1 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,080 DS Smart: Morning, sir. On the top floor. 2 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,480 DCI Douglas: Thanks. 3 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,120 Uniforms are talking to the neighbours. 4 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,160 It's a pretty bad one. 5 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,080 Mm. 6 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,080 Right. We're going to need to speak to friends and family. 7 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,760 -Sure. 8 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,800 Apparently there's a live-in girlfriend, Jane Andrews. 9 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,280 But nobody's seen her. 10 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,480 Reporter: Britain and the world 11 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,960 will celebrate the wedding 12 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,800 of the Prince and Princess of Wales. 13 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,400 Just after half past 10, 14 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,760 from Clarence House came the glass coach, 15 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,120 and our first chance to see Lady Diana. 16 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,280 Dress half lace. Veil tantalisingly low. 17 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,720 The bride's procession passed under Admirality Arch 18 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,400 towards the roar of the Trafalgar Square crowd. 19 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,120 Reporter 2: And so Lady Diana, in that truly stunning dress, 20 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,000 is well and truly launched on her way to the cathedral. 21 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,960 Reporter 3: And as the British people celebrate 22 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,720 their new princess, 23 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,920 it's like something out of a fairy tale. 24 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,080 Royal Commentator: Sarah Armstrong Jones, 25 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,920 Chief Bridesmaid, has just come out. 26 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,400 A wave from them. 27 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,920 Well, they're going to cheer until they're hoarse. 28 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,000 And they're not going to let them go in 29 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,080 until they have a proper... 30 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,480 -Oh, for God's sake. -Now what's this shit? 31 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,320 -I'm not watching this. -Yeah, turn it over, Jane. 32 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,960 -No. -Yes. 33 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,160 -Jane: No! Don't change it! -Jonathan: Oh! Get off me! 34 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,960 Why would you do that, you stupid little cow? 35 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,640 -That hurt! -Stop! 36 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,880 -Hey! -Enough! 37 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,080 -Mum! -I don't care. 38 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,560 You, do as your mother says, you. 39 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,080 And you, might as well go as well. Go. 40 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,320 I've had enough. 41 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,760 Bloody psycho. 42 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,400 She looks so beautiful. 43 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,600 And so happy. 44 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,040 June: So she should. 45 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,800 She's set for life. 46 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,360 Royal Commentator: And I'm sure every girl in the land 47 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,720 will dream of being a princess today. 48 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,120 ♪ I just can't get enough I just can't get enough ♪ 49 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,280 Now, this one also comes in white. 50 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:22,800 But I always think the ivory is ever so elegant. 51 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,880 There you go. 52 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,120 Hmm. 53 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,200 It's nice. 54 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,400 I find lace can scratch a bit, though. 55 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,160 No, feel how soft that is. 56 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,400 And the underwiring is cushioned, see? 57 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,720 Yeah, so it's wonderfully comfortable all through the day. 58 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,120 We've been told Princess Diana 59 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,840 actually has several in this style. 60 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,680 Diana shops here? 61 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,520 Well, not in this branch specifically, 62 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,280 but she's very down-to-earth. 63 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,320 Alright. Go on, then. I'll take the ivory. 64 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,800 Wonderful. If you'd like to come over to the till. 65 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,400 Don't worry, Jane. I'll take the lady over. 66 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,920 Those boxes need unpacking. 67 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,080 If you'd like to come this way with me. 68 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,400 Customer: Thank you. 69 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,960 Bex: Thought you were heading off to London in June? 70 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,040 Actually, we're not leaving until July now. 71 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,160 Bex: And this is still er, you and Timmo? 72 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,560 The one in the band? 73 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,240 That's right. 74 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:30,960 His cousin lives in Earls Court, so we can crash there for a bit. 75 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,000 So what are you gonna do for money? 76 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,320 Or is Timmo dead rich? 77 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,440 We'll get jobs, of course. 78 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,440 Basically, if I want a career in fashion, 79 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,200 London's where I need to be. 80 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,160 Well, so long as you've got a plan. 81 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,080 ♪ We've been broken down ♪ 82 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,680 ♪ To the lowest turn ♪ 83 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,800 ♪ We'll just move somewhere else ♪ 84 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,480 ♪ And still carry on ♪ 85 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,760 ♪ Oh... ♪ 86 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,720 ♪ Hold on ♪ 87 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,840 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 88 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,480 ♪ Yeah ♪ 89 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:25,160 ♪ The only way is up, baby ♪ 90 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,280 ♪ For you and me now ♪ 91 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:32,800 ♪ The only way is up, baby... ♪ 92 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,520 Oh, that's nice, Janey. 93 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,440 Oh...oh, yeah. 94 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,880 Yeah, keep going. Keep going. 95 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,480 Ugh! Oh. Yeah. 96 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,200 Oh, that's good. 97 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,080 Nice one. 98 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,120 So, did you speak to your cousin? 99 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,200 What's that? 100 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,720 Oh. Careful. 101 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,960 -About us crashing with him? -Mm-hmm. 102 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,040 Yeah, that's not going to happen. 