1 00:00:07,455 --> 00:00:09,388 I had a bad dream. 2 00:00:09,423 --> 00:00:11,218 It's okay, sweetie. 3 00:00:11,252 --> 00:00:12,736 Here, come on. 4 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:13,875 Come on. 5 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:16,187 It's okay now. 6 00:00:16,222 --> 00:00:19,709 [yawning]: What was your dream? 7 00:00:19,743 --> 00:00:21,297 I dreamed... 8 00:00:21,331 --> 00:00:26,716 there was this man... outside the door 9 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:29,167 with a big knife... 10 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:32,377 and he wanted to tie everyone up... 11 00:00:32,411 --> 00:00:34,310 and kill them... 12 00:00:34,344 --> 00:00:37,830 and eat their eyeballs. 13 00:00:37,865 --> 00:00:39,418 Good night. 14 00:00:43,457 --> 00:00:46,391 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 15 00:00:46,425 --> 00:00:48,910 ♪ I don't know 16 00:00:48,945 --> 00:00:52,811 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 17 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:55,089 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 18 00:00:55,124 --> 00:00:57,471 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 19 00:00:57,505 --> 00:00:59,887 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 20 00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:01,958 ♪ And you're not so big 21 00:01:01,992 --> 00:01:04,443 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 22 00:01:04,477 --> 00:01:06,411 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 23 00:01:06,445 --> 00:01:08,930 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 24 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:11,726 ♪ And you're not so big 25 00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:16,076 ♪ Life is unfair. 26 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:22,082 Hey. What you doing there, son? 27 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,601 I have to prove Kepler's third law of planetary motion. 28 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,053 What's Dewey doing?He's coloring. 29 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,607 Well, I'd better get in there. 30 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:32,885 Dad, there's this crazy guy chasing me. 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,542 He's saying I did some horrible things, 32 00:01:34,577 --> 00:01:35,957 but I couldn't really understand him. 33 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,787 I think he's an escapee from the mental hospital. 34 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:38,788 [knock at door] 35 00:01:38,822 --> 00:01:39,720 I didn't hear anything. 36 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:41,584 [groans] 37 00:01:44,621 --> 00:01:46,313 Hello again, Hal. 38 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:50,144 You are not to step foot outside of this house 39 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:52,146 except for school for the next month! 40 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:54,252 Okay.Wait a minute, honey, he has to go outside. 41 00:01:54,286 --> 00:01:56,150 He's not done pulling weeds from his last punishment. 42 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:57,841 Oh, I think staying inside with no TV 43 00:01:57,876 --> 00:01:59,084 is worse than weeding. 44 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,189 I'm already banned from TV. 45 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:01,086 You are? 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,743 All right. Fine. 47 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:05,987 No TV, no going outside except for weeding, 48 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:08,058 which you'll do at night. 49 00:02:08,092 --> 00:02:09,783 Inside. 50 00:02:09,818 --> 00:02:11,648 Oh, I got nothing. 51 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:12,753 How long is this going to take? 52 00:02:12,787 --> 00:02:14,479 Oh, look, just... go to your room! Oh, you... 53 00:02:14,513 --> 00:02:16,274 Your father and I will sort this out. 54 00:02:16,308 --> 00:02:17,620 Okay. 55 00:02:17,654 --> 00:02:19,794 We are not getting through to him. 56 00:02:19,829 --> 00:02:21,451 Well, what else can we do? 57 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:24,316 We-We've taken away television, video games, 58 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:25,731 his music, fresh air. 59 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:27,457 Lois, we have taken away his air, 60 00:02:27,492 --> 00:02:29,425 and he doesn't care about any of it. 61 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:31,116 Well, we had better come up with something 62 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,808 before he winds up being a problem for the state. 63 00:02:33,843 --> 00:02:35,983 I don't know, maybe we should try something 64 00:02:36,017 --> 00:02:37,122 other than punishing him. 65 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,192 Like what? 66 00:02:38,227 --> 00:02:40,125 Maybe Reese needs more attention. 67 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,230 Positive attention. 68 00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:42,783 When I was his age 69 00:02:42,817 --> 00:02:44,992 I always wanted someone there to talk to, 70 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:46,096 to hang out with, 71 00:02:46,131 --> 00:02:47,270 be a role model. 72 00:02:47,305 --> 00:02:48,720 Oh, Hal, I don't know. 73 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:51,032 Lois, that boy needs a father figure, 74 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,380 and I really think it should be me. 75 00:02:55,071 --> 00:02:56,831 What is Cynthia doing? 76 00:02:56,866 --> 00:02:58,108 We thought you would know, 77 00:02:58,143 --> 00:02:59,524 given your relationship. 78 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:01,698 We don't have a relationship. 79 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:05,771 It's okay... to feel. 80 00:03:05,806 --> 00:03:06,738 Shut up. 81 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:07,808 Hey, guys. 82 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:09,016 Here you go. 83 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:11,225 I'm having a party this weekend. 84 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:12,847 Don't lose those invitations 85 00:03:12,882 --> 00:03:15,471 'cause no one gets past my dad without them. 86 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:17,438 A party. 87 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:21,304 An actual, non-self-delusional- figment-of-my-imagination party. 88 00:03:21,339 --> 00:03:22,616 Is it your birthday? 