1 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:30,364 ( footsteps pattering ) 2 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:40,708 ( humming ) 3 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,315 You! 4 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,624 - Don')t you dare! - ( growls ) 5 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,563 - Never! - ( growling ) 6 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,365 ( groans ) 7 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,235 ( yells ) 8 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:10,438 -Come back here, you mutt! - ( bell dings ) 9 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,873 Whoa, whoa. 10 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,509 - ( screams ) - Hey, hey wait-- hey, no! 11 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:19,313 - ( girl yells ) - ( screaming ) 12 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,516 Aha! 13 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:25,119 ( roars ) 14 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,655 ( groans ) 15 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:34,128 - Pizza chef:Don')t let him escape. - ( ladder worker yells ) 16 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,496 ( groans ) 17 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,499 - ( yells ) - ( all groan ) 18 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,435 - ( groaning ) - Pizza chef: Come on! 19 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,272 - Ladder worker: Come on. - Pizza Chef:Come on! 20 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:47,341 Come back here! 21 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,248 - ( groans ) - ( yells ) 22 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:57,385 - Woman: Oh. - ( groans ) 23 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:02,356 Get him! The dog, the dog, get the dog! 24 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,426 Careful, careful. 25 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,262 Careful. 26 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,798 ( yelling ) 27 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,233 - ( thuds ) - ( all groan ) 28 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:15,436 - Hmm? - ( squeaking ) 29 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,541 ( ladder worker whimpers ) 30 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:27,548 - You. - I'm going to get you! - Chef: Mark my words, I'll get you some day. 31 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,365 ( paws scrabbling ) 32 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:54,335 ( snoring ) 33 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,742 - ( gasps, screams ) - Ah. 34 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,912 I have been looking all over for this guy. 35 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,815 Dad, are you trying to give me a heart attack? 36 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,285 Billy, what have I told you about playing with the animals, huh? 37 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,686 Pete here isn')t just any lizard. 38 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,555 He is a professional actor. 39 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,357 And because you were horsing around, 40 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,991 he')s late, so I')m late. 41 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,594 Horsing around? 42 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,896 ( scoffs ) 43 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,066 Horsing around. 44 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,570 - ( squawks ) - ( twitters ) 45 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,406 ( squeaks ) 46 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,707 ( quacks ) 47 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,414 Hey, guys, I found Pete. Yay! 48 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:43,717 * Put the window down and the pedal to the floor * 49 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,653 * But the fog bank looms just a mile off the shore * 50 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,088 * It')s only 10 AM and the beach is packed * 51 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,624 * The waves rolling in got my mind all sacked... * 52 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,561 Hey, Stinky. Here. 53 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,463 Hey, baby. Breakfast. 54 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,030 Up up up up. Ow! 55 00:04:57,064 --> 00:05:00,534 * Pull out the board, wax up the stick... * 56 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:03,371 What about you, Spencer? Boop. 57 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,474 Okay, everybody, have a good day. 58 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:13,046 * -It')s a beautiful day... - Oh, come on, Dad! * 59 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,683 You come on. We')re late. I')ve got to get to the set. 60 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,818 ( groans ) 61 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,723 * It')s a beautiful day * 62 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:25,359 * Yeah, it')s a beautiful day... * 63 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:45,813 - ( cereal crackling ) - It')s fine. 64 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,417 It still crackles. 65 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,953 Water. Dad, really? 66 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:55,756 * It')s a beautiful day * 67 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:59,427 * Yeah, it')s a beautiful day * 68 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,397 ( llama bleats ) 69 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,533 Hey, hey. 70 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,801 Go get it. Go get it. 71 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,438 Come on, Billy-boy, let')s go, let')s go. 72 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,707 Here you go, Pete. 73 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,843 How')s my star, huh? 74 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,512 Oh yeah, looking good. Looking good. 75 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,620 Billy, come on. 76 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,557 You know... 77 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,958 it')s better to be an hour early than a second late. 78 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,593 Success depends on it. 79 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,462 Maybe if I work real hard, 80 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,196 I can be the head lizard guy on some dumb movie. 81 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,800 - I')m sorry, what was that? - Nothing. 82 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,903 - Mm-hmm. - ( engine starts ) 83 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,849 ( engine running ) 84 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:03,557 Okay, buddy, what')s with the attitude? 85 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:08,028 You have all these freaky animals all over the place... 86 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,797 and all I want is a dog. 87 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,032 Billy, we')ve talked about this. 88 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,134 Lots of people have dogs. 89 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,737 I don')t know anyone else who has a lizard as a pet. 90 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,540 Hey, that lizard is not my pet. 91 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,975 That lizard is my job. 92 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,678 We don')t have room for a dog. 93 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,914 We don')t have money for a dog. 94 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,617 At the very least, it')d be a huge distraction for the training. 95 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,752 Dogs are pets, and we don')t have pets. 96 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,221 No dogs, buddy. I')m sorry. 97 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,891 Whatever, Dad. 98 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,862 Okay, well, have a good day, and don')t forget 99 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,731 to check in with Mrs. Hollinger when you get home. 100 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,699 - I love... - ( slams ) 101 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,967 ...you. 102 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,003 "Yup, I love you too, Dad." 103 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,105 Oh, man. 104 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,675 ( engine revs ) 105 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,712 ( chatter ) 106 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,982 ( school bell rings ) 107 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,225 Hi. 108 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,130 - Photo ID. - Really? 109 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,600 It-- it-- it')s just that I')m so late. 110 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,602 You know, I work here every day. 111 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,203 Photo ID. 112 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,541 It')s-- it')s-- it')s me. 113 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,778 ( mutters ) Jerk. 114 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:35,549 - ( beeps ) - ( thumps ) 115 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,821 Eddie: Thank you... 116 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,723 - ( door slams ) - ...very much, thank you. 117 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,659 ( buzzes ) 118 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,613 Eddie, Eddie! You')re late! 119 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,817 Do you think it')s part of my job 120 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,252 to be waiting for my assistant to show up? I don')t think so. 121 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,756 - I')m sorry, Sal, I had trouble with the lizard-- - I don')t want the excuses. 122 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,091 I just want the lizard. Now did you teach it a good trick? 123 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,760 - Oh, he')s got it all right. - It')s a good trick? 124 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,995 - Good trick. - Better be, better be. 125 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,798 Let')s go. Almost time for Frizzy')s close-up. 126 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,700 ( sighs ) 127 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,305 Need to compose. 128 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,182 Stanley:Here, go with 74, then 53-A, 129 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,652 - and make sure props gets that. - I got it. 130 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,920 Director')s on set. 131 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,222 - Now in this scene, Fanny-- - Patricia: Frizzy. 132 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,024 - What? - The dog')s name is Frizzy. 133 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,026 - What did I say? - Fanny. 134 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,996 Whatever. The dog gets chased by a snake. 135 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,131 - Lisa: A lizard. - Thought we had a snake. 136 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:01,068 - Snakes are too expensive. - Patricia made me rewrite it. 137 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,737 What kind of picture are we making, anyway? 138 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,139 - It')s a dog picture. - That is not a dog. 139 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,308 I grew up in the projects. I know a rat when I see one. 140 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,010 She')s a Bichon Frise. 141 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,245 - What? - She')s like a poodle, but not. 142 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,148 It')s a metaphor for life')s struggle against conformity. 143 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,317 Look, I don')t care what it is. Let')s just shoot this, 144 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,820 so I can put the final nail in the coffin of my career. 145 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:23,691 - Sal! - Yes,HerrDirector. 146 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,160 Would you get the girly dog and the snake, 147 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,296 - so we can so this? - Absolutely, sir. 148 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,099 Oh, and sir, I can')t wait for you to see 149 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,300 the trick I just taught the lizard-- 150 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,302 very complicated. 151 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:39,106 I')m amazed I was able to accomplish it. 152 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,909 - Get the dog. - Yes, sir. 153 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,346 Who are you? Are you on payroll? 154 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,081 I')m Eddie. 155 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,918 I')m like the... assistant animal trainer. 156 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,820 Good for you. 157 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,856 - So is that it? - Hmm? 158 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,858 Oh, yeah, that')s-- that')s Pete. 159 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,960 - Pete? - Pete. 160 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,895 - Pete the lizard. - Hmm. 161 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,331 - You want to hold him? - Oh, no, no no no. 162 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,935 - Can I see him, though? - Yeah, sure. 163 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,171 Wow, he')s so... 164 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,907 lizardy. 165 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:17,310 Yeah. Pretty good-looking guy. 166 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:21,281 Hey, I think he likes you. 167 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,352 Sal: Oh! Oh, no. 168 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,987 No. 169 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,257 Why, why? Oh, the humanity! 170 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,159 What and why are you yelling? 171 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,362 Frizzy the Bichon Frise 172 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,898 has been dognapped. 173 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,234 Why? 174 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,824 * I')m learning a lot from you 175 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,962 * I')ve got to be myself * 176 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,033 * I think that we')re onto something good * 177 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:17,437 * Who can explain to anyone else * 178 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,742 * Oh-oh, you wanna come with me? * 179 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,247 * Stand up next to my side * 180 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,052 * Did you see the way that she looked at me 181 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,788 * The way that she smiled? * 182 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,557 * The way that she smiled? 183 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,493 * ')Cause you and me 184 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,395 * Can take on everyone 185 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,432 * The world will see * 186 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,970 * That we')re not afraid of them, the bullies and the beasts * 187 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,841 * Don')t stand a chance when it is you and me 188 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,442 * Against the world * 189 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,444 * Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh * 190 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,047 * You and me against the world * 191 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,182 * Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh * 192 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,484 - ( chomps ) - Hey! 193 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,287 What are you doing? 194 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,223 You stole my cookies. 195 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:13,360 * And we do what we please * 196 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,930 * Love, don')t you worry... * 197 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,531 You')re not supposed to eat the bag. 198 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,034 ( belches ) 199 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,571 I guess I don')t mind sharing with a friend. 200 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,274 - ( whimpers ) - ( pants ) 201 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,476 Hey, what are you doing? 202 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,112 What are you doing?! 203 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,114 Whoa! 204 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,582 ( groans ) 205 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:39,352 No. Hey, hey. ( laughing ) 206 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,054 * You and me * 207 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,523 * -Against the world - Cut it out. * 208 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,927 - ( laughs ) - ( growls ) 209 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,630 - Girl:Hey. - Oh, oh. 210 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,532 - Hey, hey, hey. - ( giggles ) 211 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,502 - Interesting dog. -Oh... he-- he-- 212 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,137 he')s not mine, yeah. 213 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,939 He')s just some-- some weird dog. 214 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,074 - Oh. -Yeah. 215 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,843 - I don')t even like him. - ( whimpers ) 216 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,981 Boy: Hey, Katie, you coming? 217 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,220 Well, whoever')s weird dog it is, 218 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,855 I like him. 219 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,260 - Bye. - Bye. 220 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,334 That was the first time she ever talked to me. 221 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,372 Am I dreaming? 222 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,274 ( panting ) 223 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,578 We want $1,000,000 224 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,547 or the Bichon Frise gets it. 225 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,016 $1,000,000. 