103 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,960 I thought you said he'd be cool with it? 104 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,520 No, no, he needs someone to split the rent up. 105 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,200 Oh, shit, just had these cleaned. 106 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,400 Jane: But wait, I'm already applying for jobs. 107 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,240 I know, but these things take time. 108 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,720 Listen, I gotta get going. 109 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,200 I'll drop you at the bus stop, yeah? 110 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,600 Aren't we getting something to eat? 111 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,680 No, I can't. I'm seeing the lads tonight. 112 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,440 Hey, it's band business, Janey. 113 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,480 Music always comes first, you know that. 114 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,240 -Yeah, right. -Yeah? Alright, good girl. 115 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,520 ♪ Never let go ♪ 116 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,160 ♪ Never let go ♪ 117 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,320 ♪ Keep on rockin' But never let go ♪ 118 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,480 Oi, Andrews! I heard you're flogging women's knickers now. 119 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,960 Thought our jobs smelt like fish. 120 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,680 Guess you didn't make out that London then, did ya? 121 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,080 Snooty bitch. 122 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,560 -She's not changed. -Stupid, fat, ugly. 123 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,000 At least I'm not packing cod like all them braindead morons. 124 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,320 Steady on. 125 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,360 She's just jealous 'cos I'm actually 126 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,560 gonna make something of myself. 127 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,440 Get over yourself, will ya? 128 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,040 You work in Marks and your boyfriend's on benefits. 129 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,600 You're going nowhere. 130 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,040 Timmo, are you in here? 131 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,880 You're not going to believe what Bex has just said. 132 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,080 Timmo: Oh, shit! 133 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,160 You bastard! 134 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,000 Alright, alright, alright. Let's just stay calm. 135 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,240 We're starting a new life together! 136 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,640 Don't get dramatic, Janey -- 137 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,200 And you're off shagging some slag from the pub?! 138 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,960 -Oi, fuck off. -You don't even speak to me! 139 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,120 Or what? You're gonna go try top yourself again? 140 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,560 Yeah. He said, "Can't dump the nutter 141 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,200 'cos of what she might do." 142 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,920 Janey. Oh, Jesus Christ. 143 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,120 Janey. 144 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,320 Janey? 145 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,640 Janey! 146 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,240 Dad: Hey. 147 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,560 June: Jane? 148 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,760 Jane? 149 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,720 There's a letter come for you. 150 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,480 You're -- You're not gonna believe this! 151 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,480 June: Jane? 152 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,720 Why would they be writing to you from Buckingham Palace? 153 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,720 -I've...no idea. 154 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,000 -Well, open it. Find out. 155 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,880 "You are invited to attend an interview 156 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,160 for the position of assistant dresser... 157 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,160 for Her Royal Highness the Duchess of York." 158 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,000 -Bloody Nora. -No way. 159 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,520 Janey, I don't believe it. 160 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,480 That's fantastic. 161 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,560 This is what I've been waiting for. 162 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,440 ♪ I just can't get enough I just can't get enough ♪ 163 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,960 DCI Douglas: Where did they find 'em? 164 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,600 DS Smart: They were on the side in the kitchen. 165 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,560 Well, we've confirmed it's the girlfriend's writing? 166 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:30,840 As far as we can. 167 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,440 I don't know what you think, 168 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,720 but to me, this reads like a confession. 169 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:41,000 "I am so sorry. No more hurt inside me anymore." 170 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,640 Yeah, but there's the other stuff about him hurting her. 171 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,520 What, so you're thinking... self-defence? 172 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,600 Actually, I think it reads more like a suicide note. 173 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,240 Could be. 174 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,920 Right now, we've only got the one body. 175 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,640 No forced entry. Weapon of convenience. 176 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,880 I mean, textbook domestic, isn't it? 177 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,400 Right. Let everybody know that as from now, 178 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,720 we're treating Jane Andrews as the prime suspect 179 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,400 in this investigation. 180 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,160 The brother's here. 181 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,520 And the friends of Jane Andrews 182 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,120 and the deceased are on their way in. 183 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,440 They said you want me to, uh, identify him? 184 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,000 We do, yes, sir. 185 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,960 Um, but first, we need to ask you a few questions. 186 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,320 What about Jane? 187 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,400 Have you found her yet? 188 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,720 Well, when I heard that Janey was missing... 189 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,000 I just didn't know what to do. 190 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,880 DCI Douglas: You have no idea where she might have gone? 191 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,320 No. None. 192 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,360 And I've been calling and texting, 193 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,760 but she just isn't answering. 194 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,800 We've been friends for a long time. 195 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,880 It -- it just doesn't make any sense. 196 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,080 David: You, um... 197 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,200 you sure this is a good idea? 198 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,120 June: Of course it is. 199 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,400 But what if it goes badly? You know how she gets. 200 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,720 She'll be fine. 201 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,960 See? 202 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,000 Told you it'd be fine once you hemmed it. 203 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,560 And I've barely worn it. 204 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,520 Don't she look smart? 