1 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:47,499 At the age of five and already a highly unusual person, 2 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:51,957 Buckaroo Banzai makes a movie of his own tiny feet. 3 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:56,883 Location is the American southwest, the year 1954. 4 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:01,596 Young Buckaroo finds himself in the company 5 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,554 of an eccentric group of particle physicists, 6 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:07,014 headed by Maverick professor, Toichi Okida, 7 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,942 seen here taking the camera from the precocious child 8 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,144 and scooting him over to his parents, 9 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:15,857 Dr. Masada Banzai, preeminent Japanese quantum theorist, 10 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:21,366 and Dr. Sandra Banzai, Texas-born pioneer in negative mass propulsion. 11 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:26,576 In honour to the great American west, it is Dr. Banzai 12 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:31,164 who insists that his son bear the unlikely given name of Buckaroo, 13 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,000 a tribute to his adopted homeland. 14 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:40,552 Thus the boy celebrates his fifth birthday, at a most deceptively peaceful time, 15 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,429 as the advent of Soviet nuclear capability 16 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,182 ushers in a dangerous new phase of the cold war, 17 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:50,016 Buckaroo seems content to enjoy what all children most require: 18 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,852 A pair of loving parents. 19 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,864 Electro-magnetic particle acceleration. 20 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:00,659 In 1954, a highly unpredictable phenomenon. 21 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,120 Professor akida, encouraged by president eisenhower, 22 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,916 assembles a team of crack scientists at the Texas school of minds. 23 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:11,916 Their daring objective: To prove that man can indeed 24 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,248 pass unharmed through solid matter. 25 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:19,257 Dr. Banzai is joined in the cockpit of his highly theoretical 26 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:24,138 and virtually home-made gravity catapult, by the fastest man on earth, 27 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,811 British racecar driver George Campbell. 28 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:34,185 But it is not speed alone that will do the job today. 29 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:42,026 This is the secret ingredient: A radically redesigned oscillation overthruster. 30 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,654 Buckaroo, understanding little of what his parents are doing, 31 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:49,492 becomes an eyewitness to history. 32 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:57,083 A sudden precipitious rise in cabin pressure signals the beginning of the end. 33 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,679 The origins of this mysterious malfunction 34 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:08,144 are later trace to a crude incendiary device, planted under Dr. Banzai's seat. 35 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:13,391 By none other than the infamous Hanoi xan. 36 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,510 Having trouble verifying mass acceleration. 37 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:49,851 Team Banzai rotational supervisor, please confirm. 38 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:55,432 I want an electromagnetic fuel reading. 39 00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:01,898 We are t minus seven zero and holding. 40 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:06,151 Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck. 41 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,206 Can we have a photographic printout to the bunker? 42 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,541 T minus six zero three and holding. 43 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,377 Phaser positive. Latch compressor. 44 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,833 Multistage axial compressor... latched. 45 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:25,212 Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs. 46 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:31,139 Commence pullback to the launch sequence. Clear the launch. 47 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,932 Specific density is 2.5. Over. 48 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:40,356 You're kidding. He's still at the hospital? 49 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,068 Banzai hasn't showed yet, Mr. Secretary. 50 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,034 Looks like he's got cold feet. 51 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:50,746 Well, better go see what's keeping the boss, Reno. 52 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,331 Why me? 53 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,200 Cos I'm busy. 54 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,919 May I have the curved yasargil? 55 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,381 It's not here, Dr. Banzai. 56 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,001 Ah, let me have the straight one then. 57 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,423 This is where it looked like a problem. 58 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:10,799 I wanted to sacrifice the precentral vein in order to get some exposure. 59 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,269 Because of his normal variation, I got excited and didn't know 60 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:18,015 if it was the precentral vein or an internal vein or the vein of galen 61 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,269 or the basilar vein of rosenthal, so I was ready to say "let's get out". 62 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,442 See, you can check your anatomy all you want, 63 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,237 and even though there may be normal variation, 64 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,203 this far inside the head, it all looks the same. 65 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,448 Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. 66 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:41,421 This is control. 02 vents are closed. Looks good. 67 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:45,383 Dr. Banzai is using the laser to vaporise a pineal tumour 68 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,174 without damaging the quadrigeminal plate. 69 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,218 Subcutaneous microphone'll allow the patient to transmit 70 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,888 verbal instructions to his own brain. 71 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:58,764 - Like "raise my left arm"? - Or "throw the harpoon". 72 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,937 People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an eskimo. 73 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,196 You ever thought about joining me full time? 74 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,406 What do you mean? Do you have an opening? 75 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,403 Uh-huh. Can you sing? 76 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,155 A little. Yeah. I can dance. 77 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,948 Hey, it's Buckaroo! 78 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:20,168 We have Buckaroo descending. 79 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:26,133 Inertial control positive. T minus five four five. Resume counting. 80 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,922 Hey, hey, Rawhide! 81 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:32,047 All systems righteous. Professor Hikita says we have a go. 82 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:47,021 I'm teeing off in an hour and a half. What's this jalopy supposed to do? 83 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,820 - 500 miles an hour, general. - Senator, you're so gullible. 84 00:06:55,957 --> 00:07:00,417 Please clear the launch grid. Please clear the launch grid. 85 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:07,628 Hb 88, this is control. Driver's door check secure. 86 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,716 - B, c, d, e... - Clear the area! 87 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,935 Control, this is hb 88. Commander's voice check. Over. 88 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,304 Roger, hb 88. Read you. Out. 89 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,183 Control, this is hb 88. Event timer started. Over. 90 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,857 Hb 88, this is control. Apu start is go. 91 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,401 You are on your on-board computer. Over. 92 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,898 Roger, I copy. 93 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:36,995 - Altimeters? Compasses? - Set and crosschecked. 94 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,159 - Reserve brake system two? - Closed and guarded. 95 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,035 - Gear handle? - Down and in. 96 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,413 - Throttles? Start levers? - Closed, off. 97 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,916 - Number four electric hydraulic pump? - On and checked. 98 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,839 - Parking brake? - Set. 99 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,430 - Radios, radar and transponder? - Set and stand by. 100 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:05,185 Hb 88, this is control. Imu alignment in progress. 101 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,060 We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes. 102 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:13,691 30.32 seconds north... By 80 degrees, 36 minutes. 103 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,695 - 14.8 seconds west. - Synchro is aligned. 104 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,824 Hb 88, this is control. Ground crew secure. Over. 105 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:51,608 - Ins ram coordinates? - Form one, fuel ticket? 106 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,823 - On board. - Circuit breakers? 107 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:58,569 Point of no return. Five, four, three... 108 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,788 We have main engine start. Two, one. 109 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,881 Electronuclear carburation seems fine. 110 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:22,555 He's fast. I'll give Banzai that. But one heat-seeking missile and he's history. 111 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:26,305 This is control. Apu start is go. 112 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:30,229 You're on your on-board computer. Over. 113 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:35,105 They are reading you on the localiser downrange. Looks good. Over. 114 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,323 Hb 88, this is control. 115 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:42,071 Speed steady at 317 nautical. 400 and accelerating! 116 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,625 Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over. 117 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,173 - Four... three... - Here he comes! 118 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:57,214 Two... one. 119 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,963 - Where's he going? - Yeah! 120 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,934 He is off course. This is chase one. Over. 121 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,849 He has broken trajectory... 122 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:11,099 50 cylinder. There is an immediate fire hazard. Do you read? 123 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,192 - Roger. - Do you read? 124 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:17,234 Advise you abort. Over. Repeat: Advise you cancel phase two! 125 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:21,076 - What the hell's phase two? - That's a big no-can-do. 126 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,037 Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over. 127 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,083 He's broken the sound barrier! Mach 1.3. 128 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:36,549 Buckaroo, do you read? Commence braking procedure. Over. 129 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,044 Just be cool. She'll hold. 130 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,348 Axis and pneumatic pressure negative. 131 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,808 We are looking at 500 degrees... 132 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:49,646 We are in pursuit. He is gaining. Over. 133 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,186 He's headed for the mountains! 134 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,854 Eject, Buckaroo! Eject! 135 00:10:56,239 --> 00:11:01,609 Hb 88, do you read? Do you read? Over. This is control. Do you read? 136 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,578 Unsafe levels of... 137 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:10,083 Standby recirculation has been activated. 