1 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:10,370 A judgment for deportation is hereby ordered. 2 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:15,590 Deported? Don't worry, you're being released on your own recognizance. 3 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:18,830 So I'm not deported? Oh, no, you're definitely deported, but now you can 4 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:21,730 How can I stay if I'm deported? Because there's not a place to deport me to. 5 00:00:21,790 --> 00:00:22,790 You're a stateless person. 6 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:23,950 That's a good thing. 7 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,610 You're not a Kuwaiti citizen, so they can't send you there. They're definitely 8 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,970 not going to send you to Israel. Yeah, obviously, they don't want Palestinians 9 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:30,990 going back. So they have to let you stay. 10 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:33,650 So I'm not deported? 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,980 You are deported, but now you can have a work permit. 12 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:40,380 The fuck? 13 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,280 You help me understand. 14 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:52,180 If I can get a work permit and stay, why the hell would I apply for asylum? 15 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:55,380 Well, there's a couple things you can't do, so you won't be able to vote. 16 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:57,100 Okay. Who cares about voting? 17 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,100 Papi more doesn't even win. 18 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,140 Like, for all causes, like, 12 people get to make it. And if you ever get in 19 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:05,360 trouble with the law, ICE can put you in a detention center, like, indefinitely. 20 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:11,980 And Mo, you're not going to be able to have travel documents, which means you 21 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,560 can't go to Palisadine with your family. 22 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:23,820 Is that a bar collar? 23 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,240 No. 24 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,400 Is your ankle monitor. 25 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:27,680 An ankle monitor? 26 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:32,340 Correct. It's a device that tracks his location. I know what it is, but why? 27 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,920 He's been here almost his entire life. He doesn't have an arrest record. Why is 28 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,220 an ankle monitor being mandated? 29 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,378 Judge's orders. 30 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,540 The judge mandated it. Correct. 31 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:42,760 This has got to be a mistake. Can you please talk to the judge, please? 32 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,140 Buddy, can you put your foot up on this stool for me? 33 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:55,490 Fucking hurts, man. So itchy. 34 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:59,530 Listen, don't alter this. Don't tamper with it. Don't take it off at any point. 35 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,950 And do not ignore any form of communication. 36 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:03,870 So when you hear my voice, you respond. 37 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:05,029 You got it? 38 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:08,330 This is like a walkie -talkie or something. What do you mean to hear your 39 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:11,090 You can call me on this thing? Yes, at any time. 40 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:13,550 And the battery doesn't really last. 41 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:17,010 So you're going to have to charge this thing every six to eight hours. For you 42 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:19,590 to do so, violate the terms of your release. 43 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:21,430 Questions? Yeah. 44 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,000 How long is he expected to wear this thing? 45 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,020 Until Simon says. 46 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,360 Until Simon says. 47 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,160 It's lunch. I'm starving. 48 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:30,480 We'll go to Whataburger. 49 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:32,340 Bon appetit. 50 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,960 This is fucking embarrassing. 51 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:39,120 I wear this goddamn thing around my ankle. 52 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,480 I fucked up big time. 53 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,020 Really fucked up. 54 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:48,640 I'm going to file an appeal as soon as I'm back to the office. 55 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:50,580 We're going to get this worked out. 56 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,920 I just need you to hang in there, okay? 57 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,740 And let me get it fixed. If you need me, you can just, you know, find me on 58 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:57,740 Google Maps, apparently. 59 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,840 Family's gonna go. 60 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,040 I wanna go. 61 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,100 I'm sorry. 