1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:02,872 I'm home. 2 00:00:02,915 --> 00:00:03,960 Hi, honey. 3 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:05,092 We're on our own tonight. 4 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:06,963 I thought maybe we'd go out to dinner. 5 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,051 Where are the kids? 6 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,270 Malcolm's over at Stevie's. 7 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,098 Reese has got hockey practice. 8 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:14,231 Dewey's at Billy's... or one of the neighbor kids. 9 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:16,190 So, we're on our own. 10 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,235 What are you in the mood for? 11 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:26,113 That has got to be a new record. 12 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:29,638 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 13 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:32,206 ♪ I don't know 14 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:35,252 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 15 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:37,428 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 16 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:40,170 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 17 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:42,259 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 18 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:44,261 ♪ And you're not so big 19 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:47,003 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,136 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 21 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,442 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 22 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:54,141 ♪ And you're not so big 23 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:57,840 ♪ Life is unfair. 24 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,934 There you go. 25 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:07,458 People are always asking our class to volunteer for stuff. 26 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,243 They just assume we're social rejects 27 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:10,722 with nothing better to do. 28 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:11,941 It's true. 29 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,682 I just don't like having it thrown in my face. 30 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:16,467 So, our school needs a kid about your age 31 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,252 to be in our school play. 32 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:19,340 It'll be a lot of fun. 33 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,733 The play is by a guy named William Shakespeare. 34 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:24,171 He was a writer way back in the olden times. 35 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,607 He was a syphilitic drunk 36 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,392 fronting for the 14th Earl of Oxford. 37 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,264 Why can't you leave the Bard alone? 38 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:33,267 So he didn't have the benefit of higher education. 39 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,921 How many PhDs have written King Lear? 40 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,706 [all arguing] 41 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:38,489 Now, now, now. 42 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,361 Try to remember we have a guest. 43 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:44,191 Let's save our heated words for Open Forum Friday. 44 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,279 Meghan, continue. 45 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,716 Whoever he was, he had a pointy little beard 46 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,544 and he wrote a really good play called 47 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,372 A Midsummer Night's Dream. 48 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,417 We need someone to play the Changeling Boy. 49 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,289 Okay, before anyone gets too excited, 50 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:56,725 there is a downside. 51 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,379 You'll probably have to miss class. 52 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,641 I'll do it!He can't. 53 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,860 We're working on a secret project that... 54 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,299 I've said too much. 55 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:08,258 Okay, I thought we agreed no more 56 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:09,738 secret projects. 57 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:12,306 Some of you still don't have your eyebrows back 58 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,308 from your last secret project. 59 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:15,396 I can do both. 60 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,353 All right, just as long 61 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:18,877 as you know where your priorities are. 62 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,314 I can go now. 63 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,098 [overlapping chatter] 64 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:34,328 GIRL: Did you see her necklace? I used to think she was so boring, 65 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,417 but now that she's bi-curious, she's just 66 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:37,287 so much, I don't know, cooler. 67 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,462 Oh, my God, that is so true. 68 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,898 She's, like, totally changed personalities 69 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,204 since she's been wheat-free. 70 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,205 GIRL 1: Oh, and have you heard? 71 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:44,294 Mark is totally out of that swing thing, 72 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,861 which is so over, and into goth... 73 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,297 Oh, On the Road. 74 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:50,257 I read that. It's a really good book. 75 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,998 That's Travis. He has angst. 76 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,565 Look at all these people. 77 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,089 They're pierced, they're brooding. 78 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,353 They're wearing weird clothes. 79 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,268 They don't care about anything. 80 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:04,009 It's like a room full of Francises. 81 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,489 GRIEB: Okay, people... 82 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,275 We're doing act three, scene two. 83 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,798 Oberon! Puck! 84 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:10,668 Where's my Puck? 85 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:13,062 I think he has a wrestling meet. 86 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,151 Hey, you. 87 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,500 Changeling Boy. 88 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,241 Can you read?Yeah. 89 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,373 You got half these kids beat. 90 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,809 Read Puck for the day. 91 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,724 Page 27. 92 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,161 [clears throat] 93 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,251 "This is thy negligence. 94 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,514 "Still thou mistak'st 95 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:35,258 "Or commit'st thy knaveries willfully. 96 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,391 "Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook. 97 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,480 "Did not you tell me I should know the man 98 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,438 "by the Athenian garments he had on? 99 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:44,049 "And so far blameless proves my enterprise. 