1 00:01:58,576 --> 00:01:59,701 The fuck? 2 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,954 Oh. 3 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,839 Aah, shit! 4 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,692 So, "Blundino", 5 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,569 why you fuck me like this? 6 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,612 Fuck you talkin' about? 7 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,407 I got a whole leg covered with Neosporin. 8 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,700 I just spent an hour with the cops 9 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,034 explainin' how it went down. 10 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,537 I no forget you professional criminal. 11 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,038 Let me ask you somethin'. 12 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:47,207 If I really wanted to rob you, 13 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,209 you think I'd have to put up with this bullshit? 14 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:51,753 Well, just so you know. 15 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,674 I didn't take your truck. 16 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,552 I lost my study guide, my fuckin' flashcards. 17 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,681 I'm sick of this fuckin' prejudice against ex-cons. 18 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:06,685 I never hire you if I no need Tony Soprano for union. 19 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,313 Not for him, I show you the fucking window. 20 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,738 Great. 21 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,489 Hey, I thought you liked the other one, 22 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,908 the corn pops. 23 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,367 Here, take it. 24 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,162 What, no juice either? 25 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,832 I told ya, write it down, I'll have the girl pick up whatever you want. 26 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,417 She doesn't know the difference between 27 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,294 fruit roll-ups and pop-tarts. 28 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,171 I know, everybody's an idiot to you. 29 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:37,758 You know they got these places called supermarkets where you go, 30 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,551 and you buy the things that you like. 31 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,970 I'll reimburse ya. 32 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,765 And when am I supposed to do that? 33 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,227 Well, as far as I can tell, you spend most of your time on the phone. 34 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,938 Or sittin' on the couch perfectin' That pissy look on your face. 35 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,565 Add comin' home drunk, sounds like you. 36 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,028 What the fuck did you say to me? 37 00:03:58,154 --> 00:03:59,988 - Let the fuck go of me. - Or what? 38 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:03,116 - Or what? - One of these days, you wait, 39 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,785 I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass. 40 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,119 What's wrong with right now, then? 41 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,788 Huh? What's wrong with right now? 42 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,373 Come on! 43 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,339 Blah. 44 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,225 Now ya got nothin'. 45 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,539 - Thank you, Mary. - You're welcome. 46 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,917 I hated to call you in but I got this midterm report 47 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:57,087 from Mr. Fiske, uh, Anthony's English teacher. 48 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,008 And, uh, well it... It doesn't hit the mail for a few days 49 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,093 and I thought maybe we could get a jump on it 50 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,262 and avert any real crisis. 51 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,930 Wonderful, another crisis. 52 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:08,640 Uh, he's still well below the "c" average 53 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:10,684 he needs for the colleges we discussed. 54 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:16,231 There is also an issue with his five paragraph essay. 55 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,275 Animal farm? 56 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,445 Anthony submitted his one-line topic... late. 57 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,280 Then two drafts. 58 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,241 The first was apparently sketchy. 59 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,161 The second, Fiske said, was, uh... 60 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,413 "Suspiciously cogent". 61 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,207 Plagiarism. 62 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,959 He thinks my son cheated? 63 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,838 He spent almost an entire Saturday afternoon at the library. 64 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,923 I think it's obvious what's going on here. 65 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,342 What do you mean? 66 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,219 Anyone else shows sudden improvement, he gets a gold star. 67 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,306 My son gets his act together and suddenly he's a cheater? 68 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,475 I know what people think, Bob. 69 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,060 Italian-American, father in the... 70 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,479 -...carting industry... -... Are you suggesting some sort of bias 71 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,898 because that's a very serious charge. 72 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,441 I have met this Mr. Fiske. 73 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,360 He's a cold fish. 74 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,612 Couldn't you or one of the other teachers talk to him? 75 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,655 Tell him how hard AJ's trying? 76 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,160 Nothing will make a better argument 77 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,204 than continued effort on AJ's part. 78 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,955 But hey, there... there's still a shot. 79 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,833 This semester's grade is heavily weighted on 80 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,293 their term paper on "Lord of the Flies". 81 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,212 God, my stomach is in knots. 82 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:28,512 That's why I thought it important that you come in. 83 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,102 Though it, uh... 84 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,271 Did take me about an hour to decide what to wear. 85 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,774 Me, too. 86 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,819 Does that mean you've thought about my dinner offer? 87 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,279 I probably shouldn't say this 88 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,740 but I have thought about nothing else since you called. 89 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,619 Well, we can't do justice to any discussion 90 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,454 of "Madame Bovary" over the phone. 91 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,957 That's the thing, though, that book was way over my head. 92 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,836 Why would you even be interested in someone like me? 93 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,254 Because of just that. 94 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,839 I mean who admits this stuff? 95 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,215 Not only are you very attractive... 96 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,426 ...you're unpretentious, you say what's on your mind. 97 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,718 So, I'm a big mouth. 98 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,929 I see how that would attract a man like you. 99 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:14,057 So, should we grab a meal or not? 100 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,143 Well, there are other things to think about. 101 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,310 My husband for one. 102 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,438 Well, your husband's gonna have to get used to the idea 103 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,148 that your life is moving on. 104 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,525 I'm not worried about my life. 105 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,487 Oh, you know what? 106 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,698 Call me naive but in this day and age 107 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:30,949 I don't really think your husband... 108 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:35,203 if he found out, is going to break his son's teacher's legs. 109 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,790 Not to mention how that would play in the admissions office at Arizona state. 