1
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<i>[Man]</i>
Knight Rider, <i>a shadowy flight</i>
<i>into the dangerous world of a man...</i>

2
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<i>Who does not exist.</i>

3
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<i>Michael Knight, a young loner...</i>

4
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<i>On a crusade to champion</i>
<i>the cause of the innocent,</i>

5
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<i>The helpless,</i>
<i>the powerless,</i>

6
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<i>In a world of criminals</i>
<i>who operate above the law.</i>

7
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[KITT]
Michael, do you know why
Mr. Miles has sent for us?

8
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No, I don't know, but since we don't
have an extensive social relationship,

9
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It's probably
to brief me on another mission.

10
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Brief you?

11
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Oh, sorry. I meant us.
Thank you.

12
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You know,
for a collection of microprocessors,
you're awfully touchy.

13
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Wrong. It's just that my circuits
function better when we operate
in a reality mode.

14
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- KITT.
- Yes, Michael?

15
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Just keep driving.

16
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Good. This sucker will make my quota.

17
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[Siren]

18
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<i>[Siren Continues]</i>

19
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<i>[Siren Continues]</i>

20
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You sure you're doing only 55?

21
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Of course I am.
Look at the readout yourself.

22
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Yeah, well, then
why is that cop chasing us?

23
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I wouldn't know.
After all, I'm a computer, not a psychic.

24
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However, I would strongly suspect
the officer behind us...

25
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may be trying
to meet his daily ticket quota
in a somewhat irregular manner.

26
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<i>Well, one thing's for sure.</i>
<i>Bum rap or not, I'm not taking</i>
<i>any citation for your driving.</i>

27
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I see. Well, listening to you
explain that to the police officer
should be quite fascinating.

28
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<i>It's only five miles to the county line.</i>
<i>Let's hit the turbo.</i>

29
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Very good thinking, Michael.

30
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Whence croquet sprang
to benefit the Earth,

31
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What happy garden
gave this pastime birth?

32
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[Snaps Fingers]
Devon, don't let anyone
tell you differently:

33
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You are a little strange.

34
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This is a game of gentlemen,
of serenity,

35
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Of Charles II and Samuel Pepys.

36
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Know them?

37
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Only by reputation,
and from what I understand,

38
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They spent most of
their spare time in bed.

39
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Oh, trust you to take the poetry
out of poetry.

40
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Now, to business.
Yes.

41
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Twelve years ago, a fellow named
Sammy Phillips bought a racetrack.

42
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Yeah. It's called "Slammin' Sammy's
Super Stunt Show Spectacular."

43
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- Uh, don't ask me to say that again.
- I wouldn't dream of it.

44
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Devon, I've seen the guy perform.
He is incredible.

45
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Unfortunately, Sammy's show
may be closing shortly.

46
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Why?
For some months now,
the Foundation's computers...

47
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have been tracing the movements
of a fellow named Lawrence Blake.

48
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One of Blake's favorite tricks
is to pick up second mortgages
on marginal businesses.

49
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What's wrong with that?
<i>Nothing on the face of it.</i>

50
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The interesting thing is that once
the mortgage has been acquired,

51
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The business in question suffers
an unexpected misfortune and folds.

52
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- And Blake picks up
the property for a song.
- Exactly.

53
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And something tells me
Blake just picked up Sammy's
second mortgage, right?

54
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Oh. Very perceptive today, Michael.

55
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And you figure
that maybe I can stop him...

56
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before he does something nasty
to Sammy or his stunt show.

57
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Exactly. Or better still,
catch him in the act.

58
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Blake is long overdue
to be put away for a bit.

59
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- It'll be a pleasure.
- Oh, any thoughts?

60
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No, but I'll think of something.

61
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Michael, don't forget to clear it first.

62
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Now, don't go getting
any anxiety attacks here, Devon.

63
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- Trust me, will ya?
- Do I have a choice?

64
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Do I ever have a choice?
<i>[Telephone Ringing]</i>

65
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Hello. Oh, yes.
I certainly will.

66
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Bonnie's ready for you.
Ohhh. I only wish that meant
what it sounded like.

67
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Always was a kid's game to me.

68
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<i>[Birds Chirping]</i>

69
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Hey, Dad. Listen.
I just worked out
a really great stunt.

70
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I'm on my motorcycle, see,
and I do a headstand...

71
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Mark, I have enough problems here
without you splattering yourself
all over the track.

72
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But I've been practicing, Dad.
I... I can do things on my bike
as good as anybody.

73
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I said, "No."

74
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You're never gonna
give me a chance, are you?

75
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I didn't say that.
When you're ready.
<i>But I am ready, Dad.</i>

76
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I got my routine down pat.

77
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Mark, your technique is fine.
You're just too eager, that's all.

78
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<i>And in this line of work,</i>
<i>enthusiasm can get you killed.</i>

79
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<i>A little more maturity</i>
<i>is all you need.</i>

80
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Now, just be patient, okay?

81
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Now, go on.
Gas up my car before the show.

82
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Oh, big deal!
Hi, Mark.

83
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Let me guess.
He wants to perform
on his motorcycle.

84
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Kids.
He is getting real good, Dad.

85
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Look. Like I told him,
not now, okay?

86
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- Well, what's with you?
- Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

87
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We're just barely breaking even here.

88
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I got 500 condemned seats
out there...

89
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that I can't use
until the stands are fixed.

90
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I got no money to pay for it.
So the last thing I feel like
talking about is Mark,

91
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Who wants to be a star
even if he kills himself doing it!

92
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Ugghhh.

93
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I'm sorry, Lisa.
I guess I'm just a crotchety old man
who should be put out to pasture.

94
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Tsk. Knowing you,
you'd probably try to work up
a stunt show with the cows.

95
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Nah. They're too slow.

96
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Lisa. You promised we'd rehearse
the new routine today.

97
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Not now, Mario.

98
00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,392
Afraid to be alone with me, huh?

99
00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:05,554
Mario, you've really gotta
stop watching soap operas.

100
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Go find one of your groupies.
I'll catch you later.

101
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<i>[KITT]</i>
<i>Yes, Bonnie. That should</i>
<i>be a perfect calibration.</i>

102
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Then that's it, KITT.

103
00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:27,416
You should be
functioning flawlessly...

104
00:08:27,485 --> 00:08:30,181
at least until that nut
starts abusing you.

105
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Thanks a lot.

106
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Speak of the devil.
I've made a few additions to KITT.

107
00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,361
Oh, yeah? Like what?

108
00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:41,024
KITT is now equipped to oxygenate
the interior upon command.

109
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Oh, that should be great
for the morning after.
[Chuckles]

110
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Funny.