100 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:47,139 "That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes. 101 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,184 And so far..." 102 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,664 You went from a part with no lines 103 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,753 to the lead in the high school play? 104 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:52,536 Oh, that's great. 105 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,190 It's not a musical, is it? 106 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,061 No.That's great. 107 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:57,324 Dude, you play a fairy? 108 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,455 Not just any fairy, Reese. 109 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,979 He's the biggest fairy in the whole play. 110 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:01,937 I am so proud of you. 111 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,286 Rehearsals are every night. 112 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,201 You have to get me there by 5:00. 113 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,333 Every night? 114 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,943 Oh, yeah, we build sets on the weekends. 115 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,293 Okay, we can do this. If I go into work early, 116 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:13,296 I can get off in enough time to drop you off at rehearsal 117 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,297 before I take Reese to hockey-- 118 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,343 except the days Reese has detention. 119 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,344 And then Dewey's home alone. 120 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,519 I'll take care of it. 121 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,390 I can rearrange my schedule for a couple weeks. 122 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,349 It'll be fun spending some time together. 123 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,567 Can we run over things in the car 124 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,700 like we did last time?Da-da-shh... 125 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,443 It was already dead. 126 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,533 Hmm, this is your best guacamole yet, Joe. 127 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:35,492 Thanks. The secret is fresh lime juice. Yeah. 128 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,365 Commandant on the floor. 129 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:39,366 SPANGLER: No, no... 130 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,455 Please don't let me disturb you. 131 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,413 Make yourselves at home. 132 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,548 Wait a minute. 133 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:51,247 This is not your home. 134 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:57,122 This is not your mama's house. 135 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,428 There's no maid here 136 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,777 to clean up your toys, 137 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:03,781 and, yet, as I look around this institution of learning, 138 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:07,263 I see video games, I see girlie magazines. 139 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,787 And I see Garth... 140 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:15,140 Garth Vader defiling our Wall of Remembrance. 141 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:20,624 Well, clearly things have gotten a little lax around here. 142 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,627 I blame myself, but it is you who will suffer. 143 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:26,500 From now on, there will be weekly inspections. 144 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:30,373 And you will relinquish all non-standard-issue 145 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,419 personal effects and artwork. 146 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:35,204 It is time for you to learn that true happiness 147 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,641 comes from within. 148 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:40,383 Is that why you're so happy, sir? 149 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:44,518 I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl, Cadet. 150 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:45,823 Okay, spaghetti, 151 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,173 toilet cleaner, glitter for Malcolm's costume... 152 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:49,261 I think that's it. 153 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,089 Oh, my God, is that right? 154 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,743 What time do you have? 155 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:53,744 Uh, 5:45. 156 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:54,832 5:45? 157 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,444 That's not possible. I... 158 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,315 dropped off Malcolm, picked up Reese. 159 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,623 Dinner's in the oven. 160 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,015 Huh. 161 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:04,668 What is it? 162 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:08,193 I have the next 25 minutes free. 163 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,630 How did you manage that? 164 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,893 Did you leave a kid somewhere? 165 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:17,115 No, no, they're, they're all accounted for. 166 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:19,117 What are you going to do? 167 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,555 I don't know. 168 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:24,471 Huh? Yeah, um... 169 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:27,474 I don't know. 170 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,432 So this goes here? 171 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,478 Yeah, and that should do it. 172 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,654 Hey, these were in English. 173 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:34,655 This is nice. 174 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:37,701 Never looks like the box when I do it alone. 175 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:38,572 Me either. 176 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,704 We make a good team. 177 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,449 All right. 178 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,668 You start on Main Street. 179 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:48,582 I'll do University Place 180 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,280 and we'll meet at the bistro, say... noon-ish? 181 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:01,682 Would you like a massage? 182 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,726 Oh, I don't know. 183 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,512 I'm really not a massage person. 184 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:08,340 It only takes 15 minutes. 185 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,733 Well... 186 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:12,344 I do have some time to kill. 187 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,478 I am not taking off my shirt. 188 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:18,699 And I'm warning you, I've never been hypnotized. 189 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:21,092 And I've never been relaxed. 190 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,749 Hmm. 191 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:29,013 That actually feels... 192 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,540 ...feels... 193 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,455 pretty good. 194 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,679 [weeping] 195 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,555 "Pleading for a lover's fee 196 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,426 "Shall we their fond pageant see? 197 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,863 "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" 198 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,692 I am very upset with you, Malcolm. 199 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,086 You've made me care again. 