert: GO, BABY. -Pamela: OKAY. 2155 01:26:42,598 --> 01:26:43,766 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 2156 01:26:43,799 --> 01:26:45,067 WATCH. 2157 01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:46,469 -Robert: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. -Pamela: OOH. 2158 01:26:46,502 --> 01:26:49,405 Robert: HERE, SWEETHEART. HERE, EASE INTO IT, BABY. 2159 01:26:49,438 --> 01:26:51,674 EASE INTO IT GENTLY. NICE, EASY STROKE. 2160 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:54,209 Pamela: MMM. YOU ALWAYS DID LIKE IT EASY. 2161 01:26:54,243 --> 01:26:56,945 Robert: YEAH, AND YOU ALWAYS DID LIKE IT HARD. 2162 01:26:56,979 --> 01:26:58,347 Pamela: OKAY, WATCH ME. WATCH ME. 2163 01:26:58,381 --> 01:26:59,348 WATCH ME. WATCH ME. 2164 01:26:59,382 --> 01:27:00,483 Pamela: HOW'S THAT? 2165 01:27:00,516 --> 01:27:02,017 Robert: THAT'S PERFECT. PERFECT. 2166 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:03,051 Pamela: YAY. YAY. 2167 01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:04,753 [ PAMELA AND ROBERT SIGHING ] 2168 01:27:04,787 --> 01:27:06,021 Hailey: OH, PLEASE! 2169 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:07,990 PLEASE! I SAW ENOUGH OF THIS GROWING UP. 2170 01:27:08,023 --> 01:27:09,625 Robert: YEAH, WELL, GET USED TO IT. 2171 01:27:09,658 --> 01:27:11,460 YOU'RE GONNA SEE A LOT MORE OF THIS. 2172 01:27:11,494 --> 01:27:12,928 Pamela: OH, WE GOT OUR GROOVE BACK. 2173 01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:14,863 Robert: AND IT'S BETTER THAN EVER. 2174 01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:17,500 Christopher: WELL, MR. AND MRS. COLBURN, IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 2175 01:27:17,533 --> 01:27:19,001 -Robert: HEY. -Pamela: HELLO. 2176 01:27:19,034 --> 01:27:20,269 Robert: CHRISTOPHER, NICE TO MEET YOU. 2177 01:27:20,303 --> 01:27:21,370 Christopher: LIKEWISE, SIR. 2178 01:27:21,404 --> 01:27:22,538 Robert: ALL RIGHT, NOW, 2179 01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:24,307 GET READY FOR THIS BUTT-WHUPPING. 2180 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,342 Pamela: WOW. 2181 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:28,377 Robert: [ LAUGHS ] 2182 01:27:28,411 --> 01:27:33,282 Pamela: SEE, NOW, WHY HAVE FIVE WHEN ONE WILL DO? 2183 01:27:33,316 --> 01:27:35,183 Hailey: MM. TRUE. 2184 01:27:35,217 --> 01:27:36,852 Pamela: TRUE. 2185 01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:42,190 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 2186 01:27:42,224 --> 01:27:43,326 Hailey: WE GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT. 2187 01:27:43,359 --> 01:27:44,593 Pamela: OH, YOU ARE, MISSY? 2188 01:27:44,627 --> 01:27:46,228 Robert: HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! 2189 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,796 Pamela: NOW WE'RE GOING TO SLAY YOU. 2190 01:27:47,830 --> 01:27:49,998 Christopher: TAKE IT EASY NOW, MR. COLBURN. 2191 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:51,400 Pamela: BRINGING THE SCOOT BACK. 2192 01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:53,235 COME ON, BOBBY. SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE. 2193 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,003 Robert: WELCOME TO THE BUTT-WHUPPING. 2194 01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:56,605 Pamela: WHOO! LOOKING GOOD. 2195 01:27:56,639 --> 01:27:58,441 YES! YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT. 2196 01:27:58,474 --> 01:28:00,343 Robert: OOH, YEAH! ACE! 2197 01:28:11,019 --> 01:28:14,390 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 2198 01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:16,959 * MM-HMM * 2199 01:28:16,992 --> 01:28:18,827 * FIRST TIME WE MET * 2200 01:28:18,861 --> 01:28:22,498 * IT FELT LIKE OUR HEARTS SEEMED TO CONNECT * 2201 01:28:22,531 --> 01:28:25,434 * COULDN'T SEEM TO GET YOU OFF MY MIND * 2202 01:28:25,468 --> 01:28:27,536 * YOUR PRETTY FACE, I CAN'T FORGET * 2203 01:28:27,570 --> 01:28:30,539 * NO OTHER WOMAN THAT I'VE KNOWN * 2204 01:28:30,573 --> 01:28:33,609 * COULD EVER MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY * 2205 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:39,615 * CAN'T KEEP THESE FEELINGS BOTTLED UP IN ME ANOTHER DAY * 2206 01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,684 * LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT * 2207 01:28:41,717 --> 01:28:45,220 * DON'T HAVE TO SEARCH NO MORE * 2208 01:28:45,253 --> 01:28:47,356 * JUST FEELS SO RIGHT * 2209 01:28:47,390 --> 01:28:49,324 * YOU'RE THE ONE I'M WAITING FOR * 2210 01:28:49,358 --> 01:28:51,026 * THE ONE I'M WAITING