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I don't think so, do you?

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It's only 29.99.

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Yeah, but where will you wear it?

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You never do anything except go
to school or study.

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Yeah. I've got library books that
have been out more than me.

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Exactly.

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I mean, why waste your money

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that will never get worn, darling?

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OK, let's go.

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I have to pick up
your dad's athlete's foot powder.

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I'd hate to miss that,
but can I meet you at the car?

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All right, but don't be long.

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I've only got ten minutes left
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Excuse me, miss.

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I need to look in your bag.

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Why?

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Can I look in your bag, please?

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We've got a runner, boys.

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Sorry. Sorry!

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Stop!

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of fire

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Sorry!


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The ring of fire...

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Rani?

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What's going on?

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Do you remember what's special
about today, sweetie?

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Um, Grampa's coming to stay?

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That's right.

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you're gonna like him very much.

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But I do need you to remember
one thing while he's here.

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I need you to remember that
Grandpa is a lying, thieving,

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selfish old bastard.

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Good luck. Cheers, mate.
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And what is Grandpa?

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A lying, thieving,
selfish old bastard.

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Who can...?
Who can never be trusted.

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Good girl.

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CHEERING

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Safe travels, Frank.

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Greetings and felicitations.
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Quite possibly, Frank,

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in the eight years
since I last saw you.

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This young buck must be Tom.

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Hey, dude, what's happening?

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Lord, oh, Lord,
who's this beautiful princess?

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Holly.

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Where are we setting up, please?

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Between the hours of 7pm and 6am,
you will remain in this residence

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and the light will remain green.

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If you travel more than two metres
from this residence,

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the light turns red.

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Crystal. What happens
if it turns red?

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You get a little visit
from the police.

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Ooh.

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I'll show myself out.

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Thank you for your service.

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Why were you in prison?

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Grandpa misunderstood that you can't
forge signatures on cheques.

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Oooh... Ah!

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What's a cheque?

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All right, yep, yep. I do.

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Can I speak? Thank you.
I'm asking for two poxy weeks.

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Back through the machine.
Empty your pockets.

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All right, Captain, slow down.
Just a middle-aged white man.

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All I'm carrying are keys
and unwanted back fat.

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No, listen, no.

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No phones allowed.

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What? No phones allowed.

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No phones allowed.
I have to call you back.

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And the bag. And the bag!

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Listen, I'm a businessman
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SCANNER BEEPS

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Are you wearing a belt?

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I am wearing a belt.

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Yes, I like it
when my trousers stay up. That OK?

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Thank you.
Where am I going please?

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<font color="
Just do whatever they tell you.

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This way.

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Hi there. I'm Greg.

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I'm 6'7" tall
and, no, it's not in proportion.

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If it was in proportion,
I'd be 8'3".

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Greetings and felicitations.
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What's tickin', chicken?

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Uh, it's finger-lickin', chicken.

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Good morning, ladies. Can I just
say? You're both looking beautiful.

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No, you can't.

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He can't tell you
that you're beautiful?

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We didn't ask him
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Sorry, but I say it like I find it.

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And, ladies, you're both
a right couple of swooners.

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Attention! Sit.

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Some people...

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..think that Community Payback
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A soft touch.

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Newsflash -

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it ain't.

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You will repay your debt to society
by working the number of hours

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mandated by the court.

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My name is Diane Pemberley.
I'm your supervisor.

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<font color="
a mean bastard.

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Your choice.

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Good guy, please. You don't choose.

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You said it was our choice.
It was a figure of speech.

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It wasn't entirely clear.
Are you a trouble-maker?

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When I call your name, say here.

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John Halloran.

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Here. Shouldn't be.

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Frank Sheldon?

121
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What's the agenda, Brenda?

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Christian Taylor.

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Yo. OK, what are you people not
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Myrna Okeke.

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Here in body, not in spirit.

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I don't know what that means.
Gregory Dillard?

127
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Yeah, that's me.

128
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Can I just apologise
for the inappropriate joke

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earlier about things
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To be honest, it's not even that
long. Although it is quite flat.

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Like a kipper.

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Just say here.

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Yeah, here. Yeah. Here.

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Rani Rekowski?

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Here. Thank you.

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You each have
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You have been tasked

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with restoring this
into a community centre

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for the local...community.

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You will work four hours
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Only when I am happy
with the work you have done

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will I log those four hours.

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Take another one.

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During clean-up duty,

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if you find a deceased animal
over 10k,

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do not touch it.

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Anything under 10k -
vermin, cats, a small dog -

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that is yours.

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Can we keep it? No, you may not.

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Now, you may be wondering
about faeces.

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You read my mind.

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<font color="
do not touch it.

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You may handle
other species' faeces.

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Can we keep it?

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No, you may not.

