1 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,950 Mom and dad. Hey, sweetheart. How are you? 2 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,190 I'm your old dad. 3 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:26,570 Hi. Hey, sweetie. 4 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:30,290 And you must be Jerry. 5 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:32,110 So nice to meet you. 6 00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:35,870 Oh, well, y 'all must be hungry. Come on in. 7 00:00:40,370 --> 00:00:41,370 Wow, 8 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:47,070 this looks great, Mom. 9 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:49,230 You look pretty terrific, honey. 10 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:52,620 Oh, well, wait till you feed the turkey. 11 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,160 It's almost ready. 12 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,380 I'm so excited. 13 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:57,900 Aren't you handsome? 14 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,080 Why don't you help me in the kitchen? 15 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,840 Hey, you and my daughter, huh? 16 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:07,440 Are you having intercourse? 17 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,880 Oh, well, don't be so shy. I mean, my daughter and I share everything. 18 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,020 She, uh, always lets me. 19 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:21,190 kind of see what her boyfriends are working with. So why don't you show Miss 20 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:22,970 Lust what you're getting? 21 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:27,510 Oh my God! 22 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:30,710 Dad? 23 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:32,250 I'm going to put you on your own. 24 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:33,510 Yeah. 25 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:38,430 Really, Kendra? 26 00:01:39,950 --> 00:01:42,070 Shut up, Gerard. You know I deserve this. 27 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:44,810 That is Sophia's boyfriend. 28 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:48,910 Exactly. So why don't you shut the fuck up and let me get mine? 29 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,290 Okay, if you say so, sweetie. 30 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:57,590 So, what happened? 31 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:03,190 Um, your mom, uh, she burned her finger. 32 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:04,950 She's gonna be out in a second. 33 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:26,250 Well, that is one fine looking bird. 34 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:29,950 Does your mom know how to cook or what? 35 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:31,290 Yeah, I'd say. 36 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:38,090 Good. Well, before we dig in, I was thinking it would be a great idea that 37 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:42,970 all go around the table and tell each other what we're thankful for. 38 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,530 Sweetie, why don't you go ahead and start? 39 00:02:46,210 --> 00:02:47,210 Um... 40 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:52,640 I mean, I'm thankful that I got to come home for Thanksgiving, being that I'm in 41 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:57,360 college and all. It's pretty expensive to bring him and I both here, but I'm 42 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,220 glad I got to bring him here as well. 43 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,740 Great. I miss you. 44 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,140 Yeah, I miss you too, guys. I love you. 45 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,740 For me, I'm thankful to have my daughter. 46 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,660 I don't, so that validates. 47 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:12,720 I'm thankful for my beautiful wife, like, every year. 48 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:14,540 And, 49 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,180 you know, I'm... 50 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:20,820 Happy and healthy. And you are all happy and healthy. And that, for me, is 51 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:25,940 enough. But, you know, just getting the opportunity to meet Jordy. You talk so 52 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:26,940 much about him. 53 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,800 It's really, really exciting. 54 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,820 So we're thankful that you're happy. And we're here together. 55 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,180 Yeah. 56 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,459 Hey, Mom. 57 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:36,460 What are you doing? 58 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,600 Nothing. 59 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,020 Why is your arm moving like that? 60 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,640 Sweetie, you're paranoid. 61 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,300 Nothing is going on. 62 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:45,400 Are you jerking off my boyfriend? 63 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,480 Excuse me, young lady. It's Thanksgiving. 64 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:50,820 Don't you dare raise your voice at me. 65 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,560 Jordy, stand up. 66 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:00,740 Oh, my God. I fucking knew it. Mom, you always do this. 67 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,160 Really? 68 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:07,500 Honey, come back here. Come back here. 69 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,980 Well, there's no sense in stopping now. 70 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:14,290 Stay nice and warm. 71 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:24,330 Get nice and naughty. 72 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:31,910 Right down there. Is that your day? 73 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:32,080 He's like a very handsome and sexy boyfriend. 74 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Oh, 75 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:52,320 he's 76 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,620 trying to get nasty with me. 77 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:57,600 Is that what you're going to do? Oh, you're not going to wait. You're not 78 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,600 to take me through that. 79 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:01,480 No, you're just going to be like, yes, you're a boy. 80 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,720 Oh, I'm Stephanie. 81 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,100 You know, fuck. 82 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,960 And you're going to have your fucking girlfriends. 83 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,260 Oh, no. 84 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,300 You down like that? 85 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:58,960 I'm not fucking cunt. 86 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,130 Yes. 87 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,299 Don't you leave, Kendra. 88 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,640 It's fucking Thanksgiving. 89 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,560 Well, I guess I got my Thanksgiving stuffing. 90 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,380 Whatever.