1 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:06,590 Let me tell you about this girl. 2 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:09,330 Such a beauty, your toes will curl. 3 00:00:09,670 --> 00:00:12,390 Eyes so bright, shining like a pearl. 4 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:15,290 When she's near, your head will whirl. 5 00:00:15,490 --> 00:00:21,270 Watch out, she'll steal from you. Baby, little love, through and through for a 6 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:22,270 moment. 7 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:28,850 She'll be true, and then she'll break your heart in two. She's bad, bad, bad, 8 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:30,630 and drives me wild. 9 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:39,260 She's sort of boiled like a child She takes just 10 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:46,080 what she wants And never stops to ask She pledges her affection 11 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:51,860 But you know her love won't last She's a brat 12 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:57,740 She never will obey Just like that 13 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,380 She always 14 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:06,220 She charms you with a smile and makes you day. 15 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:10,360 She's a poor little brat, but she's okay. 16 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,880 She's a devil, she's a brat. 17 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,880 She's here to stay. 18 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,840 She's here to stay. 19 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:24,200 I found a number on the wall. 20 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,060 For a good time, give me a call. 21 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,020 I shouldn't even call at all. 22 00:01:50,669 --> 00:01:52,070 Incredible. 23 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,830 Oh, man. 24 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,900 President Bush said this was a very serious situation, and he has ordered 25 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:03,520 American services on full alert. 26 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:10,080 Vice President Quayle confronted Nicaraguan Ambassador Del Dago Sanchez 27 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:14,560 in a dramatic moment, but Rivera merely dismissed the Vice President as an 28 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:19,980 imperialist stooge, to which Mr. Quayle replied, Oh yeah? Nyak, nyak, nyak. 29 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,160 Of course, the Nicaraguans denied the allegation. 30 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:27,800 and said they were fabricated by the CIA, the FBI, and the moral majority as 31 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,020 excuse for the long -anticipated American invasion. 32 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,320 President Bush indicated that most National Guard and Reserve units would 33 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,520 probably be called up immediately for a crash course in guerrilla warfare. 34 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,400 Vice President Quayle volunteered to lead his old Indiana National Guard 35 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:46,440 but President Bush said that wouldn't be possible since he was vice president 36 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,440 and was needed elsewhere. 37 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:52,290 In his gravest threat to the stability of Central America, and therefore the 38 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:55,570 United States, President Bush said, we must be prepared. 39 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:57,590 This indeed is a grave situation. 40 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:02,070 And now, back to more music on KKUZ. 41 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:32,340 Thank you. 42 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,780 Ah. 43 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:38,830 Grrr. 44 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:39,660 Oh yeah. 45 00:06:28,030 --> 00:06:29,750 Oh, shit. 46 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:31,250 Oh, yeah. 47 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:38,550 U .S. Army. 48 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,150 Greetings, Private Dickinson. 49 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:48,550 Owing to the crisis in Nicaragua, your reserve unit has been recalled to active 50 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:49,550 duty. 51 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:54,030 You are hereby ordered to report immediately to Fort Weber, Alabama, the 52 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:56,770 States Army. I don't believe this. 53 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,570 Wait, I'll call Judge Fowler. He'll get you off. 54 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:03,630 Otherwise, I can call my buddy, the Congressman. 55 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:04,870 He does me a favor. 56 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,080 Talk about Morty. Of course I'm going. 57 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:17,640 What? Don't you realize what a big opportunity this is? I get to be a part 58 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,640 big picture? 59 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:22,040 But it's like a Vietnam War is brewing over there. 60 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,920 I'm a soldier, don't you realize? I'm not supposed to give orders. I'm 61 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:27,920 to take them. 62 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,120 Well, what about Nuremberg? 63 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,359 Who's he? 64 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,260 It's not a he. It's a town in Germany. 65 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,000 It's where they held a Nazi war crimes trial. 66 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:39,880 They tried to get off by saying they were just following orders. 67 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:45,060 Morty, I was so excited about going, and now you're twisting us into something 68 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:46,240 horrible and frightening. 69 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,740 That's what war is. 70 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,600 You always said I should be more adventurous, remember? 