1 00:03:17,342 --> 00:03:21,472 Oh, no. My God, no. 2 00:04:05,423 --> 00:04:07,789 He was inside. Did you see who it was? Does it matter? 3 00:04:07,859 --> 00:04:10,453 We gotta stop him. Move! 4 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:34,514 Okay. Okay. 5 00:04:34,586 --> 00:04:36,816 Whoa! That's a close one. 6 00:04:36,888 --> 00:04:39,379 Michael, slow down. You're going to crash. 7 00:04:39,457 --> 00:04:42,290 I can handle it, KITT. But you're approaching a dangerous curve. 8 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,955 Your chance of survival is less than .04 percent. 9 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:49,727 Will you stop with the odds? I can handle... Aah! 10 00:05:00,011 --> 00:05:02,206 Aah! 11 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:06,011 Sorry, Michael. That makes it 42 to three, my favor. 12 00:05:06,084 --> 00:05:09,212 Well, these computer things are just a waste of time anyway. 13 00:05:09,287 --> 00:05:10,982 Ahem. 14 00:05:11,055 --> 00:05:14,320 Oh, present company excluded, of course. 15 00:05:20,298 --> 00:05:22,789 KITT, go to manual. We're stopping. 16 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:26,200 Really? Why? Is there a young lady in the vicinity? 17 00:05:26,271 --> 00:05:29,968 How'd you know that? Really, Michael. You're so predictable. 18 00:05:31,643 --> 00:05:35,306 Michael, I hate to bring it up... We still have a mission waiting. 19 00:05:36,581 --> 00:05:39,243 Don't worry about it. 20 00:05:46,357 --> 00:05:49,849 Hi, uh, Lieutenant. Need a little help? 21 00:05:49,928 --> 00:05:52,692 Nope. I need a lot of help. I'm Michael Knight. 22 00:05:52,764 --> 00:05:55,460 Robin Ladd. What's the problem? 23 00:05:55,533 --> 00:05:58,559 It won't go. Don't get too technical on me here. 24 00:05:58,636 --> 00:06:01,070 Mind if I take a look? 25 00:06:01,139 --> 00:06:04,905 Be my guest. Pop the hood, huh? 26 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:13,941 Ohh! Ooh. 27 00:06:16,821 --> 00:06:18,755 You're right. Won't go. 28 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,152 You got a bad hose in there. It's totally shot. 29 00:06:25,229 --> 00:06:27,720 Where you headed? Englehart Army Base. 30 00:06:27,799 --> 00:06:31,064 No kiddin'. I'm going right past there. You want a lift? 31 00:06:31,135 --> 00:06:35,265 Thanks. I'll just get my gear. You got it. 32 00:06:44,482 --> 00:06:47,576 Well, KITT, looks like we're gonna join Travelers Aid. 33 00:06:47,652 --> 00:06:50,450 - Gonna give the little lady a lift. - But what about her vehicle? 34 00:06:50,521 --> 00:06:53,684 - We're gonna have to tow it in. - What do you mean, "we"? 35 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:55,589 Hey, hey, shh. Quiet. 36 00:06:56,661 --> 00:07:00,097 Did I hear wrong or did you say "tow"? 37 00:07:00,164 --> 00:07:03,463 Yeah, you know, tow, connect her car to our car. Tow. 38 00:07:03,534 --> 00:07:08,028 Me? Michael, I was not designed to be a tow truck. 39 00:07:08,106 --> 00:07:12,042 I have numerous complex systems which could be adversely affected. 40 00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:15,876 Come on, KITT. You're built like a brick... garage. 41 00:07:15,947 --> 00:07:17,938 Michael! 42 00:07:29,494 --> 00:07:32,156 So what brings you to our neck of the desert? 43 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:35,461 Work. What kind of work? 44 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:39,867 Um, something like insurance. How long you been away? 45 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:43,429 Two years, in Germany. It's funny. 46 00:07:43,508 --> 00:07:46,170 When I was just an army brat at the post school, 47 00:07:46,244 --> 00:07:48,178 Englehart was my home. 48 00:07:48,246 --> 00:07:51,238 Now it's my assignment. Army brat, huh? 49 00:07:51,315 --> 00:07:53,647 Was your mom an officer? No, my dad. 50 00:07:53,718 --> 00:07:55,777 And he's still there. 51 00:07:55,853 --> 00:07:59,516 He's not expecting me till next week, but I wanted to be able to march into his office... 52 00:07:59,590 --> 00:08:03,390 and say, "Colonel Ladd, sir, I'm reporting for duty." 53 00:08:03,461 --> 00:08:05,486 Hope he won't mind. He won't. 54 00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:08,862 If they had officers like you when I was in uniform, I never would've left. 55 00:08:44,802 --> 00:08:46,793 Colonel Ladd? 56 00:08:48,506 --> 00:08:51,202 I'm sorry, sir. I thought this was Colonel Ladd's office. 57 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:54,267 It is. You must be Lieutenant Ladd. 58 00:08:54,345 --> 00:08:57,473 I'm Major Sanderson, General Duncton's adjutant. 59 00:08:57,548 --> 00:09:00,779 Pleased to meet you, sir. Could you tell me where I could find my father? 