1 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,000 Excuse me. 2 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:47,166 Sorry, the problem, speaking in public isn't it... 3 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:51,666 It's hard to find the words. 4 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:56,750 I usually avoid speak in public. 5 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:59,333 Better to die... 6 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:01,916 rather than doing that. 7 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,083 If only there were meteors now that falls on us, I will be relieved. 8 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,708 I'll have that meteor fall on me. 9 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:10,833 Elijah, calm down. 10 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:12,375 This is just a presentation exercise. 11 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:14,958 We're one team. Don't feel pressured. 12 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,666 Except for the fate of the Regal Blue condom company 13 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,833 and everyone who works here. 14 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:22,083 If this presentation fails, we're broke. 15 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,708 -Don't let that happen. -Okay. 16 00:01:26,291 --> 00:01:28,541 You know I'm misophobic. 17 00:01:29,416 --> 00:01:30,625 Unprotected sex? 18 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,458 No, friend. 19 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:38,083 Once upon a time I made love 20 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:41,250 with women from... It doesn't matter where, 21 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:45,208 but… We were making love and I… 22 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:48,833 My testicles are close to things 23 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:51,125 which I don't want. 24 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,458 What's this? 25 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:53,958 -What do we… -I don't know, 26 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,833 but I can't look away. 27 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,875 May I suggest a change of clothes? 28 00:01:57,958 --> 00:01:59,250 Maybe a wetsuit. 29 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,833 Please let Elijah finish. 30 00:02:01,916 --> 00:02:03,250 I understand what you mean 31 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,958 because I often feel it too 32 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,791 testicles that patted me from behind, 33 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:11,208 like warm dog poop in a plastic bag. 34 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:13,958 Horrible and disgusting. 35 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,041 -That's so terrible. -Excuse me. 36 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,916 Steve from HR is here? 37 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,958 I didn't invite you. He likes to ruin people's fun. 38 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,666 Actually, I'm here. 39 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,333 Damn. 40 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:28,333 As you know, 41 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:35,166 more condoms are sold during the World Cup 42 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,583 from any event on this planet Earth. 43 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:40,375 Even more than Valentine's Day. 44 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,125 Even more than the Olympics. 45 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:45,083 Raoul, that's your code. "Beyond the Olympics." 46 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,291 I'm sorry. 47 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,250 -No need. Yes. -Yes. 48 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:51,541 -Good grief. -Oh Lord. Please keep it away. 49 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:52,583 That thing is alive! 50 00:02:52,666 --> 00:02:54,541 Look, there's… 51 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:57,166 -Turn it off. -Yes. 52 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:59,875 I don't... It's got a button. 53 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:00,958 Okay. 54 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,166 May I excuse you? 55 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,208 No, Jeremy. 56 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:08,041 I have a deadline at 11.30 which cannot be postponed. 57 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,333 At 11.30? Why can't it be postponed? 58 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,958 Dialysis. 59 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:15,333 -Good grief. -Yes. 60 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:17,791 Excuse me. Yes, it is okay. 61 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,375 Everyone has their own business. 62 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:22,541 Now, 63 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,750 drum beat please. 64 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,708 In order to enter the World Cup, 65 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:34,375 I have discovered and designed 66 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:37,041 covering condom 67 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:41,708 penis down to the testicles. 68 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,541 His name... 69 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,875 Drop the meteor, God. 70 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,250 Sentinel Testis. 71 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:06,208 No need for further explanation, right? 72 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:07,208 I think your condom design is amazing. 73 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:10,000 that would be one the greatest product I sell. 74 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,291 Yes. 75 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,916 Hey, Brad, 76 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,250 don't look down on me. 77 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:21,332 We both know it should just be practice. 78 00:05:21,416 --> 00:05:23,416 Test. Fixed a strange part. 79 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,000 There's something strange indeed. 80 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:32,957 What? It's a free buffet. 81 00:05:40,832 --> 00:05:43,416 -You humming "We Built This City"? -Yes. 82 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,000 That's because I can't swallow pills. 83 00:05:47,957 --> 00:05:51,332 If my throat closes, I sing a short song, 84 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:53,582 then the pill will go down imperceptibly. 85 00:05:54,957 --> 00:05:56,332 Done. 86 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,125 You know that this is my product. 87 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:01,875 Mine. The results of my thoughts. 88 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,458 I should be the one to step up. 89 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:07,333 I don't agree. In the team there is no "I." 90 00:06:07,416 --> 00:06:10,708 I'm on the team. 91 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:14,041 The facts are clear. You're the greatest designer, Elijah, 92 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,875 but Brad is the greatest salesman. 93 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:18,666 If it's put together, you are the right partner. 94 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,625 The shy and the arrogant. 95 00:06:20,707 --> 00:06:22,625 My opinion about Brad is the same. 96 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:24,082 Solid words, empty of meaning. 97 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,000 Opposites reinforce each other. 98 00:06:26,082 --> 00:06:29,541 For example, Ben and Jerry or chocolate and peanut butter. 99 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:31,291 -Michael and Fredo. -Correct. 100 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:33,291 Yes, but which one am I? 101 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,375 That's a typical Fredo question. 102 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:39,500 Good morning, Honorable Senhor Santos 103 00:06:39,582 --> 00:06:42,541 and the Brazilian Ministry of Tourism. 104 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,041 I'm Brad. 105 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:45,250 Brad Lewison. 106 00:06:45,332 --> 00:06:48,082 But please call me Brad from Sales. 107 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,832 I know Champ Condoms just had a presentation. 108 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,000 That's hard to beat. 109 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:57,707 Regal Blue really can't compete Champ size and scale, 110 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:02,000 but they can't match our passion. 111 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:06,000 I can only guess, as a Brazilian, 112 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:08,000 You all understand passion. 113 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:09,708 But sometimes, 114 00:07:09,791 --> 00:07:13,166 passion can have consequences which is undesirable. 115 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:18,582 At Regal Blue, we focus on protection our most precious possession. 116 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:23,500 Penis. It's scary to let it go exposed to unwanted risks. 117 00:07:23,582 --> 00:07:26,082 So are vaginas! 118 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:30,875 That's not all we can do exposed to the risks of a hot lovemaking session. 119 00:07:30,957 --> 00:07:35,582 I mean all the uninvited guests who attended the party full of passion. 120 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,207 Os testiculos It's been a contagion for a long time 121 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,957 and/or infected uninvited contaminants. 122 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,957 This spreads very quickly. 123 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:46,957 He wasn't wrong. 124 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:49,041 I introduce the covering condom 125 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:52,750 not just the shaft and head of the penis, 126 00:07:52,832 --> 00:07:57,000 but also, thanks to technology our patented latex pouch, 127 00:07:57,082 --> 00:07:59,582 the os testículos itself. 128 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:02,083 Also valuable genetic seeds inside. 129 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,000 Why hasn't this been thought of? 130 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:08,083 Yes, why, Senhor Santos? 131 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,833 Let Regal Blue protect you 132 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:13,625 and yours at the next World Cup? 133 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,582 Impressive. 134 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,832 Very impressive. Really. 135 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:26,000 I just have one question. 136 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:28,332 What is the name of this condom? 137 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:30,541 -Sentinel Testis. -Good… 138 00:08:37,707 --> 00:08:38,665 I don't know. 139 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:42,207 Sounds a bit clinical, né? 140 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,415 Not really… 141 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,040 Not very sexy. 142 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,665 That's why the name was changed to... 143 00:08:49,915 --> 00:08:51,958 "Balls Up." 144 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:54,833 That's just good. 145 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:58,708 The little soccer ball was in the condom. 146 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:01,208 I like. Love it. 147 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:09,541 So, the official condom of Brazil 2025 is… 148 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,500 Balls Up! 149 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:37,083 This partnership will be great, Senhor Santos. 150 00:09:37,165 --> 00:09:39,250 Call me Arthur. 151 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,540 Ready, Artie. 152 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,083 Gentlemen, Champagne. 153 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,290 Cheers. 154 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,915 I can't. Excuse me. 155 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,915 Nine years in March. 156 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,290 What a coward. 157 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,665 I am kidding. 158 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,625 You're missing out on the fun. 159 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,165 -Hey! -What's that? 160 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,250 This is Abigail Breslin. 161 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,916 Like Shirley Temple, but the grenadine is double. 162 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,666 Let's drink real cocktails. We're celebrating. 163 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,250 I think it's finished. 164 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,625 Not yet. The celebration has just begun. Yes. 165 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,875 -Please don't make a mess. -Chaotic? 166 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,833 Didn't you see this morning? I became a football hero. 167 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,041 You guys are very good together. 168 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,833 You don't see. I see. 169 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,875 Artie, just one toast. 170 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,166 -No. -Let's make it like this. 171 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,000 As a tradition… 172 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,958 I don't want you to drink. 173 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:33,415 Just smell it to strengthen partnerships. 174 00:10:35,165 --> 00:10:36,665 Okay. 175 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:39,333 Just smell the aroma. 176 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,083 For you, Artie. 177 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:43,165 Drink it. 178 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,458 That… doesn't smell his name. 179 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,041 Damn it. 180 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,750 Gentlemen, 181 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,166 do you know anything about futebol? 