1 00:00:19,209 --> 00:00:22,710 We didn't want to wake you just yet. 2 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:25,710 Yeah, you were crying all night. 3 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:31,530 I thought he was dying at one point. 4 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:39,520 What are we talking about? I was talking to your mom and brother about travel 5 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,980 documents. So, as I was saying, it's an easy process. 6 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:44,720 You'll have them by early next year. 7 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:50,320 But going to Palestine, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't say I think 8 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,320 a bad idea. 9 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:57,820 Why? You think it's not safe there? I watch the news every day. I haven't 10 00:00:57,820 --> 00:00:59,740 my sisters in 30 years. 11 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:05,330 Listen, I don't care. I need to go. I hear you, but my concern is your status 12 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:09,050 here. You fled Palestine and Kuwait, got asylum. 13 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:13,170 If you go over there, a court might think, like, oh, it's safer for them to 14 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:15,070 there now. They don't have to have their asylum anymore. 15 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:16,410 Is it likely to happen? 16 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:20,970 No, but a judge put... Then I need to go. Me too. 17 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,190 Me too. 18 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,870 Lizzie, if I get my asylum granted... 19 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,700 I can keep my travel document and go to Palestine too, right? 20 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:32,620 Mo, you do understand that when you crossed into Mexico, you basically 21 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:36,940 invalidated your entire asylum case, right? Yeah, but you got me expedited 22 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:41,380 hearing. No, honey, that was Judge Swanson taking pity on you. Okay, let's 23 00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:46,180 it. Let's use pity. Just put me on the stand. I was kidnapped by the cartel. 24 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,800 I had to walk for miles. I was in the jungle, lost. 25 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,119 Mo, just stop. 26 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,120 And then I caught a bus. 27 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:55,560 Stop. All right, worse come to worse. 28 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,120 What are my options? 29 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:01,460 Well, you can marry Maria, get a green card. You guys are still together, 30 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,280 Did they break up? 31 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:21,900 Oh, yeah, it does sound like he's dying. 32 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:23,460 I told you. 33 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:31,850 Mo? Are you okay? 34 00:02:32,410 --> 00:02:33,410 I'm fine. 35 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:48,070 Why didn't you tell me Maria was dating someone else? You let her ambush me like 36 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:51,170 that? Mo, why the hell would I drop a bomb on you like that when you just got 37 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:54,190 released? Who's winning? We haven't even started yet. Did you know that Maria 38 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:55,190 was seeing someone else too? 39 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:56,770 Bro, I... 40 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:59,740 I don't know anything. I just know me and Dallas and my life. 41 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,920 I don't care. Sorry about your layover at the border, kid. 42 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,520 But it's good to have you back. 43 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,620 Detention center? 44 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,980 Habibi, what's going to happen with your case now? 45 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,920 I'm concerned about it, but Lizzie's a miracle worker. Sure, she got me another 46 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,040 date. She had it so fast, I thought she bribed the judge. 47 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:16,780 Didn't I tell you Lizzie was the best? 48 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,940 This homeless ain't doing it for me. 49 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,540 Now, after trying that new spot on Westheimer... 50 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:24,140 The Israeli couscous there is divine. 51 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,480 What you are saying, man? 52 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:30,280 Couscous in North Africa? Stop with this Israeli couscous nonsense. There's no 53 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,320 such thing. Really? 54 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:35,080 To hell with the couscous. I'll just make sure y 'all come hungry for my 55 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,560 housewarming party. The whole gonna be a global buffet. We got wings, we got 56 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:43,400 sliders, we got puff puff, we got jello, we got acara. I also ask Dallas to make 57 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,940 the magluba with the halal duck. 58 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,840 You know what? I'm gonna make you guys my world famous falafel taco. 59 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,320 I really perfected the falafel when I was in Mexico. 60 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,760 Man, I had my own falafel cart. I had the whole situation. 61 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,840 Honestly, I think it'd be really profitable if I opened up my own chain 62 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,680 It's all about the family recipe and the heat of the oil. 63 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,120 Mo, just perfect being cool around Maria. 64 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:06,000 Maria's gonna be there? Israeli couscous is a toasted pasta in tiny balls 65 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,300 developed in Israel in the 1950s when rice was scarce. 66 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:11,540 Where are y 'all reading from? 67 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,540 Wikipedia. I will change it later. 68 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,910 Congratulations. You took it from the Italians, the pasta, and you rolled it 69 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:20,310 into little balls, and you call it Israeli couscous. 70 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:23,630 Why is Maria going to be there? Bro, Maria and Toya have been hanging out for 71 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,630 months. 