60 00:09:00,852 --> 00:09:03,343 I think perhaps you'd better talk to General Duncton. 61 00:09:03,421 --> 00:09:06,754 Come with me, please. 62 00:09:11,863 --> 00:09:14,354 What? Problems? You know the army. 63 00:09:14,432 --> 00:09:16,923 Hurry up and wait. 64 00:09:19,637 --> 00:09:22,003 Excuse me, General, but... 65 00:09:23,541 --> 00:09:28,001 Robin Ladd, as I live and breathe! 66 00:09:28,079 --> 00:09:31,674 Look at you! You're a poster for the modern army. 67 00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:35,241 What's going on? Where is my father? Is he on leave? 68 00:09:35,319 --> 00:09:39,119 Or didn't he get my message? Sanderson, didn't you tell her? 69 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:42,284 No, sir, I didn't. I-I thought you'd rather. 70 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:49,630 Then you don't know. Know what? 71 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,634 Oh, Robin. 72 00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:55,205 There's been an accident. 73 00:09:55,273 --> 00:09:58,071 I'm sorry. 74 00:09:58,142 --> 00:10:01,475 His jeep went into Buena Vista Gorge out in the desert. 75 00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:05,846 He probably blacked out before he ever felt anything. 76 00:10:07,018 --> 00:10:10,010 Daddy. Oh, no. 77 00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:19,789 There we were, two old warhorses, Ernest Ladd and I, 78 00:10:19,864 --> 00:10:23,265 toasting each other over our latest promotions. 79 00:10:23,334 --> 00:10:28,067 Suddenly he tells me, "Fred, you're not gonna bust those two trainees, are you? " 80 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:32,473 And I say, "Well, Ernie, we found 'em in the C.O.'s residence... 81 00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:34,477 "havin'a party with some nurses. 82 00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:36,877 What do you expect me to do? " 83 00:10:36,948 --> 00:10:39,940 He looks at me and he says, 84 00:10:40,017 --> 00:10:44,511 "I expect you to remember that you and I did the same thing in Eisenhower's office. " 85 00:10:46,991 --> 00:10:51,155 Well, that was Ernie to a "T." 86 00:10:51,229 --> 00:10:54,562 Anytime you'd swell up like a pompous balloon, 87 00:10:54,632 --> 00:10:58,033 there he'd be with a stickpin. 88 00:10:58,102 --> 00:11:02,198 You know, I don't know what they'd say at the war college, and I don't care, 89 00:11:02,273 --> 00:11:05,709 but to me, Ernest Ladd was the ideal soldier, 90 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:07,767 a man of war... 91 00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:11,178 who loved peace most of all. 92 00:11:48,686 --> 00:11:50,620 Is there anything I can do? 93 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,918 Thank you. I'm all right. 94 00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:56,983 Robin, your father sounded like a fine officer, a fine man. 95 00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:59,188 He was. 96 00:11:59,263 --> 00:12:02,096 Well, what are your plans now? Are you gonna stay? 97 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:06,159 This is my new post. Of course I'll stay. I have a job to do. 98 00:12:06,237 --> 00:12:09,764 No, nobody said he'd been drinking. He just lost control of the wheel. 99 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,936 I guess his reflexes weren't what they used to be. 100 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,654 Maybe there is something you can do. 101 00:12:24,722 --> 00:12:27,885 Didn't you say you were in insurance? Yeah, something like that. 102 00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:31,486 Then answer this... Could a healthy, sober man... 103 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:35,623 lose control of a vehicle he drove every day on a road he drove every day? 104 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:39,659 I don't know. Why don't we find out? 105 00:12:39,737 --> 00:12:41,705 Terrific. 106 00:12:41,772 --> 00:12:44,263 Meet me in half an hour outside of B.O.Q. 107 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:48,039 That's 1600 hours, got it? Yes, ma'am. 108 00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:51,548 Sorry. You can take the girl out of West Point, but... 109 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:55,312 I'll be there. No demerits if I'm late, okay? 110 00:13:12,937 --> 00:13:16,031 - Michael, I'm afraid I have some alarming news. - I'm sitting down. 111 00:13:16,107 --> 00:13:21,010 I've checked my circuits, and due to that towing incident, my alpha circuit is malfunctioning. 