182 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,291 Not bad until you know it's fun. 183 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,041 Exclamation, sliding on knees when scoring a goal, 184 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,083 and the guy shouted, "Goal" all the time. 185 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,125 At the end, add orange slices. 186 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,625 Good game. 187 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:29,666 Game? 188 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,541 Game? No. 189 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:37,125 Futebol is science, mathematics, physics, chemistry. 190 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:42,415 But also humanity, art, music, poetry. 191 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:47,458 As well as love, family, society. 192 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,333 Covers everything. 193 00:11:49,415 --> 00:11:50,540 Is anyone missing? 194 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,165 It's also very simple. 195 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,458 There are 22 players, one ball, 196 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,208 and don't use your hands. 197 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,916 Goal! 198 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 He's great. 199 00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:09,458 He's great. 200 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,250 His nickname is smoother. 201 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,375 That's it. 202 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:16,125 I'll make sure you are present at the World Cup final. 203 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:17,500 -What? -You two. 204 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,500 The team behind Balls Up. 205 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:23,166 First class travel. Naratama seating. 206 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:25,541 Worth it for you guys. 207 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,000 Thank you, Senhor Santos. 208 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,000 Artie, I want to ask. 209 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,040 Do you know El Presidente well? 210 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,208 -Lula? -Yes. 211 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:37,208 We've been friends for 40 years. 212 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,040 Maybe we can too presentation for him. 213 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:43,125 Became the official condom of Brazil. What do you think? 214 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,625 Brilliant idea. 215 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,665 Brilliant. 216 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,415 To celebrate, 217 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,790 drink one more time, or three more times. 218 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,165 It's best to just drink water. 219 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,583 So you don't get dehydrated. 220 00:12:57,665 --> 00:12:58,915 You're going to mess this up. 221 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,500 A small problem. I'll clean it up. 222 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,458 -You can't. -Can. 223 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,041 You know what it's been a long time didn't I? 224 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:10,916 -Skeeball? -Cocaine. 225 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,416 Cocaine? 226 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,000 I still know the bookie. 227 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:34,083 The loudness of the loudspeaker gave me an erection, 228 00:13:34,165 --> 00:13:36,125 -hard as a diamond. -What? 229 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:40,458 Hey, Senhor Santos, 230 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,708 -please come back. -Let me see. 231 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:46,208 What? Don't. Senhor Santos! 232 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,583 Control yourself. 233 00:13:49,165 --> 00:13:50,833 I control my stuff. 234 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,165 Who wants a cup... 235 00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:58,750 Damn! 236 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:08,458 I'll hire you to complement each other. 237 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,333 Strengthen each other. 238 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,500 You're too straight. 239 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,000 You're too wild. 240 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,541 Two imperfect employees who could 241 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,958 compensate for each other's shortcomings! 242 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:22,125 I just want to make sure Steve knows about this. 243 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:26,000 Steve from HR? Don't hope. Not today. Just us today. 244 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,708 I'm already here. 245 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,208 Fuck. 246 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:35,375 This is about our clients, 247 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,500 after not drinking for ten years drank 11 shots, 248 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,125 inhaled 1.75 grams of cocaine, 249 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,625 pulled down his trousers, 250 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,040 trying to put our condom on his penis. 251 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,500 Also his testicles. 252 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,415 Then jump from the balcony, completely naked. 253 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:53,000 BRAZILIAN NUDE JOOZED SWING FROM THE CLUB BALCONY 254 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,290 Viewed 7 million times. 255 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,125 There's no such thing as bad publicity. 256 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,708 What is this? 257 00:14:58,415 --> 00:15:01,916 One of those seven million viewers, and I'm not kidding, 258 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,500 is the President of Brazil, 259 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,125 who this morning immediately fired Santos. 260 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,625 Poor her. 261 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,750 Us too. 262 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,916 We? 263 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,458 You can guess official condoms 264 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,458 host country 2025 World Cup now? 265 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:17,291 Champ Ultra-Thin. 266 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,958 What? 267 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,791 It just doesn't cover the testicles. 268 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,416 I can promise, Boss, 269 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,791 -in the future. I… -In the future? 270 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,083 What do you mean? 271 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,958 You understand? This company is in trouble. 272 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,958 Consider this a pre-exit interview, 273 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,165 which I will now execute 274 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,290 considering the seriousness of this problem. 275 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,583 Fuck you guys. 276 00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:42,915 You're fired right now. 277 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,208 Me too? 278 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,583 You too! 279 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,708 Miss Boss Burgess is right. 280 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,750 You're a real salesman. 281 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:54,833 The suit you're wearing is just a suit. 282 00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:57,790 The only one who cares Brad from Sales 283 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,915 just himself. 284 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,750 Is that wrong? 285 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,041 If for me I'm lacking, for other people too. 286 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,458 Who do I care? 287 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,708 I'll tell you. You... Good. 288 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:11,833 You can imitate this guy, Raoul. 289 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:13,500 Always think of others. 290 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,750 Hey, is that my box? 291 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,375 The boss also fired me. 292 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,875 You guys just eliminated Regal Blue 293 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,208 and my health insurance. 294 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,500 You will rise. 295 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,000 If I died now, of whatever, 296 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,958 it's your fault. 297 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,540 Adiós forever. 298 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,375 Very friendly. Dream killer. 299 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,540 Hey, just so you know, Patting yourself on the back is art. 300 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,708 Can't pat myself on the back, then called him pretentious. 301 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,375 What is your theory about face slapping? 302 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,125 Because I will slap your face. 303 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,208 Want to slap me? 304 00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:58,915 No. 305 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,416 Wedge… 306 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:05,833 That's enough. Come on... 307 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,083 I can put this box, then we can fight, 308 00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:12,750 but hand sanitizer won't be enough. 309 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:14,790 You're the one who likes to sweat. 310 00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:17,415 I think of another way, 311 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,915 -Then I told you as I walked home. -I will wait. 312 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,583 -Wait for my text message. -Yes. 313 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,915 3 MONTHS THEN 314 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,916 -Hey. -Hey. 315 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,416 BRAZIL 2025 ALL ACCESS 316 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:07,541 NARATAMA 317 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,208 Oh my. 318 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:31,416 -Damn. -Damn. 319 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,416 You... 320 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,750 Are you good? 321 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:48,958 Very good. 322 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,125 Me too. 323 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,000 Very good in fact. 324 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,541 This ticket to the final round is crazy, huh? 325 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,333 Maybe bureaucracy. 326 00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:06,458 Someone told me to send this ticket in the ministry. 327 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:07,625 Forgot to cancel. 328 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,833 We're lucky. 329 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,125 Yes. We're lucky. 330 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,041 The descent is fast, the rise is too. 331 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,791 Now we are on a high swing. 332 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,125 -"Swing"? -Swing. 333 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,458 Go straight up, no need to climb. 334 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,458 That's why it's called a swing. 335 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,333 The term is not swing. 336 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:25,625 That's your essay. 337 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,333 That's stupid. 338 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,958 What a view. 339 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:08,375 Viewers, from any corner of the world you watch, 340 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,916 welcome in the final round of the 2025 World Cup. 341 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,458 My experience is definitely worse than yours. 342 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:18,875 What? 343 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,416 "How are you?" 344 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,541 Hear this too. 345 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,458 It also means, "My news is good." 346 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,666 Yes, so, "Tudo bem?" "Tudo bem." 347 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,083 That's knowledge from Contrails Magazine. 348 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,791 Funny. Look at this. 349 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:36,125 This is a translator application, but using Larry David's voice. 350 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,125 How are you? I'm well. 351 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,500 Cool, huh? 352 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,208 Time to drink. 353 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,000 Time to drink. What's this? 354 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,083 -They misspelled "Sales"… -I see. 355 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,125 …in the first one, 356 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:56,041 so they had to give the second one free. 357 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,583 BRAD FROM SALES 358 00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,166 -Good. -We get one on one. 359 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,166 Fun. 360 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,958 If I want to drink, 361 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,333 before that I needed... 