89 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,100 No, it's just for socializing. 90 00:03:24,134 --> 00:03:25,170 You know, it's weird. 91 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,792 I've been here for a month and a half, 92 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,863 and you guys are the only friends I have. 93 00:03:28,898 --> 00:03:30,140 You're kidding. 94 00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:31,038 I'm serious. 95 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:33,454 It may be hard for you guys to believe, 96 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:35,215 but some people have trouble 97 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,493 making friends. 98 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:43,326 Cynthia, are you sure you want to sound so...? 99 00:03:43,361 --> 00:03:44,810 Man, I wish I'd thought of this. 100 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:46,191 I know! 101 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,882 It's going to be so great. 102 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:49,643 I'm finally going to make some friends. 103 00:03:49,677 --> 00:03:51,265 What do you think, Malcolm? 104 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,335 It sounds great. 105 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,302 It should be a... 106 00:03:53,336 --> 00:03:54,682 party. 107 00:03:54,717 --> 00:03:55,925 Fingers crossed. 108 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:57,098 Yeah. 109 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,410 All right. 110 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:00,378 Hey, Eric, how's it going? 111 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:04,865 You just missed your third history deadline, Francis. 112 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:08,075 I am not going to Spangler's summer school 113 00:04:08,109 --> 00:04:10,733 because my partner blew off his half of the project. 114 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,044 Didn't you get my half? 115 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:13,736 I slipped it under your door. 116 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:15,185 Thisis your half? 117 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:15,876 Yeah. 118 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:18,567 This is my half! 119 00:04:18,603 --> 00:04:20,950 Well, if I knew you were going to go so overboard, 120 00:04:20,983 --> 00:04:24,091 I would have spent a little more time on my section. 121 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:26,921 You photocopied a page out of the dictionary. 122 00:04:26,956 --> 00:04:28,268 Okay. 123 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,407 I messed up. 124 00:04:29,441 --> 00:04:30,580 There's still time. 125 00:04:30,615 --> 00:04:32,306 When's this thing due, again? 126 00:04:32,341 --> 00:04:33,273 The 20th. 127 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,619 And you're worried? 128 00:04:34,653 --> 00:04:36,241 We have over a week. 129 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,898 My half took me two months. 130 00:04:37,932 --> 00:04:39,969 Okay, I guess I'm just going to have to buckle down 131 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:40,970 and get it done, then. 132 00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:42,212 All right. 133 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:44,076 I'll go to the library and get some books. 134 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:45,975 You stay here and organize your notes. 135 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:47,804 Sounds like a plan. 136 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:55,364 68 degrees. 137 00:04:55,398 --> 00:04:57,952 Perfect paper-writing temperature. 138 00:04:57,987 --> 00:04:59,885 Let's get to it. 139 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,750 I thought you said we were trying something new. 140 00:05:02,785 --> 00:05:03,958 That's right, we are. 141 00:05:03,993 --> 00:05:05,650 So this isn't a punishment? 142 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:07,307 No. Why would you say that? 143 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,137 'Cause you keep looking at me and saying stuff. 144 00:05:10,171 --> 00:05:11,759 I am paying attention to you. 145 00:05:11,794 --> 00:05:13,485 But, Dad, a cooking class? 146 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,797 Come on, Reese, open your mind. 147 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:16,902 The art of cooking is as masculine 148 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,663 as any of these other courses-- 149 00:05:18,697 --> 00:05:20,320 judo, riflery, kickboxing. 150 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,977 Anyone can fight, but it takes a special man 151 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:26,256 to craft a truly great Bolognese sauce. 152 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:29,121 I still feel like I'm in trouble. 153 00:05:40,305 --> 00:05:42,031 Hi, I'm Cynthia. 154 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:44,585 We don't know each other, but I'm having a party. 155 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,622 See how it says, "8:00 till ?" 156 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:49,314 That means it could go on ad infinitum. 157 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,315 [giggles] 158 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,628 See you there. 159 00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:53,629 Hi, I'm Cynthia. 160 00:05:53,663 --> 00:05:55,044 We don't know each other, but... 161 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:57,218 What is she doing, inviting the whole school? 162 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:58,979 I'm sorry. I can't talk right now. 163 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:01,982 I'm saving all my good conversation for the party. 164 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:03,915 For instance, there's an interesting piece in this month's 165 00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:05,813 New England Journal of Medicine. 166 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:07,815 Hey, that's myanecdote. 167 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:09,679 I hope... 168 00:06:09,714 --> 00:06:14,443 my wheelchair... fits in the... 169 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:16,168 make-out closet. 170 00:06:16,203 --> 00:06:17,411 I hope you come with an appetite. 171 00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:19,793 I'm serving cookies shaped like famous 172 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:21,450 Communist revolutionaries. 