110 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,756 I don't get it. What's so funny about that? 111 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,720 Honey? 112 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,221 Aren't you gonna eat somethin'? 113 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,223 Janice made lasagna. 114 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,518 It's not so great but you need somethin' on your stomach. 115 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,686 We're gonna go. 116 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,021 Gotta stop at my mother's. 117 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,772 Gwen just told us how you met. 118 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,733 They let you use the Internet in the can? 119 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,444 They let you post an ad. 120 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,322 I gotta read some of that shit. I bet it's hysterical. 121 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,910 He's, uh, trying to concentrate. 122 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,079 Vascular physiology. 123 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,082 Neurotomy. 124 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:22,751 Shit. 125 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,212 T made it out like it was a big gym test. 126 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,423 Some people don't realize what massage involves. 127 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,092 I'm practically doin' two years of medical school on my own right now. 128 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,719 One thing I learned in recovery, 129 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,721 other people's definitions of you? 130 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,766 Sometimes they're more about makin' themselves feel better. 131 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,267 You gotta define yourself. 132 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,353 Keep your eye on the tiger, man. 133 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,233 - See ya, Ton'. - Bye. 134 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,196 I suppose I could speak with Monsignor Bava, 135 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,240 have him call his nephew at K-Mart. 136 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,867 That'll fix us in the Huggies department. 137 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,787 Well, the diaper drive covers clothe the naked. 138 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,372 What do you say we work on feed the hungry? 139 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,998 Ah, this looks delicious. 140 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,792 Thanks for inviting me, Carm'. 141 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,335 Pleasant surprise, indeed. 142 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:09,214 So, how goes life these days? 143 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,759 Actually, I think I met somebody. 144 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,594 Really? 145 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,096 Just kinda happened. 146 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,765 We had been, uh, working on this project together 147 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,768 and suddenly we both realized, 148 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,812 huh, that there were certain feelings. 149 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,983 And I like him as a person, too, of course. Don't get me wrong. 150 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,236 The funny thing is, I was sure he was gay. 151 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,821 He sort of reminded me of you. 152 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,449 He's an intellectual. You know what I mean. 153 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,244 Anyway we had been friends, I guess, 154 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,706 and then he called to ask me out 155 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,917 and suddenly all the formality dropped away. 156 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,336 When I saw him the other day, 157 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:51,131 he looked at me with this intensity. 158 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,841 Now, I know it's wrong, 159 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,801 but the truth is, I feel it, too. 160 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,724 You know, if you really want to discuss this, 161 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,727 I think we should include Tony in the conversation as well. 162 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,523 Why... why are you sounding, I don't know, kind of hostile? 163 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,609 I'm not. 164 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,486 Perhaps that's your sin talking. 165 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,030 This is none of Tony's business. 166 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,074 Who knows what he's been up to and not just during the separation either. 167 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,243 That doesn't change the fact that you made a commitment... 168 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:21,703 ...to each other before God. 169 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,831 Well, maybe you should send the Papal Nuncio to Tony and remind him of that. 170 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,584 Why am I the only one held to any kind of standards? 171 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,753 And for that matter, if this is wrong, 172 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,713 why did God put this man in my life? 173 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,424 Is it God that put him there? 174 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,302 Or is there a particular need you have right now? 175 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,220 See, I never understand this. 176 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,348 Didn't he put the need there? 177 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,731 Say when, Señor. 178 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,697 You! 179 00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,491 Office! 180 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,410 5:15, I haven't punched in yet. 181 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,162 This is still my time. 182 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,839 Yeah? 183 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,677 I give you a hard time about my truck the other day. 184 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,806 Cops find two kids... feel free to apologize any time. 185 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,599 Anyway, they investigate. 186 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,017 Could be joy ride. 187 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:30,605 But I think maybe behind it is my cousin at Northside. 188 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,815 You know if they found my books? 189 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,400 Who knows. 190 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,407 You study hard for "massagie", yeah? 191 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,826 The licensing test is pretty hard. 192 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,202 Huge failure rate. 193 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,538 If you pass, then what you do with this? 194 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,916 Be a professional masseur. 195 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,127 You no think of "massagie ghageh"? 196 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,754 You know, small sauna. 197 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,631 Yeah, I could see it. 198 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:59,175 Four or five tables, soothing atmosphere. 199 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,844 Pipe in a little Keith Jarret. 200 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,055 First thing I get stuck with you I think, 201 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,307 oh, shit goddamnit. 202 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,269 He lazy American and criminal. 203 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,854 No good for Kim. 204 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,524 But you work for Kim and future. 205 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,693 Like a Korean people. 206 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,153 I wouldn't say that. 207 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,988 I come from Korea. 208 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,867 Only new shoes and Uncle's address. 209 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,327 Worser than prison. 210 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:30,039 But I become "jah-soo-suhng-gah" the boss. 211 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,292 That's why I try to help you. 212 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,086 Help me how? What are you talkin' about? 213 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:39,007 I stake you the money in the storefront. 214 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,970 I got a travel agency 215 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,515 in mini mall over at West Caldwell. 216 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,809 Shitty business 217 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,437 with a fucking three-year lease. 218 00:12:55,816 --> 00:13:01,112 You know, my daughter, very interested in massage. 219 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,238 Physical therapy. 220 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,823 Top of two-thirds class. 221 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,909 Good for her. It's a tough nut to crack. 