1 00:00:02,416 --> 00:00:04,176 [popping] 2 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:07,041 [grunts warningly] 3 00:00:20,192 --> 00:00:21,918 [laughing] 4 00:00:21,952 --> 00:00:23,264 Look at that. 5 00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:27,855 Ch... 6 00:00:27,889 --> 00:00:28,856 Ch? 7 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,513 Che... 8 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:31,790 Check? 9 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:32,998 Check. 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,345 M... 11 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:38,728 Maaa... ate? 12 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:40,592 Checkmate? 13 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:42,663 Checkmate! So it is. 14 00:00:42,697 --> 00:00:44,803 See, it just goes to show you. 15 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:48,013 Yes, well, good game, son. 16 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,739 [chuckling gleefully] 17 00:00:49,773 --> 00:00:51,223 Lois! 18 00:00:51,258 --> 00:00:53,984 Hey, he lets me win at basketball. 19 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:57,367 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 20 00:00:57,402 --> 00:00:59,956 ♪ I don't know 21 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:03,235 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 22 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,582 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 23 00:01:05,617 --> 00:01:07,964 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 24 00:01:07,998 --> 00:01:10,277 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 25 00:01:10,311 --> 00:01:12,417 ♪ And you're not so big 26 00:01:12,451 --> 00:01:14,936 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 27 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:16,904 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 28 00:01:16,938 --> 00:01:19,424 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 29 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:22,220 ♪ And you're not so big 30 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:27,017 ♪ Life is unfair. 31 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:29,227 All right, spin around twice, hit the ball 32 00:01:29,261 --> 00:01:30,228 on the second bounce. 33 00:01:30,262 --> 00:01:31,367 It's two points for a car 34 00:01:31,401 --> 00:01:32,713 and three for a fire hydrant. 35 00:01:32,747 --> 00:01:33,990 It's an out if they catch it 36 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:35,785 and two if they hit you with the ball. 37 00:01:35,819 --> 00:01:37,407 Now, if they miss, it's a "google," 38 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,133 which I'll explain when we get there. 39 00:01:39,168 --> 00:01:40,583 You're up. 40 00:01:40,617 --> 00:01:41,653 It's amazing. 41 00:01:41,687 --> 00:01:42,964 Reese can't pass math, 42 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:45,070 but he's invented over, like, 50 games. 43 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,589 Fun games. 44 00:01:46,623 --> 00:01:47,383 Okay, spin! 45 00:01:50,075 --> 00:01:52,526 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 46 00:01:55,805 --> 00:01:57,910 Not Mrs. Griffin's yard. 47 00:02:00,258 --> 00:02:01,535 There it is. 48 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:03,502 Dude, she doesn't like anybody in her yard. 49 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:06,160 I'll be in and out of there before she knows it, right? 50 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:07,472 Just because she's old and mean 51 00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:09,783 doesn't give her the right to keep our balls. 52 00:02:09,818 --> 00:02:11,890 I'm sold. Go for it. 53 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,512 Fine, I'll do it. 54 00:02:13,547 --> 00:02:15,790 It's no big deal. 55 00:02:15,825 --> 00:02:17,585 I don't see you moving. 56 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,978 [screaming] 57 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:32,082 What are you doing in my yard? 58 00:02:32,117 --> 00:02:33,912 Let go! It's my ball! 59 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,500 My property, my ball! 60 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:37,847 Who said you could come into my yard? 61 00:02:37,881 --> 00:02:39,055 Ow! What are you doing?! 62 00:02:39,089 --> 00:02:40,401 Choose, boy! 63 00:02:40,436 --> 00:02:42,265 Hair or ball?! 64 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,370 [screams] 65 00:02:43,404 --> 00:02:44,336 [gasps] 66 00:02:44,371 --> 00:02:45,924 You broke her arm? 67 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,097 I was getting a ball. 68 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:49,652 You broke her arm for a ball? 69 00:02:49,686 --> 00:02:52,102 No, I already had the ball, then I pushed her away. 70 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:55,347 You pushed her and broke her arm for a ball? 71 00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:57,418 Was it a special ball, son? 72 00:02:57,453 --> 00:02:59,040 It was just a flat old tennis ball. 73 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:01,733 Sometimes I don't know why he does the things he does. 74 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,286 LOIS: At least she's not suing us. 75 00:03:03,321 --> 00:03:04,736 You just be thankful we have 76 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:06,427 absolutely nothing of value in this house. 77 00:03:06,462 --> 00:03:07,601 Count your blessings, son. 78 00:03:07,635 --> 00:03:08,671 I talked to Mrs. Griffin. 79 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:09,948 This is what's going to happen. 80 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,019 You are going to go there every day after school 81 00:03:12,053 --> 00:03:14,090 and help that poor old woman until her arm heals. 82 00:03:14,124 --> 00:03:15,125 Every day? 83 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,955 Not one word! Every day. 84 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:17,990 [telephone rings] 85 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:18,957 End of story. 86 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,614 Hello? 87 00:03:20,648 --> 00:03:22,132 Hey, Ma, listen, 88 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:23,755 did you happen to talk to Richie's mom recently? 89 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:25,239 Yeah, as a matter of fact I did. 90 00:03:25,274 --> 00:03:26,896 I ran into her at work the other day. 91 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:28,449 Did you happen to talk about Richie at all? 92 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:29,450 Oh, that poor woman. 