1 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:06,615 This sucks. 2 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:07,616 I know. 3 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:09,226 I wish we were old enough to drive. 4 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:11,228 Then we'd never be bored. 5 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,493 I wish I could get out on my own 6 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:18,975 and make a bunch of money and start the party. 7 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:25,329 I wish I was a bird. 8 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:29,116 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 9 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:31,422 ♪ I don't know 10 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:34,730 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 11 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,906 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 12 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:39,213 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 13 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,084 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 14 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:43,913 ♪ And you're not so big 15 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,220 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 16 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,439 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 17 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:51,181 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 18 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:54,445 ♪ And you're not so big 19 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:58,014 ♪ Life is unfair. 20 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:06,327 We're going bowling tonight with some kids from school. 21 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:09,156 It's, like, four boys and six, you know, girls. 22 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:10,244 Not that I care. 23 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,723 Doesn't make any difference to me. 24 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,247 Why can't I go bowling, too? 25 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,684 Because you are spending the night in your room. 26 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:16,946 You are being punished. 27 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,948 And tomorrow you are going to the store 28 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,168 and buying Mrs. McNabb a new parakeet! 29 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:22,604 Aw, Dad?Don't look at me. 30 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:24,345 As far as you boys are concerned, 31 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,476 your mom and I are a united front. 32 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,174 We're ready. Who's going to drive us? 33 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,350 I'll do it.I'll do it. 34 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,352 You, to your room. March! 35 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:32,353 Come on, son. 36 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,702 Race you to your room. 37 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,357 Oh, boys, you are going to have so much fun. 38 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,836 One complaint about your behavior 39 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,230 and I'll come down on you like a hammer. 40 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,797 Bowling strikes, picking up spares... 41 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,712 And when you're getting ready to roll, 42 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,279 the girls will be in back of you, 43 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,628 checking out the old hinder. 44 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,195 This is one of the last places 45 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,587 you haven't been banned from, 46 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,285 so unless you want to spend your Saturday nights 47 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:53,287 in the Laundromat, you'd better behave. 48 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,289 Do I smell cologne? 49 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,204 Very sophisticated. 50 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,729 Is this Irving Street? 51 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,948 I've never seen that church before. 52 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:06,169 Let's see, we were supposed to take the second left 53 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,824 after we went over the bridge, and then... 54 00:02:08,866 --> 00:02:12,262 Oh, geez, how's anybody supposed to find this place? 55 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,437 Here we are. 56 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:14,177 This is good, Mom. 57 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,178 You can drop us off here. 58 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,745 Yeah, you don't need to come in. 59 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,312 We can walk the rest of the way. 60 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,748 Oh, I understand. 61 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,620 You're at that age where I'm an embarrassment to you. 62 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,448 Hi. I need two pair of shoes-- 63 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,841 size seven and size nine. 64 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:26,581 Coming up. 65 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,539 Where did all my money go? 66 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,062 I've only got six dollars? 67 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:33,327 Uh... just give me one pair, size eight. 68 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,545 You boys can share. 69 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,373 But Reese isn't wearing any socks. 70 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,376 I'm not sticking my socks in those nasty shoes. 71 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,990 Ha-ha! See? 72 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,644 Told you we'd find it. 73 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:50,344 Now let's just get you set up with some shoes. 74 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,215 Ooh! Pricey. 75 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,260 Good thing I stole some cash 76 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:55,436 from your mom's wallet this morning. 77 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,567 LOIS: Go to sleep. 78 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,395 I don't want to hear another peep out of you. 79 00:02:58,439 --> 00:02:59,788 It's not fair. 80 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:02,051 I don't want to go to sleep early. 81 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,575 Fine. Feel free to lie awake all night. 82 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:05,794 Okay, go to sleep. 83 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:08,013 I don't want to hear a peep out of you. 84 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,363 It's not fair. 85 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,712 I don't want to go to sleep early. 86 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,366 We're not debating this. 87 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:13,410 I'm serious, Dewey. 88 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,803 I don't want any trouble with you. 89 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,153 That means no pleading, no whining, no crying. 