222 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,745 She no like physical therapy no more. 223 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,414 Cripple people make her sad. 224 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:15,210 Now, she watch TV, live at home, do nothing. 225 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,005 You pass test then you, me, my daughter, 226 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,299 we make the big success journey. 227 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,135 Okay?! 228 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,763 Jesus. 229 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,098 Yeah, alright. 230 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,311 I-I don't know what to say, Kim. 231 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,729 Thanks. 232 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,112 I laid it out for him. 233 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,616 He wants to move back here it's gotta be with your full approval. 234 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,618 This was your idea? 235 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,371 It was mutual. 236 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,998 He's upset 'cause he don't get the kinda cereal he likes. 237 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,375 He threw it in the sink. 238 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,710 How am I supposed to focus at school with no breakfast? 239 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,920 I got dizzy. 240 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,508 I'm sorry. I don't see why the two of you can't work this out between yourselves. 241 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,969 Well, maybe I don't wanna live in a place 242 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,762 where people use violence against children. 243 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,180 Violence? 244 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,807 You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass. 245 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,559 You see? Now that's abuse. 246 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,768 I know what my rights are. 247 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,312 I can call social services and they'll send a case worker. 248 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,189 Go ahead! He'll get the other shoe! 249 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,359 This is demoralizin'. 250 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,111 - Well, now maybe you see... - that a son of mine 251 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,238 would even consider callin' in the authorities! 252 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,825 Go ahead, live where you want. 253 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,034 Fine. 254 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,327 Family meeting? 255 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,538 Try to stay awake, AJ. 256 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,331 Keep walkin'. 257 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,086 I-I just want my old room back. 258 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,255 You wanted to live with your father, AJ. 259 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,548 Live with your decision. 260 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,716 I don't like it there. 261 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,175 Now that's funny, I thought I was the problem. 262 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,719 I make you miserable, remember? 263 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,053 Well, I never said that. 264 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,264 - You did. - Absolutely. 265 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,152 For me to even consider having you back, 266 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,405 we're gonna have to establish some non-negotiable ground rules. 267 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,656 Like what kind? 268 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,033 Let your mother talk. 269 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,829 First and foremost, school comes first. 270 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,540 That means putting the brakes on your social life, 271 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,168 parties and phone calls, Devin. 272 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,545 You are at a crisis point grade-wise, 273 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,381 so you will make sure that your work is done on time and correctly. 274 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,762 Alright. 275 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,556 - I will not tolerate cursing... - after 16 years 276 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,808 of uninterrupted potty mouth from you people, I get slammed? 277 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,186 This is my house. You will treat me with respect. 278 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,063 Well, is that it? 279 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,029 I want you to involve me in your life a little. 280 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,036 Fine. 281 00:15:58,707 --> 00:15:59,874 Alright. 282 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,709 Go get your stuff from the car. 283 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,027 We played that just right. 284 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,033 Think his time over there with me whipped him into shape a little. 285 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,411 Hmm. 286 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,955 Think you'll see a difference. 287 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:53,177 Which muscles attach to the coracoid process? 288 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,263 'Kay, I fuckin' know this. 289 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,557 It's on the tip of my tongue. 290 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,809 Ho, fuckin' study hall again. 291 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,478 Vito, where the fuck is my Tupperware? 292 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,730 Keep your shirt on. 293 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,565 My wife's bringin' it down this afternoon. 294 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,860 Pectoralis minor and the coracobrachalis, of course. 295 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,611 And... 296 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,114 Come on. 297 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,282 Even I know this. 298 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,491 Fuck, fine, what is it? 299 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,617 Biceps! 300 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,330 The fuck, I knew that. My mind's all over the place. 301 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,915 Fear knocked at the door. 302 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,792 Faith answered. It was no one there. 303 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,210 Why do you wanna do this shit? 304 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,879 So you can touch a bunch a strangers? 305 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,881 You really skeeve the human body, don't you? 306 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,258 You like this so much, let me ask ya a question. 307 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,260 Why do pissin', shittin' and fuckin' 308 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,137 all happen within a two inch radius? 309 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,973 Everybody asks that, Paulie. There's no answer for it. 310 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,641 They're all sources of pleasure, though. 311 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,351 Get the fuck outta here. 312 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,479 I know this shit and then the next minute it's gone. 313 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,272 I don't know how you do it workin' full time. 314 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,316 If your parole officer's a problem, 315 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,610 give our guy Jimmy Curran a call. He's a supervisor. 316 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,238 It's not that. It's just all this pressure now that I got this opportunity. 317 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,532 Sungyon Kim, my boss, 318 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,410 he's gonna back me on a whole storefront operation. 319 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,745 The Korean? 320 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,081 You're lookin' for money, why not come to me? 321 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,249 Well this is different. 322 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:10,046 This self-owned business shit's like a religion to these people. 323 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,548 Plus, the guy sees somethin' in me. 324 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,179 You know, in some ways, 325 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,933 the whole prison thing is not that different from bein' an immigrant. 326 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,980 Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor. 327 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,858 We really were the last people in there. 328 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,653 At least they were subtle about it. 329 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,114 Was it stacking of chairs or the running the vacuum? 330 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,674 Relax. 331 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,050 Sorry. 332 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,680 "Madame Bovary". It's a first edition. 