1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:04,395 All right, that's enough for me. 2 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,267 You coming to bed? 3 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:07,964 Yeah, in a minute. 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:10,184 [channels changing] 5 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,277 [melodramatic music plays] 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,453 [heated Spanish dialogue] 7 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,936 Whoa. 8 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:27,288 WOMAN: Bastardo. 9 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,637 [TV clicks off] 10 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,465 [sniffles] 11 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,644 Wow! You sure got up early. 12 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:38,125 Yup. No rest for the weary. 13 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,343 Wait a minute. 14 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,650 Did you even come to bed last night? 15 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:42,955 No, dear. 16 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:46,002 I stayed up all night watching Mexican soap operas. 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,917 [laughs] Bye-bye. 18 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:53,227 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 19 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,490 ♪ I don't know 20 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:58,754 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 21 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:01,322 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 22 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,454 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 23 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:06,109 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 24 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,893 ♪ And you're not so big 25 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:10,374 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 26 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,376 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 27 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:15,205 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 28 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,990 ♪ And you're not so big 29 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:22,430 ♪ Life is unfair. 30 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:25,346 Hi, Lois. 31 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:27,478 Oh! Hi, Craig. 32 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,393 Notice anything different about me? 33 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,134 Nope. 34 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,831 Just got her in today. 35 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:36,139 "Craig Feldspar. Assistant Manager." 36 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,271 Congratulations. 37 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,489 That's great. 38 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:39,969 And along with the red badge, 39 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,971 as you know, comes an extra two-percent discount, 40 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,495 which I'm more than willing to share with you, Lois. 41 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:46,410 Oh, no, Craig, that's yourdiscount. 42 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:47,629 Really, it's no...I wouldn't feel right 43 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:48,760 about jeopardizing your position 44 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,197 by taking advantage of that. 45 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,156 I just... I wouldn't feel right about it. 46 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,723 But what good is all that power 47 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,725 if I have no one to share it with? 48 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,380 Theresa, would you mind checking out aisle four? 49 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:01,382 Seemed to have noticed someone knocked over the candy rack. 50 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,993 And could you put the coffee-toffees on a lower shelf? 51 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:05,386 Okay. 52 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:08,431 Did you see that? Did you see that resentment? 53 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,389 Isn't it wonderful? 54 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,653 Look at me, I'm shaking. 55 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:15,004 This is my favorite part of the day. 56 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:17,441 The twilight time between school ending 57 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,182 and when your parents come home. 58 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:22,316 The time when kids rule the Earth. 59 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,189 [timer dings] 60 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,322 Okay, what was this? 61 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,324 Uh... Superman. 62 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,456 [car pulling up] 63 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,460 HAL: Boys, come quick! 64 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,419 Something wonderful has happened! 65 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,247 Huh? 66 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,465 Isn't she beautiful? 67 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,902 And to think someone was just throwing her out. 68 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:45,556 She was under six bags of garbage, 69 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,124 but, oh, I knew your mother would love her. 70 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,256 When does she get home? 71 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,605 She's working till 10:00.Great! 72 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:53,303 Gives us plenty of time to get her ready. 73 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,435 Dad, it's junk. 74 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,828 Reese, with a little paint and some new hardware, 75 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:59,788 one man's junk is another man's anniversary present. 76 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,616 Come on, help me get her inside. 77 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,356 [crying] 78 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,618 [knocking] 79 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:04,662 Come in. 80 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,403 Look, 81 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,623 you probably think I'm here to criticize you 82 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,712 for not doing my homework yesterday, 83 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,366 but let's not think about that. 84 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,803 Let's think about tomorrow's assignment. 85 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:18,241 So, if you can get that to me by 8:00, that'd be great. 86 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,634 [crying] 87 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,244 Or 9:00. 88 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,246 [crying continues] 89 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,421 Okay, what's wrong? 90 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,815 My Julie... 91 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,382 she left me! 92 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:29,296 What happened? 93 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,080 I don't know, 94 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,474 but it's really over. 95 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:37,173 She sent back all of my love gifts. 96 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,392 [crying] 97 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:41,351 Wow, that's cold. 98 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,266 Oh, come on, this guy's adorable. 