1
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(whooshes)

2
00:00:10,458 --> 00:00:12,208
Oh, man, this is not good.

3
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The parking lot's empty.

4
00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:15,633
Which means, this place is dead.

5
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No girls, no arcade,
probably a lame-o food court.

6
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Court of food?

7
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(sighs)

8
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The fewer people here, the better.

9
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I hate this place.

10
00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:28,076
You just hate it because
you don't want to freak people out!

11
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But we're gonna fix that.

12
00:00:29,709 --> 00:00:31,129
(grumbles)

13
00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:33,578
Courtesy of the flyer I got for this mall!

14
00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:37,707
She-Hulk: Today only, 70% off
all fashion accessories!

15
00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:41,383
Sounds like Greenie's
gonna get a makeover!

16
00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,128
(laughing, grunts)

17
00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:44,538
(clattering)

18
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There's some lipstick for you.

19
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A-Bomb: Whoa! It's packed!

20
00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:51,461
I guess everybody used
underground parking.

21
00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:55,293
(people gasping)

22
00:00:55,417 --> 00:00:57,577
Scared. What'd I tell you?

23
00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:00,707
Fear? All I smell is respect.

24
00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:04,170
<i>Sure, we punch planets, wrestle dinosaurs,</i>

25
00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:05,330
<i>and got a talking jet,</i>

26
00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:09,207
<i>but we're also mall-goers just like you.</i>

27
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<i>If people stop to get to know us better,</i>
<i>they might see that.</i>

28
00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:14,919
(Hulk grumbling) Oh, come on.

29
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I'm a 68 double-long.

30
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What if I get into action?
I can't move! (groans)

31
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Hulk: Aw, this is a terrible color.

32
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(grumbling)

33
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Lots of heroes go incognito.

34
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Think of it as urban camouflage.

35
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(scoffs) Jen, this is stupid.

36
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People know a monster when they see one.

37
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(rasping)

38
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-(groans)
-She-Hulk: We'll take it.

39
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-(elevator bell dings)
-Skaar: Yum!

40
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That's right, Skaar,

41
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it's the food court.

42
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A buffet of international eateries.

43
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You got American, Churro Republic,

44
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and my favorite, Pretzella stand.

45
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Actually not sure
where pretzels come from,

46
00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,963
but, I'll show you where they're going.

47
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(munches)

48
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(muffled) They're going in my mouth!

49
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Hey. You got a problem, rent-a-badge?

50
00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,668
(stammers)

51
00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:04,750
(crackling)

52
00:02:07,709 --> 00:02:09,999
(rustling)

53
00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:16,416
What is that?

54
00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,249
(whirring)

55
00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:25,171
-(explosion)
-(grunting)

56
00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,960
(crackling)

57
00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:33,035
What is that? A robot?

58
00:02:33,125 --> 00:02:36,955
Whatever it is, he's got "smash"
written all over his ugly mug.

59
00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:40,461
Computer: <i>Transit complete.</i>
<i>Acquire target.</i>

60
00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:41,922
<i>Scanning.</i>

61
00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:47,289
<i>Invalid targets.</i>

62
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She-Hulk: Seriously?
Five minutes into shopping,

63
00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:53,213
and already, some tin-plated
maniac is causing trouble.

64
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(whimpering) No!

65
00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,630
Computer: <i>Scanning.</i>

66
00:02:57,709 --> 00:02:58,579
(whimpering)

67
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Deathlok: Primary target acquired.

68
00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:01,957
Activate weapons.

69
00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,541
He's after the girl!

70
00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,785
-(Hulk grunting)
-(Deathlok beeping)

71
00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:08,379
(whirring)

72
00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:10,328
Hulk! No!

73
00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,627
Computer: <i>Reacquire target.</i>

74
00:03:17,709 --> 00:03:19,209
(whimpering)

75
00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:21,291
Computer: <i>Eliminate target.</i>

76
00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,875
-Huh?
-(weapon whirring)

77
00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:25,669
Please, don't hurt me.

78
00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,044
No!

79
00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,880
(theme music)

80
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(weapon whirring)

81
00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:46,829
(whimpering)

82
00:03:46,917 --> 00:03:47,957
Help!

