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<i>INTERVIEWER:
And with that movie 2001,
you're projecting us</i>

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<i>into the 21st century.</i>

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<i>I brought along
my son, Jonathan,</i>

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<i>who, in the year 2001,
will be the same age
as I am now.</i>

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<i>Maybe he will be
better adjusted
to this kind of world</i>

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<i>that you're trying
to portray.</i>

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ARTHUR C. CLARKE:
The big difference,
when he grows up...

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In fact, if we wanted
to wait until
the year 2001,

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is that he will have,
in his own house,

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not a computer
as big as this,

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but at least a console

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through which he can talk
to his friendly
local computer

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and get all
the information he needs
for his everyday life,

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like his bank statements,
his theater reservations,

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all the information
you need

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in the course of living
in a complex modern society.

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This will be
in a compact form
in his own house.

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He'll have
a television screen,

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like these here,
and a keyboard,

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and he'll talk
to the computer,
and get information from it.

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And he'll take it
as much for granted
as we take the telephone.

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I wonder, though,
what sort of a life

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would it be like,
in social terms?

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If our whole life is built
around the computer,

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do we become
a computer-dependent society?

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In some ways,
but they will also
enrich our society

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because it will
make it possible for us

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to live, really,
anywhere we like.

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Any businessman and executive
could live almost
anywhere on Earth

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and still do his business
through a device like this.

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And this is a wonderful thing,
it means we won't have
to be stuck in cities.

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We'll be able to
live out in the country,
or wherever we please.

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<i>HERTZFELD: Screen says
it's an unimplemented trap,</i>

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<i>but the error code is wrong,
it's a system error.</i>

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<i>JOANNA: So what's the upshot?
HERTZFELD: It's not
gonna say, "Hello."</i>

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<i>STEVE". It absolutely is
gonna say "Hello."</i>

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<i>HERTZFELD: It's nobody's
fault, it's a <i>system error.</i>

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STEVE: You built
the voice demo.

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The voice demo is flaky...
Keep your voices down.

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I've been
telling you that for...
This thing is overbuilt.

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It worked last night.

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It worked
the night before that.
It worked three hours ago.

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It's not working now,
so just skip over
the voice demo.

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Fuck you.
Everything else is working.

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Skip over the voice demo.

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We need it to say, "Hello."

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You're not hearing me,
it's not going
to say, "Hello."

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Just fix it.

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Fix it?
Yeah.

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(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

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In 40 minutes?
Fix it.

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I can't.
Who's the person
who can?

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I'm the person who can,
and I can't.

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How bad are you saying?
It's pretty bad.

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I don't know
what that means.

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It means the demo
is more than likely
gonna crash.

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You have to keep
your voices down,

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Joel Pforzheimer is
sitting out in the house.

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I don't care if...

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Who's Joel Pforzheimer?

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GQ. He's been
shadowing you for a week,
did you notioe?

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Just look like
everything's fine,

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he's sitting out
in the house.

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Hey.

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What are you guys saying?

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Some kind of race condition,
but we haven't been able
to track it down yet.

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Is the synthesizer
sampling fast enough?

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HERTZFELD: No,
so the rates are off,
and it keeps crashing.

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JOANNA: It's 2O seconds out
of a two-hour launch,
why not just cut it?

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We can't cut it.
Yeah, you just cut it.

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Two days ago,
we ran a Super Bowl ad

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that coulcfve won
the Oscar for
Best Short Film.

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There are more people
who can tell you about the ad

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than can tell you
who won the game.

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I understand,
but the ad said the Mac:
was gonna save the world.

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It didn't say it was
gonna say, "Hello."

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CUNNINGHAM: We open
the house in five.

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Don't open the house.

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We're taking a quick break.

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Part of the problem is,
we can recompile...
What?

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...but if it's
a hardware problem,
we c:an't get into the back.

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Why not?

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Do you wanna tell her,
or should I?

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Don't start with me, man.

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Why can't he get
into the machine?

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You need special tools.

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What kind of special tools?
Just take a screwdriver.

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He didn't want users
to be able to open it.

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You need special tools.

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Is this for real?

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There are 1 O0 engineers
walking around here.
None of them have the tools?

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HERTZFELD: In fairness,
not many of them
were issued the tools.

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STEVE: What about you?

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HERTZFELD: I left them
at the office,
it was 3:00 a.m. when I...

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No!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Cut "Hello."

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What's the first
rule of a launch?

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It's not gonna crash.

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It just did.

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Andy!

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Which one?

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The other Andy.
You're right there,
why would I be calling out?

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He needs to talk to you.

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CUNNINGHAM: Yeah.

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STEVE: The exit signs
need to be off,

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or we're not gonna
get a full blackout.

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CUNNINGHAM: We've spoken
to the building manager

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and the fire marshal.
And?

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There's absolutely no way
they're gonna let us
turn the exit signs off.

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I'll pay whatever
the fine is.

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The fine is,
they're gonna come in
and tell everyone to leave.

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You explained to
the fire marshal

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that we're in here
changing the world?

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I did, but unless we can
also change

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the properties of fire,
he doesn't care.

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Steve...

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If a fire causes a stampede
to the unmarked exits,

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it'll have been well worth it
for those who survive.

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For those who don't, less so,
but still pretty good.

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Look,LH
lneeditkagotflack.
Real black.

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Get rid of the exit signs
and don't let me
know how you did it.

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Fix the voice demo.

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JOANNA: You need
special tools
to open the Mac?

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STEVE: You knew it was
a closed system.

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I didn't know literally.
Jesus.

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And if you keep
alienating people
for no reason,

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there's gonna be no one left
for it to say "Hello" to.

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STEVE: It's not
for no reason.

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We blow this, and IBM will
own the next 50 years
like a Batman villain.

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Remember the phone company?

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That's what Bell was called,
"the phone company."

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IBM will be
the computer company.

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Ten years later,
theyWlbe
the information company,

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and that's very bad
for the human race.

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So we don't have time
to be polite or realistic,

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because if we are,
this company's next
product launch

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will be held
in front of 26 people

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and a stringer
from the Alameda
County Shoppers' Guide.

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We haven't advertised
the voice software.

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We could pull it
out of the demo,

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and no one would
be disappointed.

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Do you want to try
being reasonable,
just, you know,

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see what it feels like?

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Okay. Pull the voice demo.

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Thank you.

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And then cancel the launch.

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CUNNINGHAM: I see.

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You just tricked me
a little.

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STEVE: You can tell me
how unimportant it is,

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but if the computer
doesn't say, "Hello,"

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then neither
will John Sculley,

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who, I promise you,
agrees with me.

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Sc:ulley's not
gonna cancel the launch
because he's not insane.

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He's also not a hack,

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and when it comes
to the Macintosh,

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he's gonna do
what I ask him to do.

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What's in this box?

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Nothing you need
to worry about,
don't even open it.

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STEVE: What the fuck?

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Why is there a carton of...
Who did this?

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Somebody thought...
Who?

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Doesn't matter.

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Thought it would be
a good idea

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to have copies
of that Time cover

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available at
everyone's seat.

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It was nipped in the bud,
and all the copies

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are being taken
out of the building,

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so, problem solved.

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This isn't a Macintosh.

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I understand.

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Somebody thought it
would be a good idea

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to, like, enthusiastically
hand over copies of <i>Time</i>

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with a not-a-Macintosh
on the cover

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at the launch
of the Macintosh?

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What are they handing out
at Hewlett-Packard?

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A bushel of apples
with my face on them?

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I'm sure the thinking was...
Yeah?

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...that since the computer
is Man of the Year

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that that's good
for our business,

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but like I said,
I'm having them removed
from the building.

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What I'd like you
to do with them

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is to take them,
all 2,600 copies,

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and stack them
on Kottke's desk,

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and tell him Steve says,
"Happy New Year to you."

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Okay.

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I gave <i>Time</i> magazine
full access,
the whole campus.

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Bandley, Apple ll, Lisa.
I gave him Sculley,
Markkula.

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I gave him Woz,
I gave him everybody.

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What should I call
the person who thought

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it would be a good idea
to hand these out?

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I'm not telling you
who it was.

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It was done without malice,
it's been taken care of.

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You have a half hour,
and we have things
to talk about.

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Like what?

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(SIGHS)

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Like a million
in the first 90 days.

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Joanna“.
20,000 a month
after that.

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Look. Those are the forecasts.
I'm begging you.

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Because this is my field,

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I'm begging you
to manage
expectations out there.

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I'm fanning expectations.

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We're not gonna sell
a million in
the first 9O days.

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Everyone, everyone, everyone.

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Everyone is waiting
for the Mac.

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Maybe.

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But what happens
when they find out
that for $2,495,

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there's nothing
you can do with it?

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We were competitive
at $1,500,

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but once you replaced
the Motorola 6809
with the 68000...

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Which is what
supports menus, windows,

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point and click,
high-res graphics...

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Yeah, because
everyone needs rectangles
with rounded corners.

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Coach lands on the runway
at the exact same time
as first class.

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I don't have
the first fucking idea
what that means,

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but this is how
it got to $2,500,

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which is
the price point on the PC,
which can do a lot more!

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STEVE: Who's gonna want a PC?

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What idiot is gonna want...

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If I wanna tell you
there's a spot

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on your shirt,
I point to the spot.

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I don't say there's a spot
14 centimeters down
from the collar

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and three centimeters
to the right
of the second button,

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while I try to remember
what the command
is for club soda.

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That's not how
a person's mind works.

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If the goal was ease of use,
maybe you should've
given it some memory.

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You oan complain
about memory, or you oan
complain about price,

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but you can't do both
at the same time.

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Memory is what costs money.

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And I'm glad you're
telling me your feelings
about the Mao now

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because we have
a half hour left.

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We can redesign it.

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I'm just asking you
to manage expectations.

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00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,710
Look at their faces
when they see what it is.

234
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,130
They won't know what
they're looking at
or why they like it,

235
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,423
but they'll know
they want it.

236
00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,924
Not instantly.

237
00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:11,010
<i>When people</i> heard
<i>Rite of Spring,</i>

238
00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:13,095
they tore the chairs
out of the theater,

239
00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:14,513
they didn't buy the record.

240
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,390
<i>STEVE: Rite of Spring
happens to be</i>

241
00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:18,684
the most revolutionary
and provocative symphony
of the last century.

242
00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,561
<i>JOANNA: Ballet.
It was a ballet.</i>

243
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:25,024
But Igor Stravinsky
didn't say he was gonna sell
20,000 units a month.

244
00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,109
I don't know
why we're talking
about Stravinsky,

245
00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:29,820
when what I care about
is Dan Kottke

246
00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:31,906
sodomizing me
in Time magazine.

247
00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:35,117
Look. Obviously...

248
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,912
Let me say this.

249
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,998
Obviously,
Daniel didn't think
he was doing anything wrong.

250
00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:42,792
By talking to Time
about it?

251
00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:43,876
Yeah.

252
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,753
I don't know
what that means.

253
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:51,592
You said,
when you told me the story...
You said, you said to Dan,

254
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,428
"Did Time magazine ask you
if I had a daughter
named Lisa?"

255
00:09:54,512 --> 00:09:55,846
And Dan said, "Yeah."

256
00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:00,768
<i>My point was
that he answered you
simply and honestly</i>

257
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,104
<i>because he didn't think
he'd done anything wrong.</i>

258
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:05,731
Except, Joanna, except,

259
00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:08,067
I don't have
a daughter named Lisa.

260
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:11,779
And this story is now about
how I'm denying paternity
and took a blood test.

261
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,405
And that's why
there's a picture of...

262
00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:15,032
I don't know what
the fuck that is.

263
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,493
That's why there's a picture
of a PC on the cover

264
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,538
instead of a picture of me
and the Mac.

265
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,541
I don't know
what to tell you.

266
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,460
I was supposed to be
Time magazine's
Man of the Year.

267
00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,380
And then Dan Kottke
was born.

268
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,803
Well...

269
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:36,846
What?

270
00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,639
She's waiting for you.

271
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:39,807
Who?

272
00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,309
Chrisann.

273
00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,477
Brennan?

274
00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:44,562
<i>JOANNA: They're out
in the hall.</i>

275
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:45,813
<i>They've been
sitting in the back</i>

276
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,690
<i>of the auditorium
since 7:00 this morning.</i>

277
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:50,359
I'm not having a session
with Chrisann right now.

278
00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:54,738
We issued 335
press credentials
for the launch.

279
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,616
Steve, you piss off Chrisann,

280
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,036
she's gonna stand
inthelobby
and give 335 interviews,

281
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,666
and you, pal, will be longing
for the halcyon days
of Dan Kottke.

282
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,044
(SIGHS)

283
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,838
Let me
get this over with.

284
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,257
But don't leave.
You're gonna stay here.

285
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,009
What? No, I'm not.

286
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,635
No. There's less of
a chance of a scene

287
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,304
if you stay here,
she'll be cool.

288
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:22,892
I find
all this excruciatingly
personal and...

289
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,268
(STAMMERS)

290
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,728
I'm not staying.

291
00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:27,313
Come on.

292
00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:29,940
I don't wanna be in a room
alone with Chrisann.

293
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,820
This is me and you.

294
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,367
Fine.

295
00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:49,627
Hey.

296
00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:54,632
Steve.

297
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,218
This is a surprise.

298
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,053
Why don't you come on in?

299
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,638
Thank you.

300
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:04,850
You coming too?

301
00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:06,352
Yes, I'm not gonna
leave her in the hallway.

302
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,479
Okay. It's a safe hallway,
but anyway.

303
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,774
You remember Joanna Hoffman?
She's the head of
marketing for the Mac.

304
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:12,858
Good to see you.

305
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,319
Nice to see you.

306
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,570
Hello, Lisa.

307
00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:19,573
We've met before,
and you told me
you like the way I talk,

308
00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:22,534
and that was
my favorite thing
anyone's ever said to me.

309
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,078
You're from Poland.

310
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,205
Yes, I am.
Do you know
where that is?

311
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:27,873
The top of the Earth.

312
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,833
I think you're thinking
of the North Pole.

313
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,919
Well, we're a little
pressed for time, so...

314
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,212
lflleave
you guys alone.

315
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,755
Why do you wanna leave
when you just said...

316
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,215
I'm gonna check in
with Hertzfeld.

317
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,308
We're trying to get
a computer to say "Hello,"

318
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,727
but right now
it's being very shy.

319
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,854
Would you come help me?
lsthatokay?

320
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,314
Sure.

321
00:12:52,398 --> 00:12:53,607
STEVE: Thank you.

322
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,819
My dad named
a computer after me.

323
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,237
I'm not your...

324
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,701
Actually, do you know
what a coincidence is, Lisa?

325
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:04,994
No.

326
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:08,914
Like if you met someone.

327
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,293
You made a new friend
and her name was Lisa, too.

328
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,044
That would be
a coincidence.

329
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,464
"Lisa" stands for
"local integrated
systems architecture."

330
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,050
L-I-S-A.

331
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,095
It's a coincidence.

332
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,724
You about done?

333
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,600
Yeah.
Okay.

334
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,311
JOANNA: Come.

335
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,314
Let's make that
computer say "Hi."

336
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,817
Go ahead, Lisa.

337
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,153
So it was
the other way around.

338
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,323
I was named
after the computer?

339
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:45,784
Nothing was named
afieranybcdy.
It's a coincidence.

340
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,202
Come on.

341
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,126
(VOICE BREAKING)
What's the matter with you?

342
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,211
What's the matter with you?
Why are you
telling her these things?

343
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,172
Why are you still
telling her
I'm her father?

344
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,215
Ajudge told her
you're her father.
No, he didn't.

345
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,342
And where the hell
do you get off

346
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,094
telling Time magazine
I've slept with 28%
of the men in America?

347
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,929
That's not...
Where do you get off?

348
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,599
That's not remotely
what I said.

349
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,226
(SNAPPING FINGERS)

350
00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:12,895
It's right here.

351
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,981
First of all,
can I tell you something
about Time magazine?

352
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,817
Ibeheveifs
a training facility
for paid assassins.

353
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,028
"Jobs insists,"
lam quoting...

354
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,196
I didn't invent math.

355
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:26,617
"'28% of the male population
of the United States
could be the father."'

356
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:31,455
I wasn't saying you've slept
with 28% of American men.

357
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,375
I was using an algorithm
based on the blood test,

358
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,003
which said there was
a 94.1 % chance
that I'm the father.

359
00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:41,840
You're trying to
publicly paint me
as a slut and a whore.

360
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,051
Believe me, I'm not trying
to publicly do
anything with you.

361
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,595
Two million people read <i>Time.</i>
How am I supposed...

362
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,055
It would be more
if they'd put me
on the cover,

363
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,681
but Dan Kottke decided
to kidney-punch me.

364
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,850
I applied for
welfare yesterday.

365
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,268
<i>STEVE: I'm sorry?
Hello!</i>

366
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,229
I said I applied
for welfare yesterday.

367
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,692
The Time article
said your Apple stock
was worth $441 million.

368
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,570
And I wanted to ask you
how you felt about that.

369
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,740
Well, I feel like
Apple stock has been
dramatically undervalued.

370
00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:08,367
This would be
a good time to get in.

371
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,036
Your daughter
and her mother...

372
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,330
Chrisann.
...are on welfare.

373
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,999
We're living in
a hovel in Menlo Park.

374
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,459
We can't pay
the heating bills.

375
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:20,546
She sleeps in a parka.
Your daughter...

376
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,381
She's not my daughter!

377
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,384
Because, as reported
by Time magazine,

378
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,678
I've slept with 28%
of the men in America?

379
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,762
No.
All of them,

380
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,557
exactly nine months
before Lisa was born!

381
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,561
(DOOR OPENS)

382
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,148
I've got Andy here.

383
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,858
(DOOR CLOSES)

384
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,114
Excuse me.

385
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,333
We're there?

386
00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,501
Hey, Chris.

387
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,878
CHRISANN: Hey, Andy.
How are you doin'?

388
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,129
Terrible.

389
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,297
STEVE: You guys
caught up now?

390
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,966
Excuse me for
saying hello to my friend
who thinks you're a dick.

391
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,342
I don't think you're a...
We're there?

392
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,470
No. It's got a one-in-six
chance of working.

393
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:10,554
God damn it.

394
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,806
We're not a pit
crew at Daytona.

395
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,309
This can't be fixed
in seconds.

396
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,020
You didn't have seconds,
you had three weeks.

397
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,190
The universe was created
in a third of that time.

398
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:23,609
Well, someday you'll have to
tell us how you did it.

399
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,110
(CHUCKLES)

400
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:28,405
Here's what
I'm gonna do.

401
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,784
I'm gonna announce
the names of everyone
who designed the launch demo.

402
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:36,497
I'm gonna introduce everyone
and ask them to stand up.

403
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,707
The bag was designed
by Susan Kare.

404
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,959
The Macintosh font
that's scrolling
across the screen

405
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,669
was designed by Steve Capps.

406
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:45,839
The starry night
and skywriting
was Bruce Horn.

407
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:49,718
Mac:Paint,
Mac:VVrite, Alice...

408
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,512
Down to the calculator.

409
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:54,640
And then I'm gonna say,
the voice demo
that didn't work

410
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,975
was designed by
Andy Hertzfeld.

411
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,522
(CHUCKLES)

412
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,235
Steve...
Five in six is your chance

413
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,195
of surviving the first round
of Russian roulette,

414
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,030
and you've reversed
those odds.

415
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,490
So unless
you wanna be disgraced

416
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,824
in front of
your friends, family,

417
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,619
colleagues, stockholders,
and the press,

418
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,371
I wouldn't
stand here arguing.

419
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,790
I'd go try and get
some more bullets
out of the gun.

420
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,334
Do it, Andy!

421
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,340
Stop. You.

422
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,009
What size shirt
do you wear?
Me?

423
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,386
Does anyone know
what size shirt he wears?

424
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,679
Does anyone know
what size shirt I wear?

425
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,681
JOANNA: Does anyone know
where the closest
psychiatrist is?

426
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,766
The disk fits
in your pocket.

427
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,228
I need a shirt
with a breast pocket,
I can take it out onstage.

428
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,771
A shirt?
The disk!

429
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,732
I need a white shirt
in my size
with a breast pocket.

430
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:48,944
Yes. Which one of
the no stores
that are open at 8:45

431
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:52,531
do you want me to have
someone run to and return
from in 15 minutes'?

432
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:56,451
Go out in the lobby,
find someone my size
who's wearing a white shirt,

433
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,579
tell them I'll trade them
for a free computer,

434
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,455
and they get to
keep my shirt.

435
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,916
Does it have to be
a white shirt?
ls blue okay?

436
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,085
No. The Mac is beige,
I'm beige,

437
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,546
the disk is blue,
the shirt has to be white.

438
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,630
Andy?

439
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:33,655
STEVE: Hello, I'm Macintosh.

440
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:36,366
Bring me the head
of Andy Hertzfeld.

441
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,828
I tried to get it to say,
"Hello," but it's shy.

442
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,455
Yeah.

443
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,165
So that's it?

444
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,499
STEVE: That's it.

445
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:48,962
I don't get it.

446
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,589
I know.

447
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,382
What are people
going to do with it?

448
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,134
Lisa, how old are you now?

449
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,969
You know how old she is.
How old are you, Lisa?

450
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:57,554
Five.

451
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,016
Come sit here for a minute.

452
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,147
Do you know
what this is?

453
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,649
It's a computer.

454
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,275
It's a computer.

455
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,069
Can I borrow
your hand for a second?

456
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,448
Point that arrow
and click.

457
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,787
You don't have to,
but if you want,
you can play with it.

458
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,080
Nothing you can do
will break it,

459
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,331
so just do
whatever you want with it.

460
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,415
What are you doing?

461
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:29,628
I'm paying you exactly
what the court
ordered me to pay you.

462
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,464
$385 a month.

463
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,633
I'm not the one
who decided
on that amount.

464
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,677
And I'm asking you
how you feel.

465
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,969
If you feel all right.

466
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,430
If it feels all right
to you that
your daughter...

467
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,307
She's not my...
That your daughter

468
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,184
and her mother
are on welfare

469
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:48,021
while you're worth
$441 million
for making that.

470
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:51,316
I'm proud to say
Apple donates computers
to underfunded schools,

471
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,693
and we'll be
doing more of the same
with the Mac...

472
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:53,777
What?

473
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,697
Apple donates millions
of dollars' worth of
computers to sohools.

474
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,700
What does that
have to do with...

475
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:04,579
Imagine an underprivileged
kid that has their favorite
teacher with them 24 hours.

476
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,373
We're minutes away
from being able to do that.

477
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:09,084
In your head,
was that an answer
to my question?

478
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,752
Tell me the question again.

479
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,089
I wasn't the one
who sued you
for child support.

480
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,966
No, let...
San Mateo County sued you.

481
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,385
STEVE: No, let me explain
what happened,

482
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,720
because I have
plenty of time right now.

483
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,846
(DOOR OPENS)

484
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,848
Excuse me.
You have a visitor.

485
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,350
Just wanted to say
goodluck!
Hey,Chfisann.

486
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,393
Hello, Woz.

487
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,477
Hang on.

488
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,022
(CLEARS TH ROAT)

489
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,275
Just wanted to
say good luck.

490
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,401
Thanks. You, too.