93 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:30,831 Do you know how much grief 94 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:32,557 that boy is putting her through? 95 00:03:32,591 --> 00:03:34,455 I told her if she had a brain in her head, 96 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:37,078 she'd pack him off to military school and straighten him out 97 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:38,666 before he got into serious trouble. 98 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:40,565 Okay, thanks. Got to go. 99 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:44,085 Well, it wasn't her. 100 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,922 [blades grinding backpack] 101 00:03:52,956 --> 00:03:54,786 I need a new backpack. 102 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:58,445 Again? How do you keep ruining them? I don't know. 103 00:03:58,479 --> 00:04:00,170 Well, I'm not buying you another backpack. 104 00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:02,103 You just find something in the closet. 105 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:03,243 Okay. 106 00:04:14,219 --> 00:04:17,118 Okay, maybe it's a good thing that I'm doing this. 107 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:19,293 I'm not saying I'm completely to blame, 108 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,190 but in a way I am responsible. 109 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:24,264 I guess I wastrespassing, and I did hip-check her. 110 00:04:26,714 --> 00:04:29,303 And who knows, maybe she won't be that bad. 111 00:04:29,338 --> 00:04:31,201 Maybe she'll be like a grandma-- 112 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:34,170 well, not like mygrandma-- like a nice grandma. 113 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,827 Hi, I'm Malcolm. 114 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:37,518 I'm the kid who broke your arm. 115 00:04:37,553 --> 00:04:38,588 I'm really sorry. 116 00:04:38,623 --> 00:04:39,693 Here, fill this up. 117 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:42,282 I'm not having any druggies in my house. 118 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:54,915 God, she's like a homeless person, 119 00:04:54,949 --> 00:04:57,366 and this house is her shopping cart. 120 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:02,025 Get out of the way, you damn ugly beast. 121 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,544 What'd you do, stupid? 122 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:06,409 What?Does this look like a rubber band jar to you? 123 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:08,204 Thisis a rubber band jar. 124 00:05:08,238 --> 00:05:10,171 Are you ignorant or just stupid? 125 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:11,932 Neither. There's no such thing... 126 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:13,278 Did you finish moving my papers? 127 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,383 Almost. 128 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:15,763 Do you read all these? 129 00:05:15,798 --> 00:05:16,937 What, are you writing a book? 130 00:05:16,971 --> 00:05:18,145 Just move 'em. 131 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:21,666 What are you? 132 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,599 What, like how old? 133 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:25,497 No, what are you? 134 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:27,292 Polack? Swede? 135 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,362 Apache? 136 00:05:28,397 --> 00:05:30,088 I really don't know. 137 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:33,298 Uh-huh, a mutt. 138 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,577 Well, whatever you are, stay away from my liquor. 139 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,890 Look, it's almost 5:00, I'm going to get going soon. 140 00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:40,581 Really? 141 00:05:40,616 --> 00:05:44,033 I didn't realize my arm stopped being broken at 5:00. 142 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:45,862 What am I going to do for dinner? 143 00:05:45,897 --> 00:05:47,519 Can't you just order take-out? 144 00:05:47,554 --> 00:05:49,728 I'm not giving those Mexicans my money. 145 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:51,074 They're as bad 146 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:53,870 as that Lithuanian that fixed my screens. 147 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:55,769 Boy, did he love ice cubes. 148 00:05:55,803 --> 00:05:58,081 Those 'Wanians and their ice cubes. 149 00:05:58,116 --> 00:06:00,567 I can't believe how horrible she is. 150 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:02,465 I'm just going to ignore her. 151 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,261 But you just try and get those people 152 00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:06,607 to pay for anything. 153 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:08,575 Oh, he got his special ice. 154 00:06:08,609 --> 00:06:10,818 I suppose you're Dutch. 155 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,406 You got eyes like a Dutchman-- 156 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:13,407 real pinny. 157 00:06:13,442 --> 00:06:15,340 You got those pinny Dutch eyes. 158 00:06:21,104 --> 00:06:22,451 What's that?My new backpack. 159 00:06:22,485 --> 00:06:25,281 Dewey, that's not a backpack; that's Mom's purse. 160 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:27,352 Now, go back and get something else.No. 161 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,906 Dewey, you're wearing an invitation to an ass-kicking. 162 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:32,633 I like it.Look... I don't think you understand. 163 00:06:32,668 --> 00:06:35,256 Kids like me are dreaming about something like this. 164 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:37,431 We look around the playground and we see 165 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,847 normal kid, normal kid, and a kid with a purse. 166 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:41,849 Who do you think's going to get creamed? 167 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,679 Is one of the normal kids fat? 168 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:44,783 It doesn't matter! 169 00:06:44,818 --> 00:06:46,544 He's going to be fat every day. 170 00:06:46,578 --> 00:06:49,443 Now, the kid with the purse, he might not wear it again. 