1 00:00:05,643 --> 00:00:08,472 When Cal was a Senior in high school... 2 00:00:08,472 --> 00:00:10,315 Morning, dingleberry. 3 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:13,181 Yeah... 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,918 No, I'm gonna kick your ass. 5 00:00:15,918 --> 00:00:18,757 Yeah, well... put your bra and panties on. 6 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:22,290 Okay... I'll be there in 10. 7 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:25,026 ...he spent every day with his best friend Derek. 8 00:00:31,133 --> 00:00:32,734 ♪ All veils and misty ♪ 9 00:00:32,734 --> 00:00:34,673 ♪ Streets of blue ♪ 10 00:00:36,675 --> 00:00:38,477 ♪ Almond looks ♪ 11 00:00:39,777 --> 00:00:42,414 ♪ That chill divine ♪ 12 00:00:43,314 --> 00:00:46,581 ♪ Some silken moment ♪ 13 00:00:46,581 --> 00:00:51,186 - ♪ Goes on forever ♪ 14 00:00:51,186 --> 00:00:57,860 ♪ And we're leavin' broken hearts behind ♪ 15 00:00:57,860 --> 00:00:59,394 - ♪ Mystify ♪ 16 00:00:59,394 --> 00:01:01,429 Let's go! Work it! Work it! 17 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,232 Come on! Let's go! Work hard! 18 00:01:03,232 --> 00:01:06,167 You pansy motherfucker! Let's go, Cal! 19 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,837 Don't be a pussy! Let's go! Work hard! 20 00:01:08,837 --> 00:01:11,676 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 21 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:16,444 - ♪ I need perfection ♪ Work hard! 22 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:19,318 ♪ Some twisted selection ♪ 23 00:01:20,351 --> 00:01:22,587 ♪ That tangles me ♪ 24 00:01:24,387 --> 00:01:27,226 ♪ To keep me alive ♪ 25 00:01:28,225 --> 00:01:31,192 ♪ Mystify ♪ 26 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:34,666 - ♪ Mystify me ♪ - Good work, boy. 27 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:42,307 ♪ Mystify, mystify me ♪ 28 00:01:43,941 --> 00:01:47,642 ♪ Eternally wild with the power ♪ 29 00:01:47,642 --> 00:01:50,578 ♪ To make every moment come alive ♪ 30 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:54,449 ♪ All those stars that shine upon you ♪ 31 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:58,053 ♪ Well they kiss you every night ♪ 32 00:01:58,053 --> 00:02:00,589 ♪ Mystify ♪ 33 00:02:00,589 --> 00:02:05,160 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,333 ♪ Mystify ♪ 35 00:02:11,068 --> 00:02:14,130 You wanna get a milkshake? 36 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:28,316 ♪ I'm taking a ride with my best friend ♪ 37 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:31,019 The best part about his relationship with Derek 38 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:33,055 was that they could talk for hours 39 00:02:33,055 --> 00:02:35,725 about sports, girls, life, whatever. 40 00:02:35,725 --> 00:02:38,797 It didn't matter. 41 00:02:41,165 --> 00:02:43,435 Or they could just sit in silence. 42 00:02:44,736 --> 00:02:46,369 They were that close. 43 00:02:46,369 --> 00:02:48,407 That comfortable. 44 00:03:05,023 --> 00:03:07,960 You can go. - What? 45 00:03:09,727 --> 00:03:11,059 Oh. 46 00:03:11,059 --> 00:03:12,894 He met Marsha junior year. 47 00:03:18,169 --> 00:03:20,405 - What? - Nothin'. 48 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:23,800 ♪ Walking like a man Hitting like a hammer ♪ 49 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,273 ♪ She's a juvenile scam ♪ 50 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:28,043 Marsha. Marsha, stop. 51 00:03:28,043 --> 00:03:29,978 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 52 00:03:29,978 --> 00:03:33,516 Marsha... I'm gonna bite your foot I swear to God. 53 00:03:33,516 --> 00:03:35,383 Marsha Do it. 54 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,687 I am driving. - So? 55 00:03:37,687 --> 00:03:40,588 It is dangerous. 56 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:43,092 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 57 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,826 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 58 00:03:44,826 --> 00:03:45,728 Ah... 59 00:03:45,728 --> 00:03:47,496 ♪ What in the world can make... ♪ 60 00:03:47,496 --> 00:03:48,764 Marsha was way more forward 61 00:03:48,764 --> 00:03:50,800 than any girl he had met before. 62 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,033 ♪ When everything... ♪ 63 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:54,669 And even though he wasn't always comfortable, 64 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,438 he was grateful she pushed his boundaries. 65 00:03:56,438 --> 00:04:01,346 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 66 00:04:02,079 --> 00:04:06,115 Ooh god. Ooh. 67 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:08,484 ♪ And I go la la la la la ♪ 68 00:04:08,484 --> 00:04:09,350 Ahh. 69 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,186 He couldn't wait to tell Derek. 70 00:04:11,186 --> 00:04:12,888 And then she unbuttoned my pants, 71 00:04:12,888 --> 00:04:14,990 and, like, just went for it. 72 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,191 Dude, was it good? 73 00:04:16,191 --> 00:04:17,426 I mean, yeah. 74 00:04:17,426 --> 00:04:18,993 And, like... 75 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:24,033 could she, like, I mean, uh, did she, like, uh, deep throat? 76 00:04:24,033 --> 00:04:27,769 - Yeah. - Oh, nice, dude. 77 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:31,239 - Where'd you pop? - Where do ya think? 78 00:04:31,239 --> 00:04:34,076 - And she swallowed? - Yeah. 79 00:04:34,076 --> 00:04:36,644 - Wow, dude. Ah. - Yeah. 80 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:42,321 - So, I mean, she's a keeper? - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 81 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:44,080 I guess so. 82 00:04:47,823 --> 00:04:50,359 ♪ Together with me and my baby ♪ 83 00:04:50,359 --> 00:04:52,762 ♪ Break the chains of love ♪ 84 00:04:52,762 --> 00:04:54,729 Derek, hit the road. 85 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:58,233 - Uh... yeah, I'll see you at practice. - Yep. 86 00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:00,339 Have a good night, Mr. Jacobs. 87 00:05:05,771 --> 00:05:07,743 - Get up. - I will. 88 00:05:07,743 --> 00:05:08,910 Right now. 89 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:10,579 I don't feel well. 90 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:12,584 You were fine when I walked in. 91 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,589 Dinner's on the table. 92 00:05:26,962 --> 00:05:28,467 Oh fuck. 93 00:05:30,902 --> 00:05:33,372 So, um... 94 00:05:35,807 --> 00:05:38,106 I met a girl. 95 00:05:38,106 --> 00:05:39,475 And so did Derek. 96 00:05:39,475 --> 00:05:42,847 - Hey! Come on in! - Hey! 97 00:05:45,316 --> 00:05:48,348 ♪ She floats like a swan ♪ 98 00:05:49,587 --> 00:05:52,888 ♪ Grace on the water ♪ 99 00:05:52,888 --> 00:05:55,591 - ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ I got an idea. 100 00:05:55,591 --> 00:05:58,426 What are you doin', bro? 101 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:00,396 Oh my god, Derek! 102 00:06:00,396 --> 00:06:01,930 Let's go for a swim. 103 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:03,766 Yeah, let's do it! Should we do it? 104 00:06:03,766 --> 00:06:05,604 - Oh my god. - Come on, come on! 105 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:07,903 Come on! 106 00:06:07,903 --> 00:06:10,505 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 107 00:06:10,505 --> 00:06:13,045 - ♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 108 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,046 - All right, let's go! - Woo! 109 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:25,387 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 110 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:28,493 ♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 111 00:06:33,897 --> 00:06:37,036 Have fun, guys. Have fun, big boy. 112 00:06:40,772 --> 00:06:43,403 Marsha... what're you doin'? 113 00:06:44,275 --> 00:06:47,076 Hold... Hold on. 114 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:50,882 Oh... I'm so sorry. 115 00:06:56,017 --> 00:06:59,454 And just like that... it became a regular thing. 116 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:13,668 ♪ Make my back burn ♪ 117 00:07:13,668 --> 00:07:15,704 Back then, Marsha would tell him what felt good, 118 00:07:15,704 --> 00:07:18,007 and, eventually, he got better at it. 119 00:07:23,414 --> 00:07:24,649 Oh my god. 120 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,285 - You're smiling. - That was amazing. 121 00:07:30,285 --> 00:07:33,192 - You like it that much? I do. 122 00:07:34,425 --> 00:07:35,590 I'm fine with that. 123 00:07:35,590 --> 00:07:38,927 - Mind if I do it again? - Please do. 124 00:07:39,828 --> 00:07:41,730 And he did like it that much. 125 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:44,600 In fact, it was all he could think about. 