205 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,920 Very professional. 206 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,560 -You sure you've got everything? -Think so. 207 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,080 Make sure you tell them you got a distinction on your course. 208 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,800 Yes, Mum. I've gotta go. 209 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,000 -Be good. -I will. 210 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,280 Mm. 211 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,920 -Good luck. -Jane: See ya. 212 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,320 Oh! 213 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,520 Don't forget to curtsey. 214 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,800 -David: Bye bye. -Jane: Bye. 215 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,240 June: Bye, Jane! 216 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,920 David: See you, love. 217 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,960 Raquel! 218 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,680 Who does she think she is? 219 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,040 What the hell? 220 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,080 ♪ If I'm looking kind of dazzled ♪ 221 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,400 ♪ I see neon lights ♪ 222 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,840 ♪ Whenever you walk by ♪ 223 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,240 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 224 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,400 ♪ If you say hello and I take a ride ♪ 225 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,600 ♪ Upon a sea where the mystic moon ♪ 226 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,440 ♪ Is playing havoc with the tide ♪ 227 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,400 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 228 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,080 Jane? 229 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,800 D'you want to follow me? 230 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,080 Right, shall we make a start? 231 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,280 You've no previous experience in domestic service? 232 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,920 Well... 233 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,120 No. 234 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,720 I've been working in retail since college. 235 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,280 And I assume this course you did, 236 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,240 it involved sewing, caring for clothes and so on? 237 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,360 Oh, yes. 238 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,280 I mean, it was a foundation course, 239 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,680 so my main focus was on design. 240 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,680 But as well as original designs, we learnt about styling, 241 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,280 and putting together outfits, accessories. 242 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,800 I'm very good at planning a wardrobe. 243 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,280 But I'm also good at ironing and mending. 244 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,480 Ah, well, that's certainly what's needed here. 245 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,080 And like my CV says, I'm very organised. 246 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,360 Very good with detail. 247 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,160 And I'm punctual and hard-working. 248 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,480 And I got a distinction on my course. 249 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,360 Have you seen this? I mean, seriously, I can't bloody win. 250 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,920 Oh, hello there. 251 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,200 This is Jane Andrews, ma'am, 252 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,000 for the assistant dresser position. 253 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,560 Your Royal Highness. 254 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,720 Just look at what they've done. I wore that months ago. 255 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,720 But still, I'm the one copying Diana. 256 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,280 Angela: Oh, for heaven's sake. 257 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,880 The whole thing's bloody ridiculous. 258 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,120 They're nothing like each other. 259 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,720 They're not even from the same period. 260 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,880 What's that? 261 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,840 I mean... 262 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,320 Yours is clearly Victorian-inspired, ma'am. 263 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,520 The, uh... 264 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,360 ...style is more nautical. Whereas hers has the lace. 265 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,760 Exactly. 266 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,520 Clever girl. 267 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,120 So, have you come far, 268 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,120 Jane Andrews? 269 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,840 Quite far, ma'am. 270 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,560 From somewhere up in the north, 271 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,560 I'm guessing. 272 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,480 -That's right, ma'am. -And why are you leaving? 273 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,120 Did you find it too grim? 274 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,120 Up north? 275 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,400 Not quite, ma'am. 276 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,920 I just think I'd be better suited to a palace. 277 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,800 Hm! 278 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,360 Well, then I think she'd better join us, then, don't you? 279 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,800 You'll find that we're a bit of a mixed bunch. 280 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,360 But we're pretty friendly. 281 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,400 I'm sure you'll settle in in no time. 282 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,360 Alright. Here you go. 283 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,120 Well, I'll leave you to get yourself sorted. 284 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,560 Thanks very much. 285 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,960 The Duchess rises between 7 and 10, 286 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,200 so you need to be ready with the wake-up tea. 287 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,800 Hot water and chamomile, 288 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,440 and don't forget to take the bag out. 289 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,680 Does she take milk? 290 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,840 You don't usually put milk in chamomile tea. 291 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,160 No, of course not. 292 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,240 Place the tea by the bed, open the curtains, and leave. 293 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,560 Do not speak. 294 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,640 As soon as she's awake, 295 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,720 you need to draw the bath, 296 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,160 but hot water only. 297 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,760 She'll put in her own cold. 298 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,720 Fold the robe so she can sit and pull it up around her. 299 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,600 And always, always wash your hands 300 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,800 before you touch the clothes. 301 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,440 This is you. 302 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,280 Right. 303 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,320 You better get started. 