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I don't leave my
house much these days.

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I prefer to stay in my study.

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I work my mind,

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doing my best
to unravel the mysteries.

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Actually,
it's not really my house.

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I draw from my subconscious
without shame.

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Most human contact
seems trivial to me,

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unconvincing,
overly sentimental,

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especially male contact
with women.

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I'm searching for
the purest kind of love

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in the opposite sex

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and the purest
kind of sex in love.

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Where are you going, Chloe?

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Where have you been, Edgar,

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making love with your fantasies?

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You don't think I love you?

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You only love ideas.

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You're a mental masturbator,

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a diamond with a great big flaw.

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And I know.

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I'm a jeweler.

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I didn't mean that.

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What part of love
belongs to sexuality?

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Sex is the last great
unexplored human mystery.

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Lose yourself.

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Trees, rocks...

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Faster.

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What are you talking about?

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Cherry pie.

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Faster. Oh!

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Is there another guy?

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Oh, faster!

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Oh.

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Is there another guy?

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Zoe.

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Is that him? Just ignore it.

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Is that the guy? Faster!

38
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Telephone for you.

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It's a man.

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Oh.

41
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What's his name?

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What's his name?

43
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I don't know.

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Hello?

45
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Yes.

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To day?

47
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You mean this afternoon?

48
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Yes, I know where that is,
near the university.

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What?

50
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No, I'm not married.

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Who was that, Zoe?

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Him?

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I have to work later.

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I need to sleep.

55
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Well, you just lost

56
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the best thing
that you ever had.

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And I'm never coming back.

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Bye—bye.

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Working the faldo house?

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I'm sorry?

61
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Are you working
at the faldo house?

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Yes.

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Listed with the agency? Yes.

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That's funny. The client didn't
say there'd be somebody else.

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Did he say what the subject is?

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A discussion between
several men is all I heard.

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I hope they're doctors
or professors.

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Is that what you're used to,

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doctors and professors? Used to?

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How fast are you?

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How fast?

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Oh, 130 shorthand,

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you win.

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Yes.

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Go ahead.

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Oh, excuse me.

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What is this?

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We're the stenographers.

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Oh, no, no, no.
This is horrific.

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You're very rude.

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I'm Oscar, and I'm leaving.

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This is very disconcerting.

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I'm convinced, somehow,

84
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that you would've stimulated me

85
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into saying something
entirely unforgettable.

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I'm sure you'll remember it.

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I think you're right.

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Oh, excuse me, I—...

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Thank you...

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For being punctual. Come in.

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Everyone's assembled.

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Alice? Zoe?

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I'm Zoe.

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Alice.

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Alice.

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Wait to be invited.

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Alice. Zoe.

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If narcissus
stays in the garden,

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there will be chaos.

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There'll be no more peace,

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no escape...

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(Edgan Alice, Zoe, come here.

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Hysteria. Hysteria.

104
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Monty and Peter.

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Monty's a German novelist;

106
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Peter, a former student of mine.

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And if the thermometer breaks,
there'll be Mercury.

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And sew is
a painter from London.

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Memorize their names, please.

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What are they doing?

111
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Ah, automatic writing,

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direct messages
from the subconscious.

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It's one of our
favorite experiments.

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We're not transcribing
that kind of stuff, are we?

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It's hard enough
when people are awake.

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I agree, exactly.

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So you are a professor.

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Was.

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No escape. No solution.

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And that day
down by the riverbank,

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below the surface,

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there was
so many horses went by.

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What happened? Was I any good?

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Decadent.

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Let me guess. Alice.

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Zoe.

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She knows what she wants.

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And it isn't you.

129
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I'm not looking,
or I'd prove you wrong.

130
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A man is always looking.

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Careful.

132
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So, sevy, do you
paint that one upside down?

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My hand has wings.

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It works by itself.

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The muse of automatic writing.

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What's a muse?

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Very good question.

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I like her hair
and her little skirt.

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I'm glad you approve.

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Our investigation
will begin momentarily.

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What is this?

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Your uniform.

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I'm sorry.
We're wearing uniforms?

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The search for objective truth
requires certain sacrifices.

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But there was no mention
of a uniform.

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Feel free to leave.

147
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No, that's fine.

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I wonder if we get to keep them.

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What do you suppose he meant
by ”certain sacrifices”?

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Don't worry.
I think you're right.

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They're doctors
or professors or something.

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He said ” investigation.“

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I hope they don't use
too many technical terms.

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Alice? Mm—hmm?

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Can you really do 130?

156
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Yes.

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I'm only able to do 64,
so mathematically,

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I think you should take
three of the men,

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and I'll take one,

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Peter.

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All right, that's fine.

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Take your seats.

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Alice.

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I want this
on the record, please.

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You're helping me write
a groundbreaking study.

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This group project
marks the first time

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that our subject's
been researched

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by men other than
individual doctors

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or psychoanalysts.

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The university,
as well as society,

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would frown upon
these undertakings,

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so we should keep our sessions
secret until published.

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Would you switch seats, please?

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Sit here.

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I've chosen each of you
because we're closely acquainted

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and presumably can be open
with one another.

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But we'll need rules,

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guidelines, if you like.

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Uh, Peter,

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you're here to probe
your most intimate relations,

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discarding all romantic notions.

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Excuse me.

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No jokes or slang.

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Take a clinical approach
and stick to the concrete.

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Oh, and never include
the stenographers

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in our discussions.

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They're here merely
to record our words

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and stimulate
certain intangibles.

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Excuse me.

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For the record,
I'd like to thank

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our host
and loyal patron, faldo,

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who might join us later.

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So shall we begin?

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A man and a woman make love.

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To what extent is the man aware
of the woman's orgasm?

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Sevy.

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Hardly at all.

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Any objective ways of telling?

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Mystery to me.

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Why?

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How can a man be objective
about a woman's climax?

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You can't, Edgar.

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No, not really.

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I only have
subjective ways of telling.

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Su bj ective ways?

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Which I trust to the extent
that I trust the woman involved.

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00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,576
And how much does
Edgar trust a woman?

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To the extent
that I love her, monty.

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That much?

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(Edgan peterm

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Peter? What?

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How is a woman aware
of a man's orgasm?

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I guess when she notices
a change in his posture.

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A subjective and useless answer.

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Oh, right, so it's okay

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for you to be subjective
but not me?

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The woman can find out
for herself

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by examining the man.

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Okay, I've thought about it,

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and now I have an answer.

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An d?

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A man is the best judge
of a man's orgasm.

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And a woman?

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A woman is the best jury.

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No jokes, I said.

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Sevy, what do you
think of onanism?

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Is it something sad?

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Does it imply the lack...

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Zoe, what did he say?

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Exactly the opposite.

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An abundance.

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And always accompanied
by images of women.

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On giraffes, possibly, sheep...

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Puppies.

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Animals?

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I'm not discussing that.

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Diti'o. What?

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Afraid of what you might find?

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Onanism has to be accompanied
by images of women.

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There's nothing sad about it.

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It's a legitimate compensation
for some of life's sadnesses.

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As legitimate

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as homosexuality?

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Th ey've nothing in common,

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and we're not discussing
homosexuality.

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Why not?

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If two guys love each other,
let them do it.

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No, no, no.

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I can accept it,

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but I have no interest in it.

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Although I can imagine
the idea of going to bed

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with a young man I found
particularly attractive.

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The heterosexual male point
of view means exactly that.

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I insist that this remain
as consistent as possible.

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00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,965
Edgar,

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do you often experience
nightly sexual episodes

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caused by female fiends?

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Fiends, Peter?

259
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,059
You mean the succubus...

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The female creature that haunts
life's other side...

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Excuse me, I—...

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The side that we experience

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with our eyes shut.

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She's generally described

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as physically repulsive
yet strangely beautiful.

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No man can resist her advances.

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This kind of sex

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can't possibly be as good
as with a real woman.

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Oh, much better.

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I was asking Edgar.

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Much better, sevy?

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Lack of control, surrender...

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Very enticing.

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Very, very enticing.

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A monster of the mind
is better than a real woman?

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Only a pervert would think that.

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Or a dreamer.

278
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:57,892
Or a dreamer.

279
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,264
This must be faldo.

280
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,603
One moment, please.

281
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,525
Ladies.

282
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,277
Erotic art from europe——
Sasha and I bought it.

283
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,695
Shipping it all here.

284
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,697
We can't have the servants
drooling over it

285
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,866
up at our estate
in Montreal, can we?

286
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,158
No, no, you can't.

287
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,369
No.

288
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,996
Dark rumors on wall street.

289
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,124
Got to leave
for Manhattan immediately.

290
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,834
Dire predictions, Edgar.

291
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,045
Plunging stocks,
falling brokers...

292
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:30,299
Dark rumblings.

293
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:34,262
It's thrilling times
for us speculators, huh?

294
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:43,896
Christ, who redecorated,
hieronymus bosch?

295
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,356
Who?

296
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,484
Did you do this, zezzy?

297
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,152
Sevy, and no.

298
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,863
Edgar, you didn't tell me
you had company.

299
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,283
We've begun the investigation
for my manifesto,

300
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,867
than ks to your generosity.

301
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,204
My generosity?

302
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,708
Is that what you think it is,
is generosity?

303
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,710
It's guilt, Edgar, guilt. Guilt.

304
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,002
Say, uh, fellas,

305
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,088
would you remove
some of this junk

306
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,423
off the mantle

307
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,258
so we can get
this painting up there?

308
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,259
Thank you.

309
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,677
Yes, my family

310
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,680
made its money in real estate,

311
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,724
made a killing.

312
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,435
And real estate
is a broad foundation

313
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,353
of most guilt.

314
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,273
So that's why I make
my killing in the arts.

315
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,693
Oh, you kill artists?

316
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,655
No. No, no.

317
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,199
Not exactly.

318
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,745
I just give them loaded weapons

319
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,788
to, uh, play with.

320
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,458
Then if they happen
to expire in the process,

321
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,377
well, it just
raises their value.

322
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,339
Artists are like...

323
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,965
Wanted criminals,

324
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:57,053
wild animals, trophies.