111
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I've also increased the booster power
by about 25%,

112
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:52,376
So keep that in mind
when you switch to alternate power.

113
00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,810
I will. I will.

114
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,887
You know something, Bonnie?
What?

115
00:09:03,955 --> 00:09:06,355
L-I'd like...

116
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,753
I'm really glad you told me
about those new additions
to KITT.

117
00:09:12,297 --> 00:09:16,063
Well, you might need them
if you get caught between
a rock and a hard place.

118
00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:18,125
Yeah. I know
what that's like.

119
00:09:19,204 --> 00:09:21,138
What?

120
00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:23,640
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

121
00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:27,200
Nothing there. It's nothing.
I'll see you later. Nothing.

122
00:09:31,516 --> 00:09:33,848
[Engine Starts]

123
00:09:36,087 --> 00:09:40,046
<i>**[Loudspeakers: Rockabilly]</i>

124
00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:43,117
<i>[Car Engines Rewing In Distance]</i>

125
00:11:11,149 --> 00:11:14,641
[Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's now time for the grand finale...

126
00:11:14,719 --> 00:11:18,587
<i>of Slammin'Sammy's</i>
<i>Super Stunt Show Spectacular.</i>

127
00:11:19,857 --> 00:11:25,159
The most death-Defying,
logic-Defying, gravity-Defying
group of daredevil drivers...

128
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:27,289
<i>this side of the Mississippi.</i>

129
00:11:27,365 --> 00:11:29,094
<i>**[Fanfare]</i>

130
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,897
One, two, three.

131
00:11:39,644 --> 00:11:43,808
<i>**[Fanfare]</i>

132
00:11:43,881 --> 00:11:46,406
<i>[Cheering]</i>

133
00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:50,977
[Tires Screeching]

134
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:57,152
Two, three, four, five, six.

135
00:12:00,832 --> 00:12:03,824
<i>**[Fanfare]</i>
[Cheering, Whistling]

136
00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:08,835
Now, I know you folks
have seen this sorta stuff before,

137
00:12:08,906 --> 00:12:11,773
And maybe even a bit more spectacular,

138
00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:16,439
But Slammin' Sammy
is now about to show you something
you've never seen before...

139
00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:19,312
and probably will never see again.

140
00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:21,318
<i>**[Drumroll]</i>

141
00:12:21,386 --> 00:12:24,446
<i>[Announcer]</i>
<i>Sammy's going to repeat</i>
<i>the very same stunt you just saw,</i>

142
00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:29,516
<i>Only this time</i>
<i>he will try to do it driving blind.</i>

143
00:12:29,594 --> 00:12:31,858
[Murmuring]

144
00:12:31,929 --> 00:12:35,387
<i>[Announcer]</i>
<i>To ensure your complete con</i>f<i>idence</i>
<i>in this performance,</i>

145
00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:38,799
<i>We've asked the Reverend HenryJackson</i>
<i>to inspect the hood...</i>

146
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:41,737
<i>And secure it on Sammy's helmet.</i>

147
00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:43,740
Actually,
ladies and gentlemen,

148
00:12:43,808 --> 00:12:45,799
The reverend is here
to serve a dual role.

149
00:12:45,877 --> 00:12:48,903
<i>If anything should go wrong</i>
<i>during this stunt,</i>

150
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:52,746
<i>Well, it's always handy</i>
<i>to have a reverend available.</i>

151
00:12:52,817 --> 00:12:54,842
Just a little joke, folks.

152
00:12:54,919 --> 00:12:58,355
- [Murmuring]
<i>- [Car Rewing]</i>

153
00:12:58,423 --> 00:13:01,415
<i>[Tires Squealing]</i>

154
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:05,326
- One, two, three, four...
- [Engine Sputtering]

155
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:08,092
Come on, come on.
Get up! Get up!

156
00:13:13,638 --> 00:13:15,572
[Onlookers Gasping]

157
00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:18,871
Go!

158
00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:45,926
<i>[Fire Extinguishers Hissing]</i>

159
00:13:51,142 --> 00:13:54,475
Dad.
My leg. Leg.

160
00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:58,037
<i>My leg. Leg.</i>

161
00:13:58,116 --> 00:14:00,141
[Groans]

162
00:14:13,331 --> 00:14:16,357
<i>[Siren]</i>

163
00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:38,378
Whoa! That's terrific.
<i>Thanks.</i>

164
00:14:38,455 --> 00:14:42,551
How's your father doing?
Oh, he'll be okay...
just won't be driving for a while.

165
00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:44,890
Who are you, anyway?
Just a guy looking for a job.

166
00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:47,725
Boy, is your timing incredible,
Mr...
Knight. Michael Knight.

167
00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:50,232
Lisa Phillips.
Got no jobs, Mr. Knight.

168
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,394
I don't know. Seems to me
you're short a driver for a while.

169
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:56,769
Think you can replace my dad?
That's a laugh.

170
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,808
You haven't seen me drive yet.

171
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,742
Look, we can't spare a car
for you to wreck up, Mr. Knight.

172
00:15:01,812 --> 00:15:03,871
<i>That's okay.</i>
<i>I use my own.</i>

173
00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,812
Unless you're afraid
I'll wreck your track here.

174
00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:08,817
Okay. Go ahead and show me
what you think you can do.

175
00:15:08,885 --> 00:15:11,251
- You got it. Thanks.
- Hmm.

176
00:15:13,156 --> 00:15:16,421
So who is that?
Some nut wants to be
a stunt driver.

177
00:15:16,493 --> 00:15:18,427
Instead of
letting me fill in?

178
00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,429
[Sighs]
What'd you tell him?

179
00:15:20,497 --> 00:15:23,091
Said we'd look.
Why?

180
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,157
Why not?

181
00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:32,866
How did it go, Michael?
Jury's still out, KITT.

182
00:15:32,943 --> 00:15:35,036
[Engine Starts]
We're about to audition.

183
00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:38,478
Meaning?
Meaning we gotta prove
we can perform stunts.

184
00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:42,450
You must be joking.
I can easily outperform
those primitive stock machines...

185
00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:44,453
the refer to as "stunt cars."

186
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:46,546
My data indicates that if you wish,

187
00:15:46,623 --> 00:15:51,185
We could perform a 360-, 540-,
Or even a 720-Degree turn.

188
00:15:51,261 --> 00:15:55,664
- So?
- There's also a multitude of more
advanced evolutions we could perform.

189
00:15:55,732 --> 00:15:58,462
KITT, you're forgetting one
very important element.

190
00:15:58,535 --> 00:16:00,901
We're not supposed to be that good.

191
00:16:00,971 --> 00:16:03,667
Oh.
Now ya got it.

192
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,970
[Tires Squealing]

193
00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:03,463
How'd I do?
Not bad for an amateur.

