1 00:00:08,001 --> 00:00:13,001 Sync and corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:16,352 --> 00:00:18,652 So that's what Sasquatch has been after this whole time? 3 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:19,920 Apparently so. 4 00:00:19,989 --> 00:00:21,555 Then let's not keep them apart. 5 00:00:21,624 --> 00:00:23,190 Davis, hold on. 6 00:00:23,259 --> 00:00:24,792 - Hold on. - For what? 7 00:00:24,861 --> 00:00:26,461 There's no fight until we give this back. 8 00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:28,370 And if there's no fight, then I'm in deep shit. 9 00:00:28,371 --> 00:00:29,396 Look, give me that. 10 00:00:29,465 --> 00:00:30,965 Look, we are gonna give it back. 11 00:00:31,033 --> 00:00:32,466 But I want to find out 12 00:00:32,535 --> 00:00:35,135 what's so important to our little buddy. 13 00:00:40,343 --> 00:00:41,642 Okay, do it. 14 00:00:45,081 --> 00:00:46,380 Okay. 15 00:00:46,449 --> 00:00:48,129 What kinda language do you think that is? 16 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:50,417 "Keep the fuck out" language. 17 00:00:50,486 --> 00:00:52,419 Hang on. 18 00:00:53,956 --> 00:00:55,589 Let me try something. 19 00:00:58,728 --> 00:01:00,861 Give it up. 20 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,796 We're giving this to Sasquatch now. 21 00:01:02,865 --> 00:01:04,765 What's the hurry? 22 00:01:08,871 --> 00:01:11,171 It's from the bank. 23 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,674 They're gonna take possession of my family's house 24 00:01:13,743 --> 00:01:16,877 to pay the hospital for my mom's cancer treatments. 25 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,613 That's a fuckload of zeroes. 26 00:01:19,682 --> 00:01:23,350 The last letter was yellow. This one is orange. 27 00:01:23,419 --> 00:01:26,620 It's like they're raising the terror threat level on my life. 28 00:01:26,689 --> 00:01:29,156 Next letter's gonna have anthrax in it. 29 00:01:35,798 --> 00:01:37,665 Let's go find Sasquatch. 30 00:01:40,636 --> 00:01:42,569 Colonel Austin wants to see you two 31 00:01:42,638 --> 00:01:44,705 in his office right now. 32 00:01:45,508 --> 00:01:48,175 - Promotions? - We did save the day. 33 00:01:55,885 --> 00:01:58,352 Your whole crew is grounded. Effective immediately. 34 00:01:59,855 --> 00:02:01,422 - Sir? - Hang on. 35 00:02:01,490 --> 00:02:03,590 I'm sorry, but the last time I checked, 36 00:02:03,659 --> 00:02:06,093 we acquired a shitload of lifesaving morphine 37 00:02:06,162 --> 00:02:07,602 in some pretty dangerous conditions. 38 00:02:07,663 --> 00:02:10,531 You also pissed off my superior and his superior. 39 00:02:10,599 --> 00:02:12,766 Whatever you did got SecCorp paying attention, 40 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:15,069 and now they've got Washington paying attention, 41 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:16,637 and people who matter are demanding 42 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:18,906 - I take action against you... - Sir, I don't understand. 43 00:02:18,907 --> 00:02:21,241 We got the drugs with no help from SecCorp. 44 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:23,410 People who shouldn't even know you exist 45 00:02:23,479 --> 00:02:25,312 are now keenly aware of you. 46 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:27,014 What does that mean, sir? 47 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:30,150 It means your entire military careers are in jeopardy. 48 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:32,119 Welcome to the party, men. 49 00:02:32,188 --> 00:02:33,828 Besides being grounded, you'll be losing 50 00:02:33,889 --> 00:02:37,224 all base privileges and be on cleanup and KP duty as well. 51 00:02:37,293 --> 00:02:39,460 Hopefully that'll appease all these people 52 00:02:39,528 --> 00:02:41,228 I got burrowing up my ass. 53 00:02:41,297 --> 00:02:42,629 Who's gonna replace us, sir? 54 00:02:42,698 --> 00:02:45,265 Oh, they're sending in a new crew. 55 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:47,134 Oh, and you're all losing pay. 56 00:02:47,203 --> 00:02:48,235 Losing pay? 57 00:02:48,304 --> 00:02:49,704 You should consider yourself lucky 58 00:02:49,773 --> 00:02:51,493 you're not spending time in the brig, Davis. 59 00:02:51,494 --> 00:02:54,062 Is that still an option? 'Cause I'd much rather do that than... 60 00:02:54,063 --> 00:02:55,109 Shut the fuck up, dude. 61 00:02:55,137 --> 00:02:56,417 Apologies for the language, sir. 62 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:58,512 Sir, I wasn't on that mission. 63 00:02:58,581 --> 00:03:00,547 Sergeant, you're going down with this ship 64 00:03:00,616 --> 00:03:02,316 even though you were not a party to this. 65 00:03:02,385 --> 00:03:04,425 And by the way, you've done excellent work recently. 66 00:03:04,426 --> 00:03:06,253 That's just how shit rolls in the Army. 67 00:03:06,322 --> 00:03:08,122 Feel free to take it up privately 68 00:03:08,190 --> 00:03:10,824 with your husband later. 69 00:03:10,893 --> 00:03:12,573 Now this base needs to be put back together 70 00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:14,028 after that mortar attack, 71 00:03:14,096 --> 00:03:17,031 and you're just the soldiers in deep shit to do it. 72 00:03:17,099 --> 00:03:19,500 Dismissed. 73 00:03:26,976 --> 00:03:28,575 Fucking bullshit. 74 00:03:28,644 --> 00:03:30,644 I'm back to scrubbing toilets. Thank you very much. 75 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:31,845 Look, we had no way of knowing 76 00:03:31,914 --> 00:03:33,994 that this was gonna come back and bite us in the ass. 77 00:03:33,995 --> 00:03:36,036 Everything you do comes back to bite you in the ass. 78 00:03:36,104 --> 00:03:37,671 - No point in arguing. - Yes, there is. 79 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,219 It's making me feel better. 80 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:40,554 You know that call came in 81 00:03:40,623 --> 00:03:43,123 from the Under goddamn Secretary of Defense. 82 00:03:43,192 --> 00:03:44,892 I have never put through a call 83 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,827 that high up the chain of command before. 84 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:49,096 You all are damn lucky you're not being court-martialed. 85 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:51,932 - I don't feel lucky. - Under Secretary of Defense? 86 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:54,201 SecCorp took this all the way to the top. 87 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:56,136 - That's not good. - To him it is. 88 00:03:56,205 --> 00:03:58,672 No, this isn't about that morphine. 89 00:03:58,741 --> 00:04:01,141 This is about shit we saw out there in the middle of nowhere. 90 00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:03,043 Whatever it's about, we need to watch it. 91 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,379 This is major shit we're stepping in. 92 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:07,514 And I didn't even step in it. 93 00:04:11,821 --> 00:04:15,255 Bright side, future grounds for your eventual divorce. 94 00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:31,371 Sorry to interrupt. 95 00:04:33,209 --> 00:04:35,175 I'm not even supposed to be here. 96 00:04:35,244 --> 00:04:37,511 I lost my gym privileges. 97 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:39,646 Thought you'd get a kick outta that. 98 00:04:41,183 --> 00:04:44,284 So, look. I brought you something. 99 00:04:46,455 --> 00:04:48,522 I didn't have time to attach a personal note. 100 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,230 - Transaction over. - Okay. 101 00:04:56,298 --> 00:04:57,965 I'm happy to leave. 102 00:04:58,033 --> 00:04:59,873 But I just want to know we're on the same page. 103 00:04:59,935 --> 00:05:01,235 We're on the same page. 104 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:02,663 And so I'm clear, that's the page 105 00:05:02,732 --> 00:05:04,932 where you agree to fight the Warlord's bodyguard, right? 