491
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,736
It's a big morning.
Yeah.

492
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,404
You should see
this crowd out there.

493
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,448
This crowd,
it's like, um...

494
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,244
I can't really wait
for you to come up
with a metaphor, man.

495
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,913
'Yeah.So,uh,HskML
I want to ask you a favor.
Yeah?

496
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,291
Can you acknowledge
the Apple ll team
in your remarks?

497
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,375
Icannot

498
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:53,086
Just an acknowledgment.
Have them stand up.

499
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:55,464
We're launching the Mac.

500
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,132
It'd be a morale booster,
just a mention

501
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,341
so they could get
a round of applause.

502
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,551
Woz...
Just a mention.

503
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:00,719
Can we stick a pin
in this for a minute?

504
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,095
Sure, yep.
Thank you.

505
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,347
Just talking about
an acknowledgment
for the team.

506
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,933
I've got Chrisann in there.
I'll see you
in just a second.

507
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,185
Yep.

508
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,860
That.

509
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:18,612
What?

510
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,614
<i>STEVE: You asked me
what people
are gonna do with it.</i>

511
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:21,698
They're gonna do that.

512
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:22,783
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

513
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,786
One of the engineers.

514
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,245
Thank you.

515
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,379
Do you like it?

516
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,009
I'm sorry?

517
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,886
It's an abstract.

518
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,472
(CHUCKLES)

519
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,557
You used MacPaint.

520
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:54,105
Push that key and the "S"
at the same time.

521
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,401
Now type your name.

522
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,487
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

523
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:10,956
Do you know
which box says "Save"?

524
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,210
Right. Go ahead
and click on it.

525
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,345
I'll put some money
in your account.

526
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,722
And buy you a new house,
someplace near
a decent school.

527
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,225
Thank you.

528
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,645
Woz wants a minute.

529
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,982
And Sculley's asking
for you.

530
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,108
We're done?

531
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,071
Could you teach me
more things?

532
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,282
On the computer?

533
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,951
Lisa, wait for me
in the hall, please.

534
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,498
You can put your coat on
in the hall.

535
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,500
Bye, Lisa.

536
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,002
Bye.

537
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,628
CHRISANN: Lisa,
in the hall. Now.

538
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,422
I just wanna know,
when you say

539
00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:01,590
you're gonna put
money in my account,

540
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:02,841
how much we're talking about.

541
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,593
It's a school day.
She needs to be in school.

542
00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:09,180
I'm gonna give you
whatever you need.

543
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,738
(DOOR CLOSES)

544
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:29,326
Woz wants me to acknowledge
the Apple ll team.

545
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,038
You must be able to see
that she looks like you.

546
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,289
I don't want to
insult Woz.

547
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,958
I just think
it's backward-looking
at exactly the wrong moment.

548
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,543
I know you heard
what I said.

549
00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:40,253
I heard
what you said, Joanna.

550
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:42,172
It's just, we're about to
do this thing.

551
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:48,219
At 9:41, the planet's
gonna shift on its axis,
nigh and forever.

552
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,264
Two most significant events
of the 20th century.

553
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,850
The Allies win the War,
and this.

554
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:55,518
This.

555
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,938
So maybe right now
isn't the very best time
to scold me

556
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:01,066
for not being
a better father to a kid
who's not my kid.

557
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,276
The test said I...
I don't care
what the test said.

558
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,280
I don't care about 94.1 %,
ortheinsane
algorithm you used

559
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,448
to get to 28% of
American men.

560
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,616
I'm buying her a new house.

561
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:10,742
I'm giving her money.

562
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:13,078
There's a small girl
who believes
you're her father.

563
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,206
That's all. That's all
the math there is.

564
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,668
She believes it.
What are you
gonna do about that?

565
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,797
God sent his only son
on a suicide mission,

566
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,424
but we like him anyway
because he made trees.

567
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,554
We're gonna sell
a million units
in the first 9O days,

568
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,807
20,000 a month after that.
(SIGHS)

569
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,684
So maybe you could give me
a break, Ms. Hoffman?

570
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:48,863
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

571
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,460
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

572
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:13,430
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

573
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,485
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

574
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,320
Woz.

575
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:30,363
WOZNIAKI Hey.

576
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,699
There's nothing in
that vending machine
that won't kill you.

577
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:33,742
Just browsing.

578
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:34,909
STEVE: Let's take a walk.

579
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:36,161
<i>WOZNIAK: Can I tell you
something?</i>

580
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:38,371
Yeah.
After the meeting
in Maui,

581
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:41,249
the Apple ll team
was upset and angry and down,
and do you know why?

582
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,043
Because the Apple ll
wasn't mentioned
even once?

583
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,336
The Apple ll
wasn't mentioned...

584
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,047
Yes, that's it.
You have it, yes.

585
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,339
That wasn't an oversight.

586
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,592
They know that.
They know it wasn't.

587
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,510
Look, I don't wanna make
a big deal out of this...

588
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,054
That's entirely
within your power.

589
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,263
The Apple ll is...

590
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,890
The Apple ll is
what was, my friend.

591
00:25:56,973 --> 00:26:00,060
The Apple ll is what pays
the bills around here
and has for seven years.

592
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,519
And if you
embarrass these people,

593
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,980
you are going to see
a brain drain
at this company, my brother.

594
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,483
Markkula took
you off the Lisa,

595
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,234
not them and not me,
so don't blame...

596
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,111
Markkula took me off
the Lisa because
of his strong religious

597
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,030
objection to making it good.

598
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:14,949
Now, I gave you everything
you wanted on the Apple ll.

599
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:18,745
You don't ask for a lot?
There wasn't a single fight
youlost

600
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,080
Do you concede the slots
are the reason

601
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,247
for the success of
the Apple ll?

602
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,624
We can't possibly
still be talking
about the slots.

603
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:23,708
I have a point.

604
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,543
It's been seven years.
The eight slots
on the Apple ll...

605
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,087
You're still doing it,
you're talking
about the slots.

606
00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:28,254
There's something
wrong with you.

607
00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:29,839
This argument
started in the garage.

608
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:34,344
What are you talking about?
Why would you
only want two slots?

609
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,387
A printer and a modem.

610
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,181
With eight slots, you...

611
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:41,101
This is a huge deal
that we were able
to add eight slots.

612
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:44,020
I appreciate
the engineering,
but it's not what we're doing.

613
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,939
And thank God I won
that argument...
VVoz.

614
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,399
...bec:ause the open system
is what people love
about the machine,

615
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:50,193
and it's why it sold
and still sells.

616
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,362
An open system.
We're not doing
an open system.

617
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:53,613
Of course we are.

618
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,533
That's what people want,
and the breakthrough
on the Apple ll...

619
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,618
People don't know
what they want
until you show it to them.

620
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:02,247
Serious users
want to customize,

621
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:04,290
they wanna modify,
they wanna jack it up.

622
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:05,792
They want hardware
engineers like me

623
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,627
to expand its capabilities,
okay?

624
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:09,921
Keyboards for music,
better sound board,

625
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:11,631
better display boards,
improved memory cards.

626
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,134
And it's why
there are 3,000 people
here right now.

627
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,052
The slots are what allowed
the Apple ll to run,

628
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,388
forjust one example,
VisiCalc:, which,
from my guess,

629
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:22,142
<i>single-handedly sold between
200,000 and 300,000 machines.</i>

630
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,518
They want slots.

631
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,145
They don't get a vote.

632
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,521
<i>When</i> Dylan <i>wrote
Shelter from the Storm,</i>

633
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,064
he didn't ask people
to contribute to the lyrics.

634
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,525
Plays don't stop
so the playwright
can ask the audience

635
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:31,943
what scene they'd like
to see next.

636
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:34,571
Painters... We're on
the verge of a tectonic...
Hobbyists are...

637
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:36,573
STEVE: Hobbyists?

638
00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:38,241
A printer and a modem,
two slots.

639
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,744
The Apple ll team
has my affection,

640
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,998
but I'm not loving up
a 7-year-old product
at the Mac: launch.

641
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,541
WOZNIAK: Computers
aren't paintings.

642
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,585
Fuck you.

643
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,795
I'm gonna say "fuck you"
every time you say that

644
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:52,338
until you either die or stop.

645
00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:53,673
Steve...
Try it.

646
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,841
Steve.
Say it.

647
00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:57,677
Computers aren't paintings.
Fuck you.

648
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,763
Yes, they are,
and what I want
is a closed system.

649
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,015
End-to-end control.

650
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,517
Completely incompatible
with anything.

651
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:11,399
Computers aren't supposed
to have human flaws.

652
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,943
I'm not going to build
this one with yours.

653
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:26,789
Steve!

654
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:28,666
Hey.

655
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,460
STEVE: Today is about
the Macintosh.

656
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,212
And the Mac is mine.

657
00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:33,296
I give you that.

658
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,589
Thank you.
I give you that.

659
00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:36,424
Just publicly acknowledge
the Apple ll team

660
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:37,967
becauseifs
the right thing to do.

661
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,471
We'll know soon enough
if you are Leonardo da Vinoi
or just think you are,

662
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,223
but in the meantime,
it would be great...

663
00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,767
In the meantime,
the Apple ll is done.

664
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:48,019
Seven years.
It was a great run.

665
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,938
You should go out
in the house
and take your seat.

666
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:55,151
The Mac is Jef Raskin's.

667
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,945
Say it for me.

668
00:28:57,028 --> 00:28:58,238
Computers aren't...
Fuck you.

669
00:28:58,321 --> 00:28:59,322
All right.

670
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,659
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

671
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,791
STEVE: We're there?
I need more time.

672
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,042
You can't have it.

673
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,752
Twenty minutes.
It's 8:58.

674
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,254
HERTZFELD: We can start late.

675
00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:17,006
Hear me.
We're a computer company.
We can't start late.

676
00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:19,008
Then I have another idea.
What?

677
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:21,761
It's deceptive and
borderline unethical.

678
00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:23,721
I'm listening.
It'll run on the 512.

679
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,056
You tested it?
Yeah.

680
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,100
Wait.

681
00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:29,519
You're gonna demo
a 128 computer on a 512?

682
00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:30,645
Nobody's gonna know.

683
00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:32,772
And you think that's
"borderline" unethical?

684
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:34,649
Name my
other choices, please.

685
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:39,529
Please, you have to tell me
why it's so important
for it to say "Hello."

686
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:43,449
Hollywood, they made
computers scary things.

687
00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:45,201
See how this reminds you
of a friendly face?

688
00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,161
That the disk slot
is a goofy grin?

689
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:51,749
It's warm and it's playful,
and it needs to say "Hello."

690
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:54,335
It needs to say "Hello"
becauseitcan.

691
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,379
(CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE)

692
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,012
We're not committing fraud.

693
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,306
The 512 is gonna ship
in under a year.

694
00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:10,143
Will you absolve me
of your Eastern
European disapproval?

695
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,689
The computer in 2001
said "Hello" all the time,

696
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,482
and it still scared
the shit out of me.

697
00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:17,900
Absolve me.

698
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:21,863
Just for this.

699
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:24,324
And just for now.

700
00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:26,784
<i>ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome</i>

701
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,287
<i>founding board member,
Mike Markkula.</i>

702
00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:39,088
All right. Okay.

703
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:43,051
Go make a dent
in the universe, Steven.

704
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,345
See you
in a couple of hours.

705
00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:48,264
MARKKU <i>LA: And I'm going to
take us through the formal
part of the meeting.</i>

706
00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:49,599
<i>The legal part,
if you will.</i>

707
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:52,435
STEVE: Thank merciful God.
The cavalry's shown up.

708
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:54,854
SCULLEY: Because I hear
you've been worse
than usual this morning.

709
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,147
I didn't think
that was possible,

710
00:30:56,314 --> 00:30:59,942
so I've been dispatched
as the "Steve Whisperer."

711
00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,403
This is a '55 Margaux.

712
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,571
It's 9:00 in the morning.

713
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:06,115
This is a '55 Margaux.

714
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,825
(CHUCKLES)

715
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:11,204
Is it my imagination,
or have you started
to dress like me?

716
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:15,583
It was a bad idea
to have Markkula open
with quarterly reports.

717
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,627
Instead we should have
just dropped water
on the audience.

718
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:21,464
Just big 10,000-gallon
tanks of cold water,
dropped from the ceiling.

719
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,257
Save Mike some money
on index cards.

720
00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:24,550
Oh, just relax.

721
00:31:24,634 --> 00:31:25,802
Why?

722
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:28,638
I don't know.
No one's ever
asked me that question.

723
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:30,807
There you go.

724
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,309
(MARKKULA SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY IN DISTANCE)

725
00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:39,232
You're the only one
who sees the world
the same way I do.

726
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,484
No one sees the world
the same way you do.

727
00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,029
I'm like Julius Caesar, John.

728
00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:46,322
I'm surrounded by enemies.

729
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,573
No, you're not.

730
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,825
The board...

731
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,827
Oh, "The board."
The board's behind you.

732
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,412
Only because you see
to it they are.

733
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:53,788
Oh, I think
it's a good board,

734
00:31:53,871 --> 00:31:55,415
but if you want me
to push them out
one by one,

735
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:56,916
we can talk about that.

736
00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,960
I want you to
push them out all at once

737
00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:01,838
through a window,
if it's the nearest exit.

738
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,756
The look on their faces
when we showed them the spot.

739
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,843
I couldn't see their faces,
because they were banging
their heads on the table.

740
00:32:07,552 --> 00:32:10,388
Yesterday, the day after
it airs once,

741
00:32:10,555 --> 00:32:13,433
the publisher cf Adweek
calls it the best
commercial cf all time.

742
00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:14,642
Of all time!

743
00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:15,810
And it is.

744
00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:16,978
And if anyone does
one better,

745
00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:19,647
it's gonna be Chiat/Day,
who the board
wanted to replace,

746
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:22,191
and it's gonna be Lee Clow,
who the board thought
was out of his mind.

747
00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:24,694
<i>MARKKU LA: Ladies and
gentlemen,</i> 1984.

748
00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:26,988
(ALL CHEERING)

749
00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:29,866
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
ON SCREEN)

750
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:34,537
<i>MAN: (ON SCREEN) We have
created, for the first time
in all history,</i>

751
00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:37,373
<i>a garden of pure ideology</i>

752
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:41,586
<i>where each worker may bloom
secure from the pests</i>

753
00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:44,547
<i>of any contradictory
true thoughts.</i>

754
00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,549
<i>Our unification of thoughts</i>

755
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:50,887
<i>is more powerful a weapon
than any fleet
or army on Earth.</i>

756
00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:52,138
<i>We are one people...</i>

757
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,015
Did we use skinheads
as extras?

758
00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:55,391
A couple of people
have told me that.

759
00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:56,476
Yeah.

760
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,811
We paid skinheads?
I've got skinheads
on my payroll?

761
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:00,313
They had a look
you wanted.

762
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:01,731
The skinheads?
Yeah.

763
00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:04,066
SCULLEY: Okay, let's keep
that to ourselves.

764
00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:06,068
(SHOUTS)

765
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:08,571
<i>We shall prevail!</i>

766
00:33:09,739 --> 00:33:11,782
(ALL CHEERING)

767
00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:13,242
<i>MAN: On January 24th,</i>

768
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,746
<i>Apple Computer will
introduce Macintosh.</i>

769
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,123
SCULLEY: Who else knows?
Who else knows what?

770
00:33:19,290 --> 00:33:21,626
That we paid terrorists
to be in our TV commercial.

771
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,419
John.
They were wrong about the ad,

772
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:25,129
but they're a good board.
Good people.

773
00:33:25,588 --> 00:33:27,673
Their only problem...
Their problem is that
they're people.

774
00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:29,008
People.

775
00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:31,928
The very nature of people
is something to be overcome.

776
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:33,763
When I was running Pepsi,

777
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:37,016
we had a lct cf success
focusing on
18- to 55-year-clds

778
00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:38,976
who weren't members
of violent hate groups.

779
00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:41,145
<i>L</i> get it.
You're not
surrounded by enemies.

780
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,439
(SIGHS)
We're almost there.

781
00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:46,234
I'm back and forth
on the Dylan.

782
00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:47,610
I might quote
a different verse.

783
00:33:47,777 --> 00:33:48,903
SCULLEY: What are the choices?

784
00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:52,281
"For the loser now
will be later to win,"
which is what we have.

785
00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:53,824
Or?

786
00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:56,285
"Come mothers and fathers
throughout the land,

787
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,120
"and don't criticize
what you can't understand.

788
00:33:58,287 --> 00:33:59,705
"Your sons
and your daughters..."

789
00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:00,957
"...are beyond
your command."

790
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,625
I just lost a hundred bucks
to Andy Hertzfeld.

791
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,210
He said you'd change it
to that verse.

792
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:09,131
We got 45 seconds.
I want to use it to
ask you a question.

793
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,261
Why do people
who are adopted

794
00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:15,680
feel like they were rejected
instead of selected?

795
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,390
That came out of nowhere.

796
00:34:17,473 --> 00:34:19,308
"Your sons
and your daughters
are beyond your command.

797
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,352
"Your old road
is rapidly aging."

798
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:24,105
So go fuck yourself,
because my name
is Steve Jobs,

799
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:25,815
and "the times
they are a-changing."

800
00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:28,901
I don't feel rejected.

801
00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:30,903
You're sure?
Very sure.

802
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:33,614
Because it's not like
the baby is born
and the parents look and say,

803
00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:36,284
"Nah, we're not interested
in this one."

804
00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:37,994
On the other hand,
someone did choose you.

805
00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:44,500
It's having no control.

806
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:48,588
You find out
you were out of the loop

807
00:34:48,671 --> 00:34:51,424
when the most
crucial events in your life
were set in motion.

808
00:34:54,844 --> 00:34:56,679
As long as you have control.

809
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:00,641
I don't understand people
who give it up.

810
00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:04,437
What inspired Hertzfeld
to make that bet?

811
00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:06,731
He was warning me

812
00:35:07,023 --> 00:35:10,109
that being your father figure
could be dangerous.

813
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:12,445
Keep your 100 bucks.

814
00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:13,529
I'm sticking with
the first verse.

815
00:35:13,696 --> 00:35:14,697
Good.

816
00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:16,699
What the hell
does he mean?
Nothing.

817
00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:18,492
I'm proud of you.

818
00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:20,870
Thank you, boss.

819
00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:25,374
<i>MARKKULA: It's my pleasure to
introduce my friend</i>

820
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,293
<i>and the CEO of Apple,</i>

821
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:29,462
<i>John</i> Sculley.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

822
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,922
(WHISPERS) John?
Yeah?

823
00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:34,967
Lisa made a painting
on the Mac.

824
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:41,891
<i>REPORTER 1: The Macintosh,
Apple's near-mythological
home computer,</i>

825
00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:43,601
<i>has gotten off
to a rocky start</i>

826
00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:45,311
<i>in its battle with
industry titan IBM.</i>

827
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:47,146
<i>REPORTER 2: With sales
originally projected</i>

828
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:48,814
<i>to be 1,000,000 in
the first quarter,</i>

829
00:35:48,898 --> 00:35:52,568
<i>Apple has sold
only 35,000 of
the user-friendly machines.</i>

830
00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:54,695
<i>REPORTER '5". The insistence
by Steve Jobs that it'd have</i>

831
00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:56,656
<i>what's called
"end-to-end control,"</i>

832
00:35:56,739 --> 00:35:58,741
<i>which is a way of saying
that it's not compatible</i>

833
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,910
<i>with most outside
hardware or software</i>

834
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:04,330
<i>is the Shakespearean flaw
in a machine
that had potential.</i>

835
00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:07,083
<i>REPORTER 4:
Apple Computers closed
two of its factories today</i>

836
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,876
<i>in the wake of
disappointing sales.</i>

837
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,628
<i>REPORTER '5: Do you know
how many Macs
were sold last month?</i>

838
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,004
500.

839
00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:15,007
<i>REPORTER 6: In a move
that surprised some,
but not all, on Wall Street,</i>

840
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,509
<i>the board of directors
of Apple Computers</i>

841
00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:20,012
<i>voted today to fire
its co-founder, Steve Jobs.</i>

842
00:36:20,096 --> 00:36:22,014
<i>REPORTER 7: Did he jump,
or was he pushed?</i>

843
00:36:22,098 --> 00:36:25,893
<i>His ex-boss,
Apple CEO John Sculley,
refused to comment.</i>

844
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:27,728
<i>REPORTER 8: However,
in an exclusive interview,</i>

845
00:36:27,812 --> 00:36:31,982
Steve <i>Wozniak has
slammed the integrity
of his old friend Steve Jobs.</i>

846
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:34,902
<i>He calls Jobs
"an insulting
and hurtful guy."</i>

847
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:38,322
<i>REPORTER 9: Jobs is hitting
back with a new company
and a new computer.</i>

848
00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:40,491
<i>Apple has a new competitor.</i>

849
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:43,494
Steve <i>Jobs' Black Cube
is aimed at
the education market.</i>

850
00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:45,538
<i>REPORTER 10: Few people
have the ability to make
the world wait,</i>

851
00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:48,749
<i>but that is just
what Jobs is doing
with his new company, NeXT.</i>

852
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:58,175
(HORSE WHINNYING)

853
00:36:58,592 --> 00:37:00,761
<i>STEVE". Focus seems
kind of sharp.</i>

854
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:01,971
<i>GEORGE". On the slide?</i>

855
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,848
The floor. The pin spot.

856
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:05,725
I think we want
a sharp focus.

857
00:37:05,808 --> 00:37:06,809
STEVE: Don't
take it personally.

858
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,352
Just not a fan of
the circus aesthetic.

859
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:10,229
GEORGE: All right,
let's hold here.

860
00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:13,232
We're gonna have to go up
and refocus the instruments.

861
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:15,651
STEVE: Just one,
the 30 is fine.

862
00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:18,863
While we're holding,
there are well-wishers
in the VIP room.

863
00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:20,364
And Woz is here.

864
00:37:20,448 --> 00:37:23,534
Steve Wozniak. Yes,
hey, thank you very much.

865
00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:24,827
<i>JOANNA: And Andy Hertzfeld.</i>

866
00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:26,620
Andy Hertzfeld.
Thank you.

867
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,998
<i>JOANNA". John Sculley
is here, too.</i>

868
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:32,334
<i>It's nice that he's here.</i>

869
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,503
STEVE: Really? I don't think
it's very nice at all.

870
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,089
JOANNA: You have to see them.
They wanna pay
their respects.

871
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:40,342
If they were respectful,
we'd all still be
at Apple right now.

872
00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:41,552
(SCOFFS) Look...

873
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:43,512
If they really wished
me well, they'd keep it
to themselves.

874
00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:45,931
Can I tell you something?
I don't think
they do wish me well.

875
00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:48,434
<i>But I'm all right with that.
I'm over Apple.</i>

876
00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:50,311
I got over the Mac,
and Woz and Sculley,

877
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:52,855
the same way you get over
your high-school sweetheart.

878
00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:54,106
Build a new one.

879
00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:56,400
Can I tell you something?
Yes.

880
00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:58,402
You said you wouldn't
compete with them,

881
00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:01,739
but you designed a computer
specifically for
the education market,

882
00:38:01,822 --> 00:38:03,866
which they putatively own.

