1 00:00:16,568 --> 00:00:19,295 - Hey, hey, you stoned motherfuckers. 2 00:00:19,295 --> 00:00:22,091 It's your favorite evil bong, Ebee. 3 00:00:22,091 --> 00:00:24,231 Lemme show you what happened last time. 4 00:00:25,715 --> 00:00:27,648 - I'm the new owner, Lucy Furr. 5 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:29,408 All new look, all new merch. 6 00:00:31,272 --> 00:00:33,723 - Why are you way hotter than you were before? 7 00:00:33,723 --> 00:00:35,518 - I was never not hot! 8 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:43,733 - Whoa, dude. 9 00:00:47,771 --> 00:00:50,188 - I'm back, motherfucker! 10 00:00:50,188 --> 00:00:52,121 I was stuck in Sexy Hell, 11 00:00:53,294 --> 00:00:55,676 no thanks to that walking boner, Rabbit. 12 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:58,713 - I just thought I'd drop by and see how it's going. 13 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:00,819 Big day, first day and all. 14 00:01:00,819 --> 00:01:03,960 - I need strong backs and weak minds 15 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,824 to help me enslave the world. 16 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,722 - And you can help me sacrifice more people 17 00:01:07,722 --> 00:01:10,139 so I can open a portal to Sexy Hell? 18 00:01:10,139 --> 00:01:11,174 I wanna see Satan! 19 00:01:11,174 --> 00:01:12,727 I'm like his number one fan. 20 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:14,212 - It's called Sexy Hell, 21 00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:16,283 but you don't want no part of that shit. 22 00:01:19,803 --> 00:01:20,632 - Sarah? 23 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:21,840 - You know these people? 24 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:27,432 - Hi ya, dicks. You're all lookin' a little pastry. 25 00:01:27,432 --> 00:01:29,227 What, are you not happy to see me? 26 00:01:29,227 --> 00:01:31,125 - The Ginger Little Dick Man! 27 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,747 How the hell did you get here? 28 00:01:32,747 --> 00:01:34,232 - I whacked a demon in Sexy Hell 29 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:36,061 and jumped through a flaming pussy. 30 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,959 - Did you say, "Sexy Hell"? 31 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,961 - Sexy Hell, and that's where I'm going, 32 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:42,102 even if I have to whack all of you to do it. 33 00:01:49,212 --> 00:01:50,075 - You're coming with me! 34 00:01:50,075 --> 00:01:52,008 - No! Hey! Huh? Oh! Ah! 35 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:54,562 Hey! Hey! I'm not goin' back to that shithole! 36 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,154 - Who are you? 37 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:04,848 - I am Beelzebud, High Priest of Sexy Hell. 38 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:08,714 - I'm your greatest disciple. 39 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:10,440 I kneel humbly before you. 40 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:12,822 - Ebee is a conduit to the world above. 41 00:02:12,822 --> 00:02:15,514 She can open a permanent portal. 42 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:18,724 - It'd be Sexy Hell on Earth! 43 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:19,725 Let's do it! 44 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:24,074 - The girls are gone. 45 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,524 - We need to work together! 46 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:27,008 To fight a monster, 47 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:30,150 one must create a monster. 48 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,289 - Oh! 49 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:31,979 - Flour! 50 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:33,291 - Brown sugar! 51 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,776 - For the final ingredient! 52 00:02:35,776 --> 00:02:37,260 Ginger weed. 53 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:41,920 - It's alive! 54 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:45,544 - Who the fuck are you? 55 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:47,753 - Your worst nightmare: 56 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:49,755 I'm Gingerweed Man. 57 00:02:49,755 --> 00:02:50,722 - Luann is mine. 58 00:02:51,688 --> 00:02:54,760 - You, sir, must be weedinated. 59 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,486 - Oof! Oh sweetie, What are you doing there? 60 00:02:56,486 --> 00:02:57,970 Oh, whoa! Oh shit! 61 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,288 - See what happens with teamwork? 62 00:03:05,288 --> 00:03:07,117 - You losers will be working for me! 63 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:13,227 - Wait 'til I get my revenge. 64 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,091 It's gonna be so bad. 65 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:15,919 And sexy! 66 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:42,652 - Wait, you've done all this before? 67 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:46,069 - Young lady, Rabbit has done it all. 68 00:05:46,069 --> 00:05:47,933 All! 69 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:49,970 - I'd like to propose a toast. 70 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,006 - To father. 71 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:52,835 - Aw. 72 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,494 - Thanks, uh, son? 73 00:06:00,498 --> 00:06:02,016 - That's it. 74 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:05,503 - You really saved our hashes, Weedy. 75 00:06:05,503 --> 00:06:06,745 You are a boopified hero! 76 00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:15,789 - The fuck is that? 77 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:21,898 - Not again! 78 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:26,834 - Boop boop. 79 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,630 - I knew that crazy bitch wasn't finished being a bitch. 80 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:32,081 - Now what? 81 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:33,634 - Lucy Furr, she--she's trying to reopen the portal 82 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:34,911 but she isn't strong enough. 83 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:35,912 But who knows how long it'll take 84 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:37,155 for her to regain her powers? 85 00:06:37,155 --> 00:06:39,364 - Hey, ain't ya gonna do something, Weedy? 86 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,539 Like save us or something? 87 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:42,402 - I got it! 88 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:45,577 I got it. 89 00:06:46,889 --> 00:06:47,890 - What? 90 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:49,926 - It. Give me a phone! 91 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:51,894 - Here. 92 00:06:56,105 --> 00:06:56,933 - There. 93 00:06:56,933 --> 00:06:57,796 - There what? 94 00:06:57,796 --> 00:06:59,177 - There. 95 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,005 - There what? 96 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:12,570 - Ladies, your chariot awaits. 97 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:13,433 - Boop! 98 00:07:16,056 --> 00:07:17,782 - Oi, need a ride? 99 00:07:17,782 --> 00:07:19,680 - Took you long enough. 100 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,509 Everybody in! 101 00:07:20,509 --> 00:07:21,889 C'mon, inside! Inside! 102 00:07:21,889 --> 00:07:23,132 - Boop. 103 00:07:30,277 --> 00:07:31,105 Oh, Vapocup! 104 00:07:32,521 --> 00:07:33,901 - Pray tell, what easterly winds 105 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:36,248 doth blow the leaves on the bough? 106 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,111 - Say again? 