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Previously...

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And it will be a great day for that.

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Sunny skies all Monday.

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I think we can
Thank him for that.

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Or there.

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I was talking about God.

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Me too.

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So God is a woman?

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It's not that serious.

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It's very serious.

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We should remove you from the program

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for a moment,

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so that people calm down.

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Don't take me off the air.

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I can fix that. I'm going to apologize.

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You know what?

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I can't do this.

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If that's what it takes

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so that I keep this job, then

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I resign.

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Hello everyone,
it's Fred Fagenbacher

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from Fagenbacher Auto,
where we believe in 3 things:

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God, Texas and quality tires.

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It's been over 30 years

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that we watch over
you and we pray for you,

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and with our fleet

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tow trucks, if you break down,

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we can help you 24/7.

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We have great prices
on brakes and tires.

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So come to Fagenbacher Auto,

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where what we put
above our customers is

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the Lord Himself.

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“Himself”? Really ?

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We don't know if this is a dig at you.

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I do, but have your
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Forget Fagenbacher, he's an idiot.

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You're not on TV anymore
for weeks.

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I bet the
people have already forgotten you.

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I know you want
do well, but shut up.

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It's wrong, a lot of people

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still talking about what you said.

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Yes, the other day,

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our postman mentioned it.

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What did he say?

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It's not important.

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What did he say?

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He wanted to know if you were...

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Always in league with Satan.

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I'm going to bed.

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Send my regards to the devil.

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Translated by actumaxime
For MY-SUBS

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I saw your ad, Fred.

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Did you like it?

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It was expensive,

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but business is going well.

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Praise God.

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Stop for a bit.

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In a bad mood?

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Did your Lady God shun you?

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That's a woman's type, isn't it?

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Stop this ad and
leave Mandy alone.

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It's not my fault your wife messed up.

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But it's funny,

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in high school, his mother used to

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put his foot in my mouth.

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- Stop!
- What did he say?

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Tell him.

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You're not a good guy.

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Well sent.

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Anyway, the
business will pick up.

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Obviously.

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You must have had moments
difficult, what have you done?

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I sold you the store.

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You came home early.

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There wasn't much to do.

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Really ? Georgie has
said you were busy.

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Yes, Georgie lied.

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For what ?

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He didn't want you to be hurt.

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About what?

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About saying God is a woman

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and ruin their business.

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But once again,
don't feel bad.

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It's crazy.

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People don't buy anymore
tires because of me?

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When you were a teenager,

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how many girls have you stopped seeing

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because of what they said?

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It wasn't always
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Sometimes it was what they wore.

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You should know that your
husband is a good guy.

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If you love him so much,
why not marry him?

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He didn't get me pregnant.

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I'm online.

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What are you doing ?

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I'm on a forum
where we buy and sell

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second-hand instruments.

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People buy stuff online?

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Why would anyone want to do that?

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It's incredible.

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I found an old synth in Houston.

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You're going to go all this way

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and give money
to a stranger on the Internet?

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It's safe, mom.

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I don't know.

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I saw this type
history in Dateline,

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where the only thing
sold, it was his kidney.

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Everything will be fine.

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What do you know about this person?

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Do you know his name?

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Obviously.

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Cobra3837.

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You're not going there alone.

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You're overreacting.

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- What's the matter?
- You will accompany Connor

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meet his virtual friend, Cobra,

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to see if they
don't steal his kidney.

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I need you to sign these documents.

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Did you hear anyone

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say bad things about me in town?

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No. People love you.

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I thought so too.

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But at the cafe, this woman scolded me

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for how I
treated Mandy on TV.

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Really ?

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She said that

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I was being condescending and sexist.

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Me. I love women.

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My mother is my best friend.

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I liked it when
Sheldon said that about me.

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Now I'm not sure anymore.

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It's not the first time.

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There were others.
Many others.

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Your loved ones know
that this is not true.

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My wife is one of them.

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If you want to show people how much

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you support women,
why don't you leave me

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preach the sermon this Sunday?

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I know you want
relax the atmosphere,

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but now is not the time.

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What should I do?

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Maybe you should call Mandy.

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Tell him you're sorry.

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Invite her to church.

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When people see
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all this will calm down.

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Say I'm sorry?

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I just said God
is not a woman.

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You treated her too
ignorant on TV.

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I could be lenient...

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Well done.

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Maybe I was a little harsh.

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Sometimes I forget

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how much we
alpha males, let's hit.

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Alpha male.

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The pack leader.

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The boss.