138 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,955 Hb 88, this is control. Do you... 139 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,838 Hotel brava 8-8, do you read? Do you read? Over. 140 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:28,142 - What is going on? - It's off my scope. 141 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:40,564 This is chase one. We got his tracks. They go up to a wall of rock. 142 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,190 Holy shit! 143 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:20,028 This is chase two. Chase two. We see him. We see him. 144 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,903 We have him. Chase two reports a visual 100 miles off course. 145 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,035 Banzai! 146 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,200 He's gone through the mountain. 147 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,574 It has deployed there. 148 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:38,500 There is a minimal disturbance in the electromagnetic field. 149 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,545 Antigravity inertia is normal. 150 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:45,262 Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over. 151 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,005 He is ok. 152 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:51,680 The vehicle is hot, but we are showing no radioactivity. Over. 153 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:56,773 Hb 88, this is control. We see you. Welcome home. Over. 154 00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,314 We show electrical-field aberrations oh the windshield. 155 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:05,861 We are getting a localised vibration of the drive train and a minor oil leak. 156 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,906 Buckaroo, can you verify operational capability? 157 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,660 Hb 88, this is control. 158 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,084 We are reading an electrical field aberration of 993 159 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,300 on your windshield, static and fracture. Can you confirm? Over. 160 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,272 Hb 88, this is control. Do you hear me? Over. 161 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:44,317 We are getting localised vibration on your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over. 162 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:59,999 Hb 88, a retrieval vehicle will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over. 163 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:14,809 Well, there it is, tyre tracks right up to a wall of rock. 164 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,555 Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno - 165 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:23,560 cute guys of the Hong Kong cavaliers, Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle. 166 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:28,573 Could you elaborate on that device, I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"... 167 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,193 - Oscillation overthruster. - Hikita! 168 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:36,198 - Thank you, Allison. - That dirty little Asian critter! 169 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:45,753 Tranquillisers are being dispensed to all patients between 10 and 11 am, 170 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,377 Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday. 171 00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:01,139 The sound barrier crumbles, and then the dimension barrier. 172 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:07,737 It was, Buckaroo Banzai said, exactly like Professor Hikita had glimpsed in 1938 173 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:13,531 through the overthruster he and Dr. Emilio Lizardo put together from spare parts 174 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,995 in a laboratory at Princeton. 175 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:21,118 1938. Can you imagine what it must have been like then? 176 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,712 Then... then... then... then... 177 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,089 Molto grazie, Dr. Lizardo. 178 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:40,186 Almost ready, Dr. Lizardo! Almost. 179 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,203 Electromagnets, they are charging. 180 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,921 Catapult, she's wired! 181 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,503 No. Not yet. No! 182 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,296 Whoo! 183 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,716 No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready! 184 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,158 He did not go through the wall! 185 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,666 Holy Toledo! 186 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,349 Facile. Sotto, dottor. 187 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,027 Emilio? 188 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,543 Asked what he saw, asked where he went, 189 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:40,219 Dr. Banzai replied "vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, 190 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,684 huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations." 191 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:49,357 Lithium is no longer available on credit. 192 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,897 G-sub-e... 193 00:17:56,033 --> 00:18:00,868 Gesu cristo, make the ganglia twitch! We're home free. 194 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:07,038 Home... home is where you wear your hat. 195 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:11,503 I feel so break up, I want to go home! 196 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:16,046 Hello, doc. Who are we today? Albert Einstein? 197 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,170 No. Lord John Whorfin. 198 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,175 If there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else. 199 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:28,476 Cheer up, Lizardo. It's Friday. I got a care package from your yo-yo friends. 200 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,187 Hey, signore... 201 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,606 Grazie tanto. 202 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,695 Thanks, doc. 203 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,987 I come for your TV. You've been using too much juice. 204 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,111 Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. 205 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,410 It beats me how an old homicidal loony can use that much power. 206 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,409 Go on, take it! I don't need it! 207 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:55,211 Tomorrow I'm goin' home with my overthruster. 208 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,128 That's terrific, doc. 209 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,472 I'll make sure you get an early wake-up call. 210 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,845 Laugh while you can, monkey boy. 211 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,276 Buckaroo, I've done a spectrographic analysis 212 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:27,576 on the specimen you pulled off the jet car drive shaft. 213 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,548 Rawhide, you're keen on bugs, what do you think? 214 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,835 I don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. 215 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:37,798 This is New Jersey, and when you play my joint, you're just another act. 216 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:42,717 - I want some music out of you. - You want it, Artie? You got it. 217 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:47,974 I et's rock and roll! 218 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:57,234 Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's artery is proud to present for a single night only, 219 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,106 New Brunswick's own, the one, the only, the amazing... 220 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:05,155 Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong cavaliers! 221 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,148 Excuse me. 222 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,229 Excuse me, is someone out there not having a good time? 223 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,356 No! 224 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,948 Is somebody... 225 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,446 Is somebody crying... 226 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,869 Out there in the darkness? 227 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,660 Somebody crying? 228 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,210 Over here. I'm sorry. 229 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:48,213 Um, could we get... could we get her a Mike and a spotlight? 230 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,182 Tommy, could we run her a Mike? 231 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:56,558 - What, are you serious? - Yeah, run her over a Mike. 232 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,775 What's your name? 233 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,020 - Who cares? - Right! 234 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,568 Well, I care. What's your name? 235 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,863 - Penny. - Did you say Peggy? 236 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,954 No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy. 237 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,959 That doesn't matter. It's not important. 238 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:29,720 I just... I just sponged up a little too much vat 69, that's all. 239 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,099 I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, 240 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,594 and they wouldn't take my luggage in hock. 241 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,267 I lost my room at the y this morning. 242 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,398 But it's cool. 243 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:49,023 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now. 244 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,491 Don't be mean. 245 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,829 We don't have to be mean, cos, remember... 246 00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:01,244 No matter where you go... There you are. 247 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:24,442 - I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy. - No, Penny! Who cares? 248 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,571 J 249 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:37,663 J don't have plans and schemes 250 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,407 j and I 251 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:45,413 j don't have hopes and dreams 252 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,710 J 253 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:52,337 J don't have anything 254 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,179 - this is weird. - Sure is. 255 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:59,678 J since I don't have you 256 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,977 j yeah, I - who's the girl? 257 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:09,103 J don't have fond desires 258 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,776 J 259 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:16,699 J don't have happy hours 260 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,287 J 261 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:24,001 J don't have anything 262 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:35,300 - Get her outta here now! Let's go! - Let me go! Let me go, you freaks! 263 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:39,345 - Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. - Kill that spot. Kill it! 264 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:48,727 Festive briefing by the Banzai Institute. Tomorrow... 265 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,695 Where you going, doc? The moon? 266 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,191 - No, no. Planet Ten. - Planet Ten. Why, pray tell? 267 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,318 - Operator? - Doc, put down the phone. 268 00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:02,244 Operator? I wanna make a call to a Mr. John Bigbooty 269 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:07,746 at yoyodyne propulsion systems over in grover's mill. 270 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,465 And you tell him that it's John Whorfin calling. 271 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:14,960 That's w-h-o-r-f-i-n. You got that, honey? 272 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:18,931 - John. J-o-h-n. - This better be collect, doc. 273 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:31,527 Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool! Who do you think? 274 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,112 The time has come, Bigbooty. 275 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,607 Prepare for my return. 276 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,737 Well, haven't you heard? Don't you watch TV? 277 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:46,664 Banzai and Hikita have done it. They have opened the window! 278 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,963 Si. Si. So meet me at the factory. 279 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,175 And get their overthruster. 280 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,260 And Hikita, too. 281 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,721 Sure. Alive. 