1 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,160 Hello? 2 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:38,997 Is someone in here? 3 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,628 I have bat... and a Taser, 4 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:48,090 and I know Krav Maga, so... 5 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,197 What the hell? 6 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,371 Okay. 7 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,022 Yes. Jesus. 8 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,537 Yeah, okay. 9 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,464 Jacob, what the hell is this? 10 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,009 I don't know. It's like a video game or something. 11 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,636 Where did it come from? 12 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,221 I don't know. You don't know? 13 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,890 What do you mean you don't know? Weren't you here, stocking shelves? 14 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,976 Yeah, definitely. I just had my headphones on, but-- 15 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,728 You were here the whole time? 16 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,812 Yeah. 17 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,773 So, it just appeared like magic? 18 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:28,857 Yeah. 19 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,444 "Discover your life potential." 20 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,156 You think people might actually use this thing? 21 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,327 Yeah. 22 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,515 Yeah, apparently, Principal Pat had been there for an hour. 23 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,226 Yeah. She could've died if Jacob hadn't found her. 24 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:07,354 Hey-oh, the hero's here! I gotta go. 25 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,691 - Hey. - Okay. All right. 26 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,860 Shouldn't you be at work? 27 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:16,363 I don't know. Should people who quit their jobs be at work? 28 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:20,242 - What? - Yeah, man. You inspired me. 29 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,411 You're running around saving people's lives, 30 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:26,081 and here I am, driving a Zamboni in circles for a shit wage. 31 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:29,084 I'm not saving people's lives. I dialed 911. 32 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,545 At most, I should be praised for knowing how to use a phone. 33 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,547 Hey, Jake, check it out. 34 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:39,887 I made you... a face. 35 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,056 Just like your mom used to. 36 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,685 Except we didn't have onions, so I used celery. 37 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,479 And the eggs are past the sell-by date, but they smell fine. 38 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,442 - You don't have to eat 'em-- - Okay. 39 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,281 All right, what's going on, Dad? 40 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,743 Why are you making breakfast and conversation with me? 41 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,537 - Why are you calling me "Jake"? - Because, Jacob. 42 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,248 Look, I know 43 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,669 that you and I aren't... super tight. 44 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,214 And I know that you've had to pick up a lot of slack around here 45 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:19,885 for a long time, but I'm gonna step up my game now. 46 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,928 I don't really think I need that. 47 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,389 I should get to school. 48 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,934 - Cool. But hey, Sport-- - No. 49 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,520 With this whole Principal Pat thing, 50 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,688 I just wanted to say... 51 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,734 awesome. 52 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,698 All right. 53 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,457 Yeah! 54 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,845 Dude, why'd you save the principal? Fricking nerd! 55 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,057 I'm just kidding, man. I'm just kidding. I fricking adore you. 56 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,269 All right, everybody just-- 57 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,312 Let's give Jacob a chance to settle in. 58 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:16,441 I'm sure that we all know by now what was written on Jacob's card. 59 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,360 And I know that a lot of you are very excited, 60 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,154 because it seems like he's fulfilled his "potential." 61 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,866 But this is a history class. 62 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,869 I happen to think that we can learn things from history. 63 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,038 Let's talk about what would happen 64 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:34,376 if the MORPHO machine existed at some key historical moments. 65 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,171 Okay, Rita. You are Abraham Lincoln, 66 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:41,383 and you're about to start your law practice in Springfield, Illinois. 67 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,343 - Okay. - Or are you? 68 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,345 Because I am the MORPHO machine, 69 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:51,518 and I have given you a card that tells you your potential is actually to be... 70 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,148 - "Candy maker." - So now the question is, Mr. Lincoln, 71 00:05:56,148 --> 00:06:00,694 do you pursue a career making sour worms and lollipops, 72 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:05,115 or do you continue your trajectory of setting up a law practice 73 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:08,160 and becoming the most influential president in American history? 74 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,953 I guess I become a lawyer? 75 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,622 Of course you do. 76 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,665 He'd still be alive though. 77 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,709 - What? - Lincoln. 78 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,253 No one would've assassinated him for being a candy maker. 