1 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:18,103 You can't have her, she's mine! 2 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:24,693 (SCREAMS) 3 00:00:24,735 --> 00:00:27,863 (YELLING) 4 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,531 (GASPS) 5 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:34,453 (GASPS) 6 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:35,871 (PANTS) 7 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:40,625 ♪♪ 8 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:04,316 GUNN: (WHISTLING) 9 00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:07,444 Where are you? 10 00:01:10,864 --> 00:01:12,240 I'll find you. 11 00:01:14,451 --> 00:01:18,997 You've trespassed, I'll kill you. 12 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:33,261 (SCREAMING) 13 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,518 (BOTH CLAMOURING) 14 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:49,444 (SCREAMING) 15 00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:02,791 ♪♪ 16 00:02:06,253 --> 00:02:07,295 Villanelle! 17 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:12,634 Hey! 18 00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:17,722 Were you watching that? 19 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:22,269 What? Do you want me to say thank you? 20 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:28,233 EVE: Jesus, I know where they are. 21 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,402 Well, where they will be. 22 00:02:30,443 --> 00:02:32,112 We don't have much time. 23 00:02:32,154 --> 00:02:35,031 Konstantin said that you'd know how to decode this, 24 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:36,616 It's Helene's. 25 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:39,578 You steal phones from corpses now? 26 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:44,082 They don't know she's dead yet. They're having a meeting and this is our chance. 27 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:45,333 And this is why you're here? 28 00:02:49,087 --> 00:02:50,463 You know why I'm here. 29 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:53,925 You want this as much as I do. 30 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:02,475 ♪♪ 31 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:17,407 (TAP SQUEAKS OPEN) 32 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:27,750 What did you do to her? 33 00:03:30,545 --> 00:03:32,297 Why, are you looking for inspiration? 34 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:39,429 GUNN: (SCREAMING, DISTANT) Villanelle! 35 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:45,852 VILLANELLE: Amateur! 36 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:49,940 Oh, are you kidding me? 37 00:03:54,778 --> 00:03:56,196 GUNN: Villanelle! 38 00:03:56,238 --> 00:03:57,405 Jesus! (EXHALES) 39 00:03:58,949 --> 00:04:01,451 GUNN: Villanelle! 40 00:04:02,577 --> 00:04:04,621 Oh, God! She's coming. 41 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:10,919 Jesus! Oh come on, come on. 42 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:12,963 (GRUNTS) Jesus! 43 00:04:15,006 --> 00:04:17,092 GUNN: I will kill you bitches! 44 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,101 Villanelle! 45 00:04:33,942 --> 00:04:35,902 Villanelle! 46 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:38,905 (SIGHS) 47 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:40,782 ♪♪ 48 00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:54,796 EVE: No signal. 49 00:04:57,799 --> 00:05:00,427 Well, maybe we can tether it? Is your phone working? 50 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,472 Are you gonna help? 51 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,813 You just don't get it, do you? 52 00:05:11,855 --> 00:05:14,441 You don't want to say it, fine. I don't care. But I can. 53 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:16,568 I need you, Villanelle. 54 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:21,031 I came all this way to be with you 55 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:22,741 and in the middle of... 56 00:05:23,575 --> 00:05:24,743 I'm like nowhere. 57 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:28,580 You're angry? I'm angry. 58 00:05:29,873 --> 00:05:32,584 You're hurt, I'm hurt. 59 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,295 That is life and we are running out of time. 60 00:05:35,337 --> 00:05:38,340 So you need to stop pouting and being like a suck face and get on with it! 61 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:41,384 No, stop! 62 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:44,304 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Stop it. Stop... stop it! 63 00:05:44,346 --> 00:05:45,262 Are you kidding me? 64 00:05:45,263 --> 00:05:46,263 Hey! 65 00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:49,559 Are you two okay? 66 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:52,020 All good thanks. (PANTING) 67 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,902 ♪♪ 68 00:06:25,595 --> 00:06:28,056 Your accent is terrible. You sound like a drunk bat. 69 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:31,559 Come on then. Quick march. 70 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:33,561 ♪♪ 71 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:52,831 - Oh! - Ah! 72 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:55,083 Mary Poppins! 73 00:06:55,125 --> 00:07:00,463 Oh, the storms round here come on in no time. 74 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:03,967 We couldn't leave you out there in the elements. 75 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:07,220 - Could we, baba? - Oh, that's right, honey. 76 00:07:07,262 --> 00:07:10,515 (CHUCKLES) Oh it'll probably blow over by morning. 77 00:07:10,557 --> 00:07:13,351 Until then, I guess we just get to know each other. 