194
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:06,331
Well, when my life's on the line,
I learn real fast.

195
00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:09,998
- You think you can teach me?
- Yeah. Maybe you'll get us both killed.

196
00:17:10,073 --> 00:17:13,474
- Maybe I won't.
- Maybe we'll give it a shot.

197
00:17:13,543 --> 00:17:16,239
- That a firm maybe?
- Maybe.

198
00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:19,749
You know, there sure are a lot of maybes
in this business, aren't there?

199
00:17:19,816 --> 00:17:24,253
- Listen. You hang in here for a minute
and I'll check it out with my dad, okay?
- Okay.

200
00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:31,019
- Hey. You weren't too bad out there.
- Thanks.

201
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:33,858
Michael Knight.
Mark Phillips.

202
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:38,026
Uh, Phillips? Oh.
Yeah. Lisa's my sister.
Sammy's my dad.

203
00:17:39,436 --> 00:17:42,769
You know, if you join up with us,
could be real tough, you learning
them routines.

204
00:17:42,839 --> 00:17:45,307
That's okay.
I got a real smart car.

205
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,071
[Huffs]
Well... Well, I guess.

206
00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:52,376
- You wanna see my act?
- Sure, man. Shake it down.

207
00:17:52,449 --> 00:17:54,440
All right.

208
00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:09,661
<i>[Engine Starts]</i>

209
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:12,201
<i>[Engine Rewing]</i>

210
00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:41,895
Whoo!

211
00:18:46,102 --> 00:18:48,036
[Engine Stops]
Ahhh.

212
00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:50,197
Hey. That was terrific.
Hey. Thanks.

213
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:52,366
When's Sammy gonna
put you in the show?
I don't know.

214
00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:54,535
Better be soon.
Don't worry, man.
It'll come.

215
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,545
Yeah, well, it's taking long enough.

216
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,207
<i>Mark.</i>
Yeah, Dad?

217
00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:02,581
Thought I told you
to change the tires on Mario's car.
I was just getting to it.

218
00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:06,554
Don't give me that. I just saw you
hotdogging around the track.
Yeah? What do you think?

219
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:10,218
I think you better get it in gear
and do what I tell you
and don't let it happen again.

220
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,352
Now, do yo<i>u u</i>nderstand?

221
00:19:23,973 --> 00:19:25,907
You know, your son,
he's really terrific.

222
00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:28,068
Yeah, I know.
He's got a lot of talent.

223
00:19:28,144 --> 00:19:30,578
Why are you so rough on him?

224
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:35,141
Just trying to teach him
some discipline and responsibility,
'cause I don't want him getting hurt.

225
00:19:36,419 --> 00:19:40,253
Stunt cars are bad enough,
but motorcycles are the pits.

226
00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:42,416
Yeah. Well, I wonder
if he sees it that way.

227
00:19:42,492 --> 00:19:44,585
Well, if he doesn't now,
he will.

228
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,653
It's the way I was taught,
and if it was good enough for...

229
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,463
Who are you, anyway?

230
00:19:51,534 --> 00:19:53,559
Oh, I'm Michael Knight.
I'm your new driver.

231
00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:56,104
- Who says?
- Well, I did, sort of.

232
00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:59,107
I've been looking for...
Look.
Whose show is this, anyway?

233
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:02,440
Yours, Dad.
Well, then how come
you're hiring me a driver?

234
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:05,447
Three reasons. One, we need
a temporary replacement for you.

235
00:20:05,515 --> 00:20:09,451
Two, he's not bad for an amateur.
And three, hey, no one else
is applying for the job.

236
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,453
All right, all right.

237
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:15,616
- So you wanna drive for me, huh?
- Yes, sir. That's the idea.

238
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:19,184
All right.
Then show me something...
something interesting.

239
00:20:19,262 --> 00:20:21,856
All right.
What would you like to see?

240
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:25,628
- Oh, uh, how about a little skiing?
- What's "skiing"?

241
00:20:27,537 --> 00:20:29,471
[Sighs]
"What's skiing?"

242
00:20:29,539 --> 00:20:31,564
See what I mean?

243
00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:34,303
That's, uh,
driving on two wheels.

244
00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:36,641
Two wheels.
Which ones, right or left?

245
00:20:37,814 --> 00:20:40,749
[Sighs]
Oh. Your choice.

246
00:20:40,817 --> 00:20:44,446
Or better still,
why not try it both ways?

247
00:20:44,521 --> 00:20:47,752
Both ways.
[Snaps Fingers]
Gotcha.

248
00:20:47,824 --> 00:20:49,758
[Sighs] Hey, Dad.
That's not really fair.

249
00:20:49,826 --> 00:20:51,760
Probably nobody
can do it both ways.

250
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:54,262
Aw, let him find it out for himself...

251
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,321
the hard way.

252
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:04,604
Ahhh. I guess this time
we better pull out a few stops.

253
00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:08,405
Sammy's not gonna be an easy audience.
I'm yours to command, Michael.

254
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:11,572
Anything you can think of,
I'm sure I can perform.

255
00:21:11,648 --> 00:21:14,139
You know, I sure do admire your modesty.

256
00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:18,119
Modesty is a state of mind, Michael.
I only deal in facts.

257
00:21:18,188 --> 00:21:19,485
[Engine Revving]

258
00:21:32,402 --> 00:21:35,769
[KITT]
Is this impressive enough?
<i>Let's hope so.</i>

259
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,268
[Laughs]
What'd I tell you?

260
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:44,404
<i>There, Dad. Did you ever see</i>
<i>anyone do that both ways before?</i>

261
00:21:52,989 --> 00:21:55,423
Like that?
Not bad. Not too bad.

262
00:21:55,491 --> 00:21:58,585
Oh, don't let him kid you.
You were great, just great.
Thanks.

263
00:21:59,829 --> 00:22:02,093
Well, Sammy?
Let's you and me
go up to the office...

264
00:22:02,165 --> 00:22:04,429
and talk about how much
I'm going to underpay you.

265
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,491
All right.

266
00:22:10,006 --> 00:22:11,940
<i>[Man]</i>
<i>Nicejob, Gordon.</i>

267
00:22:12,008 --> 00:22:15,705
<i>We'll get that place</i>
<i>by the end of the month.</i>
<i>It's $5 million, cool profit.</i>

268
00:22:15,778 --> 00:22:17,769
Thank you, sir.

269
00:22:17,847 --> 00:22:21,613
With Sammy out of action,
we oughta be able to take him over
in about three more weeks.

270
00:22:21,684 --> 00:22:23,777
I sure hope so, Mr. Blake.

271
00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:26,048
Well, you sound like
there might be a problem.