112 00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:24,844 Yeah, I'm real sorry, KITT, but I think we can manage for a while without it. 113 00:13:24,915 --> 00:13:28,009 Michael, what if it was your alpha circuit? 114 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:31,748 Okay, okay. You're still under warranty. 115 00:13:31,822 --> 00:13:33,813 Call the home office. 116 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:57,575 That was very convincing. And productive. 117 00:13:57,648 --> 00:14:01,379 You sure your father was coming in this direction? Yeah. Why? 118 00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:05,445 Robin, the turn is inside towards the cliff, not outside towards the drop. 119 00:14:05,523 --> 00:14:08,321 If your father was coming in this direction... 120 00:14:08,392 --> 00:14:10,917 and he lost control exactly where I did, 121 00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:14,396 he'd end up exactly where I did... Against the hill. 122 00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:17,901 At worst, he'd end up messing up his paint job. 123 00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:21,871 Well, then what made him go off the road? 124 00:14:24,809 --> 00:14:28,768 This could be the reason. I found it near the edge. 125 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:35,813 What do you think, Sarge? 126 00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:39,652 I think it may be time for another funeral. 127 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,993 So while you were overseas, your father never said anything, 128 00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:54,467 he never wrote anything about unusual events back here at the base? 129 00:14:54,536 --> 00:14:56,970 Nothing like that? Nope. 130 00:14:57,039 --> 00:14:59,872 If he discovered anything, it must have been recently. 131 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,776 I could check out his quarters. Good idea. I'll check out his office. 132 00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:13,344 KITT. 133 00:15:13,422 --> 00:15:16,118 We gotta find a way in there. "We," Michael? 134 00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:19,456 I think I would attract a great deal of attention inside that building. 135 00:15:19,528 --> 00:15:23,521 Unfortunately, so would I. Unless... 136 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:28,364 Michael, I detect a certain tone in your voice. 137 00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:30,371 Oh, what tone is that? 138 00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:33,374 The one where you're convinced you've come up with a brilliant idea. 139 00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:36,673 The next thing you know, you're doing something foolhardy, 140 00:15:36,745 --> 00:15:38,906 and I'm in my surveillance mode. 141 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,915 KITT. Yes, Michael? 142 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,110 Go into your surveillance mode. 143 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:53,557 Stupid thermostat! Can I have a candy bar? 144 00:15:53,629 --> 00:15:55,790 Yeah, sure. 145 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:04,230 Hey, Mac. I run a business here. For an hour, maximum. 146 00:16:06,575 --> 00:16:10,341 Hey, I gotta sell my sandwiches. I'll buy them too. 147 00:16:10,412 --> 00:16:14,508 I got chips and pretzels. Buy your chips and pretzels. 148 00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:23,417 You know, for another 20, I'll adopt you. 149 00:16:29,998 --> 00:16:33,365 Oh, hi. Would you guys like a snack? 150 00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:37,565 Where's Sanj? Sanj? What's that, some kind of Indian thing? 151 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:40,540 No, Sanj, the regular sandwich vendor. 152 00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:42,907 Oh, Sanj! He's on vacation. 153 00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:46,209 I'm covering for him. Yeah? Where's your health card? 154 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,215 Health card? Yeah. 155 00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,911 The one that shows you vendors ain't got no diseases we might catch. 156 00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:54,478 Oh, that health card. I left that at home. 157 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,218 But I'm the picture of health. See? 158 00:16:57,292 --> 00:17:00,784 Do you see that? I don't see that. 159 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:03,524 Let's take him in for a checkup. 160 00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:05,567 Come on. Uh... 161 00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:07,568 Uh... 162 00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:10,298 What exactly were you doing, Mr. Knight? 