126 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,401 - Really? - I love it. 127 00:07:46,401 --> 00:07:48,470 Yeah, I don't know, uh, I like women, but... 128 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,209 you couldn't pay me to eat pussy. 129 00:07:56,478 --> 00:07:58,648 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 130 00:07:58,648 --> 00:08:01,984 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 131 00:08:01,984 --> 00:08:07,226 ♪ But baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 132 00:08:08,558 --> 00:08:11,593 ♪ So many years we've tried ♪ 133 00:08:11,593 --> 00:08:13,363 ♪ To keep our love alive ♪ 134 00:08:13,363 --> 00:08:16,201 I win, pussy. I win. 135 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:27,076 ♪ How many times did we give up ♪ 136 00:08:27,076 --> 00:08:28,911 ♪ But we always worked things out ♪ 137 00:08:28,911 --> 00:08:30,279 Cal was going to Duke, 138 00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:34,082 and Derek was going to a state school out west. 139 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:37,222 When summer ends, your life begins. 140 00:08:38,156 --> 00:08:39,959 - Cheers. 141 00:08:44,662 --> 00:08:47,663 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 142 00:08:47,663 --> 00:08:50,633 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 143 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:52,234 ♪ But baby, it ain't over ♪ 144 00:08:52,234 --> 00:08:54,636 Derek insisted they go celebrate... 145 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:56,304 just the two of them. 146 00:08:56,304 --> 00:08:58,374 All right, I know a place that will serve us. 147 00:08:58,374 --> 00:09:01,213 Just, uh, go up 27. 148 00:09:02,746 --> 00:09:07,219 ♪ 'Cause baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 149 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:16,628 - Woo! 150 00:09:35,647 --> 00:09:36,845 Fuckin' shit. 151 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,918 Oh, how you doin', man? 152 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,854 Hey, how are you guys? - Could we get, uh, 153 00:09:45,854 --> 00:09:47,323 - two tequila shots, please? Let's do it. 154 00:09:47,323 --> 00:09:48,293 Thank you. 155 00:09:51,963 --> 00:09:53,595 ♪ I can dream about you ♪ 156 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:55,365 - Straight down for you guys. Thank you. 157 00:09:55,365 --> 00:09:56,765 You're welcome. 158 00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:58,938 I knew they'd serve us here. 159 00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:02,732 Can we get, uh, two more? 160 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,707 Absolutely. Actually... can we get four? 161 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:05,978 Thank you, man. 162 00:10:08,412 --> 00:10:09,578 Go, go, go, boys. 163 00:10:09,578 --> 00:10:11,816 - Rapid fire. - All right. 164 00:10:13,885 --> 00:10:16,121 - Ah, fuck. - Oh, boy, yep. Up, down, up. 165 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:38,310 ♪ Don't ask me ♪ 166 00:10:40,044 --> 00:10:42,247 ♪ What you know is true ♪ 167 00:10:43,615 --> 00:10:46,051 ♪ Don't have to tell you ♪ 168 00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:51,256 ♪ I love your precious heart ♪ 169 00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,258 ♪ I... ♪ 170 00:10:55,192 --> 00:10:56,895 ♪ I was standing ♪ 171 00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:00,232 ♪ You were there ♪ 172 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:05,333 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 173 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:10,242 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 174 00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:22,787 ♪ We could live ♪ 175 00:11:24,622 --> 00:11:27,623 ♪ For a thousand years ♪ 176 00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:30,062 ♪ But if I hurt you ♪ 177 00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:36,092 ♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪ 178 00:11:36,092 --> 00:11:38,437 ♪ I told you ♪ 179 00:11:39,604 --> 00:11:41,406 ♪ That we could fly ♪ 180 00:11:43,107 --> 00:11:45,877 ♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪ 181 00:11:47,044 --> 00:11:52,251 ♪ But some of us don't know why ♪ 182 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:57,256 ♪ I was standing ♪ 183 00:11:57,988 --> 00:12:00,259 ♪ You were there ♪ 184 00:12:01,025 --> 00:12:04,759 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 185 00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:09,632 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 186 00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:12,767 ♪ You, don't ask me ♪ 187 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,532 ♪ You were standing, you know it's true ♪ 188 00:12:16,532 --> 00:12:19,374 ♪ I was there, worlds collided ♪ 189 00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:23,178 ♪ Two worlds collided, we're shining through ♪ 190 00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:28,284 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 191 00:12:44,269 --> 00:12:45,337 Hey. 192 00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:48,373 Hey, babe. 193 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:53,145 What's wrong? 194 00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:57,950 What? 195 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:02,254 Are you sure? 196 00:13:03,154 --> 00:13:04,289 Mm-hm. 197 00:13:05,722 --> 00:13:07,787 Are you sure the test is accurate? 198 00:13:12,731 --> 00:13:14,066 Take another one. 199 00:13:17,769 --> 00:13:19,138 Three. 200 00:13:20,204 --> 00:13:21,406 You took three? 201 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:27,379 Yeah. 202 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:33,252 Yeah... of course I am. 203 00:13:37,622 --> 00:13:38,924 Okay. 204 00:13:42,627 --> 00:13:44,296 I'll see you in a minute. 205 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:49,301 I l-love you, too. 206 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:46,755 ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 207 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:50,626 ♪ Call me unreliable ♪ 208 00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:56,035 ♪ Throw in undependable, too ♪ 209 00:14:58,069 --> 00:15:01,704 ♪ Do my foolish alibis ♪ 210 00:15:01,704 --> 00:15:04,376 ♪ Bother you ♪ 211 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:08,711 ♪ Well I'm not too clever ♪ 212 00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:12,815 ♪ I just adore you ♪ 213 00:15:12,815 --> 00:15:17,085 ♪ Call me unpredictable ♪ 214 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:20,389 ♪ Tell me I'm impractical ♪ 215 00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:26,231 ♪ Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 216 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:32,568 ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 217 00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:36,605 ♪ Yes, I'm unreliable ♪ 218 00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:41,213 ♪ But it's undeniably true ♪ 219 00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:48,387 ♪ That I'm irresponsibly mad for you ♪ 220 00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:55,290 ♪ Go on and call me unpredictable ♪ 221 00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:59,690 ♪ Tell me that I'm impractical ♪ 222 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:05,967 ♪ Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 223 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:11,039 ♪ You go ahead and call me irresponsible ♪ 224 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:14,944 ♪ I admit I'm unreliable ♪ 225 00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:19,948 ♪ But it is undeniably true... ♪ 226 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:25,324 ♪ Ooh, I'm irresponsibly mad ♪ 227 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:31,696 Rue? 228 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,663 Are you high? 229 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,231 Oh, fuck me. 230 00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:39,304 Was she there the whole time, or did she just walk in? 231 00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:44,201 I mean... 232 00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:47,175 Now, as a beloved character 233 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:48,510 that a lot of people are rooting for, 234 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:52,417 I feel a certain responsibility to make good decisions. 235 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,586 But I relapsed. 236 00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:04,159 In all fairness, I did say in the beginning 237 00:17:04,159 --> 00:17:06,696 I had no intentions of staying clean, 238 00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:07,896 but I get it. 239 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,201 Our country's dark... 240 00:17:11,503 --> 00:17:13,235 and fucked up. 241 00:17:13,235 --> 00:17:16,508 And people, they just wanna find hope... 242 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:22,314 - Somewhere. - Anywhere. 