79 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,797 America would've missed out on a pretty great president, don't you think? 80 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,300 Isn't it true that in his Peoria speech, it was Lincoln's position 81 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,094 to force slaves to leave America if and when they were freed? 82 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,346 Uh-huh. 83 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:30,432 You know, strictly speaking, this is a European history class, Rita, 84 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,935 so let's just try and stay on that lesson plan. 85 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:37,147 Savannah. Would Henry I have signed the Treaty of Alton 86 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,484 if the MORPHO machine had told him that he was supposed to be a-- 87 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:41,568 I don't know, a janitor? 88 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,947 We never got to the Treaty of Alton. You keep doing lectures about the MORPHO. 89 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,698 I bring it up because I see a lot of people 90 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:50,160 diving into whatever a machine tells them to do, 91 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,995 instead of really thinking about the consequences. 92 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,372 Didn't you get "Teacher"? 93 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,875 And aren't you... teaching right now? 94 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,793 Yeah. 95 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:58,877 I'm trying to. 96 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:00,504 Okay. 97 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,007 Let's-- I've got a surprise for you guys. 98 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,133 We gonna watch another movie? 99 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,302 No, we are not watching another movie. 100 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,973 I'm gonna make a little call to someone you know 101 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,851 who will have some interesting thoughts on the MORPHO machine, 102 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,185 I would've thought. 103 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,064 Okay. I probably should've dialed her in before announcing it, but-- 104 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,190 No, hold it. Hey-- 105 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,985 Hello, Principal Pat! How are you feeling? 106 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:23,944 Better than I look, 107 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,654 which isn't saying much, I know. 108 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,031 You look fine. 109 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,534 Listen, I'm so sorry to hear about your accident, 110 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:34,162 which was brought about because you were recklessly pursuing your potential. 111 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,873 Do you wanna talk us through what happened? 112 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:38,083 Well, you all know what happened, Dusty. 113 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,169 Jacob Kovac saved my dang life. 114 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,963 Yeah, okay, but right before that happened, what happened? 115 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,798 Well, I was pursuing my potential 116 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,133 and having the time of my life. 117 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,427 I can't wait to get back on my bike. 118 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,180 But, you know, in the meantime, 119 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:54,141 I have Mr. Malik here keeping me company. 120 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,436 - Hello, students! - Hello. 121 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,771 The only pain I'm in is the pain of missing the first 122 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,940 homecoming basketball game tonight. 123 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,277 The doctor says I'm in no condition to do my dunk off the trampoline. 124 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,904 No, that's such a shame. 125 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,489 That's always the highlight of the pre-game festivities for me, 126 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,075 and now we're all gonna miss out, simply because you pursued your-- 127 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,620 Wait a minute. I have an idea. 128 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,247 What if my hero, Jacob, does the dunk in my place? 129 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,626 Hell, yeah! My boy Jacob! It'd be like a tribute to his brother. 130 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,795 Except he could actually dunk, and you'll be using a trampoline. 131 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,049 You want me to embarrass myself in front of the entire school? 132 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,510 It's what Kolton would have wanted. 133 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:40,979 Hey, Jacob. 134 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,943 I just wanted to say how amazing it was, what you did for Principal Pat. 135 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,946 - It really is like destiny or something. - It's really not. 136 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,532 Where's your next class? I can walk with you. 137 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,493 Unless you're not going to class? 138 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,537 I don't actually... 139 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,000 I'm not. 140 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,504 Yeah, I-- 141 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,632 I have to go practice for chess club. 142 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,968 - You're in chess club? - No, not yet. 143 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,761 So that's why I gotta go practice. 144 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,183 He's so fucking hot. Right? 145 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:23,105 You're asking me if my dead boyfriend's identical twin is hot? 146 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,482 Sorry. 147 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,026 I guess that was insensitive. 148 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,238 Are you going to the game tonight? 149 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,740 I mean, obviously. 150 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,784 I'm in the band. We're doing a tribute to Kolton. 151 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:37,995 Sorry. 152 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,914 I feel like I keep saying the wrong thing to you. 153 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,293 No, I'm sorry. 