272
00:22:26,122 --> 00:22:29,455
Well, last week
the show was just hanging on.

273
00:22:29,525 --> 00:22:34,485
Then after Sammy's accident,
the audience dried up just as
we expected it would, sir.

274
00:22:34,564 --> 00:22:36,930
<i>But...</i>
I don't need the details, Gordon.

275
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,934
Just give me the broad strokes.

276
00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:41,766
Sammy's got himself a new driver, sir.

277
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:45,672
Doesn't matter. Sammy's the show.
Without him, they're dead.

278
00:22:45,742 --> 00:22:47,733
What if the new guy's good?

279
00:22:49,479 --> 00:22:51,572
I expect you to handle it, Gordon.

280
00:22:51,648 --> 00:22:53,673
If you don't,
I'll find someone who will.

281
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,150
Do yo<i>u u</i>nderstand?
Yes. Of course, Mr. Blake.

282
00:22:56,219 --> 00:22:58,312
Good. Now get going.

283
00:23:00,757 --> 00:23:03,487
By the side door, if you don't mind.

284
00:23:05,995 --> 00:23:07,986
Yes, sir.

285
00:23:40,296 --> 00:23:42,787
[Creaking]
[Grunts]

286
00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:07,245
Hey.

287
00:24:10,493 --> 00:24:12,484
Hey!

288
00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:18,934
<i>[Ratcheting Noises]</i>

289
00:24:19,002 --> 00:24:21,493
- Aaah.
- If I were you, buddy,

290
00:24:21,571 --> 00:24:24,165
I'd get out of there
before you get yourself trapped.

291
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,231
Who said that?

292
00:24:34,584 --> 00:24:37,610
Really. Some people are simply too much.

293
00:24:42,558 --> 00:24:44,549
<i>[Michael]</i>
<i>Now, that they've tried to sabotage you,</i>

294
00:24:44,627 --> 00:24:46,959
<i>You know</i>
<i>we must've stirred something up.</i>

295
00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:48,895
Michael, I must confess
I have a difficult time...

296
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:52,401
computing the logic of this sport,
as you insist on calling it.

297
00:24:52,468 --> 00:24:55,062
- Why?
- On a mathematical basis,

298
00:24:55,138 --> 00:24:57,606
These so-Called "stunts"
do present a slight challenge,

299
00:24:57,673 --> 00:25:00,904
But it seems a somewhat pointless
and rather dangerous activity.

300
00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:03,912
- KITT, that's not the point.
- Then what is the point?

301
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,574
People pay money to see the stunts.

302
00:25:06,649 --> 00:25:09,413
Without money,
Sammy's show is going down the drain.

303
00:25:09,485 --> 00:25:13,251
I see. Well, Michael, if our object
is to save this enterprise,

304
00:25:13,322 --> 00:25:15,313
We'd best come up with something
quite exceptional.

305
00:25:15,391 --> 00:25:18,383
- That seems logical.
- What else would it be?

306
00:25:18,461 --> 00:25:22,090
Now that we've got that settled,
what would you suggest we do?

307
00:25:22,165 --> 00:25:24,759
How would I know?
You're talking show business,

308
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:28,133
And that's completely outside
the scope of any known system of logic.

309
00:25:28,204 --> 00:25:30,468
- You know, what, KITT?
- What, Michael?

310
00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:33,031
Sometimes you're no help at all.

311
00:25:33,109 --> 00:25:35,509
You sure do
understand your capabilities.

312
00:25:35,578 --> 00:25:40,743
Of course I do.
But you are the best judge of what
will turn people on, as they say.

313
00:25:40,817 --> 00:25:44,446
I'm afraid this time
the ball is in your court,
as they also say.

314
00:26:04,307 --> 00:26:07,572
Whoa! Yeah!
[Laughing]

315
00:26:07,643 --> 00:26:09,736
<i>[Tires Screeching]</i>
Hi, kid.
Hi, Sammy.

316
00:26:09,812 --> 00:26:12,076
I'm telling you, we're gonna
have a good show this week.

317
00:26:12,148 --> 00:26:14,582
Yeah.
[Sighs]

318
00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:16,743
You know, I've been
watching you, Michael,

319
00:26:16,819 --> 00:26:18,753
You're good, real good.

320
00:26:18,821 --> 00:26:20,755
Thanks, Sammy.

321
00:26:20,823 --> 00:26:23,155
What we really need, though,
is a showstopper.

322
00:26:23,226 --> 00:26:27,128
Yeah. I've been thinking about that.
How would you feel about me
doing the finale?

323
00:26:27,196 --> 00:26:30,165
My stunt? Ohhh.
No way you can do that blind.

324
00:26:30,233 --> 00:26:32,201
Maybe in a year or two,
but...

325
00:26:32,268 --> 00:26:34,532
Well, do I have to do it blind?

326
00:26:34,604 --> 00:26:38,370
Kid, I'll level with you.
Without the blind finish,
the act is nowhere.

327
00:26:38,441 --> 00:26:42,207
As a matter of fact,
the whole show isn't really
all that much... not these days.

328
00:26:42,278 --> 00:26:44,746
No, the blind bit's the only thing
keeping us in business...

329
00:26:44,814 --> 00:26:46,748
and that just barely.

330
00:26:46,816 --> 00:26:49,216
What do you think
about a jump over a car and a truck?

331
00:26:49,285 --> 00:26:51,378
Humph. Big deal.

332
00:26:51,454 --> 00:26:53,445
I jump four trucks
just for a buildup.

333
00:26:53,523 --> 00:26:55,991
Yeah, but not while
they're moving in the same direction.

334
00:26:56,058 --> 00:26:58,219
Ohhh, no, no, no.

335
00:26:58,294 --> 00:27:01,229
No, forget that.
That's impossible.
I know I can do it.

336
00:27:01,297 --> 00:27:05,233
Oh, the ramp is simple enough,
but you couldn't build up enough speed.
How about letting me try?

337
00:27:05,301 --> 00:27:09,499
All you'll end up doing
is wrecking a car and maybe yourself.
I'll use my car.

338
00:27:09,572 --> 00:27:11,699
[Sighs]
All right.

339
00:27:11,774 --> 00:27:15,710
If you're that determined,
give it a try at practice tomorrow.
What about the finale this afternoon?

340
00:27:15,778 --> 00:27:19,179
You said you needed a showstopper,
didn't you?
Well, yeah, but l...

341
00:27:21,651 --> 00:27:23,846
[Sighs]

342
00:27:25,321 --> 00:27:27,346
[Exhales Deeply]

343
00:27:27,423 --> 00:27:30,153
Okay, kid,
but it's your neck.
Okay! Okay, thanks!

