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Subtitles by explosiveskull
<b>Resynced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick</b>.

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Now, I know
what you're thinking.

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"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?"

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Well, sometimes
you have to get captured

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just to get a straight answer
out of somebody.

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It's a long story,

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but basically,
I'm a bit of a hero.

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See, I spent some time
on Earth...

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fought some robots,

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saved the planet
a couple of times.

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Then I went searching
through the cosmos

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for some magic, colorful
Infinity Stone things.

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Didn't find any.

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That's when I came across

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a path of death
and destruction...

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which led me all the way here
into this cage...

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where I met you.

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Hmm.

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How much longer do you think
we'll be here?

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Thor, son of Odin.

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Surtur, son of a bitch.

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You're still alive.

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I thought my father killed you
a half a million years ago.

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I cannot die.

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Not until
I fulfill my destiny...

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and lay waste to your home.

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It's funny
you should mention that.

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Because I've been having these
terrible dreams of late.

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Asgard up in flames,
falling to ruins.

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And you, Surtur,

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are at the center
of all of them.

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Then you have seen Ragnarok,
the fall of Asgard.

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- The great prophecy...
- Hang on.

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Hang on.

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I'll be back around shortly.

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I really feel like we were
connecting there.

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Okay, so Ragnarok.

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Tell me about that.
Walk me through it.

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My time has come.

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When my crown is reunited
with the Eternal Flame...

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I shall be restored
to my full might.

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I will tower
over the mountains...

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and bury my sword
deep in Asgard's...

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Oh, hang on.
Give it a second.

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I swear I'm not even moving.

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It's just doing this
on its own.

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I'm really sorry.

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Okay, so let me
get this straight.

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You're going to put your crown
into the Eternal Flame...

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and then you'll suddenly grow
as big as a house?

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A mountain!

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The Eternal Flame that Odin
keeps locked away on Asgard?

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Odin is not on Asgard.

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And your absence has left
the throne defenseless.

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Okay, so where is it?
This crown?

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This is my crown,
the source of my power.

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Oh, that's a crown.

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I thought it was
a big eyebrow.

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It's a crown.

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Anyway, it sounds like all I
have to do to stop Ragnarok...

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is rip that thing
off your head.

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But Ragnarok
has already begun.

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You cannot stop it.

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I am Asgard's doom,
and so are you.

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All will suffer,
all will burn.

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Oh, that's intense.

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To be honest,
seeing you grow really big...

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and set fire to a planet
would be quite the spectacle.

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But it looks like I'm gonna
have to choose option B...

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where I bust
out of these chains...

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knock that tiara
off your head,

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and stash it away
in Asgard's vault.

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You cannot stop Ragnarok.

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Why fight it?

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Because that's what heroes do.

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Hmm.

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Wait, I'm sorry.
I didn't time that right.

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Hmm?

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And, now!

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You have made
a grave mistake, Odinson.

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I make grave mistakes
all the time.

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Everything seems
to work out.

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Huh?

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Heimdall, I know
it's been a while,

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but I could really use
a fast exit.

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Heimdall?

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Heimdall was an idiot.

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This job should have
made him rich.

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Now, the job ain't easy...

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but it does have
its benefits.

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The Bifrost gives me
access to everything

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the Nine Realms
has to offer.

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I mean it's all mine
for the taking.

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Behold...

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my stuff.

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Ooh.

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I'm particularly fond
of these.

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I pulled them out of a place
on Midgard called Texas.

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I even named them.
Des and Troy.

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You see, when you
put them together...

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they destroy.

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Heimdall, come on.

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Stay!

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Heimdall? I'm running
short on options.

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<i>Heimdall?</i>

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Um... Skurge?

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Is that important?

108
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You girls
are in for a treat.

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Girls!

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Well, well, well.
Look who decided to pop in.

111
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Thanks for scaring away
my company

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and drenching my
workplace in brains.

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Who are you?

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Don't you remember?
I'm Skurge.

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We fought together
on Vanaheim.

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Right. Where is Heimdall?

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That traitor. No one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.

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Traitor?

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Yeah. Well, you see,
Odin charged Heimdall

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with negligence of duty...

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but he disappeared
before the trial.

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Hard to catch a guy

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who can see everything
in the universe.

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Sure.

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Hold on. I'm supposed
to announce your arrival.

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What the hell is that?

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Oh, brother.
This is it.

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I take my leave.

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You fool,
you didn't listen!

130
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I'm sorry.

131
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Lady Sif, get help!

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Somebody, help!

133
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Sorry
for all I've done.

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Shh. It's all right.
Hold on.

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I'm sorry
I tried to rule Earth.

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They'd be lucky to have you.

137
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I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.

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- I just couldn't help myself.
- I know.

139
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I'm a trickster.

140
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So mischievous.

141
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Sorry about that time
I turned you into a frog.

142
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It was a wonderful joke.

143
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'Twas indeed hilarious.

144
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You are the savior
of Asgard.

145
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- Tell my story.
- I will.

146
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Build a statue for me.

147
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We will build
a big statue for you.

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With my helmet on,
with the big bendy horns.

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I will tell Father
what you did here today.

150
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I didn't do it for him.

151
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No!

152
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And so,
Loki died of his wounds...

153
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giving his life for ours.

154
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He fought back
those disgusting elves...

155
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he brought peace to the realm.

156
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Loki, my boy...

157
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'twas many moons ago
I found you

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on that
frostbitten battlefield.

159
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On that day,
I did not yet see in you...

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Asgard's savior. No.

161
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You were merely a little
blue baby icicle...

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that melted
this old fool's heart.

163
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Bravo! Bravo!
Well done. Bravo.

164
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Father.

165
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Oh, shit.

166
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Uh, my son, Thor,
has returned!

167
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Greetings, my boy.

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It's an interesting play.
What's it called?

169
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<i>The Tragedy
of Loki of Asgard.</i>

170
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The people wanted
to commemorate him.

171
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Ah, indeed they should.

172
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I like the statue.

173
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A lot better looking than he
was when he was alive, though.

174
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A little less weaselly,
less greasy, maybe.

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Do you know what this is?

176
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The skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon!

177
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Do me a favor. Lock
this away in a vault...

178
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so it doesn't turn
into a giant monster

179
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and destroy
the whole planet.

180
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Thank you, dear. Um...

181
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So it's back to Midgard
for you, is it?

182
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Nope.

183
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I've been having this
reoccurring dream lately.

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Every night, I see
Asgard fall into ruins.

185
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That's just
a silly dream...

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signs of an overactive
imagination.

187
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Possibly.

188
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But then I decide to go
out there and investigate.

189
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And what do I find,

190
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but the Nine Realms
completely in chaos.

191
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Enemies of Asgard assembling,
plotting our demise...

192
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all while you, Odin,

193
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the protector
of those Nine Realms...

194
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are sitting here
in your bathrobe,

195
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eating grapes.

196
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Yes, it is best to respect
our neighbors' freedom.

197
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Yes, of course, the
freedom to be massacred.

198
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Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself.

199
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Watching theater.

200
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Board meetings, and security
council meetings...

201
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You're really gonna
make me do it?

202
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Do what?

203
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You know that nothing
will stop Mjolnir

204
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as it returns to my hand.

205
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Not even your face.

206
00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:29,250
You've gone quite mad.
You'll be executed for this.

207
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Then I'll see you on the
other side, brother.

208
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All right, I yield.

209
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Behold!

210
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Thor...

211
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- Odinson.
- No.

212
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,340
You had one job.
Just the one.

213
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,380
Where's Odin?

214
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You just couldn't
stay away, could you?

215
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Everything was fine
without you.

216
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Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.

217
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,480
- Ask them.
- Where's Father?

218
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- Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.

219
00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,290
You had the independence
you asked for.

220
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:09,390
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

221
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,660
Okay. I know exactly
where he is.

222
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,710
I swear I left him
right here.

223
00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:28,570
Right here
on the sidewalk,

224
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or right there where the
building is being demolished?

225
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,540
Great planning.

226
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,580
How was I
supposed to know?

227
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,450
Can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.

228
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,780
No? Then why do you
dress like one?

229
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,820
- Hey.
- I can't believe you're alive.

230
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I saw you die.

231
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,290
I mourned you,
I cried for you.

232
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,720
I'm honored.

233
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,660
Ask him.

234
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,720
Hi. Would you mind taking
a picture with us?

235
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,160
Oh, sure.

236
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,560
Start figuring out
where he is.

237
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,700
Oh, my God.

238
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,800
Sorry to hear
that Jane dumped you.

239
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,270
She didn't dump me,
you know.

240
00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:59,210
I dumped her.
It was a mutual dumping.

241
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,310
What's this?
What are you doing?

242
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,380
This isn't me.

243
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Loki.

244
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,640
Thor Odinson.

245
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,720
God of Thunder.

246
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,790
You can put down
the umbrella.

247
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,540
So, Earth has, uh,
wizards now?

248
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,450
The preferred term is

249
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"Master of the Mystic Arts."
You can leave that now.

250
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,220
All right, wizard.

251
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,690
Who are you?
Why should I care?

252
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,720
My name is
Doctor Stephen Strange,

253
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,930
and I have some
questions for you.

254
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,130
Take a seat.

255
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,270
Tea?

256
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,200
I don't drink tea.

257
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,510
What do you drink?

258
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,680
Not tea.

259
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,810
So, I keep a watch list

260
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,780
of individuals and beings
from other realms...

261
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,350
that may be a threat
to this world.

262
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:55,420
Your adopted brother, Loki,
is one of those beings.

263
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,790
He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm.

264
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,590
Then why bring him here?

265
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,690
We're looking for my father.

266
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:07,000
So, if I were to tell you
where Odin was...

267
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,600
all parties concerned would
promptly return to Asgard?

268
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,740
Promptly.

269
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,500
Great! Then I'll help you.

270
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,240
If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?

271
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,410
I have to tell you,
he was adamant

272
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,440
that he not be disturbed.

273
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,840
Your father said he had
chosen to remain in exile.

274
00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:24,450
- Hmm.
- And you don't have a phone.

275
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:26,280
No, I don't have a phone...

276
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,850
but you could have sent
an electronic letter.

277
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,250
It's called an email.

278
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,320
- Yeah, do you have a computer?
- No. What for?

279
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,990
- Uh-huh.
- Anyway,

280
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,890
my father
is no longer in exile.

281
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,590
So if you could
tell me where he is,

282
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,830
I can take him home.

283
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,500
Gladly. He's in Norway.

284
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,830
I'm just seeing
whether this incantation

285
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,940
requires any Asgardian
modifications.

286
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,740
Nope.

287
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:49,810
Oh, we don't need that.

288
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,220
Will you stop doing that?

289
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,350
I need just one strand
of your hair.

290
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:03,250
Let me explain something.

291
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,790
My hair is not to be
meddled with.

292
00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,000
We could have just walked.

293
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,700
He's waiting for you.

294
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,010
All right.

295
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,710
Don't forget your umbrella.

296
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,910
Oh, yes.

297
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,750
Sorry.

298
00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:37,790
There we go.

299
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:40,490
I suppose I'll need
my brother back.

300
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,890
Oh, yeah. Right.

301
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,440
I have been falling
for 30 minutes!

302
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,640
You can handle him
from here.

303
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,340
Yes. Of course.

304
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,770
Thank you very much
for your help.

305
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,910
Good luck.

306
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,980
Handle me?
Who are you?

307
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,780
Loki.

308
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,910
You think you're
some kind of sorcerer?

309
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,020
Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...

310
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,080
Bye-bye.

311
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:31,780
Father?

312
00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,420
Look at this place.
It's beautiful.

313
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,890
Father, it's us.

314
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,800
My sons.

315
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,530
I've been
waiting for you.

316
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,030
I know. We've come
to take you home.

317
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:53,830
Home, yes.

318
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,010
Your mother,
she calls me.

319
00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,410
Do you hear it?

320
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,880
Loki, lift your magic.

321
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,450
Took me quite a while to
break free from your spell.

322
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,980
Frigga would have
been proud.

323
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,750
Come and sit with me.
I don't have much time.

324
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,030
I know that
we failed you.

325
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,530
But we can make this right.

326
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,530
I failed you.

327
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,440
It is upon us. Ragnarok.

328
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,470
No, I've stopped Ragnarok.
I put an end to Surtur.