226 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,452 Why would we pay a ransom when the wussy dog 227 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,388 hasn')t shot one frame of film yet? 228 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,223 So we')re talking a recast. 229 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,292 Marco, set up a casting call for tomorrow. 230 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,394 - We have to find a new star for our film. -Yes, ma')am. 231 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,164 Sal, you lost the dog, cost us a day. You')re fired. 232 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,598 Oh, wait, wait. Excuse me. 233 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,001 I')m sorry, but to tell the truth, 234 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,937 it was my assistant who was in charge of Frizzy. 235 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,472 He')s the one who left the door unlocked. 236 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,041 No, I')m in charge of the lizard. 237 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,011 I never even met the dog. I don')t train dogs. 238 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,713 You probably orchestrated the whole thing. 239 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,615 - What, this guy? - This guy! 240 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,317 Okay, you')re fired! 241 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,952 What? Me? 242 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,720 You heard our fearless producer. 243 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,090 Remove yourself from the premises immediately! 244 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,592 Sal, set up a casting call for tomorrow. 245 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,460 We')re literally hemorrhaging money here. 246 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,429 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 247 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,265 Am I fired? ')Cause you')re firing everybody, 248 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,735 and it makes me nervous. I haven')t worked since "Good Times." 249 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,105 What are you still doing here? 250 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,074 I need to get my things together. My lizard')s in make-up. 251 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,277 Get your things tomorrow. For right now, just get out of my sight. 252 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,481 Hey, Lizard Guy. 253 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,583 Sorry. I know it wasn')t your fault. 254 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,554 You')re a jerk. 255 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,494 Why did you lie? 256 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,363 Showbiz, Eddie. 257 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,465 It')s showbiz! 258 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:16,276 Man: Closing up. Everybody off the stage now! 259 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,612 ( buzzer ) 260 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,349 Billy: Where are you from, boy? What')s your name? 261 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,384 - ( panting ) - Spot? 262 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,186 No spots. 263 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,056 Maybe you')re like Abracadabra... 264 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,458 or Banjo... 265 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,061 or Quicksilver... 266 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,463 or something. 267 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,331 Ah, we')ll figure it out. 268 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,567 We')ll find a good name for you, 269 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,403 hopefully one Katie likes. 270 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,406 I can')t wait for you to meet Dad. 271 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,445 ( grunts ) 272 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,782 Whoa! 273 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,651 Oops. 274 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,224 Thanks, boy. 275 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,758 Oh, man! 276 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,028 I')m missing the "Top 10 Video Countdown." 277 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:19,439 ( "Beethoven')s Fifth Symphony" playing ) 278 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,344 Dorks. 279 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,116 Hey, boy. 280 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:38,358 * - You')re at the top, you')re at the top... - ( barks ) * 281 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,228 What? What? 282 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,630 * -What')s the matter? - Can')t get up... * 283 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,732 ( stops barking ) 284 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,304 ( resumes barking ) 285 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,145 Wow. 286 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,713 You really like this music, huh? 287 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,716 I know what I can name you. 288 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,186 Wolfgang. 289 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,388 - ( barks ) - Announcer:You')re watching "Classic Performances," 290 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:12,559 the Cleveland Orchestra performing "Beethoven')s Fifth Symphony." 291 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,495 Beethoven. 292 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,630 That')s who you are! 293 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,166 ( barks ) 294 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,768 ( laughs ) 295 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,372 Come here, Beethoven. Good boy. 296 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:42,322 ( Beethoven')s "Ode to Joy" playing loudly ) 297 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,672 What the-- what? 298 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,409 Who is this? 299 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,512 Oh. Uh, hi, Dad. 300 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,780 This is Beethoven. 301 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,883 We were making spaghetti. 302 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,585 Oh! 303 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,401 Dad, I know you')re mad. 304 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,736 Mad? 305 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,706 Yeah, Bill. Actually, I am mad. 306 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,675 You bring a stray dog into the house-- 307 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,377 a huge one, actually, 308 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,312 you destroy the kitchen-- 309 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,913 Billy: You bring animals in all the time! 310 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,882 - That')s different. - I don')t see how. 311 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,385 Because it')s my job. 312 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,488 It was my job. 313 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,724 It')s different, okay? 314 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,826 Beethoven and I were just making dinner. 315 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,762 It')s not like anyone will make it for us. 316 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:59,399 Now what')s that supposed to mean? 317 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,537 Come on. You know I have to work. 318 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,938 Hey. 319 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,408 I know. 320 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:12,479 It')s just that everything would be so much easier if Mom were here. 321 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,848 I miss her too. 322 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,884 I think about her every day. 323 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:22,389 But, Billy, she')s gone. 324 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,258 She')s in our hearts now. 325 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,728 I know. I just meant that-- 326 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,563 Look. 327 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:34,734 How about we put the dog in the animal room tonight, okay? 328 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,803 Tomorrow, we')ll look for the owner. 329 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,738 If we find him, great. 330 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,441 If we can')t, I')ll take him to an animal rescue. 331 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,376 What? No! 332 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,044 Hey. You know the rules, pal-- 333 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,947 no dogs in the house. 334 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,917 But if no one adopts him, they')ll put him down. 335 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,918 Someone will adopt him. 336 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,820 You')re a jerk! 337 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,455 Bill. 338 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,732 Are you taking a snack for later? 339 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,502 ( animal noises ) 340 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,473 Okay, there')s your bed. Good night. 341 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:17,410 What? You')re going to leave him with all these creepy animals? 342 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,012 Creepy animals? They')re all very professional. 343 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:24,751 They')re going to be fast friends. Let')s go. 344 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,886 No. No. No, no, no. You stay right there. 345 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,988 This is your bed. 346 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,890 You')re hanging out with these guys for the night, okay? 347 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,625 Good night, Beethoven. 348 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,895 Bye, creepy animals. 349 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,769 ( squawking ) 350 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,071 ( chirping ) 351 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,339 ( chattering ) 352 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,409 ( meowing ) 353 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,443 ( squealing ) 354 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,944 ( squeaking ) 355 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,680 ( barks ) 356 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:54,714 - ( screeches ) - ( barks ) 357 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,383 ( quacks ) 358 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,884 - ( squawks ) - ( Beethoven barking ) 359 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,357 ( Beethoven barking ) 360 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,393 ( groans ) 361 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,530 ( banging ) 362 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,465 Huh? 363 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,853 Eddie:Aagh! 364 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,526 ( barking ) 365 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,566 Woman: Hey! Keep that dog quiet! 366 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:03,583 Tick:Oh, Frizzy, my poor, stressed-out little movie star. 367 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,152 ( gasps ) You got your appetite back! 368 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,556 Oh! Yes! Yes! 369 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,658 Bones: What are you laughing at? 370 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,559 ( laughs ) She')s eating a sandwich... 371 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:15,495 like a person! 372 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:18,498 Dude, is that my sandwich? 373 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,868 Bad dog. Bad dog. 374 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,503 ( door slams ) 375 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,808 Tick: It')s him. 376 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,592 Idiots. 377 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,928 - Hey, boss. I didn')t see you there. How')s it going? - Hey, boss. 378 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,665 Do you have the ransom? 379 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,167 No, I don')t have the ransom. 380 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:58,805 Would anyone like to ask me why 381 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:01,508 I don')t have the ransom? 382 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,745 Why don')t you have the ransom? 383 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,847 Because they didn')t pay it! 384 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,916 - ( animals clamoring ) -I mean, why would they pay it 385 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:13,085 when they have not shot one frame of film 386 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,989 - with Frizzy the Bichon Frise? - ( barks ) 387 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:21,994 Clearly, you have to wait for the dog to be important to the movie, 388 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:25,865 preferably a star, before you kidnap the dog and hold it for ransom. 389 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,034 Otherwise, it')s just a dog! 390 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,836 Wait a minute. Right-- 391 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:32,204 This was your plan. Didn')t you set the schedule? 392 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,106 That')s a lie. It was his idea. 393 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:38,511 - What? - Sal: Anyway, I do have a plan, 394 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:40,246 one that will work. 395 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:42,214 ( growling ) 396 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,685 Okay. 397 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,154 We wait. 398 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,724 We wait 10 days-- 10 shooting days, 399 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,993 and then we dognap the new dog. 400 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:56,563 Then they have to pay. 401 00:24:56,596 --> 00:25:01,200 They think they can outsmart me, Sal DeMarco, 402 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:05,838 the greatest animal trainer in the history of Hollywood-- 403 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,875 the man who taught a chicken to fly 404 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,077 and a cat to come when it')s called! 405 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,813 Well, they can think again. 406 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,749 - They can think again! -( animals clamor ) 407 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,618 - ( laughs ) - Bones:Wait. 408 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:22,321 - Chickens don')t fly. - Oh, shut up. 409 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,725 Eddie: Well, good morning. How did you sleep? 410 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:29,629 Such a sweet little animal-- adorable. 411 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,899 But don')t worry. We')re taking you to a nice new home, 412 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:35,868 and you can sleep all you want there. 413 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,036 Come on. 414 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,137 Come on, doggie. 415 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,171 Let')s go. Inside. 416 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,907 Hey. ( whistles ) No. 417 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,975 Hey. Doggie, doggie, doggie. Doggie. Doggie. 418 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,110 Come on. Get in the truck. 419 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:47,279 ( groaning ) 420 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,148 No! Come back! 421 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,750 Come on, Doggie! 422 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,284 It')s Beethoven. 423 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,320 I')m sorry. Beethoven. Come on. 424 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:57,757 Let')s go. Come on. 425 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:01,761 I think he should ride up front with us. 426 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,096 Us? 427 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,198 Well, if you')re taking my new best friend to the pound, 428 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,366 I think I get to go. 429 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,002 Okay. 430 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:14,607 Fine. Fine. You can say goodbye. 431 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,008 I think he should ride up front. 432 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,376 Up front? Never. 433 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,278 Animals ride in the back. 434 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,981 ( song on radio ) * Oh, you and me 435 00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:24,283 * Can take on everyone 436 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,853 * The world will see 437 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,855 * I')m not afraid of them * 438 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,057 * The bullies and the beasts * 439 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,059 * They don')t stand a chance * 440 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:37,263 * When it is you and me... * 441 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:40,767 Stay here. I')m going to go get Pete. I')ll be right back. 442 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,134 Okay. 443 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,303 I mean it. Stay right here in the truck. 444 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,323 I don')t get it. 445 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,092 Got no charisma. 446 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,261 I mean, you really think this guy is a star? 447 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,433 Yes. Yes, I do. 448 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:18,004 I think you could call him Papi-- 449 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,371 Papi the pug. 450 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,307 ( yawns ) 451 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,275 Poochy. Puggy. 