62 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,360 Yeah. 63 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:16,920 Come to America, they said. 64 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:21,100 It's gonna be great, they said. Live the dream, they said. Hey, what's up? 65 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,340 What's up, bro? What's up, bro? 66 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:25,260 Bro, 67 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,340 they really got you, bro. 68 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,560 Bro, they could have gave you air tag. Instead, they give you this thing that 69 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,620 vibrates when your table is ready at Chili's. 70 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,600 Yeah, thank you. I know. I got to be really thoughtful about hiding it. Or 71 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,560 could just lean into it, you know, own it. 72 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,240 Probably get that whole bedazzled or something. Oh, that's a good idea. A 73 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,200 bedazzle. Yeah, I'll get a little gemstones, a little hot glue gun. What 74 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:49,140 in fifth grade? Oh, shut up. How the hell did they slap it on anyway? Oh, 75 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:51,720 The judge deported me, and I was like, what did you do? 76 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,640 And I just flipped the table. 77 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,220 Five ice agents grabbed me. They were dragging me in. 78 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:59,260 Finally, they pinned me down and put on this ankle bracelet. 79 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:01,180 You cried, didn't you? 80 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:02,960 Like a baby. I cried like a damn baby. 81 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,470 You know, it's humiliating. They put it on me and I started feeling all these 82 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:10,310 emotions. I'm just human. Bro, I don't know, bro. What is more humiliating? You 83 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:12,990 being deported or Maria dating Israeli chef? 84 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,329 Israeli chef. 85 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:17,029 I can't even wear slim fit anymore. It sticks out. 86 00:04:17,269 --> 00:04:19,310 I need the slim fit. 87 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:20,589 Yeah. 88 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:32,310 Tari, the new restaurant from Israeli chef Guy Rosen brings new life. 89 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:37,330 to old staples like hummus that will have Houston taste buds begging for 90 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:38,490 Oh, my gosh. 91 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:41,970 What's the big deal? Floyd makes hummus. You like hummus. 92 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,510 What's the big deal? He's pillaging my heritage. 93 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,110 That's what. 94 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:49,030 You can't call hummus Israeli. 95 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,430 Israel's been around, what, like 75 years or so? 96 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:55,130 Hummus has been around for thousands of years. So have the Jewish people. 97 00:04:55,410 --> 00:04:59,430 All right, true. But Jews in Russia weren't sitting around like, hey, that's 98 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:01,810 hummus and knappy while they're doing zip the vodka. 99 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:06,330 Right? You got matzo ball soup. God bless you. Nice, refreshing, has bread, 100 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:10,290 broth, all the things I love. Can filter fish, you can keep that. I see. 101 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:13,530 Israelis can't make hummus, but you can make falafel tacos. 102 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:15,970 Don't even go there. It's a completely different situation. 103 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:19,930 It's a celebration of two cultures coming together harmoniously, which you 104 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:20,930 nothing about. Exactly. 105 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,970 Plus, Moe never called his tacos Palestinian. 106 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:29,090 Ah, to be fair, the review said the chef was Israeli, and they say nothing about 107 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:29,929 the food. 108 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,390 That's the kind of clever shit they pull. 109 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:34,630 They steal from our culture, then deny it with semantics. 110 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:35,910 Smart. 111 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:38,470 He's probably working with the Mossados. 112 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:40,330 He's a decent dude. 113 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:43,750 Oh, he's a decent guy? Yeah, yeah. Y 'all probably got a lot in common. 114 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:44,509 It's true. 115 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:48,570 You're both immigrants and Semites. You're roughly the same age. The only 116 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:49,730 difference is he's successful. 117 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:51,030 And legal. 118 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:52,390 My wings are clipped. 119 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:58,230 Yeah, okay, listen. I just want you to imagine this is guy success, and this is 120 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,209 more success. 121 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:02,870 Look at guy's success. It's all the way. Look, look, look. Up here. Okay? 122 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:04,590 Now, this is more success. 123 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:07,350 Look. It's all the way. Listen. 124 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:08,549 Look, look. 125 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:11,950 Imagine me touching the floor. Okay? Can you just spare me the visuals, please? 126 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,230 No, no. But wait. Most potential. 127 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:16,030 Huh? Most potential. 128 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:21,330 Look. It's all the way up here. Slightly above guy. 129 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,050 Success. 130 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,930 It is a small margin, but in success, it is very big. 131 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:28,290 Come on. 132 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,710 Once you have your papers, you can go back to work at Houston Mobile. 133 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:32,730 Abood would love to have you back. 134 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:36,590 You know, Abba, I love you, but you're fucking killing me. You want me to get 135 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:40,150 the work permit, go back working for Abood, hawking Selena phone cases? 