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I see it!

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Lodged in the trachea,
just like we suspected.

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Applying countertraction

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to the surrounding tissue
to facilitate release.

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How does a fish bone even
get so stuck in there?

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Hmm. Patient recalled
chugging a bowl of fish head soup

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in a drunken state two nights ago.

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- Tourists.
- Tourists?

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Last week, you said
"Manolo" instead of "Mahalo".

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Successful removal, complete.

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There's bleeding at the wound.

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The bone must've initially
penetrated the vessel wall.

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He's desatting.

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Get the resuscitation team on standby.

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- Right away.
- I need ice-cold saline.

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Yes, doctor.

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We have hemostasis.

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Great work, Dr. Kamealoha.

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That was a helluva fishing trip.

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- Mad props driving that scope today.
- Thanks.

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I worked hard for these swift
fingers. Took years of Insta scrolling.

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- Hmm.
- Hey, Doogie,

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I heard you killed it today
by not killing your patient.

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What? I was being sincere.

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Hey, anybody up for a
little post-op celebration?

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- Some fried mandu at TJ's?
- Sure.

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- That separate checks, right?
- Can we?

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We would love to, but we have
leftover meatloaf at home.

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All right. Next time, Doog.

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I drive alone.

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Let's go.

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Hey, um, can I borrow
the car when we get home

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so Steph and I can
grab a quick Starbucks?

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- Maybe some other time.
- Come on, Mom.

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I just performed a very
complicated medical procedure.

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I think I can handle your Malibu.

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This is an Impala, by the way.
It's the Rolls Royce of Chevys.

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You know, when you were a resident

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and wanted to celebrate after
nailing a tough procedure,

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I'm pretty sure you didn't have
to ask your mom for permission.

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No, I didn't. Because when
I was a resident, I was 27.

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I was a grown woman.

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I had the Rachel
haircut and a PalmPilot.

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Aren't both those things from
the '90s? You were 27 in 2005.

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I'm not an early adopter!

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And you don't need to be doing
so much math all the time.

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But the point is, when you're older,

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you'll be able to celebrate
as much as you want.

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But I'm a doctor now.

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And it's not fair that
I get all that pressure,

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but none of the fun.

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Life isn't fair.

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I once met Cyndi Lauper
and forgot my camera.

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What?

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Girls didn't have fun that night.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.MY-SUBS.com --

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- Hey, Dad, uh...
- We're not getting a pet stingray.

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I'm over that. Too much of a flex.

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I wanted to take hula lessons.

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Really?

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That makes me so happy!

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Wow, was not expecting this much energy.

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Sorry, guess I'm excited to
hear you're taking an interest

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in Hawaiian culture.

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Hey, did you know that hula was started

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as a way to pass down stories
from generation to generation?

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No. But I sense you're
gonna tell me all about it.

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King Kalākaua called "hula"
the language of the heart,

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the heartbeat of the Hawaiian people.

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Which means every proud Hawaiian
man must learn to communicate

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not only with his mouth
but also with his hips.

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Like this.

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Don't be shy. Kaholo with me.

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You need someone to drive you
to those classes, don't you?

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Kaholo. Kaholo. Kaholo.

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Kaholo. Kaholo. Kaholo.

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Kaholo. Kaholo. Kaholo.

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Hula-ing over with grilled pineapple.

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This is exactly what
my parents envisioned

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when I told them I was
marrying a Hawaiian.

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Grilled pineapple's not Hawaiian.

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- I used an Applebee copycat recipe.
- Ah.

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Hey, Dad, I don't know if you knew,

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but Mr. Kahala is getting
rid of his old Vespa.

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It doesn't run and we'd have to fix it
up, but he said that we could have it.

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- For free.
- Free junk removal.

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I've seen that thing,
it's rust on wheels.

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Oh, come on, honey.
It's a vintage scooter.

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That rust is character.

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Yeah. Didn't you use to have one?

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Oh, a 1967 Vespa Sprint in Capri Blue.

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Swallowed my first wasp on that thing.

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Then I learned to ride
with my mouth shut.

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Oh, I'd thought it would be
a cool father-son project.

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It would be nice to
do something together.

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Yeah, like when we spent a week building
that volcano for my science class.

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We failed that project together, son.

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It's not fair. My mom won't let
me take the car to Starbucks.

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Damn. Your mom's out of control.