452 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,044 I think he lost his mind. 453 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:28,748 Next! 454 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,818 - You blew it. - ( whimpers ) 455 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:35,021 Okay, which one of you mongrels is next? 456 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,789 - Sal. - What are you doing here? 457 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:37,924 Well, I came to get my things-- 458 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,692 - and Pete. - Pete? 459 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,193 Don')t know Pete. Who')s next? 460 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,763 I am. 461 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:45,164 You')ve got to be kidding. 462 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,266 But he has the heart of a wolf. 463 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,935 - Pete is the lizard. - What lizard? 464 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,170 - My lizard. - Oh, I see. 465 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:54,741 You lose my movie star, but you')re interested in your lizard. 466 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,443 I didn')t lose anybody. You know I had nothing to do with that. 467 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,145 All of your things are underneath the stairwell. 468 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,914 If you have a lizard, that')s where it would be. 469 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,349 Do you mean you didn')t even feed him? 470 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:06,185 I')ve had a lot of things on my mind. 471 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,686 Next. 472 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,891 ( whispering ) Pete. 473 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,359 Pete. 474 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,864 Pete. 475 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,366 Are you all right? Oh. 476 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,502 ( sighs ) 477 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,739 Billy: Those are just a bunch of mutts. 478 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:28,407 You')re 10 times the dog, Beethoven. 479 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,376 ( laughs ) Oh! 480 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:32,378 Dad found Pete. 481 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,947 I was worried about you, buddy. 482 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,183 - Is he all right? - Yeah. 483 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,919 Pete')s doing just fine. Aren')t you, Pete? 484 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,955 ( Beethoven barks, growls ) 485 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,358 ( groans, gasps ) 486 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,427 ( barking ) 487 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,430 - Pete! - Beethoven! 488 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,299 Billy: Come back! 489 00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:00,472 Billy: Beethoven! No! 490 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,442 Eddie: Hey, get back here! Wait. 491 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,011 Billy: Where is he? 492 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:06,946 -( Beethoven barks ) - Billy: Oh! 493 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,949 - That')s not even a dog. - Sal:Not technically. 494 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:13,252 But check out the personality. 495 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,055 It')s a cat. 496 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,957 Yes, but a charming cat. 497 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:21,027 I think we could call it Kitty the Cat. 498 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,896 That')s the fattest cat I')ve ever seen. 499 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,232 - Thyroid condition. - ( purring ) 500 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,500 Look, man. The movie')s about a dog. I need a dog, not a cat. 501 00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,568 I need a dog. 502 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,071 Yes, sir. 503 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,240 Oh! 504 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,314 - What the-- - Hey! 505 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:44,884 What kind of dog was that? 506 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:50,056 ( barks ) 507 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,490 ( gasps ) 508 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,960 ( Sal yells, groans ) 509 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,461 ( cat screeches ) 510 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:04,170 - Eddie: Hey hey! Whoa! - Sal:Get me out of here! 511 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:07,473 -Help, get me out! - Stanley:You... 512 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,508 ( barks ) 513 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,210 Patricia: Stop this dog! 514 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,080 This dog is coming at me! Here he comes! 515 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,315 - ( Patricia screaming ) - Stanley: Show me the dog. 516 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,451 ( barks ) 517 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:22,221 ( growls ) Oh. 518 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,456 Whoa! 519 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,229 ( Patricia screaming ) 520 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,631 - ( screaming ) - ( barking ) 521 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,634 Whoa! Get this mangy mutt out of here! 522 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,469 Doesn')t he know I')m the producer? 523 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,105 Get me down! 524 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,373 Get me out of this chair! 525 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,542 - Whoa, whoa! -( alarm buzzer blares ) 526 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,978 Billy: Dad! The door! He')s not going to make it! 527 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,579 Oh! 528 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:50,883 - ( Patricia screams ) - Eddie:Pete! 529 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:53,452 I')m coming, Pete! 530 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,922 Patricia: Would you come and get this dog... 531 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,556 - ( growls ) -( Beethoven barks ) 532 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,059 Patricia: Oh no, oh no! 533 00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,461 Oh! 534 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,663 - Whoa! -( barking ) 535 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,532 Patricia: Stop! Heel, heel! 536 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:09,468 ( yells ) 537 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,403 - ( sighs ) - ( giggles ) 538 00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:13,639 - ( Beethoven barking ) - Patricia:Help me. 539 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,507 Assistant Director: Hey, that')s the producer! Somebody help her! 540 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,443 Patricia: Somebody help me! 541 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,478 - Are you okay? - Come on, easy. 542 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,647 You okay? 543 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,217 -( barks ) - Stay. No, no. Stay. 544 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,585 Assistant Director: It')s okay, we')ve got you. Easy, easy, easy. 545 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:27,920 - ( sighs ) - You all right? 546 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:31,057 Stanley:Phenomenal! 547 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,425 Eject these hoodlums from the lobby immediately! 548 00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:35,127 They disrupted my audition! 549 00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,029 Hold it, hold it. Don')t touch that dog. 550 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,564 That animal knocked me over. 551 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,933 He destroyed my backdrop. 552 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:43,069 - That dog is amazing. - Sal:Sorry? 553 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,670 My sides are splitting. 554 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,974 - Whose dog is this? - Uh-oh. 555 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,209 Um... it')s mine. 556 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,478 - Who are you? - Eddie')s one of the animal trainers. 557 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:56,582 Was. Was. I fired him after the Frizzy dognapping. 558 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,550 Well, he')s rehired. 559 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,087 Sal: I will not work with this man. 560 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,554 - You know what? You')re exactly right. - Thank you. 561 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,356 - You')re fired! - What? 562 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:06,325 - Get him out of here! - You can')t do that! 563 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,627 - Take him off the lot! - Hey, I')m a member of the union! 564 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,662 You can')t do that! I have a lanyard! 565 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,965 This is wrong on so many levels! 566 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,601 - What')s the dog')s name? - Oh... Beethoven. 567 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:18,204 Beethoven. I like it. 568 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:21,273 You know what, auditions are over. This dog is the star of my movie. 569 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:25,611 Everybody, be ready first thing tomorrow morning. 570 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:28,514 Patricia: Stanley! Whoa. Wait a minute. 571 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:32,051 Um... uh. Uh... hi, hi. 572 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,553 I know. I know we')re going in a-- in a new direction and all, 573 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:38,657 but... the movie is about a Bichon Frise. It')s in the title. 574 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,993 I never liked that title as much as I love this dog. 575 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:43,729 "Beethoven." I mean, it')s got a ring to it. I like that as a title. 576 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,764 But it')s about... little Frizzy, 577 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,533 and her little adventures. 578 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:50,036 - And she')s-- she')s French. - Not anymore. 579 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:53,439 It')s about a big dog that knocks everything down. 580 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,342 This dog is a superstar. 581 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,244 This could be my statue. 582 00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,645 Stanley. 583 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:01,613 You')re talking about rewriting the whole film 584 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,649 around this... dog. 585 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,419 Do you know how many people would pay big money 586 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:10,356 to see what that dog just did? 587 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:14,193 Lisa. I think you should spend some quality time with the dog, 588 00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:17,129 just really get inside his head. 589 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,530 See what makes him tick. 590 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,232 Same set. Same characters. 591 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,767 Just put old Beethoven in there. 592 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,235 Ooh! 593 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:25,271 You')re going to make me a lot of money. 594 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,539 ( laughs ) Yeah. 595 00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:31,777 - Oh, and Freddie. - Um... Eddie. 596 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,580 Eddie. Uh... you')re training a star. 597 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,615 Use the main gate from now on. 598 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:38,784 - I love that dog! - ( barks ) 599 00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:41,187 ( Stanley laughs ) 600 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,522 Main gate. Wow. 601 00:33:43,555 --> 00:33:45,324 - Sweet! - Main gate. 602 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,793 - Stan:I')ve got some promise. - Patricia:In your dreams. 603 00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:49,595 Wow. 604 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:53,199 So, um... what should I train him to do? 605 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:54,800 What? 606 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,636 Oh, well, he said we start shooting... tomorrow. 607 00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:00,372 So... maybe I could see a script? 608 00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:04,443 Oh. Sure. 609 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,312 I')ll get you a script. 610 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,647 Only my script is about 611 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,516 a cute, fuzzy little French dog 612 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,284 who brings a family together. 613 00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:15,254 I have no idea what "Beethoven" is about! 614 00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:18,557 - Oh. - So I would like to thank you for coming in here 615 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,691 and basically wrecking my life. 616 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,461 Me? I... I didn')t do anything. 617 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,496 No, your dog did. 618 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,598 So I')m just going to go home and make myself a pot of coffee, 619 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,767 and start writing a new script! 620 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,170 ( laughs ) It')s no big deal, right? 621 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,105 I')m a professional. Who needs sleep? 622 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:35,374 Not me, that')s for sure, I don')t need sleep. 623 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,675 Why would I need sleep? 624 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,477 Why on earth would I need sleep? 625 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,647 All I need to do is go and rewrite an entire script... 626 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,383 Is she crazy? 627 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,884 Maybe. 628 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,886 * A celebration... * 629 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,256 Ah, this is it, Bill. 630 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,858 I am the head animal trainer of a major motion picture. 631 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,760 "Use the main gate," she said. 632 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:57,396 The main gate. This could change everything. 633 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,566 Do you know what this means? This means milk in your cereal from now on, my son. 634 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,501 I mean, this is the big time. 635 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,270 I could be the animal trainer to the stars. 636 00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:06,405 * Celebrate good times * 637 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,340 I think there')s something wrong with Beethoven. 638 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:10,209 Wrong? What could be wrong? 639 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:12,478 He')s going to be a major star. 640 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,447 He looks sad. Are you sad, boy? 641 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,650 - Beethoven! - ( groans ) 642 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,886 - Billy:Beethoven! - Oh, Jesus. 643 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,788 Hey! 644 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,856 Hey! Come back! 645 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:27,693 Billy: Dad, come on! 646 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,928 ( engine starts ) 647 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,797 I')ve got to get that dog back. 648 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,399 -I')ve got to get him back. - Billy:Where is he going? 649 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:35,634 - Elderly woman: Hey! - Lost dog, sorry! 650 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,469 Come on! 651 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,371 Whipper-snapper! 652 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,509 - Where did he go? -( horn blares ) 653 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:46,312 Billy: There he is. Go! 654 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,518 - Beethoven! - Beethoven! 655 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,756 What is he doing? 656 00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,891 Billy: Why would he run away? I thought he liked me. 657 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,361 Eddie: We can')t lose that dog, Billy. 658 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:04,696 Billy: You just want to find him because of that movie. 659 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:06,698 Eddie: That dog is our meal ticket. 660 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:21,413 - ( baker groans ) - ( pizza chef yells ) 661 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:23,815 - ( yells ) - ( groans ) 662 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,518 Baker: This time you pay! Oh my God. 663 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,587 ( baker whimpers ) 664 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,324 - Ooh, there he is! - Beethoven! 665 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,329 - There he goes. - ( tires screech ) 666 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,437 ( tires screech ) 667 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,876 - Eddie: Hey, hey! - Billy: Beethoven! 668 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,349 - Oh, no. - Whoa. 669 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:01,620 Billy: Dad, we have puppies. 