362 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,958 Keep myself safe. 363 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,791 Over the past 39 days, 364 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,875 48 international teams has narrowed down to just two teams. 365 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:16,833 Home hero, Brazil, and their arch enemy, Argentina. 366 00:21:16,916 --> 00:21:20,833 Four years have passed, but our wait ends tonight. 367 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:27,916 What? 368 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,833 Turns out you have the Brad side of Sales. 369 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,208 Yes. 370 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,833 "Bad Elijah." 371 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,916 He only appears once every ten years. 372 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,583 Looks like a comet. 373 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,125 I thought I knew you. 374 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,791 MUST BE READY ULTRA-THIN CONDOM 375 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,083 "Ultra-Thin?" Are you serious? 376 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:47,125 That's an insult to all existing condoms. 377 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,291 People are crazy. 378 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,375 -Very noisy. -Even though it hasn't started yet. 379 00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:58,125 This moment has finally arrived, 380 00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,750 world cup final, 381 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:03,375 two biggest enemies playing on the biggest stage. 382 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,708 This is the first time they played in the World Cup final. 383 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,416 The match begins. Argentina wears light blue jerseys 384 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,666 and Brazil, of course, canary yellow. 385 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,958 Kick the ball! 386 00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:23,750 Violation! 387 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,083 That should be our mascot, 388 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,625 not those damn hot dogs. 389 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:41,375 That's not a hot dog, 390 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:43,333 but linguica, Brazilian sausage. 391 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,000 Whatever… It should be our mascot. 392 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:50,791 They won't let it go The balled condom became the World Cup mascot. 393 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,375 I will punch that penis right in the penis. 394 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:57,166 End of first half. Very stressful. Still no goals. 395 00:22:57,250 --> 00:23:01,208 However, maybe Argentina could launch one final attack 396 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,541 because it looks like it's leading. The movement is good. 397 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,583 Now on to Alberti. 398 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:08,666 There were two defenders, but he passed them like a slalom ski racer. 399 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,458 -Great opportunity for Argentina! -No! 400 00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:15,750 Goal! 401 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:19,583 They scored! Goal from Alberti! Great ending! 402 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,166 Not exciting! 403 00:23:23,416 --> 00:23:24,500 Good grief. 404 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:28,375 Look at that limp penis. 405 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,791 Hey, Linguica! 406 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:33,833 Or linguipicap? 407 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,500 Brazil! 408 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:47,416 Brazil! 409 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,916 This is the end of the second half. 410 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,291 Argentina leads 1-0. 411 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,500 Actually, they could just keep quiet 412 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,416 and maintain his victory. 413 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,666 Time is running out for Seleção. 414 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,916 Approaching 90 minutes. 415 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,875 Time will run out. 416 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:06,208 He was blocked by a defender. 417 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,625 Man, what a bad way to tackle. 418 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:12,750 Kill Argentina! 419 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,083 I understand now. 420 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,750 They insult us. 421 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,416 Who? 422 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,833 Champ's people put out the ads 423 00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:24,833 and that sausage over there. 424 00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:26,875 Just want to show us off. 425 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,333 What do you mean? 426 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,125 Don't you see? 427 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:33,791 There is an object that looks like a very large penis 428 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,333 who laugh at us. 429 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:39,291 Stop it. Sometimes, sausage is just sausage. 430 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:42,125 Come on, it's a penis. 431 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:44,916 -Now you're making it up. -So? 432 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:49,750 He shows off his penis and testicles before us. 433 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,666 Inserting his genitals to Jeremy's damaged kidney. 434 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,875 Stop it. Don't be careless. 435 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:58,333 If they want to insult us, 436 00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:00,250 the mascot must be wearing a condom. 437 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,916 Approaching the final minutes, Brazilian fans couldn't afford to watch. 438 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,916 Look at this, 439 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Leo the Linguica even wearing a cheer hat. 440 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,583 Fuck! 441 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,416 Calm down. 442 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,750 -He looks at us. -Calm down. 443 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:20,083 -Calm. -Bastard. 444 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:22,500 Let it be. We are here, enjoying. 445 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,708 Awesome save by the keeper. 446 00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:32,166 Very fast reflexes in the Brazilian goal. 447 00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:39,166 Maybe with the goalkeeper's save earlier, now Brazil can score goals. 448 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,416 Football hero. 449 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,000 Don't! Badass Elijah! 450 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,791 Here I come, Sausage Boy! 451 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:01,916 Yes, you like... 452 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,916 Stop it! That's linguica! 453 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,125 That's the worm dance move? 454 00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,208 Badass Elijah! 455 00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:15,666 The lively Pereyra breezed past 456 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:19,083 Argentinian defender across like a ballerina. 457 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,625 What's this? Mascot and two fans on the field? 458 00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:23,583 He was face to face with the goalkeeper. 459 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,875 Goalkeeper butts down. 460 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:28,583 This will be a goal. No! 461 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:40,250 What's that? This is absolutely crazy. 462 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,416 Extraordinary. What is going on? 463 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,958 Two fans onto the field 464 00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:48,458 and prevent Brazil scored the equalizer 465 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:50,041 in the World Cup final 466 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:52,375 in a very silly way. 467 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,583 Two fools. 468 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:56,750 I've never seen anything like it. 469 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:06,458 Now the officials have to make a big decision. 470 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,750 They will need help from above. 471 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,875 I think Brazil will be out of luck. 472 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:13,166 The rule is, when there is something on the field, 473 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:17,166 be it referees, objects, animals, or humans who enter, 474 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,458 and I quote, "The game must be repeated 475 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:22,833 from the same ball position without penalty." 476 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:27,333 The referee will follow these rules, 477 00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:33,000 while Brazil furious with that decision. 478 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:36,916 All of Brazil has been robbed. 479 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:40,208 Kill the American! 480 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:45,000 What do they say? 481 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:48,083 You will die! 482 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,666 You will die! 483 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,333 You will die! 484 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,083 I think they mean you. 485 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,375 Die! 486 00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:02,500 Calm down! 487 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,166 It's just a game! 488 00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:07,750 That's it. 489 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:12,375 Argentina became world champion with this unexpected ending. 490 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,083 Oh my. 491 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,583 Damn. 492 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,333 Oh my. 493 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,750 Are we in hell? 494 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,666 Not far from there. 495 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:42,416 It's your fault for running onto the field. 496 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,416 We're definitely still working if it weren't for your actions. 497 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,166 That should be our condom mascot. 498 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,583 It's not a condom mascot. 499 00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,125 How many times do I have to tell you? 500 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,416 That's linguica! 501 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:57,416 Do not panic. 502 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,083 I didn't panic. That's in the past. 503 00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:01,458 Restart. 504 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,250 Just think about yourself. 505 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,416 I'm talking to myself. 506 00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:23,541 Good morning. 507 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,083 Antonia Costa, 508 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:27,750 the best public defender in Brazil. 509 00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,791 That's what Veja Magazine said when I won. 510 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,833 "The most outrageous trial of the century." 511 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:34,958 Never lost. 512 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,083 Never won, but still undefeated. 513 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,750 Is this your first case? 514 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,708 It's my first day! 515 00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:44,916 A new kid who got an outcast case. 516 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,583 Nobody wants this case. 517 00:29:46,666 --> 00:29:50,125 So, in that scenario, where are we? 518 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,416 Why are you defending these wild creatures? 519 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,416 Why are you so brave towards your country? 520 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,000 Sorry, sir, but don't listen. 521 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:02,333 Say it straight away with that youthful spirit of yours. 522 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,375 What's your plan? 523 00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:09,166 So, here's our plan... 524 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,833 Sorry to interrupt. I went to pre-law at Penn... 525 00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:14,666 -State. -Penn State. Let me finish. 526 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,916 My mother thought I would be a lawyer. 527 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,791 My brain is not contrarian. 528 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:25,791 But I remember there was a case US v. Humberto Alvarez-Machain… 529 00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,208 I also remember there was the Judge Joe Brown case. 530 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:31,000 -What's the connection? -Excuse me. 531 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:34,666 I want to be with them for a while. Can you help... 532 00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:38,416 We'll be put to death, right? 533 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,458 Yes. 534 00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,291 After we tortured you. 535 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,500 Once again. Why did he join in? 536 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:46,458 Nobody asked for your opinion, von Frankenstein. 