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Do you know the speech?
I know the gist of it.

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You memorize
entire homilies.

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Homilies are poetry, a plea before
the city council is demeaning.

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Esteemed councilmen,
in a few days,

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St. Nicholas Church
will be torn down.

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I have come before you
for the fourth time

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to beg for your
condescension.</font>

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Consideration.

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Which you have never
shown before.

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To block the sale
of the church.

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Because we're not just
losing a building.

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We're losing
a sacrament.

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The communion with our
neighbors is our mass.

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Not bad, huh?

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Help!
Somebody help!</font>

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Somebody, please.

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Father Paul!

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Father Paul.

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We need an ambulance.
Please send an ambulance.

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Subtitles edited by
Ehhhhtozebec

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Hey, Sophie's here, man.
What do I tell her?

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Anything but
the truth.

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Hey.

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Thank you so much for coming
to my play last night.

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Oh...
Last night was awesome.

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Oh, thanks, Parker.

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Yeah.
It was like a horror movie.

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Attention must be paid.

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I mean, you're not the
first person I would think of

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to play Willy Lowman,
but you worked it out.</font>

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Yeah.

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Oh!

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That was the worst
night of my life.

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Come on, man. You've
been in worse situations.

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No. No, that was the worst.

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Mmm.

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How great were you?

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<i>I mean, they ought to call it
Death of a Saleswoman.</i>

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<font color="
ceiling for women in corporate America.

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Nate, I played the part
as a man.

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Yes. And brilliantly.

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Thanks.

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I mean, you were... Huh?

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Hold on. I have to...

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Hi, Maggie?

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Is everything okay? When?

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<font color="

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Nate's ex wife.

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Hey.

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If I thought I'd get you to visit I'd have
gotten my ribs kicked in a little sooner.

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How you doing, Paul?

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I got my shots in.

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I popped the first guy in the
shoulder before I blacked out.

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Yeah. I know.
I read the police report.</font>

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You read the police report.

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I do that.

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You talk to Maggie?

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Do you think it was a coincidence
that you got attacked on your way

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to beg the city council
to save your church?

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No, I don't.
You talk to Maggie a lot?

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When is the sale final
on the church?

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<font color="

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<i>Code blue,
pediatrics. Code blue.</i>

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I know hospitals
are tough for you.

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Paul, have you tried legal action?
I mean, maybe an injunction would...

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With what money?

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I thought it was God's plan
for me to save the church, Nate.

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I was wrong.

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<font color="
Sunday, and I plan to make the most of it.

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You should be there.

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It's not going to be
your last mass, Paul.

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Nate, what are you
going to do? Nate.

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I'll just maybe move
God's plans along.

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That's St. Nicholas?
Yeah.

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Santa Claus has a church?

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I know this is not our usual
kind of case, I realize.

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But before you say anything,
Paul is an old friend of mine,

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and he has helped the poor
parishes more than you could ever...

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Nate, Nate, Nate.
We're taking the case.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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<font color="
Oh, all right.

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Well, this is obviously a strong
arm maneuver that's happened here,

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get rid of the activist priest
and the sale closes on Monday.

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Do we know anything about
who bought the church?

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The sign outside said
it was sold to Kennedy Corp.

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Now, Kennedy Corp is a wholly owned
subsidiary of STB International,</font>

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which is the parent company
of Acai Diversified,

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which is a US subsidiary
of Kennedy Corp.

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That is a lot of trouble to
go to for buying an old church.

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Yeah. So, Kennedy Corp,
that's obviously the front.

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Parker, check all the addresses
for the realty companies.

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<font color="
local talent that attacked Paul.

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He messed up one of their
shoulders, if that helps.

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No, no. I don't do gangs. Come on.

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What? What did he... Get you out in
some fresh air, get off the computer.

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I rappel.
Come on!

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Did no one
see me rappel?

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I heard about it.

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He's an old friend.
I owe him.

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You think that we're just going
to walk into some random tunnel

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and find some cholos just
all yoked up. You know?

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Hardison. Yo, homes,
let me fix my do-rag.

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Just... What?

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Listen.

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Boys, we don't want
any trouble.</font>

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All right. We just
want some answers.

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How's this answer?

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Gentlemen, I'm asking
about one of your colleagues.

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Somebody who rolled
a priest. Who was it?

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You seeing this,
Hardison?

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Yeah. The situation
has my attention, yes.

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You see, that's why
I don't like guns.

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<font color="
range of efficacy.

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See, most guys
make one mistake.

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They get too close.

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Who rolled a priest?

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We didn't beat up no
priest. We're not monsters.

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Dislocated shoulder's
a bitch.

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Priest gave him that.

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You beat up a priest?

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Be my guest.

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You got a long penance
ahead of you.

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Start by answering
the man's questions.

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Now!

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Who hired you?
I don't know.

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I got a call on my cell
with an offer,

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and I called them back
after the job was done.

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You got a number?

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Can you do something
with that?

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Seven digits. I could
find you on Mars.