344
00:27:33,663 --> 00:27:36,655
<i>**[Loudspeakers: Rockabilly]</i>

345
00:27:41,103 --> 00:27:44,368
Ahhh. There you go, KITT.

346
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,465
You're starting to look
pretty nifty there, buddy.

347
00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:50,444
Really, Michael.
Is all this garishness really necessary?

348
00:27:50,513 --> 00:27:53,448
Of course it is.
We're in show business now.

349
00:27:53,516 --> 00:27:56,110
You're gonna be a star.
It'll be more appropriate.

350
00:27:56,185 --> 00:28:00,884
Really? But still,
I fail to understand how these stars
enhance my functional capabilities.

351
00:28:00,957 --> 00:28:04,120
- That's not the point.
- Then exactly what is the point?

352
00:28:05,294 --> 00:28:07,489
I don't think I can explain it
so you'd understand.

353
00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,326
Very weak reasoning.

354
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:12,060
All right. Look.
Either you get the stars,

355
00:28:12,134 --> 00:28:14,898
Or get painted red, white and blue
like all the other cars.

356
00:28:14,971 --> 00:28:19,169
- Now which is it?
- Keep pasting, Michael.
Please keep pasting.

357
00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:27,606
Ladies and gentlemen,
one of our drivers will now try...

358
00:28:27,683 --> 00:28:30,083
<i>a jump over two moving vehicles.</i>

359
00:28:30,152 --> 00:28:32,848
<i>A stunt that has been</i>
<i>attempted dozens of times...</i>

360
00:28:32,922 --> 00:28:35,083
<i>By various driving legends,</i>

361
00:28:35,157 --> 00:28:38,024
<i>And they've all been unsuccessful.</i>

362
00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:43,191
<i>We are about to see</i>
<i>stunt driving history...</i>

363
00:28:43,266 --> 00:28:45,359
<i>Or witness one hell of a wreck.!</i>

364
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:48,198
<i>All we can say is good luck to Mike.!</i>

365
00:28:48,271 --> 00:28:53,368
- Sure we can do this, huh?
- The chances of successful completion
are somewhat less that optimum.

366
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:56,878
What? Why didn't
you tell me that before?

367
00:28:56,946 --> 00:28:58,971
Would it have made any difference?
Well, l...

368
00:28:59,048 --> 00:29:02,882
After all, you're
the expert on showstoppers,
as I think you call them.

369
00:29:02,952 --> 00:29:06,353
All I have to do is all the work,
take the punishment,

370
00:29:06,422 --> 00:29:08,356
The abuse of my circuitry, the...

371
00:29:08,424 --> 00:29:11,552
Not now, KITT. Not now.

372
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,192
<i>[Cheering, Whistling]</i>

373
00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:28,500
<i>[Cheering Continues]</i>
Thank you! Thank you!

374
00:29:28,577 --> 00:29:31,808
<i>**[Fanfare]</i>

375
00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:55,702
That's some kind of driving, kid.
I couldn't have done better myself.
Thanks, Sammy.

376
00:29:55,771 --> 00:29:58,399
Gimme a couple of days
for a little publicity,
we'll really pack 'em in.

377
00:29:58,474 --> 00:29:59,964
You got it.

378
00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:02,101
You really turned
this whole show around, Michael.

379
00:30:02,178 --> 00:30:05,341
You know, for a guy who never
drove professionally before,
you're incredible.

380
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,283
That was a business kiss,
not a social one.

381
00:30:20,796 --> 00:30:22,787
That was a social one.

382
00:30:30,373 --> 00:30:32,739
Hey. How ya doing?

383
00:30:32,808 --> 00:30:37,745
Name's Bill Gordon, and that was some
fantastic stunt you just pulled off.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.

384
00:30:37,813 --> 00:30:40,907
You know, a guy like you could
go a long way in this business.

385
00:30:40,983 --> 00:30:42,917
Think so, huh?
Oh, yeah.

386
00:30:42,985 --> 00:30:46,978
How would you like to be making, say,
50 times what you're making right now?

387
00:30:47,056 --> 00:30:50,583
Keep talking.
I represent a large corporation,

388
00:30:50,659 --> 00:30:54,925
And I think a man with your ability
definitely has a place in our company.

389
00:30:54,997 --> 00:30:57,261
Well, maybe we got
something to talk about after all.

390
00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:01,497
Fine. Fine. Well,
let's you and me take a walk...
No, no. Not you and me.

391
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:04,232
Me and the guy you work for.

392
00:31:05,975 --> 00:31:08,773
[Sighs]
I don't know about that.
Yeah? Well, I do.

393
00:31:08,844 --> 00:31:12,644
If I'm as valuable an asset
as you say I am,
I don't deal below top dog.

394
00:31:12,715 --> 00:31:16,048
So you touch home base with that
and, uh, let me know.

395
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,958
<i>[Devon]</i>
<i>Yes. I understand completely,</i>
<i>Mr. Prime Minister,</i>

396
00:31:27,029 --> 00:31:28,963
<i>And of course, you're quite right.</i>

397
00:31:29,031 --> 00:31:31,226
Uh, as Henry Kissinger once said,

398
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:33,393
"Even paranoids have real enemies."

399
00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:36,461
No, he wasn't making a joke.

400
00:31:36,539 --> 00:31:38,837
He was being funny,
but there is a difference.

401
00:31:40,242 --> 00:31:44,235
<i>Uh, yes. All right. I'm sure that</i>
<i>by the time the meeting convenes</i>
<i>next month,</i>

402
00:31:44,313 --> 00:31:46,406
<i>The whole thing</i>
<i>will have been worked out.</i>

403
00:31:46,482 --> 00:31:48,541
Uh, yes. See you.
See you very soon.

404
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:50,448
Good-Bye.

405
00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:53,454
Sorry about that. He's the most
insecure man I've ever met.

406
00:31:53,522 --> 00:31:56,355
How he managed to get himself
elected in the first place...

407
00:31:56,425 --> 00:31:59,553
is one of those insoluble
political mysteries.

408
00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:03,496
Well, back to, uh,
the business at hand.

409
00:32:03,566 --> 00:32:05,500
You were saying?

410
00:32:05,568 --> 00:32:07,297
I think they've finally taken the bait.

411
00:32:07,369 --> 00:32:09,303
Oh? And what leads you
to that assumption?

412
00:32:09,371 --> 00:32:13,239
I was approached with an offer
I'm not supposed to be able to refuse.

413
00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:15,140
And, of course, you didn't.

414
00:32:15,211 --> 00:32:17,771
No, I did.
Why?

415
00:32:17,847 --> 00:32:22,079
Well, I'm holding out
for a one-On-One with the top dog,
Mr. Blake himself.