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All I want is to be out
on the open road with you.

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Wind in my hair and a Starbucks
Strawberry Açaí Refresher in my hand.

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That's the dream.

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Get a Strawb Açaí
Refresher and a cake pop,

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pick up some hot hitchhikers,
take them to make out point,

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and pray they're good guys.

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Rip Tide here, reporting
live with Tide in the Sky!

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Oh, my god, it's that crazy weather guy.

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There's been some budget
cuts at Channel Six.

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As you can see, I no longer
have my hair and make-up team,

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or my chopper, or even my van.

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But that's not gonna stop Rip
Tide from taking to the skies

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to deliver the mid-morning surf report!

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Borrowed the neighbor's
power company truck

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and looking out from way up here,

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I assure you, man,
the waves are electric!

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I'm just kidding, dude!

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Whoa!

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- Hey!
- Don't move.

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Out of the way! You
two, keep everyone back!

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No. Hold on. Who are
you? We're lifeguards.

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Congratulations, I'm a doctor.

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Mr. Tide, can you hear
me? I'm here to help you.

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His heart's racing.

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I can't hear any breath sounds.

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Subcutaneous emphysema,
tracheal deviation...

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This looks like a tension pneumothorax.

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- We'll get him to the hospital.
- There's no time.

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His lung's collapsing.

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We're making the ER right
here. Don't let him move.

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I need to find a needle
to decompress his lung.

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Otherwise, this man's
going into cardiac arrest.

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That'll have to do.

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I'm sorry, I need to borrow
this. I'm a doctor, I swear.

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It looks better down anyway.

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Bongos, you got a lighter?

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Sorry.

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Whoa. You're gonna stab him?

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I'm gonna save his life.

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He's breathing, you saved him.

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Let the paramedics know he's
gonna need a chest tube stat.

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Who is that girl?

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She's Doogie Kamealoha, hot
MD. And I'm her best friend.

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Yeaow.

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Ah, looks like your class is all girls.

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So which one did you sign up for?

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Mele. She's in my gym class.

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Climbs the rope without the
beads, four-minute wall sit.

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She's a straight-up Earth angel.

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Well, if I were you, the
way I'd approach it is...

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You're right. You got this.

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Hey, Brian Patrick.

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Nice shirt. Orange is my
favorite color. And flavor.

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Oh, I know, girl. I do my research.

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Dude, your rescue at the
beach totally went viral.

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They made a remix song of
you stabbing Rip Tide's chest!

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I'm gonna save his life.

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He's breathing, you saved him!

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♪ I can feel it coming
in the air tonight... ♪

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I know that song.

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My dad listens to it in
the garage when he gets sad.

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You gotta milk this. You
gotta hot froth milk this.

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You're, like, famous now.

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There's no way your parents aren't
gonna give you the keys to the car.

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- They let Justin Bieber buy a house.
- And Bieber saved no lives.

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- You deserve those keys.
- I deserve those keys!

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I'm going in!

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I mean, you are. You're
going in, you live here.

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And your mom's still
salty I ate all her hummus.

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... at which point he fell from

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a Honolulu Power
and Light cherry picker.

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But luckily, local teen
prodigy Dr. Lahela Kamealoha...

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- Yes!
- Oh, it's on the news now?

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- Lahela.
- The internet, the news.

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Everywhere I look, I'm
saving this man's life.

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- Great job.
- Yeah, honey. Way to go.

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You know where I would love to go?

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Starbucks with Steph. For a
little post-life save celebration?

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That sounds fun, a little girl
time. Come on, I'll drive you.

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Actually, I was kind of picturing
it just me, Steph, and your car.

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- Hey, guys. I brought cookie cake.
- Whoa. Where'd that come from?

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I baked it during Home Ec
and totally aced my midterm.

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Teacher gave me a B-plus.

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- Yeah.
- You made this?

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- Ya.
- Good work, buddy.

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- So, can I please borrow the car?
- Brian Patrick, get some plates.

186
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I'm not sleeping on this cookie cake.

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- Mm-mm.
- Already on it.

188
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- Oh, yeah. Okay, great.
- Mm-mm!

189
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Yeah.

190
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- Mmm, How is it so good?
- I put jam in it.

191
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- Jam?
- Go off, king.

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Oh, by the way, I just saw Mr. Kahala

193
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and he said that if we want the
scooter, then we have to take it today.

