1 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:16,103 [alarm blaring] 2 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:19,062 [alarm stops] 3 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,456 [gasping and screaming] 4 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,241 Ooh! Aah! 5 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,069 Ooh! 6 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,288 [retches] 7 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:30,900 Ooh! Ooh! 8 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:34,773 [screams] 9 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:36,906 LOIS: Hal! 10 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,603 I'm late for work! 11 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,656 [screaming] 12 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,136 When your TV privileges are taken away, 13 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,138 you have to do something for entertainment. 14 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,314 This is totally a trade-up. 15 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,228 [screaming] 16 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:58,101 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 17 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,364 ♪ I don't know 18 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:03,585 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 19 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:06,153 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 20 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,285 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 21 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,026 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 22 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,029 ♪ And you're not so big 23 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,292 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 24 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:17,251 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 25 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:20,036 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 26 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,908 ♪ And you're not so big 27 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:27,304 ♪ Life is unfair. 28 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,789 Well, I've solved two mysteries: 29 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:36,922 Why the toaster was stinking up the house 30 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:39,011 and where Dewey left his goldfish. 31 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:41,057 Hal, would you put on a decent shirt? 32 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,276 Stevie's here. 33 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,320 So? 34 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,930 So, I like having him around. 35 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:48,064 Look, he's actually got the boys reading the newspaper. 36 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,414 Wait. 37 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:53,374 I haven't... finished yet. 38 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,161 Hey, check it out-- 39 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,076 the county fair. 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,208 Look at that-- they got a roller coaster, 41 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,253 a side show, knife throwers. 42 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,212 Your name... 43 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,388 written on... rice. 44 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:09,999 Oh, man, this is the last weekend. 45 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,174 We've got to go. 46 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,002 Yeah, like Mom will ever let us go. 47 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,265 Why does... 48 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,138 she have... to know? 49 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:21,271 You got an idea? 50 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:24,318 Maybe... you guys... 51 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:27,321 could come... for a sleepover. 52 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,410 Your parents aren't going to let us go to the fair. 53 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:33,327 They'll think... that I'm... 54 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,199 sleeping... at yourhouse. 55 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,853 Double alibi. 56 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:40,116 It's a classic for a reason. 57 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,249 Can you... talk your mom... 58 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:45,426 into... sleeping over? 59 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:47,254 Mom, can we sleep over at Stevie's tonight? 60 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:48,037 Sure! 61 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:52,563 Now for... my parents. 62 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:56,176 A sleepover?! At someone else's house?! 63 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,309 Don't you like sleeping here, son? 64 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,919 I don't think this is a good idea, Steve. 65 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,879 I mean, Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier 66 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:06,229 and God knows how outmoded their alarm system is. 67 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,579 They probably don't even have motion detectors. 68 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,059 Be honest, son. 69 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,016 Is it my snoring? 70 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,801 You have a perfectly good 71 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,238 hypo-allergenic mattress here to sleep on. 72 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,327 I just don't see the point. 73 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:22,114 I would help... me feel... 74 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,204 normal. 75 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:31,298 Fish... in a barrel. 76 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,473 All right. See you there. 77 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,083 Stevie's in. We're all set. 78 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:36,433 He's going to meet us at the bus stop in half an hour. 79 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,174 We take the 37 express to the fair 80 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,046 have fun for a little while, and we're back home by midnight. 81 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,353 [door creaks] 82 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,446 You little creep! 83 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:50,273 Let go! 84 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,405 What did you hear? 85 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,406 Everything. 86 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,276 I want to go to the fair. 87 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,539 No, Dewey. You're too young. 88 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,976 Take me or I'll tell Mom. 89 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:01,328 If you do, I'll just stomp the crap out of you. 90 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,504 Go ahead. I'm still telling. 91 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:06,333 Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling. 92 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:10,511 If you blab to Mom, we'll take every pet you ever get 93 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,382 and set it free. 94 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:16,430 We'll destroy every toy, every game, 95 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:19,214 everything you ever love. 96 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,913 Do what you have to. 97 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,699 Dewey's going to go with us to Stevie's. 98 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:25,526 Why? 99 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,354 Because we like him. 100 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:29,399 I'm just fun. 101 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:31,706 And Stevie's mom is okay with this?Yeah. 102 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:33,316 Maybe so, but she has no idea what she's getting into 103 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,970 with the three of you over there. 104 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,363 I should give her a call... 105 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,538 Uh, honey, Kitty can speak up for herself. 