200 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,435 [girls giggling] 201 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,784 Malcolm, that was terrific. 202 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,656 God, I'd give anything to be as good as you. 203 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,571 I mean, if you're this good now, 204 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:07,574 imagine how amazing you're going to be when you're 15. 205 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:11,099 And think of how cute he's going to be when he's 15. 206 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:12,622 [all giggle] 207 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,537 Oh, my God. Did I just giggle? 208 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:15,756 STEVIE: Did you just... 209 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,366 giggle? 210 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,542 Stevie, what are you doing here? 211 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:20,543 You missed... 212 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,415 [breathlessly]: the meeting. 213 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:26,767 You're jeopardi... 214 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,247 zing... 215 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,598 our project. 216 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:34,251 Great. See you in class. 217 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,558 I wonder if I could just go straight to high school? 218 00:08:36,602 --> 00:08:38,909 I've been told skipping grades stunts you socially, 219 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,736 but I think I've been lied to. 220 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,350 But, sir, that's a photo of my sister. 221 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,917 To you she's your sister. 222 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:50,181 To the other cadets she's a... distraction. 223 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:53,358 Now, if you need me to go into more detail on that, 224 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,621 I will. 225 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:57,319 How long are those sideburns, Cadet? 226 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,844 This is crazy. 227 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,454 Even prisoners can have photographs. 228 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,631 Spangler's trying to take away the things that remind us 229 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,589 we're still human. 230 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,156 Francis, don't rock the boat. 231 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,026 I don't care anymore. 232 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,594 It's time to take a last desperate stand 233 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,422 for individuality and freedom! 234 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,605 LOIS: Malcolm! Reese! Get a move on! 235 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,606 Oh, good God, Hal, 236 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:26,435 when are you going to clean this up? 237 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:27,828 Malcolm! Reese! Let's go! 238 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:30,744 Honey, I promised Dewey I'd spend time with him. 239 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,615 This must have cost a fortune. 240 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,748 Oh... we'll talk about this later. 241 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:37,794 Some of us have places to be! 242 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,670 So, Dewey, I'm thinking our little community 243 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:44,627 can use a school. 244 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:45,846 Don't need it. 245 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,674 Everyone's born smart. 246 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,632 Oh, that's beautiful, son. 247 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:50,981 It's a utopia. 248 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:54,419 And anyone stupid will be ground up for food. 249 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,638 Ah... 250 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,509 a cannibal utopia. 251 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,250 Interesting. 252 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,821 Oh, you're still here? 253 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,563 I was just doing some shopping 254 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,783 and I thought while I was here, 255 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:13,134 you know, I'd, I'd stop over and say "hi." 256 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,574 Oh, my God. 257 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,795 How do you do that? 258 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,797 Release points. 259 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,452 This one releases the mind. 260 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:31,021 This one releases the heart. 261 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:37,245 And you know what this one does. 262 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:40,901 Wow. 263 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:44,252 [kids talking] 264 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,907 We need... to talk. 265 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,952 You've missed our last five secret meetings, 266 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,694 and our test-run's in less than 20 minutes. 267 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,391 Why do you hate us? 268 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,828 Guys, I don't hate you. 269 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,830 I've just been really busy. 270 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,701 We're still friends. 271 00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,571 Really? 272 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,703 Of course. 273 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,965 So, you're not bailing on the project? 274 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,967 No. Then you have the final figures? 275 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,839 Yeah, I worked on them all night after rehearsal. 276 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,144 They're in my desk. 277 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,105 Here. 278 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:11,975 [sniffing] 279 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,848 It was the other kids who doubted you. 280 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,284 Hey, Malcolm... 281 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,807 You need a ride? 282 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,635 I got to go. 283 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,071 Come on, get in. 284 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,073 Hi, Malcolm. 285 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,161 Hey. 286 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,950 She's distracted. 287 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,734 We have to do it now. 288 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,563 The program is running. 289 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,003 Let's light this candle. 290 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,005 Ignition... 291 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:45,356 in... 292 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,360 five... 293 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:53,147 four... 294 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,453 three... 295 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,545 ALL: Yeah! 296 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,156 Blast off. 297 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:06,726 Its trajectory seems rather peculiar. 298 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,601 [all laughing] 299 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:16,387 [screaming] 300 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,129 Okay, there are any number of reasons 301 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,827 why that might have gone wrong. 302 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:24,439 Where... is it? 303 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,531 [all scream]Take cover! 304 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,926 I work hard, too. 305 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,711 But I manage to make it to the Lamaze class. 