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You are here for the next four
hours, people. You may begin!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Uh, oh, well, I'm here
because, uh,

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even though I run
a successful company

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making brake pads, pay my taxes,

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employ 52 people,

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we have a criminal justice system
that kowtows to the, uh,

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I'm a right-on leftie liberal.
Are you sure?

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Seems like you can't really call
yourself a leftie these days

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unless you're a disabled
transgender vegan

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with a nut allergy
who makes their own soap.

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<font color="
straight off the Daily Mail website?

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Well, they're not wrong
about everything.

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I'm just saying, you watch yourself.

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Nothing the lefties like more
than eating their own.

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Unless they contain nuts.

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You think it matters
if we clear this crap up or not?

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They just want to give us
something to do.

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I'd slow down if I were you.
You might burn yourself out.

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Also, you're making me look bad.

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I stole some stuff.

182
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Why would someone proper-smart
be stealing stuff?

183
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,998
Who says I'm proper-smart?

184
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,798
Well, I saw your bag
and it said Oxford University.

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My mum bought that when I went
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Did you get in?

187
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Well, yeah,
but I'm not proper-smart.

188
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I just have parents who never bought
me a toy that wasn't educational.

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Oy, Miss Rekowski.
Less flirting, more exerting.

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I wasn't flirting.
She weren't flirting. I was.

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Sorry.

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What's wrong?

194
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Hi, Gabby. Look this way.

195
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All right, Gabby?

196
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,798
Hi, Gabby.

197
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Look at me, Gabby.

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00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,998
Whoa! If I was 30 years younger...

200
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You'd still be twice her age.

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Thank you.

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00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,038
Did you know? On Twitter,
everyone's been debating

203
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who you were gonna wear today.

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Today is about me learning
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and people are worrying
about what I'm wearing?

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That is sick.

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00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,638
Who are you wearing?

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00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,598
It's a Stella McCartney.
The Vampire's Wife.

209
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,238
And shoes are Isabel Marant.

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Lovely.

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00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,718
That's Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe.

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She was on that reality show
where posh people have to give up

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their mobile phones
and their assistants.

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It was called No Service.

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I don't own a TV.

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No. Too busy reading books.
You should try it.

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I read books. Yeah?
Any that aren't about the SAS?

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Hi. Hi, friends. I'm Gabby. Hi.

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00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,318
Hi! Hi, I'm Lady Gabby.

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My preferred pronouns
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I'm John. Bloke.

224
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I'm so sorry I'm late.

225
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I'm in charge here!

226
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,118
Seriously?
Sorry, that came out wrong.

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00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,598
Yeah, it did come out wrong. Gabby!

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They can't be here. Look this way.

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<font color="
Private property! Back! Scram!

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What are you wearing?

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00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,678
Oh, it's Stella McCartney.

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This is a Vampire's Wife
and shoes are Isabel Marant.

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Thanks for asking. No, I don't mean,
"Ooh, what are you wearing?"

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<font color="
"What are you wearing?!"

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That is not appropriate.

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Put this on.

237
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Do I have to?
Yeah, it's not a fashion show.

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You're here
because you committed a crime.

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The person who designed this
<font color="

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I mean, someone call
the fashion police. Am I right?

241
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,678
No, you're not right,
Michael McIntyre.

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I'm docking you two hours
for being late.

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Do you want another two
for being a smart-aleck?

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Toilet breaks at my discretion.

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Any questions?

247
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,158
Yeah, what is this?

248
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,518
How.

249
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,720
Excuse me?

250
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,998
Yo. Respect.

251
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,638
What is that?

252
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,598
It's a...it's a gang sign.
<font color="

253
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,278
No, it's Mr Spock's Vulcan salute
from Star Trek.

254
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,598
I don't think so.

255
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,720
Yeah, it is.

256
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,998
Oh, yeah, that...
What am I thinking of, then?

257
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,398
What gang was you trying to rep?

258
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,318
<font color="
Dre, Tupac, Snoop, that whole crew.

259
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,678
Oh, here. I got you.

260
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,078
Here you go. Like that.

261
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,598
Oh, yeah, yeah. Good.
Maximum respect.

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00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,478
Rekowski! Walk with me.

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00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,600
Well, live long and prosper.

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What a nerd.

265
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266
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,678
Said you have a scholarship...

267
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,478
..to Oxford University.

268
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:14,198
Yeah, sorry about that.
She does tell everyone.

269
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,158
Must be a pretty smart doughnut.

270
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,918
Don't you mean "smart cookie"?

271
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,398
They both work.

272
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,598
Yeah,
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273
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,598
I'm gonna apply to become
a police officer,

274
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,438
and education helps with that.

275
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,718
So I'm actually studying
for a degree myself.

276
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,558
Oh, really, where are you studying?

277
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,598
Have you heard of QuickieDegree.com?

278
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,078
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in my spam folder.

279
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,518
Oh.