329
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:35,210
No.

330
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,480
It has already begun.
She's coming.

331
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,880
My life was all that
held her back.

332
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,120
But my time has come.

333
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:46,920
I cannot keep her away
any longer.

334
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,120
Father, who are you
talking about?

335
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,060
Goddess of Death. Hela.

336
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,760
My firstborn.

337
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,860
Your sister.

338
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,730
Your what?

339
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,100
Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.

340
00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:11,510
I couldn't stop her,
so I imprisoned her.

341
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:13,680
Locked her away.

342
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,950
She draws her strength
from Asgard...

343
00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:22,120
and once she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.

344
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,620
Whatever she is, we can stop her together.
We can face her together.

345
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:25,630
No, we won't.

346
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,990
I'm on a different path now.

347
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,560
This you must face alone.

348
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,640
I love you, my sons.

349
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,810
Look at that.

350
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:44,480
Remember this place.

351
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,510
Home.

352
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:28,250
Brother.

353
00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:39,000
This was your doing.

354
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,710
So he's gone.

355
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,080
That's a shame. I would've
liked to have seen that.

356
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,720
You must be Hela.

357
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,950
I'm Thor, son of Odin.

358
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,790
Really?
You don't look like him.

359
00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:39,720
Perhaps we can come
to an arrangement.

360
00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:41,630
You sound like him.

361
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,830
Kneel.

362
00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:46,100
Beg your pardon?

363
00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:52,010
Kneel.

364
00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,980
Before your queen.

365
00:23:58,210 --> 00:23:59,710
I don't think so.

366
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:13,690
It's not possible.

367
00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:17,230
Darling, you have no idea
what's possible.

368
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,450
Bring us back!

369
00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:39,720
No!

370
00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,800
Loki!

371
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,520
Who are you? What have
you done with Thor?

372
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,820
I'm Hela.

373
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:50,090
I'm just a janitor.

374
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,230
You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.

375
00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:58,030
How would you like a job?

376
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,660
Are you a fighter?

377
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,600
Or are you food?

378
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,970
I'm just passing through.

379
00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:17,430
It is food.

380
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,540
On your knees.

381
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,920
He's mine.

382
00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:13,190
Wait!

383
00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:23,200
Wait!

384
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,600
He's mine.

385
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,110
So if you want him,
you go through me.

386
00:29:30,110 --> 00:29:31,440
But we've already
got him.

387
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,580
All right, then.
I guess I go through you.

388
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:38,150
More food.

389
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,650
Thank you.

390
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,160
Scrapper 142. I need clearance
and an audience with the boss.

391
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,130
I've got something special.

392
00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:58,400
Hey! Where are you
taking me?

393
00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,100
Answer me!

394
00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:02,500
Hey!

395
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:06,400
I am Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.

396
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,710
Many apologies, your majesty.

397
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:40,810
It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.

398
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:51,550
I am Hela,
Odin's firstborn...

399
00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,180
the commander
of the Legions of Asgard...

400
00:31:54,190 --> 00:31:55,750
the rightful heir
to the throne,

401
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,790
and the Goddess of Death.

402
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,760
My father is dead.

403
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,360
As are the princes.
You're welcome.

404
00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:08,700
We were once the seat

405
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,870
of absolute power
in the cosmos.

406
00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:13,340
Our supremacy
was unchallenged.

407
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,540
Yet Odin stopped
at Nine Realms.

408
00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:20,080
Our destiny is
to rule over all others.

409
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:24,250
And I am here
to restore that power.

410
00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:27,180
Kneel before me...

411
00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:31,220
and rise into the ranks
of my great conquest.

412
00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:34,460
Whoever you are...

413
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,590
whatever you've done,
surrender now!

414
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,900
Or we will show you
no mercy.

415
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:41,630
Whoever I am?

416
00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:44,400
Did you listen
to a word I said?

417
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,440
This is your
last warning!

418
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,810
I thought you'd be
happy to see me.

419
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,720
Fine.

420
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,560
Charge!

421
00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:09,520
Oh, I've missed this.

422
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,450
Still, it's a shame.

423
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,720
Good soldiers dying
for nothing...

424
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:16,290
all because they couldn't
see the future.

425
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,660
Sad.

426
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:20,830
Oh, look, still alive.

427
00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:30,310
Change of heart?

428
00:34:30,310 --> 00:34:32,680
Go back to whatever cave
you crept out of.

429
00:34:33,950 --> 00:34:35,510
You evil demoness!

430
00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,490
Let's go see my palace.

431
00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:14,690
<i>Fear not, for you are found.</i>

432
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,720
<i>You are home,
and there is no going back.</i>

433
00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:24,360
<i>No one leaves this place.</i>

434
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,030
<i>But what is this place?</i>

435
00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:29,500
<i>The answer is Sakaar.</i>

436
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,570
<i>Surrounded
by cosmic gateways...</i>

437
00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:36,570
<i>Sakaar lives on the edge
of the known and unknown.</i>

438
00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:38,410
<i>It is the collection point</i>

439
00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:40,340
<i>for all lost
and unloved things...</i>

440
00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,040
<i>like you.</i>

441
00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:44,980
<i>But here on Sakaar,
you are significant.</i>

442
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,720
<i>You are valuable.</i>

443
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,350
<i>Here you are loved.</i>

444
00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:49,620
What the hell?

445
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:52,720
<i>And no one loves you more
than the Grandmaster.</i>

446
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,720
<i>He is the original,</i>

447
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:56,990
<i>the first lost
and the first found...</i>

448
00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,090
<i>the creator of Sakaar...</i>

449
00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,800
<i>and father
of the Contest of Champions.</i>

450
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,370
<i>Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.</i>

451
00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:09,640
<i>You are the property
of the Grandmaster.</i>

452
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,140
<i>Congratulations!</i>

453
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:15,110
<i>You will meet the Grandmaster
in 5 seconds.</i>

454
00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:16,620
<i>Prepare yourself.</i>

455
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520
<i>Prepare yourself.</i>

456
00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:24,690
<i>You are now meeting
the Grandmaster.</i>

457
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,900
Hmm, hmm, hmm.

458
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,800
He's wonderful.
It is a he?

459
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,040
It is a he.

460
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,140
Yeah.

461
00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:44,470
I love when you come
to visit, 142.

462
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,110
You bring me the best stuff.

463
00:36:46,110 --> 00:36:47,980
Whenever we get
to talking, Topaz,

464
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,880
about Scrapper 142...

465
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,480
what do I always say?

466
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,650
"She is the..."
And it starts with a "B."

467
00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:54,690
Trash.

468
00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:58,420
No, not trash.

469
00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,820
Were you waiting
just to call her that?

470
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:01,590
It doesn't start
with a "B."

471
00:37:01,590 --> 00:37:02,690
Booze hag.

472
00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:07,830
Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best."
I was thinking about "best."

473
00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,130
'Cause I always say
you're the best.

474
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,200
She brought me my beloved
champion, you know.

475
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,170
You say that every time
she's here.

476
00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:14,610
What have you brought today?
Tell me.

477
00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:16,010
A contender.

478
00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:17,110
A what?

479
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,540
I need to go closer.
I want a closer look at this.

480
00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:21,680
Can you take us closer?
Thank you.

481
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,090
Pay this lady.

482
00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:37,030
Just wait a damn minute.

483
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:39,630
I'm not for sale.

484
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,600
Man, he's a fighter.

485
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:49,010
I take 10 million.

486
00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,040
Tell her she's dreaming.

487
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,710
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
transfer the units.

488
00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:00,950
You'll pay for this.

489
00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:02,450
No, I got paid for this.

490
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,840
Here's what I wanna know.

491
00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:08,560
Who are you?

492
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:13,130
I am the God of Thunder.

493
00:38:13,130 --> 00:38:14,930
Wow.

494
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,230
I didn't hear any thunder,

495
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,100
but out of your fingers,
was that sparkles?

496
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,540
We've located your cousin.

497
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:24,010
Uh, oh, good!

498
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,280
Yeah, come on. I think
you're gonna like this.

499
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,540
There he is.

500
00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:29,210
Hey, cuz.

501
00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:31,650
We almost couldn't find you.
What, you been hiding?

502
00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:33,120
Hi.

503
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,550
Hmm.

504
00:38:34,550 --> 00:38:35,850
So...

505
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,650
Please.

506
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,220
I'm sorry.

507
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:40,690
Yeah.

508
00:38:40,690 --> 00:38:41,890
Carlo...

509
00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,290
I pardon you.

510
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,900
Oh, thank you.

511
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,200
Thank you.

512
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,170
You're officially pardoned.
From life.

513
00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:57,080
Help me.

514
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,780
Oh, my God!

515
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,780
I'm stepping in it.
I'm stepping in it. Look!

516
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,080
Wow.

517
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,080
Oh, the smell.

518
00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:08,580
What does it smell like?

519
00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,790
Burnt toast.

520
00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,860
What happened to my manners?

521
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:14,620
I haven't properly
introduced myself.

522
00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:16,890
Come on.
Uh, follow me.

523
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,030
My name is Grandmaster.

524
00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,830
I preside over
a little harlequinade

525
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,700
called the
Contest of Champions.

526
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,970
People come
from far and wide

527
00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:25,600
to unwillingly
participate in it.

528
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,700
And you, my friend,

529
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,140
might just be part
of the new cast.

530
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:29,440
What do you say to that?

531
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,780
We're not friends and I don't
give a shit about your games.

532
00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:33,210
I'm going back to Asgard.

533
00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:36,110
Ass-gard.

534
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:38,250
One, two, three, four.

535
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,080
There was a wormhole
in space and time beneath me.

536
00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:45,590
At that moment,
I let go.

537
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:46,690
Loki?

538
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,830
Loki! Loki!

539
00:39:49,830 --> 00:39:53,200
Over here. Over here.

540
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,030
- Excuse me one second.
- Loki!

541
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,970
- What?
- You're alive?

542
00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,770
- Yes, of course I'm alive.
- What are you doing here?

543
00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:00,840
What do you mean,
what am I doing?

544
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,100
I'm stuck
in this stupid chair.

545
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,610
- Where's your chair?
- I didn't get a chair.

546
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:04,940
- Get me out of this one.
- I can't.

547
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:06,280
- Get me out. What?
- I can't.

548
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,340
I've made friends
with this man.

549
00:40:07,350 --> 00:40:08,740
He's called
the Grandmaster.

550
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:09,950
- Oh, he's crazy!
- I've gained his favor.

551
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,750
The Bifrost brought me
out here weeks ago.

552
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:12,980
- Weeks ago?
- Yes.

553
00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:13,950
I just got here.

554
00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:15,250
What are you
whispering about?

555
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,290
Time works real different
around these parts.

556
00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:21,660
On any other world, I'd be,
like, millions of years old.

557
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:23,230
But here on Sakaar...

558
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,370
In any case,
you know this, uh...

559
00:40:31,370 --> 00:40:32,900
You call yourself
Lord of Thunder?

560
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,310
God of Thunder.
Tell him.

561
00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:37,170
I've never met this man
in my life.

562
00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:39,010
- He's my brother.
- Adopted.

563
00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:40,210
Is he any kind of a fighter?

564
00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:41,310
You take this thing

565
00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:42,310
out of my neck
and I'll show you.

566
00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:44,380
Now, listen to that.
He's threatening me.

567
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,680
Hey, Sparkles,
here's the deal.

568
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,990
If you wanna get back
to Ass-place, Assberg...

569
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:49,920
Asgard.

570
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,160
Any contender who defeats
my champion...

571
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,160
their freedom
they shall win.

572
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,860
Fine. Then point me
in the direction

573
00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:58,660
of whoever's ass
I have to kick!

574
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:01,230
That's what I call,
contender.

575
00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:04,030
Direction would be
this way, Lord.

576
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,300
Ah! Loki!

577
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,180
Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, man.

578
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,080
Over here.

579
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,880
The pile of rocks
waving at you. Here.

580
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,450
Yeah, I'm actually a thing.
I'm a being.

581
00:41:20,450 --> 00:41:22,180
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Korg.

582
00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:23,850
I'm kind of like
the leader in here.

583
00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:25,720
I'm made of rocks,
as you can see.

584
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,320
But don't let that
intimidate you.