106 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,104 I mean, she's made a decision. 107 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:41,237 I don't think we should be second-guessing her. 108 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,369 What?! 109 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:43,892 Though with Dewey gone, too, 110 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,937 we'll have to try to think of something to do... 111 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:49,158 on our own... alone. 112 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,768 Okay, boys, have fun. 113 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:53,380 Bye, now. 114 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,079 ♪ 115 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:02,563 Oh, Hal... 116 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,999 we got the whole night. 117 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,957 Here-- heat up the rolls. 118 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,750 [gasps] 119 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,492 Daddy'll just kill me if he catches me 120 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,842 with one of the field hands. 121 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:23,584 [passionate gasping] 122 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,586 [phone ringing] 123 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,327 Let the machine get it. 124 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,025 [phone beeps] 125 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,940 Hello, it's Francis. 126 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:34,159 Mom, Dad, pick up. 127 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,509 I'm in the emergency room 128 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:38,381 and the doctors think they can save my leg, but they-- 129 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,383 Francis, are you okay? 130 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,385 Ha! Screening your own child. 131 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,082 Fine parents you are. 132 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,475 Honey, what's wrong? 133 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:46,737 The fact that I have to resort to lies 134 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,609 to get you to talk to me-- that's what's wrong. 135 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:49,871 What do you want, Francis? 136 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,307 I don't know. It's Saturday night. 137 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,048 I thought I'd call and say hi. 138 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,876 Can we call you back later? Your dad and I are kind of busy right now. 139 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,878 All right, let me talk to my brothers. 140 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:57,618 They're not here. 141 00:05:57,661 --> 00:06:00,098 Then what are you...? 142 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,057 Ew! 143 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,101 Ugh! 144 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,495 ♪ 145 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,236 Ugh! 146 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,893 Ugh! 147 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:20,031 STEVIE: Where is everybody... going? 148 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,337 REESE: They're leaving! 149 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,686 This place is closing in 15 minutes! 150 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,471 We would've been here two hours ago 151 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,516 if we didn't have to get off the express bus! 152 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,909 I had to pee! 153 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,563 You cost us two hours! 154 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:32,566 Just for that, you don't get to see the Siamese pigs. 155 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:33,871 No! 156 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,046 Can we... 157 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,570 stop fighting... 158 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:39,660 and start... living? 159 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,270 Okay, we only have time for one ride 160 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:42,576 so we need to make it count. 161 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:43,794 How about the Chamber of Terrors? 162 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:46,275 It's on the other side of the midway. 163 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,545 Ride's closed. 164 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,678 What?! We've still got five minutes! 165 00:06:57,721 --> 00:07:00,332 Not according to my watch. 166 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:02,117 Hey, you have to let us ride. 167 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,684 This is a countyfair. 168 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,033 It belongs to the people. 169 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,339 I mean, what are our tax dollars paying for, anyway? 170 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:08,732 The cops, who I'm going to call 171 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:09,951 if you don't get the hell out of here. 172 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:12,214 Ride's closed! 173 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:17,698 That sucks. He's just picking on us because we're kids 174 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:18,742 and we can't do anything about it. 175 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,701 I know. This is unfair. 176 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,485 He could've let us through. 177 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,487 He just has an attitude problem. 178 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:27,751 What happened... to customer service? 179 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,927 Are you sure we should be doing this? 180 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,626 Stevie might get mad at us just dropping in on him. 181 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,192 We're not doing anything wrong. 182 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:37,631 We're his parents, and we happen to be in the neighborhood. 183 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,850 You just want to kiss him good night. 184 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,330 So what if I do? 185 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,985 I've kissed that boy good night every night since he was born. 186 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:48,293 It makes him sleep better and it makes me sleep better. 187 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:49,643 [sighs] 188 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:52,341 What is taking so long? 189 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,864 You know those boys-- 190 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,518 they're probably watching ninja movies 191 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,172 and eating full-fat crackers. 192 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,782 [loud crashing] 193 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,610 Hello? 194 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,656 Is everything okay in there? 195 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,919 [muffled whispers] 196 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,662 Oh. 197 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:12,187 Kitty, Abe... uh, what are you doing here? 198 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,405 Hello, Hal. 199 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,756 Is everything okay? We heard a crash. 200 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:16,670 Oh, yeah. Sure. 201 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,455 We're just, um... moving furniture. 202 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,717 So, what-what brings you by? 203 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,024 We just came by to see Stevie. 204 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,025 Stevie?! 205 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,679 Stevie isn't here. 206 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:26,810 I thought he was with you. 207 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,986 What-What are you talking about? 208 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,161 Where's my baby? 209 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:32,729 Abe, Kitty, what-what are you doing here? 210 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,034 We came to see Stevie. 