280
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,998
Your mum said Oxford's threatening
to revoke your scholarship.

281
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,358
They haven't made a final decision.

282
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,838
Apparently, they want you to get
three As in your A-Levels

283
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,920
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from your supervisor.

284
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,798
Guess who that is?

285
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,158
Is it you?

286
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,598
As I said, you're a smart doughnut.

287
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,278
Cookie. They both work.

288
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,958
I'll expect you to work hard.
Show remorse.

289
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,720
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from your mistakes. I will.

290
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,038
And I need you.

291
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,598
You need me?

292
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,718
To be my eyes and ears.

293
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,398
Keep me posted on what's being said
and done behind my back.

294
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,278
I don't feel comfortable snitching.

295
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,198
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as snitching.

296
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,798
Think of it as collaborating.

297
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,038
That sounds worse.

298
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,718
Only cps it has connotations
with the Nazis.

299
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,038
Yeah, that might be it.

300
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:24,640
Your future depends on whether
or not I write that commendation.

301
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,400
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What for whom.

302
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,000
Do we have a deal?

303
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:38,318
As I said, I can be a good guy
or I can be a mean bastard.

304
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,760
Your choice.

305
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,520
Good girl.

306
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,918
This must be a mistake, sir.
Rani's not a thief.

307
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,278
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308
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,318
Mum, he doesn't care. Tell him.

309
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,198
I got accepted
into Oxford University.

310
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,038
With a full scholarship.
Why do you always leave that out?

311
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,480
So, you see, sir, my daughter
is a genius, not a thief.

312
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,640
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313
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,318
Is this the first time you've taken
something without paying, Rani?

314
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,880
Yes.

315
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,280
How many of these
do you want to watch?

316
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,720
How many are there?

317
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,078
All the hard work you've done
just thrown away. For what?

318
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,440
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319
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,800
It's so humiliating.

320
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,960
Jerzy, are you going
to say anything?

321
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,720
If you lie, cheat or steal again...

322
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,880
..there is no place for you
in this family.

323
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,318
Jerzy, I didn't mean...

324
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,560
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325
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:36,438
If you get so much as a parking
ticket from this moment on,

326
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,960
you are dead to us.

327
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,718
COURT OFFICER: Rekowski!

328
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,000
LAWYER: We have to go in now.

329
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,120
Come on.

330
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,238
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for Instagram?

331
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,120
What did your last servant die of?

332
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,758
I think it was just old age.

333
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,678
You have actual servants?

334
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,478
Daddy does, yeah, but you can't
call them servants any more.

335
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,998
They prefer "staff".
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336
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,518
Why do you want a picture
of this dump? For my followers.

337
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,798
You have followers?
What, like Jesus?

338
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,318
Oh, no, I'm not like Jesus.
He only had 12.

339
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,118
I've got 1.2 million.

340
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,758
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what you're saying.

341
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,678
And we've been banking
with you since 1980.

342
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,318
It's like a couple
of little hiccups,

343
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,918
and "Thank you for 40 years
of business, now piss off."

344
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,318
Oy! No phones.

345
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,598
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346
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,838
I'm just trying to keep a roof
over my kid's heads.

347
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,638
I'm meeting with the Chinese today
and I will make them sign.

348
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,718
Give me your phone. Just go away.
How about that?

349
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,518
OK? I need two weeks
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350
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,678
The Chinese will sign.
The Chinese will sign.

351
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,758
Thank you very much indeed.
Three, two, one. There you go.

352
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,038
Thank you so much.
No more calls. You're here to work.

353
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,318
That was work! OK?

354
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,200
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355
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,678
Have you ever have Chinese wine?
What?

356
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,718
If you do business with the Chinese,
they'll want to drink with you.

357
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,918
Makes them feel they can trust you.
Chinese call it guanxi.

358
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,158
Well, thank you for that advice,
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359
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,158
Do you want to get back
to shovelling shit?

360
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,238
Be warned, though, if they bring out
the ol' Chinese wine

361
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,518
cos that neck oil is lethal.

362
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,598
When I was in Beijing, I knew
a tiny Chinaman who'd drink me

363
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,838
under the table.

364
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,438
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365
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,598
The political correctness brigade
have ruled

366
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,158
you can't say Chinaman any more.

367
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,478
You can still say Englishman,
Irishman and Scotsman, though,

368
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,838
so at least our jokes are safe.

369
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,318
Oh, bless.

370
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,398
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good since the Bronze Age

371
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,638
and the last couple of years might
have been a bit confusing,

372
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,958
but if you find yourself thinking,
"Is this offensive?"

373
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,078
just assume that it is
and go about your business.

374
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,998
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over there or gassing?

375
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,760
We're working, boss! Harder than
a prostitute with two mattresses.

376
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,398
I think it's too risky.

377
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,720
Me too.