304 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:22,360 ♪ Zadok the priest ♪ 305 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:29,680 ♪ And Nathan the prophet ♪ 306 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:34,520 ♪ And all the people... ♪ 307 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,320 Alistair: It's the way she said it. 308 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,120 "Ah've run you a bath, ma'am." 309 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,400 Sally: 310 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,800 Angela: Poor thing is doing her best. 311 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,280 Didn't herself say it made her feel like 312 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,840 she'd been down the pit? 313 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,520 Alistair: I told you, she didn't look suitable. 314 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,240 Angela: Well, the Duchess wants to give her a chance. 315 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,920 But it's not fair on her, though, is it? 316 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,800 I mean, she's obviously out of her depth. 317 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,880 Exactly. I mean, just look at her shoes. 318 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,600 Angela: I think she still may get the hang of things. 319 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,560 I give her a month. Tops. 320 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,800 I mean, where on earth is that accent even from? 321 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,920 Josh: Murderer? 322 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,280 You couldn't be more wrong. 323 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,960 I've known her for years. 324 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,760 Janey doesn't have a violent bone in her body. 325 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,080 Should we be worried? I mean... 326 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,680 Jesus, if she's on the run, 327 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,640 do you think any of the rest of us are in danger? 328 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,120 Well, she must have done it. 329 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,040 Why run if she's not guilty? 330 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,560 - June: Yay. - David: Oh. 331 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,360 Hello. Waltby 54083. 332 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,600 Jane: Hiya, Mum. It's Jane. 333 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,480 Oh, hi, Jane, love. 334 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,160 How are you? 335 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,120 I'm surprised you've got time for phone calls. 336 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,440 I just wanted to say a quick hello. 337 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,480 June: Still. 338 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,680 You don't want them to think 339 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,520 you're slacking, do you? 340 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,920 It's fine, Mum. 341 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,760 June: I was telling your Auntie Kay about -- 342 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,440 about the thing with the dressing gown. 343 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,480 Mum, I told you, you mustn't repeat stuff. 344 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,400 June: Well, it's only Kay. 345 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,400 She couldn't believe what you were saying about the shoes. 346 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,880 That you actually had to stretch out 347 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,600 the new ones by wearing them. 348 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,160 Jane: Yeah, can't risk getting blisters on an engagement. 349 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,560 June: Well, that's what I told her. 350 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,840 I don't know. 351 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,600 It's a whole other world, isn't it? 352 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,920 Yes. 353 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,160 It's not really what I thought it would be. 354 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,520 June: Well, it's early days. 355 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,440 And it's like I always say -- nothing worth having comes easy. 356 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,840 No, I know. 357 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,960 I'm just not really sure it's a good fit. 358 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,440 -Don't be daft. -What's up? 359 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,040 I've been telling everyone how well you're doing. 360 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,280 -I know, but-- -June: But nothing. 361 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,920 Look, most of the girls around here, 362 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,520 they're stuck in factories 363 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,040 or having babies to get themselves a house. 364 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,360 You have always been better than that. 365 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,000 I'm just not really feeling good, Mum. 366 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,360 Oh, Jane. 367 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,040 Please don't go starting all that again. 368 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,800 I'm not. I just -- 369 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,720 June: You weren't any happier when you were here. 370 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,480 And this job, it's... 371 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,040 It's a chance to start afresh. 372 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,680 You could be a whole new person if you want to be. 373 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,160 -Do you hear me? -Yes, Mum. 374 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,600 June: Good girl. 375 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,680 Male Announcer: Welcome to "Elocution for Beginners." 376 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,080 Chapter One -- The Alphabet. 377 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,680 "A" is for articulation. 378 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,440 "A" is for assurance. 379 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,400 We begin here for elegance and ease. 380 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,600 "A" as in bath, 381 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:01,240 calm and laughter. 382 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,840 Allow the vowel to lengthen gracefully, without strain. 383 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:10,120 "Ahh," not "Ah," not "Eeh," but "Ahh." 384 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,880 Repeat after me. 385 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,560 Ask the gardener to pass the path 386 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,520 to the last glass vase. 387 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,520 Excellent. 388 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,440 Now breathe in, shoulders back, 389 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,760 and once again with clarity and poise. 390 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,600 Your bath is ready, ma'am. 391 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,520 Oh, thank you, Jane. You're a star. 392 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,400 Of course, when I first met her, she was this sweet little thing 393 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,640 who'd just landed this super job. 394 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,120 She had this very clear idea of the life that she wanted. 395 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,520 She was determined to have it. 396 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,520 Of course she was ambitious. 397 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,800 Why shouldn't she be? 398 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,280 Sarah: I know it feels impossible. 399 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,720 Darling, believe me, I do. 400 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,160 You just have to tell him how you feel. 401 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,120 Oh, darling, what's the use? 402 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,640 Because nothing will change until you do. 403 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,400 This is what I keep saying. 404 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,080 There comes a point where you just have to 405 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,960 seize the bull by the horns. 406 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,400 Angela: Morning, Jane. 407 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,040 Is that... 408 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,360 The Princess of Wales? 