1 00:00:05,599 --> 00:00:07,260 - Allo ? - Kiz... 2 00:00:08,362 --> 00:00:10,867 I need you. Please. 3 00:00:11,651 --> 00:00:13,015 I'm in deep shit. 4 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:06,413 The things we do for love... 5 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:11,530 Like standing up a fit girl I could have a decent chat with... and a snog... 6 00:01:11,764 --> 00:01:16,307 ... for a slapper who treated me like shit and only snogged me to turn on the loser guys. 7 00:01:23,502 --> 00:01:26,014 Look, you better not be pissing me about, OK ? 8 00:01:41,816 --> 00:01:42,730 Oh my god. 9 00:01:46,746 --> 00:01:48,869 OK, what's happened ? 10 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,883 Shh, calm down. 11 00:01:53,563 --> 00:01:55,521 I'm gonna tidy you up a bit, allright ? 12 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,583 And when you're ready, tell me what happened ? 13 00:02:01,109 --> 00:02:01,822 I've gotta go. 14 00:02:03,027 --> 00:02:03,542 I've gotta go ! 15 00:02:03,817 --> 00:02:06,433 You're not going anywhere like this, OK ? 16 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:08,833 I've stabbed someone, alright ? 17 00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:25,551 - How much money have you got ? - A tenner. 18 00:02:26,018 --> 00:02:27,911 We're gonna need more. Much more. 19 00:02:28,595 --> 00:02:29,242 Shit. 20 00:02:30,605 --> 00:02:34,020 It wasn't I didn't have ten million questions about the stabbing thing, 21 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:37,260 it's just that having a project seemed to be calming her down. 22 00:02:54,698 --> 00:02:58,892 And gradually the scared girl I found under the peer started to look like Sugar again. 23 00:02:58,905 --> 00:03:00,320 Alright, how much have we got ? 24 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,121 Nothing, just a couple of quid. 25 00:03:02,798 --> 00:03:05,202 - Did you get anything else ? - No. 26 00:03:05,207 --> 00:03:07,971 For fuck's sake, Kizzer ! I'm in trouble, allright ? 27 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,503 You could at least make the effort. Fuck. 28 00:03:11,138 --> 00:03:13,480 - I'm gonna have to care on nicking bags. - Why ? 29 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:16,703 Coz I've got to get out of the town. And I can't do that on fresh air ! 30 00:03:19,527 --> 00:03:19,973 Fuck ! 31 00:03:23,235 --> 00:03:26,001 Hey listen. Why don't you come back to mine ? I've got some money. 32 00:03:27,476 --> 00:03:29,150 - Yeah ? - Yeah. 33 00:03:34,318 --> 00:03:36,282 - So where are you gonna go ? - London. 34 00:03:36,807 --> 00:03:38,200 Reckon I can get lost for a while. 35 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:39,943 You wanna come ? 36 00:03:42,338 --> 00:03:45,423 Don't worry about it. It's not your problem. 37 00:03:48,046 --> 00:03:49,303 Maybe I can help. 38 00:03:50,268 --> 00:03:51,343 The money would help. 39 00:03:58,187 --> 00:04:02,182 - I'm good at this ! Look, look... - You've taken half an hour over potatoes. 40 00:04:02,188 --> 00:04:04,363 - Eat one bit of skin. - Lovely. 41 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:08,251 - Darling ! - Oh, Kim, great, you're on time for dinner ! 42 00:04:08,256 --> 00:04:10,802 I'm so glad you're back. I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye. 43 00:04:12,918 --> 00:04:15,421 All my shit's bringing you down, Kim. 44 00:04:16,276 --> 00:04:19,063 You said yourself. I'm no good for you. 45 00:04:20,618 --> 00:04:23,553 And I need to get to a place where I can be good for you. 46 00:04:26,377 --> 00:04:27,742 I can't do it here. 47 00:04:30,158 --> 00:04:31,343 Sorry. 48 00:04:35,727 --> 00:04:36,660 Bye, then. 49 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,381 Why stick around for the boring finale... 50 00:04:55,638 --> 00:04:59,333 when you can co-star on an adventure of your own? 51 00:05:36,465 --> 00:05:37,752 Don't forget your toothbrush. 52 00:05:44,568 --> 00:05:45,273 Let's go, then. 53 00:05:48,788 --> 00:05:49,613 Come on ! 54 00:05:50,628 --> 00:05:54,432 So there we were... heroines in our very own escape movie. 55 00:05:54,686 --> 00:05:56,810 - We could get jobs, yeah ? - Yeah, why not. 56 00:05:57,015 --> 00:05:59,671 I fancy selling thousand flowers on a big market stall. 57 00:05:59,678 --> 00:06:00,880 Well, you're gobby enough. 58 00:06:00,886 --> 00:06:02,630 Oi ! You could sell fish. 59 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:06,362 Fuck ! 60 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:13,942 - It's just one car. - No. 61 00:06:14,145 --> 00:06:18,873 No, you don't understand, there'll be snipers on the roof, helicopters stripping down, you know how it is ! 62 00:06:19,305 --> 00:06:20,273 In movies... 63 00:06:20,376 --> 00:06:21,273 We're gonna get the bus. 64 00:06:22,076 --> 00:06:25,203 - You still haven't told me exactly what happened ! - There's no time ! 