1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:03,481 Did you get the eclairs? 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,396 I did, but they only had three left, 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,660 and I had to cut in front of an old woman to get those. 4 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:14,101 Well, I just won't have one. 5 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,928 No, no, no, no. I won't have one. 6 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,321 You and Dewey can split one. 7 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,454 That's not fair to Dewey. 8 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:21,412 Forget it. 9 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:23,893 We'll just let the boys have them. 10 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,681 [door slams] 11 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,208 False alarm. 12 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:37,950 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 13 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:40,257 ♪ I don't know 14 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:43,652 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 15 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:46,133 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 16 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:48,265 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 17 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:50,920 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 18 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,965 ♪ And you're not so big 19 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,229 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 20 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,231 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 21 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,972 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 22 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:02,801 ♪ And you're not so big 23 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:06,544 ♪ Life is unfair. 24 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:11,332 As near as I can figure, 25 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,116 my school was created for the sole purpose 26 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,378 of making me miserable. 27 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:17,512 Today in Krelboyne class, we start Medieval Week. 28 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:20,732 Where's your jester costume? 29 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,691 In my backpack. I'll wear it at school. 30 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,388 Put it on. 31 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:27,522 I didn't stay up all night making it for my health. 32 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:35,269 Bells-- oh, I forgot the bells. 33 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,139 You look so adorable. 34 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,228 You know what I love about Medieval Week? 35 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,708 Is that you can spot the Krelboynes 36 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:42,624 from super far away, and they jingle when you hit them. 37 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:43,842 HAL: Reese. 38 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,106 Leave your brother alone. 39 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,586 Although you are asking for it. 40 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,589 Okay, ready? 41 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,156 Ready? 42 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,551 Come here. 43 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:59,423 Why don't you just put a bull's-eye on my chest 44 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,294 and get it over with? 45 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:01,773 Oh, you look fine. 46 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:03,862 And Reese will tell me if you take these off. 47 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,653 When I was six, I dove in a pool and my trunks came off. 48 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,829 God, I wish I was there right now. 49 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:16,788 All right, children, it's time to begin the harvest dance. 50 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:20,357 I'd demonstrate myself, but being in my third trimester, 51 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:21,880 I don't want to risk 52 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:25,406 the placenta separating from my uterine wall. 53 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:26,407 [kids groaning] 54 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:27,625 Oh, come on. 55 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,061 We studied this. 56 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,673 There's nothing dirty about the miracle of life. 57 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:34,197 And we should all be able to discuss this openly. 58 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,764 DABNEY: Who's the father? 59 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,332 Does he... work here? 60 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,550 All right, you know, I told you 61 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:42,553 we are not playing this game again. 62 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:45,339 All right, everyone, gather their dance props, please. 63 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:48,124 Dabney, don't forget you have a dentist appointment. 64 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,609 Okay. 65 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:58,787 Your Holiness, would you start the gay-- as in happy-- 66 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,180 Harvest Procession? 67 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,184 Let's... kick it. 68 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,491 [playing medieval tune] 69 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:14,063 [bells jingling] 70 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:28,295 Dabney has three dentist appointments every week. 71 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,035 His teeth look fine to me. 72 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,168 He's not going to the dentist. 73 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,909 He's going to the "dentist." 74 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:36,912 It's a secret code for the school therapist. 75 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:42,396 How come you know that? You see the shrink, too? 76 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,485 Yes, I'm currently seeing Ms. Gilbert. 77 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,269 My mother and stepfather suggested it 78 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,531 as a preemptive strike 79 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,403 against my anger displacement tendencies. 80 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:53,189 But ultimately, therapy was my decision. 81 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,540 Not theirs... mine. 82 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,890 It was voluntary. 83 00:03:58,934 --> 00:03:59,848 Okay. 84 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:00,849 Yes, I am! 85 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:03,721 My fear of rejection is virtually gone, 86 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:07,159 and my self-worth is at an all-time high. 87 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:09,858 [music ends] 88 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,295 I really think you're going to like laundry duty, Francis. 89 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:16,298 Basically, you wash it, you dry it, you fold it. 90 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,301 You want me to go through that again? 91 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,346 No, twice was good. 92 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,652 Actually, I don't mind doing laundry. 93 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,654 Mom always thought she was punishing me, 94 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:27,528 but I always found it relaxing. 95 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,007 Geez, this detergent is awful. 96 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:31,967 This is way too coarse for our cotton blends. 97 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,447 Wasn't this stuff banned? 98 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,970 Yeah, this is what we use. 99 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:38,103 You see, there is an arrangement with the distributor. 