537 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:48,208 Ignore him. 538 00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:49,791 I've sworn. 539 00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:52,958 I am a public servant who solves crimes, 540 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,750 no matter how bad the consequences are. 541 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,583 "As bad as…" What… 542 00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:59,250 Sorry, no matter how bad, what is it? You're a public defender. 543 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:01,208 Yes, but still. 544 00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:04,791 After this, I definitely can't walk outside again. 545 00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:07,541 Shop for groceries, use public toilets. 546 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:09,458 My mother would be isolated in the church. 547 00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:11,291 My sister was bullied at school. 548 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:13,250 -Good grief. -But that's not important. 549 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:16,541 I have a good plan to get you out. 550 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,875 Stop first. 551 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:22,875 Consider this your interview before going out, Antonia Costas. 552 00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:24,000 What's this? 553 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,625 Thinking about someone other than myself. 554 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:29,083 We've hurt a lot of people. 555 00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,041 You're fired. 556 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,333 -What? No! -No! 557 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:36,791 Go. Go buy groceries and use public toilets, if necessary. 558 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,166 Line the toilet seat with paper. 559 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,833 You misunderstood. 560 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,333 Go. We will find a way out. 561 00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,625 Don't hope they can find a way out. 562 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:47,541 Excuse me. I'm their lawyer. 563 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,708 We have the right to speak in private, 564 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:51,208 so please go. 565 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:53,208 Not their lawyer. You're fired. 566 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,291 They haven't heard of my plan. 567 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,583 Come on, come out! 568 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,916 Hey! Cancel firing me. 569 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,375 Can I give you my number? 570 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,958 You don't understand this situation is very serious. 571 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,333 Good job, moron. You dashed our hopes. 572 00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,916 Don't ruin his life. 573 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,375 Soon you'll know, doing good can be detrimental. 574 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:10,458 Let me take care of it. 575 00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:13,125 Senhor DeBell. Senhor Lewison... 576 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,666 Two Fools. 577 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,166 Now it's up to you, Dad. 578 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,583 Brad. Elijah. 579 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,791 We know, Os Estúpidos. 580 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,875 Don't pay attention such mockery. 581 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,750 I'm Jessel Cristos, Minister of Defense. 582 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:52,291 Minister of Defense? 583 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,083 -Good grief. -Yes, sir… 584 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:55,500 I came here after jogging. 585 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,666 My business, my mission, 586 00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:01,208 is the security of our beloved country and all its citizens. 587 00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:04,416 That's why I came so early, 588 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,500 ensure you are treated fairly. 589 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,125 I'm grateful. 590 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:13,791 Thank You. 591 00:33:25,666 --> 00:33:26,750 Please come in. 592 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,375 You are Americans. 593 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,750 I want to ask, 594 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,083 do you know how much we hate it 595 00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:34,916 against our football competitors in the south? 596 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:37,125 My son... 597 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,458 started supporting Argentina. 598 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,500 Small rebellion. 599 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:45,666 Since then we haven't spoken. 600 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,791 Teenagers can be difficult. 601 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,458 He is only nine years old. 602 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:53,333 It was Elijah who ran onto the field. 603 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:55,250 Field! He ran onto the field! 604 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,125 -I told you not to! He's drunk... -Selfish. 605 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,541 Shut up! 606 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,458 Stop talking nonsense! 607 00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:08,291 That frightened look. 608 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:15,666 You must have thought I'm a corrupt military stiff, 609 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:20,333 capable of violence which is unreasonable without being subject to legal sanctions. 610 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,875 Excuse me. Yes. 611 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:29,166 Contrary to misperception your bad cultural views, 612 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,291 I won't cut your hand 613 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:34,291 or imprison underground. 614 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:35,250 Maybe Venmo? 615 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:38,000 Or accepting small change in bribes. 616 00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:42,458 What I'm going to do is… 617 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,750 free you. 618 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:47,375 You will… 619 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:51,750 This. 620 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,583 The door is not locked. 621 00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,916 Use the elevator that was used to go up. 622 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,250 Go down to the lobby, then go straight. 623 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,541 Double doors, straight to the street. 624 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,333 Really? Thank you very much. 625 00:35:04,416 --> 00:35:07,916 You are very kind and generous. Thank You. 626 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,458 I never thought he was that good. 627 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:15,083 He really is like Jesus. Very forgiving. 628 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,500 Forgiving? Are you serious? 629 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,333 You don't understand what that is? 630 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,666 He threw us to the wolves. 631 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:24,041 What we need 632 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,958 is a police escort. 633 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,333 Armed guard who took you to the airport. 634 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:31,083 What we get instead is the street. 635 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,458 -Good grief. -Brazilian Streets. 636 00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:35,500 You are right. We will be recognized. 637 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,458 My face is not marketable like yours. 638 00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:39,916 -In Brazil no. -Okay. 639 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,291 Hear. Do not panic. 640 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:44,166 The crowd knows when people are afraid. 641 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,333 We have to relax and act normal. 642 00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:50,000 Smile, nod, and Tudo bem, got it? 643 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:51,541 -Tudo bro. -Don't be flashy. 644 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:52,666 -Yes. -Come on. 645 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,291 Unlucky. Good grief. 646 00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:58,000 Come on. 647 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:03,166 I don't know how long it will take I can keep smiling. 648 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,708 Can you walk fast? 649 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:08,916 -Good grief. Excuse me. -Everyone is looking at us. 650 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:11,208 Good grief. 651 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,333 Where are we going? 652 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:15,166 -Who knows. -What a relief. 653 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,375 Good grief! 654 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,208 Unlucky! My cell phone. 655 00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:20,000 -Just leave it. -What? 656 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:21,708 The installments are still 18 months away! 657 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,291 Don't buy cash? 658 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:26,333 No, little bastard. At the time it seemed to make sense. 659 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,708 That's how they trick you. 660 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,916 Two Fools! 661 00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,125 Unlucky. 662 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:43,208 Run! 663 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:47,416 Good grief. 664 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,125 Unlucky. 665 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:52,916 Come on. 666 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:00,750 They are still chasing. 667 00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:02,125 Who are they? 668 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:03,416 Brazilian! 669 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:06,875 Enter! 670 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,458 Senhor Santos, why are you here? 671 00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:09,791 Take care of my problems. 672 00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:37,208 You look handsome, Artie. 673 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,208 I've been drunk for two months, 674 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,666 but now I have been sober for 23 days. 675 00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,250 Thanks to you guys. 676 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,833 You made me aware. 677 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,500 Thank goodness everything is fine. 678 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,541 My wife did leave me. 679 00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:53,583 The court took my house and my children 680 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:56,708 because I lost my job, retirement, dignity. 681 00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,500 Not to mention my withdrawal symptoms. 682 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,625 Not formication over my skin, 683 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,916 but under the skin. 684 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,041 Why are you here? 685 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,916 Why save us? 686 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,625 The Twelve Stages of Recovery. 687 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,916 This is number nine. 688 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,958 -Help crime? -Atone for sins. 689 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:13,375 So, what's the plan? 690 00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:16,750 I don't know. 691 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,333 Lately I like to forget. 692 00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:21,833 My prefrontal cortex needs to be zapped 693 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:24,166 to stop my addiction. So… 694 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,083 I'm waiting for your ideas. 695 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,500 Artie, you've been friends for a long time with El Presidente. 696 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:32,541 -Can't you make up? -No. 697 00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:35,333 He's the most Brazilian person in Brazil. 698 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,583 Who in Brazil is not Brazilian? 699 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,208 US Consulate! 700 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,458 -Genius. -Diplomatic immunity. 701 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:45,458 Get ready to launch. 702 00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:49,833 Damn. 703 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:53,291 Learn to drive, asshole. 704 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,250 Or don't. No need. 705 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,666 You're already skilled. 706 00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:02,708 Damn! 707 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,250 To the ambassador in which direction, huh? 708 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,250 He doesn't speak English. 709 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,375 Let me take care of it. 710 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:48,166 Gentlemen… 711 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,166 I have an easy question. 