325
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,890
They're worth more dead
than they are alive.

326
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,185
Sometimes I feel
like a criminal animal,

327
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,103
Billy the kid gloves.

328
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,980
(Edgan gentlemen, this is faldo,

329
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,732
a genuine patron of the arts.

330
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,277
You know sevy. This is Peter.

331
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,904
Oh.

332
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,756
Sir, I think your
painting is marvelous.

333
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,074
I'm a novelist from Germany.

334
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,034
I work in sports.

335
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,370
I'm Zoe.

336
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,704
She's Alice.

337
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,292
Hello, ladies.

338
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,002
Oh.

339
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,838
Hello, Zoe.

340
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,758
Hello, Alice.

341
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,050
So...

342
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:42,181
What subject you investing in?

343
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,058
Investigating, faldo. Sex.

344
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,518
Beg your pardon?

345
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,687
For my book, the one
I wrote you about,

346
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,730
researches into male sexuality.

347
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,566
What are the ladies doing here
if it's male sexuality?

348
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,443
They're missing
the vital organ, Edgar.

349
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,863
We're muses.

350
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,157
Muses. Oh, muses.

351
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,118
You know, Edgar,
I always suspected

352
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,744
you got canned
from the university

353
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,080
for fooling around
with young coeds.

354
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,960
Now I'm sure of it.

355
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,129
I've never fooled around.

356
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,756
Each time, I was quite serious.

357
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,648
You've always
been quite serious.

358
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,884
Nothing much has changed.

359
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:22,596
Well, please, please, please,

360
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,474
continue your inspection
or your interrogation

361
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,017
or whatever you're calling it.

362
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,062
I'm just gonna admire
my painting before I go.

363
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,022
It's just——
It's beautiful, isn't it?

364
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,858
She's beautiful. Yes.

365
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,502
Can I give you my card?
No, no, no.

366
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,526
Thank you, sir.

367
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,070
Zezzy... sevy.

368
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,824
Are you still painting
these little wormlike figures?

369
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,910
Don't you think you ought
to change your style, grow?

370
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,124
Sew! Gentlemen,
should we continue?

371
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,543
Monty, please be seated.
Monty, please.

372
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,504
Edgar. What?

373
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,966
Is a woman's orgasm
more intense than a man's?

374
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,019
More evanescent.

375
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,771
Evan escent?

376
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,355
Jesus, Edgar,

377
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,483
you use words like that
in the book,

378
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,095
and nobody's gonna
understand you.

379
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,611
How do you know
something like that?

380
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,743
I don't know that,
and I've got more experience

381
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,907
than all of you put together.

382
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,199
Join us, faldo.

383
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,566
You might find it therapeutic.

384
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,911
Oh, no, no, no.

385
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,454
I get my kicks in the market

386
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,456
with the bulls and the bears.

387
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:34,126
Unfortunately, we've excluded
bestiality as a topic.

388
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,921
Oh, well, don't mind me.

389
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,007
A man is more violent...

390
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,343
Than a woman...

391
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,679
And so is his orgasm.

392
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,556
I've heard that a woman's

393
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:52,520
can be deeper and longer.

394
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,191
Sounds like you boys
really know your stuff

395
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,652
listen to this, Mr. Faldo.

396
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,987
Sevy, when you're with a woman,

397
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,032
what is your
favorite place to caress?

398
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,534
Well, I like to do

399
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,869
everything possible
with the anus.

400
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,663
Oh, Jesus!

401
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,335
What's wrong with you?

402
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,798
Zezzy... sevy.

403
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,092
All right, sevy.

404
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,177
You do love women, don't you?

405
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,637
Yes, of course.

406
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,516
Well, how do you figure
your taste for buggery?

407
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,852
Taste for buggery?

408
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,064
Sodomy with a woman
is a delicacy...

409
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,944
Oh, so appealing.

410
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,740
Well, I—...

411
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,786
Well, if you ask me,

412
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,873
you buy into buggery,
the bottom drops out.

413
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,795
Ha—ha.

414
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:02,965
Well, I'm sorry to leave

415
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,943
this naughty liti'le
sewing circle, but I—...

416
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:05,967
So you won't participate?

417
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,469
Mr. Faldo?

418
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,763
Do you think you could
learn anything from this?

419
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,055
Oh, no, no, no.

420
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,181
I doubt it, no.

421
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,893
How can you be so sure?

422
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,521
Because my women
are satisfied already.

423
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,065
Every one,

424
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,902
every time,

425
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,320
guaranteed.

426
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,950
How do you know that?

427
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,161
I know what females like.

428
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,829
What do females like?

429
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,291
Well, they—...

430
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,084
They like, uh,

431
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,295
a man who knows what he's doing.

432
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,755
And they like him

433
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:46,091
to go slow, not to rush things.

434
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,261
But most important, gentlemen,

435
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,096
they like him to know

436
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:55,434
about the little man
in the boat.

437
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,562
You mean the c—c—c—...

438
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,148
Clitoris?

439
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,776
You always know where it is?

440
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,088
What are you really doing
in there, Edgar?

441
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,392
I explained it all in my letter.

442
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:09,823
You sent word that you approved.

443
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,284
I never read mail
unless I can cash it.

444
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:13,661
We're doing research.

445
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,788
Research?
On who, those two dollies?

446
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,349
I don't want to leave
the subject of sex

447
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:18,558
only to Freud and his cohorts.

448
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,917
My goal is an absolute reality

449
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,929
in the interpretation
of one's own thoughts.

450
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,041
You're right, Edgar, right.

451
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,731
This penis envy
and wanting to have sex

452
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,131
with your mother,
it's ridiculous.

453
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,633
But the important thing is,

454
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,343
who's your audience
for the book?

455
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,635
Every intelligent man

456
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,346
interested
in the mystery of sex.

457
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,056
Oh, you think intelligence

458
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,891
has something
to do with sex, huh?

459
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,393
Well, pictures—...

460
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:38,954
Are you gonna
have pictures, photos?

461
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,218
Well, maybe Oscar will do some.

462
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,396
Oh, that's good.

463
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,482
That's good, because sex sells.

464
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:46,235
And if it's any good,
we'll publish it at faldo press.

465
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,527
Oh.

466
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,655
And I'll give you 1/2 of 1%...

467
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,448
N et.

468
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,825
I'm overwhelmed.

469
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,469
Keep an eye out
for those paintings.

470
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,828
They'll look good in the book.

471
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,746
Let's go. Yes, sir.

472
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,665
I will never subject myself

473
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,834
to such perversion again.

474
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,253
Who are you kidding?

475
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:05,629
You liked it.

476
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,840
No, they're lewd and disgusting.

477
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,426
See, you were interested.

478
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,052
No, I wasn't.

479
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,179
I'm a professional; I do my job.

480
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,471
But not here.

481
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,283
This whole place
makes me uncomfortable.

482
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,560
And that man who owns the house,
faldo, he's a bully.

483
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,770
Very naughty.

484
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,528
Chloe told me
what happened, Edgar,

485
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,238
that she's moved out.

486
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,742
Makes her available
to come back to me.

487
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,910
Wasn't she always?

488
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,916
Did you tell him
you want Chloe back?

489
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,626
He knows.

490
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,589
He's worried, insanely jealous.

491
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,466
I wonder if our girls
undress for him

492
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,634
or give him kisses.

493
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,636
I'd hate that.

494
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,805
Excellent.

495
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,725
Very good material.

496
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,685
Next session
is Thursday at 4:00.

497
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,103
Yes.

498
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,398
I'll make sure
there are no interruptions.

499
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,736
Alice, you're blushing.

500
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:16,283
No, I'm not.
It's just hot in here.

501
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,829
Why did we get into this
in the first place?

502
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,498
Faldo. Exactly.

503
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,583
Plus, look at the girls.

504
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,876
It's worth it.

505
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,753
They're so delicious.

506
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,172
So Alice?

507
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:34,384
I told you, I'm not interested
in anyone but Chloe, okay?

508
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,803
I'm meeting her right now.

509
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,972
Fine, I'd take Zoe too.

510
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:43,477
Monty, do you know
where the clitoris is?

511
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:44,769
The clitoris?

512
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,481
Who cares?

513
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,733
Oh.

514
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,822
Academics.

515
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,160
Like to have a cup
of tea with me, Zoe?

516
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,932
Can't. Roger gets angry
when I'm late.

517
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,288
He'll never leave me, though,

518
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,124
no matter what
I put him through.

519
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,416
He's predictable, really.

520
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,988
But like they were saying today,

521
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,045
you just have to keep
trying new ways, right?

522
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,297
Oh, I suppose—— yes, yes.

523
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:13,589
If you can't do it,

524
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,281
you might as well
hear about doing it

525
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,344
until you can do it.
What do you mean?

526
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,097
I'm just glad
you're coming back.

527
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:24,101
Yes, well, e—each young man
appears to be very frank

528
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,602
and——and, well...

529
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,312
Sexy?

530
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,732
No, desperate, actually.

531
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:34,069
I'll see you next week.
It's been swell.

532
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,990
Obsession about sex,

533
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,922
because you don't
know anything about sex.

534
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,412
I know just as much as
Edgar about sex, don't I?

535
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,872
No, you know,

536
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,290
but it's fine.

537
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,375
You know, it's just that...

538
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,252
It's a misunderstanding.

539
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,920
You think he's better than me?

540
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,589
Aren't I as good as him?

541
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,281
Do you prefer being
in bed with him?

542
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,718
It was your first time,
and I was barely conscious.

543
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,010
What do you expect?

544
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,304
You weren't that drunk.

545
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:05,684
So you like peeping
as much as transcribing.

546
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:08,562
You are a strange bird.

547
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,689
What are you doing?

548
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:14,234
Your lips, they really quiver.

549
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,446
Maybe your lips
need to be kissed.

550
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,573
Yours ought to be sealed.

551
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,950
I won't tell anyone
you were watching.

552
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,327
What?

553
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:24,828
I'm not a virgin!

554
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,622
Shut up! You're mad!

555
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,624
I'm notavirgin!
You're embarrassing me.

556
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,626
I'm not a virgin!

557
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,550
You're not going there.