106 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:07,907 Where I'm from, we keep our promises. 107 00:05:09,778 --> 00:05:12,178 It's a pretty big operation you guys got going on out there 108 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,545 in the middle of nowhere. 109 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:17,718 What operation? 110 00:05:18,954 --> 00:05:21,421 Okay. 111 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:23,757 I get it. Top secret. 112 00:05:23,826 --> 00:05:25,259 My lips are sealed. 113 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:26,827 You're not supposed to be here. 114 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:28,795 I was just talking some business. 115 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:31,098 - What business? - Don't worry about it. 116 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:33,300 No distractions today, babe. 117 00:05:33,369 --> 00:05:35,235 Later, babe. 118 00:05:37,406 --> 00:05:40,641 - You ready? - Left my dad's balls ready. 119 00:05:43,284 --> 00:05:45,313 Hot, strong. 120 00:05:45,381 --> 00:05:47,581 Agile. Where does her talent end? 121 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:49,883 - Dude. - I'm positive reinforcement. 122 00:05:49,952 --> 00:05:51,718 You can't talk over all the footage, okay? 123 00:05:51,787 --> 00:05:53,347 I'm sending this to stunt coordinators. 124 00:05:53,389 --> 00:05:54,555 This is important. 125 00:05:54,623 --> 00:05:56,343 This could be my ticket out of the military, 126 00:05:56,344 --> 00:05:57,877 so just please take it seriously. 127 00:05:57,945 --> 00:05:59,760 Got it. 128 00:06:03,566 --> 00:06:05,766 Fuck. 129 00:06:05,834 --> 00:06:08,314 I just, I feel like I should be sparring with an actual person, 130 00:06:08,315 --> 00:06:09,603 not a camera. 131 00:06:09,672 --> 00:06:12,105 - Me? - You scared? 132 00:06:12,174 --> 00:06:13,707 No, ma'am. 133 00:06:24,553 --> 00:06:26,086 How come no one's stopping? 134 00:06:26,155 --> 00:06:29,890 These people need medical care. I'm giving medical care. 135 00:06:32,228 --> 00:06:35,329 Hmm, you sure that this sign is printed correctly? 136 00:06:35,397 --> 00:06:38,131 - That says "free medical care"? - Yes. 137 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,334 - In Pashto? - Yes. 138 00:06:40,402 --> 00:06:41,682 Maybe we should make it bigger. 139 00:06:41,683 --> 00:06:44,238 It is big enough. 140 00:06:44,306 --> 00:06:46,840 Ah. 141 00:06:46,909 --> 00:06:48,875 You're the first person to get this close. 142 00:06:48,944 --> 00:06:51,745 We are slow to warm up to people with guns. 143 00:06:51,814 --> 00:06:54,781 These troops are here for your protection. 144 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:56,650 When you leave, will you take them with you? 145 00:06:56,651 --> 00:06:57,718 Of course. 146 00:06:57,786 --> 00:07:00,454 Then they are here for your protection. 147 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,030 You have this very irksome way 148 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:05,592 of turning everything I say around on me. 149 00:07:05,661 --> 00:07:07,327 It is a gift. 150 00:07:07,396 --> 00:07:09,596 Wanna be my first walk-in? 151 00:07:09,665 --> 00:07:12,499 Someone will have to be. 152 00:07:24,213 --> 00:07:25,379 She's fine. 153 00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:27,281 I just said she looks tired. 154 00:07:27,349 --> 00:07:28,482 You mean I look like shit. 155 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:29,950 Worry less about us, son, 156 00:07:30,019 --> 00:07:32,419 and more about staying safe over there. 157 00:07:32,488 --> 00:07:33,854 How are things in the hot zone? 158 00:07:33,922 --> 00:07:36,590 Things are about to be a whole lot better. 159 00:07:36,659 --> 00:07:38,825 I'm about to be flush with cash soon. 160 00:07:38,894 --> 00:07:40,734 I'll be able to finally get those motherfuckers 161 00:07:40,735 --> 00:07:41,995 from the bank off your back. 162 00:07:42,064 --> 00:07:44,298 All this language. Your fault. 163 00:07:44,366 --> 00:07:46,533 Flush with cash, how? 164 00:07:46,602 --> 00:07:47,901 It's complicated. 165 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:49,303 Don't worry about the bank, son. 166 00:07:49,371 --> 00:07:50,404 We talked to them. 167 00:07:50,472 --> 00:07:51,738 You did? When? 168 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:53,527 It doesn't matter. We worked it all out. 169 00:07:53,528 --> 00:07:54,841 Exactly how did you work it out? 170 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:56,743 We don't wanna bother you with legalities. 171 00:07:56,812 --> 00:07:58,572 You got more important things to think about. 172 00:07:58,614 --> 00:08:00,747 Just stay safe over there. 173 00:08:00,816 --> 00:08:02,496 Okay, but I need you to tell me exactly... 174 00:08:02,564 --> 00:08:04,804 You're gonna have to end that call and leave, Sergeant. 175 00:08:04,805 --> 00:08:06,386 - Yeah, in a second... - No, right now. 176 00:08:06,455 --> 00:08:07,735 You're on the no privilege list. 177 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:09,350 What's he talking about, no privilege? 178 00:08:09,351 --> 00:08:10,457 Nothing, Ma. 179 00:08:10,506 --> 00:08:11,826 I'll be off in a second, Private. 180 00:08:11,827 --> 00:08:13,547 I'm gonna have to terminate this call now. 181 00:08:13,548 --> 00:08:15,762 And I'm gonna have to terminate your fucking finger. 182 00:08:15,831 --> 00:08:17,911 Everything all right, son? What's going on there? 183 00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:19,733 Everything is fine, Ma. What about... 184 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:24,738 Look, if you leave right now, I won't report you. 185 00:08:24,807 --> 00:08:26,840 - Otherwise... - I'm gone. 186 00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:28,909 - All right. - I'm going. 187 00:08:37,886 --> 00:08:41,488 Okay, so there are two tricks when throwing a stunt punch. 188 00:08:41,557 --> 00:08:42,856 The first is distance 189 00:08:42,925 --> 00:08:45,459 so you don't actually hit the other person. 190 00:08:46,762 --> 00:08:48,261 Camera angles do most of the work. 191 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:50,530 But you still have to throw the punch like it's real. 192 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:52,232 Hard and fast. 193 00:08:52,301 --> 00:08:54,501 You try. 194 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,203 That's it. 195 00:08:56,271 --> 00:08:58,205 But even more important than that is the end. 196 00:08:58,273 --> 00:09:00,173 You have to really sell it when it lands. 197 00:09:00,242 --> 00:09:02,709 So when I punch, you snap your head to the side. 198 00:09:02,778 --> 00:09:03,910 Got it? Okay? 199 00:09:03,979 --> 00:09:05,078 Okay. 200 00:09:06,281 --> 00:09:08,348 But really snap. Do it quicker. 201 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,483 - All right? - Okay. 202 00:09:09,551 --> 00:09:11,151 Come on, babe. 203 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:12,285 - Snap. - I'm trying. 204 00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:14,254 All right. 205 00:09:14,323 --> 00:09:17,023 Okay, new deal. 206 00:09:17,092 --> 00:09:19,559 You try to hit me this time, okay? 207 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:20,794 Okay. 208 00:09:22,631 --> 00:09:24,264 Good. 209 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:30,270 Shit, shit. Hon, are you okay? 210 00:09:30,339 --> 00:09:31,805 Are you okay? 211 00:09:31,874 --> 00:09:33,234 Now that's how you sell it, babe. 212 00:09:37,112 --> 00:09:38,812 How did our adventure end up all the way 213 00:09:38,881 --> 00:09:40,547 on the Under Secretary of Defense's desk? 214 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:41,681 Easy. 215 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:45,118 SecCorp has fiends in high places. 