154 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,627 Today is just really, really weird. 155 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,212 You can say whatever you want. 156 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,047 Okay. 157 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,468 I think I might try out for chess. 158 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,440 So... 159 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,361 What can I do you for, Jacob? 160 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:16,533 Well, I've been feeling a little short of breath sometimes. 161 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,035 Uh-huh. 162 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,412 Any big stresses in your life at the moment? 163 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:24,166 I guess, maybe. 164 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,960 Why don't you tell me what's wrong, and we can figure it out? 165 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,173 - Okay. - Okay. 166 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,677 Well, my mom died a few years ago. 167 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,971 But I was barely able to process it, 168 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,974 because I had to hold my family together 'cause my dad got super depressed. 169 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,769 Though he'd never admit it because he's in denial, but-- 170 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,563 I basically had to be the parent for me and my twin brother, 171 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:50,651 and then he died in a car accident a few months ago, 172 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,694 which is also something I can't talk to my dad about 173 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:56,573 because of his inability to talk about anything real. 174 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,701 Which makes it feel like I'm suffocating in my own house. 175 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,620 Which is a big reason I smoke a shit-ton of weed, 176 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,455 and then I get a MORPHO card that says I'm a hero, 177 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,082 but I definitely don't feel like a hero, 178 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,209 because I barely did anything for Principal Pat. 179 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,002 And I can't possibly be a hero like my brother, 180 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,964 which makes me feel like a complete impostor. 181 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,757 You know? 182 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:17,928 Wow. 183 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:24,142 I feel exactly the same way. 184 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,103 What? 185 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:30,148 I just finished med school, and now I'm running a medical office. 186 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,859 I'm not ready for this. 187 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,945 I have impostor syndrome, just like you said. 188 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,448 I mean, that's just one of many things I said. 189 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:43,036 But-- But I'm sure you're good at what you do. 190 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:48,250 I mean, I thought I was, till I got this. 191 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,341 Yeah, that's less than ideal, but... 192 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,051 It's freaking me out. 193 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,762 When patients come in, my mind goes blank. 194 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,348 All medical knowledge just flies out the window. 195 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:08,478 If I see something I don't recognize, I just say, "It's nothing." 196 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:13,275 It's really bad. 197 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,618 So, what should I do about my panic attacks? 198 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,538 Well, as I said, my mind is literally blank, 199 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,957 but if you figure something out, please let me know. 200 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,627 Okay? 201 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,545 Okay. 202 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,590 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 203 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,134 You gotta break away. We gotta find you a new man. 204 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,803 One more, one more. Yes! Great move! 205 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:45,390 - Hey... - Jake. Jacob. Look who stopped by. 206 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,060 Yeah. I came over to see how your dad was doing. 207 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,645 'Cause of the tribute to Kolton at the game. 208 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,146 So thoughtful, right? 209 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,190 I told her she should stop by whenever she wants. 210 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,652 And she told me you're doing the dunk tonight! 211 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:57,778 You kidding me? 212 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,696 My hero-boy doing the dunk? 213 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,907 Yeah. I'm super stoked about it. 214 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,493 What's happening here? 215 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,329 Well, since I quit my job-- I quit my job. 216 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,498 I thought I'd get things accomplished. 217 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,375 And look at all this great stuff I'm finding. 218 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,335 Look at this thing, huh? 219 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,463 Yeah, I'm really starting to see the benefits of your unemployment. 220 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,549 Look, I found a bunch of Kolton's old stuff. 221 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,302 Kolton's jersey. 222 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,472 You wanna wear it for the dunk? As a tribute to Kolton? 223 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,182 I don't think that's a good idea. 224 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,518 I don't even wanna do the dunk. 225 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,770 You're gonna be great. Isn't he? 226 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,231 Come on. I can teach you. 227 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,154 I don't have a trampoline, but I can build you a ramp. 228 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,740 I'm gonna chop up some wood. 229 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,371 If it makes you feel any better, I don't think anyone expects you 230 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,039 to, like, get the ball in. 231 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,542 Principal Pat never misses. 