71 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,380 I know, I know. 72 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:59,520 Don't worry, Morty. I'll take care of myself. When I come home, marching home 73 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,960 the big victory parade, you're going to be there waiting on the side for me and 74 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,160 proud of me. 75 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,150 All right, honey. 76 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:10,070 Anything you say. 77 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:15,810 I gotta go pack now. 78 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:17,450 My country calls. 79 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,570 And don't you worry about that Numenberg thing. 80 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:25,450 Because I'm gonna fight real hard and blow my enemy's asses away. 81 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:29,170 And cut his dick off with my baguette. 82 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:35,750 But the first time they ask me to do something bad, I'm gonna refuse. 83 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:43,690 I'm Colonel Dykstra, and the first thing I want all of you to forget is that 84 00:09:43,690 --> 00:09:44,690 you're men and women. 85 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:46,870 You're soldiers, period. 86 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,610 And you'll be training here, together. 87 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:56,610 And when we hit Nicaragua, and I mean hit Nicaragua, we will kick the balls of 88 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:59,430 those commies' spick -asses up and down the Caribbean. 89 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:06,870 When we hit Nicaragua, you'll be depending upon each other for your very 90 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:12,150 You'll be lying in the mud together, sleeping together, watching each other's 91 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,150 ass. 92 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:18,710 There'll be no time and no room for sexual arousal. 93 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,330 That's right, you're soldiers. 94 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,550 Sexless soldiers. 95 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:29,170 I want all thoughts of sex out of your mind. We don't have time for this now. 96 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,230 It's too dangerous. 97 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:35,210 No thoughts of tits, little soft brown asses and cute little pussies. 98 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:43,080 And certainly no time for cocks and hairy chest. We have no time for 99 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,260 thoughts of sex. Is that clear? 100 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,880 Yes, ma 'am. I can't hear you. Yes, ma 'am. 101 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,540 Now, this is a very important mission, and I don't want it getting fucked up. 102 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,860 I want our commander -in -chief to be proud of us. 103 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:03,140 I want his beautiful, sexy wife, Barbara, to be proud of us. 104 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:05,120 I want Ollie North. 105 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,740 To be proud of us. 106 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:11,880 Now, we begin training at our 500 hours tomorrow morning. 107 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,200 And I think the first thing we ought to do before we bed down tonight is take 108 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,680 care of this sexual thing. Kind of get this out of the way. 109 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,660 Once we're used to each other being naked, we won't have to worry about that 110 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,200 crap anymore, now will we? 111 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,560 Now strip. 112 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,620 Strip now. Let's go. You heard me. 113 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,760 That's right. 114 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Take off all your clothes. 115 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,820 Everybody's taking off all their clothes. 116 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,280 Nothing to be ashamed of here. 117 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,180 I mean, we're all soldiers. 118 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800 Isn't that right? 119 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:45,600 Soldiers? Right. 120 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,500 What's the matter with you clowns? Let's go. 121 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:56,040 Well, when I say stand at attention, we really stand at attention. 122 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,480 Your country would be proud of you. 123 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,060 Proud of each and every one of you. 124 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:04,900 Well, almost. 125 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,300 We'll work on that, won't we? 126 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:12,800 Anyway, welcome to this historic lesson in time here. 127 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,280 Now turn in. 128 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:16,900 Get dressed. 129 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,020 Move it out. 130 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,640 Good for you. 131 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,640 I want to see you in my quarters as soon as you're together. 132 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,140 Yes, ma 'am. 133 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,040 Shit. Look at these bitches. 134 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:53,500 And if I had a dick, I'd fuck every single one of you. You're just asking 135 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500 it. 136 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,180 Hiding behind all that brawn. 137 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,260 You know what you really want. 138 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,400 Jesus. 139 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,140 Girl? 140 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,700 Just a second. 141 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,980 Private Dickinson, it's you. 142 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,680 You wanted to see me, Colonel? 