585
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,390
You don't need to be afraid

586
00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:30,390
unless you're made of scissors.

587
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:31,790
Just a little
rock-paper-scissor

588
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,960
joke for you.

589
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,900
This is my very good friend
over here, Miek.

590
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,200
He's an insect
and has knives for hands.

591
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,900
You're a Kronan,
aren't you?

592
00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:43,710
- That I am.
- How'd you end up in here?

593
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,340
Ah, well, I tried to
start a revolution,

594
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,810
but didn't print
enough pamphlets.

595
00:41:46,810 --> 00:41:48,180
So hardly anyone
turned up,

596
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:51,080
except for my mum
and her boyfriend, who I hate.

597
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,410
As punishment,
I was forced

598
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:55,080
to be in here
and become a gladiator.

599
00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:56,790
Bit of a promotional
disaster, that one.

600
00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:59,490
But I'm actually organizing
another revolution.

601
00:41:59,490 --> 00:42:00,760
I don't know
if you'd be interested

602
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,860
in something like that.

603
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:03,700
Do you reckon
you'd be interested?

604
00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:07,030
How did you...

605
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:09,930
Ah, yeah, no.
This whole thing is a circle.

606
00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:13,200
But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.

607
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,440
This doesn't make
any sense.

608
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,070
No, nothing makes sense
here, man.

609
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:17,440
The only thing
that does make sense

610
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,210
is that nothing
makes sense.

611
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,810
Has anyone here fought
the Grandmaster's champion?

612
00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:23,010
Doug has.

613
00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:24,150
Doug!

614
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:25,280
Our luck, Doug's dead.

615
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,480
That's right.

616
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,080
Everyone who fights the
Grandmaster's champion perishes.

617
00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:30,950
What about you?
You're made of rocks.

618
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,820
Perishable rock. There you go.
Another one gone.

619
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,530
Yeah, no, I just do
the smaller fights,

620
00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:37,830
warm up the crowd
and whatnot.

621
00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:39,760
Wait. You're not gonna
face him, are you?

622
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,260
Yes, I am.

623
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,200
Gonna fight him, win,

624
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,170
and get the hell out
of this place.

625
00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:47,240
That's exactly
what Doug used to say.

626
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,870
See you later, new Doug.

627
00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:01,280
Does no one remember me?

628
00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,860
Has no one been taught
our history?

629
00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:11,460
Look at these lies.

630
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:13,030
Goblets and garden parties?

631
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,940
Peace treaties?

632
00:43:17,570 --> 00:43:19,100
Odin...

633
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,940
proud to have it...

634
00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,310
ashamed of how he got it.

635
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,990
We were unstoppable.

636
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:46,030
I was his weapon
in the conquest

637
00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,470
that built Asgard's empire.

638
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:54,900
One by one,
the realms became ours.

639
00:43:54,910 --> 00:43:59,210
But then, simply because
my ambition outgrew his...

640
00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:04,150
he banished me, caged me,
locked me away like an animal.

641
00:44:04,150 --> 00:44:07,120
Before that, Asgard's
warriors were honored...

642
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,820
their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.

643
00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,570
- Odin's treasures.
- Fake.

644
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,340
Most of the stuff in here
is fake.

645
00:44:29,010 --> 00:44:30,180
Or weak.

646
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,250
Smaller than I thought
it would be.

647
00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:36,950
That's not bad.

648
00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:38,580
But this...

649
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:41,350
The Eternal Flame.

650
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,880
Want to see what true power
really looks like?

651
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,380
Fenris, my darling,
what have they done to you?

652
00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:50,020
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.

653
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,440
I've missed you.

654
00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:10,240
I've missed you all.

655
00:46:13,010 --> 00:46:14,180
Odin...

656
00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:17,610
I bid you take your place
in the halls of Valhalla...

657
00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:20,120
where the brave
shall live forever.

658
00:46:21,450 --> 00:46:24,120
Nor shall we mourn
but rejoice...

659
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,420
for those that have died...

660
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:26,860
...the glorious death.

661
00:46:34,730 --> 00:46:36,400
Hurts, doesn't it?

662
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400
Being lied to.

663
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,770
Being told you're one thing

664
00:46:39,770 --> 00:46:41,970
and then learning
it's all a fiction.

665
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,780
You didn't think I'd really
come and see you, did you?

666
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:50,580
This place is disgusting.

667
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:55,220
Does this mean
you don't want my help?

668
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,350
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my
position with the Grandmaster.

669
00:46:57,350 --> 00:46:59,120
It took me time
to win his trust.

670
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,460
He's a lunatic,
but he can be amenable.

671
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,190
What I'm telling you is,

672
00:47:02,190 --> 00:47:03,790
you could join me
at the Grandmaster's side.

673
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,290
Perhaps, in time,

674
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:08,500
an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...

675
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,210
You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?

676
00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,410
Our sister destroyed
your hammer

677
00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:24,610
like a piece of glass.

678
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,580
She's stronger than both of us.
She's stronger than you.

679
00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,250
You don't stand a chance.

680
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,390
Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?

681
00:47:34,730 --> 00:47:35,730
Fine.

682
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:41,170
I guess I'll just
have to go it alone.

683
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,100
Like I've always done.

684
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,340
Would you say something?

685
00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:51,510
Say something!

686
00:47:52,610 --> 00:47:55,280
What would you
like me to say?

687
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,580
You faked your own death...

688
00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:00,320
you stole the throne,
stripped Odin of his power...

689
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,120
stranded him on Earth to die,

690
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,150
releasing
the Goddess of Death.

691
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,520
Have I said enough or would
you like me to go back

692
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,460
further than the past
two days?

693
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,590
You know,
I haven't seen this

694
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,760
beloved champion
he talks of...

695
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,530
but I've heard
he is astonishingly savage.

696
00:48:15,530 --> 00:48:18,270
I've placed a large wager
against you tomorrow.

697
00:48:19,470 --> 00:48:20,570
Don't let me down.

698
00:48:24,540 --> 00:48:26,140
Piss off, ghost!

699
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:30,180
He's freaking gone.

700
00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:39,690
Oh, yuck!

701
00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:41,790
There's still someone's hair
and blood all over this.

702
00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:43,430
Guys, can you clean up
the weapons

703
00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:44,660
once you finish your fight?

704
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,660
Disgusting slobs.

705
00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:48,660
Oh, Thor...

706
00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:50,670
wanna use
a big wooden fork?

707
00:48:51,170 --> 00:48:52,300
No.

708
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,570
Yeah, not really useful.

709
00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:55,440
Unless you're fighting off
three vampires

710
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,710
that were huddled together.

711
00:48:57,710 --> 00:48:59,740
I really wish
I had my hammer.

712
00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:00,610
Hammer?

713
00:49:00,610 --> 00:49:02,640
Quite unique.
It was made from this

714
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:05,310
special metal from the heart
of a dying star.

715
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,720
And when I spun it really,
really fast,

716
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,280
it gave me the ability to fly.

717
00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,520
You rode a hammer?

718
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,290
No, I didn't
ride the hammer.

719
00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:12,660
The hammer rode you
on your back?

720
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,560
No. I used to spin it
really fast,

721
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,290
and it would pull me
off the...

722
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,430
Oh, my God.
A hammer pulled you off?

723
00:49:18,430 --> 00:49:20,300
The ground. It would
pull me off the ground,

724
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,330
up into the air,
and I would fly.

725
00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:23,430
Every time I threw it,

726
00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,470
it would always
come back to me.

727
00:49:25,470 --> 00:49:26,740
Sounds like you had
a pretty special

728
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,340
and intimate relationship
with this hammer...

729
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:29,270
and that losing it

730
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:32,370
was almost comparable
to losing a loved one.

731
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,550
That's a nice way
of putting it.

732
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,550
I said they're mine.

733
00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:40,950
See her, that's the one
that put me in here.

734
00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:43,420
Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142.

735
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:45,590
Gotta watch out
for those Asgardians, man.

736
00:49:45,590 --> 00:49:47,460
They are hard to perish.

737
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,830
Asgardian?

738
00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:52,530
Hey.

739
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,730
Hey.

740
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:57,270
Do not zap me with that thing.
I just wanna talk.

741
00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,400
Asgard is in danger.

742
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:06,440
My God, you're a Valkyrie.

743
00:50:07,810 --> 00:50:09,710
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger...

744
00:50:09,710 --> 00:50:12,310
until I found out that
you were all women.

745
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,380
There's nothing wrong
with women, of course.

746
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:14,580
I love women.

747
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:16,350
Sometimes a little
too much.

748
00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:17,490
Not in a creepy way,

749
00:50:17,490 --> 00:50:19,490
just more of a
respectful appreciation.

750
00:50:19,490 --> 00:50:20,760
I think it's great
that there is

751
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,990
an elite force
of women warriors.

752
00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:25,600
It's about time.

753
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,230
Are you done?

754
00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,370
Lord of Thunder,
you're up.

755
00:50:29,370 --> 00:50:30,500
Please, help me.
I need your help.

756
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,500
Bye.

757
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,900
Fine, then you must be
a traitor or a coward.

758
00:50:33,910 --> 00:50:36,940
Because the Valkyrie is sworn
to protect the throne.

759
00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:40,510
Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.

760
00:50:40,510 --> 00:50:42,380
And I'm a Scrapper,
not a Valkyrie.

761
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,680
Bring him in for processing.

762
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,590
And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.

763
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,300
Now, don't you move.

764
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,940
My hands ain't as steady
as they used to be.

765
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,270
By Odin's beard,
you shall not cut my hair...

766
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,610
lest you feel the wrath
of the mighty Thor.

767
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:20,620
Please. Please, kind sir,
do not cut my hair.

768
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,390
Please! No!

769
00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:24,490
No!

770
00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:39,530
<i>Wow! Look at
all of you.</i>

771
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:41,070
<i>What a show! What a night!</i>

772
00:51:41,070 --> 00:51:42,270
<i>Who's having fun?</i>

773
00:51:43,410 --> 00:51:45,510
<i>Please, I'm your host.</i>

774
00:51:45,510 --> 00:51:46,710
<i>Big round of applause</i>

775
00:51:46,710 --> 00:51:48,810
<i>for all of our
undercard competitors...</i>

776
00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:51,780
<i>who today died so gruesomely.</i>

777
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:53,080
<i>Good sports.</i>

778
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,780
<i>What a show! What a night!</i>

779
00:51:55,790 --> 00:51:59,320
<i>This is what you've come for,
and so have I.</i>

780
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:08,000
<i>And now,
without further ado...</i>

781
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,670
<i>it's main event time.</i>

782
00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:13,970
<i>Making his first appearance,</i>

783
00:52:13,970 --> 00:52:15,770
<i>though he looks
quite promising...</i>

784
00:52:15,770 --> 00:52:18,110
<i>got a couple of tricks
up his sleeve.</i>

785
00:52:18,110 --> 00:52:20,940
<i>I'll say no more,
see what you think.</i>

786
00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:22,410
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...</i>

787
00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:25,720
<i>Lord of Thunder.</i>

788
00:52:48,970 --> 00:52:51,870
<i>Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparks.</i>

789
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,210
<i>Okay, this is it.</i>

790
00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:56,680
<i>Let's get ready to welcome
this guy. Here he comes.</i>

791
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,620
<i>He is a creature.</i>

792
00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:08,520
<i>What can we say about him?</i>

793
00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,560
<i>Well, he's unique.
There's none like him.</i>

794
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,370
<i>I feel a special connection
with him.</i>

795
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,000
<i>He's undefeated.</i>

796
00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:19,000
<i>He's the reigning.</i>

797
00:53:21,510 --> 00:53:23,970
<i>He's the defending.</i>

798
00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:25,410
<i>Ladies and gentlemen...</i>

799
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:26,440
<i>I give you...</i>

800
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,850
Uh-oh.

801
00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:35,020
<i>...your Incredible...</i>

802
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,590
Hulk!

803
00:53:41,190 --> 00:53:42,720
Yes!

804
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,060
I have to get off
this planet.

805
00:53:49,070 --> 00:53:51,170
Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?

806
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,480
Hey!

807
00:54:01,050 --> 00:54:02,810
We know each other.

808
00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:04,820
He's a friend from work.

809
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,620
Where have you been?

810
00:54:15,630 --> 00:54:17,860
Everybody thought
you were dead.