194
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He needs the room in his garage,
so I said he could bring it by.

195
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You know, so I could
learn how to fix it up.

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That's cool, right?

197
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah, fine.

198
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What? Kai's getting the Vespa?

199
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No, he's simply keeping it
in the garage to work on it.

200
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What a day. My one son does the hula
and my other son makes a cookie cake.

201
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No Phil Collins in the garage tonight.

202
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I saved a man's life!

203
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- Kai!
- Oh, that must be Mr. Kahala. Let's go.

204
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Aloha! Fun time delivery for Kai.

205
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Look at that thing.

206
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Wow.

207
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So, Famous Amos remembers to put
chocolate chips in his homework

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and gets a Vespa.

209
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I bust my butt, save a man's life,
and you won't even let me take the car.

210
00:11:21,576 --> 00:11:23,718
Look, Lahela. 60 percent of teenage

211
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accidents happen
with a friend in the car.

212
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So, there's no way I'm letting you

213
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get in the car with that hummus thief.

214
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- There you are. Mahalo.
- Mahalo.

215
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Your finest lei, please. Full
disclosure, I have no money.

216
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It's for Mele. We're doing a performance

217
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and I wanna give her a special lei.

218
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,584
Of course.

219
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,926
Uh, let's go orange flowers.
That's her favorite color.

220
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You know, I had a crush
on a hula girl once.

221
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Back in high school.

222
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Things were great until this
giant fire-dancing dude showed up

223
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to perform at our class one day.

224
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,557
The minute she saw Clint Ribeiro...

225
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it was over for me.

226
00:12:07,743 --> 00:12:08,577
Why?

227
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,878
Girls can't resist a
buff dude throwing fire.

228
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,442
Especially one that drives an El Camino.

229
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,654
- Yeah, fire dancers are pretty cool.
- Yeah, they're cool.

230
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,531
But how hard is it to steal a guy's girl

231
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when you're dancing
with fire in your hands?

232
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Try doing it with just
your hips and a grass skirt.

233
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Like a man.

234
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,591
Lahela, look. I got it working.

235
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I can't believe you fixed it.

236
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I thought it was pretty
much beyond repair.

237
00:12:41,656 --> 00:12:44,784
Yeah, just changed the little cable
and then this pluggy thing and...

238
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:48,517
- I'm like a doctor, but for scooters.
- Good job, Kai.

239
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,620
Hey, why don't you take it for
a little spin around the block?

240
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:51,687
- Yeah.
- You earned it.

241
00:12:51,826 --> 00:12:52,826
Tight!

242
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,483
Be safe!

243
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,442
So zippy.

244
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,028
Okay, earned it? How?

245
00:12:59,053 --> 00:13:01,797
If he gets to ride that thing,
I should get to borrow the car.

246
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,349
And I should get something.

247
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,152
I feel like we keep
coming back to stingray.

248
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,372
You see, you just got your
license. You need more practice.

249
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:13,601
I'm a doctor, I'm not some twerpy kid.

250
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,253
I held a man's heart
in my hand yesterday.

251
00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:19,812
Honey, you've been preparing
for surgery since you were eight.

252
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,526
You've had your license for three weeks.

253
00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:26,222
Doctor skills don't magically
translate into other skills.

254
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,599
Look at my eyeliner.

255
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,897
Oh, and remember, we're
not gonna be home later.

256
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,021
We have Brian Patrick's hula show.

257
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:38,234
I bet this is how dads in Texas feel
before their sons' football games.

258
00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:39,549
Hmm.

259
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,408
- Are you crazy?
- Close. I'm Rip Tide.

260
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,995
All right, everyone out. Get out!

261
00:13:50,493 --> 00:13:54,083
- Charles, you? You're a doctor.
- Sorry, I just really admire him.

262
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,144
I've always wanted to
be the bad boy, you know?

263
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,549
Manolo.

264
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,070
All right, let's get you down.

265
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,721
You are in recovery, still.

266
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,707
Your lung collapsed. You
barely survived that stunt.

267
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,978
Stunt? That was journalism.

268
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:17,963
And I've barely survived lots of
things. It's the only way to live.

269
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,610
Oh, come on, you're a teenager, you
must do wild things all the time.

270
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,989
I wish. My parents
are total fun killers.

271
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,640
They won't even let
me borrow the car to

272
00:14:26,664 --> 00:14:28,232
drive to Starbucks
with my best friend.