65 00:06:34,715 --> 00:06:35,803 Is that your new girlfriend ? 66 00:06:36,427 --> 00:06:37,712 I haven't got a girlfriend. 67 00:06:37,718 --> 00:06:39,460 Uh, you're all tarted up to someone. 68 00:06:39,478 --> 00:06:41,032 Yeah, well there wasn't much point, was there ? 69 00:06:41,178 --> 00:06:42,993 - Oh, well piss off, then ! - No ! 70 00:06:43,426 --> 00:06:45,843 You've got me here now, wether you want me or not, OK ? 71 00:06:53,878 --> 00:06:55,381 - So where did you meet her, then ? - Who ? 72 00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:58,030 - Oh, come on, don't go all shy on me now. - No ! 73 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:00,803 And what's she doing with a minger like you ? 74 00:07:01,528 --> 00:07:03,883 - Ow ! - I hardly touched you. 75 00:07:05,638 --> 00:07:06,742 Yeah, all right. 76 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:08,370 Bus. 77 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:22,641 Do you know where we are ? 78 00:07:23,566 --> 00:07:24,470 Fuck knows. 79 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:29,050 It's weird how you can live somewhere and not really know it. 80 00:07:31,215 --> 00:07:32,853 It's like... people. 81 00:07:33,056 --> 00:07:35,772 You live with them all your life but you don't really know who they are. 82 00:07:37,287 --> 00:07:40,502 - Stella pissed you off again ? - Yeah, she's pissed off for good this time. 83 00:07:43,348 --> 00:07:44,161 I'm sorry. 84 00:07:45,906 --> 00:07:46,940 If... you are. 85 00:07:51,016 --> 00:07:54,230 - Look, you can go, you know. I don't mind. - Fuck it, no ! 86 00:07:54,418 --> 00:07:57,940 If she can just leave, just like that, and Nathan can just let her, without a fight, 87 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,282 and without a thought for me and Matt, then why can't I ? 88 00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:15,703 I stabbed some guy with a broken bottle. 89 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:19,701 Who ? 90 00:08:22,147 --> 00:08:24,621 Don't know, just some random guy I was fucking, innit... 91 00:08:29,296 --> 00:08:31,990 I met this really fit guy down Lost Vegas. 92 00:08:34,006 --> 00:08:38,923 We went to the beach. Fucked. Fine. 93 00:08:40,048 --> 00:08:44,470 And then his mate's on me. As soon as he's finished, his mate's on me ! 94 00:08:45,897 --> 00:08:49,461 Fucking Melissa ! He was supposed to be hers, innit ? 95 00:08:49,928 --> 00:08:51,600 Yeah, and she bailed on me. 96 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:57,173 It just hit me by surprise, that's all. 97 00:08:58,797 --> 00:09:00,043 I've never done two before. 98 00:09:01,785 --> 00:09:03,922 It's the kind of thing that a girl needs to prepare for, right ? 99 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:10,503 Anyway, he was a right minger. 100 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,391 He stunk of burgers. 101 00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:23,920 And when I told him to stop and get off and he wouldn't... 102 00:09:28,046 --> 00:09:28,893 You're alright ? 103 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:32,833 Yeah, yeah I'm fine. 104 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,563 It's that poor bastard you should worry about. 105 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:38,570 Bleeding with his pants down by his ankles. 106 00:09:46,947 --> 00:09:48,840 Why are they like that with me ? 107 00:09:51,775 --> 00:09:56,500 Why does no one fall in love with me and follow me round like Tom does with you ? 108 00:09:58,105 --> 00:09:59,600 Because they're mad. 109 00:10:02,026 --> 00:10:02,593 Yeah. 110 00:10:18,528 --> 00:10:19,860 Do you know how to steal a car ? 111 00:10:25,077 --> 00:10:25,940 Well, get in ! 112 00:10:26,596 --> 00:10:29,113 The way I figured it, this town was bad for both of us. 113 00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:31,520 Time to get the hell out of Dodge. 114 00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:51,100 Bye-bye, Brighton! Fuck you ! 115 00:10:59,898 --> 00:11:00,880 Let me have a go. 116 00:11:02,118 --> 00:11:05,903 - Don't be stupid. - Oh, come on ! Please... 117 00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:08,940 Pretty please. I'll be your best friend. 118 00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:12,490 Jesus Christ. 119 00:11:14,785 --> 00:11:17,820 OK, you better slow down a bit now. 120 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:23,092 - Kim! Slow down. - You're not scared, are you ? 121 00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:26,293 - Keep your eyes on the road ! - Come on, Shoogs. 122 00:11:26,348 --> 00:11:29,140 - You're a fast woman. - You'll get us pulled over. 123 00:11:29,185 --> 00:11:31,782 - You want to get to London, don't you ? - Yeah, alive. 