1 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:43,500 So... I'm pretty good at archery. 2 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,400 That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine 3 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,700 and your time machine breaks, and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages. 4 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:53,600 You're funny. It's weird. 5 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,400 Yeah. I'm weird. 6 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,500 Me too. 7 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:04,000 Yeah, right. Everyone loves you and your dad's like famous, or something. 8 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:12,500 My parents are getting a divorce, that's why I had to go to camp, so... 9 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:16,800 - Are you crying? - No. 10 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,900 Jesus. 11 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:31,900 Look... I'm not really an affectionate person. 12 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,600 People aren't meant to be together forever. 13 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,600 You think so? 14 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,100 Yeah. 15 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,100 Can I finger you? 16 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,400 No. 17 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,700 OK. 18 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:25,400 - Come on, baby, I got ya! - Don't drop me! 19 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,600 Hey! Hey! 20 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,300 Patrice! 21 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:41,100 Oh, my God! I told you that this was a pajama party. 22 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,600 What are you wearing? What is this? 23 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,300 You're wearing actual long johns? What?! 24 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,400 This is a frat party. 25 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,100 You just have to be drunk and look hot. 26 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,100 Watch and learn. 27 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:58,000 Hey. Hey! 28 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:01,800 I'm so drunk! 29 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Drink! Drink! Drink! 30 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,600 Hey, do you know that girl? 31 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,300 The sexy pioneer? 32 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:24,800 I think I know her. 33 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,300 I'd have sex with a pioneer. For sure. 34 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:32,200 A hungry pioneer lost on the trail. 35 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,800 - Do I know you? - Hi, Adam Franklin of Camp Weehawken. 36 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:40,500 I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me? 37 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:44,300 Yeah. Wow! Do you go here? Why? 38 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,200 - What are you doing at a party of frat? - No. I go to MIT, 39 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,500 but I have this family thing, and I grew up in Ann Arbor. 40 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,800 MIT? Wow. So you grew up to be a lot smarter than me. 41 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,800 Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore. 42 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:02,200 - Why? - 'Cause my brain's so big. 43 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,900 I agree, it didn't work. Drop it. 44 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,700 I like you. 45 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:15,900 What? Why? You don't even know me. 46 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:19,000 I like you. 47 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:25,500 I have to go to this stupid thing tomorrow. You wanna come with me? 48 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:29,300 Yeah, sure. I'll come with you. 49 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:34,700 - What is it? - Some stupid thing. 50 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,300 I wanted to leave you with something David said to me 51 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,400 almost every day at the lab. 52 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,400 It's Einstein. 53 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,000 "There are only two ways to live your life. 54 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,000 One, as if nothing is a miracle. 55 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,700 The other, as if everything is a miracle." 56 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:55,400 For David, there was no bigger miracle than his family. 57 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:02,600 His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra. 58 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,000 Mom? 59 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,400 I want you to meet Adam. 60 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,300 I'm so sorry. 61 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:17,300 And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin. 62 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:21,600 Boyfriend. And my best friend. 63 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:26,100 Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know you were dating someone, Emma. 64 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,300 Oh, I'm not. 65 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:32,000 I just had a one-night stand with him when I was 14. 66 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,900 It was a really nice funeral. 67 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,800 I'm sorry. 68 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:13,400 I'm glad you stayed. 69 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,100 Me too. 70 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,500 So, I'll call you, or something... 71 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,300 Adam, you're wonderful. 72 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:30,200 If you're lucky, you're never gonna see me again. 73 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,000 Yes. 74 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,500 Hey. 75 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:06,100 Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. 76 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,800 You have two gay dads. 77 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,000 Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads. 78 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,800 They helped me move my boxes sophomore year. 79 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,800 They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though. 80 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,100 - So, yeah. - OK. 81 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,400 - You're Patrice, right? - Yes. 82 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,000 Yeah, Eli. I'm with... Adam! 83 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,900 I'll be right back. 84 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,700 Pick up some of that kettle corn. 85 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,300 - It's Patrice. - Hey! 86 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,500 - Patrice! Hey! - How are you? 87 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,100 - Weird. - Wow. 88 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,900 I haven't seen you in... wow. 89 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,400 - How are you? - Good. 90 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,900 Adam. 91 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,400 Emma. 92 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,100 What is this, the Peach Pit? 93 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:51,500 - And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference. - Yeah, you're super straight. 94 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:54,100 - What are you doing here? - I just moved here a week ago. 95 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,200 I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital. 96 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,800 - Hi. - Vanessa, this is Emma. 97 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:04,900 - Emma, Vanessa. - Hi. How do you do? 98 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:06,500 This is our friend, Patrice. 99 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:09,300 - Hi. How do you do? - How do I what? 100 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,100 - Hi. - Hi. 101 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,100 Hi, you look nice. 102 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,400 It's nice to meet you. 103 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,900 You remember my sister, Katie. She's just finishing school here. 104 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:22,000 Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since... 105 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,500 - Yeah, Dad's funeral. - Dad's funeral. 106 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,900 Sad. 107 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,800 OK. Well, we should head out, so... 108 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,800 Yeah, we should, too. You know... 109 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,400 But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number. 110 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,100 Yeah, just give me your phone. I'll put it in there. 111 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:43,000 Yeah, that's probably easier. 112 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,300 We really have to be somewhere now, so... 113 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,400 Yeah. We should... 114 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,000 Totally. Totally. 115 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,900 All right, well, good to hang out. 116 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,700 - Good seeing you guys. Have fun. - Yeah. 117 00:09:56,700 --> 00:10:02,000 - Take care. - Take care, ladies. 118 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,600 And cut! 119 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,200 - Great. - That's good. 120 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,300 - OK! Yeah! - Great. Great. 121 00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:01,400 OK, guys, we're gonna do this again. All right? Five minutes. 122 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,300 - All right, let's... - Good job. 123 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:06,300 - Great job. Great job... - Wait. What are, people? 124 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:10,700 - Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks. 125 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:13,100 You looked great! 126 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:16,700 Sari. I told you to play hard to get. 127 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:20,400 I'm incredibly easy to get! 128 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,400 Adam. 129 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,400 You were gonna ask me something before the break. 130 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,900 - What was it? - Yeah, I... 131 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,400 Wait, wait, wait. Fuck, fuckety-fuck. What was it? Stop. 132 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,000 You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad, 133 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,200 - which is, yeah, totally fine. - Thank you. 134 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,200 By the way, tell your dad, it's like my favorite show ever. 135 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,000 Love it, own it, lost it, bought it again. It's so great. 136 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,800 "Great Scott!" 137 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,800 - You probably hear that all the time. - Not that much. 138 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,300 Yeah. 139 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,100 Chuck! 140 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,600 Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time, 141 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:56,700 I'm gonna take that thing away. 142 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,800 Hello. How can I help you? 143 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:14,000 - Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in. 144 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,400 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 145 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,800 Check it out. 146 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,300 Vinyasa yoga and the Army Ranger workout. 147 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:41,000 - I combined them! - Wow. That's very impressive. 148 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,600 I'm gonna do a video, I think. Vinyasa Power. 149 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,700 I can almost see where your muscles go. 150 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,900 Very funny. Hit me. 151 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,200 No, I'm not gonna hit you. I don't want to hurt you. 152 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,700 You're not gonna hurt me. 153 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,600 Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot. 154 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,500 Come on, quick, before I get a hernia! 155 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,800 No. 156 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,100 You're right. Let's smoke some weed. 157 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,100 This is really good stuff. 158 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,800 My agent got me one of those medical marijuana cards. 159 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,600 It's nice to see they're supporting your career. 160 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,000 Yeah. So, how's the show going? 161 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,600 I mean, great. 162 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,700 I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog. 163 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,300 At least you're writing, that's what's important. 164 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:28,400 No. I'm an assistant. 165 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,600 Well, but... at least they've seen your writing. 166 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,200 Not yet. 167 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,300 Actually... 168 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,000 I wanted to get your opinion on this episode that I wrote. 169 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,700 Kind of a sample. 170 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,700 That's my boy. 171 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,700 I'll take a look at it, sure. And then I'll call somebody. 172 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:55,700 No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think. 173 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,000 OK. 174 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,900 So... 175 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,600 Are you having sex? 176 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,000 Yes. I'm having sex. 177 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 'Cause if you want any pointers, you know... 178 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,400 ...I can help you out. If there's one thing you learn 179 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,500 after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty. 180 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:18,100 - Anyone special? - No. 181 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,300 I mean, not since Vanessa. 182 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,200 It's been a year. It's time to move on. 183 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,200 It's been eight months, Dad. 184 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:30,100 What did you want to talk to me about, anyway? 