83
00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:51,075
Fear not, damsel in distress!

84
00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:54,125
A-Bomb: A-Bomb is... (yells)

85
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Okay. Check you later.

86
00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:58,825
Ow.

87
00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,170
Jen, protect the girl.

88
00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,460
Skaar, check on A-Bomb.

89
00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,172
Red, clear the civilians!

90
00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:06,750
This creep is all mine.

91
00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,500
Red Hulk: Well, what are you waiting for?

92
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,883
Run, you puny punks!

93
00:04:11,959 --> 00:04:14,329
-(roars)
-(screaming)

94
00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:16,955
Being scary does come in handy.

95
00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:18,251
Picking on a kid?

96
00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,081
You're even meaner than you look.

97
00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:24,714
That's a bull's-eye, Greenie!

98
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You're supposed to help me.

99
00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,665
We can't let that monster... (grunts)

100
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Monster?

101
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They're called teenage girls.

102
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And, yeah, I don't understand them either,

103
00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:39,747
but I know a blaster in the face
is not a good opener!

104
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<i>And I thought I was scary-looking.</i>

105
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<i>This is the last guy</i>
<i>that should be calling anyone a monster.</i>

106
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Where are you taking me?

107
00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:50,748
Far away from the
trigger-happy metal head.

108
00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,254
(grunting)

109
00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,963
Wait! Are you, like, a dude or a robot?

110
00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:55,961
Or some kind of robo-dude?

111
00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:57,291
(screams)

112
00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,500
You hit him high,

113
00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:02,543
and I'll punch him everywhere else!

114
00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:04,882
Deathlok: You idiots.

115
00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:07,709
Do I have to pound it
through your thick skulls?

116
00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:09,832
That ain't a girl!

117
00:05:11,709 --> 00:05:13,709
(screams)

118
00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:14,962
You okay?

119
00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:16,291
Don't be afraid.

120
00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,915
I'm here to help you.

121
00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:21,332
-Girl: Don't...
-(gasps)

122
00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:22,417
Need...

123
00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,580
Inhuman Voice: Help!

124
00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,127
What are you?

125
00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,328
-(clattering)
-(glass shatters)

126
00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,786
(grunts)

127
00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:33,042
You better hope you missed.

128
00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,875
Hulk: A lot of heavy artillery
just to take out a kid.

129
00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,749
(groans)

130
00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,173
Computer: <i>Target reacquired.</i>

131
00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,825
Beware, she's... (groans)

132
00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,577
Silence!

133
00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:47,042
Girl's back with her parents.

134
00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,825
We need to take him out.

135
00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:54,831
Computer: <i>Directive, destroy.</i>

136
00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:56,497
-(weapon whirring)
-All right, you chromed-out

137
00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:57,923
Phantom of the Opera.

138
00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,880
This is the part where you give up.

139
00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,499
Or get smashed.

140
00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,173
Deathlok: Listen, idiot.

141
00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,170
She is not your friend.

142
00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,040
She's a shape-shifting alien,

143
00:06:08,125 --> 00:06:10,495
and she's about to take over your planet.

144
00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,883
Trust me.

145
00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:13,749
Trust a zombie robot?

146
00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:16,504
What, you going to have Red Skull come
and vouch for you?

147
00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,830
Robo-creep's telling the truth. Smash her!

148
00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:23,287
She-Hulk: She stole my look!

149
00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,785
Smash her!

150
00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:28,035
So, he's not lying, but one of them is?

151
00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:29,995
Skaar's head muscle hurt.

152
00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,713
About time you dimwits caught on.

153
00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,752
-Shoot her.
-No, shoot her!

154
00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:36,504
Hulk: Wait!
How do you know which is which?

155
00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:37,883
Deathlok: Doesn't matter.

156
00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:39,883
(both groan)

157
00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,749
A-Bomb: Yeah, it does matter, Tex.

158
00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,504
You took out both of them,
including our friend.

159
00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:45,213
Hulk: We still don't know which is which.

160
00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:48,711
Can't recognize your own cousin?

161
00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:50,542
She-Hulk: You gonna give me a hand,
or what?