124 00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:36,933 - You don't like it, do you ? - Just slow the fuck down ! 125 00:11:36,985 --> 00:11:39,741 - OK ? - Look out ! 126 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,903 Fucking hell, Kim ! Get out the fucking road, you nutter ! 127 00:11:58,225 --> 00:12:01,773 - Shoogs, I'm sorry. But you put me off. - Fuck off. 128 00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:03,460 - Where are you going ? - Away ! 129 00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:06,220 - Sugar ! - Oh, just piss off back home. 130 00:12:06,266 --> 00:12:08,901 I haven't got a home. 131 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:20,103 I should have let that guy finish off. 132 00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:21,943 Shoot his load and be done. 133 00:12:22,866 --> 00:12:26,330 We could be down Lost Vegas now having a right laugh. 134 00:12:26,385 --> 00:12:29,263 - Except it's not funny. - Would have been. 135 00:12:29,305 --> 00:12:31,691 Me and the gruesome twosome. 136 00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:34,863 - What was that for ? - He raped you. 137 00:12:34,908 --> 00:12:37,663 - No, he didn't. - Course he did. 138 00:12:37,706 --> 00:12:41,092 I didn't go to the beach for a picnic. I knew why I was there. 139 00:12:41,148 --> 00:12:44,021 You didn't. You never do, you're always so out of it. 140 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:47,422 - So I'm raped every time I have sex ? - Yeah, practically. 141 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,773 It's fucked up, Shoog, really. 142 00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:53,701 Yeah, well, so is wanting to rub fannies with other girls. 143 00:12:53,745 --> 00:12:55,860 I can't talk to you. 144 00:12:55,903 --> 00:13:00,291 - What, do you care anyway ? - You're smart, gorgeous, funny and cool. 145 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:03,733 You're wasting yourself on guys who don't give a shit. 146 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:07,542 - Well, that's my choice, innit ? - Yes ! Yeah, it is. 147 00:13:22,065 --> 00:13:24,822 Are we going to London, then ? 148 00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:27,982 - I don't care. - Of course you don't care. 149 00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:33,092 You'll leave here one day. 150 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:37,020 Go to university, travel, get a good job... 151 00:13:37,065 --> 00:13:39,903 marry a rich lesbian... 152 00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:41,981 live abroad, New York, maybe, 153 00:13:42,026 --> 00:13:46,170 in a penthouse, with a view of the Statue of Liberty. 154 00:13:48,468 --> 00:13:51,103 You'll have a lovely life. 155 00:13:51,946 --> 00:13:53,741 You will too. 156 00:13:53,786 --> 00:13:58,410 Yeah, when I get out of prison, with my fat arse and a heroin habit. 157 00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:08,421 I want a penthouse. 158 00:14:09,946 --> 00:14:12,701 Even if it's just for one night. 159 00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:18,743 Drive, then. 160 00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:01,103 Oh, yes. See, that's what I'm talking about. 161 00:15:01,147 --> 00:15:05,690 Who's gonna look for a couple of skanks like us there ? 162 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:28,621 Oh, my God ! 163 00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:41,733 Shoogs. 164 00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:50,972 Oh, wow. 165 00:16:01,988 --> 00:16:04,130 It's beautiful. 166 00:16:06,385 --> 00:16:09,261 I could look at this forever. 167 00:16:10,988 --> 00:16:12,971 So could I. 168 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:26,063 Oh, she's got some blinging stuff, ain't she ? 169 00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:35,942 - I've never even been in a hotel before. - Well, this is a good start. 170 00:16:35,986 --> 00:16:38,180 I've never been on holiday before. 171 00:16:38,225 --> 00:16:41,850 Mum says what's the point of going on holiday when you live in a holiday town? 172 00:16:43,348 --> 00:16:46,460 - It's about getting away. - Mm. 173 00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:49,972 - Anyway, we've got Stella to thank. - What ? 174 00:16:50,037 --> 00:16:53,330 - It was Stella's credit card. - Oh, yeah ! 175 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,901 - To Stella. - To Stella's credit card. 176 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,890 I bet you've had some proper, nice holidays. 177 00:16:59,947 --> 00:17:04,460 Nathan and Stella love France. We go there, they get pissed on red wine 178 00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:07,701 and then leave me and Matt to it, as usual. 