712 00:39:58,291 --> 00:39:59,583 If the answer is wrong, 713 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:03,291 I'll shoot you in the head. 714 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,583 This is the question. 715 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:11,958 Two men… 716 00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:29,166 The answer is "yaw" or "no?" 717 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:36,500 Excuse me. I don't understand at all. 718 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,083 Could you please repeat the question? 719 00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:40,625 Two men… 720 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:56,833 So, is the answer "yaw" or "no?" 721 00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:04,500 Did you just say... 722 00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,041 What? 723 00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:08,750 What is... 724 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,333 English... 725 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,375 Can you give an example sentence? 726 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:25,708 This is very… 727 00:41:28,958 --> 00:41:30,750 So, what's the answer? 728 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,541 "Yaw" or "Nos?" 729 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:35,625 You go first. 730 00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:40,750 My answer was "yaw." 731 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,875 "Yaw" is what? 732 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:45,458 You said... I mean, I... 733 00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:52,916 Sorry. You said earlier “yaw” or “no” and… 734 00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,833 My answer is "no." 735 00:41:57,666 --> 00:42:00,833 You choose the answer different from your friends. 736 00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:03,041 This means one of you... 737 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,833 will die. 738 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:08,916 Because… 739 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,458 I... 740 00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:16,625 just kidding! 741 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:22,666 Can I talk like that? "Yaw" or "no"? 742 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:26,083 I am fluent in English, graduate of the University of Mississippi. 743 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,458 Come on, Rebels! 744 00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,833 Rebels. Ole Miss. Yes. 745 00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:32,625 I think that big alumnus from there... 746 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,833 -Peyton Manning, huh? -Eli. 747 00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:36,166 Do you know Eli? 748 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:39,375 Yes, my brother-in-law met twice, but it doesn't fit. 749 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,125 I heard that Eli is a little difficult to understand. 750 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:44,708 -Fuck that guy. -Bradley. 751 00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:46,208 -Yes, Brad. -Elijah. 752 00:42:46,916 --> 00:42:50,000 I'm Pavio Curto Bundchen. 753 00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:53,958 This dense forest covers an area of 78,000 hectares 754 00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:55,791 is my home. 755 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:58,375 78,000 hectares. How long was I unconscious? 756 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:01,291 Half-day. You need an MRI when you get home. 757 00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:05,208 This house, this cartel, this whole country, 758 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:08,625 there's nothing I can't have in Brazil, 759 00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:09,666 including you. 760 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:11,000 If I want, 761 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:14,916 I can put three bullets in on your penis. 762 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:17,541 Take a machete, pull, 763 00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:20,333 put it back in my gun, 764 00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:22,416 then shoot it into your brain. 765 00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:25,916 If I may ask, My brain first, then my penis. 766 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 It's up to his penis what he wants to do with it. 767 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,208 Okay. 768 00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:31,375 I want the penis first. 769 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:35,041 It's not fun, but at least it's not dead. 770 00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:38,208 Today there are no brains or penises. 771 00:43:39,291 --> 00:43:41,750 You might want to know why I kidnapped you. 772 00:43:42,416 --> 00:43:43,333 Yes. 773 00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:45,958 Elijah, he must have a reason. Read the situation. 774 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,375 This room is beautiful. 775 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,333 -This place is amazing. -Natural light. 776 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,250 Should have seen it before. 777 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,833 Dilapidated. 778 00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:55,958 Rainforest as far as the eye can see 779 00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,833 and the natives defecated on the floor. 780 00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:01,041 So, drive me away. 781 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:04,166 I burned 40,000 hectares of land. 782 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:07,208 Fill the swimming pool, pickleball court, 783 00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:10,708 and, what is it called, a mass newspaper? 784 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:14,041 Mass grave. Yes. That's what it's called. 785 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:18,041 The feeling of that day when it rained Possesses me again 786 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,500 Too hot? 787 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,166 No. 788 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,625 You're sweating. 789 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,541 I'm a bad host. 790 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,000 There's a problem with our cooler. 791 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:32,291 So I asked Nando to fix this, 792 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:36,166 but I don't think he succeeded complete his work. 793 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:41,541 Forgive me. 794 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:43,708 Polícia in disguise. 795 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:48,458 His aura is like that for several years now. 796 00:44:48,541 --> 00:44:49,625 Although, to be honest, 797 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:52,791 sometimes I'm confused where the aura of the polícia is disguised 798 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,125 and mana aura restrains defecation 799 00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:57,208 because the expressions are very similar. 800 00:44:58,666 --> 00:44:59,750 Take him away. 801 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,125 To a mass grave? 802 00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:03,833 No, lazy river. Of course to a mass grave! 803 00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:11,583 Let me start this three-part apology. 804 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:16,458 We won't do it what would we do if we found out 805 00:45:16,958 --> 00:45:20,250 that you really care with football. 806 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,208 You think I care about futebol? 807 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:26,458 Me at all don't care about futebol. 808 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,291 In fact, I hate it. 809 00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,333 It's a stupid game. 810 00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:35,166 Never went into a bar and see the goals broadcast live? 811 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:37,083 It's always a highlight. 812 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:40,416 That's how rare these stupid goals are! 813 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,541 Not to mention about flopping. 814 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:47,000 Mature men touch gently, 815 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:49,208 looks like he got shot by a bazooka? 816 00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:51,500 Finally someone understands. 817 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:52,916 But here's the problem. 818 00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:56,541 How much I hate futebol 819 00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:58,833 same as 820 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,500 how much I love... 821 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,791 money. 822 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,916 I'm not materialistic. 823 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,375 I don't love money. 824 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,958 I just like it it can be used to buy many things 825 00:46:10,041 --> 00:46:12,375 and controlling people. 826 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:13,333 Yes. 827 00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:15,916 That's why, even though I hate futebol, 828 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,750 I bet big 829 00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:22,083 in the World Cup final. 830 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:28,041 How much did you...we cost you? 831 00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:31,416 How much did I lose? 832 00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:34,791 I win! 833 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,208 I bet on the opponent! 834 00:46:37,291 --> 00:46:38,708 If Brazil's shot goes in, 835 00:46:38,791 --> 00:46:41,583 I will lose 30 million reais. 836 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,166 But instead I got 30 million. 837 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:46,208 That's 60 million reais on a swing! 838 00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:47,583 -Swing! -That swing… 839 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:50,666 meaning if we come from the bottom, then go straight to the top. 840 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,625 I know. According to him, that was stupid. 841 00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:55,791 Now I understand. The swing had swung. 842 00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:57,666 This time it swung all the way up. 843 00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:03,083 All thanks to you two, Bastards. 844 00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,375 Happy to help. 845 00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:08,291 What… Senhor Pavio Curto… 846 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:09,666 Call me Curt. 847 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,000 -Curt? -Curt. 848 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:15,416 Curt, so I understand, you kidnapped us to... 849 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,083 To party! 850 00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:25,583 Di-tamma-nana-joy-gaa, darling 851 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:29,208 Don't you know I love you? 852 00:47:29,625 --> 00:47:32,041 Di-tamma-nana-joy-gaa, darling 853 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:34,166 -So, anyone? -Yes. 854 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:36,166 Just say his name, I'll kill him. 855 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:38,250 A gift from me, Gordinho. 856 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,208 Gosh, I need to think about it first. 857 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,583 Miss Boss Burgess. 858 00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:43,916 Wait. My doctor. 859 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,333 -Your doctor? -Yes. 860 00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:47,333 He likes to judge. 861 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,416 Doctor who? 862 00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,541 Don't note it. 863 00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:54,166 This… I just read the menu out loud, not ordering. 864 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:56,791 Who else? 865 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,250 Brad? 866 00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:00,208 Brad. 867 00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:01,541 Hey. 868 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:04,958 It's so nice of Curt to let us take a shower, borrow this cool shirt. 869 00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:07,750 -Look at this. -Yes, good. Watch the TV. 870 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:11,000 FOOTBALL DISASTER IN BRAZIL 871 00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:14,208 Unusual news, but not surprisingly, 872 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:16,750 two Americans go on a rampage in another country. 873 00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:18,041 TWO STUPID PEOPLE 874 00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:20,625 Brad Lewison and Elijah DeBell, 875 00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:23,625 former employee Regal Blue Condom Company 876 00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:25,541 which is now no longer operational. 877 00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:28,541 -It's hard to believe when you see it. -Are you serious? 878 00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:31,583 Brad, yes, definitely. It's just a matter of time. 879 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:33,958 But Elijah, 880 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:36,083 -surprising. -I don't want to watch. 881 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:39,458 Opinions on the questions mentioned as Chaos in Rio. 882 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,000 Honest? 883 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:43,041 I'm embarrassed. 884 00:48:43,125 --> 00:48:46,166 Try to remember, The US is doing very well in South America. 885 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:48,375 Drug war, CIA rigged elections. 