78 00:07:13,393 --> 00:07:16,312 - Yeah. - MAGGIE: Chat. 79 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:18,356 - It might be fun! (CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES) 80 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:21,317 ♪♪ 81 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:38,001 - So, how did you guys meet? - Hmm. 82 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:43,173 Oh she stalked me, drove my husband away, 83 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:45,216 - left me with nothing. - She stalked me. 84 00:07:45,258 --> 00:07:47,051 She put me in prison, she tongued my boss. 85 00:07:50,889 --> 00:07:51,890 Oh no. 86 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:55,727 - I'm so gullible. - (LAUGHS) 87 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:00,523 Oh, how about you two? 88 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,819 Well, erm... (CLEARS THROAT) 89 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:07,071 I'm gonna... oh, I'll tell her. 90 00:08:09,574 --> 00:08:13,870 Mag... sorry. Maggie gave me a kidney. 91 00:08:13,912 --> 00:08:16,122 MAGGIE: I was in hospital visiting a friend 92 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:19,125 and Donnie was in the next bed on dialysis. 93 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:22,003 thought he's cute. 94 00:08:22,045 --> 00:08:24,797 I thought she looked like she had a kidney spare, I'm kidding. 95 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:27,509 MAGGIE: And then, six months later... 96 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,010 - Should we? - Yeah. 97 00:08:32,347 --> 00:08:33,973 - Ta-da! - Look at that. 98 00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:37,769 Kidney twins. 99 00:08:40,146 --> 00:08:41,981 Aww... 100 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:44,234 DONNIE: We are bound together, forever. 101 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:45,610 - That's true, baby. - Oh, my baba... 102 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,073 (GIGGLING) 103 00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:58,539 (CUPS CLATTERING) 104 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:06,714 This place used to be owned by an Austrian woman 105 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:10,218 who came here as a child on the Kindertransport. 106 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:13,012 When she died, she gifted the whole house and everything in it 107 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:15,557 to the British government as a way of saying thank you. 108 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,958 I'm sure she'd be thrilled with you manhandling her crockery. 109 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,488 Do you want to know why I got into this job? 110 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:32,407 Would a "no" deter you? 111 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,867 I believe in what we do. 112 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:36,709 And I know it might surprise you to hear this, 113 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:39,330 but I take pride in protecting our country. 114 00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:44,627 Well, the good bits anyway, not so much the eggy bits. 115 00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:48,965 And I do the unsavoury things that we all have to do 116 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:51,968 because I believe that they are necessary for the greater good. 117 00:09:52,719 --> 00:09:53,970 But you... 118 00:09:57,390 --> 00:10:01,394 I think you love the unsavoury. You get off on the lying 119 00:10:01,436 --> 00:10:05,481 and the sneaking around and the little nod to somebody on a Monday morning 120 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,403 that gets somebody a thousand miles away killed. 121 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,071 Aren't you even a tiny bit ashamed of yourself? 122 00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:19,245 Unplug the listening devices. 123 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:28,880 (UNPLUGS DEVICE) 124 00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:40,767 All of them. 125 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,310 That's the lot. 126 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:49,734 Your nice new girlfriend from the Home Counties: Melanie... 127 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,826 is actually a Russian agent from Vladivostok. 128 00:10:58,868 --> 00:11:01,329 - Bollocks. - Oh I've seen a lot of those too, I really have. 129 00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:04,123 You hit her with a deluge of penis portraits. 130 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:07,251 She did move in with you bizarrely quickly, don't you think? 131 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:10,672 Or maybe, someone with your vanity wouldn't notice that. 132 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:14,926 She's probably there now, all alone, free to ransack through your sordid little bits. 133 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:21,429 - Would you bring in my bags before you... - (DOOR SHUTS) 134 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:33,361 (INCOHERENT SINGING) 135 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:36,131 - Okay. Are you ready? - Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm scared, I'm sacred. 136 00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:37,699 It's gonna be fine, relax, relax. 137 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,033 All right, all right, just do it 138 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:42,203 MAGGIE: The moon. 139 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:44,622 I love this card, that's a really mysterious card. 140 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:48,000 Listen how to trust your intuition, baba. 141 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:51,045 - I think I might kill them. - I think I'm gonna help you. 142 00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:58,302 MAGGIE: Do you guys want me to read your tarot? 143 00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:00,680 You totally should. It's like she can see into your soul. 144 00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:05,142 Okay. 145 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,520 Perfect. 146 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:20,283 So I'll do a simple three card reading. 