136 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,550 My God, I got the family business now. 137 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:45,970 Give me one year, I'll be running circles around this clown, and I'll get 138 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:46,970 back in no time. 139 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:48,470 Maria? Yeah. 140 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:51,950 Bro, you're going to marry Austin, inshallah, bro. 141 00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:53,290 Who the hell is Austin? 142 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:55,250 Austin, bro, she's Dallas' sister. 143 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:56,990 Perfect bride for this guy. 144 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,660 I know. What's going on with this family? I just want to know. 145 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:02,820 I'm very curious. Is everybody named after cities? You got a Mexican cousin 146 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:03,820 named El Paso? 147 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,260 What is that? 148 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,960 Smoke alarm? 149 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,840 No, it's my ankle bracelet. 150 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,960 I got to charge it. Do you have an extension cord or something? 151 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,080 No, no. There is a plug in the corner there. 152 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,580 Go ahead. 153 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:16,780 Let's play. 154 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,800 Hi, Toya. 155 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:20,800 Do you believe in karma? 156 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,300 Yeah, you fixed my car for free. 157 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,660 Good karma, right? 158 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,379 Why are you asking? 159 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:29,100 This guy took me to a play the other day. Again? Yeah. 160 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:30,420 Do you even like theater? 161 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,180 No. Then why are you going? 162 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,920 Because I'm in it too deep. 163 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,800 He thinks I like it, and if I say something now, it's just going to be 164 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,520 weird. Anyway, this play was about this woman whose husband was in a wheelchair. 165 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:44,840 And she falls in love with a nurse that's taking care of her husband. 166 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,980 So both of them run off into the sunset because they're in love, and they get 167 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:49,980 into a freak accident. 168 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:51,660 See? It's bad karma. 169 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,240 This play sounds ridiculous. 170 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,580 Do you think something bad is going to happen to me because I went from Moe to 171 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:01,280 Guy? My God, you're being way too dramatic. When Guy came around, I didn't 172 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:03,700 Moe called me an emotional terrorist. 173 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,740 Can you believe that shit? An emotional terrorist? 174 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:10,200 Hey, does this guy know what he's doing? I didn't know he was Israeli. I swear I 175 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,420 did not know he was Israeli when he came into the shop. He just took his car and 176 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:15,780 I thought he was cute. And that's not like I was hiding it. 177 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:18,140 Do you think I'm an emotional terrorist? Hey, yo, Maria. 178 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,440 What the hell? Oh, God. 179 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,880 Hector. What the fuck are you doing? 180 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:26,910 Shit! He's going way too pregnant for this. He doesn't know it. It doesn't 181 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:27,910 happen. It's karma. 182 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,790 Yeah, your karma messed with my karma. 183 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,510 Shit. Get over there. I don't want this monk to get into the baby. 184 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:34,390 I'm going to fire him. 185 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:47,770 Thank you. 186 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:50,830 All right, I think we hit up Richmond. 187 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:54,510 Get to the grocery stores, some halal stores. I already scheduled 16 meetings 188 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,209 around town. 189 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,069 16 meetings? 190 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:57,070 Oh, wow. 191 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:00,570 It's very detailed. 192 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:02,610 Yeah. Why is it laminated? 193 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:03,870 So it doesn't bend. 194 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,710 Yeah. 195 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,710 Don't you think we should be thinking bigger? 196 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:13,210 That was the biggest size paper that they had. No, I meant, like, bigger 197 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:14,450 to get higher volume sales. 198 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,410 How many... 199 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:20,600 Remember how you were in such a rush to cross the border that you got yourself 200 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,640 deported? You mean the hearing that happened yesterday? 201 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:26,680 I remember. What's your point? Patience is a virtue, Hammoudi. You can't have 202 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,400 growth without pace production. 