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That's it.

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- The boss.
- Got it.

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You should have told me.

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I didn't want you to feel bad.

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For putting you out of work?

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We are not unemployed.

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And if these customers have
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I don't want them.

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THANKS.

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Support my wife
matters more than managing

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a prosperous business,

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or food or
baby's shoes.

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Thanks again.

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At least we live without
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so we can just get old

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and die right here.

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My God.

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When you think about it,

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your parents will leave before us.

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Then the whole place will be ours.

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We'll stay in this room.

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I don't want to make love

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in the beds of dead people.

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Cobra looked nice.

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For a guy with a keyboard,
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What's special about this thing?

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You know The Grand
Frank Zappa's Wazoo?

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I don't even know if you're making this up.

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It's the same
synthesizer they played.

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It has a very unique sound.

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I can't wait to hear it.

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It could take
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We came all this way

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to buy something that doesn't work?

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You bought a broken down Mustang.

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It's different.

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These cars are a
placement. And they're cool.

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The Big Wazoo, Dad.

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How much money do you have
wasted in there?

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400 balls.

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400 balls?

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How did you get 400 balls?

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My pocket money.

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The one from when you were nine?

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No, today.

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Wait.

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Does your mother still give you money?

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Not always. I have to do my chores.

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How much does she give you?

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Enough for gas, food

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and the occasional $400 synthesizer.

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Which doesn't work.

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Alas, no.

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Do you have a minute?

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Of course. Between.

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I prayed a lot
for you these days.

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That's nice.

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Unless you asked
for God to strike me.

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No, God is one
lover, not a hitter.

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- It should be on a T-shirt.
- Yeah.

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Anyway, I'm glad you're here.

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I was hoping we could explain.

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Me too, that's why I apologize.

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Really ?

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Yes, I wouldn't have
had to leave the interview.

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It was rude and little
professional, and...

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I'm sorry.

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For the way you treated me?

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I appreciate it.

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I would like to say...

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That I accept your apology.

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- THANKS.
- I wouldn't be a good one

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pastor if I didn't forgive people

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when they offend me.

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If it's not too much to ask,

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tell people that they
don't have to stay away

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of Georgia affairs.

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I'm going to do better than that.

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How about you, Georgie and CeeCee

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come to church this Sunday?

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You could even
to be next to my wife.

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Really ?

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Yes, it will send a message.

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Mandy, I didn't know you were here.

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I'm just

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spent chatting with Pastor Jeff.

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We're done. Nice to see you.

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I am delighted to see you reconciled.

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People were mean to him.

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Bad about what?

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Never mind. I have tough skin.

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About your dismissal and how he treated you.

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Really ?

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Some may have
said something.

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Including your wife.

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So people are
angry with you,

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and you left me there
to beg your forgiveness?

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You said you were going to apologize.

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I wanted it, but
then she did it,

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and I didn't want
everything revolves around me.

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So my family coming to church

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serves to make you seem likeable?

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Let's not make one
personal matter.

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It's not the name of
that crazy weather girl?

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I suppose so. I don't know...

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No connection.

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McAllister sold us the place.

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I intend to change that.

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I like Tires “R” Us.

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Like Toys “R” Us,

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but for the tires.

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You were looking for a game

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24 inch radial tires?

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You won't believe this
that Pastor Jeff dared.

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Excuse me, madam,

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we will be with you in a moment.

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00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,794
I'm not talking to you, but to my husband.

275
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,506
Fagenbacher is at a
kilometer on the road,

276
00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:04,997
across from the Dairy Queen.

277
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,601
Say hello for me.

278
00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:12,965
Why do you hate us?

279
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,407
- What's going on?
- I went to beg

280
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,043
Pastor Jeff to apologize.

281
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,978
- Great.
- Not great.

282
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,480
In fact, it is he who
should beg me.

283
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,282
- For what ?
- People blame him

284
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,952
for my dismissal. Even
his wife is angry with him.

285
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,954
What you are saying is
that we have an advantage.

286
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,689
What I'm saying is
that he must apologize.

287
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,400
You want an apology,

288
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:35,194
I want customers,
he wants to see you united.

289
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,364
It's a negotiation in business.

290
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:42,235
This is what everyone
calls for negotiation.

291
00:11:42,237 --> 00:11:43,267
She doesn't know that.

292
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:47,406
Yes, I know it.

293
00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:51,370
- How did it go?
- Great.

294
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,588
The instrument is broken,
Cobra has seven fingers,

295
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:56,414
and you give money
pocket to Connor?