147 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:24,120 The first card represents the past, the second the present 148 00:12:24,162 --> 00:12:26,706 and third the future. 149 00:12:26,748 --> 00:12:27,832 I'm complicated. 150 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,251 Okay. 151 00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:37,258 The Tower. That speaks of chaos and destruction in your past. 152 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,676 Can you think of why that might be? 153 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:40,635 (LAUGHS, SNORTS) 154 00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:44,891 Let's have a look at your present 155 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:50,772 Mm. The Lovers. 156 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:54,192 Normally, it would denote unity, but the card is upside down 157 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,444 so it speaks of the opposite. 158 00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:58,696 Is there any unresolved conflict in your partnership? 159 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,533 Do my future. 160 00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,373 The Sun. 161 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,751 The Sun? 162 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:14,420 That's one of the best cards you can get. 163 00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:18,257 The Sun is magnificent and holy. 164 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:21,469 Whatever path you walk down, you'll be blessed with a celestial light. 165 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,516 MAGGIE: The Sun is life. 166 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,351 EVE: Okay, you know what, do my future. 167 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,936 - Don't shove the Sun, Eve. - Let's go. 168 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,562 I can do you a three card reading too... 169 00:13:31,604 --> 00:13:33,804 I don't want that. I just want the future. The last one. 170 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:39,611 Okay. 171 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,625 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 172 00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,652 (DOOR OPENING) 173 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,620 Okay. What do you want? 174 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,329 24 hours. 175 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,125 And a taxi to Hampstead. 176 00:14:38,796 --> 00:14:40,381 (DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 177 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,766 They're just cards, Eve. 178 00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:52,602 - There's no such thing as fate. - Really? 179 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:54,729 What's this then? 180 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:59,567 - You're a lot today. - I'm a lot every day. 181 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:02,445 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 182 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:08,743 One of her organs is inside of him and they still can't piss in front of each other. 183 00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:12,567 I wouldn't take it too seriously. 184 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:20,004 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 185 00:15:22,006 --> 00:15:25,092 Hey, are you two okay sharing a sleeping bag? 186 00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:26,385 (LAUGHS) 187 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:14,891 What are you doing? 188 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,716 ♪♪ 189 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,529 ♪♪ 190 00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:16,454 Shall we steal their stupid camper van? 191 00:17:19,707 --> 00:17:21,042 Yes. 192 00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:26,338 ♪♪ 193 00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:45,357 Oh, OK, so the nearest truck stop isn't that far. 194 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,901 Maybe they'll have a phone charger. 195 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,527 I can't believe Helene's phone dies now. 196 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,176 What do they even have at truck stops? 197 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,740 Trucks. 198 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:56,701 (CHUCKLES) 199 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,246 (SIGHS) 200 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:06,336 Oh. 201 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:10,632 (GASPS) 202 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,558 (MIMICKING MAGGIE) Feed me one will you, honey? 203 00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:18,700 (MIMICKING DONNIE) Sure thing, bubba. 204 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,101 (BOTH LAUGHING) 205 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,234 Ugh. 206 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,819 Oh, did you get the coffee one? 207 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,696 - Yeah. - EVE: Mmm. Karma. 