558
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:39,968
No, no, no, please.

559
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,428
Please, please, I'm so sorry.

560
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,804
Kiss me, kiss me.

561
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,820
Why not come out
of your cage, little bird?

562
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:07,788
Just promise me you won't...

563
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,789
Marry me; Marry me.

564
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,081
Are you crazy?

565
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:12,209
Okay, we're
going to get arrested.

566
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,919
Okay, now...

567
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,764
This session will
take place in this room today.

568
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,361
Gentlemen, lend a hand, please.

569
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:43,282
I hope the rain doesn't cause
too much of a distraction.

570
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:46,285
Pity that Oscar and I
missed the first session.

571
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:49,079
The subject is far from
exhausted, lorenz.

572
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,878
What?

573
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,756
There you go.

574
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,762
"A man and a woman make love.

575
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,180
”How often can they arrive

576
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,767
at orgasm simultaneously?"

577
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:14,646
Your shorthand
is quite lovely, Alice.

578
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,732
"And is such
simultaneity desirable?"

579
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,608
Or even necessary, I could add.

580
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,360
What do you think, Oscar?

581
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,489
Desirable, indispensable,
commendable, if not necessary.

582
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,868
Well, how frequently for you?

583
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,160
75%.

584
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,752
You and a woman climax in unison

585
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,712
75% of the time?

586
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,630
Couldn't be.

587
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,800
It'd have to be 80%.

588
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,553
Well, I have neither the mental
nor the physical capacity

589
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,347
to delay my own orgasm,

590
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:51,350
which makes it impossible
to discuss percentages.

591
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,477
Perhaps 1%.

592
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:56,521
Making love with a woman:
Is a game whose object

593
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:59,232
is to arrive at orgasm together.

594
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,326
Gentlemen. Yeah, we're
finished in that room.

595
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,818
We're gonna patch in here now.

596
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,120
We're conducting

597
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,997
a very serious discussion
in this room.

598
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,729
We don't patch that ceiling,

599
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,250
y'all going to be swimming.

600
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,822
We ain't going to bother nobody.

601
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,712
Nobody.

602
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:25,133
Well, if you insist.

603
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,936
To what extent is the man's
erection necessary

604
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,438
in the accomplishment
of the sexual act?

605
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,899
Oh,

606
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:43,944
thank you. Lorenz?

607
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,364
I've never experienced anything

608
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,450
but a semi—erection.

609
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,912
Do you regret that?

610
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,564
I don't regret it any more

611
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,542
than being unable to lift pianos

612
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,086
or walk on water.

613
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:07,426
When making love,
a third person,

614
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,553
is this a hindrance?

615
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,847
I think another woman
might be welcome.

616
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:18,228
A voyeur might be nice.

617
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,813
I'd even like to be one myself.

618
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,481
You'd like to watch, sew?

619
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,943
Yes. If they were both
very beautiful, yes.

620
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:27,696
What if it was your wife
you were watching?

621
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:30,907
Oh, I only find her
beautiful in the dark.

622
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,368
Is she that ugly?

623
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,203
No.

624
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:39,082
Edgar, what's your position
on themenage a trois?

625
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,376
I do not like the presence
of a third person.

626
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,089
I believe that love

627
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,633
is made by two people

628
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,052
in different kinds of solitude.

629
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,014
Mm, zombies.

630
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,516
Can't you people
go to another room?

631
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,436
We got some work to
do. Yeah, we got work to do.

632
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,208
Edgar, what do you think
about having sex with one woman

633
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,774
whilst you're
in love with another?

634
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,068
When I love a woman,
I don't look at others.

635
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,695
Bollocks.

636
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,107
Do you even know what it means
to love a woman, Peter?

637
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,949
You can't define
a mystery like that

638
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,035
at the drop of a hat.

639
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,704
Monty?
I've never fallen in love.

640
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,372
I've had to settle
for making it.

641
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,124
I know when I'm in love,

642
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,252
when my hand would rather
caress crevices

643
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,505
than canvases.

644
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,675
Curious. No one here can say
what it means to love a woman.

645
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:33,053
It's to see her
as the unique preoccupation

646
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,598
of one's life...

647
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,350
I'm sorry.

648
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,686
A preoccupation
above all others.

649
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:46,149
Or an invitation
to mutual exploration

650
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,361
seized during moments
of visual emotional contact

651
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,988
accompanied by the removal
of any artificiality...

652
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,076
That sounds to me like
you're describing photography.

653
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,787
And sometimes accompanied
by a flash of light.

654
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,288
What if she's faking?

655
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,998
Who's faking?
The woman you're with.

656
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:05,919
I don't trust women,
but it's like poker.

657
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,931
I don't care if they cheat
as long as I win.

658
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,451
If a woman is pretending

659
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,989
in order to give
a man satisfaction,

660
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,884
well, that's not
cheating in my book.

661
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,344
And you, Edgar?

662
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:18,139
The day I stop trusting a woman,
I stop loving her.

663
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,100
There's nothing that can be said

664
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,476
about physical love

665
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,270
until we can start from the fact

666
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,022
that men and women
have equal rights in it.

667
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,954
Has anyone here
claimed otherwise, lorenz?

668
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,527
Everything I've heard so far
seems to be dominated

669
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,904
by this male point of view.

670
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:37,075
Left to themselves, men tend
to suffer from gross myopia.

671
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:41,663
Bollocks. You must continue
to grace these sessions.

672
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,338
Oscar's the one.

673
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,883
When he looks at me,
I get so nervous.

674
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,802
I can't even flirt properly.

675
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,557
Have you noticed monty's legs?

676
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,892
He'd be the bee's knees
standing ur

677
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,811
don't be vulgar, Zoe.

678
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,423
I've seen the way
he looks at you.

679
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:07,981
Tell me you haven't
thought about

680
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,691
his legs wrapped
around you like...

681
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,063
If I think of monty at all,

682
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,736
it's only
in a professional manner.

683
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,113
Oh, come here, my
littlefraulein. Zoe.

684
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,282
Monty, monty! Zoe, please.

685
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,622
I like the way Edgar
fights off his challengers.

686
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,041
His dedication is heroic.

687
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,876
He's just freeloading off faldo.

688
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,836
He hasn't even got a job.

689
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,338
I heard it's true, you know.

690
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,214
He was kicked out
of the university

691
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,217
for having several affairs.

692
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:40,930
Apparently, he brought up sex
right there in literature class.

693
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,974
Well, he's an idealist.

694
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,935
I'm sure he's not completely
comfortable with people.

695
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,395
He's got secrets

696
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,731
he'd never share with any woman.

697
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,023
Excuse me.

698
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,667
There's a small bonus
for the added participants.

699
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,960
Hope it wasn't too painful
on your fingers.

700
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,213
Her fingers can take
a lot more than that.

701
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,674
Until tomorrow at noon.

702
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:16,965
Thank you.

703
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,633
By the way, you two are invited

704
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,087
to a screening
of Oscar's new films

705
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,522
at the library tonight

706
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,899
on the back stairway.

707
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,931
I'll just, uh, make a note.

708
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,207
You're beautiful.

709
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,712
That was better than sex.

710
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:24,177
The fantastic in reality
is the whole reality.

711
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,306
Oh, yes, it is.

712
00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:31,202
What is it?

713
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,371
Oh.

714
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,985
Play it again.

715
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:04,986
Play it again.

716
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,071
Show it again! Show it again!

717
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,033
I will not play it again.

718
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:12,076
Boo. Why not?

719
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,203
Because I have another one
to show you first.

720
00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:16,080
Hooray!

721
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,500
Oscar, my wife thought your film
better than fudge sundae,

722
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:20,792
didn't you, Janet?

723
00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:22,921
Yes, it was like Chestnut cream.

724
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,505
Chestnut cream?

725
00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,049
Yes, images like this

726
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,635
you have to force people
to swallow.

727
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,845
Yes, she really got it,
didn't she?

728
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:35,016
My dear, you've gotten more
than I could've ever hoped.

729
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:38,061
Excuse me.

730
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:40,229
Oscar, another triumph.

731
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,814
And where is faldo?

732
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,266
I need him to like it, Edgar,

733
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,567
especially the next one

734
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,099
and the one I haven't made yet.

735
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,071
They'll be here soon.
And don't worry.

736
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,803
I'll tell him
how much he enjoyed it.

737
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,634
Yes, how much he enjoyed it
and how little...

738
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:52,992
How little he spent on it.

739
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,036
It cost him. Smashing, Edgar.

740
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,328
Very, very good.

741
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,664
This is Janet.

742
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:58,665
Yes, hello.

743
00:40:58,957 --> 00:40:59,957
You were exquisite.

744
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,124
How about me?

745
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,502
Who are you?

746
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,503
Oh, butcher.

747
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,380
Funny. Very funny.

748
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:06,923
Oh, sevy.

749
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,815
You can't face
your true feelings, Chloe.

750
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:09,841
Edgar—— what?

751
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,010
I mean, Peter—...

752
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,054
You see, you're
confusing me again.

753
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,026
I face my feelings
all the time, all right?

754
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,349
I just—...

755
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,892
Can we just forget about this

756
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,354
and remember when
things were good?

757
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,206
I don't know how
you can be so nostalgic

758
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,775
when you're so willing
to forget everything.

759
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,067
Did you call me Edgar?

760
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,404
No.

761
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,906
Edgar, I wanted to ask
about your stenographers,

762
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,198
Alice in particular.

763
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:35,451
No, they're not our subjects.

764
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,413
No, not directly, but...

765
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:39,747
Come.

766
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,836
I'll have you know that
I spent the rest of my day

767
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,088
with the lovely scent
of Alice upon my hand.

768
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,215
And I tell you,
it allowed me to masturbate

769
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,107
in a way I haven't
masturbated for years.

770
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,761
I mean, I should've been
arrested for how I abused myself

771
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:58,182
then you're disqualified from any
further participation. Oh, nonsense.

772
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:02,979
You tell me you haven't had similar
thoughts concerning this girl.

773
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,631
You can't distort this work

774
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,399
with your personal
obsessions, lorenz.