243 00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:27,149 And if not in reality... 244 00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:29,117 then in television. 245 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:32,324 Unfortunately... I'm not it. 246 00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:36,628 Ugh. Elly? 247 00:17:40,164 --> 00:17:42,631 Oh, shit. Sorry, that was from last year. 248 00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:43,602 Sorry. 249 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:48,704 "How to Get Away With Being a Drug Addict." 250 00:17:48,704 --> 00:17:52,241 Step one: Find a cover drug. 251 00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:54,009 'Cause no matter how hard you try to hide it, 252 00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:55,510 if you're doing drugs, you're gonna get caught. 253 00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:57,980 It's inevitable, and when that does happen, 254 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,415 you don't wanna be on the defensive. 255 00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:04,323 Trust me, no one believes an addict when they're caught. 256 00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:11,159 So, first things first, you want to lay the groundwork. 257 00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:13,795 - Heyo. This movie's nuts. 258 00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:15,130 Which one is this? 259 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:17,332 -"Killer Baby"? I don't even know. - Ohh! 260 00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,338 "Killer Mutant Baby." 261 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,574 Oh shit. 262 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,711 I think I'm gonna start smoking weed. 263 00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:35,284 Why would you start smoking weed? 264 00:18:35,284 --> 00:18:37,522 'Cause I have panic attacks every fucking day. 265 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,328 You are so fucking selfish. 266 00:18:47,698 --> 00:18:48,867 Gia. 267 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:50,869 Gia! 268 00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:54,569 Gia, it fuckin' helps with my... 269 00:18:54,569 --> 00:18:56,338 fuckin' anxiety, and my panic attacks, 270 00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:59,574 - and shit, Gia. I don't wanna talk to you, Rue. 271 00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:02,310 - Can you just fuckin' listen for a second? I don't wanna talk to you! 272 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:05,347 - Gia! Gia, what the fuck?! Stop! 273 00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:06,847 The fuck is wrong-- What the-- 274 00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:08,749 Are you fucking crazy?! Don't push me! 275 00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:11,253 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Get your hands off of me! 276 00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:13,521 It's a fucking idea! I wasn't gonna fucking do it! 277 00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,189 - You're a liar! - I'm a fuckin' liar?! 278 00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,059 - I'm tryin' to fuckin' tell you something! - Yes, and you don't give a shit 279 00:19:17,059 --> 00:19:19,060 about you, you don't give a shit about me. 280 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,462 - You don't give a shit about your mama. - It's a fucking idea! 281 00:19:21,462 --> 00:19:23,231 I'm not actually doin' fuckin' weed! 282 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,365 It was an idea, okay?! 283 00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:25,633 And I should've never fuckin' told you 284 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:26,802 'cause you're just like fucking Mom. 285 00:19:26,802 --> 00:19:27,903 - Don't put-- - Both of you are 286 00:19:27,903 --> 00:19:29,341 fucking crazy! 287 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,969 Now, what you wanna do is 288 00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:35,076 make them second guess their intuition, 289 00:19:35,076 --> 00:19:37,445 make them feel like any valid concern 290 00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:40,485 is just their anxiety getting the best of them. 291 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:44,756 Step two: Gaslight. 292 00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:50,059 Rue, when you do drugs... 293 00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:54,333 it's not like when other people do drugs. 294 00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:01,773 It's better than committing suicide. 295 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,345 When I'm sober, that's what I think about. 296 00:20:07,812 --> 00:20:09,414 That's where I'm at, Gia. 297 00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:11,683 Okay? 298 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:13,885 That's where I'm at. 299 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:18,519 Now, if you wanna tell Mom, you can tell her... 300 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,692 but I don't know what else I can fuckin' do. 301 00:20:27,932 --> 00:20:29,368 Rue... 302 00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:33,235 I love you... 303 00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:36,772 so, please, just promise me, 304 00:20:36,772 --> 00:20:39,644 it's just gonna be weed and nothing more. 305 00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:54,493 I promise. 306 00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:01,357 So, the next time you put Pop-Tarts in the fridge, 307 00:21:01,357 --> 00:21:06,168 or milk in the cupboard... you have a motherfuckin' out. 308 00:21:07,836 --> 00:21:08,908 Rue? 309 00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:12,311 Are you high? 310 00:21:13,077 --> 00:21:14,642 I mean. 311 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:17,380 I just smoked a little bit of weed. 312 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:20,352 - Wait, what? - Ow! 313 00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:25,688 Please, you keep going. I'm just gonna sit here for a second. 314 00:21:25,688 --> 00:21:28,223 So, I smoked a little bit of weed, 315 00:21:28,223 --> 00:21:31,426 and forgot to mention someone that I met. 316 00:21:31,426 --> 00:21:34,229 By the way, I think you would really get along with 317 00:21:34,229 --> 00:21:36,532 once you're not mad at me for whatever... 318 00:21:36,532 --> 00:21:38,400 you're fuckin' mad at me about. 319 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,169 I'm not gonna get along with him. 320 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:44,672 - Why? - 'Cause he wants to fuck you. 321 00:21:44,672 --> 00:21:47,976 - You really think so? - Yes, I know so. 322 00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:49,577 No. I promise you, 323 00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:51,984 there is no way that he wants to fuck me. 324 00:21:53,218 --> 00:21:54,619 No way. 325 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,822 Do you wanna fuck Rue? 326 00:21:58,823 --> 00:22:01,456 - Not no. So, you're straight? 327 00:22:01,456 --> 00:22:03,628 - Kinda. Are you gay? 328 00:22:04,395 --> 00:22:06,895 - Kinda. - So, you're bi. 329 00:22:06,895 --> 00:22:08,596 - Well, I don't think of it that way. - What do you mean? 330 00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:11,066 You've never, like, thought about your sexuality before? 331 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:14,235 Not in a particularly rigid way, no. 332 00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:16,204 Have you guys fucked? Is that a thing? 333 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,606 Elliot, I'm asking the fucking question. 334 00:22:18,606 --> 00:22:20,942 - Why did she avoid that question? - Yeah, why did you 335 00:22:20,942 --> 00:22:22,381 dodge the question? 336 00:22:23,214 --> 00:22:24,413 How many girls have you fucked? 337 00:22:24,413 --> 00:22:26,981 Like, technically, three. 338 00:22:26,981 --> 00:22:29,784 - Technically? I mean, technically, the first girl, 339 00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:32,921 it was, like, two seconds. It was embarrassing. 340 00:22:32,921 --> 00:22:36,591 She probably wouldn't count it. She would not count it. 341 00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:38,327 Okay, uh, how many guys have you fucked? 342 00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:41,096 - 43. - Are you serious? 343 00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:42,631 - Damn. - I'm kidding. 