163 00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:13,773 Just trying to make a buck, Major. Is that a crime? No. 164 00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:16,276 Then you could explain the cards in your wallet? 165 00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,245 What cards? 166 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:21,805 "Michael Knight, Speedy Repairman." 167 00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:24,613 "Michael Knight, Quick Carpet Cleaner." 168 00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:26,847 "M. Knight Enterprises." 169 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,083 "Swedish massage while you wait." 170 00:17:29,157 --> 00:17:33,651 Major, times are rough. I gotta take odd jobs to make ends meet. 171 00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:36,459 I was very lucky that Uncle Sanj gave me this job. 172 00:17:36,531 --> 00:17:39,830 Uncle Sanj. Even his family calls him that. 173 00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:43,166 Yeah, well, yes, sir. We're a close family. Very close. 174 00:17:43,238 --> 00:17:46,002 That should be easy enough to check... 175 00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:48,065 Mr. Knight. 176 00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:08,355 Oh, yeah. Help yourself. Anything for our boys in uniform. 177 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:52,235 Your Uncle Sanj verifies your story, Mr. Knight. 178 00:18:52,307 --> 00:18:56,403 The next time you want to make a buck, get a health card. 179 00:18:56,478 --> 00:18:58,776 Yes, sir. 180 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:02,305 Oh, uh, candy bar on the house? 181 00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:24,997 Sir. 182 00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:27,701 What's that vendor here for? Nothing much. 183 00:19:27,776 --> 00:19:30,404 Why? Oh, no reason. 184 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:33,812 I thought I served with him in 'Nam. 185 00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:45,960 Cotler, James. I got a job for you. 186 00:19:46,027 --> 00:19:48,757 Lieutenant Ladd's civilian was snooping around the post. 187 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,501 Well... that certainly was food. 188 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,006 What, not everyone likes junk? I do. 189 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,067 I like junk food, but that stuff goes beyond junk. 190 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,571 Well, are you ready to compare notes? 191 00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:13,153 Your turn. Yeah, right. 192 00:20:13,221 --> 00:20:17,214 Um, was your father a handyman type, you know? 193 00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:20,193 Do-it-yourself? No way. 194 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,595 He had to call the quartermaster just to change a lightbulb. Why? 195 00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:27,601 Well, I sort of borrowed a file from the military police. 196 00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:31,969 - It said your father had blue paint on his hands. - Blue paint? 197 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:37,068 Yeah. That ring any bells? 198 00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:39,579 No. 199 00:21:05,674 --> 00:21:07,835 Michael, I've been thinking. 200 00:21:07,909 --> 00:21:10,810 I know I started this whole investigation of ours, 201 00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:14,042 but it just seems like we're running around in circles. 202 00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:16,606 And we really haven't found anything. 203 00:21:16,685 --> 00:21:19,848 Well, I did find that empty cartridge case at the gorge. 204 00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:22,890 On an ordinance testing center, that's not much. 205 00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:25,893 You want to call it quits? 206 00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:29,624 You make it sound like retreating before the enemy. 207 00:21:29,698 --> 00:21:33,225 Michael, I have my own life, my own career. 208 00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:36,793 Dad wouldn't have wanted me to waste that by chasing down shadows. 209 00:21:36,872 --> 00:21:39,568 And you have your insurance business to take care of. 210 00:21:39,641 --> 00:21:41,575 All right. 211 00:21:41,643 --> 00:21:45,374 You got your career waiting, and I got the General Patton Motel waiting. 