185 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:37,600 - You got a dog? Seriously, that's... - Freckles! Come! 186 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,600 You didn't tell him yet? 187 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,100 Damn! 188 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,700 I... 189 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,900 Adam, I wanted to tell you. I was just about to tell you. 190 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,300 How long? 191 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,700 - Well... - How long? 192 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,900 Not long. I... 193 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:01,400 She needed a place to stay because, you know, her landlord is such a D-bag. 194 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,500 Christmas. I ran into her at a party. 195 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:10,200 We got to talking. About you, mostly. 196 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,300 It looked so soft! 197 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,900 It's not. God! 198 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:21,400 Oh, that really hurt. Damn. 199 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:26,000 You're fucking my ex-girlfriend? 200 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,800 Well, yeah, but... 201 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,900 - She's just so hot. - I know how hot she is. 202 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,100 - That's really sweet. Thanks, guys. - Fuck you! 203 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:41,400 Adam. All right, I'm not the perfect dad. 204 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,500 But the worst thing you can do in life is to say no to love. 205 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,800 And I think she really loves me. 206 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,000 Don't. 207 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,500 Adam. 208 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,800 Hey, you know the best part about my gay dads? 209 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,000 What? 210 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,100 They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends. 211 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,900 That's true. 212 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,700 Hey, I heard. You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh? 213 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:08,700 - Wow, Wallace! - She chose your dad over you, man. 214 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:12,400 That's like trading an iPod for a 8 track. 215 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,800 You need to get even. Go have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends. 216 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,100 Hey, you think when he's busting a nut, 217 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:22,700 he's like, "Great Scott"? No? 218 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:26,500 Wait. Can we talk about something else? Like, literally, anything else? 219 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,500 - Yeah. - Of course. Yeah. 220 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:32,500 - Great Scott. - OK. 221 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,900 - That's it. I'm going for it. - Going for what? 222 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,800 I'm gonna call every girl in my phone 223 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,600 until someone agrees to have sex with me. 224 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,300 - That's strong. Toast to that. - Toast. 225 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,300 That is a terrible, self-destructive plan, 226 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:51,000 and we're behind you a hundred percent. 227 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,900 Well, hello to you! 228 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,500 Yeah, I can come to Ohio. 229 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,800 Ohio? No, you can't. 230 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,000 I'll take a cab. 231 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,100 No, it's fine. I'll come to you. 232 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,700 What hospital? 233 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:13,300 I just really need to be with someone right now. 234 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,800 Hey, I was wondering... 235 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,700 Do you have someplace I could put my boner? 236 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:22,100 No, it's just... we could just snuggle or something. 237 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:26,100 What? Well, how old are you? 238 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,200 - Oh... - OK. 239 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,700 I got it! I got it. 240 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,600 I got it. I got it. 241 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,500 I got it! 242 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:11,200 You don't remember my name, do you? 243 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,300 It's OK. 244 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:21,400 It's Shira, and you look like you could use some coffee. 245 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,300 Yes. Coffee's good. 246 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,000 I got... 247 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,900 Where are my pants? 248 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,500 I don't know. They could be anywhere. Here's your coffee. 249 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,500 Thank you. 250 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,400 Did you have a good time last night? 251 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:56,800 It was all right. Nothing special. 252 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:04,400 Listen, I want you to know that... 253 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,300 ...I respect you. 254 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,300 Thank you. 255 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:12,700 Normally, I would remember the name of someone that I've... 256 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,900 What? Oh, my God. 257 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:18,400 Did you think we had sex? Oh, my God, we did not have sex. 258 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,000 Hey, Adam. You left your socks in my room. 259 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,400 - Did I? - You did. 260 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,200 Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room? 261 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,100 No. When we met, you weren't wearing pants. 262 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,500 Stop teasing him, you guys. 263 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,100 - Patrice. Hey, I know you. - Hey. 264 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,300 - Yeah. - OK. 265 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,700 What happened last night? 266 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:46,200 - Did we do it? - We had sex. 267 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,800 Yeah. I really liked it. 268 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:55,700 I didn't know that my body could handle that much pain. 269 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:58,900 And that I would like it. 270 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,100 You're up. 271 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,000 Emma. 272 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,700 - You live here? - Yep. 273 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,100 You feeling any better? 274 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:12,200 Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night? 275 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,300 No, you didn't. 276 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,800 - No. Sorry. - You didn't. 277 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,300 Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny. 278 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,500 Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy. 279 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:28,500 But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me. 280 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:32,000 Yes. Thank you. 281 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,500 You don't have to feel embarrassed, because we're all doctors, 282 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,800 so we see literally hundreds of penises a week. 283 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,100 I see thousands. 284 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,600 I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday. 285 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,800 - So, we are cool with penises here. - OK. 286 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,300 We're professionals. 287 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,000 Well... 288 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,800 It has been a pleasure. 289 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,500 Bravo. 290 00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:01,800 - Nice. - Bravo, bravo. 291 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,300 Yep, I'm definitely gay. 292 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,800 So, how did I get here? 293 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,400 You texted me that it was an emergency, 294 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,700 and then I texted you my address, and then you came over. 295 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:16,300 And I think you thought you were at home, 296 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,500 because you started taking off all your clothes. 297 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,700 Oh, God. 298 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:25,200 - Here are your pants. - Thank you. 299 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,900 So... 300 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:36,200 - Did I just pass out on your couch? - No. 301 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,800 No, then you did this thing. It was... 302 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,400 ...like a dance? 303 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,800 - Dance? - Yeah, like... 304 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,500 - I shook my dick at you? - Yeah. 305 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,100 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 306 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,500 No, no, it was... it was exciting. 307 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,800 It was like you were cheering while you were doing it. 308 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:03,100 You were like, "Look at my dick!" 309 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:06,400 - Did you look at it? - Yeah, I looked. 310 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:11,100 It was nice. You have a really nice penis. 311 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,600 - Nice? - It seems kind of like carefree. 312 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,200 - Yeah? - Yeah. 313 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,700 Jesus. I don't know where to start. My dad's... 314 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:23,200 My dad's dating my ex-girlfriend. 315 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,300 You told me about it last night. 316 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,100 Did I tell you like in a charming way? 317 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,600 Was I like charming and funny when I told you? 318 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,900 Yeah. You were... 319 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,900 ...naked and crying. 320 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,500 Yeah. 321 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,600 I'm a mess. 322 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,800 Hey. 323 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,800 It's gonna be OK. 324 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,200 Thanks. 325 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:01,100 Seriously. 326 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,600 Thank you. 327 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:08,100 I should probably get ready now. I don't want to be late. 328 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:12,200 Yeah, it's... You don't want to be late. 329 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:16,400 No, that would be bad. 330 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,500 Condom? 331 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,400 - Condom. Get a condom. - I know. Condoms. 332 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:47,000 - OK. - Condoms. 333 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,100 Got it. 334 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,900 - Got it. - Hurry. 335 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,300 You need help? 336 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,600 - I got it. - OK. 337 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,400 Here we go. 338 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,900 Oh, you got your... 339 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:10,200 - Yep. - Let me just... 340 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,100 - Hey. - Yeah. 341 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:34,000 - We're having sex. - I know. 342 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:42,200 Emma, we have to be in the hospital in ten minutes. 343 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,500 OK. 344 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,100 You have 45 seconds to pull your shit together, OK? 345 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,600 - I'm way ahead of you. - Fine. 346 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,100 Fine. 347 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,300 - Found it! - Oh, great. 348 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,200 Thank you. 349 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,500 So, we're not gonna tell anyone about this, OK? 350 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,600 - Yeah. Of course. - It's just easier that way. 351 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,700 - Definitely. - Good. 352 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:51,100 Emma, time to go! 353 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,800 Coming! 354 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,400 - All right? - Is this? 355 00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:01,500 - No. - It looks like something happened. 356 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,300 I'm gonna get the bill. I'll pay for it. 357 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,400 Thank you. 358 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,700 - Hey. - Hey. 359 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,000 Hi. 360 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,300 I just wanted to follow up that text with a phone call. 361 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,800 Wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again. 362 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,200 I'm starving. 363 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,300 That's weird. You just pulled up 364 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:33,000 in front of the restaurant that I'm eating at. 365 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,400 Hey. 366 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,200 Hi. 367 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,200 - Hey. I'm Sam. - We work together at the hospital. 368 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,300 We have like 15 minutes to get food, so... 369 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,500 She's just using me for my car. 370 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:48,300 - You're a doctor? - Not yet. Fingers crossed. 371 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:52,500 Awesome. That's awesome for you. 372 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,200 - Hey, Eli. - Hey. 373 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,500 Well, we're kind of in a rush, so it was good seeing you. 374 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,000 - Nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 375 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,500 You look beautiful today. 376 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,300 Nice meeting you. 377 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,300 You piece of shit. 378 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:18,600 - What? - "What?" Let me ask you. 379 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,200 Did you have sex with Emma? 380 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,500 No. 381 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,000 Did you have sex with Emma? 382 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,400 Yes. 383 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:36,000 - I'm not supposed to tell anyone. - Yes! Wow! 384 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,800 I called her, but she didn't call me back. She sent me a text. 385 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,600 - All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi." 386 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,100 - Just "Hi"? - "Hi." 387 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,800 With nothing else? Just "H-i"? 