162
00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:54,924
Red Hulk: Ironhide wasn't kidding
about aliens.

163
00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,581
It's a Super-Skrull.

164
00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:01,667
Top dog in a violent race
of world-conquering shape shifters.

165
00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:05,955
<i>This creep copied all</i>
<i>The Fantastic Four's powers.</i>

166
00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:08,081
<i>Mr. Fantastic's stretchability,</i>

167
00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,916
<i>The Thing's tremendous strength,</i>

168
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,290
<i>Sue Richards' ability to turn invisible,</i>

169
00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:15,627
<i>and the Human Torch,</i>
<i>biggest hothead of the bunch.</i>

170
00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:17,789
<i>Super-Skrull can mimic 'em all.</i>

171
00:07:18,917 --> 00:07:20,997
(sighs) <i>Shape shifting's a handy power.</i>

172
00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,375
<i>You know, I wouldn't mind</i>
<i>being able to walk into a movie</i>

173
00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,328
<i>without sending the crowd running.</i>

174
00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:28,712
So, like, what's your deal, dude?

175
00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,382
You some kind of... "Killer robot"?

176
00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:31,708
Half-robot.

177
00:07:31,792 --> 00:07:32,922
A cyborg.

178
00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,290
Created by a project code-named Deathlok.

179
00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:38,075
Deathlok!

180
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,286
(imitating guitar)

181
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,205
(heavy metal music playing)

182
00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,381
A-Bomb: I'm gonna name my band after you.

183
00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:44,288
You're not into it?

184
00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:46,787
I was sent here to stop Super-Skrull

185
00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,785
from wiping out every human on Earth.

186
00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,290
You dumb apes nearly blew it.

187
00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:54,875
First off, not dumb.

188
00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:57,539
Just because we're big
doesn't make us stupid.

189
00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:01,125
And when a half-metal freak shows up
and starts blasting,

190
00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:02,788
I start smashing.

191
00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:05,415
You could have hurt a lot
of innocent people, too.

192
00:08:08,917 --> 00:08:11,287
Not so sure they're innocent.

193
00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:17,418
Knew I hated the mall.

194
00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:26,578
: Heads up, troops.
Super-Skrull just went Invisible Girl!

195
00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,707
Super-Skrull: <i>Your unexpected arrival</i>
<i>has forced me to accelerate</i>

196
00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:32,752
<i>our plans to end your inferior species.</i>

197
00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:34,964
<i>But patience never was</i>

198
00:08:35,041 --> 00:08:36,671
-Huh?
- <i>my strong suit.</i>

199
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,130
A-Bomb: Where is he?

200
00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:40,665
(growling)

201
00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,130
Take care of them
while I ready the weapon.

202
00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:45,418
We've got a planet to wipe clean.

203
00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,382
Wipe clean?

204
00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,538
Stay on him!

205
00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:53,455
Can't let him set off whatever
planet-busting doomsday gimmick he's got.

206
00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,002
Got one mission.

207
00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,543
Save the earth.

208
00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:58,583
Don't plan on failing.

209
00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:02,749
(chiming)

210
00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,459
You know, we should have seen this coming.

211
00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,133
(all grunting)

212
00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:10,288
I call the green ones!

213
00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,035
Hulks are scary.

214
00:09:23,709 --> 00:09:25,209
She-Hulk: There's too many!

215
00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:26,791
They can't copy our strength,

216
00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,915
so the facelifts won't help them much.

217
00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,788
That so?

218
00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,079
Again?

219
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,706
I'm the real me, you half-tin sideshow!

220
00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,166
Guess that makes them the Skrulls.

221
00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,290
What? You too ugly to copy?

222
00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:49,955
Not exactly.

223
00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:52,381
Machinery, they can't mimic it.

224
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,078
But you know all about that.

225
00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,876
Deathlok: Don't you, Skrull?

226
00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:57,669
A-Bomb: I got him, D-lok!

227
00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:05,419
Red! They're using confusion,
and it's working.

228
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,710
We got to organize.

229
00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:07,922
Wait a minute.

230
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,830
How do I know that you're the real you?

231
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,705
'Cause I've been drinking
all your chocolate milk.