886 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:49,333 AMERICAN OPINION 887 00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:51,833 Now it's all gone, gone without a trace, 888 00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:53,375 because of these two bastards. 889 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:56,583 However, the anger of Americans not worth the anger 890 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:59,333 which struck the fifth largest country in the world. 891 00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:02,000 If I get the chance, I'll kill them! 892 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,500 It's just a matter of time! 893 00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:04,750 They will die! 894 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,666 What a shame for America, 895 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,458 a tragedy for Brazil. 896 00:49:08,916 --> 00:49:10,791 Back to my colleague, Alexi. 897 00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:12,958 All Brazilians love football 898 00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,583 now hunting Lewison and DeBell. 899 00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:18,125 -These two reckless Americans… -We can… 900 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,083 Brazilians want to punish you. 901 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,000 Not while I'm still alive. 902 00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:24,416 -Look? -Add the champagne! 903 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:25,958 -You're the best. -Thank You. 904 00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:27,916 We are safe here with him. 905 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,333 -Calm. -Yes. Just drink champagne. 906 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:32,916 -Hey. O. -O. 907 00:49:33,583 --> 00:49:35,208 Are you the Americano? 908 00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:37,041 Yes. 909 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:38,625 Do you like karaoke? 910 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,916 Yes. 911 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,625 What about breasts? 912 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:45,083 Quite like it. Is this a trick question? 913 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:55,583 Can you sing a song for me, Gatinho? 914 00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,791 I can't... 915 00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:00,041 Please. 916 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,000 -Entertain me. -No, come on… 917 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:05,166 -Just one song. -I don't sing karaoke. 918 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,791 Sing me a song! 919 00:50:07,291 --> 00:50:10,208 But there's no need to throw me out of your life 920 00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:14,875 Live with other people As if we were nothing 921 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,458 I don't need your love at all 922 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:21,375 Now you're just a person The one I once knew 923 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:34,958 I often think about those times You betrayed me 924 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:42,958 But I always make myself believe That it's all because of me 925 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:48,166 And I don't want to live like that 926 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:51,791 Trying to understand everything you say 927 00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:54,791 You said you could forget it 928 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:59,791 And I won't catch you thinking Someone you once knew 929 00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:02,958 But there's no need to throw me out of your life 930 00:51:03,041 --> 00:51:07,250 Live with other people As if we were nothing 931 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,833 I don't need your love at all 932 00:51:09,916 --> 00:51:12,708 Act like you don't know me And I feel so... 933 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,875 Great! Extraordinary! I love you both! 934 00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,041 You guys are geniuses. 935 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:22,000 Now I want to reward you 936 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:25,958 with whatever you want in this world. Just say it. 937 00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:28,375 Can we go home? 938 00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,458 Not everything. 939 00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:32,875 You guys can't go. 940 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:36,625 Have you seen Brazil's reaction to you? 941 00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,333 It's too risky. 942 00:51:38,416 --> 00:51:40,750 Any other? 943 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,958 There is. 944 00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:45,000 That's what we call it 945 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,458 "Sentinel Test…" 946 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:50,000 "Balls Up." 947 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:52,500 We call it Balls Up. 948 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,291 Excuse me. 949 00:51:56,541 --> 00:51:59,416 Why has no one ever thought about this? 950 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,875 Listen… 951 00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:02,500 Elijah, 952 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:06,708 I never imagined get into the condom business. 953 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,958 It's a dirty industry. 954 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:11,333 I had to tell my mother I... 955 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:13,458 selling methamphetamine, 956 00:52:13,541 --> 00:52:15,958 but then. 957 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:18,583 That means I agree. 958 00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:19,583 Do you agree? 959 00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:21,541 You… 960 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:23,833 Football hero. 961 00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:25,666 It is time! 962 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,375 Required protection 963 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:29,750 My unprotected testicles. 964 00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:33,000 I don't care about your testículos. 965 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,416 But imagine 966 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,791 how much cocaína that can be put into this condom, 967 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:41,375 that can be swallowed and smuggled. 968 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:42,458 You will definitely be successful. 969 00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:46,666 This will be it large cocaína sausage filled with meatballs. 970 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,625 It could change the course of this industry. 971 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:52,541 Let's prove its durability like you said. 972 00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:57,750 I'd like to ask. 973 00:52:57,833 --> 00:53:00,583 How about My gag reflex is so fast? 974 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:06,583 Maybe I'll decide This condom is not suitable for that purpose 975 00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:11,916 and you've wasted it my time and my family. 976 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,458 Then maybe I should make a soccer ball 977 00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:17,041 from both your cheeks. 978 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:19,125 Thank you for being honest. 979 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:21,416 Just swallow it once. 980 00:53:22,041 --> 00:53:23,708 Yes, swallow it all straight away. 981 00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:26,375 You know yourself my throat likes to close. 982 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,500 Oh my, don't chew it. 983 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:35,333 Very good. 984 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:37,625 Good technique. 985 00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:39,583 All that practice worked. 986 00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:50,250 I think this is it isn't it your first time? 987 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,833 Swallow. 988 00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:58,666 We built this city 989 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,500 We built this city With rock 'n roll 990 00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:04,958 Is that the Jefferson Starship song? 991 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,083 Just Starship. 992 00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:10,625 -"Jefferson" is no longer used. -Is it true? 993 00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:13,166 There is a problem? 994 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,750 Do you want to smear it with Tabasco or something else? 995 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,458 It tastes too bland. 996 00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:19,208 It's not a matter of taste, 997 00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:23,458 but more about the penis and testicles 998 00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:25,916 full of cocaine that could kill me. 999 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,500 I understand. 1000 00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:29,750 Hollandaise? 1001 00:55:11,791 --> 00:55:12,750 Succeed. 1002 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:14,666 Great! 1003 00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:17,458 Hooray! 1004 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,875 -Let's go back to the party. -How to? 1005 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:24,041 Hey, Brad, how do you swallow it? 1006 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,125 -Bye! -Easy. Just suck it up. 1007 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,500 -Let's party again! -Enjoy my cartel. 1008 00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:30,500 Two wild kids. 1009 00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:32,291 Amazing determination. 1010 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,250 This sucks. 1011 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:42,291 Rest. Excuse me. 1012 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:45,166 What is Gisele? 1013 00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:48,791 What's the story? 1014 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,250 Is he one of your conquests? 1015 00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:54,916 Why do I need to conquer 1016 00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:57,416 my sister? 1017 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,125 Gisele... 1018 00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:04,625 She's your sister? 1019 00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:07,833 Pavio Curto Bundchen. 1020 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,541 Gisele Bundchen. 1021 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:12,750 At family events, 1022 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:15,583 everyone will say 1023 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,291 I will be a supermodel 1024 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:20,250 and he will be the leader of the cartel. 1025 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:24,083 But our father said, one of us has to go to college 1026 00:56:24,541 --> 00:56:26,125 to learn to sell cocaine. 1027 00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:28,625 Because I'm the oldest child, 1028 00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:32,333 I have to make sacrifices. 1029 00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:34,500 I threw away my dreams 1030 00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:36,500 so he can make his dream come true. 1031 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,750 He was indeed successful. 1032 00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:41,250 But I can be more successful. 1033 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:43,625 I can unite the whole world... 1034 00:56:45,541 --> 00:56:47,333 to desire me. 1035 00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:49,833 But he always wants attention. 1036 00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:52,916 Even now, he was surrounded by obedient people. 1037 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,500 -Yes, right? -Yes. 1038 00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:57,333 Hey, Boss, 1039 00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:59,250 -show him. -Yes. 1040 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,791 No. 1041 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,250 -Show. -No. He didn't want to see. 1042 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,416 Show him. 1043 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,708 He wasn't interested. 1044 00:57:05,791 --> 00:57:08,416 I'm interested. This can wait. 1045 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:10,041 He has to see. 1046 00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:12,416 Please, Curt. 1047 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,416 Dois minutos. Do not go anywhere. 1048 00:57:23,041 --> 00:57:25,958 I'm less enthusiastic. My stomach is bloated from cocaine. 1049 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,041 Too bad. 1050 00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:34,500 I've always wanted to fuck with Americans. 1051 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,666 Can you stop before that? 1052 00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:41,500 You're still great. 1053 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,958 I can be the greatest! 1054 00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:45,333 Yes. 1055 00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:50,125 You have three seconds to swallow. 1056 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:52,333 If that's what you say... 1057 00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:14,583 Interesting. Testicles first. I have never thought. 1058 00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:17,041 I thought the testicles came first, 1059 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:19,083 then others will follow. 1060 00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:20,708 For Balls Up! 1061 00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:23,208 Balls Up! 1062 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,916 Elijah. I want to ask. 1063 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,375 It turns out it's similar. 1064 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:33,041 At least his hair. 1065 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,166 Have you seen your friend? 