883
00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:07,703
So, I think it's cool
they're here.

884
00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:09,789
They're suing me.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

885
00:38:09,872 --> 00:38:11,415
Still.

886
00:38:11,499 --> 00:38:13,209
It was nice they came.

887
00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:17,213
They're not being
magnanimous.

888
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:18,964
They want it to look
like an amicable divorce.

889
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,717
History doesn't
remember Joe DiMaggio
kindly for dumping Marilyn.

890
00:38:21,801 --> 00:38:22,802
MAN: Steve.

891
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:24,261
(JOANNA GROANS)

892
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:26,263
What's your problem?

893
00:38:26,764 --> 00:38:29,391
JOANNA: I don't know,
but I'm sure it can be
traced back to you.

894
00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:33,521
You know, I'm the one
who has to explain you
to people.

895
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:36,273
$100,000 to Paul Rand
for a corporate logo,

896
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,776
when we didn't even know
what our company made.

897
00:38:39,068 --> 00:38:42,404
A $650,000 mold
for the Cube

898
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:46,283
because God forbid
the angles be 90.1
instead of 90.

899
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:49,203
I forbid the angles to
be 90.1 instead of 90.

900
00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:50,996
That box could be on display
at the Guggenheim.

901
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:53,624
Don't give them reason
to say to the press

902
00:38:53,707 --> 00:38:55,793
you have a chip
on your shoulder.

903
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,461
Will you do that
for me?

904
00:38:57,545 --> 00:38:59,046
I don't have a chip
on my shoulder.

905
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,631
(CHUCKLING)
Okay, okay.

906
00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:04,510
But don't give them
a reason to say you do.

907
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:06,095
I don't.

908
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,179
That's the right attitude.

909
00:39:07,263 --> 00:39:08,389
That's not an attitude.

910
00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:10,307
They're gonna
call me back in a minute
to look at the light.

911
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:11,851
Get one out of the way.

912
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:13,060
Fine!

913
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:14,854
Yeah?
Yeah.

914
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,273
One more thing.

915
00:39:17,439 --> 00:39:18,440
Sure.

916
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:20,693
No questions from
the press after.

917
00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:23,153
No? Why?

918
00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:24,864
Until I have better answers,

919
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,323
no press avail.

920
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:29,827
If somebody asks where I am,
you just saw me,
and I'll be right back.

921
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,205
Okay.

922
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,710
Who do you want first?

923
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:40,421
Bring me the face
of Steve Wozniak.

924
00:39:49,096 --> 00:39:50,139
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

925
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:51,390
Hang on.

926
00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:52,474
(BLUES ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

927
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,977
I thought you went
to school.
Hang on.

928
00:39:55,311 --> 00:39:57,730
You were supposed to
go to school an hour ago.
lthoughtyoulefi.

929
00:39:57,813 --> 00:40:00,065
I didn't wake up my mom
on time this morning.

930
00:40:00,149 --> 00:40:01,859
It's happened before, too.

931
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:04,987
I wake up with the alarm,
and then I get dressed
and eat breakfast,

932
00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:09,074
but sometimes I forget
to see what time it is
after that.

933
00:40:09,158 --> 00:40:10,534
Why doesn't your mom
just set her own
alarm clock?

934
00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:11,619
It's one of
my chores.

935
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:14,455
I don't understand what
that has to do with
why you're still...

936
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:16,123
Where's your mother?

937
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:17,791
LISA: She went to find
a payphone.

938
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,002
An hour ago, she said...

939
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:21,837
You don't have to
raise your hand.

940
00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:22,922
You said it was off
by a little.

941
00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:24,256
It is.

942
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,382
I just measured it.

943
00:40:26,008 --> 00:40:27,092
Joanna“.

944
00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:28,552
Exactly a foot
on all four sides.

945
00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:31,680
There are six sides.
But you're not
supposed be here right now.

946
00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:35,476
We know if four of the sides
are equal to each other,

947
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:36,810
the other two must be
equal as well.

948
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,607
The top, bottom,
right, and left

949
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,484
are about a millimeter shorter
than the front and back.

950
00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:45,194
They're not,
I measured them.

951
00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,738
Lisa, I'm kind of
an expert in design.

952
00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,616
And that's a 20-cent ruler.
You think there's a chance
it could be off?

953
00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,202
If I had another ruler,
I would measure this ruler,

954
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:54,578
but I really doubt
it's off.

955
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:55,788
When your mother
comes back,

956
00:40:55,871 --> 00:40:58,374
you have to go to school.
Because it's a ruler!

957
00:40:58,457 --> 00:40:59,708
Why is it Off?

958
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,460
Did you hear
what I just said?
Yes.

959
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:02,962
Because sometimes
it seems like you just

960
00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:04,880
keep saying what you want
without listening.

961
00:41:11,387 --> 00:41:12,721
I'm listening.

962
00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:15,015
Is there something
you need?

963
00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:16,976
No.

964
00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:21,897
Why isn't it
a perfect cube?

965
00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:24,191
You've asked me before.
I forget what it is.

966
00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:27,736
It's an optical anomaly.

967
00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:30,656
To the human eye,
a perfect cube
doesn't look like a oube,

968
00:41:30,823 --> 00:41:33,200
so we made it roughly
a millimeter shorter
than a foot on two sides.

969
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:34,743
What's an anomaly?

970
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,453
You've asked me
that before, too.

971
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,038
I don't know why
you keep doing that.

972
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:44,294
It's an exception.
Something that
doesn't fit a pattern.

973
00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:45,379
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

974
00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:47,172
You have to go to school.
Come in!

975
00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,507
(DOOR OPENS)

976
00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:51,510
I think you two
have met.

977
00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:52,594
Hello, old friend.

978
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:54,847
You look well.
So do you.

979
00:41:55,139 --> 00:41:56,181
So do you.

980
00:41:56,265 --> 00:41:59,893
And they're telling me
George is ready for you
to look at the focus.

981
00:41:59,977 --> 00:42:01,228
STEVE: Take a walk with me.

982
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:03,063
Is this Lisa?
Yeah.

983
00:42:03,147 --> 00:42:04,732
This can't be Lisa.
STEVE: It is.

984
00:42:04,815 --> 00:42:06,859
Lisa's this big.
They get taller.
Come on.

985
00:42:07,026 --> 00:42:08,277
Do you remember me?
She doesn't.

986
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,612
I'm your dad's friend,
Steve Wozniak.

987
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:13,907
I apologize,
I don't remember you.

988
00:42:15,284 --> 00:42:16,326
You're very polite.

989
00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:17,995
Woz?
Yeah.

990
00:42:18,078 --> 00:42:19,538
STEVE: Chrisann's at
a payphone.
Would you find her?

991
00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:21,540
JOANNA: Yeah.
(DOOR OPENS)

992
00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:22,958
STEVE: Good turnout.
WOZNIAK: Great turnout.

993
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,168
Yeah.

994
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:27,046
"Insanely great."
(CHUCKLES)
Insanely great.

995
00:42:27,129 --> 00:42:29,465
You know, this is
the first time we haven't
played for the same team.

996
00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:31,967
It's like you're releasing
your first solo album.

997
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,887
I appreciate your
inviting me to the launch.

998
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:36,346
I just want to wipe
the slate clean.

999
00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:38,724
That's exactly what I want.
That's why I came backstage.

1000
00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,685
I want you to know
I'll be out there with you.

1001
00:42:41,769 --> 00:42:43,979
Any chance I can get you
to go out there
instead of me?

1002
00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:45,105
(CHUCKLES)

1003
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,483
I love you, Steve.
I love you, too, Woz.

1004
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:51,528
WOZNIAK: You know,
some things were said.
They were.

1005
00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:53,906
They were said in public.
They were published.

1006
00:42:53,989 --> 00:42:55,240
Were you pressured
to do it?

1007
00:42:55,324 --> 00:42:56,658
WOZNIAKI Was I what?

1008
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,495
STEVE: Check it out.

1009
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:02,372
It's the orchestra pit
for the San Francisco Opera.

1010
00:43:03,082 --> 00:43:05,417
Was I pressured
to do it?

1011
00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:08,170
I once met
Seiji Ozawa
at Tanglewood.

1012
00:43:08,337 --> 00:43:10,005
A thunderous conductor.

1013
00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:12,800
Godly artfulness
and nuance.

1014
00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:17,346
And I asked him
what exactly a conductor
does that a metronome can't.

1015
00:43:17,513 --> 00:43:18,597
Surprisingly, he...

1016
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,099
He didn't beat
the living shit out of you?

1017
00:43:20,349 --> 00:43:21,809
That's right. No, he said,

1018
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:24,770
"The musicians play
their instruments.

1019
00:43:24,853 --> 00:43:26,522
"I play the orchestra."

1020
00:43:27,356 --> 00:43:29,942
That feels like
something that sounds good,
but doesn't mean anything.

1021
00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:34,113
Markkula, Sculley.
They ask you to slag me off
in the press?

1022
00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:36,073
I had reason
to be angry.

1023
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,491
Did they?
Absolutely not.

1024
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:38,617
But they asked you
to talk.

1025
00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:41,120
Apple was under siege,
you'd just left the company.

1026
00:43:41,203 --> 00:43:42,538
Someone had to talk
to the press.

1027
00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:44,957
I'm right here, Woz.
The company left me.

1028
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,794
I begged YOU-
I begged YOU-

1029
00:43:48,877 --> 00:43:51,130
The Apple ll accounted
for 70% of the revenue.

1030
00:43:52,381 --> 00:43:53,799
What did you think
was gonna happen?

1031
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:57,427
You didn't care enough
about the Apple ll
or the Lisa.

1032
00:43:57,511 --> 00:43:58,846
Let's be really clear.

1033
00:43:58,929 --> 00:44:01,181
I didn't care at all
about the Apple ll
or the Lisa.

1034
00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,935
I wasn't pressured
to do it.

1035
00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:06,520
What I said to the press

1036
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:10,399
was an honest, if tempered,
reflection of what
lbeheved.

1037
00:44:11,817 --> 00:44:13,068
Woz.
Yeah?

1038
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:14,695
What the fuck
is on your wrist?

1039
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,115
You wanna know?
I literally can't wait.

1040
00:44:19,575 --> 00:44:21,493
Everyone's gonna be
wearing these in 10 years.

1041
00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:23,704
It's a Nixie Watch,
made using Nixie tubes.

1042
00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:25,706
This is actually
40-year-old technology.

1043
00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:29,168
Cold-cathode tubes.
They're operating
at 140 volts.

1044
00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:31,295
I tilt my wrist 45 degrees,
it's right there.

1045
00:44:31,378 --> 00:44:32,838
Hours, minutes,
and seconds.

1046
00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:34,214
The way our minds work.

1047
00:44:34,298 --> 00:44:35,841
Look at that.

1048
00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:36,925
Do me a favor.

1049
00:44:37,009 --> 00:44:39,469
Set the watch ahead
like you're on a plane
and just changed time zones.

1050
00:44:39,595 --> 00:44:41,263
Not a problem.

1051
00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:42,973
Unscrew that,

1052
00:44:44,308 --> 00:44:45,475
just hit the button.

1053
00:44:45,642 --> 00:44:46,810
Excuse me,
flight attendant,

1054
00:44:46,894 --> 00:44:49,438
the man next to me
would appear to be
detonating a bomb.

1055
00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:52,274
You think this looks
like a bomb.

1056
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,735
Even right now,
I'm not 100% sure it isn't.

1057
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,195
(BUZZING)

1058
00:44:56,612 --> 00:44:57,738
I think maybe once people
get used to it...

1059
00:44:57,946 --> 00:44:59,031
No.

1060
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:05,579
I was angry.

1061
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,916
You were saying things
about the Apple ll,

1062
00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:10,584
and the way you were
treating the team...

1063
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,044
Woz.

1064
00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:14,129
You get a free pass
for life.

1065
00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:15,339
I got to get back onstage.

1066
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:17,549
We got, like, two minutes
of rehearsal time left.

1067
00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:20,636
Do you understand
how condescending
that just was?

1068
00:45:21,011 --> 00:45:22,012
Maybe you don't.

1069
00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:23,263
I don't want to see you
get dragged off

1070
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:24,556
an airplane in
plastic handcuffs.

1071
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,058
I get a free pass
for life from you?

1072
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,392
(SCOFFS)

1073
00:45:27,517 --> 00:45:29,269
You give out the passes?

1074
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,395
You give them to me?

1075
00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:31,772
You're gonna have a stroke,
little buddy.

1076
00:45:31,939 --> 00:45:33,398
What did you do?

1077
00:45:33,523 --> 00:45:35,025
What did you do?

1078
00:45:37,486 --> 00:45:38,904
Why has Lisa
not heard of me?

1079
00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:41,114
Shit, man,
how many fourth-graders
have heard of you?

1080
00:45:42,741 --> 00:45:43,951
You can't write code.

1081
00:45:44,368 --> 00:45:46,912
You're not an engineer.
You're not a designer.

1082
00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,248
You can't put
a hammer to a nail.

1083
00:45:49,331 --> 00:45:50,707
I built the circuit board.

1084
00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,626
The graphical
interface was stolen

1085
00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:53,710
from Xerox PARC.

1086
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,003
Jef Raskin was the leader
of the Mac team

1087
00:45:55,087 --> 00:45:56,922
before you threw him off
his own project.

1088
00:45:57,464 --> 00:45:58,966
Everything! Someone else
designed the box.

1089
00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:04,680
So, how come 1 O times
in a day I read
"Steve Jobs is a genius"?

1090
00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:07,683
What do you do?

1091
00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:10,018
I play the orchestra.

1092
00:46:10,102 --> 00:46:11,520
And you're a good musician.

1093
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,522
You sit right there.
You're the best
in your row.

1094
00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:15,816
WOZNIAK: I came here
to clear the air!

1095
00:46:15,983 --> 00:46:17,025
Do you know
why I came here?

1096
00:46:17,109 --> 00:46:18,277
Didn't you just
answer that?

1097
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,195
I came here because
you're gonna get killed.

1098
00:46:21,321 --> 00:46:22,990
Your computer's gonna fail.

1099
00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:26,493
You had
a college and university
advisory board

1100
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:29,621
telling you they need
a powerful workstation
for $2,000 to $3,000.

1101
00:46:29,788 --> 00:46:31,623
You've priced NeXT
at $6,500.

1102
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:34,418
And that doesn't include
the optional
$3,000 hard drive,

1103
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,878
which people will discover
isn't optional.

1104
00:46:37,045 --> 00:46:40,090
Because the optical disk
is too weak to do anything.

1105
00:46:40,173 --> 00:46:41,842
And the $2,500 laser printer

1106
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:44,261
brings the total
to $12,000.

1107
00:46:44,428 --> 00:46:45,512
And, in the entire world,

1108
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:49,224
you are the only person
who oares that it's housed
in a perfect oube.

1109
00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:51,393
You're gonna get killed.

1110
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,645
And I came here
to stand next to you
while that happens

1111
00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:55,856
because that's what
friends do.

1112
00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:59,276
That's what men do.
I don't need your "pass."

1113
00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:03,113
We go back,
so don't talk to me
like I'm other people.

1114
00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:05,699
I'm the only one
that knows

1115
00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:08,118
that this guy here
is someone you invented.

1116
00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:13,248
I'm standing by you
because that perfect cube,
that does nothing,

1117
00:47:13,415 --> 00:47:15,917
is about to be
the single biggest failure

1118
00:47:16,418 --> 00:47:18,378
in the history of
personal computing.

1119
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,549
Tell me something else
I don't know.

1120
00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:30,057
Back onstage?

1121
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:33,143
We're out of time.
They've got to mop the stage
and open the house.

1122
00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:36,605
If it crashes,
it crashes, right?

1123
00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:39,399
You'll make a joke.

1124
00:47:39,483 --> 00:47:41,193
I'll make a joke.

1125
00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:43,612
If it crashes,
it crashes.

1126
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:47,240
It's a good slogan.
"NeXT. If it crashes,
it crashes."

1127
00:47:47,366 --> 00:47:49,451
I'm not just talking
about the demo, Steve.

1128
00:47:49,618 --> 00:47:51,787
If it tanks,
we don't swallow cyanide.

1129
00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:53,538
We go back to
the drawing board.

1130
00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:54,790
No more drawing boards.

1131
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:57,125
Invent the Edsel twice,
you don't get any more
drawing boards.

1132
00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:58,877
Tell me
what the plan is.

1133
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,046
You have to tell me
the plan, because
I don't know.

1134
00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:04,132
You're walking around
like you've got
"can't lose" cards.

1135
00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:08,470
The plan will
reveal itself to you
when you're ready to see it.

1136
00:48:08,970 --> 00:48:10,806
Will I have to drop acid?

1137
00:48:11,515 --> 00:48:12,891
Couldn't hurt.

1138
00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:14,559
Is there a plan?

1139
00:48:14,643 --> 00:48:16,228
Have I ever let you down?

1140
00:48:16,311 --> 00:48:17,813
Every single goddamn time.

1141
00:48:17,979 --> 00:48:18,980
Then I'm due.

1142
00:48:19,106 --> 00:48:20,399
Is there?

1143
00:48:20,482 --> 00:48:21,983
Joanna, there's a plan.

1144
00:48:22,109 --> 00:48:25,278
I just don't wanna
put you in a position
where you're lying to people.

1145
00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:26,947
(SIGHS)

1146
00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:30,742
Start 15 minutes late
so Avie can recompile

1147
00:48:30,826 --> 00:48:32,119
and give us
a fighting chance.

1148
00:48:32,202 --> 00:48:33,787
Jesus Christ! How many times
are we gonna have this...

1149
00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:35,247
We're not
starting late ever!
Fine!

1150
00:48:35,414 --> 00:48:38,333
We're not ever
starting late!
"...ever starting late."

1151
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:41,086
But where do you come down
on starting late?

1152
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:45,006
(SNAPS FINGERS)

1153
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:51,179
Lisa's been
doing this thing

1154
00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:54,474
where she asks me about stuff
I've already told her.

1155
00:48:54,558 --> 00:48:57,602
She asks me questions,
and I know she already
knows the answers.

1156
00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:58,687
What's that about?

1157
00:48:59,729 --> 00:49:00,939
JOANNA: Kids do that
when they're scared

1158
00:49:01,022 --> 00:49:02,858
one of their parents
is in a bad mood.

1159
00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:06,278
They try to get you talking
about something you like.

1160
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,779
It's very common
and can be treated

1161
00:49:07,863 --> 00:49:11,199
by talking to her
about things she likes.

1162
00:49:12,451 --> 00:49:16,037
Do you have any experience
or training in this field?

1163
00:49:16,246 --> 00:49:17,247
No.

1164
00:49:17,873 --> 00:49:19,541
Tell them to open the house.

1165
00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:27,924
Where's Lisa?

1166
00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:29,551
She's around.

1167
00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:32,554
STEVE: What does that mean?

1168
00:49:32,888 --> 00:49:34,806
CHRISANN: She's running
around the building.

1169
00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:37,434
STEVE: An hour ago,
you said you were
taking her to sohool.

1170
00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:38,810
CHRISANN: She begged me
to let her stay.

1171
00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:41,146
There are fathers
who would so love...

1172
00:49:41,229 --> 00:49:44,399
It is wrong, okay?
It is morally wrong,
it's parentally wrong.

1173
00:49:45,317 --> 00:49:48,320
It is wrong for you
to use Lisa as a way of
getting money from me.

1174
00:49:48,737 --> 00:49:50,030
She'll know,
if she doesn't already,

1175
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,823
that that is your
primary use for her.

1176
00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:53,450
And she will hate you
for the rest of your life.

1177
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,743
She will see,
if she doesn't already,

1178
00:49:54,868 --> 00:49:57,329
that her mother is a woman
who stands up to men.
(VVATER SPLASHING)

1179
00:49:57,412 --> 00:49:58,997
STEVE: By living off
of them.

1180
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,875
By not letting
myself be imprisoned
and degraded by them.

1181
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:03,835
(FLUSHES TOILET)

1182
00:50:04,336 --> 00:50:06,421
Imprisoned?
I can't get rid of you.

1183
00:50:07,756 --> 00:50:10,175
I need a doctor,
and I need a dentist.

1184
00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:13,220
I dropped out of college
after a semester, but,
okay, let's have a look.

1185
00:50:13,303 --> 00:50:14,930
You will support
your daughter
and her mother.

1186
00:50:15,931 --> 00:50:18,141
Did you pay someone $1,500
to bless your house?

1187
00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,810
Did you hear
what I said?
Did you?

1188
00:50:20,894 --> 00:50:22,604
I don't remember
how much it was, Steve.

1189
00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:23,897
It was $1,500.

1190
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,190
They don't do it
for free.

1191
00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:27,067
They don't.
They charge $1,500.

1192
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:28,151
How I spend...

1193
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:29,861
Fuck. You know what?
I'm not even...

1194
00:50:29,945 --> 00:50:32,614
Were you about to say,
"How I spend my money
is none of your business"?

1195
00:50:33,657 --> 00:50:36,701
I have a sinus infection,
and I need to see
a dentist, too.

1196
00:50:36,785 --> 00:50:39,496
So you can see how
your "blessing" budget
could have been better spent.

1197
00:50:39,579 --> 00:50:41,248
Like on a perfect cube?

1198
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,835
Look at me, Chrisann.
What?

1199
00:50:45,961 --> 00:50:47,003
You know
who I am, right?

1200
00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:48,088
Yes.

1201
00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:49,464
And you know
I know people.

1202
00:50:49,548 --> 00:50:51,550
What are you talking about?
Look at me.

1203
00:50:51,633 --> 00:50:54,302
And you know
the people I know,
they know people.

1204
00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:55,887
What is this?

1205
00:50:55,971 --> 00:50:58,098
If I ever hear again
that you've thrown

1206
00:50:58,181 --> 00:50:59,349
a cereal bowl
at Lisa's head...

1207
00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:01,685
What?
...my private line's
gonna ring.

1208
00:51:01,768 --> 00:51:04,646
And a voice on
the other end is
gonna say, "We're all set."

1209
00:51:04,771 --> 00:51:06,856
That's how I'll learn
that you're dead.
Are you...

1210
00:51:07,315 --> 00:51:08,942
I threw the bowl
on the floor.

1211
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:10,777
I didn't throw it
atherhead.

1212
00:51:11,111 --> 00:51:12,529
She wasn't even
in the room!

1213
00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:13,863
She was nowhere...

1214
00:51:13,947 --> 00:51:15,323
I threw the bowl
on the floor.

1215
00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:18,577
She's a little girl.
You're scaring her.

1216
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:21,121
I'm a grown man.
You're scaring me.

1217
00:51:21,204 --> 00:51:23,206
Taking out the garbage
is a chore.

1218
00:51:23,290 --> 00:51:25,375
Clearing the table
is a chore.

1219
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,044
Waking you up in the morning
is just fucking creepy.

1220
00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,630
Please teach me more
about being a parent.

1221
00:51:30,714 --> 00:51:31,798
We're all done here.

1222
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:34,342
It means so muoh ooming
from someone who won't
admit he is one.

1223
00:51:34,467 --> 00:51:36,386
Stop screaming at Lisa.
I give her responsibilities!

1224
00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:38,680
Got it.
And one day she's
gonna thank rne for it!