409 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,000 They usually have a girly lunch when she comes to use the pool. 410 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,520 I mean, between you and me, I think she just likes 411 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,840 to get out of that god-awful house. 412 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,440 Of course, the Duchess loves playing agony aunt. 413 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,880 -Really? -Angela: Lord, yes. 414 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,280 She likes nothing better than 415 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,120 advising people about their love lives. 416 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,280 Wait till she starts asking about yours. 417 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,600 Super shoes, by the way. Are they Italian? 418 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,160 -Uh, yes. -Very nice. 419 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,240 Jane, there's a parcel for you downstairs. 420 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,000 Can't they send it up with a footman? 421 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,880 Goodness me, Lady Jane. 422 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,160 There's a reception tonight, so they're busy. 423 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,160 Fine. 424 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,960 Of course, the Duchess had enough 425 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,240 of her own problems to deal with. 426 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,480 People can be so cruel. 427 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,040 Oh. 428 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,720 Oh, it's you, Jane. 429 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,560 I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness. 430 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,920 I didn't see you there. 431 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,160 It's alright. 432 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,120 Here, do you want one? 433 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,240 Uh, no, thank you, ma'am. 434 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,640 I shouldn't either, but hey-ho. 435 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,600 Did you see this? 436 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,080 They're doing polls now, apparently. 437 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,480 "Who would you rather sleep with, 438 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,200 the Duchess of York or a goat?" 439 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,240 -What? -I know. Vile, isn't it? 440 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,600 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 441 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,120 Sarah: It's like the Duke says, 442 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,600 "Once you join the firm, you're fair game." 443 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,160 He tells me I'm too sensitive. 444 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,920 That sounds like my ex, Timmo. 445 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,160 Oh, yes? 446 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,440 He was always saying I was too sensitive. 447 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,400 That I couldn't take a joke. 448 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,920 The trouble is he wasn't very funny. 449 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,960 What did this Timmo do for a living? 450 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,360 Well, he said he was in a band, 451 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,680 but he spent most of his time polishing his car. 452 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,280 -Is that why you dumped him? -No. 453 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,040 That's because I caught him shagging a barmaid. 454 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,960 Ha! 455 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,800 What a shit. 456 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,600 I hope you gave him what for. 457 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,880 Oh, I did, ma'am. 458 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,160 Although she was welcome to him, to be honest. 459 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,920 He was rather underwhelming in the manhood department. 460 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,280 Well, you don't want that. 461 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,880 You know... 462 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,160 You're a lot like me, Jane. 463 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,800 You've got spirit. 464 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,640 Sally: Oh, my God! You lucky cow, Gillian. 465 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,040 Angela: It's absolutely stunning! 466 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,440 Sally: It's gigantic! 467 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,400 Oh, sorry Your Royal Highness. 468 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,240 What's going on? 469 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,120 Gillian finally bagged the Viscount. 470 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,280 About bloody time. That's excellent news. 471 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,920 We'll take her out for champers to celebrate. 472 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,600 Jolly good. 473 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,880 Well, make sure that you put the first round on my card. 474 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,440 That's very kind of you, ma'am. 475 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,800 Oh, and take Jane with you. 476 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,680 You know what they say, best way to get over an ex, 477 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,720 get under someone better. 478 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,520 Gillian: Right, girls. Who's up for wedgies? 479 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,680 Angela: We're going dancing! 480 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,960 We're going dancing! 481 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,160 When I first knew Janey, she was, um... 482 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,600 very much the girl about town. 483 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,280 Always going to lovely parties. 484 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,680 She really mixed in a very sophisticated crowd. 485 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,040 ♪ Take on me ♪ 486 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,760 Do you want another drink? 487 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,560 Yeah. 488 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,080 ♪ In a day or two ♪ 489 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,480 Come on, Lady Jane. 490 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,720 -I'm gonna sort you out. -Okay, thank you. 491 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,120 Oh, oh, I'm gonna introduce you. Come with me. 492 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,440 Henry, have you met Jane? 493 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,080 -Hello there. -Hi. 494 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,080 She's from the North, so she knows all about rugby. 495 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,880 Outstanding. 496 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,240 -Thank you. -Ouu. 497 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,160 So, you work, uh -- work with Ange? 498 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,560 I do, yeah. 499 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,000 So does the Queen sign your pay cheques? 500 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,560 -As a matter of fact, she does. -Nice one. 501 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,160 -So tell me, what do you do? -Rory: Henry! 502 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,600 Oh, Rory! Banger! 503 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,120 Wah-hay! 504 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,320 These guys... I'll tell you, Janey. 505 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,520 They're mental. 506 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,560 Come on! 507 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,080 Hello? 508 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,640 Is anyone there? 509 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,680 Someone's abandoned their post. 510 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,800 Looks that way. 511 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,720 I guess we're trapped. 