344 00:22:42,631 --> 00:22:43,799 How many guys have you fucked? 345 00:22:43,799 --> 00:22:45,033 She doesn't wanna answer that question 346 00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:46,602 'cause she's kind of a whore. 347 00:22:46,602 --> 00:22:47,803 Jules and Elliot: A whore?! 348 00:22:47,803 --> 00:22:49,772 Slut. She's a slut. I was gonna say slut, 349 00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:50,839 but then whore just kinda came out. 350 00:22:50,839 --> 00:22:52,440 Wait, how many guys have you fucked? 351 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,371 You know, that is an excellent question, Jules. 352 00:22:55,371 --> 00:22:57,279 - How many guys have you been with? - Uh-uh. No. 353 00:22:57,279 --> 00:22:58,914 No, it's not an excellent question. 354 00:22:58,914 --> 00:23:01,183 In fact, it's an irrelevant question 'cause 355 00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:03,179 I'm no longer interested in men, so. 356 00:23:03,179 --> 00:23:04,652 Well, how many men do you have to fuck 357 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:06,649 to no longer be interested in them? 358 00:23:06,649 --> 00:23:10,829 Hmm. - Uh, I'll tell you if you promise to never tell Rue. 359 00:23:11,629 --> 00:23:13,394 Are you for real right now? 360 00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:15,164 Deal. - What the fuck? 361 00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:16,564 Okay. 362 00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:19,834 - Wow! Really? 363 00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:23,072 That's fucked up. That's like a mentally ill amount of people to fuck. 364 00:23:23,072 --> 00:23:25,673 - What did she say? No, that's, like... 365 00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:29,044 - that's, like, bad. - Wait, do you really think so? 366 00:23:29,044 --> 00:23:31,512 No... I'm kidding. 367 00:23:31,512 --> 00:23:33,382 Who gives a shit? Everyone's a fuckin' nun. 368 00:23:33,382 --> 00:23:34,582 - Nun? You're a nun. 369 00:23:34,582 --> 00:23:36,251 - How am I a nun? You're a trans girl 370 00:23:36,251 --> 00:23:38,953 wearing a binder asking me whether I'm straight or gay? 371 00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:42,024 Well, I'm navigating a largely straight, binary world-- 372 00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:43,792 You sound like you're navigating a Twitter thread. 373 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,260 I don't know what that's supposed to mean. 374 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:47,357 But you know what I mean, like most people are straight. 375 00:23:47,357 --> 00:23:49,932 And most trans girls don't wear binders, right? 376 00:23:49,932 --> 00:23:51,166 Yeah, and, uh, most guys 377 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,068 don't hang out with two girls unless they wanna fuck them. 378 00:23:53,068 --> 00:23:55,336 I didn't say that I didn't wanna fuck you or Rue. 379 00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:56,875 So, you wanna fuck Jules? 380 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:00,141 You guys are disgusting. 381 00:24:00,141 --> 00:24:03,612 I'm not out here swingin' my muff around waitin' to see who fucks it. 382 00:24:03,612 --> 00:24:06,409 - Okay? - I don't like you. 383 00:24:06,409 --> 00:24:08,816 - Why? 'Cause you're being sarcastic, 384 00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:11,552 - and I don't like sarcastic people. Wait, aren't I sarcastic? 385 00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:13,688 - No, no, you're the opposite. All right, 386 00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:16,325 I'm being sarcastic because I'm uncomfortable, 387 00:24:16,325 --> 00:24:19,462 and the questions are, like, fuckin' hypocritical, you know, 388 00:24:19,462 --> 00:24:21,130 and I genuinely do like Rue. 389 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,997 And, you know, even though you've been gangbanged 390 00:24:22,997 --> 00:24:25,834 by the entire galaxy, you're still fuckin'-- You're great. 391 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:28,673 Okay? And I want to be friends. 392 00:24:29,608 --> 00:24:31,743 You think he's being sarcastic? 393 00:24:35,379 --> 00:24:37,116 Unfortunately, no. 394 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:42,117 Come on! You're too fast! 395 00:24:42,117 --> 00:24:45,253 You're just fucking slow. I don't know. 396 00:24:45,253 --> 00:24:48,527 I don't play sports for a reason! - Come on! 397 00:24:53,031 --> 00:24:54,133 Fuck. 398 00:25:03,205 --> 00:25:05,308 ♪ No, no ♪ 399 00:25:11,182 --> 00:25:12,512 Jules! 400 00:25:17,556 --> 00:25:19,554 Fuck. 401 00:25:19,554 --> 00:25:22,790 - Oh, you motherfucker. 402 00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:24,592 - You know-- - You need to take care of that asthma. 403 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:26,829 - You know I'm not... 404 00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,696 - good at that kind of stuff. 405 00:25:28,696 --> 00:25:31,900 - Oh man. Let me catch my breath. - Oh, I'm sorry. 406 00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:33,138 My breath. 407 00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:11,273 Does that feel good? Yeah. 408 00:26:11,273 --> 00:26:12,574 Okay. 409 00:26:21,852 --> 00:26:24,152 The beautiful thing about getting high 410 00:26:24,152 --> 00:26:26,225 is time ceases to exist. 411 00:26:30,794 --> 00:26:32,895 I mean, you can just stay in the good moments 412 00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:35,234 without the fear that they'll come to an end. 413 00:27:08,199 --> 00:27:10,936 When's the last time you guys played truth or dare? 414 00:27:15,939 --> 00:27:18,941 Vice Principal Garcia, hi. My name is Lexi Howard. 415 00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,676 I know who you are, Lexi. 416 00:27:20,676 --> 00:27:22,911 Right, sorry, that was weird, um. 417 00:27:22,911 --> 00:27:24,747 Anyway, I'm writing this play, 418 00:27:24,747 --> 00:27:27,649 and I was wondering if I could put it on... 419 00:27:27,649 --> 00:27:31,153 After all that stuff with Cal at Fezco's convenience store, 420 00:27:31,153 --> 00:27:33,522 Lexi realized there was a reason 421 00:27:33,522 --> 00:27:35,694 she never tried to intervene before. 422 00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:38,727 She was an observer. 423 00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:40,496 That's who she was. 424 00:27:43,364 --> 00:27:47,669 She often imagined that her parents weren't really her parents... 425 00:27:47,669 --> 00:27:50,005 and that her sister wasn't her sister, 426 00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:53,012 and that her house wasn't even really her house. 427 00:27:54,545 --> 00:27:56,344 That it was just a movie... 428 00:27:56,344 --> 00:27:58,948 I, I told you. I didn't promise you that. 429 00:27:58,948 --> 00:28:00,819 ...one that she was writing. 430 00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:04,253 Let me just show you a photo of the prosthetic. 431 00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:05,854 I don't really have time for that right now. 432 00:28:05,854 --> 00:28:07,422 Can you get me some Nicorette? 433 00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:09,024 Rue Bennett is 47 minutes late. 434 00:28:09,024 --> 00:28:10,625 - We can't get ahold of her. - I'm gonna fucking kill her. 435 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:12,128 Lexi, I need to talk to you about this scene. 436 00:28:12,128 --> 00:28:14,029 Thanks. 437 00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:15,763 Suze isn't wearing her wedding ring. 438 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:17,533 Okay, that's a props question. - Okay. 439 00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:21,603 I didn't bring it up. 440 00:28:21,603 --> 00:28:25,006 Okay, it's like every, every single day. It's like you're OCD! 441 00:28:25,006 --> 00:28:26,909 And cut it! 442 00:28:26,909 --> 00:28:28,043 My name is Lexi Howard. 443 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:29,811 I am the writer, director, and creator 444 00:28:29,811 --> 00:28:31,313 of "This Is Life." 445 00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:38,119 While the story's about a 16-year-old g-- Bleh. 446 00:28:38,119 --> 00:28:40,221 The story is about a 16-year-old girl, 447 00:28:40,221 --> 00:28:45,060 Grace, who lives in the shadow of her older sister, Hallie. 448 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:46,198 Sluttier. 449 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,200 And tackier. 450 00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:51,667 Sloppier. 451 00:28:51,667 --> 00:28:53,101 But the story isn't about Hallie. 452 00:28:53,101 --> 00:28:55,270 You know, that's been done before. 453 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:56,405 It's about Grace. 