216 00:09:46,622 --> 00:09:48,422 Yeah, but what are they so afraid of? 217 00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:49,923 What the fuck is on that blue FOB? 218 00:09:49,992 --> 00:09:53,460 Who cares? We got the fight back on. 219 00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:55,162 We got bigger shit to worry about, 220 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:58,365 like our boxing ring being a pile of lumber at the moment. 221 00:09:58,434 --> 00:09:59,466 I care. 222 00:09:59,535 --> 00:10:00,775 Well, bringing down Sasquatch 223 00:10:00,776 --> 00:10:02,769 is not gonna get Durkin back for you. 224 00:10:02,838 --> 00:10:04,938 Those two things are completely unrelated, okay? 225 00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:06,640 Oh, my mistake. 226 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:07,941 I'm over Durkin. 227 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,450 I don't even think about her anymore. 228 00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:11,685 That ship has sailed. I'm fine with that. 229 00:10:23,358 --> 00:10:25,592 That's who they sent in to replace us? 230 00:10:25,661 --> 00:10:27,627 They brought in the PJs. 231 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,568 Didn't have to bring in the LeBron James of medic crews 232 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:35,869 just to rub it in. 233 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:38,638 They're not that hot. Just beards and biceps. 234 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,454 Can you try and remember that we're married? 235 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,623 What? 236 00:10:56,692 --> 00:10:58,091 Fuck you. 237 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:02,229 First, the Under Secretary of Defense grounds us, 238 00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:04,664 then they send in the fucking PJs to replace us. 239 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:07,767 Something big's going on. 240 00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:10,670 And SecCorp is very worried we're gonna screw it up. 241 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,572 Well, let's not disappoint them. 242 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:21,876 Not now, fellas. 243 00:11:21,945 --> 00:11:23,812 I'm tending to a real temperamental gazpacho. 244 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,780 I hate gazpacho. 245 00:11:25,849 --> 00:11:29,217 Tell him what he's missing. 246 00:11:29,286 --> 00:11:30,585 Truth? 247 00:11:30,654 --> 00:11:32,014 Yeah, of course the bloody truth. 248 00:11:32,055 --> 00:11:34,923 - I've had better. - Go fuck yourself. 249 00:11:34,991 --> 00:11:36,858 I'm doing the best I can making your lunch 250 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,860 out here in the Afghan bloody wilderness. 251 00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:41,210 Won't even have my kitchen back until after the big fight. 252 00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:43,798 Yeah, about that. We're here to place our bets. 253 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:45,333 With what? 254 00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:47,435 I don't see any U.S. presidents in your hand. 255 00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:49,871 With the hashish we gave you as collateral. 256 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,500 Oh, well, that was for the last fight, 257 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,675 also known as the slaughter of Sergeant Roback. 258 00:11:53,743 --> 00:11:55,109 No, it's for this fight, 259 00:11:55,178 --> 00:11:57,745 also known as the mythical molly wop of Sasquatch. 260 00:11:57,814 --> 00:11:59,380 Your word against mine. 261 00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:02,050 - That's out-and-out theft. - It is, isn't it? 262 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:06,154 Whoa. Hey, stop it. 263 00:12:06,223 --> 00:12:08,756 - Jesus fucking Christ! - What the fuck, dude? 264 00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:10,124 I'm sorry, man. I just snapped. 265 00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:11,659 I got a lot riding on this. 266 00:12:11,728 --> 00:12:13,968 Look, we don't usually resort to this kind of behavior, 267 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:16,070 but you can see how much this means to us now, okay? 268 00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:17,332 Here's the deal. 269 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,567 That hashish is gonna be used as our collateral 270 00:12:19,636 --> 00:12:20,636 for the upcoming fight. 271 00:12:20,704 --> 00:12:22,470 - Understood? - Fuck you. 272 00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:24,005 He's all yours. 273 00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:25,306 Okay, fine. Fine. 274 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,609 We roll it all over to the big fight, done. 275 00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:29,110 Put it all on the bodyguard. 276 00:12:29,179 --> 00:12:30,812 But it won't do you much good. 277 00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:32,280 What you talking about? 278 00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:35,083 You've done too thorough a job promoting your boy. 279 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:37,151 Everyone's betting on him now. 280 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,621 Odds are looking like a fat kid on a seesaw. 281 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,022 No one's betting on Sasquatch. 282 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:44,025 - No one? - No, terrible odds. 283 00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:46,094 All that'll win is pennies on the dollar, if that. 284 00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:49,230 Why not put it all on Sasquatch? 285 00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:52,567 Get a bit of excitement into your life? 286 00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:54,068 The payout would be monumental. 287 00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,806 What are we gonna do? 288 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,441 We bet on our guy, we win nothing. 289 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,378 We bet on Sasquatch, we lose everything when our guy wins. 290 00:13:03,446 --> 00:13:06,114 - Let's stick to the plan. - The plan is FUBAR. 291 00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:07,548 There is no good options here. 292 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,057 Anything's better than losing it all. 293 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:12,387 Time's up. What's it gonna be? 294 00:13:12,455 --> 00:13:14,822 Sometimes long shots like Sasquatch come through. 295 00:13:14,891 --> 00:13:17,125 And when they do, fortunes are made. 296 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:21,596 Then again, you can just do what your guts tell you. 297 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:24,966 We're gonna go with our guy. 298 00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,468 All right. 299 00:13:28,772 --> 00:13:30,138 Oh, not so fast. 300 00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:32,507 I've been told I've got both of you at my disposal 301 00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:34,409 for KP duty. 302 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:37,078 So that means I'm gonna need one of you... 303 00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:41,716 Eeny, meeny, miney, mo. 304 00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:43,384 To peel my many potatoes. 305 00:13:54,097 --> 00:13:56,998 Hey, hold your horses. 306 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,667 There's plenty of snack money to be made 307 00:13:58,668 --> 00:13:59,868 during the big fight. 