416
00:32:22,151 --> 00:32:26,053
And precisely what
is he supposed to do,
confess all?

417
00:32:26,121 --> 00:32:29,522
Well, that depends on exactly how badly
he wants to buy me off.

418
00:32:29,592 --> 00:32:32,425
- Well, let's hope you're right.
- Meaning?

419
00:32:32,495 --> 00:32:35,089
Meaning that if he's
that worried about you,

420
00:32:35,164 --> 00:32:38,361
There are cheaper and easier ways
to solve his problem.

421
00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:42,063
Like... terminating
with extreme prejudice.

422
00:32:42,137 --> 00:32:44,264
Yes. That's exactly what I mean.

423
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:45,830
Yeah.

424
00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:49,844
<i>[Blake]</i>
<i>Yes, that's exactly what I mean.</i>

425
00:32:50,913 --> 00:32:54,246
Waste him.
<i>You sure you want to</i>
<i>go that far?</i>

426
00:32:54,316 --> 00:32:56,409
You offered him money, right?
Yeah.

427
00:32:57,653 --> 00:33:00,417
Any two-Bit stunt driver
would have grabbed at it.

428
00:33:00,489 --> 00:33:04,016
But not him.
He wants a face-To-Face with me. Why?

429
00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:06,254
I don't know, Mr. Blake.

430
00:33:06,328 --> 00:33:08,421
And I don't care.

431
00:33:08,497 --> 00:33:12,593
I don't know who he is or what he wants,
but nobody, and I mean nobody,
gets to me direct.

432
00:33:13,669 --> 00:33:16,331
That's what I pay you for...
to run interference.

433
00:33:16,405 --> 00:33:19,431
Now, he doesn't wanna
play ball with you, that's fine.

434
00:33:19,508 --> 00:33:22,841
He doesn't get to play ball at all.
You take care of him.

435
00:33:24,013 --> 00:33:25,947
Quietly.

436
00:33:26,015 --> 00:33:30,111
No, not quietly. Noisy.
Big and noisy.

437
00:33:31,287 --> 00:33:34,779
So you see he has an accident,
a nice fatal accident...

438
00:33:34,857 --> 00:33:39,385
a really for real showstopper,
if you get my point.

439
00:33:51,373 --> 00:33:53,671
[Laughing]

440
00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:57,011
<i>[Lisa]</i>
<i>Hey.! Whoo.</i>

441
00:33:57,079 --> 00:34:00,571
I tell you, this stunt driving stuff
is real thirsty work.

442
00:34:00,649 --> 00:34:02,583
Ah, it's all that dust, kid.

443
00:34:02,651 --> 00:34:04,744
I've been eating it
for damn near 40 years now,

444
00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:08,415
And that's a long time to be living
on burned rubber and carbon monoxide.

445
00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:11,482
Yeah? I always thought
this was a young man's game.

446
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,155
Oh, what do you mean
"young man's game?"
[Chuckles]

447
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:18,996
<i>That's only 'cause being crazy</i>
<i>and cautious at the same time</i>
<i>is a very rare combination.</i>

448
00:34:19,068 --> 00:34:22,094
Like the pilots used to say.
"There's old pilots
and there's bold pilots,

449
00:34:22,171 --> 00:34:24,105
But there's damn few
old, bold pilots."

450
00:34:24,173 --> 00:34:27,199
[Chuckles]
Dad, why don't you just pack it in?

451
00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:31,940
<i>Do what, sit around, wait to die?</i>
<i>This is the only life I know,</i>
<i>the only life I want.</i>

452
00:34:32,014 --> 00:34:37,213
Yeah, but, Sammy, if you sold out...
I mean, after all, this place has gotta
be worth a chunk of money.

453
00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:39,880
Yeah. It almost all
belongs to the bank too.

454
00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:41,889
Do I look crazy or something?

455
00:34:41,957 --> 00:34:45,518
You think if I wasn't up
to my eyeballs in hock I wouldn't
do something about this place...

456
00:34:45,594 --> 00:34:47,459
<i>like fixing up</i>
<i>that whole section over there?</i>

457
00:34:47,529 --> 00:34:50,657
- Yeah. I see what you mean.
- Now, that's the whole problem, Dad.

458
00:34:50,733 --> 00:34:53,668
Even when things are going great,
we're still just barely getting by.

459
00:34:53,736 --> 00:34:58,901
Now, listen. All I have in this world,
all I have to leave you and Mark
is this place!

460
00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:01,238
And maybe you two
can do better with it than I have,

461
00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:04,541
But it's gonna be here
for you to try, okay?

462
00:35:04,613 --> 00:35:06,547
Okay.
Besides,

463
00:35:06,615 --> 00:35:09,482
<i>Another couple of weeks,</i>
<i>the way Michael's act is drawing,</i>
<i>I'll be home free.</i>

464
00:35:09,551 --> 00:35:12,418
Yeah.
I don't know why a driver
as good as you are...

465
00:35:12,488 --> 00:35:15,218
is willing to settle for
a little two-Bit operation like ours,

466
00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:17,417
<i>But believe me,</i>
<i>Lisa, Mark and me...</i>

467
00:35:17,493 --> 00:35:20,587
<i>Really, really appreciate</i>
<i>what you've been doing for us.</i>

468
00:35:20,663 --> 00:35:23,564
That's okay. Let's just say
it was my pleasure to help.

469
00:35:23,632 --> 00:35:28,660
<i>Wait a minute.</i>
<i>You figure you owe me one, right?</i>
Right. Name your price.

470
00:35:28,737 --> 00:35:30,602
Let Mark perform tomorrow.

471
00:35:33,075 --> 00:35:36,203
[Giggles]

472
00:35:36,278 --> 00:35:38,303
[Laughing]

473
00:35:39,782 --> 00:35:41,750
Okay. Okay.
Okay.

474
00:35:41,817 --> 00:35:43,842
Let's get back to work, huh?
Sure.

475
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,612
But that still don't tell me why.

476
00:35:56,699 --> 00:35:58,633
Only half the money is here.

477
00:35:58,701 --> 00:36:02,933
I asked you
to rig up a couple of accidents
that would close that show down.

478
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:07,706
Hell, Sammy's doing better business now
than before I hired you.

479
00:36:07,776 --> 00:36:10,438
So what do you want me to do?
<i>Take care of Knight.</i>

480
00:36:10,512 --> 00:36:14,915
If Knight goes, the show goes.
If the show goes, you get your money...

481
00:36:14,983 --> 00:36:16,917
plus a five grand bonus.

482
00:36:16,985 --> 00:36:18,919
<i>Well, it ain't gonna be easy.</i>

483
00:36:18,987 --> 00:36:21,080
I already tried to fix his car.