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Gentlemen, I'll leave you to
your internal affairs. Come on.

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How about that, man?
You see me?

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He was injured.

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<font color="
injured. Shoot. That's my niche.

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When I ran a back trace
on the gang banger's car

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it routed through this
dude's number from a payphone.

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So, we got nothing.

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Now, hold on. Hold on.

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The pay phone
is located here.

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The Residences at 8th, luxury condos,
brought to you by Andrew Grant.</font>

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Yeah. I know this guy. He built
the Meadow Mall on the west side,

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you know, the one
with the monorail.

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Now, this guy doesn't happen to
own any of the shell companies

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that bought the church,
does he?

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Well, I can't prove that, but
let's just put it this way.

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<font color="
their daddy's lying eyes.

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All right. What do we know
about this Grant guy?

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Well, the man's
a media whore.

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He went through like nine
publicists last year alone.

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He's cutting the ribbon
on this place tomorrow.

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Also, Grant survived a
helicopter crash last year.

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<font color="
pharmacy account.

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The man pops anti-anxiety
pills like Pez.

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Well, publicists are like priests.
You gotta tell them all your secrets,

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so that's our way in.
The question is how.

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What are you thinking?

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This guy beat up a priest,
we're not going easy on him.

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<font color="
waiting for me downstairs,

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and the backdrop for my
ribbon cutting is scaffolding?

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It was a miscommunication.

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Isn't that what
I pay you for, Tomas?

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To communicate?

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Stop screwing up.

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Mr. Grant.
Kristi Connelly.

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<i>I'm a reporter
with The Ledger.</i></font>

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I was wondering if I could
ask you a few questions.

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Miss Connelly, I don't
know how you got up here,

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but the press conference
is down in the lobby.

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It starts in 10 minutes.
No, no. I understand.

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I just wondered if I could have a
moment of your time. Where's the foreman?

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Franco!

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Good. His ride's almost here.

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Okay. Showtime. All right. Did you
remember the big scissors this time?

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Did you remember them?

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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So sorry.
Watch where you're going.

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I didn't mean to do that.
That's okay. It's all right.</font>

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Just be more careful
next time, baby, okay.

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God, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, man.

187
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What the hell
are you doing?

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I had a little tequila last
night, I'm sorry about that.

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Why don't you focus, Cuervo?
All right?

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I feel really
bad about that.

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You know what?
Feel bad, all right?</font>

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Oh! Thanks.

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I don't believe it!

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00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,233
They're fixing up
this lift, right?

195
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,433
There's probably
a few bugs to work out.

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Unacceptable.
I'm calling the contractor.

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00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,099
Oh, seriously?
No signal.

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Okay. That's weird.

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Yeah.

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<font color="
about heights.

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Or enclosed spaces.

202
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What is that
you just took?

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Xanax.

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<i>For my nerves.</i>

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Actually, caffeine with a
dash of dextroamphetamine.

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God, are you getting any air
at all? Down there I swear...

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God, I think they've sucked all the
oxygen out of here to torture me.</font>

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<i>It's like the witch's oven in
Hansel and Gretel or something.</i>

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Just roasting us
like a turkey.

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You gave him speed?

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He beat up a priest.

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Get me out of here!

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For God's sake.
Can anybody hear me?

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I'm going to fire
every one of you,

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<font color="
You are so fired!

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Mr. Grant.
Is anybody even listening?

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Mr. Grant, the press.
They're still down there.

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We've only been up here
for half an hour.

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Oh, God. Oh, God. They're going to have
a field day with me. I mean, look...

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Send us home.

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You gotta stand up and pick me
up. Yes. Yes, trust me. Come on.

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What? What?
Trust me.

224
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Trust me and pick me up.

225
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,299
Someone get me
out of this thing!

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Someone get
these doors open.

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Thank God.
Oh, thank God.

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<font color="
Move out of the way, would you?

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This woman needs medical
attention. Okay. Come on. Come on.

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00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,166
Come on. You'll be okay. Stay
with me, sweetheart. Stay with me.

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Get some...
Would you get...

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Okay. Okay, sweetheart. Okay.

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You'll be okay. Ms. Connelly, you
just got yourself an interview.

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No more pictures, okay?

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00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,766
So, what would you say
has been the key to your...

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Oh, thanks.
Meteoric rise?

237
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:14,999
An appetite for risk, hard
work, bit of luck here and there?

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This interview is over.

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00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:20,166
I'm sorry?

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00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:23,533
Kristi, how did you know
what to do in there?

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<font color="
I'm a reporter.

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You have to understand
reporters. We're lazy by nature.

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All we want is a story,
a narrative,

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and if you don't like the story they're
writing, just give them a new one.

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They'll thank you for it.

246
00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:37,633
I don't want you
to do a story on me.

247
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,733
I don't understand.

248
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:44,132
<font color="
else is doing a story on me.

249
00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:46,666
I saw the way you handled
the press back there.

250
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:49,132
I want you to be
my new publicist.