670 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:05,657 Wow. 671 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,293 This is why Beethoven ran away. 672 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:08,794 He was bringing them food. 673 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,529 Are these your puppies, boy? 674 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:14,466 Maybe... he')s not a boy. 675 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,406 Nope. He')s a boy, all right. 676 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,907 I think he')s their dad. 677 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:25,644 Where')s your wife, Beethoven? 678 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:29,315 Hey, Dad. I think Beethoven')s a single dad, just like you. 679 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:33,685 Uh-uh. We are not taking in this huge dog and three puppies. 680 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,021 Dad... you called Beethoven our meal ticket. 681 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:39,625 I guess that means you have to keep him happy, right? 682 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:41,960 - Right? - ( puppy yaps ) 683 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,662 Right, right. 684 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,797 Okay, you win. Let')s go home-- 685 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:47,666 Let')s all go home for now. 686 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:51,937 - Yay! - Eddie:Yay, yay, everybody')s happy. 687 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,806 Come on, let')s go. Beethoven')s got to be on the set early tomorrow. 688 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,043 Hey, Dad, can Beethoven and the puppies sleep in my bed tonight? 689 00:37:58,076 --> 00:38:01,079 No, no. The puppies are in the animal room, Beethoven')s outside. 690 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,749 Let')s get one thing straight, Beethoven is not our pet. 691 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,984 He')s my job, so don')t get too attached to him. 692 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,586 And don')t get too attached to these puppies. 693 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,488 ( puppies yelping ) 694 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,463 ( bleats ) 695 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,998 ( Beethoven barking ) 696 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:24,470 ( growls ) 697 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:28,407 -( rumbling ) -( barking ) 698 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,381 Oh, no. 699 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:39,551 Okay, you won this one, but that')s it. 700 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,720 From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. 701 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,723 - ( whimpers ) - ( snores ) 702 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:51,430 Eddie: There it is, Beethoven-- the main gate. 703 00:38:55,734 --> 00:39:00,906 * I woke up on my roof with my brothers... * 704 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:06,845 - Hi, I')m Eddie from-- - Good morning, sir. I know who you are. 705 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,048 * And my dad * 706 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,017 * -Paints the house... - Have a great day. * 707 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:15,086 * -...different colors... - Thank you. * 708 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,022 She knows who we are, buddy. 709 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,824 * Where would we be * 710 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,726 * -If we couldn')t dream? - Wow. * 711 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:24,496 * You never know, we get a little crazy * 712 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:28,967 * You never know, we get a little loud * 713 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,836 * Never know, we')re never going to fake it * 714 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,838 * We are wild, we are free * 715 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,541 * We are more than it takes to... * 716 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,875 What do you think, pal, huh? 717 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:39,511 * That')s just the way we roll... * 718 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:45,784 * - Hi. -That')s just the way we roll * 719 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:51,923 * That')s just the way we roll 720 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,694 * Oh... * 721 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,598 * That')s just the way we roll. * 722 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,112 I don')t get it. 723 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,748 Well, see, Beethoven becomes part of the family. 724 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,584 What')s this thing with him shaking hands? 725 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:19,785 It')s cute and funny. 726 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,887 Beethoven shakes George Newton')s hand, 727 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,088 and they become friends. 728 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,090 I don')t think that')s funny. 729 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,725 - Is that funny? - No, ma')am. 730 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,494 Have you ever had a dog? 731 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:29,828 Well, no, but... 732 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:32,598 I just don')t think it')s funny. 733 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:33,965 It')s heartwarming. 734 00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:35,901 Well, let')s shoot it, but it better play. 735 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,837 Tomorrow')s pages better be much... better. 736 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,973 - Yes, sir. - Now go tell the dog guy what we')re going to do. 737 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:45,443 - Mm. - Just doesn')t seem funny to me. 738 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:52,183 ( growls ) 739 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,869 Hey, no! 740 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,170 Beethoven, bad. 741 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:15,040 - Ah! Ooh! - ( crashes ) 742 00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:16,975 - Whoa. - ( chuckles ) 743 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,512 I')m sorry. He')s just a little nervous. 744 00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:22,648 It')s his first day in a-- 745 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,049 Now come here, would you-- hey! 746 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:25,250 Stop messing around. 747 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:27,252 ( barks ) 748 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:31,890 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! - ( barks ) 749 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,992 - How')s it going? - Oh, good. 750 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:36,562 Great. Just... 751 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:37,996 Just playing with the dog. 752 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:40,265 - It relaxes him. - Playing, huh? 753 00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:43,569 ( barks ) 754 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:48,273 Yeah, it')s... animal training stuff. 755 00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:50,008 It')s very complicated. 756 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,677 Right. 757 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,680 Stop it! Would you-- 758 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:57,182 Beethoven! Beethoven, come back here! 759 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:01,887 - Well... take it easy. - I')ll see you. 760 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:09,127 Hey! Hey! 761 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,730 -( claps hands ) - What are you doing? 762 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:13,264 Bad dog. I')m sorry, I')m sorry about that. 763 00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:15,266 Come on, come on. This is just pathetic. 764 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,268 You got to start listening to me. 765 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,004 Come on, this is work time, okay? 766 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,706 This isn')t fun and games time. 767 00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:22,340 Are you listening? 768 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,110 Lisa: Hey, Lizard Guy. 769 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:26,878 - It')s Eddie. - What? 770 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,880 My name is Eddie, not Lizard Guy. 771 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,883 Listen, Lizard Guy, I haven')t slept in 36 hours, 772 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,284 I couldn')t remember your name if you told me, 773 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,753 and I really don')t care if you ever do. 774 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,622 Did you get the new pages? 775 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,857 Oh. Yeah, I got them. 776 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:41,192 So we')re good? He')ll sit there, 777 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:44,996 he')ll bark softly, he')ll politely shake the dad')s hand, 778 00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:47,332 signifying their new family partnership, hmm? 779 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,300 Mm mm, yeah, sure, absolutely. 780 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:52,871 He should probably do exactly that... I hope. 781 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,340 That doesn')t fill me with a lot of confidence. 782 00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:58,209 - Woman:Hey! - ( slurping ) 783 00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:02,013 - Woman:It')s my nosh! - Now, come on. No... 784 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,882 - Oh, this could be a long day. 785 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:07,686 Assistant Director: We need Beethoven on the set, please. 786 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,120 -Where')s the dog? - No cookies. 787 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:11,022 Yeah, he')s coming. He')ll be right-- 788 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:14,693 Bad, bad for him. Come on, just... come! 789 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,903 What do you want? 790 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:27,839 Speak. 791 00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,711 Beethoven, speak. 792 00:43:32,744 --> 00:43:35,013 - ( panting ) - ( mimics bark ) 793 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:40,786 Eddie: Beethoven... speak, speak, speak! 794 00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:43,221 Speak. 795 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:50,228 - Hey, there')s your favorite, George. - George: Hey! 796 00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:53,832 That')s my bacon. Give me that back. 797 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:56,401 - That')s my bacon. - No, no... 798 00:43:56,434 --> 00:43:58,036 Bad dog, give me that. 799 00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,105 - George: Oh... - Sorry. 800 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:03,074 You slimed me. 801 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:05,744 ( laughing ) 802 00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:08,146 Stanley: That')s perfect. 803 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,382 - Cut, cut. That')s brilliant. - ( laughter continues ) 804 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:13,218 Stanley: That')s brilliant. He slimed me. 805 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:14,720 That')s... gross. 806 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,157 That')s it. Good work. 807 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:22,460 Uh-huh... um... 808 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,030 Thanks. Hey, why don')t we make the whole scene 809 00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:27,432 about him stealing the bacon, huh? 810 00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:28,967 - Quick on-set rewrite? - Stanley:I like it. 811 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,402 - Matter of fact, I love it. - Okay. 812 00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:33,705 Stanley: We got ourselves a star right there. 813 00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:36,241 Dog, welcome to Hollywood. 814 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,920 * What I like about you 815 00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:51,422 * You really hold me tight * 816 00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:54,459 * Oh, you tell me I')m the only one * 817 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:57,729 * You make everything all right 818 00:44:57,763 --> 00:44:59,497 * Yeah, it')s true 819 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:01,032 * What I like about you * 820 00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:02,768 * That')s what I like about you 821 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,770 * What I like about you 822 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:07,238 * It')s what I like * 823 00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:11,242 * -Hey! - ( yells ) * 824 00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:17,248 - Boy:Loser. - ( kids laughing ) 825 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:19,717 Looks like someone should have kept the training wheels on. 826 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,454 ( horn honks ) 827 00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:29,460 Yeah, that')s right. Run home to your daddy and mommy. 828 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:31,229 Oh wait, that')s right. 829 00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:33,364 - You don')t have a mommy. - Chris, stop it. 830 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:36,334 Kids:Loser. 831 00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:42,507 Hey, did you have fun with your friends? 832 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:45,911 - You')re late. - Sorry, we were on the set. 833 00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:48,446 - You okay? - I')m great. 834 00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:52,450 Cut it out. 835 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:57,255 You')re such a nerd, Beethoven. 836 00:46:00,325 --> 00:46:03,261 ( engine revs ) 837 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:08,834 Billy: Dad, there')s that crazy lady. 838 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,468 Eddie: Yup, that')s her. 839 00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:13,238 Come on, boy. 840 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,009 ( panting ) 841 00:46:18,944 --> 00:46:20,311 - ( barks ) - Oh! 842 00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:23,348 - Eddie: Ooh. - Oh! 843 00:46:23,381 --> 00:46:24,415 ( groans lightly ) 844 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:27,452 Uh... hi. 845 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:29,354 Hi. 846 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,521 Why are you on our steps? 847 00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:32,457 Oh, I')m... 848 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,025 trying to write a script. 849 00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,260 Oh. 850 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,395 That')s a weird place to do it. 851 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,064 - ( laughs ) - Let')s go, Beethoven. 852 00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:42,033 I')m starving. 853 00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,436 Uh... oh, thank you. 854 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,038 I was hoping maybe I could come in 855 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,473 and watch the dog for a bit. 856 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:51,176 - Watch the dog. - Yeah. 857 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,578 Get some inspiration. 858 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,246 I')m suffering from a little writer')s block. 859 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,882 Patricia and Stanley are really pressuring me. 860 00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:59,284 Can you watch the dog while you eat? 861 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,420 Probably. 862 00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:04,990 Yes, I can do that. 863 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:07,258 Come. 864 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,397 ( beeps ) 865 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:13,999 How')s your Kung Pao chicken? 866 00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:17,468 Mm, it')s good, thanks. 867 00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,371 How')s your... what is that? 868 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:23,308 Vegetable lasagna. 869 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:24,976 ( sniffs ) Delicious. 870 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:26,444 Mm. 871 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,448 Mine is still frozen. 872 00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:33,151 Oh, do you want me to put that back in the microwave? 873 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,586 Oh, no, I kind of like it. 874 00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:38,256 It')s like a macaroni and cheese popsicle. 875 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,127 You guys have microwave dinners every night? 876 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,062 No. 877 00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:45,396 Sometimes we have pizza. 878 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:48,299 Or burgers. 879 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:52,003 You')re really a couple of bachelors, huh? 880 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:55,273 We-- we do okay. 881 00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:59,911 Oh no, I')m sure, I can see. 882 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:06,918 Lisa: So I hear you named Beethoven. 883 00:48:06,952 --> 00:48:09,587 Yeah... 884 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,222 He really likes that classical stuff. 885 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,591 Cool. Maybe I')ll put that in the script. 886 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:17,362 - Yeah? -If it')s okay with you. 887 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,330 Yeah, yeah, of course. 888 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:30,275 Billy, finish licking your food. 889 00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:39,450 ( keys clicking ) 890 00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:46,624 So... 891 00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:48,326 I')m beat. 892 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:50,328 Okay. 893 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:54,599 - Big day tomorrow. - Right. 