333 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,307 Well, modern library's first edition. 334 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,644 Thank you, that is so sweet. 335 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,315 Honestly, though, I don't know. The story's very slow. 336 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,859 Nothing really happens. 337 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,404 I think he could've said what he has to say with a lot less words. 338 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,780 Outside nothing happens. 339 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:22,243 But inside she has these extremes of boredom and exhilaration. 340 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,911 You should try it again. 341 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,833 And what a wonderful thing to have in a den. 342 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,461 You know, you look really beautiful in this light. 343 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,136 I don't do this a lot. 344 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,138 Mm, do what? 345 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,058 Sitting in a car, with a man, 346 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,269 not really knowing what to do. 347 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,813 Or if I should at all. 348 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,316 And feeling like some teenager 349 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,193 which was believe it or not... 350 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,876 I have to tell you. 351 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,129 I haven't been with anyone. 352 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,923 You're a virgin? 353 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,050 This is my lucky night. 354 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,968 Stop with the jokes. 355 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,404 I'm so glad you're here. 356 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:17,960 So, how was it? 357 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,463 Oh, cut it out. 358 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,550 So, what is "Abelard and Heloise"? 359 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,052 It looks religious. 360 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,928 I just like to read in there. 361 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,096 Hmph. 362 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,559 It's the classic story. 363 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:37,355 A 12th century scholar falls in love with his underage student. 364 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,190 Gets her pregnant. 365 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,108 God, in the 12th century. 366 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,693 Mm, and they're found out. 367 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:46,572 And her Uncle, the Abbot, has him castrated. 368 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,201 It's timeless, really. 369 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,704 Even though he becomes a monk and she a nun, 370 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,041 their passion burns on through these incredible letters 371 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,584 through the rest of their lives. 372 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,795 You, with these books. 373 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,881 Mm, education should never stop. 374 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,258 It enriches all aspects of life. 375 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,761 Hmm, I know. 376 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,140 I wish someone could convince AJ of that. 377 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,227 I keep thinking he could start over in college 378 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,145 but who knows if he's even gonna get the chance. 379 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:19,313 He will. 380 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,066 All our students matriculate. 381 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,706 You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me. 382 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,208 No way. 383 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,786 Why do they take so long? 384 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,830 All they have to do is spit out the results. 385 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:06,170 5-6-2-4-7-3-7-30-2-11. 386 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,922 That's me. Blundetto. 387 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,799 I'm only authorized to inform you that your score meets 388 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,552 or exceeds the required minimum for licensure, 389 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,930 as you're now board certified in massage 390 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,390 and bodywork by the state of New Jersey. 391 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:21,936 Honey, you passed. 392 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,229 You passed. 393 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,399 Oh, Jesus. 394 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,155 I couldn't have done it alone. 395 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,326 Oh, my God, look at you. 396 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,913 You did it baby. You did it. 397 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,583 Bless me father, for I have sinned. 398 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,253 It's been a month since my last confession. 399 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:48,879 Carmela? 400 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,549 I had sex with that man. 401 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,639 I know we talked about commitment, 402 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,226 the sacrament of marriage, but... 403 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:05,980 I don't know. 404 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,565 You sound remorseful. 405 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,817 I am. I'm also confused, though. 406 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,278 The truth is I have been walking around on a cloud, 407 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,613 like Maria in "West Side Story". 408 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,077 It's not right. 409 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,164 Have you heard of "Abelard and Eloise"? 410 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,333 I think it's "Heloise", 411 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:28,460 and from what I remember it ends badly. 412 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:29,920 I know, exactly. 413 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,591 But, something in me has been reawakened. 414 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,678 And even if it never happens again with this man, 415 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:40,598 just knowing that feeling of passion again. 416 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,474 I don't know if it's ever gonna go away. 417 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:43,934 I'll need it. 418 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,853 If it never happens again? 419 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,897 Carmela, I can't absolve you of a sin 420 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,816 you're going to continue to commit. 421 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,860 You need to show resolve. 422 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,987 A firm purpose to change. 423 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,364 Yeah, I know, I know. 424 00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:00,868 So, this man takes you to restaurants. 425 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,287 Fulfills certain physical desires. 426 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,705 Tells jokes. 427 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,625 But will he be there beyond the here and now? 428 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,085 When you're too old to walk to the bathroom. 429 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,378 Will he be there to help you? 430 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,130 What, and you think Tony will? 431 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,216 Carmela, you took a vow. 432 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,385 You both did. 433 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:22,389 For your penance, I want you to do something kind for Tony. 434 00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:23,766 I don't think I can, father. 435 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,392 Then pray for him. 436 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,853 Not only that God will touch his heart 437 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,688 but that he'll touch yours as well. 438 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,452 It's not much now, of course, but it's a pretty flexible space. 439 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:45,579 Plus you got the dog groomin' next door... 440 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,748 ...in case your Korean friend wants some lunch. 441 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,541 You know they really do eat dogs. 442 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,085 I mean not all of 'em but I asked Kim. 443 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,586 Aw, Jesus Christ. 444 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,673 I'm thinkin' of buildin' a row of rooms here with different themes. 