173 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:23,452 Hi, I'm Cynthia... 174 00:06:23,486 --> 00:06:25,971 Uh... Cynthia, can I talk to you for a second? 175 00:06:26,006 --> 00:06:27,007 Sure. 176 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:28,733 Tell all your friends! 177 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:31,494 How many people are you inviting to your party? 178 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:32,564 God, who knows? 179 00:06:32,599 --> 00:06:34,739 I left a stack of invitations at the library 180 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:36,223 and a stack at the arcade. 181 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:38,432 I figure people will appreciate the personal touch. 182 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,641 You know, so they can match a face with a face. 183 00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:42,229 [laughs] 184 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:44,024 Don't you think you're kind of overreaching? 185 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:45,646 What are you talking about? 186 00:06:45,681 --> 00:06:46,854 I'm afraid you're setting yourself up 187 00:06:46,889 --> 00:06:48,511 for a giant disappointment. 188 00:06:48,546 --> 00:06:50,720 I mean, when ten people don't show up, it's a drag. 189 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:52,066 When 300 people don't show up, 190 00:06:52,101 --> 00:06:53,516 it's, like, total humiliation. 191 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:55,794 Well, I guess lots of people will have to show up, then. 192 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:57,831 Cynthia, you're a Krelboyne. 193 00:06:57,865 --> 00:07:00,454 Krelboynes have Krelboyne parties. 194 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:02,939 You don't know how many friends I'm capable of making. 195 00:07:02,974 --> 00:07:04,389 Yes, I do. Zero. 196 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,735 Just like the rest of us. 197 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:07,875 Cynthia, no one's coming to your party. 198 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:09,221 Oh, yeah? 199 00:07:09,256 --> 00:07:11,396 Well, it so happens the Kinkos man said 200 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,916 I set a new record for laminated invitations. 201 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:16,194 So? That doesn't mean anything. 202 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,851 I know what this is all about. 203 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:18,748 You're jealous. 204 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:20,681 Jealous? 205 00:07:20,716 --> 00:07:23,097 Making friends obviously doesn't come easy to you. 206 00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:25,099 So you hide in your safe little circle 207 00:07:25,134 --> 00:07:26,929 while people like me throw big parties 208 00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:28,931 and make lots of friends and enjoy life. 209 00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:32,866 Hmm? Bitter-- what a surprise. 210 00:07:34,764 --> 00:07:37,595 The key to quick chopping is to rest the blade 211 00:07:37,629 --> 00:07:41,840 against your knuckles and slowly pull back as we... 212 00:07:44,671 --> 00:07:46,396 Who chopped that? 213 00:07:46,431 --> 00:07:48,295 I-I did it. 214 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:50,815 Let's see it again. 215 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:59,168 Oh, my word! 216 00:07:59,202 --> 00:08:00,928 Actually, his slices are 217 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:03,103 a littlemore uniform than yours. 218 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:06,278 And you say you've never cooked anything before? 219 00:08:06,313 --> 00:08:07,590 Intentionally? 220 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:08,591 No. 221 00:08:08,626 --> 00:08:10,144 Remarkable. 222 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:14,045 Sit down and listen to me! 223 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:15,805 I am sick of this! 224 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,944 It's been two days 225 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:18,636 and you haven't done a lick of work. 226 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:21,362 And I can't believe I let you drag me to that movie. 227 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:22,432 I know. I'm beginning to question 228 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,573 the whole talking dog genre. 229 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:27,127 You know what would get our mind off that movie? 230 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:28,577 Another round of miniature golf! 231 00:08:28,611 --> 00:08:29,647 No! No miniature golf. 232 00:08:29,681 --> 00:08:31,096 You have to get to work. 233 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:31,994 You're right. 234 00:08:32,028 --> 00:08:33,582 When you're right, you're right. 235 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:34,686 Let's get to it. 236 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:37,033 These two books are on the war itself 237 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:39,034 so you can breeze through them 238 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:41,417 'cause your half of the project is on Reconstruction. 239 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:43,626 Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about. 240 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:44,938 But I will 241 00:08:44,972 --> 00:08:46,008 'cause I'm not leaving this room 242 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,147 for the next ten hours. 243 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:48,804 That's what I like to hear. 244 00:08:48,838 --> 00:08:51,254 Now, before I go, do you need anything? 245 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:53,567 I don't want you leaving this room. 246 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:55,224 No, just stop bothering me. 247 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:56,674 I'm trying to study. 248 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:15,693 All right, Harvey, let's see if you can break Brent's record. 249 00:09:15,727 --> 00:09:17,971 You have to beat an hour and four minutes. 250 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:20,387 Go! 251 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,528 Sorry I'm late! 252 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,874 Craig ran off some kids 253 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,049 and needed me to walk him to his car. 254 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,499 I'll have dinner ready in just one second. 