454 00:28:56,405 --> 00:28:59,674 Here, come with me. 455 00:28:59,674 --> 00:29:04,012 Look, the sidekicks are usually the more sensitive, smarter, 456 00:29:04,012 --> 00:29:05,447 more compelling characters, 457 00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:08,444 but for some reason, they just get overlooked. 458 00:29:08,444 --> 00:29:10,185 - Action! And I was like, 459 00:29:10,185 --> 00:29:13,125 TV show, the sidekick is the lead. 460 00:29:15,159 --> 00:29:18,026 Cut! Are you fuckin' high? 461 00:29:18,026 --> 00:29:22,267 Yeah, it's about love and friendship. 462 00:29:23,334 --> 00:29:26,334 And about when... 463 00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:29,272 you know, you're younger, everything just feels 464 00:29:29,272 --> 00:29:30,939 so permanent. 465 00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:33,278 But as you get older, everyone drifts away. 466 00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:44,987 So, she just started writing, 467 00:29:44,987 --> 00:29:48,788 and writing, and writing. 468 00:30:03,241 --> 00:30:05,607 Why are you awake at 4 AM? 469 00:30:05,607 --> 00:30:08,310 Why are you awake at 4 AM? 470 00:30:24,062 --> 00:30:26,689 Cassie decided to wake up at 4 AM 471 00:30:26,689 --> 00:30:29,101 that morning to get ready for school. 472 00:30:30,601 --> 00:30:32,371 She needed to clear her head. 473 00:30:37,475 --> 00:30:41,076 And for those three hours she spent getting ready... 474 00:30:41,076 --> 00:30:43,045 she only thought about one thing. 475 00:31:06,203 --> 00:31:08,236 There was also something refreshing about the amount 476 00:31:08,236 --> 00:31:10,242 of time she was putting into herself. 477 00:31:22,086 --> 00:31:24,420 Out of sight, out of mind. 478 00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:32,297 She loved the ritual, the attention to detail... 479 00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:37,169 the anxiety and excitement she felt in her stomach. 480 00:31:40,404 --> 00:31:42,538 And even if Nate pretended not to notice her... 481 00:31:51,315 --> 00:31:54,383 It was her way of telling him that she was his. 482 00:32:16,408 --> 00:32:17,642 Hey. 483 00:32:18,709 --> 00:32:21,043 Hey. 484 00:32:21,043 --> 00:32:23,615 - Wait, why are-- why-- - Uh, my class is this way. 485 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:30,986 Anyway, back to where we started. 486 00:32:30,986 --> 00:32:32,154 I'm writing this play, 487 00:32:32,154 --> 00:32:34,324 and I was wondering if I could put it on. 488 00:32:34,324 --> 00:32:35,624 Sure. 489 00:32:41,065 --> 00:32:42,634 True or dare? 490 00:32:44,936 --> 00:32:46,338 Dare. 491 00:32:49,273 --> 00:32:50,973 Yo, Jules. I dare you to take a piss 492 00:32:50,973 --> 00:32:52,475 in the middle of the street. 493 00:32:52,475 --> 00:32:53,678 All right. 494 00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:57,913 - Sure, yes! 495 00:32:57,913 --> 00:32:59,881 Gender-fuck me, please! 496 00:32:59,881 --> 00:33:01,349 Wow. Jules! 497 00:33:01,349 --> 00:33:03,919 Wow. Okay, all right. 498 00:33:03,919 --> 00:33:06,554 Oh, shit! Ohh. 499 00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,591 Oh. Okay, Jules. 500 00:33:08,591 --> 00:33:10,225 - Hey! Car. 501 00:33:10,225 --> 00:33:12,394 - Oh... my god. No, no, no, no, no! 502 00:33:12,394 --> 00:33:14,333 Not on the car. Not on the car. Not on the car. 503 00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:20,302 Hey, look, I, uh, I noticed the way that you've been lookin' at me 504 00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,404 you know, past couple days, and I... 505 00:33:22,404 --> 00:33:24,039 I wanted you to know, I too, I'm into scat play, 506 00:33:24,039 --> 00:33:26,141 and if you wanted to, like, poop on each other-- 507 00:33:26,141 --> 00:33:28,543 - What the fuck?! 508 00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:33,181 - Oh shit, oh shit, oh! 509 00:33:33,181 --> 00:33:36,785 Oh my god. 510 00:33:36,785 --> 00:33:38,554 I'll fuckin' kill you, goddammit! 511 00:33:38,554 --> 00:33:39,658 Fuck! 512 00:33:48,967 --> 00:33:50,766 I really wanna go down on you. 513 00:33:50,766 --> 00:33:52,801 We can't do it here. 514 00:33:52,801 --> 00:33:54,106 Please? 515 00:34:19,964 --> 00:34:21,430 If I were a genius, 516 00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:24,336 I'd figure out a way to do drugs for free. 517 00:34:33,211 --> 00:34:36,111 What if I am a genius? 518 00:34:36,111 --> 00:34:39,584 - I'm a fuckin' genius, Fez. Is that so? 519 00:34:41,118 --> 00:34:42,650 It is fuckin' so because 520 00:34:42,650 --> 00:34:45,054 I came up with an amazing fuckin' plan. 521 00:34:45,054 --> 00:34:47,122 And what would that be, Rue? 522 00:34:47,122 --> 00:34:49,257 All right, so ... 523 00:34:49,257 --> 00:34:50,993 all you would have to do is front me, 524 00:34:50,993 --> 00:34:53,061 like, $5,000 worth of drugs, okay? 525 00:34:53,061 --> 00:34:54,329 - And-- Hell the fuck no. 526 00:34:54,329 --> 00:34:55,497 Okay, well, before you say no, 527 00:34:55,497 --> 00:34:56,965 you kind of have to let me finish, right? 528 00:34:56,965 --> 00:34:58,467 Hell the fuck no. 529 00:34:58,467 --> 00:35:00,201 Okay, why do you keep saying that? 530 00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:02,837 I did not like the way that the plan started. 531 00:35:02,837 --> 00:35:04,873 Okay, well, you have to let me finish the fucking plan. 532 00:35:04,873 --> 00:35:05,907 No. - Yes. 533 00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:08,280 - You-- - Hell the fuck no, Rue. 534 00:35:10,147 --> 00:35:12,081 Fuck it. I give up. Whatever. 535 00:35:12,081 --> 00:35:14,416 I'll just take my fuckin' business elsewhere. 536 00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:16,255 It's your fuckin' loss, man. 537 00:35:20,058 --> 00:35:22,324 Hell the fuck no. 538 00:35:22,324 --> 00:35:24,154 That's a good-ass plan. 539 00:35:24,154 --> 00:35:26,395 Thank you. Fuckin' Fez didn't even wanna hear it. 540 00:35:26,395 --> 00:35:29,832 - Why not? - Ego shit, man. 541 00:35:29,832 --> 00:35:31,366 Yo, Lex, what're you doin'? 542 00:35:31,366 --> 00:35:33,836 Oh, just putting up fliers for this play I'm doing. 543 00:35:33,836 --> 00:35:35,274 What play? 544 00:35:37,942 --> 00:35:39,744 The only thing is... 545 00:35:41,078 --> 00:35:44,146 Lexi hadn't told anyone about the play... 546 00:35:44,146 --> 00:35:47,048 including Cassie. 547 00:35:47,048 --> 00:35:49,217 I'd actually love for you to read it. 548 00:35:49,217 --> 00:35:51,086 Yeah, for sure. Just, uh, send it to me. 549 00:35:51,086 --> 00:35:53,358 - Hey, Rue-Rue. - Hi, Cass. 550 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:57,192 Wait, are you in the play? 551 00:35:57,192 --> 00:35:59,961 - What play? - Lexi's play. 552 00:35:59,961 --> 00:36:01,329 What do you mean, Lexi's play? 553 00:36:01,329 --> 00:36:04,099 Uh, the play that Lexi wrote. 554 00:36:04,099 --> 00:36:05,333 "Oklahoma." 555 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,568 - What? - The play's called "Oklahoma"? 556 00:36:07,568 --> 00:36:09,808 No, the drama club's doing "Oklahoma." 557 00:36:11,175 --> 00:36:13,042 Oh my god. Do I look like I'm in "Oklahoma"? 558 00:36:13,042 --> 00:36:15,276 Why would your play be set in Oklahoma? 559 00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:17,345 You thought I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 560 00:36:17,345 --> 00:36:19,948 - I haven't read it, so. - Are you making fun of me, 561 00:36:19,948 --> 00:36:22,083 or did you actually think I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 562 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:25,152 - Why the fuck would you audition for "Oklahoma"? I'm not! 563 00:36:25,152 --> 00:36:28,257 Then why the fuck do you look like you're auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 564 00:36:28,257 --> 00:36:30,058 - Do I? Yes. 565 00:36:30,058 --> 00:36:32,493 Has everyone read "Oklahoma" but me? 566 00:36:32,493 --> 00:36:34,095 "Oklahoma"'s not like a play you read. 567 00:36:34,095 --> 00:36:36,265 - Rue, are you on drugs? - Yes. 568 00:36:36,265 --> 00:36:37,367 - You relapsed? - Wait, what?! 569 00:36:37,367 --> 00:36:38,699 Oh, I've just-- 570 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:40,768 Nah, I've just been smokin' a little bit of weed. 571 00:36:40,768 --> 00:36:43,105 Wait, I don't understand. If you're not auditioning for "Oklahoma," 572 00:36:43,105 --> 00:36:45,006 - then why do you look like that? - Like what?! 573 00:36:45,006 --> 00:36:47,508 Like a country music star. - In a good way or a bad way? 574 00:36:47,508 --> 00:36:50,607 - Bitch, you better be joking. - Are you okay, Cass? 575 00:36:50,607 --> 00:36:51,946 No! Yes! Fuck it! 576 00:36:51,946 --> 00:36:54,782 I am in love with Nate Jacobs and he is in love with me! 577 00:36:54,782 --> 00:36:56,980 And don't you fucking give me that look, Maddy, 578 00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:58,320 because I didn't fuck your boyfriend! 579 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,389 You two were broken up for three weeks and three days 580 00:37:01,389 --> 00:37:04,192 before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you! 581 00:37:04,192 --> 00:37:07,162 Plus, you guys are terrible for each other and you know I'm right 582 00:37:07,162 --> 00:37:10,265 and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care! 583 00:37:10,265 --> 00:37:13,372 I have never, ever been happier! 