273
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,244
They're making you wait
till you get your license?

274
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,638
- That's so messed up.
- I have my license.

275
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,541
You have your license?
Then what's stopping you?

276
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,377
Little advice?

277
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,681
You gotta make your
own rules in this world.

278
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,132
Life's too short to be
asking for permission.

279
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,151
Just do you and apologize later.

280
00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:48,512
Yeah, that's not really my thing.

281
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:53,142
Oh, did you ask permission when you
jabbed that hairpin into my chest?

282
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,062
You need to take risks. Have confidence.

283
00:14:57,552 --> 00:15:02,192
I do. When I'm being a doctor.
Other stuff's just different.

284
00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:05,011
No, it's not. This is life, baby.

285
00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:06,897
You gotta find your "Yeaow!"

286
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,242
You're only a teenager once.

287
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,371
You can't just sit around and
wait for lightning to strike you.

288
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,166
Sometimes you gotta open an umbrella,

289
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,336
slap a colander on your
head, and go get it.

290
00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:23,768
Get behind the wheel of your own life.

291
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,670
- Freedom!
- We are golden goddesses!

292
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,655
I love being bad! And safe.

293
00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:38,041
What was that?

294
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,366
You popped a tire, slowpokes.

295
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,210
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! No!

296
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,654
My mom is gonna kill me.

297
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,549
I never should've listened to
a guy with a massive concussion.

298
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,493
It's fine. I'll just go down to
the beach and try to find some help.

299
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,739
If I don't make it back,
tell your brother I love him.

300
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,082
- Your older brother.
- Just go!

301
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,502
I know what brother.

302
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,470
- Wish me luck, I hope she likes it.
- She's gonna love it.

303
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,013
Tell her your dad made it.

304
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,099
It's definitely not what you should say.

305
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,648
Hi, Mele, excited for the show?

306
00:16:22,673 --> 00:16:24,675
Yeah! But more excited to see you.

307
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,903
So, I got
you a little something.

308
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,660
Wait.

309
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,744
What?

310
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,791
I know that smell. Kerosene.

311
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:44,895
Coconut oil.

312
00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:49,158
The heck did this fool come from?

313
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,302
Oh, no.

314
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,513
Not again.

315
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:58,599
Mele?

316
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,185
Mele?

317
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,192
I got you this lei.

318
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,080
Oh, what a cutie! I love a fire dancer.

319
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,417
That guy sucks. They're all chumps.

320
00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:42,156
- Whoa. Did you steal Mom's Malibu?
- Impala.

321
00:17:42,744 --> 00:17:45,080
And then I got a flat
tire and I'm stranded.

322
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,484
So, go ahead, make
fun of me all you want.

323
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,279
Why would I make fun of
you? This is impressive.

324
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,407
- Really?
- Yeah. You need help?

325
00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:57,604
No, not from you.

326
00:17:58,697 --> 00:18:00,429
Okay. Why are you so mad at me?

327
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,657
Because I work so hard and get nothing,

328
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,684
and Mom and Dad just
give you everything.

329
00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:08,037
Yeah, you work hard, but I work smart.

330
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:11,106
Actually, you work dumb.

331
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,049
Excuse me?

332
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,955
Okay. You know how I got this?

333
00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:19,531
I started small. A chill
mention about Mr. Kahala.

334
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,309
Next, I brought home a cookie cake.

335
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,704
Why? Because Mom and Dad
have a major sweet tooth.

336
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,148
The perfect in to tell
them that Mr. Kahala said

337
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,573
it was now or never with the Vespa.

338
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:32,753
Mom and Dad were so
crunked on cookie cake,

339
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,655
that they gave in without a fight.

340
00:18:35,404 --> 00:18:39,408
And that, my dude, is how you
get things out of our parents.

341
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:44,807
- By plying them with sugar?
- By greasing the wheels.

342
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,459
You know, Mr. Kahala never said
that he needed room in his garage.

343
00:18:47,484 --> 00:18:48,979
I made that part up.

344
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,572
You lied?

345
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,268
Hmm.

346
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,635
I underestimated you.

347
00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:00,213
You're, like, a mastermind
at being a teenager.

348
00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:03,575
- And you could be one, too.
- Oh, yeah, right.

349
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,993
I'm gonna be grounded for life

350
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,058
when I have to tell Mom
and Dad that I took the car.

