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Hey, Hulkateers, what time is it?
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Well, that's a good question.
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'Cause the big green guy
went back in time to stop The Leader
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from changing the past
with this time machine belt
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he stole from Dr. Doom's vault.
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Whatever Leader messed up in the past,
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we had to deal with the ripple effect
in the present.
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Like these super-smart dinosaurs,
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which would be totally awesome
if they hadn't taken over the world
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and tried to exterminate humans.
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Hulk must have fixed it in the past
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'cause everything's back to normal here
in the Latverian Embassy.
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Question is,
when will the big green guy pop up next?
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(clanging)
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I'm gonna guess, the Viking age.
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(chuckles)
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(crow cawing)
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(both screaming)
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Huh?
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Hulk: Rune-covered monoliths?
Must be Iceland.
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The Leader: Congratulations, oaf.
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You've deduced where you are,
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but haven't the faintest clue
as to when or why.
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Hello.
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Hmm.
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The Leader: There you are,
my little Berserker Staff.
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No souvenirs, Leader.
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I'm smashing you back to the future.
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Right now!
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-(Hulk grunts)
-(The Leader shrieks)
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(sighs)
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And that is why you will ultimately fail.
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Wherever we are, whenever we are, my...
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Frost Giant: Attack!
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Hulk: Frost Giants.
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Definitely Iceland.
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(roaring)
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-(The Leader grunts)
-Hulk: Come and get me, big ice jerks!
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Frost Giant: Berserker Staff! (growls)
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Now I will be unstoppable in battle!
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(roaring)
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Hulk: Sorry, frosty.
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I'm the only rampaging smasher here.
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Your brute strength won't save you now!
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Well, that takes care of the giant uglies.
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The Leader: Yes. Thank you, Hulk.
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-(clangs)
-(grunts)
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Hulk: Young Thor?
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How do you know my name, ogre?
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It's okay. I'm a friend.
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Or, I will be.
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-(yells)
-(growling)
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(theme music)
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A-Bomb: So, either Hulk is stuck somewhere
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in a field of electronic snow...
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Red Hulk: Or Shulkie can't figure
how to make this Doom-tech
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track down greenie!
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-Skaar fix.
-Whoa, whoa!
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Down, boy. Fix with smarts!
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Not with pointy things!
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(growls) Stupid machine!
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(grunts)
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-(growling)
-(scoffs)
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What? Skaar foot not pointy.
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You know, just once
I'd like to see Nature Boy
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think before he smashes.
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(EXPLOSION)
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Great. What else did you break?
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Skaar: Skaar not do that.
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A-Bomb: Okay,
so what is Thor's portal-thingy
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doing here in Midtown?
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Oh, great. It's Loki.
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Beings of Midgard,
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prepare to be enslaved by your superiors.
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I got your "superior" right here,
horn head!
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(grunts)
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(chuckles)
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-(growls)
-Take it easy, Skaar.
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Remember, Loki's a trickster.
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He got you locked up
for a thousand years on Asgard.
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Skaar remember, and Skaar slash! (screams)
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(Skaar babbles, grunts)
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She-Hulk: This is what I'm talking about.
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You need to fight him with brains!
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Obviously, something none of you possess.
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(She-Hulk grunts)
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(scoffs)
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(She-Hulk groaning)
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Loki: Foolish ogress.
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You dare match wits
with the Prince of Mischief?
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A-Bomb: About time we got some backup.
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Your no-good brother is out of control!
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You dare speak ill of Loki?
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-(grunts)
-(gasps)
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(groaning) Wait, wait.
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Thor doesn't know us,
and he's friends with Loki?
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Oh, what is greenie doing
back in the past, anyway?
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Young Thor: You will surrender
the Berserker Staff, jade ogre!
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Or you will meet your doom!
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You're barely a match for me all grown up.
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Now you're just a punk kid!
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(chuckles)
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(muffled screaming)
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Young Loki: Silence, beast!
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That arrogant punk
happens to be my brother!
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The Leader: I warn you, young magician.
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Brute force is useless against him.
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Use your wits.
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(Hulk roaring)
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(muffled screaming, groans)
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Now, brother. While he is blinded!
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-(Young Thor grunts)
-(Hulk groans)
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Young Loki: Now, to bind the beast!