100 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,888 We take this crappy soap off his hands, 101 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,717 and, uh, he makes it worth our while. 102 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,589 The Alabama Opera? 103 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,112 There's plenty more where that came from. 104 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,375 No thanks. 105 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,159 Opera's not your thing. 106 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:51,334 That's fine. 107 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,554 This guy's got connections. 108 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:56,339 Cords of firewood, tractor show, 109 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,385 free burgers from Churchill's when you buy a burger 110 00:04:58,428 --> 00:04:59,734 of equal or greater value. 111 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,910 Don't you think Marlin Academy is hard enough 112 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,520 without our own guys selling us out? 113 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:04,913 I mean, look at these. 114 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,219 You ever heard of fabric softener? 115 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,351 These sheets are like 116 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,570 sleeping on straw. 117 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:12,181 Hey, it was good enough for the baby Jesus. 118 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,617 Get out. 119 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,497 Where are my cooling racks? 120 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,976 I know I put them in here. What a mess! 121 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,151 Honey, please. 122 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,370 I'll go to the store, 123 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,415 and I'll buy you new cooling racks. 124 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,546 No! I want to find these. 125 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,374 And when I do, we are all going to clean out 126 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,941 this disaster of a closet. 127 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,595 It's going to be our new family project. 128 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,640 We never finished our last family project. 129 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,208 Because it's in here, under two tons of crap. 130 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,649 Your dentist appointment, Lloyd? 131 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,608 My teeth feel fine today, Caroline. 132 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,349 I like myself. 133 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:53,657 [sobbing]: Oh, who am I kidding? 134 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,007 Great news! 135 00:05:56,051 --> 00:06:00,272 We have been granted permission to perform the harvest dance 136 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,100 at the all-school assembly today. 137 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:03,406 [kids cheering] 138 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,191 And fruit will be handed out to the student body 139 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,715 in case they want to join in. 140 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,283 Okay, everyone get in their circles, 141 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:12,633 and... 142 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,765 [music playing] 143 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,898 [bells jingling] 144 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,818 Sorry! Damn! 145 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,297 Stupid! 146 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:26,560 I can't do it! 147 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,344 I'm stupid and I'm terrible! 148 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,433 I suck at everything! 149 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,653 And I'm fat! 150 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,481 [gasping] 151 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,874 [video game sound effects] 152 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,487 Okay, you just get comfortable. 153 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:41,488 We'll talk when you're ready. 154 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:42,576 Thank you, Ms. Gilbert. 155 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,447 Okay, so I faked it. 156 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,144 But with the family I have, 157 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:48,843 it would've only been a matter of time anyway. 158 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:56,111 [video game sound effects] 159 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:01,856 We should probably talk a little now.Do we have to? 160 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:04,554 Well, that's sort of why you're here. 161 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,949 That sucked! Where'd that flamethrower come from? 162 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:08,689 Malcolm, 163 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,821 I want you to feel relaxed here. 164 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,694 Now, school's really stressful and can be pretty demanding. 165 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:14,869 This could be... 166 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:17,741 this could be a safe place for you to unwind. 167 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:20,657 DABNEY: Not the face! Not the face! 168 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,616 [punch lands, bells jingle] 169 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:25,749 Could I... unwind... four or five times a week? 170 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,317 Maybe. What would we talk about? 171 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,623 I don't know where to begin. 172 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,625 I really don't. 173 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:34,366 Well, that was quite an episode you had in class. 174 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:35,933 Did you want to talk about that? 175 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:36,847 No. 176 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,632 You'll just think it's stupid. 177 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:42,157 Nothing you ever say in here will be stupid. 178 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,551 But all I ever do is make mistakes. 179 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:48,729 I feel like I don't even deserve to beat my own high score. 180 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:51,079 Oh, yes, you do, Malcolm. 181 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,559 Thank you so much. 182 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,517 The tricky part is, I need to keep this up 183 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,693 without being put on medication. 184 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,784 Underpants! In a closet! 185 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,525 Human underpants! 186 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,093 I must not threaten you people enough! 187 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,877 Oh, my Lord. 188 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:08,531 Skittles! 189 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,359 [laughs] 190 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:13,580 You've been missing for years. 191 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,320 You missed a great assembly. 192 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,539 I can't believe it. 193 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:19,324 They actually gave us fruit to throw at the Krelboynes. 194 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,109 What were they thinking? 195 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,590 Don't you ever get tired of making their lives miserable? 196 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:26,593 Nope. Besides, I want them to remember who's boss. 197 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,812 When they're living in their mansions 198 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,335 with their supermodel wives, 199 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,772 they're going to know-- 200 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:34,208 the guy cleaning their pool kicked their ass. 201 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,253 Hey. 202 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,342 I had six tomatoes with your name on them. 203 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,779 Where were you? 204 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,607 None of your business. 