775
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,818
Isn't that exactly
what you're doing?

776
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:13,156
And besides, I tend
to see sexuality as personal.

777
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,992
It's what part of love
belongs to sexuality.

778
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,535
I see.

779
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,495
So you're saying
you won't venture

780
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,998
into Alice's little wonderland

781
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,668
until you're madly
in love with her?

782
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,342
Excellent, Oscar.

783
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:34,844
Thank you, my friend.

784
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:39,140
My dear,
are you attracted to negros?

785
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:41,934
Oh, thank you.

786
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,772
She's delightful.

787
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:47,356
Enjoying yourselves?

788
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,817
Yes, thank you.

789
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:58,367
I find modesty in a woman
to be very attractive.

790
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,168
Was that a compliment?

791
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,712
You two, you have all the drama
of a coitus interruptus.

792
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,004
Go away, monty.

793
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,494
Look, if you're having troubles,

794
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,758
just blame it all on Edgar.

795
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,218
I'll even do it for you.

796
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:16,803
Edgar, come here for a second.

797
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,095
I've got to talk to you.

798
00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:19,346
Monty. Monty.

799
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:20,973
Edgar!

800
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,934
It's going to be fun, I promise.

801
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:25,061
Hello, monty. This is Janet.

802
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,063
We're married.

803
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:28,898
Nice to meet you, Janet.

804
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,190
Hello.

805
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,110
Oh, no.

806
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,781
Did you enjoy the film?

807
00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:38,073
I haven't seen it.

808
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,700
I was on the loo. Oh.

809
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,244
Listen, Edgar,

810
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,746
we've been talking
about what lorenz said today,

811
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,207
that we need a female
perspective in our discussions.

812
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,292
No, bad idea. It's a good idea.

813
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,669
I volunteer jan et.

814
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,129
She said she'd like to join.

815
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,540
No, I never said that, sevy.

816
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,507
Didn't you?
I'd be too intimidated.

817
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:57,385
Don't be shy. We keep
it small, no strangers.

818
00:43:57,677 --> 00:43:59,554
No, I'm not shy.
No, she's not shy.

819
00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:02,473
Timid, perhaps,
but definitely not shy.

820
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:04,600
I'm not timid either.

821
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,692
But as a woman, I might
confuse sex with love.

822
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,271
Edgar's doing that already.

823
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,772
So what do you think, Edgar?

824
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,483
Should we invite this
lovely creature to join us?

825
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,277
I think you should
drop the matter.

826
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:17,780
He's right.
I'd feel so inferior.

827
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,282
Jan et?

828
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:23,536
Intellectually speaking.

829
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,581
Don't worry about that.

830
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,789
Some people may
have better sex than others,

831
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,336
but they aren't any experts.

832
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,088
Right, Edgar?

833
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,673
I think anyone
could be an expert

834
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,884
on the subject of sex,

835
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,886
sharp as a diamond.

836
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,637
Yet is a single flaw enough

837
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:46,017
to discount the value
completely?

838
00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:50,479
That make you feel
like a big man?

839
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,273
I'm not good with people, Peter.

840
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:54,334
That was a totally
inappropriate thing to say.

841
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,518
Then he shouldn't have asked.

842
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,236
Maybe I should ask you
to step outside.

843
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,113
You want to go
look at the stars?

844
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,702
You have the most
beautiful eyes in the world.

845
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:26,057
It was stupid.

846
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:30,436
Good evening, faldo.

847
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,728
Sasha, how are you?

848
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,022
Edgar.

849
00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:35,691
Oh, yeah,
it was tedious, darling.

850
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,068
You should have been there.

851
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,320
Blood in the gutters
out there, Edgar.

852
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:40,772
Blood in the gutters.

853
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,156
Dark rumblings.

854
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,242
May I take that for you?
There we go.

855
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:46,619
Wh ew!

856
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,913
There's just been
a slight delay on those—...

857
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,123
These boys...

858
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:54,627
Are investigating
the dark continent of sex.

859
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,159
Oh, that's my favorite subject.

860
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,256
The heterosexual male
point of view.

861
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:01,259
It was my
first lesson in school.

862
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,469
But we're
conducting the investigation,

863
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,596
bit of a clinical setting.

864
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:06,888
Clinical?

865
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:09,850
Edgar, you taken up gynecology?

866
00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:13,187
I'm going to go see
about Oscar's sprockets.

867
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,897
I'll be...

868
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,816
Take your coat off.

869
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,428
Everybody be quiet, please.

870
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:19,735
I think the maestro

871
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,947
wants to say a couple of words.

872
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,699
Oh, Joey.

873
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:27,076
Um, yes, um...

874
00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:29,078
Give me your hand.

875
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,998
My next film... Oscar.

876
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:34,834
Lights.

877
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,252
Oh.

878
00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:15,976
Zoe?

879
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,311
Hm?

880
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,563
How many men
have you known all together?

881
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:20,855
I've lost count.

882
00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,065
Really?

883
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,609
Excuse us.

884
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:27,988
I wonder if that's
the speakeasy.

885
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,280
The laundry?

886
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:30,365
Would you like to go in?

887
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:31,492
They know me.

888
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,744
No! I mean, I don't even drink.

889
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,121
Of course not, silly.

890
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:36,414
It's illegal.

891
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:49,677
Alice?

892
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:51,178
I'm sorry?

893
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,097
What's the first thing
you look at

894
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:56,851
when you look at a man?
The eyes?

895
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:59,603
Oh, yes, his eyes, yes.

896
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,272
Mm—hmm, their eyes.

897
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:02,940
Do you ever look
at their behind,

898
00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:04,272
just when they're walking?

899
00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:06,152
Why did you become
a stenographer?

900
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,611
Why do you think?

901
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,738
To be a writer?

902
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,699
Not exactly.

903
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:14,410
Oh, well, that's
what happened to me.

904
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,062
But the more
I started transcribing

905
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,883
other people's stories,
the more I realized

906
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:20,666
I didn't have any
of my own, so...

907
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,084
I did it to meet boys.

908
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,170
Oh. Mm—hmm.

909
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,423
Boys are the reason
why I've done most things.

910
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,467
I haven't lost count.

911
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,844
I'm sorry?

912
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:32,845
Of men.

913
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,598
There's only been three.

914
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,142
And enough sex for 33.

915
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:43,606
Really?

916
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,816
I love it,
and I'm not embarrassed

917
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:48,861
just because I'm a girl.

918
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,656
Zoe?

919
00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:54,617
Hm?

920
00:49:57,244 --> 00:50:01,790
You've had three more men
than I've had.

921
00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,710
I thought so.

922
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,212
You're very lucky.

923
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:07,546
Lucky?

924
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,381
I feel like a fool
most of the time.

925
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,008
I'm a freak, an outcast.

926
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,219
I'm a virgin, Zoe.

927
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:16,918
They're giving you an education,

928
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,557
and they're paying you for it.

929
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,850
Yes, well,

930
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:22,436
I certainly hope
I graduate one day.

931
00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:25,689
Where you been?

932
00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:27,650
Where have you been?

933
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:40,870
Roger.

934
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,165
Where you been?

935
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,377
Contemplating
the mysteries of raw meat.

936
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:47,920
I knew it. What?

937
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,838
You're picturing someone else.

938
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:52,591
Mm, commendable, recommendable,

939
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,803
if not necessary.

940
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,888
Making love to you
is just a game.

941
00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:02,851
A game whose object it is
to reach orgasm together.

942
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,563
Love means a man and woman
wanting to settle down,

943
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:09,400
have children,
and grow old together.

944
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:11,819
When they do sex, they do it
as Adam and Eve did it,

945
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:15,864
straight, simple, safe.

946
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:17,366
Someone made you sick, Zoe,

947
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,410
filled your head
with twisted ideas.

948
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,829
You had a good thing,
and you lost it.

949
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,900
(Edgan Peter.

950
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,958
Thank you. We're ready to begin.

951
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,251
Peter.

952
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,545
Zoe, I like your hair
and your blouse.

953
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,505
Thank you. Sevy.

954
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,507
Pants.

955
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:16,799
Sevy, be seated.

956
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,260
Who said you could wear pants?

957
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,012
You look so lovely. Danke.

958
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,304
Bitte.

959
00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:22,848
You look lovely too.

960
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,308
But, then, you always do.

961
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,226
You're wearing lipstick.
It's nice.

962
00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,520
Thank you. Ready to begin.

963
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:30,022
First question:

964
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,149
Gentlemen, describe
your first time.

965
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:35,194
How old were you, and where
was your mother at the time?

966
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,780
Oh, shit.

967
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,865
Sasha, good afternoon.

968
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,825
Good? What's good about it?

969
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,285
Edgar, sit down.

970
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,996
Gossip or whatever it is
you're doing.

971
00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,748
I need my medicine.

972
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,959
Bad news makes me sick.

973
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:52,836
Bad news, Sasha? What happened?

974
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:57,549
Have to ask faldo, if he hasn't
already jumped out a window.

975
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:01,387
Sasha, it's me.

976
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:02,930
Edgar, it's me, Sasha.

977
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:04,264
Are we in the dark here?

978
00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:06,850
No. I got bad news.

979
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,520
I mean, really bad new—...

980
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,199
What the hell
are you looking at?

981
00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:26,495
Never seen
a thirsty woman before?

982
00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:30,791
Uh...

983
00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,878
Boo!

984
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,260
Do you think she's drunk?

985
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,054
I think that's the least
of her problems.

986
00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:46,557
Zoe, I really like what you
did with your blouse today.

987
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:48,809
It's just the three
buttons. You could do it.

988
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:50,787
Oh, no, I couldn't possibly.
Do you think I could?

989
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:52,020
I think Edgar would like it.

990
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,312
Would he?

991
00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:56,692
Men are simple, Alice.

992
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,068
Now, come on.

993
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,486
All right.

994
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:03,407
Sasha, we're going
right back in there.

995
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,367
Well, come on.

996
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:06,952
Oh.

997
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:11,790
Now, tell them.

998
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:16,962
My confusion is exceeded
only by my hangover.

999
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,381
Sasha. Babe, what?