584 00:37:19,678 --> 00:37:21,310 But she didn't say that. 585 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:23,445 In fact, it was much weirder. 586 00:37:23,445 --> 00:37:25,847 She just stared straight ahead like she's doing now 587 00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:27,815 and didn't say a word. 588 00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:31,053 I think being single's really stressing you out. 589 00:37:31,053 --> 00:37:33,022 No, I don't think so. 590 00:37:33,022 --> 00:37:34,657 I hate it. 591 00:37:34,657 --> 00:37:36,761 - Really? - Yeah. 592 00:37:37,796 --> 00:37:39,594 I think Nate really fucked me up. 593 00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:42,297 - I said, "Messed me up." 594 00:37:42,297 --> 00:37:44,933 - No, you didn't. - What do you mean? 595 00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:47,236 I keep trying to figure out if I feel worse now 596 00:37:47,236 --> 00:37:49,605 than I did when I was with Nate. 597 00:37:49,605 --> 00:37:51,672 I mean, you were really unhappy. 598 00:37:51,672 --> 00:37:54,176 Like, I remember how the good parts felt. 599 00:37:54,176 --> 00:37:57,846 But when it was bad, was it really that bad? 600 00:37:57,846 --> 00:38:01,916 Or am I just telling myself that because I'm lonely and bored? 601 00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:08,290 No, you... you deserve someone who's passionate and loving. 602 00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:10,592 Who yearns for you, and, and can't wait to see you, 603 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,827 who... who you're not gonna fight with, 604 00:38:12,827 --> 00:38:17,669 and just who's gonna love you. Like... really, truly love you. 605 00:38:19,404 --> 00:38:20,839 Yeah... 606 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,374 I don't know. 607 00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:25,873 Do me a favor... 608 00:38:25,873 --> 00:38:29,211 when you get older, don't be an asshole to girls you like. 609 00:38:29,211 --> 00:38:31,647 Okay. 610 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:32,848 Maddy didn't realize that 611 00:38:32,848 --> 00:38:35,184 Cassie was talking about herself... 612 00:38:42,459 --> 00:38:45,364 ...and her relationship with Nate. 613 00:38:49,066 --> 00:38:51,370 ♪ Emotions ♪ 614 00:38:53,337 --> 00:38:56,338 ♪ What are you doin' ♪ 615 00:38:56,338 --> 00:38:58,974 ♪ Oh, don't you know ♪ 616 00:38:58,974 --> 00:39:02,110 ♪ Don't you know you'll be my ruin ♪ 617 00:39:02,110 --> 00:39:04,279 Who she had been fucking every Friday night 618 00:39:04,279 --> 00:39:05,985 for the last three weeks. 619 00:39:12,123 --> 00:39:13,825 I love that I'm your secret... 620 00:39:15,225 --> 00:39:16,795 and I can't tell a soul. 621 00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:21,800 I love how fuckin' sick you are. 622 00:39:37,448 --> 00:39:40,115 What I wouldn't give to be back in high school. 623 00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:43,956 Yeah. 624 00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:48,055 Yeah. 625 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:50,793 Meanwhile, Kat was having dinner with Ethan's parents. 626 00:39:50,793 --> 00:39:52,660 So, who's my son with? 627 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:55,064 Oh, she's got the cutest smile, doesn't she? 628 00:39:55,064 --> 00:39:56,331 - Yeah. - Adorable. 629 00:39:56,331 --> 00:39:58,367 Mom, stop. - So, Katherine... 630 00:39:58,367 --> 00:40:00,472 Tell me about yourself. 631 00:40:02,006 --> 00:40:05,840 Uh, 632 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,709 Kat got nervous because she could feel that 633 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:10,245 there were right answers and wrong answers. 634 00:40:10,245 --> 00:40:14,315 Who am I? Oof. 635 00:40:14,315 --> 00:40:17,385 Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Um... 636 00:40:17,385 --> 00:40:21,890 I mean, that's, like, a really big question. 637 00:40:21,890 --> 00:40:24,259 Well, I guess, who am I is a very different question 638 00:40:24,259 --> 00:40:26,465 than tell me about yourself, right? 639 00:40:27,432 --> 00:40:29,230 Uh... 640 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:35,537 I mean, I'm, like, kinda trying to just... figure it out myself. 641 00:40:35,537 --> 00:40:37,009 You know, like... 642 00:40:40,177 --> 00:40:42,411 I mean, I guess I just, I... 643 00:40:42,411 --> 00:40:44,580 literally, have no idea who I am. 644 00:40:51,455 --> 00:40:54,193 Wow... Wasn't that illuminating. 645 00:40:57,859 --> 00:41:02,230 Kat wanted to crawl into a hole and fucking die. 646 00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:04,734 And so did Cal, who hadn't been able to sleep 647 00:41:04,734 --> 00:41:07,136 since Nate told him about that disc. 648 00:41:08,403 --> 00:41:10,209 You want a water? 649 00:41:13,877 --> 00:41:16,544 And every time he'd close his eyes, he'd imagine... 650 00:41:16,544 --> 00:41:19,382 Aaron, tell your dad dinner's ready! 651 00:41:19,382 --> 00:41:21,186 Dad, dinner's ready! 652 00:41:26,285 --> 00:41:28,227 But Cal wasn't raised that way. 653 00:41:34,098 --> 00:41:36,568 He wouldn't go down without a fight. 654 00:41:47,511 --> 00:41:52,313 Hi... I'm Rue. Um, good to see you, uh. 655 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:56,221 I would love to present you with a, a business opportunity. 656 00:41:57,522 --> 00:41:58,757 Okay. 657 00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:02,894 - You want some? - Oh, I'm okay. Thank you. 658 00:42:05,161 --> 00:42:08,397 Uh, ever since I, I, I met you at New Year's, 659 00:42:08,397 --> 00:42:12,434 I was, I was thinking, um, that... 660 00:42:12,434 --> 00:42:14,206 maybe, you-- 661 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,675 um... 662 00:42:19,278 --> 00:42:20,709 um... 663 00:42:20,709 --> 00:42:23,378 uh... I'm in high school, right? 664 00:42:23,378 --> 00:42:26,415 Uh, and I have a GPA of 3.95, 665 00:42:26,415 --> 00:42:30,080 and let's say, you know, all my friends Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 666 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,253 also have a GPA over 3.7. 667 00:42:32,253 --> 00:42:34,356 Hmm. And, and, Laurie, these are, these are girls 668 00:42:34,356 --> 00:42:38,230 that you would never expect in a million years to be selling. 669 00:42:39,264 --> 00:42:40,895 Hmm. 670 00:42:40,895 --> 00:42:45,833 Look, I'm a dreamer, you know, and, and Steve Jobs is my hero. 671 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:51,776 And I was just thinking, you know, what if there was a foolproof system to sell... 672 00:42:52,944 --> 00:42:56,812 you know, without anyone snitching. 673 00:42:56,812 --> 00:42:59,681 - Hmm. So, let's say... 674 00:42:59,681 --> 00:43:01,083 hypothetically, of course, uh, 675 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:03,686 we were able to pay Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 676 00:43:03,686 --> 00:43:05,315 $500 a month to be runners. 677 00:43:05,315 --> 00:43:06,755 Now as collateral, we would upload 678 00:43:06,755 --> 00:43:08,590 - their phones to a cloud that I own. 679 00:43:08,590 --> 00:43:12,027 - Why would you want that? - Ah, that's a good question, Laurie. 680 00:43:12,027 --> 00:43:13,429 May I? 681 00:43:13,429 --> 00:43:14,930 Uh, well, you see... 682 00:43:14,930 --> 00:43:17,360 even though Jamie, Amy, and Lanie have stellar GPAs, 683 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,768 there's also things on their phones 684 00:43:18,768 --> 00:43:19,902 that they don't want the world to know about 685 00:43:19,902 --> 00:43:21,702 because it would probably jeopardize 686 00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:24,306 their ability to get into Yale, Columbia, Harvard, 687 00:43:24,306 --> 00:43:25,641 my top choices, uh. 688 00:43:25,641 --> 00:43:28,110 Plus, uh, if they ever got busted, 689 00:43:28,110 --> 00:43:30,512 we're lookin' at 6 to 12 months in juvie. 690 00:43:30,512 --> 00:43:33,649 Intent to sell is a way bigger sentence. 691 00:43:34,783 --> 00:43:37,019 Not if you're under 18. 692 00:43:37,019 --> 00:43:38,681 - Hmm. - Which is nothing to having 693 00:43:38,681 --> 00:43:40,855 your entire life released and ruined on the internet, 694 00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:43,762 so their incentive to snitch is basically reduced to zero. 695 00:43:46,697 --> 00:43:49,101 This is an amazing plan. 696 00:43:50,062 --> 00:43:51,836 You're a genius. 697 00:43:52,937 --> 00:43:55,403 - Thank you. It's true. 698 00:43:55,403 --> 00:43:58,710 I'll front you a 50k suitcase. 699 00:44:01,045 --> 00:44:03,478 Don't do it. You're too much of a fuck-up. 700 00:44:03,478 --> 00:44:06,882 - Maybe we should start smaller. - 10k? 701 00:44:06,882 --> 00:44:07,950 Deal. 702 00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:09,617 That was very mature, Rue. 703 00:44:09,617 --> 00:44:11,854 If you pay each girl a thousand, 704 00:44:11,854 --> 00:44:15,289 you can flip it for 20, and that's 7k profit. 