90 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,421 You do understand why we're doing this, don't you, son? 91 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,296 MALCOLM: Hey, check it out. 92 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:30,471 Beth Ballard's here. 93 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:31,385 REESE: Yeah. 94 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:33,865 I hear she's why Mr. Thomas got fired. 95 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,040 You can go now. 96 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,346 Thanks for the ride. 97 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,521 Where are the parents? 98 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:38,609 Are there no parents here? 99 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:39,610 Mom, please don't... 100 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:41,482 LOIS: Where are your parents? 101 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:42,439 Who's chaperoning this? 102 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:44,180 Mom, we don't need a chaperone. 103 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,268 Okay, it's me. 104 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,488 We got two lanes here-- let's use them! 105 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:50,534 You, you, you, you and you, you'll use that lane. 106 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:51,622 You five use this one. 107 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,189 Mom, please don't do this. 108 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,277 Are you kidding? 109 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,496 You guys are bowling. 110 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:58,499 You could cut the hormones around here with a knife. 111 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,065 I mean, what kind of parent 112 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:02,677 would leave these kids alone with themselves? 113 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,418 Okay, I'll see you in a couple hours. 114 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,071 Hey, there's 115 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:06,898 Beth Ballard. 116 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,944 Did you see that? She smiled at me. 117 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:11,425 Hate to break it to you, but she was smiling at me. 118 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,426 Okay, fine. 119 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,428 Let's both go talk to her and find out. 120 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,125 Sounds fair. 121 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,519 Hey, Beth. 122 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:19,998 Hi, Reese. 123 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:21,173 Having fun? 124 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:22,305 I guess. 125 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,698 I'm kind of surprised to see you here. 126 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:24,873 I mean, you're too cool 127 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,222 to have to go to a bowling party. 128 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,573 Well, I could say the same thing about you. 129 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,967 Hey, I've got a great joke. 130 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,709 How would you like to take a walk on the beach, 131 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:38,539 feel the salt spray in your face and the wind in your hair? 132 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,367 Sure. I guess. 133 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,544 Looks like you already have! 134 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:44,806 What's the matter with you? 135 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,721 You spit on me, you pig! 136 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,246 What? Don't you get it? 137 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,682 Yeah, just one game. 138 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,249 Oh, can you put me down at the end? 139 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,382 See, my kids are here with a bunch of friends, 140 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,905 and, you know, some are girls. 141 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,472 I don't want to cramp their style. 142 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,691 That's just not me. 143 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,432 And another thing-- 144 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,042 the next person who swears 145 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:06,131 is getting their parents called. 146 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,481 You can count on it. 147 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,613 I want to see a little daylight between you two. 148 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:10,832 Let's go, Malcolm. You can do it. 149 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,007 You're not going to throw 150 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,356 another gutter ball this time. 151 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,010 Mom, just let me bowl. 152 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,317 Okay, okay. 153 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,453 That's a good effort, Malcolm. 154 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,197 Yes! 155 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:30,373 Nice roll. 156 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,505 Thanks. 157 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,463 And you're pretty good, too. 158 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:36,248 I've got a joke for you. 159 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:39,164 Would you like to take a walk on the beach... 160 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,470 LOIS: Reese! 161 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,037 You're up! 162 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,520 [phone ringing] 163 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:47,521 Oh. 164 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,261 Hello. 165 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,611 Hey, Dad. I need a favor. 166 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:51,655 Let's hear it. 167 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,614 Well, some of the other cadets 168 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,529 are going in together on an old car, 169 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:56,660 and if I put in $100 170 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,619 I get the car every seventh weekend. 171 00:05:58,662 --> 00:05:59,533 I could take road trips 172 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,404 and go on dates. 173 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,537 I could drive underprivileged children to cultural stuff. 174 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,494 Oh, come on, Francis. 175 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,539 That's ridiculous. 176 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,670 I'm not giving you the money 177 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,542 to buy one-seventh of a piece of junk. 178 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,326 Okay. Just thought I'd ask. 179 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,980 Later, Dad.Bye. 180 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,808 Hey, Mom, I need a favor. 