512 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,600 Had a good night? 513 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,880 -Not particularly. -Charles: No, me neither. 514 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,320 I've decided I'm officially too old for nightclubs. 515 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,640 I'm Charles, by the way. 516 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,920 Jane. 517 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,360 Assuming we ever make our escape, 518 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,480 could I -- could I possibly interest you in a nightcap? 519 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,720 -Is he handsome? -Very. 520 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,080 Well done. Come on. Tell me everything. 521 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,600 Well, he is an executive at IBM, which he says is terribly dull, 522 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,160 but he's clearly very high-powered. 523 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,200 -And he's single? -At the moment. 524 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,280 He says he's a self-confessed romantic. 525 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,040 Doesn't see the point of getting involved with someone 526 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,560 unless you think it's going to go somewhere. 527 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,920 Well, that's a good sign. 528 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,800 And he's just so sweet and funny. 529 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,600 -And a good kisser? -Oh, yes. 530 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,080 And everything else. 531 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,800 Is that for tonight? 532 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,560 Oh, yes, ma'am. 533 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,880 We thought it would work well with the black patent courts. 534 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,280 Oh, sounds good. 535 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,840 What's the matter? Don't you like it? 536 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,720 I just... I think it might be a bit old for you, ma'am. 537 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,280 -Maybe it's the cut. -Well, what would you suggest? 538 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,240 Perhaps something more fitted? 539 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,520 More vibrant colour? 540 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,880 There are several other options -- 541 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,160 Oh, what about that designer you showed me? 542 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,160 The one in Vogue with the sequins? 543 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,640 Can't we give him a call? 544 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,440 Of course, ma'am, if that's what you'd like. 545 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,480 Oh, better yet, Jane could head down there 546 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,680 and pick something up. 547 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,000 I'd be happy to, ma'am. 548 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Right, then. Here's your chance. 549 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,640 Go and find me something fabulous! 550 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:26,200 ♪ Every time I look into your loving eyes ♪ 551 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,360 Josh: Well, she was absolutely in her element. 552 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,400 Dashing here and there, jumping into cabs, saying -- 553 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,880 Buckingham Palace, please. 554 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,160 I mean, who wouldn't enjoy it? 555 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,280 ♪ One look from you ♪ 556 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,520 ♪ I drift away ♪ 557 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,360 All in here, please. Thank you. 558 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,640 Those over to the mirror. 559 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,640 Boxes over here. 560 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,000 ♪ Are here to stay ♪ 561 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,240 ♪ Anything you want, you got it ♪ 562 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,320 ♪ Anything you need, you got it ♪ 563 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,680 I mean, the shoulders are great. Seeing your shoulders. 564 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,040 ♪ You got it ♪ 565 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,240 ♪ Baaaaaby ♪ 566 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,880 Jane: Yes, that works. Try one of the gloves on. 567 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,840 See, I like the gloves. 568 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,880 ♪ I begin to understand ♪ 569 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,920 The leaves at the front. 570 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,720 ♪ Everything about you ♪ 571 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,080 That suits perfectly. 572 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,960 Very dramatic. Olé! 573 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,720 Give that back. I need that back. 574 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,280 I definitely need that back. 575 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,360 Just... Let me just try something. 576 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,040 ♪ Anything you want, you got it ♪ 577 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,480 Oh, yes. 578 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,240 ♪ Anything you need, you got it ♪ 579 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,800 Woo! 580 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,720 ♪ Anything at all, you got it ♪ 581 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,040 ♪ Baaaaby... ♪ 582 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,120 Oh, smashing, ma'am! 583 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,480 Oh, I thank you. 584 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,400 It is rather lovely, isn't it? 585 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,240 It's by a new young designer. 586 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,640 I always think that they just have a... 587 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,960 What are you doing? 588 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:55,960 Uh, I just thought we might want to shorten the sleeves a touch. 589 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,320 They look alright to me. 590 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,280 They do. 591 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,160 It just always suits you so well when you show off your wrists. 592 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,880 Hm. 593 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,000 You might be right. 594 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,280 You're not out with your chap this evening? 595 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,680 Uh, no. No, not tonight. 596 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,320 Sarah: Everything still dreamy there? 597 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,040 Yes, he just had to work. 598 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,640 Sarah: Well, don't let him get off the boil. 599 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,120 Ma'am? 600 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,880 If I were you, I'd get a ring on that finger 601 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,120 before he loses interest. 602 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,200 Men can be very fickle. 603 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,080 Yes, ma'am. 604 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,880 Announcer: Trading on the stock exchange opened cautiously... 605 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,440 Poached eggs a la mode, madame. 606 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,840 -Thank you, darling. -So what are we watching? 607 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,120 There's a new thing about bankers. 608 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,160 Charles: Urgh. Bit of a busman's holiday. 