811
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,870
But so much has happened
since I last saw you.

812
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:22,160
I lost my hammer.

813
00:54:22,170 --> 00:54:25,530
Like, yesterday,
so that's still pretty fresh.

814
00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:27,940
Loki. Loki's alive.
Can you believe it?

815
00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:29,140
He's up there.

816
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,180
Loki! Look who it is!

817
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,740
Banner, I never thought
I would say this...

818
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,080
but I'm happy to see you.

819
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,680
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!

820
00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:47,490
Banner.

821
00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:50,260
Hey, Banner!

822
00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:52,860
No Banner. Only Hulk.

823
00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:54,600
What are you doing?

824
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,000
It's me. It's Thor!

825
00:55:16,150 --> 00:55:17,720
Banner, we're friends.

826
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,280
This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you!

827
00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:28,670
Here we go.

828
00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:48,650
What?

829
00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,630
Hey, big guy.

830
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,540
The sun's getting
real low.

831
00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:18,020
That's it.
The sun's going down.

832
00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:22,920
I won't hurt you anymore.

833
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,560
No one will.

834
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,800
Yes! That's how it feels!

835
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:42,040
I'm just a huge fan
of the sport.

836
00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:51,880
All right. Screw it.

837
00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:58,960
Oh!

838
00:57:03,390 --> 00:57:04,760
I know you're
in there, Banner.

839
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,830
I'll get you out!

840
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,140
What's the matter with you?
You're embarrassing me!

841
00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:18,310
I told them we were friends!

842
00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:52,740
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

843
00:58:54,370 --> 00:58:59,340
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

844
00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:33,780
Another day, another Doug.

845
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,990
What is that noise?

846
00:59:44,990 --> 00:59:47,920
The common folk aren't
exactly falling in line.

847
00:59:47,930 --> 00:59:51,760
There's a resistance trying to
knock down the front gates.

848
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,230
Tell me about yourself,
Skurge.

849
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,000
Well, me dad was a stonemason.
Me mum was...

850
01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:04,010
Right, yeah,
I'll just stop you there.

851
01:00:04,010 --> 01:00:06,040
What I meant was...

852
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,750
what's your ambition?

853
01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:12,180
I just want a chance
to prove myself.

854
01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:14,080
Recognition.

855
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,520
When I was young...

856
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,350
every great king
had an executioner.

857
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,520
Not just to execute people...

858
01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:24,200
but also to execute
their vision.

859
01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:28,200
But mainly
to execute people.

860
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,200
Still, it was a great honor.

861
01:00:32,070 --> 01:00:34,910
I was Odin's executioner.

862
01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:40,180
And you shall be
my executioner.

863
01:00:45,550 --> 01:00:47,550
Let's begin our conquest.

864
01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:00,570
Skurge, where's the sword?

865
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:10,170
That sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.

866
01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:11,640
Those people you mentioned,

867
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,840
the ones who aren't
falling into line...

868
01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,550
round them up.

869
01:01:39,170 --> 01:01:40,170
Excuse me.

870
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,520
Sorry about that.

871
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,920
These bloody things
are everywhere.

872
01:01:57,090 --> 01:01:58,160
Come on.

873
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,660
You'll be safe here.

874
01:03:44,330 --> 01:03:45,530
Are we cool?

875
01:03:49,070 --> 01:03:50,600
It's Hulk in a hot tub.

876
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,500
So how long
have you been like that?

877
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,070
Like what?

878
01:03:56,070 --> 01:03:59,210
Like this. Big, and
green, and stupid.

879
01:04:00,310 --> 01:04:02,450
Hulk always Hulk.

880
01:04:07,150 --> 01:04:08,490
How'd you get here?

881
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,350
Winning.

882
01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:12,250
You mean cheating, huh?

883
01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:14,660
Were they wearing one
of these when you won?

884
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:16,360
How'd you arrive here?

885
01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:20,230
Quinjet.

886
01:04:20,230 --> 01:04:22,700
Yes. Now,
where is the Quinjet now?

887
01:04:27,470 --> 01:04:29,600
That's naked.

888
01:04:29,610 --> 01:04:32,480
He's very naked. Hmm.

889
01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:37,320
It's in my brain now.

890
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:39,220
Quinjet.

891
01:04:49,590 --> 01:04:51,230
Yes!

892
01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:52,760
I'm getting us out of here.

893
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,430
This is a terrible,
awful place.

894
01:04:55,430 --> 01:04:59,330
You're gonna love Asgard.
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.

895
01:04:59,340 --> 01:05:00,770
Hulk stay.

896
01:05:00,770 --> 01:05:04,870
No, no, no. My people need
me to get back to Asgard.

897
01:05:04,870 --> 01:05:06,840
We must prevent Ragnarok.

898
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,310
Ragnarok?

899
01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:10,350
The prophesied death
of my home world.

900
01:05:10,350 --> 01:05:11,710
The end of days,
it's the end of...

901
01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:16,120
If you help me
get back to Asgard...

902
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,390
I can help you
get back to Earth. Huh?

903
01:05:18,390 --> 01:05:19,520
Earth hate Hulk.

904
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,320
Earth loves Hulk.
They love you.

905
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,620
You're one of the Avengers.

906
01:05:22,630 --> 01:05:24,630
One of the team,
one of our friends.

907
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,560
This is what friends do.
They support each other.

908
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,830
You're Banner's friend.

909
01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:30,330
I'm not Banner's friend.
I prefer you.

910
01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:31,470
Banner's friend.

911
01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:32,470
I don't even like Banner.

912
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:35,740
"I'm into numbers
and science and stuff."

913
01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:37,640
Thor go. Hulk stay.

914
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,640
Fine.

915
01:05:39,410 --> 01:05:40,410
Stay here.

916
01:05:41,810 --> 01:05:43,710
Stupid place.
It's hideous, by the way.

917
01:05:43,710 --> 01:05:47,280
The red, the white. Just pick a color.
Ridiculous.

918
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,450
Smash you.

919
01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,820
You didn't smash anything.
I won that fight.

920
01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:54,260
- I smashed you.
- Yeah, sure, sure.

921
01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:56,190
- Baby arms.
- What?

922
01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:57,390
Baby.

923
01:05:57,390 --> 01:05:59,160
Moron! You big child.

924
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,290
Thor go!

925
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,230
I am going.

926
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,570
Thor go again.

927
01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:13,540
Thor home.

928
01:06:23,690 --> 01:06:25,490
Hulk trains.

929
01:06:25,490 --> 01:06:27,690
That's great.
Have fun.

930
01:06:27,690 --> 01:06:29,520
- Hey, big guy.
- Angry girl.

931
01:06:29,530 --> 01:06:30,890
What have you
been up to?

932
01:06:30,890 --> 01:06:31,960
Winning.

933
01:06:42,310 --> 01:06:45,480
Heimdall, I know
you can see me.

934
01:06:46,740 --> 01:06:48,750
<i>I need you to help me.</i>

935
01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:52,320
Help me see.

936
01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:04,860
I see you,
but you're far away.

937
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,330
What's going on here?

938
01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:08,770
Come see for yourself.

939
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,870
I'm providing refuge
in a stronghold

940
01:07:12,870 --> 01:07:14,030
built by our ancestors.

941
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:17,840
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.

942
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,940
You're talking
about evacuating Asgard?

943
01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:25,650
We won't last long
if we stay.

944
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,950
She draws her power
from Asgard

945
01:07:26,950 --> 01:07:28,520
and grows stronger
every day.

946
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:29,620
Come on.

947
01:07:33,590 --> 01:07:35,320
Hela is ravenous.

948
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,390
If I let her leave,

949
01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:38,530
she'll consume Nine Realms
and all the cosmos.

950
01:07:38,530 --> 01:07:39,460
We need you.

951
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:40,790
I'm working on it.
But I don't even know

952
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,130
where the hell I am.

953
01:07:42,130 --> 01:07:44,570
You're on a planet surrounded by doorways.
Go through one.

954
01:07:44,570 --> 01:07:46,500
- Which one?
- The big one.

955
01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,000
Thor sad.

956
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,370
Shut up.

957
01:08:20,570 --> 01:08:22,310
Thor sad.

958
01:08:23,340 --> 01:08:25,510
I'm not sad, you idiot.

959
01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:27,440
- I'm pissed off!
- Oh.

960
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,910
Angry. I lost my father.

961
01:08:31,910 --> 01:08:34,480
I lost my hammer.

962
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,050
- You're not even listening.
- Whining and crying.

963
01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:37,720
Cry like baby.

964
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,390
Don't kick stuff.

965
01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:42,890
You're being
a really bad friend.

966
01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,390
You bad friend!

967
01:08:44,390 --> 01:08:45,690
- You know what we call you?
- No.

968
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:47,660
We call you
the stupid Avenger.

969
01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:49,800
You're tiny Avenger!

970
01:08:52,370 --> 01:08:53,540
What, are you crazy?

971
01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:54,670
Yes.

972
01:08:54,670 --> 01:08:57,580
You know what?
Earth does hate you.

973
01:09:17,830 --> 01:09:19,800
No. Mmm-mmm.

974
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,730
I'm sorry
I said those things.

975
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,000
You're not
the stupid Avenger.

976
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,440
Nobody calls you
the stupid Avenger.

977
01:09:29,910 --> 01:09:31,610
It's okay.

978
01:09:31,610 --> 01:09:32,670
You just can't go around
throwing shields

979
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,080
at people.
Could have killed me.

980
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,510
I know. I'm sorry.

981
01:09:35,510 --> 01:09:36,980
I just get so angry
all the time.

982
01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:39,410
Hulk always,
always angry.

983
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:42,080
I know. We're the same,
you and I.

984
01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:43,880
We're just a couple of
hot-headed fools.

985
01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:47,860
Yeah, same. Hulk like fire,
Thor like water.

986
01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:50,690
We're kind of both
like fire.

987
01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:52,700
But Hulk like real fire.

988
01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:56,130
Hulk like raging fire.

989
01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:58,600
Thor like smoldering fire.

990
01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:02,870
Hulk, I need you
to do something for me.

991
01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:03,870
Hmm?

992
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,880
Angry girl.

993
01:10:18,150 --> 01:10:20,560
What's going on?
What are you...

994
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,600
You're so thick-headed
that you can't tell...

995
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:32,930
when someone's hiding
all the way across

996
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:34,600
the universe and wants
to be left alone.

997
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,110
- We need to talk.
- No, you wanna talk to me.

998
01:10:37,910 --> 01:10:39,070
I need her to stay.

999
01:10:39,070 --> 01:10:40,080
Stay?

1000
01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:41,880
Block.

1001
01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:44,480
Stay.

1002
01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,050
- Please.
- Please.

1003
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:50,820
All right.

1004
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,490
Here's the deal.

1005
01:10:55,490 --> 01:10:57,060
I'll listen to you...

1006
01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,130
till this is empty.

1007
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:03,030
Asgard is in danger
and people are dying.

1008
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,750
We need to get back there.
I need your help.

1009
01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:06,730
Wow.

1010
01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:08,670
Finished. Bye.

1011
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,680
Odin is dead.

1012
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:18,010
Hela, the Goddess of Death,
has invaded Asgard.

1013
01:11:18,010 --> 01:11:20,810
If Hela's back,
then Asgard's already lost.

1014
01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:22,420
I'm going to stop her.

1015
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,220
- Alone?
- Nope.

1016
01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:25,850
I'm putting together a team.

1017
01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:28,960
It's me, you,
and the big guy.

1018
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,260
No. No team.
Only Hulk.

1019
01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:33,130
It's me and you.

1020
01:11:33,130 --> 01:11:34,560
I think it's only you.

1021
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,870
Wait. Just listen.
The Valkyrie are legend.

1022
01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:40,030
Elite warriors of Asgard
sworn to defend the throne.

1023
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,000
I'm not getting dragged into

1024
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,900
another one of Odin's
family squabbles.

1025
01:11:42,910 --> 01:11:44,840
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Your sister.

1026
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,910
Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.

1027
01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:48,140
When it grew
beyond Odin's control

1028
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,640
she massacred everyone
in the palace...

1029
01:11:49,650 --> 01:11:51,580
and tried to seize the throne.

1030
01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:53,280
When she tried
to escape her banishment...

1031
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,790
he sent the Valkyrie in
to fight her back.