296
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,251
Seven fingers?

297
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,753
What is this?

298
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,180
He needs money.

299
00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:03,722
He could find a job.

300
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,758
He works hard on his music.

301
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,326
I like to think that’s his job.

302
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,295
I like to think I have hair.

303
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,729
That doesn't make it true.

304
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,065
It is not made for
ordinary work.

305
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,231
He's an artist.

306
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,136
It's a modeling clay.

307
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,238
I won't stop
to support our son.

308
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,573
I draw the line.
No more pocket money.

309
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,575
Sorry,

310
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,478
you “draw the line”?

311
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,999
Yes, I'm putting my foot down.

312
00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:30,269
I hope it's not

313
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,684
on the line you drew.

314
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,886
I'm serious.

315
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,889
Look at my face.
Do you think I'm joking?

316
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,300
You want to play this, fine.

317
00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:43,732
No sex for you tonight.

318
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,067
I'm glad we're reunited

319
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,103
in the spirit of Christian forgiveness

320
00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:51,637
to resolve our differences.

321
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:55,007
I've already apologized. It's his.

322
00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:57,010
You're right. I'm sorry.

323
00:12:57,012 --> 00:12:59,245
And is it to have me
processed on air

324
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,547
or to use me to look better?

325
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,322
Like you're not trying to use me

326
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,205
to forget your little episode?

327
00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:07,619
Let's remember
why we are here:

328
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,655
To use each other.

329
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,158
And Christian forgiveness.

330
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,927
Sure, whatever.

331
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,462
We all need something

332
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,371
and we will all have to
make the effort for that.

333
00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,498
What do you mean?

334
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,500
Pastor Jeff would like us to

335
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,935
come back to church
for people to see

336
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,303
that he and Mandy reconciled.

337
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,930
And for my wife to see it.

338
00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,432
I can't sleep on the couch anymore.

339
00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:30,276
My back is in pain.

340
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,643
What do I get in return?

341
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,313
The goodness of Christ's love.

342
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,616
This is what we call
an opening offer.

343
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,485
I think what we were looking for

344
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,320
is something more concrete.

345
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,680
Like what ?

346
00:13:42,682 --> 00:13:44,423
Like encouraging the congregation

347
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,524
to return to the store.

348
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,926
I can do that.

349
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,078
And I want a contract

350
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,929
to repair the tires
church vans.

351
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,365
If Pastor Jeff does this,

352
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,835
then you owe us
three Sundays per month.

353
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,470
Two.

354
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,713
GOOD. But when CeeCee grows up,

355
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,840
Sunday school.

356
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,660
Sunday school.

357
00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:05,411
Your mother won't like this.

358
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,080
Totally.

359
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,549
We can make this work.

360
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,850
But I want my job back.

361
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,785
I can't get your job back.

362
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,221
- You can try.
- How ?

363
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,889
Set the congregation against them,

364
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,058
write letters, threaten them

365
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,159
of the wrath of God.

366
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,100
I'm not a miracle worker.

367
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,731
But I know one.

368
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,999
I'll see what I can do.

369
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,634
Do we have an agreement?

370
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,489
Two Sundays, first row,

371
00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:33,805
sitting next to my wife
and tell him it's okay.

372
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,083
See you at church.

373
00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:36,442
And you better be awake.

374
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:40,346
Too late, the deal is done.

375
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,755
It's what ?

376
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,791
It's a new TV.

377
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:54,626
It completes the piece,
don't you think?

378
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,662
It's an abomination.

379
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,666
The sofa should be moved back a little.

380
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,168
So you went out

381
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:05,004
and you bought one
TV without telling me?

382
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,320
You do what you
want with our money.

383
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,339
I thought I could do the same.

384
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,442
This thing will not stay in my house.

385
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,945
Sorry,

386
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,414
do you put your foot down?

387
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,848
Really ?

388
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,418
You want to start
a spending war?

389
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:23,055
Because I always wanted a horse.

390
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,391
Great, we can do
walks together.

391
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,726
You on your horse and me on my Harley.

392
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,461
You won't have a motorbike.

393
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,529
You won't have a horse.

394
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,306
This thing goes back to the store.

395
00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:34,900
Go ahead. Lift with your legs.

396
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,016
Hello, everyone,

397
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,476
it's Fred Fagenbacher from

398
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,562
Fagenbacher Auto,
where we believe in 3 things...

399
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,431
It looks good on a big screen.

400
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:46,712
Look at all that hair.

401
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:51,828
I'll bring her back.