181 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,853 Sure. Let's hear it. 182 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,246 Well, some of the other cadets 183 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:18,856 are going in together on an old car 184 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,988 and if I put in 100 bucks 185 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,468 I get the car every seventh weekend. 186 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,773 Get back in there! 187 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,253 I could take road trips and go on dates. 188 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,908 I could drive underprivileged children to cultural stuff. 189 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,649 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 190 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,564 I really don't think we can afford this right now. 191 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,522 Of course. I knew you'd say that. 192 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:33,697 Why do I even try? 193 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:34,872 Now you can go to bed happy, 194 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,614 knowing that you kept my life a living hell! 195 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,011 Maybe the lane is warped. 196 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,360 Mom, please. 197 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,841 You're not that bad of a bowler, Malcolm. 198 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:48,016 I know you're not. 199 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,583 What are you doing?Try this one. 200 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:50,932 It's a lighter ball. 201 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,586 Mom, this is a little kid's ball. 202 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,196 LOIS: Just do it. Try it. 203 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,515 MAN: Pick a lane! 204 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,521 Your brother's not very good. 205 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:15,913 Maybe you should help him. 206 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:18,742 Nah. I couldn't do that in front of everybody. 207 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:19,613 I'm kind of his hero. 208 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,528 It would just embarrass him. 209 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:22,616 That's sweet. 210 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:23,530 You know, you never 211 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,619 told me that joke. Oh, right. 212 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:28,622 Would you like to take a walk on the beach, 213 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,058 feel the salt spray... 214 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,755 LOIS: Reese, you're up! 215 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:56,911 Yeah! 216 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,808 Pop 'em and drop 'em. 217 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,897 [Dewey sobbing] 218 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,247 I'm not buying it. 219 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,815 [sobbing] 220 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,337 What's wrong, son? 221 00:08:33,381 --> 00:08:34,818 Nothing. 222 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:37,691 Oh. Hey, you want me to read you a story? 223 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:38,648 No. 224 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:39,693 Oh, come on. 225 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,912 Hey, I'll read you "Wilbur the Worried Worm." 226 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,566 You love that. 227 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,698 Let's see, where... 228 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,743 Hey, here it is. 229 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:49,703 How about that? 230 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,922 Okay. 231 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:56,361 "There once was a worried little worm named Wilbur." 232 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,233 Oh, perfect. 233 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:05,370 "Wilbur lived in a magic garden filled with beautiful flowers. 234 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:06,633 One day..." 235 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,983 [snoring] 236 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,218 Ha-cha! 237 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,793 Man, six strikes. 238 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,839 You're on your way to a perfect... 239 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,449 [blubbering] 240 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,059 Hey. 241 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,844 Oh, hi. 242 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:44,845 Sorry about my brother. 243 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,369 We try to limit his contact with humans. 244 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,198 Don't worry. You still look great. 245 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:52,417 You're not very much like him, are you? 246 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,115 No. 247 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,169 You're so cute. 248 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,831 [exclaiming] 249 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,186 [grunts] 250 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,861 I hate bowling.I love bowling. 251 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,609 [snoring] 252 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,306 Medium with thick crust, 253 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:59,136 mushroom, pepperoni... and extra cheese, please. 254 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,447 Ah. 255 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,322 Gesundheit. 256 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:21,637 I am the mayor of Strike Town. Yah! 257 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,884 Are you deaf? 258 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:51,798 What? 259 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,321 I guess that's a yes 260 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:56,977 to the "do you like my lip gloss?" question. 261 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:57,934 Yeah. Uh, yes. 262 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:01,111 I mean, why wouldn't I say yes to anything you ask? 263 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,373 Hey, not bad. 264 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,246 You're a pretty smooth talker. 265 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,770 What else are you good at? 266 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,947 A lot of things. 267 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,776 So, how about you pick... one thing? 268 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,865 Maybe I will. 269 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,388 Maybe I'd like that. 270 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,999 Maybe you would. 271 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,391 My roll. 272 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,653 Maybe it is. 273 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:25,832 I just can't seem to stop talking like this. 274 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,442 Stop talking like that, Malcolm. 275 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,270 You can do this-- now, just remember, 276 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,185 bend your knee on the follow-through. 