1066 00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:37,583 Brad? No. He's gone, so... 1067 00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:42,041 -The woman who went with him, Emilia? -Yes. 1068 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:44,041 That's Pavio Curto's wife. 1069 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:46,125 Is that his wife? 1070 00:58:46,208 --> 00:58:49,916 My boss used to have sex a lot. Really often. 1071 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,375 Too often, until he gets bored. 1072 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:55,208 So, to excite him, 1073 00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:58,791 Emilia looks for another man, flirting with him. 1074 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,875 Then Pavio Curto caught him, 1075 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:02,416 furious. 1076 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,500 They fuck, we torture the man, 1077 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,333 sodomized him with a broken bottle. 1078 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:11,666 -It's complicated. -Yes. Complicated. 1079 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,375 Wait a moment. 1080 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:15,666 -Your star sign is Taurus? -You'll love this, Brad. 1081 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,666 -Maybe not… -Brad. Hey. 1082 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,166 Give me the Balls Up from your fanny pack. 1083 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:23,875 Get out of bed! Get rid of that woman right now! 1084 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:24,791 Emilia! 1085 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:29,583 This Americano forced you? 1086 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,833 Yes. I was forced. 1087 00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:35,000 No. Quite the opposite. He wants to make love to me. 1088 00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:37,125 Brad. 1089 00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:40,625 We know what happens next. 1090 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:42,166 I don't know. 1091 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,958 What? Do you know? What… 1092 00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,375 This is just a misunderstanding. 1093 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:52,708 I'm confused, you said enjoy your cartel. 1094 00:59:52,791 --> 00:59:54,041 I think you mean him. 1095 00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:56,916 So, I asked deliberately you put your pinto in 1096 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,875 to my wife's barrigão? 1097 00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:01,958 I didn't know you were husband and wife. 1098 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:03,875 -He is very friendly. -Certain. 1099 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:06,416 Yes, he is very friendly. We are. 1100 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,541 That's Brazil. 1101 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:11,125 Her ex-husband it hasn't even rotted in the mass newspapers yet. 1102 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:12,708 My beloved husband, 1103 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:15,166 How do I restore my honor? 1104 01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,458 I'll kill him. 1105 01:00:19,166 --> 01:00:21,458 Are you as horny as me? 1106 01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:27,750 Wait a moment. 1107 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,250 I thought we were all friends. 1108 01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,916 Davi, Benicio, why are you silent? 1109 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 You're not my friend, bastard. 1110 01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:37,125 I grew up in a futebol-loving family. 1111 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,500 Excuse me. 1112 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:41,375 Seriously, for the thousandth time, 1113 01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:44,208 it's just a game! 1114 01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:45,666 Yes, and you will lose. 1115 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,750 Kill them. 1116 01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:51,041 Land Crocodile, prepare to die. 1117 01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,708 Time for analysis. 1118 01:00:54,291 --> 01:00:56,291 Gentlemen, prepare him. 1119 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,500 What? 1120 01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:22,750 That would be our competitor, the Cardosa Cartel. 1121 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:27,666 They won't stop until everyone is dead. 1122 01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:30,458 Please shoot them 1123 01:01:30,541 --> 01:01:32,916 on his penis for me. 1124 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,416 We'll try. 1125 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,125 Kiss Me. 1126 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,541 Kiss Me. 1127 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:42,750 What? 1128 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:45,041 No. 1129 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,416 Don't you dare give up. 1130 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,500 Don't die, Curt. 1131 01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:52,333 Stay here. Here. 1132 01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,250 I don't know why I said that. 1133 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:57,041 This is the best for us. 1134 01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,625 We have to get out of here. 1135 01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:00,041 -Now. Come on. -Yes. 1136 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,750 Good grief! 1137 01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,416 -Unlucky. -Come on. 1138 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,916 Be careful, don't fall into the mass grave. 1139 01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,333 I guess that's our ride. 1140 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:53,500 Come on. 1141 01:02:56,958 --> 01:02:57,958 Unlucky. 1142 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:02,125 Good grief. 1143 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:05,166 Must be cocaine in this truck worth 100 million dollars. 1144 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:07,583 Yes. About five million in our stomachs. 1145 01:03:07,666 --> 01:03:09,833 Now, on to the gut. Do not feel? 1146 01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,375 Let's go quickly! 1147 01:03:18,791 --> 01:03:22,291 Oh Lord. I snorted cocaine. 1148 01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:24,833 I've never used drugs. 1149 01:03:28,416 --> 01:03:29,333 Murphy's Law. 1150 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:31,666 Finally we can invite girls in bikinis 1151 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,208 to a party and... 1152 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,833 Does your stomach hurt? 1153 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,583 Maybe it's the artichoke dip. 1154 01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:38,916 No. Wait. 1155 01:03:39,208 --> 01:03:40,416 That cocaine! 1156 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,625 That cocaine! 1157 01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:42,833 Damn. 1158 01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:45,541 In the body there is not only a penis, 1159 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,083 but two testicles too. 1160 01:03:47,166 --> 01:03:49,291 All thanks to the American. 1161 01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:51,458 What do they say? What happened? 1162 01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,208 Wait. 1163 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:57,250 My husband was careless and now he's dead, 1164 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,708 thanks to those stupid bastards. 1165 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,791 They want me to chop them up 1166 01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:06,416 and eat them like nuts, all the way to Paraguay. 1167 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:07,875 The tall one, "Brad"? 1168 01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:10,125 Just a big mouth. 1169 01:04:10,208 --> 01:04:13,125 He thought I really wanted to be with him. 1170 01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:15,750 No taste at all. 1171 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:18,541 Like hugging your own brother. 1172 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:19,666 He's lucky. 1173 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,666 Two minutes later, he was tortured to death 1174 01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:25,000 use a broken bottle on his anus. 1175 01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:26,666 Elijah. 1176 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,416 He didn't have the courage. 1177 01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:31,083 Constantly restless. 1178 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,375 I shouldn't be making fun of it. 1179 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:35,916 Poor guy, he suffers from OCD. 1180 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,708 -Come on… Don't listen to it any more. -Come here. Don't... 1181 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:43,041 What is that? 1182 01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:56,500 -You are okay? -Yes. 1183 01:04:57,041 --> 01:05:00,458 I can hardly breathe. You are okay? 1184 01:05:00,541 --> 01:05:04,000 -Yes. Unlucky. -I can't find my phone. 1185 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:06,958 -Here he is. -What? 1186 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:09,208 -This. -Good grief. Thank You. 1187 01:05:18,041 --> 01:05:19,333 Good grief. 1188 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,625 Unlucky. Sick. 1189 01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:25,791 Be quiet. 1190 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:28,666 Hey, 1191 01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:30,958 I feel happy. 1192 01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:32,333 It's because of the cocaine. 1193 01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:40,500 Good grief. 1194 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,750 Should we pray? 1195 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:45,666 For who? 1196 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,500 Murderers who want to kill us 1197 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:50,750 and still want to kill us if we wait for another killer? 1198 01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:52,375 I'll just pray later. 1199 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:56,583 Let's keep going. 1200 01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:00,125 Good grief. Ouch. 1201 01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:01,208 -Unlucky! -What? 1202 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:04,125 -My leg might be broken. -No. We have to keep going. 1203 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,583 We're in the middle of the forest. 1204 01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:07,416 -Geez. -What? 1205 01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:10,750 No. Don't look down. 1206 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,125 -I want to look down. -Don't… 1207 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:14,750 Oh my. My knees! 1208 01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:16,708 My grandmother said, at times like this... 1209 01:06:16,791 --> 01:06:19,208 Fix my knee before the effects of the cocaine wear off. 1210 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:20,625 Correct. Excuse me. 1211 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:24,375 Hey. Before I do, I just want to say, 1212 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,583 Brad, 1213 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:28,625 I love you. 1214 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:30,875 That's the effect of cocaine. Me too. My knees. 1215 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,958 -What? -Are you saying that because you're high? 1216 01:06:33,041 --> 01:06:34,958 -I'm not just talking. -Knee. 1217 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,333 Yes, knees. Ready? 1218 01:06:37,416 --> 01:06:39,625 -The other one. -Correct. 1219 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,875 Right tight, left loose? 1220 01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:44,333 Not so… Ouch! 1221 01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,625 Unlucky! Ouch! 1222 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,083 I've fixed it. 1223 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,083 Good grief. 1224 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,625 My knee is recovering. Thank You. 1225 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,250 I love you too. 1226 01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:02,250 What? 1227 01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:05,208 It does look scary. 1228 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:09,291 Now, be careful. See if it works. 1229 01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:10,958 Yes. 1230 01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:12,416 Safe? 1231 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:13,583 Very smart. 1232 01:07:15,208 --> 01:07:16,541 I'm grateful. 1233 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:18,291 To get out of this forest… 1234 01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:20,500 No signal, so no GPS. 1235 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:25,041 But we know they headed west, to Paraguay. 1236 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:26,416 The sun rises in the east... 1237 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,791 Inverted at the equator. 1238 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:29,916 You're so wrong. Now, 1239 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,000 we need to walk turn your back to the morning sun, 1240 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:35,166 then ran until he arrived in Paraguay. 1241 01:07:36,583 --> 01:07:40,666 Paraguay, have fun Come on 1242 01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:43,875 It's a holiday to Paraguay 1243 01:07:45,958 --> 01:07:48,416 -Okay. -Do you think our direction is correct? 1244 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,791 No. 1245 01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:52,583 No cocaine bars, 1246 01:07:52,666 --> 01:07:54,750 -I'm starting to realize... -Don't say it. 1247 01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:57,083 -Our situation is bad. -I told you not to! 1248 01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:00,125 If you think about it, it's crazy. 