1032
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,020
I only survived because...

1033
01:12:00,690 --> 01:12:02,090
Look, I already faced her once

1034
01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:04,130
back when I believed
in the throne...

1035
01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:05,830
and it cost me everything.

1036
01:12:05,830 --> 01:12:07,760
That's what's wrong
with Asgard.

1037
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,930
The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.

1038
01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:11,170
I agree.

1039
01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:14,000
Don't get familiar.

1040
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,640
I agree.

1041
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,170
That's why I turned down
the throne.

1042
01:12:17,170 --> 01:12:19,110
But this isn't
about the crown.

1043
01:12:19,110 --> 01:12:20,610
This is about the people.

1044
01:12:20,610 --> 01:12:22,740
They're dying
and they're your people, too.

1045
01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:23,950
Forget it.

1046
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:26,610
I have.

1047
01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:27,920
- Okay.
- Okay.

1048
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,020
- Good. Great.
- Great.

1049
01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:30,290
Thank you.

1050
01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:32,020
- For what?
- For this.

1051
01:12:33,790 --> 01:12:35,820
Didn't see that,
did you?

1052
01:12:37,090 --> 01:12:39,160
There... That's better.

1053
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,900
You know, go ahead.

1054
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:47,630
Stay here and enslave people
for that lunatic.

1055
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,070
Keep drinking, keep hiding.

1056
01:12:49,070 --> 01:12:50,240
But me...

1057
01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,140
I choose to run
toward my problems

1058
01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:55,610
and not away from them.

1059
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:57,880
Because that's what...

1060
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,020
Because that's what
heroes do.

1061
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,940
Friend stay!

1062
01:13:29,950 --> 01:13:31,220
Yes!

1063
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:46,800
All right.

1064
01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:51,840
Come on.

1065
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,870
<i>Welcome.
Voice activation required.</i>

1066
01:13:56,870 --> 01:13:58,340
Thor.

1067
01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:00,110
<i>Access denied.</i>

1068
01:14:00,110 --> 01:14:02,740
Uh... Thor, son of Odin.

1069
01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:03,950
<i>Access denied.</i>

1070
01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:05,110
God of Thunder.

1071
01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:06,650
<i>Access denied.</i>

1072
01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:07,880
Strongest Avenger.

1073
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,280
<i>Access denied.</i>

1074
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,050
Strongest Avenger.

1075
01:14:11,050 --> 01:14:12,750
<i>Access denied.</i>

1076
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,860
Damn you, Stark.

1077
01:14:15,190 --> 01:14:16,420
Point Break.

1078
01:14:16,430 --> 01:14:18,860
<i>Welcome, Point Break.</i>

1079
01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:22,360
Friend stay!

1080
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,730
No, no, no! Stop!

1081
01:14:24,730 --> 01:14:26,670
Stay!

1082
01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:28,100
Stop!
Stop breaking everything!

1083
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,710
Don't go!

1084
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:34,110
<i>Nice work, big guy.</i>

1085
01:14:34,110 --> 01:14:35,880
<i>We don't know
where Ultron's headed,</i>

1086
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,010
<i>but you're going very high,
very fast.</i>

1087
01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:40,350
<i>So, I need you to turn
this bird around, okay?</i>

1088
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,120
<i>We can't track you
in stealth mode...</i>

1089
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,890
<i>so I need you
to help me out. Okay?</i>

1090
01:14:48,430 --> 01:14:50,190
<i>I need you to...</i>

1091
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,850
No! No, Banner!

1092
01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:17,250
Oh, jeez.

1093
01:15:18,190 --> 01:15:19,760
Banner.

1094
01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:22,420
Hey, hey, hey.

1095
01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:24,160
You all right, Banner?

1096
01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:28,860
Sun's going down.
Sun's going down.

1097
01:15:28,860 --> 01:15:30,800
That's it, breathe.

1098
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,370
I won't hurt you.

1099
01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:34,770
Sun's going down.

1100
01:15:34,770 --> 01:15:36,110
- Thor.
- Yeah.

1101
01:15:36,970 --> 01:15:38,410
What happened to your hair?

1102
01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:40,010
Some creepy old man
cut it off.

1103
01:15:40,010 --> 01:15:41,510
- It looks good.
- Oh, thanks.

1104
01:15:41,510 --> 01:15:44,250
Where are we?
Oh, how's Nat?

1105
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:47,250
- Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure.
- Is she okay?

1106
01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:49,180
- And what about Sokovia?
- Sokovia?

1107
01:15:49,190 --> 01:15:50,920
The city, Sokovia.
Did we save it?

1108
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,190
- Banner, listen.
- What?

1109
01:15:52,190 --> 01:15:54,320
Sokovia. Ultron.
That was two years ago.

1110
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,060
- What are you saying?
- Well...

1111
01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:57,990
What?

1112
01:15:57,990 --> 01:15:59,790
I've been Hulk
for two years?

1113
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,200
I'm afraid so.

1114
01:16:07,170 --> 01:16:08,340
What the hell happened?

1115
01:16:11,870 --> 01:16:13,510
Banner, there's something
you should know.

1116
01:16:15,910 --> 01:16:17,110
<i>Voice activation required.</i>

1117
01:16:17,110 --> 01:16:18,250
Banner.

1118
01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:19,880
<i>Welcome, strongest Avenger.</i>

1119
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,050
Uh, what?

1120
01:16:21,050 --> 01:16:22,090
Ship's log.

1121
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,260
Thor, where are we?

1122
01:16:35,270 --> 01:16:36,330
Yeah, about that.

1123
01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,460
<i>Sakaar, hear ye.</i>

1124
01:16:37,470 --> 01:16:39,870
<i>Attention please.
I have some bad news.</i>

1125
01:16:39,870 --> 01:16:42,840
<i>My beloved exalted champion
has turned up missing.</i>

1126
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,140
<i>Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.</i>

1127
01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:46,310
Who's that?

1128
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,840
He kind of runs the place.

1129
01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:50,240
You actually lived
at his house for awhile.

1130
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,550
- I did?
- Yeah.

1131
01:16:51,550 --> 01:16:54,120
Quite a lot's happened. You
and I had a fight recently.

1132
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:56,150
- Did I win?
- No, I won. Easily.

1133
01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:57,220
Doesn't sound right.

1134
01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:58,320
Well, it's true.

1135
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,420
<i>It seems that that
criminally seductive</i>

1136
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:03,190
<i>Lord of Thunder
has stolen him away.</i>

1137
01:17:03,190 --> 01:17:05,800
Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.

1138
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:07,400
Oh, no.

1139
01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:10,530
This is bad.

1140
01:17:10,530 --> 01:17:12,770
This is really, really bad.

1141
01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:19,370
Thor, I think
I'm freaking out.

1142
01:17:19,370 --> 01:17:20,370
No, no, no.

1143
01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:22,610
Don't freak out. You're okay.
Put these on.

1144
01:17:22,610 --> 01:17:23,980
These are Tony's clothes.

1145
01:17:23,980 --> 01:17:25,250
- I know, come on.
- Is he here?

1146
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,380
No, he's not here. But listen.
Just stay calm, okay?

1147
01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:29,520
The sun's going down.
The sun's getting really low.

1148
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,820
Sun's going down.

1149
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,260
I'm upset!

1150
01:17:43,270 --> 01:17:45,300
I'm very upset.

1151
01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:47,500
You know what I like about being upset?
The blame.

1152
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,870
Right now, that's
the mindset that I'm in.

1153
01:17:49,870 --> 01:17:51,140
And you know
who I'm blaming?

1154
01:17:51,140 --> 01:17:52,640
- Grandmaster, I can...
- Hey!

1155
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,010
Don't interrupt me!

1156
01:17:54,010 --> 01:17:55,640
Here you go.

1157
01:17:55,650 --> 01:17:57,310
Why are you handing me
the melt stick?

1158
01:17:57,310 --> 01:17:59,310
He was interrupting.

1159
01:17:59,310 --> 01:18:01,250
That's not
a capital violation.

1160
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:03,050
Where was I?

1161
01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:05,550
My precious champion
has come up missing...

1162
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,590
and it's all because
of that Lord of Thunder.

1163
01:18:07,590 --> 01:18:10,160
It's all because of him.
Your brother.

1164
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,230
Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated.

1165
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:14,360
I'm sure
there's a big history.

1166
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,500
And your contender...

1167
01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:17,460
My dear friend...

1168
01:18:17,470 --> 01:18:19,430
if you were to give me
12 hours,

1169
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:21,040
I could bring them both
back to you. Alive.

1170
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,440
I could do it in two.

1171
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:24,540
I could do it in one.

1172
01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:25,910
Let's stop there.

1173
01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,610
You know what?
I woke up this morning

1174
01:18:27,610 --> 01:18:30,410
thinking about
a public execution.

1175
01:18:30,410 --> 01:18:31,650
But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little...

1176
01:18:31,650 --> 01:18:34,480
"Who's gonna get him first?"

1177
01:18:35,690 --> 01:18:38,160
So, you're on the clock.

1178
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,250
What have you done?

1179
01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:42,620
I don't answer
to you, lackey.

1180
01:18:42,620 --> 01:18:43,490
It's Loki.

1181
01:18:43,490 --> 01:18:45,430
And you will answer
to the Grandmaster.

1182
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:48,500
Hmm.

1183
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,560
Why would you help my brother
escape with that green fool?

1184
01:18:51,570 --> 01:18:53,070
I don't help anyone.

1185
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,580
You're a Valkyrie.

1186
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,890
I thought the Valkyrie had
all died gruesome deaths.

1187
01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:10,720
Choose your next words wisely.

1188
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,160
I'm terribly sorry.
Must be a very painful memory.

1189
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:09,350
The sun's going down.
It's getting really low.

1190
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:11,750
The sun's going down.

1191
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:13,550
- It's getting real low.
- Oh, shoot.

1192
01:20:13,550 --> 01:20:15,780
- Sun's getting low.
- Would you stop saying that?

1193
01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:17,250
I just need you
to stay calm.

1194
01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:19,320
Calm? I'm on
an alien planet!

1195
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:21,250
It's just a planet. You've
been on a planet before.

1196
01:20:21,260 --> 01:20:22,360
Yeah. One.

1197
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,260
Now you've been on two.
That's a good thing.

1198
01:20:24,260 --> 01:20:25,560
It's a new experience.

1199
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,560
My neurons,
they're firing faster

1200
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,760
than my brain can handle
the information.

1201
01:20:29,770 --> 01:20:32,300
The whole thing is totally
different this time.

1202
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:34,170
In the past, I always felt
like Hulk and I

1203
01:20:34,170 --> 01:20:35,670
each had a hand on the wheel.

1204
01:20:35,670 --> 01:20:37,500
But this time,
it's like he had the keys

1205
01:20:37,510 --> 01:20:39,340
to the car and I was
locked in the trunk.

1206
01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:41,340
All right, well, you're back now.
That's all that matters.

1207
01:20:41,340 --> 01:20:42,540
No, it's not what matters.

1208
01:20:42,550 --> 01:20:43,640
What I'm trying
to tell you, is that

1209
01:20:43,650 --> 01:20:45,480
if I turn into
the Hulk again...

1210
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,210
Banner may never come back.

1211
01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:48,480
And we're stranded
on a planet

1212
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,580
that is designed
to stress me out.

1213
01:20:50,590 --> 01:20:51,590
We're not stranded.

1214
01:20:51,590 --> 01:20:53,520
I'm gonna figure out a way
to get us home.

1215
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,660
Thank you.

1216
01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:57,160
Not your home, though.
Asgard. My home.

1217
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,330
What?

1218
01:20:58,330 --> 01:21:00,490
Listen, my people
are in great danger.

1219
01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,830
You and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being...

1220
01:21:02,830 --> 01:21:04,830
who also happens
to be my sister.

1221
01:21:04,830 --> 01:21:06,730
Okay, that is so wrong
on so many...

1222
01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:08,100
I don't wanna
fight your sister.

1223
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,470
That's a family issue.

1224
01:21:09,470 --> 01:21:11,100
No, she's an evil being.

1225
01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:12,540
I don't care what she is.

1226
01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:15,140
I'm not fighting any more beings.
I'm sick of it.

1227
01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:16,340
- What?
- I just told you.