445 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,301 Asian for shiatsu, a little Danish thing for rolfing, 446 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,595 even though technically it's Swedish. 447 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,723 Well, sounds like it's all comin' together. 448 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,310 Look, Ton', I know you're disappointed. 449 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,229 The fuck you talkin' about? 450 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,357 The way things turned out, since I left the can. 451 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,942 Goin' civilian. 452 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:22,408 Over here I'm gonna put an oasis with big plants, 453 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,452 like a waiting area for the customers. 454 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,705 Could buy some 30 dollar hand cream 455 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,040 while they look at one of those fountains with the koi in it. 456 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,500 I can get you the koi. 457 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,127 Really, giant carp? 458 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,795 How the fuck do you get that? 459 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,171 It's done. 460 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:37,339 Don't give it another thought. 461 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:39,049 Tony, you here? 462 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,426 - Yeah! - Out front. 463 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,553 Hey. I came by to get the keys. 464 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,096 I would have gone by the laundry but my dad's 465 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,431 such a hard-on at work. 466 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,932 Tell me about it. 467 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,642 Amanda, this is my cousin, Tony. 468 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,394 - Hey. - Hey, how are ya? 469 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:53,731 Hey, you believe there's a dog groomer there? 470 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,816 In case somebody needs a snack? 471 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,027 Place is nice. 472 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,405 A little paint, maybe... Amanda, this is my cousin Christopher. 473 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:02,740 Hey. 474 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:07,578 So, um, I met this guy at a club on canal. 475 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,413 He says he can hook us up with ginseng, 476 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,623 fake rhino, nerve tea, all that herbal shit. 477 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,584 We could, uh, keep it up front with the koi thing, 478 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:14,710 if we're still doin' that. 479 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,044 Koi's taken care of. 480 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,629 Well, I gotta book. 481 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,256 Nice meeting you guys. 482 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,013 What's she here for, happy endings? 483 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,473 She's not gonna do massage at all. 484 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:28,807 She's Kim's daughter. 485 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,101 She's tryin' to find herself. She'll do the books and shit. 486 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,645 Nice ass. 487 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,938 The ceiling tiles come right out 488 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,899 so I can install the sound system myself. 489 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,692 Think you could put in a word with, uh, 490 00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:39,985 number one daughter there? 491 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,236 - For what? - You know. 492 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,030 Get some a that kung pao coochie. 493 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,073 You fuckin' guys, this is important to me. 494 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,163 Sex agrees with you, you look great. 495 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:52,998 You're bein' discreet, right? 496 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,335 Well, sneaking around is actually half the fun. 497 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,629 It's like you have this secret. 498 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,339 You know, you wanna scream to the world... 499 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,715 Yeah, but... 500 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:03,467 - Do yourself a favor, though, huh? - Yeah. 501 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,512 So, how was it? 502 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:10,390 Uh, I will say that he took his time. 503 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,434 Oh, you're not gettin' off that easy. 504 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,894 Come on, details. 505 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,312 Come on. Hello there. 506 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,688 Hey, AJ. 507 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,482 Hey, aunt Ro. 508 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,859 How was school? 509 00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:23,028 It sucked. 510 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,823 Mr. Wegler pulled me out of language lab 511 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,491 to go over my term paper notes. 512 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,034 I didn't have my stuff with me so 513 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,329 he puts his faggy hand on my shoulder and says "do your best". 514 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,623 Well, that's his job, to get you into college. 515 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,375 Or maybe he's just a big homo. 516 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:37,876 Could be. 517 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,463 I'm making ziti for dinner. Go start your assignments, I will call you. 518 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,383 Could I watch TV first? 519 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,009 Promise me you're gonna work later. 520 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,469 Mm, but you gotta help me. 521 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,679 I will. 522 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:01,859 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my Jackie. 523 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,443 Oh, honey. 524 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,781 They never caught those goddamn chinks who killed him. 525 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:11,618 Oh, my God, it hurts. 526 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:15,706 So I'm findin' the other copy 527 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,333 when gene, the actuary, completely unloads on me. 528 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:19,459 Jerk. 529 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:22,963 Like yellin's gonna make me do anything but screw up more. 530 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:25,382 You know you have to remember that when you're the boss. 531 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,175 The boss. 532 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,635 It's amazing isn't it? 533 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,563 Jerks. 534 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:41,773 Garbage pails are right there. 535 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,946 Come on. 536 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,331 - Holy fuck. - What?! 537 00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:59,333 Oh, my God, is it a fetus? 538 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,546 - Oh my God! - Shh! 539 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,758 It's crack, or crank maybe. 540 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,884 They were drug dealers? 541 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,970 Yeah. They were probably thinkin' they were bein' tailed by the cops. 542 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,931 Honey, your parole. 543 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,143 Happy? 544 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,561 Come on. 545 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,404 I've never seen that much money before. 546 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,323 There's gotta be 10, 12 grand. 547 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:34,701 Look at this, you're doubly blessed. 548 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:40,082 You're right, Kim, now this. 549 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,335 I am gonna buy you a ring. 550 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,673 You are the sweetest, sweetest man. 551 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,759 But you should put it into the business. 552 00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:53,428 See, I gotta start thinkin' like that. 553 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,639 It's a learning curve. 554 00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:03,146 Well, it seems to say here that this piggy represents 555 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,107 intellectualism over the physical. 556 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,693 So maybe the... the eyeglasses are symbolic. 557 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,862 And that's a good topic for section two in your outline. 