306 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,324 [all screaming] 307 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,812 We had a vote. We want you to get rid of the plant. 308 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,814 You're going to get us all in trouble 309 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,381 with this little stunt of yours. 310 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,686 This isn't a stunt. 311 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,601 It's an act of defiance. 312 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,081 It's a plant. 313 00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,388 Can't you see this isn't about a plant? 314 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:03,304 It's about fighting tyranny, fascism and oppression. 315 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,306 When Spangler sees this, he'll know 316 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,526 that he didn't crush our spirit and he never will. 317 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,832 It's not worth the risk. 318 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,225 Once again, it looks 319 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:15,403 like I'm the only man around here. 320 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,970 I can't believe Nicole's wearing a dress like that. 321 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,188 You can totally see her navel. 322 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,842 If she wants to be a slut, that's fine, 323 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,061 but don't make me lose my lunch.I know. 324 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,323 She's, like, totally trying to impress David, 325 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,107 but the way he's all up in Brenda's business, 326 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,761 she didn't have a chance. 327 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,197 I can't believe how deep our conversations are getting. 328 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,069 You're never gonna believe 329 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,766 what I heard about Josh, but you can't tell anyone. 330 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,724 I overheard his stepsister while I was in the bathroom. 331 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:33,856 His half-sister or stepsister? 332 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,857 No, his stepsister. 333 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,685 That's why he can have a crush on her. 334 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,078 Ew. Ew. 335 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,081 They were just talking about me, weren't they? 336 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,343 No. We were talking about Josh. 337 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,214 Oh, my God. His father, like, totally went down 338 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,868 after catching him in the hot tub 339 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,435 with his stepsister, but you know what? 340 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,480 I don't even think he knows the whole story. 341 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,700 Whoops, that's my cue. 342 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,311 I feel guilty having so much fun at ditching the Krelboynes, 343 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,226 but I'm sure they're doing fine without me. 344 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,925 You boys are just lucky no one called the police. 345 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,883 You can't prove there's any correlation 346 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,015 between our rocket exploding 347 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,495 and Caroline giving birth in the parking lot. 348 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,715 She and the baby are fine. 349 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,282 Thanks for asking. 350 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,111 And the... rocket? 351 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,554 Oh, God, then it's true. 352 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,816 [sobs] 353 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:29,912 It's finished. 354 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,133 A perfect society. 355 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:37,267 We have done what 5,000 years of so-called civilization couldn't do. 356 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:40,531 We've created a world that works. 357 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,664 "We"? 358 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:50,280 You want to destroy it, don't you? 359 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,281 Yeah. 360 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,067 Well, I appreciate that you haven't. 361 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,765 You've shown a lot of restraint. 362 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,419 Here. 363 00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,247 Enjoy. 364 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:05,078 Oh, honey, uh, look, I know we got a little carried away, 365 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,209 but this is it, I promise. 366 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,211 That's okay. I'm going grocery shopping. 367 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,778 Didn't you just go grocery shopping? 368 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,649 Yeah, sure. No problem. 369 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,744 Thank you.Where's Mr. Li? 370 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:20,745 Excuse me? 371 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,095 The massage guy. Where is he? 372 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,097 Oh. He's not working here anymore. 373 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:24,967 What do you mean? 374 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,099 That's impossible. 375 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,231 He would never leave without telling me. 376 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,668 Well, I could try to find out where he moved to. 377 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,541 So he could leave me again? 378 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,369 Forget it! It's over! 379 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,156 I heard John has a new piercing. 380 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,853 I'll give you three guesses where, 381 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,333 and it's not the ear or belly button. 382 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,856 Well, Julie would know. She went camping with him 383 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,032 when her boyfriend was out of town. 384 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,033 John takes all the girls camping and he tries 385 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,904 to convince them to go skinny-dipping with him, 386 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,254 but I think seeing John naked would turn me off guys forever. 387 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,821 Oh, you know what we should totally do? 388 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,127 We should totally have a pool party at my house on Saturday. 389 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,345 Malcolm, want to come?Yeah. Wait. 390 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:58,218 I have something to do on Saturday. 391 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,219 Oh, yeah, the play. 392 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:08,228 Live, live, die. 393 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,142 Live, live, 394 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,188 live, live, die. 395 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,235 Hey, what happened to the judicial system 396 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:18,064 presided over by a tribunal of wise elders? 397 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,935 I had 'em lined up and shot. 398 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,763 Ah. 399 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,852 You know, son, 400 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,680 maybe you've been spending too much... 401 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,507 Silence! 