1000
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:22,050
Sweeth eart,
you know what to say.

1001
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:23,844
I apologize.

1002
00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:25,136
Cheer up, girls.

1003
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,014
Fine. Fine.

1004
00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:29,516
Fellas, help me
with this, will you?

1005
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,518
Let's take it in this room.

1006
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:35,189
Sir.

1007
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:36,761
It'll look best in here.

1008
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,650
Our session's taking...

1009
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,528
Let's find a place
where we can hang it.

1010
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:43,238
Yeah, right there on the mantle.

1011
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,782
Get zezzy off of there.

1012
00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,742
Sevy, and no,
I'm not coming down.

1013
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,034
Zezzy, get down.

1014
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,953
No, I won't. Come down.

1015
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,164
Grab your equipment.

1016
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:57,544
Is she from Brooklyn?

1017
00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,379
I thought she was Russian.

1018
00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:01,715
Get off me! Get off! Get off!

1019
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:04,384
Stop it! Get off! Fine.

1020
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:07,221
All right, let's
get these paintings down.

1021
00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,973
Philistine!

1022
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:12,726
Bourgeois!

1023
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:14,018
It doesn't iviatter,

1024
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:15,521
because my art will live on,

1025
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,813
and you're just a bunch
of imperialist, philistine,

1026
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,066
bourgeois shits.

1027
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,359
Excuse me.

1028
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:21,735
Sorry.

1029
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:31,203
Gentlemen.

1030
00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:33,288
Gentlemen,

1031
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:37,960
if those boys on wall street
are telling me the truth,

1032
00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:41,964
the only thing I haven't
lost is my manhood.

1033
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:43,632
Serves you right.

1034
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,565
So whose deal?

1035
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,817
Does this mean
you've finally decided

1036
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,777
to join our discussion, faldo?

1037
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:05,404
Sure. Why not?

1038
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,531
I might learn something.

1039
00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:09,241
So how you play this game?

1040
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,285
Just tell secrets?

1041
00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:15,038
All right, fine.

1042
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:20,002
My introduction to sex
came about through a relation,

1043
00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:25,048
a very close relation,
when I was 14.

1044
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,009
It lasted almost a year.

1045
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:34,224
She was young, very young.

1046
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:37,519
I watched her
since the day she was born.

1047
00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,187
How young was she?

1048
00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,773
Mere child.

1049
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:48,780
She had brown hair,
sturdy legs for her age,

1050
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,699
all four of them.

1051
00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,416
An animal?

1052
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,421
Faldo, we
discussed bestiality briefly

1053
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:07,257
in an earlier session,
and since everyone said

1054
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:08,967
they had no tendency toward it—...

1055
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,553
I made no such declaration.

1056
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,388
Most everyone.

1057
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,320
We decided there
was no point pursuing it.

1058
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,518
Well, there is now.

1059
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,438
Let me tell
you fellows something.

1060
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,815
I have a vast collection of art

1061
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:26,401
which is dismissed
as pornographic.

1062
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:29,196
But all through history,

1063
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:32,240
there are images of human beings

1064
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:35,911
copulating
with every known species.

1065
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:38,705
Books had illustrations in them,

1066
00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:40,832
hand—drawn illustrations,

1067
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:44,670
of people having sex,
masturbation,

1068
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:48,882
and everything else.

1069
00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:50,842
So don't forget, gentlemen...

1070
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:52,719
Psst. Yes?

1071
00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:55,347
First and foremost,

1072
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:59,643
the human being is an animal.

1073
00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:01,478
Mr. Faldo, sir,

1074
00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:04,314
what kind of species
was this one,

1075
00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:07,150
you r partn er?

1076
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:10,445
A female donkey.

1077
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:11,947
Oh.

1078
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:20,956
Faldo, describe the situation
as precisely as possible.

1079
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:28,630
Well, I would put
a harness on her

1080
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:30,841
and lead her into the woods.

1081
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:34,511
And when I would
take off her harness,

1082
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:39,975
it was like stripping
the clothes off of someone.

1083
00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:45,647
And then I'd indulge my passion
through a handkerchief.

1084
00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:51,319
What was the donkey's attitude?

1085
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:54,823
Well, she liked it,

1086
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:57,576
I mean, the first few times,

1087
00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:59,911
and then she wouldn't—...

1088
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:01,371
She wouldn't allow it.

1089
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,501
I guess I wasn't her type.

1090
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,463
Um, excuse me.

1091
00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:10,922
Mm—hmm?

1092
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,133
What position did you use?

1093
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:15,427
You stood on top
of something, I expect.

1094
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:16,970
No, no, no.

1095
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:18,597
I was tall for my age,

1096
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:21,016
so we were a perfect match,
height—wise.

1097
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:22,476
Oh, that's good. Yeah.

1098
00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:29,816
What emotions
did you feel after the act?

1099
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:34,196
What did I feel afterward?

1100
00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:38,742
I was perplexed,
at first, anyway.

1101
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,702
And then I was
frightened to death

1102
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:43,789
that my old man would find out.

1103
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:46,333
But I just couldn't stop.

1104
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,418
I mean, I couldn't stop.

1105
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:53,965
Can anyone stop when it comes
to sexual gratification?

1106
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,676
And why this particular animal?

1107
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:59,721
Well, because she was
the one I saw most often,

1108
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:04,643
Tuesdays and Thursdays
on my way home from school.

1109
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:07,020
Though there was
a goat on Wednesday,

1110
01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:10,232
and I climbed the fence,
and I ran after him,

1111
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:12,484
but he was too fast.

1112
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:17,363
Zoe.

1113
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:22,619
Are you sick, young lady?

1114
01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,246
Sore throat.

1115
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:25,538
I'm sorry.

1116
01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:26,790
If I told you

1117
01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:28,416
what I've done with women,

1118
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,460
you would probably
get pneumonia.

1119
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,549
Sevy, I'm sorry

1120
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:40,595
about giving you hell
for buggery the other day.

1121
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:42,514
That's all right, I suppose.

1122
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:45,809
You've inspired me to relate

1123
01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:49,271
that I had pleasure
several times

1124
01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,232
with a puppy when I was a youth.

1125
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,530
A dog, sew?

1126
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:02,450
I let him nip my private parts.

1127
01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:05,787
I became very, very aroused.

1128
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,747
Good Christ, sevy.

1129
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,001
Well, I'm glad you said that.

1130
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:14,754
Now it makes me feel
that I'm not alone in this.

1131
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:16,047
Yes.

1132
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,425
Ver —— it was very pleasant,

1133
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,302
very pleasant indeed.

1134
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,514
No man of character
would have sexual intercourse

1135
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,514
with an animal.

1136
01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:28,268
You might be right, son.

1137
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:33,648
Because for me,
to be perfectly frank,

1138
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:38,111
a donkey is just

1139
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,907
a dumb fucking ass.

1140
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,170
Oh, you fell for it, didn't you?

1141
01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:01,468
What?

1142
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:06,598
You went right along with it.

1143
01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:08,808
You should've seen your faces.

1144
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,354
You should've seen your faces.

1145
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:14,397
No cause for alarm, ladies.

1146
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:16,608
This was just a test.

1147
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,068
A test.

1148
01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:23,490
Are you saying that
you've been putting us on?

1149
01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:26,618
Oh, there's no harm
in a joke, Edgar.

1150
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:30,330
These sessions require
you tell the truth, faldo.

1151
01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,165
Oh, the truth.

1152
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:36,503
I've seen the truth, Edgar,
and it doesn't make any sense.

1153
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:37,921
That may be your viewpoint,

1154
01:02:38,213 --> 01:02:39,893
but you can't influence
the others with it,

1155
01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:41,633
not in my research.

1156
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,593
Your research, maybe.

1157
01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:45,428
But my house.

1158
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,974
Now, relax.

1159
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,892
We got zezzy there—...

1160
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,602
Sevy.

1161
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:55,814
To tell about
his shaggy dog story.

1162
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:59,651
That'll help your research.

1163
01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:01,027
Oh, woof, woof, woof.

1164
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:19,879
Look, Edgar,
ask me one of your questions,

1165
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:24,926
and I promise you
a straight answer.

1166
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:28,013
Ask one that's
really important to you,

1167
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,056
the most important.

1168
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:43,278
What's the matter?

1169
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:47,991
Afraid the question
might reveal too much?

1170
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:51,786
There's one question
that's above all others.

1171
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,997
Which is?

1172
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:57,834
What does faldo think
about the succubus?

1173
01:03:58,126 --> 01:03:59,878
The what?

1174
01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:08,011
An imaginary female demon.

1175
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:09,846
Edgar's obsessed with it.

1176
01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:16,436
The succubus isn't
an imaginary creature.

1177
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:20,148
I've experienced her visits
many times at night.

1178
01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:25,153
In fact,

1179
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:27,989
I look forward to them.

1180
01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:29,616
He's in love with her.

1181
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:36,664
I know what
you're talking about.

1182
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,556
You mean a creature
that sneaks in on you

1183
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,877
and steals your seed.

1184
01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:42,921
Well, I've known
plenty of those.

1185
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:48,301
For Christ's sake,
I'm married to one.

1186
01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:50,929
We don't know her.

1187
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,139
And we don't solicit her.

1188
01:04:53,431 --> 01:05:00,688
Convinced she intends
no harm to her victims...

1189
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:03,608
Unless he resists.

1190
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,361
And that's your most
important question, Edgar?

1191
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:13,118
Some sexual compulsion
for a female myth?

1192
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,662
This concerns
deep psychic energy.

1193
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,080
It's sexual voltage.

1194
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,748
But it's not real.

1195
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,835
She's not imaginary.
Do you understand?

1196
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,879
I understand, Edgar.

1197
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,424
It's rewarding to love
the whore of your mind,

1198
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:30,468
isn't it?

1199
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,761
But only if

1200
01:05:32,053 --> 01:05:33,513
she drives you
back to real women.

1201
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:35,525
Some women
are more real than others,

1202
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:36,891
wherever they appear.

1203
01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:39,602
Perhaps she's trying
to rescue you, Edgar.

1204
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:44,399
Or perhaps Edgar's
afraid of real women.

