1 00:00:01,529 --> 00:00:05,199 Kourakone is a popular pastime At the Crab Shack. 2 00:00:05,366 --> 00:00:09,036 Especially when a rat gets there. A little to the left. 3 00:00:09,203 --> 00:00:11,914 You can't get it off your feet. I aim for the chubby part. 4 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:16,043 I know what to do. I sneaked it back as it skins Grover. 5 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:18,379 Now. 6 00:00:22,341 --> 00:00:24,927 Be careful when you take it out of the hatch. It's angry. 7 00:00:25,094 --> 00:00:27,388 It's not angry. I saved it. 8 00:00:34,145 --> 00:00:37,648 Should have given it to finish skinning first. 9 00:00:37,815 --> 00:00:40,276 You know that guy, who does nothing but evil- 10 00:00:40,443 --> 00:00:43,154 - and wonders why life throws things around. 11 00:00:43,362 --> 00:00:45,614 That was me. 12 00:00:45,781 --> 00:00:50,077 Whenever something good happened, boredom was waiting around the corner. 13 00:00:52,329 --> 00:00:57,251 Karma. That's when I realized that I have to change. 14 00:00:57,418 --> 00:01:02,882 I made a list of all the bad ones repeat and correct my mistakes. 15 00:01:03,048 --> 00:01:05,134 I try to become a better person. 16 00:01:05,301 --> 00:01:07,678 I'm Earl. 17 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:14,700 They're monsters, Darnell. Children are monsters. 18 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:17,952 They drew the tits car to the lamps with lipstick. 19 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:21,873 - Joy, I'm trying to work. - You separate crabmeat from scissors. 20 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,292 You are not undergoing a kidney transplant. 21 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:29,339 I missed something about marriage, but not children. 22 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,717 Boys get into trouble. That's part of the point. 23 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:37,597 - Say it, Earl. - I only drink beer. 24 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:43,353 What are you asking him? He was a worse scheduler than you. 25 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,322 I thought it was best to be without meddling. 26 00:01:55,573 --> 00:02:00,578 - Here. - If you put your heads together, you... 27 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,084 Good luck. I felt sorry for Darnell. 28 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,379 I jumped. Children don't were my problem. 29 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:13,174 Children cannot be fixed. Throw them was not even taken to the disciplinary camp. 30 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,553 The application ran out of space. How are they supposed to be bad? 31 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:22,225 Do you mean Right Choice Ranch? Whose name did you use? 32 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,186 Your. Hickey. It is their last name. 33 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:28,606 Dr. Crabmeat is not paid for the name change. 34 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,568 Money is wasted. I like Hickey. 35 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:37,782 That's when I realized that it was my problem. 36 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:41,745 Number 164. I burned down the barn At Right Choice Ranch. 37 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:48,460 As kids, Randy and I had to in short supply here and there. 38 00:02:56,551 --> 00:03:00,764 The parents didn't like our kids. 39 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:04,851 They had no choice. We we ended up at Right Choice Ranch. 40 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,812 The camp helped the children translate the direction of his life. 41 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:12,442 Their slogan was suspicious. 42 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,904 They tried different things over the years. 43 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,281 They didn't get it right. 44 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,372 The right choice is hands on head. 45 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,917 The right choice is hands on knees. 46 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,961 The right choice is hands up. 47 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:38,218 We soon learned that there was no need to be bad to have fun. 48 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,555 We also learned that Randy was afraid of birds. 49 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,529 Then we get to the list. There was an accident. 50 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,740 I had just started smoking. 51 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,661 I didn't know how to tumbling properly yet. 52 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,080 That's why we were sent away. 53 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,208 Our chance to learn burned into a reindeer. 54 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,211 Joy's children don't have to pay of my mistakes. 55 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,840 - They have enough of their own. - Are you going to the farm? 56 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,426 I won't tell Randy. He is afraid of chickens. 57 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:23,179 And the Pope's hat, but he thinks that there is a chicken under it. 58 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,974 can i come I was as a child working on the farm. 59 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:30,687 - Where was it? - I don't know. We were blindfolded. 60 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:35,442 Father was shot in San Pasquele, so it was north of the blood river. 61 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,654 A surprise destination. 62 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,824 Tip like donuts. 63 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,660 All right. No donuts. 64 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:50,457 No donuts. Clear. 65 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:55,211 I don't want to cheat, but I hope that Randy will recover from his fear of birds. 