251
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:55,733
I don't know what to say
except, when can I start?

252
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,166
How about tomorrow?

253
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:01,633
Of course, if I'm going
to be your publicist, Andy,

254
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,800
<font color="
access to your business.

255
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:06,766
There can't be any
secrets between us, none.

256
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,666
Let me show you something.

257
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,766
He's building another mall
on the site of the church.

258
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:21,867
It's not even a mall. It's
a bloody lifestyle center.

259
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,733
Eat, work, shop, play,
all in one place.

260
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,399
<font color="
I hate him.

261
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,132
He doesn't want the closing
of the church connected to him.

262
00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:31,500
But he's got the city council in his
pocket and got the land for a song.

263
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,533
Once this deal closes,
he's free and clear.

264
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,433
By the time they break ground on
this mall, he'll be untouchable.

265
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:40,766
Forget St. Nick. We'd be better off
with the patron saint of lost causes.</font>

266
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:42,500
No, no. He trusts you.
You can hook him.

267
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,967
Yeah, I know I can, Nate,
but there's no time.

268
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:48,399
I mean, we need a long con
for this job, right?

269
00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:50,700
In three days
he owns that church.

270
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:53,533
Right, so we gotta hit him hard now and
indirectly, you know, stall the closing,

271
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,266
<font color="
him in for a longer game.

272
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,299
You really think he's
going to fall for that?

273
00:15:59,366 --> 00:16:01,600
This guy, I gotta be
honest with you,

274
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:04,600
we're going to need a
miracle to save this church.

275
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:07,299
So, let's go steal
ourselves a miracle.

276
00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:19,600
So, the Catholic Church defines
a miracle as the work of God,

277
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:25,166
<font color="
of a saint for some specific purpose,

278
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:29,199
frequently the conversion
of the unbelieving.

279
00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:30,399
How do you know
all this stuff?

280
00:16:30,466 --> 00:16:32,566
I went to school
with Father Paul.

281
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,500
To seminary school.

282
00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:41,766
So, you dropped out of priest
school to become an insurance cop?

283
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:45,466
<font color="
a band of thieves. Nice.

284
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:49,066
You're a Catholic who
wants to fake a miracle.

285
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,967
I'm pretty sure that puts
us in mortal sin territory.

286
00:16:52,032 --> 00:16:53,733
So, what? Now you're
religious, too?

287
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,766
No. I'm not
denominational,

288
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:58,700
it's just I never do anything
my nana said don't do.

289
00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:01,833
This, what we doing,
it just don't seem right.</font>

290
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,566
What doesn't seem right?
Let me get this straight.

291
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,399
We're trying to save
a church, right?

292
00:17:05,466 --> 00:17:08,466
So, faking a miracle to me seems
like the quickest way to do that.

293
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:12,066
Even Andrew Grant's not going
to build a mall on a holy site.

294
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,433
Right. So, we need three
things. We need a miracle,

295
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,433
<font color="
keep Father Paul out of the way.

296
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,433
He can't be involved
in this at all.

297
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:26,166
Reporters follow Grant around
in packs. Let's use him as bait.

298
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,733
Use his own publicity
to wreck his project.

299
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,733
It's elegant.

300
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,900
Okay. Parker, I need you
to go to the hospital

301
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,533
<font color="
no matter what, up to a point.

302
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,132
But keep him
in the hospital.

303
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:42,533
Eliot, you're the retrieval specialist.
Give Hardison anything he needs.

304
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,666
Long as I don't have
to do anything immoral.

305
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:49,466
No, absolutely not. No. Just need you
to figure out how to fake a miracle.

306
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,132
We all going to hell.

307
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,399
<font color="
of here in a couple of hours.

308
00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:03,933
Yeah. It's just a few last
tests to be on the safe side.

309
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:15,867
You leak this?

310
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:16,900
<i>They're calling
for his head.</i>

311
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:20,266
It's a PR nightmare.
Trust me.

312
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:26,233
He's rattled, vulnerable, just right
for me to kiss and make boo boo better.

313
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:32,233
He'll be a minute.
It's busy today.</font>

314
00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:36,967
Certainly is. So, what's
your take on all of this?

315
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,833
The new mall?
I mean, lifestyle center?

316
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,166
We're building right around
where I grew up.

317
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,766
I figured it'd
sweep out the gangs.

318
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,032
Good on you.
You're a company man.

319
00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:49,999
Yes, ma'am. Thank you for your opinion.

320
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:54,800
<font color="
threatening phone call from a nun.

321
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,867
Well, Mr. Grant, the problem is
the reporters have their story.

322
00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,867
Yeah. Andrew Grant,
neighborhood wrecker.

323
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:01,032
Like there's even
a neighborhood there.

324
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,999
It's a bunch of losers
and burnt out buildings.

325
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:07,066
The problem is
they have the wrong story.

326
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:09,733
<font color="
reporters have the wrong story?

327
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,600
Give 'em a new one.

328
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:14,066
You need to take control of this,
make an official announcement.