99 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,833 Press its belly. 100 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,704 That's okay. 101 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:49,272 Look, I've had a lot of experience with heartache, 102 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,926 and I'll tell you one thing. 103 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,755 You've got to find a way to get your mind off it. 104 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:56,497 Look! Here's my homework. 105 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,412 I don't know what I'm going to do. 106 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:03,417 She was my light, my life and my world! 107 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,287 She put out, huh? 108 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:07,116 Like crazy! 109 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,427 Can I help you? 110 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,429 Give me your money. 111 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:18,301 Oh, for crying out loud, again? 112 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,651 Shut up and hand it over.Okay, just relax, cowboy. 113 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,784 We have a way of doing this so nobody gets hurt. 114 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,699 I give you every bit of money in this drawer, 115 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,875 and you and your friend just leave. Okay? 116 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:29,007 Okay. 117 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:32,576 See? Nobody gets hurt. 118 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,534 Nobody gets caught. 119 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,318 Everybody happy. Okay? 120 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,885 Lois, I think Cheryl A. 121 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,887 flipped me off behind my back. 122 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,497 Craig, I am, uh, I'm with some customers. 123 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,456 There you go. Bye now. 124 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,936 Did you enjoy your Lucky Aide shopping experience, gentlemen? 125 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,460 Craig, uh, they're in a hurry. 126 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:47,809 This won't take a second. 127 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,680 I am Craig, the assistant manager. 128 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,421 I can assure you, if there's one thing 129 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,554 we value here at Luck Aide, it is customer satisfaction. 130 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,772 We're satisfied. 131 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,122 Well, you don't sound like it. 132 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,169 Please, don't feel like you're going to hurt my feelings, 133 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,475 because I'm learning here. 134 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:02,998 Now, I'm sure there's something I could do 135 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,695 to make this a better experience for you. 136 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,915 Yeah. How about you walk me to every other register 137 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:09,526 in this place and give me every cent you've got? 138 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,136 That's a gun! 139 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,137 Craig, calm down. 140 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,400 Everybody, calm down. 141 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,836 I've been through this five times. 142 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,490 We just give them the money 143 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,492 from all the other registers, and they'll leave. 144 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,145 What about the safe? 145 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,364 Safe? 146 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,366 ...ty. 147 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,150 Safe-ty of the customers. 148 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,413 I'll lock the doors. 149 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:27,936 You start rounding up the customers. 150 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,764 What, are you nuts? We got to get out of here. 151 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,592 Come on, man. I'm tired of doing these dinky little holdups. 152 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,071 Have you ever wanted to do 153 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,073 something more important with your life? 154 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,032 What do you mean, like, go back to school? 155 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:39,164 No, man! Like breaking into a safe. 156 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:42,777 Do you want to work at Orange Julius forever? 157 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:48,522 All right, everybody over to sundries! 158 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,006 Easy. 159 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,270 Easy. 160 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,534 [crashing] 161 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,013 Easy. 162 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,580 [panting] 163 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:11,283 Whoo! Your mother's going to flip when she sees this. 164 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:13,068 Ha-ha! 165 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:16,985 Well, that's just crazy. 166 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,682 Why would someone fill this 167 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,902 with hundreds of hanging black bow ties? 168 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:23,208 Those aren't bow ties. 169 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:24,645 Those are bats. 170 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:28,083 [all screaming] 171 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,573 Don't you worry, Lois. 172 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:42,097 Everything is going to be fine. Just fine and dandy. 173 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,665 Yeah, keep waving that thing around, buddy-boy. 174 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,493 You got a big surprise coming. 175 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:49,887 Craig, that button has been disconnected for over a year. 176 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,368 What?! Why? Because you kept hitting the damn thing. 177 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,631 In an emergency, yes. That's what it's for. 178 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,025 Oh, like an emergency when you saw a bee? 179 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,940 Or when you saw that big fly that looked like a bee? 180 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,811 How about when you thought you saw a ghost? 181 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,857 I'm not saying it was or it wasn't, 182 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,599 but you can't tell me what we saw was normal. 183 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:06,513 All right, you two! 184 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,731 Let's move it. 185 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,690 He likes waving that around too much. 186 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,692 This is going to end in body bags. 187 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:14,042 No, Craig, it isn't. 188 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:18,525 Lois... before we die, I have to tell you something. 189 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,483 It's about how I feel... 190 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,397 Craig, no. 191 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,485 But, Lois... Craig, no! 192 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,140 This will all be over soon. 193 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:27,882 How much? 194 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:29,274 Boy. 195 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:32,713 Well, can you guarantee that you'll get all of them? 196 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:35,280 What? That's per bat?! 197 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,760 Are you insane?! 