171 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:50,927 I don't care. I like it. 172 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,481 Give me that! No! 173 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:54,206 You don't know what these animals are capable of! 174 00:06:54,241 --> 00:06:55,104 Let go! 175 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,381 [grunting angrily] 176 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,384 I'm trying to protect you! 177 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:03,457 Richie, what are you doing? 178 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:04,493 We have inspection. 179 00:07:04,527 --> 00:07:06,218 You can't sleep all morning. 180 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:09,636 Dude... not cool. 181 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:10,637 Richie, 182 00:07:10,671 --> 00:07:11,638 this isn't like home. 183 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:13,087 You can't do whatever you want. 184 00:07:13,122 --> 00:07:14,157 These guys are hard-core. 185 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:17,195 And also, there are some crappy flat pillows. 186 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,403 Who do I talk to about that? 187 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,542 MAN: Ten hut! 188 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:22,372 [whispers]: Stand up. 189 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:28,655 Pajamas, Cadet? 190 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:30,829 Sir, I'm sorry for my fellow cadet's appearance. 191 00:07:30,864 --> 00:07:32,244 He's fresh from civilian life 192 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:34,039 and is taking a little time to adjust. 193 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:36,317 Hey, are you the dude who hands out the guns? 194 00:07:37,215 --> 00:07:38,630 And you can see 195 00:07:38,665 --> 00:07:39,838 he's very anxious to assimilate himself 196 00:07:39,873 --> 00:07:41,737 into our military lifestyle. 197 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,359 What's your name, Cadet? 198 00:07:43,393 --> 00:07:44,912 Richie. Pleasure. 199 00:07:44,947 --> 00:07:46,914 Listen closely, Cadet. 200 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:50,780 This is not going to be easy for you. 201 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:52,057 Your family sent you here 202 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:54,404 because you couldn't handle it at home. 203 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:55,751 Maybe you were coddled. 204 00:07:55,785 --> 00:07:57,925 Well, there is no coddling here. 205 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,030 You make a mistake 206 00:07:59,064 --> 00:08:00,756 and you will be punished. 207 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:04,691 Be aware, Cadet, I am keeping my eye on you. 208 00:08:04,725 --> 00:08:07,210 [laughs] 209 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:08,488 Good one. 210 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,592 Pardon? 211 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:11,387 You're keeping your eye on me. 212 00:08:11,421 --> 00:08:13,458 You know, you got only one eye. 213 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,598 [laughs]: Like Popeye. 214 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:18,325 I think it's cool that you're cool with it. 215 00:08:19,602 --> 00:08:21,984 [chuckles] 216 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:23,537 That's amusing. 217 00:08:23,572 --> 00:08:26,506 I've never heard that before. 218 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,266 Carry on. 219 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,405 [chuckling] 220 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:31,511 Popeye. 221 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,270 Quite amusing. 222 00:08:35,273 --> 00:08:38,309 Is he like our butler or something? 223 00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:42,280 I can't close my eyes. 224 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,316 Every time I do, I see what was under that robe 225 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:45,559 on the inside of my eyelids. 226 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:47,354 I can't go back there. 227 00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:49,563 Malcolm, why aren't you over at Mrs. Griffin's? 228 00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:50,771 She said she doesn't need me anymore. 229 00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:52,324 There's some new medicine. 230 00:08:52,359 --> 00:08:53,325 It's good for old people's bones. 231 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,810 She has a lot of pride. 232 00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:56,708 I think it bothers her when I'm over there. 233 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:59,918 I am so sorry. 234 00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:01,126 GRIFFIN: That's all right. 235 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:02,852 I'm sure, when I was his age, 236 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:04,958 I wouldn't want to hang around 237 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:07,995 with some old person whose arm I had broken. 238 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:10,170 [moaning] 239 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:16,625 You're a mean, thoughtless little boy. 240 00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:17,867 Trying to make an old woman 241 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:19,869 suffer more than she already has. 242 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:20,974 Yes, ma'am. 243 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:23,114 You're a nasty little liar, aren't you? 244 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:26,289 Well, liar, you're the one that's going to suffer 245 00:09:26,324 --> 00:09:29,223 as soon as we pick up my prescription and get home. 246 00:09:29,258 --> 00:09:32,433 Ooh, damn cast itches like a Greek sailor. 247 00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:34,056 [car horn honks] 248 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,610 Stop pawing at me! 249 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:37,887 Hey, Dewey. 250 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:38,992 You know what? 251 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,062 I've been thinking. 252 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:42,029 You know how I never give you anything 253 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:43,410 for your birthday? 