388 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,700 I don't know. What do I do with that? I don't know. 389 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,200 That's not good. 390 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,300 You just gotta walk away, pal. It's over. 391 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,700 - She's not into it. - Shit. Seriously? 392 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:59,700 - Good seeing you guys. - See you later. 393 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,500 You really think she's just using him for his car? 394 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:09,300 No, Adam, I don't. I think he wants to fuck her in his Prius. 395 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,800 And the thing about fucking in a Prius 396 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,200 is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards. 397 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:20,300 - 'Cause of the carbon footprint. - Yeah. 398 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,300 - Metzner talked to me the other day. - Shut up. What did he say? 399 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:29,300 He was like, "No, you're doing that wrong." It was amazing. 400 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,800 Emma. 401 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,600 What are you doing here? 402 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:40,400 Hi. You didn't call me back, so I thought I'd come here. 403 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,200 It's for you. 404 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,700 "Congrats"? For what? Having sex with you? 405 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:52,800 Yeah. You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon. 406 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,000 - I'm working. - OK. 407 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,500 So, what's up with not calling me back? 408 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,000 - I'm not good at this stuff. - At what, talking? 409 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,100 Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. 410 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,900 It's just... This is... 411 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:09,500 If we were in a relationship, 412 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:13,200 I'd become a weird, scary version of myself, and... 413 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,000 My throat starts constricting, the walls start throbbing. 414 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,900 It's like a peanut allergy, like... an emotional peanut allergy. 415 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:23,300 Well, I can't date you, either. 'Cause you're not my dad's type, so... 416 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:25,400 Emma, rounds. Hey, Adam. 417 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:30,300 - What's up? - Look, I should probably go. 418 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,500 Thank you. We'll be friends, right? 419 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,000 Yeah, friends. 420 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,300 With the height difference? 421 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,200 We stand next to each other, it looks like he's kidnapping me. 422 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,200 - What? - You always do this. 423 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,500 You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. 424 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,700 And I date guys who have real problems. 425 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:50,200 I date guys who steal my credit card, 426 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,000 and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. 427 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,600 You find these perfect guys, 428 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,300 and then you're like, "It'll never work, he's too happy." 429 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,500 What's up, Dr. Metzner? 430 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:06,200 Did I just say "What's up" to Stephen Metzner? 431 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,700 That was really hard to watch. 432 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:13,400 Look, I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship. 433 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,200 But I'd just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old T-shirts. 434 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,800 - Just from a purely logical aspect... - What are you doing? 435 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:25,700 - I'm texting him. - Of course you are. 436 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,000 You know, you shouldn't have gotten her a balloon actually. 437 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,200 Who do you think you are, the old guy from Up? 438 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,200 You told me to get her a balloon. 439 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,000 Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it. It's a terrible idea. 440 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,600 Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this, 441 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,900 - so don't say anything to anyone. OK? - All right, I won't. 442 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,900 - It's from Emma. - What's it say? 443 00:30:55,900 --> 00:31:00,700 - "Where are you?" - What are you writing? 444 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,700 "Hi, how are you doing?" And then a winky face. 445 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,900 No, Adam, it's after 10pm. 446 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,100 Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying: 447 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,400 "Hey, I want to have sex with you, 448 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,300 but I just need to know how drunk you are." 449 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,100 Hey. 450 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,600 Did you fuck Emma and then bring her a balloon? 451 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,600 What? Did you tell him? 452 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,900 No! Yes! 453 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:24,400 - You can't tell anyone. - She just texted him, "Where are you?" 454 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,600 Oh, she wants the dick. 455 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,100 Adam, you want to come back strong here. Go from a position of power. 456 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:33,900 Something like, "Where am I? Why don't you check your underpants." 457 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:36,000 - Yeah. Don't write that. - Yeah! 458 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,200 - I would never write that. - See, I like to be kind of scary. 459 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,600 Like, "Boo! Here comes my dick." 460 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,100 Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon? 461 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:49,700 Can we not tell everyone? 462 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,000 I apologize. 463 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,600 So, what'd you write back? 464 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,100 "Hi." 465 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:10,000 - Yeah, that could work. - Yeah, it's not bad. "Hi" is fine. 466 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,800 There were so many interesting things going on. 467 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,400 - Yeah. - That flippy thing, what was that? 468 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,800 Sure, I just, I don't know, I had an idea, I just went with it. 469 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:30,100 - That was a really good call. - Thank you. 470 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,800 We probably shouldn't snuggle. 471 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,400 Yeah. That just felt wrong. 472 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,800 I should head out. 473 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,600 - Already? - Yeah. 474 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,900 You want to grab a muffin or something? 475 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,600 I can't. I have to go to work. 476 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:56,100 OK. You know, I don't want to freak you out, but... 477 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:59,500 ...I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime. 478 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,500 It's not really possible. I have no time. 479 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:08,100 I work 80 hours a week, doing 36-hour shifts. 480 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:11,200 What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2am, 481 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,600 who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with. 482 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,400 I hate breakfast. And lying. 483 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,000 I also hate war. 484 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,800 Do you want to do this? 485 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,100 Do what? 486 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:40,700 Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night. 487 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:44,000 Nothing else. 488 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:52,700 - Yeah, I could do that. - Good. 489 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,800 It's gonna be fun. 490 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,800 - You know this is never gonna work. - Why not? 491 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,800 Because clearly you're gonna fall in love with me. 492 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,100 Oh, really? Well, then we just do this 493 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:10,700 until one of us feels something more, and then we stop. 494 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:16,800 - Well, it won't be me. - It won't be me. 495 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:21,800 Good luck with that. 496 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,900 - Hey. - Hey. 497 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,000 We're sex friends. 498 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,600 Just friends who have sex. 499 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,600 That's not possible. 500 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:58,400 I'm going to distribute these for an hour or so. 501 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,200 Listen, we should keep this simple. 502 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,200 I mean, maybe we should establish some ground rules. 503 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,500 Ground rules. Good idea. 504 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:21,000 OK, well, we can start with no fighting. 505 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,100 - No lying. - Those are good ones. 506 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:28,100 No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes. 507 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:31,200 Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come. 508 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,000 Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath? 509 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,200 - Yeah. - Yeah? 510 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,100 - I'd let you die. - Oh, yeah? 511 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:40,700 I'll be back in like... an hour. 512 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,400 Have fun. 513 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,300 I'm just getting some yogurt. 514 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:50,800 God, I am single as fuck. 515 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,400 Oh, my God. 516 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,400 It looks like it's coming right at me. 517 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,200 Hey, one more thing. 518 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,100 Don't call my penis cute. 519 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,100 Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear, 520 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,500 and it's giving you a Care Stare. 521 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:18,700 Don't dress up your penis. Ever. 522 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,600 Does your insurance cover invasive procedures? 523 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,700 OK. OK, this is getting a little too realistic. 524 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:37,600 Trust me. 525 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:55,000 I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! 526 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,300 Yes, I'm ready. 527 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:06,300 What are you doing?! 528 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,200 I just friended you. Do you think you're gonna confirm or ignore? 529 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,500 Oh, I'm gonna confirm. For sure. 530 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:18,400 Yeah, look at you. Of course. 531 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,900 Anytime. Need some help? 532 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:27,400 Oh, beautiful! Beautiful! 533 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:43,500 ...the tomatoes are Australian. 534 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,900 - What was that? - What? 535 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:54,900 - Are you being jealous? - Of that guy? Come on. 536 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,800 Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing. 537 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:02,200 - Ah, so you like him. - Adam, I'm not yours. 538 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,000 No, of course not. Why would I think that? 539 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,700 Wow. Prius. Nice. 540 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,300 - It's kind of girly, but nice, huh? - What do you drive? 541 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:18,600 Just an old BMW. Five series. Right there. 542 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600 Oh, yeah, sure. I actually paid for mine. 543 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,300 I didn't take it from my parents. 544 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:26,800 Yeah, I paid for mine, too. 545 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,700 Oh, yeah? 546 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,300 You're a big guy. Do you work out? 547 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,800 Oh. I row. 548 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,400 Like boats? 549 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,900 - I rowed crew at Harvard. - Oh, Harvard. 550 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:42,800 What were you, a cocksman? What do they say? 551 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,900 - What do they call it? - Coxswain. 552 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:49,600 No. You know, I get it, right? That you're sleeping with Emma? 553 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,000 I what? 554 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,300 That you and Emma have sex sometimes. I get it. 555 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:55,900 She's tired, she calls you up, you drive over, 556 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,000 and have sex for, I'm guessing, ten minutes. 557 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,700 Think that's gonna last? 558 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,800 I don't know what you're talking about. 559 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,400 Sure you do. And that's fine, for now. 560 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,900 But you should just know that I'm gonna be there right next to her every day, 561 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,600 using big words... 