212 00:21:45,447 --> 00:21:49,213 What do you say we sleep on it? Maybe inspiration will strike in the night. 213 00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:53,084 If not, we'll throw in the towel tomorrow morning over breakfast. 214 00:21:53,154 --> 00:21:55,019 Okay. 215 00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:58,059 Okay. Good night. 216 00:21:58,126 --> 00:22:00,720 Good night. 217 00:22:24,686 --> 00:22:27,348 There he is. There he was. 218 00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:37,195 Michael, I hate to bring it up again, but we still have a mission awaiting. 219 00:22:37,265 --> 00:22:40,257 Mr. Miles will be quite miffed if we don't get on with it. 220 00:22:40,335 --> 00:22:42,769 Don't worry. It's my responsibility. 221 00:22:42,837 --> 00:22:45,237 I know. That's what worries me. 222 00:22:45,307 --> 00:22:48,105 Hey, KITT, how about a little music, huh? Sorry. 223 00:22:48,176 --> 00:22:50,371 The alpha circuit took out the radio too. 224 00:22:50,445 --> 00:22:53,209 You're never gonna forgive me for that, are you? 225 00:22:53,281 --> 00:22:57,274 Michael, forgiveness implies an emotional state that has no application in my case. 226 00:22:57,352 --> 00:22:59,877 However, I doubt that I shall ever forget it. 227 00:23:19,908 --> 00:23:23,571 Hey! Michael, I believe, as usual, you may have attracted the attention... 228 00:23:23,645 --> 00:23:26,614 of some highly homicidal personalities. 229 00:23:36,524 --> 00:23:40,426 - Michael, are we going to just sit and take this? - No. 230 00:24:59,038 --> 00:25:02,769 Okay, now send the same data back in the pipeline to Washington. 231 00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,902 We'll pick up any glitches when we compare copy. It's already done. 232 00:25:05,978 --> 00:25:08,970 Sir. 233 00:25:09,048 --> 00:25:11,539 It's amazing how you handle this, Robin. 234 00:25:11,617 --> 00:25:14,450 My generation still gets nervous around adding machines. 235 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,011 Well, you have to be confident around them. 236 00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:20,423 They can sense fear, you know. 237 00:25:20,493 --> 00:25:23,724 Glad to see you haven't lost your old spark. Thank you, sir. 238 00:25:23,796 --> 00:25:26,424 I'm glad to see you haven't lost your old devious charm. 239 00:25:26,499 --> 00:25:28,490 What? 240 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,230 Begging your pardon, General, but you didn't come out here... 241 00:25:31,304 --> 00:25:33,795 to check on the Pentagon computer link. 242 00:25:33,873 --> 00:25:37,468 - You came out here to check on me. - Well, why would I do that? 243 00:25:37,543 --> 00:25:39,477 It's not regulation. 244 00:25:39,545 --> 00:25:43,037 - Then I must be wrong. - Like hell. 245 00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:49,084 Robin, I need to talk... 246 00:25:49,155 --> 00:25:52,420 Mr. Knight, isn't it? Yes, sir. 247 00:25:52,492 --> 00:25:55,427 Now, what could keep a footloose civilian like you... 248 00:25:55,495 --> 00:25:58,430 in a boring place like this? 249 00:25:58,498 --> 00:26:01,524 General, it's the color scheme. I love olive drab. 250 00:26:03,035 --> 00:26:06,493 Robin, now you remember... Call me... for anything. 251 00:26:06,572 --> 00:26:08,563 Yes, sir. 252 00:26:12,145 --> 00:26:15,876 It's a little late for breakfast. And where's your towel? 253 00:26:15,948 --> 00:26:18,940 I'm not throwing in the towel yet, Robin. You've been right all along. 254 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:23,284 Oh, we hit the jackpot, Lieutenant. 255 00:26:23,356 --> 00:26:26,792 - Came back clean as a whistle. - Oh, that's excellent, Webb. 256 00:26:26,859 --> 00:26:28,793 Um, why don't you take a break now? 257 00:26:28,861 --> 00:26:31,421 Thank you, ma'am. 258 00:26:31,497 --> 00:26:35,263 What are you saying? Your father didn't die in an accident. 259 00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:38,963 Now, something's going on around here, something worth several murders. 260 00:26:39,038 --> 00:26:43,338 Why didn't you tell General Duncton? He could ask the MPs to investigate. 261 00:26:43,409 --> 00:26:46,139 The MPs wrote your father off a long time ago. 262 00:26:46,212 --> 00:26:48,510 I'm not ready to trust anybody around here yet. 263 00:26:48,581 --> 00:26:52,642 - How do you know all this anyway? - Partly a hunch and, uh, partly a whiplash. 264 00:26:52,718 --> 00:26:54,652 Got a map of this base? 265 00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:05,924 Okay, right... right there. 266 00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:09,297 Unless your father liked to climb mountains in the moonlight, 267 00:27:09,368 --> 00:27:12,201 the only place he could have been coming from is C-11. 