232 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,210 Okay. 233 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,880 I've been watching videos of her dunks, and it's like-- 234 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,509 Okay. 235 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,803 She got a slow start, but... 236 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,267 - Wow! She actually gets some serious air. - Insane air. 237 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,771 You're not actually gonna wear that to the game, are you? 238 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,609 I mean, 239 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,821 it's the first time I've heard my dad say Kolton's name since he died, so... 240 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,449 I feel like I don't wanna shut him down right now. 241 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:26,992 Yeah. 242 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,704 I'm just glad he didn't ask me to wear Kolton's jockstrap. 243 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,624 Yeah, I don't think you actually need a jock for basketball, but... 244 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,542 Okay. I didn't know you were such an expert. 245 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,668 Maybe you should do it. 246 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,087 Wear Kolton's jock? I'd be honored. 247 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,060 All right. Pinot for the lady. 248 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,144 Yeah. 249 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,773 - And a ginger ale for the man of God. - Thank you. 250 00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,358 - Yeah. - Wait, hold up. Hana. Hold up. 251 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,485 Hana's new in town. She doesn't quite know what's going on. 252 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,736 No, I think I get it. 253 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,155 You guys all get drunk and go to your kids' basketball games. 254 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,114 Yes. 255 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:09,034 Actually, I'm going as an alumnus this evening. 256 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,538 I played a little hoop back in my day, on top of hockey and track-- 257 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,455 I was on the team too. 258 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,332 And Cass was there. Always cheering me on. 259 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,918 I was a cheerleader, so I cheered on everyone. 260 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,128 I just cheered for Jason Rodriguez. 261 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:24,049 Remember? He had that tattoo of an eagle on his pelvic mound. 262 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,843 - Oh, God. - On his pelvic mound? 263 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,594 I'll admit. I love a man with a tattoo. 264 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,139 You love a guy with a tattoo? 265 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,518 Okay, Cassie. Note to self. Hey, remember senior year-- 266 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,727 Father Reuben, you weren't there. 267 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,189 So, you might like to know that legend has it, and the legend is true 268 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,400 that your boy scored a half-court buzzer-beater. 269 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:42,901 Yeah, nothing but net. 270 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,029 Sounds like something worth holding on to decades later. 271 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,365 - Didn't we lose that game? - Yes, we did. By a lot. 272 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,702 Yeah. Dusty had a clear view of the scoreboard from the bench. 273 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,204 - I got some time-- - But nobody remembers the score, Big D. 274 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164 They just remember the man and the ball. 275 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,835 Anyway. Enough about my triumphs. 276 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,378 I wanna guess everybody's MORPHO card. 277 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,172 Let's not do that. We don't wanna. 278 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,841 - I'm gonna clear these glasses. - Obviously yours is "Party Pooper." 279 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,093 But no, seriously, let me guess, bro. Yours is... 280 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,680 Your potential is "Man." Or "Generic Man." 281 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,307 I got "Teacher Whistler." 282 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,350 Yes. And in my opinion, 283 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,603 the best teacher whistler in town. 284 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,813 Boring. Okay. Nat, you're next. 285 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,398 Definitely got "Storyteller." 286 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,900 Who told you? 287 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,612 Father Reuben. "Priest," obviously. 288 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,615 Actually, I haven't used the machine, and I don't plan to. 289 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:30,949 That's probably smart. 290 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,119 Because if you don't get "Priest," people won't trust you. 291 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,496 Because the machine knows everything apparently. 292 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,333 I bet you'd get "Priest," Father. 293 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,543 Save those two bucks for something else. 294 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,503 Now, Cass. 295 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,547 Cass, Cass, Cassie, Cass. My Cass. 296 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,467 Okay. My initial thought is something like "Model" or "Movie Star." 297 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,512 Maybe even "Goddess." But I feel like it might be more specific. 298 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,014 Can you just guess, so we can go to the game? 299 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,807 Hold on. It's gonna take me a second to figure out 300 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,893 what the smartest, most beautiful woman in town got. 301 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,938 But I'm stumped. Is "Perfection" a potential? 302 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,564 No, but let me help you out. 303 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,317 Because I got "Royalty." 304 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,403 Of course, dude. That makes complete and total sense to me. 305 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,988 Also, I would really like one of those. 