143 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,060 Yes, I did. 144 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:31,240 You know, I remember back a few years ago in boot camp when you first signed 145 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,880 Yes, ma 'am. 146 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,480 I knew you had the right stuff. 147 00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:36,869 Boy, you do. 148 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:37,990 Thank you, ma 'am. 149 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,830 That's why I called you up here on this emergency assignment. 150 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,950 And I'm real sorry I had to take you away from your pickle. 151 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,350 Pickle? Oh, you mean my husband. 152 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:49,630 I get it. 153 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,550 Yeah. See, you're very bright. 154 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,590 So I have a special assignment for you. 155 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,070 You do? 156 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,750 Visit infantry? 157 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:02,250 Sabotage a spy? 158 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:03,930 Of course not. 159 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,560 None of that dangerous stuff. 160 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,800 I'm going to keep you here at headquarters. 161 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,840 And you'll be my administrative assistant. 162 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:17,140 But, sir... And I'm sure you'll find some special way of thanking me for 163 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,180 you out of the muck and mire of war. 164 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,540 It's not fair. You can't do this to me. 165 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,920 You ungrateful little bitch. 166 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,180 You know, all I really wanted from you was a little favor. 167 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:34,200 I hope you'll find some way of changing my mind. 168 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,160 Um, perhaps I could. 169 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,500 If I start undressing you? 170 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,320 That'll do, for starters. 171 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:48,820 Like they say, there's a right way, the wrong way, and the army way. 172 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,180 That's right. 173 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,140 I don't think we'll make a soldier out of you yet. 174 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,840 Ever seen anything like that, Private? 175 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,520 No, 176 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:18,760 I didn't think so. 177 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,960 I see a lot of new things. 178 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,270 We learn quick, real quickly. 179 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,390 I like that in a soldier. 180 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:31,730 You're not private. 181 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:34,910 You know anything about teamwork? 182 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:38,610 I think you do. 183 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,690 I'll tell you a little bit about it. 184 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:41,950 What? 185 00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:43,650 You get behind me. 186 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,470 I'll get behind you. 187 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:54,570 And I'm sure we'll get this whole duty thing well taken care of. Yes, ma 'am. 188 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,130 Trust me. 189 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:07,650 I know what I'm doing. 190 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,790 Sit back and enjoy. 191 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:41,560 I had you all figured out. 192 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,100 I think that's it. Right. 193 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,320 I'm going to eat you from the heart of my own child. 194 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,880 And this time, I'm going to make you cum. 195 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,780 Maybe like you've never done before. 196 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,170 uh 197 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:30,890 I think she ruined it. Wow. 198 00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:32,850 Hmm. 199 00:24:33,590 --> 00:24:37,670 Oh, well, is your old lady home? I was wondering if maybe we could wrap a while 200 00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:38,469 or something. 201 00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:43,010 No, actually, my old lady, she helped join the army. She's involved in this 202 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,010 Nicaraguan thing. 203 00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:46,750 You mean she fell for this government bullshit? 204 00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:48,970 Yeah, I guess. 205 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:53,330 Hey, it's Sunday afternoon. Shouldn't you be out grooving or tripping or 206 00:24:53,330 --> 00:24:56,910 something? And you're just standing idly by while your wife is being used as 207 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,910 cannon fodder for this stuff? 208 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,940 serving government fucking adventures overseas. 209 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:08,760 Hey, um, by the way, would you like to give me a, um, 210 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,640 massage? 211 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:15,800 Uh, sure. What are neighbors for? 212 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,380 Great, great. 213 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,480 Well, I hope you don't mind. I mean, most guys get sexually aroused when they 214 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:28,180 see naked breasts and tight round butt. 215 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:34,000 Yeah, well, those people are just weird, sick perverts. 216 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,580 Every one of them. Yeah. 217 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:43,040 So, tell me, what can I do about my wife? 218 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,320 Get involved, man. I mean, we already went through this in Vietnam. 