329
00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:15,500
Give them
the other story.

330
00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:16,867
Yeah, sure, of course.

331
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:19,766
The church.
Do it at the church.

332
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:23,132
The church's doors are
closing, boo hoo.

333
00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:26,399
<font color="
doors, opportunity for all.

334
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:30,399
Yes.

335
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:33,500
Yes. Tomas, we'll make the
official announcement down on First.

336
00:19:33,566 --> 00:19:34,933
Call every reporter
in the city.

337
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,032
Wonderful, I'll set it up.

338
00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:37,766
Come on. Tomas,
where are you? Come on.

339
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,099
We gotta get going. Get on the
phone. What are you doing? Tomas!</font>

340
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,733
I'm coming,
Mr. Grant.

341
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,199
All right, Father. I got your
test results right here. Hmm.

342
00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:50,066
High cholesterol,
elevated sed rate

343
00:19:50,132 --> 00:19:52,166
and it looks like
you're pregnant.

344
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,366
I'm going to need you
to stick around and retest.

345
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,233
Behold, I've made
the statues multiply.

346
00:20:03,299 --> 00:20:06,066
<font color="
looks pretty good, Hardison.

347
00:20:06,132 --> 00:20:09,399
I mean... Yeah.
It's a...

348
00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:15,566
Polystyrene?
Amongst other things.

349
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,032
Uh-huh.
Just don't eat it.

350
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:19,666
Or breathe near it.

351
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:28,433
All right.
Show us what you got.

352
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,399
Test subject number one.

353
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:41,600
No. I said bleeding tears,
not bleeding ears.</font>

354
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,433
All right, look,
look, look, man.

355
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,433
You lucky on this deadline I didn't
give you a baking soda volcano.

356
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,533
Yeah, but this is...

357
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,032
Okay. What else you got?

358
00:20:51,099 --> 00:20:52,800
That's ridiculous.

359
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:58,032
Stigmata paintball gun.

360
00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,500
What? No, no, no. No.

361
00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:00,633
Yeah.
Yeah.

362
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,032
<font color="

363
00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:04,266
Oh, I've been practicing.
Check me out.

364
00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:19,299
Okay, Hardison, could you just make the
statue cry without melting St. Nick's head?

365
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,600
Don't melt Santa.

366
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:23,466
It's not Santa.

367
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,933
What, are you 10 feet from there? How can
you miss that? You're standing right here.

368
00:21:28,999 --> 00:21:31,299
Everybody can't be Eliot.
Shut up. Shut up. Unbelievable.</font>

369
00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:40,366
Grant lined up?

370
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:44,199
Uh-huh. Yeah. He'll be
there, with the press.

371
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:54,266
Oh, um, I've been
meaning to ask you.

372
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:57,333
How was it, you know,
talking to Maggie again?

373
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:01,999
Good, yeah.
Strange, but good.

374
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:04,399
Yeah. Yeah.

375
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:08,132
Yeah, I still feel, uh...

376
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,700
<font color="

377
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:15,733
No, no, not that.
Well, yeah, I mean...

378
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:21,566
Yeah, and other things.
Other things. But...

379
00:22:27,066 --> 00:22:28,500
You never cheated
on her, Nate.

380
00:22:28,566 --> 00:22:29,766
I know.

381
00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:32,299
I know.

382
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:34,900
Tempted.

383
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:37,333
No. No, you weren't.
I was.

384
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,500
Not really.

385
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,299
<font color="
the good guy.

386
00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:44,800
That's, you know,
what made it fun.

387
00:22:44,867 --> 00:22:49,199
Well, a part of what made
it fun between us back then.

388
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,099
Back then, yeah.

389
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,099
And what about now?

390
00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,500
I don't know.
What about now?

391
00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:03,633
That's what we have
to figure out.

392
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,600
By we, I mean, you,
of course.</font>

393
00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:11,066
Of course. Of course.

394
00:23:14,199 --> 00:23:18,066
Uh, just don't
take too long.

395
00:23:26,766 --> 00:23:31,700
A lifestyle center to revitalize
the life of this neighborhood.

396
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:35,600
A pulsing heart of opportunity
and commerce in the center of...

397
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:40,666
Everybody come quickly. You
have to see this. It's a miracle.

398
00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,600
It's a miracle.

399
00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:51,999
<font color="

400
00:24:01,099 --> 00:24:02,800
Not too bad.

401
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:05,099
It was nothing really.
It's just basic chemistry.

402
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:08,800
See, an oil polymer that reacts with
a secondary chemical in the candles,

403
00:24:08,867 --> 00:24:12,566
no candle smoke, absolutely
no evidence. Light a candle.

404
00:24:12,633 --> 00:24:15,800
The local news will
pick up the event.

405
00:24:15,867 --> 00:24:18,366
Grant will crawl back
into his hole for a while,</font>

406
00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:23,132
and well, at least for the time
being, it will stay open to the...

407
00:24:23,199 --> 00:24:24,299
Whoa!