308 00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:03,271 So I'm gonna need you to restock my vending machines. 309 00:14:11,881 --> 00:14:13,614 Get to work, Davis. 310 00:14:18,121 --> 00:14:19,520 You're doing remarkably well 311 00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:21,889 considering what you've been through. 312 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,825 You should be dead. 313 00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:27,362 I'm a very resilient LN. 314 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,630 That is what you call us, is it not? 315 00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:31,566 It is. 316 00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:35,036 I would prefer it if from now on you called me Qasem. 317 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:38,639 Qasem. 318 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,741 Qasem. 319 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:41,042 - Qasem. - Mm. 320 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:43,378 You should get your shirt back on now. 321 00:14:47,851 --> 00:14:51,119 You know, it's ridiculous no one's coming to the clinic. 322 00:14:51,187 --> 00:14:53,554 - I am here. - Yeah, you're the only one. 323 00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:57,191 Come with me. 324 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,468 This whole thing is looking very, how should I say it... 325 00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:10,571 - Efficient and safe? - American. 326 00:15:12,108 --> 00:15:13,741 It's dangerous for us to be seen 327 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,877 interacting with Americans. 328 00:15:15,945 --> 00:15:17,545 When you leave, 329 00:15:17,614 --> 00:15:21,182 we have made enemies we cannot protect ourselves from. 330 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:24,986 It should not be this way, but it is. 331 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:28,523 These people need help. I can help. 332 00:15:28,591 --> 00:15:30,491 There must be a way. 333 00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:34,662 There is a way, 334 00:15:34,731 --> 00:15:37,031 but it's not very American. 335 00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:40,334 I'll be the judge of that. 336 00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:45,873 So how did we meet? 337 00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:48,409 Here. On base. 338 00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,311 I saw you coming out of your CHU one day 339 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,413 headed for the showers. 340 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:55,016 I said, "Hey, towel's not regulation. 341 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:57,251 I'm gonna need you to drop it". 342 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,220 You naturally were swept off your feet, 343 00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:01,369 and you found me that night and had your way with me. 344 00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:05,126 Can we fall in love in a way where I'm less of a slut? 345 00:16:05,195 --> 00:16:08,396 We'll work on it. 346 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:10,164 Can we please be serious 347 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:13,134 about this Green Card interview? 348 00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:14,802 - Okay. - Okay. 349 00:16:14,871 --> 00:16:17,972 Do you believe in God? 350 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,441 Not after all this. 351 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,443 Really? 352 00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:24,445 Why? Is that a deal breaker? 353 00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:29,350 - Just don't tell my parents. - Okay. 354 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:32,220 How'd you ask me to marry you? 355 00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:34,355 Look, these are all the wrong questions. 356 00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:36,224 This shit doesn't say anything about intimacy. 357 00:16:36,226 --> 00:16:39,627 - It's the little stuff. - Okay. 358 00:16:39,696 --> 00:16:42,563 Like... 359 00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,432 sea salt or barbecue? 360 00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:46,801 Neither. That shit will kill you. 361 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:02,083 I need to tell you something. 362 00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:05,620 What? 363 00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:08,489 Not here. 364 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,229 Um... 365 00:17:15,298 --> 00:17:17,665 I killed my dad. 366 00:17:19,202 --> 00:17:22,203 - You what? - Yeah, yeah. 367 00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:24,839 He was doing bad things to my sister. 368 00:17:24,908 --> 00:17:27,189 And he was about to turn his attention to my other sister. 369 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,177 And I had to protect them, so I shot him. 370 00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:31,379 And he died. 371 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:38,452 And believe me when I tell you 372 00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:40,555 he's no real loss to the planet. 373 00:17:45,228 --> 00:17:47,228 Fuck him. 374 00:17:49,065 --> 00:17:50,698 Okay, okay. 375 00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:55,236 Pardon my ignorance, but how are you not in jail? 376 00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:57,705 Nobody knows I did it. 377 00:17:57,774 --> 00:18:00,007 Or cares. 378 00:18:00,076 --> 00:18:01,475 Except my mom. 379 00:18:03,513 --> 00:18:05,546 Everybody thinks he died in a drug deal gone wrong. 380 00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:07,015 Cops are happy to be done with him. 381 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,843 Means they don't have to throw his ass in jail 382 00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:11,285 once a week for stealing Honda Civics in the street. 383 00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:13,154 So look, it's probably why it took me so long 384 00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:14,522 to fill out the paperwork. 385 00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:15,856 Yeah. 386 00:18:15,925 --> 00:18:18,192 Now that the government's rifling through our shit, 387 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:19,594 it might come up. 388 00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:24,699 I should've told you sooner. I'm sorry. 389 00:18:34,477 --> 00:18:36,844 Guess now it's your turn to back out if you want. 390 00:18:39,382 --> 00:18:42,717 Back out? We're already married. 391 00:18:44,721 --> 00:18:46,554 It's probably a little late for that. 392 00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:54,629 We keep going as planned. 393 00:18:56,299 --> 00:19:00,201 Well, now you know just in case. 394 00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:05,306 - In case of what? - Nothing. 395 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,643 We're fine. It's done and dusted, okay? 396 00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:17,385 You think I'm a psychopath? 397 00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:23,891 I'm your wife. 398 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,628 If you're a psychopath, then I'm a psychopath too. 399 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:37,238 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 400 00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:43,511 You're a good person. 