107 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:38,596 - Where are we going? 108 00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:40,321 - Where would you go hide 109 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:44,740 from a over-sexed skank and a demonic overlord? 110 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:47,018 - Prophets foretell of the Valley? 111 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:49,296 - No, the other place. 112 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:50,711 - We're going to Branson? 113 00:07:50,711 --> 00:07:52,575 Oh my god, I've always wanted to see dead celebrities 114 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:53,887 propped up on the stage. 115 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:55,682 - No, the other place. 116 00:07:56,855 --> 00:07:57,891 We're going to Vegas! 117 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,550 - Vegas, motherfuckers. 118 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:03,828 - I've never heard of this 119 00:08:03,828 --> 00:08:04,622 ride-share service before. 120 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:05,726 What is it? 121 00:08:05,726 --> 00:08:07,072 - Splyft. 122 00:08:07,072 --> 00:08:09,178 - Splyft? Why is it called that? 123 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:11,663 - Show her, driver! 124 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:18,290 - Roger Dodger. 125 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,164 - Road weed! 126 00:08:30,164 --> 00:08:31,165 - Holy shit. 127 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:36,239 - Tonight, we take the high road. 128 00:09:01,782 --> 00:09:03,439 - Cut that shit right out. 129 00:09:59,012 --> 00:10:02,049 - Man, what them dicks did was fucked up. 130 00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:04,914 - I know. The nerve. 131 00:10:04,914 --> 00:10:06,951 - I've been so bummed, man, I ain't even 132 00:10:06,951 --> 00:10:10,057 felt like havin' a orgy or nuttin'. 133 00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:13,302 Sexy Hell's, like, not as sexy right now. 134 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,131 - There has to be a way to go back through the portal 135 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:17,789 and get our revenge on those fuckers. 136 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:22,552 - I dunno man, what's the point? 137 00:10:22,552 --> 00:10:23,761 We tried. 138 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:26,315 - The point is, I have unfinished business 139 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:30,077 with those losers, and I'm going to finish it. 140 00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:31,320 - Yeah, yeah. 141 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,150 There's no hell like an evil bitch scorned. 142 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:37,153 Except Sexy Hell, which, if I'm bein' honest, 143 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,845 kinda sucks right now. 144 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:40,294 No, fuck this. 145 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,712 You just stand there and be whack. 146 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,405 Imma go get my sexy back. 147 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:51,961 - I'll show you whack. 148 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:54,515 Whack right across the back of that head of yours. 149 00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:56,586 - Hey, that sounds kind of sexy. 150 00:10:57,518 --> 00:11:00,383 After all, this is-- 151 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:03,352 - Sexy Hell. I know! 152 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:04,940 - Fuck yeah! Ooh. 153 00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:15,191 - They haven't heard the last of Lucy Furr. 154 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,936 - Oh, hell yeah, motherfuckers. 155 00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:37,558 Look at this shit. 156 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:41,114 Oh yeah, I'm a queen motherfuckin' bong. 157 00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:42,080 That's right. 158 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,358 It's even on the billboard. 159 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:47,430 Rabbit, wake the fuck up. 160 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,574 - Hey everybody, wake up! 161 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:54,541 We're here! 162 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,061 Vegas, baby! 163 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:00,961 - Whoa. 164 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:07,278 - Light-o light! 165 00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:08,417 Oh, look. 166 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:09,694 Oh look, Weedy? 167 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:14,078 Look! It's that! 168 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:15,804 - I wanna roll some dice. 169 00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:18,185 - I want to roll some joints. 170 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,428 - Now we talkin'. 171 00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:21,016 - Ancient ones foretell of great fortune 172 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:23,984 to be divined from a steady hand and the rolling of bones. 173 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,366 - What the fuck she say? 174 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,057 - We can make a shit ton of money here. 175 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:30,128 - Rabbit wanna grab it. 176 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,544 Rabbit wanna grab it all. 177 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:41,243 - Ain't nothin' about that bimbo that's "all right." 178 00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:43,072 - Hey, I got an idea. 179 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:45,247 - Aw shit, here we go. 180 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,696 - What's Vegas known for? 181 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:47,801 - Gambling. 182 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:48,664 - Nope. 183 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:49,561 - High-priced weed? 184 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:50,770 - Nope. 185 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,736 - Hookers? 186 00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,565 - What else is it known for? 187 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,394 - Prostitutes? 188 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:55,498 - No. 189 00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:56,776 - Escorts? 190 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,122 - That's enough, son. 191 00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,606 - He's right though. 192 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:01,850 Not that I have any experience as a 17-year-old runaway 193 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:03,644 who would do anything to make a buck. 194 00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:04,784 - TMI. 195 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,855 You're not so mysterious anymore, skank. 196 00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:11,929 - I still don't know what's a Vegas. 197 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:13,344 - Shows! 198 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:16,899 Let's go see a show! 199 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:20,558 Hey driver, take us to the best show in town. 200 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:24,355 - Heeey! 