408
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,533
Whoa! That's a lot
of public.

409
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,900
I'm very good.
Yeah. A little too good.

410
00:24:42,099 --> 00:24:43,867
What did we just do?

411
00:24:57,733 --> 00:25:00,399
A weeping statue
of St. Nick is on YouTube.

412
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,066
Good, this church will
never shut down.

413
00:25:02,132 --> 00:25:03,900
<font color="
so many people here.

414
00:25:03,967 --> 00:25:06,199
I mean, what if
they find out it's a...

415
00:25:06,266 --> 00:25:07,399
Fake?

416
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:11,600
Hellfire, damnation,
etcetera. You know what?

417
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:15,099
I'm going to step over here so when
the good Lord goes down on all y'all,

418
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,399
I don't get hit
by the lightning.

419
00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:18,233
Wasn't Zeus the one
with the lightning?

420
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:20,600
<font color="
this is still a big win.

421
00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:23,566
Sophie, find out where Grant
is and make sure that he's...

422
00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:24,666
What did you do?

423
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:26,933
What do you mean?

424
00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:32,867
What? You don't
believe in miracles?

425
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,533
The word "miracle" does not appear
anywhere in the Old or New Testaments.

426
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,099
What about the wedding at
Canaan, huh? What about Lazarus?</font>

427
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,867
Please tell me you had
nothing to do with this.

428
00:25:39,933 --> 00:25:42,533
I had nothing
to do with this.

429
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:48,700
Nate, you're lying to me,
right to my face, in church.

430
00:25:48,766 --> 00:25:50,366
There's a fake miracle
in my church.

431
00:25:53,399 --> 00:25:56,299
You know, there's a reason
you didn't become a priest.

432
00:25:56,366 --> 00:25:58,199
I do what I can.

433
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:02,166
<font color="
what's going on and we'll try to fix it.

434
00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:03,900
Paul, listen to me.

435
00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:06,733
For your own good, I can't
tell you what's going on here.

436
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,733
But I can tell you that I...
That I got it covered.

437
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,066
They're in spin mode.
It's a mess.

438
00:26:19,132 --> 00:26:23,333
I'm going to put a nail
in his coffin right now.

439
00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:27,233
<font color="
that son of a bitch crawling out.

440
00:26:34,132 --> 00:26:39,500
So, St. Nicholas,
a miracle.

441
00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,132
Obviously we can't...

442
00:26:42,199 --> 00:26:43,032
Yeah, I know. I've been
up all night with this.

443
00:26:43,099 --> 00:26:45,366
I figured as much.

444
00:26:45,433 --> 00:26:47,032
I do have a spin on it.

445
00:26:47,099 --> 00:26:50,466
No, no, no. Forget it.
I've killed the American town.

446
00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:54,333
<font color="
real crisis of conscience.

447
00:26:54,399 --> 00:26:58,900
Excellent. Yeah, that's
good. We can work with that.

448
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:01,733
I looked into my heart,
I paced, I cried.

449
00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:06,099
But by dawn,
I had my answer.

450
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,266
Bibletopia!

451
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,500
It's a theme park?
Uh-uh.

452
00:27:15,566 --> 00:27:18,867
Lifestyle and recreation center.
Here, let me give you the tour.

453
00:27:18,933 --> 00:27:22,500
<font color="
at least the statue stays

454
00:27:22,566 --> 00:27:25,233
and maybe that one wall with the
stained glass, but the rest, gone.

455
00:27:25,299 --> 00:27:28,500
Now, flanking the statue,
two food courts.

456
00:27:28,566 --> 00:27:32,333
So, the original pews, they're
now outdoors for mealtime seating,

457
00:27:32,399 --> 00:27:33,833
holy contemplation,
whatever.

458
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,800
Shops aplenty on the
perimeter, but this,

459
00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:39,967
<font color="
an actual sea

460
00:27:40,032 --> 00:27:43,933
surrounding the park that
will part every 30 minutes.

461
00:27:43,999 --> 00:27:46,600
Huh? And then while people
are waiting to come in,

462
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:51,399
they can enjoy previews, food and
souvenirs at the Tears of St. Nick Cafe.

463
00:27:51,466 --> 00:27:54,700
Come to pray,
stay to shop.

464
00:27:54,766 --> 00:27:58,032
We also got this.
St. Nicholas bobble heads.

465
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,633
<font color="

466
00:28:06,066 --> 00:28:07,666
You're serious
about this?

467
00:28:09,566 --> 00:28:13,032
Hey, come on, Kristi, you and I
both know this is not a real miracle.

468
00:28:13,099 --> 00:28:16,066
A, because miracles don't exist, and
two, because this pain-in-the-ass priest

469
00:28:16,132 --> 00:28:17,900
will do anything
to keep his church open.

470
00:28:17,967 --> 00:28:20,132
But, hey,
I owe him a debt.

471
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:25,032
<font color="
Bibletopia without his divine intervention.

472
00:28:25,099 --> 00:28:28,666
This stupid priest, he's
going to make me millions.