277 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:32,795 And remember to keep 278 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,188 your elbow in. 279 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,885 Why don't you just kill me and get it over with? 280 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:36,930 Come on, I'm trying to help you. 281 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,801 Can't I at least use a boy's ball? 282 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,455 No. You've knocked over five pins 283 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,631 since you switched to that ball. 284 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,605 Aw... 285 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,390 You must really want out of this room 286 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,305 to draw such a manipulative picture. 287 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,436 Mm-hmm. 288 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,053 Go to sleep, sweetie. 289 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,706 [doorbell rings] 290 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,013 [snoring] 291 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,234 That's $11.50. 292 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,889 I gave all my cash to the video guy. 293 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,673 Do you take credit cards? 294 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,674 Yeah. 295 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,154 Is one enough? 296 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,853 Better make that two. 297 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,072 Thank you. 298 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,255 Gesundheit. 299 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,564 [cheering] 300 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,132 Oh, oh, wait. Where are you going? 301 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,091 I have to use the restroom.No, no, no. 302 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,440 Nobody leaves. But I... 303 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,658 No, no, no, please, please, 304 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,877 everything's got to stay the same. 305 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,052 Please, I need you here. 306 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:59,229 I've never... I've never been this close before. 307 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,014 You are a part of this. 308 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,711 You're all 309 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,060 a part of this. 310 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:08,935 Each a thread in a fabric of the perfect game. 311 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,327 Oh, sure, it'll be my name 312 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,113 up there on that plaque by the men's room door, 313 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,549 but each of you know in your heart 314 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,159 that you had a vital roleOkay, okay. 315 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,465 in my success...Okay. 316 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,814 Okay! 317 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,512 Just... go quick. 318 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,731 Okay, thank you. 319 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,080 Thank you. 320 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,054 Gesundheit. 321 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,972 [cheering] 322 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,364 Two to go. 323 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,062 What's their problem? 324 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,064 Yeah. It's just bowling. 325 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,065 Relax. 326 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,197 I wish we could be alone somewhere. 327 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,069 Like outside? 328 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,114 No. There's security cameras out there. 329 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,420 Trust me. 330 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,305 You see, Malcolm? 331 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,003 Isn't it great when you don't have 332 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,091 to worry about the gutters? 333 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,396 You can just bowl and have fun. 334 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,008 I wish we could be alone somewhere. 335 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,226 Me, too. 336 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,316 Wait, I still have to tell you that joke. 337 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,624 Would you like to take a walk on the beach, 338 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,235 feel the salt... 339 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,194 You know what? 340 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,370 That's not a good joke. 341 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,981 Mom, I don't want to do this. 342 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:39,808 Malcolm, I didn't raise you 343 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,679 to stop trying when something is hard. 344 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,116 You can do this. 345 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,205 You just concentrate on those pins. 346 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,467 You throw the ball. 347 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,556 You are not giving up until you bowl a strike. 348 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,123 Your mother's right, Connie. 349 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,169 My name's not Connie! 350 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,562 Okay, Mom, 351 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,173 you want to see a strike?! 352 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,001 Malcolm, what are you doing? 353 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,002 Look at me! 354 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,351 I'm the world's greatest bowler! 355 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,224 I care so much about bowling! 356 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,182 Bowling is so important! 357 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,358 Malcolm, come back here! 358 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,446 You want a strike? 359 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,144 I'll give you a strike! 360 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,189 Here's your damn strike! 361 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:18,064 [laughter] 362 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,553 Way to go, Connie! 363 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,165 Listen, maybe you shouldn't... 364 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,167 [chanting]: Connie, Connie. 365 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,951 Connie, Connie, Connie. 366 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,171 Connie, Connie, Connie... 367 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,086 Oh, man, that was classic. 368 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,044 Okay, let's go make out. 369 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,393 I don't think so. 370 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,874 ...Connie, Connie, Connie, 371 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,268 Connie, Connie... 372 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,312 Okay, I think bowling's over. 373 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,444 Get your jackets. 