201 00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:26,944 - Fuck you. 202 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,040 - Here we go, gov. 203 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,490 - Are you sure this is the best show in town? 204 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,251 - She would know. 205 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,218 - It's the only show I know of. 206 00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:01,495 - What's a "fuppet"? 207 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,187 - Fucking puppets. 208 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,015 - Oh. 209 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,327 - They're puppets. 210 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:06,155 - Yeah. 211 00:14:06,155 --> 00:14:06,984 - That fuck. 212 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,951 - Intwesting. 213 00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:12,713 - I wouldn't mind seeing some mad puppets fucking. 214 00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:17,511 - We'd better get inside before the show starts. 215 00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:19,859 - Yes, my boy, ever punctual. 216 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:45,332 - Welcome to Versnatchy's, perverts! 217 00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:50,751 Have you been naughty? 218 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,513 I hope so! 219 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:57,344 Because I have something very special 220 00:14:57,344 --> 00:15:00,106 for you dirty devils tonight. 221 00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:02,660 Do you want it? 222 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,488 - Yes! Yeah! 223 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:04,317 - Do you want it? 224 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:05,145 - Yes! 225 00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:06,215 - Do you want it? 226 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:09,046 I want it! 227 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:13,740 Get ready for some blue suede goo. 228 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:18,089 All the way from Memphis, Tennessee, 229 00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:23,336 the hunk of burnin' love himself. 230 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:24,164 Do you want it? 231 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:24,993 - Yes! 232 00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:25,925 - Do you want it? 233 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:27,616 Do you want it? 234 00:15:27,616 --> 00:15:28,789 - I want it! 235 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,584 - You want it! I want it! 236 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:35,589 Let's hear it for--throw your panties on the stage for: 237 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,315 Pelvis! 238 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,411 - He's so big! 239 00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,103 - He's huge! 240 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,260 - Fuck me! 241 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,261 - That's crazy! 242 00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:20,400 - What the fuck? 243 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,367 - That was something. 244 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,680 - I know, right? 245 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,061 - As a purveyor of fine theater, 246 00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:04,444 I found it infinitely engrossing. 247 00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:07,620 - The emphasis on "perv" and "gross." 248 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,208 - Next time you have a suggestion, 249 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,865 make sure you shove it up your fuckin' ass. 250 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,108 - Where to next? 251 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:14,730 - Let's call it a night. 252 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:19,597 Driver, take us to the finest budget shithole. 253 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,170 - Here we are. 254 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,899 - It's beautiful. 255 00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:48,730 - Damn, that's some high-end shit right there. 256 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:52,423 - That's a honey of a booboo. 257 00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:54,667 - There must be some mistake. 258 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,427 - Oh no, no mistake. 259 00:20:58,947 --> 00:21:02,399 - Are you sure this place is, shall I say, 260 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:03,883 cheap as fuck? 261 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:07,024 - Oh yeah, it's the cheapest in town. 262 00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:08,508 - This place is? 263 00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,234 I don't see how. 264 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,373 - Oh, you will. 265 00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:19,001 - Boop! 266 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,589 - It's haunted. 267 00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:21,487 - Yikes. 268 00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:22,626 - How haunted? 269 00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:25,629 - Cheap-as-fuck haunted. 270 00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:27,493 - Oh. 271 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,703 Well, we're here. 272 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,258 What is this place? 273 00:21:34,258 --> 00:21:35,570 Look at this. 274 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,192 I mean, what the... 275 00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,956 - Hark, weary travelers. 276 00:21:42,956 --> 00:21:47,616 The light has crept in, and darkness is vanquished. 277 00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:49,066 There's nothing to fear here. 278 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,481 - Oh, I thank boop for that. 279 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,553 Wait, what did you say? 280 00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:56,798 - I take that back, We're fucked. 281 00:21:56,798 --> 00:21:59,214 - Have no fear, Rabbit is here. 282 00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:01,803 And Rabbit wanna get laid. 283 00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:02,873 - Gross! Get off me. 284 00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:04,495 - It's worth a try. 285 00:22:06,048 --> 00:22:07,636 Doesn't seem to be anybody here. 286 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,365 - Found the bell, fuckin' genius. 287 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,471 - Oh, that's worth a try. 288 00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:27,794 - Boop. 289 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:37,425 - Easy with the bell-a, fella. 290 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,290 - Yeah, man. 291 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,569 Ding don't. 292 00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:47,262 - It's you guys. 293 00:22:47,262 --> 00:22:48,539 - Yeah. 294 00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:53,510 Well, it's like, more like, "It's you ghosts." 295 00:22:57,203 --> 00:23:01,725 - Yeah, man, we totally, like, died last time. 296 00:23:05,729 --> 00:23:08,283 - We're the ghosts with the most. 297 00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:09,905 - Most weed. 298 00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:15,704 - But what happened? 299 00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:18,880 You look, uh, different. 