473
00:28:33,032 --> 00:28:35,600
Bibletopia?
The man cannot be stopped.

474
00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:37,800
It's like everything we throw
at him just makes him stronger.

475
00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:41,500
Kind of admire him, though, I mean,
my nephew would like Bibletopia.

476
00:28:41,566 --> 00:28:44,800
<font color="
happens when you mess with God.

477
00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:48,032
He raises up your enemies with his right
hand, and then he smites you with his left.

478
00:28:48,099 --> 00:28:50,066
No, no, no, no.
We can use this.

479
00:28:50,132 --> 00:28:52,066
Just give me a second to...
I just need...

480
00:28:57,433 --> 00:28:59,233
Apostolic visitation.

481
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:01,433
Come again?

482
00:29:02,999 --> 00:29:04,633
It's the Vatican.

483
00:29:10,967 --> 00:29:13,366
<font color="

484
00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:17,299
Apostolic visitation, it's
like the Pope's, you know, CSI.

485
00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:18,833
They come,
they investigate a miracle.

486
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,967
They determine whether
it's real or a hoax.

487
00:29:21,032 --> 00:29:23,233
If they find out the truth they're
going to close this church down

488
00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:25,533
and blame Father Paul
for fraud.

489
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,333
I don't like this, Nate. No. I mean,
even Grant, okay, he was hooked.</font>

490
00:29:29,399 --> 00:29:31,999
Ordinarily we'd have him under control
by now. And we'll get around to him.

491
00:29:32,066 --> 00:29:34,333
We'll get around to him. We'll save
the church and we'll take out Grant.

492
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:38,800
You screwed up. You're going
to have to undo your own con.

493
00:29:45,066 --> 00:29:46,933
Gentlemen.

494
00:29:46,999 --> 00:29:50,233
Father, Father! Excuse... I'm
having just big spiritual crisis.

495
00:29:50,299 --> 00:29:52,867
<font color="
anybody. I need to talk to you right now.

496
00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:54,666
You're the only one
who can...

497
00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:56,533
Listen, I hope you weren't gonna do
what I know you were just about to do.

498
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,032
Tell the truth? You bet
I was. Nate, no more lies.

499
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:02,933
The Vatican's here. You and
I both know what that means.

500
00:30:02,999 --> 00:30:05,900
<font color="

501
00:30:05,967 --> 00:30:07,633
Does my getting
defrocked amuse you?

502
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:11,066
No. Listen. Listen. Just let
me explain this to you, okay?

503
00:30:11,132 --> 00:30:14,900
All right. Just...
This is... In here.

504
00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:18,233
Oh. There's always
a loophole with you.

505
00:30:18,299 --> 00:30:19,900
That's my side.

506
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:29,099
How do you do, Father? I was
wondering if I could introduce you...</font>

507
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,199
I get immunity, of course.

508
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:36,032
Nothing I say can be repeated to anyone,
nor is it admissible in a court of law.

509
00:30:36,099 --> 00:30:37,766
Start it right.

510
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:39,500
So, the statue...

511
00:30:40,233 --> 00:30:42,032
Bless me, Father...

512
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,867
Bless me, Father, for I
have sinned. It has been...

513
00:30:45,933 --> 00:30:50,766
Two years, three months, 15
days since my last confession.</font>

514
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,766
I was at the funeral.

515
00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:01,233
So, the statue,
we faked the miracle.

516
00:31:01,299 --> 00:31:02,800
I know.

517
00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,733
Now, I had no idea that it
would get as much attention as...

518
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,032
And Grant,
that he would turn around

519
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,266
and he would try
to profit from it.

520
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:15,999
I have committed a string of
selfish and hurtful acts, Father.</font>

521
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:19,900
Wrong acts,
right reasons.

522
00:31:19,967 --> 00:31:23,132
Oh, the ends justify the means.
Is that it, Nate? Is that it?

523
00:31:23,199 --> 00:31:26,533
The details. God looks at how
we do a thing and he judges.

524
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,333
Hey, I'm out here
helping people, I mean...

525
00:31:28,399 --> 00:31:30,032
Are you? Or are you
trying to kill yourself,

526
00:31:30,099 --> 00:31:33,166
maybe take a couple
of bad guys down with you?</font>

527
00:31:35,933 --> 00:31:38,733
I am trying to save
your damn church.

528
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,666
Save my church.

529
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:43,766
You faked a miracle. My
parishioners, my flock, my church,

530
00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,867
they believed
in that miracle.

531
00:31:45,933 --> 00:31:49,166
And now you are ripping out that
faith and replacing it with a lie.

532
00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:52,066
Maybe I'm not here to
save this church, Nate.

533
00:31:52,132 --> 00:31:55,066
<font color="
this church to save you.

534
00:32:03,032 --> 00:32:04,766
Go and sin no more.

535
00:32:19,066 --> 00:32:20,533
Excuse me.

536
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:28,600
Andy, there's a bit of trouble,
nothing alarming, it's just...