282 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:04,469 No, no, don't worry about me. I'll get my own ride. 283 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:17,528 Evil will not prevail. That was... 284 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,491 J arrivederci, Jersey 285 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,866 j goodbye, goodbye to her 286 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:36,751 - It's the spittin' image. - Doesn't look like her. 287 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,718 Pictures don't lie. 288 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:43,011 Hell they don't. Met my first wife that way. 289 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,845 It's Peggy to these eyes. It's the same nose. Same hair. 290 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,848 Buckaroo has to think so too or else he wouldn't be ready 291 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,225 to make a fool of himself. 292 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:02,489 Just hot off the world watch wire. Thought you'd wanna be notified. 293 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,488 Remember that old Italian pal of the professor's? 294 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,205 - Emilio Lizardo. - Yeah. 295 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,418 He kills a guard, breaks out of Trenton home for the criminally insane. 296 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:15,165 Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati bora. Totalled it a block away. 297 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,506 Holy moly. 298 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,093 - Maserati bora. - Mm-hm. That ain't all. 299 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,130 He's vanished. Thin air. 300 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:28,887 - Dr. Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once? - You're thinking of Mr. Wizard. 301 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,105 This guy's a top scientist, Dummkopf. 302 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:37,445 - So was Mr. Wizard. - Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic. 303 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:41,612 A vicious psychopath. Just as soon kill you as go fishin'. 304 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,743 Buckaroo, look at this. 305 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:52,960 Grossly-abnormal high-altitude electrostatic disturbance 306 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:56,455 - moving down over Connecticut. - From the jet car, do you think? 307 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,550 No, not from the jet car. Check with NORAD command. 308 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:04,718 It could be above-ground atomic testing in China. Maybe sunspot activity. 309 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,181 Man, that's strange. 310 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,584 Scientists at the strategic space command have detected 311 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:16,601 a mysterious radioactive cloudlike mass over Southern new england. 312 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:21,026 Sources close to the national security consortium have refused to comment. 313 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:26,744 Let's get on back to three great modern country hits in a row. 314 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,073 - Sidney! - Buckaroo! 315 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,701 - How's the patient? - Fine, thanks to you. 316 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,793 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 317 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,460 You drove right through a mountain the other day. 318 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,504 You did it right after you left me at the operation. 319 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,798 - Didn't mention it. - These are my friends. 320 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:47,594 This is Dr. Sidney Zwibel, old medical friend from Columbia p and s. 321 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,967 - Howdy. Howdy do. - I'm glad you could make it. 322 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,515 We may need an extra hand sooner than I thought. 323 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,684 That's what I was wondering about. 324 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,354 I got your message to rendezvous here. Barely had time to pack. 325 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,694 - Then I came here... - I can see that. 326 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,279 I'm gonna snoop around. Make yourself at home. 327 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,449 I thought we were gonna rehearse or something. 328 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:13,374 I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love the comic books and the records. 329 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,333 I know you. You're pecos. 330 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,829 - Perfect Tommy. - Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry. 331 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:22,458 - You're pecos. - Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno. 332 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,301 - Reno! It's an honour. - Where do you hail from, doc? 333 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,014 - Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee. - Where are your spurs at? 334 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,427 Is he making fun of me? 335 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,772 Third cell to the left. Pink dress. 336 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,515 Arigato. 337 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:54,741 What do you want? Huh? What are you doin' here? 338 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:58,118 What are you doing here? 339 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:01,122 Why don't you just go away and let me rot? 340 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:07,052 Who were you really trying to annihilate last night? 341 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:11,633 You. Just like the papers all say. 342 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,512 Come over here. 343 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,565 Come on. 344 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:25,108 Oh, my god! Perfect Tommy! 345 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,035 What do you want from me? 346 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:38,993 Oh, you remind me of someone I once knew long ago. 347 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,708 Was she very beautiful? 348 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:51,175 She was... queen of the Netherlands. 349 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,845 That's a long way from where I come from. 350 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,469 Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming? 351 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,307 No, I'm from laramie. 352 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:04,150 Except that I was born in Cody, but nobody... 353 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,653 Do you have family? Back in Cody, I mean? 354 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,990 I don't know! 355 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,986 See, I always felt that there was another part of me somewhere. 356 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,488 Another part of you? 357 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,082 Somewhere, yeah. 358 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,164 I'm adopted. 359 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,128 Of course! 360 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:27,420 If it was a snake, it'd have bit me! 361 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,918 - Another you. - Anything's possible. 362 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,671 - Let her out! - Hey, me too! 363 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:36,221 - Let her out? - Yeah, let her out. I'll be responsible. 364 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:39,311 - She's a killer! - No, she's not. And give her your coat. 365 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,104 Why me? 366 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,441 Because you're perfect. 367 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,066 You have a point there. 368 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:55,736 I'd like to move this thing along. 369 00:31:55,997 --> 00:32:00,707 Perhaps some of you noticed we have a motorcycle convention rolling in here. 370 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,293 We're a little short of time. 371 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:07,006 Besides, I don't imagine you came here to listen to me talk. 372 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,045 You're right. 373 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,639 Without further ado, I'd like to introduce a young man 374 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:21,853 who yesterday took our notions of reality and turned them inside out. 375 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,350 Dr. Buckaroo Banzai, perhaps you can explain yourself. 376 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:31,897 Ooh. 377 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:36,903 Secretary, senator Cunningham... Members of the world press. 378 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:42,033 30 years ago, my mother and father, doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai 379 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:45,957 gave their lives for what was then considered to be a very insane notion... 380 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:50,458 The possibility of contacting alien life. 381 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:55,463 However, not on another planet. But here. 382 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,887 Maybe right inside this table... 383 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:03,103 Living on a simultaneous plane of existence with our own. 384 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:06,230 Perhaps within a mountain. 385 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,733 See this rock? It's solid matter, right? 386 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:16,780 But the solid parts of this rock - the neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons - 387 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,402 comprise only about 388 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:21,245 one quadrillionth of its total volume. 389 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,536 - How many zeros is that? - Quite a few. 390 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:27,210 The rest of this rock is actually empty space. 391 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,923 So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here and Dr. Emilio Lizardo 392 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,589 figured that if solid matter were mostly just empty space, 393 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:39,135 a person should be able to discover a way to travel inside things. 394 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:43,510 We at the Banzai Institute have at last found that way. 395 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:46,480 We have created a device 396 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:49,975 called an oscillation overthruster, 397 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:54,071 which systematically reorders matter 398 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:58,693 by annihilating electrons, positrons... 399 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:02,616 What you're saying is that oppositely-charged particles collide, 400 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:07,618 and blow up in a burst of energy. Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang. 401 00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:13,715 I'm probably just stating the very obvious. Shut up, Penny. Shut up. 402 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:17,882 It's not obvious. If it was, everybody would be doing it every day. 403 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:22,508 By all accounts, it appears as though I literally went through a mountain. 404 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:26,603 But you could take that mountain and pulverise it... 405 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:31,725 And sift through it like breadcrumbs for the rest of your natural life... 406 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:37,026 And you would never ever find... this. 407 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:43,286 And yet this living organism came out of that mountain in Texas with me. 408 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:47,245 Even though I was never inside that mountain. 409 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,579 The president's calling. 410 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,921 - The president of what? - The President of the United States. 411 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,415 Oh. Here. 412 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,632 I ater. 413 00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:01,092 - Is he still delirious? - I can't tell. Payphone down the hall. 414 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:05,342 - Do your thing. - Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster. 415 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,185 Why don't you hold onto it for a while? 416 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,312 Any time. 417 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,979 Do we have the first slide, please? 