72 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:26,110 I'm both on cool with Maria, too. 73 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,950 That's how this works. When you break up with somebody and you're the oldest 74 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:32,290 friend in the world, you got to pick a side. I thought it'd be easy for you, 75 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:32,789 it's not. 76 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:34,210 I know what side I pick, Nick. 77 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:38,090 You already know. This is why I was worried about you coming. 78 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:39,089 You don't want me to go? 79 00:04:39,090 --> 00:04:40,059 It's okay. 80 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,480 I'm just your oldest friend. Oh, God. 81 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,860 No big deal. Do you and Maria get magic tattoos, too? Why do you have to be so 82 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:48,000 overdramatic? I'm not being dramatic. I don't have to go. Oh, good. You're worse 83 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,580 than my mom. Your mom is a wonderful lady. I love your mother, by the way. I 84 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:52,960 don't like you talking about your mom that way. I want you to come to the 85 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,380 with me, Mom. I'd be imposing. 86 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,820 Why? It'd be too much. 87 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,120 No, no. We'd be overjoyed if you came. I can't. I really... You know, honestly, 88 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:02,080 with today, I can't go. Why not? I gotta sell some merch. 89 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:05,720 I got a bunch of merch that I gotta liquidate to make a little scrap before 90 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,720 full -time in the oil business. 91 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,880 I'll take a bottle. 92 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,180 Going to pour your oil all over that delicious Israeli couscous. 93 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,220 You know what happened? That was a good one. That was a good one. You know what 94 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:17,600 I got for you? A little Bethesda. That's what I got for you. A little wiggle, 95 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,100 too. Are we even playing? 96 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,000 I quit. 97 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:32,420 Hey, bro. I see you with that chain, man. Come in, come in, come in. Check it 98 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,359 out. Check it out. 99 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:37,880 Oh, wow. What you got, kid? I have everything, man. Come here. I know you 100 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,140 girl. She's gonna love this. This is an amazing Gucci purse right here. 101 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,340 You open it up, you can put all your personals right here. There's a little 102 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:49,200 pouch right here. This is where my girl used to keep her chapstick, but she's 103 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,240 gone. She died? 104 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,960 No, man. She's not dead. 105 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,900 She just left me like it was nothing. 106 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:59,120 And yeah, I messed up a little bit, but she's always the most important thing to 107 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,120 me. 108 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:01,380 Listen, man. 109 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,820 Fuck that, bro. You need to go to the strip club and get you a pancake. 110 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:07,820 I don't know. Breakfast at a strip club seems unsanitary. 111 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,900 Man, a pancake is not breakfast. A pancake is when the stripper sits you 112 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,900 and squeezes the titties together. 113 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,540 So my face is in the middle of the titties? Is that what you mean? Yeah. 114 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,320 It still seems unsanitary. 115 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:23,280 And also, I'm not emotionally ready for that. And strip clubs are just not my 116 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,940 thing. Well, listen, man. You might want to try one of them dating apps or 117 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:28,820 something, man. Put everybody else on. God, dating apps are so stressful. What 118 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:29,940 picture do you put? What angle? 119 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,200 Am I going to get catfished? I got to write a bio. 120 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:34,340 Is it a good bio? Is it not? Is it interesting enough? 121 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:37,480 I got to depend on an algorithm that doesn't even know me. My mom knows me 122 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,760 better than the algorithm. If I want to be set up, she'll do it. 123 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,580 And it just all feels like fake love. 124 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:46,040 Listen, man. Only thing fake is this bag you're trying to sell me, bro. 125 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,580 You know, this is an authentic bootleg. 126 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:53,240 Okay, you want the real one? Why don't you go to the Galleria and spend 2 ,000 127 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,280 bucks for the same thing? 128 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,100 You know, if you want to be disrespectful, why don't you just go 129 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,220 Which one you think, sugar? 130 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,600 Why not get both? Treat yourself. 131 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:07,300 How did I get so lucky? 132 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,380 How long you guys been together? 133 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,160 50 years, come me. 134 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:14,960 No, what are you talking about? It'll be 49. 135 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:19,140 49, 50, what difference do it make? I'm yours till the end of time. 136 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,080 You know what? Just keep watching. 137 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:23,380 You can have both of them. 138 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:25,900 You can take everything. 139 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,900 Honey, what's the matter? 