255 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:30,880 Shh, shh, shh. 256 00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:32,572 Look. 257 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:38,025 Well? 258 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,544 It's hot. 259 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,684 And it needs another bay leaf. 260 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:44,618 Just look at him. 261 00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:46,551 After tasting his chocolate soufflé, 262 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,002 the class actually gave him a standing ovation. 263 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:50,348 Reese? 264 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,349 Dewey, 265 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,558 are you happy with how those are julienned? 266 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,870 I think so. 267 00:09:54,904 --> 00:09:56,388 Go check the brioche. 268 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,046 The bread in the oven? 269 00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:00,116 Ah. 270 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,326 Dad, I just wanted to let you know 271 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,812 how much that cooking class means to me. 272 00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:07,641 If you hadn't signed me up for it, 273 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,575 I never would've known that something so stupid 274 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,921 could be so much fun. 275 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,614 Thanks. 276 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:20,861 Oh, come on, that's got to make you feel good. 277 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,523 Aw, look at Malcolm, surrounded by all his friends. 278 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:30,250 I wonder what he owes his social success to? 279 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,424 What do you think, Invisible Friend Number One? 280 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,667 Leave me alone. 281 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:35,600 There you go again-- pushing people away. 282 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,637 You know, Malcolm, if you want to make friends 283 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,017 you have to extend yourself. 284 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:39,915 Yeah, you're right. 285 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:41,606 I'm going to work on that. See ya. 286 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,090 It's sad, really. 287 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,920 I feel sorry for you. 288 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:45,921 You know what? 289 00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:47,888 I just got the greatest idea! 290 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,787 It's the perfect way to break you out 291 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,409 of your self-protective shell. 292 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,410 What are you talking about? 293 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,688 You're going to cohost the party with me. 294 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:55,689 Come on. 295 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:58,278 Hi, I'm Cynthia and this is Malcolm. 296 00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:01,039 We're cohosting a party this weekend... 297 00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,040 Let go. 298 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,904 And we have a musical invitation for you. 299 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:06,079 ♪ You should come 'round to our party, you'll have fun ♪ 300 00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:08,046 ♪ You'll have fun 301 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,946 ♪ You should come 'round to our party, you'll have fun... ♪ 302 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,602 Okay, you made me do this. 303 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:17,884 Can't you think of a better place to kiss me? 304 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,471 There. Read that. 305 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:20,783 Malcolm, are you crazy? 306 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:22,509 Read. 307 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,236 That's the Krelboyne Wall of Fame. 308 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,065 You can see that you're pretty well represented. 309 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,689 There's my section and there's Lloyd's. 310 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,657 But in terms of sheer volume, you still have us beat. 311 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,796 So do you understand now? 312 00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:36,730 You can't have that party. 313 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:42,356 But that one there, that's ridiculous. 314 00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:44,669 No one really believes that about you. 315 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:49,467 [door closes] 316 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,469 STEVIE: Real... 317 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,264 classy. 318 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:01,444 Hey, you guys seen Cynthia? 319 00:12:01,479 --> 00:12:03,515 No, but maybe you can settle a debate. 320 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:04,758 Maroon or beige? 321 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:05,863 What are you guys 322 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,140 talking about? 323 00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:09,073 Duh. Matching turtlenecks for the party. 324 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:10,143 CYNTHIA: Hey, everybody. 325 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:12,524 Oh, Cynthia, I wanted to apologize... 326 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,216 Nothing to apologize for, Malcolm. 327 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,389 Here. 328 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:16,977 I'm canceling my party. 329 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,703 These are uninvitations. 