211 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:36,472 He's not here on a sleepover with your boys? 212 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,474 No! They told us they were spending the night 213 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,171 at your house for a sleepover. 214 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,739 Oh... 215 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:47,875 Hal, get my bra. 216 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:54,403 I guess I should be scared, but I'm not. 217 00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,582 Fake blood. 218 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,976 That's... a zombie? 219 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,282 Rubber guts. 220 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:12,464 Okay, if I had paid for this ride, I'd be really pissed. 221 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,728 Stevie! Stevie! 222 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:18,470 Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! 223 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,820 Stevie! 224 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,430 Stevie! Stevie! 225 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,954 Kitty, you have to leave a little room between your "Stevies" 226 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,652 or you won't be able to hear him yell back. 227 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,828 I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous. 228 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,656 I don't have as much experience 229 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,267 with my child being in mortal danger. 230 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,616 Okay, just calm down. 231 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,965 You have to focus on something positive... 232 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,750 like how we're going to punish them. 233 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,099 How can I focus on anything 234 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,841 when Stevie's out there, lost and scared? 235 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,538 I understand what you're feeling, Kitty. 236 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,322 I'm concerned, too. We're all concerned. 237 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:45,976 Abe, this van is a palace. 238 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,805 What does a rig like this set you back? 239 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,459 Eh, not as much as you'd think. 240 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:53,549 When I sprang for the DVD player and flat-screen monitor, 241 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,769 they threw in the GPS system for free, 242 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,466 so it's really a... 243 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,774 Stevie! 244 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,472 Stevie! Stevie! 245 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,866 REESE: Where the hell's the exit? 246 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,868 We've been wandering around here for 20 minutes. 247 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,783 DEWEY: This place is creepy. 248 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,655 MALCOLM: Hey guys, we're right back where we started. 249 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,744 This is the car we were riding in. 250 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,833 I can feel where Dewey was chewing on it. 251 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,748 REESE: Okay, I think we're out of options. 252 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,663 We have to start a fire. 253 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:21,708 Just calm down. 254 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:22,796 We can find our way out of here. 255 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,494 We just need to stay together and hold hands. 256 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,062 Reese, give me your hand. 257 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,760 I thought I washolding your hand. 258 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,067 [screaming] 259 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,901 Uh-oh. 260 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,032 This is like the beginning 261 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,121 of every horror movie I've ever seen. 262 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,907 I think we should all split up. 263 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,740 This place is like a cemetery 264 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,741 with a Ferris wheel. 265 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,046 Are we in trouble? 266 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,831 No. The last bus leaves in 20 minutes. 267 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,311 We just have to get outside and wait for it. 268 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,704 Hey. 269 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,925 Let's ask... for help. 270 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:05,969 No, we'll get in trouble. 271 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,841 Let's climb the fence and get out of here. 272 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,277 The fences are, like, 12 feet high. 273 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,365 What about Stevie? 274 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,540 We do it in stages. 275 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,802 We drag his chair to the top, 276 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:13,934 toss it over, and then 277 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,109 do the same with Stevie. 278 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,632 Hello?! 279 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,200 Lost brother? 280 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,375 Go for it. 281 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,724 Uh, hi. 282 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,857 We're really sorry, but our brother got lost 283 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,728 and we kind of got stuck in here after closing. 284 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,382 Would you mind unlocking the gate 285 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,339 and letting us out? 286 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,514 We only live a block away. 287 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,038 So, we won't be any more trouble. 288 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,781 You think the rules don't apply? 289 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:35,956 Excuse me? 290 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:39,133 My boss finds you pissants sneaking in... 291 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,700 it's my ass! 292 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,746 Is he mad? 293 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,660 I don't know. 294 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,749 He looks a little... 295 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,664 [boys screaming] 296 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,630 Oh, my God-- sidewindow defrosters. 297 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,241 I've never seen that before. 298 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,546 FRANCIS: Hello? 299 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,678 Francis? Hang on. 300 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,160 I'm putting you on speakerphone. 301 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,030 Who's this? 302 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,945 Francis, it's Mom. We need to talk. 303 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,947 You know, with the images I have in my brain, 304 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,819 I think the best thing for me right now 305 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,996 is a little distance and about 15 hours of public television. 306 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,998 Francis, would you quit clowning around? 307 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:18,999 The boys are missing. 308 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:19,782 What are you talking about? 309 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,175 [loudly]: We were hoping you can 310 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,612 give us some ideas of where to look for them. 311 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,569 Over. 312 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,701 Hal. 313 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,050 If you could give us some leads, 314 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,748 it might really speed things up. 315 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,969 See, he doesn't know you've stopped talking. 