140 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,040 And I'm emotionally not ready to see Maria. 141 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:36,540 No, I'm sensing that you have a habit of sugarcoating the truth. 142 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:37,920 No, you're right, Frank. 143 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,060 I do. 144 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:44,340 Sweetheart. I don't care if you're Texan, Mexican, or what. 145 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,520 Long term, women want to be with a mature adult. 146 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,140 Fun and games. 147 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,360 That's easy. 148 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:54,820 You get mature now, that's going to take some work. And you can show Maria that 149 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:57,880 you're mature by not hiding from her. You don't want to hide, man. 150 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,200 I don't. 151 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,540 The wound's so fresh. 152 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:07,860 I know, honey, but showing up and being respectful, you won't expect that. 153 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:13,080 It'll surprise her. Just remember, Moe, your feelings are your feelings. Who 154 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,780 ain't controlled around here anyway? 155 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,960 I am. 156 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,660 Moe's in control. 157 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,660 Nicholas, why are you always hiding from me? 158 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:56,340 Now come here. 159 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:57,460 Yes, Mom. 160 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:00,140 Oh, God, chill for her today. 161 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,240 More like an arsonist. 162 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,180 Be careful. That's my mommy. 163 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:06,900 Yep. I see where you get it from. 164 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,240 Mm -hmm. 165 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,280 Save me. 166 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:13,580 You okay? 167 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,740 Yeah, if you can give me a muzzle for Nick's mom. 168 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,460 That really is a mama's boy, huh? 169 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,900 More like her toddler. 170 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:19,919 It is. 171 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:24,800 I mean, I'm all for him loving his mom, but this is just dysfunctional. You sure 172 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,220 Moe isn't coming, right? 173 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,840 That's what Moe told Nick. 174 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,260 Okay. 175 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,740 Right, because I'm... 176 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,200 Guy is on his way. Oh, that's good. It'd be great to see him again. 177 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:37,239 Yeah, right? 178 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,560 Yeah. Thank you. 179 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,460 Like, what even is this? I have way too much food. 180 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,000 You have to take someone with you. 181 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,220 Girl, I already got a chef at home. 182 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,120 Oh, excuse me. 183 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,760 You know, this kid is a good baby. 184 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,080 He's good. 185 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:57,640 He's, you know, at least another man, but black at least. Both are black. 186 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,120 Stop it, honey. 187 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:14,170 Hey, you got a lighter by chance? 188 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:15,670 Yeah. 189 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:17,410 Front pocket. Go for it. 190 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:18,870 Yep. 191 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,330 Whoa. 192 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,530 Ask me for my number, please. 193 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:28,610 Oh, yeah, you can hold on to that. I got plenty at my restaurant. 194 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:29,489 Oh, restaurant. 195 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,570 I was in the restaurant business. 196 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:32,310 Yeah. It's hard out there, man. 197 00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:33,730 Margins are so slim. 198 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,010 I was cleaning up, actually. Couldn't keep up with demand. 199 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,279 Good for you. 200 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,840 What kind of food? It was Latin fusion. 201 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,620 Business was solid, but there was other factors. 202 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:45,460 Lifestyle, mostly. I had to get back to Eastern, but I might jump back into it. 203 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:49,860 Well, cool. I'll definitely have to try some of your falafel tacos. World 204 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,020 famous. Ooh, world famous, huh? 205 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:53,900 Mexico, mostly. 206 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,300 Mexico's part of the world. 207 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,480 I'll see you inside. 208 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:58,660 Thanks, man. Appreciate the light. Yeah. 209 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:14,160 Whoa, I thought you said you wouldn't come in. 210 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,620 I'm more mature than you thought. 211 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,480 Oh, what are you doing here? 212 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:19,779 Good to see you too. 213 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,340 Yeah, this is a surprise. 214 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:26,320 Boy, it's been like two years since we've seen each other. It's amazing. 215 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,080 You know, it's a real surprise. Did you have a baby? 216 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,880 Yeah. That's amazing. 217 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:33,040 I'm really happy for you guys. Thank you. Really. 218 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:37,240 So thrilled for you and this house. Holy shit. Who said that? 219 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:41,040 Mom's here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me show you around 220 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,620 real quick. I'm coming, okay? 221 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,599 New place. 