268 00:27:12,271 --> 00:27:14,205 What is Complex C-11? 269 00:27:14,273 --> 00:27:17,140 C-11 is Munitions. 270 00:27:19,145 --> 00:27:23,081 - Michael, you can't go in there. - Of course not. It's still daytime. 271 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,843 Put that good-bye breakfast on hold. 272 00:27:26,919 --> 00:27:30,821 I was wrong. Your efficiency is anything but subtle. 273 00:27:38,731 --> 00:27:41,029 - Michael. - Yes, KITT. 274 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:44,194 The home office has arrived. They're waiting 2.4 miles to the northwest. 275 00:27:45,271 --> 00:27:47,262 How nice of them. 276 00:28:11,297 --> 00:28:14,232 Hi, Bonnie. Devon. 277 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:17,394 We came as soon as we got KITT's signal. 278 00:28:19,605 --> 00:28:21,300 What's wrong with you? 279 00:28:21,374 --> 00:28:24,707 It's my alpha circuit, Bonnie. Your alpha circuit? 280 00:28:24,777 --> 00:28:27,769 KITT, the only way that you could damage that is to do something stupid... 281 00:28:27,847 --> 00:28:29,906 like... 282 00:28:31,817 --> 00:28:34,718 towing another car. 283 00:28:34,787 --> 00:28:38,086 - Right? - Bonnie, no comment. 284 00:28:38,157 --> 00:28:40,455 You're one in a million, pal. 285 00:28:40,526 --> 00:28:42,460 I know. 286 00:28:42,528 --> 00:28:46,396 - Michael, may I have a word with you? - Yeah. 287 00:28:49,402 --> 00:28:51,893 Excuse me. Anytime. 288 00:29:00,513 --> 00:29:03,346 Yesterday you were sent on assignment for the Foundation. 289 00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:06,214 I know, I know, but... But... But what? 290 00:29:06,285 --> 00:29:09,311 You never arrived. You never called. 291 00:29:09,388 --> 00:29:12,824 You were out here doing... do... What are you doing? 292 00:29:12,892 --> 00:29:15,383 If you'll let me get a word in, I'll tell you what I was doing. 293 00:29:15,461 --> 00:29:18,453 I was investigating something suspicious at the Englehart Weapons Center. 294 00:29:18,531 --> 00:29:22,194 Really? I didn't know that the military police had been disbanded. 295 00:29:22,268 --> 00:29:25,669 I appreciate the assignment and I'll get to it. By tomorrow morning I'll... 296 00:29:25,738 --> 00:29:29,265 Michael, I can no longer sanction your wild-goose chases. 297 00:29:29,342 --> 00:29:32,778 Devon, someone tried to kill me last night. 298 00:29:32,845 --> 00:29:34,779 I have an alibi. 299 00:29:34,847 --> 00:29:37,338 Believe me, Devon. This army thing is important. 300 00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:40,078 You have my word it'll all work out. 301 00:29:40,152 --> 00:29:42,245 Excuse me. Uh... Yeah. 302 00:29:42,321 --> 00:29:44,516 Uh... Where was I? 303 00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:48,890 "Believe me, this army thing is important. You have my word it'll all work out." 304 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,953 Thanks, Devon. I knew you'd see it my way. 305 00:31:56,589 --> 00:31:58,580 Oh, my God. 306 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:19,609 - General... - Can I help you, Lieutenant? 307 00:32:19,678 --> 00:32:22,272 Where's General Duncton? He's off the post. 308 00:32:22,348 --> 00:32:25,010 - Something wrong? - Yes, sir. 309 00:32:25,084 --> 00:32:27,245 Something is very wrong. 310 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:30,811 This is a printout of the artillery inventory. 311 00:32:30,890 --> 00:32:32,949 Take a look at that list. 312 00:32:33,025 --> 00:32:35,619 This is a classified document, Lieutenant. 313 00:32:35,694 --> 00:32:37,855 You're under arrest. 314 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:39,830 You knew all along. 315 00:32:39,899 --> 00:32:42,231 You're too much like your father, Lieutenant. 316 00:32:42,301 --> 00:32:45,236 He didn't know when to keep his eyes closed either. 317 00:32:48,407 --> 00:32:50,398 You killed him. 318 00:34:11,088 --> 00:34:13,181 Where is Lieutenant Ladd? 319 00:34:13,257 --> 00:34:16,590 I'm sorry. I-I'm afraid I have some bad news. What? 320 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:20,255 Sergeant Perkins arrested her last night, drove her off in an MP jeep. 321 00:34:27,238 --> 00:34:29,229 Major Rainey? 322 00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:33,199 Major Rainey, why was Robin Ladd arrested? 323 00:34:33,277 --> 00:34:37,008 Well, well. If it isn't the sandwich man. Major, it's important. Why? 324 00:34:37,081 --> 00:34:39,743 I don't know what you're talking about. Lieutenant Ladd hasn't been arrested. 325 00:34:39,817 --> 00:34:42,115 Sergeant Perkins picked her up in an MP vehicle. 326 00:34:42,186 --> 00:34:45,587 Perkins? Perkins isn't in the military police. He's in Munitions. 327 00:34:45,656 --> 00:34:47,647 Munitions? 