306 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,157 - I can make you one. I made that one. - Yes, but mine is gonna say "Superstar," 307 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:16,244 which actually pairs very well with "Royalty," if you think about it. 308 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,829 But... what I'm confused about, though, 309 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,333 is how "Teacher" and "Royalty" make sense together? 310 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,960 "Teacher/Whistler." 311 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,587 They make sense together because we make sense together, which is why 312 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,550 - we've been together for 23 years. - Three... Yeah. 313 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,511 And also, those cards, they do not tell you everything, okay? 314 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:36,807 Because "Teacher Whistler" is not necessarily all that Dusty is or can be. 315 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,101 - So, there. - Oh, really? 316 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,894 Then be something else, Big D. 317 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,105 - Can we get some wings? - Yeah. 318 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,357 Yes, wings. That's a good idea. 319 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:54,825 Good evening, Hooves fans, or should I say, "Welcome, Hoovers!" 320 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,874 Now, as we welcome you back to another great season, 321 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,960 I am proud to announce that tonight's game 322 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,214 is dedicated to the memory of Kolton Kovac. 323 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,384 Kolton wasn't just the captain of our team, 324 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,095 he was the captain of our hearts. 325 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,098 He was quite simply, an angel. 326 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,728 Which is why, tonight, the Deerfield High Marching Band 327 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:27,608 will be performing "Angel" by Shaggy, featuring Rayvon. 328 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,775 Oh, fuck. 329 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,680 Okay. We gotta go. Who's gonna finish the hot wings? 330 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,098 I'll get in on it. 331 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,934 No, careful, Cassie. They're hot wings. 332 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,020 - So? - Well, since when do you like hot wings? 333 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,522 Since always. 334 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,024 What? We always get honey garlic. 335 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,400 Because you like honey garlic. 336 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,779 Oh, no. I didn't mean to start something. Please don't fight, you guys. 337 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:17,074 Look, I've always liked spicy stuff. It was just, you know, you really... 338 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,952 you really went off the deep end that time we ordered medium salsa by accident. 339 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:23,789 - Well, my tongue nearly burned off, so... - Which is why we always get honey garlic. 340 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,457 You guys are gonna miss the tip-off. 341 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,501 I will get the check. You should go. 342 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,919 Aren't you coming, Father? 343 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,629 I'm not much of a sports fan, so... 344 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,047 - Thank you. - Bless you. 345 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,715 You're gonna have the bar to yourself, Father. 346 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,843 You might even have the whole town to yourself. 347 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,095 Be a good boy, Father. 348 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,722 Come on, Hoovers! Game time, baby! 349 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,100 Let's get this! Go, Hooves, go! 350 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,228 - Go, Hooves, go! Go, Hooves, go! - Wow. 351 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,438 - Thank you. - Figured you need this. 352 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,399 After five minutes with Giorgio, anyone would. 353 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,360 I actually like him. He's super grounded and humble. 354 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,112 Speaks at the appropriate volume. 355 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,197 He's an inspiration. 356 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,490 Just incredible. 357 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,542 Hey. 358 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,669 How'd practice with your dad go? 359 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,049 Bad enough that I guess he decided not to come. 360 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,760 We were supposed to meet here, but... 361 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,305 That sucks. 362 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,473 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 363 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,018 I think my parents missed my big sousaphone performance. 364 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,270 That was amazing, by the way. 365 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:33,233 The big sousaphone was, you know, definitely my favorite part. 366 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:34,860 Thanks. 367 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,155 It's not a "bigger" sousaphone. 368 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:42,784 Got it. It's a "big" performance. Normal sousaphone. 369 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,121 Coach Eagleson originally wanted us to play "It Wasn't Me." 370 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,290 Then I managed to talk him down to "Angel," 371 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,042 which still doesn't make any sense. 372 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,127 It's about this guy who has trouble being monogamous. 373 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:56,423 You can't blame Coach Eagleson. I mean, Kolton was a huge Shaggy fan. 374 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,176 Yeah. Total Shag head. 375 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:02,971 Shouldn't you be playing right now? 376 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,640 You know how heavy this thing is? 377 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,351 I don't think anyone will notice. Or care. 378 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,691 Trina's gonna be so mad. Do you see her? Do you see her? 379 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,860 Why would she be mad? She hates when we come to her concerts. 