254 00:09:43,444 --> 00:09:44,514 Yeah... 255 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:46,378 Well, here. 256 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:47,345 Happy birthday! 257 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,829 I already have a backpack. 258 00:09:48,864 --> 00:09:49,899 Not like this one. 259 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:51,936 See, this one has a whistle. 260 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,006 [blowing] 261 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,317 Why are you flinching? 262 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:55,664 I'm giving you something nice. 263 00:09:55,698 --> 00:09:56,837 But I'm not going to take it. 264 00:09:56,872 --> 00:09:58,770 Here, just hold it. No. 265 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:00,634 Why won't you let me do something nice?! 266 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:02,015 I don't want it! 267 00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:03,050 You're going to wear this 268 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:04,880 and there's nothing you can do about it! 269 00:10:04,914 --> 00:10:07,123 Dad, you have to do something about Dewey 270 00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:08,469 taking Mom's purse to school. 271 00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:10,333 Don't worry, son, it's just a phase. 272 00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:12,750 Aren't you worried about how this reflects on you as a parent? 273 00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:15,200 Reese, one boy's purse is another boy's book bag... 274 00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:16,236 if he's European. 275 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:18,100 Besides, I can't tell you how many times 276 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:20,447 I've been jealous of your mother and her purse. 277 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:22,552 You know, we men have to shove our whole lives 278 00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:25,417 in a little square of leather that we then have to sit on. 279 00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:27,696 I'm not saying that I condone it, 280 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:30,215 but I am saying, let Dewey have his purse. 281 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:33,943 Perhaps he'll blaze a trail for the rest of us. 282 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:37,775 I don't think these new pills are working. 283 00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:40,087 I keep taking them 284 00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:42,400 and I don't feel anything. 285 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,955 Don't be stingy with that lotion. 286 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:50,615 You're going to need a knife when you get to the corns. 287 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,272 If I didn't know any better, 288 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:56,103 I'd say that new doctor was Hungarian. 289 00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:58,450 Dr. Freeman. 290 00:10:58,485 --> 00:10:59,382 Freeman. 291 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,522 Ha. 292 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:04,594 If that's not an Ellis Island hand-me-down, 293 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:08,426 I'll eat my Sunday hat. 294 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,290 I don't think you're supposed to take 295 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:11,636 those pills with alcohol. 296 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,329 Ooh, now you're worried about me. 297 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:18,505 Where was that when you broke this arm? 298 00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:19,817 You're just like that... 299 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:23,303 that nosy Kraut cleaning lady of mine. 300 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:25,339 Your hands are similar, too. 301 00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:27,894 Small. 302 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,689 Like a girl's. 303 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,140 Okay, that's enough. 304 00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,555 You're a horrible person 305 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,798 and I hate you! 306 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,111 I know I'm not supposed to hate people, 307 00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:40,630 but if anybody should be hated, it's you! 308 00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,529 [snoring] 309 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:48,397 It's a good thing you called us. 310 00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:49,778 How long has she been like this? 311 00:11:49,812 --> 00:11:51,572 Hours. 312 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:54,058 She passes out for awhile, wakes up, takes more pills, 313 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:55,369 and passes out again. 314 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:57,475 Pernabutol.What's the dosage? 315 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,787 Hundred milligrams, two by three. 316 00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:01,410 She taking Fermatram with that? 317 00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:02,549 I doubt it. 318 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,896 That's been contraindicated since '87. 319 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:08,658 No, this seems like a pretty straightforward alcohol/sedative reaction. 320 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:09,694 Absolutely. 321 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,696 If she's anything like my mom, 322 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,733 Mrs. Griffin will be knocked loopy 323 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,804 for the next three and a half hours. 324 00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:18,013 We're completely unsupervised. 325 00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,255 Are you thinking 326 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,050 what I'm thinking? 327 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,607 [playing ragtime music] 328 00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:33,062 Is this what you were thinking? 329 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:34,374 Not even remotely. 