374 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,533 I'm taking everyone home. 375 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,451 Turn in the shoes. 376 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,237 I'll meet you out front. 377 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:09,941 [loud rattling of pins and machinery] 378 00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:11,987 See? Nobody's here. 379 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,467 Yeah. 380 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:18,211 [shouting]: You know, I think you're really cute. 381 00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:19,864 Thanks. 382 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,692 You're cute, too. 383 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,215 [cheering] 384 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,957 HAL: Only one more. 385 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,099 Okay, I'm going for it. 386 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,797 I'm totally going to kiss her. 387 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,329 Gesundheit. 388 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,079 [cheering] 389 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,520 That counts, right? 390 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,218 300. 391 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,959 It has to count. 392 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,268 3-0-0. 393 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,967 [chanting alone]: 3-0-0. 394 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:22,797 3-0... oh! 395 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,149 What's going on? 396 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,543 I haven't heard a peep out of you in over an hour. 397 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,501 I'm kind of tired. 398 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,156 But you haven't tried your fake running away 399 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,157 or your sleepwalking yet. 400 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,203 It's not like you to give up so easily. 401 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,552 Hmm. 402 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,814 Maybe you've finally learned 403 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,381 that all those silly little games you play 404 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,165 aren't going to get you anywhere. 405 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,297 I guess. 406 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,733 When you're punished in this house 407 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,300 you're going to serve your time. 408 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,997 There's no getting around it. 409 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,087 Well, I suppose you've suffered enough. 410 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,743 I guess there's no harm in 20 minutes of television. 411 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,396 Okay. 412 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,093 Wait a minute. 413 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,530 Unless this is a new ploy. 414 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,838 You get right back into bed, mister. 415 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,100 Okay. 416 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,232 No, no, hold on. 417 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,364 I'm-I'm... I'm being ridiculous. 418 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,018 Go, watch TV. 419 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,326 Wait, not so fast. 420 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,633 I'm not falling for it. 421 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,026 I'm being ridiculous. 422 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,420 But you are not getting away with it. 423 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,812 Go, watch TV. 424 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:22,465 No, stop, stop. 425 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,032 Stay right where you are. 426 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,164 Okay. 427 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,556 Okay, I tell you what we're going to do. 428 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,602 You are-are going to watch television. 429 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,692 But it's going to be something you're not going to enjoy. 430 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,562 C-SPAN. 431 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,955 That ought to do it. 432 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,264 Okay, who just won? 433 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,353 I'm not sure. 434 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,921 Hey, Mom, I've got to tell you-- 435 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,576 I wasn't on board at first with you staying, 436 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,012 but tonight was... 437 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,101 well, it was magic. 438 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,716 Hi. 439 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,283 What? You want to make fun of me, too? 440 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,284 No. 441 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,372 I just wanted to tell you 442 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,461 that I thought it was really brave of you 443 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,027 to stand up to your mom like that. 444 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,072 And I also thought 445 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,291 it was hilarious 446 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,031 the way you didn't hit a single pin 447 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,382 when you were, like, what, an inch away? 448 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,297 Is there a point to all this? 449 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,646 No. 450 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,256 Do you want to kiss me? 451 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,476 Why do you think you can come over here 452 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,738 and make fun of me and... 453 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,049 LOIS: Okay, that's it. 454 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,486 Oh, for God's sake, 455 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,052 you are worse than your father. 456 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,490 You two are sitting on opposite sides of the car. 457 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,493 Okay, fine, don't count it. 458 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,711 But you and I both know 459 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,453 that was a perfect game. 460 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:45,244 Reese, get out of the photo booth! 461 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,856 Uh, hi. 462 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,293 You... you probably want your privacy. 463 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,382 I'll get out of your way. 464 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,516 [blow landing] 465 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,474 [Reese screaming] 466 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,528 [brakes squeaking] 467 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,138 [car doors closing] 468 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,251 So, how'd it go?So, how'd it go? 469 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,775 Next time, you take 'em.Next time, you take 'em.