418 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,353 What about the Pentagon? The possibility of war 419 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:19,147 in the eighth dimension, Mr. Secretary? 420 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,284 What? 421 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:25,119 It seemed like a strange connection even back at the bus. 422 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,623 Mr. President? 423 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,829 Some kind of interference. 424 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,670 Hello, Mr. President? 425 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,760 Mr. President? Mr. President, hello? 426 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,046 Hello, Mr. President? 427 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,845 - What's going on? - Maybe it's a prankster, some whiz kid. 428 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,014 Not with elephant bravo. 429 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:53,436 - Not with an Alpha clearance. - Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr... 430 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:57,857 Ed, reroute this call to the president's suite at Walter Reed hospital. 431 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:02,824 Yeah, and make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here. 432 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,068 Does the president call him a lot? 433 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,579 Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything! 434 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,414 Don't touch him! 435 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,206 What's he writing? 436 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,583 Conference room! 437 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,877 Conference room! Let's go! 438 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,379 Launch thermopod. 439 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,605 - There they are. - Dr. Banzai! 440 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:41,320 - Don't you see 'em? - What do you mean? Who? 441 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:45,738 Evil! Pure and simple from the eighth dimension! Grab 'em! 442 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,867 - Lectroids! Grab 'em! - Lectroids? He's got a gun! 443 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,409 - No! - Ok, wise guy! 444 00:36:56,297 --> 00:37:01,007 Let those gun belts hit the floor! Nobody follows or the prof is history! 445 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,258 - Where's Buckaroo? - Get him! 446 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:10,509 - Where's the overthruster? - Get an ambulance! 447 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:30,863 - Come on, will you just ignore them? - Isn't that? 448 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,938 Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that! 449 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,642 It's Buckaroo Banzai! 450 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,500 - Hold it! - Freeze! 451 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,732 - I had my eyes open all day long, Burt. - It may not be a total loss. 452 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:45,229 - I'm about ready to go home. - We might see something. 453 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:53,036 I hit it! It's wounded. 454 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,245 - It's going down. - What'd it look like to you? 455 00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:00,540 - Like a big black flying dinosaur. - Dinosaur? It was purple. 456 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:05,382 - That's what it looked like. It was black. - It was purple. It was no dinosaur. 457 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:09,878 We get Professor Hikita to cough up the missing circuit 458 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,300 and then we finally get off this rock! 459 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,300 Oh, yeah? Listen to this! 460 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:19,721 Well, what is it? What is it? 461 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,814 Black thermopod emergency beacon! 462 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,605 Here? On earth? 463 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,730 - Why? John Bigboote, why? - Coordinates established. 464 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,734 Electromagnetic energy back on route three. 465 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:54,347 - The whole top of the tree's squashed! - Do you think it's up there? 466 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:58,677 - Let's wait for the cops, Burt. - What for? You scared? 467 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,976 - There's gotta be something there. - There's nothing up there. 468 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,441 Well, how do you know? Here, hold this. Hold this! 469 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:11,148 Where you going? Where you going?! 470 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,320 Christmas shopping. 471 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:18,993 - What's that? - It's a stick. What's it look like? 472 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,833 - Gimme some light. - I got two guns in my hands. 473 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,829 - Put one of them down. - I ain't putting the guns down! 474 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:29,378 - It's just a tree. - Then leave it alone! 475 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,923 Aagh! See, I told you! I told you! Leave it alone! 476 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,009 Run! Run! Run! 477 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:44,435 - Shoot it, bubba. Shoot it! - I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed! 478 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:52,273 There's something. There's something coming out! 479 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,194 - Where? - Out of the top. 480 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,538 Oh, my soul! 481 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:06,920 Throw me my gun, bubba. Throw it. 482 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:10,965 Sorry. 483 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,308 Is he dead? 484 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,433 Yeah, I think so, but look at his face. It's changing! 485 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,857 And his hair, his hair is all disappearing. 486 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,855 What's that smell? You smell electricity? 487 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:37,033 He's crackling. We're standing in water. 488 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,401 Is he radioactive? 489 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:41,655 How the hell do I know? Do I look like a nuclear genius? 490 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,199 He's probably from Mars or Jupiter. 491 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:47,285 Jupiter? I hope he's alone. 492 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,538 - There's somethin' over there. - Where? 493 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,710 Right there. 494 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,174 What is it? 495 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:08,022 Buckaroo Banzai. It's the latest issue. 496 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:14,229 Rawhide, come in. Rawhide. 497 00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,192 Rawhide. 498 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:20,568 Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades are you? I'm gettin' a lot of static. 499 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:24,163 Yeah. That's me. 500 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:29,002 I've been ionised, but I'm ok now. 501 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:32,839 Listen, I'm switching on the homing beacon. 502 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:36,551 Mark two minute intervals... now. 503 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:41,264 We got the overthruster. The professor was shanghaied from the conference. 504 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:46,227 - Oh, the deuce you say. - What do you think? 505 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:49,722 - Dr. Lizardo, maybe? - Yeah, I'd put money on it. 506 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,521 - That crate. - What crate? 507 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:55,565 The crate they shoved in that Van. 508 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,154 You and the guys... 509 00:42:57,283 --> 00:43:01,117 Go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called 510 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,531 yoyodyne propulsion systems. 511 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:06,952 - You got that? - Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it. 512 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,626 Hand me that tarp, will ya? Let's cover this guy up. 513 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:16,625 - Guy? What guy? - He's got paws. 514 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,254 - Now what? - Who are they? 515 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,470 Cover it up. 516 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,274 John Bigbooté, officer. 517 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,110 Head of operations, yoyodyne propulsion systems. 518 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,358 - There's one of our birds. - That fella over there one of your birds? 519 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:43,576 The droid, you mean? 520 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:49,324 Doesn't look like anything I've seen before. I've seen droids... 521 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:51,493 Nice night, huh? 522 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:08,260 That big thing over there attacked me. 523 00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:11,183 Impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no. 524 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,149 It's some kinda creature. There's part of it still stuck in the tree. 525 00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:19,317 No, it's a machine with 30-foot leather wings. I think it's radioactive. 526 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:24,154 Three minutes since he last moved. This is a fix. Something is happening. 527 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,152 Let's get somebody over there. 528 00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:29,577 Al, you set up the grid and get the last known coordinates. 529 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:32,667 Tommy, hop on the marconi and see if we got blue blazes 530 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,878 in a ten-minute radius. No strike teams, understand? 531 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,544 I'm headed downstairs. Keep everybody calm. 532 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:46,172 - Hikita-San. - Buckaroo! 533 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:51,102 Repeating: Intrastate outward band five. 534 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,472 Coded. Calling all blue Blaze irregulars in the garden state. 535 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:59,561 Buckaroo... in trouble. Will repeat coordinates. 536 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:04,817 This is scooter lindley, junior blue Blaze irregular 41 and a half. Hang on. 537 00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:09,696 - Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble! - Say what? 538 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:13,541 Aliens from the eighth dimension. I'm seeing them now. 539 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:15,500 You can see them now? Here? 540 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:19,248 Yeah, the three jerks driving this Van. Look at this. What is this? 541 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:23,000 It's your hand, Buckaroo. 542 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,675 No, no, no, no, it's a formula. It's an antidote of some kind. 543 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:30,265 That phoney call from the president gave me information, 544 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:34,683 some electrochemical message that allows me to see what they really are. 545 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,396 What are they? 546 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:39,146 Lectroids from Planet Ten by way of the eighth dimension. 547 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,560 Mr. Gomez? 548 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:44,313 - I got a truck to mop things up. - Identification? 549 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:49,160 Or else this place'll become a zoo, not to mention a haven for gawkers. 550 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,529 Wait a minute. Now just a second. 551 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,408 - Stay put. All of ya. - Sure thing. 552 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,036 We'll go ahead and start breaking it down. 553 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,413 Don't touch it! 554 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,962 I got my own help on the way. Now, that's an order. 555 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,131 Go find something to crack it open. 556 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,008 There's a Harley in those bushes. 557 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:15,762 I want you to go to the laboratory, start working on this formula. 558 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:20,437 - I want you to synthesise it. - Buckaroo! Give me the formula. 559 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:39,039 Oh, wow! Peggy! 