558 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,782 AJ, wake up! 559 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,243 I'm not gonna do this by myself. 560 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:18,870 How are you gonna finish this paper? It's not gonna write itself. 561 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,170 So now this, uh, so-called bag. 562 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,172 You sure it wasn't on some old lady's arm? 563 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,592 I can't believe she thought it was a baby. 564 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,094 People do that shit. 565 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,762 12 grand? Madonna mi'. 566 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:38,432 So how many guys you gotta jerk off on a massage table to make that? 567 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,350 I don't know, what do you charge without the table? 568 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:43,228 Ho! 569 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,105 Cristal, gentlemen? 570 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,314 Keep it comin', honey. 571 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,443 From now on, anytime somebody steps in a pile a shit, 572 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,570 it'll be known as a blundetto. 573 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,321 To the blundetto! 574 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,333 Oh, wait. 575 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,794 I wasn't ready. 576 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:30,817 Huh! 577 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,861 My God, you scared me. 578 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:34,654 What are you doing here? 579 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,865 Jesus. Nice greetin'. 580 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:41,995 How are you, everything okay? 581 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,664 AJ left this in his room. 582 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,416 Thought he might need it to turn in. 583 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,128 Did you even look at this? 584 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,047 Who the hell is Anne Dunham? 585 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:55,175 How the hell should I know? 586 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:58,053 Well, she's obviously some girl who was an expert 587 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,554 on "Lord of the Flies" three years ago. 588 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,139 This is an A-plus paper. 589 00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,770 Since when do you eat duck? 590 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,607 I can't believe he would do this. Neither can I. 591 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:12,150 Considerin' how tight he is with money. 592 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,527 That's not what I meant. What? 593 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,237 Oh, you think he bought this? 594 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,073 Goddamnit! 595 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:22,702 Hello? 596 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,455 Hi, I was just laying here thinking about you. 597 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,040 What are you wearing? 598 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,792 Yes, hello, Mr. Wegler, hi. 599 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,669 I'm afraid now is not a good time. 600 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,921 I'm serious. I wanna know. 601 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,049 Uh, well yes, thank you very much. 602 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:37,717 I will make sure that he brings it in. 603 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,261 Okay goodbye, Mr. Wegler. 604 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:42,472 I made reservations at that crab place down by the shore. 605 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:45,100 Dinner and a little night swimming. 606 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,060 Right, okay, thank you. 607 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,480 What'd that fag want? 608 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:53,066 Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. 609 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:54,985 You know, maybe you're a fag. You ever think about that? 610 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,570 Can I help it if I know one when I see one? 611 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,447 Oh really, what are the signs? Education, culture... 612 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,158 Suckin' a guy's cock usually tips me off. 613 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,826 How do you know who sucks whose cock? 614 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,286 What, do ya got a little secret? 615 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:06,913 And what do you care, anyway, if somebody's gay. 616 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,250 It must be some big fear of yours or you wouldn't talk about it so much. 617 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,794 I forget now. What part of hell did you say they go to? 618 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,964 Are they with the abortion doctors or the child molesters? 619 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,674 That was a long time ago. 620 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:18,925 So now you're all open minded that you... 621 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:21,303 ...got a couple friends that are bologna smokers. 622 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:22,512 Right? 623 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,139 What the fuck are you doing? 624 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:25,682 Goin' for a swim. 625 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,103 What you... you gonna leave your goddamn socks here? 626 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,897 Your underpants?! 627 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,205 Hey, that's some beautiful suit. 628 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,749 I had to get it. It went with the shoes. 629 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,168 Whose got those? Vito's guy? 630 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,961 Vasily's, custom made. 631 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:57,756 Only thing I ever found in the street is my first wife. 632 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:01,509 Dealer has 20. 633 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:02,636 Son of a bitch. 634 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:04,971 I just took a beatin' at craps. 635 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,097 How you guys doin'? 636 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,266 Pocahontas here is scalpin'us. 637 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,156 What's the matter? 638 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:27,369 Oh, just nothing. I... I don't know. 639 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:31,581 I just keep thinking about AJ and that girl's paper. 640 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:34,709 Oh, it's a pretty common thing, Carm', really. 641 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,629 Honestly, you know, 642 00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,756 the important thing is you took a stand. 643 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:43,260 A lot of parents just take it in stride or even condone it. 644 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,594 It's just the cheating, you know. 645 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,972 It's just not like him. He's always done his work. 646 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,099 Poorly, a lot of the time, and late. 647 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,393 But he always did it, he never cheated. 648 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,811 Well wait. 649 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,479 Didn't I read somewhere in his record that 650 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,064 he stole a test at Verbum Dei? 651 00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,857 Oh, please, no, that was just acting out. 652 00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,693 He was with a bad crowd. 653 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,736 They were there to vandalize the science lab 654 00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:03,905 but it was locked, so they stole some tests. 655 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,366 Well, I was a late bloomer, too. 656 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,159 Union college took a chance on me 657 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,744 because they saw that I had potential 658 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,288 but I wasn't that mature. 659 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:12,872 That's all this is. 660 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,416 AJ's just fighting to keep 661 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,835 pace with the kids who seem further ahead. 662 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,921 You know you ask me, I think he was driven to cheating. 663 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:23,174 It's that... that Mr. Fiske. He is ridiculous with the pressure. 664 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,260 I mean how hopeless would you feel 665 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,554 if you really worked on something and still got a "D". 666 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,849 I have been there, Carm'. You're worrying for nothing, I promise. 