219 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:53,080 You know, I mean, think of what a waste it is to take all these young, virile, 220 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,560 strapping young men and women and throw their lives away. 221 00:25:58,380 --> 00:25:59,780 They are young and virile. 222 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:05,580 I mean, these people are the cream of our youth. I mean, on a biological 223 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,740 these people are the most sexually attractive, capable of producing the 224 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:11,740 offspring. 225 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,240 Yeah, that's right. 226 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,240 And they're all together in the jungle. 227 00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:21,080 I mean, these hard and firm young men and women just marching to their death. 228 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,900 And your wife is with them. That's right. 229 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,760 Yeah, hard, firm body, all knowing they're going to die. 230 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,340 They'll all want to get in some last -minute fucking. 231 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:36,760 I mean, this whole Nicaraguan thing, I mean, it just proves once again how the 232 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,740 big American cock just keeps going into these other countries and raping them, 233 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:44,040 plunging in and out and in and out. 234 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:47,900 And in and out and in and out. You're absolutely right. 235 00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:50,840 You know, I am going to get involved. 236 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:53,740 Well, um... 237 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,880 But you like to also get involved in the, I mean, love movement, huh? 238 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:05,260 Well... No, no, no, no. You 239 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:06,720 actually better go. 240 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,600 I gotta pack. 241 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:09,900 I gotta pack. 242 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,600 Here, here's your clothes. 243 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,840 Well, I'm all right. 244 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,920 I'll catch you later, dude. 245 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,060 I know what you're thinking. 246 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,000 Any other porno movie, they would have had a sex scene here. 247 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:29,200 But it would have been gratuitous and totally unconnected to the story. And 248 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,580 happens to be a quality production. 249 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,480 Yeah, right. 250 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:21,960 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, keep it going, 251 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,320 9, 10, 11. 252 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,120 What is this? 253 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,860 This is the sloppiest looking shit I ever saw. Let's get some water here. Up! 254 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:34,700 Come on, let's go. Keep it up, keep it up. Can't you people do the jumping 255 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,360 jacks? What's the matter with you? 256 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,760 Watch me! 257 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,600 Soldier, get your hands off your jack. 258 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,810 I don't think you really weigh that much, do you? 259 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:26,520 get a taste of what it's like to live and fight in the jungle we're also gonna 260 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:32,560 learn how not to die in the jungle because when you're a soldier and you 261 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,940 killed you're up shit's creek 262 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:43,480 what's 263 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:48,660 so funny sergeant uh nothing ma 'am pretty damn Stupid to laugh when there's 264 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:49,880 nothing funny, Sergeant. 265 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,780 I don't know what came over me, ma 'am. 266 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,760 You're the red team. 267 00:30:56,340 --> 00:31:00,400 Your objective will be to go into the jungle and secure a village. 268 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,380 And you will keep that village secure. 269 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,920 Lieutenant Harvey, you're in command here. Do you think you can handle that? 270 00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:11,100 With very little difficulty, ma 'am. 271 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,560 You're a cocky motherfucker, Lieutenant. 272 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,800 I like cocky motherfuckers. 273 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,720 Thank you, ma 'am. 274 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:20,280 You're the yellow team. 275 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:24,100 I will personally be in command of this team's action. 276 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,640 And our task will be to go into the jungle and take that village that the 277 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,640 team has secured. 278 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,440 Now listen up. This is a serious competition. 279 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,660 The winners receive a week's pass. 280 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,240 And the losers will remain on jungle duty. 281 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,220 Are we motivated? 282 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,640 Yes, ma 'am. All right, red team. Move out to your objective. 283 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,240 Yellow team, fall out. 284 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,800 Isn't this neat? 285 00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:57,860 Yeah, we'll see. 286 00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:00,780 It could be pretty rough trying to live in the jungle, you know. 287 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,600 Heck, I've won lots of badges in Girl Scout. 