300 00:23:21,814 --> 00:23:26,819 - The big sleep will do that to you, man. 301 00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:31,893 - Yeah, so will estrogen pills. 302 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,032 - Shut up. 303 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:37,554 You, like, totally promised. 304 00:23:37,554 --> 00:23:39,038 - Check out his dude titties. 305 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,216 - What the fuck is this shit? 306 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:49,945 - Boys--girl--can't we all get along 307 00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:52,431 and put our differences aside? 308 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,399 - Did someone say, "Let's get a bowl?" 309 00:23:57,056 --> 00:24:01,785 - So what are you fellas-- you doing here? 310 00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:07,031 - Dude, we like, own the place. 311 00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:09,309 - Backup. You own this place? 312 00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:13,072 - We, like, own the place. 313 00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:16,558 You? 314 00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:19,216 Bitch, do you got a hearing pro-- 315 00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:21,977 I'm so sorry. 316 00:24:21,977 --> 00:24:23,565 I don't know what came over me. 317 00:24:24,911 --> 00:24:27,638 - He's just like hormonal and shit. 318 00:24:27,638 --> 00:24:29,709 He's not usually like-- 319 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,471 - No, how could you? 320 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:36,751 - Anyways, as I was, like, saying. 321 00:24:41,687 --> 00:24:44,655 Hm, what was I saying? 322 00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:47,071 - You own this beautiful place? 323 00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:49,557 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 324 00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:53,215 Our families are, like, stupid rich. 325 00:24:53,215 --> 00:24:56,184 - Like really stupid. 326 00:24:59,152 --> 00:25:01,638 - They disowned us 'cause we're, like... 327 00:25:02,673 --> 00:25:06,470 - Total fuck-ups. 328 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,127 - Totally. 329 00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:09,024 - Yeah. - Yeah. 330 00:25:10,336 --> 00:25:14,651 - Anyways, one day our families got together 331 00:25:14,651 --> 00:25:17,930 and they tried to throw this intervention for us. 332 00:25:19,863 --> 00:25:20,898 - And what happened? 333 00:25:20,898 --> 00:25:23,176 - I don't know, we didn't go. 334 00:25:24,212 --> 00:25:25,316 We were too high. 335 00:25:27,802 --> 00:25:28,872 But anyways. 336 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,220 - They all died and shit, man. 337 00:25:34,671 --> 00:25:36,189 - All of them? 338 00:25:36,189 --> 00:25:37,777 - At the same time? 339 00:25:41,747 --> 00:25:42,575 - Everybody but us, and so now, we own this haunted shit. 340 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,128 - Fuck yeah. 341 00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:48,443 - Yeah, like since that Lucy chick, you know 342 00:25:51,273 --> 00:25:55,139 harshed our mellows eternally. 343 00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:55,968 - We died. 344 00:25:56,831 --> 00:25:57,659 - Boop. 345 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:00,075 - Well, I died. 346 00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:02,422 You went tits up. 347 00:26:02,422 --> 00:26:03,527 - Bitch. 348 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,945 - Yeah. 349 00:26:09,188 --> 00:26:12,467 - Anyways, so, like, do you need a room 350 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:14,296 or some shit or what? 351 00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:19,992 - Yes, give us your most hidey room available. 352 00:26:19,992 --> 00:26:21,718 - Assassin? 353 00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:22,684 - No. 354 00:26:22,684 --> 00:26:23,961 - Castle freak? 355 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:24,824 - Uh uh. 356 00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:31,141 - Bogus Bitch and Devil Douchest from Sexy Hell? 357 00:26:32,418 --> 00:26:33,661 - Bingo. 358 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:38,873 - Say no more, you bald bore. 359 00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:41,910 We will hook you up, my dude. 360 00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:44,188 - It's appreciated. 361 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:47,260 - Just follow this guy--girl-- 362 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:50,643 Just, he's gonna take you to your rooms. 363 00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:55,096 - You guys have any baggage? 364 00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:56,615 - Just Weedy here. 365 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,857 - And her. 366 00:26:57,857 --> 00:27:00,377 - Keep your bitch hands off my ass. 367 00:27:00,377 --> 00:27:01,585 I'll find my own way. 368 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:12,838 - Yeah. 369 00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:24,643 - Come on, dude, it's down here. 370 00:27:35,895 --> 00:27:37,207 My bad, wrong room. 371 00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:48,701 I was just fucking with you. 372 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:51,808 - Laughter at others' expense doth bring laughter in kind. 373 00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:53,326 - Like, what? 374 00:27:53,326 --> 00:27:54,811 - Stop F-ing with us. We're tired. 375 00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:58,055 - Now here we are, the most hidey-est room available. 376 00:28:00,161 --> 00:28:00,920 - Dibs. 377 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:05,580 - What about our rooms? 378 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:08,548 - Oh, you can just choose one. 379 00:28:08,548 --> 00:28:12,173 They're, like, all empty 'cause 380 00:28:12,173 --> 00:28:14,693 this place is fuckin' haunted. 381 00:28:20,077 --> 00:28:20,906 - Boop? 382 00:28:29,569 --> 00:28:31,606 - Oh, tip? 383 00:28:31,606 --> 00:28:32,780 - My good man. 384 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,615 - Aw, fuck, man. 385 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,757 - Works on the dead every time. 386 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:58,012 - Oh, this is so boring. 387 00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:05,744 I need to find the bar. 388 00:29:14,822 --> 00:29:17,445 - Mm-Hm, now this is what I call class, motherfucker. 389 00:29:17,445 --> 00:29:21,276 - Holy wow, this is something else. 390 00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:25,625 - Oh Weedy, look! 391 00:29:28,076 --> 00:29:30,285 It's so romantical. 392 00:29:32,909 --> 00:29:34,393 - I'll say, my dear. 393 00:29:34,393 --> 00:29:36,291 But we'd better befoul it. 394 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,190 - Oh, you are so sweet! 395 00:29:39,536 --> 00:29:43,057 You think I look boop-iful? 396 00:29:44,058 --> 00:29:45,576 - If you say so. 397 00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:48,717 - Oh Weedy, I've had the hots for you 398 00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:51,410 the first time I saw you. 399 00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:55,172 From your little nosey to your little toesie-woesies 400 00:29:56,829 --> 00:30:00,108 to every little 401 00:30:00,108 --> 00:30:05,113 part of you and your heart that's full of weed. 402 00:30:06,045 --> 00:30:09,117 You are quite the looker. 403 00:30:10,532 --> 00:30:11,395 - Aw, shucks. 404 00:30:12,465 --> 00:30:14,398 I was just made this way. 405 00:30:17,539 --> 00:30:22,544 Well, I have never been with a man before. 