560 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:43,289 She's not Peggy, Mrs. Johnson. Sois Sage, mon amie. 561 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:47,010 No. Of course not. How could she be? 562 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,096 - Any word from Buckaroo? - I thought he was with you. 563 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:54,513 No, he's not. Ah, Dr. Zwibel, Penny Priddy... Mrs. Johnson. 564 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:58,513 Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey. 565 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:07,773 - Well, where are they all going? - Bunk house. Off limits. 566 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,615 Again, John Gomez. 567 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,792 John O'Connor, there's a crowbar in the truck. 568 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,956 I'll get it. 569 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:40,104 Destroy yourself, John Gant. 570 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,268 Set detonator. 571 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:48,896 Detonator set. 572 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:54,702 My most profuse apologies to my homeland and loved ones. 573 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:58,698 John Valuk is dead. He fell on his head. 574 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:03,790 Perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai. 575 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,630 I said back off! Now, dammit, I mean it! 576 00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:09,796 Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh! 577 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:15,473 Easy, friend. Ha, Buckaroo Banzai! 578 00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:19,389 Hey! 579 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,980 It's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him! 580 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,495 Hustle up! 581 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:07,479 Scooter and Casper lindley, blue Blaze irregulars at your service, Buckaroo! 582 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:23,575 - It is Professor Hikita! - We're closing the gate. 583 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,828 Where's Buckaroo? 584 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:43,181 We gotta have something for him. Try a new cipher. 585 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:50,188 - Try a g-cipher. - G-cipher. 586 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,944 - There. - That's more like it. 587 00:49:56,076 --> 00:50:00,695 Looks like we've accessed their restricted data file. Could be highly revealing. 588 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:04,949 No sign of Buckaroo. The professor just rode up saying something 589 00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:09,169 about space monsters and where's the overthruster. Went straight to the lab. 590 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:11,004 Space monsters, my ass. 591 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:16,968 Hey, man, nice jacket. 592 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,180 What's in the big pink box? 593 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:34,654 Hey, buddy. May I help you? 594 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,818 Buckaroo Banzai? 595 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:39,533 You a messenger? What you got here? 596 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:43,575 No, no, wait a minute. I need see Buckaroo Banzai in person. 597 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:47,491 My name is John Parker. 598 00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,118 Identify yourself, no? 599 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,709 Blue Blaze irregular pinky carruthers. 600 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:57,301 Sorry, John, everybody need see Buckaroo. Later. 601 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:00,384 Gino, run this down to the professor. 602 00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:03,132 Sounds like he's getting a little nervous. 603 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:06,768 - This is queer. Look. - What you got? 604 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:11,857 These people applied for social security cards in New Jersey on the same date. 605 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:13,192 New Jersey? 606 00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:17,647 46 yoyodyne employees, grover's mill, New Jersey, 607 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,149 11-1-38. 608 00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:22,993 I got some pictures, boys. 609 00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:27,911 It looks like a practical joke. Check out these names: 610 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:32,833 John Yaya? John Parrot? John Bigbooty? 611 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:36,583 Maybe not. John Nolan? John O'Connor? 612 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,880 No way, Jose. 613 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:44,679 John Small Berries? It's a joke. Maybe that's what Buckaroo was talking about. 614 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:48,143 No, Reno, there are no ages and no places of birth. 615 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:52,606 Uh, grover's mill. Grover's mill, 1938. Why's that so familiar? 616 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,729 They all have the same first name. John, John, John, John, John. 617 00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:01,528 Somebody's playing games. This is statistically impossible. 618 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,776 I don't know. Wait a minute, um... 619 00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:08,906 November one. 30 days have September, April, June, November. Short February. 620 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:12,581 And all the rest have 31. October 31st. 621 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:15,045 Halloween. 622 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:17,039 Oh, um... 623 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,588 Don't you get it? Orson welles. 624 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:22,427 You mean the guy from the old wine commercials? 625 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:26,674 Halloween, 1938. War of the worlds, that fake radio news broadcast 626 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:30,302 that got everybody scared, thinking real, live martians... 627 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:34,098 Were landing in grover's mill... 628 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:37,526 New Jersey. 629 00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,067 Then it all just turned out to be a hoax. 630 00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,199 So? 631 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:47,654 So... maybe it wasn't a hoax. Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax. 632 00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,582 If we don't find it, Whorfin'll have us for supper. 633 00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:03,210 Who says the damn thing's even here? 634 00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:24,527 Come on! Come on! 635 00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:45,127 - Who is he? - I don't know. 636 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:14,073 All right, who's the wise guy? 637 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,457 I said, who's the wise guy? 638 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,726 It's locked. 639 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,018 John O'Connor, smash the window. 640 00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:46,113 Why me, John Bigbooté? 641 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,657 It might be booby-trapped. 642 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,530 Oh. 643 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,205 - Buckaroo! - Casper and scooter lindley. 644 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,612 Is Hikita-San here yet? Where's the overthruster? Where's Penny? 645 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:10,005 Prof is with the overthruster. Penny's in the guest room. Everybody's safe. 646 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,176 - They're lectroids. - From Planet Ten. 647 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:15,597 - How do you guys know? - It's all on the yellow record. Come on. 648 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:17,094 - Casper lindley. - Reno. 649 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:21,395 - Yellow record? - They didn't come on a nonstop flight. 650 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:25,270 They blasted through the eighth dimension in 1938 in grover's mill. 651 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:28,522 Where there was a huge electrical dimensional accident. 652 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:32,618 Some giant explosion. They hypnotised Orson welles into covering it up. 653 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,954 So, first he says there's an invasion from Mars, 654 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:39,200 but then he says, no, no, no, it's just a radio-show hoax. 655 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,576 - Get it? - No. 656 00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:44,000 - Let's go. - What about yoyodyne? Dr. Lizardo? 657 00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:48,671 - That's what we're trying to tell you. - There's someone living inside him. 658 00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,135 - Buckaroo. - Pinky. 659 00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:56,351 Put this on. Here, y'all put these on. There's more in the box and one there. 660 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:59,845 - What's this? - It's a 3-d type thing. 661 00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:02,394 How do I know he's from outer space? 662 00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:06,110 This rasta guy pedals up to the gate and delivers it in a pink cake box. 663 00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:08,695 - What for? - We don't know. It wouldn't tell us. 664 00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:12,658 - It wants to talk to the head honcho. - Lights. 665 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,501 Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai. 666 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,003 I am John Emdall from Planet Ten. 667 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:37,179 A common, grave danger confronts both our worlds. 668 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:40,765 - After a bloody reign of terror... - Hey, what is that? 669 00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:44,186 The hated leader of a military caste... 670 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:48,186 The self-proclaimed "Lord" John Whorfin, 671 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,234 a bloodthirsty butcher as evil as your Hitler... 672 00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:52,366 Oh, wow! 673 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:56,027 Was overthrown by freedom-loving forces... 674 00:56:56,163 --> 00:57:00,827 Tried and condemned, along with several hundred of his followers, 675 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:06,499 to spend eternity in the formless void of the eighth dimension. 676 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:09,465 Did you tell Penny Buckaroo's looking for her? 677 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,799 She wasn't in her room. 678 00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:12,634 - Who's Penny? - Where is she? 679 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:16,005 Will everybody please shut up so I can hear the rest of this thing? 680 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:21,761 And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have unintentionally helped John Whorfin 681 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:25,439 with the success of your oscillation overthruster. 682 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:31,779 For our intelligence warns us that he intends to steal your overthruster. 683 00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:36,947 If he should attempt this, we will have no choice 684 00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:40,788 but to disrupt worldwide electronic communications 685 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:45,501 and fire a particle-beam weapon from your airspace 686 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:50,248 to smolensk in the union of Soviet socialist republics. 687 00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:53,876 The kremlin will misinterpret that as an American first strike. 688 00:57:54,012 --> 00:58:01,225 - They're already trigger-happy. - Stop John Whorfin before sunset. 689 00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:06,268 If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. 690 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,392 - If it ain't one thing, it's another. - Lighten up. 691 00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:12,315 End of discussion. 692 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:16,280 Discussion? What discussion? 693 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:23,405 She gotta be kidding, right? Vaporise the whole damn planet? 694 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:28,957 - You wanna roll those dice, Casper? - No, no, no, not me, man. No way. 695 00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:32,673 Gents... we're going to yoyodyne. 696 00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:35,417 Rawhide, see how Hikita-San is with that formula. 697 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:38,136 Billy, tell Sam to prep the jet car for city driving. 