288 00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:04,619 You have? 289 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:05,620 Yeah. 290 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,620 Better go grab something. 291 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,140 Dickinson, you better get your ass in gear. 292 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,400 Colonel, why don't you lighten up a little bit? 293 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,900 Sergeant, do I have to remind you that I outrank you? 294 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,620 Don't you forget it. 295 00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:43,700 Colonel, I realize you're above me. 296 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:46,820 However, just once, I'd like to get you below me. 297 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:51,000 Funny man, you'll be fetching the firewood tonight. 298 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,020 Hey, let me get that for you, darling. 299 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:57,480 Thank you, Private Kensington. 300 00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:00,060 You're welcome, and you know, I'm not really a soldier. 301 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,400 I'm a stockbroker. 302 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,060 So, uh, you can call me Lloyd, okay? 303 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,600 Gee, thanks. 304 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,640 You're welcome. 305 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,720 Come on. 306 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,200 Isn't this the shits? 307 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,320 I hate doing this shit. 308 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,240 All right, since Miss Fang is so tired, we'll stop here for now. 309 00:33:32,330 --> 00:33:33,410 And this is our chow. 310 00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:37,190 Juniper berries. 311 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:43,390 These taste horrible. 312 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,990 Well, excuse the piss out of me, Grace Kelly. 313 00:33:50,110 --> 00:33:52,290 They happen to be very high in protein. 314 00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:55,070 Right. Very good for the balls. 315 00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:56,790 Helps build up the cum. 316 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:59,110 Of course, you women don't have balls, right? 317 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,420 You know, you're getting on my nerves, Sharpley. 318 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:06,280 We also have rabbit from yesterday. 319 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,699 And that's good for the muscles. 320 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:12,679 Right. Makes you hard all over. 321 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:15,040 Damn you, Sharpley. 322 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:18,219 Can I say something? 323 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:21,199 I mean, we're all soldiers here, right? 324 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,400 We're not men, women, just soldiers. 325 00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:47,739 You sure look good in this, the pig. 326 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,060 It's funny, I just saw a pair like this at the gallery the other day. 327 00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:54,719 Life's so damn ironic, isn't it? 328 00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:58,860 I love how your tits jiggle when you laugh. 329 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,420 And I love how your balls wiggle when you laugh. 330 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,080 You can tell? 331 00:35:03,580 --> 00:35:04,700 Just a wild guess. 332 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,400 Come on, Fisk. 333 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,460 Hurry up, you lazy bum. 334 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,400 Hey, Private Fisk, where are you? 335 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:42,590 God damn it, Fisk. Where have you been? 336 00:35:42,930 --> 00:35:45,890 We've been here for a half an hour now. You got our belongings in these packs. 337 00:35:46,690 --> 00:35:49,190 You got to empty these packs. You got to get some firewood. You got to start a 338 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,650 fire. We got a lot of work to do around here, man. 339 00:35:51,910 --> 00:35:52,549 Yes, sir. 340 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:53,550 You're not pulling your chair. 341 00:35:54,590 --> 00:35:55,590 Come on, Fisk. 342 00:35:55,790 --> 00:35:56,729 Jesus, man. 343 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:57,790 It's probably going to get comfortable. 344 00:35:58,370 --> 00:36:00,170 Huh? Did your mama teach you to be that slow? 345 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:02,190 No, sir. What is wrong with you, man? 346 00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:06,290 Jesus. And I want you to look out for the yellow team, too. Okay? 347 00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:07,570 Yes, sir. 348 00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,330 So where were we? 349 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,200 You know, you got to know who your enemy is. 350 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,520 I mean, you don't know who's who. 351 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,800 Like these rebels in Nicaragua. 352 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,260 They kiss like this. 353 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:34,220 Hey, go about your business, Fisk. 354 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,940 I'm keeping the morale of these troops high. 355 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,690 I told you to go about your business. 356 00:37:05,830 --> 00:37:08,530 Morale is high, then victory is nigh. Didn't you watch any of these war 357 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:09,530 pictures? 358 00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:25,790 Oh, Jimmy Crackhorn, and I don't care. 359 00:37:27,710 --> 00:37:30,030 Jimmy Crackhorn, and I don't care. 360 00:37:32,170 --> 00:37:36,670 Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, my master's gone away. 361 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:47,430 When I was young I used to wait on master and give him his 362 00:37:47,430 --> 00:37:53,270 plate and pass the bottle when he got dry 363 00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:58,090 and brush away the blue tail fly. 364 00:37:58,330 --> 00:38:00,870 Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care. 365 00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:03,470 Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. 