378
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,318
No-one asked your opinion, bruv.

379
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,238
Yeah, it's risky,
but do we got another play?

380
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,798
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and I'll do it right now.

381
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,880
No, no, not yet.
We need more leverage first.

382
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,598
I went to this epic music festival
in Goa

383
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,318
called the Festival
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384
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,838
No.

385
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,560
Just...fantastic.

386
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,718
Mm, want some?

387
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,040
No, no, no.

388
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,078
Hey, bruv. You want some piff?
It's high grade.

389
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,758
Thanks, but I'm good for piff.

390
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,318
The Festival of Peace and Light
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391
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,718
to organise a music festival
of my own.

392
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,438
Like Glastonbury?

393
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,998
Less muddy, more magical.

394
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,838
So, there's gonna be luxury yurts,
regular yurts, slam poetry,

395
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,478
yoga, Ed Sheeran. I mean, everything
<font color="

396
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,438
You know me so well.

397
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,118
You sure you don't want some piff?

398
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,600
All right, why not?

399
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,758
Somewhere around here. Exactly. Hey!

400
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,838
Put that out, will ya?

401
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,678
Not getting extra hours
cos of your sort. Your sort?

402
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,958
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stand there smoking a joint or

403
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,678
stealing, dealing drugs or whatever
than just doing a decent days' work.

404
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,558
Oh, stealing, dealing drugs.
Why you saying that? Cos he's black?

405
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,758
Because he's here.

406
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,118
So are you, mate.

407
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,998
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Come here, give me the joint.

408
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,158
What? What are you doing?

409
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,518
Just give me the joint.
Stop it. Stop!

410
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,958
That's enough! What are you doing?!

411
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,720
All right, stop... Stop it!

412
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,720
An eye for an eye makes
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413
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,560
Cut it out! Right now!

414
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,360
HE INHALES

415
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,958
Who's this belong to?

416
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,518
It's his. No, it ain't.

417
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,678
Somebody owns up
or everyone gets five more hours.

418
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,838
You can't do that. He can do that.
<font color="

419
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,918
Whose is it?

420
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,318
I've just told you whose it is.
It's his.

421
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,038
Ask her, she knows.

422
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,440
If you know something, speak up.

423
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,560
I-I...I...

424
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,000
We... It's mine.

425
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,360
No, it isn't. It's mine.

426
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,638
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427
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,278
Why is he getting five more hours?

428
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,558
For lying.

429
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,318
Do you want five more hours
for sticking your nose in?

430
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,360
Yeah. You should give me five more
for this as well.

431
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:08,000
You all seem to have forgotten that
<font color="

432
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,998
So, try not to forget this.

433
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,318
Any of you lot walk, talk or think
out of line,

434
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,438
I will make sure that all of you

435
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,400
spend the rest of your hours
behind bars.

436
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,318
Understood?

437
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,320
<font color="

438
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,798
WHISTLE BLOWS

439
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,558
All right, pack it up people.
We'll do it all again tomorrow.

440
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,800
Apart from the fighting.
And the ganja.

441
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,918
Sir?

442
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,718
I did actually have things
under control.

443
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,798
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junkies wrestling

444
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,920
"having things under control"?

445
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,440
Thank you.

446
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,680
PHONE CHIMES

447
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,758
Good luck, Daddy.

448
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,638
Mum says if the meeting goes well,
we can have pizza!

449
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,158
I did say that, yes.
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450
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,478
We love you so much.

451
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,000
HE INHALES DEEPLY, THEN EXHALES

452
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,598
Oh, this is sick!

453
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,278
Es. Es, take that off.
Come on, let's go.

454
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,398
Yo, check it out. Virtual reality.

455
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,118
She's walking around a club
in Miami right now.

456
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,400
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457
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,118
SNICKERING

458
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,678
Shit, man.

459
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,158
Home, now.

460
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,398
You seem tense, blud.

461
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,278
They do virtual porn - you should
have a tug, let off some steam.

462
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,960
LAUGHTER

463
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,278
Come on, let's go home.

464
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,518
Here, Es.

465
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,798
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Buy yourself something nice.

466
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,318
She don't want it.

467
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,518
Yeah, I do. It's free money.

468
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,480
No, it's not. Let's go.

469
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,320
Es, I'll hold if for you, yeah?
Yeah!

470
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,958
Why do I have to keep telling you
all the time?

471
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,718
<font color="

472
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,798
Come on. Why do I have to keep...

473
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,158
VOICES FADE

474
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,638
And, uh, we're very proud

475
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,318
of the fact that,
from those humble beginnings,

476
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,678
we now find ourselves standing here
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477
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,278
SHE TRANSLATES

478
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,118
But let's, uh, let's,
let's talk more about, uh,

479
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,240
the family side of the business
and, uh...

480
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,200
..where we've come from
and really where we intend to go.