1225
00:51:38,847 --> 00:51:40,390
Probably in your sleep.
Fuck off!

1226
00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:41,725
Okay.

1227
00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:44,394
(DOOR OPENS)
I never... I never threw
anything at her head!

1228
00:51:44,728 --> 00:51:45,979
Steve...

1229
00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:48,523
I never would.

1230
00:51:49,482 --> 00:51:52,694
Things don't become so
because you say so.

1231
00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,532
There'll be more money
in your account
by the end of business.

1232
00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:02,245
(SOBS)

1233
00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:08,376
Were you being nice?

1234
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:09,502
Oh, yeah.

1235
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,383
(sesame)

1236
00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:16,551
<i>JOANNA: Andy's next.</i>

1237
00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:19,262
Hertzfeld or Cunningham?

1238
00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:20,472
Hertzfeld.

1239
00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:23,558
He's playing
with Avie Tevanian
on the computer backstage.

1240
00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:25,393
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1241
00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:29,731
<i>WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
the house is now open.</i>

1242
00:52:41,868 --> 00:52:43,620
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1243
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:46,665
...playing in front
of thousands of people.

1244
00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:47,749
Steve!

1245
00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:51,586
Can he do it later, Joel?
We go in eight minutes.

1246
00:52:51,670 --> 00:52:53,588
Can I just get
a quick reaction
to the press this morning?

1247
00:52:53,672 --> 00:52:55,548
Vvhataboutfl?
The size of it,
the volume.

1248
00:52:55,632 --> 00:52:56,800
I'll tell you
on background...

1249
00:52:56,883 --> 00:52:57,967
I was hoping for
a quote from Steve.

1250
00:52:58,051 --> 00:52:59,386
I'll tell you
on background

1251
00:52:59,469 --> 00:53:01,846
that I've never seen
anything like it
in the tech industry.

1252
00:53:01,930 --> 00:53:03,223
I called
<i>The Wall Street Journal</i>

1253
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:04,683
to take out
a full-page ad for today,

1254
00:53:04,766 --> 00:53:07,102
and do you know what
their sales guy said?

1255
00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:11,523
"Why bother? It'd be like
notifying Macy's that
tomorrow is Christmas."

1256
00:53:11,606 --> 00:53:13,108
You saw the Stewart Alsop
newsletter?

1257
00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:14,192
I did.

1258
00:53:14,275 --> 00:53:15,985
I'm sorry, Joanna,
I need to get Steve
on the record.

1259
00:53:16,069 --> 00:53:20,365
The headline was,
"Dear NeXT, when can I get
my machine?"

1260
00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:21,616
When can he?

1261
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:24,786
We'll announce
the ship date in the next
eight to 1 O weeks.

1262
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,246
Alsop's not talking
about the ship date.

1263
00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:28,415
He wants to know
when he can get
one to play with.

1264
00:53:28,498 --> 00:53:30,709
We have a lot of
respect for Stewart Alsop,

1265
00:53:30,792 --> 00:53:32,419
and we want to get
a machine into his hands

1266
00:53:32,502 --> 00:53:34,254
so he can tell
his subscribers about it.

1267
00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:37,132
When will that be?
Very soon.

1268
00:53:37,215 --> 00:53:40,885
A couple of days?
A week? Off the record.

1269
00:53:40,969 --> 00:53:42,137
(TURNS OFF)

1270
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:45,140
Off the record?
Completely.

1271
00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:46,224
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
We think...

1272
00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:47,475
He'll get it
when it's finished.

1273
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:49,978
It's not finished?

1274
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:51,396
STEVE: It's almost finished.

1275
00:53:51,479 --> 00:53:53,231
I've been
watching you rehearse
the demo for three weeks.

1276
00:53:53,314 --> 00:53:54,274
STEVE: Yeah.

1277
00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:55,775
What's left?
STEVE: A little thing.

1278
00:53:55,859 --> 00:53:57,610
What?
I think that's...

1279
00:53:57,694 --> 00:54:00,655
We're off the record,
and Joel's always been
good at understanding nuance.

1280
00:54:00,739 --> 00:54:02,949
What's left to finish?

1281
00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:06,578
I guess, in layman's terms,
you'd have to say
we don't have an OS.

1282
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,000
An operating system?
Yeah.

1283
00:54:13,501 --> 00:54:14,502
JOEL: What do you mean?

1284
00:54:14,836 --> 00:54:16,921
Well, the OS is
what runs the computer.

1285
00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:19,090
In fact, it sort of
is the computer.

1286
00:54:19,174 --> 00:54:21,384
How has it been running?
How's it gonna run
this morning?

1287
00:54:21,509 --> 00:54:24,095
What do you mean,
you don't have an OS?

1288
00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:25,764
STEVE: It's like this.

1289
00:54:25,847 --> 00:54:27,682
<i>Avie Tevanian
is our Chief
Software Designer,</i>

1290
00:54:27,766 --> 00:54:29,100
<i>and he wrote a demo program.</i>

1291
00:54:29,184 --> 00:54:30,477
<i>It's like we built
a great car,</i>

1292
00:54:30,602 --> 00:54:31,811
<i>but we haven't built
the engine.</i>

1293
00:54:31,895 --> 00:54:34,939
<i>So we put a golf-cart battery
in there to make it go
for a little bit.</i>

1294
00:54:35,023 --> 00:54:37,859
All this computer knows
how to do right now
is demonstrate itself.

1295
00:54:38,026 --> 00:54:40,236
You're telling me
the only thing you've built
is a black cube?

1296
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,322
Yes. Yeah.

1297
00:54:42,405 --> 00:54:44,365
But isn't it
the coolest black cube
you've ever seen?

1298
00:54:44,449 --> 00:54:46,034
Is this...
We're off the record.

1299
00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:48,536
Is this a strategy
or a problem,
because if it's a problem...

1300
00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:51,414
Do not share
proprietary knowledge
with that man.

1301
00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:54,793
It's not a problem.

1302
00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:56,544
I wouldn't
understand it anyway.

1303
00:54:56,628 --> 00:54:59,047
I don't understand it either,
and my name's on the patents.

1304
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,131
It's got email.

1305
00:55:00,423 --> 00:55:02,801
STEVE: Well,
email's not just for
tech specialists anymore.

1306
00:55:02,884 --> 00:55:04,135
Well, it is,
but it won't be.

1307
00:55:04,219 --> 00:55:06,888
And I assume an email sent
on a NeXT computer

1308
00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:09,265
can only be received
by a NeXT computer?

1309
00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:11,643
Closed, end-to-end.

1310
00:55:11,726 --> 00:55:12,685
The new trash can is wrong.

1311
00:55:12,769 --> 00:55:14,646
I wanna tell you I appreciate
all the hours you put into it,

1312
00:55:14,729 --> 00:55:17,106
but I can't because
of how terrible it is.

1313
00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:19,859
Go back to the other one.

1314
00:55:19,943 --> 00:55:22,278
And why are we still giving
three options on the clock?

1315
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:23,530
How many options
do you wanna give?

1316
00:55:23,947 --> 00:55:26,115
Two. "Buy it"
or "Don't."

1317
00:55:26,241 --> 00:55:28,368
Can I talk to you
for a second?
Abso-fruitly.

1318
00:55:28,618 --> 00:55:29,661
Uh, look, man,

1319
00:55:29,744 --> 00:55:31,246
Avie's been recompiling,
but he says

1320
00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:33,164
there may be some
glitches this morning.

1321
00:55:33,248 --> 00:55:34,833
If all there are,
are some glitches,

1322
00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:37,585
it'll be a triumph of
miraculous magnitude.

1323
00:55:37,669 --> 00:55:39,838
Why are you
translating for Avie?

1324
00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:41,756
HERTZFELD: I didn't want him
to find out the hard way

1325
00:55:41,923 --> 00:55:43,758
your position on
glitches in a demo,

1326
00:55:43,842 --> 00:55:45,760
but it sounds like
you've mellowed.

1327
00:55:45,844 --> 00:55:48,805
I've been growing, Andy.
I've been learning
to love myself.

1328
00:55:49,097 --> 00:55:51,516
Mmm, I wouldn't have
ever dreamed that
was a problem.

1329
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:54,352
Fantastic burn.
You need to go to your seat.

1330
00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:57,355
How about Lisa,
getting into a school
for gifted kids?

1331
00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:59,440
STEVE: Yeah, she was tested,
and it turns out
she can fly.

1332
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:00,900
HERTZFELD: But, seriously,
it's a big deal.

1333
00:56:00,984 --> 00:56:03,736
I know it's a big deal.
That's why I built
the school a building.

1334
00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:06,698
Well, I'm sure
that's not why she got in.

1335
00:56:06,781 --> 00:56:08,449
Really?

1336
00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:10,827
Can I show you
something funny
from Macworld?

1337
00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,457
I can't think of anything
I have to do right now.

1338
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:18,293
It'll make you
feelgood.

1339
00:56:18,376 --> 00:56:19,586
HERTZFELD: Joanna!
Look at this!

1340
00:56:19,669 --> 00:56:21,588
Oh, Andy, he's only got
a couple of minutes.

1341
00:56:21,671 --> 00:56:24,591
It's Guy Kawasaki
writing in Macworld.
You're gonna like this.

1342
00:56:24,674 --> 00:56:26,217
Well, can we all
enjoy it later?

1343
00:56:26,301 --> 00:56:31,055
He wrote a parody
press release about Apple
buying NeXT for your OS.

1344
00:56:31,139 --> 00:56:34,058
He imagines a near future,
where Apple needs your OS

1345
00:56:34,142 --> 00:56:37,687
and has to buy NeXT,
and you come back as CEO.

1346
00:56:38,021 --> 00:56:41,816
He has Gates saying,
"There would now be
more innovations from Jobs

1347
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,526
"that Microsoft could copy."

1348
00:56:46,029 --> 00:56:47,739
You can read it later.

1349
00:56:47,822 --> 00:56:49,741
Thanks.

1350
00:56:49,824 --> 00:56:52,410
She would've gotten in
without you donating
a building.

1351
00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:55,663
Still, it's something to
talk about in the interview.

1352
00:56:58,333 --> 00:56:59,459
(SIGHS)

1353
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:01,127
All right. Good luck.

1354
00:57:01,669 --> 00:57:02,670
Thanks.

1355
00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:07,008
Give that to me.
I'll throw it out
for you.

1356
00:57:07,342 --> 00:57:08,468
I'm gonna hang on to it.

1357
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:12,096
What?

1358
00:57:12,347 --> 00:57:13,348
What?

1359
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:15,600
You ready for Sculley?

1360
00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:19,729
Excuse me! Lisa!

1361
00:57:21,022 --> 00:57:22,023
You can't shout!

1362
00:57:26,986 --> 00:57:28,071
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1363
00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:30,698
Lisa?

1364
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,251
You have to go.

1365
00:57:44,671 --> 00:57:47,840
It's dangerous up here.
That's why I make
other people do it.

1366
00:57:50,093 --> 00:57:51,928
Who are you hiding from,
me or your mom?

1367
00:57:52,929 --> 00:57:54,514
I'm not hiding.

1368
00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:56,391
Let's go.

1369
00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,068
What were you
listening to?

1370
00:58:08,277 --> 00:58:11,614
I'm listening to
two versions of
the same song.

1371
00:58:11,698 --> 00:58:12,865
And then,
when I get to the end,

1372
00:58:12,949 --> 00:58:15,284
I rewind to listen
to them again.

1373
00:58:15,368 --> 00:58:18,621
It's the same song,
but the versions
are different.

1374
00:58:19,414 --> 00:58:21,207
What's the song?
Okay.

1375
00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:24,293
So, it's a really old song,
and it's called
<i>Both Sides,</i> Now.

1376
00:58:25,336 --> 00:58:26,879
<i>"Both Sides, NOW"?</i>

1377
00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:28,673
Yeah.

1378
00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:30,800
What's it about?

1379
00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:35,138
It's about...
There are three verses.
Clouds, love, and life.

1380
00:58:35,221 --> 00:58:39,809
And the person singing
is singing that
they used to think of...

1381
00:58:39,892 --> 00:58:41,686
That they used
to think about...

1382
00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:43,438
Clouds, love, and life?

1383
00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:47,859
Right. One way, yeah,
but now they look at them
another way, and they...

1384
00:58:48,026 --> 00:58:49,402
They've come to
the conclusion that

1385
00:58:49,485 --> 00:58:52,405
they really
don't know clouds,
love, or life at all.

1386
00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:56,325
Those are the exact words.

1387
00:58:56,409 --> 00:58:57,827
Yeah, Joni Mitchell,

1388
00:58:57,910 --> 00:59:01,664
'cause it's not
a really old song,
unless I'm a really old guy.

1389
00:59:02,999 --> 00:59:04,417
You have to go
to school now.

1390
00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:08,296
Do you want rne to tell you
the differences
between the two versions?

1391
00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:10,089
Right now.

1392
00:59:10,173 --> 00:59:13,384
The first version
is the kind of thing
that you would call girlish.

1393
00:59:13,551 --> 00:59:15,511
I didn't mean I want to know
the difference right now.

1394
00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:18,139
I meant you have to
go to school right now.

1395
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:19,849
I can stay and watch.

1396
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:22,351
You are truant.
You're committing a crime.

1397
00:59:22,435 --> 00:59:24,771
I'm not gonna miss
anything important.

1398
00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:26,230
How do you know?

1399
00:59:26,314 --> 00:59:27,523
I read ahead.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1400
00:59:28,149 --> 00:59:30,902
The Pilgrims make it
to the New World.

1401
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:32,820
Then, the Declaration
of Independence.

1402
00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:34,697
Yeah, you skipped
a couple of centuries.

1403
00:59:34,864 --> 00:59:35,907
Steve?

1404
00:59:36,324 --> 00:59:37,658
Chrisann's out there.

1405
00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:40,161
(CROWD APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)

1406
00:59:44,707 --> 00:59:46,250
STEVE: Let's go!

1407
00:59:46,584 --> 00:59:48,002
Can I make my case
for staying?

1408
00:59:48,336 --> 00:59:49,378
Nope.

1409
00:59:49,545 --> 00:59:51,047
(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)

1410
01:00:08,731 --> 01:00:09,899
She was with me.

1411
01:00:09,982 --> 01:00:11,609
Come on. Your dad
doesn't want us to stay.

1412
01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:13,820
That's not true.
That's not...

1413
01:00:14,821 --> 01:00:16,322
You have to be
in school, is all.

1414
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,699
I'm committing
a crime right now,

1415
01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:20,785
and I don't
wanna get in trouble.

1416
01:00:20,952 --> 01:00:22,411
You're not in trouble.
I was kidding.

1417
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:24,872
Okay.

1418
01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:27,625
Hey. What was
the second version?

1419
01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,294
You said the first
version was girlish,
what was the second version?

1420
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,798
I can't really
think of the word.

1421
01:00:34,382 --> 01:00:35,508
Okay. Well,
have a good day at school.

1422
01:00:35,591 --> 01:00:36,592
"Regretful."

1423
01:00:37,051 --> 01:00:38,052
What?

1424
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:40,221
Like, wishing you
could go back
and do things different.

1425
01:00:41,013 --> 01:00:42,390
You're too young
to be regretful.

1426
01:00:43,057 --> 01:00:44,767
Not me.

1427
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:47,562
The person
singing the song.

1428
01:00:48,479 --> 01:00:51,482
Got it. "Regretful."
That makes sense because...

1429
01:00:55,403 --> 01:00:56,821
I wanna live with you.

1430
01:01:08,374 --> 01:01:09,584
(DOOR CLOSES)

1431
01:01:10,001 --> 01:01:11,419
Six minutes.

1432
01:01:11,586 --> 01:01:13,963
You want to see Sculley?
No.

1433
01:01:23,264 --> 01:01:25,975
SCULLEY: You know all
those times I told you,
you needed security?

1434
01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:27,643
Here's why.

1435
01:01:33,941 --> 01:01:36,527
STEVE: I don't know how
it is I've gotten older
and you haven't.

1436
01:01:37,153 --> 01:01:39,655
Some deal with the devil
I was never offered.

1437
01:01:40,281 --> 01:01:42,825
So, you know
what I've been thinking
for the last four years?

1438
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:46,329
As it turns out, John,
I've never known
what you were thinking.

1439
01:01:46,412 --> 01:01:48,664
No newborn baby
has control.

1440
01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:51,083
Do you know what
I'm talking about?

1441
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:53,294
In '84,
before the Mac: launch.
You said...

1442
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,378
Yeah.

1443
01:01:54,462 --> 01:01:56,881
You said that being adopted
meant you didn't
have control.

1444
01:01:56,964 --> 01:01:58,216
We're starting
in a minute, so...

1445
01:01:58,299 --> 01:02:00,384
Why do people think
I fired you?

1446
01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:02,595
It's fine, John.
It's all behind us.

1447
01:02:06,432 --> 01:02:07,433
<i>SCULLEY'. IS it?</i>

1448
01:02:07,516 --> 01:02:08,768
Hmm?

1449
01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:11,103
Don't play stupid.
You can't pull it off.

1450
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:16,484
You came here to ask me
why people think
you fired me?

1451
01:02:16,651 --> 01:02:18,486
Why do people think
I fired you?

1452
01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:22,323
Just confirm
something for me, okay?

1453
01:02:23,616 --> 01:02:25,076
You liked the ad.

1454
01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:27,495
Right? The commercial,
<i>1984.</i> You liked it.

1455
01:02:27,662 --> 01:02:29,330
SCULLEY: When are you
gonna get furniture?

1456
01:02:29,455 --> 01:02:30,957
STEVE: It's HOT
an easy process.

1457
01:02:31,332 --> 01:02:33,459
SCULLEY: It is.
You buy a couch,
take it from there.

1458
01:02:33,626 --> 01:02:34,919
I'd be really surprised
if you came here

1459
01:02:35,002 --> 01:02:36,462
to talk about
interior decorating.

1460
01:02:36,629 --> 01:02:37,755
I liked the ad very much.

1461
01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:39,090
You did?
You know I did.

1462
01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:41,259
You're a lying
son of a bitch
who tried to kill it.

1463
01:02:41,342 --> 01:02:42,969
It's time to take
a hard look at the Mac.

1464
01:02:43,052 --> 01:02:44,136
It's past time.

1465
01:02:44,345 --> 01:02:45,680
It's overpriced.

1466
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:50,142
We need to drop it to $1,995.
We need to double
the marketing budget,

1467
01:02:50,226 --> 01:02:53,479
put more bodies on
an internal hard drive
and invest in FileServer.

1468
01:02:53,562 --> 01:02:55,273
Where the hell did you
get the idea that
I tried to kill...

1469
01:02:55,356 --> 01:02:56,816
Lee Clow.
Lee's wrong.

1470
01:02:56,899 --> 01:02:58,484
He's lying?
He's mistaken.

1471
01:02:58,567 --> 01:02:59,902
SCULLEY: Where would
the money come from?

1472
01:02:59,986 --> 01:03:02,280
It would come from
finally getting rid
of the Apple ll.

1473
01:03:02,363 --> 01:03:04,240
The Apple ll
is the only thing
making money.

1474
01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:05,408
You agreed with the board.

1475
01:03:05,491 --> 01:03:07,285
I understood
the board's oonoerns,
but I...

1476
01:03:07,368 --> 01:03:09,328
The board's concerns
that we didn't show
the product?

1477
01:03:09,412 --> 01:03:10,788
Among other things,
but my question was...

1478
01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:13,291
What other things?
Honestly, I'm just asking
'cause I'm curious.

1479
01:03:13,374 --> 01:03:14,458
You said
"among other things."

1480
01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:17,169
Among other things.
It was set in
a dystopian galaxy.

1481
01:03:17,253 --> 01:03:19,130
It took place on
a planet where
we don't live.

1482
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:21,299
It was dark,
and the opposite
of our brand.

1483
01:03:21,382 --> 01:03:23,342
And we didn't show
the product.

1484
01:03:23,509 --> 01:03:27,138
People talked about the ad,
but most of them didn't know
what we were selling.

1485
01:03:27,388 --> 01:03:29,432
The Mac needs
to sell for $1,995.

1486
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:31,350
There is no market
research telling us

1487
01:03:31,434 --> 01:03:33,519
that the Mac is failing
because it's overpriced.

1488
01:03:33,602 --> 01:03:35,396
It's telling us that
people don't like it

1489
01:03:35,521 --> 01:03:37,273
because they think it
doesn't do anything.

1490
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,108
It's closed, end-to-end.

1491
01:03:39,734 --> 01:03:42,111
We didn't know it wasn't
what people wanted,
butflisnfi.

1492
01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:44,238
They want slots,
they want choices,
they want options.

1493
01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:46,699
The way we buy stereos,
mix and match components.

1494
01:03:46,782 --> 01:03:47,867
John, listen to me.

1495
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:49,660
Whoever said
the customer is
always right was,

1496
01:03:49,744 --> 01:03:50,870
I promise you, a customer.

1497
01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:52,163
It had skinheads in it.

1498
01:03:52,246 --> 01:03:54,206
She was liberating them.
Liberating the skinheads.

1499
01:03:54,290 --> 01:03:56,500
The ad didn't have
anything to do
with fucking skinheads!

1500
01:03:56,584 --> 01:03:58,085
We used them as
fucking extras.

1501
01:03:58,169 --> 01:03:59,628
Nobody even knows
they were skinheads!

1502
01:03:59,712 --> 01:04:01,213
I'm just saying,
the board had concerns...

1503
01:04:01,297 --> 01:04:03,466
You invented
lifestyle advertising.

1504
01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:05,760
And "our brand"
was my brand.

1505
01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:08,429
My job is to make
a recommendation
to the board.

1506
01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:10,097
We showed a lot
of happy people
drinking Pepsi.

1507
01:04:10,264 --> 01:04:13,225
We didn't say
the world was going to end
if you bought a Dr. Pepper!

1508
01:04:13,309 --> 01:04:14,560
Recommend that
we drop the price

1509
01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:15,853
and double
the marketing budget.

1510
01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:16,937
I can't.

1511
01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:18,731
And we showed the product!

1512
01:04:18,814 --> 01:04:21,067
We showed it being opened,
we showed it being poured,

1513
01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:22,234
being consumed!

1514
01:04:22,318 --> 01:04:24,445
What are you gonna do?
Recommend that
we kill the Mac?

1515
01:04:24,612 --> 01:04:26,447
I already have, Steve.

1516
01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:28,908
What?

1517
01:04:29,784 --> 01:04:30,743
When?

1518
01:04:30,826 --> 01:04:32,203
You think the secret to
yoursuccess

1519
01:04:32,286 --> 01:04:34,705
was not assuming
people knew what to do
with a can of soda?

1520
01:04:34,789 --> 01:04:36,707
I didn't kill
the ad, Steve!

1521
01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:38,334
I'm the only reason
it made it on the air!

1522
01:04:38,626 --> 01:04:39,835
Just now.

1523
01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:42,129
An hour ago,
I'm coming from
Markkula's house.

1524
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:43,714
What did he say?

1525
01:04:45,174 --> 01:04:47,259
What did he say?
Invent something new.

1526
01:04:47,343 --> 01:04:48,928
I'll give you a team,
you can sit in Maui.