484
00:36:21,156 --> 00:36:23,624
<i>What happened?</i>
Don't ask.

485
00:36:23,692 --> 00:36:27,150
- Try again.
- I'll see what I can do.

486
00:36:27,229 --> 00:36:31,791
You better, 'cause if you don't,
I'm gonna be there to pack yo<i>u u</i>p.

487
00:36:31,867 --> 00:36:35,030
- With what?
- With a big bang...

488
00:36:35,104 --> 00:36:37,095
under the stands.

489
00:36:37,172 --> 00:36:42,200
- I don't want any part of it.
- Just do your job
and nothing will happen.

490
00:36:42,277 --> 00:36:44,268
The show can't go on without Knight.

491
00:36:44,346 --> 00:36:47,110
<i>It's up to you.</i>
<i>By the way,</i>

492
00:36:47,182 --> 00:36:49,446
If you're thinking
about backing out of this,

493
00:36:50,452 --> 00:36:52,386
Don't...

494
00:36:52,454 --> 00:36:57,619
<i>otherwise, you might find some nasty,</i>
<i>unexpected surprise in your gas tank.</i>

495
00:37:02,965 --> 00:37:05,297
[Engine Starts]

496
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,631
Mark.
Yeah, Dad.

497
00:37:14,777 --> 00:37:18,577
Get your act together.
You're in today's show.

498
00:37:18,647 --> 00:37:20,945
- Right! Thanks!
- Hey!

499
00:37:21,016 --> 00:37:22,506
Oh! Did I hurt you?
No.

500
00:37:22,584 --> 00:37:23,949
You all right?
Yeah.

501
00:37:24,019 --> 00:37:27,887
What made you change your mind?
Well, let's just say
I got a little persuasion.

502
00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:30,516
Well, thanks a lot, Dad.
I won't let you down.
I know.

503
00:37:30,592 --> 00:37:32,822
Okay.
Mark!

504
00:37:32,895 --> 00:37:35,386
Yeah, Dad?
Wear my helmet...

505
00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:37,830
At least till we get you
a show helmet of your own.

506
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:40,425
Good luck, kid.

507
00:37:49,578 --> 00:37:51,569
[Engine Revving]

508
00:38:00,088 --> 00:38:03,683
Yeah! Show them how to do it, kid!
Knock 'em dead, Mark!

509
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:07,485
<i>[Applause]</i>

510
00:38:13,635 --> 00:38:16,604
<i>- [Applause]</i>
<i>- Yeah.!</i>

511
00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:19,641
<i>Whoo.! Whoo.! Yeah.!</i>

512
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:29,380
<i>- [Cheering]</i>
<i>- **[Fanfare]</i>

513
00:38:33,822 --> 00:38:35,949
You know, Mike,
with this new stunt you're performing,

514
00:38:36,024 --> 00:38:39,187
I realize that you're
actually saving the show for us,

515
00:38:39,261 --> 00:38:42,788
And I just want you to know
that I apologize for being
so hostile towards you.

516
00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:45,197
Forget it, Mario.
We're all under a little pressure.

517
00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:57,044
Here's to a good show.

518
00:38:57,112 --> 00:39:00,707
Hey! What is this, teatime?

519
00:39:00,782 --> 00:39:03,376
Come on, Michael.
You're on next. Start getting ready.

520
00:39:03,452 --> 00:39:05,386
Okay. Thanks, Mario.

521
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,121
<i>[Applause, Cheering]</i>

522
00:39:23,872 --> 00:39:26,432
[Cheering]
<i>**[Fanfare]</i>

523
00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:36,248
Yeah.
[Laughing]

524
00:39:36,318 --> 00:39:40,254
<i>[Announcer]</i>
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>now we have the main event.</i>

525
00:39:40,322 --> 00:39:45,157
You were great!
<i>An impossible stunt performed</i>
<i>successfully only one time...</i>

526
00:39:45,227 --> 00:39:47,491
In the history of mankind.

527
00:39:47,562 --> 00:39:49,689
<i>The man who did it once...</i>

528
00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:52,632
<i>Will press his luck</i>
<i>and try to repeat it.</i>

529
00:39:52,701 --> 00:39:55,636
Daredevil driver Michael Knight...

530
00:39:55,704 --> 00:40:00,437
<i>and his faithful car nicknamed... KATT.!</i>

531
00:40:00,509 --> 00:40:03,945
<i>- **</i> [Fanfare]
- [Whistling]

532
00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:17,050
Did you hear that announcer?
He called me "KATT."

533
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:19,059
That's a four- Legged feline.

534
00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:21,357
So go complain to your agent, huh?

535
00:40:22,364 --> 00:40:24,195
[Huffs]

536
00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:34,741
Michael, we're not at speed
for this maneuver.

537
00:40:36,611 --> 00:40:39,808
<i>[Tires Screeching]</i>
Michael, do yo<i>u u</i>nderstand.?

538
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:47,846
His timing is off.
His timing is off.
He's not gonna make it.

539
00:40:49,257 --> 00:40:52,021
Michael,
please hit the automatic pilot.

540
00:40:54,629 --> 00:40:56,529
<i>- [Turbo Booster Fires]</i>
- Showtime!

541
00:41:03,739 --> 00:41:06,071
[Cheering]

542
00:41:19,654 --> 00:41:21,918
KITT, oxygen.

543
00:41:21,990 --> 00:41:24,584
[Beeps]
[Hissing]

544
00:41:24,659 --> 00:41:27,025
[Breathing Deeply]

545
00:41:27,095 --> 00:41:30,929
<i>It's gotta be Mario.</i>
<i>That's it. Let's go get him.!</i>

546
00:41:37,939 --> 00:41:41,966
<i>[Announcer]</i>
<i>Hey.! Looks like there's</i>
<i>something more in the show, folks.</i>

547
00:41:49,818 --> 00:41:53,151
All right, KITT.
Put me next to him, huh?

548
00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:03,622
[Breathing Heavily]

549
00:42:03,698 --> 00:42:05,632
You rigged Sammy's car,
didn't you?
Yeah.

550
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,635
Attempted murder.
That's a long time in jail, man.
Listen, it wasn't all me.

551
00:42:08,703 --> 00:42:10,637
Who you working for?
Bill Gordon.

552
00:42:10,705 --> 00:42:13,105
He said he's gonna
plant a bomb.
Where?

553
00:42:13,175 --> 00:42:15,837
Where?
The transformer.
It's under the stands near Section E.

554
00:42:17,512 --> 00:42:19,537
[Tires Squealing]

555
00:42:24,052 --> 00:42:26,179
[Ticking]

556
00:42:27,889 --> 00:42:32,349
<i>[Car Engine Rewing In The Distance]</i>

557
00:42:53,815 --> 00:42:56,340
- Stop!
- Where's the bomb?