FOR * 2211 01:28:51,059 --> 01:28:53,095 * LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT * 2212 01:28:53,128 --> 01:28:55,030 * DON'T HAVE TO SEARCH NO MORE * 2213 01:28:55,063 --> 01:28:56,499 * SEARCH NO MORE * 2214 01:28:56,532 --> 01:28:58,333 * JUST FEELS SO RIGHT * 2215 01:28:58,367 --> 01:29:00,569 * YOU'RE THE ONE I'VE WAITED FOR * 2216 01:29:00,603 --> 01:29:03,271 * THESE FEELINGS CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE * 2217 01:29:03,305 --> 01:29:06,208 * IN A WAY THAT I HAVE NEVER FELT * 2218 01:29:06,241 --> 01:29:09,311 * I NEED TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL * 2219 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,279 * SO THERE WILL BE NO REGRETS * 2220 01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:17,586 * THE ONLY WOMAN THAT I WANT TO SEE IN MY FUTURE IS YOU * 2221 01:29:17,620 --> 01:29:20,155 * 'CAUSE THIS LIFE THAT I'M LIVING * 2222 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:23,592 * WANT TO LIVE IT WITH YOU * 2223 01:29:23,626 --> 01:29:28,163 * LET'S GET LOST IN LOVE AND FIND EACH OTHER THERE * 2224 01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:30,699 * DON'T WASTE ANOTHER MOMENT * 2225 01:29:30,733 --> 01:29:34,102 * CAN'T YOU FEEL IT IN THE AIR? * 2226 01:29:34,136 --> 01:29:35,738 * LET'S BUILD A LOVE * 2227 01:29:35,771 --> 01:29:39,475 * THAT REACHES HIGHER THAN THE SUN * 2228 01:29:39,508 --> 01:29:42,277 * SO JUST TAKE MY HAND I'LL BE YOUR MAN * 2229 01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:45,180 * I KNOW THIS WILL GO FAR * 2230 01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:46,882 * LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT * 2231 01:29:46,915 --> 01:29:50,519 * DON'T HAVE TO SEARCH NO MORE * 2232 01:29:50,553 --> 01:29:52,821 * JUST FEELS SO RIGHT * 2233 01:29:52,855 --> 01:29:54,823 * YOU'RE THE ONE I'VE WAITED FOR * 2234 01:29:54,857 --> 01:29:56,792 * I DON'T WANT TO LOOK NO MORE * 2235 01:29:56,825 --> 01:29:58,494 * LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT * 2236 01:29:58,527 --> 01:30:01,163 * DON'T HAVE TO SEARCH NO MORE * 2237 01:30:01,196 --> 01:30:03,432 * JUST FEELS SO RIGHT * 2238 01:30:03,466 --> 01:30:06,168 * YOU'RE THE ONE I'VE WAITED FOR * 2239 01:30:06,201 --> 01:30:07,402 * DO YOU BELIEVE * 2240 01:30:07,436 --> 01:30:09,171 * LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT * 2241 01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:11,674 * LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT * 2242 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:15,110 [ CHRIS BOLTON'S "COME A LITTLE CLOSER" PLAYS ] 2243 01:30:51,514 --> 01:30:53,248 * I HEAR YOUR VOICE * 2244 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:54,583 * HEAR YOUR VOICE * 2245 01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:58,320 * WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES * 2246 01:30:58,353 --> 01:31:01,223 * CLOSE MY EYES * 2247 01:31:01,256 --> 01:31:06,495 * I CAN FEEL IT SO DEEP INSIDE * 2248 01:31:06,529 --> 01:31:09,898 * I CAN'T DENY * 2249 01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:10,833 * OOH * 2250 01:31:10,866 --> 01:31:15,203 * YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 2251 01:31:15,237 --> 01:31:16,705 * COME A LITTLE CLOSER * 2252 01:31:16,739 --> 01:31:19,542 * ON THE TRAIN, GET ON THE TRAIN * 2253 01:31:19,575 --> 01:31:23,311 * I NEED YOU HERE IN MY LIFE * 2254 01:31:23,345 --> 01:31:25,548 * COME A LITTLE CLOSER * 2255 01:31:25,581 --> 01:31:27,583 * COME A LITTLE CLOSER * 2256 01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:29,785 * GET ON THE TRAIN, GET ON THE TRAIN * 2257 01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:33,956 * I NEED YOU HERE IN MY LIFE * 2258 01:31:33,989 --> 01:31:37,192 * HEY, YEAH * 2259 01:31:37,225 --> 01:31:38,961 * YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY * 2260 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:40,563 * FAR AWAY * 2261 01:31:40,596 --> 01:31:43,398 * AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'LL BE SO LONG * 2262 01:31:43,431 --> 01:31:45,701 * TILL YOU'RE HERE * 2263 01:31:45,734 --> 01:31:48,470 * TILL YOU'RE HERE * 2264 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,838 * CAN'T FIND THE WORDS TO SAY * 2265 01:31:49,872 --> 01:31:51,674 * FIND THE WORDS TO SAY * 2266 01:31:51,707 --> 01:31:56,745 * HOW MUCH I WANT YOU BY MY SIDE RIGHT HERE * 2267 01:31:56,779 --> 01:31:59,882 * I WANT YOU CLOSE TO ME * 2268 01:31:59,915 --> 01:32:01,650 * COME A LITTLE CLOSER * 2269 01:32:01,684 --> 01:32:03,952 * GET ON THE TRAIN, GET ON THE TRAIN * 2270 01:32:03,986 --> 01:32:06,755 * I NEED YOU HERE IN MY LIFE *