330 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,568 Don't crowd, there's one for each of you. 331 00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,466 Malcolm opened my eyes to the fact 332 00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:25,192 that I'm a creepy, friendless dork 333 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:27,091 who has no reason to expect anyone 334 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,161 to come to her party. 335 00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:30,784 You callous bastard! 336 00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:33,753 Cynthia, I didn't want to tell you like that. I'm sorry. 337 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,754 No need to be sorry. 338 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,307 I should be thanking you. 339 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,757 Thank you, Malcolm. 340 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,724 Cynthia...You know what?! 341 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,174 There's only so much crying 342 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,658 I can do in one day, 343 00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:45,799 and just looking at you makes me want to cry. 344 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,145 So, if you don't mind, 345 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,251 I'd like to leave you now. 346 00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:56,189 ERIC: All right, no more distractions, Francis. 347 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,191 I'm tired of yelling at you. 348 00:12:58,225 --> 00:13:01,332 I'm not saying Harvey's last heat wasn't exciting... 349 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,574 You didn't have to kill him, you know. 350 00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:04,956 Yes! Yes, I did. 351 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,164 Now, please, 352 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:08,615 as a friend, just focus! 353 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:09,719 I'm sorry. 354 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,100 I know I tend to procrastinate, 355 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:13,793 but when a deadline nears, I always manage to get it done. 356 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,451 Okay. I'll check on you in 30. 357 00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:19,660 Uh, you'd better take this. 358 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:20,730 Why? 359 00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:23,423 [clicking] 360 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:31,500 [humming] 361 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:57,250 ♪ Man, you know this party's gettin' hotter ♪ 362 00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:01,288 ♪ It's gettin' hotter 363 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:04,671 ♪ I'm feelin' hotter 364 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,362 ♪ Feelin' hotter 365 00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:12,299 ♪ I want to let my hair down 366 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:16,027 ♪ Gonna let my hair down. 367 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,650 [upbeat Latin percussion solo] 368 00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:21,343 I can't believe I really made this. 369 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,792 You know, Dad, 370 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:26,451 if you work really hard at something, it shows. 371 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,108 Yes, son. Yes, it does. 372 00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,972 [chuckling] 373 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,456 Mmm... 374 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,286 Class, during our next session 375 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,460 we'll be holding a little competition. 376 00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:38,153 Friends and relatives are encouraged to attend, 377 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:41,328 and don't be discouraged if you feel a little outclassed 378 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,675 by some of our more promising students. 379 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,298 We're all here to have fun. 380 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:46,575 What do I get if I win? 381 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,163 A six-inch paring knife 382 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:49,889 and a bread cloche. 383 00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:52,892 Awesome! 384 00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:58,311 May I help you? 385 00:14:58,345 --> 00:14:59,553 Hi. I'm Malcolm. 386 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,486 I don't know if you remember... 387 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:03,281 I'm not sure. I have a vague recollection 388 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,801 of you throwing a brick through my daughter's window. 389 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,699 Oh, and I think you're the kid 390 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,288 who ruined her party and humiliated her in a public toilet. 391 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:11,324 How am I doing? 392 00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:13,671 Now, if you don't mind... 393 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,707 It's okay, Dad. 394 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,160 How's it going? 395 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:21,127 Oh, great. 396 00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:22,369 The party's a blast. 397 00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:23,853 Can't you hear it in there? 398 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,202 What are you doing here, Malcolm? 399 00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:28,686 You won't talk to me at school 400 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,308 and you won't return my calls. 401 00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:32,379 I just want to say again that I'm sorry. 402 00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:33,553 Fine. 403 00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:35,072 You want to alleviate your guilt? 404 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,074 You are absolved. 405 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:38,109 Just let me finish. 406 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,216 I'm not sorry that I told you the truth. 