562 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,100 ...saving people's lives. 563 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,200 Then, when she's done having her fun with you, she's gonna 564 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:22,900 come running to me, because I'm a grownup, and I have a real job. 565 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:27,500 I can actually take care of her, you know? 566 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,700 I'm the guy she marries, Adam. 567 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:39,900 You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom. 568 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:56,900 - What's this? - These are my feet, Adam. 569 00:39:56,900 --> 00:40:00,400 - They're fantastic. - No, this. 570 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,700 That's your script. 571 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,600 Your dad told me to give it to you. 572 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,300 Yeah, he read it, and he gave you notes, and... 573 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:11,500 I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, 574 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,900 but I'm not prepared to say that we didn't. 575 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,400 I know that you have issues with your dad, and that's cool, 576 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,800 but he really likes you and he definitely likes me, 577 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,600 and we were just jamming ideas and goofing around 578 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,800 and tripping our balls off. 579 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,800 Hey. So... I really feel like it needs to be more ghetto. 580 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,300 You know, like, more crunk? Can you work it out? Thanks. 581 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,800 - Hey. Nice moves. - Hey. 582 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,800 I know you were trying really hard out there, but it just didn't work. 583 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,700 Hey, would you ever? I... 584 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:44,000 I wrote an episode. 585 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000 - I used to write in college, so... - OK. 586 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,800 I'm gonna have to stop you right there. 587 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,100 - Not your job. - Yeah. 588 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:56,000 Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things, 589 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,600 so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool. 590 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,300 - Really? - Yeah. 591 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:01,700 - Thank you. - Sure. 592 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:05,700 Megan listens to me. Sometimes. 593 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:09,400 Victoria! Seriously? Like, I can see you smoking right there. 594 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,600 Put it out! I'm not gonna chase you. 595 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:19,400 I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna... Victoria! Hey! 596 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,700 Emma! 597 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:25,800 Katie, is everything OK? I got your message. 598 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,700 Emma, I have really good news. 599 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,900 OK, it happened yesterday after the picnic, 600 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:35,800 but I wanted to tell you in person. 601 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,100 Oh, my God. 602 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,500 I'm getting married. 603 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:40,900 I'm getting married! 604 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:45,100 - You're getting married. - I'm getting married! 605 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:47,800 Mom is so excited. 606 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,900 She was like screaming and crying last night. 607 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:53,600 And she's gonna fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress. 608 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,600 With who? "Bones"? Who's Bones? 609 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,200 - Oh, crap. - Katie, who's Bones? 610 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,100 He's Mom's friend. 611 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:06,400 I wasn't supposed to tell you about it. Crap. 612 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,000 She has a boyfriend? Named Bones? 613 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,800 - What is he, a drifter? - No. 614 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,500 Why didn't she tell me? 615 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,300 Well, Emma... 616 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:22,100 You're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that. 617 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:25,300 - What's that supposed to mean? - It just is true. 618 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:28,300 Look, Katie. 619 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:31,700 You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school? 620 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:34,800 I love him. 621 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,100 Tea for your 'gina. 622 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:46,200 Thanks. My sister's getting married. 623 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,000 - Yes, we know that. - We heard. 624 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,100 Oh, shut up, Emma. 625 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,700 Did you take your Pamprin? 626 00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:53,600 - Leave me alone. - You leave me alone. 627 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,700 I love it when we're all on the same cycle. 628 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:57,600 We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight. 629 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,100 You are not even a woman. 630 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:04,300 Who is that? 631 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,000 Hello? 632 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,500 Hey, it's Adam. 633 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,600 Are you kidding me? 634 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,600 Go away. 635 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,400 I've got cupcakes. 636 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,200 Hello, everyone. 637 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,800 I told you not to come. It's not safe in here. 638 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,000 Do you think that you have red velvet in there? 639 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,700 I might. 640 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:45,900 Let's take a look and see what we have here. 641 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:49,100 Shira, chocolate. Now. 642 00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:52,700 I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. 643 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,900 This is very exciting. 644 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:58,800 Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days. 645 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,400 Nice memorization. Did you Google that? 646 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,500 I may have. 647 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:08,700 Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. 648 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:11,800 It's like a crime scene in my pants. 649 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,100 Oh. I also... 650 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,500 ...made you this. 651 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:22,300 To help soothe your womb. 652 00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,100 It's a mix. 653 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:28,100 "Even Flow," "Red Red Wine." 654 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,800 "Sunday Bloody Sunday"? 655 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,600 Adam. 656 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,900 Did you make me a period mix? 657 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:37,700 That's so romantic. 658 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:39,900 Frank Sinatra. 659 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,100 "I've Got The World On A String." 660 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:45,600 It's a classic. 661 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:49,400 Keep, keep bleedin' love 662 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,100 I keep bleedin'... 663 00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:53,400 Get that shit away from me. 664 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,200 Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus. 665 00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:02,200 Just take it, or I'm gonna keep singing. 666 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:09,500 Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love 667 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,400 Oh, shit. 668 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,200 Oh, Adam. 669 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,600 Adam. 670 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,100 What? 671 00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:39,000 We fell asleep. We were spooning. 672 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,600 - We were? - Yeah. 673 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,800 And we were spooning with our clothes on, 674 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,000 which is like ten times worse. 675 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 676 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,700 - Fully clothed spoon. - This is bad. 677 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,400 This is my fault. I should not have made you soup. 678 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,300 - What are we gonna do? - About what? 679 00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:09,700 Maybe we should... Maybe we should stop for a while. 680 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:13,200 No, we're not stopping. 681 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,700 Yeah, well, I don't know. 682 00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:23,100 Go hook up with someone else. 683 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,600 - Are you serious? - Yeah, go... 684 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,800 Go to the nearest bar and have sex with a stranger. 685 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:33,100 - You're kidding? - No. 686 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:43,200 - This is crazy. - You made me a period mix. 687 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,400 Adam, this is an emergency. 688 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,900 - So you just want me to go? - Yeah. 689 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:52,400 - Just have sex with a random woman? - Yeah, go. 690 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,300 Like a sexual woman? 691 00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:56,700 Yes! 692 00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:03,400 I'll go have sex with someone, too. 693 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,600 OK. 694 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:18,500 - No, this is gonna be good for us. - Yeah. It's great. 695 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:23,600 Great. Well done. Well played. 696 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,000 Bye. 697 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,700 I haven't seen her in two weeks, so... 698 00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:32,400 She said I should hook up with other people. 699 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,800 I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? 700 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,400 - Look at my face. - No, I get it. I just... 701 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,100 Look at my face. What does my face say? 702 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,600 Yeah, Adam, come on, you're living every man's dreams. 703 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,500 I mean, she wants you to hook up with other girls. 704 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,700 - Yes. - Look, in ten years from now, 705 00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:47,700 you're gonna be having sex with your wife. 706 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,700 And it's gonna be in the missionary position. 707 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,100 - And one of you is going to be asleep. - Yep. 708 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,300 And you're gonna think back to this moment, 709 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:57,300 and you're gonna call me up, crying. 710 00:47:57,300 --> 00:48:00,800 And I'm gonna laugh in your face, Adam. I'm sorry, but it's what I'm gonna do. 711 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,500 This is a gift right now. 712 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,400 You don't even have to have breakfast with her. 713 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,100 I know. I get that. I just... 714 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:10,700 Look at my face. 715 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,100 You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight? 716 00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:16,400 No. Things were getting too intense, so we decided not to see each other 717 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,300 until we hook up with other people. 718 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:23,100 OK. Yes. Good. We are getting laid tonight, right? 719 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:25,600 This is gonna be like Sideways, except that you're Paul Giamatti, 720 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,000 - and I'm the guy that gets laid. - I can't get laid? 721 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,800 No. Tonight is about me, Emma. All right? I'm feeling hot. 722 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,800 I'm feeling good. I am wearing bikini bottoms 723 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,400 because my other underwear is dirty. 724 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,300 All right, we're hot. You feel hot? 725 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:39,500 No one threw up on me today. 726 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:43,000 We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts! 727 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,000 - OK. - Remember, we're sluts! 728 00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:02,500 Good evening, sir. 729 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:08,500 No, I got that! I got that, pal. That's gonna be me. 730 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:11,700 - Did you just open the car door for me? - Yes, I did. 731 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,300 No one's ever done that for me before. Do it again. 732 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:17,300 All right. 733 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,300 - How's that? - It's amazing. 734 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:26,600 Can I have your arm? 735 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,500 So, when I have to tell someone that someone they loved died, 736 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:32,500 it's hard, you know? Sometimes I laugh. 737 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:35,000 Because it's kind of weird. 738 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,400 Very nice. 739 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,200 - Oh, don't even think about it. - I'm gonna go talk to him. 740 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,000 Emma, no. 741 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,100 I'm gonna do this. 742 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:50,900 Emma, think about your career. Do not do this. 743 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:53,000 - Dr. Metzner. - Yes? 744 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,900 Hi. I'm Emma Kurtzman. 