481
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,158
<font color="
the...the year-on-year growth,

482
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,118
and it's this growth
that will mark a significant return

483
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,798
on your investment.

484
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,598
SHE TRANSLATES

485
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,998
And make a partnership
with Halloran and Son

486
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,280
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487
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,718
Xiexie.

488
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,438
ON PHONE:


489
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,998
Zhao!

490
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,198
MUSIC STOPS, HE CLEARS THROAT

491
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,638
HE SPEAKS MANDARIN

492
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,960
I'm very sorry.
Please excuse my daughter.

493
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,238
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One Direction, Little Mix,

494
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,518
Brooklyn Beckham...

495
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,200
Well, um, on behalf of Britain,
I can only apologise.

496
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,240
THEY LAUGH
Yes.

497
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,718
Our company has built
an impeccable reputation

498
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,998
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499
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,038
So, I hope this doesn't offend you,

500
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,718
but is there anything that we should
know about you or your father

501
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,120
that could bring our company
into disrepute?

502
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,280
There is not.

503
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,840
Meiyou.

504
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,320
I'm sure you'd agree
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505
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,840
Why should
we entrust our money to you?

506
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,000
One...

507
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,600
STAMMERS: Why should, why...
Yes, um...

508
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,320
Why?

509
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,838
You, uh,

510
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,798
you keep your family close.

511
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,518
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your daughter there

512
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,278
will take the company reins,

513
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,560
if she can stay off
her phone long enough.

514
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,240
THEY LAUGH

515
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,758
My, uh, my father built
this company from nothing.

516
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,558
Worked every hour God gave.

517
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,720
<font color="
never asked for a...a hand-out...

518
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,078
On the day he retired,
he had four bidders begging to buy.

519
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,520
But he didn't sell.

520
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,598
He handed the business to me.

521
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,958
And, uh, I asked him,
I said, uh, you know, why?

522
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,278
<font color="

523
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,758
And, um, he told me, he said,

524
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,878
"Trust, son,
is the key to any relationship,

525
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,758
"business or otherwise.

526
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,118
"And who can you trust
if you can't trust family?"

527
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,478
This is a family business,
Chairman Yang.

528
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,438
<font color="
and you become part of that family.

529
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,000
And, sir,
I never let my family down.

530
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,918
Mr Halloran,

531
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,998
if you prepare the contracts
for review,

532
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,520
we'd like to sign tomorrow.

533
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,600
That's, uh, that's great.
<font color="

534
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,438
Right, well,
I don't know about you, but, uh,

535
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,518
I always find closing deals
very, very thirsty work.

536
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,880
So, uh, please,
grab...grab a glass and, uh...

537
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,600
Yeah.

538
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,998
I met a girl today.

539
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,478
<font color="

540
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,240
I want you to talk
to her about school.

541
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,880
I know you're mad at me.

542
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,640
But why have you got to hang out
with them when I told you not to?

543
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,878
This is our family. Yeah?
You and me.

544
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,478
Not them.

545
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,838
<font color="

546
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,558
I'm your brother. Show some respect.

547
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,798
Respect what?

548
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,998
They're down there getting
in a Range Rover.

549
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,960
You're up here, unpeggin'
your little sister's underwear.

550
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,000
JERZY: What were
<font color="

551
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,360
RANI: Fine.

552
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,240
Did you do everything you were told?

553
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,080
Yeah.

554
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,198
Is this our fault?

555
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,798
Did we do something?

556
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,000
No.

557
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,638
We were too soft on you.
We should've set more boundaries.

558
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,838
<font color="
the parental control off Netflix.

559
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,358
Mum...

560
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,480
Mum, it's not your fault.

561
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,158
You promise me,
whatever this was about,

562
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,960
this is the end of it.

563
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,760
Promise.

564
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,238
Margie.

565
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,200
<font color="

566
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,958
I don't need your help.
Put that down.

567
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,920
Put it down.

568
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,558
While I was inside, I had time
to think about all the people

569
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,478
I effed around in my day.

570
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,520
You're top of the list, Margie.

571
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,278
<font color="

572
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,918
Oh, yeah?

573
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,958
On my life.

574
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,278
Don't promise on your life.
Don't you dare.

575
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,678
You have fooled me 10,000 times,
not again.

576
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,078
I said that you could stay
until the tag comes off.

577
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,038
<font color="
or my kids' lives a second longer.

578
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,680
Is that clear?

579
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,760
EMOTIONALLY: Crystal.

580
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,758
Keep it down.
Fucking human pipe cleaner.

581
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,678
Sorry.

582
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,118
You OK?

583
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,878
Chinese wine.

584
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,198
<font color="

585
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:01,078
Oh, Diane, I raised my voice
to you the other day.

586
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,478
That was completely unacceptable.
And I-I would like to apologise.

587
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,598
Accepted.

