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What are you doing here?

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We are waiting for your lesson, sir.

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You'd better be at school.

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Sit down!

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The Hundred Years' War...

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This war,

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which lasted 116 years,

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led to territorial upheavals
rather unusual.

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Some islands,

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who belonged to England
before the War,

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subsequently obtained
an exceptional administrative status.

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Among these islands,

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there is even one

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which is an independent state
since the year 1415.

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The English offered this island
to a French knight,

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Geoffroy Delagny,

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to reward him
for having betrayed his country.

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We call this island

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the Island of...

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Guerreland, sir.

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I have a question.

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Little lucky guy!

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Since then,
to commemorate this state of affairs,

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October 24

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was declared a public holiday on the island,

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National Betrayal Day.

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Here is their flag.
As you can see,

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tricolor: white, white...

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white.

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What is the current GDP
from the Isle of Guerreland?

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Good question, Lawrence.

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My name is Sean.

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Still,
that's a good question.

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Moreover...

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And here, listen to me very carefully...

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The island will become British again

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if the last sovereign
has no male descendants.

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Sir ?

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Where is this island?

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As always, my daughter
asks the most relevant questions.

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I am not your daughter, sir.

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Ah good ?

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In that case, will you marry me?

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No.

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Curious.

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As for your question,

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the Island of...

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is located here.

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Or rather there.

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I know,
it is difficult to spot,

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but it is not bigger
than my aunt's garden.

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Anyone who doesn't have twins,

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you can get closer.

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The Island of Guerreland

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is there!

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Thank you, but we don't deal

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the nuclear question...

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Yes?

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Excuse me for a minute.

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An affair of state...

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It's quite embarrassing.

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Prince Harry again?

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Not this time, unfortunately.

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It's about the Island of Guerreland.

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Remind me
what is planned in Guerreland.

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The extension of the military base.

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Of course! SO ?

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So, there is a little problem.

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Thanks, Jay.

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Come in, please.

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- Excuse me.
- What is this ?

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Kouign Aman.

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It's butter to butter.

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Why are you laughing ?

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Because it's funny.

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What's funny?

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Finally !

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A little train driver...
king?

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It is of royal ratification
that it is,

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and it's not a trifle.

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I've wasted enough time as it is.

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Please,
tell Mr Brunel

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that he can go home

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and stop dreaming
of this little stone.

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He says he is legally
king of the island.

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How much do we offer them?
20 million?

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Nothing.

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Tell the little train conductor

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that we offer him a million

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for his island.

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It's butter to butter, it seems.

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How many are there?

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Six.
And there are 60 million of us.

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I'm aware.

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I think he's in a hurry.

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Who is this woman?

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I am the Queen.

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I see.

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Madame Petit-Train wants to renegotiate.

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Listen to me carefully, Mr. President.

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You know the saying...

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Easy money and easy fries.

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I don't negotiate my feelings.

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I don't negotiate my babies.

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And I don't negotiate my wife.

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I think she's in love.

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Like one of the twins

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is the heir to the throne of Guerreland

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thanks to his penis,

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I propose

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that we reconsider the situation
in 90 years.

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Thank you all.

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Why are you stealing my stuff?

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What are we eating tonight, mom?

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I am not your mother.

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Nevermind.
Make me a risotto!