366 00:38:03,670 --> 00:38:06,110 Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. 367 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,330 My master's gone away. 368 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,250 All right. 369 00:38:16,310 --> 00:38:17,310 Evening, Colonel. 370 00:38:18,510 --> 00:38:20,290 What a sweet little choir we have here. 371 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:25,810 But if you think you're going to continue to sing through the evening, I 372 00:38:25,810 --> 00:38:27,210 bring it down a few notches. 373 00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:28,850 I'm going to bed. 374 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,680 Yes, sir, ma 'am. 375 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:38,420 Regulation 90, Private? 376 00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:40,980 Damn cute. 377 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,160 Reveille 0500. 378 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,560 Good night. 379 00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:50,780 0500. 380 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:57,060 Well, you two, time for this old warhorse to hit the sack. 381 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,000 Don't stay up too late. 382 00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:01,250 And don't let the bed bugs bite. 383 00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:18,990 Worth hell, isn't it? 384 00:39:19,830 --> 00:39:20,830 Yeah. 385 00:39:33,550 --> 00:39:34,950 Being out here you kind of get lonely. 386 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:44,590 Thank you. 387 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:18,740 Did you come and sleep with my dad? 388 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,400 You're in the army now. 389 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,880 Is there a problem, Colonel? 390 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:54,540 This happens to be 391 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:55,540 my blanket. 392 00:48:56,980 --> 00:49:00,380 I want to know who's responsible for this lack of hot water. 393 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,420 Well, you'll have to understand, Colonel, we don't have all the amenities 394 00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:05,420 home here. 395 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:10,460 And seeing as how this is my blanket, I believe I'll share it with you, if you 396 00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:11,460 don't mind. 397 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,260 What the hell do you think you're doing, sharply? 398 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,940 I'm just trying to help, Colonel. 399 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:27,380 Well, I guess you've been in the wild a little long, and 400 00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:31,160 I suppose I could forgive you just this once. 401 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:34,700 Women are obviously stronger. 402 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:38,740 Colonel, shut the fuck up. 403 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,060 Right. 404 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:54,920 You realize that when this is over, I'm going to have to reprimand you. 405 00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:57,380 Oh. 406 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,980 I said when this is over. 407 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,640 Oh. 408 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,920 This is the army, however. 409 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,980 You're not supposed to be fucking your commanding officer. 410 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:17,480 Colonel, it was either that or put a grenade in your sleeping bag. 411 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,440 Well, I... 412 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,240 Think I like this a lot better 413 00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:38,710 come on 414 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,280 Yes, sir. 415 00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:27,640 I mean, yes, sir, ma 'am. 416 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,220 Remind me to reprimand you. 417 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,040 Yeah. A little later. 418 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,760 How about tomorrow about this time? 419 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,220 Who goes there? 420 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,279 Condom Man. 421 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,940 I'm here to refill the machines. 422 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,060 Right. Go ahead, buddy. 423 00:56:01,620 --> 00:56:06,400 Um, say, pal, you wouldn't happen to have seen a private Dickinson by any 424 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,400 chance, would you? 425 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,220 She's an old friend of mine. 426 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,680 Oh, yeah. 427 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,180 Nice pitch. Great ass. 428 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,440 Yeah, right. 429 00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:16,860 They're with that group over there training. 430 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,920 Training? They're supposed to ship out to southern Guatemala next month. 431 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,390 Uh... You know where they're going? 432 00:56:25,110 --> 00:56:26,110 Can't tell you that. 433 00:56:26,270 --> 00:56:27,270 Classified. 434 00:56:27,390 --> 00:56:28,390 Right. 435 00:56:29,490 --> 00:56:30,490 Okay, yeah. 436 00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:33,090 Hey, class. Keep up the good work. 437 00:56:38,510 --> 00:56:39,650 Kind of man, huh? 438 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,060 You must be with the CIA. 439 00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:16,000 Well, no, actually, I'm, uh, I'm condoms. 440 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,400 Hmm. 441 00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:23,380 I've never seen one like this before. 442 00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:26,700 It actually looks like it would feel good. 443 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,680 Uh, did I also mention that I'm a condom demonstrator? 444 00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:34,460 Cute. 445 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:35,840 Just joking. 446 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,620 Oh, that's too bad. 447 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,600 Well, actually, I was joking about joking. 