1527
01:04:49,011 --> 01:04:50,596
The resorts come
with couches.

1528
01:04:51,514 --> 01:04:54,809
Wait a rninute. Are you saying
you recommended
terminating the Mac?

1529
01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,603
Or you recommended taking me
off the Mac team?

1530
01:04:57,686 --> 01:04:59,605
We bought three spots
in the Super Bowl.

1531
01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:00,856
Two 30s and a 60.

1532
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,650
And after we screened it,
the board wanted
that money back,

1533
01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:04,402
and they asked me to
sell off the spots.

1534
01:05:04,485 --> 01:05:06,737
Chiat/Day sold off
the two 30s,
but not the 60,

1535
01:05:06,821 --> 01:05:08,114
and I let it be known
to Lee Clow

1536
01:05:08,197 --> 01:05:09,698
that if he didn't try
very hard

1537
01:05:09,782 --> 01:05:12,201
to sell the last spot,
I wouldn't be unhappy.

1538
01:05:12,284 --> 01:05:13,786
If we drop the price
and double the budget...

1539
01:05:13,869 --> 01:05:15,746
You can't drop the price
or double the budget!

1540
01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:18,582
I mean, the only way
to do that is to take
money out of the Apple ll.

1541
01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:21,377
The Apple ll
should embarrass you.
It embarrasses me.

1542
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,878
It doesn't embarrass
the shareholders.

1543
01:05:22,962 --> 01:05:24,547
I don't give a shit
about the shareholders!

1544
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:27,133
That's why I hired you,
so I don't ever have to hear
about shareholders!

1545
01:05:27,216 --> 01:05:28,592
The shareholders
are my problem,

1546
01:05:28,676 --> 01:05:30,761
and the board represents
the shareholders!

1547
01:05:30,845 --> 01:05:32,430
That's how it works!

1548
01:05:32,513 --> 01:05:35,057
You sure it wasn't Lee Clow
who dragged his feet
selling the 60?

1549
01:05:35,141 --> 01:05:37,309
At my direction, Steve.

1550
01:05:37,393 --> 01:05:40,271
You think he would have
done that on his own,
taken it on himself?

1551
01:05:40,354 --> 01:05:43,107
Yeah. I think he would've
done what it took
to save it from you.

1552
01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:44,942
I was the only thing
protecting it!

1553
01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:45,985
You didn't want the ad

1554
01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:48,612
because you were trying
to kill the Mac: two months
before it launched!

1555
01:05:48,696 --> 01:05:50,197
You are fucking delusional!

1556
01:05:52,491 --> 01:05:53,492
(SIGHS)

1557
01:05:53,701 --> 01:05:55,619
Can I mention
something to you?
Sure.

1558
01:05:55,703 --> 01:05:57,746
I have no earthly idea
why you're here.

1559
01:05:59,707 --> 01:06:02,835
The story of why
and how you left Apple,

1560
01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:05,754
which is quickly
becoming mythologized,
isn't true.

1561
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,339
I'm gonna take this
to the board myself.

1562
01:06:07,423 --> 01:06:08,966
Don't do that.
lam doing that.

1563
01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:10,050
You can't.

1564
01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:11,135
Why?

1565
01:06:12,678 --> 01:06:15,556
They believe you're
no longer necessary
to this company.

1566
01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:21,061
I get hate mail.

1567
01:06:23,105 --> 01:06:24,273
<i>Death threats.</i>

1568
01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:27,568
I get death threats!

1569
01:06:28,736 --> 01:06:30,279
<i>My kids are getting taunted.</i>

1570
01:06:30,696 --> 01:06:33,199
Why do people think
I fired you?

1571
01:06:34,909 --> 01:06:36,785
Joanna's gonna call
my name in a second.

1572
01:06:36,952 --> 01:06:38,704
JOANNA: Steve?
That was unrehearsed.

1573
01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:40,331
STEVE: Yeah, I'll be there
in just a second!

1574
01:06:40,414 --> 01:06:41,957
I gave you
your day in court.

1575
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:44,627
You "gave" me?
I gave the board
a clear choice.

1576
01:06:44,710 --> 01:06:46,629
I said, "Do you want to
invest in the Apple ll
or the Mac?"

1577
01:06:46,754 --> 01:06:47,880
And they chose
the Apple ll.

1578
01:06:47,963 --> 01:06:49,840
The same people
who wanted to dump
the Super Bowl spot.

1579
01:06:49,924 --> 01:06:51,884
And then I got on
a plane to China.

1580
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:56,430
Mr. Sculley, there's a call
for you on Line 1.

1581
01:06:56,931 --> 01:06:59,558
Or I almost got on a plane,
because I got a call
inthelounge.

1582
01:06:59,642 --> 01:07:01,060
Who made that call?
Doesn't matter.

1583
01:07:01,143 --> 01:07:02,978
STEVE: <i>It matters to me.
Who made the call?</i>

1584
01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,021
John Sculley.

1585
01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,940
MAN: <i>John, if you get
on that plane,</i>

1586
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:07,525
<i>you'll have lost your job
by the time it lands.</i>

1587
01:07:08,817 --> 01:07:11,737
<i>Steve's been
calling the board.
He wants you out.</i>

1588
01:07:12,404 --> 01:07:13,697
<i>SCULLEY: I left my bags
on the plane.</i>

1589
01:07:13,781 --> 01:07:15,282
<i>My shit's still somewhere
in Beijing.</i>

1590
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:18,285
I took a car back
to Cupertino in the middle
of the fucking night.

1591
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:19,453
I know what time it is.

1592
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:22,623
I need a quorum
here in one hour,
and I want Steve here, too.

1593
01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:25,751
<i>STEVE: You took me
off the Mac,
and it was bad business.</i>

1594
01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,670
The quorum call
was a homicide.

1595
01:07:27,753 --> 01:07:30,172
Right there!
That's the part
that's bullshit, my friend.

1596
01:07:30,256 --> 01:07:33,217
It was a suicide,
because you knew
your cards,

1597
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:34,385
and I showed you mine.

1598
01:07:34,468 --> 01:07:37,346
I showed you mine,
and you did it anyway.

1599
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:38,889
What did you think
I was going to do?

1600
01:07:38,973 --> 01:07:41,475
I'm okay losing,
but I'm not gonna forfeit.

1601
01:07:41,934 --> 01:07:43,852
I'm not okay losing.

1602
01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:45,062
<i>SCULLEY: We're losing
market share,</i>

1603
01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:46,647
<i>and the Mac is losing money.</i>

1604
01:07:46,814 --> 01:07:49,400
Our only hope
is the Apple ll,
which is stagnating

1605
01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:51,485
because of its
soon-to-be obsolete DOS.

1606
01:07:51,652 --> 01:07:55,072
Users are already rigging
their machines to run with
a CP/M operating system

1607
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,657
that's been built
to run on Intel.

1608
01:07:57,283 --> 01:07:58,659
I can't put it
more simply than this.

1609
01:07:58,784 --> 01:08:01,787
We need to put our resources
into updating the Apple ll.

1610
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:04,248
<i>STEVE: By taking resources
from the Mac.</i>

1611
01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:05,791
<i>SCULLEY: It's failing.
That's a fact.</i>

1612
01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:07,793
STEVE: It's overpriced.
There's no evidence
that it's...

1613
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:09,044
I'm the evidence!

1614
01:08:09,670 --> 01:08:11,630
I'm the world's
leading expert
on the Mac, John.

1615
01:08:11,714 --> 01:08:12,715
What's your resume?

1616
01:08:13,549 --> 01:08:15,467
You're issuing
contradictory instructions,

1617
01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:17,595
you're insubordinate,
you make people miserable,

1618
01:08:17,678 --> 01:08:20,639
our top engineers
are fleeing to Sun,
Dell, HP.

1619
01:08:20,723 --> 01:08:22,975
<i>Wall Street doesn't know
who's driving the bus.</i>

1620
01:08:23,058 --> 01:08:25,185
We've lost hundreds
of millions in value,

1621
01:08:25,269 --> 01:08:26,854
and I'm the CEO
of Apple, Steve.

1622
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:27,980
That's my resume.

1623
01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:31,025
But before that,
you sold carbonated
sugar water, right?

1624
01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:35,112
I sat in a fucking
garage with Wozniak
and invented the future.

1625
01:08:35,195 --> 01:08:38,657
Because artists lead
and hacks ask for
a show of hands!

1626
01:08:39,033 --> 01:08:41,577
All right. Well,
this guy's out of control.

1627
01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:44,288
I'm perfectly willing
to hand in
my resignation tonight,

1628
01:08:44,371 --> 01:08:46,373
but if you want me to stay,
you can't have Steve.

1629
01:08:47,207 --> 01:08:48,542
Settle him out.

1630
01:08:48,751 --> 01:08:51,086
He can keep a share of stock,
so he gets our newsletter.

1631
01:08:51,670 --> 01:08:54,089
<i>He'll have to sever
his connection to Apple.</i>

1632
01:08:54,256 --> 01:08:57,176
I'm dead serious.
I want the secretary
to call for a vote.

1633
01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:01,513
I fucking dare you.

1634
01:09:03,349 --> 01:09:07,227
You have done
an outstanding job
over the years

1635
01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:10,397
of cultivating the press,
and by that I mean
manipulating them

1636
01:09:10,564 --> 01:09:12,524
because none of them,
none of their editors,

1637
01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:14,443
none of their
editors' publishers,
to this day,

1638
01:09:14,526 --> 01:09:15,944
know that you forced it.

1639
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:17,946
<i>That you forced the board.</i>

1640
01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:19,948
<i>Even after I told you
exactly what they'd do,</i>

1641
01:09:20,074 --> 01:09:21,909
which is exactly
what they did.

1642
01:09:22,284 --> 01:09:23,535
Unanimously.

1643
01:09:24,745 --> 01:09:27,039
I don't have any trouble
remembering that, John,

1644
01:09:27,206 --> 01:09:29,917
because of it being
the worst night of my life.

1645
01:09:30,918 --> 01:09:33,921
And I forced the vote
because I believed
I was right.

1646
01:09:34,088 --> 01:09:36,590
I still believe I'm right.
And I'm right.

1647
01:09:38,425 --> 01:09:39,510
Now, I bled that night.

1648
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:41,762
<i>And I don't bleed.</i>

1649
01:09:42,304 --> 01:09:43,472
<i>But time's done its thing.</i>

1650
01:09:44,098 --> 01:09:46,934
<i>And I really
haven't thought about it
in a while.</i>

1651
01:09:49,311 --> 01:09:51,438
I absolutely understand
why you're upset.

1652
01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:53,524
<i>And I want people
to know the truth, too.</i>

1653
01:09:53,607 --> 01:09:54,608
<i>JOANNA: It's time.</i>

1654
01:09:56,068 --> 01:09:57,069
Got it.

1655
01:09:57,486 --> 01:09:59,488
You're gonna end me,
aren't you?

1656
01:10:00,447 --> 01:10:01,990
STEVE: You're being
ridiculous.

1657
01:10:02,116 --> 01:10:05,035
I'm gonna sit center court
and watch you do it yourself.

1658
01:10:05,119 --> 01:10:07,788
Then I'm gonna order
a nice meal
with a '55 Margaux,

1659
01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:09,915
and sign some autographs.
Jesus Christ...

1660
01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:11,583
You want some advice,
Pepsi Generation?

1661
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:14,211
Don't send Woz out to slap me
around in the press.

1662
01:10:14,294 --> 01:10:17,047
Anybody else.
You, Markkula, Arthur Rock.

1663
01:10:17,131 --> 01:10:18,590
Anyone but Rain Man.

1664
01:10:18,674 --> 01:10:20,467
Don't manipulate him
like that.

1665
01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:24,304
Whatever you may think,
I'm always gonna protect him.

1666
01:10:25,139 --> 01:10:26,515
Come on, Steve.

1667
01:10:28,517 --> 01:10:29,935
That's what men do.

1668
01:10:30,811 --> 01:10:32,146
We can't start late.

1669
01:10:44,825 --> 01:10:47,995
I don't think there was
any way to detect a chip
on my shoulder.

1670
01:10:49,204 --> 01:10:51,248
Did you know,
back at Bandley

1671
01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:53,584
the Mac team gave
an award every year

1672
01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,419
to the person who could
stand up to you?

1673
01:10:55,502 --> 01:10:56,503
No.

1674
01:10:56,587 --> 01:10:57,588
JOANNA: I won.

1675
01:10:58,338 --> 01:11:00,048
Three years in a row.

1676
01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:01,341
Cool.

1677
01:11:05,012 --> 01:11:07,055
This... This...

1678
01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:10,017
This Guy Kawasaki
in Macworld...

1679
01:11:10,684 --> 01:11:13,103
He accidentally
got it right, didn't he?

1680
01:11:13,270 --> 01:11:15,189
You've been dragging
your feet on the NeXT OS

1681
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:17,983
until you can figure out
what Apple's going to need.

1682
01:11:18,275 --> 01:11:19,568
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1683
01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:23,447
Even if that were true,
it doesn't sound
that diabolical to me.

1684
01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:24,948
STAGE MANAGER:
Hey. We're ready for you!

1685
01:11:25,115 --> 01:11:26,450
(RUMBLING)

1686
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:38,295
I'm your closest confidante,
your best friend.

1687
01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:40,881
Your thing...
What do you call it?

1688
01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:42,341
Your "work wife."

1689
01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:45,928
The whole time!
The last three years...

1690
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,225
When did you change
your mind

1691
01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:54,186
and start building
the Steve Jobs
Revenge Machine?

1692
01:11:56,814 --> 01:11:58,065
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1693
01:11:58,232 --> 01:11:59,233
STAGE MANAGER:
House to half.

1694
01:12:01,068 --> 01:12:02,486
Do you remember Skylab?

1695
01:12:05,072 --> 01:12:08,033
It was an unmanned
satellite NASA sent up
in the early '70s

1696
01:12:08,116 --> 01:12:09,910
on a data-gathering mission.

1697
01:12:10,786 --> 01:12:13,330
The thing is,
when they sent it up,

1698
01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:15,999
they didn't know yet
how they were going to
get it back.

1699
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:18,502
<i>But they felt like
they were close enough</i>

1700
01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:21,255
<i>that in the eight years
it was going to be up there,
they'd figure it out.</i>

1701
01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:22,881
STAGE MANAGER:
They're on their way now.

1702
01:12:23,173 --> 01:12:24,550
STEVE: They didn't.

1703
01:12:25,509 --> 01:12:26,760
So, after eight years,

1704
01:12:26,844 --> 01:12:30,305
it came crashing down
in a 1 ,0OO-mile swath
across the Indian Ocean.

1705
01:12:30,931 --> 01:12:32,766
<i>A little to the left,
a little to the right,</i>

1706
01:12:32,933 --> 01:12:34,768
<i>somebody could
have gotten hurt.</i>

1707
01:12:35,102 --> 01:12:38,313
I really wanted to build
a computer for colleges.

1708
01:12:38,856 --> 01:12:41,441
The technology
just didn't catch up
as fast as I needed it to.

1709
01:12:42,109 --> 01:12:43,235
<i>And you know
we're out of money.</i>

1710
01:12:43,318 --> 01:12:45,946
<i>MAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
the program will be
starting momentarily.</i>

1711
01:12:46,113 --> 01:12:49,366
<i>STEVE: But then,
Apple stopped innovating,
and I saw something better.</i>

1712
01:12:49,449 --> 01:12:51,702
Joanna, I know schools
aren't going to buy

1713
01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:54,371
a $13,000 dictionary
with good speakers.

1714
01:12:54,454 --> 01:12:56,290
You know I know that.

1715
01:12:58,333 --> 01:12:59,918
But Apple will.

1716
01:13:00,127 --> 01:13:03,547
Because Avie Tevanian
is going to build them
exactly the OS they need.

1717
01:13:04,548 --> 01:13:06,425
<i>They're going to
have to buy me, too.</i>

1718
01:13:07,009 --> 01:13:09,511
For half a billion
dollars in stock,

1719
01:13:09,636 --> 01:13:12,139
and end-to-end control
on every product.

1720
01:13:14,766 --> 01:13:16,018
(SCOFFS)

1721
01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:18,896
(SIGHS)

1722
01:13:19,313 --> 01:13:20,856
(CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE)

1723
01:13:25,903 --> 01:13:27,988
(CONTINUES CHEERING)

1724
01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:46,632
<i>WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...</i>

1725
01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:47,841
(REEL WHIRRING)

1726
01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:52,846
<i>REPORTER 1: (ON TV)
More than a year
after it was first unveiled</i>

1727
01:13:52,930 --> 01:13:54,264
<i>to industry insiders,</i>

1728
01:13:54,431 --> 01:13:56,850
<i>the NeXT Computer
is finally available
in stores.</i>

1729
01:13:57,017 --> 01:14:00,354
<i>REPORTER 2: And it appears
to be two strikes
in a row for Steve Jobs.</i>

1730
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,940
<i>REPORTER 3:
Students and educators
are finding it difficult</i>

1731
01:14:03,023 --> 01:14:05,192
<i>to justify
the machine's high cost.</i>

1732
01:14:05,359 --> 01:14:06,902
<i>REPORTER 4: So much for
the Black Cube.</i>

1733
01:14:07,027 --> 01:14:09,237
<i>NeXT just sold
its factory to Canon,</i>

1734
01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:11,657
<i>and laid off
half its employees.</i>

1735
01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:15,035
<i>In the world of computers,
it's kill or be killed.</i>

1736
01:14:15,202 --> 01:14:17,204
<i>Apple Computer has
fallen on hard times.</i>

1737
01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,748
<i>It is laying off
about 2,500 people.</i>

1738
01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:22,042
<i>REPORTER 1:
Apple is continuing
to lose market share</i>

1739
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,169
<i>with no new innovations
in the pipeline</i>

1740
01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:27,172
<i>except the Newton,
a pet project of CEO
John Sculley.</i>

1741
01:14:27,255 --> 01:14:30,550
<i>REPORTER '2: if you really
want to be mobile,
you want a Newton PDA.</i>

1742
01:14:30,717 --> 01:14:32,219
<i>But, then again,
maybe you don't.</i>

1743
01:14:32,386 --> 01:14:34,763
<i>REPORTER 3:
It turns handwriting
into computer text.</i>

1744
01:14:35,555 --> 01:14:39,559
<i>Hey, Dolph,
take a memo on your Newton.
"Beat up Martin."</i>

1745
01:14:41,228 --> 01:14:42,437
(SHOUTS)
(YELPS)

1746
01:14:42,896 --> 01:14:45,565
<i>REPORTER 1: In 1980,
Apple had 30%
of the market.</i>

1747
01:14:45,732 --> 01:14:48,402
<i>Today, Apple has only 3.2%.</i>

1748
01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:51,947
<i>REPORTER '2: That's it.
John Sculley has been
fired from Apple.</i>

1749
01:14:53,865 --> 01:14:55,158
DAVID <i>LETTERMAN:
And what about this
Internet thing?</i>

1750
01:14:55,242 --> 01:14:56,284
<i>Do you know
anything about that?</i>

1751
01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:58,620
<i>Uh, it is the big,
new thing.</i>

1752
01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:01,665
<i>Rumors are flying around
Apple Computer once again,</i>

1753
01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:03,417
<i>over who will
take over the helm.</i>

1754
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:06,128
<i>In the news at this hour,
a remarkable
high-tech reunion.</i>

1755
01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:07,295
<i>FEMALE REPORTER: Well,
it's happening.</i>

1756
01:15:07,462 --> 01:15:08,672
<i>In a billion-dollar
shake-u p,</i>

1757
01:15:08,839 --> 01:15:10,799
<i>Apple is purchasing
NeXT Computer's</i>

1758
01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:12,092
<i>operating system,
which may mean...</i>

1759
01:15:12,259 --> 01:15:14,261
MALE <i>REPORTER: ls the
prodigal son returning?</i>
<i>Bet On if.</i>

1760
01:15:14,428 --> 01:15:16,179
<i>Guess what. Mac is back.</i>

1761
01:15:16,346 --> 01:15:17,764
<i>Apple co-founder
Steven Jobs...</i>

1762
01:15:17,931 --> 01:15:19,975
<i>Steve Jobs...
Steve Jobs...</i>

1763
01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:21,768
FEMALE <i>REPORTER:</i>
Steve <i>Jobs is returning
to Apple.</i>

1764
01:15:24,438 --> 01:15:28,358
<i>STEVE: If you want to beam
your digital photographs
from your digital camera,</i>

1765
01:15:28,442 --> 01:15:31,319
<i>it's built into every product.
We're going to the new
generation of I/O.</i>

1766
01:15:31,445 --> 01:15:33,822
12-megabyte USB. Two ports.

1767
01:15:33,947 --> 01:15:36,366
We're leaving
the old Apple I/O behind.

1768
01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:38,994
Stereo surround sound
built into every product.

1769
01:15:39,161 --> 01:15:43,165
A great keyboard,
and the coolest mouse
you've ever seen.

1770
01:15:43,874 --> 01:15:47,210
This time,
we used actual mice.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

1771
01:15:47,335 --> 01:15:50,297
We're opening the house
in 10 minutes. Steven?

1772
01:15:50,630 --> 01:15:52,507
Do you want to stop
horsing around?

1773
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,009
Bless my eyes.

1774
01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:56,970
That's Steve Wozniak,
sitting out there.

1775
01:15:57,137 --> 01:15:59,097
(ALL CHEERING)

1776
01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:01,516
STEVE: Give yourselves
a treat and ask Woz

1777
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,934
if he happens to have
the correct time.

1778
01:16:03,018 --> 01:16:04,227
(ALL LAUGHING)

1779
01:16:04,311 --> 01:16:07,064
I have the correct time,
and we're running out of it.

1780
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,231
"A great keyboard."

1781
01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:11,193
A great keyboard
and the coolest mouse
you've ever seen.

1782
01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:13,570
This is what those things
look like today.

1783
01:16:13,653 --> 01:16:14,654
(ALL GROAN)

1784
01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:19,242
And now, I'd like to show you
what they're going
to look like tomorrow.

1785
01:16:19,993 --> 01:16:21,078
This is the iMac.

1786
01:16:22,496 --> 01:16:24,331
(ALL CHEERING)

1787
01:16:44,309 --> 01:16:46,019
(CONTINUES CHEERING)

1788
01:16:51,858 --> 01:16:53,193
That was cool.

1789
01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:55,195
Why did I like that
better than I usually do?

1790
01:16:55,362 --> 01:16:57,364
JOANNA: I don't know.
Something was different.

1791
01:16:57,531 --> 01:16:59,032
CUNNINGHAM: Hey, stupid!

1792
01:16:59,199 --> 01:17:01,243
I think she's talking
to one of you guys.
(ALL LAUGH)

1793
01:17:01,368 --> 01:17:03,495
CUNNINGHAM: Did you notice
a difference?
STEVE: That's what I'm...

1794
01:17:04,204 --> 01:17:06,456
The exit signs were off.

1795
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:07,582
CUNNINGHAM: Full blackout.

1796
01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:08,875
You did it!

1797
01:17:09,459 --> 01:17:10,877
We wired all the exit
lights to our board.

1798
01:17:11,044 --> 01:17:12,796
They go out with the cue
for seven seconds,

1799
01:17:12,879 --> 01:17:14,131
then come back on again,
in theory.