66 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,173 He hasn't recovered from it. 67 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,637 Earl, did you see that stupid bird... 68 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:15,398 - Right Choice Ranch? - Yes. No donuts. 69 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,777 I'll remove the burnt barn from the list. Does it suit you? 70 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:21,529 Of course. Why wouldn't it fit? 71 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:25,450 Earl, it was a rooster. A male chicken. 72 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:30,288 They are the meanest. The beak below is the red lerpake. 73 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,835 I'm afraid of birds. Say what you say. 74 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,881 Everyone has their fears. I'm afraid snakes and rapes. 75 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,009 Let's find that farm. 76 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:50,141 I don't remember if the chickens were supposed to play dead or hit in the nose. 77 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:57,774 Capp. Earl Hickey. We are told everyone about your death. 78 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:04,322 I'm not dead yet. My heart stopped by a Motorhead concert. 79 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:08,702 No, we'll tell the kids the legend of the barn burner. 80 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,621 It's nice to end it there, that you are dead. 81 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,250 - Shot in the face. - Really? 82 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,502 - I'm a legend. - There is also a sign. 83 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,845 You are an example to be used about someone who did- 84 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,432 - wrong choice here At Right Choice Ranch. 85 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:34,686 Hector said that after seeing the birth of a lamb- 86 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,522 - he removes his teardrop tattoo. 87 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:41,359 Good, Hector. Bueno, bueno. 88 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,821 This is Bobby. I guess he did to be in camp at the same time. 89 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,282 He came when removed his brother's teeth. 90 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:52,078 He is a businessman. He will come to volunteer on weekends. 91 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,540 Earl came to replace it, that he burned down our barn. 92 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:59,544 So. I'm trying to undo all the bad ones my actions to make my life better. 93 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:03,840 If you want to replace it, we we need an ostrich enclosure. 94 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,134 - Do you have an ostrich? - It is. 95 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:09,346 We got it “Racism is the head in hiding" for the bonfire. 96 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,599 We put a KKK hood on it and it was allowed to chase children. 97 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,269 All right. I do enclosure for racist ostriches. 98 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,814 Maybe the campers will learn from that, that Earl Hickey is doing good. 99 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,233 - Well, that's it. - Do me a favor. 100 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,695 Don't tell my brother that the ostrich is free here. 101 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,002 What are you doing now that I'm behind the fence? 102 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,923 Stupid bird. 103 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:51,971 I don't want to hit you, so I die to this place. I'm dying. 104 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,693 Call the police. 105 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:09,489 Call the police. 106 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,827 It felt good build an ostrich enclosure- 107 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:20,375 - but not so good like the expressions of the campers. 108 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,010 - Randy, pass the nail gun. - I don't. I need it. 109 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,471 Where? You don't do anything. 110 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:40,645 I got one for that nugget. You get it now. 111 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:46,443 If you don't stop fighting, I'll hit you so that your color changes. 112 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:49,195 - Hey, Earl. - Hey, crab man. 113 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,490 Crazy place. Like a farm. 114 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,243 - What are you doing here? - You're doing something right. 115 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,620 They called that we could bring the boys. 116 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:01,833 Be careful with the sandpaper, the crumb, you won't damage your scrubbing hand. 117 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,259 Sorry, I don't speak maids' language. 118 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:20,018 - What about Dodge's birthday? - June... What's this? 119 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,856 - It's Smurfina. - Under it. 120 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,318 - 10 June. - Exactly. 121 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,822 - What about Earl Junior? - Darnell. 122 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,868 3. April. 123 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:42,165 With Catalina I got to finish the enclosure quickly. 124 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:45,418 This can now be crossed out. 125 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:50,006 I'm getting fresh water. We couldn't drink from the well because of the corpses. 