745 00:49:55,900 --> 00:50:04,300 I've been ho, ho, hoping that I'd get the chance to talk to you. 746 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,600 - Does anyone here need a drink? - Patrón! 747 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,300 How are you guys doing? 748 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:12,900 - Joy, come join us. - Hey, Joy. 749 00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:14,400 - What's up? - I have to work. 750 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,900 - Come on, just sit down for a second. - Sit down. 751 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:17,900 - OK. - Come on. Here. You take that one. 752 00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:19,200 - We're just hanging. - Thank you. 753 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,000 Screw the customers. 754 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,700 She is so good at impressions. 755 00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:26,300 - Do an impression, then. - Yes, do an impression. 756 00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:30,600 All right, guess who this is. 757 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,000 Dad! 758 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,000 - Dad! - Oh, my God, that's so cute. 759 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,100 - I don't know. - Come on. 760 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,800 - Where are you? - I don't know. 761 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,800 - Where are you, Dad? - It's Nemo. 762 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,600 - Yes! - Yeah. 763 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,900 - Nemo. - Amazing. 764 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:48,100 I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that? 765 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:50,900 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how. 766 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,900 - Drew Barrymore. - I don't know if I'm drunk enough. 767 00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:55,600 - Come on. - You can't do Drew Barrymore. 768 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,700 Oh, but she can. 769 00:50:57,700 --> 00:51:03,600 Happy holidays. I was in The Wedding Singer. 770 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,100 That's it. That's all I have. 771 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,500 That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore. 772 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,500 You kind of even looked like her when you did it. 773 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:14,100 Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much. 774 00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:16,100 You do? 775 00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:17,600 Yeah. 776 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,200 Lisa... 777 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,800 ...I love you. 778 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,800 - Wait. - I'm seriously in love with you. 779 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,700 Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner? 780 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:30,300 - I didn't have the courage. - Oh, my God. This is amazing. 781 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:34,400 - God, you look so beautiful. - And your eyes are so pretty. 782 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,400 - Have you got? - Let's do this. 783 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,600 Wallace, could you take a picture of this? 784 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,300 Yeah, Wallace, I got a camera right here, if you just wanna... 785 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:45,500 No problem at all. Just get a little closer, ladies. 786 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,700 All right. Everybody smile. 787 00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:52,300 Happy ho-lidays! 788 00:51:58,100 --> 00:51:59,500 Hey, hey! 789 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,700 Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. 790 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:05,700 Can I get you a dri? 791 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,300 You want to get out of here? 792 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:11,700 Yes. Yeah. 793 00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:15,500 I'll get my stuff. 794 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:43,500 Listen, don't fuck one of those girls. 795 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:48,700 They're not... they're not nice. They're not nice girls. 796 00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:51,000 What? Emma? 797 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,700 Is that you? 798 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:55,300 Katie! 799 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:58,600 Yeah, hi. What are you doing? Where are you? 800 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,900 I'm just studying for the doctor test. 801 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:03,500 You're coming tomorrow, right? 802 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,300 Hold on. 803 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,000 Hey, Adam. 804 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,800 I am following your instructions diligently. 805 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:16,000 - Put that away! - Who are you talking to? 806 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:24,000 Are you there? You're not there, are you? 807 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,100 Taxi! Taxi! 808 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:35,400 Take me to Adam's house. 809 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,400 - OK, ma'am, where's that? - Where Adam lives. 810 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,400 - All right... - Just go. Go. 811 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,800 OK, I'm going. 812 00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:01,200 Got a cocktail for the ladies. 813 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,500 That's my Christopher Walken. 814 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:10,200 Yeah. I'll just set these over here and... 815 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,500 ...then we can all sort of involve ourselves in... 816 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,700 OK, let's... 817 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:19,000 Well, you guys are doing a really good job. 818 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,100 I'll just be over here if you need me. 819 00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:23,300 Adam! 820 00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:26,700 Adam Franklin! 821 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Adam! Franklin! 822 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,900 OK. 823 00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:38,400 Just keep up the good work, ladies. 824 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,000 What are? What are you? 825 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,500 Hey. 826 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,800 Are you? 827 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,300 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 828 00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:59,600 What's going on? 829 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,400 - This is Joy. - I'm Joy. Hi. 830 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:07,700 - Good for you. - Adam? 831 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,600 And this is Lisa. 832 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,500 You are such an overachiever. 833 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,000 Thank you. 834 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,900 No, we don't need her. Make her leave. 835 00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:22,300 No. You leave. 836 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:25,000 Are you trying to get rid of us? 837 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,800 You look like a pumpkin, bitch! 838 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:31,000 - This is amazing. - Oh, you make... Hey! 839 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,300 OK. I got this. 840 00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:38,700 I got this. You just... calm down. 841 00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:43,600 But we don't look anything like pumpkins. 842 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,100 I know. She probably forgot to take her meds. 843 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:50,600 You know, for your own safety, you'd better get your stuff and go. 844 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,800 Thanks. 845 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,600 Watch out, though. She could be anywhere. 846 00:55:55,600 --> 00:56:00,100 She's quick. Like a puma. 847 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,500 You're so mean! 848 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:07,400 Ring, ring! It's the pumpkin patch! They want their pumpkins back! 849 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,800 - We're not pumpkins! - We're ladies! 850 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,400 But you're so orange. 851 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,100 Hey, someone call Charlie Brown! 852 00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:17,700 We found the Great Pumpkin! 853 00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:21,400 Ow! Don't! Don't! 854 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:29,600 You're crazy. 855 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,200 I felt like Flavor Flav. 856 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:37,300 - I can't believe you chose those girls. - Are you jealous? 857 00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:41,200 Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me. 858 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,100 - You told me to. - You shouldn't listen to me. 859 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,500 Fine, I won't. 860 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,000 - Did you smell my hair? - No. 861 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:10,000 - What did you want to talk to me about? - Wait. Just hang out here. 862 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,600 Right here? 863 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,600 Oh, man. 864 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,000 Surprise! 865 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,500 Happy birthday! 866 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:33,000 As the days of the year roll by 867 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:38,600 There's one that brings a tear to a daddy's eye 868 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,500 'Cause I'm so happy 869 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,800 To be your pappy 870 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:49,500 Today and I'll tell you why 871 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:54,300 It's your birthday 872 00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:57,100 Baby boy 873 00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:00,400 - It's your birthday - Birthday 874 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,900 Birthday boy 875 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:05,700 - Happy birthday, happy birthday - Hap... py! 876 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,900 - Happy birthday, happy birthday - Birth... day! 877 00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:10,400 Happy birthday 878 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,700 To you 879 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:13,300 Everybody! 880 00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:16,700 Happy birthday 881 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,100 To you! 882 00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:31,800 Blow it out! Blow it out! Oh, Adam, happy birthday. 883 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:37,700 - We're so proud of you. - Make a wish. 884 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:44,700 Guys, you get a five-minute warning. 885 00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:46,400 - OK? - No, he's ten-one. 886 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,500 I already texted him. 887 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:54,300 - So, all is forgiven? - No. Nothing is forgiven. 888 00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:57,100 Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too? 889 00:58:57,100 --> 00:59:02,100 Knowing that... my own son had sex with my girlfriend? 890 00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:04,600 But I got over it. You should, too. 891 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,300 Excuse me! Can I have your autograph, please? 892 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:07,900 - Mine, too, please. - Certainly. 893 00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:10,900 Listen, let me take you to a nice birthday dinner tonight. 894 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:14,600 You, me and Vanessa. We have something we want to talk to you about. 895 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:15,900 - Something? - Yeah. 896 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:19,400 - Like what? - Just something important, OK? 897 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,500 - Please don't do this. - 8:30, STK. 898 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:25,000 All right? Be there. Bring anyone you want, all right? 899 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,500 - Bye, everyone. Thank you. - Oh, thank you so much for coming. 900 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,200 It's been an honor. 901 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:34,200 - Great Scott! - Bravo! Bravo! 902 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,500 What the fuck? 903 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:42,400 - What happened? - Oh, my. 904 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,400 Are you OK? Are you OK? What happened? 905 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,700 - Give me that! - That's my phone! 906 00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:50,700 Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you! 907 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:52,200 Can we get a medic, please? 908 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,800 Try to use it as little as possible. 909 00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:01,200 - No sports or working out for a while. - Dr. Metzner? 910 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,200 Adam, what's going on? What happened? 911 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:08,500 He sprained his wrist punching a wall. 912 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,900 You texted me that you were dying. 913 01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,000 It really hurt. 914 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,500 I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller. 915 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:20,600 You might want to have Dr. Kurtzman here drive you home. 916 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:25,800 And here is a prescription for an anti-inflammatory. 917 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,600 Don't worry. You're in good hands. 918 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,800 Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor. 919 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,500 No. No, I'm... I'm not his girlfriend. 920 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,400 She is not my girlfriend. 921 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:39,800 Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact. 922 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,400 My mistake. Feel better. 923 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,200 Oh, by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show. 924 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:50,200 Great Scott. That's funny stuff. 925 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:55,000 I'll tell him you said that. 926 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,500 My dad invited me to dinner, 927 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:03,500 and he's bringing Vanessa. 928 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:06,400 - You have to come. - No, I don't. 929 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,800 I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents. 930 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:13,600 You know what? Just help me. 931 01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:20,000 These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything. 932 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,000 Feel that? 933 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,000 Yeah. I felt that. 934 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,100 Happy birthday, Adam. 935 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,600 I'm so glad you guys could join us for dinner. 