1800
01:17:14,256 --> 01:17:15,257
We think that's legal?

1801
01:17:15,382 --> 01:17:17,050
No, we're very certain
it's not.

1802
01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:18,927
You want to see
some quotes?

1803
01:17:19,094 --> 01:17:21,054
Let's hold off on those.
No, he'll like them.

1804
01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:22,430
(MOUTHING)

1805
01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:24,266
I'll show them
to you later.

1806
01:17:24,349 --> 01:17:25,684
I'll take them now.

1807
01:17:26,643 --> 01:17:27,644
(WHISPERS) I'm sorry.

1808
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:28,895
Pick it up
from there, please.

1809
01:17:28,979 --> 01:17:31,815
We only have
a couple of minutes,
so let's just do the 360.

1810
01:17:31,898 --> 01:17:35,152
STEVE: We're going to bring
out a wireless camera
we stole from Panasonic.

1811
01:17:35,235 --> 01:17:36,319
(ALL LAUGH)

1812
01:17:36,403 --> 01:17:38,238
I'll show you
what this looks like.

1813
01:17:38,405 --> 01:17:41,074
The whole thing
is translucent.
You can see into it.

1814
01:17:41,283 --> 01:17:42,325
(MAN WHISTLES)

1815
01:17:42,409 --> 01:17:43,743
How's that
for a compromise, Woz?

1816
01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:46,454
You still can't get into it,
but you can see into it.

1817
01:17:46,538 --> 01:17:47,497
Fair enough.

1818
01:17:47,581 --> 01:17:51,251
We put stereo speakers
in front,
infrared right up here.

1819
01:17:51,418 --> 01:17:53,003
CD-ROM drive in the middle.

1820
01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:54,087
ALL: Nice.

1821
01:17:54,171 --> 01:17:55,755
Dual stereo headphone jacks,

1822
01:17:55,839 --> 01:17:57,340
and all the connectors
are inside

1823
01:17:57,424 --> 01:17:58,884
one beautiful
little door, here.

1824
01:17:58,967 --> 01:18:00,218
(ALL EXCLAIM)

1825
01:18:00,302 --> 01:18:02,345
Ethernet, USB.

1826
01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:05,515
Even though this
is a full-blooded
Macintosh, we're targeting it

1827
01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:08,768
for the number-one use
the consumers tell us
they want a computer for.

1828
01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:10,312
VVhiCh is...
STAGE MANAGER:
Let's hold it, please!

1829
01:18:10,604 --> 01:18:11,605
Hold it.

1830
01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:14,357
The answer was
"the lnternet."
(ALL LAUGH)

1831
01:18:14,441 --> 01:18:16,026
Joanna?
Yeah.

1832
01:18:17,819 --> 01:18:19,070
Just stand in front of me.

1833
01:18:19,154 --> 01:18:21,072
I want to look
at these quotes, but I don't
want Joel to know.

1834
01:18:21,156 --> 01:18:22,699
They're all great.

1835
01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:27,871
"It is not only
the coolest-looking computer
introduced in years,

1836
01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,623
"but a chest-thumping
statement

1837
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:34,294
"that Silicon Valley's
original dream company
is no longer somnambulant."

1838
01:18:36,296 --> 01:18:38,757
It's a word.
It means "sleepwalking."
STAG E IVIANAG E RI Steve?

1839
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,134
I'm sorry, we have to
clear the house if we're
going to start on time.

1840
01:18:41,218 --> 01:18:43,303
We're absolutely
starting on time.
We're going to start on time.

1841
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:44,721
Here, take this.

1842
01:18:45,222 --> 01:18:46,389
Everybody, that's it.

1843
01:18:46,473 --> 01:18:49,059
They've got to mop the stage,
reset, and open the house.

1844
01:18:49,226 --> 01:18:50,477
I love you guys.

1845
01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:52,938
(ALL CHEERING)

1846
01:18:58,693 --> 01:19:00,320
Andy, come on back
a minute.

1847
01:19:00,487 --> 01:19:01,655
Which one?
STEVE: Hertzfeld.

1848
01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:03,448
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1849
01:19:09,371 --> 01:19:12,082
STEVE: <i>Forbes</i> calls it
an industry-altering success.

1850
01:19:13,667 --> 01:19:15,001
Look here.

1851
01:19:17,712 --> 01:19:19,339
Why haven't we ever
slept together?

1852
01:19:20,215 --> 01:19:21,591
We're not in love. Look.

1853
01:19:24,261 --> 01:19:25,345
STEVE: Sculley.

1854
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:26,930
JOANNA: Look what he said.

1855
01:19:27,514 --> 01:19:29,015
"He has implemented
the same simple strategy

1856
01:19:29,099 --> 01:19:31,851
"that made Apple
so successful
15 years ago.

1857
01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:35,230
"Make hit products
and promote them
with terrific marketing."

1858
01:19:36,523 --> 01:19:37,732
That was nice of him.

1859
01:19:38,066 --> 01:19:39,067
It was.

1860
01:19:39,234 --> 01:19:40,277
I meant it.

1861
01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:43,989
Sightings of J.D. Salinger
are more common
than John Sculley.

1862
01:19:44,072 --> 01:19:46,658
I wasn't being sarcastic.
It was nice of him.

1863
01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:49,744
Do you talk to him?

1864
01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:50,829
No.

1865
01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:52,956
You haven't talked
to him since '88?

1866
01:19:53,039 --> 01:19:54,541
I'd have told you
if I did.

1867
01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:56,710
Doesn't matter.

1868
01:19:56,876 --> 01:19:58,378
I don't want people thinking
they can cross me

1869
01:19:58,545 --> 01:20:01,965
and then, boom,
15 years later,
I'm cool with it.

1870
01:20:02,632 --> 01:20:03,967
I was kidding.

1871
01:20:04,926 --> 01:20:06,803
What's wrong with you
this morning?

1872
01:20:08,805 --> 01:20:10,473
Let's get off the stage.

1873
01:20:12,642 --> 01:20:15,562
"The only thing
Apple's providing now
is leadership in oolors."

1874
01:20:15,729 --> 01:20:16,938
Don't worry about it.

1875
01:20:17,147 --> 01:20:18,606
What does Bill Gates
have against me?

1876
01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:20,900
I don't know. You're both
out of your minds.

1877
01:20:21,067 --> 01:20:22,277
Listen to me.

1878
01:20:22,444 --> 01:20:24,154
He dropped out
of a better school
than I dropped out of.

1879
01:20:24,321 --> 01:20:26,239
But he's a tool bag.
I'll tell you why.

1880
01:20:26,906 --> 01:20:29,075
Make everything
all right with Lisa.

1881
01:20:29,409 --> 01:20:31,411
You know, Joanna?
Boundaries.

1882
01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:35,081
You've come to
my apartment at 1 :00 a.m.
and cleaned it.

1883
01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:36,541
So tell me where
the boundary is.

1884
01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:38,335
There.
Let's say it's there.
(snens)

1885
01:20:39,002 --> 01:20:41,463
If I give you some
real projections,

1886
01:20:41,588 --> 01:20:44,966
will you promise
not to repeat them
from the stage?

1887
01:20:45,425 --> 01:20:47,677
What do you mean,
"Real projections"?

1888
01:20:48,428 --> 01:20:49,721
What have you been
giving me?

1889
01:20:49,804 --> 01:20:51,181
Conservative projections.

1890
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:53,975
Marketing's been
lying to me?

1891
01:20:54,142 --> 01:20:57,604
We've been
managing expectations
so that you don't not.

1892
01:20:58,021 --> 01:20:59,606
What are
the real projections?

1893
01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:03,276
We're going to sell
a million units
in the first 9O days.

1894
01:21:03,902 --> 01:21:05,612
(BANGS ON TABLE)
20,000 a month after that.

1895
01:21:05,987 --> 01:21:07,322
Holy shit!
Yeah.

1896
01:21:07,489 --> 01:21:08,948
You see? You wait
long enough, and...

1897
01:21:09,115 --> 01:21:11,034
What's more,
32% of the sales

1898
01:21:11,159 --> 01:21:15,455
are going to go to people
buying a computer
for the first time.

1899
01:21:15,622 --> 01:21:20,168
And 12% are going to people
using some kind
of Windows machine.

1900
01:21:20,335 --> 01:21:23,213
That's what Bill Gates
has against you.

1901
01:21:24,506 --> 01:21:27,384
And it'll be
the fastest-selling computer
in history.

1902
01:21:29,344 --> 01:21:31,179
You brought the company
back from life support

1903
01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:34,224
after going through
the misery of
laying off 3,000 people

1904
01:21:34,391 --> 01:21:36,309
and cutting 70% of
the product line.

1905
01:21:36,476 --> 01:21:37,477
So, Steven,

1906
01:21:38,311 --> 01:21:39,896
it's over.

1907
01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:43,233
You're going to win.

1908
01:21:44,818 --> 01:21:47,404
It would be criminal
not to enjoy this moment.

1909
01:21:47,487 --> 01:21:48,655
I'm enjoying it.

1910
01:21:48,822 --> 01:21:50,156
Make things
all right with Lisa.

1911
01:21:50,323 --> 01:21:52,409
You know...
Come on.

1912
01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,662
Idonfihke
having less privacy
than other people have.

1913
01:21:56,204 --> 01:21:58,873
Does being
a multi-billionaire take
some of the sting off that?

1914
01:21:58,957 --> 01:21:59,999
No.

1915
01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:03,002
All Lisa did...
All Lisa did was
give her blessing.

1916
01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:04,921
Chrisann sold
the house and...

1917
01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:06,506
JOANNA: And Lisa could have
done what?

1918
01:22:06,673 --> 01:22:08,925
How was she supposed
to stop her mother
from selling her own house?

1919
01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:10,593
Thatlbought
for the two of them.

1920
01:22:10,677 --> 01:22:12,095
How was she supposed
to stop her?

1921
01:22:12,178 --> 01:22:14,431
Voicing an objection
would have been a step
in the right direction.

1922
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:17,892
You don't think
you're having
a bizarre overreaction

1923
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:21,855
to a 19-year-old girl
allowing her mother
to list her own house?

1924
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:23,064
She could've tried.

1925
01:22:23,148 --> 01:22:26,359
How is she supposed
to stop her mother,
that particular mother...

1926
01:22:26,443 --> 01:22:28,319
She gave Chrisann
her blessing to sell
the house,

1927
01:22:28,403 --> 01:22:29,654
and she did it to spite me!

1928
01:22:29,737 --> 01:22:33,366
I don't care if
she put a pipe bomb
in the water heater!

1929
01:22:33,575 --> 01:22:36,077
You're going to
fix it, now.

1930
01:22:36,244 --> 01:22:39,372
She's been acting weird
for months.
She's turned on me.

1931
01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:41,541
Fix it.
What the...

1932
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,793
Fix it, Steve.
Take it easy!

1933
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,336
Fix it or I quit.
How about that?

1934
01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:48,381
I quit and you never
see me again.
How about that?

1935
01:22:50,216 --> 01:22:52,385
Tell me what's wrong
with you this morning.

1936
01:22:53,094 --> 01:22:55,597
What's been wrong
with me for 19 years.

1937
01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:58,516
(BREATHING SHAKILY)

1938
01:22:58,683 --> 01:23:02,228
I've been a witness,
and I tell you
I've been complicit.

1939
01:23:03,938 --> 01:23:07,108
I love you, Steve.
You know how much.

1940
01:23:07,901 --> 01:23:10,778
I love that you don't oare
how much money
a person makes,

1941
01:23:10,862 --> 01:23:12,447
you care what they make.

1942
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:16,284
But what you make
isn't supposed to be
the best part of you.

1943
01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:18,536
When you're a father,

1944
01:23:19,621 --> 01:23:21,998
that's what's supposed to be
the best part of you.

1945
01:23:22,081 --> 01:23:26,586
And it's caused me
two decades of agony,
Steve, that it is for you

1946
01:23:28,588 --> 01:23:29,839
the worst.

1947
01:23:31,549 --> 01:23:32,759
(SIGHS)

1948
01:23:32,842 --> 01:23:36,596
It's a little thing.
It's a very small thing.

1949
01:23:38,389 --> 01:23:40,058
(SNIFFLES) Fix it.

1950
01:23:40,642 --> 01:23:45,271
Fix it now,
or you can contact me
at my new job,

1951
01:23:46,523 --> 01:23:48,191
working anywhere I want.

1952
01:23:50,401 --> 01:23:52,362
I don't happen to think
it is a little deal.

1953
01:23:52,445 --> 01:23:53,571
She knew that...
JOANNA: No.

1954
01:23:53,655 --> 01:23:55,698
No.
I bought the house
for the two of...

1955
01:23:55,782 --> 01:23:57,784
What do you mean, "No"?
I mean, no.

1956
01:23:57,951 --> 01:24:01,454
The house has nothing to do
with why you're angry
at Lisa.

1957
01:24:01,538 --> 01:24:03,373
I assure you,
the house has everything

1958
01:24:03,456 --> 01:24:04,582
to do with why
I'm angry at Lisa.

1959
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:09,128
Have you ever heard
the phrase
"reality distortion field"?

1960
01:24:09,754 --> 01:24:10,713
Yes.

1961
01:24:10,797 --> 01:24:13,383
As in, "Steve's
reality distortion field"?

1962
01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:14,634
I've heard it.
I've read it.

1963
01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:16,219
It's been sung
to me by Joan Baez.

1964
01:24:16,302 --> 01:24:18,054
What you call
a reality distortion field,

1965
01:24:18,137 --> 01:24:20,348
and I'm pretty sure
you're the one
who coined the phrase,

1966
01:24:20,431 --> 01:24:21,516
is the reason we're here.

1967
01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:22,600
I know that.

1968
01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:24,727
If I traded in my
bank account for a dollar

1969
01:24:24,811 --> 01:24:26,604
every time somebody
told me something
was impossible,

1970
01:24:26,688 --> 01:24:27,730
I'd come out ahead.

1971
01:24:27,814 --> 01:24:29,649
I know that, too.
What's the problem?

1972
01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:31,484
My problem?
It sure isn't the house.

1973
01:24:31,568 --> 01:24:32,569
Jo, I...

1974
01:24:32,652 --> 01:24:36,990
It's that you told her
you weren't going
to pay for Harvard.

1975
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:41,494
That child.
That earnest,
un-ironic: kid.

1976
01:24:41,661 --> 01:24:43,413
She told you I wasn't
paying her tuition?

1977
01:24:43,496 --> 01:24:45,957
I should have hit you
with something heavy
a long time ago.

1978
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,793
Lisa told you I wasn't
paying her tuition?

1979
01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:51,004
Andy told me that.

1980
01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:52,255
Which one?

1981
01:24:53,089 --> 01:24:54,424
Hertzfeld.

1982
01:24:55,174 --> 01:24:56,509
How would Hertzfeld know?

1983
01:24:56,593 --> 01:25:00,930
He wrote Harvard
a check for $25,000
to cover the semester.

1984
01:25:01,014 --> 01:25:02,515
Are you fucking...

1985
01:25:02,682 --> 01:25:03,766
He paid her tuition?

1986
01:25:04,350 --> 01:25:06,603
Isn't that why you
just asked to see him?

1987
01:25:06,686 --> 01:25:08,146
No, I asked to see him
about something...

1988
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:10,857
Did you tell her
you weren't going
to pay for college?

1989
01:25:11,608 --> 01:25:13,484
Yes, because...
How could you do that?

1990
01:25:13,568 --> 01:25:16,613
Because her mother,
who is also her landlord...

1991
01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:18,740
Hertzfeld? I was ranting!

1992
01:25:18,906 --> 01:25:21,367
I was just talking!
You think I would...

1993
01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:25,288
I was pissed off
because Lisa was trying
to piss me off, Joanna.

1994
01:25:25,371 --> 01:25:27,123
That was her intent!

1995
01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:29,083
You obviously scared
the hell out of her!

1996
01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:32,629
Hertzfeld wrote
a check to Harvard...
Pay for...

1997
01:25:33,921 --> 01:25:35,089
Is she here yet?

1998
01:25:35,214 --> 01:25:36,215
I'm sure she is.

1999
01:25:36,382 --> 01:25:37,550
Can you have someone
bring her back?

2000
01:25:38,051 --> 01:25:39,218
Yes.

2001
01:25:39,969 --> 01:25:41,304
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

2002
01:25:41,929 --> 01:25:42,930
Thank you.

2003
01:25:46,601 --> 01:25:47,810
You know,

2004
01:25:49,729 --> 01:25:51,481
my grandmother always
used to say to me...

2005
01:25:51,564 --> 01:25:53,232
I don't give a shit, Yentl.

2006
01:25:55,610 --> 01:25:57,612
I'll have someone
get Lisa.
Thank you.

2007
01:25:57,779 --> 01:25:58,905
And if you see Hertzfeld...

2008
01:25:59,072 --> 01:26:01,407
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
HERTZFELD: It's Andy!

2009
01:26:02,075 --> 01:26:04,160
Speak of
the devil's chief engineer.

2010
01:26:05,453 --> 01:26:06,913
Go. Come on in.

2011
01:26:10,249 --> 01:26:12,085
You look great today.

2012
01:26:12,251 --> 01:26:13,670
Thank you.
Doesn't she?

2013
01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:15,755
She looks fantastic.
Always does.

2014
01:26:15,922 --> 01:26:16,923
Get out.

2015
01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:20,843
Well, I think I know
why I'm here.

2016
01:26:21,010 --> 01:26:22,762
Do you?
Steve...

2017
01:26:22,929 --> 01:26:24,263
Did you send
the check yet?

2018
01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:25,431
Yes.

2019
01:26:25,598 --> 01:26:28,685
So Harvard got a tuition
check from Andy Hertzfeld
to pay for Lisa?

2020
01:26:28,976 --> 01:26:30,645
I don't think
they look that carefully.

2021
01:26:30,770 --> 01:26:33,481
I don't think they'd notice
the check didn't come
from you.

2022
01:26:33,606 --> 01:26:34,774
Close one.

2023
01:26:34,941 --> 01:26:36,442
This was almost
embarrassing for me.

2024
01:26:36,526 --> 01:26:37,610
(SIGHS)

2025
01:26:37,652 --> 01:26:39,612
I understand how...
I'll wire you
the money today.

2026
01:26:39,696 --> 01:26:43,533
I understand how you feel.
And I do apologize, I do.

2027
01:26:43,700 --> 01:26:45,702
But, let me tell you
my thinking.

2028
01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:48,287
I can't even think of
an appropriate analogy
to describe what you did.

2029
01:26:48,454 --> 01:26:50,832
I knew you guys
would fix things.
You always do.

2030
01:26:50,998 --> 01:26:52,917
But in the meantime,
if the money wasn't there,

2031
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,711
she'd miss
a semester of school.

2032
01:26:54,794 --> 01:26:55,753
Yeah.

2033
01:26:55,837 --> 01:26:57,880
And she'd have to
tell her friends why.

2034
01:26:58,548 --> 01:27:00,925
And she needed things.
She needed socks.

2035
01:27:01,008 --> 01:27:02,051
What?

2036
01:27:02,135 --> 01:27:05,138
It's cold in Cambridge.
She needed warm socks.

2037
01:27:05,304 --> 01:27:06,472
You gave her socks?

2038
01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:08,975
Well, I gave her money
for socks.

2039
01:27:10,143 --> 01:27:12,854
You don't get to
deputize yourself
as her interim.

2040
01:27:13,312 --> 01:27:15,690
You don't get to
override my decisions.
Do you understand?

2041
01:27:15,857 --> 01:27:18,067
You don't get to act
like you're her father.

2042
01:27:18,151 --> 01:27:19,694
Somebody had to.

2043
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:22,488
What the fuck did you
just say to me?

2044
01:27:22,655 --> 01:27:25,199
I've known her
since she was six.

2045
01:27:26,492 --> 01:27:28,327
I also consider...

2046
01:27:28,828 --> 01:27:31,497
Chrisann's my friend,
outside of what you and I...

2047
01:27:31,664 --> 01:27:33,833
(STAMMERS) Outside of
our relationship.

2048
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,251
So you're like
a family advisor.

2049
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,544
I'm a family friend.

2050
01:27:36,711 --> 01:27:39,255
Then you probably know
that Lisa's been
seeing a therapist.

2051
01:27:39,422 --> 01:27:40,423
Yeah.

2052
01:27:40,506 --> 01:27:41,716
For many years.
Yeah.

2053
01:27:41,883 --> 01:27:42,884
Without my knowledge.

2054
01:27:45,011 --> 01:27:46,679
That really
wasn't my business.

2055
01:27:46,888 --> 01:27:50,016
(CHUCKLES) I'm fascinated
by what you think is
and isn't your business.

2056
01:27:50,099 --> 01:27:52,894
Lisa's been
going to a therapist,
and she likes it.

2057
01:27:54,020 --> 01:27:57,690
And would love
for you and Chrisann
to go with her.

2058
01:27:58,024 --> 01:28:00,359
And the reason
you know that is because

2059
01:28:00,443 --> 01:28:02,195
you're the one that
recommended the therapist.

2060
01:28:02,528 --> 01:28:03,738
Well, I know a guy.

2061
01:28:03,905 --> 01:28:07,033
No, I mean you're the one
who recommended that
she see a therapist.

2062
01:28:09,202 --> 01:28:10,286
You know what?

2063
01:28:10,578 --> 01:28:13,790
It was a while ago,
and I don't remember
how the whole...

2064
01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:16,876
You told Chrisann
that Lisa should see
a therapist.

2065
01:28:17,043 --> 01:28:19,962
Steve, you're stigmatizing.
It's a perfectly norm...

2066
01:28:20,171 --> 01:28:21,339
(SIGHS)

2067
01:28:21,422 --> 01:28:24,467
It's not... My thing was,
how can it hurt?

2068
01:28:24,634 --> 01:28:25,760
Let's find out.

2069
01:28:27,595 --> 01:28:28,763
Chrisann is my friend.

2070
01:28:28,846 --> 01:28:29,889
What was the reason
you gave?

2071
01:28:31,349 --> 01:28:32,308
You mean...

2072
01:28:32,391 --> 01:28:36,229
What was the reason
you gave Chrisann why Lisa
should see a therapist?

2073
01:28:36,395 --> 01:28:38,648
I don't remember.
We were talking
and I said...

2074
01:28:38,731 --> 01:28:39,941
It's pretty much
what I just said,

2075
01:28:40,024 --> 01:28:41,400
that it certainly
couldn't hurt.

2076
01:28:43,569 --> 01:28:46,572
You didn't say
that Lisa needed
a strong male role model?

2077
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:55,164
I did.

2078
01:29:02,088 --> 01:29:05,174
I think it's a miracle
she's not robbing banks

2079
01:29:05,258 --> 01:29:07,093
with the Symbionese
Liberation Army.

2080
01:29:10,346 --> 01:29:14,267
There is no reason
in the world
why she should be nioe.

2081
01:29:15,268 --> 01:29:16,477
But she is.

2082
01:29:19,772 --> 01:29:21,274
So I helped.

2083
01:29:22,358 --> 01:29:23,985
Because somebody had to.

2084
01:29:30,324 --> 01:29:33,035
I'll wire the money
to you this afternoon.