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(Hulk grunts, groaning)
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(chuckling)
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There is no escaping my manacles,
you emerald beast.
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The more you struggle,
the tighter they bind.
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I thank you for your sage advice,
large-headed one.
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-You may go.
-Young Thor: Nay, brother!
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We will bring both these ogres
and their trinkets
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back to the All-Father,
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as tokens of our glorious
victory this day.
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Along with the Berserker
Staff we were sent for.
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Do not touch the staff, brother,
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lest its power of unleashed rage
overwhelm you!
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Still...
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gloved hands
might be a wiser course of action.
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Young Thor: Very well, brother Loki.
And let us make for Asgard.
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Open the Bifrost!
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(thunder crackling)
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guard 1: Hail, Odin, All-Father of Asgard!
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Odin: What strange creatures be these?
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The Leader: I am merely a humble wizard,
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offering my services
to the great All-Father,
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Odin of Asgard.
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Honeyed words from a forked tongue.
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I trust him not.
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You did well to defeat these
odd green ogres, Thor.
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-Thank you, Father.
-(Hulk grunting)
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But I could not have
won the day with Lok...
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-And the Berserker Staff?
-Young Loki: As you instructed, Father.
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Loki, where is the other piece?
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The fragments do not match.
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A third piece is missing from the middle!
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Do you realize the danger of your blunder?
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Young Thor: Do not blame Loki, Father.
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Anyone could have made that mistake.
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Odin: You are not anyone.
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You are Princes of Asgard!
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This hammer, Mjolnir,
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was forged for the day
when one of you proves worthy.
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Possessing not only
the strength to wield it,
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but the wisdom to wield it wisely.
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Only then will it be bound
to that son forever
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as a force for good!
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Sadly, today is not that day, Loki.
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Now you can escort these prisoners
to the dungeons.
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Thor, come with me.
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Young Loki: Here, you lumbering oaf.
This is your cell.
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(grunts, groaning)
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Why will my father not see my true worth?
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Because you are not his true son.
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-Liar!
-(grunts)
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Don't blame the messenger.
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You know this to be true in your heart.
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Young Loki: No! (groaning)
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Odin will never accept you,
a Frost Giant, as his heir.
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Because he fears you are his superior.
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Imagine an Asgard where intellect rules,
instead of brute strength.
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You have a power far greater, Loki.
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Your mind.
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Use it for your gain.
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(clanging)
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(grunts)
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(yelling)
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Hulk smash Leader!
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-(slamming)
-(The Leader whimpers)
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Back, ogre! You are no match for...
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-(shrieks)
-Hulk smash Loki!
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guard 1: He has the prince!
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Release him, beast!
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(roaring)
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-(roaring continues)
-(guards whimper)
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-guard 2: No! (groans)
-Hmm...
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-Hulk: Hulk smash puny guards!
-(guards yelling)
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Hulk smash Asgard!
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(roaring)
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(yells)
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(growls)
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(roars, groans)
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That which threatens Asgard
must first face the wrath of Odin.
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(growls)
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(grunts) Hulk smash Odin!
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(roars)
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(yells)
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(Hulk roaring)
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(groaning)
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So, you possess the missing piece
of the Berserker Staff?
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You will not fall easily.
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(growling)
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Even with a Berserker rage,
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no monster shall stand
before the king of Asgard.
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-(Hulk grunts)
-(gasps)
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(both yelling)
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(groaning)
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-(slams)
-(roars)
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(yelling)
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-Young Loki: Father!
-Young Thor: Help our father, brother.
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I will subdue this beast!
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-(yells)
-(thwacks)
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(growls)
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Young Loki: Don't speak, Father. Rest.
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Your Odin sleep will revive you.
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Someone must serve as All-Father.
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Whoever defeats the green ogre
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will be worthy to carry my spear.
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You will pay... ogre.
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(Young Loki and Young Thor grunt)
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-(growls)
-The Leader: When will you learn...
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your brutish strength
is no match for my superior mind,
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you lumbering buffoon?
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(roaring)
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(groaning)
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(clatters)
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(panting)
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Young Thor: The Berserker Staff fragment!
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Clearly, the green ogre hid it,
to use as a weapon against us!
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The Leader: By Odin's own decree...
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I humbly accept the title of All-Father.