330 00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:37,135 I was thinking more along the lines of... 331 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,971 Why doesn't he have to cut his hair? 332 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:46,662 I don't know. 333 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,802 Why does Spangler let him wear a bathrobe to class? 334 00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:49,941 I don't know. 335 00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:51,287 Maybe he saved Spangler's life. 336 00:12:51,322 --> 00:12:53,255 He didn't save Spangler's life. 337 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,913 Well, it's got to be something, because it's just not right. 338 00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:58,778 Richie. 339 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,434 Take a quarter from me. 340 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:01,781 Thanks, Chief. 341 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,023 No problem, Richie. 342 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:04,991 You guys talking about Spangler's son? 343 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,440 He's not Spangler's son. 344 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:08,235 I grew up with him. He's a screwup. 345 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,859 He's a slack dumbass who lives in his mother's basement. 346 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,308 It's got to be Spangler. 347 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:13,758 He must be mellowing. 348 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,001 CADET: Sir! 349 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:16,416 Sir! 350 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,798 Cadets. 351 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:19,971 What's up, Chief? 352 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,669 LLOYD: I've been onto you from the start. 353 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:30,982 Not once did you pull any wool 354 00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:33,191 over this boy's eyes. 355 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:36,298 You come in here, put a paper lantern around a lightbulb 356 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:39,128 and, lo and behold, you're the Queen of the Nile. 357 00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:40,543 I say ha! 358 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,649 [Southern accent]: I've always depended 359 00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:45,583 on the kindness of strangers. 360 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:49,345 Stella! Stella! 361 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,762 Whoo! Yeah! 362 00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:54,385 That was great! 363 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,490 What's next? 364 00:13:56,525 --> 00:13:57,733 I have no idea. 365 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,908 We've done everything we can do in this house. 366 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:01,875 It can't be over. Come on, think. 367 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:05,741 With our brains and your gift for reckless, antisocial behavior 368 00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:08,433 there's got to be something else we can do. 369 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,162 I've never felt more alive. 370 00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:15,751 We're outlaws. Whoo! 371 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,063 This rocks! 372 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:20,204 Hey, I think 45 minutes of rubbing out corns 373 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,551 is worth at least an hour joyride. 374 00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:25,071 At the best, you ignored us. 375 00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:27,694 At the worst, you tormented us. 376 00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:30,041 Now, the tables have turned. 377 00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:33,527 The Krelboynes are mobile. 378 00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:36,599 Behold our derring-do! 379 00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:38,774 What? 380 00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:40,534 What's going on? 381 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,382 She saw me. She saw me. 382 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,590 I am so dead. 383 00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:03,074 We're all dead. 384 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,938 I'm not going to get into a good college. 385 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,629 Mom is going to kill me. 386 00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:08,390 We should just end this. 387 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,911 We should drive off a cliff, like Thelma and Louise. 388 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,397 Why does everything end in a group suicide with you? 389 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,261 Okay, okay. Stop panicking. 390 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,919 Let's all just calm down, and think about this, okay? 391 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,300 Okay, first of all, I don't think she saw you guys. 392 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:25,303 So there's no reason we all should get in trouble, and... 393 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,787 Guys? 394 00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:34,554 Stevie, want some help? 395 00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:37,350 Pop... the trunk. 396 00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:38,868 [knock at door] 397 00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,491 Entrez. 398 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,218 Sir, it's about Richie.Is he all right? 399 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,978 He's more than all right, he's in heaven. 400 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:47,256 Don't you think you've been letting him slide a little? 401 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,431 Yes.You're letting him get away with murder. 402 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:50,466 I certainly am. 403 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:51,951 Are you aware that he thinks 404 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,469 he's immune to any punishment? 