698 00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:40,551 What about a blue Blaze strike team? 699 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:44,472 We keep it intimate. Call the kolodny brothers. Call the rug suckers. 700 00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:47,687 - Where are you going? - To get my guns. 701 00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:51,107 His guns? 702 00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:54,899 I'm a girl. I don't deny it. I sneaked into your bedroom. 703 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:57,944 I invaded your privacy. I went through your belongings. 704 00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:02,445 - Mrs. Johnson! I can never find anything... - I took a bath! 705 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:06,620 - What's your problem? - Me! You! That picture! 706 00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:11,337 I'm going crazy. Who's that girl? What's going on around here? 707 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,797 You drag me out of jail. You're like Jerry Lewis, 708 00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,758 you give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch 709 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:20,971 while you strap on your six-guns. What do you want from me? 710 00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:23,306 - Who am I? - As near as I can figure... 711 00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:27,519 You had an identical twin sister and... 712 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,683 I married her. 713 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,520 But that's over now. 714 00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:37,646 And she's gone and that's about all there is, really, to say about that. 715 00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:54,250 We don't know what to expect here. It disagrees with the standard pictures. 716 00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:58,375 It's producing a magnetic force. 717 00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:00,878 No, no. I'm wrong! 718 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,356 Hey! 719 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:20,147 Oh, tell me I'm dreaming. 720 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:23,279 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 721 01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:26,869 - Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead. - Sam? 722 01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:29,435 Someone broke into the jet car. Things are going haywire over at the lab. 723 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,495 Wait here. I'll be right back. 724 01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:43,889 Oh, boy. 725 01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:57,522 He's dead. Spread out. They can't be very far off. 726 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:03,149 Tommy, check the biomedical labs. Reno, take physics. Go with Reno. 727 01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:05,492 - Where you going? - Engineering. 728 01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:09,617 Cowboy! Hold your gun in front of you, man. 729 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,286 - Oh, I see. I got that. Ok. - It's cool. 730 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:26,346 Buckaroo, behind you! 731 01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:39,735 - You... you ok? - Yeah. Just let me catch my breath. 732 01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:43,697 Professor went into the purification vent. He's got the overthruster. 733 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:45,861 All right. 734 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:58,541 Why is there a watermelon there? 735 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:02,090 I'll tell you later. 736 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,332 Buckaroo? 737 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,955 Rawhide? 738 01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:44,590 Anybody? 739 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:15,117 Here, young lady. The overthruster. 740 01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,787 Here, put this in your purse. 741 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,623 Get out of here! 742 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,507 Where's your overthruster? 743 01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:32,630 Hikita-San! 744 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,521 Nice morning, huh? 745 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:57,238 It's just making my legs asleep. 746 01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:00,959 - What the hell is wrong with him? - I don't know. Are you cold? 747 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,040 It's my spine. 748 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:14,347 - What're you still doing on this floor? - I think it's cos I can't move my legs. 749 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,387 Ooh, damn! 750 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,892 - What is it? Apache? - Arachtoid. 751 01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:24,812 Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh? 752 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:28,186 We got the guy, Rawhide. Sucker only tried... 753 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:32,107 - Any antidote for these things? - No. Not at all. 754 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:37,366 - Come over here. - Does that mean you're on our side? 755 01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:38,989 That's right. 756 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:46,914 Man! Those things pack a mean wallop, huh? 757 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:50,174 What are y'all looking at? 758 01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:55,092 You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh? 759 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:05,307 Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter! 760 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,321 They've got Penny! 761 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,316 She has the overthruster. 762 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:17,444 We'll get it back. We'll get it back. 763 01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:24,535 It's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai per se, Mr. President. It's his men. 764 01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:28,289 Foreigners, some of 'em. Or their names have been changed. 765 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:32,213 Their true backgrounds are shrouded in secrecy! 766 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:37,681 Now, all I'm saying is that this jet car belongs in the hands of defense. 767 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:42,178 I mean, if the Banzai Institute doesn't want to sell it to us, 768 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:44,599 then we're gonna have to take it from them! 769 01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:47,849 In national interest, of course. 770 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,311 Come in. 771 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:56,659 Mr. President, world watch one. Incoming transmission. 772 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,196 Yeah. 773 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,496 Hello Mr. President, I know your back is killing you, 774 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:10,880 but I have a developing situation here and I must speak frankly. 775 01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:14,593 Buckaroo... Secretary of defense McKinley 776 01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:18,339 and my national security advisor smirnoff, are visiting me, 777 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,716 but I have no secrets from them. 778 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:24,477 Something has reared its ugly head in outer space 779 01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:27,268 and the earth is caught in a crossfire. 780 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,312 We have reason to believe that there are vicious aliens 781 01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:33,983 walking freely among us, posing as the owners and operators 782 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,151 of yoyodyne propulsion systems. 783 01:06:36,284 --> 01:06:42,029 Yoyodyne propulsion... the people working on our truncheon bomber? 784 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:46,534 - In the hands of foreign nationals? - Mr. President. Time is short. 785 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:50,624 In order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, 786 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:54,500 my comrades are at this very moment taking up a geostationary position 787 01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:57,878 over New Jersey. This situation is explosive. 788 01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:02,303 - Who the hell is that? - Some kind of race war in New Jersey? 789 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:03,967 No, Mr. President, no. 790 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:07,971 This man as you call him is not a human being at all, but is, in fact, 791 01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:12,225 a black lectroid named John Parker from the very same Planet Ten. 792 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:16,150 And his spaceship is, at this moment, anchored above yoyodyne. 793 01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,282 Yoyodyne. 794 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:20,154 - Buckaroo... - That's it! 795 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:24,116 These red creatures, they must somehow give off the bacteria. 796 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:29,409 We breathe it. It swims up our nose into our cerebral cortex 797 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:33,004 - where it talks to our brain cells. - Who's talking? 798 01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:36,169 Tells us to see exactly what they want us to see. 799 01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:37,587 Electric brainwashing. 800 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,502 Diabolical... 801 01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:42,506 Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. 802 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,097 Lectroids from Planet Ten? 803 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,355 Nuclear extortion? 804 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,769 A girl named John? 805 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:54,642 Lectroid wing commander. 806 01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:58,317 Excuse me, Mr. President, I have to go talk to the hornet's nest. 807 01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:01,782 Good god. 808 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:06,450 Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai, I'd say commit the man. 809 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,198 Get me sac headquarters, Omaha, 810 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:12,247 NORAD and the strategic space command. I want data on that cloud. 811 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:15,417 John, get out in the field. Stick your beak into this one. 812 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,631 - What is this thing made of? - Cobalt and electricity. 813 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:25,469 They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. 814 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:27,763 World watch one. 815 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,431 Buckaroo. 816 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:34,603 It's Whorfin. 817 01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:38,982 Dr. Banzai? 818 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:44,489 Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo. 819 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,907 Maybe you don't remember me. 820 01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:51,492 Ah. I'm flattered. We know the same people. 821 01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:55,544 Yeah. In fact, one of them is with me right now. 822 01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:57,709 Your associate... 823 01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,299 Dr. Penny Priddy. 824 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:01,759 Doctor? 825 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,504 May I pass along my congratulations 826 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:08,475 for your great interdimensional breakthrough. 827 01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:13,472 I'm sure in the miserable annals of the earth, you will be duly enshrined. 828 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:19,527 However... Miss Priddy claims 829 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:22,318 to be unable to solve my problem 830 01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:25,654 and provide me with the crucial missing circuit 831 01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:27,363 for my overthruster! 832 01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,071 He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it. 833 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,707 Maybe you can convince her to try. 834 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,751 John O'Connor! 835 01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:38,371 I'm not worth it! Forget me! 836 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:42,167 - They'll never break me. Never! - Penny, get off the phone. 837 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:46,383 What does she know about an overthruster? She's not a scientist. 838 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:50,225 Shall we play... A penny for your thoughts? 