208 00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,285 Ugh. 209 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,607 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO) 210 00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:46,668 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 211 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:56,679 (SONG PLAYING) ♪ But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now 212 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,223 ♪ And I can put you back down too 213 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:05,187 ♪ Don't, don't you want me? 214 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,148 ♪ You know I can't believe it 215 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,775 ♪ When I hear that you won't see me 216 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:13,737 ♪ Don't, don't you want me? 217 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,781 ♪ You know I don't believe you 218 00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:18,450 ♪ When you say that you don't need me 219 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,494 ♪ It's much too late to find 220 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,496 ♪ When you think you've changed your mind 221 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:26,917 ♪ You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry 222 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:31,297 ♪ Don't you want me, baby? 223 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:35,301 ♪ Don't you want me? Oh! 224 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,303 ♪ Don't you want me... ♪ 225 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,642 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 226 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,689 EVE: Oh, my God, they do curly fries. 227 00:19:55,446 --> 00:19:56,446 (MOUTHING) Curly fries? 228 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:58,448 (MOUTHING) What? 229 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,245 Can I use this? 230 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,921 (WHISPERING) Yes. 231 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,505 Yes. 232 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,492 This had better be good. 233 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:44,703 I have 22 hours and I would like to take The Twelve down before supper time. 234 00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:48,499 Konstantin's dead. 235 00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:51,251 I killed him. 236 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,924 With a pizza cutter. 237 00:20:56,966 --> 00:20:59,468 Is that it? 238 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,270 He wanted me to tell you he always loved you. 239 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,557 And to give you this. 240 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,365 (SIGHS) 241 00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:35,254 You could've posted it. 242 00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:38,549 I just thought... Maybe... 243 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,802 (CLEARS THROAT) 244 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,053 Well, now you've told me. 245 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,394 Wait. 246 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,439 ♪♪ 247 00:22:00,738 --> 00:22:01,738 You're a psychopath. 248 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:04,742 I like mustard. 249 00:22:04,743 --> 00:22:05,743 It's messed up. 250 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:11,498 I'm the psychopath? Please... 251 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,043 What? 252 00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:22,217 Go for it. 253 00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,094 (MOBILE CHIMING) 254 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,180 VILLANELLE: Okay. We have the address. 255 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,495 The Barn Swallow? Are you sure this is the right location? 256 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,313 It's what the postcard said. 257 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:41,195 EVE: That's the pub by MI6, the cheeky tossers. 258 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:44,865 One time, me and Bill were in there, 259 00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:47,284 and saw a man vomit into his pint glass and then drink it. 260 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,660 Bill. 261 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,167 You murdered him, on a dance floor in Berlin. 262 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,209 Of course. 263 00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,380 I remember Bill. 264 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,759 So do I. 265 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,803 ♪♪ 266 00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:14,395 What's your name? 267 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,772 Pam. 268 00:23:16,814 --> 00:23:19,441 CAROLYN: Pam, I've made two discoveries in the last year. 269 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,528 Firstly, that I look exceptional in linen. 270 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,698 Really. Truly unbeatable. 271 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,786 And secondly, that emotions or 272 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:36,125 feelings as people apparently like to call them nowadays, 273 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,419 are at best an inconvenience 274 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:42,464 and at worst a total scourge on one's freedoms. 275 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:45,300 Guilt and shame especially. Don't let them take hold. 276 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,338 This reminds me of my daughter. 277 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:57,062 - So tranquil and serene. - Is she? 278 00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:59,606 Oh, alive well, just supremely irritating. 279 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,945 ♪♪ 280 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:51,116 CAROLYN: Don't open your mouth. Just seen a dead fox. 281 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:12,179 (SPLATTERING) 282 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:13,221 (SIGHS) 283 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:17,351 (BOTH LAUGHING) 284 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:07,234 ♪♪ 285 00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:45,105 (EVE CHUCKLES) 286 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,811 (EVE LAUGHING) 287 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,712 Upstairs rooms are all empty. 288 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,589 Cellar just had a guy in there 289 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:54,071 eating pickles straight from the jar. 290 00:27:55,384 --> 00:27:56,384 How wretched. 