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I've been looking all over school for
you. Guess what?

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I got Daddy's Cadillac for the night in.

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Serena, what's wrong?

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Johnny.

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Johnny?

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I got a letter from Johnny, Brenda.

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He's alive.

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He's coming home.

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Holy cow, you're kidding.

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No, it's true.

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I've been right all along.

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Well, what happened to him? Where's he
been?

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The army says amnesia. He got rolled by
a bunch of gooks in the rice paddies one

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night. He's been in a monastery all
these years.

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Wow.

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Then one night, not long ago, he was
bent down praying, and his cock suddenly

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rose up and called to him, Johnny,
Johnny!

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And he remembered me. He remembered
everything.

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Wow. When's he coming home?

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Oh, soon.

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He says his dick is so big and hard he
has to wear it in a holster. Oh, Johnny.

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He says he's going to come all over me
until I'm completely soaked like a

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donut. Oh, Johnny.

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K -R -U -Z, you're on the air.

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Yes, I'm on the air.

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And now, K -R -U -Z, The Sound of Cruise

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presents The King of Cruisers. That's
right, the self -made man.

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the man -made legend, Mr.

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Mambo Remus.

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Hello,

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cruisers, losers, lowriders, and
linkhorns. Hello, hambones, hopheads,

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freaks, punks, geeks, glue -sniffers,
and gruntheads, zit -pickers, and shit

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-kickers. I'm Mambo Remus, and I'll be
with you all afternoon, right through

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cruise countdown and on into the night,
bopping with you on the Boulevard. So

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let's get cooking.

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Cruise time, at the sound of the tone,
is 3 .30.

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And school is out.

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Do you know where your children are?

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This word just in on the crew's news
line.

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Babsy Bodine, the notorious Nuthouse
Nympho, made a daring break from custody

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this afternoon at a local sanitarium.

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Babsy, immediately following her escape,
wreaked havoc on a nearby wiener stand

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where, according to several
eyewitnesses, she became sexually

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foot -long kraut dog.

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I repeat, Babsy Bodine is at large.
Citizens are cautioned to lock their

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Crush all smokes dead out. Further
details on this...

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Oh my God.

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Got any, uh, weed?

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Price on money, cruising time again. Not
even dark yet, no ready business to

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start. Every brat in town out in that
boulevard getting their rocks off for

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nothing while we end up in the
poorhouse.

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How the hell can we compete with all
that free pussy?

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These brats may be brats, but they ain't
no dummies.

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I still think we merchants ought to just
band together and do something about

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these cruisers.

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You better, you sweetie patootie.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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I've got to see some ID.

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Hey, what's the matter? You're too young
to mess with that stuff.

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Hey, put down that big and funny thing.
Hey, come back here.

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is your prong, presents the nude bake
-off.

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Now here he is, your lovable master of
ceremonies, Monty Ball.

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Welcome to the nude bake -off.

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Because tonight is our anniversary show,

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we brought back last year's champion to
face our current champion.

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Now, what do you say about us meeting
the girls?

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Okay, girls, you can come out now.

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Last year's champion, a hometown girl,
always good for a couple of laps, Miss

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Mamie Butch Von Dyke.

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Butch is the... president of the local
chapter of Women's Live.

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Now, now, gents, don't boo Butch.

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She set a record last year for cherry
pies on one of our shows, making 38 of

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them.

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Sure must have been making those
cherries hard and fast that day, eh,

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You should have seen how many cherries I
made last night, Buster.

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This year's champion, a home economics
major from UCLA, little Betty

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Boots.

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Betty set a record for a date nut cake
by making over 43 of them. For how to

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crack a lot of nuts, eh, Betty?

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Oh, it's all right, Marty. Just
blistered my hands a little.

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Have that innocent routine, you hoe.

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I never.

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You never my ass.

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Now, now, girls, let's save our energy
for the bake -off.

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Fuck off, male chauvinist pig.

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Today, the girls will be making my
favorite banana cream pie.

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Now, as you all know, the girl who bakes
the most banana cream pies in three

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minutes will win the grand prize.

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A flight to any city in the good old U
.S. of A.

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For an all -expense -paid vacation!

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Remember, girls, the banana you peel may
make you fly!

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On your mark, get set...

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And he pies.

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The self -proclaimed nuthouse nympho
allegedly involved in the looting and

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pillaging of Trixie's, a downtown
massage parlor, stealing an assortment

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adult goods with a street value of over
$3 ,000.