222 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,600 Let me show you. 223 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:48,980 It's good you are pushing through. 224 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,820 You are very good together. 225 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,180 Stay together. 226 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,220 A moment, huh? 227 00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,400 Hey, you take your shoes off. 228 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,640 That's a very good move. I like it. 229 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,200 Thank you. Yeah, bro, you know. 230 00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:10,270 I absorb white people, bro, nine times out of ten, bro. They come inside with 231 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,009 the shoe. 232 00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:13,170 Shit, dirt, yeah, everywhere. 233 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:15,270 They do yoga in the floor. 234 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:18,370 Bro, it's crazy, but you good. 235 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,910 Yeah, I take my shoes off. It's common courtesy. 236 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:22,730 I'm Guy. 237 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:25,530 Hamid. Guy, your name Guy? 238 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:27,010 I'm a guy named Guy. 239 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,490 It's crazy, bro. 240 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,790 Yeah. 241 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:33,730 So, uh, how do you know Nick and Toya? She's fool, bro. 242 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:36,270 How do you know Nicky Toya, guy? 243 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:37,890 All right, come on. 244 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,950 Ah, look at it. 245 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,370 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Relax right there. Look at that. 246 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:43,830 Okay. Oh, 247 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,370 come on. 248 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:48,330 That's crazy. 249 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,890 It's not crazy. It's a dimmer. No, no, no, no, no. It gives you options. 250 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,730 You want romantic light to shit? 251 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,010 You don't like my light? It's very weird. Look at the wallpaper. 252 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,700 This is moisture -resistant fabric. 253 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,600 Okay, yeah, that's what I would... Touch my wallpaper. Okay, why are you acting 254 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,100 like this? I'm just saying, that's water -resistant material. 255 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,360 Okay. You're not into that. Look at this. 256 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,740 Crazy water pressure. The water pressure is actually really solid. Come on! 257 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,560 I do like water pressure. You got me there. You think that's crazy? The 258 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,680 wallpaper? Take that shit back. Can we just please get back to... No, no, no, 259 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,680 wait, wait, wait. Where? 260 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:21,960 Where? How's life? 261 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,660 No, no, no. Let me show you at least something else in the house. Come on. 262 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,660 haven't even seen the house. 263 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,020 Take my hand. Take my hand. All right, relax. 264 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,260 Come on. 265 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,220 Hey. Hey, baby. You made it. 266 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,479 It came. 267 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:40,820 Yes, I'm having so much fun. This is such a nice break from the restaurant. 268 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,820 stressful there. 269 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,560 Oh, by the way, I got us two tickets to The Music Man Saturday night. 270 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:48,180 What's The Music Man? The musical with Hugh Jackman. 271 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:52,420 Wolverine thing? Babe, Wolverine has a beautiful voice. Yes. 272 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,120 A musical? 273 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,900 All right. 274 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,680 Okay. Yeah, I'll try it. 275 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,560 You look like an usher anyway. 276 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,060 Oh, come on. You know I look good. 277 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:02,999 Mucho. Poquito. 278 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Mucho. Muy poquito. 279 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,340 Poquito. So these walls are, you know, a little bit different. 280 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,780 Yeah. Come on. Let me show you the nursery. 281 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:12,600 I don't need to see the nursery. I'm sure you got a dope. 282 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,940 Crab, and you have a little doll that plays lullabies. I have a motion sensor 283 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,580 diaper genie. Oh, my God. 284 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:19,979 It's kind of slow. 285 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:20,859 It's crazy. 286 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,940 Come on, let me take a look. Wave it, and it opens up. Okay, look, look, look. 287 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,099 The house is beautiful. 288 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,900 As a matter of fact, it's so nice, it's kind of depressing me a little bit. I'm 289 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,620 happy for you and Toya. I really, really am. But can we please get back to the 290 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,840 party? All right. Maria's here with another dude. 291 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:35,780 Okay. 292 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,860 I'm fine. I knew she was seeing somebody else. 293 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,240 No problem. No problem. 294 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 He's Jewish. 295 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,020 So he's Jewish. Why do you think that we're Franklin who offended? 296 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,740 You think I'd be offended? He's a semi and I'm a semi. We're cousins. 