407 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,665 You were just setting yourself up 408 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,908 for a big disaster tonight 409 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,565 if you went ahead with your party. 410 00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:48,671 I just wish I was nicer about it. 411 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:49,983 What's the nice way to tell someone 412 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,985 they're a social retard? 413 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,435 So you see my problem. 414 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:54,850 But what I didn't say 415 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,714 is that even if you are a dork, 416 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,991 you're also smart and funny 417 00:15:58,026 --> 00:15:59,337 and interesting and kind 418 00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:00,545 and a totally unique person, 419 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,926 and if other people can't see that, 420 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,031 that's theirproblem. 421 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:08,657 So, how'd you learn to deal with the whole school 422 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:10,003 making fun of you? 423 00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:11,729 The same way I deal with everything: 424 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,213 I pretend it doesn't bother me 425 00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:14,663 and then lash out on people 426 00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:16,009 who don't deserve it. 427 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,148 It seems to work. 428 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,529 Do you want to come in? 429 00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:22,843 BOY: Hey! 430 00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,259 Can I help you? 431 00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:25,950 Yeah. We're here for Cynthia's party. 432 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,572 We found these things in the library. 433 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,918 Uh... 434 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:31,024 I thought you handed out uninvitations. 435 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,095 I thought you said no one would come. 436 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,822 Come on in... I guess. 437 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,075 I think he's actually going to win. 438 00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:49,422 I just hope we get to taste whatever it is he's cooking. 439 00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:50,664 [Dewey yelling] 440 00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,709 Reese, this is the best spinach quiche I've ever tasted. 441 00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,607 What gives it that extra something? 442 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:05,127 I put some allspice on the pine nuts before I toasted them. 443 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,266 Allspice. Yeah, 444 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,613 it just seemed like it would balance out the ricotta. 445 00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:10,166 How extraordinary. 446 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,107 How much salt did you use? 447 00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:20,453 Just a pinch. 448 00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:25,492 I did not put all of this salt in there. 449 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,288 Where do you keep your first aid kit? 450 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:31,015 My husband's tongue is swelling up like a melon. 451 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,327 I need a bathroom! 452 00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:46,996 I guess Cynthia was right. 453 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:49,413 If you invite people to a party, they'll show up. 454 00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:52,519 ♪ Don't matter who's the best side ♪ 455 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:53,831 ♪ East side, west side...♪ 456 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,936 Well, that sounds like fun, 457 00:17:55,971 --> 00:18:00,458 but I think I'm going to leave it unpierced for a while. 458 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,011 LLOYD: You girls should really 459 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,841 get up to the planetarium. 460 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,463 They got a great laser show up there. 461 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:06,706 I have a card 462 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,156 that can get four of you in 463 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,054 for the price of three. 464 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,297 [all exclaiming] 465 00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:12,850 Let me know when you're going. 466 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,783 As soon as my grandmother falls asleep, 467 00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,647 I can sneak up and sit next to you. 468 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:19,270 [girls giggle] 469 00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:21,514 Are you wearing cologne? 470 00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:25,483 Just my... aftershave. 471 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:26,795 Hey, Stevie. 472 00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:29,970 I'm working... here. 473 00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:32,732 ♪ This party is jammin' 474 00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,114 ♪ Come on, get your booty on the floor... ♪ 475 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,805 Can we please just go? 476 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:39,359 Yeah, just two more hours and then we'll head home. 477 00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:41,741 Francis, the project is due tomorrow. 478 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:42,880 Okay, don't worry. 479 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,916 We have an eight-hour ride home. 480 00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,055 We'll do it then. 481 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,851 By the way, this is Terri and her friend Robin. 