401 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,456 I figured I got a lot of making up to do 402 00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:49,889 for the old man's sins. 403 00:19:51,654 --> 00:19:53,254 Well, you're doing a great job at it. 404 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,193 Who gave you permission to leave? 405 00:19:59,262 --> 00:20:00,628 There's still work to be done. 406 00:20:00,697 --> 00:20:02,296 Hungry soldiers need their Kit Kats. 407 00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:10,871 Yeah. 408 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:21,015 - I'm so sorry, sir. - Is that the Colonel I hear? 409 00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:22,483 Morgan Jennings. SecCorp. 410 00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:25,219 He insisted on waiting in there and I couldn't stop him. 411 00:20:25,288 --> 00:20:27,388 No worries, Corporal. 412 00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:33,627 Colonel Austin. 413 00:20:36,432 --> 00:20:37,698 I don't recall having any 414 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,934 scheduled appointments this afternoon. 415 00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:41,068 Apologies. 416 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:42,977 Didn't have time to go through proper channels. 417 00:20:43,005 --> 00:20:44,505 Hmm, you people never do. 418 00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,107 Well, I'll get right down to it. 419 00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:48,976 I need your help with a little ongoing project I'm working on. 420 00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:51,645 Mm, I already have a job. Thanks for the offer. 421 00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:54,048 Excuse me. I misspoke. 422 00:20:54,117 --> 00:20:55,616 We don't need you. 423 00:20:55,685 --> 00:20:58,419 I just need, you know, about three dozen of your troops. 424 00:21:01,424 --> 00:21:02,890 I'm using them. 425 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,559 We need them to work a little security detail with us. 426 00:21:05,628 --> 00:21:08,195 Security? For what? 427 00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:09,997 I'm not at liberty to say. 428 00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:12,433 And believe me, that's a more interesting answer 429 00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:13,934 than if I actually told you. 430 00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:18,038 Just boring corporate stuff. 431 00:21:18,107 --> 00:21:19,974 With you guys, it's always just the opposite. 432 00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:21,542 Oh, nothing untoward. 433 00:21:21,611 --> 00:21:24,779 As always, the Pentagon has completely vetted my request. 434 00:21:24,847 --> 00:21:27,815 Forgive me if that doesn't impress me anymore. 435 00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:30,785 I think I'll hold onto my troops. 436 00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:35,823 You know all I have to do is make a phone call. 437 00:21:35,892 --> 00:21:40,628 Why do we have to do this dance every time? 438 00:21:40,696 --> 00:21:43,130 Come on. Let's just keep it simple. 439 00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:46,000 Huh? Settle it between us? 440 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:48,402 Oh, let's do the dance. 441 00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:50,938 It's my only pleasure in dealing with you guys. 442 00:21:57,180 --> 00:22:00,648 Who am I to deny you your only pleasure? 443 00:22:14,964 --> 00:22:17,598 - You rolling? - Yup, rolling. 444 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:22,570 Go for it, babe. 445 00:22:22,638 --> 00:22:24,772 You're sure the cardboard boxes are safe, yeah? 446 00:22:24,841 --> 00:22:27,174 This is exactly how the professionals do it. 447 00:22:27,243 --> 00:22:28,576 Now, come on. 448 00:22:36,252 --> 00:22:38,819 All right. Let's do it. 449 00:22:47,563 --> 00:22:50,130 You okay? 450 00:22:50,199 --> 00:22:51,265 I think so. 451 00:22:51,334 --> 00:22:53,200 Whoo! Yeah! 452 00:22:53,269 --> 00:22:56,036 Man. Yeah. 453 00:22:56,105 --> 00:23:00,007 Babe, wait until you see this. You are fucking amazing. 454 00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:01,442 Yeah. 455 00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:09,817 The thrill of not getting shot at by the Taliban is gone. 456 00:23:09,886 --> 00:23:11,552 Yeah. 457 00:23:11,621 --> 00:23:13,021 I feel like I've been put in prison 458 00:23:13,055 --> 00:23:15,055 without the benefit of committing the actual crime. 459 00:23:15,056 --> 00:23:18,259 Yeah, it kind of makes you an honorary brother. 460 00:23:18,327 --> 00:23:20,761 Should we be wearing gloves to handle this shit? 461 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:23,697 - Move. - Get the fuck out of the way. 462 00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:25,633 Blunt trauma. Chest and abdomen. 463 00:23:25,701 --> 00:23:27,661 You guys were able to intubate on the transport? 464 00:23:27,662 --> 00:23:29,503 Yeah, well, we got bored. 465 00:23:29,572 --> 00:23:32,072 I haven't seen that before. 466 00:23:32,141 --> 00:23:34,675 - You guys are very good. - Thank you, Major. 467 00:23:34,744 --> 00:23:37,978 She never said that to us. 468 00:23:38,047 --> 00:23:40,648 We gotta figure out a way to get back in the fucking air. 469 00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:06,116 What did you want to see me about? 470 00:24:06,185 --> 00:24:09,219 I was able to get you and Roback an interview at Bagram 471 00:24:09,288 --> 00:24:10,788 for your Green Card. 472 00:24:10,856 --> 00:24:12,776 I'm not sure how both of you being on Article 15s 473 00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:15,659 is gonna impact it, but fingers crossed it still works. 474 00:24:15,728 --> 00:24:18,395 Well, with Roback, it's always fingers crossed. 475 00:24:21,133 --> 00:24:23,834 That's it. You can go. 476 00:24:25,371 --> 00:24:26,804 What's wrong? 477 00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:32,476 - I can't use it. - Sorry? 478 00:24:35,281 --> 00:24:37,014 My ticket out of here. 479 00:24:47,593 --> 00:24:49,293 I have no future. 480 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,495 Look, I had all these plans. 481 00:24:51,564 --> 00:24:55,532 I was gonna move to L.A. with my cousin. 482 00:24:55,601 --> 00:24:57,501 Who is it again? Jennifer Aniston? 483 00:24:57,570 --> 00:24:58,969 Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence. 484 00:24:59,038 --> 00:25:00,438 The one who played Captain Marvel? 485 00:25:00,506 --> 00:25:01,506 That's Brie Larson. 486 00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:02,780 You should be her stunt double. 487 00:25:02,781 --> 00:25:03,781 I'm not related to her. 488 00:25:03,843 --> 00:25:05,443 Get Jennifer Lawrence to introduce you. 489 00:25:06,779 --> 00:25:10,514 Dude, my whole point is I can't do it. 490 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:12,816 I can't be a stunt woman. 491 00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:14,652 I jumped off a fucking guard tower today 492 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,920 and I thought I was gonna die. 493 00:25:15,921 --> 00:25:17,688 But you didn't die. You did it. 494 00:25:17,757 --> 00:25:21,125 It was so fucking scary. Like... 495 00:25:21,193 --> 00:25:23,227 Is that what I want my life to be like? 496 00:25:23,295 --> 00:25:26,830 I'm already in the military for Christ's sake. 497 00:25:26,899 --> 00:25:29,967 When I get home, I just... 498 00:25:30,036 --> 00:25:32,403 I just want to chill. 499 00:25:32,471 --> 00:25:36,573 - Just ranting. - That's okay. 500 00:25:38,177 --> 00:25:40,678 But you know, 501 00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:42,579 being here doesn't set you up to chill. 502 00:25:44,383 --> 00:25:46,183 And we get back home, 503 00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:49,520 and everyone just assumes that we all have PTSD 504 00:25:49,588 --> 00:25:51,355 and are alcoholics and drug addicts. 