203 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,580 Remember, a fast rise often means a fast fall. 204 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:41,020 Fast rise, fast fall. I got it. 205 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,400 Watch this. 206 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:50,320 It's not just that we use freshly picked olives. What makes our oil special, 207 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:57,160 what makes our oil unique... We use traditional methods. 208 00:09:58,540 --> 00:09:59,540 Sorry, how do you mean that? 209 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,760 Arabs, basically Italians, basically Arabs. 210 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,020 I mean, Arabs were in Sicily for like 300 years. 211 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:09,360 I mean, Maro, we could be cousins, you and I. Why are you talking like that? 212 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,860 talking like what? That's how I talk all the time. 213 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:16,500 Our oil is rich in antioxidants that you could put it in your... 214 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,110 Keep going. Keep going. It's okay. 215 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:23,290 Funny? 216 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,290 Call this bread? 217 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:31,190 Yeah? Look at this fucking bread. I can... I can... Look at it. See it off 218 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,250 buddy? What kind of bullshit bread is this? 219 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:36,430 You know what's funny? You shitty baguette. I'm laughing at my brother. 220 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:38,910 French. 221 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,370 Was I supposed to do it in French? 222 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:43,670 No, no. 223 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,590 He doesn't deserve a wall. Let's get out of here. 224 00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:47,170 It also has... 225 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,560 monounsaturated fats, which are healthy fats. 226 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:55,540 Can you... I don't know. Keep going. You're doing great. 227 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:02,340 It also acts as... It also acts as an anti -inflammatory... Miss, could you 228 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,340 please stop chewing your gum? 229 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:10,040 Look, this olive oil, best olive oil you ever had in your whole life. Olive oil 230 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,900 is dense in fat and calories. 231 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,500 One tablespoon alone has 119. 232 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,620 You know, you should... 233 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:19,280 Be more mindful of your portion sizes. 234 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,180 Oh, jeez. 235 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:22,139 Thank you. 236 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,140 Thank you for your time. 237 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,239 I'm sorry. 238 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,860 Come here. Let's go. Come on. 239 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,740 No. Oh, no. 240 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:30,840 Please tell me we're almost done. 241 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,800 We're almost done. 242 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,160 The next eight stores are a much better fit. 243 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:37,200 I don't think fit's the problem. 244 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,480 I gotta make a stop. 245 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,720 What are you doing? 246 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:46,420 What are you doing? Our misnutrition's that way. Just grabbing a bite. 247 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:47,900 But I packed sandwiches. 248 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,340 And pickles on the side. You love pickles. 249 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,600 I do love pickles. 250 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,420 Let me just check this place out. 251 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:00,960 Tari, how can I help you? 252 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,120 Right, no. 253 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,800 Unfortunately, we do not have outdoor seating today. 254 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,960 Yeah, Chef wants to enjoy the cuisine at the temperature he intended. 255 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:15,140 I just want to punch it. We can make that happen, of course. His eyes 256 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,610 Of course. Okay, thank you so much. It's glossy, baby. Hi, can I help you with 257 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,930 something? No, I got a pickle. 258 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,170 He's got a pickle. 259 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:25,410 Maybe I could help you, though. It looks like you guys could use some business. 260 00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:27,630 This place is pretty empty. 261 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:32,490 Maybe people want something more authentic, right? Something with a 262 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:34,350 We don't open till five. 263 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:38,510 Oh. Can I put you on a wait list or something? 264 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:43,250 We are, unfortunately, overbooked for the next two months. Two months? 265 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,170 Oh, sorry. 266 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,780 Don't cross the desk. Okay. Hello, Tari, how can I help you? 267 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:51,800 C .J. Stroud? 268 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,140 Tomorrow. Tonight. 269 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,040 Of course. 270 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,240 Yes, he's always on the table. 271 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:04,900 Here's to C .J. Come on, let's go. Let's get out of here. This is an award 272 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:05,799 -winning show. 273 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,680 I bet it's delicious here. 274 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,540 Let's just go. 275 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,140 Good job. 276 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:18,250 That place is way too pricey for Yacht Movie. 