537
00:32:30,266 --> 00:32:31,833
The Vatican's here.

538
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,900
I know. Isn't it great? Great?

539
00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:37,700
If they think it's real, we
go forward with Bibletopia.

540
00:32:37,766 --> 00:32:42,867
<font color="
good press for closing this fraud parish.

541
00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:46,566
You see, when people say
controversy, I hear attention.

542
00:32:49,099 --> 00:32:52,099
Andy, you are shameless.

543
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:56,533
Oh, God,
you get me so well.

544
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,399
Hey, come on, get me a
picture with these guys.

545
00:33:01,032 --> 00:33:03,333
Padre, how are you? Nice
to meet you. Andrew Grant.

546
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:04,766
<font color="
to have you here.

547
00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:07,099
This is my church, hopefully it
will be my church someday soon.

548
00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:09,700
It's good to have you here.
Was your flight over okay?

549
00:33:09,766 --> 00:33:11,299
Oh, it's monsignor.
I'm sorry.

550
00:33:11,366 --> 00:33:13,199
I don't know the proper
titles for these things.

551
00:33:13,266 --> 00:33:16,466
Hey, look. Would you mind if I
take a photograph with you guys?

552
00:33:16,533 --> 00:33:19,933
<font color="
wall of fame that I have at my office.

553
00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:22,466
I'm going to confession.

554
00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:25,999
Okay, say... What do we call it? Rosary.

555
00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:27,900
There it is.
That's what it is.

556
00:33:27,967 --> 00:33:29,566
Right behind you.

557
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:30,766
That's great.

558
00:33:45,132 --> 00:33:48,266
Soon as that van full of Vatican CSI
equipment gets here we're screwed.

559
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,666
<font color="
but you guys wouldn't let me talk

560
00:33:50,733 --> 00:33:52,533
while we were all
in that closet.

561
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,266
If we leave it here they're going to
find out the statue isn't really crying

562
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,733
and blame Father Paul
for fraud.

563
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:02,566
Sophie, if we steal the statue he's going
to get blamed for covering up a fraud.

564
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,433
This ain't funny.

565
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,967
<font color="
or a pH stick over that statue

566
00:34:11,032 --> 00:34:12,666
they're going see
those aren't real tears.

567
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:16,366
You're right.
It's only a matter of time.

568
00:34:16,433 --> 00:34:18,633
You know, Father Paul, he
can't help but tell the truth

569
00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:20,566
and he's going
to flip on us.

570
00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,433
I hope this is the part
where you suggest prayer.

571
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:26,833
<font color="
Nicholas is not going to be stolen.

572
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:31,766
It's going to miraculously disappear
in the middle of tomorrow's mass.

573
00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:32,833
I'm sorry?

574
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,833
In front of the priests,

575
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,099
the Vatican,
the entire congregation.

576
00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,933
Have you learned
nothing, Nate?

577
00:34:39,999 --> 00:34:41,800
How much does
the statue weigh?

578
00:34:41,867 --> 00:34:43,166
<font color="

579
00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:44,399
Good.

580
00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,933
I am so sorry, Nana.

581
00:34:50,733 --> 00:34:51,967
The Lord be with you.

582
00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:53,566
Also with you.

583
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:56,266
A reading from the Gospel
according to Luke.

584
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,233
Glory to you,
oh, Lord.

585
00:34:58,299 --> 00:35:02,466
A man had a fig tree in his
vineyard, but it did not bear fruit,

586
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,566
<font color="
who took care of the vineyard,

587
00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:07,533
"For three years, I've been
looking for fruit on this tree,

588
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,600
"and for three years
I've found nothing.

589
00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:13,399
"It's a waste of my land.
Cut it down. "

590
00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:17,666
"Sir," the worker replied,
"leave it alone for one more year.

591
00:35:17,733 --> 00:35:20,533
"Let me dig around it
and fertilize it.

592
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,066
<font color="
all is well.

593
00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:26,633
"If not,
then cut it down. "

594
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,266
The gospel of the Lord.
Praise the Lord...

595
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:35,666
Repent or perish!

596
00:35:38,733 --> 00:35:41,600
That's Luke 13.

597
00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:46,466
Tough to swallow, huh? But like all
parables, this one's open to interpretation.

598
00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:51,266
Was the worker just
being lazy, stalling?

599
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:55,867
<font color="
next year, manana.</i>

600
00:35:57,466 --> 00:36:02,132
Or did the worker
have a secret?

601
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:07,132
A secret that only our
faith sustains us over time.

602
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,933
The owner doesn't have
his hands in the soil.

603
00:36:12,999 --> 00:36:18,833
Only the worker is there every
day in the dirt with the tree.

604
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:23,666
He has faith in his skill and faith
that God will support that skill,

605
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:27,433
<font color="
the tree will bear fruit.

606
00:36:29,433 --> 00:36:32,099
He doesn't look
for the easy way out.

607
00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:35,999
He doesn't say, "Oh, why
would the Lord do this to me?