198 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:37,935 God! 199 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:40,503 Well, boys, looks like we're on our own. 200 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,635 What are you talking about? 201 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:42,723 Isn't anyone coming? 202 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:43,680 I'm scared. 203 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,073 Aw... I know, son. 204 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,553 Now, just think of them this way. 205 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,729 They're only rats with wings. 206 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:49,643 And radar. 207 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,732 Just flying rats with radar. 208 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:52,994 Say it with me. Just... 209 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:55,170 ALL: Flying rats with radar. 210 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:55,953 Once again. 211 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,520 ALL: Flying rats with... 212 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,435 [all screaming] 213 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:04,092 Okay, it's important that everybody just say calm. 214 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:07,008 And don't make any sudden moves, or they'll kill you. 215 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:09,314 And don't look them in the eye, 216 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,751 or they'll kill you. 217 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:14,145 And don't beg them not to kill you, or they'll kill you. 218 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,104 I need you to stop talking. 219 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:18,759 You! Assistant manager! Come here! 220 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,543 This is it. 221 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,763 I didn't feed my cat. 222 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,764 Isn't it funny the things 223 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,983 that go through your mind before you die? 224 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:29,596 Craig, they just want to talk to you. 225 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,381 Lois, before we're all killed in a bloody mess, 226 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:33,469 I have to tell you... 227 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,905 Shh! Let's not think those negative thoughts. 228 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,735 Let's just give them the money and get them out of here. 229 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,607 Hey, is there any way we can speed this along? 230 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:43,566 Yeah. Somebody can give us the combination to the safe. 231 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,961 Fine. I can't, but the assistant manager can. 232 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:49,616 Craig, give them the combination to the safe. 233 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,269 No. 234 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:52,619 What? 235 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,838 You can't have it. 236 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:55,709 Yes, they can. 237 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,624 Craig, give them the combination. 238 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,800 Let me talk to them. 239 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,587 [shouting]: What's the combo?! 240 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,762 Ca... 241 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,852 [whimpers] 242 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:11,289 ♪ 243 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,597 See? Told you I'd make it all better. 244 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,642 Better? 245 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,600 How could this possibly cheer me up? 246 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,037 Watching a bunch of naked, middle-aged women 247 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,822 degrade themselves in a place 248 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,606 that smells like urine and cigarettes? 249 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,042 When you put it that way, 250 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,784 you can make anything sound terrible. 251 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,264 You know, sometimes 252 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,396 you just make it so hard to be nice. 253 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:35,444 Hey, you want to see the real show in back? 254 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,314 No. 255 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,751 Yes. Yes, he does. 256 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,274 Cost you $50. 257 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,537 Look, I only have $20, so let's just... Done. 258 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,475 [bats squeaking] 259 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,536 Hey, watch out! 260 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,321 [screaming] 261 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,670 [laughing] 262 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,671 [screaming] 263 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:29,672 You idiots! 264 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,674 It was just Mom's bra. 265 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,981 [groans] 266 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,463 What? 267 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,769 What is it? 268 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,683 Kill it! 269 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:41,945 Ow! Ah! 270 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,078 Is it gone?! Is it gone?! 271 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:49,692 Dewey, it's gone. 272 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,955 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 273 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,742 You feeling better? 274 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,265 Yeah, I think so. Thanks. 275 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,179 Good. 276 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,834 Now tell me the damn combination! 277 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:01,835 No. 278 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,925 Can I talk to you for a second? 279 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,105 Listen, fellas. 280 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,194 I want to get this over with as much as you do. 281 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,413 So why don't you give me five minutes with him. 282 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:18,503 I guarantee you I will get that combination for you. 283 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,898 Listen, Craig, I think these guys really mean business. 284 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,508 Now, you know and I know 285 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,772 there is less than $700 in that safe. 286 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,730 Do you really think the lives of seven employees 287 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,950 is worth less than $700? 288 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,952 Lois, this isn't just about the money. 289 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,171 Sometimes a man has to have his dignity. 290 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,651 So what if they kill me? 291 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,740 But before they kill you, they're going to try 292 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,787 to get that combination from you any way they can. 293 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,877 Can you picture yourself with shattered eye sockets? 