448 00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,040 Gee, you're sure a sight for sore eyes. 449 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:46,379 I am? 450 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:47,440 Of course you are. 451 00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:52,300 I've been up here for a month. They put me up here so I wouldn't get burnt out. 452 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,040 I'm on a secret mission. 453 00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,140 I'm from Secret Services. 454 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,200 Nice to meet you. 455 00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,800 Say, I'm looking for a private Dickinson. 456 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,340 Have you seen her? 457 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,360 Yeah, she's on a training mission somewhere. 458 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,780 Oh, well, I have to find her. 459 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,240 Come here. 460 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,380 You're kind of a mystery, aren't you, Mr. Condor Man? 461 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,840 I love mysteries. 462 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,860 That's great, but could you help me find Private Dickinson, please? 463 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,860 I'm Angelica. 464 00:58:38,490 --> 00:58:39,490 Hi, I'm Mark. 465 00:58:40,610 --> 00:58:41,910 Can you help me find her? 466 00:58:43,950 --> 00:58:46,630 Oh, she's out in the jungle somewhere. She'll be back later. 467 00:58:47,230 --> 00:58:51,270 Yo, I can't wait. I gotta find her. Maybe I can find someone else who can be 468 00:58:51,270 --> 00:58:53,010 little bit more specific about what she is. 469 00:58:55,470 --> 00:58:57,110 You sure know how to hurt a girl. 470 00:58:58,890 --> 00:59:00,910 Well, you gotta understand, she's my wife. 471 00:59:01,630 --> 00:59:02,630 You're married? 472 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:06,310 Yeah, I'm married, but I'm not a fanatic about it or anything. 473 00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:11,240 Um, I'd love to stay and chat, but I really gotta go. 474 00:59:12,860 --> 00:59:18,520 Listen, I'm not very good at this, but I find you attractive. 475 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,000 And would you like to fuck? 476 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:30,760 Uh, well, I'll do anything to get information. 477 00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:32,700 Anything? 478 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,320 Yeah. 479 00:59:35,150 --> 00:59:37,270 But I got to warn you, I'm a little nervous. 480 00:59:37,750 --> 00:59:41,190 I've never done it with a special service person before. 481 00:59:41,790 --> 00:59:44,550 Just think of it as a mission you have to fulfill. 482 00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:56,450 Do you want to put your hat on? 483 00:59:56,850 --> 00:59:57,850 Yeah, why not? 484 00:59:59,210 --> 01:00:00,850 I made a lot of money for these hats. 485 01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,720 Wow. 486 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:28,560 Check it out. 487 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,100 So, how's that for R andR? 488 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:07,740 It's better than pinball in the opposite lounge. 489 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:09,360 I'll say. 490 01:06:09,780 --> 01:06:13,520 Well, listen, are you sure you can't be just a little bit more specific about 491 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:14,520 where my wife is? 492 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,460 Of course not. It's top secret. 493 01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:20,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about top secret, but what happened to leaks? 494 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,240 I mean, I've got to find my wife, and I'm going to. 495 01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:25,140 Look, don't go. 496 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:26,900 I like you. 497 01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:31,100 I like you too, but I've still got to find my wife. 498 01:06:31,879 --> 01:06:32,879 It's dangerous. 499 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,160 Yeah, I know all about the snakes. 500 01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:36,800 No, it's not that. 501 01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:38,680 There's going to be an assassination. 502 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,800 What? 503 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:47,140 They would shoot me if they knew I told you this, but I'm with the CIA. 504 01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,780 You're on some sort of an assignment. 505 01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:54,280 You're mixed up in this Nicaragua thing. 506 01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:55,900 Of course. 507 01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:57,460 I'm a double agent. 508 01:06:58,090 --> 01:07:03,230 They're just trying to create a situation to give us an excuse to invade 509 01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:05,170 knew it. I knew it. What's your assignment? 510 01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:08,270 Well, I'm posing as a Nicaraguan spy. 511 01:07:09,530 --> 01:07:13,050 And I was supposed to shoot one of the soldiers in guerrilla training. 512 01:07:13,710 --> 01:07:14,810 One of our own men? 513 01:07:15,570 --> 01:07:18,290 Well, then people would get all freaked out and we'd be able to invade 514 01:07:18,290 --> 01:07:20,510 Nicaragua. That's disgusting. 515 01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:24,070 Actually, it makes a lot of sense if you stand back and check it all out. 516 01:07:24,310 --> 01:07:26,430 Yeah, well, it doesn't make any fucking sense to me. 517 01:07:27,370 --> 01:07:31,410 Look, don't worry, okay? Your wife won't be the hit. If you promise it, you'll 518 01:07:31,410 --> 01:07:32,388 stay out of this. 519 01:07:32,390 --> 01:07:36,470 This is big and scary, and you're not going to end up like Cary Grant in an 520 01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:37,470 Alfred Hitchcock movie. 521 01:07:37,690 --> 01:07:38,870 You'll end up shredded. 522 01:07:40,950 --> 01:07:41,950 Yeah, you're right. 523 01:07:43,110 --> 01:07:44,170 Thanks for the advice. 524 01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:47,490 By the way, the sex was great. 525 01:07:51,770 --> 01:07:55,530 Be careful out there. 526 01:07:57,420 --> 01:07:58,420 Come here. 527 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:06,560 Oh, baby. 528 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,440 Hurry up. 529 01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:11,940 You've got a hot pussy in there. 