232
00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:13,962
What?

233
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,538
We got to flatten this mob now.

234
00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,495
Hulks! Thunderclap!

235
00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,625
So, your fancy pants
computer brain got a bead

236
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,630
on where that unoriginal alien got off to?

237
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,375
Down.

238
00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,497
Beats waiting for the elevator.

239
00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:38,707
After you.

240
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,920
<i>Trust him?</i>

241
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,170
<i>One look at Deathlok,</i>

242
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,040
<i>and you know he has only one purpose.</i>

243
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,165
<i>Destruction.</i>

244
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,500
<i>So, no, I don't think so.</i>

245
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,333
Oh, great!
We're in that stupid gadget store.

246
00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:58,377
The one with the massage chairs
and the astronaut pens.

247
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,748
Skrull base.

248
00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,504
Know 'em all too well.

249
00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,825
<i>Sure, I pegged Deathlok as a bad guy.</i>

250
00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,207
<i>But he's kind of awesome</i>
<i>with his robo eyeball.</i>

251
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,041
<i>I got to copy his video footage.</i>

252
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,384
I'm A-Bomb, by the way.

253
00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,745
In case you...

254
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,384
Wanted to know, or...

255
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,828
Whatever.

256
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,577
I know who you are.

257
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:19,787
Seen your show.

258
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,955
Whoa, wait. What, seriously?

259
00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:24,211
Like, on purpose, you watched it?

260
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,791
Guys, it's cool! He's a fan!

261
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:30,575
Not a fan. Came with my mission download.

262
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,627
It's how we knew it happened today.

263
00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:35,709
Your broadcast was
the last footage of old Earth.

264
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,712
What do you mean, "old Earth"?

265
00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,632
And "last footage"?

266
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,080
And "Down Load"?

267
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,540
I knew you wouldn't get it.

268
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,455
That's why I didn't tell you before.

269
00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,582
Try me.

270
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,130
(sighs)

271
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,168
On this date, the Skrulls
successfully wipe out

272
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,790
all life on the planet.

273
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:57,955
And terraform
the scorched earth to resettle it.

274
00:11:58,041 --> 00:12:00,921
Are you saying you're from the future?

275
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,040
An unlucky survivor.

276
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,037
<i>Hold up, hold on.</i>

277
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,415
<i>This dude is from the future?</i>

278
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,210
<i>Mind...</i> (imitates explosion)

279
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,421
<i>Blown.</i>

280
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,672
Deathlok: (whispering)
This way. Stay out of sight.

281
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:19,671
A-Bomb:
What are those pointy-eared elves up to?

282
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:24,420
They ain't building toys for Santa.

283
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:27,210
Deathlok: No explosives. No gas.

284
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:28,541
No laser.

285
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,211
What weapon could they be using?

286
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,251
When in doubt, smash!

287
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,457
What do you want with Earth?

288
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,882
It has strategic value to us.

289
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,919
An outpost from which
we can conquer other worlds.

290
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,290
(Hulk yelling)

291
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,457
(alarm blaring)

292
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,292
These Skrulls are all cowards.

293
00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,382
They are good at running away.

294
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:59,208
Don't worry.
We'll be back to clean up when it's over.

295
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,831
A-Bomb: Uh, he's going to burn us
to ashes, isn't he?

296
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,629
Rest in pieces, Hulks.

297
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,710
-Hulk: After him!
-She-Hulk: It's too hot!

298
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,917
Computer: <i>Mission failure.</i>

299
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,330
No, shut up! It's not over!

300
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:20,959
Duck and cover!

301
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:29,289
(flames roar)

302
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,825
You know, you kind of get used to
the blazing inferno after a minute.

303
00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,127
Just like a hot bath.

304
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,828
That's 'cause it's moving away from us.

305
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,207
It's a spaceship blasting off, genius.

306
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,171
The mall's a spaceship?

307
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,580
Bye, court of food.

308
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,667
And good bye, Earth.

309
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,130
Okay, Hulks.

310
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,378
To the jump jet.

311
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,828
We can't stop them now.

312
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,417
My temporal computer has calculated
my mission as a failure.

313
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,210
There's no changing the future.