328 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:18,352 Get a move on. Get that last batch loaded. 329 00:35:18,422 --> 00:35:21,550 The plane with our customers arrives at 1000 hours. 330 00:35:25,062 --> 00:35:27,257 KITT, stop those two! 331 00:35:54,191 --> 00:35:57,319 Where is Robin Ladd? I... I don't know. 332 00:35:57,394 --> 00:36:00,625 You're gonna be in big trouble, Knight, accosting army personnel, 333 00:36:00,698 --> 00:36:03,531 destroying government property. 334 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,591 Oh, really? 335 00:36:06,637 --> 00:36:08,798 Major, 336 00:36:08,872 --> 00:36:10,965 these shells are blue. 337 00:36:11,041 --> 00:36:13,942 According to that chart over there, they're armor-piercing shells. 338 00:36:14,011 --> 00:36:17,606 What if somebody repainted them? 339 00:36:17,681 --> 00:36:21,845 I know it's an awful thought, but just suppose. 340 00:36:21,919 --> 00:36:25,047 Well, then they might be... 341 00:36:25,122 --> 00:36:27,682 tactical nuclear weapons... 342 00:36:27,758 --> 00:36:29,749 that somebody was planning to sell... 343 00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:32,387 to, oh, some nasty people around the world. 344 00:36:32,463 --> 00:36:37,025 Don't worry. There won't be an explosion. 345 00:36:37,101 --> 00:36:41,333 Just enough radiation to last quite a few half-lives. 346 00:36:41,405 --> 00:36:43,532 You know the saying... 347 00:36:43,607 --> 00:36:46,838 "One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day." 348 00:36:46,910 --> 00:36:49,811 - All right! Stop! - Where is she? 349 00:36:51,115 --> 00:36:53,982 - She's at ground zero. - What the hell are you talking about? 350 00:36:54,051 --> 00:36:56,679 The test range. She's locked inside a target vehicle. 351 00:36:56,754 --> 00:36:58,745 Catch! 352 00:37:14,972 --> 00:37:17,236 Move, KITT. 353 00:37:22,146 --> 00:37:24,774 Okay, you guys. Over here. 354 00:37:27,851 --> 00:37:30,786 Get in there! Come on. Come on. 355 00:37:30,854 --> 00:37:32,845 Come on. 356 00:37:47,137 --> 00:37:49,071 May I have your attention, please? 357 00:37:49,139 --> 00:37:52,074 This is Ordinance Test Control Center. 358 00:37:52,142 --> 00:37:55,043 Clear all personnel from target vehicle test zone... 359 00:37:55,112 --> 00:37:57,046 and commence firing. 360 00:37:57,114 --> 00:37:59,048 Repeat: Commence firing. 361 00:38:46,063 --> 00:38:48,827 KITT, can you get me army frequency? 362 00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:52,460 - Certainly. The Pentagon? - Duncton! Get me Duncton! 363 00:38:59,109 --> 00:39:01,634 Yes, Mr. Knight? You're where? 364 00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:05,705 - Halfway across the target zone. - Are you out of your mind? 365 00:39:05,782 --> 00:39:08,808 You'll be killed if you don't get out of there. General, listen. 366 00:39:08,886 --> 00:39:12,982 I have proof that a group of men at the post tried to steal tactical nuclear weapons. 367 00:39:13,056 --> 00:39:14,990 Sanderson was the ringleader. 368 00:39:15,058 --> 00:39:16,992 Are you positive of that? Yes, sir! 369 00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:21,360 Sanderson locked Robin Ladd up at ground zero. I'm going after her. Can you stop these tests? 370 00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:24,624 Yes, yes, of course. Immediately. 371 00:39:24,701 --> 00:39:27,363 You're a brave man, Mr. Knight. 372 00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:31,674 Attention, all personnel. 373 00:39:31,742 --> 00:39:35,473 This is General Duncton. May I have your attention, please? 374 00:39:35,546 --> 00:39:39,312 There is a black, unmarked car approaching ground zero. 375 00:39:39,383 --> 00:39:42,841 I repeat: A black, unmarked car. 376 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,414 This vehicle is a remote-controlled drone. 377 00:39:47,491 --> 00:39:50,858 It is part of today's tests. 378 00:39:50,928 --> 00:39:54,227 The gun crew that blows it off the map will get a three-day pass. 379 00:40:01,471 --> 00:40:04,440 KITT, they're still shooting at us! 380 00:40:04,508 --> 00:40:06,567 Thank you, Michael, but I noticed that myself. 381 00:40:06,643 --> 00:40:11,012 I don't think we should've called our buddy, General Duncton. 382 00:40:30,701 --> 00:40:33,602 Can you take a direct hit, KITT? 383 00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:37,470 I don't think we want to find that out. 384 00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:44,403 Hey, make up your mind! I gotta get back to the P.X. for the lunch break. 385 00:40:45,649 --> 00:40:48,914 Hey, Lupo! We gotta go to Munitions on the double. 386 00:40:48,986 --> 00:40:51,978 They're running out of armor-piercing shells. 387 00:40:53,523 --> 00:40:55,457 Stupid thermostat! 