705 00:44:15,289 --> 00:44:20,162 - Three to me. Four to you. - Uh, thank you, Laurie. You won't regret this. 706 00:44:20,162 --> 00:44:23,599 You pay-up and re-up in a month. - Uh, terrific. 707 00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:26,201 Rue, if you screw me, 708 00:44:26,201 --> 00:44:30,242 I'll have you kidnapped and sold to some real sick people. 709 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:34,246 I always find a way to make my money back. 710 00:44:38,317 --> 00:44:40,452 I'm serious. 711 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,018 Okay. 712 00:44:45,988 --> 00:44:48,457 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 713 00:44:48,457 --> 00:44:50,893 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 714 00:44:50,893 --> 00:44:53,495 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 715 00:44:53,495 --> 00:44:55,931 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 716 00:45:06,443 --> 00:45:09,210 What the fuck you doin'? 717 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,508 Lexi knew she couldn't mount a play all on her own, 718 00:45:12,508 --> 00:45:14,016 so she enlisted the help of Bobbi 719 00:45:14,016 --> 00:45:16,551 as her stage manager and partner in crime. 720 00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:18,153 They didn't know each other well, 721 00:45:18,153 --> 00:45:20,789 except that they shared a mutual disdain for "Oklahoma." 722 00:45:20,789 --> 00:45:25,264 - Bobbi, you okay? - Fuck "Oklahoma." 723 00:45:27,098 --> 00:45:29,698 Are they all here to audition? 724 00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:31,767 Are you all here to audition? 725 00:45:31,767 --> 00:45:33,602 Yes. 726 00:45:33,602 --> 00:45:35,603 They're all here to audition. 727 00:45:35,603 --> 00:45:38,673 Right, yeah, that's, that's what I thought. 728 00:45:38,673 --> 00:45:41,009 Put yourselves into a single-file line. 729 00:45:41,009 --> 00:45:43,215 We'll be with you momentarily. 730 00:45:45,816 --> 00:45:48,483 So first, you come to my fuckin' job 731 00:45:48,483 --> 00:45:52,087 askin' all these weird-ass questions like the feds. 732 00:45:52,087 --> 00:45:54,623 Then I find you out in front of my house. 733 00:45:54,623 --> 00:45:56,057 What the fuck are you doin', man? 734 00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:58,760 You're free to call the cops. 735 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,196 Why the fuck would I do that? 736 00:46:01,196 --> 00:46:05,133 Well, it's either call the cops, let me go or... kill me. 737 00:46:05,133 --> 00:46:08,237 What the fuck, man? What's with your family? 738 00:46:08,237 --> 00:46:10,571 Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes? 739 00:46:10,571 --> 00:46:14,377 You beat up my son. - Yeah, well, he deserved it, man. 740 00:46:14,377 --> 00:46:15,878 He's a fuckin' bitch. 741 00:46:15,878 --> 00:46:17,780 Oh, okay, tough guy. 742 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:20,252 Ow, fuck! 743 00:46:22,353 --> 00:46:23,251 Why did you do that? 744 00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:25,787 'Cause you're in no position to talk shit. 745 00:46:25,787 --> 00:46:27,957 I'm warning you. You hit me one more-- 746 00:46:27,957 --> 00:46:32,060 - Oh, fuck! - Why don't you call the cops? 747 00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:34,897 - The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood-- - Mm-hm. 748 00:46:34,897 --> 00:46:38,032 - All right, Ash. Chill out, man. 749 00:46:38,032 --> 00:46:41,403 Fuck! - This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved. 750 00:46:41,403 --> 00:46:42,975 Watch. 751 00:46:44,909 --> 00:46:47,947 - Call the cops. - I will. 752 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:52,047 - Dial, bitch. 753 00:46:52,047 --> 00:46:54,987 If you got nothin' to hide, call the fuckin' cops. 754 00:46:58,456 --> 00:47:01,556 - Stop, stop, stop. - I'm not fucking stopping. 755 00:47:01,556 --> 00:47:03,495 I'm not stopping. Call the cops. 756 00:47:08,266 --> 00:47:12,367 - I told you. - All right, man. I get it. 757 00:47:12,367 --> 00:47:14,670 I know you and your drug addict friend, 758 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:16,475 that girl. 759 00:47:17,909 --> 00:47:20,275 You're trying to extort my son. 760 00:47:20,275 --> 00:47:24,046 - What? - Because of what I did to her friend. 761 00:47:24,046 --> 00:47:26,115 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 762 00:47:26,115 --> 00:47:29,521 - You know, the blonde. - Who? Jewel? 763 00:47:31,221 --> 00:47:34,059 Look, man, I didn't know she was 17. 764 00:47:36,995 --> 00:47:39,661 You tellin' me you had sex with Jewel? 765 00:47:39,661 --> 00:47:41,130 Who's Jewel? 766 00:47:41,130 --> 00:47:44,332 What the fuck, man? Do I know Jewel? 767 00:47:44,332 --> 00:47:47,536 The fuck are we even talkin' about right now, bro? 768 00:47:47,536 --> 00:47:48,507 Jewel. 769 00:47:49,441 --> 00:47:51,334 Jewel. Jewel... 770 00:47:51,334 --> 00:47:53,275 I just want the disc. 771 00:47:53,275 --> 00:47:56,945 What disc?! - Of Jewel and I. 772 00:47:56,945 --> 00:47:58,913 Yo, you recorded that shit?! 773 00:47:58,913 --> 00:48:03,152 I didn't know. - You didn't know that you were recording? 774 00:48:03,152 --> 00:48:06,321 - I fucked up. Obviously, man. 775 00:48:06,321 --> 00:48:10,326 Yo, who the fuck even told you I gave a shit about this anyway? 776 00:48:10,326 --> 00:48:12,060 My son. 777 00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:14,630 Your son? The one that's in love with Jewel? 778 00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:16,565 Aw, that's cute. 779 00:48:16,565 --> 00:48:19,201 That's not cute, man. What the fuck? 780 00:48:19,201 --> 00:48:21,036 - What? What kind of weird-ass 781 00:48:21,036 --> 00:48:24,209 father-son shit is goin' on around here, bro? 782 00:48:26,510 --> 00:48:29,211 - I'm extremely confused. You're confused. 783 00:48:29,211 --> 00:48:31,513 I'm fuckin' confused, bro. 784 00:48:31,513 --> 00:48:35,784 - Me too. I don't even know what the fuck you're doin' here. 785 00:48:35,784 --> 00:48:38,586 Do you mind if I just leave? 786 00:48:38,586 --> 00:48:41,623 I'm not gonna say a word about anything, I swear to God. 787 00:48:41,623 --> 00:48:45,630 Let's just pretend like... none of this ever happened. 788 00:48:47,827 --> 00:48:50,002 Yo, Ash, let me talk to you real quick. 789 00:48:52,737 --> 00:48:56,075 Hi... what's your name? 790 00:48:57,408 --> 00:48:58,677 Cal. 791 00:49:00,244 --> 00:49:02,177 Do you and your son, like-- 792 00:49:02,177 --> 00:49:06,649 Do you, like, fuck people together? 793 00:49:06,649 --> 00:49:08,516 Yo, check it out, man. 794 00:49:08,516 --> 00:49:11,190 I'mma let you walk up outta here on one condition. 795 00:49:11,856 --> 00:49:13,655 Anything. 796 00:49:13,655 --> 00:49:17,593 You'll keep your bitch-ass son out of my fuckin' life, 797 00:49:17,593 --> 00:49:19,661 and Rue's and Jewel's, 798 00:49:19,661 --> 00:49:22,731 till the end of fucking time. You understand? 799 00:49:22,731 --> 00:49:24,466 I promise. 800 00:49:24,466 --> 00:49:28,607 Now, I don't know shit about no fuckin' disc, man. That's not my problem. 801 00:49:32,176 --> 00:49:35,580 Now get this motherfucker up outta here, Ash. 802 00:50:08,379 --> 00:50:10,913 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's, like, 803 00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:13,318 something you're not telling me. 804 00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:15,754 I don't know. 805 00:50:17,187 --> 00:50:18,757 Like, why don't I trust you? 806 00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:22,324 Is it the face tats? 807 00:50:22,324 --> 00:50:26,862 No, (chuckles)... No, it's not the face tats. 808 00:50:26,862 --> 00:50:28,400 Okay, what is it? 809 00:50:31,935 --> 00:50:37,801 These are the kind of things... that can cause you to relapse. 810 00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:41,276 This is not easy, but I'm very proud 811 00:50:41,276 --> 00:50:46,081 of each and every one of you for trying to take this on. 812 00:50:46,081 --> 00:50:50,422 Work this program. It will work if you work it. 813 00:50:54,024 --> 00:50:55,625 Do you have a crush on Rue? 814 00:50:58,630 --> 00:50:59,798 I do. 815 00:51:05,802 --> 00:51:08,536 I was a little bit ashamed of myself 816 00:51:08,536 --> 00:51:11,406 that I didn't wanna be around other people 817 00:51:11,406 --> 00:51:15,877 with this awful, awful habit. 818 00:51:15,877 --> 00:51:19,014 Because it's no future in addiction. 819 00:51:19,014 --> 00:51:20,883 I don't care what they tell you. 820 00:51:20,883 --> 00:51:24,186 Addiction will take you out. 821 00:51:24,186 --> 00:51:27,326 I feel like Rue doesn't want to fuck me. 822 00:51:28,726 --> 00:51:30,329 Why don't you think so? 823 00:51:31,563 --> 00:51:33,295 She seems like... 824 00:51:33,295 --> 00:51:36,564 gay... or asexual, you know? 825 00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:39,935 Like she's not really interested... in sex. 826 00:51:39,935 --> 00:51:41,704 That's not true. 827 00:51:41,704 --> 00:51:43,706 Really? 