406 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:30,829 Just say the word, and you can be my first. 407 00:30:39,561 --> 00:30:42,495 - Oh, shut up and jump my bones! 408 00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:44,877 - Oh yeah! 409 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,742 I never thought you'd say yes. 410 00:30:47,742 --> 00:30:50,503 Woo! Oh yeah! 411 00:30:54,507 --> 00:30:58,339 I've never been in a room with a bouncy house before. 412 00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:00,893 Oh yeah! This is so hot! 413 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,930 Oh, I'm toasty down here. 414 00:31:09,522 --> 00:31:11,870 - God damn, this some crazy shit. 415 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,493 Sick motherfuckers makin' this kinda shit. 416 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:20,637 - Oh, I've seen this one. 417 00:31:20,637 --> 00:31:22,087 It's really good. 418 00:31:22,087 --> 00:31:23,433 - As I was saying. 419 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:24,917 - What's that? 420 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,299 - Oh, you ain't foolin' my ass with that New Agey, 421 00:31:27,299 --> 00:31:30,060 mumbo jumbo bullshit you be spewin' all the time. 422 00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:32,304 - I'm not spewing. 423 00:31:32,304 --> 00:31:34,720 - See, even you don't believe that shit. 424 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,721 I knew it. 425 00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:36,756 - It's a living. 426 00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:39,104 - Eating dong is a living, too. 427 00:31:39,104 --> 00:31:41,313 Bitch, what you hiding? 428 00:31:41,313 --> 00:31:44,040 You gots to let that hair down. 429 00:31:48,182 --> 00:31:49,977 Don't that feel better? 430 00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,495 - I guess. 431 00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:53,187 - And you a pretty little piece of chicken, too. 432 00:31:53,187 --> 00:31:57,053 Take it from Ebee, you need to let out that inner warrior. 433 00:31:57,053 --> 00:31:59,469 Stop hiding behind that fruity-tooty shit. 434 00:31:59,469 --> 00:32:00,746 - I'm not hiding anything. 435 00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:03,024 - Oh, I'd make you queen of the Bong World, 436 00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:05,475 but I'm still a scary motherfuckin' bitch, 437 00:32:05,475 --> 00:32:08,133 and I am, you better believe your ass, 438 00:32:08,133 --> 00:32:10,238 I'm just biding my time. 439 00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:12,931 - Misty, Queen of the Bong World. 440 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,587 - I'm scary as fuck. 441 00:32:14,587 --> 00:32:16,589 Take a hit off me and see for yourself. 442 00:32:16,589 --> 00:32:18,453 - Oh no, I don't do that anymore. 443 00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:20,041 Not since I did three years in Chino 444 00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:22,423 for wiping out that bingo parlor with my 10-speed. 445 00:32:22,423 --> 00:32:23,872 - You see? 446 00:32:23,872 --> 00:32:26,737 I knew there's a bad bitch deep down in there. 447 00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:28,567 C'mon, just take one little toke. 448 00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:29,809 - I really can't. 449 00:32:29,809 --> 00:32:31,708 - I'm not even at full strength, girl. 450 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:34,918 Just a little something to take that edge off. 451 00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:38,335 - I really could stand to relax for a little bit. 452 00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:40,027 No. No. I can't. 453 00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,270 - Smoke that motherfuckin' weed, you pussy ass! 454 00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:44,755 - I want everyone to know: This is peer pressure. 455 00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:48,759 - There you go. 456 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,140 Suck that nectar. 457 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:52,280 Release the beast inside. 458 00:32:55,352 --> 00:32:56,181 Feelin' better? 459 00:32:57,630 --> 00:32:58,631 - No, not really. 460 00:32:58,631 --> 00:32:59,736 - The fuck!? 461 00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:00,909 - High tolerance. 462 00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:04,085 - Oh damn, you really is a bad bitch. 463 00:33:04,085 --> 00:33:06,915 - Well, maybe it is time for a change. 464 00:33:10,954 --> 00:33:12,645 - Oh yeah! 465 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:19,307 Oh Weedy! Oh Weedy! Yes! 466 00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:22,172 Give me more! Give me more! 467 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:23,346 Oh yeah. 468 00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:24,692 Oh, I've never been so hot before. 469 00:33:24,692 --> 00:33:26,763 I wanna just do you. 470 00:33:26,763 --> 00:33:28,627 I wanna do you. 471 00:33:28,627 --> 00:33:30,008 Yes! 472 00:33:33,528 --> 00:33:35,806 - Aah. 473 00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:39,638 A little service here for a handsome customer. 474 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,024 - What do you need, bro? 475 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,129 - I'll have another one of those, please. 476 00:33:49,579 --> 00:33:51,305 - Can't serve you, dude. 477 00:33:51,305 --> 00:33:52,754 - I get this a lot, but I assure you 478 00:33:52,754 --> 00:33:56,862 I am over the drinking age. 479 00:33:58,174 --> 00:34:01,867 - Sorry, young buck, I can't serve you. 480 00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:03,869 - And why is that exactly? 481 00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:11,808 - Dude, I'm a ghost. 482 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,710 - You don't have to be so blunt about it. 483 00:34:29,619 --> 00:34:32,035 You're a goodder, I tell you. 484 00:34:33,278 --> 00:34:34,555 - Oh, it's the least I can do for you. 485 00:34:34,555 --> 00:34:36,419 - Damn fine, I tell you! 486 00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:40,561 Oh, that sardine buffet was top notch, I tell you. 487 00:34:41,803 --> 00:34:42,735 - Oh, only the best for you, sugar balls. 488 00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:47,119 - That is love, I tell you what! 489 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,673 - Show we saw? 490 00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:50,502 I tell you. 491 00:34:51,951 --> 00:34:55,748 - Pardon the intrusion, but what show did you see? 492 00:34:55,748 --> 00:34:59,338 - The skill, the wonder, the artistry. 493 00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:01,306 Unsurpassed, I tell you. 494 00:35:01,306 --> 00:35:05,413 - So you saw one of those weird French freak shows 495 00:35:05,413 --> 00:35:06,863 set to boy band music ? 496 00:35:08,313 --> 00:35:11,074 - Don't know what you tell, but we saw fuckin' puppets fuck. 497 00:35:11,074 --> 00:35:11,902 - Tell. 498 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,733 - I tell you what. - What? 499 00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,700 - I dun tell. - What? 500 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,219 - Told. Period. 501 00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:23,431 - So, what brings you to Vegas? 502 00:35:23,431 --> 00:35:26,020 - Tell you what, we needed to blow off some steam. 503 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:29,575 My old lady says, she says, "Joe, I tell you what." 504 00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:30,404 - Mm-Hm. 505 00:35:31,612 --> 00:35:32,440 - Uh huh. 506 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,372 - So! Here we be. 507 00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:34,856 - I told ya. - Mm-Hm. 508 00:35:34,856 --> 00:35:37,273 - As God as my witness, I heard it told. 509 00:35:37,273 --> 00:35:42,278 - Well, you seem to be doing pretty well for yourselves. 