894 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:58,336 - I')m going to go to bed. - Good night. 895 00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:01,272 Do you-- do you have a... home? 896 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:04,242 Oh. ( laughs ) 897 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:07,078 You')re right, I should leave. 898 00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,981 - Do I have to? - Um... 899 00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:11,749 I have no idea what to write. 900 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,019 I mean, there')s no scene written for tomorrow. 901 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,153 I')m going to be fired. 902 00:49:15,186 --> 00:49:18,323 You know... 903 00:49:18,356 --> 00:49:19,991 I got fired this week. 904 00:49:20,025 --> 00:49:23,394 It seems to lead to promotion in this business. 905 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:25,630 So why don')t you just 906 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:28,233 stay here as long as you like, work. 907 00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:31,036 I')m sure you')ll come up with something great. 908 00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:34,172 - Really? - Yeah. 909 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:35,606 Hey, Eddie. 910 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,643 I just wanted to say thanks. 911 00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:40,578 You')re nice, Lizard Guy. 912 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:42,547 Thanks. 913 00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:46,284 Good night. 914 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:57,428 She thinks you')re nice... 915 00:49:57,462 --> 00:49:59,630 Lizard Guy. 916 00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,412 ( slobbering ) 917 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:19,117 Ah... oh. 918 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:22,053 - Ah... oh, come on! - ( yelping ) 919 00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,155 This is my bed. 920 00:50:24,189 --> 00:50:26,324 ( giggles ) 921 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,193 Oh yeah, ha ha. You think this is funny? 922 00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:31,229 - This is not funny. - It is, actually. 923 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,831 And I think I have our scene for tomorrow. Thanks. 924 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:36,801 He kissed me all over my neck. 925 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:39,370 You went to first base on my neck. 926 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:42,673 Sal: This is out target. 927 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:46,844 He answers to Beethoven. 928 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,380 - Yes? - Good name. 929 00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:51,516 Shut up. 930 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:54,852 He')s big, and he')s strong. 931 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,721 But soon he will be ours. 932 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,224 But what if they don')t pay the ransom again? 933 00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:00,758 Well, this time they will pay the ransom, 934 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,760 which is why we are waiting 935 00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:06,131 for the film to almost be complete before we nab him. 936 00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:08,466 The studio thinks he')s their next big star. 937 00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:10,535 So yes, they will pay the ransom, 938 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,237 and I will get my revenge. 939 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:14,772 They')d better, because I don')t want 940 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:16,441 another dumb dog running around here again. 941 00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:18,543 ( growls ) 942 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:22,113 - Take it back. - What? 943 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:24,649 Take back what you just said about Frizzy. 944 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:27,252 - No. - Frizzy loves you. 945 00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:30,388 There will not be another dog running around here, 946 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,657 whether they pay the ransom or not. 947 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:35,293 - What do you mean? -They fired me. 948 00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:37,295 They humiliated me. 949 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:40,131 So yes, we will take Beethoven. 950 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:42,400 Yes, they will pay the ransom. 951 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,835 But no... 952 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:49,474 they will never see their darling dog again. 953 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:55,413 ( growls ) 954 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:56,781 ( whines ) 955 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:02,320 ( growls ) 956 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,356 ( growls ) 957 00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:09,527 - ( crashes ) - ( shrieks ) 958 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,362 - ( chatters ) -( birds squawking ) 959 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:18,503 -( distant dog barking ) - ( Frizzy whines ) 960 00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:22,340 Oh, hey, hey. 961 00:52:22,373 --> 00:52:25,743 Come on, that')s not for you. 962 00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:27,378 Stay. 963 00:52:27,412 --> 00:52:29,580 ( sniffs ) 964 00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:33,751 Oh... 965 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:40,491 - Eddie:Really? - ( whimpers ) 966 00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:43,628 - ( engine running ) - ( horn honks ) 967 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,330 Pedestrian: Hey, watch it! 968 00:52:46,364 --> 00:52:48,199 - There he is. - Come on, honey. 969 00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:49,900 Oh, heel, heel, heel. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 970 00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:52,670 - There')s my guy. - Oh, hi. 971 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:56,541 Who')s a movie star? You are, that')s who, huh? 972 00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:58,676 How')d you sleep last night? You look great. 973 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,946 Hey, what are you feeding him? Is he gaining weight? 974 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:04,749 It looks like he')s been working out. It shows. 975 00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:07,652 If this dog looks tubby on screen, you')re out of a job. 976 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,520 Guess what I got for you, Beethoven? 977 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:11,256 Come on, man. Come on. 978 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:14,792 Come on, man. Come on, come on. 979 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:16,527 Eddie: Let')s see what we got. 980 00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:21,599 - Ta da! - Whoa. 981 00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:28,406 - Ah, it')s just a little token. - A very expensive token. 982 00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:30,841 ( whirrs ) 983 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:33,578 Hey, you')re a star now, and everybody')s going to start treating you like that. 984 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:35,780 That trailer')s bigger than my house. 985 00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:37,815 Stanley, tell him about the staff. 986 00:53:37,848 --> 00:53:41,286 Oh yeah, the staff. Come on out, fellas! 987 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,620 Staff? 988 00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:47,392 Hairstylist: This is so exciting. 989 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:49,360 Voila. 990 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:53,531 Beethoven, that')s your entourage. 991 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:57,335 Come on, a chef? A masseuse? Personal groomers? 992 00:53:57,368 --> 00:54:00,338 I')m surprised you guys didn')t get the Dog Whisperer. 993 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:03,808 Dog Whisperer. 994 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:07,445 Here I am, calm and assertive. 995 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:10,581 - ( growls softly ) - This is-- this is ridiculous. 996 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:13,684 Shh! 997 00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,553 This is Hollywood. 998 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:20,458 George: What the...? 999 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,828 ( sighs ) 1000 00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:27,632 I thought I was the star of this movie. 1001 00:54:30,535 --> 00:54:33,438 Here you go. Home, sweet home. 1002 00:54:33,471 --> 00:54:36,474 Oh... wow. 1003 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,445 ( whistles ) Wow. 1004 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:44,582 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Get off the couch. 1005 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,016 Patricia: No, no, no. That')s his couch. 1006 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:48,319 - You, get off the chair. - What? 1007 00:54:48,353 --> 00:54:52,423 Now... look. You see that pile of scripts over there? 1008 00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:55,726 Okay, these are scripts, 1009 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,395 that this studio would like to do 1010 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:59,364 with that star over there. 1011 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:03,901 The one smelling his own bottom. 1012 00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:06,871 I')m attached to produce. You')re the trainer. 1013 00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:09,407 Everybody wins, unless you rock the boat. 1014 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,376 So look at it like this. 1015 00:55:11,409 --> 00:55:14,679 Don')t screw up. Train Beethoven, 1016 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:19,550 and let that dog put us on the front page of "Variety," okay? 1017 00:55:19,584 --> 00:55:20,918 - Okay. - Okay. 1018 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,689 Hey, honey. Whenever you have a minute. 1019 00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:26,957 Take your time. He')s gorgeous. 1020 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:29,427 Thanks. 1021 00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:33,097 What are you smiling at? 1022 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,699 ( flatulence ) 1023 00:55:34,732 --> 00:55:37,535 When')s my next appointment? 1024 00:55:37,568 --> 00:55:39,504 Patricia:Quit it. 1025 00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:42,373 No, no, no. Just... 1026 00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:55,853 Hello, Beethoven, where are you? 1027 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:58,689 - ( smacks ) - ( yells ) 1028 00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,392 - May I help you? - ( groans ) 1029 00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:06,631 Sal? 1030 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:09,567 No habla ingles. 1031 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,836 Sal, I know it')s you. 1032 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:15,740 Well, of course it')s me. I')m joking, obviously. 1033 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,609 What are you doing here? 1034 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:19,977 What am I doing here? 1035 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:23,113 Hey pal, I got a pass. I work here... 1036 00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:27,452 on the incredibly popular "Animals Gone Wild." 1037 00:56:27,485 --> 00:56:31,155 We shoot right over here, on the main stage on the lot. 1038 00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:32,857 That is what I')m doing here. 1039 00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:35,826 I meant what are you doing here, 1040 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:37,895 spying on my dog? 1041 00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:41,732 Oh, that. 1042 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,168 That. Oh, just came by to say hello. 1043 00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:47,071 Hello. I came by to see the big fella. 1044 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:50,508 - How you doing? Beethoven. He')s beautiful. - ( Beethoven growling ) 1045 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,711 Look at that big fella. Come to Daddy, come to Daddy. 1046 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,746 ( growls, barks ) 1047 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:58,015 ( yells ) 1048 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:01,852 Get that beast away from me. 1049 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:04,555 I don')t think he likes you very much, Sal. 1050 00:57:04,589 --> 00:57:07,525 Hey, good luck with your new job. 1051 00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:09,460 I sure am enjoying your old one. 1052 00:57:09,494 --> 00:57:12,129 Come on, boy, come on. 1053 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,699 He')s a bad man, but you')re a good boy. 1054 00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:16,767 You')re a good boy! 1055 00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:24,542 Eddie: All right. 1056 00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:26,477 Now listen to me. 1057 00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:28,913 I want you to roll over, you understand? Come on. 1058 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,815 No, no, no. Come back. 1059 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:33,951 Roll! Roll over. 1060 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,720 They')re kind of dorky, aren')t they? 1061 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:39,123 - Uh, actually... - Eddie:Listen to me. 1062 00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:40,991 -...yeah. - Now, now, just-- 1063 00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:43,093 But in a good way. 1064 00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:46,230 Sit, come, come on! 1065 00:57:46,263 --> 00:57:48,666 My dad said you really don')t like Beethoven, 1066 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,635 that you would prefer 1067 00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:52,870 a "Bay-rese Frise"? 1068 00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:55,606 - Bichon Frise. - Oh. 1069 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,909 How would your dad know what I prefer? 1070 00:57:58,943 --> 00:58:00,878 Well, he says you')re more brainy and refined, 1071 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:03,180 and meant for bigger things. 1072 00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:04,815 Bigger than what? 1073 00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:07,785 Us, I guess. 1074 00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:11,255 I wouldn')t be so sure. 1075 00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:13,858 He said you were pretty too. 1076 00:58:13,891 --> 00:58:16,627 Oh, he did, did he? 1077 00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:18,996 Sit. No, no. 1078 00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:20,731 - No. - ( laughs ) 1079 00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:23,200 - But you are. - ( laughs ) 1080 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,603 Thank you, Billy. 1081 00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:28,539 I think you')re teaching my dad how to be more brainy and refined. 1082 00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:31,709 - Oh. - Whoa. 1083 00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:33,744 Oh! 1084 00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:35,713 ( gasps ) 1085 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:37,114 But it')s-- it')s not easy. 1086 00:58:37,147 --> 00:58:39,083 ( both laugh ) 1087 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:41,952 Oh. 1088 00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:45,890 - ( gulping ) - ( slurps ) 1089 00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:48,225 Stanley: Scrap 52-A. 1090 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:51,128 We')ll knock that out and call it a day. 1091 00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:53,130 All right, quiet, people. I hear way too much talking. 1092 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:54,732 You want to have fun, go to the dentist. 1093 00:58:54,765 --> 00:58:57,134 So what does our beautiful Beethoven 1094 00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:58,969 have in store for us today? 1095 00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:01,105 Well, in this scene, 1096 00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:03,007 Beethoven tiptoes into the dining room, 1097 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,042 and when the family')s not looking, 1098 00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:08,846 He gingerly steals a shrimp off the dad')s plate. 1099 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,949 That')s it? 1100 00:59:11,982 --> 00:59:15,119 - Uh... - No, no, he steals the shrimp, 1101 00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:17,054 and then, it')s-- 1102 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:19,223 it')s-- it')s funny. 1103 00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:23,027 He leaves some slobber on the plate. 1104 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,996 Isn')t that the same beat we played yesterday with the bacon? 1105 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:28,265 It')s a callback. Rule of threes? 1106 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:31,201 -( feedback whines ) - Patricia on PA:Hey! 1107 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,838 Hey, get to work down there. Get to work. 1108 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:37,307 Lunch is in five minutes. I want the scene in a can. 1109 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:41,345 - Okay, let')s see what happens. 1110 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:46,016 All right, places, people, let')s do this. Quiet, quiet. 1111 00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:51,689 Okay, Beethoven, just like we practiced. 1112 00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:53,023 When the dad looks away, 1113 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:54,925 you just tiptoe in, 1114 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:57,294 and you grab that shrimp. You got it? 1115 00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:00,197 Is he slobbery enough? 