505 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,424 It's just bullshit. 506 00:25:55,494 --> 00:25:56,827 And no one really gives a damn 507 00:25:56,896 --> 00:25:59,563 because they're too busy enjoying their freedom. 508 00:26:02,368 --> 00:26:04,935 So my only option is to do exactly what I'm doing now. 509 00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:10,641 Clerking in a dust bowl full of horny men 510 00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:13,077 in the middle of fucking hell. 511 00:26:16,849 --> 00:26:19,850 Well, you're just as screwed as the rest of us. 512 00:26:23,689 --> 00:26:25,122 Look at Roback. 513 00:26:27,059 --> 00:26:28,892 Dude is from Hemet. 514 00:26:28,961 --> 00:26:31,028 That's the Afghanistan of California. 515 00:26:31,097 --> 00:26:33,464 Shots fired. 516 00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:37,034 And Davis. 517 00:26:37,103 --> 00:26:40,137 Just because his mom has cancer, he owes so much money 518 00:26:40,206 --> 00:26:43,540 that they're gonna take away his family's home. 519 00:26:43,609 --> 00:26:46,643 - That's really sad. - And me. 520 00:26:46,712 --> 00:26:48,632 Yeah, I'm pretty much up to speed on you, girl. 521 00:26:48,633 --> 00:26:51,215 Not quite. New development. 522 00:26:51,283 --> 00:26:54,251 My 13-year-old brother is in a U.S. detention center 523 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,754 because he tried to cross the border by himself 524 00:26:56,822 --> 00:26:58,655 to visit his old friends. 525 00:27:00,226 --> 00:27:02,192 I'm sorry. 526 00:27:03,395 --> 00:27:05,295 What are you gonna do? 527 00:27:06,732 --> 00:27:08,899 No fucking idea. 528 00:27:32,424 --> 00:27:35,259 What are you doing here? 529 00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:37,027 Medics only. 530 00:27:38,297 --> 00:27:40,764 Well, I guess you should leave then, huh? 531 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,367 You're probably right. 532 00:27:43,435 --> 00:27:45,435 Just came to grab a book to read since I'm gonna be 533 00:27:45,436 --> 00:27:47,538 confined to my quarters for the rest of deployment. 534 00:27:47,606 --> 00:27:49,173 That's a dictionary. 535 00:27:51,610 --> 00:27:53,644 Yeah. 536 00:27:53,712 --> 00:27:55,512 I like to read a book when I know how it ends. 537 00:27:56,715 --> 00:27:58,115 Oh, man. You caught a tough break. 538 00:27:58,116 --> 00:27:59,449 I feel bad for you, buddy. 539 00:28:03,422 --> 00:28:05,342 You guys got some pretty high performance toys. 540 00:28:05,343 --> 00:28:07,357 Well, some of the missions they send us on, 541 00:28:07,426 --> 00:28:09,459 it's not nearly enough. 542 00:28:09,528 --> 00:28:12,129 But who's complaining? 543 00:28:12,198 --> 00:28:15,232 Well, me apparently. 544 00:28:18,404 --> 00:28:20,804 Any idea how long you guys are gonna stick around for? 545 00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:23,874 Hey, we just go where they tell us 546 00:28:23,943 --> 00:28:26,810 and we leave when they tell us, and... 547 00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,278 they haven't told us to leave yet. 548 00:28:30,182 --> 00:28:31,782 Do you think it's a little overkill? 549 00:28:31,851 --> 00:28:33,350 Bringing you in to replace us? 550 00:28:33,419 --> 00:28:35,252 Well, I'm not gonna say that. 551 00:28:35,321 --> 00:28:36,721 We just go where they tell us, man. 552 00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:38,055 - Who's they? - Look, Sergeant... 553 00:28:38,123 --> 00:28:39,356 Robit, Roback? 554 00:28:39,425 --> 00:28:40,757 - Roback. - Roback. 555 00:28:40,826 --> 00:28:42,706 I have no idea why they brought us in here, man. 556 00:28:42,707 --> 00:28:44,862 Or took you out. 557 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:46,496 It's really none of my business. 558 00:28:46,565 --> 00:28:49,900 Honestly, I got nothing but respect for you medics. 559 00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:53,670 Just like us, minus the suicidal ADHD. 560 00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:56,673 Yeah. 561 00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,246 Is it true about the training you guys go through? 562 00:29:02,314 --> 00:29:04,314 They put you in a pool with weights strapped to you 563 00:29:04,315 --> 00:29:06,250 and you drown, they pull you out, and revive you? 564 00:29:06,318 --> 00:29:07,951 Yeah. 565 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:10,554 It's called a "Water Confidence Test". 566 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,323 And it's so we no longer fear dying. 567 00:29:16,395 --> 00:29:17,861 Does that work? 568 00:29:20,532 --> 00:29:22,933 Yes? 569 00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:26,637 Yeah, I had a similar experience 570 00:29:26,705 --> 00:29:28,872 in a pool when I was 12. 571 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:30,581 Different outcome though. 572 00:29:30,650 --> 00:29:32,890 Well, you gotta be a whole lot of fucked up in the head 573 00:29:32,891 --> 00:29:34,044 to do what we do, I guess. 574 00:29:34,113 --> 00:29:37,281 Yeah. 575 00:29:37,349 --> 00:29:39,269 I'd be lying if I said I didn't want my job back. 576 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:40,584 I wouldn't worry about it. 577 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,953 We never stay in the same spot for very long. 578 00:29:43,022 --> 00:29:46,623 And we'll be gone soon enough. 579 00:29:46,692 --> 00:29:48,959 Yeah. 580 00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:50,994 Problem is, we could be gone with you. 581 00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:59,136 Look, man, I don't know what you did to get grounded. 582 00:29:59,204 --> 00:30:03,273 But I'm guessing whatever it was, 583 00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:06,576 you're pretty damn good at pissing people off. 584 00:30:06,645 --> 00:30:08,879 It's kind of my superpower. 585 00:30:08,948 --> 00:30:11,014 Mine too. Bravo. 586 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:13,050 Yeah. 587 00:30:24,463 --> 00:30:26,296 This is an awesome reel. 588 00:30:26,365 --> 00:30:28,665 You knocked out a 250-pound ex-SEAL 589 00:30:28,734 --> 00:30:30,634 on a military base in Afghanistan. 590 00:30:31,971 --> 00:30:34,438 Those Hollywood types are gonna be all over you. 591 00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:37,174 Yeah, it's gonna be great. Can't wait. 592 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:42,412 Hey, what's wrong? 593 00:30:42,481 --> 00:30:44,848 Nothing. 594 00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:48,251 Come on, baby. Speak to me. 595 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,520 I just... 596 00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:53,123 I just feel guilty dragging you along on this 597 00:30:53,192 --> 00:30:55,072 because I know damn well the last thing you want 598 00:30:55,073 --> 00:30:57,728 is to hold car doors open for celebrities all day. 599 00:30:57,796 --> 00:30:59,563 Well, then you'll be glad to hear 600 00:30:59,631 --> 00:31:02,499 that I came up with an alternate plan. 601 00:31:02,568 --> 00:31:04,034 Alternate plan? 602 00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:06,870 I'm gonna start my own security contracting company. 603 00:31:06,939 --> 00:31:08,338 My guys would follow me anywhere. 604 00:31:08,407 --> 00:31:10,941 They can open up car doors for celebrities. 605 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:14,344 - I'll be the fucking CEO. - Sounds awfully ambitious. 606 00:31:14,413 --> 00:31:17,848 Hell, no. All I need is a decent stake. 607 00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:20,517 And I know exactly where I'm gonna get it from. 608 00:31:20,586 --> 00:31:21,618 Where? 609 00:31:21,687 --> 00:31:23,220 This big fight that everyone on base 610 00:31:23,288 --> 00:31:25,489 is throwing all their money down for. 611 00:31:25,557 --> 00:31:27,524 You gotta win, though. 