1 00:00:02,757 --> 00:00:05,555 OK, so Sugar's worked out that I'm a rug-muncher. 2 00:00:05,597 --> 00:00:07,474 Oh, my God. You fancy me? 3 00:00:08,277 --> 00:00:09,596 Gotta... go. 4 00:00:09,637 --> 00:00:12,356 At least I can rely on my loving family. 5 00:00:12,397 --> 00:00:14,911 Dad's an emotional wreck, my brother's a freak, 6 00:00:14,957 --> 00:00:17,994 and Stella's playing happy families with the decorator. 7 00:00:18,037 --> 00:00:19,186 Slut. 8 00:01:04,677 --> 00:01:06,872 I've been holed up in my room for a week now. 9 00:01:16,757 --> 00:01:19,476 Well, maybe you like me then. 10 00:01:23,395 --> 00:01:25,911 Kim? 11 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:28,631 Oh, my God. 12 00:01:30,477 --> 00:01:32,383 Oh, my God. You fancy me. 13 00:01:35,599 --> 00:01:38,062 Gotta... go. 14 00:01:42,918 --> 00:01:44,980 Kim. 15 00:01:47,517 --> 00:01:48,913 Oh, Kim. 16 00:01:49,957 --> 00:01:54,503 I know you don't feel well but it'd be nice if you could come downstairs for a bit. 17 00:01:55,677 --> 00:01:58,060 Spend some time together as a family. 18 00:01:59,716 --> 00:02:03,070 It was time to come out and face the music. 19 00:02:08,278 --> 00:02:10,911 What are you doing? 20 00:02:15,555 --> 00:02:17,380 I've started my period. 21 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,631 - Where are you going? - Out. 22 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,631 I think you should spend a bit more... 23 00:02:23,675 --> 00:02:28,540 I think you should take notice of the fact that your son has started menstruating. 24 00:02:30,796 --> 00:02:34,342 There's only so long you can escape from reality. 25 00:02:34,395 --> 00:02:39,471 But still, coming out to Sugar wasn't something that could be approached easily. 26 00:02:48,998 --> 00:02:52,953 You could hardly describe Sugar as being particularly sensitive... 27 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,513 Oh! Jammed, the bastards! 28 00:02:56,475 --> 00:02:58,622 Oi, gaylords. Did you do this? 29 00:03:00,795 --> 00:03:04,390 ... open-minded or PC. 30 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:08,430 - No kicking the machines. - Shut up, you fat dwarf. 31 00:03:08,477 --> 00:03:10,832 Your fucking machine's broken, innit? 32 00:03:37,687 --> 00:03:41,873 Broken, is it? Is that why you haven't been calling? 33 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,593 Look, Kiz, I know you fancy me, 34 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:48,312 so you might as well just stop acting like a twat about it. 35 00:03:55,477 --> 00:03:57,221 I had a dream about... 36 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:00,353 curvy pink aliens. 37 00:04:03,355 --> 00:04:05,552 And when I woke up... 38 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:17,511 I think you may be a little confused about menstruation. 39 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:21,701 Er... See, we're not like Kim or your mum. 40 00:04:21,757 --> 00:04:24,112 We're boys. We're different. 41 00:04:24,155 --> 00:04:26,993 Big, reliable and strong. 42 00:04:27,037 --> 00:04:30,103 We should start hanging out together, you and me. 43 00:04:30,158 --> 00:04:35,101 And do things. Man together stuff. Yeah? 44 00:05:03,115 --> 00:05:05,991 Stop! Stop! My back! My back! 45 00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:09,550 Ooh! Ow! 46 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:26,630 So this was it. I was out. 47 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,630 She still hasn't said what she thought about it. 48 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,230 But at least we were still speaking. 49 00:05:41,277 --> 00:05:45,230 Did you just drop one? Cos that really stinks. 50 00:05:48,755 --> 00:05:52,380 What was unnerving was how normal she was about it all. 51 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,950 I saw them together, out driving. 52 00:05:55,437 --> 00:05:59,951 Her in the passenger seat, feet up on the dashboard. Huh! 53 00:05:59,996 --> 00:06:02,712 He used to go mental when I did that. 54 00:06:02,758 --> 00:06:06,063 She must be all of what, 14? All teeth, no tits. 55 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:09,710 Going on about Darren as though nothing had changed between us. 56 00:06:09,756 --> 00:06:12,193 Hello. Are you listening? 57 00:06:13,195 --> 00:06:15,310 - Sorry. - It's perverted. 58 00:06:15,355 --> 00:06:19,430 - What is? - Daz with a 14-year-old. 59 00:06:19,478 --> 00:06:22,912 Just cos you're a pussy lover, don't make you deaf as well, does it? 60 00:06:29,235 --> 00:06:32,110 Ooh, there. There. Yeah. Just... 61 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,510 Harder. Ow! 62 00:06:34,555 --> 00:06:37,111 - Dale! - You said go harder! 63 00:06:37,155 --> 00:06:39,952 Oh! OK, forget it. 64 00:06:44,156 --> 00:06:46,671 - So. - So. 65 00:06:49,437 --> 00:06:51,501 What do you want to do? 66 00:06:51,557 --> 00:06:54,912 We could try talking. 67 00:06:57,355 --> 00:06:59,550 PlayStation. 68 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:06,631 Road Wreck or Cop Chase? We've got hours till PJ's. 69 00:07:06,678 --> 00:07:08,582 - PJ's? - Yeah. 70 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:11,430 Paul Jones. Lizard Lounge. Fresh mix for the weekend. 71 00:07:11,475 --> 00:07:14,230 We're going clubbing. It's Friday. 