510 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:44,245 - Never better, and it's all thanks 511 00:35:45,488 --> 00:35:47,317 to this fine slab of lady. 512 00:35:47,317 --> 00:35:50,665 - Well, sometimes when life gives you shit, 513 00:35:50,665 --> 00:35:52,598 you make other shit. 514 00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:54,152 - Despite my better judgment, 515 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,740 she wanted to give Big Sloppy a breather, you know. 516 00:35:58,294 --> 00:36:01,055 And I'm all don't tell me what. 517 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:04,023 - I tell you, damn near fell off and slid across the floor. 518 00:36:04,023 --> 00:36:06,371 - So, we's workin' on our tans. 519 00:36:10,306 --> 00:36:12,584 - Then, I tell ya, she dips into the last 520 00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:15,138 of our beer money and skips out. 521 00:36:15,138 --> 00:36:18,935 Ho, I don't mind tellin' ya I was P.O.'d. 522 00:36:18,935 --> 00:36:21,731 - Damn near told her, what he did. 523 00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:22,939 - Yeah. 524 00:36:22,939 --> 00:36:25,321 Then, I tell you what, she come back 525 00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:27,737 and dumps an assload of cash on 526 00:36:27,737 --> 00:36:30,222 my pineapple-shaped swimmin' hole floaty. 527 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,879 - I didn't have no pockets. 528 00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:34,122 - It damned near drowned him, I tell ya! 529 00:36:34,122 --> 00:36:36,124 - I swim like a corpse, if I'm tellin'. 530 00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:37,574 - True tell. 531 00:36:37,574 --> 00:36:40,336 - And I tell her, "You tell me where you got this." 532 00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:41,785 'Cause, you know, she's supposed to be 533 00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:43,960 givin' her meat wagon some down time. 534 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,375 - I says! 535 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:49,931 "I got it from the one-armed bandit in the lobby." 536 00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:53,176 - Oh, I tell you, when I catch that one-armed summa bitch, 537 00:36:53,176 --> 00:36:55,213 there's gonna be hell to pay! 538 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,939 After I thank him for his donations. 539 00:36:57,939 --> 00:37:02,289 - He's always one step ahead of us, that dude, I tell ya! 540 00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:04,256 - I mean, messin' with my woman? 541 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:06,672 She's always just slippin' out, 542 00:37:06,672 --> 00:37:09,399 comin' back with more money--a hell of a lot more. 543 00:37:09,399 --> 00:37:13,990 That one-armed polecat sure spends a hell of a lot of cash, 544 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:15,785 and it's always in change. 545 00:37:15,785 --> 00:37:17,614 - I guess that one-armed bandit 546 00:37:17,614 --> 00:37:19,961 is better than a one-eyed one. 547 00:37:19,961 --> 00:37:21,377 - Yeah--hey, what? 548 00:37:21,377 --> 00:37:24,103 Well, I tell ya, if he was a real man, 549 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,382 he'd look me in the eye before laying pipe. 550 00:37:26,382 --> 00:37:28,625 - Oh I'd tell him to tell. 551 00:37:29,799 --> 00:37:31,732 - I tell ya, I'll catch him some day. 552 00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:32,629 Ain't that right--Ah! 553 00:37:32,629 --> 00:37:34,079 She done it again 554 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:37,738 Let's get that chicken hawk before he slips away. 555 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:40,430 - Right behind ya, I yell ya. - Tell. 556 00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:41,604 - Tell! - Tell! 557 00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:44,779 - Good hunting. 558 00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:52,615 - Was it as good for you as it was for me? 559 00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:55,480 - Oh, my green balls have turned 560 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,895 a frightening shade of blue. 561 00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:01,831 - Well, wait right there, Weedy, 562 00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:06,767 'cause I got more in store for you. 563 00:38:11,841 --> 00:38:14,084 - Oh, goody gumdrops. 564 00:38:15,534 --> 00:38:19,573 - But first, I'm gonna put on some comfy clothes. 565 00:38:19,573 --> 00:38:24,232 - Oh! I'm gonna get my comfies on. 566 00:38:26,649 --> 00:38:27,477 - Oh, fuck me. 567 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:52,502 - Do you wanna buy a girl a drink? 568 00:38:52,502 --> 00:38:53,917 - Naturally. 569 00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:06,102 - I'm Rhonda. Rhonda VU. 570 00:39:06,102 --> 00:39:07,621 - I feel like we've met before. 571 00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:10,693 - I hear that all the time. 572 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,834 And you are? 573 00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:15,007 - Rabbit. 574 00:39:15,007 --> 00:39:16,595 - Interesting. 575 00:39:16,595 --> 00:39:18,252 Now why do they call you that? 576 00:39:18,252 --> 00:39:23,084 - Well, mainly because it's my name, and partially 577 00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:28,089 because I'm cute, fuzzy, and like to drop around in holes. 578 00:39:33,923 --> 00:39:37,444 So, what brings you to these parts? 579 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,549 - I work here. 580 00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:42,863 - Am I gonna get you in trouble talking? 581 00:39:42,863 --> 00:39:44,002 Are you on break? 582 00:39:44,002 --> 00:39:46,487 - No, no, silly. 583 00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:51,492 I don't work here, I come here for work. 584 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,568 - Are you like one of those loser writers 585 00:39:58,568 --> 00:40:01,433 that hangs around coffee shops all day long? 586 00:40:02,296 --> 00:40:03,918 - Not really. 587 00:40:03,918 --> 00:40:07,025 I actually achieve my goals and at the end of the day 588 00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:08,578 have something to show for it. 589 00:40:08,578 --> 00:40:11,478 - So what is it you actually do? 590 00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:42,129 - You wanna get out of here? 591 00:40:42,129 --> 00:40:42,923 - You bet! 592 00:40:57,731 --> 00:40:58,525 Oh yes! 593 00:40:59,733 --> 00:41:01,597 - Oh, I'm going to dab you. 594 00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:03,150 You like that? 595 00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:05,670 - Uh huh. Get me high off that fucking dick. 596 00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:07,741 Oh god! Yes! 597 00:41:09,984 --> 00:41:11,917 - You coming? 598 00:41:11,917 --> 00:41:13,954 - You know, usually I fake it. 599 00:41:15,093 --> 00:41:16,853 That time I didn't have to. 600 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:22,134 - Who's your pappy, you blonde bombshell? 601 00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:23,308 - Oh, you are! 602 00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:30,626 - Ready or not, here I come. 603 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,123 - Holy boop! 604 00:41:48,057 --> 00:41:53,027 How could you play Bounce the House with this, this boopa. 605 00:41:54,891 --> 00:41:55,961 - I'm sorry love. 606 00:41:55,961 --> 00:41:57,584 It isn't what it looks like. 607 00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,620 - Then what is it? 608 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:01,208 - Room service. 