179 00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:10,381 - That's why you're so good at French. - Mm. 180 00:17:12,388 --> 00:17:17,660 Ugh ! Are you sure this is proper champagne ? Cos it is dry as fuck. 181 00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:20,422 It's supposed to be. It's prized for its dryness. 182 00:17:20,466 --> 00:17:23,932 - It's an acquired taste. - Nip out and get us some sugar. 183 00:17:23,986 --> 00:17:26,051 You can't put sugar in champagne. 184 00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:31,052 Excuse me ! You can put a little sugar in anything. 185 00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:36,533 - Don't. - What ? 186 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,570 Don't you wanna acquire a taste ? 187 00:17:39,627 --> 00:17:42,823 - Hm ? - Don't... do that. 188 00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,622 Unless you mean it. 189 00:17:47,506 --> 00:17:50,781 Ooh! Miss Tough Tits tonight, ain't ya ? 190 00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:54,213 Huh ? Proper ! 191 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:56,783 Come on, Tough Tits ! 192 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,893 You cow ! 193 00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:00,980 Oh, you... ! 194 00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,691 Do you wish you were here with that girl, then ? 195 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:18,060 - What girl ? - You know. 196 00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:21,782 - Beth ? - Oh, is that her name, then ? 197 00:18:22,706 --> 00:18:25,093 Why are you interested ? 198 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,742 I'm not... interested. 199 00:18:27,785 --> 00:18:29,933 I thought you were. 200 00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:32,891 So, have you shagged her yet ? 201 00:18:32,948 --> 00:18:35,983 - No. - Bet you've snogged her, though. 202 00:18:36,026 --> 00:18:37,540 Maybe. 203 00:18:37,588 --> 00:18:40,381 Oooh ! Kimmy. 204 00:18:43,468 --> 00:18:48,490 So why don't you wish you were here with her ? You could be having a right roll around. 205 00:18:48,547 --> 00:18:50,850 Cos I'm with you. 206 00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:54,781 So who's a better kisser, me or her? 207 00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:59,702 Huh ? Oh, come on. Who do you prefer, me or her ? 208 00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,663 Beth's great. 209 00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:06,341 She's... really cool. 210 00:19:14,547 --> 00:19:17,661 - So who would you really want here, then ? - Huh ? 211 00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:20,980 Come on. If you could choose anyone in the world. 212 00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:24,462 Brad Pitt. 213 00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,941 But you'll do. 214 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,613 - Why ? - Why what ? 215 00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:37,301 Why me ? 216 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,902 - Just because... - Why ? 217 00:19:43,587 --> 00:19:46,023 Why did you call me tonight ? 218 00:19:46,066 --> 00:19:48,503 Why didn't you just leg it out of town ? 219 00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:54,342 Cos I knew you'd come. 220 00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:59,342 Yeah. 221 00:20:00,508 --> 00:20:01,902 That makes sense. 222 00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:08,463 It's always gonna be like this, isn't it ? 223 00:20:09,426 --> 00:20:11,411 You call, I come running. 224 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:13,740 You say jump, I say how high ? 225 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:21,020 Translating for French guys, buying stuff with my mum's credit card, 226 00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:23,703 snogging you so you can pull someone else. 227 00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:26,780 Name one thing you've done for me. 228 00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:30,623 One thing. 229 00:20:31,426 --> 00:20:34,331 One sodding thing. 230 00:21:03,146 --> 00:21:05,213 I'm sorry. 231 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,970 Don't. 232 00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:29,090 Don't worry, Kim. 233 00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:35,971 I mean it this time. 234 00:23:23,966 --> 00:23:27,573 Don't you just love happy Hollywood endings ? 235 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:37,072 Transcript, synchronization and corrections Allenmcbeal 236 00:23:39,936 --> 00:23:43,073 Tracklist : "Step On", Happy Mondays "2468 Motorway", Tom Robinson Band 237 00:23:43,086 --> 00:23:46,080 "Teenage Kicks", Nouvelle Vague "The Ballard of Lucy Jordan", Marianne Faithful "In a Manner of Speaking", Nouvelle Vague