72 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:16,913 Great. 73 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:21,421 See, when you're a man, life can be tough. 74 00:07:21,477 --> 00:07:25,350 Specially these days, when the roles are less defined. 75 00:07:25,397 --> 00:07:27,511 Less obvious. 76 00:07:27,557 --> 00:07:29,990 Have to be a provider. A defender. 77 00:07:30,038 --> 00:07:32,671 But at the same time, care for your family. 78 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:36,470 You have to be tough, but also be soft. 79 00:07:36,516 --> 00:07:39,902 Now, with all these conflicting demands, 80 00:07:39,957 --> 00:07:43,873 it's easy to start bottling things up. 81 00:07:43,915 --> 00:07:46,430 To let the stress build. 82 00:07:46,477 --> 00:07:52,231 And sometimes you need an outlet for all the pent-up, aggressive, 83 00:07:52,275 --> 00:07:55,422 lonely, depressed bitterness. 84 00:08:13,317 --> 00:08:17,702 - My family are freaks. - You said it. 85 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:21,062 Matt started his period this morning. 86 00:08:21,118 --> 00:08:26,552 I blame Stella. She's always made public events of her bodily functions. 87 00:08:30,638 --> 00:08:32,860 Nathan still reckons she's coming back. 88 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:40,263 She will. He'll soon get bored of her and start chasing after some younger ass. 89 00:08:40,315 --> 00:08:44,272 It's like Darren. 16 and he thinks you're past it. 90 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:48,590 He just can't stomach the fact that you've got more GSCEs than he has. 91 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:53,071 Metalwork and a U in Computer Science. 92 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:54,833 Urrr! 93 00:08:55,758 --> 00:08:59,673 He's a wanker. I'm through with him. 94 00:08:59,715 --> 00:09:03,752 And Donkey. He was only won'th it to cheat on with Daz. 95 00:09:03,796 --> 00:09:07,103 Ray's a little tart and all. 96 00:09:07,157 --> 00:09:09,953 Of course there is always Tom. 97 00:09:09,998 --> 00:09:15,271 Trigger-happy Tom with the fastest gun in the west. 98 00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:17,543 Sod off. 99 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,630 So, what do you do, then? 100 00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:35,632 - What? - Lesbians. 101 00:09:36,996 --> 00:09:39,462 Come on. You must have a few tricks. 102 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:42,712 How else are you gonna make up for the fact that there's no cock? 103 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:45,430 - Oh, my God! - Well? 104 00:09:45,475 --> 00:09:47,910 What? 105 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:53,262 You don't know, do you? You haven't even done it before! 106 00:09:53,317 --> 00:09:56,753 How do you know you are one if you've never even given it a whirl? 107 00:10:00,115 --> 00:10:02,952 - Can we talk about something else? - Why? 108 00:10:02,996 --> 00:10:05,273 Cos. 109 00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:08,393 - Are you embarrassed? - No. 110 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,500 Yeah. 111 00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:21,903 Men. I'm through with them. 112 00:10:23,115 --> 00:10:25,873 More trouble than what they're won'th. 113 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:36,631 I reckon it's time I found other ways to enjoy myself. 114 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,302 I love that twirly thing. 115 00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:10,420 Look at my cock! 116 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,791 - What do you think? - Nice. 117 00:12:25,237 --> 00:12:26,952 Nice? 118 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:31,421 Amazing. 119 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,470 Gorgeous. 120 00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:47,793 - Come on. Jeans off. - I am so not wearing that. 121 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,633 I'd look like a tart. 122 00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:54,300 What are you saying? 123 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,420 - Dyke. - Slapper. 124 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,191 - Rug-muncher. - Slut. 125 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,701 I'm going to get those jeans off! 126 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:04,790 - I'm not wearing it! - Yes, you are. 127 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:11,870 If it starts again, just put your head right back. 128 00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:15,863 God, I really made a mess there, didn't I? 129 00:13:16,515 --> 00:13:18,950 I'm sorry. 130 00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:22,873 I've been trying so hard since Stella left to keep things going 131 00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:24,950 and hold it all together. 132 00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:29,112 I guess I lost it. You shouldn't have had to... 133 00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:31,383 I never meant... 