402 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,639 Seize him! 403 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,041 All right, son, I think it's time 404 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,174 you goose-stepped off to bed. 405 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:45,787 Dad! You're embarrassing me in front of my men. 406 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:51,184 Hal! Why is this still here?! 407 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,837 [Lois screaming] 408 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,143 [screaming] 409 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,893 [sustained howling] 410 00:17:26,348 --> 00:17:27,568 Ow. 411 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,354 No fair! You did it without me? 412 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,228 Spangler's coming. Lose the plant. 413 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,795 Time has come. We're drawing the line. 414 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,058 This is our Alamo. 415 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,103 Well, that's a bad example, 416 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,235 but you know what I mean. 417 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,714 Ten-hut! 418 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,155 This is more like it. 419 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:52,114 Everything shipshape. 420 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,203 The commanding officer enters 421 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,336 and is greeted by straightened backs 422 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,773 and the crack of shoe leather. 423 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,517 Now I know it's been a rough couple of days, 424 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,389 but you will agree, we are the better for it. 425 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,695 We are a lean, mean 426 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,958 learning machine. 427 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,483 Now, I know that some of you think that I'm a sadist, 428 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,790 but someday you will thank me. 429 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,184 Man, that's brutal. 430 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:21,491 Is there anything we can do to cheer you up? 431 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,494 Do you have any more pictures of your sister? 432 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,715 I give him curses, yet he gives me love. 433 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,979 O that my prayers could such affection move! 434 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,198 Hal, please, stop. 435 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,329 You're making it worse. 436 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:36,158 The more I love, the more he hateth me. 437 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,595 His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine. 438 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,424 You okay, sport? 439 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,382 You can play no part for Pyramus 440 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,297 for Pyramus is a proper man as one shall see 441 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,037 in a summer's day. 442 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,169 Therefore you must... 443 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,214 Why are we here? 444 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,303 Malcolm betrayed us. 445 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,653 If you love something, let it go. 446 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,439 Save your cat poster philosophy for someone else. 447 00:18:56,483 --> 00:19:01,183 We're taking... the high road. 448 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,316 We will meet and there we may... 449 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,447 But you were totally scamming together? 450 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,014 No. We were just smacking. 451 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,277 She claims she was just "hanging out" with Andrew 452 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,018 at the party, but they were really hooking up. 453 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,237 I can't believe she would... 454 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,326 Enough. Hold, or cut both strings. 455 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,155 Was that my cue? Quick, lower me. 456 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,208 GIRLS: Oh, my God, that is so true. 457 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,123 Think of how cute he's going to be... 458 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,429 You can totally see her navel. 459 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,691 If she wants to be a slut, that's fine, 460 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,909 but don't make me lose my lunch. 461 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,389 [audience murmuring] 462 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,568 I'm totally not calling her back until she apologizes. 463 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,092 By being her friend, I enable her assy behavior. 464 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,356 [audience murmuring] 465 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,402 This must be one of those times where it feels like an eternity 466 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,404 but only a few seconds have gone by. 467 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:52,278 How come Malcolm hasn't said anything for five minutes? 468 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,153 Line. 469 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,243 Normally, I would enjoy the schadenfreude, 470 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,376 but this is just sad. 471 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,464 Psst. 472 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,814 How now, spirit? Wither wander you? 473 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,250 How now, spirit? 474 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,860 Wither wander you? 475 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:13,124 [garbled voices echoing] 476 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,387 GIRLS: Ew! 477 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,910 MAN: Who is that kid? 478 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:22,482 The King doth keep his revels here tonight. 479 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:26,442 The King doth keep his revels here tonight. 480 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,274 So, good night unto you all. 481 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,450 Give me your hands if we be friends 482 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:38,106 and Robin shall restore amends. 483 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,155 It's over? 484 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,506 But you promised me partial nudity. 485 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,985 Yeah, that was a lie. 486 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,291 And the ice cream after? 487 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,597 That, too. 488 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,559 [audience cheering] 489 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,475 [applause stops] 490 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,705 [grunting] 491 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,537 [grunting harder] 492 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,582 [sighs] 493 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,932 [sighs] 494 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:23,934 How now, spirit? 495 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,022 Wither wonder you? 496 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:28,330 The King doth keep his revels here tonight. 497 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,462 I knew I knew it! 498 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:32,334 Take heed the Queen come not within his sight 499 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,944 for Oberon is passing fell and wrath 500 00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:36,599 because that she, as her attendant, hath a lovely boy 501 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,340 stolen from the Indian king; 502 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,037 She never had so sweet a changeling.