405 00:15:53,504 --> 00:15:55,161 That he can do whatever he wants? 406 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:56,817 I am, and he can. 407 00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:58,474 Sir... 408 00:15:58,509 --> 00:16:00,545 are you just messing with my head? 409 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,272 It's not always about you,Cadet. 410 00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:04,998 Well, then, what is it? 411 00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:10,866 Francis, I'm not an idiot. 412 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:14,145 Don't you think that I know Richie is a moron? 413 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,526 Hell, he is a cancer. 414 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,700 He is a cancer to be eradicated. 415 00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:21,014 If Richie's attitude spread to the other cadets, 416 00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:24,086 there's no telling what it would do to Marlin. 417 00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:26,468 What do you mean? You're treating him like a god. 418 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:30,058 And that makes the other cadets furious, doesn't it? 419 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:32,405 It makes them want to hurt him... 420 00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:34,407 to hurt your little friend? 421 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:37,030 Wait a minute... you're turning us against him. 422 00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:39,584 You want us to get rid of Richie ourselves. 423 00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:42,311 Bravo, Cadet. 424 00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:46,005 You see, every threat to Marlin must be treated differently. 425 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,215 You, Francis, had to be beaten down, like a dog. 426 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:53,081 Richie is being killed with kindness... 427 00:16:53,115 --> 00:16:57,223 or at least pummeled into unconsciousness. 428 00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:59,225 Oh, that is pretty clever, sir. 429 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:02,090 But what makes you think I won't just tell Richie 430 00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:03,160 about your plan? 431 00:17:03,194 --> 00:17:04,540 Oh, feel free. 432 00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:06,335 But I don't think you will. 433 00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,165 He's my best friend. Why wouldn't I tell him? 434 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,752 Because you hate him, too. 435 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:12,271 You're resentful of all the special privileges 436 00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:14,377 that he gets-- the expensive dinners, 437 00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,276 the use of the Academy golf cart... 438 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,209 the way he gets shiatsu massages 439 00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:20,280 when the rest of you are suffering 440 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:21,592 through survival training. 441 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:22,765 That doesn't matter. 442 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,077 Of course I would tell him. 443 00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:25,630 I would be a traitor if I didn't. 444 00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:28,425 You would be, wouldn't you? 445 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,362 Richie... 446 00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:34,743 No time to talk, man. 447 00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:36,262 Wait, this is important. 448 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:37,401 Dude, watch it. 449 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,230 This shirt was a gift from Edwin. 450 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:40,404 It cost 200 bucks. 451 00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:42,406 Richie, I'm trying to tell you something. 452 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,924 Well, you'd better say it quick. 453 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,099 Edwin'll freak if I'm late for the match. 454 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:48,688 We've got early dinner reservations. 455 00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:49,827 You know what? 456 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,070 It can wait. 457 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,071 Fine. 458 00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:56,454 No, wait. 459 00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:57,731 I have to tell you this. 460 00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:00,217 You're my friend, and I owe it to you. 461 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,942 Spangler is only being nice to you 462 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:04,635 so that we all hate you and beat the snot out of you. 463 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,775 I can't believe it. 464 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,121 I know. 465 00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:10,813 You're jealous of me and Edwin being buds, 466 00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,747 so you're trying to shove a wedge between us. 467 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,922 That's sad, man. 468 00:18:15,956 --> 00:18:18,338 Just remember I told you. 469 00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,305 Whatever, man. 470 00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:22,101 Sour grapes. 471 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,309 But I told you. 472 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:24,344 Whatever. 473 00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:28,935 RICHIE: Hey, dudes, cool hoods. 474 00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:31,455 [punching and grunting] 475 00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:33,491 Ow! 476 00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:34,630 [gasps] 477 00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:35,838 Think! Think! 478 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,219 I'm a genius. 479 00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:39,911 I can think of something. 