205 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:41,912 Maybe it's Mom's business. 206 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,566 I ditched to go to the arcade. 207 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,480 Don't tell Mom. 208 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,655 The arcade's closed. 209 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,570 Not the one at the mall. 210 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,398 Wait a minute... 211 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,968 I cansmell my own breath. 212 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,060 You throw the ball around the post; 213 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:03,064 it swings back and knocks down the pins, okay? 214 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,718 I was good. 215 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,023 I was real good. 216 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,808 All right, now, don't be upset 217 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:11,986 if the first time you throw it, nothing hap... 218 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,378 Wow! 219 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,729 [laughing]: That was... that was a flopper! 220 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,166 Ooh, man! Oh, man! 221 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:20,385 That was, that was a lucky shot, okay? 222 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,039 Now, the real key 223 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:25,390 to Skittles is the release point, all right? 224 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,609 When you release the ball, 225 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:31,440 make sure that it goes through on a parallel... 226 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:33,747 I can't believe it! 227 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,836 This collar's so crisp, yet it doesn't chafe. 228 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,011 And these sheets... 229 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,839 it's like sleeping on a cloud. 230 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,623 My pleasure, guys. 231 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,885 Dude... 232 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:42,625 thank you. 233 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:43,757 I've been hoping for months 234 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,846 that my rash was from the laundry. 235 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:46,890 Turns out it was. 236 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:47,630 Thanks. 237 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,110 Glad I could help. 238 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,633 Here, this is for you. 239 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,026 No, Joe, you don't have to. 240 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,027 I insist. 241 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,332 Wow. 242 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,725 Well, that was nice of you. 243 00:09:57,814 --> 00:10:00,469 Hey, would you mind tossing in some of my civilian stuff 244 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,079 with the academy rags? 245 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,908 Oh, I'd love to, but I'm really swamped down here. 246 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,040 Well, yeah, whatever. 247 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,259 Guess I could find some time for your stuff. 248 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,872 Hey... thanks, man. 249 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,222 No, no, no, you don't have to... 250 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,266 You're the best. 251 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,541 Go. 252 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,327 Ha-cha! 253 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,591 Garbage! In a closet! 254 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,593 Coffee grounds? Hal! 255 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,377 Lois, you've got to see this. 256 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,031 The boy's a prodigy. Go. 257 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,511 Yes. 258 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,947 LOIS: Who are the Petersons? 259 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,557 Why do we have their photo albums? 260 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,471 Here we go. 261 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,256 Now. 262 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,824 Amazing! 263 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,477 Hi, Malcolm. How was school? 264 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,523 It was normal. 265 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,698 Yeah, I'd say normal. 266 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,482 Very medieval. 267 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,571 Is that a truck tire? 268 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,572 What?! 269 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,097 Oh, my G... Hal! 270 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,581 ♪ 271 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,000 Um, Malcolm... 272 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:40,438 I wanted you to know how proud I am of you. 273 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,745 Admitting you needed help is the hardest step. 274 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,964 No, keeping up with all 275 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,748 the new cognitive and behavioral therapies 276 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,707 is the hardest step, Lloyd. 277 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,928 My self-worth is still skyrocketing. 278 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,020 Okay, everybody... 279 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,022 tomorrow's looming demonstration 280 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,981 has been canceled. 281 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,026 Instead, we will be going to see a reenactment 282 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,028 of the slaughter of French troops 283 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:05,942 at Azincourt 284 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,989 followed by a visit to the Museum of Torture... 285 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:09,859 and then pizza. 286 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,991 Museum of Torture? 287 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,557 That's awesome. 288 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:13,907 Do they have a gift shop? 289 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,996 I'm sorry, Malcolm. You can't go. 290 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,998 You've a dentist appointment. 291 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,782 You're lucky you're not going. 292 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,610 My brother went last year, 293 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,786 and there was so much fake blood 294 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,006 that he fainted. 295 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:29,357 I think it's time I had a major breakthrough in therapy. 296 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,142 Then a butterfly landed on my wrist and I woke up. 297 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,014 What color was that butterfly? 298 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:37,713 It was either blue or purple. 299 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,845 Definitely not red or orange. 300 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,063 That I can remember. 301 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,805 Your dream, Malcolm, is so... 302 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,068 so tranquil and soothing. 303 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,678 This is, this is encouraging. 304 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,028 Yeah? Mm-hmm. 305 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:48,942 Yep, you're starting to relax. 306 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,857 I think I might be, too. 307 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,380 I need to seem cured, 308 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,382 but to leave the door open for a relapse 309 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,253 when we start ballet next semester. 