291 00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:01,389 Shall we go? 292 00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:06,186 ♪♪ 293 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:13,109 Carolyn. 294 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,447 How are you? 295 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:19,783 - I miss Havana. - Me too. 296 00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:23,078 The music, the dancing. (CHUCKLES) 297 00:28:24,955 --> 00:28:26,456 The inebriated nudity. 298 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,419 - Could you two give us a moment? - Mmm. 299 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:46,226 Whatever muck you intend to sling, please spare me. 300 00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:48,437 Actually, I wanted to thank you. 301 00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:51,690 How disconcerting. 302 00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:53,984 If you hadn't spotted me in that meeting 303 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:57,612 the morning after Bill's karaoke party, 304 00:28:57,654 --> 00:29:00,949 I wouldn't even be here. I'd still be warming my tea in the microwave. 305 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:08,623 One of the great unspoken truths of life, Eve, 306 00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:11,668 is that people behave exactly as you expect them to. 307 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,462 Take you, for example. 308 00:29:13,503 --> 00:29:16,298 You're about to embark on some mad endgame 309 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,633 when in fact you know, deep down, you're just a woman 310 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:21,052 who likes an inappropriately timed croissant, 311 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,847 on a hungover Sunday morning. 312 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:27,100 And you are going to race me to it even though you know, deep down, 313 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:30,312 you don't have an excuse anymore. 314 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,272 You knew who killed Kenny, 315 00:29:32,314 --> 00:29:35,066 you just pretended not so you could keep playing the game. 316 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,820 I was going to do that, yes. 317 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,993 But now I'm going to behave exactly as you'd expect me to, 318 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:50,165 and do something different. 319 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:56,952 PAM: I'm sorry about Konstantin. 320 00:29:58,548 --> 00:29:59,633 He's dead? 321 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,265 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 322 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:16,399 (MOBILE CHIMES) 323 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:32,165 CAROLYN: Finally, the head honchos of The Twelve in one room. 324 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,502 You can have this one, Eve. 325 00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:37,545 With my blessing. 326 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:41,049 It's always been mine. 327 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:45,928 Pamela. 328 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,313 Change of plan, we're going for a walk. 329 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:57,941 They changed location. 330 00:30:57,983 --> 00:31:00,527 I owe you a dare. 331 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:01,569 (CHUCKLES) 332 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,660 (CHUCKLES) 333 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,252 ♪♪ 334 00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:21,590 - What's happening? - EVE: This can't be right. 335 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:24,675 I mean, it looks like a wedding. 336 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:25,676 Let me see. 337 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,022 Smart. 338 00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:39,648 They're here. 339 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,654 EVE: We've got to get on before it leaves. 340 00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:49,451 I don't know why it's so popular. 341 00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,661 It's as if ice had only just been invented. 342 00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:56,813 Did you want to go up the London Eye? 343 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:03,548 My information is no use 300 feet in the air, 344 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,550 in a pod of other people's flatulence. 345 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:10,931 PAM: I see. 346 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,057 Feeling homesick? 347 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,728 CAROLYN: Surprisingly, yes. 348 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:19,272 But you don't go back to MI6 empty handed. 349 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:22,817 What's the plan? 350 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:28,073 Whatever Eve and Villanelle are gonna do, it's happening. 351 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:35,163 Perhaps that's what I wanted. 352 00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:38,416 You can't win the game unless the game is on, can you? 353 00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:41,670 Who are you loyal to? 354 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:47,300 Even loyalty is a dubious virtue. 355 00:32:51,429 --> 00:32:53,682 Except when it's to me. 356 00:32:53,723 --> 00:32:55,266 Now, let's not pussyfoot around. 357 00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:57,644 Do you want the job? 358 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,274 No. 359 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:13,910 Thanks for the coffee. 