277 00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:21,410 Yeah, you know, fine dining is a rip -off. They're upcharging all their 278 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:23,030 customers. Food's probably Cisco. 279 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:24,590 That was the road. 280 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,870 That was the road. What are you doing? 281 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:26,969 Changing planes. 282 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:30,190 No, no, no. There's an itinerary. We've got to follow the itinerary. Just trust 283 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,650 me. It's fine. I'm going to add to the itinerary. It's just one more stop. 284 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,110 That's all it is. I don't want to add anything. Last time you added something, 285 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,190 you ended up in Mexico. 286 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:37,250 I don't want to go to Mexico. 287 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:40,090 Well, I've got to bring her to Mexico. 288 00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:50,610 It's on the list. 289 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:51,990 You'll see. 290 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,270 You'll see. 291 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:57,270 Look, I mean, we're going to build our empire. We're going to sit thinking big. 292 00:13:58,450 --> 00:13:59,450 This is too big. 293 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,250 Excuse me. 294 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,130 Excuse me. Excuse me. 295 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,710 Is there a manager or a buyer I can speak with? 296 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,700 It's okay. I know you don't want to scale up this quickly, but Houston's our 297 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,860 hometown. We can handle it. Houston has 2 .3 million people, plus this isn't 298 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:15,860 part of the smart plan. 299 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:20,160 Look. Let me handle this. You've got to trust me with it. Go, go, go. 300 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,300 Go wait outside. Just go. Go wait outside. 301 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,440 Hi. Can I help you? Hi. Can I help you, Greta? How you doing? I'm Mo. 302 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,239 Pleasure to meet you. 303 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,660 It's such a lovely place you have here. 304 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,020 Where's the olive oil? 305 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:33,979 Aisle 9. 306 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:35,680 It's a trick question. You don't have this olive oil. 307 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,420 I'm bringing you the best unfiltered olive oil you ever had in your whole 308 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,800 You can see the fragments of olive oil. Okay, I appreciate your gumption, but I 309 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,600 just don't have the bandwidth for this today. Greta, just two minutes of your 310 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,060 time. Okay, I don't want to be rude, but I can't do this. This is locally 311 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:52,700 sourced, family -owned olive oil. You're never going to find anything like this. 312 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,540 You have a good day, okay? I would love to have a good day. 313 00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,860 Truth is, my girlfriend broke up with me. 314 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:04,940 And look, I'm Palestinian, and the first thing she does after we split is she 315 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,940 starts dating an Israeli. 316 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,680 Oh, yeah, that's messed up. I cry every day. 317 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,540 It's like I'm pregnant or something. 318 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:15,680 And this guy, who's named Guy, by the way, I mean, how annoying is that? 319 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,080 Fucking basic. 320 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,740 Happens to be some hot shot chef or something. 321 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,180 Wait, are you talking about Guy from Tari? 322 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,020 Goddammit, you know him, too? Yeah, he buys from us. 323 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:27,840 All the employees can't stop talking about him. Why? 324 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,300 Have you looked into his eyes? 325 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,570 It's like staring into the ocean. 326 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:32,810 Greta, you're killing me. 327 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:38,030 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, if it makes you feel any better, my husband just 328 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:40,990 left me for a 23 -year -old. Can you believe that? 329 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:43,170 It's like I'm living in a goddamn cliche. 330 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,710 I'm sorry. 331 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,150 It does make me feel better, though. 332 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:49,570 And you know what the worst part is? 333 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,970 I still feel like it's somehow my fault. 334 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:56,130 Like if I'd gotten Botox or something. 335 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:57,860 Maybe he'd have stayed. 336 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:02,020 We're just so fucked up. So fucked up. I walked into his restaurant. So nice. 337 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:07,440 Chandeliers to the napkins. I mean, he made some good fucking choices. 338 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,960 All I got is this olive oil that I'm hocking out of my trunk and these sad 339 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,540 eyes. Well, forget him. 340 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,000 We have to focus on our own journey. 