1116 01:00:00,230 --> 01:00:02,032 Yeah. 1117 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:03,200 Okay, people, let')s get this right. 1118 01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:05,102 Quiet, we are working with dogs. 1119 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,738 - Okay, buddy, just stay calm. -( bell rings ) 1120 01:00:07,772 --> 01:00:09,774 Wait for it, wait for it. 1121 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:11,241 And, roll sound. 1122 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:14,144 - Speed. - Stanley')s Assistant:Camera. 1123 01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:15,813 Set. 1124 01:00:15,846 --> 01:00:18,315 And action. 1125 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:21,285 Right, buddy, now go. 1126 01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:26,090 Action. 1127 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,296 Wait, what-- what happened to the tiptoe? 1128 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:37,234 ( snarling ) 1129 01:00:44,441 --> 01:00:46,143 ( roars ) 1130 01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:47,745 - Oh! - Oh. 1131 01:00:50,915 --> 01:00:52,883 Eddie: Heel! No, stop! 1132 01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:55,152 Stop! Heel, no! 1133 01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:57,755 Stop! 1134 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:01,091 - ( groans ) - Oh. 1135 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,697 - Oh. - Oh. 1136 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,867 ( guffaws ) 1137 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,802 Cut, print! 1138 01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:13,237 ( cast and crew laughing ) 1139 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:14,905 That is what I')m talking about. 1140 01:01:14,939 --> 01:01:16,140 That')s a trailer moment. 1141 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,709 - ( coughs ) - Stanley:Give it up... 1142 01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:21,946 ( mimics "Beethoven')s Fifth" ) ...for my superstar Beethoven 1143 01:01:21,979 --> 01:01:24,048 and his genius trainer. 1144 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:26,316 - ( applause and cheering ) - Whoo! 1145 01:01:39,764 --> 01:01:41,698 * Hey * 1146 01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:47,371 * I used to think maybe you loved me 1147 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:50,240 * Now baby, I')m sure * 1148 01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:55,412 * I just can')t wait till the day * 1149 01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:59,316 * -When you knock on my door - Hey! * 1150 01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:04,922 * Now every time I go for the mailbox * 1151 01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:07,758 * Gotta hold myself down * 1152 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:13,798 * ')Cause I can')t wait till you write me 1153 01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:18,168 * You')re coming around... * 1154 01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:21,772 * - No. -I')m walking on sunshine 1155 01:02:21,806 --> 01:02:23,307 * Whoa-oh... * 1156 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,943 * - Don')t... no! -I')m walking on sunshine 1157 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:27,812 * Whoa-oh... * 1158 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:30,447 * - Noo! -I')m walking on sunshine 1159 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,149 * Whoa-oh 1160 01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:34,184 * And don')t it feel good? 1161 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,320 * Hey, all right now 1162 01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:38,823 * And don')t it feel good? 1163 01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:41,792 * Hey, all right now * 1164 01:02:41,826 --> 01:02:45,362 * I used to think maybe you loved me * 1165 01:02:45,395 --> 01:02:48,833 * Now I know that it')s true * 1166 01:02:51,235 --> 01:02:53,938 * I don')t want to spend my whole life 1167 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:57,374 * Just waiting for you * 1168 01:02:57,407 --> 01:03:00,077 ( laughs ) 1169 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:03,347 * Now I don')t want you back for the weekend 1170 01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:06,884 * Not back for a day 1171 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:08,886 * No, no, no * 1172 01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:12,089 * I said, baby I just want you back * 1173 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:15,159 * - ( yells ) -And I want you to stay * 1174 01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:17,127 ( groans ) 1175 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:19,830 * I')m walking on sunshine 1176 01:03:19,864 --> 01:03:21,331 * Whoa-oh 1177 01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:24,168 * I')m walking on sunshine * 1178 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:26,203 * -Whoa-oh - Roll over. * 1179 01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,839 * -I')m walking on sunshine - Roll over! 1180 01:03:28,873 --> 01:03:30,474 * Whoa-oh 1181 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:32,542 * And don')t it feel good? 1182 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:35,345 * Hey, all right now 1183 01:03:35,379 --> 01:03:36,981 * And don')t it feel good? 1184 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:39,884 * Hey, all right now 1185 01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:43,120 * Walking on sunshine 1186 01:03:44,088 --> 01:03:47,157 * Walking on sunshine * 1187 01:03:48,926 --> 01:03:51,228 * I feel alive, I feel the love * 1188 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:53,597 * I feel the love that')s really real * 1189 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,432 * I feel alive, I feel the love * 1190 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:58,068 * I feel the love that')s really real * 1191 01:03:58,102 --> 01:03:59,937 * I feel alive, I feel the love * 1192 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:02,206 * I feel the love that')s really real * 1193 01:04:02,239 --> 01:04:04,408 * I feel alive, I feel the love * 1194 01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:07,077 * I feel the love that')s really real * 1195 01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:09,213 * I feel alive, I feel the love * 1196 01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:11,348 * I feel the love that')s really real * 1197 01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:13,350 * I feel alive, I feel the love * 1198 01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,920 * I feel the love that')s really real * 1199 01:04:15,953 --> 01:04:18,122 * I feel alive, I feel the love * 1200 01:04:18,155 --> 01:04:20,424 * I feel the love that')s really real * 1201 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:22,326 * - ( flatucence ) -I feel alive, I feel the love * 1202 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,328 * I feel the love that')s really real... * 1203 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,330 * - Oh, God! -Walking on sunshine... * 1204 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:29,099 * - Really? -Whoa-oh * 1205 01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:31,035 * - Oh. -I')m walking on sunshine * 1206 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:33,170 * - That... that is just wrong. -Whoa-oh * 1207 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,538 * -I')m walking on sunshine - ( flatulence ) * 1208 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:37,674 * - Aww! -Whoa-oh-oh 1209 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:39,676 * And don')t it feel good? 1210 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:42,246 * Hey, all right now 1211 01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,648 * And don')t it feel good. * 1212 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:49,219 ( laughs ) 1213 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:53,057 I like the whole shoe-slash-sandal thing 1214 01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:55,692 you got going on there. Very trendy. 1215 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:57,494 I don')t get it. 1216 01:04:57,527 --> 01:04:59,163 That dog is smart. 1217 01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:01,131 At least, I think he')s smart. 1218 01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,200 He finds a way to sneak into my bed every night, 1219 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,235 but he won')t roll over. What is that? 1220 01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:08,372 Well, it seems like what he')s doing is working, right? 1221 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:10,374 I mean, the studio certainly seems happy. 1222 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:11,976 I')m an animal trainer. 1223 01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:13,510 I don')t let them just run wild 1224 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,112 and do whatever they want to do, 1225 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:18,148 and then take the credit for it. 1226 01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:20,117 Lisa: Why does he have that leash on? 1227 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,219 Oh, he keeps chewing through them. He hates wearing it, 1228 01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:25,289 but he')s going to keep wearing it until he accepts it. 1229 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:29,226 Isn')t that right, boy? 1230 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:31,728 Let me ask you something. Is this-- 1231 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:34,198 is this what you wanted to do with your life? 1232 01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:38,435 I want to tell stories that move people, that make a difference. 1233 01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:41,338 You probably do tell good stories. 1234 01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:43,240 - You')re a real good talker. - Oh, really? 1235 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:46,010 - Really. - Oh. 1236 01:05:46,043 --> 01:05:47,744 Yeah, I')m told I')m also 1237 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,447 brainy and refined. 1238 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,149 And pretty. 1239 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,387 - ( giggles ) - Well... 1240 01:05:57,421 --> 01:06:00,690 I')d better get back to roll-over school. 1241 01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:05,762 ( croaks ) 1242 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,564 ( growls ) 1243 01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:27,384 - ( yells ) - ( gasps ) 1244 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:28,552 - Ah. - Oh! 1245 01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:31,155 - ( barking ) - ( yells ) 1246 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,624 - ( yells ) - No! 1247 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:37,661 - Eddie: No! Heel, heel! - Lisa:Beethoven, stop! 1248 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,097 Eddie: Stop, Beethoven! 1249 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,132 ( screams ) 1250 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:44,701 Doggie, doggie, stop! 1251 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:48,672 Eddie:Oh! Stop! 1252 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:51,141 Stop! No! 1253 01:06:51,175 --> 01:06:52,409 ( growls ) 1254 01:06:52,442 --> 01:06:54,644 Eddie:Whoa! No! 1255 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:56,580 ( yelling ) 1256 01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:00,617 Oh! 1257 01:07:05,222 --> 01:07:07,091 Eddie:Oh, boy. 1258 01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:08,758 ( laughs ) 1259 01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:11,761 That')s going in the movie. 1260 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:13,497 ( laughs ) 1261 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,600 Glad I could help. 1262 01:07:26,143 --> 01:07:29,379 ( panting ) 1263 01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:31,315 Maybe he')s just stupid. 1264 01:07:31,348 --> 01:07:34,084 There')s no stupid dogs, Eddie. 1265 01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:35,452 But you don')t understand. 1266 01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:37,387 Nobody understands. 1267 01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:40,124 This dog is off his rails. 1268 01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:42,092 And no amount of whispering 1269 01:07:42,126 --> 01:07:44,794 is going to bring him under control. 1270 01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,830 We must learn what Beethoven wants. 1271 01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:48,798 What he wants? 1272 01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:51,101 What Beethoven want-- all he wants is food. 1273 01:07:51,135 --> 01:07:52,769 - ( whines ) - Oh, oh, food, food. 1274 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,438 You see that? You see that face? 1275 01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,706 - That')s all he cares about. - That')s not true. 1276 01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:58,708 He cares about us. 1277 01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:02,379 Listen, the producer says I have to take it from this nut. 1278 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:05,249 I do not have to take it from you, young man. 1279 01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:07,451 Billy is right. Beethoven cares about you. 1280 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:11,188 He longs for you to welcome him into your pack. 1281 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,390 My pack? 1282 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:16,193 - Your family. - Whoa, whoa, hold on. 1283 01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:18,128 He is not part of our pack. 1284 01:08:18,162 --> 01:08:20,530 I mean, he')s not part of our family. 1285 01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:22,199 My family is not a pack. 1286 01:08:22,232 --> 01:08:25,435 Three puppies, a kid, and a father. 1287 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:26,903 That')s a pack, Dad. 1288 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,905 Would you just do your homework? 1289 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,607 ( puppies whining ) 1290 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,577 Look at your pack. They want you to lead. 1291 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:36,380 I am an animal trainer. 1292 01:08:36,413 --> 01:08:39,516 I')m not a pack leader, this isn')t a pack, 1293 01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:41,451 and Beethoven, I')m sorry, 1294 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:44,788 but this is just a movie, and you are just a prop. 1295 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:50,194 All I can say, it')s never the dog. 1296 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,533 Billy: Yeah, it')s never the dog, Dad. 1297 01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:58,202 Lisa: Hey, Eddie. 1298 01:08:58,235 --> 01:09:01,538 Eddie. Remember how funny it was 1299 01:09:01,571 --> 01:09:03,673 when Beethoven and the puppies ate all your shoes? 1300 01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:06,176 - Vividly. - ( laughs ) 1301 01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:08,578 I just added it to the movie. It')s hilarious. 1302 01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:11,781 It')s not hilarious. It')s really annoying, 1303 01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:15,919 and I wish that you would just stop using moments in my life 1304 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,921 where that dog makes me miserable and-- 1305 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:19,556 and just putting it in your movie. 1306 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,525 - But it')s funny. - It')s not funny. 1307 01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:24,894 - It')s not funny to me. - What')s the matter with you? 1308 01:09:24,928 --> 01:09:27,497 That-- that dog, he doesn')t listen. 1309 01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:29,733 He doesn')t do what he')s told. He wrecks everything, 1310 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:31,668 and then he gets praised for it. 1311 01:09:31,701 --> 01:09:34,571 You know, yesterday, I tried to teach him to roll over 1312 01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:36,940 for four hours, just to roll over, 1313 01:09:36,973 --> 01:09:38,675 and he won')t do it. 1314 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,844 He misbehaves, you put it in the script. 1315 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:43,713 He')s just a dumb dog. 1316 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:45,215 He')s more than that, and you know it. 1317 01:09:45,249 --> 01:09:47,717 Oh. He')s got you fooled too. 1318 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,586 You call yourself a writer? 1319 01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:51,288 All you do is you follow him around 1320 01:09:51,321 --> 01:09:52,589 and write down the messes that he makes. 1321 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:54,924 Wow. 1322 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,726 He doesn')t have me fooled. 1323 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,828 He')s made this movie better. 1324 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:00,764 And I')m following him around 1325 01:10:00,797 --> 01:10:02,932 because Beethoven')s got something that people like, 1326 01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,635 something they want to see. 1327 01:10:06,470 --> 01:10:07,971 He')s got heart. 1328 01:10:08,004 --> 01:10:09,806 Something you could really use. 1329 01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:11,941 Ah, so I')m the bad guy now? 1330 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:16,012 Really? Me? 1331 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:18,348 ( sighs ) 1332 01:10:24,588 --> 01:10:27,957 - ( whines ) - It')s okay, Beethoven. 1333 01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:30,927 He doesn')t mean it. 1334 01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:39,669 Eddie: Hey, Billy. 1335 01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:42,272 Billy: Yeah, Dad? 1336 01:10:42,306 --> 01:10:44,007 Billy, I need some help with this. 1337 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,909 Where')s the dog? I have to train him 1338 01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:47,477 for this new scene we')re shooting tomorrow. 1339 01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,280 Listen. "Beethoven walks into the room, 1340 01:10:50,314 --> 01:10:52,282 carrying George Newton')s slippers, 1341 01:10:52,316 --> 01:10:54,551 drops them at his feet, lies down by the couch, 1342 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,686 and sweetly rests his head on the rug." 1343 01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:00,056 Come on. Beethoven is never going to do that. 1344 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,926 - ( sighs ) -( Beethoven panting ) 1345 01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:24,881 Both: Whoa. 1346 01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:29,419 Lisa is scary good. 1347 01:11:29,453 --> 01:11:33,457 She wrote exactly what just happened. 