609 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,440 -Shall I find something else? -Charles: No, no, no. 610 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,840 I realise this shows a lack of imagination, 611 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,080 but I could happily eat poached eggs 612 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,120 every day for the rest of my life. 613 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,480 I think I could, too. 614 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,400 If it was with you. 615 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,560 Really? 616 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,880 What, you wouldn't find it too dull? 617 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,920 We might need to scramble them on occasion, but in principle... 618 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,880 Alright, then. 619 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,080 It's agreed. 620 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,520 June: Your Auntie Kay's been such a tizzy. 621 00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,640 I kept telling her the Duchess won't actually be coming. 622 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,000 Well, she did want to. 623 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,240 It's just not palace protocol. 624 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,600 Wait till you see the presents she got me though, Mum. 625 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,680 The most beautiful cut glass bowl. 626 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,320 It's the same design as the glassware 627 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,200 they use at the palace. 628 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,160 Well, she obviously thinks very highly of you. 629 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,960 Just like a princess. 630 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,520 Our princess. 631 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,040 -You happy, love? -Yeah. 632 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,720 And of course, she was terribly young when she got married. 633 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,800 She was only just starting out in her career. 634 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,240 Jane: Aleksandra. 635 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,200 -Good Lord, we've been overrun. -I know. 636 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,760 There must be 20 who didn't RSVP? 637 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,640 Are we still alright for brochures? 638 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,240 -I kept a box in reserve. -Oh, aren't you clever? 639 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,640 Right. Better see if our auctioneer has found his gavel. 640 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,280 Jane. Don't look now. 641 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,800 Don't look now. That's her new friend. 642 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,080 The American. 643 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,960 But I thought Prince Andrew was coming tonight. 644 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,600 Cancelled at the last minute. 645 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,320 So she's lined up a replacement. 646 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,080 Oh, she's playing with fire, and she knows it. 647 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,440 She might as well put up a sign. 648 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,800 I very much fear that has divorce written all over it. 649 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,080 Well, better start polishing up our CVs. 650 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,600 When a household splits, it tends to be last in... 651 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,160 ...first out. 652 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,400 He says he's going to earn enough money 653 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,360 so that he can marry me. 654 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,560 I mean, can you imagine? 655 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,040 I keep telling him I don't give a damn about all that. 656 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,080 I'd throw it all over in a minute. 657 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,560 Oh, and while I remember, I want that pencil skirt for Tuesday. 658 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,960 The black denim one. 659 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,120 He says it makes my arse look magnificent. 660 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,160 Right, ma'am. 661 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,440 Ah. So, yah. 662 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,800 I'll wear it when he takes me to lunch on Tuesday. 663 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,520 -You're going out for lunch? -Sarah: Oh, why shouldn't we? 664 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,040 We're just two good friends sharing a meal. 665 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,480 Nothing to see here. 666 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,680 Isn't it a bit of a risk? 667 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,440 Oh, for God's sake, Jane. 668 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,880 I thought you of all people would understand. 669 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,760 You know what it's been like! 670 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,200 I'd been beaten down till I felt completely dead inside! 671 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,800 And now I -- now I feel alive. 672 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,320 Wonderfully, gloriously alive. 673 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,320 And believe me, that's worth any risk. 674 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,720 Because a life without passion? 675 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,640 Well, that's no life at all. 676 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,720 Hey. 677 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,080 How was the party? 678 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,440 It's like she doesn't care who sees them. 679 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,520 Well, would it be the end of the world? 680 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,240 What do you mean? 681 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,520 Well, say she did leave Andrew for this American chap. 682 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,840 You could always do something else. 683 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,080 What are you talking about? 684 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,400 I'm just saying you could find something 685 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,600 a bit less all-consuming. 686 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,080 -It's only a job, after all. -Only a job? 687 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,600 Hmm. 688 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,640 It's not only a job. She relies on me. 689 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,280 I am the only one looking out for her. 690 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,200 And she understands me. We're friends. 691 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,040 Without her, I have no one! 692 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,840 -What am I, chopped liver? -Oh, for fuck's sake, Charles. 693 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,320 -You know what I mean! -Charles: Alright, alright. 694 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,160 Alright, old girl. No need to get upset. 695 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,760 I just meant we could have a bit more of an ordinary life. 696 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,360 I don't want an ordinary life! 697 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,520 You have to remember, she'd come from nothing, 698 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,240 and she'd made a lovely life for herself. 699 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,680 Janey took enormous pride in her job. 700 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,040 She was very good at it. 701 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,080 Totally loyal. Very discreet. 702 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,800 I think she spent so much time with the bloody royals, 703 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,600 she started to think she was one of them. 704 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,520 Aleksandra: Her devotion to the Duchess 705 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,560 was really quite extreme. 