1228
01:21:16,350 --> 01:21:17,810
If I turn into the Hulk,

1229
01:21:17,810 --> 01:21:19,310
I am never gonna
come back again.

1230
01:21:19,310 --> 01:21:20,480
And you don't care.

1231
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:22,450
No, no. I'm putting
together the team.

1232
01:21:22,450 --> 01:21:23,850
The Hulk is the fire.

1233
01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:25,790
Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.

1234
01:21:25,790 --> 01:21:27,550
- What? No!
- It's gross.

1235
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,490
You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.

1236
01:21:29,490 --> 01:21:31,360
No! I don't even
like the Hulk.

1237
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,690
He's all like...

1238
01:21:32,690 --> 01:21:34,430
"Smash, smash, smash."

1239
01:21:34,430 --> 01:21:35,600
I prefer you.

1240
01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:38,230
Thanks.

1241
01:21:38,230 --> 01:21:39,730
But if I'm being honest,

1242
01:21:39,730 --> 01:21:41,430
when it comes
to fighting evil beings...

1243
01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:43,100
he is very powerful
and useful.

1244
01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:45,210
Yeah, Banner's powerful
and useful, too.

1245
01:21:45,210 --> 01:21:46,440
Is he though?

1246
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:48,680
How many PhDs
does Hulk have? Zero.

1247
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,410
How many PhDs does
Banner have? Seven.

1248
01:21:51,410 --> 01:21:53,550
Fine, you don't have
to fight anyone.

1249
01:21:53,550 --> 01:21:55,520
But we're in danger here,
so we have to move.

1250
01:21:59,450 --> 01:22:00,650
What are you doing with that?

1251
01:22:00,660 --> 01:22:01,790
I need a disguise.
I'm a fugitive.

1252
01:22:01,790 --> 01:22:04,330
- I need a disguise.
- You are the disguise.

1253
01:22:04,330 --> 01:22:06,230
- I'll be Tony Stark.
- What?

1254
01:22:06,230 --> 01:22:08,160
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.

1255
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:10,660
No, no, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.

1256
01:22:10,670 --> 01:22:12,230
Then why did you
dress me up like Tony?

1257
01:22:12,230 --> 01:22:13,370
Because you were naked.

1258
01:22:13,370 --> 01:22:15,400
Okay, I'll give you that.

1259
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,640
What are you doing?
Stop doing that!

1260
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,270
Tony wears his pants
super tight.

1261
01:22:18,270 --> 01:22:19,540
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry.

1262
01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:21,670
- Why are you being so weird?
- I don't know.

1263
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,280
Maybe the fact that I was
trapped for two years...

1264
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,880
inside of a monster
made me a little weird.

1265
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,750
Hey. Shh. It's okay.

1266
01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:31,380
You're good. Calm down.
Come on.

1267
01:22:31,390 --> 01:22:32,890
Listen, we're gonna
go to Asgard...

1268
01:22:32,890 --> 01:22:34,160
and you're not gonna
have to think about

1269
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,520
the Hulk ever again.

1270
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:36,660
- All right?
- All right.

1271
01:22:40,430 --> 01:22:42,160
Hulk!

1272
01:22:43,930 --> 01:22:45,670
Oh. This is bad.

1273
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:51,240
Banner! Banner!

1274
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:56,350
Banner!

1275
01:23:09,930 --> 01:23:11,160
Banner!

1276
01:23:11,490 --> 01:23:12,660
Thor!

1277
01:23:24,210 --> 01:23:26,440
Hi.

1278
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:27,740
I was gonna do that.

1279
01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,310
Yeah, well, I did it first.

1280
01:23:29,310 --> 01:23:32,210
That's good.
What are you doing here?

1281
01:23:32,220 --> 01:23:33,850
What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.

1282
01:23:33,850 --> 01:23:35,480
I got sidetracked.

1283
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:36,750
What's with the...

1284
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,290
It's my disguise.

1285
01:23:38,290 --> 01:23:39,620
But I can see your face.

1286
01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:41,920
Not when I do this,
you can't.

1287
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,790
Your hair looks nice.
I like what you did with it.

1288
01:23:43,790 --> 01:23:45,490
Change it?
Washed it maybe?

1289
01:23:51,470 --> 01:23:52,770
What are those
things on her eyes?

1290
01:23:52,770 --> 01:23:54,430
Are those the people
that she's killed?

1291
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,900
She's so beautiful and strong
and courageous.

1292
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:57,240
Who is this guy?

1293
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:58,370
- He's a friend.
- Who? Me?

1294
01:23:58,370 --> 01:23:59,840
- I'm Bruce.
- I feel like I know you.

1295
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,210
I feel like
I know you, too.

1296
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:08,480
Look, I've spent years
in a haze,

1297
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,950
- trying to forget my past.
- Mmm.

1298
01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:11,450
Sakaar seemed like
the best place

1299
01:24:11,450 --> 01:24:13,850
to drink and forget,
and to die one day.

1300
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:15,790
I was thinking
that you drink too much,

1301
01:24:15,790 --> 01:24:17,420
and that probably
was gonna kill you.

1302
01:24:17,430 --> 01:24:18,830
I don't plan
to stop drinking.

1303
01:24:18,830 --> 01:24:20,890
- Oh.
- But I don't wanna forget.

1304
01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,600
I can't turn away anymore...

1305
01:24:23,630 --> 01:24:25,600
so if I'm gonna die...

1306
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,330
well, it may as well be
driving my sword

1307
01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:28,870
through the heart
of that murderous hag.

1308
01:24:28,870 --> 01:24:30,670
- Good.
- Yeah.

1309
01:24:30,670 --> 01:24:33,680
So, I'm saying that
I wanna be on the team.

1310
01:24:34,340 --> 01:24:35,680
Has it got a name?

1311
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:38,650
Yeah, it's called
the Revengers.

1312
01:24:38,650 --> 01:24:39,780
Revengers?

1313
01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:42,390
Because I'm getting revenge.
You're getting revenge.

1314
01:24:43,990 --> 01:24:45,550
Do you want revenge?

1315
01:24:45,550 --> 01:24:47,890
I'm undecided.

1316
01:24:47,890 --> 01:24:49,560
Okay.

1317
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,430
Also, I've got
a peace offering.

1318
01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,630
Surprise.

1319
01:25:02,310 --> 01:25:03,570
Ow.

1320
01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:04,940
Just had to be sure.

1321
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,780
Hello, Bruce.

1322
01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:13,010
So, last time I saw you,

1323
01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:14,450
you were trying
to kill everybody.

1324
01:25:14,450 --> 01:25:15,980
Where are you at
these days?

1325
01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:17,890
It varies
from moment to moment.

1326
01:25:18,950 --> 01:25:20,720
Is that a Dragonfang?

1327
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:21,920
It is.

1328
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:23,960
My God.

1329
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,660
This is the famed sword
of the Valkyrie.

1330
01:25:26,660 --> 01:25:28,390
Sakaar and Asgard
are about as far apart

1331
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:29,500
as any two known systems.

1332
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:32,500
Our best bet is a wormhole
just outside of city limits.

1333
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,570
Refuel on Xandar, and
we can be back in Asgard

1334
01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:36,340
in 18 months.

1335
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:39,670
Nope. We are going
through the big one.

1336
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:40,910
The Devil's Anus?

1337
01:25:40,910 --> 01:25:42,340
Anus?

1338
01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:43,480
Wait, wait, wait.
Whose anus?

1339
01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:44,340
For the record,
I didn't know

1340
01:25:44,350 --> 01:25:45,280
it was called that
when I picked it.

1341
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:47,510
That looks like
a collapsing neutron star...

1342
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,020
inside of an
Einstein-Rosen Bridge.

1343
01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:51,490
We need another ship.

1344
01:25:51,490 --> 01:25:52,990
That would tear
mine to pieces.

1345
01:25:52,990 --> 01:25:54,690
She's right. We need
one that can withstand

1346
01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:55,990
the geodetic strain
from the singularity.

1347
01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:57,920
And has an offline
power steering system...

1348
01:25:57,930 --> 01:26:00,860
that could also function
without the on-board computer.

1349
01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:02,360
And we need one
with cup holders,

1350
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,060
because we're gonna die.
So, drinks!

1351
01:26:04,070 --> 01:26:06,130
Do I know you?
I feel like I know you.

1352
01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:08,370
I feel like I know you, too.
It's weird.

1353
01:26:08,370 --> 01:26:09,600
What do you say?

1354
01:26:09,610 --> 01:26:10,740
Uncharted metagalactic travel

1355
01:26:10,740 --> 01:26:12,110
through a volatile
cosmic gateway.

1356
01:26:12,110 --> 01:26:13,940
Talk about an adventure.

1357
01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:15,810
- We need a ship.
- Need a ship.

1358
01:26:15,810 --> 01:26:16,880
There are one or two ships.

1359
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,010
Absolute top of the line
models...

1360
01:26:18,010 --> 01:26:19,650
I don't mean to impose...

1361
01:26:22,780 --> 01:26:25,020
But the Grandmaster
has a great many ships.

1362
01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,750
I may even have stolen

1363
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:28,790
the access codes
to his security system.

1364
01:26:28,790 --> 01:26:29,860
And suddenly
you're overcome

1365
01:26:29,860 --> 01:26:31,130
with an urge
to do the right thing.

1366
01:26:31,130 --> 01:26:32,190
Heavens, no.

1367
01:26:32,190 --> 01:26:33,990
I've run out of favor
with the Grandmaster...

1368
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,100
and in exchange for codes
and access to a ship...

1369
01:26:36,100 --> 01:26:39,630
I'm asking for safe passage
through the Anus.

1370
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:40,970
You're telling us
that you can get us

1371
01:26:40,970 --> 01:26:42,440
access into the garage...

1372
01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:44,170
without setting off
any alarms?

1373
01:26:44,170 --> 01:26:46,040
Yes, brother. I can.

1374
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,980
Okay, can I just...
A quick FYI.

1375
01:26:48,980 --> 01:26:50,840
I was just talking to him
just a couple minutes ago...

1376
01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:53,580
and he was totally ready
to kill any of us.

1377
01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:54,850
He did try to kill me.

1378
01:26:54,850 --> 01:26:56,850
Yes, me too.
On many, many occasions.

1379
01:26:56,850 --> 01:26:58,650
There was one time
when we were children...

1380
01:26:58,650 --> 01:27:00,090
he transformed himself
into a snake,

1381
01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:01,590
and he knows
that I love snakes.

1382
01:27:01,590 --> 01:27:03,590
So, I went to pick up
the snake to admire it...

1383
01:27:03,590 --> 01:27:04,990
and he transformed back
into himself

1384
01:27:04,990 --> 01:27:06,490
and he was like,
"Yeah, it's me!"

1385
01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:09,900
And he stabbed me.
We were eight at the time.

1386
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,170
If we're
boosting a ship...

1387
01:27:11,170 --> 01:27:12,900
we're gonna need to draw some
guards away from the palace.

1388
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,500
Why not set
the beast loose?

1389
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,670
Shut up.

1390
01:27:15,670 --> 01:27:16,770
You guys have a beast?

1391
01:27:16,770 --> 01:27:19,540
No, there's no beast.
He's just being stupid.

1392
01:27:19,540 --> 01:27:21,540
We're going to start
a revolution.

1393
01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:23,140
- Revolution?
- I'll explain later.

1394
01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:26,450
- Who's this guy again?
- I'll explain later.

1395
01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:28,650
Is that some
sort of protoplasm,

1396
01:27:28,650 --> 01:27:29,950
all the stuff
that's coming out of you...

1397
01:27:29,950 --> 01:27:31,390
or are they eggs?

1398
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:33,820
Looks like eggs.

1399
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,090
Oh!

1400
01:27:43,130 --> 01:27:44,800
I'm looking for Korg.

1401
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,170
Who's asking?

1402
01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:47,630
I know you're asking.

1403
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,770
Is anyone else asking,
or is it just you?

1404
01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:51,940
The Lord of Thunder
sends his best.

1405
01:27:55,540 --> 01:27:57,810
The revolution has begun.

1406
01:27:57,810 --> 01:27:59,980
Revolution?
How did this happen?

1407
01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:01,710
Don't know.

1408
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,120
But the arena's mainframe

1409
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,990
for the Obedience Disks
have been deactivated...