297 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,640 Says the man who was offended by the origins of couscous. 298 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:52,220 Couscous is not the same thing. 299 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,800 No, it's just rolled up pasta. 300 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Everybody knows this. 301 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,740 I'll be there in a minute, mommy. 302 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,940 Stay here. Don't move. Don't move. I'm not a dog. It's really insulting. 303 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,220 I'm hungry. I need some jollovers. 304 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:17,280 Everybody, please, gather round. 305 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:22,220 I would like to say a prayer for this beautiful new home. 306 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,660 You didn't hear that I want to pray? Get up! 307 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,160 Young man, remove your cap. 308 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:37,040 Father God, by the blood of Jesus, King of kings and Lord of lords, 309 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:42,400 the one who carried us on his back at Mount of Calvary, we pray. 310 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:48,490 that you will guide Nicholas and Latoya, that they will follow your commandment 311 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:52,830 and marry, that they will stop living in sin like he did. 312 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:58,330 Father God, we also pray, guide us in fighting our neighbors with their ring 313 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,670 cameras pointed at the driveway. What we do is not their business. 314 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:06,370 Father God, guide them. In Jesus' name, we pray, Father God. 315 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:07,629 That's him? 316 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,330 He's cool. We met outside. 317 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:14,150 You met? Yeah, he told me he has a fusion restaurant in Mexico or 318 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:15,770 He said what? 319 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:22,070 I'm begging you, Father, to give sense to those bashful heathens that are in 320 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:26,830 Houston farmer's market. They have raised the price of Manuka honey. Is it 321 00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,390 Lord? Father, remove grit. 322 00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:32,490 You like this shit, bro? You're eating? 323 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:33,830 It's pretty good, yeah. 324 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,130 Come here, it's missing an olive oil. Hey, hey, hey, you don't dip in the 325 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:41,270 middle. Start at your end and go all the way across in the same lane. Don't look 326 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:43,630 left, don't look right. You stay on your own path. 327 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:48,250 Oh, fuck your path, bro. I take from any path. Look, I eat, I eat, bro. 328 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,230 You know, bro, you like this. Oh, hello. 329 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:55,950 You know who made this shit, bro? Who? It was God. 330 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,250 What God? 331 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,350 God. 332 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:04,869 He's a guy, and his fucking name is Guy, bro. And he's Israeli. 333 00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,250 Israeli chef, man. 334 00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,109 Crazy. 335 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:19,890 I'm sorry. 336 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:26,950 Bro, this is not enough, bro. There is Israeli inside you. Fucking stomach, 337 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,010 Out of every dish, he makes hummus. 338 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,660 Next year, falafel taco. What the fuck does he mean? 339 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,920 What are you doing? 340 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,560 What are you doing? 341 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,080 Take it easy, bro. 342 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,319 I'm not your bro. 343 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,420 Hey, stop talking. 344 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,420 Mama's doing prayer. She's a queen. That's my mama. 345 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,980 That's not your mother. I grew up with her. She's like a... 346 00:18:00,409 --> 00:18:01,550 Muhammad! Yeah, yeah, boy. 347 00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:04,950 You know better than to interrupt my conversing with the Lord. 348 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,029 Sorry, ma 'am. 349 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,390 Now shut your mouth and bow your head. 350 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:08,730 Yes, ma 'am. 351 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:14,150 As I was saying, Father God, I've only gone for six months, and this is what 352 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:18,070 do. Bow your head. Bow your head and ask for forgiveness. 353 00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:22,250 Look, if you do this to me, with the help of some courage, you should have a 354 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:26,150 little boy. It's perfectly mixed. And you put the holes in the cabbage. All 355 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,150 right, fine. 356 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:30,780 Sorry, Mama. 357 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,420 Boy, what type of friends do you have? 358 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,020 Can you see they don't respect God? 359 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,080 Your hummus is cheap, bro. 360 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:42,260 Yeah? How about I wear my shoes in your house? 361 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,320 I dare you, bro. I dare you to come to my house. 362 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:52,620 You're just sick, you know that? 363 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,120 You really think I'm doing this to get back at you? 364 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,000 Yes. I am not a stunt 10 -year -old boy, okay? 365 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,100 I'm the child? You're the child. You are. You're a damn child. 366 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:07,200 You told me to move on, okay? 367 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,480 I didn't mean it. People say things. 368 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,020 I didn't want you to go off on that. 369 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,780 It's getting there for 10 years. You're so dramatic. 