134 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,710 Do you want the peas over your eye? 135 00:14:01,478 --> 00:14:04,073 I feel like dancing. Does anyone wanna dance? 136 00:14:04,715 --> 00:14:07,781 Isn't that what you're meant to do at nightclubs? 137 00:14:08,476 --> 00:14:10,222 Dale, come on. 138 00:14:21,358 --> 00:14:23,392 Whoo! Shit. 139 00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:28,021 - Good shit, guys. - Just chill, all right? 140 00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:31,832 - Chill. - You're embarrassing yourself. 141 00:14:31,877 --> 00:14:34,942 - The only person I'm embarrassing is you. - Come on. 142 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:38,831 Please! I'm old enough to be your mother. Stop treating me like a child. 143 00:15:00,196 --> 00:15:02,310 I've got something for you. 144 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:11,031 - I've never done one before. - We'll half it. 145 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,103 Whoo! 146 00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:34,432 Some people say their first time on E 147 00:15:34,478 --> 00:15:37,863 made them love everybody, anybody who was around. 148 00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:41,751 Mine wasn't like that. I mean, I liked them. I was glad they were there. 149 00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:45,943 But only as witnesses to the one love I was feeling now. 150 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,100 Are you two lesbians? 151 00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:42,700 Yeah. Yeah, we are. 152 00:17:51,835 --> 00:17:52,920 Two vodka mixers. 153 00:17:52,928 --> 00:17:54,692 Normally I don't like going to the bar. 154 00:17:54,996 --> 00:17:59,860 Normally I panic, expect to get caught out, have underage written all over me. 155 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,070 But tonight was different. I was living the dream. 156 00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:12,711 I was buying my girlfriend a drink and nothing could stop me. 157 00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:43,472 No. Onions. 158 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,471 - No onions? - No. Onions! 159 00:19:46,515 --> 00:19:48,950 She wants onions. 160 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:57,382 I suppose in many respects, now was the kind of time that you want your mum around. 161 00:20:01,195 --> 00:20:03,712 I'm not hungry. Thanks. 162 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,983 Bastard. 163 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,421 He beat me, Kim. 164 00:20:10,796 --> 00:20:13,311 - He beat me. - Dale hit you? 165 00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:16,112 No! He beat me. He won. 166 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:21,751 Too young. Different. Immature. 167 00:20:29,277 --> 00:20:32,472 He was only good for fucking. You know, I got bored. 168 00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:35,420 I actually got bored. 169 00:20:35,477 --> 00:20:38,831 Not to mention sore. 170 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,911 Couldn't keep up. 171 00:20:40,957 --> 00:20:42,943 It's easy being the dynamic one 172 00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:47,540 when the only person people have to compare you with is Nathan. 173 00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:51,221 Maybe you shouldn't have cheated on him then. 174 00:20:51,288 --> 00:20:53,833 18 years we've been together. 175 00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:58,033 Can you imagine how hard that is? 176 00:20:58,078 --> 00:21:01,861 How it sucks the lifeblood out of you? 177 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:07,152 - Course you don't. - I was there for 15 of them. 178 00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:10,502 When you've been with someone for that long, it changes things. 179 00:21:10,557 --> 00:21:14,942 What used to be special becomes normal 180 00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:18,432 and what you used to respect gets annoying. 181 00:21:19,398 --> 00:21:23,752 Yeah, well, people don't always turn out quite how you'd expect. 182 00:21:25,638 --> 00:21:28,590 Do you hate me? 183 00:21:31,236 --> 00:21:33,543 It would make things a hell of a lot easier. 184 00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:43,392 I thought I'd found the woman of my dreams tonight. 185 00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:51,232 You and her are quite alike. 186 00:22:33,357 --> 00:22:36,710 There are some moments in life you know you'll never forget. 187 00:22:57,598 --> 00:23:00,390 I had a feeling this was one of them. 188 00:23:23,315 --> 00:23:26,151 I guess we'd all been deluding ourselves. 189 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:37,511 Synchronization and corrections Allenmcbeal 190 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:42,782 Tracklist : "You Know You Should", The Faders "Moments In Love", Art of Noise 191 00:23:42,825 --> 00:23:46,051 "Eanie Meanie", Jim Noir "Good Luck", Basemen Jaxx "The Time Is Now", Moloko 192 00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:49,223 "Strict Machine", Goldfrapp "The Sun Rising", The Beloved "Following", Chungking