1348 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:37,093 She is pretty good, isn')t she? 1349 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,363 Eddie: You really love that dog, huh? 1350 01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:44,368 Not as much as I love you, Dad. 1351 01:11:45,068 --> 01:11:47,637 Aw, that')s my boy. 1352 01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:52,041 ( engine running ) 1353 01:12:07,424 --> 01:12:09,559 Eddie: Hey, Pete. 1354 01:12:09,593 --> 01:12:11,395 So they')re not going to need Beethoven for a couple hours, 1355 01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:12,629 if you guys just want to hang out in the trailer. 1356 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,699 Cool. Later, Dad. 1357 01:12:15,732 --> 01:12:17,434 Hear that, Beethoven? 1358 01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:22,038 We have two hours. Let')s go to the park. 1359 01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:24,874 You know that reading the dictionary doesn')t make you look smart. 1360 01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:26,876 "Famous. 1361 01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,111 To be known far and wide; 1362 01:12:28,144 --> 01:12:30,113 Popular, beloved." 1363 01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:33,750 - So? - Excuse me, Mr. Criminal Mastermind, 1364 01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:36,686 but it might be a tad problematic 1365 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,022 to kidnap a famous dog 1366 01:12:39,055 --> 01:12:43,059 in the middle of a studio lot in broad daylight, Bones. 1367 01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:44,994 - ( Frizzy yelps ) - Look, look. 1368 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:49,032 -( Frizzy yaps ) - Bones:They')re leaving the lot. 1369 01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:51,801 ( chuckles ) 1370 01:12:53,169 --> 01:12:55,839 "Luck. Success from total chance." 1371 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:59,476 Bones: How about looking up "moron"? 1372 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:02,979 - See you later, Billy. - See you, Zoe. Bye, Charlie. 1373 01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:07,451 - ( keyboard clicking ) - Eddie:You')re going to break that thing. 1374 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:12,456 You getting some work done? 1375 01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:18,562 Don')t you have some other writer')s spirit to crush or something? 1376 01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:20,630 ( sighs ) 1377 01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:24,768 You know, 1378 01:13:24,801 --> 01:13:27,170 when I was 10, 1379 01:13:27,203 --> 01:13:29,573 I had a dog-- 1380 01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,174 Red. 1381 01:13:31,207 --> 01:13:34,678 - Red? - Yeah, he was an Irish setter. 1382 01:13:34,711 --> 01:13:37,847 Red. Creative, huh. 1383 01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:39,949 He was a good dog. 1384 01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:41,718 A little like Beethoven, actually-- 1385 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,887 Ate a lot, was messy. 1386 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,522 Anyway, I came home from school one day, 1387 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:47,991 and Red was gone. He')d run away. 1388 01:13:48,024 --> 01:13:51,595 - Oh. - For a year, I looked for him. 1389 01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:54,931 Every night, I waited. 1390 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,567 I loved that dog. 1391 01:13:57,601 --> 01:13:58,968 He was my best friend. 1392 01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:01,838 But he-- he left. 1393 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:03,840 Couldn')t find him. I couldn')t help him. 1394 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,909 It')s not your fault he ran away. 1395 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:09,012 It is. You get a dog, 1396 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:10,714 and you love it, 1397 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:13,249 and it runs away. 1398 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,252 And you build a life, 1399 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,254 and you grow a family, 1400 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,023 and... 1401 01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,726 then one day everything you thought you had 1402 01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:25,929 just disappears. 1403 01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:39,809 What was her name? 1404 01:14:39,843 --> 01:14:43,079 Julie. 1405 01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:45,982 She was a great mom. 1406 01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:48,852 I')m afraid I')m just a sorry substitute. 1407 01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:52,522 No, that')s not what I see. 1408 01:14:52,556 --> 01:14:55,959 I see a dad who')s working his butt off for his kid. 1409 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:58,528 The only thing that dad needs to learn 1410 01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:00,597 is that he can')t go through life 1411 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,867 without giving his love to friends. 1412 01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,869 Eddie, Beethoven')s part of your family now. 1413 01:15:05,902 --> 01:15:08,071 He')s not going anywhere. 1414 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,640 Neither am I. 1415 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:13,276 Lizard Guy. Lizard Guy. 1416 01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:16,880 Boy, I')m glad that nickname caught on. 1417 01:15:16,913 --> 01:15:19,783 Where')s Beethoven? We can')t find Beethoven anywhere. 1418 01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:22,018 What? Billy! 1419 01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:25,254 - Billy! - Billy')s gone too? 1420 01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:28,592 - Eddie:His skateboard')s gone. - Lisa:Where could they be? 1421 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:31,761 I think I know. Come on. 1422 01:15:32,796 --> 01:15:35,665 ( whimpering ) 1423 01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:51,781 ( chatter ) 1424 01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:54,918 Billy: There she is. 1425 01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:56,786 Pretty cute, huh? 1426 01:15:57,821 --> 01:15:59,889 - ( barks ) -Wait. 1427 01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:01,858 We can')t go over there. 1428 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,260 She likes that guy. 1429 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:06,029 Why would she want to talk to me? 1430 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,664 * ...than an limousine * 1431 01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:09,198 * Can you handle the curves * 1432 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:11,100 * Can you run all the lights * 1433 01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,837 * -If you can... - Whoa. * 1434 01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:15,805 Beethoven, what are you doing? 1435 01:16:15,839 --> 01:16:17,240 * From zero to 60 * 1436 01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:19,142 * -In 3.5 - Billy: Whoa! 1437 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:21,210 * You')ve got the keys * 1438 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,813 * Now shut up and drive, drive... * 1439 01:16:23,847 --> 01:16:25,749 - ( groans ) - ( barks ) 1440 01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:28,785 * -...drive, drive... - ( cheering ) 1441 01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:31,020 * Shut up and drive * 1442 01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:35,859 Thanks, boy. Thanks. Good boy. 1443 01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:38,695 * Drive, drive, drive, drive... * 1444 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,966 Yo, that was ripping. Both you, and your cool dog. 1445 01:16:42,999 --> 01:16:44,200 Oh, hi. 1446 01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:47,370 - I')m Katie. - I know. I')m Billy. 1447 01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,205 I know. 1448 01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:52,008 What')s she talking to that lollipop for? 1449 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,877 - Oh, gross! - ( all laughing ) 1450 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:57,146 Look what your stupid dog did. Ew! 1451 01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:59,749 ( all laughing ) 1452 01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:04,754 Girl: That was cool. 1453 01:17:26,910 --> 01:17:28,712 Feeling woozy? 1454 01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:32,882 He means, are you feeling, perhaps, 1455 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:35,919 lightheaded or off-balance, 1456 01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:39,689 as though you might collapse? 1457 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:43,126 ( grunting and groaning ) 1458 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:45,361 Bones: Come on, help me. 1459 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:48,031 So, you want to grab a soda, or-- what')s the matter? 1460 01:17:48,064 --> 01:17:50,366 - Where')s my dog? - Um... 1461 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:53,302 -( barks ) - Beethoven. Come on! 1462 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:03,346 ( grunts, groans ) 1463 01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:04,981 I')m doing-- I')m doing all the work here. Pick it up! 1464 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:07,817 Billy: Beethoven! 1465 01:18:07,851 --> 01:18:09,819 ( engine running ) 1466 01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:12,722 - ( horn honks ) - Eddie:Hey, Billy. 1467 01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:20,063 He skateboards here with his friends. 1468 01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:23,432 Eddie: Billy. Beethoven. 1469 01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:25,735 - Bones: Hello. - Tick: Hello. 1470 01:18:27,436 --> 01:18:29,272 - That was close. - Run, run! 1471 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:31,074 - Eddie:Here boy. Billy. - Lisa:Beethoven. 1472 01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:33,977 Billy: Beethoven! 1473 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,980 Beethoven! Come here, boy! 1474 01:18:38,281 --> 01:18:40,716 ( grunting ) 1475 01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:43,987 Lift with your legs, Bones, with your-- 1476 01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:46,790 ( groans ) 1477 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:52,929 - You okay? Who')s this? - I')m Billy')s friend Katie. 1478 01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:55,298 - Where')s Beethoven? - We can')t find him. 1479 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,300 - What? - He')s gone. 1480 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,302 - Gone? - What do you mean, he')s gone? 1481 01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:06,475 - Oh, no. -( dog barks ) 1482 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:08,111 ( sighs ) 1483 01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:09,378 Oh, no. 1484 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,815 - Billy: Beethoven! - Eddie: Hey! 1485 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:13,516 - Billy: Stop! - Lisa:Beethoven! 1486 01:19:13,549 --> 01:19:15,051 Eddie:Hey! 1487 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:17,320 - ( growling ) -( Frizzy yapping ) 1488 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:19,255 - Frizzy, quiet. - ( yapping ) 1489 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:22,391 - ( Beethoven growls ) - ( Bones yelling ) 1490 01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:24,393 - We need tranquilizer! - What we put on that pizza 1491 01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:26,495 - would knock out a Clydesdale! - Help, get it, help, help! 1492 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:28,364 - ( growling ) - Help, help! 1493 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:31,935 - Bones. - Give it to me! 1494 01:19:31,968 --> 01:19:34,437 - ( growling ) - ( yapping ) 1495 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:37,073 - Billy: Hey, Beethoven! - The Lizard Guy')s coming. 1496 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:40,109 - ( growling and yapping ) - Hey! 1497 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:42,145 - Breathe. - ( tires screech ) 1498 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,814 Breathe deep, breathe. Yeah. 1499 01:19:44,848 --> 01:19:46,449 Hey, you')ve got our dog! 1500 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:49,919 Beethoven, Beethoven! 1501 01:19:50,586 --> 01:19:52,555 Oh. 1502 01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:58,127 - What? - We think Beethoven')s been dognapped. 1503 01:19:58,161 --> 01:20:01,597 Patricia: He')s right. I got the ransom note right here. 1504 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:05,234 It was just found taped to the door of Beethoven')s trailer. 1505 01:20:05,268 --> 01:20:07,070 Stanley: Well, what does it say? Read it. 1506 01:20:09,505 --> 01:20:11,240 "Hollywood Bigwigs, 1507 01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:13,943 You will pay $1,000,000 1508 01:20:13,977 --> 01:20:17,914 or the beast known as Beethoven will be destroyed. 1509 01:20:17,947 --> 01:20:20,516 Instructions to follow." 1510 01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:24,820 - Destroyed? - Poor Beethoven. 1511 01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:30,159 ( yapping ) 1512 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:37,901 Sal: The slobbering beast awakens. 1513 01:20:37,934 --> 01:20:41,070 - ( growling softly ) - Oh, you remember me. 1514 01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:43,306 Well, I remember you too. 1515 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,876 You')re the dumb animal that made me look like a buffoon, 1516 01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:49,478 that cost me my job. 1517 01:20:49,512 --> 01:20:51,214 Well... 1518 01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:54,483 Welcome to the counter-offensive. 1519 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:58,955 Now everybody else is running around, looking like fools. 1520 01:20:58,988 --> 01:21:01,524 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh. 1521 01:21:01,557 --> 01:21:03,226 Rope got your tongue? 1522 01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:04,560 ( panting ) 1523 01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:07,063 ( barks ) 1524 01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:09,532 - ( mimics bark ) - ( barks ) 1525 01:21:10,499 --> 01:21:12,535 ( Sal growls ) 1526 01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:16,906 ( snarls ) 1527 01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:18,641 Choose your last meal, stupid mutt. 1528 01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:21,577 ( barking ) 1529 01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:25,214 Billy: What are we going to do? 1530 01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:27,951 Okay, the answer is character-based. 1531 01:21:27,984 --> 01:21:29,552 Who would do something like this? 1532 01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:32,388 Okay, somebody who has access to the lot, 1533 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:34,657 so they could tape the ransom note on the trailer door. 1534 01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:37,126 Someone with a place to hide 1535 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,062 a big, noisy dog like Beethoven. 1536 01:21:39,095 --> 01:21:41,664 Somebody who')s got a grudge against the studio. 1537 01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:43,332 - Hmm. - Or the movie. 1538 01:21:43,366 --> 01:21:45,168 Or me. 1539 01:21:45,201 --> 01:21:47,570 And someone who hates Beethoven. 1540 01:21:48,671 --> 01:21:50,706 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1541 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,942 Lisa, what exactly did the ransom note say, exactly? 1542 01:21:52,976 --> 01:21:54,978 Um... "Hollywood Bigwigs, 1543 01:21:55,011 --> 01:21:56,545 you will pay $1,000,000, 1544 01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:59,282 - or the beast known as Beethoven"-- - Beast. 1545 01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:00,649 He called him a beast. 1546 01:22:00,683 --> 01:22:03,352 I know who kidnapped Beethoven. 1547 01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:05,188 Sal the animal trainer? 1548 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:07,156 Do you have evidence of this? 1549 01:22:07,190 --> 01:22:09,592 - He called Beethoven a beast. - He')s a real jerk. 1550 01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:13,629 Look, I')ve produced enough cop shows to know that')s not evidence. 1551 01:22:13,662 --> 01:22:15,164 It')s at least worth checking out. 1552 01:22:15,198 --> 01:22:16,732 Could you just update the police about our theory? 1553 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,434 The police don')t know anything about this, 1554 01:22:18,467 --> 01:22:20,236 and I don')t see any reason why they should. 1555 01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,138 - What? - You didn')t call the police? 1556 01:22:22,171 --> 01:22:25,074 We don')t need the negative publicity of a missing star. 1557 01:22:25,108 --> 01:22:28,011 We got enough footage of Beethoven to finish the film. 1558 01:22:28,044 --> 01:22:29,979 After we wrap, we call the police, 1559 01:22:30,013 --> 01:22:32,715 tell the press we finished the film before the dognapping. 1560 01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:35,318 It')s a win-win. 1561 01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:37,353 Except for the fact that they might kill Beethoven. 1562 01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:40,156 Oh, come on. Who')s going to hurt that dog? 1563 01:22:40,189 --> 01:22:42,591 He')s charming, he')s got star quality. 1564 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:44,160 The dog')ll be fine. 1565 01:22:44,193 --> 01:22:46,229 Anything happens to our dog, 1566 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:48,264 and we')re holding you accountable. 1567 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,533 Really? Well, who do you think you are? 1568 01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:53,136 Lady, I am done listening to you talk. 1569 01:22:53,169 --> 01:22:55,038 You')re not worthy of Beethoven. 1570 01:22:55,071 --> 01:22:58,141 Come on, guys, let')s go find our friend. 1571 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,576 That was awesome, Dad. 1572 01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:04,013 Lizard trainer. Ugh. 1573 01:23:04,047 --> 01:23:05,614 ( lion roars ) 1574 01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:09,652 ( wolf howls ) 1575 01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:15,124 ( birds squawking ) 1576 01:23:16,692 --> 01:23:18,594 Eddie: Well, this is it. 1577 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:22,198 Lisa: Wow, it really is creepy at night. 1578 01:23:30,639 --> 01:23:33,176 - ( puppies whining ) - Shh. Billy, try and keep them quiet. 