341 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,260 And I want to take you on a journey. 342 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,140 An olive oil journey. 343 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,620 Come on. 344 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,570 All right, fine. 345 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:26,990 Let me taste the olive oil. 346 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:36,090 You're so pretty. 347 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:38,130 You are so beautiful. 348 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,430 You are. 349 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:47,630 Oh, no, no, please. Go ahead, go ahead. She loves to be petted and groomed. 350 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,590 She's a retired thoroughbred. 351 00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,450 Well, abandoned, really. 352 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:52,670 Poor thing. 353 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,120 Yeah. Do you ride? 354 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:57,100 Me, yes, yes. But it was a long time ago. 355 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,840 What's her name? 356 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:05,800 Fuzzy Boots. Oh, Fuzzy Boots. What a beautiful name. Yeah, my wife Patty 357 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,539 it up. 358 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,460 How come I never saw your wife? 359 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:13,819 Oh, she returned to the bosom of Abraham. 360 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,420 Oh, I'm sorry. 361 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,440 No, it's all right. It's been a long time. 362 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920 Y 'all know Abraham? 363 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:24,960 Of course we know him, Ibrahim. Peace be upon him. We mention his name five 364 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,619 times a day when we pray. 365 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:34,320 You know, buddy, my husband, Mustafa, also passed away a long time ago when Mo 366 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,720 and Samir were really young boys. 367 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,180 I'm sorry to hear that. 368 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,820 Thank you. 369 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,860 And my Patty, now, she loves to talk to these horses. 370 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,620 Who doesn't like to talk to fuzzy boots? 371 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,400 Tell her something. 372 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:48,760 Oh, no. Oh, no, please. 373 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,420 Oh. I insist. 374 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,740 Oh. 375 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,180 I love you, fuzzy boots. 376 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,460 I love you very much. 377 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:01,820 Perfect. 378 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,100 I don't know. That seemed weird. 379 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:07,320 No, no, no. It came from the heart. That's what matters. 380 00:18:08,919 --> 00:18:09,919 Mashallah, mashallah. 381 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,240 I'll have the delivery for you here next week. 382 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:20,620 Okay, sounds good. Oh, and just between me and you, everything about Tari, 383 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,260 trying way too hard. 384 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180 Thanks. 385 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,340 Have a good one, Greta. 386 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,390 Samir, you almost gave me a heart attack. 387 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,030 You told me to go wait outside. 388 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,110 Guess what? 389 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:58,910 I sold ten cases for it. 390 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,090 Fast drive, fast fall. 391 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:08,870 Damn it, Samir, can't you just be happy for us? You just don't understand the 392 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:11,510 numbers, Mo. You're not good at math. I don't understand numbers, but I 393 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,750 understand people, which you know nothing about. 394 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:17,210 I haven't read your smart systems, but I'm pretty sure calling potential 395 00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:19,430 customers fat isn't part of the fucking playbook! 396 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:24,710 Has it ever occurred to you, for one second, this has been the single worst 397 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:29,150 of my life? I'm sorry I called an audible and scored us a fucking 398 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:30,970 I'm sorry. 399 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,470 I'm sorry. 400 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,370 Breathe. 401 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,070 Put your hands on your lap. 402 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,160 Oh, hey. 403 00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:23,260 Sorry to tease, though. 404 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,840 I saw an out. 405 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,080 That's what I do. 406 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:28,380 What are you doing here? 407 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,180 Um, I just wanted to tell you face to face that I'm sorry. 408 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,640 Okay. Oh. 409 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,420 I'm serious. I didn't know you were going to be a Nick employer. Can you 410 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,420 talking, please? 411 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,160 I should have told you about Guy when I first saw you. I should have told you 412 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,160 who he was. 413 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,500 I'm sorry. 414 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,550 That's it? 415 00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,730 You're not going to apologize for dating an Israeli? 