482 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,957 ♪ Everybody put your hands up... ♪ 483 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,131 Hi. 484 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,925 I'm Eric. 485 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:58,930 I'm totally going to summer school. 486 00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,071 Dewey, go to your room. 487 00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:03,383 But Reese 488 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,316 is the one who poisoned all those people. 489 00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:06,869 Now! 490 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,388 What is wrong with you guys? 491 00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,183 You didn't even let me accept my trophy. 492 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,220 Oh, I'll give you a trophy, mister. 493 00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:14,360 Honey, the whole cooking thing was my idea. 494 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:15,257 I'll handle this. 495 00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:16,879 Reese, we pulled you out of class 496 00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:18,191 because we know you cheated. 497 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,744 Now, you would have won easily. 498 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:20,849 Why did you do it? 499 00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:21,884 I don't know. 500 00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:22,885 It was fun. 501 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,784 Those people worked very hard on their dishes, 502 00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:25,888 and you destroyed them. 503 00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:27,062 How would you feel 504 00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:29,582 if you were that poor woman whose quiche you salted? 505 00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:31,687 Fat? 506 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,519 Reese... 507 00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:37,348 do you know what empathy is? 508 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:38,901 No. 509 00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:41,870 Empathy is putting yourself into other people's shoes 510 00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,734 so you can feel the way they do. 511 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,702 If you hurt someone, empathy makes you hurt as well. 512 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:50,085 Then, why would you want empathy? 513 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:57,161 He has no more sense of right and wrong than a tree frog. 514 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,714 What are we going to do? 515 00:19:58,749 --> 00:19:59,612 What can we do? 516 00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:01,234 It's back to punishment. 517 00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:03,754 How can we punish him if he doesn't care about...? 518 00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:08,586 All right, son, here's what's going to happen. 519 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:12,003 For the next month, you are not allowed to cook a meal. 520 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:13,177 That's it? 521 00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:17,423 So I don't cook, big deal. 522 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:21,289 That means no chicken cordon bleu, no Windsor tortes. 523 00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,255 Wait a second. 524 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,601 You said no cooking. 525 00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:24,913 The torte is baking. 526 00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:27,640 No baking, no broiling, no sautéing. 527 00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:28,951 Come on, you can't do that. 528 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,608 You heard your father. 529 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:33,024 The stove and all the whisks are off limits for a month. 530 00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:34,681 Oh, please, I'll be good. I promise. 531 00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:35,889 I'll do whatever you say. 532 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:36,890 I'm sorry, son. 533 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,823 This is the way it has to be. 534 00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:45,796 It worked. 535 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,419 I think we really turned a corner with him. 536 00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:49,489 We have a weapon. 537 00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:51,629 His actions will have consequences. 538 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:52,527 I know. 539 00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:53,493 We can hurt him. 540 00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,150 We can be parents again. 541 00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:57,946 Oh, it's even worth suffering through a month 542 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,637 of eating your flank steaks. 543 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,260 Amen to that. 544 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,607 ♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪ 545 00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:05,850 ♪ Up in here, up in here... 546 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:08,301 You know, I just realized something. 547 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,682 Parties suck. 548 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:11,994 The music always stinks, the food's bad, 549 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,134 and who cares if no one talks to you? 550 00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:16,102 People are such phonies anyway. 551 00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:17,828 Hey, Malcolm.Hey, Cynthia. Great party. 552 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:20,313 I like the music, and what's in the dip? 553 00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:21,210 Ooh, you know what? 554 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:23,005 I'm gonna need that chair. 555 00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:30,634 [dance music continues]