360 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:17,580 ♪♪ 361 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,897 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 362 00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:44,399 - WOMAN 1: Hi there. - WOMAN 2: Hi. 363 00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:45,793 How do we know who the The Twelve is? 364 00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,444 We may just have to kill them all. 365 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:48,987 MAN: The boat's about to leave. 366 00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:51,948 WOMAN: That's everyone, she's not here yet. Wait. 367 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:52,990 Are you Natsuko? 368 00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:57,037 Yes. 369 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,247 - Natsuko, thank God. - Yes. 370 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:01,332 - We've been calling you for ages. - Oh. 371 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:03,728 I thought I was going to have to officiate my own wedding for a moment there. 372 00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:05,295 We're starting now. Come on. Great. 373 00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:10,674 Oh! 374 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:16,014 Distract them. 375 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:35,825 ♪♪ 376 00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:42,373 You look wonderful. Just through here. 377 00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:37,636 (CANNISTER HISSING) 378 00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:42,642 You are a handsome man. 379 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:51,234 You are also a handsome man. 380 00:35:52,485 --> 00:35:53,485 Together, 381 00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:56,613 you are, 382 00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:01,536 two handsome men, 383 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:06,708 but also so much more than that. 384 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:15,884 Relationships... 385 00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:21,890 are a lot of work, they require effort, 386 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,227 and you will have tough times, 387 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:29,147 sometimes you will feel like you're losing your way, 388 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,816 and sometimes you'll feel like your losing each other 389 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:35,111 but beauty in your relationship, 390 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:38,031 will be found in the ways you reunite. 391 00:36:39,115 --> 00:36:41,159 Have you ever heard of Kintsugi? 392 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:46,206 Kintsugi is the Japanese art form of gluing... 393 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,766 - Stay with me here. It's... - (AUDIENCE CHUCKLES) 394 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:51,461 It's a way of gluing broken pots back together with gold. 395 00:36:51,502 --> 00:36:54,923 It actually strengthens the pot, 396 00:36:54,964 --> 00:37:00,637 It's a way of bonding, to create something new, 397 00:37:00,678 --> 00:37:01,930 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 398 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,350 something completely your own. 399 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:06,851 (DOOR SLAMS) 400 00:37:08,186 --> 00:37:11,314 You may now kiss the groom. 401 00:37:11,356 --> 00:37:13,650 (ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 402 00:37:45,223 --> 00:37:46,599 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 403 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:47,684 (EXHALES) 404 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,354 Hello, losers. 405 00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:54,357 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 406 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,492 ♪ Yeah, yeah 407 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:11,124 ♪ It's like candy 408 00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:13,793 ♪ I can feel it when you walk 409 00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:17,880 ♪ Even when you talk it takes over me 410 00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,757 ♪ You're so dandy 411 00:38:21,092 --> 00:38:22,552 ♪ I wanna know 412 00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:27,098 ♪ Can you feel it too just like I do 413 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,225 ♪ Hoo! 414 00:38:29,267 --> 00:38:32,228 ♪ This stuff is starting now 415 00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:37,233 ♪ It's the same feeling I always seem to get about you 416 00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:42,697 ♪ There's no mistaking I'm clearly taken 417 00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:46,576 ♪ By the simple mere thought of you 418 00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:47,660 ♪ Oh! 419 00:38:56,544 --> 00:39:01,215 ♪ This stuff is starting now 420 00:39:01,299 --> 00:39:04,927 ♪ This stuff is starting now Hoo! 421 00:39:04,969 --> 00:39:07,638 ♪ My eyes roll in my head 422 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,932 ♪ I toss and turn in my bed... ♪ 423 00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:11,684 (SONG CONTINUES, MUFFLED) 424 00:40:03,653 --> 00:40:04,862 I did it, Eve. 425 00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:12,078 EVE: Don't you mean, "We did it"? 426 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,621 VILLANELLE: Yeah, but mostly me. 427 00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:18,000 (EVE CHUCKLES) 428 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,630 ♪♪ 429 00:40:31,347 --> 00:40:32,347 (VILLANELLE GROANS) 430 00:40:45,403 --> 00:40:47,243 - VILLANELLE: Jump, Eve! - EVE: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 431 00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:54,078 (SOMBRE SONG PLAYING) 432 00:41:07,341 --> 00:41:09,135 (GUNSHOT) 433 00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:18,561 ♪♪ 434 00:42:24,252 --> 00:42:25,878 Jolly good.