294 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,531 Because that's where they're going to start. 295 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,099 They can break every one of your fingers and toes. 296 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,971 They can even cut a couple of them off. 297 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:54,017 Did... did you see the buck knife in the big guy's boot? 298 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:58,413 Do you really want to antagonize that big buck knife, Craig? 299 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:02,678 Do you really want to feel it slicing into your flesh? 300 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,985 Craig, stay with me. 301 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,030 Stay... 302 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,945 Damn. 303 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,210 HAL: Pass the salt, please. 304 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:16,257 How long do we have to stay in here? 305 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,824 Till all the bats are gone. 306 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,782 And with every window and door wide open in this house, 307 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,697 it's only a matter of time. 308 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,003 Can't new ones just fly in? 309 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:26,702 So, Dewey, how was school today? 310 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,008 Mikey Duffy 311 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,923 pushed me down.Did you push him back? 312 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,489 No. He's bigger than me. 313 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,795 Uh-huh. Reese? 314 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,275 I'm on it. 315 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,713 This is crazy! 316 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,236 I can't eat! 317 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:43,284 Why? Is something bothering you at school, son? 318 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,200 Oh. Right. 319 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,028 Anybody want my baked potato? 320 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:48,811 It's kind of burnt. 321 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,247 No, thanks. 322 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,859 Reese, we aren't having baked potatoes. 323 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,864 [all screaming] 324 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,874 All right! That's it! 325 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,223 Let's just move! 326 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,051 Mom will find us somehow. 327 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,226 HAL: No. 328 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,619 I'm tired of running. 329 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:18,101 I'm tired of screaming like a girl every five minutes. 330 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,061 I will not be put out of my home 331 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:24,064 by a bunch of airborne rodents, and neither will you! 332 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:27,241 I may have been the one that brought them into this house, 333 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:31,985 but it is up to all of us to show them the door. 334 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,334 Get ready, boys. 335 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:36,206 It's time to put out the bats. 336 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,992 [all screaming] 337 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,263 [vacuum cleaner whirring] 338 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,535 Ha-ha! 339 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,500 Ow! 340 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:15,289 [all yelling] 341 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,686 [all cheering] 342 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,079 Oh, yeah! 343 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,255 I got your money here! 344 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,344 [crowd clamoring] 345 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,478 Okay, this isn't exactly what we expected... 346 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,133 but, hey, now you can say you've been to a cockfight. 347 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,569 [bird squawks] 348 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:37,137 Okay, Dewey, there's one bat left, 349 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,965 and it's in your mother's room. 350 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,967 Now, this one is the tricky bat, 351 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,273 the one who has eluded all the other traps. 352 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,275 What was it you named him?Tricky. 353 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:48,148 Right. Well, now we have a very good trap, 354 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,324 but someone has to lure Tricky into it, 355 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:53,022 and that someone is you. 356 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,329 Why me?Because... 357 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,591 you have the shortest hair. 358 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,940 You see, if he lands on your head, 359 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,507 he'll just bite once and fly away, 360 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,509 but if he lands on your brother's or my head, 361 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,163 he'll get caught in our hair 362 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,339 and bite us and bite us until we are dead. 363 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,818 Do you understand that? 364 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:07,950 Yes. Good. 365 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,169 Now... 366 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,953 I want you to go in that room 367 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:15,175 and poke him with this stick until that bat chases you. 368 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,003 Good luck. 369 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,120 [screaming] 370 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,688 [screaming continues] 371 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,694 [spray hissing] 372 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,134 [bat squeaking] 373 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,225 [all cheering] 374 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,183 I don't know about you, boys, 375 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:11,057 but I am awfully darn proud of us. 376 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,847 All right, somebody get the dustpan. 377 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,073 Lois, are you all right? 378 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,857 No, I am not all right. 379 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,599 I'm sitting here at gunpoint, and I wouldn't have to be 380 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,297 if you'd stop being stupid and give them the combination. 381 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,169 I told you, I can't do that. 382 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,822 Craig, please. I'm frightened. 383 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,608 I want to go home and be with my family. 384 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,176 They never told me the combination. 385 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,395 What did you just say? 386 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,093 They never told me the combination. 387 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,312 They said they couldn't trust me with it. 388 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,661 They gave the combination 389 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,446 to the guy who runs the photo lab next door. 390 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,622 He comes in at night and transfers the money. 