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Rudy Gerber, manager of Trixie's, who
had this to say.

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Hey,

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look, Professor Flitch.

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That fucker flunked me last semester.
Yeah.

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It's my sister.

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She's got a thing for these muscle
freaks.

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Here, change while we listen.

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Oh shit.

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Yes. Yes. Yes.

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is details on Babsy Bodine, the
notorious nuthouse nympho.

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Well, it seems there are no new details
on Babsy Bodine.

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She's apparently vanished from the face
of the earth. But we'll have more on

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this and other top news stories when the
cruise news picks up at the top of the

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hour. So in the meantime, we're going to
cook your goose.

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Here, Saria. This will relax you.

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I can't believe it.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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A -R -U -Z.

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Crazy.

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Richie takes X -lax by mistake just
before a blind date.

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Don't miss the fun tonight on Crappy
Days over most of these same stations.

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it on yet?

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She found it.

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up inside of me tonight.

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My gears are grinding. My zig is
shifting. My crank cases are cranking.

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tachometers are rising as the air fills
with a sweet scent of exhaust fumes.

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Burning rubber.

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Squealing brakes.

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The boulevards are calling.

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Let's scoot the booty -rooty -tooty,
baby mama.

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Here comes the KRUZ countdown.

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Okay. Are you ready?

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Can you hear me on the boulevards?

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Yeah! Kicking back in the Cadillac.

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Ready to play in that cabaret.

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Rock!

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Getting down on some heavy sound.

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Can you hear me down in old skid row?

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Are you ready in the chicken coop?

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In the temple of God.

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Can you hear me, Babsy?

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Are you ready, Rudy?

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Drop dead.

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Are you with me, Mama?

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As the sun goes down, we be covering
ground.

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The night is young and we're tired of
losing, so come on, everybody, and live.

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Hey, talk on these mamas, whiskey. Come
on, man. Do it.

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Hey, baby.

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Want to get high?

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Talk to my agent.

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We'll talk on the later, all right?
Right on.

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Place the male subject in a prone
position.

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Familiarize yourself with the crotch
region and its various features.

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Taste the warm stomach and savor the
rich layers of rippling belly flesh.

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Now lift the male organ. Oh, sweet man.
meat.

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Notice the striking contours of the
instrument.

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Introduce yourself.

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Touch lightly the ruby red tip.

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Kiss it.

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Caress it tenderly to your cheek, your
lips.

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Wink your eye to it like the sweet kiss
of the morning butterfly.

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We're getting to know each other.

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Lash the tip more forcefully now and run
your tongue in hot concentric circles

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around the perimeter.

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then gradually down along the smooth
stem.

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Savor the delightful bouquet like the
squishy raw meat of the mandis queen.

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Now prepare to address the entire bulb.

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Hello, bulb.

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tickle the walls of your throat.

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Bear down more firmly.

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Clutch the base.

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You are in control.

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Suck it.

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Heave it. Grind on it. Breathe life into
man's greatest mystery.

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Okay, time to get it up, Max.

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That's better.

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Take it all the way in.

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Eat it.

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Gorge yourself. Make a feast of this
magnificent meat stick.

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Suck him with hard, driving, sensual
stroke.

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Deep in his loins, thick juices are
brewing, percolating, yearning to erupt

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like the molten spray of Vesuvius.

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The entire room is inflamed by your
passion, searing, white -hot.

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I can feel it.

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Almost melting the record.

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And you bear down harder.

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A bit faster now.

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Drawing pressure on his swelling lotus,
you beckon forth his sweet nectar.

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Then teasingly force it back down.

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You stroke now yet faster, harder.

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His passion is unbearable. Your hunger
is insatiable.

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Oh, yes.

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And now even faster.

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Faster. Faster.

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Faster.

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Faster. Faster.

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Faster.

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Brothers who want to get saved.

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Wow. All you guys want to get saved?

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Let us all join hands.

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No, wait. I said hands.

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See,

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now at the top of the hour, this is
Mambo Rebus.

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With a very special surprise dedication.

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This one going out to Serena from
Johnny.

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Hey,

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if you're crazy, crazy lovin', baby, if
you're crazy lovin' yourself, baby,

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well, yeah, don't let nobody else love
you, say if you're crazy, crazy lovin'

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yourself, baby.

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Oh, yeah. Wow.