2085
01:29:44,881 --> 01:29:47,300
You threatened me
a long time ago.

2086
01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:49,135
Sorry?

2087
01:29:51,512 --> 01:29:54,056
A long time ago,
you threatened me once.

2088
01:29:54,682 --> 01:29:56,726
People are attracted
to people with talent.

2089
01:29:56,809 --> 01:29:58,519
People without it
find that threatening.

2090
01:29:58,603 --> 01:29:59,604
(SNAPS FINGERS)

2091
01:29:59,687 --> 01:30:02,690
Maybe you should see
a therapist.
Certainly couldn't hurt.

2092
01:30:03,357 --> 01:30:05,818
I meant you literally
threatened me.

2093
01:30:06,027 --> 01:30:08,237
At Flint,
right before the Mac launch.

2094
01:30:08,404 --> 01:30:10,907
I was recompiling.
I was trying to debug
the voice demo.

2095
01:30:10,990 --> 01:30:13,242
And you said if I couldn't
find a solution,

2096
01:30:13,326 --> 01:30:15,161
you'd call me out
in front of the audience.

2097
01:30:15,328 --> 01:30:16,662
Did it say "hello"?

2098
01:30:16,829 --> 01:30:17,830
It did.

2099
01:30:17,914 --> 01:30:19,999
No need to thank me.

2100
01:30:21,292 --> 01:30:23,753
Why do you want people
to dislike you?

2101
01:30:25,004 --> 01:30:27,632
I don't want people
to dislike me.

2102
01:30:28,257 --> 01:30:30,676
I'm indifferent to whether
they dislike me.

2103
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:35,473
Since it doesn't matter,
I always have.

2104
01:30:37,016 --> 01:30:38,100
Really?

2105
01:30:40,394 --> 01:30:42,188
I've always
liked you a lot.

2106
01:30:43,064 --> 01:30:44,106
That's too bad.

2107
01:30:46,651 --> 01:30:47,985
Knock 'em dead.

2108
01:30:48,152 --> 01:30:49,320
Thank you.

2109
01:31:11,384 --> 01:31:15,930
What is remarkable,
what's hard to fathom
but true

2110
01:31:16,097 --> 01:31:18,975
is that for a given
clock rate, a PowerPC chip

2111
01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:21,978
is twice as fast
as a Pentium ll chip.

2112
01:31:35,408 --> 01:31:41,163
In other words,
a 266 megahertz G3 chip

2113
01:31:41,330 --> 01:31:46,377
is twice as fast
as a 266 megahertz Pentium ll.

2114
01:31:49,797 --> 01:31:50,923
<i>Or</i>

2115
01:31:52,550 --> 01:31:56,762
a 266 G3 is equal to
about 500 megahertz.

2116
01:32:01,308 --> 01:32:05,146
Take a look at BYTE
magazine's BYTE Marks,
the gold standard for any...

2117
01:32:05,229 --> 01:32:06,564
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

2118
01:32:11,527 --> 01:32:12,695
Come in.

2119
01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:13,946
(DOOR OPENS)

2120
01:32:17,283 --> 01:32:20,703
I sent someone
into the lobby.
They found her and she...

2121
01:32:20,870 --> 01:32:21,871
Where is she?

2122
01:32:22,038 --> 01:32:24,457
She said she'd rather
not come back.

2123
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:25,541
Why?

2124
01:32:26,167 --> 01:32:27,168
That was it.

2125
01:32:27,501 --> 01:32:29,170
I'm going out there myself.
You can't.

2126
01:32:29,253 --> 01:32:31,672
<i>You can't.</i>
<i>It'll be</i> a scene <i>out
of Hard Day's Night.</i>

2127
01:32:31,756 --> 01:32:33,299
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(DOOR OPENS)

2128
01:32:34,550 --> 01:32:35,718
Excuse me?

2129
01:32:36,052 --> 01:32:37,053
Hey, Joel.

2130
01:32:37,178 --> 01:32:38,929
Andy said it was okay
to come back.

2131
01:32:39,597 --> 01:32:41,140
Which one?
Andy Cunningham.

2132
01:32:42,558 --> 01:32:43,768
I can't do this forever.

2133
01:32:43,851 --> 01:32:45,394
I need one of them
to change their name.

2134
01:32:45,478 --> 01:32:47,480
You call
Andy Cunningham "Andrea."

2135
01:32:47,646 --> 01:32:48,898
It doesn't matter
what I call them.

2136
01:32:48,981 --> 01:32:50,608
I know who I'm talking about
when I'm talking.

2137
01:32:50,691 --> 01:32:52,651
I need everyone else
to call them
different names.

2138
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:54,695
Give me one second.

2139
01:32:58,991 --> 01:33:01,035
Can you go get her
for me, please?

2140
01:33:01,494 --> 01:33:04,497
I just talked to
Andy Hertzfeld.

2141
01:33:04,914 --> 01:33:08,000
I'm just trying to
scrub this out
of my brain with Drano.

2142
01:33:08,334 --> 01:33:10,169
But I do want
to talk to Lisa.

2143
01:33:10,461 --> 01:33:12,046
Okay, just

2144
01:33:13,172 --> 01:33:15,341
stay cool.
Okay.

2145
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:18,928
Thank you.

2146
01:33:27,228 --> 01:33:28,229
Hey, Steve.

2147
01:33:41,325 --> 01:33:42,368
How are you feeling?

2148
01:33:42,493 --> 01:33:44,328
I'm feeling good, Joel.
How about you?

2149
01:33:44,495 --> 01:33:47,081
I don't think I could be
in your business.
It changes too quickly.

2150
01:33:47,248 --> 01:33:49,083
Well, I'd hang on,
'cause yours is about to

2151
01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:50,459
start changing
pretty quickly, too.

2152
01:33:50,584 --> 01:33:53,712
This is the third time
in 14 years
I'm writing about you.

2153
01:33:54,421 --> 01:33:55,756
What do you think so far?

2154
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,841
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

2155
01:33:57,258 --> 01:33:58,467
Excuse me.

2156
01:33:58,759 --> 01:34:00,511
Uh, Avie's looking for you.
He has a new shark.

2157
01:34:00,594 --> 01:34:01,887
Want to come backstage
for a second?

2158
01:34:02,054 --> 01:34:03,055
JOEL: Sure.

2159
01:34:06,392 --> 01:34:07,560
Who's this one?

2160
01:34:08,811 --> 01:34:09,937
Alan Turing.

2161
01:34:10,020 --> 01:34:11,730
Single-handedly won
World War ll and,

2162
01:34:11,814 --> 01:34:13,482
for an encore,
invented the computer.

2163
01:34:13,649 --> 01:34:14,984
He won't be part of
the campaign, though.

2164
01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:16,068
JOEL: Why not?

2165
01:34:16,152 --> 01:34:18,362
STEVE: Because you just had
to ask me who he was.

2166
01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:21,448
Can I see new shark?

2167
01:34:24,535 --> 01:34:26,620
I like it better
than the old shark.
AVIEI Sharks.

2168
01:34:26,704 --> 01:34:27,705
Sharks.

2169
01:34:27,788 --> 01:34:28,914
How many sharks
did you go through?

2170
01:34:28,998 --> 01:34:31,500
A couple.
This is the 39th.

2171
01:34:31,917 --> 01:34:33,210
We're on the record.

2172
01:34:33,544 --> 01:34:35,212
Thirty-nine sharks.

2173
01:34:35,379 --> 01:34:36,422
Okay.

2174
01:34:36,463 --> 01:34:38,507
You know what's special
about this shark?
What?

2175
01:34:38,591 --> 01:34:40,801
No, I'm really asking,
because it looks exactly

2176
01:34:40,885 --> 01:34:42,970
like the other
38 sharks to me.

2177
01:34:43,137 --> 01:34:44,972
STEVE: Let me see it
with the cue.
From the profile.

2178
01:34:45,181 --> 01:34:46,891
STAGE MANAGER:
This is Cue 92-B.

2179
01:34:47,057 --> 01:34:48,893
STEVE: This is a profile here.

2180
01:34:49,393 --> 01:34:50,978
And this is what
it looks like from the back.

2181
01:34:51,145 --> 01:34:54,899
And one more thing.
It eats Pentium notebooks
as a light snaok.

2182
01:34:56,108 --> 01:34:57,735
This is the shark.

2183
01:34:59,236 --> 01:35:00,237
I really like it.

2184
01:35:01,530 --> 01:35:02,615
Nobody gets it right
the first time,

2185
01:35:02,740 --> 01:35:05,326
but I should have been
shown this shark
15, 2O fish ago.

2186
01:35:05,409 --> 01:35:06,493
You probably were.

2187
01:35:06,577 --> 01:35:07,745
Lock it in.

2188
01:35:07,912 --> 01:35:08,913
10 minutes.

2189
01:35:09,246 --> 01:35:12,833
He killed himself by taking
a bite of a poison apple.
Alan Turing.

2190
01:35:13,626 --> 01:35:17,213
Yeah. There should be
statues of that man.

2191
01:35:17,588 --> 01:35:19,632
His name should be
on the lips of
schoolchildren.

2192
01:35:19,715 --> 01:35:21,926
The rainbow flag Apple
with a bite taken out.

2193
01:35:22,009 --> 01:35:23,344
That's where it came from?

2194
01:35:23,510 --> 01:35:26,180
No, we picked it off a list
of friendly-sounding words.

2195
01:35:26,263 --> 01:35:29,308
But wouldn't it be great
if that had been
the story behind it?

2196
01:35:29,391 --> 01:35:30,517
WOZNIAKI Steve.

2197
01:35:31,352 --> 01:35:32,603
Kinda liked the last shark.

2198
01:35:32,770 --> 01:35:33,896
AVIE: Fuck you.
(CHUCKLES)

2199
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:36,065
I wanted to ask you a favor.

2200
01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:37,858
My friend, a long time ago,

2201
01:35:37,942 --> 01:35:40,569
you asked me a favor
before a product launch,
and I said no.

2202
01:35:40,653 --> 01:35:41,820
You wanted rne
to acknowledge...
Hang on.

2203
01:35:42,529 --> 01:35:44,198
If you're about to say
you were wrong,

2204
01:35:44,281 --> 01:35:46,533
I want to prepare
this journalist.

2205
01:35:46,992 --> 01:35:48,410
I was 100% right.

2206
01:35:48,577 --> 01:35:50,996
And you were
spectacularly wrong.

2207
01:35:52,206 --> 01:35:54,166
But I still
owe you a favor,
so name it.

2208
01:35:54,583 --> 01:35:55,584
(SIGHS) Steve.

2209
01:35:55,668 --> 01:35:57,086
But it can't be
about acknowledging
the Apple ll team.

2210
01:35:57,169 --> 01:35:58,504
Acknowledge the Apple ll team.

2211
01:36:00,256 --> 01:36:01,382
How about in private?

2212
01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:03,133
No. No.
Is this a prank?

2213
01:36:03,300 --> 01:36:05,678
Because I'm trying to
remember that a 300
megahertz G3 chip...

2214
01:36:05,761 --> 01:36:07,471
Just the top guys.

2215
01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:10,891
Steve.

2216
01:36:14,812 --> 01:36:16,522
Excuse me, okay?
Yep.

2217
01:36:16,605 --> 01:36:17,856
One second.

2218
01:36:21,610 --> 01:36:24,196
She said she'd rather not.

2219
01:36:24,363 --> 01:36:25,656
What do you mean?

2220
01:36:25,823 --> 01:36:27,324
She's sitting
with her friends,

2221
01:36:27,408 --> 01:36:29,159
and she said she'd
rather not come back.

2222
01:36:29,326 --> 01:36:30,369
Okay. Tell her...

2223
01:36:30,494 --> 01:36:31,662
Take her aside,
I don't want to

2224
01:36:31,745 --> 01:36:33,038
embarrass her
in front of her friends,

2225
01:36:33,122 --> 01:36:35,541
but tell her I just scared
the shit out of Andy,

2226
01:36:35,624 --> 01:36:37,960
and this time,
nobody's paying
her fucking...

2227
01:36:39,295 --> 01:36:41,088
All right.
Don't say that.

2228
01:36:41,338 --> 01:36:43,757
But do your thing,
where you sound old
and wise

2229
01:36:43,924 --> 01:36:46,927
because of the broad,
tragic: European canvas
of your life.

2230
01:36:47,094 --> 01:36:49,847
You know I wasn't
born in a 19th
century <i>shtetl,</i> right?

2231
01:36:50,014 --> 01:36:51,974
Please tell her
it's important.

2232
01:36:52,391 --> 01:36:54,351
Everything all right?
Yeah.

2233
01:36:54,852 --> 01:36:56,145
There are people
around here, man,

2234
01:36:56,270 --> 01:36:57,521
including a member
of the press.

2235
01:36:57,604 --> 01:36:58,605
Isee him.

2236
01:37:00,858 --> 01:37:01,859
Woz.

2237
01:37:01,942 --> 01:37:04,278
Just the top guys,
the ones who are
getting laid off.

2238
01:37:05,738 --> 01:37:06,989
(CLEARS TH ROAT)

2239
01:37:07,072 --> 01:37:12,077
Listen, okay?
Last year, Apple lost
one billion dollars.

2240
01:37:13,037 --> 01:37:14,913
I don't even know
how that's possible.

2241
01:37:14,997 --> 01:37:17,583
You were less than 90 days
from being insolvent.

2242
01:37:17,666 --> 01:37:20,753
I had three
different accountants
try to explain it to rne.

2243
01:37:21,086 --> 01:37:23,255
The whole place has
to be streamlined.

2244
01:37:23,380 --> 01:37:25,341
Start with two of
the accountants.
I started with the...

2245
01:37:25,424 --> 01:37:26,925
Joel, could you
come off-stage?

2246
01:37:27,092 --> 01:37:29,053
We're going to
go backstage.
Leave him right there.

2247
01:37:30,095 --> 01:37:33,432
I started with the Apple ll
team because we don't
make that anymore.

2248
01:37:33,557 --> 01:37:35,184
Just acknowledge
the top guys.

2249
01:37:35,601 --> 01:37:37,227
Have a mimosa and relax.

2250
01:37:37,644 --> 01:37:39,563
You will not blow me off
right now, Steve!

2251
01:37:39,646 --> 01:37:40,856
The top guys--

2252
01:37:41,023 --> 01:37:42,524
There are no top guys.
All right?

2253
01:37:42,608 --> 01:37:44,777
On the Apple ll team,
there are no top guys.

2254
01:37:44,943 --> 01:37:46,070
They're B players.

2255
01:37:46,236 --> 01:37:48,530
And B players discourage
the A players.

2256
01:37:48,614 --> 01:37:50,407
And I want A players
at Apple, and not Dell.

2257
01:37:50,574 --> 01:37:52,493
They're not B players,
and I'm a betterjudge
of that!

2258
01:37:52,659 --> 01:37:56,121
Less than 90 days
from insolvency.

2259
01:37:56,288 --> 01:37:58,874
In part, because somebody
thought the Newton wasn't
a box of garbage.

2260
01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:00,542
Joel, could you
come off stage please?
Leave him!

2261
01:38:00,626 --> 01:38:01,668
I'm talking about...

2262
01:38:01,752 --> 01:38:04,546
You guys designed and shipped
a little box of garbage
while I was gone.

2263
01:38:04,630 --> 01:38:06,423
I'm talking
about the Apple ll!

2264
01:38:06,507 --> 01:38:09,176
Which is not
just a crucial part
of this company's history,

2265
01:38:09,259 --> 01:38:11,804
it is a crucial part
of the history
of personal computing!

2266
01:38:11,970 --> 01:38:13,305
For a time.

2267
01:38:13,639 --> 01:38:16,183
The least you oan do,
if you're going to
downsize these people...

2268
01:38:16,266 --> 01:38:17,684
They're going to live
in the biggest houses
ofanyone

2269
01:38:17,768 --> 01:38:19,061
on the unemployment line.

2270
01:38:19,144 --> 01:38:20,145
...is to acknowledge them!

2271
01:38:20,521 --> 01:38:23,482
Acknowledge them
and the Apple ll
during this launch!

2272
01:38:23,607 --> 01:38:25,150
This is a new animal.

2273
01:38:25,275 --> 01:38:27,319
This whole place
was built by the Apple ll.

2274
01:38:27,444 --> 01:38:28,821
You were built
by the Apple ll.

2275
01:38:28,987 --> 01:38:30,406
As a matter of fact,
I was destroyed

2276
01:38:30,489 --> 01:38:31,907
by the Apple ll
and its open system,

2277
01:38:31,990 --> 01:38:36,537
so that hackers and hobbyists
could build ham radios,
or something!

2278
01:38:37,371 --> 01:38:39,123
And then,
it nearly destroyed Apple

2279
01:38:39,248 --> 01:38:40,999
when you spent
all your money on it

2280
01:38:41,125 --> 01:38:43,544
and developed a grand total
of no new products.

2281
01:38:44,670 --> 01:38:46,338
The Newton.
The little box of garbage.

2282
01:38:46,505 --> 01:38:48,090
You guys came up
with the Newton.

2283
01:38:48,173 --> 01:38:50,426
You, like,
want people to know that?

2284
01:38:52,511 --> 01:38:55,431
This is a product launch,
notaluncheon.

2285
01:38:55,848 --> 01:38:57,891
And the last thing
I want to do
is connect the iMac: to...

2286
01:38:58,058 --> 01:39:01,019
To the only
successful product that
this company has ever made.

2287
01:39:01,103 --> 01:39:04,273
I'm sorry to be blunt,
but that happens
to be the truth.

2288
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:07,192
The Lisa was a failure.
The Macintosh was a failure.

2289
01:39:08,318 --> 01:39:10,362
IdonWHke
talking like this,

2290
01:39:10,529 --> 01:39:14,158
but I am tired of being Ringo
when I know I was John.

2291
01:39:15,409 --> 01:39:16,535
Everybody loves Ringo.

2292
01:39:16,618 --> 01:39:19,163
And I'm tired of
being patronized by you!

2293
01:39:21,498 --> 01:39:24,084
You think John became John
by winning a raffle, Woz?

2294
01:39:24,168 --> 01:39:25,627
You think he tricked somebody,

2295
01:39:25,711 --> 01:39:27,838
or hit George Harrison
over the head?

2296
01:39:28,005 --> 01:39:29,882
He was John
because he was John.

2297
01:39:30,048 --> 01:39:32,676
He was John
because he wrote
Ticket to <i>Ride.</i>

2298
01:39:32,843 --> 01:39:34,303
And I wrote the Apple ll.

2299
01:39:34,386 --> 01:39:35,387
Everybody?

2300
01:39:35,429 --> 01:39:37,556
I want to clear
the auditorium.
Nobody moves!

2301
01:39:40,309 --> 01:39:42,728
You made
a beautiful board which,
by the way,

2302
01:39:42,811 --> 01:39:43,896
you were willing to
give out for free,

2303
01:39:43,979 --> 01:39:46,148
so don't tell me
how you built Apple.

2304
01:39:46,315 --> 01:39:48,734
If it weren't for me,
you'd be the easiest "A"
at Homestead High School.

2305
01:39:48,817 --> 01:39:52,946
These people live and die
by your praise,
so here's your chance.

2306
01:39:53,113 --> 01:39:55,616
Acknowledge that
something good happened

2307
01:39:55,699 --> 01:39:57,826
that you weren't
in the room for.

2308
01:40:01,288 --> 01:40:03,373
No.
WOZNIAK: Steve!

2309
01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:04,666
Do it.

2310
01:40:05,584 --> 01:40:07,628
It's right. It's...

2311
01:40:09,671 --> 01:40:11,173
It's right.

2312
01:40:11,590 --> 01:40:13,258
Sorry, but no.

2313
01:40:13,675 --> 01:40:15,761
Then let me put it
another way.

2314
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:19,056
I don't think there's a man
who's done more

2315
01:40:19,139 --> 01:40:21,141
to advance
the democratization
that comes

2316
01:40:21,225 --> 01:40:23,310
with personal computing
than I have,

2317
01:40:23,435 --> 01:40:26,313
but you've never had
any respect for me.
Now why is that?

2318
01:40:27,606 --> 01:40:29,483
I'd at least consider
the possibility

2319
01:40:29,566 --> 01:40:31,401
that it's because you've
never had any for me.

2320
01:40:31,610 --> 01:40:32,778
(DOOR OPENS)

2321
01:40:33,779 --> 01:40:35,614
What the hell
is going on here?

2322
01:40:36,031 --> 01:40:37,115
Nothing.

2323
01:40:37,407 --> 01:40:38,825
Thank you for your time.

2324
01:40:42,579 --> 01:40:44,164
It's done.
She's coming back.

2325
01:40:44,873 --> 01:40:48,085
You came a half-inch
from putting this company
out of business.

2326
01:40:49,461 --> 01:40:51,213
Now, who do I see
about that?

2327
01:40:53,048 --> 01:40:55,342
I'm letting you keep
your job.

2328
01:40:55,717 --> 01:40:57,135
You get a pass.

2329
01:41:00,264 --> 01:41:01,723
You know,
when people used to ask me

2330
01:41:01,807 --> 01:41:04,101
what the difference was
between me and Steve Jobs,

2331
01:41:04,184 --> 01:41:07,312
I would say Steve
was the big-picture guy

2332
01:41:07,396 --> 01:41:09,106
and I liked
a solid workbench.

2333
01:41:09,273 --> 01:41:12,234
When people ask me
what the difference is now,
I say

2334
01:41:12,401 --> 01:41:13,735
Steve's an asshole.

2335
01:41:15,070 --> 01:41:16,530
Your products are better
than you are, brother.

2336
01:41:16,780 --> 01:41:18,865
That's the idea, "brother."

2337
01:41:19,283 --> 01:41:22,369
And knowing that,
that's the difference.

2338
01:41:23,245 --> 01:41:25,497
It's not binary.

2339
01:41:26,123 --> 01:41:29,585
You can be decent and gifted
at the same time.

2340
01:41:51,648 --> 01:41:53,066
JOANNA: He didn't mean it.

2341
01:41:53,567 --> 01:41:55,110
Yeah, he did.

2342
01:41:58,113 --> 01:42:00,032
He's a temperamental guy.

2343
01:42:01,450 --> 01:42:02,826
No, he's not.

2344
01:42:07,164 --> 01:42:10,125
It's like, five minutes
before every launch,

2345
01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:11,835
everyone goes to a bar,
gets drunk,

2346
01:42:11,918 --> 01:42:13,879
and tells me
what they really think.

2347
01:42:14,046 --> 01:42:15,088
(CHUCKLES)

2348
01:42:15,172 --> 01:42:16,882
She's coming
to your dressing room.

2349
01:42:27,934 --> 01:42:30,312
JOANNA: I told you
to make things
all right with Lisa.

2350
01:42:30,479 --> 01:42:33,607
I didn't say you had to
settle every blood feud
you have.

2351
01:42:33,774 --> 01:42:37,319
STEVE: The last time
blood feuds weren't settled,
I lost the cover of <i>Time.</i>

2352
01:42:37,819 --> 01:42:39,404
Though, for the life of me,
I still don't know

2353
01:42:39,488 --> 01:42:41,198
what the hell Dan Kottke
was mad at me about.