936 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:34,200 Cheers. I'll come right back to take your order. 937 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:38,200 So, how you doing there, kiddo? 938 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:42,900 Perfect, Dad. Thank you for asking. 939 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,800 How long have you two been together? 940 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,700 Oh, we're not. 941 01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:50,800 - We're sex friends. - Yeah. Yes, we are. 942 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:55,800 Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies? 943 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,800 Great Scott! 944 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:03,600 I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend 945 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:09,400 doesn't mean that you can't look at me as a kind of... mum? 946 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,400 - Oh, boy. - Especially because, well, 947 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:17,500 Alvin and I have been talking about creating new life together. 948 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,800 You see, we were at Burning Man. 949 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,900 - And we were dressed up. - Yeah. I was dressed as a fire bird. 950 01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:24,800 And what were you dressed as? 951 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:28,500 I was naked. And we were just out there in the desert, 952 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:31,300 and he was burying my bare body in the sand. 953 01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:34,800 Yeah. Pecking at it with my... fire beak. 954 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,900 And then I just thought, 955 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:41,200 you know, what if all these grains of sand, 956 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,500 were actually babies? 957 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:48,200 - And so we... - We had this wonderful idea. 958 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:52,500 And we... well, we'd like your blessing, Adam. 959 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:58,500 How do you feel about the two of us having a baby together? 960 01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,000 Adam. 961 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:05,300 This isn't really my place. I mean, who am I? 962 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,300 I just have sex with your son sometimes. 963 01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:09,500 - But... - Yes, she does. 964 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,700 But... there is really no reason 965 01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:15,200 for you to bring a child into this world, 966 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,900 since you're acting like children already. 967 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:21,100 - That was really mean. - Yeah. 968 01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:23,500 I'm mean. But you're fucking crazy. 969 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,800 'Cause given the choice between Adam and his dad, 970 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,900 given the choice between Adam and anyone, really, 971 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:32,700 I'd choose Adam, every time. 972 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:36,200 - Do you want to get out of here? - Yep. 973 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,200 Fuck this. 974 01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:41,700 Oh, by the way... 975 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:46,900 ...it's the best sex of my life. 976 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,800 Great Scott! 977 01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:00,800 I have to say, this is probably the best birthday dinner ever. 978 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,900 I wanted to make it special. 979 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,200 Yeah? Where's the cake? 980 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,500 That comes later, baby. 981 01:04:10,700 --> 01:04:12,200 - Hey. - What? 982 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:19,200 Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant. 983 01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:37,100 Go on a date with me. 984 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,000 You're heavily sedated. 985 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,600 Come on, it's... it's one date. Just do it. 986 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,700 Why? So I can wear makeup and act perfect all night? 987 01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:47,400 Yeah. 988 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:51,400 I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books 989 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,300 and our favorite TV shows. 990 01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:57,000 I'll pay for everything, and you can reward me 991 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:01,000 with an over-the-jeans cock rub. 992 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,300 Like a real date. 993 01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:06,600 - Is that really what you want? - This Friday. 994 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,300 This Friday is Valentine's Day. 995 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:09,800 - Yeah. - No. 996 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,300 Go big or go home. There'll be hearts, 997 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:16,600 and maybe some flowers. 998 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:21,200 One date. 999 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:25,300 Fine. 1000 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:31,000 - What? - I'll go on a date with you. 1001 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:38,800 - I thought that's what you said. - But no flowers, OK? 1002 01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,000 You look amazing. 1003 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,000 Thank you. 1004 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,900 - You said no flowers. - That's pretty cute. 1005 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:08,300 Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. 1006 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:10,400 Thank you. 1007 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,900 I've had a really tough day, so, I just won't... 1008 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:20,500 I promise. It's about to get better. 1009 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:37,000 - I made you a Valentine's Day card. - What? 1010 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000 It's perfect. 1011 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:44,400 Can you read it for me? Is that weird? 1012 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:49,700 "You give me premature ventricular contractions." 1013 01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:55,200 - I'm assuming that's a good thing? - You make my heart skip a beat. 1014 01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,500 - Don't make fun of me. - Wow. 1015 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:01,800 - So, you ready for tonight? - Yeah. 1016 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,800 I'm glad to see you. 1017 01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:09,700 - Are you excited? - Yeah. 1018 01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:11,000 - Louder! - Yeah! 1019 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,100 - Yeah! - So excited! 1020 01:07:15,700 --> 01:07:19,100 - Here's our itinerary. - You made me an itinerary? 1021 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:23,200 Yeah, we got a lot to do. We got to make up for lost time. 1022 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,600 Google Maps. Nice. 1023 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,600 OK, full disclosure: 1024 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,900 I have played before, 1025 01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:33,400 and I might be kind of good. 1026 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,000 - This is pretty. - It is pretty. 1027 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,100 - But this... it's just gonna be fun. - OK. 1028 01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,000 Ladies first. 1029 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,600 OK. Don't expect too much. 1030 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,400 Nice and easy. 1031 01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:01,400 - Yeah. I stuck it in. - Wow. 1032 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,800 Well, this hole's a little bit more complicated. 1033 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:07,600 You're gonna have to bank it off there. It's all about the geometry. 1034 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,900 I'm a doctor. 1035 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,800 That hole is my bitch! 1036 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,500 Yes! Yes! 1037 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,000 Yeah! 1038 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,600 Thank you. 1039 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:48,800 I don't get my own milkshake? 1040 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:52,800 No, it's one milkshake, two straws. That's what makes it special. 1041 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,800 But I'm so hungry. 1042 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,700 We have dinner later. Didn't you read the itinerary? 1043 01:08:57,700 --> 01:09:00,500 You're gonna get more shake, you have a bigger mouth. 1044 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:06,300 You have a pretty big mouth. Oh, easy. 1045 01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:12,400 Hey! That's cheating. 1046 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,800 Sorry. 1047 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,300 Thanks. 1048 01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:27,100 I really like you. 1049 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:31,600 I actually think that... 1050 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:36,500 ...I'm falling... 1051 01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:43,900 You can have the rest. 1052 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:11,600 How do they change these lightbulbs? 1053 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,300 Must be a nightmare. 1054 01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:17,400 - Adam? - Oh, here. You want your coat? 1055 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:22,400 - I can take that. - You cold? 1056 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:26,400 I can't do this. Could you please take me back to work? 1057 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:29,200 No. No, that's not the deal. 1058 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,900 The deal is that we're gonna walk around, 1059 01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:34,500 and we're gonna look at the twinkly lights, and then... 1060 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:37,200 Why are you messing everything up? 1061 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,800 That's what people do, Emma. 1062 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,000 They buy each other flowers, and they go to museums... 1063 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,300 You know me. This stuff freaks me out. 1064 01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:48,300 It's fake. 1065 01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:51,800 What's wrong with what we're doing? It's working. We don't have to fight... 1066 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,300 - Maybe I want to fight. - Yeah, well, I don't. 1067 01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:57,500 What are you gonna do? You're never gonna feel anything? 1068 01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:59,100 How you gonna do that? 1069 01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:04,400 I don't know. I'll figure it out. 1070 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,900 - You're so messed up. - Yeah? 1071 01:11:07,900 --> 01:11:13,200 I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself. 1072 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,500 That's what I do. 1073 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:22,500 Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you? 1074 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,000 Because I love you. 1075 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,500 It's obvious. I completely love you. There. 1076 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,500 Oh, yeah. You're such a wimp. 1077 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:32,100 - I am not a wimp. - Well, then be with me! 1078 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,800 OK, you're gonna fight me. Yeah? Is that what you're gonna? 1079 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:40,700 You can't fight me, you're miniature. You're like a girl Rick Moranis. 1080 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:42,500 You fight like a hamster. 1081 01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:45,000 Hey. Hey! 1082 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,500 Excuse me! Excuse me! You can't do that here. 1083 01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:52,900 OK. I'm sorry. 1084 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:04,300 All right, you're out! 1085 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:22,800 I can't keep doing this. 1086 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,900 I'm not gonna see you again. 1087 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:31,300 I know. 1088 01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:35,000 That makes sense. 1089 01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:42,700 Bye. 1090 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:16,800 - Hey, you OK? - Yeah. I'm fine, thanks. 1091 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:23,000 - You wanna go get a coffee? - No, thanks. 1092 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,500 You're a really good cook. 1093 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:41,600 Oh, this? I just threw it together. 1094 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,600 Oh, shit. 1095 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,800 Oh, hey, Adam! 1096 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:50,000 Adam. Hello! 1097 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:51,900 Lucy. 1098 01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,700 Yeah, we were just having a romantic night 1099 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:55,900 when your friend stopped by from work. 1100 01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:57,800 Usually I spend Valentine's Day catching up on work and stuff, 1101 01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,200 but this is like, this is really fun. 1102 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,700 How was your night? 1103 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:07,300 Yeah, it wasn't. 1104 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,700 Do you want to go to my room? 1105 01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:14,500 Yes, I do. Perfect. 1106 01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:16,400 Sorry, gotta go. So sorry. 1107 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,300 Oh, you know what? I need a napkin. Can I just borrow this one? 1108 01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:23,500 Sorry. Just... quick. Thank you. Beautiful. 1109 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,600 So, I'm really excited to talk to you. 1110 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:29,500 I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4. 1111 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:34,100 - Is that weird? OK. - No. 1112 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,600 Oh, wow. This is cool. This is a cool space. 1113 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,000 - Thanks. - Cozy. 1114 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,700 I didn't know that... I'm sorry about everything. 1115 01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:44,000 What? Oh, my God. You're sorry? Are you crazy? 1116 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,500 No, I'm sorry. I'm the one who's come to your house uninvited. 1117 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,000 So unprofessional. But I read your script. 1118 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,200 - And I love it. I really do. - Really? 