839 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,813 Maybe you can come in her place, huh? 840 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,854 Yoyodyne, Banzai. You know the address. 841 01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:02,611 Come alone and bring your overthruster! 842 01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:09,406 He'll come. I know his type. 843 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,951 Take her to the pit! 844 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,119 Go, Bigbooty! 845 01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:20,505 Use more honey! Find out what she knows. 846 01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:24,463 These breathing devices Hikita-San has cooked up will enable you to see these beings 847 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:29,965 as they really are, as I've been seeing them since yesterday - as lectroids. 848 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:32,808 In our eyes, they're not very pretty. 849 01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:35,929 Nothing personal, John Parker. 850 01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:43,903 If we blow this today... There ain't no tomorrow. 851 01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:47,569 We have only 240 minutes remaining. 852 01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:51,194 Right. I'm assuming that Penny still has the overthruster, 853 01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:55,118 but this psycho Whorfin doesn't know that. So that'll be my job. 854 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,458 To get her and it back in one piece. 855 01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:03,002 Your objective is to 86 Whorfin. You know your two strike groups. 856 01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:04,749 Apache group, that's you, Reno. 857 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:09,471 Chaparral group, that's you, perfect Tommy. Parker'll ride with chaparral. 858 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:14,514 It's my guess that no human being has ever been inside the place. 859 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:20,061 So who knows what we're gonna find there. Top priority is the overthruster. 860 01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:23,651 Without it, Whorfin can't get off this planet. 861 01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:27,614 This homing device will probably make it very easy to find. 862 01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:30,074 And maybe a lot harder to get back. 863 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,031 Strategic space command reports 864 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:37,032 all the surveillance satellite communication jammed. 865 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:39,625 Jammed? By who? Who by? 866 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:42,496 Possible atmospheric conditions, sir. 867 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,714 - Solar. - Solar? 868 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:49,256 Intelligence confirms that Soviets are having the same problem. 869 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,095 Should we be on code red? 870 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,807 We go to code red, the Russians go to code red. 871 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,347 No sense going off half-cocked. 872 01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,017 Buckaroo Banzai has never been wrong before. 873 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:05,394 The man's been through solid matter. Who knows what's happened to his brain. 874 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:07,646 Maybe it scrambled his molecules. 875 01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:11,149 All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic. 876 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,448 What's happening? 877 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,828 Electromagnetic pulsar. 878 01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:26,835 Russians just gone to defense condition two, sir. 879 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,253 We've no choice, then. 880 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:32,253 Mr. President, I am a soldier, and I'm a damn good one. 881 01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:35,348 I've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. 882 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:40,516 All I'm trying to say is - and I hope I speak for everyone in this room - 883 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:43,811 is that I am scared. 884 01:12:43,943 --> 01:12:46,434 I'm barely holding my fudge right now. 885 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:51,281 Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl, general, and pull yourself together. 886 01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:55,368 I'm glad someone has the balls to face facts. 887 01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:04,494 - Don't embarrass us. - Have I ever? 888 01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:07,838 Give me 30 minutes, then come in and mop up. 889 01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:24,225 Shut up! 890 01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:38,156 I've had enough of you, Penny Priddy! 891 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:48,497 Well... Mrs. Johnson, thank you. 892 01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:53,047 It's certainly food for thought. 893 01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:57,343 No answer at the kremlin, sir. Just dead silence. 894 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,807 Then I guess the moment is upon us. 895 01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:07,900 Here you go. The presidential emergency action document. For your eyes only. 896 01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:10,063 John Hancock these, and hail Mary. 897 01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:13,233 On second thought, maybe we should think this through 898 01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:16,824 so that future generations of Americans will... 899 01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:18,905 Oh, wow. 900 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:24,825 "Declaration of war: The short form." 901 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:43,305 Bring that thing right through the gate. Straight ahead, come on. 902 01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:50,692 Blacks... are on this planet! 903 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:54,607 Here, in New Jersey! 904 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:58,198 Coming to destroy us! 905 01:14:58,327 --> 01:14:59,942 We must act! 906 01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:03,116 Escape or die! 907 01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:06,327 We must work faster 908 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:10,294 to finish the great vehicle itself, 909 01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:15,008 so we can enter the eighth dimension 910 01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:19,254 and free our trapped comrades! 911 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,348 So we can return home 912 01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:26,185 and seize power once again! 913 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:32,809 - What is the greatest joy? - The joy of duty! 914 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:37,689 - Louder! - The joy of duty! 915 01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:41,238 History is made at night. 916 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:46,490 Character is what you are in the dark! 917 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,913 We must work while the clock, she's ticking. 918 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:56,215 - We hide, they seek! - Death to the black lectroids! 919 01:15:56,343 --> 01:15:59,380 - Where are we going? - Planet Ten! 920 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:01,799 - When? - Real soon! 921 01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:12,686 Come on over here. Bring it this way! 922 01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:18,236 This way! 923 01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:20,196 Now park it. 924 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:23,943 There's no overthruster! 925 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:30,704 Get him outta there! I wanna see his face! 926 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,712 It's not here! 927 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,923 Take him to the shock tower. 928 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:57,360 The equations. Solve them. 929 01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:02,482 Enter your data on this keypad. And you better be right. 930 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:06,611 The shock tower is a lie detector. 931 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:10,160 Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge 932 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:13,580 to your auditory meatus. 933 01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:22,676 You're not getting Jack from me until you let Penny out of this junkyard. 934 01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:26,514 Curse you, Banzai! Don't you realise what are you saying? 935 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:30,180 Your whole planet will be destroyed and you sit here wasting time? 936 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,849 Time? I got nothing but time. 937 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:41,029 Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. 938 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:45,025 Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. 939 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:47,951 Buzz off. 940 01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:52,785 Bigbooty... 941 01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:55,375 More power to him. 942 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:58,041 Bigboote. 943 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,132 I want my missing circuit, now! 944 01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:38,786 - Is there something I can help you with? - Is Buckaroo upstairs? 945 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,665 Hello, Mr. Secretary. 946 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,880 Where is he? 947 01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:48,379 - That won't work either. - Porco giuda! 948 01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:52,223 Hey, Banzai. 949 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,596 Take a look at your girlfriend. 950 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,653 Devo lavorare con persone idiota! 951 01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:13,780 She'll live... but only for a while. 952 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:17,329 And she won't enjoy it. 953 01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:20,203 Only you can save her from a fate 954 01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:23,456 even worse than that of your friend, Mr. Rawhide. 955 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:27,426 Missing circuits in your head, Whorfin. 956 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,670 Bigbooty... 957 01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,389 Activate your probes. 958 01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:54,199 Slow this sucker down. I'l handle these birds. 959 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:04,622 You gentlemen have a telephone? Jump on the horn and get Mr. John Bigboot. 960 01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:06,089 It's Bigboote. 961 01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:10,461 On, hell, if you wanna do anything nowadays, you gotta do it yourself. 962 01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:13,680 - What is your name? - John Yaya. 963 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:17,176 John Yaya, huh? And you are? 964 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,349 "John Small Berries." 965 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:43,328 - He's down there. I feel it. - We're not... 966 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:58,347 - It's a nest. - Birds nest. People don't nest. 967 01:20:58,479 --> 01:20:59,969 Red lectroid. 968 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:26,044 Don't touch it. It might be a bomb. 969 01:21:26,173 --> 01:21:27,413 Nah, it's a toy. 970 01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:36,051 - Sit down! - Sir? Hey, that area's restricted. 971 01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:39,596 Yeah? Not to me! 972 01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:56,818 - What is this place? - It's a bivouac. They sleep here. 973 01:21:56,954 --> 01:22:00,617 - Can they all shoot stingers? - You better believe it. 974 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,910 - Lizardo. Which way? - Over there. 975 01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:05,580 - You sure? - Believe it. 976 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,748 Just once. 977 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,494 - Where? - Shh. 978 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,286 What's going on? Where are we? 979 01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:52,165 It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here. 980 01:23:08,734 --> 01:23:10,850 What's happening? 981 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:13,602 John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo! 982 01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:17,402 Bigbooty! Go down to the pit. Kill the girl! 983 01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:22,493 Scooter! Where are you? 984 01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:36,458 Hey, somebody turn off that gosh dang klaxon! 