310 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,386 I know I'll have my ups and downs, 311 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,041 but right now it feels good to be happy. 312 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,956 Well, I'm glad to hear it, 313 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,610 and I think we've made a lot of progress. 314 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,743 Thanks, Ms. Gilbert. 315 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,965 I like myself now. 316 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,445 And I know I couldn't have said that on Tuesday. 317 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,712 What are you doing here? 318 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,713 I figured out your scam. 319 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,845 It turns out 320 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,673 crazy runs in the family.Reese... 321 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,240 you don't know what you're doing. 322 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,981 You're going to ruin everything. 323 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,983 Relax. I've got it covered. 324 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,202 I'm ready to see you now, Reese. 325 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,901 [gravelly voice]: Reese isn't here right now. 326 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,468 This is Davey. 327 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,566 That's ten in a row. 328 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,220 Oh, Lois, he's got the gift. 329 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,005 Since the end of the big war, 330 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,877 there's only been one documented triple consecutive flopper 331 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,226 in English Alley Skittles. 332 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,314 You know what this means? 333 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,447 I finally have something to rub in the face 334 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,145 of that blowhard Higgins and his little tennis champion. 335 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,886 What are you talking about? 336 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,019 Oh, he's constantly harping about his kid 337 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,020 winning this tournament, 338 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,673 winning that tournament. 339 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,979 Going to the White House. 340 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,024 I'm taking Dewey over there 341 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,939 to shut that guy up once and for all. 342 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,549 Hey, you ready to shut that guy up 343 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,680 once and for all, son? 344 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,073 What guy?He's ready. 345 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,466 Hal, you're just doing this 346 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,685 to get out of cleaning out that closet. 347 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:21,817 Not entirely. 348 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,297 Let's go, son. 349 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,517 What happened? 350 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,518 Did you get caught? 351 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,258 Where were you? 352 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,130 Geez. You're always so angry. 353 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,566 Maybe you really do need therapy. 354 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,482 What I needis for you not to ruin everything for me. 355 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,789 Do you know how much trouble we'll be in if we get caught? 356 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,921 With Mom? With the school? 357 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:39,922 With Mom? 358 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,968 Give me a little credit, psycho. 359 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,621 I've been doing my own research. 360 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,146 See, I rented Silence of the Lambs, 361 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,278 Seven,and The Nutty Professor. 362 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,497 Oh, God. 363 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,847 Reese, tell me exactly what you told her. 364 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,501 Nope. That's confidential. 365 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,024 Now, which one do you like more? 366 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,027 Hannibal Lecter or the hockey mask? 367 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,768 [knocking] 368 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,207 Malcolm, Reese. 369 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,297 What do you have to say for yourselves? 370 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,735 Don't blame Reese. Blame Davey. 371 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,172 Ow! Ow, ow. 372 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,347 Ow! 373 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:22,225 I'm sorry it's last minute, but I need these tonight. 374 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,314 I got another date with Rebecca. 375 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,187 Okay... 376 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:30,320 Seven items... 30 bucks. 377 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,888 I don't have that kind of money. 378 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,194 Last time it cost ten. 379 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,674 You can cut me some slack, can't you? 380 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,112 I'd love to do you a solid, Eric, but I'm booked, 381 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,636 and it would be unethical to play favorites. 382 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,116 You can't do this to me. 383 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,248 I need to wear my bowling shirt. 384 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,338 Rebecca loves my bowling shirt. 385 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,688 Francis, I don't have the money. 386 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,126 Well, then, you don't have the clothes. 387 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,779 Got to pay to be a player. 388 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,130 Look at yourself. 389 00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:01,090 I remember the Francis who cared about his job. 390 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,875 A cap and a half of fabric softener, Francis. 391 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,139 Remember that? 392 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,358 A cap and a half! 393 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,753 If you'll excuse me, I have some ironing to do. 394 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,106 I can't believe him. 395 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,021 Yeah. I had to give him three CDs 396 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,458 just to get my dress blues pressed. 397 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,940 I think it's time somebody taught that guy a lesson. 398 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,247 Yeah. 399 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,901 We'll make him wear a lame T-shirt. 400 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:33,905 Or we could put it in a load of whites. 401 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,124 Just follow me. 402 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,435 So, my children are emotionally disturbed? 403 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,133 Oh, we don't like to use those labels. 404 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,266 I spent a whole week with Malcolm. 405 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,485 Really? A whole week. 406 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,270 Yes, and, uh... 407 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,228 to be honest, I think, I think there are 408 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,969 some, uh, definite issues 409 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,276 that you and he need to talk about. 410 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,060 Malcolm, you want to share 411 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,453 this drawing with your mother? 