314
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:16,671
Deathlok: Earth is finished.

315
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,380
Hulk: Save the doom and gloom, Deathlok.

316
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,128
Your computer didn't factor us in.

317
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,879
Hulk: <i>And the Skrull</i>
<i>haven't flipped the switch yet.</i>

318
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,579
So, let me guess.
We're going back to the mall?

319
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,417
Yep. The hard way.

320
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:35,037
(crashing)

321
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,165
This Skrull ship
ain't got much for artillery,

322
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,540
or they'd have blown us
straight out of the sky!

323
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,705
Computer: <i>Analysis complete.</i>

324
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,002
<i>No explosive compounds present.</i>

325
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,293
Impossible!

326
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,877
Records show Earth's temperature hit
over 200 degrees globally today.

327
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:51,041
Only the heat from a massive
blast could do that.

328
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,745
Maybe you're missing something.

329
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,174
Heat doesn't always mean an explosion.

330
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:58,290
(alarm blaring)

331
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,205
It's an ambush!

332
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,081
A-Bomb: Who-faces dead ahead!

333
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,626
Got this. (roars)

334
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,035
Puny copycats.

335
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,205
Hulk: Where's the king fraud
and his weapon?

336
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,633
Unless you want a face like mine,
start talking.

337
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:14,829
The controls are up.

338
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,167
Weapons down.

339
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,250
The Super-Skrull will be up!

340
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,290
Weapon is down.

341
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,825
Red, A-Bomb, Skaar, smash it!

342
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,497
She-Hulk, stick with me.

343
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,083
I want to keep a close
eye on Mr. Deathbot.

344
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,788
<i>Let's do this!</i>

345
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,170
Red Hulk: Whoa!
Bet you he knows where the weapon is.

346
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,830
Come on, boys!

347
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,037
Spread out. We'll find 'em.

348
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,035
(sniffing) A little green man
in here somewhere.

349
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,750
A-Bomb: Where did he go?

350
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,504
Red-hulk: Ah, he got past us.

351
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,043
(clatters)

352
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,285
Uh... Why floor open?

353
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,285
Aw, crackers!

354
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,575
(all yell)

355
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,627
A-Bomb: Man, I hate Skrulls.

356
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,579
Deathlok: The weapon control has got to be
on that central console.

357
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,212
And if we can't shut it down manually,

358
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,461
I've got an option.

359
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,665
Computer: <i>Directive.</i>

360
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,290
<i>In event of mission failure,</i>

361
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,707
<i>initiate self-destruct sequence.</i>

362
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,172
Might be strong enough
to take the controls out.

363
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:21,670
Hulk: Hey. We're stopping this,
and we're all going home.

364
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,790
Stop it, maybe.
But I'm not going back home.

365
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:27,785
There's no return ticket for me.

366
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,245
<i>Me of all people should have known better.</i>

367
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,383
<i>Had Deathlok figured for a bad guy</i>

368
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,708
<i>'cause of his look,</i>

369
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,542
<i>but turns out, he's as brave as they come.</i>

370
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,325
<i>He gave up everything to save a world</i>

371
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:39,627
<i>he can't return to.</i>

372
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:44,382
<i>I'm gonna make sure his trip's worth it.</i>

373
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,830
(beeping)

374
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,536
(beeping continues)

375
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,955
(Skrulls screaming)

376
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,461
Deathlok: They're down. Let's move!

377
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,707
Computer: <i>Mainframe locked.</i>
<i>Run decryption.</i>

378
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,172
A-Bomb: Wait! Stop!

379
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,830
These creeps tried
to dump us off the ship,

380
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,667
but we found out their secret!

381
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,040
Where's Pink Hulk?

382
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,995
She is safe. Do not worry!

383
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,253
I'm not.

384
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:13,955
Hulk: Idiot.

385
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:18,172
He served his purpose.

386
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,750
You, however, have failed your mission.

387
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,834
Today, the earth burns.

388
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,288
No way.

389
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,205
(chiming)

390
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,667
(yelling)

391
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,540
Skaar: Phony Skaar!

392
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,495
A-Bomb: No, dude,
it's your reflection, and it's...