1205
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:47,569
Well, Edgar,
just how far will you go?

1206
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,737
Just how dark will it get?

1207
01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:04,711
That's a good question, Edgar,

1208
01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,129
really good question.

1209
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:11,092
Maybe this bizarre sexual
creature of yours will turn you

1210
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,929
into something really ugly,
unfit for society.

1211
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,973
Edgar the criminal.

1212
01:06:17,265 --> 01:06:20,477
But what if she
exists only to warn him,

1213
01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:22,121
to drive him back
into the real world

1214
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,646
of flesh and blood?

1215
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,816
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1216
01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:28,818
It's quite simple.

1217
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:32,238
All men are in love
with this creature.

1218
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:37,785
And she, quite naturally,
is in love with all men.

1219
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:43,208
Well...

1220
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:49,214
Love is a bolt from the blue,

1221
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:50,924
isn't it?

1222
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,211
I'm sorry for bothering you.

1223
01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:11,546
Did you forget something?

1224
01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:12,922
Well, no.

1225
01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:14,817
Actually, I was wondering
if I might be able

1226
01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,151
to look at that book
of engravings.

1227
01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:17,343
Why?

1228
01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:19,053
Well, I was curious about them

1229
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,948
and thought perhaps
you wouldn't mind if I—...

1230
01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:21,972
Come in. Yes, okay.

1231
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,242
You know where it is, Alice.

1232
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,586
Yes, I found them
very compelling.

1233
01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,102
They are very compelling.

1234
01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:28,205
Yes, I've never seen anything
quite like them before.

1235
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,349
Are you interested in the
nocturnal side of eroticism?

1236
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:32,609
Faldo brought up
animal eroticism today.

1237
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:33,980
What did you think of that?

1238
01:08:34,152 --> 01:08:35,987
I thought it was
rather distasteful.

1239
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,031
I've thought about it.

1240
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:42,118
I've come
to several conclusions.

1241
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:46,581
May I hear them?

1242
01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:48,249
I'll just—...

1243
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,001
Excuse me.

1244
01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:26,537
I must congratulate myself

1245
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,832
on encountering
the perfect muse.

1246
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,127
Oh, well, it was
a chance encounter.

1247
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:36,047
All that's marvelous
in life happens by chance,

1248
01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:37,799
don't you think?
Well, I suppose—...

1249
01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:40,093
Man's libido differs
from animal sexuality

1250
01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:42,470
in that it calls
his whole being into question.

1251
01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:44,472
I'm not much
of an expert on the subject.

1252
01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,974
Yes...

1253
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:50,019
But you have desires,
aspirations.

1254
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:53,022
Everyone does.

1255
01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:57,026
I liked what
you said about destiny.

1256
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:00,863
As I look at you now, Alice,

1257
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:02,907
I'm reminded
of the amorous radiance

1258
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,742
in every young woman.

1259
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,245
I'm afraid I'm not very good
at receiving compliments.

1260
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:17,714
I haven't
tried to know you, Alice.

1261
01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:24,470
Yet in some surreal way,
I sense you, as in a dream,

1262
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:26,055
a visitation.

1263
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:27,627
I've always cherished my dreams.

1264
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:29,100
I hope so.

1265
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,036
As a little girl,
I couldn't wait to fall asleep

1266
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,287
so I could enter the dreamland.

1267
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,147
Things in dreams
are so much more natural

1268
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,108
and appealing to me
than what happens in real life.

1269
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,860
I —...

1270
01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:42,488
I haven't asked you
to expose yourself, Alice.

1271
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:44,449
No, you haven't.

1272
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:21,068
Edgar, my friend.

1273
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,737
Lorenz.

1274
01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:25,656
I have something
of some importance to ask you.

1275
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,658
Do I have a choice?
No, you don't.

1276
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,619
And I'm not staying.

1277
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,370
Oh, by the way, while I'm here,

1278
01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:34,373
I wanted to suggest
something to you—...

1279
01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:38,169
No, I think demand—...

1280
01:11:38,461 --> 01:11:40,213
That for your next session

1281
01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:44,926
you invite a candid,
uninhibited, desirable—...

1282
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:46,219
Excuse me. Thank you.

1283
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:48,304
Good—bye.

1284
01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:51,140
Wo man.

1285
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,853
Tell me I'm
interrupting something.

1286
01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:00,566
Oscar, do I look the way
you wanted me to?

1287
01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:03,069
Well, you're in
my portfolio, aren't you?

1288
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,544
Zoe.

1289
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:20,836
Oscar.

1290
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:22,588
What a surprise.

1291
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,091
Hello.

1292
01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,467
Oscar?

1293
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,386
I'm sorry. Linda, this is Zoe.

1294
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:29,929
Zoe is Edgar's associate.

1295
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:33,975
She's helping him
survey sexual attitu des.

1296
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:35,309
I bet she is.

1297
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,241
Actually, I just
write down what they say.

1298
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,688
I model for Oscar—...

1299
01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:40,439
I think you
underestimate yourself

1300
01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:42,876
I think at the very least,
you keep everyone's attention

1301
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:43,900
properly focused.

1302
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:51,450
Nude.

1303
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,786
Nothing but pictures
of me and my body.

1304
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:55,788
All for sale?

1305
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,373
Was that an insult?

1306
01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,375
No, no, no, Linda.

1307
01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:03,337
Zoe was just pointing out
that in photography,

1308
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,965
as you, yourself,
are a gorgeous example,

1309
01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:07,377
the successful marketing—...

1310
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:09,070
Can I tell you
that I loved your films?

1311
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:10,176
Yes, please.

1312
01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:13,639
I found them very,
very enticing.

1313
01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:15,474
Thank you very, very much.

1314
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:16,934
What are you doing right now?

1315
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,226
Me? Yes.

1316
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,353
Nothing. I'm going home.

1317
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:21,081
Can I tell you, your hair,
by the way—...

1318
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,815
I love what you've done—...

1319
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,739
Was I rude? I think so.

1320
01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:31,324
Mm.

1321
01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:44,378
Tell me something.

1322
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:46,631
Yes?

1323
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,842
Edgar's sessions...

1324
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,552
What about Edgar's sessions?

1325
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:53,304
We should film them.

1326
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:56,265
Edgar's sessions...

1327
01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:57,837
You mean an all—talking picture?

1328
01:13:57,975 --> 01:13:59,268
All—singing, all—dancing.

1329
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,895
It really doesn't matter.

1330
01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:03,064
I like this idea.

1331
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:04,815
You like it?

1332
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,085
Would this be endorsing
Edgar's rules, Edgar's methods?

1333
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,486
What do you mean?

1334
01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,238
I mean, don't you think
if you have to explain—...

1335
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:14,075
If you try to explain
how to make love like Edgar,

1336
01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:16,535
I don't think
you know how to make love.

1337
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,347
And if you do know
how to make love—...

1338
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,934
You probably don't
want to explain it.

1339
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,290
Don't want to explain it.

1340
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:24,335
Or maybe you shouldn't
be able to explain it,

1341
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:25,627
how to make love.

1342
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,046
And sound might be a problem.

1343
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:28,881
It doesn't iviatter
what they say.

1344
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:30,173
It's what they don't say.

1345
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,299
It's what they hide.

1346
01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:33,511
Words are just masks anyway.

1347
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,003
And I could be your assistant.

1348
01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:36,681
And you could be my assistant.

1349
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:38,641
Yes. Do you have—...

1350
01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:41,894
And would you please be my
assistant beginning right now?

1351
01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:44,605
Hold still.

1352
01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:46,357
What about love itself?

1353
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:47,942
And what about love itself?

1354
01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:49,634
If you could make
a picture of that,

1355
01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:50,861
you'd be very successful.

1356
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,239
I think I already have.

1357
01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,504
What?

1358
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:13,009
I think you've
stimulated me beyond images.

1359
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:18,806
We should play
at something else.

1360
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:20,099
Oscar?

1361
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:21,600
What?

1362
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:24,687
Is this another game?

1363
01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:27,773
This is the most
serious game of all.

1364
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,068
When you define something,
create something for us, only—...

1365
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,362
Oscar?

1366
01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:34,864
Yes?

1367
01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:36,198
Promise me something.

1368
01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:37,490
Yes.

1369
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,035
Whether this lasts or not,

1370
01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:41,620
you'll never try
and explain it to anybody.

1371
01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,794
Doesn't Alice look beautiful?

1372
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,298
Ready.

1373
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,262
Do certain images
come to mind during desire?

1374
01:16:40,554 --> 01:16:41,972
Faldo?

1375
01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:51,607
Faldo. Care to answer
the question?

1376
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:56,570
Oh, images during desire.

1377
01:16:56,862 --> 01:17:01,784
Well, give me a piece of paper
and I'll doodle for you.

1378
01:17:02,076 --> 01:17:03,369
Sevy?

1379
01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:05,663
What?

1380
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,289
Save us.

1381
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:10,292
Well, it's never
one single image.

1382
01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:12,962
The last time,
it was underwater imagery,

1383
01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:14,630
very nautical.

1384
01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,173
Nautical?

1385
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:21,762
I imagined mermaids
with their scaly behinds.

1386
01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:25,683
I imagined hovering
over giant oysters,

1387
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:30,396
many, many oysters,
waiting to swallow me,

1388
01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:35,442
and flippers.

1389
01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:37,903
Chloe, what about you?

1390
01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:39,195
What about—...

1391
01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:42,366
Do you want to be included?

1392
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,745
Well, I don't think you can ask
the same question of women.

1393
01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:50,791
Their minds are not
like glass—bottom boats.

1394
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:54,336
In any case, my images
aren't physical ones.

1395
01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:55,963
I have an image.

1396
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:57,798
Describe it. Describe it.

1397
01:17:58,090 --> 01:17:59,925
Someone blonde,
slim, distinguished,

1398
01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,928
different from me.

1399
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,763
Different from her husband too.

1400
01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:06,182
Ow.

1401
01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,768
I can't help it.

1402
01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:12,605
Oh, no. It's not my fault.

1403
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:17,484
I always imagine a woman
I want to sleep with.

1404
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:22,489
I imagine the gasp
that she makes.