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Behold, the dawning of a new age
of intellect for Asgard!
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(both gasp)
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(thunder crackling)
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The Leader: Kneel before your All-Father.
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Seriously? Leader rules Asgard?
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Cuz must have really messed up
the past this time.
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The Leader: Under my impeccable
leadership,
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we have conquered eight realms.
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Naturally, I saved the best for last.
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Once we have taken over Earth, um...
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Midgard... I will finally bestow
this hammer
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to the one of you I deem worthy.
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I will enchant them to destroy one another
for your amusement.
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I will bring you the ogres' heads
on pikes,
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to prove my worth.
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Tempting.
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But I prefer to let
the Frost Giants finish them.
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(Frost Giants growling)
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Hulk: What's the matter with you, Thor?
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Are you just gonna let that wizard
take over Asgard?
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He can't be trusted.
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Silence! Your punishment awaits.
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Young Loki: I bring the prisoner
as you command, All-Father.
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Hulk: Seriously? All-Father? You?
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Wow.
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The Leader: I earned the throne
by using my superior intellect
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to defeat you, savage!
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I will fulfill the All-Father's legacy
by taking over the nine realms,
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and enslave...
259
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Um, uniting them under my leadership.
260
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For that, I will require an army,
261
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and these Frost Giants will be unstoppable
262
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once they've been charged up
263
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with the most powerful force
in the universe...
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gamma energy.
265
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Where are you gonna get gamma
in the middle of the Viking Age?
266
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The small-minded believe
Asgard is based on magic,
267
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but my genius sees it for what it is,
268
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super-advanced science,
that I will put to my use.
269
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(screaming)
270
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(straining)
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(Hulk screaming)
272
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(screaming continues)
273
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Yes! A gamma-powered army
and your painful demise
274
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in one fell swoop.
275
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I am nothing if not efficient.
276
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Thor! This isn't what Odin wanted!
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He'd never enslave other worlds!
278
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His words ring true, brother.
279
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Father always fought to maintain peace
in the nine realms.
280
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Odin was weak.
281
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He never understood
the true power of the mind.
282
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Not as we do, Loki.
283
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Follow your intellect,
284
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and you may yet prove worthy
of this hammer.
285
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:59,875
How wise is it to torture someone
who's telling you the truth?
286
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,582
Feeling worthy yet?
287
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,003
Young Thor: This is wrong! (grunting)
288
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The Leader: Stop it, you little fool!
289
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You dare defy the All-Father?
290
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,748
Leave my brother alone! (grunts)
291
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,464
The Leader: He's not your brother!
292
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And you ain't no All-Father.
293
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I beat Odin. I can beat you, too!
294
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:29,627
You only defeated Odin
because I gave you the Berserker Staff
295
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and sent you into a crazed rage!
296
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(The Leader screams)
297
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You... You deceived us!
298
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Hulk: You two go wake your father.
299
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:41,381
I'll keep The Leader busy.
300
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,382
Always wanted to swing that hammer.
301
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Good thing it hadn't been
enchanted to anybody yet.
302
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,584
We smashed them snowmen
into powder once before.
303
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We can do it again!
Even with our hands tied!
304
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(growling)
305
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Did I mention
they were gamma Frost Giants?
306
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,960
We can't muscle our way out of this.
307
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,081
We need to think of something else!
308
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:18,420
(grunting) Skaar want to chain
horn head man!
309
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,330
See how horn head man like!
310
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:22,712
She-Hulk: That's it!
311
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,326
Skaar, you're a genius!
312
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both: Skaar, a genius?
313
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Yeah! Just do what I do!
314
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Tug of war! Now!
315
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(all grunting)
316
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-(slams)
-(Red Hulk groans)
317
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Thor: Free us from these bonds, brother!
318
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,920
Loki: But that would release the ogres!
319
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What choice have we?
They smell of rancid yak musk.
320
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(Loki grunts)
321
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Loki: Your magic serves you well,
my brother.
322
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Oh, yeah?
323
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,130
Well, let me show you clowns
a little magic, Red Hulk-style.
324
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,424
-(roars)
-(Loki and Thor grunting)
325
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:08,632
Only thing stronger than our stank
is our smash!
326
00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:11,829
Nice arm. How 'bout using it
on some Frost Giants?