1579 01:23:33,209 --> 01:23:34,777 What')s the matter, guys? 1580 01:23:34,810 --> 01:23:37,780 I think they can smell Beethoven. 1581 01:23:37,813 --> 01:23:40,549 You guys stay here, okay? 1582 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,718 I')m going in. 1583 01:23:46,789 --> 01:23:49,558 ( animals screeching ) 1584 01:24:09,312 --> 01:24:11,547 - Oh! Shh shh shh! - Oh! Shh shh shh! 1585 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:13,349 You scared me to death. 1586 01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:15,318 You? I think I had a little heart attack. 1587 01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:17,720 What are you even doing here? I told you to stay at the car. 1588 01:24:17,753 --> 01:24:20,156 - Cart. - What? 1589 01:24:20,189 --> 01:24:21,657 You said car. It')s a cart, a golf cart. 1590 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:23,759 Who cares? Please would you just go back to the cart? 1591 01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:25,794 No. This is the climax. 1592 01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:27,630 If you think I')ve been working this hard to miss 1593 01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:29,465 the climax of Beethoven')s story, you')re crazy. 1594 01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:31,234 Lisa, this isn')t some script, okay? 1595 01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:33,236 - This is real life. - All right, then, 1596 01:24:33,269 --> 01:24:35,104 I')m here to protect you. 1597 01:24:35,138 --> 01:24:36,672 - Protect me? - Yes. 1598 01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:41,110 I don')t want you to get hurt. I like you. 1599 01:24:41,144 --> 01:24:44,613 Oh? Yeah? 1600 01:24:44,647 --> 01:24:47,583 Yeah. 1601 01:24:49,485 --> 01:24:51,320 So what')s the plan? 1602 01:24:52,221 --> 01:24:54,123 I have no idea. 1603 01:24:54,157 --> 01:24:56,759 But there')s a backstage door. Let')s start there. 1604 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:58,861 Sounds good. 1605 01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:02,131 Hey, hey. I')d better go first, okay? 1606 01:25:02,165 --> 01:25:04,233 Okay. 1607 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:18,847 Lisa: Ooh! 1608 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:20,449 - Sorry. - You okay? 1609 01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:22,651 Tick: ...be that way. 1610 01:25:22,685 --> 01:25:25,921 Oh, what')s the matter? 1611 01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:27,690 You want an apology? 1612 01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:30,793 Fine, I')m sorry. 1613 01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,795 I')m sorry that big, silly dog got all the attention. 1614 01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:35,798 Okay, okay? 1615 01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:38,867 Okay, we')re okay. We')re okay. 1616 01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:41,304 - ( gasps ) - Hey, that')s Fuzzy. 1617 01:25:41,337 --> 01:25:42,805 - Frizzy. - Tick:We')re going to be okay. 1618 01:25:42,838 --> 01:25:44,940 Look at us, fighting all the time 1619 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:46,909 like Ike and Tina. 1620 01:25:46,942 --> 01:25:49,645 - ( door creaks ) - ( gasps ) 1621 01:25:49,678 --> 01:25:52,681 Tick: Who')s there? 1622 01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:00,456 ( creaks ) 1623 01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:02,558 I know you')re in here. 1624 01:26:02,591 --> 01:26:06,295 - ( Frizzy growls softly ) - I can smell your fear. 1625 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:12,635 Huh. I guess I must be getting a little edgy. 1626 01:26:15,738 --> 01:26:17,373 ( whines ) 1627 01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:18,541 Bones: Tick, Tick, come on. 1628 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,809 We')re making the ransom call. 1629 01:26:20,843 --> 01:26:22,345 All right, come on, Frizzy. 1630 01:26:22,378 --> 01:26:24,547 Let')s begin our life of leisure. 1631 01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:26,882 ( giggles ) Yes, yes... 1632 01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:28,751 Good doggie. 1633 01:26:30,986 --> 01:26:33,456 ( gasps ) Oh, that was close. 1634 01:26:33,489 --> 01:26:35,891 That')s the guy I saw driving the van. Beethoven is here someplace. 1635 01:26:35,924 --> 01:26:37,826 - You got to go call the police. - Let')s both go. 1636 01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:40,563 No, there')s no time. They')re going to make the ransom call now. 1637 01:26:40,596 --> 01:26:42,865 If Patricia doesn')t pay it, who knows what they')re gonna do to Beethoven. 1638 01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:44,867 I')m going to stay here, make sure nothing happens to him, 1639 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,335 but you got to go get help. 1640 01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:48,771 - But-- - No buts. Go get help. 1641 01:26:48,804 --> 01:26:50,773 Do it for Beethoven. 1642 01:26:57,746 --> 01:27:01,950 - Be careful. - Um... okay. 1643 01:27:04,453 --> 01:27:08,257 - Wow. - Wow. 1644 01:27:10,025 --> 01:27:13,329 Okay, you listen up to me, Miss Producer Lady. 1645 01:27:13,362 --> 01:27:16,932 We want $1,000,000 in cash 1646 01:27:16,965 --> 01:27:19,368 put in a large sack, 1647 01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:21,670 and taken to the corner of-- 1648 01:27:21,704 --> 01:27:24,407 What? Yeah, what-- 1649 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,609 Go on. Uh-huh. 1650 01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:28,277 Au contraire. 1651 01:27:28,311 --> 01:27:29,945 I think it is very reasonable. 1652 01:27:29,978 --> 01:27:32,981 Beethoven is going to be a big, big star 1653 01:27:35,384 --> 01:27:37,486 Sal: Well, actually, I think I do know 1654 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:41,357 a lot about the movie business, Miss Producer Lady. 1655 01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:43,659 That')s not a very nice thing to say. 1656 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:47,430 That')s downright nasty. 1657 01:27:47,463 --> 01:27:49,332 You')d better take that back right now, 1658 01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:51,634 or your beloved Beethoven will be mincemeat. 1659 01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:54,437 What? What')d you call me? 1660 01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:56,805 Sal? 1661 01:27:56,839 --> 01:27:58,341 Uh, me no know no Sal. 1662 01:27:58,374 --> 01:27:59,875 No, Sal who? 1663 01:27:59,908 --> 01:28:02,311 I don')t know who you')re talking about-- 1664 01:28:02,345 --> 01:28:04,380 Hello? 1665 01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:06,949 Hello? 1666 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:14,790 What did she say? 1667 01:28:14,823 --> 01:28:16,792 She hung up on me. 1668 01:28:16,825 --> 01:28:19,828 And I think she knew it was me. 1669 01:28:19,862 --> 01:28:22,365 Well, that')s not good. 1670 01:28:22,398 --> 01:28:24,933 - So when do we get our money? - Will you shut up about the money? 1671 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:29,772 - Who cares about the money? - Me. 1672 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:31,607 I am going to teach them what it means 1673 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:34,777 to disrespect Sal DeMarco. You get it? 1674 01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:38,313 Bring me Beethoven. 1675 01:28:39,782 --> 01:28:41,817 * And then it')s... Lullaby 1676 01:28:41,850 --> 01:28:43,852 * And good night * 1677 01:28:43,886 --> 01:28:46,422 * Little puppy dog, go to heaven. * 1678 01:28:46,455 --> 01:28:50,559 Yeah, bring me that big bucket of rabies! 1679 01:28:50,593 --> 01:28:53,061 Now! 1680 01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:56,699 Bones: Forget about the money? 1681 01:28:56,732 --> 01:28:59,902 Forget about the money? What')s going on? 1682 01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:02,971 I fear the boss is becoming unhinged. 1683 01:29:03,005 --> 01:29:04,707 What does that mean? 1684 01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:07,410 It')s like woozy, but with more energy, 1685 01:29:07,443 --> 01:29:09,978 and a mean streak, in the middle. 1686 01:29:11,113 --> 01:29:13,148 Oh. 1687 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:16,118 Billy, we need to get the police. 1688 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:20,989 Billy? Billy! 1689 01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:44,813 - Thought I should get some help. - Good job, Billy. 1690 01:29:44,847 --> 01:29:47,516 - Where is he? - This way. 1691 01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:49,952 Move out, guys. Hurry up. 1692 01:29:52,955 --> 01:29:54,990 Come on, you mutt. Let')s go. 1693 01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:57,660 He')s a pure St. Bernard. 1694 01:29:58,794 --> 01:30:01,730 ( Sal whistling the "Death March" ) 1695 01:30:04,032 --> 01:30:06,469 Sal: Dead dog walking. 1696 01:30:06,502 --> 01:30:08,103 ( hisses ) 1697 01:30:09,672 --> 01:30:11,139 ( growls ) 1698 01:30:11,173 --> 01:30:13,642 ( chatters ) 1699 01:30:21,884 --> 01:30:23,986 Good night, sweet pestilence, 1700 01:30:24,019 --> 01:30:26,822 and may flights of angels 1701 01:30:26,855 --> 01:30:28,524 sing thee to thy rest. 1702 01:30:28,557 --> 01:30:32,461 It')s the final curtain call for you, Beethoven. 1703 01:30:32,495 --> 01:30:34,730 But I want you to think of me when you frolic 1704 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:37,566 in that big dog park in the sky. 1705 01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:40,135 ( both growling ) 1706 01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:46,709 This shouldn')t hurt. 1707 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,744 Beethoven! 1708 01:30:48,777 --> 01:30:50,245 Roll over! 1709 01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:52,981 - Eddie:Roll over, Beethoven! - ( Sal yells ) 1710 01:30:53,015 --> 01:30:56,451 - ( all yelling ) - ( crashes ) 1711 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,091 -( Bones groans ) - Tick:Oh, my spleen, ow. 1712 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:05,694 Hey! You did it, you did it. 1713 01:31:05,728 --> 01:31:07,730 You rolled over. I knew you could do it. 1714 01:31:07,763 --> 01:31:10,132 Are you okay, huh? Those bad men didn')t hurt you? 1715 01:31:10,165 --> 01:31:14,269 How touching. Man and beast together again. 1716 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:16,872 - Tick:Ow. - Bones:Ow, my nose. 1717 01:31:16,905 --> 01:31:19,041 - Bones:Ah, that hurts. - Tick:Where')s my Frizzy? She needs me. 1718 01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:22,678 - Bones:Oh, too much pressure. - Oh, shut up, you babies. 1719 01:31:22,711 --> 01:31:24,112 Sal, it')s over. 1720 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:25,814 The police are on the way. 1721 01:31:25,848 --> 01:31:29,752 It')s not over until I say it')s over. 1722 01:31:30,753 --> 01:31:33,589 I concede. I have lost this battle, 1723 01:31:33,622 --> 01:31:36,124 but I warn you-- keep on your guard, 1724 01:31:36,158 --> 01:31:38,561 because, when you least expect it-- 1725 01:31:38,594 --> 01:31:40,896 expect it-- 1726 01:31:40,929 --> 01:31:43,666 Sal DeMarco will be there! 1727 01:31:44,767 --> 01:31:46,735 Toodle-oo. 1728 01:31:46,769 --> 01:31:47,870 ( Bones and Tick groan ) 1729 01:31:47,903 --> 01:31:50,606 ( barks and growls ) 1730 01:31:50,639 --> 01:31:52,875 Hey. Ouchie, let go. 1731 01:31:52,908 --> 01:31:54,910 Get off of me... pipsqueak. 1732 01:31:54,943 --> 01:31:57,312 You hairball! 1733 01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:59,815 - ( yaps ) - ( growls ) 1734 01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:02,951 What-- what are you-- 1735 01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:05,588 Sal: Come on, I')ve got you. 1736 01:32:05,621 --> 01:32:07,923 Come here, boy. Come here, boy, come on. 1737 01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:10,793 - Uh-oh. - ( yelling ) 1738 01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,228 Whoo. Oh! 1739 01:32:13,261 --> 01:32:15,664 Sal: Ow, ow, ow, it hurts. 1740 01:32:15,698 --> 01:32:16,999 Stop, stop. 1741 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:18,133 -( crashes ) -( yells ) 1742 01:32:18,166 --> 01:32:20,669 Come on, come boy. 1743 01:32:21,770 --> 01:32:23,071 ( yelling ) 1744 01:32:23,105 --> 01:32:25,941 - Come on. - ( Sal yelling ) 1745 01:32:27,743 --> 01:32:29,745 Listen to me, doggie! 1746 01:32:29,778 --> 01:32:32,881 Stop, dog! No, stop, dog! 1747 01:32:35,684 --> 01:32:37,886 - Eddie: Good boy. - Sal: Thank you, thank you everyone. 1748 01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:41,056 Ow! Ow, ow, ow. 1749 01:32:41,089 --> 01:32:42,290 That hurt-- Oh! 1750 01:32:42,324 --> 01:32:44,059 Good boy. 1751 01:32:44,092 --> 01:32:45,327 ( Eddie laughs ) 1752 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:49,064 ( moans ) 1753 01:32:50,799 --> 01:32:53,769 ( clears throat ) 1754 01:32:53,802 --> 01:32:55,370 Sal: The beast was to blame, not me. 1755 01:32:55,403 --> 01:32:57,372 Beethoven, I will get you. 1756 01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,943 My vengeance will be the terrors of the earth. 1757 01:33:00,976 --> 01:33:03,946 Ow. Ow, this hurts, this hurts. 1758 01:33:03,979 --> 01:33:05,280 Captain: Oh, shut up. 1759 01:33:05,313 --> 01:33:06,882 Dad, you saved Beethoven. 1760 01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,351 Eddie: No, we both saved him. 1761 01:33:09,384 --> 01:33:13,321 You and I, we')re a pack, right? 1762 01:33:13,355 --> 01:33:14,723 Right. 1763 01:33:14,757 --> 01:33:16,792 He sure seems happy to see them. 1764 01:33:16,825 --> 01:33:17,960 ( puppies whining ) 1765 01:33:17,993 --> 01:33:20,228 He')s a good dad. 1766 01:33:20,262 --> 01:33:26,034 - So are you. - Well, I')m working on it. 1767 01:33:26,068 --> 01:33:27,903 Hey, do you want to join the pack 1768 01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:29,337 for some dinner tonight? 1769 01:33:29,371 --> 01:33:32,875 Frozen bachelor food with the Lizard Guy? 1770 01:33:32,908 --> 01:33:35,644 What, not refined or brainy enough? 1771 01:33:35,678 --> 01:33:37,012 Actually... 1772 01:33:37,045 --> 01:33:38,781 it sounds pretty perfect. 1773 01:33:38,814 --> 01:33:40,883 Good. 1774 01:33:40,916 --> 01:33:42,885 ( puppies yapping ) 1775 01:33:42,918 --> 01:33:45,087 What is it, puppies? 1776 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,890 Oh, guys, will you give me a hand with this? 1777 01:33:47,923 --> 01:33:49,858 Cop: Yeah, sure. Come on, Jimmy. 1778 01:33:49,892 --> 01:33:51,293 How you doing down there? 1779 01:33:54,797 --> 01:33:57,165 ( groans ) 1780 01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:01,336 Officers, thank God you')re here. 1781 01:34:01,369 --> 01:34:04,907 Oh, man. Who called the cops? 1782 01:34:04,940 --> 01:34:07,175 - We are not together. - What? 1783 01:34:07,209 --> 01:34:08,744 - We are not a couple. - Let')s go. 1784 01:34:08,777 --> 01:34:10,679 Oh. 1785 01:34:10,713 --> 01:34:12,014 Wait for me, Frizzy. 1786 01:34:12,047 --> 01:34:14,683 Man, my mommy')s going to kill me. 1787 01:34:14,717 --> 01:34:17,753 - Cop: She')s not going to worry... - ( yaps ) 1788 01:34:17,786 --> 01:34:19,321 Cop: All right, men, we')re done here. 1789 01:34:19,354 --> 01:34:22,057 -Let')s move out. - Well, guys... 1790 01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:24,026 Let')s get out of here. 1791 01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:26,194 Wait, where')s Pete? 1792 01:34:26,228 --> 01:34:27,963 Pete? 1793 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:34,469 - ( growls ) - ( croaks ) 1794 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,772 - ( barks ) - ( yaps ) 1795 01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:40,042 ( clatters ) 1796 01:34:40,075 --> 01:34:43,211 ( dogs barking ) 1797 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,147 - No, Beethoven! - Beethoven, come back! 1798 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,983 - ( barks ) - ( yaps ) 1799 01:34:50,218 --> 01:34:52,187 Beethoven, hey! 1800 01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:54,289 No! 1801 01:34:54,322 --> 01:34:56,024 Eddie:No, no. 1802 01:34:58,460 --> 01:35:00,095 ( creaking ) 1803 01:35:00,128 --> 01:35:01,797 ( yells ) 1804 01:35:01,830 --> 01:35:03,766 - Eddie:Can')t see. - ( barks ) 1805 01:35:07,269 --> 01:35:10,705 - Whoa! - Oh! 1806 01:35:12,975 --> 01:35:14,709 Ah, oh. 1807 01:35:17,813 --> 01:35:20,715 - Oops. - ( panting ) 1808 01:35:22,785 --> 01:35:24,920 ( barking ) 1809 01:35:28,991 --> 01:35:31,193 - We should probably go now. - Both: Yeah. 1810 01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:32,895 - Come on. - Come here. 1811 01:35:32,928 --> 01:35:35,831 ( puppies whining ) 1812 01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,803 You think anyone will notice that? 1813 01:35:40,836 --> 01:35:43,738 ( yapping ) 1814 01:35:54,817 --> 01:35:56,819 ( horn honks ) 1815 01:36:13,568 --> 01:36:16,338 ( audience laughing ) 1816 01:36:21,009 --> 01:36:23,812 -Oh. - ( groans ) 1817 01:36:23,846 --> 01:36:26,949 ( laughing ) 1818 01:36:39,995 --> 01:36:42,865 ( laughing continues ) 1819 01:37:09,091 --> 01:37:13,128 - ( slobbers ) - Oh! ( laughs ) 1820 01:37:13,161 --> 01:37:15,263 - ( audience laughing ) - Good boy. 1821 01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:20,568 ( croaks ) 1822 01:37:31,947 --> 01:37:34,416 * I like all dogs * 1823 01:37:34,449 --> 01:37:38,553 * But I love Beethoven * 1824 01:37:38,586 --> 01:37:43,191 * Gonna shout it out louder * 1825 01:37:43,225 --> 01:37:46,528 * He is there when you need him * 1826 01:37:46,561 --> 01:37:47,996 ( rocket roars ) 1827 01:37:53,201 --> 01:37:56,371 ( fast rapping ) 1828 01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:15,057 * I like all dogs * 1829 01:38:15,090 --> 01:38:19,294 * But I love Beethoven * 1830 01:38:19,327 --> 01:38:23,665 * Gonna shout it out louder * 1831 01:38:23,698 --> 01:38:27,069 * He is there when you need him * 1832 01:38:28,636 --> 01:38:29,704 * Ooh 1833 01:38:29,737 --> 01:38:32,307 * I like all dogs 1834 01:38:32,340 --> 01:38:36,411 * -But I love Beethoven -I love all dogs * 1835 01:38:36,444 --> 01:38:41,083 * -At the end of my rainbow -I love all dogs * 1836 01:38:41,116 --> 01:38:44,552 * Is a dog to believe in 1837 01:38:47,422 --> 01:38:50,192 ( fast rapping ) 1838 01:39:06,541 --> 01:39:09,477 * -I like all dogs -( gunshots ) * 1839 01:39:09,511 --> 01:39:13,548 * -But I love Beethoven -I like all dogs * 1840 01:39:13,581 --> 01:39:18,153 * -Gonna shout it out louder -I love all dogs * 1841 01:39:18,186 --> 01:39:21,556 * He is there when you need him * 1842 01:39:23,358 --> 01:39:24,492 * Ooh 1843 01:39:24,526 --> 01:39:26,761 * I like all dogs 1844 01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:31,366 * -But I love Beethoven -I love dogs * 1845 01:39:31,399 --> 01:39:35,503 * -At the end of my rainbow -I love all dogs * 1846 01:39:35,537 --> 01:39:40,042 * Is a dog to believe in... * 1847 01:39:44,546 --> 01:39:48,050 ( register dings ) 1848 01:39:53,088 --> 01:39:55,623 ( barks ) 1849 01:39:59,394 --> 01:40:01,763 ( fast rapping ) 1850 01:40:19,081 --> 01:40:21,483 * I like all dogs 1851 01:40:21,516 --> 01:40:25,687 * -But I love Beethoven -I love dogs * 1852 01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:30,258 * -Gonna shout it out louder -I love all dogs * 1853 01:40:30,292 --> 01:40:33,595 * He is there when you need him * 1854 01:40:34,729 --> 01:40:36,531 * - ( meows ) -Ooh * 1855 01:40:36,564 --> 01:40:39,134 * I like all dogs 1856 01:40:39,167 --> 01:40:43,305 * -But I love Beethoven -I love all dogs * 1857 01:40:43,338 --> 01:40:47,542 * -At the end of my rainbow -I love all dogs * 1858 01:40:47,575 --> 01:40:52,046 * Is a dog to believe in. *