351
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,119
Oh, my god, why would you tell them?

352
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,316
Okay, I'm gonna full-on school you.

353
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,480
I'm gonna change this tire,

354
00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:15,105
and we're gonna get back before
they get home from the hula thing.

355
00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:18,115
- So, lie to them?
- It's not lying.

356
00:19:19,086 --> 00:19:22,298
Ugh. My little doctor
sister has so much to learn.

357
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:24,089
Come on.

358
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,881
Sorry, man. There was
nothing you could do.

359
00:19:34,502 --> 00:19:36,588
He beat you with the ultimate orange.

360
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,510
Fire.

361
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,555
It's okay. I may have
signed up for Mele,

362
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,612
but now I also like
Luna, Alison, and Anani.

363
00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:52,833
That's Luna. She likes blue, so
I'm thinking about dyeing my hair.

364
00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:03,677
Oh, hi.

365
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,680
- Hi. Mm-hmm.
- You're Brian Patrick's mom?

366
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,415
- And Lahela's? The child prodigy?
- Mm-hmm.

367
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,434
Oh, yeah, we saw her rescue on the news.

368
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,627
Yes, I'm Clara. It's nice to meet you.

369
00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:13,312
We're such big fans of Lahela.

370
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,705
I mean, the way that she
saved that weatherman's life.

371
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:16,982
Such a hero.

372
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:19,484
Thank you. She is pretty amazing.

373
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,470
The way she just jumped
in to help, I mean...

374
00:20:21,495 --> 00:20:23,789
I'm sure your kid would've
done the same thing.

375
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:26,563
My 16-year-old
has a booger wall.

376
00:20:26,904 --> 00:20:27,822
Hmm.

377
00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,912
Your daughter is
responsible, accomplished,

378
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,438
and already giving back to the world.

379
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,273
You won the lottery of kids.

380
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,584
Oh, trust me, when it comes to Lahela,

381
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,070
I know I won the kid lottery.

382
00:20:39,691 --> 00:20:41,609
But maybe I should let her know that.

383
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,718
Come on, hurry. Mom and
Dad are gonna be home soon.

384
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,412
Okay, I'm trying. These
lug nuts are so small.

385
00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:49,443
- Pass me the other wrench.
- I got it.

386
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,925
If I can drive a
bronchoscope down a trachea,

387
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,771
I'm pretty sure I can handle a lug nut.

388
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:57,147
Kai, I survived! You won't
have to marry anybody else.

389
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,766
Not now, Steph. We
have to hustle. My

390
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,384
parents are gonna
be home any minute.

391
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:02,849
- Wait, aren't they at the hula show?
- What are you implying?

392
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,684
Whoo!

393
00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:17,167
That we have a little
bit of time, but not much.

394
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,193
- Okay.
- Come on.

395
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,926
Okay, there we go. I got it!

396
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,679
- Okay, let's go! Let's go!
- Let's go!

397
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,055
- Come on, come on!
- Get in the car! See you at home!

398
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:29,913
All right.

399
00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:31,965
- Get in, get in, get in!
- Yeah!

400
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,888
We did it! We did it! We did it!

401
00:21:53,935 --> 00:21:55,539
Just, just a little faster.

402
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,275
I am obeying the rules
of the road, okay?

403
00:21:58,626 --> 00:22:00,252
A good driver is a safe driver.

404
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,820
Five miles an hour?

405
00:22:01,845 --> 00:22:03,505
Six!

406
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,021
- Go!
- Okay.

407
00:22:37,631 --> 00:22:40,459
I mean, it's really
all about timing, isn't it?

408
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:44,404
I mean, you just have to have
really good rhythm, you know?

409
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:47,223
With all of those drums?
You were amazing.

410
00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:51,453
- Hey, guys. Welcome home.
- How was the hula show?

411
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,413
Good. What you guys been up to?

412
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:54,605
Nothing.

413
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,209
Just... watching this...

414
00:22:57,234 --> 00:22:58,643
nature documentary.

415
00:22:58,668 --> 00:22:59,668
Together?

416
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,483
The blue-tongued lizard can lie in wait,

417
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,469
motionless, for hours waiting
for its prey. Let's watch.

418
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,555
That's nice.

419
00:23:11,739 --> 00:23:14,159
At last, the unsuspecting 
cricket wanders

420
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:18,688
a bit too close and lunch is served.