327
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,789
Red Hulk: Smashball special, comin' up!
328
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,958
(grunting)
329
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,460
(roars)
330
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You're next, freezer-face! Feel the burn!
331
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,383
(grunts)
332
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(Skaar yells)
333
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,171
She-Hulk: What...
334
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,206
Smart.
335
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,666
(both groan)
336
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,960
You imbeciles think
you can earn this hammer by failing me?
337
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,173
Loki: Please forgive us, All-Father!
338
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,670
Thor: We will prove ourselves worthy!
339
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,921
Then please do something
useful for a change.
340
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,578
She-Hulk: You gonna take that
from big bro?
341
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,577
Use your power and fight back!
342
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,787
Use brain. Leader never give you hammer.
343
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,415
Even Skaar know that.
344
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:03,206
-Perhaps the ogres are right.
-Nay, brother.
345
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,791
For better or worse,
Leader is still All-Father.
346
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:10,245
Hmm. Then let us decide once and for all
347
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,711
who was worthy to wield the hammer!
348
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,542
(both grunting)
349
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:19,172
(laughs) Victory is mine!
350
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,380
I claim Mjolnir!
351
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,498
The Leader: You think brute strength
makes you worthy?
352
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:28,584
As long as I am All-Father,
you will never wield the hammer.
353
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,035
Loki, embrace your destiny at my side!
354
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,375
(Loki chuckles)
355
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,535
Loki: Yes, All-Father.
356
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:38,825
Thor: No!
357
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,327
-(both grunt)
-(Thor groans)
358
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,540
(Loki chuckles)
359
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,745
I was hoping you'd do that!
360
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,384
Wait, you tricked him
into giving me the hammer?
361
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:53,537
Who knew you could be so clever, brother?
362
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,580
Use your brain, trickster!
Use the hammer on him.
363
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,080
He is my brother!
364
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,081
If not by blood, then by battle!
365
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,286
Yes, brother!
366
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:06,417
Now let us combine our might,
and depose this pretender
367
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,330
from the throne of Asgard.
368
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,667
Never!
369
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,207
(grunts) Now, brother!
370
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,995
For Asgard!
371
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,075
No! (grunting)
372
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,746
(The Leader screaming)
373
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,174
(thuds)
374
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:27,707
Why, brother? Why give me the hammer?
375
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,042
It was the smart thing to do.
376
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:34,382
-(Hulk grunting)
-(slamming)
377
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:39,132
Our weapons may be equal,
but my intellect will always be superior!
378
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:42,208
If you're really that smart,
you'd know when to shut up!
379
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,576
(The Leader thuds)
380
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,667
Yeah. Sometimes brawn does beat brains.
381
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,745
Uh... About that
"smashing you" thing before?
382
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,463
I can explain.
383
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,249
No explanation is necessary.
384
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,785
The sons of Odin have told all.
385
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,827
There is one more matter
to be settled, Father.
386
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,539
If, in fact, you are my father.
387
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,125
Odin: It is true, Loki.
388
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,790
You are not my son by birth.
389
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:19,628
You're far too clever to have come
from this stubborn old warrior.
390
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:24,673
But still, I am proud
to call myself your father.
391
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,252
But those who abuse their intellect,
392
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,875
will face the wrath of Odin.
393
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,713
Well, that's certainly not the wise play.
394
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,625
(Hulk sighs) Not again.
395
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,825
We are forever indebted to you Hulks
396
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:47,497
for helping us see the true nature
of this so-called Leader.
397
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:51,633
We're just glad you finally shut
his big, stinkin' pie hole.
398
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:56,326
The time has come to wake Father
and return his spear and hammer.
399
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,875
You should keep the hammer, brother.
You've earned it.
400
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,286
Thor: Farewell, my muscular friends.
401
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,917
We will meet again soon.
402
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,625
Leader won't get far, if I can help it.
403
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:11,671
I can send you wherever you need to go
to hunt down the fiend.
404
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,793
(beeping)
405
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,125
Appreciate the offer,
but it's more of a...
406
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,418
whenever.
407
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,792
(heroic music)
408
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,830
Gonna take brains and brawn
to stop Leader from messing with the past.
409
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,456
Just hope I can use them both well.
410
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:31,750
Hulk out!
411
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,542
(closing theme music)