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Because I'm just an easy boy.

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Meanwhile, back on the boulevard.

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Hey, man, come on, get him, man.

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Hey, uh, baby, uh, now that you're all
by yourself, you want to get off with

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That is no matter for you.

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You know that they make their living
running

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whiskey and pop pills.

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We're back in that bad impression.

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People are starving everywhere.

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What would kill you for a dog?

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Sit down and we'll get there.

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This is the

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Hey, man, come on, man. Come on, man.
Come on. Hey, man. No, I had to. Come

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man. Come on, man.

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Not again. Not again. Come on, man.
Well. Oh, man. Well.

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Uh.

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Bye. Bye, boys.

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So, whatever you're looking for in the
way of adult thrills, you'll find that

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and more at Trixie's Blue Boutique, just
off the boulevard at Bowley Pass.

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And don't forget to ask Rudy for
tonight's special.

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Trixies, where tricks aren't always for
kids.

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Hey, fuck them boulevards, bitches, man.
We're going to get us some real snacks.

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I don't know about this place, Whitey.
Shit, man, my buddy Leroy says he gets

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fucked here all the time, man. All the
time.

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Well, I don't know, man. I guess we'll
just have to, well, you know... Wow,

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look at that snack meat. I can smell
that sir pie all the way through the

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How much is that pussy in the window?

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Hey, you guys, come over here.

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Hey, I'll go check this out, man, okay?
Come here.

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You guys want to see a good show? You
want to see a donkey show?

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And Ferdinand and the pretty girl? Man,
my dad used to be a donkey show.

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Hey,

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you hear that, Whiskey?

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Five a buck?

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Five a buck.

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Five bucks? No, five a buck for both of
you.

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All right.

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Come on, here.

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Five a buck? Okay. All right. First door
to the left.

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Man,

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I can't see shit. Look in the mirror,
partner. You'll see plenty.

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Hey, you smell something funny? Just
shut up and dig on the show, man.

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I can't believe that, man. I know we're
looking for a pizza. Hey, boys. Boys.

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Hey, boys.

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Come here. What do you want this time,
huh?

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I hate to see you boys get the heat, so
I'll tell you what I got for you. No

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monkey business.

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Sexual intercourse.

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Yeah, man. You're going to get screwed.
Listen, man.

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I don't know. I don't think so well.

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Ten of them.

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Both of you. Come on. It's good, huh?
Well.

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Come on. I don't know if I can have one.

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Hey, really.

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Yeah, well, I can see why. All right.
All right. Let's do it. Take it easy,

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Yeah.

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Now you're talking, man.

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That feels so good.

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With each inch I expose, makes my
already swollen stick grow

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harder.

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There. Oh, shit. No longer is observing
your twin mound sufficient.

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Now I must unveil your V -shaped
triangle in your buttocks.

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How'd you like to unveil my foot up your
poop sheet, buddy?

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Hey, come on, Whitey. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hey, man, lookie here.

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Hey, that's not a bad -looking ugly
cheese there, man. Yeah, man. Meanwhile,

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back on the moonlight.

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Are you Z? You're on the air.

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I can't go on, and I got this gun here,
and I might as well just... I'm sorry,

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sir. You're going to have to turn your
set down at home. But, Mambo, I got no

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reason for living, so I might as well
just pack it in and... Sir, you'll have

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turn your home set off. We're on a tape
delay here.

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Mambo, if you can give me one good
reason to go on, I might consider it,

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Sir, you have to turn it down. How the
hell...

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Thanks for your touch.

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I must begin my descent.

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First, pranically sucking on your coral
-tipped breath.

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Yeah. Hey, man, it's getting better.

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Look at that.

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I fear for my sanity when your well
-trained tongue teases my tingling

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If my dog had a head like that, dude,
I'd shave his balls and walk him upside

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down. Come on, man.

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Soon my flicking tongue will be
entangled in the black forest of your

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hair.

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Hurry to my slit and sample the sweet
love dew already beginning to pour from

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insides.

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More,

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more. Don't stop.

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My cum juice is spilling forth in great
surges.

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Check it out. Check this shit out.

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Get into that stuff, man.

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Look at him. He's just slipping away.

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That guy couldn't plug a hog's butt on a
bacon slab.

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I'm standing behind you. My battering
ram binds its way in and out of your

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cavern of love.

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Man, I hope the movie we're in is better
than this one.