480 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,844 Why can't I think of something? 481 00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:45,365 Where you been, car thief? 482 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,678 Come back to steal my jewelry? 483 00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:48,851 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 484 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,543 It was a horrible mistake. 485 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:53,062 I don't know why I would do something so stupid, 486 00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:54,374 but I did and I'm sorry. 487 00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:56,514 [brakes screech] 488 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,206 Oh, my God, my mom's here. 489 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,173 What am I going to do? 490 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,073 You're a good lady. You're a good person. 491 00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:05,903 Please, if you have any shred of decency 492 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,663 you'll give me a five-second head start 493 00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:09,182 so I can head towards Mexico. 494 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,873 [knock at door] 495 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:12,358 Please, I'm begging you. 496 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:14,601 You don't know what she's capable of. 497 00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:16,327 [knocking continues] 498 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,090 Malcolm, get your things. We're going home. 499 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,540 I am so sorry for all of this. 500 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:23,748 Sorry for what? 501 00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:24,853 My son stole your car... 502 00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:26,406 and he was out joyriding in it. 503 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:27,683 Joyriding? 504 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,098 That was no joyride for me. 505 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,239 I was passed out in the backseat. 506 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:32,101 What? 507 00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:33,724 I made a mistake 508 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,071 with my medication, and he drove me to the hospital. 509 00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,555 Huh? 510 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,455 He was driving you to the hospital? 511 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,284 Yes, who else is going to do it? 512 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:44,355 I'm just an old woman. I live alone. 513 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:46,875 Malcolm, when there's an emergency, 514 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,532 you should come to us. 515 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,119 Yeah, you're right. 516 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,191 I don't know what I was thinking. 517 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,261 Because I wasn't thinking 518 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:56,160 and I just did it. 519 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,368 I'm sorry. 520 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,612 And I... yeah. 521 00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:02,615 Well, it was pretty quick thinking. 522 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:04,133 He's a good boy. 523 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:06,791 I don't know what I would have done without him. 524 00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:07,792 Thanks. 525 00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:09,484 In fact, he's so kind... 526 00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:11,831 he offered to come help me beforeschool 527 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,212 every day, too. 528 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,007 Before school? 529 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,146 Really? 530 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,632 I thought that was too much, too. 531 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:23,152 Especially since these old bones heal so slowly... 532 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:24,706 it'll be months. 533 00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:27,778 But he insisted. 534 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,918 Didn't you? 535 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,644 Yeah. 536 00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:34,440 Ooh, these corns are burning. 537 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:37,063 You'd better go get the lotion. 538 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,308 Well, I'll leave you to your work. 539 00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:43,034 Guess you won't be coming home for supper. 540 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:46,141 And to think, I was all ready to punish you. 541 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:52,423 Don't just stand there, thief. 542 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,529 Let's go. 543 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,532 Hey! 544 00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,292 Here's your stupid backpack back. 545 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:01,018 BOY: What's up with the flower field? 546 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,089 Hey, Percy, I love your purse. 547 00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:05,609 It's for his own good. 548 00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:07,024 It's a book bag. 549 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,439 It's a girl's purse. 550 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:09,682 That makes you a girl. 551 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:10,648 No, it doesn't. 552 00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,167 Are you calling me a liar? 553 00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:13,824 Aah! Get him! 554 00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:15,308 [groans] 555 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,657 [groans][groans] 556 00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:27,907 Nice!