609 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,659 - Oh, you two-timing, no--get out of here 610 00:42:03,659 --> 00:42:07,283 before I pull your hair through your boop-boop. 611 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:15,394 How could you do this to me, Weedy? 612 00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:18,708 I thought we had something going here. 613 00:42:19,882 --> 00:42:22,885 I mean, don't you like my boopin' bod? 614 00:42:27,683 --> 00:42:30,064 - Oh, don't fret, my love. 615 00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:33,516 There's enough of this primo weed to go around. 616 00:42:33,516 --> 00:42:35,345 - Oh, yeah. 617 00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:37,209 Oh Weedy, oh yeah. 618 00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:41,248 - Oh, come and eat your Weedy. 619 00:42:41,248 --> 00:42:43,768 - Oh, you come and eat my Wheaties. 620 00:42:43,768 --> 00:42:44,596 - Ooh! 621 00:42:47,047 --> 00:42:50,050 Oh, my man. 622 00:42:50,050 --> 00:42:51,707 - Whoa Nelly! 623 00:43:03,201 --> 00:43:05,583 - Damn, you take another shower? 624 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,102 You must got some kind of disease or something. 625 00:43:08,102 --> 00:43:10,484 And lemme tell you, that shit don't scrub off. 626 00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:12,935 - You were right. 627 00:43:12,935 --> 00:43:15,006 It is time for a change. 628 00:43:15,006 --> 00:43:19,182 - Ooh wee! Damn, girl. 629 00:43:19,182 --> 00:43:21,806 You are one badass bitch. 630 00:43:21,806 --> 00:43:22,807 - I know. 631 00:43:22,807 --> 00:43:24,291 Feels good. 632 00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:26,949 - And I'm sure all your personalities think so, too. 633 00:43:26,949 --> 00:43:28,675 - No more Mrs. Nice Chick. 634 00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:30,884 - Now you're talking out of 635 00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:32,402 somethin' but your little ass. 636 00:43:32,402 --> 00:43:33,541 - Let's blow this dump. 637 00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:47,038 - Mm, how do you like this? 638 00:43:47,038 --> 00:43:47,832 - I likey. 639 00:43:57,255 --> 00:43:58,877 - You like that? 640 00:43:58,877 --> 00:44:00,016 - I likey lot. 641 00:44:02,156 --> 00:44:03,088 - And uh... 642 00:44:05,746 --> 00:44:07,368 How about that? 643 00:44:07,368 --> 00:44:11,200 - Rabbit wanna grab it. 644 00:44:12,615 --> 00:44:17,240 - Well, you are the boss, and I have a surprise for you. 645 00:44:22,142 --> 00:44:24,247 - I like surprises. 646 00:44:24,247 --> 00:44:27,665 - You are gonna love this one. 647 00:44:38,537 --> 00:44:39,538 - Ah! 648 00:44:39,538 --> 00:44:41,023 - Don't act like you didn't know. 649 00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:42,645 - Dude. 650 00:44:42,645 --> 00:44:44,440 - What's the big deal? 651 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,268 - Dude! 652 00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:48,582 - Try it! You might like it! 653 00:44:57,591 --> 00:44:58,903 - What happened? 654 00:45:00,663 --> 00:45:03,045 - Nothing happened. 655 00:45:03,045 --> 00:45:04,840 You don't want to know. 656 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,015 And if you do want to know, I'm not saying anything, 657 00:45:08,015 --> 00:45:11,847 because what happens in Rabbit stays in Rabbit. 658 00:45:11,847 --> 00:45:14,504 - You were suckin' dick, weren't you? 659 00:45:14,504 --> 00:45:16,230 - I didn't suck anything. 660 00:45:16,230 --> 00:45:18,025 - Uh huh. 661 00:45:18,025 --> 00:45:20,925 - Can you talk to your son about what he did? 662 00:45:20,925 --> 00:45:22,305 - What did you do, son? 663 00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:24,652 - Today, I became a man. 664 00:45:24,652 --> 00:45:29,588 - So you banged a call girl thinking it was room service. 665 00:45:29,588 --> 00:45:32,108 - And GD breedy. 666 00:45:32,108 --> 00:45:33,351 - Good talk. 667 00:45:33,351 --> 00:45:34,662 - I think we need to get out of here. 668 00:45:34,662 --> 00:45:35,974 - I agree. 669 00:45:35,974 --> 00:45:37,458 What happened to the blonde? 670 00:45:39,564 --> 00:45:43,326 I hate to leave anybody behind but we have to go. 671 00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,155 Now. 672 00:46:01,931 --> 00:46:03,691 - The sacraments. 673 00:46:03,691 --> 00:46:04,520 Do it. 674 00:46:07,178 --> 00:46:10,457 Oh Dark Lord--and not that useless prick 675 00:46:10,457 --> 00:46:13,840 that runs Sexy Hell--heed my prayers! 676 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,773 Basically, hear me out here. 677 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,258 I seek revenge on those that placed me 678 00:46:18,258 --> 00:46:20,087 in this lame-ass place. 679 00:46:20,087 --> 00:46:21,813 I know I wanted to be here, 680 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:24,229 but it's really not what I thought it would be. 681 00:46:24,229 --> 00:46:25,541 Who knew? 682 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,785 I offer you this sacrifice. 683 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:31,409 It's not much--about four-foot not much. 684 00:46:32,306 --> 00:46:34,826 Ready? Smoke 'em girls. 685 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,144 Rise and be evilicious! 686 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,975 It's working! It's working! 687 00:46:47,425 --> 00:46:48,529 Thank you, Dark Lord. 688 00:46:48,529 --> 00:46:50,152 Thank you heaps. 689 00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:57,435 Ew. 690 00:46:57,435 --> 00:46:59,540 - Hiya, sis. - Hiya, brother. 691 00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:00,610 - You look so-- - Pretty? 692 00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:01,922 - Oh, snap! 693 00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:02,854 We finish 694 00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,235 - Each other's sentences. 695 00:47:04,235 --> 00:47:06,478 - Besides, because we're rolled 696 00:47:06,478 --> 00:47:07,583 - From the same dough. 697 00:47:08,722 --> 00:47:10,275 - Ahem. 698 00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:11,898 - Are you - Our mother? 699 00:47:11,898 --> 00:47:13,623 - Oh, fuck no. You're gross. 700 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,867 Then fuck off and die. 701 00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,351 - All right, fine. 702 00:47:17,351 --> 00:47:19,802 I'm your mother, and I've got a little something 703 00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:21,114 I want you to do for me. 704 00:47:21,114 --> 00:47:23,771 - Always killing. - Please tell us it's killing. 705 00:47:23,771 --> 00:47:25,843 - Oh, it's killing. 706 00:47:27,085 --> 00:47:28,846 - Just tell us who; we take care of the rest. 707 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:35,162 - What the fuck is going down here?! 708 00:47:35,162 --> 00:47:37,958 And what the fuck are those? 709 00:47:39,926 --> 00:47:42,100 They're not sexy! 710 00:47:43,688 --> 00:47:45,690 - Remember what we were talking about? 711 00:47:45,690 --> 00:47:47,278 - Heh heh. Oh, goody! 712 00:47:47,278 --> 00:47:49,383 - We're gonna lay with you. 713 00:47:50,626 --> 00:47:51,454 Eat it. 714 00:47:53,353 --> 00:47:54,354 - Fuuuuuuck! 715 00:47:57,391 --> 00:48:01,499 Not the good kind! 716 00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:14,098 - Like, checking out? 717 00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:16,341 - Checking the fuck out. 718 00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:21,346 - Did you, like, make your beds and clean the sink? 719 00:48:21,346 --> 00:48:22,520 - That's not our job. 720 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,074 - Yeah, but we can't do it. 721 00:48:25,074 --> 00:48:26,731 We're dead. 722 00:48:26,731 --> 00:48:28,146 - Take it up with management. 