421
00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:21,249
- We pulled it off.
- I told you we would.

422
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:23,877
Are you making popcorn?

423
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,904
This documentary actually
looks pretty good.

424
00:23:25,929 --> 00:23:29,115
I'm on to my next scam. Later, loser.

425
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,521
Hey, Kai.

426
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,356
- Thanks.
- No problem.

427
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,463
Wait, what's the scam?

428
00:23:40,322 --> 00:23:43,658
I am gonna butter Mom and Dad
up for some gas money with...

429
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,508
some hand-sized cookie cakes.

430
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,218
You mean cookies?

431
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,842
Uh, you just... You don't get it.

432
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,683
Stick to medicine.

433
00:23:55,159 --> 00:23:58,370
- Another great surgery, Lahela.
- Girl, you did that man a favor.

434
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,832
He got his gall bladder out and
a better-looking belly button.

435
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,295
Made that out of your ninny.

436
00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,484
Excellent handling of the laparoscope.

437
00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:07,546
- I'm very proud of you, Lahela.
- Should we celebrate at TJ's?

438
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,523
Dr. Lee, did I hear you say something
about you're buying this time?

439
00:24:10,548 --> 00:24:12,300
Yeah, right. You know what,

440
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:15,871
- I'll buy some fries for the table.
- Woah! Don't break the bank now!

441
00:24:16,214 --> 00:24:17,465
Have fun, guys.

442
00:24:20,374 --> 00:24:24,029
Hey, how about we go to TJ's?

443
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,174
And then after, you
can drop me off at home

444
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,045
and take Steph to Starbucks.

445
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,195
Wait, are you serious?

446
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,680
As long as you get me a venti

447
00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:36,342
Very Berry Hibiscus
Refresher with six sugars.

448
00:24:36,699 --> 00:24:38,843
- You know I have that sweet tooth.
- Sure!

449
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:41,731
And for the record,
I'm not always

450
00:24:41,755 --> 00:24:43,440
running around
saying you can't drive

451
00:24:43,465 --> 00:24:46,436
because I don't think you can do it.

452
00:24:46,658 --> 00:24:49,912
You are the most capable
16-year-old in the world.

453
00:24:51,009 --> 00:24:53,595
I know I won the kid lottery.

454
00:24:54,724 --> 00:24:55,724
Thanks, Mom.

455
00:24:56,741 --> 00:25:00,828
Honestly, the reason I'm so hesitant
about you driving is because I...

456
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,126
I'm not ready.

457
00:25:05,684 --> 00:25:07,602
You're already so grown up.

458
00:25:08,648 --> 00:25:10,942
I worry the minute you
start driving yourself,

459
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:13,720
you're gonna get in the
car and never come back.

460
00:25:14,934 --> 00:25:17,395
Mom, I will always come back.

461
00:25:19,033 --> 00:25:22,829
You better, because
you're my only baby girl.

462
00:25:28,209 --> 00:25:30,378
Besides, we live on an island.

463
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:32,464
So, even if I did just take off,

464
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,842
it's only about an hour and
ten tops around the whole thing.

465
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:37,869
Plus, I don't know how to do gas yet.

466
00:25:44,006 --> 00:25:45,924
- Does my one tire look different to you?
- I...

467
00:25:46,853 --> 00:25:51,691
Mom, they have these new
donut cake pops at Starbucks.

468
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,760
Oh, really?

469
00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:59,658
Yeah, it's a mini donut-shaped cake
dipped in frosting with sprinkles.

470
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,683
Ooh.

471
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,520
Steph goes way too hard
with them. It's a problem.

472
00:26:03,545 --> 00:26:07,424
- I'll bring you back one.
- Oh, that sounds good. Yeah.

473
00:26:15,591 --> 00:26:18,969
People have called me
a child prodigy my whole life.

474
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:23,198
And sure, being a 16-year-old
doctor is pretty exceptional.

475
00:26:23,223 --> 00:26:24,933
But my big brother,

476
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:29,212
the first-born with the great hair
who mostly skateboards through life,

477
00:26:29,968 --> 00:26:32,012
he's exceptional at being a teenager.

478
00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:34,707
Guess our family has two prodigies.

479
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,722
No wonder it's so hard
for my mom to let go of us.

480
00:26:39,456 --> 00:26:41,041
We're both pretty awesome.

481
00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:46,065
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