126 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:54,219 Look, Earl. They are playing "Right choice." 127 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,430 The right choice is hand to nose. 128 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,809 The right choice is to stand on one on foot. Hit the guy. 129 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,480 I didn't say the right choice. 130 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:14,364 The secret is to see what others do and do with words. 131 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,451 I don't know why, but then I understood. 132 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,830 I didn't just ruin mine my future when I burned down the barn. 133 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,207 I ruined Randy too. 134 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,796 - I'll put you on the list. - What? 135 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,173 I'll put you on the list. 136 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:37,345 When we flew out, I destroyed your chance for a better life. 137 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:42,475 - You get on the list. - No, Earl. This is chaos. 138 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:47,897 - The pig ate its poop. - Your life could be different. 139 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,525 Look at that Bobby. 140 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,945 Pressed pants, good job. He flosses. 141 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:57,532 - It could be you. - And no. I don't floss. 142 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,118 - It hurts the tongue. - Give me that pen. 143 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,579 - Randy, you're on the list. - I don't want to. 144 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,831 It's not up to you, it's up to karma. 145 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:14,466 Oh mother, mother, mother, mother, mother. 146 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:18,219 - Oh mother! - Pull it out. 147 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,805 Karma did it because you're not on the list. 148 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:24,184 - Add yourself to the list! - No! 149 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:29,397 - Do it. - I burned down the barn, not you. 150 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:33,526 Randy didn't lie. He had lied for years. 151 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:41,284 - Can I too? - You don't. Only when over 10 years old. 152 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,581 Let's go inside. Let's play a game of dodge. 153 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:54,172 Randy didn't want to go in. He wanted to smoke. 154 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,762 Unfortunately, he was not alone in the barn. 155 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:14,192 If you do it on the other hand, I'll take it take you to church and the grandmothers will cry. 156 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,237 The good news is that mine doesn't need to be on the list. 157 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,116 It's not your fault that I didn't changed for the better. The reason is mine. 158 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,577 It's not my fault that it doesn't you become like Bobby. 159 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:29,374 It's your fault, as is that I didn't become like Bobby. 160 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,960 Shall I make a list and put you on it? 161 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:36,047 You don't have to make a list. 162 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,802 - This is yours. - No, but ours. 163 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:47,058 I could have changed. The year 1992 after that you are responsible for everything. 164 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,310 So about 200 things. Good luck. 165 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,400 Stupid Carson Daly. 166 00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:05,183 - Wake up, hands off the snake. - What are you doing? 167 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,811 Time to get up and start the list. I chose the first one. 168 00:13:08,978 --> 00:13:11,605 I took donuts from the bank, even though I wasn't a customer. 169 00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:15,276 - Do you have to? - No one wants a donut during the day. 170 00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:20,906 I do. Sauce and meat on top. 171 00:13:21,073 --> 00:13:23,951 And I put it back to Return of the Jedi clever frog. 172 00:13:26,704 --> 00:13:29,707 Randy. Wake up! 173 00:13:35,337 --> 00:13:38,132 Can't I just leave them on the table? 174 00:13:38,299 --> 00:13:43,804 you have to tell what you did and why. 175 00:13:43,971 --> 00:13:46,849 Listen up, everybody. 176 00:13:48,726 --> 00:13:51,061 Drop those donuts. Drop the donuts. 177 00:13:58,194 --> 00:14:01,280 Randy fixed things on my list all day. 178 00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:13,709 I'm Earl. I stole the birds bathtub from the platform of the car. 179 00:14:22,802 --> 00:14:25,471 No. 180 00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:42,696 The birdbath was stolen from the platform of a pick-up truck. 181 00:14:42,863 --> 00:14:46,242 It's bad luck to accept birdbath from a guest. 182 00:14:49,662 --> 00:14:52,748 My name is Earl. 183 00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:55,459 What's up, Nescobar-a-lop-lop? 184 00:14:59,672 --> 00:15:02,466 It wasn't easy, but difficult things are not. 185 00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:08,097 Randy was responsible for what i became He fixed things. 186 00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:13,269 My name is Earl. I slept with your wife. 187 00:15:15,271 --> 00:15:18,482 In my house? In my bed? 188 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,236 I'm asking. 189 00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:36,667 In your house, but on the couch, level, on top of the piano. 190 00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:42,423 I have been married to a couple times. Who are you talking about? 