370 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,160 You know what? I'm going to start dating your cousin. What do I care? 371 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,460 Because you and I are not together anymore. 372 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,800 We are not together anymore. Okay, fine. You know what? I figured it out. 373 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,640 It's emotional terrorism. That's what this is. 374 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:26,890 What? Yeah, you're an emotional terrorist who hijacks planes and flies 375 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:27,890 people's feelings. 376 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:32,230 And you're an immature child who broke my heart. 377 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:34,950 Dwight! 378 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:50,890 Now I'm ready It's been too long 379 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,680 Looking steady. 380 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,940 My love feels strong. 381 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,640 You held my hand. 382 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,100 Oh, baby. 383 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,100 Brought me through. 384 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:10,140 I knew love. 385 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:33,690 Are you okay, Mama? 386 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:35,710 Yes, Habibi, mashallah. 387 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:36,910 Are you feeling okay? 388 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,270 I'm good. 389 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:39,290 I'm good. 390 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:44,230 It's okay, 391 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,490 Habibi. Don't pretend. 392 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:50,950 I really messed up this time. 393 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:07,370 It's time. 394 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:18,670 I'm a bit confused by your application, Mr. Najjar. You were born in Kuwait. 395 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:19,750 Is that correct? 396 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,730 Yes, Your Honor. Stand to address the court, please. 397 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:26,470 Yes, Your Honor, but I was also raised in Houston. 398 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:27,930 So you are a Kuwaiti citizen? 399 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,110 Your Honor, my client is a stateless person. He's Palestinian. 400 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,790 Palestinian? 401 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:37,110 Mr. Najjar, why exactly did you go down to Mexico? 402 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,010 Well, Your Honor, my client... Not your counsel. 403 00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:40,990 I'm asking Mr. Najjar. 404 00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:44,450 Well, Your Honor, I didn't go to Mexico per se. 405 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,230 Well, what exactly happened? 406 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,050 per se. I was kidnapped. 407 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:52,670 I think my client is speaking figuratively, Your Honor. As I laid out 408 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:57,310 brief, he did not knowingly leave the United States, but was locked in the 409 00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,930 of a truck and taken across the border without his consent. 410 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:04,490 I'm a victim of abduction, Your Honor. Mr. Najjar, even if you were, in fact, 411 00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:09,130 abducted, you took the law into your own hands when you attempted to illegally 412 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:11,690 cross the border back into the United States. 413 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:16,110 Now, I have gone ahead and consolidated your original pre -existing asylum 414 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:20,430 petition, along with the government's action arising from your attempted re 415 00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:24,470 -entry once in Mexico, and I've reached a decision. 416 00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:31,110 When you, as a refugee seeking asylum in this country, left its borders, you 417 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:33,330 effectively forfeited your asylum petition. 418 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:37,570 Accordingly, petitioner's application is denied. 419 00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:41,670 Officer! Excuse me? 420 00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:45,230 You and your stupid fucking questions all the goddamn time. 421 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:48,530 Excuse me? Does it make you a Kuwaiti citizen? 422 00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:51,630 Just because I'm born there doesn't make you Kuwaiti, okay? 423 00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:55,490 It's about where your parents are from, the origin of where you're from. Order! 424 00:22:55,710 --> 00:23:00,210 And you, you would just sit down, change the fucking process. 425 00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,090 Why don't you go fuck yourself? 426 00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:05,730 You go fuck yourself. Everyone can just go fuck themselves. 427 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:08,950 Except my mom. I love you. And fuck you. 428 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:19,480 A judgment for deportation is hereby ordered, with petitioner eligible for 429 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,800 release on his own recognizance. 430 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,520 I'll have to pack my things and go. 431 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,500 That's right, hit the road, Jack. 432 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:43,080 Don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack. 433 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,480 And don't you come back no more. 434 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:51,720 What'd you say? Hit the road, Jack. And don't you come back no more, no more, no 435 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,440 more, no more. Hit the road, Jack. And don't you come back no more. 436 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,870 Now, baby, listen, baby, don't you treat me this way, or I'll be... Back on my 437 00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:03,870 feet someday. 438 00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:06,190 Don't care if you do, cause it's understood. 439 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:09,450 You ain't got no money, you just been no good. 440 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:14,270 Well, I guess if you say so, I'll have to pack my things and go.