667 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:41,192 I have thought about this all day. 668 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:44,696 You know I almost called you from the faculty parking lot. 669 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,581 - Oh, Bob. - What? 670 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,666 Stop. Bob, I... 671 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,586 What's the matter? 672 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,755 I can't right now, I'm sorry. 673 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,381 I'm too upset. 674 00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:10,972 Carmela, stay, what are you doing? 675 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,225 What kind of mother am I? I mean look at us. 676 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,644 Do you realize under the laws of the church I'm still married? 677 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,104 The church? 678 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,357 I can't do this tonight. I'm sorry. 679 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:23,401 Jesus, Carmela, come on. 680 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,018 Okay, thanks. 681 00:39:57,144 --> 00:39:58,436 It was a fuckin' blast. 682 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,063 You sure you don't wanna eat? 683 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,232 Steak and eggs up by skyway's. 684 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,109 Ah, I can't. 685 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,693 Come on! Shut the door. 686 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,822 I'm gonna mang' then hit the sack for the next 14 hours. 687 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,889 Hey. I thought once they move you upstairs 688 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:36,015 you get to leave early. 689 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,267 No such luck. 690 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:38,810 Got a second? 691 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,438 The Soprano kid. 692 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:42,939 How is he doin'? 693 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,566 Got his paper yet? 694 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,776 Well, the usual. 695 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:49,154 Solidly below average. 696 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,739 So what, a "C"? 697 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,784 Well no, that's a little generous for 10% insight, 698 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:56,453 90% Cliff notes. 699 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:57,912 This is an important class, Tom. 700 00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:00,874 Anything less than a "C" is gonna blow that kid out at Arizona state. 701 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,126 You really think it's gonna make that much of a difference? 702 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,671 As Dean of college admissions and head of your department, 703 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,131 I happen to know it's a fact. 704 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:10,425 He's doing his best. 705 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,469 Well, like my dad used to say, 706 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,345 the world needs ditch diggers, too. 707 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,307 Let me ask you something. 708 00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:20,560 How is floating this kid a C-minus gonna fuck things up here? 709 00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,729 AJ soprano's a spoiled lox, Bob. 710 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,314 He'd be lucky to go to a trade school. 711 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,732 It's a D-plus. 712 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,110 Tom, cut him a break. 713 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:42,540 So what does it mean to the kid who really breaks his ass in here 714 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,251 if Fredo Corleone can get a "C" 'cause you asked? 715 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:47,212 Is that what this is about? 716 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,505 His background? 717 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,512 Goodnight. 718 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,138 I'll be workin' over at the place. 719 00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,682 That's good dedication. 720 00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:01,976 Way to go. 721 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,774 See regular people need a place to relax, too. 722 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,193 They can't just hop on a plane to the Bahamas, right? 723 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,488 Hey guys, what do you think of daddy's business? 724 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,242 Jason, Justin, I'm talkin' to ya. 725 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,535 I like it. 726 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,203 Yeah, it's nice. 727 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,206 Well, maybe someday when this thing takes off 728 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,792 you guys can work here, like as a summer job or somethin'. 729 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,752 Would ya like that? Workin' with your old man? 730 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:29,087 Sure. 731 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:32,215 Alright, put those away. 732 00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:33,883 You gotta do your homework... 733 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:35,885 ...before I take you back or your mom's gonna kill me. 734 00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:39,222 Mom says we need helmets to ride the scooters you got us. 735 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:40,598 We'll stop at sports authority. 736 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:41,849 Come on, do your homework. 737 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,142 Where? 738 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,686 I don't know. 739 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:46,104 Here, on the floor over there. 740 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,136 Hold it like this. 741 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:19,262 Ready? 742 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,888 Haa! 743 00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:24,100 That was fast. 744 00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:25,810 I took a shortcut. 745 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,033 Did you ever think of painting that ceiling? 746 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,909 Maybe. 747 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:44,412 How about a glow-in-the-dark solar system 748 00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:46,164 like I had in college? 749 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,041 I was thinking blue, maybe. 750 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,668 You know, like when you stick your hand in the Caribbean. 751 00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:52,045 Oh, yeah. 752 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,383 You think union college is a good place of AJ? 753 00:43:58,594 --> 00:43:59,761 I don't know. 754 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,054 Could be. 755 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,389 You know, maybe you could tell them 756 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:05,767 how he's a lot like you were when you were his age. 757 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,186 That's a thought. 758 00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:11,689 So have you ever been to the Caribbean? 759 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,067 Yeah, Barbados, once. Years ago. 760 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:15,443 Oh, it was beautiful. 761 00:44:15,569 --> 00:44:17,070 Yeah, it is. 762 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:21,741 Maybe you could bring up the fact that he has A.D.D., 763 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,285 because it's not the stigma it once was. 764 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:26,496 That's true. 765 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:28,289 It isn't. 766 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:30,416 Where are you going? 767 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:45,640 Mmm. 768 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,059 Faculty lunch, right? 769 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:50,395 Patty D'Amico brought them. 770 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,778 What's the matter, you okay? 771 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:01,614 Maybe we should take a time out. 772 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:04,409 What? 773 00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:06,160 Really, why? 774 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,830 Because every time I think about 775 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,331 putting the arm on Tom Fiske 776 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:12,417 I wanna poke my eyes out with a knitting needle. 777 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,585 What does that have to do with us? 778 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,172 I just think we should, uh... 779 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,134 Not do this. 780 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:25,722 Oh, no, here tell me. 781 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:29,016 I don't know any other way to put this. 782 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,477 I have been thinking and... 783 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:33,896 I don't know, I... 784 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,315 I think you're a user, Carmela. 