316 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,232 No, just you're kind of putting me in an awkward position. 317 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,147 I mean, you're asking me to rat out my brothers. 318 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,975 Francis, we're just worried about the boys. 319 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,021 They're not going to get into trouble. 320 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,023 Oh? When did they get new parents? 321 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,067 Listen, you little miscreant, 322 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:44,981 you better tell me where they are 323 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,374 before I jump through the phone 324 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,158 and rip that smart mouth off that damn face! 325 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:48,855 Who is that? 326 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,160 My name is Kitty Kenarban, 327 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,815 and my little boy Stevie is out there lost. 328 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:53,947 His inhaler is running out, 329 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,818 and he's got poor night vision. 330 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,907 Wait, Stevie's with them? 331 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:58,995 Okay, you didn't hear it from me, 332 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,084 but I'd check out the old paint factory. 333 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,738 It's fun to blow up the old cans of varnish. 334 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,872 Oh, and the knife store on Fifth has a back door that's loose. 335 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,177 If Stevie could swim... 336 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,659 then I'd guess they'd be 40 miles downstream by now. 337 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,095 Look, just start at these places. 338 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,618 The others are too alarming, 339 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,491 and there's no sense in needlessly scaring you. 340 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,890 Happy thoughts, happy thoughts. 341 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:27,284 Puppies, ice cream, fat people falling down. 342 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,633 I think we lost him. 343 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,897 Where's... Dewey? 344 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:31,941 Oh, my God. 345 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:32,855 Where is he? 346 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,857 Look, I say we get out of here. 347 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,337 We can cover for Dewey. He's quiet. 348 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,426 Mom and Dad will never know he's gone. 349 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,341 You don't leave... 350 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,778 a fallen... comrade. 351 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,084 Shut up. We wouldn't be in this mess 352 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,694 if you hadn't called for help. 353 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:49,132 Keep... pushing me... dumb-ass. 354 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,134 Look, we can find Dewey. 355 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,441 We just need to start on one side of the park, 356 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,485 work our way through 357 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,487 and stay the hell away from that guard. 358 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,489 REESE: No way, no way! 359 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,230 We stay right here. 360 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,667 That maniac's out there somewhere... 361 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,452 waiting for us. 362 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,149 [burps] 363 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,195 [boys screaming] 364 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,852 Save... yourselves! 365 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,568 Oh, man, he's got Stevie. 366 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,048 We got to do something. 367 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,745 Why? Maybe it's his time. 368 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,095 Who are we to play God? 369 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,575 Reese! 370 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,970 What is taking him so long? 371 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:48,061 How many places could the boys hide in an impound lot? 372 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,802 [large dogs barking] 373 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,021 [screaming]: Start the car! 374 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,197 Start the car! 375 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,373 Go, go! 376 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,941 Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go. 377 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,639 [tires screeching] 378 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,771 [laughs] 379 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,034 Eat our dust, you stupid dogs! 380 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,515 Hal wins again! 381 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,952 [chuckling] 382 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,954 Well, they're not there. 383 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,303 How can this be happening? 384 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,958 Stevie never used to do things like this. 385 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,221 He used to be such a good boy. 386 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:21,094 He used to hold my yarn while I knitted. 387 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,009 And I would hold his yarn while he knitted. 388 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,011 He made this sweater. 389 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,969 LOIS: Kitty, I am so sorry. 390 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,102 This is all my boys' fault. 391 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,626 They turn everyone they come in contact with 392 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,888 into scheming delinquents. 393 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:33,976 They're like a virus. 394 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,022 Oh, look, we don't blame your boys-- 395 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,153 well, we do-- 396 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,677 but the thing is, Stevie has had a hand in this. 397 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,809 I mean, he's changed. 398 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:41,984 Ever since he hit middle school, 399 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,464 he's just snippy and secretive 400 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,032 and just shuts himself up in his room. 401 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,209 We should never have let him have that door. 402 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,994 I guess we're in for a few rough months. 403 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,127 Few months? 404 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,432 Well, when he gets older 405 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,000 and realizes how much he's hurting us, then... 406 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,784 Then he'll be even better at it. 407 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,047 Let's face it. 408 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,919 Teenagers are thoughtless, inconsiderate, eating machines 409 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,052 dedicated to putting us through hell 410 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,054 and sending us to an early grave. 411 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:11,840 These kids just don't know how much we suffer. 412 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:12,884 [buzzing] 413 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,016 What's that buzzing sound? 414 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,801 Oh, it's a massage feature. 