828 00:51:43,706 --> 00:51:45,340 No, that's not true at all. 829 00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:47,475 You think Rue's, like, a sexual person? 830 00:51:47,475 --> 00:51:50,641 I mean, at times, yeah. 831 00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:51,847 Yeah, you're full of shit. 832 00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:53,515 It's true! 833 00:51:53,515 --> 00:51:55,579 I feel like you've fucked way too many people 834 00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:56,813 to look me in the face, 835 00:51:56,813 --> 00:51:58,153 and lie to me and say she's some 836 00:51:58,153 --> 00:52:00,325 sexual force of nature. 837 00:52:02,859 --> 00:52:07,566 Fine. No, she's not, like, the most sexual person ever. 838 00:52:08,465 --> 00:52:10,065 Then how does that work? 839 00:52:10,065 --> 00:52:13,201 - What do you mean? - 'Cause you're, like, a sexual person? 840 00:52:13,201 --> 00:52:16,136 Not all the time, but sometimes. 841 00:52:21,611 --> 00:52:25,847 Fine... No, okay, she's not a sexual person. 842 00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:27,316 Or, like, maybe, she is a bit. 843 00:52:27,316 --> 00:52:29,554 I just haven't seen that side yet. 844 00:52:31,088 --> 00:52:33,554 I wouldn't blame yourself. 845 00:52:33,554 --> 00:52:35,590 - I'm not. - I'm just saying it's, like, 846 00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:38,326 easy to take that kind of stuff personally. 847 00:52:38,326 --> 00:52:40,895 Are you, like, trying to be an asshole right now? 848 00:52:40,895 --> 00:52:43,465 - I'm being sweet right now. How is that sweet? 849 00:52:43,465 --> 00:52:47,536 'Cause you're very fuckin' fuckable. 850 00:52:47,536 --> 00:52:50,773 - Why? I mean, you're fascinating, right? 851 00:52:50,773 --> 00:52:53,408 'Cause you're creative and you're smart, 852 00:52:53,408 --> 00:52:55,444 and you're kind of fucked up. 853 00:52:55,444 --> 00:52:59,147 But you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're like... 854 00:52:59,147 --> 00:53:01,316 kind of clumsy but you're very much a whore, 855 00:53:01,316 --> 00:53:03,684 intentionally, which is great. 856 00:53:03,684 --> 00:53:06,989 You know, you're like extroverted and weird, 857 00:53:06,989 --> 00:53:09,725 but also introverted and shy... 858 00:53:09,725 --> 00:53:12,260 and your art is amazing. 859 00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:14,596 They should hang it up at fuckin' MoMA. 860 00:53:14,596 --> 00:53:16,732 But on like a more superficial note, 861 00:53:16,732 --> 00:53:18,366 you have great tits. 862 00:53:18,366 --> 00:53:21,373 And you and Kurt Cobain have the same haircut... 863 00:53:22,139 --> 00:53:23,475 which is hot. 864 00:53:26,277 --> 00:53:27,646 Give me that. 865 00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:34,586 But I'm sure Rue told you all that. 866 00:53:36,587 --> 00:53:38,390 You guys are in love, right? 867 00:53:43,459 --> 00:53:44,663 Shut up. 868 00:53:52,737 --> 00:53:58,140 So, Rue, the $64,000 question is... 869 00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:01,076 what's in the suitcase? 870 00:54:01,076 --> 00:54:04,179 - School books. - Ah, is that why you're in that getup? 871 00:54:04,179 --> 00:54:06,248 You became an honors student. 872 00:54:06,248 --> 00:54:08,115 - I'm not in the mood for a lecture. - Lecture? 873 00:54:08,115 --> 00:54:11,586 - I... like to think we have conversations. Yeah, I'm sure you do. 874 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:14,189 Okay, what? Did a hornet crawl up your ass or somethin'? 875 00:54:14,189 --> 00:54:15,557 - What's wrong with you? - Look, I'm-- Man, 876 00:54:15,557 --> 00:54:17,425 I'm not tryin' to hear a fuckin' lecture, okay, 877 00:54:17,425 --> 00:54:20,629 about how my life would be better if I stopped doing drugs, 878 00:54:20,629 --> 00:54:23,031 or believed in God, or Allah, or whatever the fuck. 879 00:54:23,031 --> 00:54:24,799 Okay, well, you're the one lookin' like a Jehovah's Witness. 880 00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:27,835 I just don't think that there's, uh, Bibles in that suitcase. 881 00:54:27,835 --> 00:54:31,407 - Shut the fuck up, man. - Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me? 882 00:54:31,407 --> 00:54:32,541 Shut the fuck up? 883 00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:35,038 Don't play that shit with me. 884 00:54:35,038 --> 00:54:36,577 I've always accepted you for who you are: 885 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:38,680 the good, the bad, and the ugly. 886 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,583 Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. I'm not some parent 887 00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:41,783 you can just treat like shit. 888 00:54:41,783 --> 00:54:43,252 Yeah, well, good thing nobody's really 889 00:54:43,252 --> 00:54:45,821 lookin' to you to be a fuckin' parent. 890 00:54:45,821 --> 00:54:47,927 Yo! Excuse me? 891 00:54:50,027 --> 00:54:51,430 Excuse me? 892 00:54:54,129 --> 00:54:57,093 When I sit across from you and tell you somethin' about my life, 893 00:54:57,093 --> 00:54:59,134 you don't get to use that shit against me. 894 00:54:59,134 --> 00:55:01,703 You cross that line again, we're done. 895 00:55:01,703 --> 00:55:03,772 You talk back right now, we're done. 896 00:55:03,772 --> 00:55:05,974 One more fuckin' disrespectful word outta your mouth, 897 00:55:05,974 --> 00:55:07,612 and we're done. You hear me? 898 00:55:08,646 --> 00:55:10,549 Hey! You hear me?! 899 00:55:13,217 --> 00:55:14,950 Or what, Ali? 900 00:55:14,950 --> 00:55:17,056 You gonna hit me? 901 00:55:52,623 --> 00:55:57,159 ♪ If they made me a queen ♪ 902 00:55:57,159 --> 00:56:01,829 ♪ I'd be but a slave to you ♪ 903 00:56:01,829 --> 00:56:04,366 And before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first. 904 00:56:04,366 --> 00:56:08,771 ♪ If I had everything ♪ 905 00:56:08,771 --> 00:56:15,375 ♪ I'd still be a slave to you ♪ 906 00:56:16,513 --> 00:56:18,481 ♪ If I ruled the night ♪ 907 00:56:18,481 --> 00:56:20,052 Where are you headed? 908 00:56:21,052 --> 00:56:22,554 To meet a friend. 909 00:56:23,855 --> 00:56:25,457 I know, Mom. I know. 910 00:56:27,492 --> 00:56:29,853 ♪ Still I'd turn ♪ 911 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,026 Are those my clothes? 912 00:56:31,026 --> 00:56:35,263 Yeah. I was auditioning for Lexi's play. 913 00:56:35,263 --> 00:56:37,765 - What play? -"Oklahoma." 914 00:56:37,765 --> 00:56:43,605 ♪ If the world to me bowed yet humbly I'd plead to you ♪ 915 00:56:43,605 --> 00:56:47,109 Yeah... Oh, she's doin' really good. 916 00:56:47,109 --> 00:56:48,978 Yeah, I'm proud of her. 917 00:56:48,978 --> 00:56:53,148 ♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ 918 00:56:53,148 --> 00:56:58,419 ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 919 00:56:58,419 --> 00:57:05,197 ♪ If I hadn't the right to you ♪ 920 00:57:08,632 --> 00:57:10,331 Ready to go to bed? Mm-hm. 921 00:57:10,331 --> 00:57:12,137 Okay. Good night, little man. 922 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,207 Sweet dreams. 923 00:57:17,541 --> 00:57:20,442 - Ethan I got the part! - What part? 924 00:57:20,442 --> 00:57:22,147 In Lexi's play. 925 00:57:24,449 --> 00:57:25,750 Cool. 926 00:57:29,153 --> 00:57:35,457 ♪ If the world to me bowed ♪ 927 00:57:35,457 --> 00:57:42,767 ♪ Yet humbly I'd plead to you ♪ 928 00:57:43,701 --> 00:57:49,404 ♪ If my friends were a crowd ♪ 929 00:57:49,404 --> 00:57:56,715 ♪ I'd turn in my need to you ♪ 930 00:57:58,682 --> 00:58:03,318 - ♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ 931 00:58:03,318 --> 00:58:08,857 ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 932 00:58:08,857 --> 00:58:13,128 ♪ If I hadn't the right ♪ 933 00:58:15,531 --> 00:58:20,105 ♪ To you ♪ 934 00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:42,424 ♪ Breaking up with me then making up ♪ 935 00:58:42,424 --> 00:58:46,527 ♪ Just to make me mad ♪ 936 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:50,198 ♪ I think that you taste like rock candy ♪ 937 00:58:50,198 --> 00:58:54,537 ♪ Sweet like beaches leave me all sandy ♪ 938 00:58:54,537 --> 00:58:57,106 ♪ Why ♪ 939 00:58:57,106 --> 00:59:02,511 ♪ Do you leave me with watercolor eyes ♪ 940 00:59:02,511 --> 00:59:06,448 ♪ Young love don't always last forever ♪ 941 00:59:06,448 --> 00:59:10,185 ♪ Wild horses can't keep us together ♪ 942 00:59:10,185 --> 00:59:14,423 ♪ So what if you taste just like heaven ♪ 943 00:59:14,423 --> 00:59:18,388 ♪ That don't make it right ♪ 944 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:22,264 ♪ Hot summer and cold watermelon ♪ 945 00:59:22,264 --> 00:59:26,469 ♪ Your love stings like blood and a lemon ♪ 946 00:59:26,469 --> 00:59:29,104 ♪ Why ♪ 947 00:59:29,104 --> 00:59:34,476 ♪ Do you leave me with watercolor eyes ♪ 948 00:59:34,476 --> 00:59:46,622 ♪ Watercolor eyes ♪ 949 00:59:46,622 --> 00:59:50,229 ♪ That don't make it right ♪ 950 00:59:52,563 --> 00:59:56,835 ♪ That don't make it right ♪