985 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:40,630 Work. Work. Work. 986 01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:46,639 There are monkey boys in the facility. 987 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:51,481 You are secure. Do not panic. 988 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:57,404 John Emdall must die. 989 01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:59,819 Lord Whorfin must live. 990 01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:02,703 Work. 991 01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:04,240 Work. 992 01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:05,988 Work. 993 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,480 Sorry. I'm sorry. 994 01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:38,103 - Sidney. - Buckaroo! 995 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:41,357 It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol? 996 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:43,404 Yeah. 997 01:24:45,872 --> 01:24:48,113 What are you gonna use? 998 01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:51,746 - Where are we? - I hate to tell you. 999 01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:55,162 Where are we going? 1000 01:24:57,175 --> 01:24:59,211 This way. 1001 01:25:07,978 --> 01:25:09,559 Get over here. 1002 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:13,681 Keep your noses to the grindstone. 1003 01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:16,399 The greatest joy is the joy of duty. 1004 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:20,696 Work work work. 1005 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:24,866 Monkey boys are feeble. Lord Whorfin is supreme! 1006 01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:30,786 Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute, I wanna talk to you. 1007 01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:36,291 What the hell's the matter with you? You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you! 1008 01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:00,895 Jesus! 1009 01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:05,278 What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber? 1010 01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:10,530 Bigbooté. John O'Connor, put the slug on the track. 1011 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,533 I don't give a flying handshake what your name is! 1012 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:17,082 I'm here to see a bomber! This sure ain't it. 1013 01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:20,752 Let's just go back upstairs to my office. 1014 01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:23,250 Talk about this like two reasonable beings. 1015 01:26:23,387 --> 01:26:26,800 You listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern. 1016 01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:31,301 But I'm here to see a bomber and I'm damn sure gonna see it now! 1017 01:26:31,436 --> 01:26:35,554 Look at this place. Don't you have any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty! 1018 01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:41,936 It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? 1019 01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:46,524 - Let's get outta here, o'Connor. - Whorfin said we could kill her. 1020 01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:50,699 Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on! 1021 01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,973 You owe me one, buck. 1022 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:29,491 It's not over yet. 1023 01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:33,571 I may be down but I'm not out. 1024 01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:42,629 What is that? Don't pick it up. No. 1025 01:27:46,136 --> 01:27:47,967 Penny. 1026 01:27:48,930 --> 01:27:50,841 How's she doing? 1027 01:27:50,974 --> 01:27:53,966 - I don't know. - There's no overthruster. 1028 01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,763 - Buckaroo Banzai! - What? 1029 01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,353 There is little time! 1030 01:27:58,482 --> 01:28:02,441 You better come quickly if your planet is still important to you. 1031 01:28:02,569 --> 01:28:06,027 Leave her to me. You take care of business. 1032 01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,568 Thanks. 1033 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:10,782 - Go. - Right. 1034 01:28:13,747 --> 01:28:17,239 - Where's Buckaroo Banzai? - He's flown the Coop. 1035 01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:19,115 - Is the girl dead? - Yes! 1036 01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:22,119 Then sound the call to board the ship. 1037 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,917 Without the missing circuit, we'll never make it! 1038 01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:29,293 They're only monkey boys! We can crush them here on earth, Lord Whorfin! 1039 01:28:29,429 --> 01:28:32,387 No. It's time to go home. 1040 01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:36,259 Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster. 1041 01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:39,352 John O'Connor... 1042 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,938 You stick by my side. 1043 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:54,819 The great vehicle itself is now in final boarding state. 1044 01:28:54,955 --> 01:28:57,446 What is that? 1045 01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:02,417 It's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin. 1046 01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:10,925 Massacre them without a quarter! 1047 01:29:27,153 --> 01:29:32,614 Tell the flight attendants to close the doors and prepare for a crosscheck. 1048 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:49,541 If you are not inside the great vehicle itself, you have missed the boat. 1049 01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:55,470 We are go for launch. Do not obstruct the great vehicle. 1050 01:29:57,350 --> 01:29:59,215 Do not take to the floor. 1051 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:03,186 Lord Whorfin will return for all those left behind. 1052 01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:08,730 Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising. Electromagnetic field is rising. 1053 01:30:14,451 --> 01:30:17,534 John O'Connor! Install my overthruster! 1054 01:30:17,662 --> 01:30:21,075 All carry-on baggage overhead and secure. 1055 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:23,323 Electromagnetic field... 1056 01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:28,454 What is this? It looks like one of our thermopods. 1057 01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,626 But it's a very bad design. 1058 01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:38,631 Your tray tables are secure, and your seat backs in the full upright position. 1059 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:41,975 Your overthruster is in place, Lord Whorfin. 1060 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:44,344 It won't work! It won't work! 1061 01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:47,564 Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward! 1062 01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:51,355 You're the weakest individual I ever know! 1063 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:54,441 We are cooking. Over. 1064 01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:59,318 Get away from that car, or I'll drink your blood! 1065 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:06,537 What you got there, son? That's not real, is it? 1066 01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:10,370 Get 'em up. 1067 01:31:10,507 --> 01:31:15,376 H2 tank pressurisation, ok. We're go for launch. 1068 01:31:15,512 --> 01:31:21,473 John Many Jars, establish overthruster beam red. Over. Activate oscillator. 1069 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:26,186 Pace accelerator's shorting out! 1070 01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:29,147 John O'Connor! My overthruster! 1071 01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:41,660 Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave! 1072 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:44,655 This is vacuum cylinder three. 1073 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:54,624 If he can't connect the dots, they'll never penetrate. 1074 01:31:57,637 --> 01:32:02,256 Cabin fluid valves were closed. Problem is corrected. Over. 1075 01:32:02,392 --> 01:32:03,392 What is that? 1076 01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:06,885 Is ok. No worry. Is an insulating liquid. 1077 01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:09,604 Full speed ahead! 1078 01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:13,476 May I remind you to fasten your seat belts 1079 01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:16,569 and extinguish all smoking material. 1080 01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:20,316 We haven't a chancel! Your overthruster's for shit! 1081 01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:23,034 One more word out of you, Bigbooty... 1082 01:32:23,288 --> 01:32:26,451 Bigboote! Te! Te! 1083 01:32:28,752 --> 01:32:32,791 Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next. 1084 01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:37,215 Let's go home. 1085 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,808 The wall is softening. 1086 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:53,057 - Inertial overtones obtaining command. - Oh, no. 1087 01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:10,749 Danger! Danger! We do not have crossover. Negative mass is spreading. 1088 01:33:17,675 --> 01:33:22,009 We're not in the eighth dimension. We are over New Jersey. 1089 01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,878 All is not lost... 1090 01:33:24,015 --> 01:33:26,677 Stand by to incinerate smolensk. 1091 01:33:27,977 --> 01:33:29,342 Jettison! 1092 01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:33,309 So sorry, gentlemen, but I must dump the excess baggage. 1093 01:33:38,446 --> 01:33:41,153 Arrivederci, Banzai! 1094 01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:47,403 - Where's the power? - I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school. 1095 01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:49,988 What do we do, jump-start it? 1096 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:19,442 Rocket stabiliser. 1097 01:34:19,571 --> 01:34:21,607 Is what this? 1098 01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:25,569 Looks like a gun. 1099 01:34:30,748 --> 01:34:32,909 John Parker, take this wheel. 1100 01:34:36,212 --> 01:34:40,080 Right, just... just hold onto that. It flies like a truck. 1101 01:34:40,216 --> 01:34:42,172 Good. What is a truck? 1102 01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:46,177 Electric beam is fine, lord whotfin. 1103 01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:09,568 Thermopod on our tail. Over. 1104 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:13,242 Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games? 1105 01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:18,456 - Let's just stabilise her? - Wanna play hide-and-seek? 1106 01:35:18,755 --> 01:35:24,295 Ok. Ok. Start left. Go left. More, more, more, more. Left, left. Left! I said left! 1107 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:27,169 - This is left! - I mean my left. Go your right. 1108 01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:28,552 Go. 1109 01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:31,055 Faster! He's gaining. 1110 01:35:31,351 --> 01:35:33,137 Feet, do your stuff! 1111 01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:38,897 More, more, more. Lock in, lock in, lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive. 1112 01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:41,892 Whorfin... sayonara. 1113 01:35:44,322 --> 01:35:49,908 Banzai! I'll see you in hell! 1114 01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:53,453 We've got him! 1115 01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:56,826 - Pull up! - It's stuck! 1116 01:36:03,466 --> 01:36:05,832 John Whorfin... destroyed. 1117 01:36:07,345 --> 01:36:09,552 Deactivate particle beam. 1118 01:36:09,847 --> 01:36:14,011 Tracking 0-0-0. 1119 01:37:00,732 --> 01:37:02,643 I thought you bought it. 1120 01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:05,187 - Yeah, me too. Where's Penny? - At the bus. 1121 01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:07,436 New Jersey helped me bring her back. 1122 01:37:07,572 --> 01:37:10,154 - How is she? - He said he'd pull her through. 1123 01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:13,070 Quite a guy, if you want my opinion. 1124 01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:15,652 You give me that gizmo 1125 01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:21,283 and I'll give you a brand new crisp $20 bill. Huh? 1126 01:37:22,712 --> 01:37:26,955 - All right, I'll tell you what... - Hey, scooter! Fall in. 1127 01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:35,172 This what you're looking for, Buckaroo? 1128 01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:41,136 - Scooter... you got his job. - All right! 1129 01:37:41,272 --> 01:37:47,393 - Wanna ride in the jet car? - Wow! But I have to ask my dad first. 1130 01:37:47,528 --> 01:37:50,395 Ok, you ask your dad, I'll wash up. 1131 01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:56,526 Aw. 1132 01:38:02,251 --> 01:38:04,287 I did all I could. 1133 01:38:07,632 --> 01:38:11,750 Buckaroo, president's on line one. Is everything ok with the alien space cloud, 1134 01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:14,218 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia? 1135 01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:17,259 Tell him yes on one and no on two. 1136 01:38:18,559 --> 01:38:22,017 Which was "yes"? To destroy Russia or number two? 1137 01:39:25,668 --> 01:39:27,283 Penny. 1138 01:39:41,517 --> 01:39:43,553 Careful. 1139 01:39:46,189 --> 01:39:48,225 You're all right. 1140 01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:53,772 You look awful. 1141 01:39:53,905 --> 01:39:59,070 You don't exactly light up a party yourself... Penny Priddy. 1142 01:40:10,546 --> 01:40:13,208 So what? Big deal!