1410
01:28:04,990 --> 01:28:06,950
and the slaves
have armed themselves.

1411
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,220
Oh. I don't like that word.

1412
01:28:09,230 --> 01:28:10,790
Which? Mainframe?

1413
01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:12,990
No. Why would I not like
"mainframe"?

1414
01:28:12,990 --> 01:28:15,160
No, the "S" word.

1415
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,970
Sorry, the prisoners with
jobs have armed themselves.

1416
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:20,770
Okay, that's better.

1417
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,710
Hey, so, listen.
We should talk.

1418
01:28:30,110 --> 01:28:31,640
I disagree.

1419
01:28:31,650 --> 01:28:34,710
Open communication
was never our family's forte.

1420
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,750
You have no idea.

1421
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:38,720
Been quite the revelation
since we last spoke.

1422
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,720
Hello.

1423
01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:41,720
Hi.

1424
01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,260
Odin brought us together.

1425
01:28:51,270 --> 01:28:54,140
It's almost poetic that his
death should split us apart.

1426
01:29:00,180 --> 01:29:02,610
We might as well be
strangers now.

1427
01:29:02,610 --> 01:29:05,850
Two sons of the crown,
set adrift.

1428
01:29:05,850 --> 01:29:08,750
Oh.

1429
01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:10,270
Thought you didn't
wanna talk about it.

1430
01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:12,950
Here's the thing.

1431
01:29:12,950 --> 01:29:14,960
I'm probably better off
staying here on Sakaar.

1432
01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:16,730
That's exactly
what I was thinking.

1433
01:29:18,630 --> 01:29:20,090
Did you just agree with me?

1434
01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:21,890
Come on, this place
is perfect for you.

1435
01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,760
It's savage,
chaotic, lawless...

1436
01:29:23,770 --> 01:29:25,630
Brother, you're gonna do
great here.

1437
01:29:25,630 --> 01:29:27,200
Do you truly think
so little of me?

1438
01:29:29,270 --> 01:29:32,140
Loki, I thought
the world of you.

1439
01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:34,940
I thought we were gonna
fight side by side forever.

1440
01:29:34,940 --> 01:29:38,580
But at the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.

1441
01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:41,080
I don't know, maybe
there's still good in you.

1442
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:42,280
But let's be honest,

1443
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,690
our paths diverged
a long time ago.

1444
01:29:49,220 --> 01:29:50,260
Yeah.

1445
01:29:51,590 --> 01:29:52,730
It's probably for the best

1446
01:29:52,730 --> 01:29:54,030
that we never
see each other again.

1447
01:29:54,030 --> 01:29:55,660
That's what you
always wanted.

1448
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,340
Hey, let's do "Get Help."

1449
01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:02,600
- What?
- "Get Help."

1450
01:30:02,610 --> 01:30:03,670
No.

1451
01:30:03,670 --> 01:30:04,740
- Come on, you love it.
- I hate it.

1452
01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,010
It's great.
It works every time.

1453
01:30:06,010 --> 01:30:07,370
- It's humiliating.
- Do you have a better plan?

1454
01:30:07,380 --> 01:30:09,110
- No.
- We're doing it.

1455
01:30:09,110 --> 01:30:11,340
We are not doing
"Get Help."

1456
01:30:11,350 --> 01:30:13,310
Get help! Please!

1457
01:30:13,310 --> 01:30:14,680
My brother, he's dying.

1458
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,690
Get help! Help him!

1459
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,990
Classic.

1460
01:30:19,990 --> 01:30:21,620
Still hate it.

1461
01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:24,020
- It's humiliating.
- Not for me, it's not.

1462
01:30:24,030 --> 01:30:26,230
Now, which one's the ship
she told us to get?

1463
01:30:26,230 --> 01:30:27,230
<i>The Commodore.</i>

1464
01:30:27,830 --> 01:30:28,830
Right.

1465
01:30:31,870 --> 01:30:34,340
Though I feel it won't make
much of a difference.

1466
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:39,410
Oh, Loki.

1467
01:30:39,410 --> 01:30:41,010
I know I've betrayed you
many times before...

1468
01:30:41,010 --> 01:30:42,880
but this time it's truly
nothing personal.

1469
01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:44,810
The reward for your capture

1470
01:30:44,810 --> 01:30:46,080
will set me up nicely.

1471
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,910
Never one for sentiment,
were you?

1472
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:49,750
Easier to let it burn.

1473
01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:50,750
I agree.

1474
01:30:59,130 --> 01:31:01,390
Oh, that looks painful.

1475
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:04,400
Oh, dear brother,
you're becoming predictable.

1476
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:06,730
I trust you, you betray me.

1477
01:31:06,730 --> 01:31:08,900
Round and round
in circles we go.

1478
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:11,040
See, Loki, life is about,
it's about growth.

1479
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:12,340
It's about change.

1480
01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:16,140
But you seem to
just wanna stay the same.

1481
01:31:16,150 --> 01:31:17,980
I guess what I'm
trying to say...

1482
01:31:17,980 --> 01:31:21,080
is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief...

1483
01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:22,680
but you could be more.

1484
01:31:25,050 --> 01:31:27,190
I'll just put this
over here for you.

1485
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:30,790
Anyway, all got places to be,
so good luck.

1486
01:31:36,470 --> 01:31:38,100
All right,
I can figure this out.

1487
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:40,130
It's just another spaceship.

1488
01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,880
<i>Loyal Sakaarians...</i>

1489
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,920
<i>Lord of Thunder
has stolen my ship</i>

1490
01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:58,320
<i>and my favorite champion.</i>

1491
01:31:59,860 --> 01:32:03,120
<i>Sakaarians, take to the skies.
Bring him down.</i>

1492
01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:04,960
<i>Do not let him
leave this planet.</i>

1493
01:32:17,940 --> 01:32:19,310
- Good shot!
- Thanks.

1494
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,380
<i>Open the doors.</i>

1495
01:32:23,380 --> 01:32:24,910
Okay.

1496
01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:32,050
I hope that you're tougher
than you look.

1497
01:32:32,050 --> 01:32:33,090
Why?

1498
01:32:45,470 --> 01:32:47,400
Shouldn't we be
shooting back or something?

1499
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,770
Yes, we should.

1500
01:32:48,770 --> 01:32:50,800
Where are the guns
on this ship?

1501
01:32:50,810 --> 01:32:52,240
<i>There aren't any.</i>

1502
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,040
- It's a leisure vessel.
<i>- What?</i>

1503
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,540
Grandmaster uses it
for his good times,

1504
01:32:55,540 --> 01:32:57,040
orgies and stuff.

1505
01:32:57,050 --> 01:32:58,410
Did she just say
the Grandmaster

1506
01:32:58,410 --> 01:32:59,850
uses it for orgies?

1507
01:32:59,850 --> 01:33:01,150
Yeah.

1508
01:33:01,150 --> 01:33:02,480
Don't touch anything.

1509
01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:23,940
No!

1510
01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:28,210
- No!
- No!

1511
01:33:35,180 --> 01:33:36,380
Get inside!

1512
01:33:36,390 --> 01:33:38,120
In a minute.

1513
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:51,430
I should probably go and help.
Here, take the wheel.

1514
01:33:51,430 --> 01:33:53,170
No. I don't know
how to fly one of these.

1515
01:33:53,170 --> 01:33:55,070
You're a scientist.
Use one of your PhDs.

1516
01:33:55,070 --> 01:33:58,310
None of them are for flying
alien spaceships!

1517
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:33,540
Okay, come on.

1518
01:34:33,540 --> 01:34:36,180
There's gotta be a gun
on this thing.

1519
01:34:36,180 --> 01:34:38,310
That looks like a gun.

1520
01:34:38,310 --> 01:34:41,620
<i>♪ It's my birthday</i>

1521
01:34:41,620 --> 01:34:42,920
<i>♪ It's my birthday ♪</i>

1522
01:34:50,890 --> 01:34:52,130
Yeah!

1523
01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:11,580
Guys, we're coming up
on the Devil's Anus!

1524
01:35:18,390 --> 01:35:19,520
There she is.

1525
01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:22,120
Our ticket out of here.

1526
01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:23,360
Hey, what's this?

1527
01:35:28,260 --> 01:35:29,530
Thank you.

1528
01:35:29,530 --> 01:35:32,130
Hey, man. We're about to jump
on that ginormous spaceship.

1529
01:35:32,130 --> 01:35:33,530
You wanna come?

1530
01:35:33,530 --> 01:35:36,300
You do seem like

1531
01:35:36,310 --> 01:35:38,140
you're in desperate need
of leadership.

1532
01:35:38,140 --> 01:35:39,580
Why, thank you.

1533
01:35:43,380 --> 01:35:44,450
Here we go.

1534
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:52,180
Shit.

1535
01:36:09,470 --> 01:36:11,440
Asgardians...

1536
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:14,740
some misguided soul...

1537
01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:17,040
has stolen the Bifrost sword.

1538
01:36:17,050 --> 01:36:19,480
Tell us where it is...

1539
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:22,180
or there will be consequences.

1540
01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:27,220
Bad ones.

1541
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:31,360
Well?

1542
01:36:38,430 --> 01:36:39,630
You.

1543
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:20,010
Well? Executioner?

1544
01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:27,180
Wait!

1545
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:30,990
I know where the sword is.

1546
01:38:13,730 --> 01:38:16,130
I never thought
I'd be back here.

1547
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:21,630
I thought
it'd be a lot nicer.

1548
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:23,270
I mean, not that
it's not nice.

1549
01:38:23,270 --> 01:38:24,770
It's just,
it's on fire.

1550
01:38:24,770 --> 01:38:26,340
Here, up here
in the mountains.

1551
01:38:26,340 --> 01:38:28,640
Heat signatures.
People clustered together.

1552
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:29,780
She's coming for them.

1553
01:38:29,780 --> 01:38:31,240
Okay, drop me off
at the palace

1554
01:38:31,250 --> 01:38:33,310
- and I'll draw her away.
- And get yourself killed?

1555
01:38:33,310 --> 01:38:35,250
The people trapped down there
are all that matters.

1556
01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:36,580
While I'm dealing with Hela,
I need you two

1557
01:38:36,590 --> 01:38:37,880
to help get
everyone off Asgard.

1558
01:38:37,890 --> 01:38:40,320
How the hell are we supposed
to do that?

1559
01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:42,090
I have a man on the ground.

1560
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,800
Asgard.

1561
01:38:52,330 --> 01:38:53,600
She's here.

1562
01:39:05,250 --> 01:39:07,150
Now the ship has a gun.

1563
01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:08,280
I'll take it from here.

1564
01:39:09,150 --> 01:39:12,250
I found this in the armory.

1565
01:39:15,390 --> 01:39:16,560
Good luck.

1566
01:39:17,930 --> 01:39:19,460
Your Majesty...

1567
01:39:21,430 --> 01:39:22,530
don't die.

1568
01:39:25,370 --> 01:39:27,200
You know what I mean.

1569
01:40:25,930 --> 01:40:27,860
We must
keep moving!

1570
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:30,400
Go to the Bifrost!

1571
01:41:12,870 --> 01:41:14,380
Sister.

1572
01:41:16,380 --> 01:41:18,340
You're still alive.

1573
01:41:18,350 --> 01:41:20,310
I love what you've done
with the place.

1574
01:41:20,310 --> 01:41:21,850
Redecorating, I see.

1575
01:41:21,850 --> 01:41:23,980
It seems
our father's solution

1576
01:41:23,980 --> 01:41:26,720
to every problem
was to cover it up.

1577
01:41:28,020 --> 01:41:29,860
Or to cast it out.

1578
01:41:31,930 --> 01:41:36,000
He told you you were worthy.
He said the same thing to me.

1579
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,500
You see?

1580
01:41:38,030 --> 01:41:40,570
You never knew him.

1581
01:41:40,570 --> 01:41:42,630
Not at his best.

1582
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:45,600
Odin and I drowned
entire civilizations

1583
01:41:45,610 --> 01:41:47,410
in blood and tears.

1584
01:41:47,410 --> 01:41:50,480
Where do you think
all this gold came from?

1585
01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:52,410
And then, one day...

1586
01:41:52,410 --> 01:41:55,550
he decided to become
a benevolent king.