388 00:41:01,131 --> 00:41:03,065 She's in a target vehicle, KITT. 389 00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:06,125 It has to be a tank. They couldn't lock her inside anything else. 390 00:41:06,203 --> 00:41:09,434 Michael, I'm scanning a tank 350 meters over that ridge. 391 00:41:09,506 --> 00:41:12,942 Since it appears to be inhabited, there is an extremely strong possibility... 392 00:41:13,010 --> 00:41:15,001 that the occupant is Lieutenant Ladd. 393 00:41:15,078 --> 00:41:16,841 Let's hit it! 394 00:41:18,415 --> 00:41:20,906 Michael, could you use another word besides "hit"? 395 00:41:29,326 --> 00:41:31,260 That drone is tougher than we thought. 396 00:41:35,399 --> 00:41:37,367 Ready the heat-seeking missiles. 397 00:41:41,638 --> 00:41:44,971 Hey, look... armor piercing. All ready to go. Great. 398 00:41:46,777 --> 00:41:49,507 Fire the heat-seeking missiles. 399 00:42:02,759 --> 00:42:06,160 Michael, three heat-seeking rockets are approaching from the southwest. 400 00:42:06,229 --> 00:42:10,393 - Can we dodge them, KITT? - Not as long as they're homing in on the heat of my engine. 401 00:42:12,536 --> 00:42:14,470 We gotta find another source of heat. 402 00:42:15,906 --> 00:42:18,807 Let's head for that underbrush over there! 403 00:42:36,993 --> 00:42:39,393 Fire rocket booster. 404 00:42:50,507 --> 00:42:52,338 One... 405 00:42:53,577 --> 00:42:56,205 two... 406 00:42:57,948 --> 00:42:59,540 three. 407 00:42:59,616 --> 00:43:01,550 Where's three? Where's three? 408 00:43:01,618 --> 00:43:03,882 Stupid thermostat! 409 00:43:23,206 --> 00:43:25,572 Three. Let's go, KITT. 410 00:43:53,403 --> 00:43:54,995 Help! 411 00:43:57,507 --> 00:43:59,839 Robin, come on! Michael! Michael! 412 00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:02,640 Come on. 413 00:44:02,712 --> 00:44:04,703 Come on. 414 00:44:21,731 --> 00:44:24,461 What do you say we pay the general a little visit, huh? 415 00:44:24,534 --> 00:44:28,334 Is this a car or a spaceship? A little bit of both. 416 00:44:59,903 --> 00:45:03,134 - We're getting closer to the guns. - That's the idea! 417 00:45:14,084 --> 00:45:17,850 Here's your armor piercing. Give us a hand, okay? 418 00:45:42,779 --> 00:45:45,270 Cease fire! Cease fire! 419 00:45:45,348 --> 00:45:47,612 Cease fire! Cease fire! 420 00:45:51,788 --> 00:45:54,780 Soldier, move out! That's an order. 421 00:46:19,082 --> 00:46:23,451 I think you've just lost your pension. 422 00:46:47,309 --> 00:46:50,472 Oh, yes, a typical Michael Knight situation... 423 00:46:50,546 --> 00:46:53,071 total confusion, mass destruction... 424 00:46:53,148 --> 00:46:55,480 all in a good cause, of course. 425 00:46:55,551 --> 00:46:58,884 But without the slightest regard... Mr. Miles, please. 426 00:46:58,954 --> 00:47:02,219 I'm the one who got Michael into this in the first place. Yes, I know. 427 00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,521 Another part of his typical pattern. 428 00:47:04,593 --> 00:47:06,754 A young lady who innocently causes... 429 00:47:06,829 --> 00:47:09,320 I want to thank you all for joining me. 430 00:47:12,267 --> 00:47:15,259 I see you left your candy bars outside. 431 00:47:15,337 --> 00:47:17,396 It's certainly been a confusing morning. 432 00:47:17,472 --> 00:47:20,635 All the top brass on post are in the stockade, 433 00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:23,177 and I find myself acting commander. 434 00:47:25,781 --> 00:47:29,774 Major Rainey. Yes, sir. Yes, they're right here, sir. 435 00:47:29,852 --> 00:47:32,548 They want to speak to someone from the Foundation, 436 00:47:32,621 --> 00:47:35,112 whoever's responsible for what happened here. 437 00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:38,921 I guess that's me, since I've just been told I was operating on my own. 438 00:47:38,994 --> 00:47:41,394 It's the White House. I'll take it. 439 00:47:41,463 --> 00:47:44,626 Devon Miles here, sir. Thank you, sir. 440 00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:47,498 Uh, no, no. We had no inside information. 441 00:47:47,569 --> 00:47:50,538 We were depending on our crime-busting instincts. 442 00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:53,097 Yes, the Foundation for Law and Government... 443 00:47:53,175 --> 00:47:57,839 How can he tell such outrageous lies? With a sincere expression. 444 00:47:59,147 --> 00:48:02,480 Now that this is an official Foundation effort, could we talk about expenses? 445 00:48:02,551 --> 00:48:05,042 I bought that dinner for Robin. I got the motel room. 446 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,783 I'm afraid there's absolutely no justification for any form of expense. 447 00:48:08,857 --> 00:48:10,848 Justification? What are you talking about? 448 00:48:10,926 --> 00:48:14,589 What happened to intuitive thinking, individual effort, flexibility?