416 00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,550 Mo, I'm dating a person out of country. 417 00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,110 Oh, my God. 418 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:02,590 After all the things I've told you that my family's gone through? 419 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,030 It's not about you, Mo. 420 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,490 Oh, it isn't about me? 421 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:09,570 Let me get this straight, okay? We've been broken up about a month or two, and 422 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,710 all of a sudden you found the one random Zionist to date. 423 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,230 It wasn't like that. 424 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,190 It just wasn't. 425 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,070 What do you see in him? Tell me. Come on. 426 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:20,550 He's a good listener. 427 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,220 I'm a good listener. I met a lady today. She told me all about her divorce. Just 428 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:23,679 like that. 429 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,460 We try new things all the time. I try new things all the time. 430 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,520 I'm right on things. That's how many things I'm trying. 431 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:33,680 He took me to a play the other day. I took you to a play? But he took you to 432 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,040 Nutcracker. You didn't buy those tickets. 433 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,120 Somebody gave them to you for a fake Louis V. 434 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,820 And the Nutcracker is not theater. 435 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:39,959 It's ballet. 436 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,440 Oh. Oh, said Maria. 437 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,880 The theater official out here. 438 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,760 To be or not to be. 439 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,230 That is high question, over here. 440 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:51,790 He's not a child, okay? That's what I like about him. That's what I really 441 00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:54,290 about him. He's got his shit together. Oh, he's got his shit together because 442 00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:56,450 owns some fucking restaurant? No, because he doesn't live at home with his 443 00:21:56,450 --> 00:21:57,450 mommy. 444 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,250 You know that's a cultural thing. 445 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:04,590 You've been holding that against me the entire time we were dating? 446 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,650 No, I wasn't. I mean, maybe a little bit. 447 00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:10,309 What's that? 448 00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:11,310 What was that? 449 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:16,380 That. I think it was Amber Alert. Check your phone. I don't have my phone. 450 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:20,140 This is your ICE deportation officer, man. Acknowledge the test. 451 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:23,240 Are you wearing an ankle bracelet? 452 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:25,460 I got deported, okay? 453 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,260 Oh, my God, no. No. 454 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:31,540 You won. 455 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,980 Go watch some Shakespeare. 456 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,920 Mo. 457 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:44,210 Please go. 458 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:45,790 Please. 459 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,130 I'm going. 460 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:50,430 I'm going. 461 00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:54,830 This is your ICE deportation officer. 462 00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:56,970 Acknowledge. Acknowledge. 463 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,690 Acknowledge this test. I acknowledge. 464 00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:00,950 Yes. I fucking acknowledge. 465 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:02,390 Bro, know why? 466 00:23:02,690 --> 00:23:03,910 That sounded brutal. 467 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:05,169 How long were you listening? 468 00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:07,210 Don't worry about it, nutcracker. 469 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:23,270 And I'm trying to keep my balance. Mic check one, two. Because there is no need 470 00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:29,470 to doubt what's always meant to be. It's been a long time coming, but it's 471 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:33,870 better than never, though. It's fun to be the poet or the veteran. I forever go 472 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:38,090 hard in the paint and still represent for the underground and still going 473 00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:39,430 than these other clowns. 474 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:47,180 This is real life. And these dirty niggas is still shy. I still might have 475 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:51,820 back to my old ways. And even though I know this ain't the old days when I used 476 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:55,460 to hold caves, I still handle shit like a gangster or gentleman. 477 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,780 We ain't got to bring in no middlemen. I'm speaking for the trail and I'm going 478 00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:03,220 to stand on it. Put your hands on it. I'm going to leave you laying where you 479 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:07,560 stand. Understand, homie, it's that triple O -G that like to smoke and keep 480 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,220 low key. What you doing now? I did it on three. Don't hold me. 481 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:14,210 I paid the cost to be the boss, now I'm the CEO. 482 00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:17,170 You came up, start moving too slow, niggas be free.