2354
01:42:41,281 --> 01:42:42,991
Kottke didn't lose you
the cover of <i>Time.</i>

2355
01:42:43,075 --> 01:42:44,159
Of course he did.

2356
01:42:44,242 --> 01:42:46,745
Would you like me
to demonstrate
your capacity to be wrong

2357
01:42:46,828 --> 01:42:47,954
when you're certain
you're right?

2358
01:42:48,038 --> 01:42:50,707
Dan Kottke told
Time magazine
that I was denying...

2359
01:42:50,791 --> 01:42:52,292
Do you remember
the cover?

2360
01:42:52,376 --> 01:42:53,377
<i>Oi Time?</i>

2361
01:42:53,460 --> 01:42:54,544
Yes.
Yes.

2362
01:42:54,628 --> 01:42:55,671
What was it?

2363
01:42:55,754 --> 01:42:56,963
What are you talking about?

2364
01:42:57,047 --> 01:42:58,131
What was on the cover?

2365
01:42:58,215 --> 01:42:59,216
A computer.

2366
01:42:59,299 --> 01:43:00,550
No, it was a sculpture
of a computer.

2367
01:43:01,802 --> 01:43:03,261
It was a sculpture.

2368
01:43:05,430 --> 01:43:08,392
Time would have had
to have commissioned it
months in advance.

2369
01:43:08,725 --> 01:43:10,936
You were never
in the conversation
for Man of the Year.

2370
01:43:11,103 --> 01:43:12,562
Nobody lost you anything.

2371
01:43:14,398 --> 01:43:16,274
So, what else
are you sure about?

2372
01:43:17,442 --> 01:43:19,611
I don't know how
I could've missed that.

2373
01:43:20,404 --> 01:43:21,613
Reality distortion.

2374
01:43:21,738 --> 01:43:23,615
No, seriously.
Seriously.

2375
01:43:23,990 --> 01:43:26,284
Don't try to win
an argument with Lisa.

2376
01:43:26,451 --> 01:43:27,703
Just say you were wrong.

2377
01:43:27,786 --> 01:43:29,121
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

2378
01:43:29,955 --> 01:43:31,248
Come on in, honey!
(DOOR OPENS)

2379
01:43:32,791 --> 01:43:33,750
It's not "honey."

2380
01:43:33,834 --> 01:43:37,421
John! Get in, get in.
Get out of the hall.

2381
01:43:37,504 --> 01:43:39,840
I was taken
in the side entrance.
I'll go out the same way.

2382
01:43:39,923 --> 01:43:41,967
No one will see me.
How are you, Joanna?

2383
01:43:42,134 --> 01:43:45,595
JOANNA: I'm good, John.
I'm just surprised
to see you.

2384
01:43:45,762 --> 01:43:48,265
Everyone here really
appreciates the quote
you gave to Forbes.

2385
01:43:48,432 --> 01:43:49,766
You didn't have
to do that.

2386
01:43:49,933 --> 01:43:51,184
SCULLEY: My pleasure.

2387
01:43:51,768 --> 01:43:54,396
JOANNA: If you want,
I can slip you in the back
once the house lights go out.

2388
01:43:54,479 --> 01:43:56,982
SCULLEY: I'm just here
to say "good luck."
Okay.

2389
01:43:58,942 --> 01:44:00,527
JOANNA: You just have
a couple of minutes.

2390
01:44:00,610 --> 01:44:01,611
Would you try to find...

2391
01:44:01,695 --> 01:44:02,696
Yeah.

2392
01:44:05,741 --> 01:44:07,242
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2393
01:44:07,659 --> 01:44:09,202
You're a good man, John.

2394
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:23,842
So, I brought you a present.

2395
01:44:24,968 --> 01:44:26,136
The Newton.

2396
01:44:27,012 --> 01:44:29,139
If you don't take
it out of the box,
you'll be able to sell it.

2397
01:44:29,222 --> 01:44:31,141
Which is more
than I can say.

2398
01:44:32,309 --> 01:44:33,852
Everything all right there?

2399
01:44:34,227 --> 01:44:36,354
What? No.
(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah.

2400
01:44:36,521 --> 01:44:39,483
Just something
Joanna pointed out to me.

2401
01:44:39,649 --> 01:44:41,526
I missed something
so obvious about...

2402
01:44:42,986 --> 01:44:44,154
It doesn't matter.

2403
01:44:46,490 --> 01:44:49,951
Look, Wall Street's gonna
sit back and wait to see
how you do as CEO,

2404
01:44:50,035 --> 01:44:52,954
so don't let
any fluctuation bother you
for the first 12 months.

2405
01:44:53,038 --> 01:44:54,873
Day traders
are gonna respond.

2406
01:44:56,208 --> 01:44:57,709
I don't need to school you.

2407
01:44:59,419 --> 01:45:01,588
Is this your way of
telling me I shouldn't
have killed the Newton?

2408
01:45:02,506 --> 01:45:05,717
The most efficient
animal on the planet
is the condor.

2409
01:45:06,218 --> 01:45:08,929
The most inefficient animals
on the planet are humans.

2410
01:45:09,054 --> 01:45:11,765
(CHUCKLES) Well,
you shouldn't have
killed it for spite.

2411
01:45:11,890 --> 01:45:13,725
That's bad business.
Don't do that.

2412
01:45:15,101 --> 01:45:19,731
But a human with a bicycle
becomes the most
efficient animal.

2413
01:45:20,398 --> 01:45:22,234
And the right computer...

2414
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:25,445
A friendly, easy computer
that isn't an eyesore,

2415
01:45:25,529 --> 01:45:29,074
but rather sits on your desk
with the beauty
of a tensor lamp,

2416
01:45:29,908 --> 01:45:33,119
the right computer
will be a bicycle
for the mind.

2417
01:45:35,121 --> 01:45:36,414
Do you like it?

2418
01:45:37,457 --> 01:45:39,084
I was given back.

2419
01:45:39,876 --> 01:45:43,880
And what if,
instead of it being
in the right hands,

2420
01:45:44,047 --> 01:45:46,049
it was in everyone's hands?

2421
01:45:46,216 --> 01:45:48,093
Everyone in the world.

2422
01:45:49,761 --> 01:45:52,722
SCULLEY: We'd be talking about
the most tectonic shift
in the status quo since...

2423
01:45:52,806 --> 01:45:53,807
Even

2424
01:45:54,432 --> 01:45:56,977
I don't know why you've
always been interested
in my adoption history,

2425
01:45:57,060 --> 01:46:00,981
but you said, it's not like
someone looked at me
and gave me back.

2426
01:46:01,565 --> 01:46:02,816
But that is what happened.

2427
01:46:02,899 --> 01:46:05,277
You're telling me
you have the right computer?

2428
01:46:06,444 --> 01:46:07,612
It's called Macintosh.

2429
01:46:08,905 --> 01:46:10,949
A lawyer couple
adopted me first,

2430
01:46:11,116 --> 01:46:13,159
then gave me back
after a month.

2431
01:46:13,994 --> 01:46:15,495
They changed their mind.

2432
01:46:17,956 --> 01:46:20,333
Then my parents
adopted me.

2433
01:46:20,458 --> 01:46:23,211
My biological mother
had stipulated
that whoever took me

2434
01:46:23,295 --> 01:46:26,464
had to be college-educated,
wealthy, and Catholic.

2435
01:46:26,965 --> 01:46:29,175
Paul and Clara Jobs
were none of those things,

2436
01:46:29,259 --> 01:46:33,430
so my biological mother
wouldn't sign
the adoption papers.

2437
01:46:33,972 --> 01:46:35,056
What happened?

2438
01:46:35,140 --> 01:46:37,809
There was a legal battle
that went on for a while.

2439
01:46:38,351 --> 01:46:41,313
My mother said
she refused to love me
for the first year.

2440
01:46:41,980 --> 01:46:43,523
You know, in case
they had to give me back.

2441
01:46:44,316 --> 01:46:46,568
You can't refuse to
love someone, Steve.

2442
01:46:46,651 --> 01:46:49,029
Yeah, it turns out
you can.

2443
01:46:49,988 --> 01:46:51,698
What the hell can
a one-month-old do

2444
01:46:51,823 --> 01:46:53,575
that's so bad
that his parents
give him back?

2445
01:46:53,658 --> 01:46:56,578
There's nothing
a one-month-old can do.

2446
01:46:56,661 --> 01:46:59,789
Have you ever thought
about trying to find
your biological father?

2447
01:46:59,873 --> 01:47:01,625
I've met
my biological father.

2448
01:47:01,708 --> 01:47:03,001
For that matter,
so have you.

2449
01:47:06,671 --> 01:47:07,964
It's called Macintosh.

2450
01:47:08,048 --> 01:47:09,424
Mr. Steve Jobs!

2451
01:47:09,507 --> 01:47:11,760
Jandali.
Say hello to John Sculley.

2452
01:47:11,843 --> 01:47:13,219
Jandali owns the place,

2453
01:47:14,304 --> 01:47:15,764
and John's the CEO of Pepsi,

2454
01:47:15,847 --> 01:47:17,432
<i>but I'm trying to get him
to move to Cupertino.</i>

2455
01:47:17,515 --> 01:47:19,017
<i>Put a dent in the universe.</i>

2456
01:47:19,684 --> 01:47:20,936
You eat vegan as well?

2457
01:47:21,561 --> 01:47:22,562
You're kidding me.

2458
01:47:22,729 --> 01:47:23,897
No, I'll eat anything.

2459
01:47:23,980 --> 01:47:25,148
Why don't you
start us off with

2460
01:47:25,231 --> 01:47:27,525
the Mediterranean
lettuce salad
with purslane, mint...

2461
01:47:28,068 --> 01:47:29,527
My sister found him.

2462
01:47:31,905 --> 01:47:32,906
Does he know?

2463
01:47:32,989 --> 01:47:34,449
No. In fact,
he bragged to Mona

2464
01:47:34,532 --> 01:47:36,868
that Steve Jobs
comes in the restaurant
all the time.

2465
01:47:37,535 --> 01:47:39,663
You don't want to...
No.

2466
01:47:40,205 --> 01:47:42,374
<i>SCULLEY: Don't you think
you should talk to him?</i>

2467
01:47:44,209 --> 01:47:46,378
He'd probably find
a reason to sue me.

2468
01:47:47,545 --> 01:47:48,880
Oh, Steve...

2469
01:47:49,547 --> 01:47:52,300
John, if you're here
about your legacy,

2470
01:47:52,384 --> 01:47:54,260
you need to form
a line behind Wozniak.

2471
01:47:55,053 --> 01:47:58,848
(SIGHS) Wozniak's gonna
be fine. I'm the guy
who fired Steve Jobs.

2472
01:47:59,683 --> 01:48:02,894
"Rich, college-educated,
and Catholic."

2473
01:48:02,978 --> 01:48:04,187
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

2474
01:48:04,270 --> 01:48:06,564
Steve, it's time.

2475
01:48:10,276 --> 01:48:12,070
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I've gotta go.

2476
01:48:15,448 --> 01:48:18,618
Did I do this?
Screw it up?

2477
01:48:22,080 --> 01:48:23,790
Let's let it go now.

2478
01:48:26,084 --> 01:48:27,252
It has to be time.

2479
01:48:32,048 --> 01:48:34,259
Come be our CEO.

2480
01:48:36,052 --> 01:48:37,262
Yeah, okay.

2481
01:48:38,930 --> 01:48:40,223
(LAUGHS)

2482
01:48:46,146 --> 01:48:47,272
(SNAPS FINGERS)

2483
01:48:47,439 --> 01:48:49,524
It was the stylus, John.

2484
01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:50,567
What?

2485
01:48:50,650 --> 01:48:52,944
I killed the Newton
because of the stylus.

2486
01:48:53,653 --> 01:48:54,904
If you're holding a stylus,

2487
01:48:54,988 --> 01:48:57,282
you can't use the other five
that are attached
to your wrist.

2488
01:49:01,411 --> 01:49:02,787
Things we could have
done together.

2489
01:49:08,501 --> 01:49:10,336
God, the things
we could've done.

2490
01:49:17,135 --> 01:49:19,929
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

2491
01:49:27,479 --> 01:49:28,855
I'm paying your tuition.

2492
01:49:29,022 --> 01:49:31,149
Are you crazy?
Of course I'm paying
your tuition.

2493
01:49:31,316 --> 01:49:34,819
I must have misunderstood you
when you said you weren't
paying my tuition.

2494
01:49:34,944 --> 01:49:37,447
STEVE: You and your mom
selling the house
was a hostile thing to do.

2495
01:49:37,530 --> 01:49:38,990
She needed the money.

2496
01:49:39,491 --> 01:49:40,784
She always needs the money.

2497
01:49:41,326 --> 01:49:44,162
She needs a doctor.
She has a sinus infection.

2498
01:49:44,829 --> 01:49:48,458
She's had the same
sinus infection since 1988.

2499
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:51,878
I'm gonna take oare
of my mother.
I'm sorry if that angers you.

2500
01:49:52,045 --> 01:49:53,838
It does anger me,
because you're a kid

2501
01:49:53,963 --> 01:49:56,091
and it's not your job
to take care of your mother.

2502
01:49:56,174 --> 01:49:57,842
Is that how yours died?

2503
01:49:58,343 --> 01:50:01,387
Guys, um, step away, please.
Give them some room.

2504
01:50:02,472 --> 01:50:06,684
When your mom is 9O
and can't feed herself,
you can take care of her.

2505
01:50:06,851 --> 01:50:11,356
But right now, she's 45,
perfectly healthy,
and can't feed herself.

2506
01:50:12,023 --> 01:50:15,527
You're supposed to
work hard at school
and be 19, and that's it.

2507
01:50:15,985 --> 01:50:17,028
I'll take care
of your mother.

2508
01:50:17,195 --> 01:50:18,530
Well, keep up
the good work.

2509
01:50:18,655 --> 01:50:20,907
What the hell
do you want from me?
I was sent for.

2510
01:50:21,032 --> 01:50:23,451
Iboughther
a house for $400,000.

2511
01:50:23,535 --> 01:50:25,328
It's worth twice
that much today!

2512
01:50:25,411 --> 01:50:27,747
She sold it for
two magic rocks
and a bowl of soup.

2513
01:50:27,872 --> 01:50:28,998
It was her house.

2514
01:50:29,082 --> 01:50:30,834
She used that money
to travel through Europe.

2515
01:50:30,917 --> 01:50:32,293
Money which you
make her beg for.

2516
01:50:32,377 --> 01:50:34,712
Steve...
STEVE: Don't even start
with that.

2517
01:50:35,046 --> 01:50:37,173
Going to Andy
and asking for the money?

2518
01:50:37,257 --> 01:50:38,466
That was so off-the-charts
over the line...

2519
01:50:38,550 --> 01:50:39,592
I did not do that.

2520
01:50:39,676 --> 01:50:40,844
Andy came to me.

2521
01:50:42,554 --> 01:50:44,264
Everybody have an opinion
on this?

2522
01:50:45,348 --> 01:50:48,101
I'm sorry, guys.
In 30 seconds,
you're going to be late.

2523
01:50:48,268 --> 01:50:50,228
She spends
the money on antiques,

2524
01:50:50,311 --> 01:50:52,647
and then sells them for
a fraction of what she paid.

2525
01:50:52,730 --> 01:50:54,983
And she does it with money
I gave to her for you!

2526
01:50:55,066 --> 01:50:56,067
Steve...

2527
01:50:56,150 --> 01:50:57,811
You came to me hysterical
when you were 13,

2528
01:50:57,907 --> 01:50:59,026
asking if you could
live with me...

2529
01:50:59,111 --> 01:51:00,329
I was not hysterical.

2530
01:51:00,404 --> 01:51:01,789
...bec:ause your mom
was screaming at you
every day.

2531
01:51:01,908 --> 01:51:03,907
And 13 was
the second time
I asked you.

2532
01:51:04,038 --> 01:51:05,578
The stress of her life
as a spiritual healer.

2533
01:51:05,703 --> 01:51:09,538
I don't believe
I said you're a bad guy.
But if I did, lam sorry.

2534
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:15,587
Something happened
to you at school.

2535
01:51:15,712 --> 01:51:20,633
Some first semester
core class that all freshmen
are required to take...

2536
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:22,093
<i>I read Time.</i>

2537
01:51:22,594 --> 01:51:23,595
What?

2538
01:51:24,721 --> 01:51:26,139
I have Internet access
atschooL

2539
01:51:26,222 --> 01:51:27,432
I read an old copy
of Time,

2540
01:51:27,515 --> 01:51:30,643
and I asked my mom
some questions
about my family history.

2541
01:51:30,977 --> 01:51:35,315
That was... Time wrote
a mangled piece ofjournal.

2542
01:51:35,440 --> 01:51:36,691
You were never
supposed to read that.

2543
01:51:36,774 --> 01:51:38,860
I had two different
Harvard statisticians

2544
01:51:38,943 --> 01:51:40,195
try to reverse-engineer
the equation

2545
01:51:40,278 --> 01:51:43,323
that you came up with
to prove that 28%

2546
01:51:43,406 --> 01:51:45,283
of American men
could be my father!

2547
01:51:45,658 --> 01:51:46,784
Honey,LH

2548
01:51:46,951 --> 01:51:48,703
You know,
my mother might be
a troubled woman,

2549
01:51:48,786 --> 01:51:50,288
but what's your excuse?

2550
01:51:51,289 --> 01:51:53,875
That's why I'm not impressed
with your story, Dad!

2551
01:51:53,958 --> 01:51:56,211
It's that you knew
what I was going through,

2552
01:51:56,294 --> 01:51:57,962
and you didn't do
anything about it.

2553
01:51:58,087 --> 01:52:01,758
And that makes you
an unconscionable coward.

2554
01:52:03,593 --> 01:52:05,220
And not for nothing,
but "think" is a verb,
all right?

2555
01:52:05,303 --> 01:52:06,429
Making "different"
an adverb.

2556
01:52:06,512 --> 01:52:08,556
You're asking people
to think differently,

2557
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:11,351
and you can talk about
the Bauhaus movement
and Braun

2558
01:52:11,476 --> 01:52:14,562
and "Simplicity
is sophistication,"
and lssey Miyake uniforms,

2559
01:52:14,687 --> 01:52:17,774
and Bob Dylan lyrics
all you want,
but that thing

2560
01:52:18,483 --> 01:52:21,194
looks like Judy Jetson's
Easy-Bake oven.

2561
01:52:27,992 --> 01:52:29,244
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

2562
01:52:30,286 --> 01:52:32,372
(APPLAUDING CONTINUES)

2563
01:52:36,501 --> 01:52:37,710
(ELEVATOR STOPS)

2564
01:52:37,835 --> 01:52:39,212
(DOOR OPENS)

2565
01:52:40,129 --> 01:52:41,172
STEVE: Hey!

2566
01:52:41,839 --> 01:52:43,508
LISA: Oh, gee,
you're gonna start late.

2567
01:52:43,967 --> 01:52:45,260
You know what
"Lisa" stood for?

2568
01:52:45,343 --> 01:52:46,344
What?

2569
01:52:46,469 --> 01:52:48,304
The computer. The Lisa.
Do you know
what it stood for'?

2570
01:52:48,388 --> 01:52:51,557
I'm sorry I said
that about the iMac:.
It's not what I really think.

2571
01:52:51,641 --> 01:52:54,143
Behind my back,
at the office,
you know what it stood for?

2572
01:52:55,687 --> 01:52:57,313
Local lnteg rated
System Architecture.

2573
01:52:57,397 --> 01:53:00,275
I was five!
Why couldn't you just lie?

2574
01:53:00,358 --> 01:53:01,359
I did.

2575
01:53:02,735 --> 01:53:04,570
Of course it was named
after you.

2576
01:53:05,029 --> 01:53:08,700
"Local Integrated
System Architecture"
doesn't even mean anything.

2577
01:53:09,742 --> 01:53:12,537
Why'd you say it wasn't
all those years?

2578
01:53:15,039 --> 01:53:16,374
I honestly don't know.

2579
01:53:19,043 --> 01:53:21,212
Why'd you say
you aren't my father?

2580
01:53:24,882 --> 01:53:26,676
I'm poorly made.

2581
01:53:34,434 --> 01:53:36,227
It's after 9:00,
you're gonna be late.

2582
01:53:36,311 --> 01:53:37,729
I don't care.

2583
01:53:43,359 --> 01:53:45,278
You're writing
for the Crimson.
What?

2584
01:53:45,445 --> 01:53:47,613
The Apple chapter
of the Harvard
Alumni Association

2585
01:53:47,697 --> 01:53:49,198
tells me you're writing
for the Crimson.

2586
01:53:49,574 --> 01:53:51,701
Oh, yeah,
a little bit. Essays...

2587
01:53:52,702 --> 01:53:53,911
I'd like to read one.

2588
01:53:54,746 --> 01:53:55,788
Sure.

2589
01:53:55,913 --> 01:53:57,957
No, I mean now.
I'd like to read
one of your essays now.

2590
01:53:58,041 --> 01:54:00,126
Come on,
you've got to go on stage.

2591
01:54:02,253 --> 01:54:05,048
The iMac: will not be launched
until you give me
one of your essays,

2592
01:54:05,131 --> 01:54:08,051
so the world
is waiting for you.

2593
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:17,894
JOANNA: I'm really sorry,
guys!

2594
01:54:18,561 --> 01:54:19,729
Good luck.

2595
01:54:33,117 --> 01:54:34,619
Gonna put music
in your pocket.

2596
01:54:34,911 --> 01:54:35,912
What?

2597
01:54:38,456 --> 01:54:42,460
100 songs.
1,000 songs. 500 songs.

2598
01:54:42,627 --> 01:54:46,756
Somewhere between
500 and 1,000 songs,
right in your pocket,

2599
01:54:46,839 --> 01:54:50,301
because I can't stand
looking at that inexplicable
Walkman anymore.

2600
01:54:50,468 --> 01:54:52,637
You're carrying around
a brick playing
a cassette tape.

2601
01:54:53,096 --> 01:54:54,430
We're not savages.

2602
01:54:54,514 --> 01:54:56,974
So I'm gonna put
1,000 songs in your pocket.

2603
01:54:57,642 --> 01:54:58,935
You can do that?

2604
01:54:59,018 --> 01:55:00,144
Mmm-hmm.

2605
01:55:10,822 --> 01:55:12,657
You want to watch
from backstage?

2606
01:55:14,784 --> 01:55:15,827
Okay.

2607
01:55:33,010 --> 01:55:34,011
Go, Cue 1.

2608
01:55:35,388 --> 01:55:36,931
(CROWD CHEERING)

2609
01:56:32,069 --> 01:56:34,739
You remember
that painting you did
on the original Mac?

2610
01:56:37,450 --> 01:56:38,618
I do.

2611
01:56:41,078 --> 01:56:43,581
<i>ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

2612
01:56:44,749 --> 01:56:46,876
<i>Steve Jobs.</i>

2613
01:56:46,959 --> 01:56:47,960
(CROWD CHEERING)

2614
01:57:27,041 --> 01:57:28,042
Woz.

2615
01:57:31,837 --> 01:57:32,964
Whoo!

2616
01:58:14,797 --> 01:58:17,258
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

2616
01:58:18,305 --> 01:58:24,369
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