391 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,407 Why didn't you just say this earlier? 392 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,757 I don't know. I guess I wasn't in a big rush 393 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:03,805 to let everybody know what a pathetic idiot I am. 394 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,287 Oh, Craig, I'm so sorry. 395 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,201 Lois, I love you. 396 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:09,637 What? 397 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,638 Lois, I love you with all my heart. 398 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,423 You're my reason to get up in the morning. 399 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,208 You are my everything.Craig... 400 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,297 Lois, I don't want to feel this way. 401 00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:20,169 I know you're married, I know you have four beautiful boys. 402 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,474 It's my heart. 403 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:24,652 I wish I didn't have a heart... 404 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:27,655 but I do, and I can't help loving you. 405 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:31,920 I can't help loving you with my stupid, stupid heart. 406 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:37,317 Oh, Craig... why'd you have to say that? 407 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,061 Dear sweet Craig. 408 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,500 I am truly sorry. 409 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,719 I'm sorry for the way you feel. 410 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,896 I'm sorry for any indication I ever gave you 411 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,377 that I consider you anything more than a friend. 412 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:57,685 And I am so sorry for what I have to do now... 413 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,557 because now I have to crush whatever it is in you 414 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,343 that made you do what you just did. 415 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,171 I am going to have to hurt you 416 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,173 very, very badly, but believe me, Craig, 417 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,436 it's for your own good. 418 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,395 Number one... 419 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,006 no to everything you just said. 420 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,617 No to what you're thinking. 421 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,836 No to everything you dream. 422 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,142 No to your what-ifs. 423 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,276 No to every single fantasy, wish, dream, 424 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,017 and elaborate scenario that involves the two of us. 425 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:30,152 No, no, no! 426 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,328 Number two... 427 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,156 Ow! 428 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,592 Remember that pain. 429 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:38,247 And whenever a thought creeps into your head 430 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,422 wondering if there's anything more 431 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,381 to the hello I gave you in the morning, 432 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,209 you remember that pain. 433 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,168 You have no future with me. 434 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,650 You have nothing with me. 435 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,260 I'm sorry. 436 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,790 Whoa, chubs, you got faced. 437 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,451 You want this?! 438 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:12,238 You want this stupid, stupid, stupid safe?! 439 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,852 Here's your stupid safe! 440 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,726 Cool. 441 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,255 Craig, are you all right? 442 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,344 I don't know. I heard something rip, 443 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:35,043 and if it wasn't my pants, it was inside of me. 444 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,263 See? What'd I tell you? 445 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,308 Cockfighting is illegal. 446 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,483 But you made some good bets. 447 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,311 What'd you win, ten bucks? 448 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,227 You should feel good about that. 449 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,447 We are going to jail! 450 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,231 When my parents find out, I'll be living 451 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,886 in military institutions until I'm emancipated! 452 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:55,629 You don't even realize how serious this is, do you?! 453 00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:00,155 You know what the funny thing is though? 454 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,505 You did manage to put things in perspective. 455 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,681 There are worse things than losing your girlfriend, 456 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,423 and I've experienced every one of them tonight. 457 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,251 Thank you, Francis. 458 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,600 I really owe you one. 459 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:14,082 You know, I think I'll be back in circulation in no time. 460 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,086 You never know. 461 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,611 Craig, our assistant manager, just tossed the safe at them. 462 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,309 I never saw anything like it. 463 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:26,486 The guy's a hero. 464 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,315 CRAIG [over P.A., sobbing]: ♪ Hey, did you happen to see 465 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:34,320 ♪ The most beautiful girl in the world? ♪ 466 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,409 ♪ And if you did 467 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:39,716 ♪ Was she crying 468 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,502 [continues sobbing]: ♪ Crying? 469 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,851 ♪ Hey 470 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,853 ♪ Did you happen to see 471 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:48,638 ♪ The most beautiful girl 472 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,511 ♪ That walked out on me? 473 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:55,341 ♪ Tell her I'm sorry 474 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,867 ♪ Tell her I need my baby 475 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,696 [continues sobbing]: ♪ Oh, ho-ho-ho... 476 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,094 [groans] 477 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,183 [sighs] 478 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,577 You sure worked late. 479 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,536 How was your night? 480 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,928 Good. 481 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,714 Yours? 482 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:24,021 Fine. 483 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:27,547 Why is there an armoire in the living room? 484 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,854 Happy anniversary.