380 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,112 Well, you told me that the game started at 8:00. 381 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,032 Yeah, well, you told me that you liked honey and garlic wings, so... 382 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:23,784 Oh, my God. Dusty. 383 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,953 I like different kinds of wings. Is that such a big deal? 384 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,746 It wouldn't have been a big deal if you told me 385 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,248 at some point in our relationship. 386 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:31,500 I just went on thinking that you were my honey and garlic girl. 387 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,628 But no, no. You like spicy food and tattooed men. 388 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,255 What do I find out next? 389 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,756 You also enjoy meth? 390 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,008 No. You found my meth? 391 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,928 Okay. Let's go, slowpokes! The game's about to start. 392 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,721 Clear the court. Respect the players. 393 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,224 Come on, "alumnuses," over here! 394 00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:51,687 Cass. I hope people don't notice us in our funky sweatshirts. 395 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,605 I hope that they do. 396 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,400 Now, I would've ordered hot wings if I'd known. 397 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,609 Or at least half and half. 398 00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,487 It's just-- How am I supposed to know that you want something different 399 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,572 if you don't tell me? 400 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,448 Well, I'm telling you now. 401 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,201 And that's gotta be a good thing, right? 402 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,745 I mean, we can still surprise each other. 403 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,417 Let's go, Hooves! 404 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:17,004 - Go, Hooves! - Let's go, Hooves! Let's get it, Hooves! 405 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,456 Something good, I hope? 406 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:57,920 Are you kidding me? 407 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,924 As if we needed any more proof that this thing works. 408 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,467 I'm gonna get my camera. 409 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:20,776 And now, because Principal Pat couldn't be here tonight, 410 00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:27,574 to perform the ceremonial opening dunk, Deerfield High's own hero, 411 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:33,163 and Kolton Kovac's loving brother, Jacob Kovac! 412 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:40,170 - Yeah, go, Jacob! - Let's go, Jacob! 413 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:44,508 Come on! Let's go! Jacob! 414 00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,931 They're making Jacob do the dunk? 415 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:52,933 How is that even a thing? 416 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,768 It's supposed to be for charity. 417 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:58,188 Principal Pat said she'd give a 1,000 bucks to the school library if she missed, 418 00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,857 and she's never missed. 419 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,984 Which is why our library is just terrible. 420 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,486 Oh, my gosh. Poor thing. He's probably freaking out. 421 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,030 - We have to show him that we love him. - Right. 422 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,617 - Cass, what are you doing? - Yes, Cassie. 423 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,286 Everything you do is amazing. 424 00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:15,247 Hi. Sorry, Coach. Hey. 425 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,668 Hey! Hey! Deerfield! 426 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:24,965 All right, guys. Let's show our guy some love and some support, yeah? 427 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,508 All right, let's go! Let's go. 428 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,807 - Kovac! Kovac! - Kovac! 429 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:34,850 Kovac! 430 00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,137 Let's go, Jacob! 431 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,932 Game time! 432 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:17,392 So you want me to throw this to you when you hit the trampoline? 433 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:18,977 I don't think I need to add any steps. 434 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,188 Okay. But listen to me. 435 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,191 People are gonna think that you can't do this-- 436 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:27,110 - I know I can't do this. - You've got this. 437 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:29,488 Okay. 438 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,450 You got it. 439 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,955 Where did that come from? 440 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:41,208 I don't know. I was just feeling myself. 441 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:44,878 Go, Jacob! 442 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,638 You got this. 443 00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:15,993 No! 444 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,628 - Not good. - He's moving. He's moving. 445 00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:31,925 We just got $1,000 for the library, so... Hey! 446 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,179 Books! Books! 447 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:39,600 - Books! Books! Books! Books! Books! - Books! Books! Books! Books! 448 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,852 - Books! - Nope. Nobody cares about books. 449 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:44,521 - Okay. - Kovac! 450 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:51,486 - Kovac! Kovac! Kovac! - Kovac! Kovac! 451 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,189 I thought we said, "Never at school." 452 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,857 I know. 453 00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:34,321 But after that... stunning display of athletic prowess, 454 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:36,782 how could I resist? 455 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:38,867 Stunning.