612 00:31:27,593 --> 00:31:28,792 Not worried about it. 613 00:31:28,861 --> 00:31:30,541 I've heard about the guy you're fighting. 614 00:31:30,596 --> 00:31:31,728 Be worried. 615 00:31:31,797 --> 00:31:33,764 I saw him sparring the other day. 616 00:31:33,832 --> 00:31:35,932 He's blind in his right eye. 617 00:31:36,001 --> 00:31:37,801 How could you even know something like that? 618 00:31:37,802 --> 00:31:39,202 I totally clocked it. 619 00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:40,991 He didn't see punches coming from his right, 620 00:31:40,992 --> 00:31:42,039 and it's a huge weakness. 621 00:31:42,107 --> 00:31:43,807 - It is? - Yeah. 622 00:31:43,876 --> 00:31:45,796 I just hit him with a southpaw a couple of times, 623 00:31:45,811 --> 00:31:47,131 and knock the son of a bitch out. 624 00:31:47,132 --> 00:31:49,086 And since everyone's betting against me, 625 00:31:49,114 --> 00:31:51,014 it'll be a big payday for us. 626 00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:54,384 Pack your bags, baby. 627 00:31:54,453 --> 00:31:55,852 Yeah. 628 00:32:19,878 --> 00:32:22,045 Well, here I am. 629 00:32:33,959 --> 00:32:35,892 Am I dreaming? 630 00:32:35,961 --> 00:32:37,681 Have you finally decided to come back to me? 631 00:32:37,682 --> 00:32:39,930 I've definitely not decided to come back to you. 632 00:32:39,998 --> 00:32:43,500 Mm, well this dream sucks. 633 00:32:43,569 --> 00:32:45,129 You and Davis need to switch your bets 634 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,471 to Sasquatch in the fight. 635 00:32:47,539 --> 00:32:51,108 - This dream really sucks. - I'm serious. 636 00:32:51,176 --> 00:32:53,477 Look, I think it's nice that you have confidence 637 00:32:53,545 --> 00:32:55,905 in your boyfriend, but don't let that get all over me, okay? 638 00:32:55,906 --> 00:32:57,147 It's not that. The bodyguard, 639 00:32:57,216 --> 00:32:59,683 he has a weakness that no one knows about. 640 00:32:59,751 --> 00:33:02,919 - Mm, except you? - And Sasquatch. 641 00:33:04,756 --> 00:33:07,290 Okay, what is it? 642 00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:08,792 He's blind in his left eye. 643 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:11,828 Says who? 644 00:33:11,897 --> 00:33:13,497 Sasquatch watched him fight. 645 00:33:13,565 --> 00:33:15,765 He missed the block on every left hook that came at him. 646 00:33:15,766 --> 00:33:17,834 You said left eye, so that'd be the right hook. 647 00:33:17,903 --> 00:33:20,070 I meant right eye, left hook. 648 00:33:20,139 --> 00:33:22,307 Yeah, it's the right eye. He definitely said the right. 649 00:33:22,308 --> 00:33:23,740 Look, you're not exactly giving me 650 00:33:23,783 --> 00:33:25,343 the reliable source vibe at the moment. 651 00:33:25,344 --> 00:33:27,245 The fuck does it matter what eye he's blind in? 652 00:33:27,246 --> 00:33:28,606 The fact is he is blind in an eye, 653 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,387 and Sasquatch sure as shit knows which one... 654 00:33:30,415 --> 00:33:32,535 Well, I hope Sasquatch paid more attention than you. 655 00:33:32,603 --> 00:33:33,803 I'm just trying to help you. 656 00:33:33,838 --> 00:33:36,086 Yeah, about that, why? 657 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,090 You still care about me, right? 658 00:33:40,159 --> 00:33:43,193 Alvarez told me about Davis's family losing their home. 659 00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:45,595 I figured I knew something that could help him. 660 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,267 Mm-hmm. 661 00:33:51,170 --> 00:33:52,569 Thanks for the tip. 662 00:33:55,674 --> 00:33:57,374 - I'm going now. - Mm-hmm. 663 00:33:59,878 --> 00:34:01,545 Hey, wait. 664 00:34:01,613 --> 00:34:03,413 Um... 665 00:34:03,482 --> 00:34:05,315 Sasquatch ever talk to you about his work? 666 00:34:05,384 --> 00:34:08,218 Like what SecCorp's doing here? 667 00:34:08,287 --> 00:34:09,753 All the illegal shit they're doing? 668 00:34:09,821 --> 00:34:12,489 Sasquatch and I don't really talk about work. 669 00:34:12,558 --> 00:34:14,057 Never, actually. 670 00:34:14,126 --> 00:34:16,726 You don't find that weird? 671 00:34:16,795 --> 00:34:18,862 How is it weird, Roback? 672 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,365 I mean, just, he might be hiding something from you. 673 00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:25,235 He's not hiding anything if I just don't give a shit. 674 00:34:25,304 --> 00:34:26,744 Well, maybe you should give a shit. 675 00:34:26,745 --> 00:34:28,678 Maybe you should switch your bets to Sasquatch. 676 00:34:44,755 --> 00:34:47,055 _ 677 00:34:47,056 --> 00:34:48,556 _ 678 00:34:48,857 --> 00:34:50,357 _ 679 00:34:50,358 --> 00:34:53,158 _ 680 00:34:54,032 --> 00:34:55,665 You too. Get in line. 681 00:35:08,614 --> 00:35:11,414 Blue 42! Blue 42! 682 00:35:11,483 --> 00:35:13,717 How do you prove somebody's blind in their right eye? 683 00:35:16,521 --> 00:35:19,623 I don't know. You believe Durkin? 684 00:35:19,691 --> 00:35:22,158 Believing Durkin is more your wheelhouse. 685 00:35:29,067 --> 00:35:31,167 What the fuck you doing? 686 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:37,974 Non-seeing right eye motherfucker. 687 00:35:38,043 --> 00:35:39,709 We gotta change our bets. 688 00:35:44,774 --> 00:35:46,140 Ah, no way. 689 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,329 You two come any closer, I'm gonna have to report you. 690 00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:49,978 Look, we're gonna take your advice. 691 00:35:50,046 --> 00:35:52,146 We're switching our bets to Sasquatch. 692 00:35:52,215 --> 00:35:53,848 Aw, tough break, girls. 693 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:56,584 You're too late. Books are closed. 694 00:35:56,653 --> 00:35:58,720 You said you wanted odds on Sasquatch. 695 00:35:58,788 --> 00:36:00,054 We brought you odds. 696 00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,603 But I'm afraid it's not that simple. 697 00:36:01,658 --> 00:36:03,024 What's the complication? 698 00:36:03,093 --> 00:36:05,126 Well, somebody already gave me odds on Sasquatch. 699 00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:06,861 The scales are balanced. 700 00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:08,429 Don't need your charity anymore. 701 00:36:08,498 --> 00:36:09,498 Who? 702 00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:11,006 Well, sorry. I don't kiss and tell. 703 00:36:11,007 --> 00:36:12,033 Sasquatch? 704 00:36:12,102 --> 00:36:13,382 Wouldn't be a crime for the man 705 00:36:13,383 --> 00:36:15,403 to bet on himself, would it? 706 00:36:15,472 --> 00:36:17,372 We wanna piggyback on that bet. 707 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,575 Please refer to my earlier answer of no. 708 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,480 Yo, chef. 709 00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:28,683 What's the soup today? 710 00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:31,686 Right. 711 00:36:34,457 --> 00:36:38,926 Well, since you're asking so nicely, 712 00:36:38,995 --> 00:36:40,662 looks like I have no alternative 713 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:45,733 but to accept your late inning switcheroo. 714 00:36:45,802 --> 00:36:47,969 Outstanding. 715 00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:51,739 - Under one condition. - What condition? 716 00:36:51,808 --> 00:36:54,642 If you lose, not only is all the hashish mine, 717 00:36:54,711 --> 00:36:56,044 but I'm gonna want a good amount 718 00:36:56,112 --> 00:36:58,513 of cold hard cash on top. 719 00:36:58,581 --> 00:36:59,981 You got it. 720 00:37:02,052 --> 00:37:04,385 You two seem pretty sure of yourselves. 721 00:37:04,454 --> 00:37:06,921 You know something that I don't? 722 00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:09,991 We're just feeling very lucky today. 