412 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:00,802 No, that's okay. 413 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,939 I like what you've done with my teeth. 414 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,070 There are some things 415 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,203 that Malcolm told me 416 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,856 that I think you should hear. 417 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,816 Oh, well, I'd love to hear them. 418 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:19,864 Go ahead, Malcolm. 419 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:20,996 Yeah, go ahead. 420 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,915 Everybody wants to help. 421 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,263 You're safe here. 422 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,532 About the anger thing? 423 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,099 Yeah. 424 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,536 Tell me about the anger thing. 425 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,237 When you're angry, 426 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,152 you bottle up your feelings 427 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,632 and you freeze me out with silence. 428 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:55,117 Well, I will, uh... I'll tryto be more vocal. 429 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,379 Go on. 430 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,293 Please. 431 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:02,820 I wish you would spend more time at home 432 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,692 and less time at the... 433 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,346 the racetrack. 434 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:10,089 Well, I guess I'm going to have to change that, too. 435 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,134 Come on, Malcolm. 436 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,355 Tell her about the pressure. 437 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,183 Well... 438 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,749 I feel you put a lot of pressure on me, 439 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,838 and I can't live up to your expectations. 440 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,013 What pressure? 441 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,276 Maybe not. I don't know. 442 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,712 No, no, no. Go back. What were you saying? 443 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:28,194 Well, you put a lot of pressure on me, and stuff. 444 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,152 What do you mean? When do I pressure you? 445 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,240 All the time! 446 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,807 If it's not the extra-credit reports, 447 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,026 it's all the advanced classes you sign me up for, 448 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,419 and after that, I have 449 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,291 to help Reese and Dewey with their homework. 450 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,814 That's not pressure. 451 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,337 You know, I didn't ask to be born smart. 452 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,513 We just want you to live up to your potential. 453 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,429 That.That's exactly what I'm talking about. 454 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,865 I tried to stop him. 455 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:50,172 I said, "Hey, don't put that red T-shirt in there. 456 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,739 That's not colorfast." 457 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,088 But he just laughed. 458 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,568 He said pink was a better color 459 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,353 'cause that's what "little, weak girls wear." 460 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,181 We've looked everywhere else. 461 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,530 He's in here somewhere. 462 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,141 Shh, shh! 463 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,634 JOE: Francis? 464 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,116 FRANCIS: No. 465 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,291 It's okay, Dewey. 466 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,075 Even the best of them have off-days. 467 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,425 Uh-huh. 468 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,382 16 misses in a row. 469 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,994 Some people might think you did it on purpose. 470 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,213 Huh. 471 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,433 Hey... 472 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,349 There something you want to tell me, son? 473 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,481 I don't want to do this anymore. 474 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,656 It's boring. 475 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,397 You'd be giving up 476 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,879 what might very well be your one true talent. 477 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:48,622 You could be another Chap Sanders, hmm? 478 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,279 Son, are you willing to turn your back on your destiny? 479 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,455 Yeah. Can I go now? 480 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,934 All right, if that's what you want. 481 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,501 Wait. 482 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:02,113 Can you throw it for me one more time? Hmm? 483 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,899 One last flopper for your old dad? 484 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,161 No. 485 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,513 All right, then. 486 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,036 I'm sorry. 487 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,255 Oh, no, don't be. 488 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,126 I'm the one who should apologize. 489 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,260 No, you guys just want what's best for me. I know that. 490 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,914 Oh, we do. We love you. 491 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,307 I love you, too. 492 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,657 [all weeping] 493 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,487 Mom? 494 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,749 You really pissed me off 495 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,316 when you took away my hockey stick 496 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,361 'cause I was hitting Dewey with it. 497 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,668 I know you're sorry. 498 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,801 I'll go in the attic and take it down later. 499 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,243 Another Peterson box. 500 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,638 Ooh. This is from the '60s. 501 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945 Huh. I forgot LBJ had his gall bladder out. 502 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,425 I don't understand. 503 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,905 Didn't we clean out this closet when we moved in? 504 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,167 Apparently not. 505 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,214 Oh, for crying out loud. 506 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,911 They left an old toilet. 507 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,054 [flushing] 508 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,579 This is a bathroom. 509 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,408 We have a second bathroom! 510 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,714 Shh. 511 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:26,110 If we don't tell them, they won't know. 512 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:29,462 It'll just be our little secret. 513 00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,551 Our beautiful little secret. 514 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:35,163 [both laughing] 515 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,164 Here. 516 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,253 Yeah.