608
00:36:36,066 --> 00:36:41,800
"If only he would give me a sign.
If only he'd give us a miracle. "

609
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,967
But the worker doesn't
ask for a miracle.

610
00:36:48,032 --> 00:36:51,433
He has faith in himself,
and faith in God,

611
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,733
<font color="

612
00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:00,199
Let us proclaim
our faith.

613
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:06,199
We believe in one God,
the Father, the Almighty,

614
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,933
the maker of heaven
and earth,

615
00:37:07,999 --> 00:37:10,233
of all that is
seen and unseen.

616
00:37:10,299 --> 00:37:12,800
We believe in one Lord,
Jesus Christ,

617
00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:15,066
the only son of God,

618
00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:17,032
eternally begotten
of the Father,</font>

619
00:37:17,099 --> 00:37:21,166
God from God, Light from
Light, true God from true God,

620
00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:24,333
begotten, not made,
one in Being with the Father.

621
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,933
All right. Let's do it.

622
00:37:37,099 --> 00:37:38,233
Whoa!

623
00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:42,967
For us men,
for our salvation.

624
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:53,199
I saw what happened.
An angel took it away.

625
00:38:01,266 --> 00:38:04,333
Calm down, people.
That's not what's happening.

626
00:38:08,099 --> 00:38:09,766
<font color="
going on here.

627
00:38:16,933 --> 00:38:21,099
There is no miracle.
Somebody stole the statue,

628
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,399
and I know who it is.

629
00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,266
Andrew Grant.

630
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,867
Hey, that's the guy that bought
the church. That's not my van.

631
00:38:31,933 --> 00:38:36,032
What kind of monster fakes a
miracle for a profit? You sicken me.

632
00:38:36,099 --> 00:38:38,833
Thief! That priest is desperate.

633
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:43,566
<font color="
the registration papers to frame me.

634
00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:45,199
We don't believe you.

635
00:38:45,266 --> 00:38:46,999
Look, look, look.
Right here. See?

636
00:38:47,066 --> 00:38:49,600
My assistant, he was
with me the whole time.

637
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:51,999
Okay, now, look.
We bought this property.

638
00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:54,733
We're going to fix up
the neighborhood, right?

639
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,867
No.

640
00:38:56,933 --> 00:38:57,967
<font color="

641
00:38:58,032 --> 00:38:59,933
No!

642
00:38:59,999 --> 00:39:03,900
He got the land under this church the same
way he got the rest of the neighborhood,

643
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:09,666
the same way he gets all of his properties,
by bribery, intimidation and violence.

644
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:16,633
Andrew Grant sent a bunch of
thugs to beat up Father Paul.

645
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:20,533
If I go to the police with what
I have I could put him in jail.

646
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:24,032
<font color="

647
00:39:24,099 --> 00:39:27,999
Father, what can I do
to make things right?

648
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,733
You have to do
the right thing.

649
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,466
You're gonna have to
think very hard about this.

650
00:39:42,533 --> 00:39:46,666
We're going to have a very long
discussion. Okay. Great, good.

651
00:39:46,733 --> 00:39:48,466
Cops got here fast.

652
00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:53,166
It's almost as if an investigative
journalist called them with a tip off.</font>

653
00:39:53,233 --> 00:39:56,333
Kristi, save me, huh?
You can spin this, right?

654
00:39:56,399 --> 00:40:01,233
Instead of felony, maybe
soften it to controversy.

655
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:05,900
You know, when you say controversy,
I always hear attention.

656
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,999
Are you
even British?

657
00:40:16,099 --> 00:40:18,833
I gotta tell her something.
I gotta talk to her.

658
00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:29,099
You used me.

659
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:32,032
<font color="
you used me, too.

660
00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,867
Broke the seal
of the confessional,

661
00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:36,967
told everyone
the statue was a fake.

662
00:40:37,032 --> 00:40:39,299
To save the faith
of my parish.

663
00:40:40,967 --> 00:40:43,633
Wrong act,
right reasons.

664
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:46,066
End justify the means,
Father?

665
00:40:47,299 --> 00:40:49,466
I'll count myself blessed
and take my miracle.

666
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:52,333
Ah, but there was
no miracle.</font>

667
00:40:52,399 --> 00:40:56,266
Nate, five thieves
saved my church.

668
00:41:00,032 --> 00:41:02,333
It was good to
see you, Paul.

669
00:41:02,399 --> 00:41:05,066
You better plan on
being there next Sunday.

670
00:41:05,132 --> 00:41:07,867
I've got a great sermon
on making amends.

671
00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:13,199
We'll see.

672
00:41:13,266 --> 00:41:16,500
You'll be back.
I have faith in you.

673
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,933
Look at that,
we saved the church.

674
00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:18,066
<font color="
you St. Nicholas was Santa Claus.

675
00:42:18,132 --> 00:42:19,867
He's not, Parker.

676
00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:21,833
Who is he then?

677
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,399
St. Nicholas?

678
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:29,132
Is the patron saint
of thieves.