191 00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:45,801 I'm asking. 192 00:15:57,021 --> 00:16:00,691 - It was Sherry. - Sherry? Never mind. 193 00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:03,527 Linda would be another matter entirely. 194 00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:15,998 So much for that. all right as long as it wasn't Linda. 195 00:16:16,165 --> 00:16:18,501 See number 188. 196 00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:33,599 It was relaxing that Randy implemented the list. It felt like a vacation. 197 00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:37,353 Then something came up on the list, which he could not do alone. 198 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,648 - I can't do this. - Try to find a way. 199 00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:42,983 I can't. Number 98. 200 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:48,406 I promised the boys. A day in an amusement park. I didn't take them. 201 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:53,160 I had promised the boys trip to the amusement park- 202 00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:56,831 - but I had promised myself AC/DC's concert. 203 00:16:56,997 --> 00:17:01,252 - Hey, guys! - You promised to take us to the amusement park. 204 00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:04,505 Front row. They opened with a song Money Talks. 205 00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:11,971 Would have taken them if I hadn't flew away from the camp. 206 00:17:12,138 --> 00:17:14,723 I would probably have my own amusement park. 207 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:18,436 I would have my own island. Earlham. 208 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:23,107 - Earlham? - Maybe I would have several islands. 209 00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:28,529 - Would there be an island for me too? - Probably. 210 00:17:29,989 --> 00:17:34,994 I can't fix this. I don't you can pick up boys from the camp. 211 00:17:35,161 --> 00:17:38,956 Either yours, Joy's or Darnell has to do it. 212 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:47,339 All right, I'll do it. Do you someone else in the meantime. 213 00:17:47,506 --> 00:17:52,887 Number 53. I glued the teardown under almost all tables. 214 00:17:59,185 --> 00:18:03,022 How do I know which ones they are mine and yours? 215 00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:08,027 - Shall we go have fun? - Yeah! 216 00:18:08,194 --> 00:18:11,530 Me and the boys went to the amusement park. 217 00:18:11,697 --> 00:18:15,743 I thought a couple of hours ball throwing and crashing cars- 218 00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:21,916 - would be enough and I would pass back to the TV. 219 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:25,044 There was a small twist in the plan. 220 00:18:26,212 --> 00:18:30,216 The amusement park had finished. It's not here. 221 00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:35,471 The mystery amusement park has been demolished. 222 00:18:37,556 --> 00:18:41,602 - I can't cross it off the list. - Do you mean the idiot list? 223 00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:43,896 - Is that what your mother calls it? - Yes. 224 00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:48,609 He adds the word before idiot, but I don't know its meaning. 225 00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:52,738 - The man from Scarface wears it. - I know that word. 226 00:18:52,905 --> 00:18:55,658 Yep, my idiot list. 227 00:18:55,825 --> 00:18:59,578 You are here when I didn't bring you here. Number 98. 228 00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:03,332 Without an amusement park I can't cross you out. 229 00:19:03,499 --> 00:19:06,460 I don't know what I can do. This is new to me. 230 00:19:06,627 --> 00:19:10,965 - What if we forgive? - What? 231 00:19:11,132 --> 00:19:15,010 If someone tells the truth and asks forgive, they will be forgiven. 232 00:19:15,177 --> 00:19:17,555 We learned that at camp. 233 00:19:19,014 --> 00:19:21,225 Then I realized something. 234 00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:23,978 It is not too late to make the right choice. 235 00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:28,858 Forgiving was a choice, which I had not done. 236 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:33,487 If the little monsters forgave me, I forgive my brother. 237 00:19:44,874 --> 00:19:48,794 - Nicorette. This is yours. - Hey, dumbass. 238 00:19:48,961 --> 00:19:52,131 If I wanted it, I don't would have put it under the table. 239 00:19:52,298 --> 00:19:55,926 Look for the headboard. The grape flavored ones are Earl's. 240 00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:03,100 - Randy, you can stop. - I'll start at the head of the bed. 241 00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:07,938 It's not your list anymore. I forgive. 242 00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:12,526 You were sorry and then must be forgiven. 243 00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:15,321 I'm sorry I burned down the barn. 244 00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:18,157 I know that. All good. 245 00:20:18,324 --> 00:20:22,036 Oh, good time. You're scumbags. 246 00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:24,413 I think that's cute. 247 00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,166 Have fun threesome. 248 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,627 Damn you bastards. 249 00:20:32,338 --> 00:20:34,423 I don't care what he thinks. 250 00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:40,096 - Me neither, Randy. - I'm about to throw up. 251 00:20:49,527 --> 00:20:53,114 - Hello, Earl? - Well, Randy? 252 00:20:53,281 --> 00:20:56,743 Do you think the ostrich would make it all the way here from the farm? 253 00:20:56,910 --> 00:21:01,748 Yes it could walk it trip if you want. 254 00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:04,292 That it would leave in the right direction- 255 00:21:04,459 --> 00:21:09,130 - would go up the stairs and find this room, there is a small chance. 256 00:21:20,308 --> 00:21:22,852 I make sure the door is locked. 257 00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:31,361 Finnish translation: Riikka Strandman www.sdimedia.com