723 00:48:34,532 --> 00:48:37,431 - Dude, don't talk to me right now, okay? 724 00:48:37,431 --> 00:48:38,950 - Don't talk to me. 725 00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:40,365 - Like, fine. 726 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,924 - Look, Ebee's Magical Weed Dispensary. 727 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,684 That's gotta be Phoebe's place. 728 00:48:48,684 --> 00:48:50,824 - I never met a Phoebe in my life. 729 00:48:50,824 --> 00:48:52,515 - She's the one you forced to run 730 00:48:52,515 --> 00:48:55,173 the dispensary in Venice Beach. 731 00:48:55,173 --> 00:48:57,037 - I have no fucking clue. 732 00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:59,419 All these bitches look the same to me. 733 00:48:59,419 --> 00:49:02,663 And these stories are confusing as fuck to keep straight. 734 00:49:02,663 --> 00:49:03,837 - We gotta check it out. 735 00:49:03,837 --> 00:49:05,045 - We need to hurry. 736 00:49:05,045 --> 00:49:07,185 - We need to smoke our minds right. 737 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,330 - I could really use some excitement in my life. 738 00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:20,647 I take it back. 739 00:49:22,062 --> 00:49:23,753 - Surprised? 740 00:49:23,753 --> 00:49:25,169 - That's hardly the word I would use. 741 00:49:25,169 --> 00:49:27,826 Can you guys not mess up the store this time? 742 00:49:27,826 --> 00:49:30,898 It turned my last place into a dumpster fire. 743 00:49:30,898 --> 00:49:33,246 I was kinda just hoping to never see you again. 744 00:49:33,246 --> 00:49:35,179 - Well it's nice to see you again, too. 745 00:49:35,179 --> 00:49:37,112 - See you're runnin' with a new clown crew. 746 00:49:37,112 --> 00:49:39,459 Did Circus Circus get out early today or? 747 00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:42,427 - I don't know the hours of operation. 748 00:49:42,427 --> 00:49:43,601 Why? 749 00:49:43,601 --> 00:49:44,809 - It's no reason. 750 00:49:44,809 --> 00:49:46,984 - I could call and find out if you want. 751 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,226 - No, it's not necessary. 752 00:49:48,226 --> 00:49:49,193 - We're being followed. 753 00:49:49,193 --> 00:49:50,021 - By whom? 754 00:49:50,021 --> 00:49:51,264 - Lucy. 755 00:49:51,264 --> 00:49:54,439 - Let's just say someone close. 756 00:49:54,439 --> 00:49:55,544 - Lucy Furr? 757 00:49:56,717 --> 00:49:58,616 God, what did you guys do to piss her off? 758 00:49:58,616 --> 00:50:00,998 - We threw her in Sexy Hell and now she wants revenge. 759 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,759 - That's so her. She's such a bitch. 760 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:06,796 - You got anything to help us? 761 00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,281 - Funny you should ask: I've been working on 762 00:50:08,281 --> 00:50:12,733 this magical, vaporless, odorless, pocket-dab hit. 763 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,909 I call it Ebee's Oil. 764 00:50:15,909 --> 00:50:19,982 It's literally C02 oil aerosolized into your lungs. 765 00:50:19,982 --> 00:50:22,536 There's no exhale, there's no odor. 766 00:50:22,536 --> 00:50:24,538 It's the pocket dab you can do anywhere. 767 00:50:27,196 --> 00:50:30,199 - Bitch, that's my brand. 768 00:50:30,199 --> 00:50:33,099 - I got you covered: royalties. 769 00:50:33,099 --> 00:50:34,755 I have got something big. 770 00:50:34,755 --> 00:50:39,036 I'm franchising Ebee's Magical Weed Dispensary as we speak. 771 00:50:40,244 --> 00:50:41,900 So stoners with their own dispensaries 772 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:44,938 can contact EbeeWeed.com for more info and details. 773 00:50:51,945 --> 00:50:52,773 - Oh. 774 00:50:52,773 --> 00:50:54,327 - Oh, poor muffins! 775 00:50:56,777 --> 00:50:58,745 - I'm back, bitches. 776 00:50:58,745 --> 00:51:01,403 - How the hell did you get out of Sexy Hell? 777 00:51:01,403 --> 00:51:04,406 - The old-fashioned way: murder. 778 00:51:04,406 --> 00:51:05,924 - Tried and true, I guess. 779 00:51:11,654 --> 00:51:14,071 - Oh, look sis: munchies and money. 780 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,314 - Oh, hi sis. 781 00:51:16,314 --> 00:51:17,971 - Hi. 782 00:51:17,971 --> 00:51:19,317 - What've you been up to? 783 00:51:19,317 --> 00:51:21,837 - You know, just this. You? 784 00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:24,011 - You know, evil bitch stuff. 785 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:28,119 - I think now would be a good time to bail. 786 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:28,982 - That's a good call. 787 00:51:28,982 --> 00:51:29,983 - Hurry up. 788 00:51:32,468 --> 00:51:34,712 - Pwomise me, pwomise me, Weedy, 789 00:51:34,712 --> 00:51:38,164 that you will never, ever, ever do that again. 790 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:39,303 Do you promise? 791 00:51:39,303 --> 00:51:41,891 - If you say so, sweetie. 792 00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:43,100 - Oh, my Weedy. 793 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,379 - I hate to break-up this touching moment, 794 00:51:46,379 --> 00:51:48,035 but we have to bail NOW! 795 00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:03,396 - I think we should split up. 796 00:52:03,396 --> 00:52:04,949 - That's so stupid. 797 00:52:07,814 --> 00:52:08,815 Over there! 798 00:52:11,197 --> 00:52:12,508 - Dumbass crackers. 799 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,388 - Come on. 800 00:52:41,813 --> 00:52:43,229 - In here! 801 00:52:43,229 --> 00:52:44,747 - Perfect, we can hide in here. 802 00:52:44,747 --> 00:52:47,578 - This place looks awesome! 803 00:52:47,578 --> 00:52:50,270 - Three, please, and we're in a hurry. 804 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,309 - Through that door. I'll buzz you right in. 805 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:57,139 - Come on. 806 00:52:57,139 --> 00:52:59,659 - Look, it's cow doing. 807 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,051 Weedy, look at that. 808 00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:19,989 Boop? Hello boopy? 809 00:53:21,957 --> 00:53:22,785 Boop? 810 00:53:27,169 --> 00:53:28,377 - Out of my way, idiots! 811 00:53:28,377 --> 00:53:30,931 - Hey, watch it. - What the hell? 812 00:53:37,628 --> 00:53:42,633 - Wow. 813 00:53:47,465 --> 00:53:50,779 Oh wow, that is totally boop. 814 00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:54,541 - Oh, that could never happen. 815 00:53:56,336 --> 00:53:57,337 - Oh, Weedy. 816 00:54:12,870 --> 00:54:14,596 - Shit! She's coming. 817 00:54:14,596 --> 00:54:16,494 - What do we do? What do we do? 818 00:54:17,633 --> 00:54:18,565 - I got an idea. 819 00:54:20,947 --> 00:54:23,777 And you're so ugly, it just might work. 820 00:54:29,611 --> 00:54:32,130 - Come out, come out, where ever the fuck you are. 821 00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:58,364 Ugh, who would pay to look at these ugly fuckers? 822 00:54:59,813 --> 00:55:01,574 I know Rabbit's close. 823 00:55:01,574 --> 00:55:04,680 I can smell his B.O. 824 00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:09,961 Oh, you're gonna die now! 825 00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:13,448 No! Ooh! 826 00:55:13,448 --> 00:55:15,312 I'm gonna be back you bitches! 827 00:55:19,523 --> 00:55:21,456 - Wow, that was a big nothing. 828 00:55:21,456 --> 00:55:26,461 - It always is. 829 00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:28,635 - Oh! 830 00:55:30,844 --> 00:55:32,674 - Ooh, hey. What's up? 831 00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:37,437 See, it' not scawy here. 832 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,197 Wow. 833 00:55:40,785 --> 00:55:42,787 This is such a big room! 834 00:55:45,825 --> 00:55:47,482 - But we left my friends and my father 835 00:55:47,482 --> 00:55:49,138 inside to be slaughtered! 836 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:49,967 - Boop. 837 00:55:51,693 --> 00:55:53,695 - Never weed a man behind! 838 00:55:54,661 --> 00:55:56,663 - Oh, boopy boopy boopy! 839 00:56:15,613 --> 00:56:17,028 - Let's cut him down to size! 840 00:56:17,028 --> 00:56:18,547 - Yeah, fun size!