1119 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,200 Yeah, and honestly, like, I didn't think that you could write, 1120 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,900 mainly 'cause you're just... so beautiful. 1121 01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:03,800 - Seriously, it's distracting for me. - Thank you. For reading it. 1122 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,100 Yeah. 1123 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,700 I mean, it's just teenagers singing about homework. 1124 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,900 Yeah, yeah, but no, I read it and I was like, 1125 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:12,800 "God, I want to, like, drive over there and tell him in person." 1126 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,600 So I did. I got in my car, and here I am. 1127 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,400 You know, it's just... I know, it sounds crazy, 1128 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,200 'cause now that I'm saying it out loud, it does sound crazy. 1129 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,200 It's not crazy. I mean, thank you for reading it. 1130 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,300 No, no, no. I e-mailed it to Megan, and... 1131 01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:25,700 - No shit? - Yeah. 1132 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:28,800 - And we'll see what she says. - Wow. 1133 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,400 Yeah, I told her she'd be crazy to not like it. 1134 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,800 But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows? 1135 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,300 But there is this extra episode right before the break. 1136 01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,900 And they are gonna hire a freelancer, so... 1137 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:40,400 I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but... 1138 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:42,400 - Hey, do you wanna? - What? 1139 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:45,300 Yeah, sorry. What were you gonna? 1140 01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:47,800 Just to hang out. 1141 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,500 Oh. That's crazy. I was like, "What's he gonna say?" 1142 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:57,100 And then you said that. It's not what I thought you were gonna say. 1143 01:15:57,100 --> 01:16:00,700 That is a chair. 1144 01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:04,500 Fuck, yeah. 1145 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,700 Do I curse too much? 1146 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:09,600 Fuck, no. 1147 01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:27,800 Dr. Anseed, three-two-five-one. Dr. Anseed... 1148 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:32,600 - Hey. ...three-two-five-one. 1149 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,500 Can I say something? 1150 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,400 And don't take this the wrong way, 1151 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,700 because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what. 1152 01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:41,800 It's just, you've been kind of depressing to be around lately, 1153 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,300 and I might start avoiding you in the hallway, that's all. 1154 01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:51,200 Just thought you should know. 1155 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:54,500 So, we won't be there for the rehearsal dinner, 1156 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:57,100 but we'll definitely be there for the wedding on Saturday. 1157 01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:58,400 Well, what are you doing tonight? 1158 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:02,600 Adam's episode is taping tonight, so Eli wanted to go. 1159 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,900 - I don't have to go. - No. No, go. Have fun, really. 1160 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:08,700 Doctors. 1161 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:11,400 So? 1162 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:17,800 Don't worry about it. I'll see you Saturday. 1163 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,500 - He's an amazing lover. - Oh, boy. 1164 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:32,200 That's... 1165 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:36,900 ...why they call him Bones. 1166 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,100 You know, I worry about you sometimes. 1167 01:17:41,100 --> 01:17:43,900 Why? Is this about me not having a date? 1168 01:17:43,900 --> 01:17:48,900 No, no. I know you can dance alone, and I know that you'll be fine. 1169 01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:51,300 You're always fine. 1170 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:55,400 - So? - I don't know. 1171 01:17:56,900 --> 01:18:00,200 When we lost your father, I couldn't stand to see you in pain, 1172 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:05,100 and... I think you knew that. 1173 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:12,800 And I think that... you got good at being strong for me. 1174 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,600 But I'm telling you, be hurt. 1175 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,000 I can take it. 1176 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:24,800 The world can take it. 1177 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,900 OK. 1178 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,700 Very pretty here. 1179 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,900 So come by the bar. Great place. 1180 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:54,000 Bring your friends. I will take care of you. 1181 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,600 Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me. 1182 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,500 - So make sure you come by. - Yeah. 1183 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:01,200 All right? Hey. Great job. 1184 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,100 - Yeah, great job, man. - Really good, yeah. 1185 01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:06,600 - You guys liked it? Like really? - Yeah. 1186 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:08,900 - But Wallace cried. - So? 1187 01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:11,100 It reminded me of my senior prom. 1188 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:15,400 I got a hand job on the dance floor to "Who Let The Dogs Out." 1189 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:18,800 Hey. Sorry. OK, so there's good news, bad news. 1190 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:21,300 The bad news is, Megan is remarkably drunk. 1191 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:23,400 Seriously, she was, like, trying to take her shirt off. 1192 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,700 But the good news is, she wants to put you on staff. 1193 01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:28,200 - Really? - So... Yeah. 1194 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,100 - That's amazing. - Yeah, so she... Yeah. 1195 01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:32,300 - Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer. 1196 01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:34,300 Yeah. 1197 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:37,300 Oh, my God. She's getting on the buffet table? That makes... 1198 01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:38,900 Wow. 1199 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:40,700 Why are you not trying to fuck that girl? 1200 01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:41,900 Yeah. 1201 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:45,500 Yeah, she's crazy hot, Adam. She's like a sexy scientist. 1202 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:48,600 You need to go over there, man up, you need to go for it. 1203 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:51,000 We're counting on you here, man. Man up, man! 1204 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,400 - Go for it! Man up! - You keep saying "Man up." 1205 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:59,700 - You cried during the show. - I liked the show. 1206 01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:01,300 Yeah. 1207 01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:03,600 - It was very good. - It was OK. 1208 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:09,000 You know, I have to... One minute. 1209 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,800 Katie? 1210 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:14,400 The bridesmaids had pot. 1211 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:17,600 Oh, my God, I'm so hungry. 1212 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,900 Are you OK? 1213 01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:24,300 I'm fine, I just... You know, I just... 1214 01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:26,600 Oh, God, I just love Kevin. 1215 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,500 I just love Kevin so much, you know? 1216 01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:33,400 - I know you think it's stupid. - No. No, I don't. 1217 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:37,200 - You don't? - No. 1218 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,400 I can't stop thinking about him. 1219 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,400 Who? Adam? 1220 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:52,600 Yeah. I know it's over, and I'm looking. 1221 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:56,200 It's just no one is as... 1222 01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,400 - Tall? - He's so tall. 1223 01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:01,200 - So tall... - And he's so, like... 1224 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:05,800 - Happy? - Annoyingly happy, all the time. 1225 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:09,600 But he has this... 1226 01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:15,100 He has the best heart. 1227 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,500 - Call him. - What? No. 1228 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,000 I can't just call him. 1229 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,100 I'm too stoned. Don't argue with me. 1230 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,700 He doesn't want me to call him. 1231 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:26,600 I'm the bride. You have to do what I say. 1232 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:29,100 - We haven't talked in months. - I'm the bride, it's my day. 1233 01:22:29,100 --> 01:22:31,800 It's my day! 1234 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,900 Hey, Adam! 1235 01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:35,800 Oh, God. 1236 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,400 You're so dope. Did you know that about yourself? 1237 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,300 Mama needs to get a cab home, so... 1238 01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:42,500 - Yeah. - Shoot, I left my phone in my office... 1239 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,100 I got it, I got it. Hang on. Here. 1240 01:22:44,100 --> 01:22:45,800 - Do you want to call and just? - Yeah. 1241 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,800 What are you doing? 1242 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,400 Chuck! Chuck! Will you please fuck off? Please? 1243 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,100 - I don't want to go. - Yeah, all right. 1244 01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:55,400 I don't want to go home. 1245 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,500 - I don't want to go home. - Who is it? 1246 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:03,500 "Do Not Call Her" is calling. Do you want to take it? 1247 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:07,200 I want your face. 1248 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,200 Hello? 1249 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,500 Hi. 1250 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,700 It's Emma. Kurtzman. 1251 01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:27,700 From Camp Weehawken. 1252 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,800 Yes... What is it? 1253 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:40,000 So, my sister is getting married in Santa Barbara tomorrow, and... 1254 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,400 I don't know. I heard your show is tonight. Congratulations. 1255 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:46,400 Thank you. 1256 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:52,000 I know this is random. I just... 1257 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:56,500 I miss you. I miss you so much. 1258 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:58,800 OK. 1259 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:02,300 I don't know what to say. 1260 01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:05,600 You're... You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding, 1261 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,400 and she looks happy, and... 1262 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:12,900 ...everyone is happy, and you're not. 1263 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:17,500 I thought... I don't know what I thought. I just... 1264 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:21,900 I... I guess I wanted to hear your voice. 1265 01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:25,900 - I mean, I know we broke up, but... - Emma. 1266 01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:31,600 We didn't break up. We never started. 1267 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:36,000 I gotta go. I'm still at work, so... 1268 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:41,500 Have fun at the wedding, and tell your sister congratulations. 1269 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,900 Bye. 1270 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:54,400 Oh, fuck. 1271 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,200 I have to... 1272 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:06,400 - Go. - Now. 1273 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:15,200 - Hey. Can I? - Hey. Of course. 1274 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:16,800 Is everything OK? Are you? 1275 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:18,500 Yeah. 1276 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:21,500 - Yeah. Yes. - Yeah. Good. 1277 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:24,200 - This is amazing. - Yeah. 1278 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,100 Thank you for this. This... 1279 01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:28,600 - What? - This was all you. 1280 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:32,000 - What? No, I mean... - No, I'm not here without you. 1281 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:35,800 That's... That's not true. It's all you. 1282 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:39,600 It's all you. This was all you. 1283 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:42,700 Hey, wait! If you don't make it back for my wedding, I'll kill you. 1284 01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:46,300 Bye. Drive safe. 1285 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,300 No, but that was you, and it felt poignant 1286 01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:44,800 that, of course, the song was "It Was You." 1287 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,700 - When Benji and Sari did the kiss... - They committed to it. 1288 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:50,600 That's what hit. Do you think they could remix the song? 1289 01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,900 How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg. 1290 01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:55,800 You have no idea, the stories that I could tell you. 1291 01:26:55,800 --> 01:27:02,100 - No, she really tried to like mount it. - Yeah, I know. 1292 01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:05,600 Yeah, I got it. 1293 01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:09,500 Ornery thing. 1294 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:29,600 Hey. How'd it go? Did you find him? 1295 01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:34,800 Yeah. He was with... with a girl. It was his girlfriend. 1296 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,300 And I was in a bush. 1297 01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:39,000 - Oh. - Yeah. 1298 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,500 Crap. 1299 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:45,400 - Are you still there? - Yeah. 1300 01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,500 OK, get in your car and drive away. 1301 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:52,400 And how much money do you have on you? 1302 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,400 Like ten bucks. 