588
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,438
Yeah, in other news, I've got to be
somewhere by four today

589
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,198
<font color="
business deal.

590
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,238
I was just wondering if you could
let me go just a little bit early.

591
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,958
We finish at 3.30.

592
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,398
I'm hoping you could make
an exception for me today, OK?

593
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,558
Because I...I cannot be late
for this.

594
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,080
<font color="
in Chinese business.

595
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,638
So...

596
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,798
Everyone finishes at 3.30!

597
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,038
Ah, you... For Christ's sake, woman!

598
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,278
I'm just trying to keep
my business from going under,

599
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,760
<font color="
some old CDs.

600
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:43,160
So...what's your first impressions
of our little gang?

601
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,998
Everyone's a type.

602
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,518
A type?

603
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,558
Um, you've got
your right-wing blowhard,

604
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,438
left-wing militant,

605
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,478
<font color="

606
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,838
shifty old-timer,

607
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,640
and whatever the hell he is.

608
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,678
OK. What type am I?

609
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,918
The bad boy.

610
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,238
Why?

611
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,598
What, is it
cos I've got all these tats?

612
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,638
Yeah, tattoos aren't
that rebellious any more.

613
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,158
<font color="

614
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,438
Dame Judi Dench.

615
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,278
Well, then, Dame Judi Dench
is a straight up OG like me.

616
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,478
THEY LAUGH

617
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,680
What type are you?

618
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,718
Studious Asian good girl.

619
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:29,438
Mm. So, why does
the studious Asian good girl

620
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,638
<font color="

621
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,038
Probably
because my dad never gave me

622
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,998
the freedom to go to parties or hang
out in a bus shelter with friends.

623
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,558
Yeah, I've done that.
It's not as incredible as it sounds.

624
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,678
To be fair to my dad, he grew
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625
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,080
So, his idea of freedom
is drinking a can of Pepsi.

626
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,878
Would you do me a favour?

627
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,398
What kind of favour?

628
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,318
My sister's clever, like you.

629
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,160
Well, she's got her GCSEs soon,
and I just can't make her study.

630
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,040
<font color="

631
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,240
I mean, I'm not sure what I'd say.

632
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,238
But if you think it would help...

633
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,758
Yeah. OK.

634
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,120
Thank you. I really appreciate it.

635
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,240
You OK?

636
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,480
Yeah, um, uh, just gimme a second.

637
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,998
I just found a deceased animal,
<font color="

638
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,838
What we talking?
We're talking a dead badger.

639
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,798
You'd better show me.
Roger that.

640
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,238
Or should it be "bodger that"?

641
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,798
What? Bodger and badger?

642
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,160
SHE GROANS

643
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,438
<font color="

644
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,158
Some men from London are running
their lines into ends.

645
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,278
She asked to help roll up on them.

646
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,798
Well, that ain't happening.

647
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,158
She says she wants to put in work,
innit?

648
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:25,758
Think about it, yeah?
<font color="

649
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,878
In this post-MeToo era,

650
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,918
that kind of blatant sexism
can get you cancelled.

651
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,918
My sister ain't puttin'
in work for you.

652
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,600
Then who is?

653
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,918
Oh, shit, man. I've paid my debts.

654
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,038
I ain't asking permission,
<font color="

655
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,558
someone's doin' dirt tonight,

656
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,680
And if it ain't you,
it's your little sister.

657
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,718
What do you want me to do?

658
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,838
They're sat in a trap house
in Lawrence Hill.

659
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,878
They've got a line with fiends
<font color="

660
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,278
I need that phone.

661
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,638
Oh, cos they're just gonna hand
over the line because I ask nicely?

662
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,640
Nah. That's why you need this.

663
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,518
Put that away.

664
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,400
Shut up, man. Don't act like you
ain't never seen a strap before.

665
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,358
<font color="
Where's the spot?

666
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,280
32 Rossmore Avenue.

667
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,438
Look, if I do this for you,
Esme don't hang with you no more.

668
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,840
And I ain't asking you,
I'm telling you.

669
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,640
Yeah, we'll call in the council.

670
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,758
Hi, Clive, it's Diane. Yeah, another
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671
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,480
We're talking dead badger.

672
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,278
All right, roger that.
Or should that be "bodger that"?

673
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,478
SHE LAUGHS DRYLY

674
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,280
I know, yeah.
I just thought of it now.

675
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,038
All right, thanks, Clive, bye-bye.

676
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,278
<font color="

677
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,680
Do you want five more hours?! No.

678
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,320
WHISTLE BLOWS
Home time. Tools away.

679
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,760
Great. Yeah.

680
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,718
All right, come on,
let's pick up the pace, people.

681
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,318
Oy! You don't give the orders.

682
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,760
OK, come on,
<font color="

683
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,840
Everyone, freeze!

684
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,400
Someone better explain...