415 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,021 I'll turn it off. 416 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,420 You kids didn't know who you were messing with. 417 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:30,728 You caught a kid... in a wheelchair. 418 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,121 Kudos. 419 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,253 Shut up! 420 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,124 You talk when I say. 421 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,779 I'm shaking... in my chair. 422 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,963 [thuds] 423 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,013 Don't go anywhere. 424 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,540 I think we should run and jump the fence 425 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,410 and get the cops. 426 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,282 No, we should stay right here. 427 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,980 This is good. This is smart. 428 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,721 [rustling] 429 00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:08,114 We're out in the open. 430 00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,984 We've got to move. 431 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,726 No. This guy's a psychopath. 432 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,424 He's probably got bodies buried all over the country. 433 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,992 The fair comes to town, he kills a bunch of locals, 434 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,560 then packs up and moves on to the next bunch of victims. 435 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,563 Shut up-- we're going to be fine. 436 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,304 [rustling] 437 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,262 Look, I just want to let you know 438 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,222 I've always tried to be a good brother. 439 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,658 If I ever hit you or broke your stuff, 440 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,790 it was because you deserved it and it was fun, 441 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,140 but that doesn't make it right. 442 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,185 Reese, please stop talking like this. 443 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,230 We're going to be fine. 444 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,796 [screaming]Take him! 445 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:40,885 Hey, guys. 446 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,105 Dewey, that's not funny. 447 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,193 Where's Stevie? 448 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,238 The guard grabbed him. 449 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,153 Yeah, he locked him up in his trailer, 450 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,980 and he's doing who knows what to him. 451 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,678 Maybe my friends can help. 452 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,071 What friends? 453 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,573 We come in peace. 454 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,053 [phone ringing] 455 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,359 Hello? 456 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,708 Hey, it's me-- I talked to Richie. 457 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,318 He has a couple ideas if you want to hear them. 458 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,538 Roger that, Francis. Over. 459 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,410 First off, he said the porno shop on Radford 460 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,759 is having a parking lot sale. 461 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:32,372 Oh, yeah, and the county fair is in town right now. 462 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,591 All right. 463 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,856 Of course, the fair. 464 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,207 [tires screech] 465 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,307 Your friends think they can hide, huh? 466 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,961 I'll teach them a little lesson. 467 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,963 They already know... 468 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,313 how to make.. 469 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:03,054 six bucks... an hour. 470 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,360 Shut up! 471 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,885 Lothar, go. 472 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,512 [banging] 473 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,357 Phil, let's be reasonable about this. 474 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,011 Why don't you let the little boy go? 475 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,274 Get out of here, Gorak. 476 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,232 You can't tell me what to do. 477 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,626 I'm in charge of security. 478 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,888 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 479 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,063 I understand that, 480 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,457 and you're doing a terrific job, 481 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,460 but... I guess what I'm asking for here 482 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,462 falls under the category of a favor. 483 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,508 Can you do me a favor, Phil? 484 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,467 Why should I do you a favor? 485 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,599 You never do me any favors. 486 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:13,124 Is this about the birthday party? 487 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,474 No. 488 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,954 Phil, I told you. 489 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,043 I was trying to keep it small. 490 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,262 If I invited you, 491 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,830 I'd have to invite the concession people, 492 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:26,877 the ticket takers, even the transportation guys. 493 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:29,140 I can't afford that. 494 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,839 It was nothing personal. 495 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:32,970 Really? 496 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:36,322 Look, we're having a poker game this weekend. 497 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,888 Why don't you join us? 498 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,890 Can I deal? 499 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,501 [others chuckle] 500 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,895 Of course you can deal. 501 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,508 Thanks for looking after our boys, Gorak. 502 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,205 We hope they weren't too much of a bother. 503 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,554 Hey, I know how kids can be. 504 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,991 I got two little monsters of my own. 505 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,341 And, Hal, don't forget, 506 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,994 poker this weekend. 507 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,431 Absolutely. 508 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,955 Too bad the boys didn't get to see our show. 509 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,871 Next time we're in town, we'll get them backstage. 510 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:06,352 Only if you take me up on that home-cooked meal. 511 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:07,744 You got it, Lois. 512 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:11,095 These boys have had a rough night, so... 513 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,445 take it easy on them? 514 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:15,926 Right now all I'm worried about is getting them home. 515 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,712 [horn honks] 516 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,453 This sucks. 517 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:23,499 This would've turned out perfect if Francis didn't rat us out. 518 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,327 What are you smiling about? 519 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,591 Gorak gave me one of his babies.