1405
01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:25,159
A woman fully clothed
who says nothing at all.

1406
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:29,121
She wears perfumed gloves,
though, sometimes.

1407
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:35,794
Chloe's face.

1408
01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:41,175
The most direct—...

1409
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,969
What the hell's
that mean, Sasha?

1410
01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:45,638
It means

1411
01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:48,224
that you like to see
what you're getting into,

1412
01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:52,436
and I like to see
what's getting into me.

1413
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,146
Move over.

1414
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:59,610
Now, what if I were to sa ——
And sometimes, only sometimes,

1415
01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:03,447
when we're together,
I'm imagining another woman?

1416
01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:10,621
Well, I might be
imagining the same woman.

1417
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,373
What are you
trying to say, sash?

1418
01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:13,707
What trying?

1419
01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:15,501
What trying?

1420
01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:17,419
What are you trying to say?

1421
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:20,881
Listen, Edgar instructed
us to follow the rules.

1422
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,735
And I'm following the rules. And
you got to play by the rules too.

1423
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:25,302
I never follow
the damn rules any time.

1424
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,681
And we suddenly find ourselves
in complete financial ruin.

1425
01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:31,517
Oh, bullshit!
We're not in financial ruin!

1426
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,811
We've got that estate
up in Montreal,

1427
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,939
faldo studios in Hollywood,

1428
01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:38,357
tax write—offs.

1429
01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,529
Get the hell out of here!

1430
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:46,699
We've got those
sexual paintings.

1431
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:50,869
They're the greatest
paintings in the world.

1432
01:19:51,161 --> 01:19:52,871
Oh, I hate those. W—w—what—...

1433
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,291
We have nothing.
We have paintings!

1434
01:19:55,582 --> 01:19:58,961
What part of the body
most excites you, faldo?

1435
01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:00,296
If you don't mind.

1436
01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:02,464
What part of the body?

1437
01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,956
Yeah, see, we're going to talk
about something else now.

1438
01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:06,677
We're not going
to talk about anything.

1439
01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:08,887
Now, sit down, Sasha.
Oh, goddamn it, you.

1440
01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:11,348
Now, sit down. I'm not going—...

1441
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,851
Sit down!

1442
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,185
Uh!

1443
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,689
All right.

1444
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:20,024
Edgar,

1445
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:22,693
what gets you started?

1446
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:25,279
Get out of here.

1447
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:28,115
I can't stand you.
I cannot stand you.

1448
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,661
A woman's desire.

1449
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:34,830
Dreams, of course.

1450
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:44,381
Cleavage in
a very low—cut dress.

1451
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,511
Buttocks.

1452
01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:51,597
The eyes.

1453
01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:53,891
The eyes,

1454
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:55,809
Chloe's eyes.

1455
01:20:57,895 --> 01:21:00,314
Beautiful, sensuous,

1456
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:01,857
loving eyes.

1457
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,734
The eyes are the most sexual.

1458
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:07,404
No, the sex is the most sexual.

1459
01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:11,200
For god's sake, a woman's sex.

1460
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:13,994
That is so true.

1461
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:16,997
A man is an animal
looking to drop his seed

1462
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,750
in some warm female belly.

1463
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:22,169
That's right.

1464
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:24,004
Dear, did you tell them

1465
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:25,964
about the time
you seduced the mule?

1466
01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,299
Shh, Sasha.

1467
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,927
He said it was a joke.

1468
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:31,845
Well, of course he did.

1469
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,940
Y—you mean, it wasn't a joke?

1470
01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,945
Well, how can you do that?
It's disgusting.

1471
01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:56,912
I thought the whole
episode was rather sweet.

1472
01:21:57,204 --> 01:21:59,206
It's sickening. What mule?

1473
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,875
He had sexual intercourse
with a donkey.

1474
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:06,171
You mean he put his cock
in a donkey's pussy?

1475
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:16,765
What?

1476
01:22:17,057 --> 01:22:19,184
Sex is in the groin
of the beholder.

1477
01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:38,620
I like a woman's breasts
when her nipples are hard,

1478
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:42,207
especially a beautiful woman
whose nipples I'm about to lick

1479
01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,960
or suck.

1480
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,546
In other words, you love
to arouse a woman.

1481
01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:55,012
What about you? Oscar?

1482
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,389
Yes.

1483
01:22:57,681 --> 01:22:58,974
What about me?

1484
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:03,687
I believe the question was,
what arouses you, Oscar?

1485
01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:10,235
For me, it's something
completely indefinable.

1486
01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:14,531
It's her expression, suggestion,

1487
01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:19,203
sensuality, eyes.

1488
01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:22,623
But the thought
of a woman's orgasm,

1489
01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:27,211
this is the most
important thing.

1490
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:30,881
Well put.

1491
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:32,466
Sex.

1492
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,426
Who likes to see the sex?

1493
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:37,554
I like to look at mine
when I'm alone...

1494
01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:38,846
With an erection.

1495
01:23:39,097 --> 01:23:40,349
Yes.

1496
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:42,768
Well, aren't we
all great masturbators?

1497
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:55,531
This is turning
into something else here.

1498
01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:58,659
Sensuality
has a light all its own.

1499
01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:01,578
It glows, and it radiates.

1500
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,455
It's always pure.

1501
01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,332
Oh, excuse me.

1502
01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:10,170
Sex is only pure with someone
I love, who I'm with,

1503
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:11,964
someone I love.

1504
01:24:12,256 --> 01:24:14,091
I thought this was

1505
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:17,386
an investigation
of sex, not love.

1506
01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:18,929
That's what I was afraid of,

1507
01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:20,847
confusing the two.

1508
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,183
Monty, let's go to the bar.

1509
01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:32,526
We've been married 20 years.

1510
01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:37,573
Well, you know,
I am not confused.

1511
01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:42,578
When I think of having sex,
most men are the same.

1512
01:24:45,622 --> 01:24:50,794
Love, however, is my delusion

1513
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:54,506
that one man
is different from another.

1514
01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,883
Yes, I meant my own confusion.

1515
01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:07,436
You're confused
about love too, Janet?

1516
01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:09,688
Oh, it's confusing.
Are you kidding?

1517
01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:12,482
Me too.

1518
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:14,610
I know that it should be fun,

1519
01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:18,196
at least as fun as sex
when sex is fun.

1520
01:25:18,488 --> 01:25:21,116
Sex can be fun.

1521
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:23,410
Love mostly...

1522
01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:25,954
Hurts. Yes.

1523
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:27,873
I don't know
what to do about it.

1524
01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:29,249
It's vicious.

1525
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:31,001
It's scarier.

1526
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:35,672
It's a nightmare.

1527
01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:40,427
So sex is only pure
with someone you love, huh?

1528
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:42,721
You've never had sex
with someone you didn't love?

1529
01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:44,681
I've never slept with a woman

1530
01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:47,851
I didn't believe I could love.

1531
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,145
Naturally, I've been
mistaken a time or two.

1532
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:58,028
Is it always mental
with you, Edgar, even sex?

1533
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:03,742
I've told you,
I'm not looking for lovemaking.

1534
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:06,203
I'm looking for a woman to love.

1535
01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:11,041
If you had a choice

1536
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:16,171
between sexual pleasure——
Accompanied with love

1537
01:26:16,463 --> 01:26:18,757
that you could satisfy
right now, immediately—...

1538
01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:23,595
Or mental satisfaction,
which would you choose?

1539
01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:25,597
There's no choice.

1540
01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:27,474
Desire accompanied by love

1541
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:30,644
would give me
complete satisfaction.

1542
01:26:30,936 --> 01:26:33,730
I'd be willing to surrender
my freedom for it.

1543
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:39,361
Even to something inhuman?

1544
01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:51,456
I'm looking for something
that hasn't happened before

1545
01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:54,751
and never will again.

1546
01:26:55,043 --> 01:27:00,841
Well, I just want
the ultimate sexual thrill,

1547
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,928
because there's something

1548
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,806
between a man and a woman.

1549
01:27:08,098 --> 01:27:12,602
And it's this tremendous
physical attraction.

1550
01:27:12,894 --> 01:27:14,646
And when I'm with a woman,

1551
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:18,734
I get more excitement
and satisfaction

1552
01:27:19,025 --> 01:27:20,694
than money

1553
01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:23,321
or art or anything in the world

1554
01:27:23,613 --> 01:27:27,826
could possible give me.

1555
01:27:28,118 --> 01:27:30,579
If you love her.

1556
01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:37,753
I love faldo so much sometimes
I could kill him.

1557
01:27:38,044 --> 01:27:41,423
I mean, I would gladly
see him dismembered.

1558
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:43,049
Sasha, that's awful.

1559
01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:45,177
I know it's awful,

1560
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,179
but he does awful things to me.

1561
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:49,723
Perhaps you can only
love a man if you hate him.

1562
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:55,479
I wish that wasn't true.

1563
01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:00,567
But why is it?

1564
01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:02,861
Because love is warfare.

1565
01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:04,446
I got to get back.

1566
01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:07,908
Sasha's going to cut off
my ultimate sexual thrill.

1567
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:21,171
So did you
ladies learn anything?

1568
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:23,006
Did you learn anything, ladies?

1569
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:24,299
Does sevy ever tell you

1570
01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:26,510
what an attractive woman
you are?

1571
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,011
He paints me as a ghoul.

1572
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,013
But to sevy,
everything is monstrous.

1573
01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:41,107
Here you go. Oh, yeah.

1574
01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:15,809
This is ridiculous.

1575
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,186
I don't think you can
investigate sex or love

1576
01:29:18,478 --> 01:29:20,146
like it was some
kind of experiment.

1577
01:29:20,438 --> 01:29:24,150
At last, a human voice is heard.

1578
01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:26,152
You still afraid
of experimentation, Chloe?

1579
01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:28,363
No, Edgar, not if it's romantic.

1580
01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:29,948
Romance is false.

1581
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,701
It's delusional.

1582
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,165
Let's get out of here.

1583
01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:41,418
Okay.

1584
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,253
Edgar, you're just upset

1585
01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:45,380
because Chloe doesn't
love you anymore,

1586
01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:47,799
if she ever did.