685
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,040
..about the gun.

686
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,398
A heat gun is missing.

687
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,318
Empty your pockets.

688
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,718
Open your bags.

689
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,000
I'm conducting a search.

690
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,240
Open your bag.

691
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,598
<font color="

692
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,918
She Gone - Coping With Divorce.

693
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,878
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I just broke up with someone, too.

694
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,918
How long has it been?

695
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,638
Since Pancake Day last year.

696
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,200
She sent me out to get a Jif lemon,
and when I came back, she was gone.

697
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,358
<font color="
by Greg's failed marriage.

698
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,118
A heat gun is missing.
This is serious.

699
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,480
I'll buy you a new one. OK?
Can we please just go?

700
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,438
Is that yours too?

701
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,078
- That one's his.
- No, it ain't.

702
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,558
<font color="

703
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,518
Oh, his sort, must be the thief.

704
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,238
You do know not every coloured
person is a living saint?

705
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:14,518
We don't say coloured person.
We say person of colour.

706
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,878
I'll give you £1,000
if you can tell me the difference.

707
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,358
<font color="
how they'd like to be described?

708
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,078
For instance, would you like to be
known as caveman or dinosaur?

709
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,598
Enough!

710
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,080
Pass it here.

711
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,038
Is this your bag?

712
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,638
Never seen it before.

713
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,598
That's bullocks!
<font color="

714
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,078
So has she.

715
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,480
Is that true?

716
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,238
Three words.

717
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:49,760
Quid pro quo. Is this his bag?

718
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,400
Yeah.

719
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,080
Thank you.

720
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,438
Everyone on the bus.

721
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,438
Hallelujah.
Thank you so much, Diane,

722
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,320
<font color="
we're never getting back.

723
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,478
Snitches get stitches.

724
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,798
All right, leave her alone.

725
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,718
There's a code. What's the code?

726
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,078
JACK AND MYRNA: No snitching!

727
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,958
Ha! Yeah,
<font color="

728
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,798
We can rob, steal and murder,
but, uh, telling on one another,

729
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,278
that's...that's where
we draw the line.

730
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,678
We're supposed to stick together.

731
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,160
There's no "we" here.

732
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,600
Uh-bup-bup...

733
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,558
Empty out your pockets.
<font color="

734
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,120
You've got to be kidding me!

735
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,758
I need to speak to you.

736
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,118
I've got somewhere to be.

737
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,680
But I really need to speak to you.

738
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,920
SHANTI: Queen!

739
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,198
Oh, come on!

740
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,600
Belt off, please.

741
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,360
Rekowski.

742
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,238
<font color="

743
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,238
Uh, we were...we were
just talking about...

744
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:08,520
I'm sure you'll see her again soon.
Go on, Valentino. Off you go.

745
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,318
This'll surprise you,

746
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,960
but when I was your age...

747
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,478
<font color="

748
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,678
Yeah, that is a shock.

749
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,078
I heard the talk.

750
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,518
You'll always get grief for doing
the right thing. So, ignore 'em.

751
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,358
They're not your friends.

752
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,878
The only friend you have
around here is me.

753
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,518
<font color="
It's going in your report.

754
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,200
Feel better?

755
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,278
What's going on here?

756
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,918
Oh, a heat gun has gone missing,
sir. I'm investigating.

757
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,398
Investigating?

758
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,918
Well, good luck with that, Columbo.

759
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,720
HE CHUCKLES

760
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,440
<font color="

761
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,200
Excuse me.

762
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Less gawking, more walking.

763
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,000
Anything?

764
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,758
What are you doing? You don't
have to take your shoes off.

765
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,238
It's not the bloody airport.

766
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,318
Looks like an airport, doesn't it?

767
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,798
<font color="

768
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,878
Well, it isn't.

769
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,840
MUFFLED SPEECH

770
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,680
All right, let's go.
It looks like an airport.

771
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,878
SCANNER BEEPS
Whoa, whoa!

772
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,158
Step back! Step back!
Come back through, please, sir.

773
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,120
<font color="

774
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,880
SHE EXHALES

775
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,560
Is that allowed?

776
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,598
Well, that's not mine.

777
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,198
No, it isn't.
Property of Probation Service.

778
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,478
Nothing gets past me.

779
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,318
I've caught the thief, sir.
I'm not a thief.

780
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,798
<font color="
bracelets, I'll cuff him.

781
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,918
Cuff me? Right, where's the heat
gun? Is it still on your person?

782
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,238
I'm gonna need
some rubber gloves as well!

783
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,558
No, you're not. Walk very slowly.

784
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,118
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We're not in Guantanamo Bay.

785
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,280
Anything could slip out en route.
Come on.

786
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,600
One...

787
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,918
That, uh, boy asked if I'd read
his sister's course work.

788
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,080
Can I tell him that's OK?

789
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,200
OK, quickly.