393
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,333
Ow! Hot, hot, hot!

394
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:45,707
Back inside!

395
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:48,382
Red Hulk: Aw, afraid of a little sunburn?

396
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,419
A-Bomb: Yes. Ow! Very.

397
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,331
A directed energy weapon!

398
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,247
(grunts) How did I not see it?

399
00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:01,383
Hulk: You boil the ocean, fly home,
and come back to start fresh?

400
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,248
It served us well in many star systems.

401
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,883
Not this one.

402
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,379
Help the others smash the mirror
while I pancake Mr. Global Warming.

403
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,625
She-hulk: On it!

404
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:15,075
(Hulk grunting)

405
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,294
Get off my planet! (roars)

406
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,417
We're standing right on the back of it.

407
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,380
-Got to find a weak spot.
-Or make one.

408
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,748
(screaming)

409
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,254
-Easy!
-(groans)

410
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,415
Seriously,
what have we got against elevators today?

411
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,250
Just in time to give us a hand.

412
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,503
The ship's interior
is built like crepe paper,

413
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,383
but the hull is some kind
of super dense alien metal.

414
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,998
Need big smash!

415
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,245
(rumbling)

416
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,923
(yelling)

417
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
You guys always break everything?

418
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,293
Yeah. It's kind of our thing.

419
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,995
(screams)

420
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,632
Huh?

421
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,252
Hulk: Sit tight, gorgeous.

422
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,963
Everyone, smash the center.

423
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:24,921
(thudding)

424
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,832
At this rate, we'll never smash through
in time.

425
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,247
Computer: <i>Temperature rising</i>
<i>at an exponential rate.</i>

426
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,383
<i>Initiate self-destruct sequence.</i>

427
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:33,288
No!

428
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,875
Deathlok: Your world doesn't have much
use for a monster like me.

429
00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:36,829
(chimes)

430
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,957
At least I can try
and take this thing with me.

431
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,421
You got two minutes.

432
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,630
-No way!
-Get off me!

433
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,829
Jen, get that core out of him,
and jam it into the crack.

434
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,247
Hulk: The blast might be enough
to split the mirror.

435
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,171
Take your teammates and go.

436
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,210
This tech is far too advanced for...

437
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,212
Oh.

438
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,381
The world thinks we're monsters too.

439
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,328
But we're the only thing standing
between it and destruction.

440
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:04,503
She-Hulk: Ha! In your fake face,
you face stealer!

441
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,833
-Hey!
-(chimes)

442
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,417
She-Hulk: The Skrull's getting away!

443
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,828
Dang, I wanted to gloat.

444
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,377
He'll get what he deserves.

445
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,330
Come on, Deathlok.

446
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,915
We'll get you fixed up back at the base.

447
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,290
Everybody, make for the jump jet, now!

448
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,665
And don't you worry.

449
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,920
I know a thing
or two about breaking mirrors.

450
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,500
Hulk: This will work.

451
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:28,883
(whooshes)

452
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,878
That's worth seven years bad luck!

453
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,249
Booyah!

454
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,167
She-Hulk: Hold still.

455
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,881
Had Tony Stark special deliver that thing.

456
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,879
It ought to work.

457
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,579
(computer beeping)

458
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,627
Speaking of special deliveries,

459
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,629
I see you got my invitation.

460
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,463
You sent us this flier from the future

461
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,462
to get us to the mall!

462
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,672
Mind... (imitates explosion)

463
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,040
Blown again.

464
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,995
You're welcome to stay with us.

465
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,633
Make your home here.

466
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,499
We know what it's like to be feared.

467
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,293
Only people who should
fear you are the bad guys.

468
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,377
And maybe mall owners.

469
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,128
Thanks for the offer.

470
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,628
But I studied this world for my mission,

471
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,879
and dreamed of seeing it for myself.

472
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,541
<i>Well, Jen's heart was in the right place</i>

473
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,375
<i>with the trench coat disguise.</i>

474
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,998
<i>But no one should have</i>
<i>to hide who they are.</i>

475
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,633
<i>Not even a time-traveling cyborg.</i>

476
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,709
<i>Hulk out.</i>

477
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,502
(closing theme music)