530 01:08:20,620 --> 01:08:22,960 Fisk. It's getting a little crowded in there. 531 01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:26,490 I need you to do me a favor. I want you to go down the road here and keep an eye 532 01:08:26,490 --> 01:08:27,490 out for the yellow team. 533 01:08:28,390 --> 01:08:29,390 Why? 534 01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,510 Because I want to fuck the girls here. 535 01:08:32,870 --> 01:08:33,910 Well, what about me, sir? 536 01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:36,550 What about you? 537 01:08:37,189 --> 01:08:38,189 Can't I fuck them too? 538 01:08:39,770 --> 01:08:40,770 No. 539 01:08:42,170 --> 01:08:43,170 Yes, sir. 540 01:08:56,620 --> 01:08:57,620 Come on. 541 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,100 And no peeking, Kurt. 542 01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:06,200 Come on. 543 01:09:07,460 --> 01:09:08,460 Get up here. 544 01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:14,700 Let's get some of this stuff out of here. 545 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,960 Move this. Look, this mess. I can't believe this guy. 546 01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:22,580 Mother never taught him too well. 547 01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:40,810 It kind of meant it. 548 01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,680 Oh, yeah. 549 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:28,470 Oh. Oh. 550 01:12:31,970 --> 01:12:34,370 Oh. Oh. 551 01:12:35,190 --> 01:12:36,290 Oh. Oh. 552 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:13,910 Fuck that big dick. 553 01:13:14,030 --> 01:13:15,110 Fuck that big dick? 554 01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:19,050 Fuck that big dick, baby. I like it. I like your big dick. 555 01:13:19,410 --> 01:13:20,670 Fuck. Oh, yeah. 556 01:13:22,210 --> 01:13:27,450 Come on, call me dirty man. Oh, come on, you bitch. Yeah. Oh, I like that. Oh, 557 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:29,870 yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Call me a dick. Come on. 558 01:13:30,110 --> 01:13:31,730 Call me a dick. Oh, 559 01:13:33,470 --> 01:13:35,210 yeah. Oh, yeah. 560 01:13:35,630 --> 01:13:37,030 Talk to me. Talk to me. 561 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:42,150 Talk to me. Oh, I can't stand it. 562 01:14:05,930 --> 01:14:07,290 Definitely dingo berries, all right. 563 01:14:09,090 --> 01:14:14,850 Oh, that's pretty good. 564 01:14:18,390 --> 01:14:24,910 These should not be confused with the similar looking firman berries, which 565 01:14:24,910 --> 01:14:26,710 cause immediate and painful diarrhea. 566 01:16:41,390 --> 01:16:43,850 That's what I call a rapid -fire weapon, huh? 567 01:16:44,790 --> 01:16:45,790 Oh, man. 568 01:16:47,430 --> 01:16:50,950 Oh, God. 569 01:16:55,850 --> 01:17:02,810 Pick him up, pal. Pick him up. Reach for the 570 01:17:02,810 --> 01:17:03,810 stars. 571 01:17:06,670 --> 01:17:08,550 Don't put your finger in the back trick, huh? 572 01:17:09,230 --> 01:17:10,049 All right. 573 01:17:10,050 --> 01:17:11,510 Got one. Up that hill. 574 01:17:11,870 --> 01:17:13,250 Don't turn around that way. 575 01:17:15,290 --> 01:17:16,410 Don't turn around. 576 01:17:17,790 --> 01:17:18,790 Hey, come on. 577 01:17:20,350 --> 01:17:22,210 Hurry up. We don't want to have all day. 578 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:42,059 What the hell? 579 01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:43,100 Hey, who are you, CIA? 580 01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:44,540 No, are you? 581 01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:46,400 I'm sorry, sir. He took it from me. 582 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:48,080 Shut up, dickhead. 583 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,060 I'm looking for my wife, Private Julie Dickinson. 584 01:17:52,900 --> 01:17:54,540 Listen, buddy, that's classified information. 585 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:58,000 And why don't you hand over that rifle? That's U .S. Army property. 586 01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:04,140 Look, pal, I happen to know for a fact that there's a plot to assassinate 587 01:18:04,140 --> 01:18:08,200 someone. Now, I know that it's one of the soldiers, and one of those soldiers 588 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:11,090 better not be my wife. Now, where is... is she? 589 01:18:13,570 --> 01:18:14,650 Morty! Julie. 590 01:18:15,870 --> 01:18:19,330 Well, well, well. Looks like the yellow team wins, fuckface. 591 01:18:20,590 --> 01:18:21,950 And who is this? CIA? 592 01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:23,530 No, I'm not. 593 01:18:23,910 --> 01:18:27,450 Oh, a real secure village you've got here, Harvey. You know, and some 594 01:18:27,450 --> 01:18:29,810 dork can come in and take a rifle. Why are these soldiers naked? 595 01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:31,690 Julie, we've got to get out of here. 596 01:18:31,930 --> 01:18:34,010 They're assassins hired by the CIA. 597 01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:35,850 What are you talking about, Morty? 598 01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:38,190 Get him! He's a dirty rotten devil! 599 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:39,630 Ow! 600 01:18:39,770 --> 01:18:41,990 You get the sniper. I'll take care of this. I'm shot. 601 01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:44,570 Oh, God, I'm shot. 602 01:18:47,370 --> 01:18:48,370 It's my bleeding. 603 01:18:49,310 --> 01:18:50,310 Ow! 604 01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:52,870 Morty, you saved my life. 605 01:18:53,090 --> 01:18:54,090 Did it hurt, Dad? 606 01:18:54,550 --> 01:18:56,110 Only when I sit down. 607 01:18:56,350 --> 01:18:57,530 What's going on here? 608 01:18:59,030 --> 01:19:02,930 The CIA posing as Nicaraguan agents. 609 01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:08,010 They were going to shoot one of you to get public support to invade. 610 01:19:08,490 --> 01:19:09,490 Oh, that's brilliant. 611 01:19:15,340 --> 01:19:16,340 Leave her alone. 612 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:21,540 Morty, are you all right? I tried to stop him. I couldn't let him go through 613 01:19:21,540 --> 01:19:22,299 with it. 614 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:23,460 What are you talking about? 615 01:19:24,940 --> 01:19:27,940 He's really a good guy in all different ways. 616 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:29,780 Take my word for it. 617 01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:33,840 Thanks, but I don't get it. Have you two met before? 618 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:37,460 Let's just say we engaged in a conversation. 619 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:42,240 Honey, let's go home with love. 620 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:43,820 Oh, yeah. 621 01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:46,260 About time I got an honorable discharge.