790
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,000
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I am more than happy to help.

791
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,600
Whatever they're making you do...

792
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,478
..please don't.

793
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,840
Rani!

794
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,600
Come on!

795
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,478
Come on!

796
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,560
PHONE RINGS

797
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,478
Hello, Dad.

798
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,518
Did they sign?

799
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,278
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800
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,878
Jesus, I knew
I should've done this myself.

801
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,998
Do I have to hold your hand
to sign your own bloody name?!

802
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,238
No, Dad, everything's fine.

803
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,958
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in Chinese business.

804
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,558
Yeah, I'm...I'm aware of that.

805
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,478
By God, if you screw this up, I...

806
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,958
Just call me when it's done!

807
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,238
I'm...

808
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,680
HE SIGHS

809
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,638
JERZY: Define metallic bonding.

810
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,798
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between delocalised electrons

811
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,718
and positive metal ions.

812
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:42,400
Hmm, correct.
What is the octet rule?

813
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,518
Elements combine
in a covalent compound

814
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,798
with eight electrons
in their outer shell.

815
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,038
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816
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,080
No.

817
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,118
Hey. Hey!
Can you keep the noise down, please?

818
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,598
My daughter is studying up here.

819
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,280
Fuck off! Get out of here, man.

820
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,958
They have all the privileges
in the world,

821
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,598
<font color="
their lives.

822
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,398
Hmm! Good.
More opportunities for you.

823
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,558
Which of these is the best conductor
of electricity?

824
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,198
Sodium, magnesium or alu....?

825
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,838
Aluminium.

826
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,520
Correct. Very good.

827
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,158
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828
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:47,558
Oh, I just, uh, had a meeting
with some, uh, new suppliers.

829
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,318
Anyway, the exciting part, huh?

830
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,398
I think we've got
all the paperwork sorted,

831
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,040
so now all we need
is your signatures.

832
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,160
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833
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,680
GRUNTING

834
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,360
An eye for an eye makes
the whole world blind.

835
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,600
Stop!

836
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,798
I can help with that.

837
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,278
Well, I managed without your help
during puberty,

838
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,718
two divorces
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839
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,718
so I'm pretty sure
I can scrape the paint

840
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,440
off an old door without you.

841
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:12,958
What's that?

842
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,158
Heat gun. For stripping paint.

843
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,478
Did you steal it? No.

844
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,838
Frank?

845
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,200
I borrowed it.

846
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,520
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847
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,280
GUNFIRE ON VIDEO GAME

848
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,558
Bro.

849
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,198
KNOCKING

850
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:24,278
Come on, bro. It's me, man.

851
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,918
Who's there?

852
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,478
Hey, bro, I just need two Bs, bro.

853
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,918
Eh, no man, you've got the wrong
place. No, bro. Come on, man.

854
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,598
<font color="
the money on me now.

855
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,278
I'll just get it out. Please, man...

856
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,600
Hey, man, I said fuck off.

857
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,560
What are you thinking, man?

858
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,958
Sit down.

859
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,000
You, move. Now!

860
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,838
Where's the line? What line?

861
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,598
<font color="
Where's the phone?

862
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,078
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not gonna ask you again.

863
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,480
Where the fuck is the phone?!

864
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,880
Under the rug, man.

865
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,280
I dare you.

866
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,558
You don't want to do this, man.

867
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,960
I'm telling you, bro.
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868
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,758
BREATHING QUIVERS

869
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,680
Do you know who you're robbing,
Blud?

870
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,198
You don't want to walk out
that door with that bag, bro.

871
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,240
I'm telling you that right now.

872
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,038
HORN HONKS

873
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,520
HONKING CONTINUES

874
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,680
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875
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,240
Go, go, go! Go! Go!

876
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,360
Hey! This way.

877
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,400
Sweetheart.

878
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,520
Did they sign?

879
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,078
Of course.

880
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,518
SHE SIGHS
We're out of the woods?

881
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,878
Absolutely.

882
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,318
Oh, thank God!

883
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,520
Thank God.

884
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,760
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885
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200
Did you tell your dad
the good news?

886
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,958
Yeah. I told him.

887
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,718
Well done, sweetheart.
I am so proud of you.

888
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,240
Thank you.

889
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,358

What will you do?

890
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,118


891
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:49,680
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or two

892
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,638

for the cards to fall

893
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,400


894
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,638


895
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,000


896
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:10,160


897
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,600


898
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,318
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899
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,720


900
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,438

You start to bleed

901
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,918


902
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,998

at your ankles

903
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:44,318


904
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:49,120

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905
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:56,320


906
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,040
Evening, Sarge.

907
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,880
Lucy. Hmm?

908
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,078
This just came in? Hmm.

909
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,080
CCTV from Lawrence Hill.

910
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:24,920


911
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,638


912
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,760
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