558
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,888
It wasn't my idea!
It was Blake's!

559
00:43:02,591 --> 00:43:04,491
Where's the bomb?

560
00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:07,392
It's over there!
It's gonna go off any second!

561
00:43:09,598 --> 00:43:11,122
Thank you.

562
00:43:23,712 --> 00:43:27,307
KITT, you okay? KITT!

563
00:43:27,382 --> 00:43:29,373
We'll discuss that
at a more appropriate time.

564
00:43:29,451 --> 00:43:31,078
All right.

565
00:43:42,430 --> 00:43:45,729
- Who the hell are you?
- You know damn well who I am.

566
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,825
What I want's money, lots of it.

567
00:43:47,903 --> 00:43:49,871
I don't know what you're talking about.

568
00:43:49,938 --> 00:43:52,532
Let's not dance around all day, okay?

569
00:43:52,607 --> 00:43:55,405
<i>I told Gordon</i>
<i>I wanted to talk to you one-On-One...</i>

570
00:43:55,477 --> 00:43:57,741
<i>And instead you had him</i>
<i>try and snuff me out.</i>

571
00:43:57,812 --> 00:44:00,246
Very, very hostile, Mr. Blake.

572
00:44:00,315 --> 00:44:02,340
<i>But as you noticed, it didn't work.</i>

573
00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:06,615
So now I'm here. We talk.
The price? Maybe triple.
You get my point?

574
00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:09,555
Assuming I knew
what you were talking about.

575
00:44:09,624 --> 00:44:12,559
What I'm talking about is
I got to Gordon and Mario,

576
00:44:12,627 --> 00:44:15,892
And they unburdened
their somewhat grimy souls to me.

577
00:44:17,832 --> 00:44:21,097
- Does anybody else know about this?
- Nobody. Not yet.

578
00:44:21,169 --> 00:44:23,763
Nobody's gonna know if we make a deal.

579
00:44:23,838 --> 00:44:27,296
Either we deal,
or I take Gordon to the cops.

580
00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:30,276
What'll it take
to make you happy, Knight?

581
00:44:30,345 --> 00:44:34,975
Money. How much
depends on what you want.

582
00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:36,984
You know what I want.

583
00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:42,456
Well, tell me again,
just so we're reading the same book.

584
00:44:42,524 --> 00:44:44,890
I want that show closed down for keeps.

585
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,428
I want that property
and I want it fast.

586
00:44:47,495 --> 00:44:49,326
No restrictions on the methods?

587
00:44:49,397 --> 00:44:52,662
None. Just get it done...
whatever it takes.

588
00:44:52,734 --> 00:44:57,637
You mean like that so-Called
"accident" to Sammy or my "accident"?

589
00:44:58,807 --> 00:45:00,798
Right.

590
00:45:01,977 --> 00:45:05,469
[Sighs] All right.
What exactly do you want, Knight?

591
00:45:05,547 --> 00:45:11,076
I got what I want, Mr. Blake.
You got what you want, KITT?
Every word, loud and clear, Michael.

592
00:45:11,152 --> 00:45:13,746
- What is that?
- Well, it's your confession.

593
00:45:13,822 --> 00:45:18,816
You see, in this day, you can't convict
on the uncorroborated testimony
of an accomplice, like Gordon,

594
00:45:18,893 --> 00:45:20,884
So we got you on tape.

595
00:45:24,099 --> 00:45:28,263
<i>How much longer are you going to insist</i>
<i>on reveling in chaos and destruction?</i>

596
00:45:28,336 --> 00:45:31,100
It's a tough world out there, Devon.

597
00:45:31,172 --> 00:45:33,470
Hi, Bonnie.
How's it going?

598
00:45:33,541 --> 00:45:36,032
Humph.
Well, the muffler is shot.

599
00:45:37,646 --> 00:45:40,877
But, um, other than that,
the damage is minor.

600
00:45:40,949 --> 00:45:43,713
Oh, good.
Feel better, Devon?

601
00:45:43,785 --> 00:45:47,881
Hey. What are you doing?
Removing these disgusting decals
you've defaced KITT with.

602
00:45:47,956 --> 00:45:50,720
Just leave them where they are.
I don't quite understand, Michael.

603
00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:55,058
You've nailed Blake. You've put
his whole operation out of business.
The mission is over.

604
00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:59,294
- For you and the Foundation it is,
but not for me and KITT.
- I don't quite follow you, Michael.

605
00:45:59,367 --> 00:46:04,395
Whether Blake is in jail or not,
Sammy, Mark and Lisa can't make it
without a showstopper.

606
00:46:04,472 --> 00:46:08,499
Until Sammy can drive again,
KITT and I are gonna have to
pinch-Hit for him.

607
00:46:08,576 --> 00:46:10,476
And how much longer
is that going to take?

608
00:46:10,545 --> 00:46:12,479
Maybe three weeks.
Three weeks!

609
00:46:12,547 --> 00:46:14,640
That's right.

610
00:46:14,716 --> 00:46:17,412
Well, we look forward
to seeing you in three weeks then.

611
00:46:17,485 --> 00:46:19,419
Maybe not.

612
00:46:19,487 --> 00:46:23,082
Why don't you and, uh, Bonbon,
drop by and catch our act?

613
00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:25,092
Huh.

614
00:46:27,429 --> 00:46:29,920
Ahhh.
Michael, what do you
think of a stunt...

615
00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:32,057
where I could somersault
end-Over-End?

616
00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:34,067
It's never been done before.

617
00:46:34,135 --> 00:46:36,069
Or better still,
how about a flaming chariot?

618
00:46:36,137 --> 00:46:40,198
We could set my wheels on fire
and do a jump. At night it could be
quite spectacular, don't you think?

619
00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:45,838
Can't do anything about me.
I think you better consider
reprogramming him...

620
00:46:45,914 --> 00:46:48,542
after <i>thejob.</i>

621
00:46:48,616 --> 00:46:50,550
How about a double-Barrel roll...

622
00:46:50,618 --> 00:46:53,086
or a barrel roll
with a somersault combined?

623
00:46:53,154 --> 00:46:55,952
My data confirms
that a 100-Mile-Per-Hour approach...

624
00:46:56,024 --> 00:46:58,015
to a 48-Degree angle...

625
00:47:12,307 --> 00:47:15,105
<i>[Wilton]</i>
<i>One man can make a difference, Michael.</i>

626
00:47:18,646 --> 00:47:22,582
<i>[Man]</i>
<i>Michael Knight,</i>
<i>a lone crusader in a dangerous world,</i>

627
00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:25,141
<i>The world of the Knight Rider.</i>