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This feels truly superb.

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I must be dreaming.

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You're not dreaming.

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It's such pleasure possible.

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I'm almost out of my mind with ecstasy.

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My lust has stemmed me whole.

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Beginning to feel the nearness of the
culmination of our fairy tale -like

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coupling.

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No man has ever brought me to this
height of excitement.

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Let's return to the love tent and finish
our unique experience.

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Oh, shit, man. Let's just hit the end of
the line. Yeah, that's brilliant, son.

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Yeah, man. That's enough of this crap.
Nothing here, man.

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in person. A hell of a crowd brewing
here, Mambo. A hell of a crowd.

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This is Bob Taffey, Cruise News, at the
end of the line, returning you now to

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Mambo Remus. Thank you, Bob and Gilly.

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Before we wind up here, I'd like to
invite everybody to boogie on up to the

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of the line and meet us at the Cruise
Cookout, right after the show.

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One last little surprise.

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This one going out to Babsy Bodine,
wherever you are. This is Mambo Remus

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saying, rock -a -bye.

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This is a test. For the next 30 seconds,
this station will be conducting a test

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of the emergency broadcast system.

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This is only a test.

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lost the emergency test portion of our
program.

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Had this been an actual attack, you
would have been advised to tune to a

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in your area whose emergency alert
system is working.

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Portions of this test have been pre
-recorded.

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Last week, Mambo Remus, general manager
of KRUC, broadcast an editorial in favor

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of keeping the boulevard open for
cruising purposes and condemning the

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harassment by local law enforcement
agencies and citizens groups,

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its obligation to present opposing
viewpoints from responsible parties.

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K -R -U -Z now brings you this rebuttal
from Rudy Gerber, local merchant and

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manager of Crixie's Blueberry.

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You know something, Mambo?

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You make me sick.

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And if you don't like it, you can suck
my dick.

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If all our lives were busy trying
again...

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as many times as you like, but remember,
this offer is limited, so act now. No

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salesman will visit you when you are
under no obligation, but remember, first

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come, first served.

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And cars continue to prowl in, people
from all walks of life. Wombo's expected

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to arrive momentarily. I can only
describe the scene here as way out.

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Oh, that's far out, Wombo. Right, far
out. We'll be back after this brief

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message. If you are outside our area
code, call Collect.

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If you have no phone or are unable to
call, write. If you are unable to write,

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give up. Remember, you must be
completely satisfied or we will

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any reduced portion of your money.

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And I can only repeat, whoever you are,
whatever you're doing, you've still got

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time to make tracks right on down to the
end of the line where the all -star

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cruise cookout is about to begin.

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And remember, you are under no
obligation, but this offer is limited,

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now. Just listen to others who have
tried it.

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The place is packed and this crowd is
going ape. Only a few stragglers still

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cruising the once crowded boulevard at
this late hour.

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Fancy Bodine down there. I'm leaning out
the side here for a closer look. Holy

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Toledo, he's headed straight for the
cruise cookout. I'm leaning a little

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further here.

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Steady, Gilly.

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rustle up our saxophone player.

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We're going to be getting down on some
heavy sound.

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Come on, horn player.

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01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,080
Come on, sax man. Come on, man. You're
so slow.

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Are you cruisers ready to cook tonight?

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All right.

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01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,640
I'm going to scoot the boot of Rudy
Judy, baby mama.

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Yes, yes.

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01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:33,180
Okay. Where is that son of a bitch
anyway?

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01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,600
Hey, man, I can't get it. What the dude,
man? Let's cook.

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01:11:01,350 --> 01:11:03,850
Yes, you should already love this game,
my brother.

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beat and you've got the feet. So let's
see some boot scooting for Roland Collin

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Winsky.

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... ... ...

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... ... ...

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But I've got a real mama, real mama.

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© BF

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-WATCH TV 2021

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We'll be

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right

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01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:13,420
back.

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She's a hobby.

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01:18:24,709 --> 01:18:30,530
I got a Birmingham mama, like out of
Alabama, who's going to love me.

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01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:36,210
I got a Birmingham mama, like out of
Alabama, who's going to love me.

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01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,000
Thank you.

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01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:19,680
We'll be right

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01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:40,800
back.

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01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:45,120
Got a hop, hop, hop, one hip to it. It
sure looks good to me.

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01:22:46,100 --> 01:22:47,100
I'm hip.