723 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:13,194 Well, I hope so. 724 00:37:13,263 --> 00:37:15,363 For your sakes. 725 00:37:20,437 --> 00:37:22,704 I'm gonna run these samples back at my base. 726 00:37:22,772 --> 00:37:24,839 If there's anything that needs attention, 727 00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:26,407 we can take it from there. 728 00:37:26,476 --> 00:37:29,010 I have to say I'm surprised you came. 729 00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:31,512 Well, I want to help people. 730 00:37:31,581 --> 00:37:33,548 You helped me find a way to do that. 731 00:37:33,616 --> 00:37:35,550 But this is just the beginning. 732 00:37:35,618 --> 00:37:37,498 By the time I'm done, I wanna be able to examine 733 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,554 pretty much everyone in this village. 734 00:37:39,622 --> 00:37:43,257 Well, let's keep our expectations under control. 735 00:37:43,326 --> 00:37:46,561 - Is there running water here? - No. 736 00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:48,869 Okay, we're gonna have to figure out a water situation. 737 00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:50,270 I assume there's no generator here. 738 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,666 I'll have to bring one in. Fine. 739 00:37:51,735 --> 00:37:53,655 Unless you think that'll draw too much attention. 740 00:37:53,656 --> 00:37:56,270 Why are you laughing? 741 00:37:56,339 --> 00:37:59,674 I have never seen you so frantic like this. 742 00:38:01,778 --> 00:38:05,513 Well, I'm frantic because I'm risking my family and career. 743 00:38:05,582 --> 00:38:08,382 The two things I stand to lose by just being here. 744 00:38:08,451 --> 00:38:10,118 And, you know, I am crazy. 745 00:38:10,186 --> 00:38:11,652 I came here alone, no protection, 746 00:38:11,721 --> 00:38:14,422 my CO doesn't even know that I'm here. 747 00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:22,597 Why did you do that? 748 00:38:22,665 --> 00:38:25,700 I am fairly certain that you like me. 749 00:38:34,511 --> 00:38:36,577 Interesting theory. 750 00:38:44,254 --> 00:38:46,420 You do not? 751 00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:50,958 I thought I was playing it cool. 752 00:38:52,829 --> 00:38:55,496 We both thought we were playing it cool. 753 00:38:56,966 --> 00:38:58,599 We are both idiots. 754 00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:06,974 My whole fucking life depends on this. 755 00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:09,310 Don't worry, amigo. It's all gonna go our way. 756 00:39:09,379 --> 00:39:11,045 You don't know that. 757 00:39:11,114 --> 00:39:13,047 I can't believe I listened to you. 758 00:39:13,116 --> 00:39:15,850 You bet on NASCAR races. Who bets on cars? 759 00:39:15,919 --> 00:39:17,819 These PJ guys are legit. 760 00:39:17,887 --> 00:39:19,407 Cameron's actually a pretty nice dude. 761 00:39:19,455 --> 00:39:22,023 Sasquatch gotta win this. 762 00:39:22,091 --> 00:39:23,291 Anchor four. 763 00:39:23,359 --> 00:39:25,493 Yeah, yeah. All right, guys, let's go. 764 00:39:25,562 --> 00:39:27,094 Team Phoenix, we're out of here. 765 00:39:27,163 --> 00:39:28,329 - Hey, see? - Huh? 766 00:39:28,398 --> 00:39:30,238 If we weren't grounded, we'd be on that call. 767 00:39:30,306 --> 00:39:32,506 And we'd miss the whole fight. How fucking lucky are we? 768 00:39:32,507 --> 00:39:34,000 Oh, Lord Jesus. Sasquatch gotta win. 769 00:39:34,069 --> 00:39:36,604 Boxers, to your corners. The fight is about to begin. 770 00:39:36,673 --> 00:39:38,153 I can't do this. I gotta get closer. 771 00:39:38,222 --> 00:39:39,622 I don't care if somebody reports... 772 00:39:39,623 --> 00:39:40,623 Davis. 773 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:46,200 Take it all in, Sas. 774 00:39:46,369 --> 00:39:47,902 All I see are a bunch of assholes 775 00:39:47,931 --> 00:39:49,291 who are about to lose their money. 776 00:39:49,292 --> 00:39:50,505 If you win. 777 00:39:52,108 --> 00:39:53,474 All except two. 778 00:39:53,543 --> 00:39:55,503 I had a couple guys switch their bets last minute. 779 00:39:55,504 --> 00:39:57,211 They put every dime on you. 780 00:39:57,267 --> 00:39:58,747 Probably 'cause you look supplemented 781 00:39:58,748 --> 00:39:59,847 to oblivion, mate. 782 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:00,982 Who fucked up my odds? 783 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:03,651 Oh, it was... 784 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,600 Those two assholes are about to cost me money. 785 00:40:05,668 --> 00:40:07,708 Hey, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 786 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,728 Focus. 787 00:40:11,094 --> 00:40:13,861 All right, everybody. Keep it down. 788 00:40:13,930 --> 00:40:17,431 Hey, shut the fuck up. 789 00:40:21,237 --> 00:40:25,039 Are you people ready to see some fucking bloodshed? 790 00:40:27,210 --> 00:40:29,277 Whoo. Hit it. 791 00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:33,748 Now let's meet our fighters. 792 00:40:33,817 --> 00:40:37,618 In the one corner, we've got the Bull from Kabul, 793 00:40:37,687 --> 00:40:41,222 the Jallalabadass, the Afghan Ali, 794 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:43,324 the man we all know and love. 795 00:40:43,393 --> 00:40:46,260 Actually, I don't know his name, 796 00:40:46,329 --> 00:40:48,729 but who cares, he's big and scary. 797 00:40:48,798 --> 00:40:50,164 It's this guy. 798 00:40:53,636 --> 00:40:55,603 And in the other corner, 799 00:40:55,672 --> 00:41:01,342 the as-of-yet undisputed son of Bigfoot himself, 800 00:41:01,411 --> 00:41:05,680 here to make his daddy proud, give it up for your boy, 801 00:41:05,748 --> 00:41:10,751 SecCorp superstar, S-S-S-S-S-Sasquatch! 802 00:41:14,023 --> 00:41:15,223 Let's go. 803 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:22,096 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 804 00:41:26,703 --> 00:41:28,023 What are you ladies waiting for? 805 00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:30,071 That means fight. Go on. 806 00:41:46,623 --> 00:41:48,322 He's got him on the ropes already? 807 00:41:48,391 --> 00:41:50,258 Look, Sasquatch has just gotta play 808 00:41:50,326 --> 00:41:51,859 the calm before the storm, okay... 809 00:41:51,928 --> 00:41:53,761 I can't watch this. 810 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:56,364 Hey, he's back. He's back. 811 00:41:58,034 --> 00:41:59,367 Mess him up, baby. 812 00:42:03,139 --> 00:42:05,106 Yeah! 813 00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:06,274 Yeah! 814 00:42:06,342 --> 00:42:07,742 Khalil, give him the eight count. 815 00:42:07,810 --> 00:42:11,379 - One, two, three... - In Pashto, you twit. 816 00:42:11,447 --> 00:42:14,248 One, two, three... 817 00:42:14,317 --> 00:42:17,218 Four, five, six... 818 00:42:17,921 --> 00:42:20,855 Do you give in? 819 00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:35,569 One, two, three... 820 00:42:35,638 --> 00:42:36,771 No. 821 00:42:36,839 --> 00:42:40,207 Four, five, six, seven... 822 00:42:40,276 --> 00:42:41,842 Get the fuck up, man! 823 00:42:41,911 --> 00:42:44,679 Eight. You're done. 824 00:42:44,747 --> 00:42:47,648 Afghan Ali, our new winner. 825 00:42:47,717 --> 00:42:49,917 I can't watch this. I can't watch this. 826 00:42:53,089 --> 00:42:55,790 Wake up, baby. Please, come on. 827 00:42:55,858 --> 00:42:57,124 Come on, honey. 828 00:43:00,563 --> 00:43:02,763 And that's how you sell it. 829 00:43:13,576 --> 00:43:17,144 What happened? He fucking had him. 830 00:43:19,015 --> 00:43:20,848 We'll fix this. 831 00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:24,385 It's over. I'm dead. 832 00:43:31,761 --> 00:43:33,160 Cameron? 833 00:43:44,707 --> 00:43:47,675 - How are vitals? - He's dead. 834 00:43:51,147 --> 00:43:52,813 Take him in for pronouncement. 835 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:56,584 That should have been us. 836 00:44:09,935 --> 00:44:14,935 Sync and corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com