1303 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:58,500 OK. The box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. 1304 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,000 You're gonna need two boxes. 1305 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,700 I lost him. 1306 01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:06,300 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 1307 01:28:06,300 --> 01:28:10,600 - I love you. - I know. 1308 01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:15,200 So, then when I was, like, 11, I was in therapy 1309 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:18,300 because I was, like, obsessively biting my hair, 1310 01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:21,200 and then three months in, my therapist died. 1311 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:22,900 - I know, so that was kind of a bummer. - Whoa. 1312 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:27,400 But, yeah. That's why I hate planes. 1313 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,600 Thanks. 1314 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,600 - So, that's that story. - Cheers. 1315 01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:33,600 Thank you. 1316 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,200 - I'm so sorry. - No... 1317 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:42,400 - That was such a fail on my part. - It's OK... 1318 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,500 - Wait, let me... - It's fine. 1319 01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:46,000 We can... I can do better than that. 1320 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:48,300 - Can we try again? - Sure. Mulligan. 1321 01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:50,100 - Let's... Why don't we? - OK. 1322 01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:53,100 All right. 1323 01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:01,700 Oh, my God. This is happening. Is this really happening? 1324 01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:04,300 Oh, my God. You're touching me. This is so happening. 1325 01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:06,700 Maybe we don't need to talk about everything. 1326 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:11,100 Oh. OK, great. OK. Cool. 1327 01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:16,200 Wait. Are you sure that you want to do this, though? 1328 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,400 Yes. Yeah. 1329 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:20,500 OK, 'cause, like, we can just talk about it, if you want... 1330 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:24,100 - Let's not talk about it. - Oh, OK. OK. 1331 01:29:24,100 --> 01:29:26,500 Wait. Should I take my shirt off, or do you want to... 1332 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:28,400 Do you want to take it off yourself? 1333 01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:31,500 - I'll take it off. - You know what? I'll take it off. 1334 01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,800 OK. 1335 01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:40,400 Glad I wore a good bra. 1336 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:44,000 Is that your phone? Do you wanna? 1337 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,200 We'll just ignore it. 1338 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:48,100 You can just get it. 1339 01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:51,500 No, it's fine. 1340 01:29:51,900 --> 01:29:56,100 - Is it "Do Not Call Her"? - No. 1341 01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:59,100 I don't know. 1342 01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:01,300 Wait. I'll just... 1343 01:30:01,300 --> 01:30:02,800 - OK. - I'll just shut it off. 1344 01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:09,000 Yeah, just... That'll be easier, switch... 1345 01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:12,100 - Sorry. - Yeah. 1346 01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:14,900 Vanessa? 1347 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:23,400 - I'm coming. - You're what? 1348 01:30:24,900 --> 01:30:28,000 It's my dad. There's an emergency. He's in the hospital. 1349 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:31,100 Oh, my God. OK. Do you want me to go with you? 1350 01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:34,900 - No, I'm OK. - OK. 1351 01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:37,200 - Can I call you later? - Yeah. No, I'll get a cab. 1352 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:43,100 I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah. 1353 01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:57,200 Keep, keep bleedin' love 1354 01:30:57,200 --> 01:31:02,700 Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin' 1355 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,400 Hey. Where is he? What happened? 1356 01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,000 OK. 1357 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:23,400 Don't freak out, OK? 1358 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,900 Your dad overdosed on cough syrup. 1359 01:31:25,900 --> 01:31:29,400 - He what? - The Purple Drank. 1360 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,400 "The Purple Drank"? 1361 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:36,500 It's Seven-Up, cough syrup and a Jolly Rancher. 1362 01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:39,200 Why would he do that, Vanessa? 1363 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:41,400 Because he loves Lil Wayne, OK? 1364 01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:43,600 You don't know everything about your dad. 1365 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:47,700 Why are you making him listen to Lil Wayne? 1366 01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:51,500 - You should be taking care of him. - I can't do this. I can't do it. 1367 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:55,700 You know, I didn't think that it was gonna be so... 1368 01:31:55,700 --> 01:32:01,800 I don't want to have kids. I... I just... I want to have fun. 1369 01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:07,000 - He's so old. - Yeah. He's getting older. 1370 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:10,700 And you're gonna have to deal with that. 1371 01:32:10,700 --> 01:32:15,500 Adam... old people scare me. 1372 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,400 Let's just go see him, OK? 1373 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:22,500 No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Adam, I can't. I've gotta go. 1374 01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:28,000 My friend, she's having a party. I'm already so late. 1375 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:32,800 Will you just take Freckles? 1376 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:39,500 Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terrible person. 1377 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:43,400 Just take Freckles. 1378 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,100 Hey, Dad. 1379 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:19,700 Hey, kiddo. 1380 01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:27,000 - I had a bad trip on The Drank. - Yeah, I heard. 1381 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:34,000 If anybody asks, this is a Seeing Eye dog. 1382 01:33:34,300 --> 01:33:38,000 - Where's? - She went home. 1383 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:40,600 Right. 1384 01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:47,100 I really don't like the Little Wayne. Can't understand what he's saying. 1385 01:33:47,100 --> 01:33:49,800 You know who I wish was here right now? 1386 01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,200 Your mom. 1387 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:57,300 Yeah. Well, you left her, so... 1388 01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:00,200 Why? 1389 01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:04,600 When you're married and you do blow... 1390 01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:07,900 ...try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. 1391 01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:09,600 Even ugly women. 1392 01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:14,100 Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind. 1393 01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:16,500 You're an asshole. 1394 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:19,000 But you're not. 1395 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:24,300 You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it. 1396 01:34:24,300 --> 01:34:29,200 Where's that girl, Emma? You guys still together? 1397 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:34,600 - We were never together. - Oh, that's right. Friends... 1398 01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:37,600 Sex friends... I'm old. I don't know what you call it. 1399 01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:41,000 You liked her. 1400 01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:46,700 She drives me crazy. 1401 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:52,900 I'm 58 years old. I've been married three times. 1402 01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:55,400 Twice. 1403 01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:56,900 OK. 1404 01:34:56,900 --> 01:35:01,300 I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone, 1405 01:35:01,300 --> 01:35:03,100 and two of someone else's, 1406 01:35:03,100 --> 01:35:05,300 and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup, 1407 01:35:05,300 --> 01:35:07,900 so you can take this with a grain of salt, but... 1408 01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:11,900 ...we don't pick who we fall in love with. 1409 01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:17,500 And it never happens like it should. 1410 01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:19,000 Yes. 1411 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:26,600 I may have to kill this dog. I just haven't decided how. 1412 01:35:29,300 --> 01:35:33,300 Get some sleep, Dad. 1413 01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:38,400 I'll call you in the morning. 1414 01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:48,800 He'll call in the morning. 1415 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:51,700 Isn't that something? 1416 01:35:51,700 --> 01:35:53,500 Am I boring you? 1417 01:35:53,500 --> 01:35:56,400 Oh, good. 1418 01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:12,400 Adam! 1419 01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:17,700 Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me. 1420 01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:20,500 I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. 1421 01:36:20,500 --> 01:36:24,000 So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me, 1422 01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:27,800 and you can't... write on my wall. 1423 01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:30,800 Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up 1424 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:34,900 and get in your car and come and see me. 1425 01:36:34,900 --> 01:36:37,800 I'm here. 1426 01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,400 How did... How did you know that? 1427 01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:53,100 Shira texted me about your dad, so I came here. 1428 01:36:55,900 --> 01:36:58,900 You got... 1429 01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:01,900 How is your dad? 1430 01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:05,700 - He's OK. - Good. 1431 01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:09,900 - I know I can't just call you. - No. You can't. 1432 01:37:09,900 --> 01:37:14,900 I know. I hurt you. I'm sorry. 1433 01:37:15,300 --> 01:37:19,500 I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care. 1434 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:24,100 I guess I just didn't want to feel like this. 1435 01:37:24,100 --> 01:37:27,000 It hurts. 1436 01:37:28,100 --> 01:37:30,700 But I love you. I'm totally and completely in love with you, 1437 01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:39,500 and I don't care if you think it's too late, I'm telling you anyway. 1438 01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:45,900 - Will you please say something? - Wait. 1439 01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:49,700 You should know... 1440 01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:52,800 ...if you come any closer, 1441 01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:57,100 I'm not letting you go. 1442 01:38:05,900 --> 01:38:10,700 - I love you. - That's good. 1443 01:38:17,900 --> 01:38:20,200 You want to go with me to this stupid thing? 1444 01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:24,800 Your sister's wedding thing? 1445 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:27,100 How long do we have till we have to be there? 1446 01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:30,400 A couple hours. 1447 01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:36,800 - What do you want to do? - Something crazy. 1448 01:38:45,700 --> 01:38:47,900 Now I know why you never wanted to have breakfast with me. 1449 01:38:47,900 --> 01:38:49,300 What? 1450 01:38:49,300 --> 01:38:54,500 You eat like a baby dinosaur. You don't even chew. 1451 01:38:54,500 --> 01:38:57,200 Do you think you can get used to it? 1452 01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:58,300 Yeah, I think so. 1453 01:38:58,300 --> 01:39:01,300 Good. I was hoping we could do this a lot more. 1454 01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:05,100 Really? You know, I was thinking... 1455 01:39:05,100 --> 01:39:08,000 We're gonna have to come up with some new rules. 1456 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:11,000 I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe." 1457 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:15,400 - I don't know about "babe." - No? 1458 01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:16,900 - Snuggling? - Oh, yeah. 1459 01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:22,200 - I'm gonna hold your hand. - Wow. This is all moving so fast. 1460 01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:28,200 Also, I'd like to leave the door open when I pee. 1461 01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:29,700 I think no. 1462 01:39:29,700 --> 01:39:37,600 I think I'm gonna do it all the time. It's gonna get weird. 1463 01:39:56,200 --> 01:40:01,600 - Thank God we're on time. - Yeah. 1464 01:40:15,700 --> 01:40:19,700 So what happens now? 1465 01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:49,700 - Adam should be here any minute. - Good, 'cause I'm starving. 1466 01:40:49,700 --> 01:40:54,600 So, you've told him about us. 1467 01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:58,900 - No, not yet. - What? 1468 01:40:58,900 --> 01:41:03,900 I thought I'd wait till he got here. 1469 01:41:03,900 --> 01:41:06,900 - And that's a good idea? - Yeah, it'll be fine. 1470 01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:09,300 So, to Burning Man? 1471 01:41:09,300 --> 01:41:12,200 - Was that fun, or what? - So fun. 1472 01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:14,000 Dad! 1473 01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:15,800 Eli! 1474 01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:17,200 This is her! This is Patrice! 1475 01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:20,300 Hi, it's so nice to see you again. 1476 01:41:20,300 --> 01:41:26,800 - We love you already! - Come on, family hug! 1477 01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:19,100 Shira, I feel like there are parts of me that I haven't explored yet. 1478 01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:22,300 And I'm feeling like I want to see other people. 1479 01:42:22,300 --> 01:42:25,100 Oh, I thought... This is embarrassing. 1480 01:42:25,100 --> 01:42:28,200 I have been seeing other people, Sam. 1481 01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:30,700 - You have? - Yeah, a lot of other people. 1482 01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:32,200 How many? 1483 01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,200 I don't know, man. I mean, 1484 01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,500 two that I can think of off the top of my head, but... 1485 01:42:36,500 --> 01:42:39,000 - You remember when I went to Cabo? - Yeah. 1486 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:42,200 - I was a very bad girl on that trip. - You're kidding me? 1487 01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:43,800 You're doing great. 1488 01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:45,600 Keep pushing. 1489 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:46,800 Oh, God. 1490 01:42:46,800 --> 01:42:49,300 I've got the ice chips, honey. Here you go. 1491 01:42:49,300 --> 01:42:52,000 Oh, I hate you, you dumb fuck! Get the fuck out... 1492 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:56,800 - You eat the fucking ice chips! - I love you so much. 1493 01:42:56,800 --> 01:43:00,500 Come on. It's OK.