1587
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:51,094
Peter, it's not
for you to talk about.

1588
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:53,513
No, I want to talk about it.

1589
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:56,349
Edgar, you don't know how
to romance a woman, but I do.

1590
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,435
When I love a woman,
I need something

1591
01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:00,270
more substantial than romance.

1592
01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:02,689
How do you know?
You never loved.

1593
01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:06,234
You don't respect anyone,
Edgar, especially women.

1594
01:30:06,526 --> 01:30:08,695
Respect has to be earned
in women as in men.

1595
01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:11,156
If you mean me,
just say it to my face.

1596
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:14,618
I've nothing to say to a man
who's had sex once.

1597
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,704
I didn't say anything.

1598
01:30:17,996 --> 01:30:20,081
Uh! Uh!

1599
01:30:20,373 --> 01:30:21,750
Oh! Ah!

1600
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,026
Get in.

1601
01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:49,653
Go where? Get in.

1602
01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:13,468
Now. I want it now!

1603
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:14,970
What are you doing?

1604
01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:17,555
I want to make love with you.

1605
01:31:17,847 --> 01:31:19,474
Like this? Yes, yes.

1606
01:31:19,766 --> 01:31:20,934
I want to make love to you.

1607
01:31:21,226 --> 01:31:22,560
No, no, no. Yes.

1608
01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:24,854
It doesn't work like this.
Turn around.

1609
01:31:25,146 --> 01:31:26,773
What are you doing?

1610
01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:28,608
I want to make love to you.

1611
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,152
Like this? Yes.

1612
01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:33,863
But I've—— I've never, never—...

1613
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:51,880
Are you faking?

1614
01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:55,218
Can I trust you? It's important.

1615
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:56,553
Don't fake.

1616
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,555
Shut up!

1617
01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:05,729
Somebody's in a hurry.

1618
01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:11,985
Oh, babe.

1619
01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:16,156
You can keep the painting.

1620
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:18,616
Peter.

1621
01:32:18,908 --> 01:32:20,326
You all right?

1622
01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:21,618
Edgar, I'm so sorry.

1623
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:22,787
I'm so sorry, Edgar.

1624
01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:24,497
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

1625
01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:26,029
I hurt you, didn't I? Probably.

1626
01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:27,876
Well, you'll get used to it.

1627
01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:29,168
You all right?

1628
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:30,210
Chloe? What?

1629
01:32:30,336 --> 01:32:31,379
Marry me. What?

1630
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,339
Marry me, Chloe.

1631
01:32:33,631 --> 01:32:34,631
(Edgan I'm sorry

1632
01:32:34,799 --> 01:32:36,968
to have wasted
your time with this.

1633
01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:42,265
I don't feel as though
I'm wasting it.

1634
01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:44,077
Marry me; Marry me;
Marry me; Marry me.

1635
01:32:44,267 --> 01:32:46,853
Oh, shh.

1636
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:51,316
Was that a yes?

1637
01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:54,235
I don't... know.

1638
01:32:54,527 --> 01:32:57,447
"I don't know" or "no"?

1639
01:33:02,911 --> 01:33:07,165
Oh, babe.

1640
01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:13,671
Maybe this is
an appropriate time

1641
01:33:13,963 --> 01:33:15,590
to terminate this.

1642
01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:33,024
Why don't you have Oscar
take a picture?

1643
01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:37,487
It'll last longer.

1644
01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:39,906
Believe me, sev,
your marriage is a mess.

1645
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:41,741
It didn't mix with my research.

1646
01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:44,661
Oh, yes, it did.

1647
01:33:44,953 --> 01:33:47,705
Probing our
most intimate behavior,

1648
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:50,917
exploring each
of our darkest secrets.

1649
01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:52,919
I hold you
personally responsible

1650
01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:57,090
for its current debasement.

1651
01:33:57,382 --> 01:34:01,553
And I thank you
very much for that.

1652
01:34:08,226 --> 01:34:10,019
Alice. Yes?

1653
01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:15,150
I owe you

1654
01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:16,651
a sincere apology

1655
01:34:16,943 --> 01:34:18,653
for a gross perversion
I committed

1656
01:34:18,945 --> 01:34:21,030
against the innocence
of your nature.

1657
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:22,699
You've been nothing but kind,

1658
01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:25,160
and please don't change.

1659
01:34:31,499 --> 01:34:32,667
Thank you.

1660
01:34:49,267 --> 01:34:52,437
Still on for squash?

1661
01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:53,730
Tuesday, 4:00.

1662
01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:18,087
Let's do it for the first time
once again, yes?

1663
01:35:18,379 --> 01:35:19,422
Let's do it.

1664
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:21,341
Oh, baby.

1665
01:35:25,345 --> 01:35:26,554
Bollocks.

1666
01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:34,103
Oh, hello, sevy.

1667
01:35:38,524 --> 01:35:40,443
Your wife and I
are going to a place

1668
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:41,895
that you wouldn't understand.

1669
01:35:42,111 --> 01:35:43,154
Yes.

1670
01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:45,156
I'm going on an expedition now,

1671
01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:49,953
searching for my share
of happiness.

1672
01:35:50,245 --> 01:35:52,622
You don't need me anyway,

1673
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,290
do you, sew?

1674
01:35:57,752 --> 01:36:00,838
No, I don't need you.

1675
01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,225
But I love you.

1676
01:36:23,236 --> 01:36:24,445
Poor guy.

1677
01:36:24,737 --> 01:36:26,823
I feel terrible.

1678
01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:48,469
Time to go.

1679
01:36:50,388 --> 01:36:52,473
I think your being
so fond of yourself

1680
01:36:52,765 --> 01:36:55,059
is wonderful, Edgar,

1681
01:36:55,351 --> 01:36:56,991
because then you can give
so much pleasure

1682
01:36:57,228 --> 01:36:58,646
to other people.

1683
01:37:00,148 --> 01:37:02,650
One of your goals should be

1684
01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:05,236
someday to have
your own billboard.

1685
01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:09,240
Everyone could see it
and feel a little happier

1686
01:37:09,532 --> 01:37:11,701
knowing you're
looking down on them.

1687
01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:17,290
Sorry.

1688
01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:22,337
Ooh. Oh, god.

1689
01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:31,637
It isn't easy, Alice,

1690
01:37:31,929 --> 01:37:34,307
trying to reshape
this corrupt world of ours.

1691
01:37:34,599 --> 01:37:36,279
I don't know that
you can reshape something

1692
01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:37,517
that has no shape.

1693
01:37:37,727 --> 01:37:39,007
Humans are more
or less helpless.

1694
01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,064
I'd like to visit you, Edgar.

1695
01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:42,357
A visitation?

1696
01:37:42,648 --> 01:37:44,048
I feel that we have
a lot in common.

1697
01:37:44,275 --> 01:37:45,860
I'd like to visit you.

1698
01:37:46,152 --> 01:37:48,279
Only if I summon you.

1699
01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:02,668
If you don't summon me soon,
perhaps I'll summon you.

1700
01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:12,447
Look, Edgar,
I'm willing to admit

1701
01:39:12,738 --> 01:39:16,325
that sometimes
thinking about your desire

1702
01:39:16,617 --> 01:39:19,412
is better than satisfying it.

1703
01:39:19,704 --> 01:39:22,248
Love's a bolt from the blue.

1704
01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:23,791
Bolt from the blue, huh?

1705
01:39:24,083 --> 01:39:26,085
Well, there must be
a lot of bolts

1706
01:39:26,377 --> 01:39:28,171
from the blue out there,

1707
01:39:28,463 --> 01:39:30,882
because around us right now,

1708
01:39:31,174 --> 01:39:34,927
there are thousands of couples
having sex and making love,

1709
01:39:35,219 --> 01:39:39,640
and they don't think
anything about it.

1710
01:39:39,932 --> 01:39:42,768
Yeah. But I'm willing to bet

1711
01:39:43,060 --> 01:39:46,022
they're a damn sight
happier than you are.

1712
01:39:46,314 --> 01:39:47,565
Everyone's happier

1713
01:39:47,857 --> 01:39:49,108
than I am, faldo.

1714
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:51,319
But I believe that's better
than living a lie.

1715
01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:54,697
Well, truth is elusive, Edgar.

1716
01:39:54,989 --> 01:39:58,951
You scared away that pretty
little Alice, didn't you?

1717
01:39:59,243 --> 01:40:05,666
Chose your mythical creature
over a real woman.

1718
01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:16,511
You didn't have to go out
in the world, take a risk,

1719
01:40:16,802 --> 01:40:20,264
get hurt, break your heart.

1720
01:40:20,556 --> 01:40:22,934
She didn't even fall in love
with the whole of your mind,

1721
01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:26,229
just a small
little part of it, Edgar,

1722
01:40:26,521 --> 01:40:29,857
a little compulsion obsession.

1723
01:40:30,149 --> 01:40:31,567
When you love that thin,

1724
01:40:31,859 --> 01:40:36,531
it's very difficult
to know what is real.

1725
01:40:41,035 --> 01:40:45,248
But you got your phantom.

1726
01:40:46,832 --> 01:40:50,211
Well, you have your phantom.

1727
01:40:50,503 --> 01:40:52,922
Well...

1728
01:41:04,225 --> 01:41:05,851
God bless you.

1729
01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:07,687
Bless you.

1730
01:41:30,751 --> 01:41:32,391
I believe in the
future resolution

1731
01:41:32,587 --> 01:41:35,298
of the two states,

1732
01:41:35,590 --> 01:41:40,177
dream and reality,

1733
01:41:40,469 --> 01:41:43,556
which are
seemingly contradictory.

1734
01:42:00,323 --> 01:42:03,242
Nevertheless, I reserve
the right to change my mind.

1735
01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:24,305
No, wait.

1736
01:42:24,597 --> 01:42:25,723
Don't go, please.

1737
01:42:26,015 --> 01:42:27,141
Come back.

1738
01:42:30,019 --> 01:42:32,313
I love you.

1739
01:42:32,605 --> 01:42:35,566
I'll have to finish this
one of these days.