1587
01:41:55,550 --> 01:41:58,250
To foster peace,
to protect life...

1588
01:41:59,350 --> 01:42:01,390
to have you.

1589
01:42:01,390 --> 01:42:03,820
I understand
why you're angry.

1590
01:42:03,820 --> 01:42:05,460
And you are my sister,
and technically

1591
01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:07,890
have a claim to the throne.

1592
01:42:07,900 --> 01:42:09,900
And believe me, I would love
for someone else to rule.

1593
01:42:09,900 --> 01:42:11,400
But it can't be you.

1594
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:14,940
You're just...
The worst.

1595
01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:18,470
Okay, get up.

1596
01:42:18,470 --> 01:42:20,510
You're in my seat.

1597
01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:23,610
You know,
Father once told me...

1598
01:42:23,610 --> 01:42:26,380
that a wise king
never seeks out war.

1599
01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:28,820
But must always
be ready for it.

1600
01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:02,510
Go back!

1601
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:08,820
Go!

1602
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:46,430
To be honest,
I expected more.

1603
01:43:49,430 --> 01:43:50,670
Heimdall!

1604
01:43:52,830 --> 01:43:54,640
The sword!

1605
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,810
Here's the difference
between us.

1606
01:44:00,810 --> 01:44:02,610
I'm Odin's firstborn...

1607
01:44:02,610 --> 01:44:05,080
the rightful heir,
the savior of Asgard.

1608
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,880
And you're nothing.

1609
01:44:17,090 --> 01:44:20,060
So simple, even a blind man
could see it.

1610
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:23,760
Oh.

1611
01:44:23,770 --> 01:44:26,030
Now you remind me of Dad.

1612
01:44:36,210 --> 01:44:38,010
The stupid dog won't die!

1613
01:44:59,870 --> 01:45:03,040
Everything's gonna be all right now.
I got this.

1614
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:06,070
You wanted to know
who I am?

1615
01:45:06,070 --> 01:45:07,910
What the hell
are you talking about?

1616
01:45:07,910 --> 01:45:09,440
You'll see!

1617
01:45:57,990 --> 01:46:00,290
You see?
No one's going anywhere.

1618
01:46:00,300 --> 01:46:01,930
I'll get that sword...

1619
01:46:01,930 --> 01:46:04,700
even if I have to kill every
single one of them to do it.

1620
01:46:31,060 --> 01:46:32,090
Hey, man.

1621
01:46:33,860 --> 01:46:35,330
I'm Korg.
This is Miek.

1622
01:46:35,330 --> 01:46:36,700
We're gonna jump
on that spaceship

1623
01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:37,960
and get out of here.
Wanna come?

1624
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:51,550
Your savior is here.

1625
01:46:58,720 --> 01:47:00,750
Did you miss me?

1626
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:02,120
Everyone, on that ship now.

1627
01:47:06,630 --> 01:47:08,890
Welcome home.
I saw you coming.

1628
01:47:08,900 --> 01:47:09,970
Of course you did.

1629
01:47:26,710 --> 01:47:28,950
It's a valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.

1630
01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:31,850
You see...

1631
01:47:31,850 --> 01:47:34,790
I'm not a queen or a monster.

1632
01:47:36,360 --> 01:47:39,260
I'm the Goddess of Death.

1633
01:47:39,260 --> 01:47:41,760
What were you
the god of, again?

1634
01:47:53,110 --> 01:47:55,780
Even when
you had two eyes...

1635
01:47:55,780 --> 01:47:57,680
you'd see
only half the picture.

1636
01:47:59,150 --> 01:48:02,150
She's too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.

1637
01:48:03,220 --> 01:48:06,920
Are you Thor,
the God of Hammers? Hmm?

1638
01:48:09,890 --> 01:48:12,220
That hammer was to help you
control your power,

1639
01:48:12,230 --> 01:48:14,290
to focus it.

1640
01:48:14,300 --> 01:48:16,900
It was never your source
of strength.

1641
01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:19,170
It's too late.
She's already taken Asgard.

1642
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:22,940
Asgard is not a place.
Never was.

1643
01:48:24,140 --> 01:48:25,370
This could be Asgard.

1644
01:48:26,710 --> 01:48:29,780
Asgard is where
our people stand.

1645
01:48:29,780 --> 01:48:34,420
Even now, right now,
those people need your help.

1646
01:48:42,190 --> 01:48:44,290
I'm not as strong as you.

1647
01:48:47,030 --> 01:48:48,060
No...

1648
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,830
you're stronger.

1649
01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:01,270
Tell me, brother.

1650
01:49:01,270 --> 01:49:03,910
What were you
the god of again?

1651
01:51:19,350 --> 01:51:21,650
- You're late.
- You're missing an eye.

1652
01:51:21,650 --> 01:51:23,250
This isn't over.

1653
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,130
I think we should
disband the Revengers.

1654
01:51:33,590 --> 01:51:35,030
Hit her with
a lightning blast.

1655
01:51:35,030 --> 01:51:36,160
I just hit her with
the biggest lightning blast

1656
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,400
in the history of lightning.

1657
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:38,400
It did nothing.

1658
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:45,240
We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.

1659
01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:47,310
It won't end there.

1660
01:51:47,310 --> 01:51:50,980
The longer Hela's on Asgard,
the more powerful she grows.

1661
01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:52,680
She'll hunt us down.

1662
01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:54,450
We need to stop her
here and now.

1663
01:51:54,450 --> 01:51:56,420
So what do we do?

1664
01:51:56,420 --> 01:51:58,090
I'm not doing "Get Help."

1665
01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:13,440
Asgard's not a place,
it's a people.

1666
01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:16,630
Loki...

1667
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:18,940
this was never about
stopping Ragnarok.

1668
01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:21,110
This was about
causing Ragnarok.

1669
01:52:21,110 --> 01:52:22,610
Surtur's crown, the vault.

1670
01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:26,250
It's the only way.

1671
01:52:26,250 --> 01:52:27,620
Bold move, brother.

1672
01:52:29,050 --> 01:52:30,520
Even for me.

1673
01:52:33,690 --> 01:52:34,920
Shall we?

1674
01:52:36,020 --> 01:52:37,030
After you.

1675
01:53:02,450 --> 01:53:04,150
This is madness.

1676
01:53:17,530 --> 01:53:19,200
Go! Go, now!

1677
01:54:20,230 --> 01:54:21,600
For Asgard.

1678
01:54:35,810 --> 01:54:37,280
Hela!

1679
01:55:01,730 --> 01:55:06,040
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.

1680
01:55:17,620 --> 01:55:18,820
Hela, enough!

1681
01:55:22,420 --> 01:55:25,460
You want Asgard, it's yours.

1682
01:55:25,460 --> 01:55:29,130
Whatever game you're
playing, it won't work.

1683
01:55:29,130 --> 01:55:30,660
You can't defeat me.

1684
01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:32,630
No, I know.

1685
01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:35,440
But he can.

1686
01:55:39,670 --> 01:55:41,180
No.

1687
01:55:49,650 --> 01:55:53,320
Tremble before me, Asgard!

1688
01:55:53,320 --> 01:55:55,420
I am your reckoning!

1689
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:06,330
The people are safe.

1690
01:56:06,330 --> 01:56:08,240
That's all that matters.

1691
01:56:09,900 --> 01:56:11,770
We're fulfilling
the prophecy.

1692
01:56:11,770 --> 01:56:13,410
I hate this prophecy.

1693
01:56:13,410 --> 01:56:15,370
So do I,
but we have no choice.

1694
01:56:15,380 --> 01:56:17,340
Surtur destroys Asgard...

1695
01:56:17,340 --> 01:56:19,750
he destroys Hela,
so that our people may live.

1696
01:56:19,750 --> 01:56:21,480
But we need to let him
finish the job,

1697
01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:22,680
otherwise...

1698
01:56:24,280 --> 01:56:25,350
No!

1699
01:56:27,620 --> 01:56:29,720
Hulk, stop, you moron!

1700
01:56:38,730 --> 01:56:39,900
Hulk, stop.

1701
01:56:39,900 --> 01:56:43,140
Just for once in your life,
don't smash.

1702
01:56:44,270 --> 01:56:45,970
Big monster!

1703
01:56:45,970 --> 01:56:47,540
Let's go!

1704
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:50,280
Fine.

1705
01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:17,340
I am Asgard's doom!

1706
01:57:40,330 --> 01:57:42,530
The damage
is not too bad.

1707
01:57:42,530 --> 01:57:44,660
As long as the foundations
are still strong...

1708
01:57:44,660 --> 01:57:46,500
we can rebuild this place.

1709
01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:48,800
It will become a haven...

1710
01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:51,770
for all peoples and aliens
of the universe.

1711
01:57:58,380 --> 01:58:01,880
Now those foundations
are gone. Sorry.

1712
01:58:16,060 --> 01:58:18,000
What have I done?

1713
01:58:19,330 --> 01:58:21,800
You saved us from extinction.

1714
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:23,670
Asgard is not a place...

1715
01:58:25,070 --> 01:58:26,980
it's a people.

1716
01:58:55,870 --> 01:58:57,470
It suits you.

1717
01:59:00,070 --> 01:59:02,880
Maybe you're not so bad
after all, brother.

1718
01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:04,480
Maybe not.

1719
01:59:05,650 --> 01:59:07,580
Thank you.

1720
01:59:07,580 --> 01:59:09,980
If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.

1721
01:59:14,050 --> 01:59:15,460
I'm here.

1722
01:59:39,680 --> 01:59:41,720
Your throne.

1723
01:59:56,030 --> 01:59:59,500
So. King of Asgard.

1724
02:00:09,910 --> 02:00:11,010
Where to?

1725
02:00:12,110 --> 02:00:13,950
I'm not sure.

1726
02:00:13,950 --> 02:00:15,550
Any suggestions?

1727
02:00:17,890 --> 02:00:19,990
Miek, where are you from?

1728
02:00:19,990 --> 02:00:21,990
Oh, Miek's dead.

1729
02:00:21,990 --> 02:00:25,420
Yeah, no, I accidentally
stomped on him on the bridge.

1730
02:00:25,430 --> 02:00:26,890
I've just felt so guilty,

1731
02:00:26,890 --> 02:00:28,370
I've been carrying him
around all day.

1732
02:00:30,100 --> 02:00:32,100
Miek, you're alive!

1733
02:00:32,100 --> 02:00:33,500
He's alive, guys.

1734
02:00:33,500 --> 02:00:34,820
What was
your question again, bro?

1735
02:00:36,100 --> 02:00:37,940
Earth it is.

1736
02:02:54,310 --> 02:02:55,970
Do you really think
it's a good idea

1737
02:02:55,980 --> 02:02:57,210
to go back to Earth?

1738
02:02:57,210 --> 02:02:58,210
Yes, of course.

1739
02:02:58,210 --> 02:03:01,110
The people of Earth love me.
I'm very popular.

1740
02:03:01,110 --> 02:03:03,180
Let me rephrase that.

1741
02:03:03,180 --> 02:03:05,080
Do you really think
it's a good idea

1742
02:03:05,090 --> 02:03:06,990
to bring me back to Earth?

1743
02:03:06,990 --> 02:03:09,150
Probably not,
to be honest.

1744
02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:10,990
I wouldn't worry, brother.

1745
02:03:10,990 --> 02:03:14,100
I feel like everything's
gonna work out fine.

1746
02:09:43,020 --> 02:09:44,020
Oh, boy.

1747
02:09:50,620 --> 02:09:52,560
Oh.

1748
02:09:52,560 --> 02:09:57,000
I just gotta say,
I'm proud of you all.

1749
02:09:57,000 --> 02:10:00,460
This revolution has been
a huge success. Yay, us!

1750
02:10:00,470 --> 02:10:03,170
Pat on the back.
Pat on the back.

1751
02:10:03,170 --> 02:10:05,670
Come on. No?

1752
02:10:05,670 --> 02:10:08,040
Me too. 'Cause I've been
a big part of it.

1753
02:10:08,040 --> 02:10:11,010
Can't have a revolution
without somebody to overthrow.

1754
02:10:11,010 --> 02:10:13,180
So, you're welcome.

1755
02:10:13,180 --> 02:10:15,450
And, uh, it's a tie.

1756
02:10:15,450 --> 02:10:23,150
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