785 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:37,900 What? 786 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:42,321 Maybe you saw an opportunity in me and you just took what you needed. 787 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,532 Oh, that is not true. 788 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,076 I am here because I enjoy being with you. 789 00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,786 That it was wonderful, in fact. 790 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,456 Yeah, it was. I mean, it is, I know. 791 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,751 How could asking someone you're with for help be using them? 792 00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:56,377 That's what people do. 793 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,676 Bob, this hurts. 794 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,473 Oh, my. 795 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,350 Oh my stomach I feel sick. 796 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,937 You strong-armed me using the only weapon you have, your pussy. 797 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:17,732 How dare you talk to me that way? 798 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:20,026 Okay, let's pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. 799 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,444 I don't. 800 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:23,404 Of course I don't have a fucking masters degree. 801 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,573 Leaving me with a massive hard-on the other night 802 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,116 and then practically attacking me sexually 803 00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:28,868 after you got what you wanted. 804 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,245 You know what, Bob? 805 00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:32,538 You are fucked up. 806 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,291 You need help, you know that? 807 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:37,251 Fucking idiot I am. 808 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,379 Take it easy. 809 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,299 Yeah. Believe it or not, I thought you cared about me. 810 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,343 I just thought you should know how I feel. 811 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,011 Fuck you. 812 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:49,931 You better watch your step. 813 00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:58,147 Jesus Christ, it's four A.M. 814 00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:00,066 Okay, boys, hands on the table. 815 00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:03,361 Full boat. 816 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:05,613 Jesus Christ. 817 00:47:07,115 --> 00:47:08,533 Three fuckin' Jacks over here. 818 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,076 You just keep jackin', my friend. 819 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,953 That's it for me, tapioca. 820 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:13,871 You blew the whole 12 grand? 821 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,874 What are you stupid? I got 400 left. 822 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,713 Punch in in two hours. 823 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,218 There's no sense goin' home. 824 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,645 Fuck. 825 00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,132 Hello? 826 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:07,550 Hey, hon', I'm over at your mom's. 827 00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:08,426 Great. 828 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,803 Roadway Xpress delivered five massage tables. 829 00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:13,097 There? They had that address by mistake. 830 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:14,515 I told them to deliver here. 831 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,100 They're still in the boxes. 832 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,978 I looked inside, though. They're pretty spiff. 833 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,813 That Salamanca fabric was worth it. 834 00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:22,273 It's like leather almost. 835 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:23,733 Great. 836 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,067 What's the matter? 837 00:48:25,193 --> 00:48:26,569 Shit gives me a headache. 838 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,487 Details and all that stuff. 839 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,573 Oh, you, it's no big. For gosh sake. 840 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,699 We'll get Rudy's truck. 841 00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:33,117 Maybe I have a brain tumor. 842 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:34,535 Honey, you don't. 843 00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:35,995 This headache in my jaw. 844 00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:37,580 I read it in "Time" magazine. 845 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,291 It's really not that likely, jeez. 846 00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:43,169 I gotta get back to the painting or I'll never get the fuck outta here tonight. 847 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:47,798 I am so fucking sick and tired of your gambling and complaining. 848 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,258 I've got a headache. 849 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:52,094 When I think of me waiting outside that prison for you to come out 850 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:53,262 sometimes I wanna vomit. 851 00:48:53,388 --> 00:48:55,389 I am sick! I'm evil... 852 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:04,190 Hey, Henry For'... Big entrepreneur. 853 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,525 I like color. 854 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:16,410 My friend, Pak, come by? 855 00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:18,037 Fix the toilet? 856 00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:20,331 It's not fixed. He's gotta come back with a fuckin' part. 857 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:23,626 Oh, Pak, he a good plumber. 858 00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:26,462 Right over here, "Wes-a Calwell". 859 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:29,048 Wes Calwel, Wes Calwel. 860 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,552 West Caldwell. 861 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:40,226 So, partner, we open in three day, huh? 862 00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:45,815 Fuckin' stroll in. 863 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:47,525 I'm over here bustin' my fuckin' ass! 864 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,694 You fuckin' crazy?! 865 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:54,198 Work in your fuckin' laundry, all fuckin' day! 866 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,995 Fuckin' scam artist. 867 00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:01,872 Fuck. 868 00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:16,053 Ah! 869 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,162 The pole is bent. 870 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,581 Somebody been punchin' this door? 871 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,169 You had a man around you wouldn't need to call me. 872 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,004 Yeah, right. 873 00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:53,799 You're still young, Mel. 874 00:50:53,925 --> 00:50:55,259 A good lookin' woman. 875 00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:57,970 There's no reason you shouldn't move on with your life, 876 00:50:58,096 --> 00:50:59,764 if that's what you want. 877 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,482 Well, there actually was somebody. 878 00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:14,278 And he seemed very nice. 879 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:16,113 Oh, that's good. 880 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:20,326 He was a wolf in sheep's clothing. 881 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:24,497 He made all these accusations about my character. 882 00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:29,960 Whatever I say, whatever I do, 883 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,505 because I was married to a man like Tony, 884 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:36,175 my motives will always be called into question. 885 00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:47,228 Well. 886 00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:09,250 Hey. Sit down. 887 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:11,919 You want somethin'? 888 00:52:14,422 --> 00:52:15,506 Aaah. 889 00:52:16,049 --> 00:52:17,258 What'd you do? 890 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,301 Back. 891 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:20,678 Fuckin' job. 892 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,346 A work-related injury. 893 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,689 So, here's the thing. 894 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,609 You mentioned you might need someone to run the swag airbags. 895 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:51,292 Bring me a vodka rocks 896 00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:53,335 and get me some kind of a cushion, will ya? 897 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:58,507 What happened with the massage parlor? 898 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,559 It's hard doin' business with strangers.