402
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:55,087
Hello Georgie, Mandy and CeeCee,

403
00:15:55,088 --> 00:16:01,088
who are delighted to be here.

404
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,629
And remember,

405
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,998
if anyone needs tires,

406
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,434
McAllister Auto is the place to go.

407
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,871
Say “Jesus loves you”
for 10% off.

408
00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:14,138
And let's keep Mandy in our prayers

409
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,633
while she searches
a job. Let's tilt

410
00:16:16,635 --> 00:16:18,848
our heads.

411
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:20,612
Our Father in heaven...

412
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,614
Prayers?

413
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,692
He's got us in church, you got your stuff

414
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:26,418
and I get stupid prayers?

415
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:30,156
Don't judge, Bon Jovi
has been living with it for years.

416
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,630
I wanted pitchforks and torches,

417
00:16:32,632 --> 00:16:34,093
I wanted them to go away
take the chain

418
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,427
how they attacked me.

419
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,297
You wanted to help
store and you did it.

420
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,965
It must feel good, right?

421
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,796
Yeah, I'm going to heaven. Great.

422
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,081
You don't believe in that,

423
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,105
but I prayed for
a sexy woman. I have.

424
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,140
I prayed for a healthy daughter. I have.

425
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,110
All that's missing is a nacho machine.

426
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,778
like in the cinema.

427
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,012
We'll never have that.

428
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:59,985
Sorry, but that's between God and me.

429
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,764
Your father and I talked

430
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:05,723
and we'll give you your pocket money.

431
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,726
- Great.
- There are conditions.

432
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,004
We plan to do

433
00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:10,862
music your work

434
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,699
and money is your payment,

435
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,800
but you have to work
on it every day.

436
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,737
No, thank you.

437
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,239
Pardon ?

438
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,440
Not interested.

439
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,774
We give you money

440
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,276
to pursue your dream.

441
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,212
No, you turn it into work.

442
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:27,713
What you get paid for.

443
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,749
I don't make music for money.

444
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,918
I do it when I'm inspired,

445
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,687
when I have something
important thing to say.

446
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:39,057
You wrote a song
on a frog.

447
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:43,312
I couldn't have
do if it was a job.

448
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:44,612
- Amazing.
- No.

449
00:17:44,614 --> 00:17:47,129
If that's what you
feel, we respect it.

450
00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:48,400
We don't respect him.

451
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,150
No more pocket money.

452
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:54,506
I'm serious. End of discussion.

453
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,782
I don't want
problems between you two.

454
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,844
Maybe I should get a job.

455
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:04,845
And let him win? Don't even dare!

456
00:18:06,007 --> 00:18:09,920
Thank you so much.

457
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,257
You're not going to believe this.

458
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,859
It was Channel 9.
They just offered me a job.

459
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,761
They don't care about
stuff you said?

460
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,296
No, they like it.

461
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,465
They think that the
debate will help the audience.

462
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,000
It's incredible.

463
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,770
But you won't say
other madness, eh?

464
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,772
Who knows? I am a free electron,

465
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,176
that's what they like about me.

466
00:18:29,178 --> 00:18:32,978
Looks like the prayer worked.

467
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,713
That's not what happened.

468
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,947
Nothing was happening,

469
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,057
we all prayed for
you, the phone rings.

470
00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:40,386
I applied weeks ago.

471
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,888
And they only called now.

472
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,390
It's a coincidence.

473
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,658
Or an act of God.

474
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,240
You think of all
the prayers of the world,

475
00:18:49,242 --> 00:18:51,163
that God decided to
answer that one?

476
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,898
He won the Super
Bowl to the Cowboys,

477
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:56,235
why not you to be on the weather?

478
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,961
He didn't help them win,

479
00:18:57,963 --> 00:18:59,938
they are just good at their job.

480
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:04,343
I don't know, they
surely thanked him.

481
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,313
Maybe you should do that too.

482
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,316
GOOD.

483
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:15,521
Thanks for having me
made good at work.

484
00:19:24,675 --> 00:19:27,942
And I thank our
prayer warriors.

485
00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,835
Thanks to your hard work...

486
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,204
And in the ears of God...

487
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,206
Mrs. Peoples' Cat
returned home,

488
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,508
the high school chess team won

489
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,645
the division, and Mandy McAllister

490
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,981
is the new presenter
weather on Channel 9.

491
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,685
Praise be to the Lord,
we did it!

492
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,119
God is good.

493
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,897
He certainly is.

494
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:56,899
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