706 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,880 She practically worshipped the ground she walked on. 707 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,200 Frankly, I found it a bit much. 708 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,000 Sarah: Yes, thank you. 709 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,400 Ma'am? 710 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,920 Sarah: Her Majesty knew everything 711 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,120 about the American and me. 712 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,120 Where we met, what we... 713 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,600 She says I'm to cease all contact immediately 714 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,920 before I "bring disgrace on the family." 715 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,320 What are you going to do, ma'am? 716 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,920 The truth is... 717 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,720 I don't know how much longer I can do this. 718 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,160 It feels like... 719 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,520 ...death. 720 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,240 But to make that change, to... 721 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,680 throw everything over and strike out on my own, 722 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,760 I just don't know that I have the strength. 723 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,880 You are the strongest person I know, ma'am. 724 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,880 You realise it'll mean leaving everything behind. 725 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,680 The minute I say the word, 726 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,880 I'll be out on my ear, persona non grata. 727 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,960 I mean, I'll have my girlies, 728 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,440 and they'll still be protected, but... 729 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,160 The rest... 730 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,120 I'll have to let everyone go. 731 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,480 It'll just be you and me, Jane. 732 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,520 Assuming... 733 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,240 ...you'll stand by me? 734 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,520 Always, ma'am. 735 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,240 You're late back. 736 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,720 -Are you hungry? -Not really, no. 737 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,720 Shall I just get something for myself, then? 738 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,280 Do whatever you want. 739 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,920 Sarah and I have an early start. 740 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,160 Of course, if you're trying to reach Jane, 741 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,200 you do know who you should talk to. 742 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,120 Sarah: Come. 743 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,040 We, uh, appreciate you giving up your time like this, ma'am. 744 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,440 Not at all. The least I can do. 745 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,040 Although I honestly have to say, I can't believe it. 746 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,320 Jane. 747 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,680 She was always so... 748 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,280 Well, it's the last thing I would have expected. 749 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,240 No, I'm sure, ma'am. 750 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,640 Anyway, uh, this shouldn't take long. 751 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,120 Oh, right. 752 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,480 What exactly do you want me to do? 753 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,760 Jane? 754 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,520 It's Sarah, the Duchess of York. 755 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,960 The police need to talk to you, so... 756 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,200 ...if you get this message... 757 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,400 Please. 758 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,320 You must come forward and help them. 759 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,280 I know you must be afraid. 760 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,240 But it's really the only thing you can do. 761 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,840 Oh, Jane. 762 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,640 We've been through so much together, you and I. 763 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,240 However did it come to this? 764 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,640 We're three days into a national manhunt, 765 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,960 and we're still no closer to bringing her in. 766 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,320 TV Anchor: And the big question right now is, 767 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,960 where in the world is Jane Andrews? 768 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,000 Sarah: So, the plan is, we leave on Friday for Germany, 769 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,800 and I shall follow in Victoria's footsteps. 770 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,440 Testing times call for bold actions. 771 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,080 Jane: Wonder if there could be someone out there. 772 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,960 Someone who really is my perfect match. 773 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,760 -Uh-oh. -A man of many talents. 774 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,240 Well, how do you do? 775 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,720 This type of stress really isn't good for you. 776 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,160 Madame Vasso: This man brings great passion. 777 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,760 But once you meet him, there'll be no going back. 778 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,640 You beauty! 779 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,200 Tommy: From now on, Jane Andrews, 780 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,040 I'm sticking with you. 781 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,480 I think you'd better. 782 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,160 I hate you! 783 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,120 I was saying to Luis this morning, 784 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,680 Sarah always says I work too hard. 785 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,400 I haven't had a day off in nearly two years. 786 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,360 It's not like I'm being unreasonable, is it? 787 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,600 Tommy: Alright, Janey? 788 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,440 Sarah: Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 789 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,200 What's wrong with me, Mum? Why can't I ever just be happy? 790 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,120 Boring, loony bin Jane! 791 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,960 Why'd you always have to go too far? 792 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,600 -Ow, you're hurting me. -Oh, you'll survive. 793 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,680 I have tried to kill myself in the past. 794 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,200 Janey, I've been so worried, sweetheart, are you alright? 795 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,000 Sarah: I literally met my Prince Charming. 796 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,400 And I married him. 797 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,000 -Jane: You are sick! -Will you shut up!? 798 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,680 No, no, but we're happy. 799 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,000 You never loved me. 800 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,600 God. I wish I was dead. 801 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,160 Tommy: I would like the police to stop us 802 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,520 from hurting each other. 803 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,480 Jane: I didn't know he was dead. 804 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,120 Premeditated murder simply didn't ring true. 805 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,360 I never meant to hurt him. 806 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,560 As to the identity of the killer, 807 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,600 Jane Andrews wielded the bat... 808 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,240 and held the knife. 809 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,560 Jane: If you left me, I don't know what I would do.