1249 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,041 Ironic. I used to be afraid 1250 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:05,708 the rainforest will be completely cut down. 1251 01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:08,333 I started thinking they didn't cut it down quickly enough. 1252 01:08:08,416 --> 01:08:09,666 Hey. 1253 01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:13,250 I remember you ruined lunch with that rainforest talk. 1254 01:08:13,333 --> 01:08:15,833 I'm ruining your fun, Brad? 1255 01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:18,582 No. I used to think Steve is the one who likes to spoil the fun. 1256 01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:20,582 Turns out it wasn't. That's you. 1257 01:08:20,666 --> 01:08:21,957 Since a long time ago. 1258 01:08:22,041 --> 01:08:25,416 When people laugh, they don't laugh with you. 1259 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,250 They laugh at you. 1260 01:08:27,332 --> 01:08:31,291 Have you ever thought about it? Is "from Sales" an insult? 1261 01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:34,666 Maybe they laugh at me, 1262 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:36,416 but they hate you. 1263 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,666 "By my standards," "I came early," 1264 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,875 "I'm home late," "Microwave kulap." 1265 01:08:40,957 --> 01:08:43,875 "I suck up to everyone." How about that one? 1266 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:46,791 So, sweet words what did you just say? 1267 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:49,957 I told you it was the cocaine. 1268 01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:51,416 Speaking of that, 1269 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,125 we need that again if we want to stay alive. 1270 01:08:54,207 --> 01:08:55,916 I don't want to use cocaine anymore. 1271 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,291 Really? Then where do we get energy? to get out of here? 1272 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:01,207 Anyway… Don't breathe on me! 1273 01:09:01,291 --> 01:09:04,291 Do you want energy? Just use normal power. 1274 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:06,000 Normal power will run out. 1275 01:09:06,082 --> 01:09:09,125 Unless you have That leg of lamb you kept secret? 1276 01:09:09,207 --> 01:09:10,750 We need cocaine. 1277 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:14,416 I know where to get it. 1278 01:09:16,166 --> 01:09:17,082 Good grief. 1279 01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:20,332 Yes. I'm asking for help. 1280 01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:22,832 -Just get it out there, okay? -Yes. 1281 01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:24,541 -Brad? -What? 1282 01:09:24,625 --> 01:09:27,707 What are we going to do with this, never talk about it... 1283 01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,625 Relax. We're just pooping. 1284 01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:31,375 Maybe I need your help. 1285 01:09:31,457 --> 01:09:32,916 Yes, it was taken to death. 1286 01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:40,916 I don't think I can. 1287 01:09:42,082 --> 01:09:43,375 Me too. 1288 01:09:43,457 --> 01:09:45,541 Even though it comes out clean. 1289 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,207 It was made that way on purpose. 1290 01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:51,250 The latex mixture we use 1291 01:09:51,332 --> 01:09:54,875 rejects all types of contaminants, especially feces. 1292 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,583 You're really good with dirt. 1293 01:09:57,583 --> 01:10:01,583 Yes. Me and shit. 1294 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,250 With people, it's different. 1295 01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:08,208 At least you care about people. 1296 01:10:09,166 --> 01:10:11,291 Totally the opposite for me. 1297 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:19,791 I never felt like I could blend in with any group, anywhere. 1298 01:10:19,875 --> 01:10:22,083 That's what I admire about you. 1299 01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:24,916 You're not trying to blend in. You are hated and don't care. 1300 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,750 -I'm not hated. -Hated. 1301 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:29,500 That's a compliment. 1302 01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:32,583 This means your ego is strong. You become you. 1303 01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:36,208 I? Just keep smiling and acting friendly. 1304 01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:38,333 Pretend to be rich and carry a Social Security card. 1305 01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:39,750 Yes, "Brad from Sales." 1306 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:41,875 That's what will be written on my tombstone. 1307 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,291 Just so you know, 1308 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,291 you are good at your job. 1309 01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:51,333 Also I guess we won't get a tombstone. 1310 01:10:55,833 --> 01:10:57,416 -Good grief! -Good grief! 1311 01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:09,041 Both cocaine condoms were swallowed. 1312 01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:12,041 Luckily there was no dirt. Otherwise, you will definitely get very sick. 1313 01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,458 Oh my God, don't you watch Cocaine Bear? 1314 01:11:14,541 --> 01:11:17,708 I don't want to see crocodiles high on Brazilian cocaine. 1315 01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:19,333 I think it's an alligator. 1316 01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:21,750 -Does it matter if we want to be eaten? -Correct. 1317 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,125 Unlucky! We will be attacked! 1318 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,500 Is he dead? 1319 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:40,541 I thought I heard his heart explode. 1320 01:11:41,375 --> 01:11:42,875 Hooray! 1321 01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:45,625 Yes, his heart exploded! 1322 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:47,875 Good grief! Wait! 1323 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:50,916 Have you ever eaten crocodile tako? 1324 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,083 You mean gator porridge? 1325 01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,875 I'm sure it's an alligator. 1326 01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:58,250 Gator tako, delicious too. 1327 01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,083 Like muscled chicken meat. 1328 01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:04,416 What do you think in the world of crocodiles 1329 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,083 does he have a name? 1330 01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:08,916 "In the world of crocodiles?" Why are you here? 1331 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,041 What? Animals communicate. 1332 01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:12,791 Maybe they named each other. 1333 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:15,250 I feel cruel. We eat Lenny. 1334 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,500 Hey, stop. 1335 01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,291 I heard something. 1336 01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:23,708 Good grief. Maybe Lenny's friend want revenge. 1337 01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:24,666 Haphazard. 1338 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,375 There is a tribe in this place 1339 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:30,166 who has never met a human. 1340 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:33,500 No, they were expelled by Pavio Curto because he defecated on the floor. 1341 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,500 Maybe Curt didn't catch everything. There is a possibility… 1342 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:40,000 OK. Say that you heard. 1343 01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:41,208 That's you. 1344 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:43,000 -No. -What? 1345 01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,041 Remain still! 1346 01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:45,833 What are you doing? 1347 01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:46,875 Good grief! 1348 01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:49,583 Are you Americans? 1349 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,666 Was. 1350 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,791 Now ecofundamentalists are without a nation. 1351 01:12:53,291 --> 01:12:55,333 -Cool. We can use it. -Yes. 1352 01:12:55,416 --> 01:12:58,041 We stopped the hunt. You guys aren't hunters? 1353 01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:00,291 Hunter? No! Dressed like this? 1354 01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,583 Don't even eat boiled eggs. Disgusting. 1355 01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:05,458 That's how to eat eggs the healthiest. 1356 01:13:05,541 --> 01:13:08,208 If eggs are boiled, cholesterol oxidation decreases. 1357 01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:09,291 Fact. 1358 01:13:09,375 --> 01:13:12,416 Erewhon boiled eggs put it on her paleo sweet potato bread. Delicious. 1359 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:15,083 I love Erewhon. Have you tried Benedict Cumberbatch? 1360 01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:16,750 -Not yet. -Ugly, 1361 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:19,625 but once you bite into it, it melts in your mouth. 1362 01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:22,208 Why are you here? 1363 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:24,000 The story is funny. 1364 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:25,625 Can I tell you... Just you. 1365 01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:28,041 We were made smugglers by the cartel. 1366 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,166 -We don't know. -Then fled into the forest. 1367 01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:32,833 This crazy drug dealer's wife 1368 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,916 fondling him, inviting him upstairs. 1369 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,166 -He wants to sleep. -But this bookie 1370 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:39,541 wants to watch me fuck his wife. 1371 01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:43,000 Then he wanted to torture me, shoving a broken bottle up my ass. 1372 01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:44,208 The situation is complicated. 1373 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,166 You do? 1374 01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:50,541 I can't because I just swallowed giant condom. 1375 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:52,708 Same. But no one wants to fuck me. 1376 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,041 By the way, Brad from Sales. 1377 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:57,666 Julie. 1378 01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:59,125 Julie Patchouli. 1379 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,625 Seriously. 1380 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:01,833 Condom. 1381 01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:05,500 Good grief. I know who they are! 1382 01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:07,083 Os Estupidos! 1383 01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:12,000 Are you a football fan? 1384 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:15,083 Your actions are extraordinary. 1385 01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:17,750 Coolest activism. 1386 01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:20,666 Bother! That's what we do too. 1387 01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,500 -You are heroes! -Yes. 1388 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,791 Nelson Mandela, Che Guevara. 1389 01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,958 -Football heroes! -Yes! I told you! 1390 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:30,541 That stupid football game. 1391 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:32,833 They think it's very important. 1392 01:14:32,916 --> 01:14:33,750 Life and death. 1393 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:36,000 That's bullshit. 1394 01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:37,625 We keep saying that. 1395 01:14:37,708 --> 01:14:38,541 Do not like. 1396 01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:42,458 Real life and death is in this rainforest. 1397 01:14:42,541 --> 01:14:45,125 The capitalists trying to destroy this place 1398 01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:48,916 without thinking about the native population or its beautiful wildlife. 1399 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,583 By the way, this is Yarimoey. 1400 01:14:52,041 --> 01:14:54,208 Local shaman who blessed our mission. 1401 01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:56,375 Nice to meet you, Yarimoey. 1402 01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:57,625 No. 1403 01:14:57,708 --> 01:14:59,625 That's right, Yarimoey. 1404 01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:01,333 Sung. 1405 01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:05,041 Nice to meet you, Yarimoey. 1406 01:15:06,791 --> 01:15:07,625 Yes. 1407 01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:12,791 I'm also an environmental lover. 1408 01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:14,208 Is it true? 1409 01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:16,208 I always recycle my Nespresso pods, 1410 01:15:16,291 --> 01:15:18,416 I'll make sure it doesn't end up in landfill. 1411 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:19,958 How to recycle? 1412 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,666 I just threw it in the blue trash can. 1413 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:24,791 Then workers at the recycling site 1414 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,625 which continues its life cycle. 1415 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:29,541 It's not equal with your actions. 1416 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:30,958 Or maybe the same. 1417 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:33,291 -What's your occupation? -I just 1418 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,791 inventor of condoms that cover the testicles. 1419 01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,291 Maybe it will change the world. 1420 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:40,083 We knew he wouldn't buy it. 1421 01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:44,416 -Why… -His testicles are small. 1422 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,083 Disappeared into the cave of the testicles. 1423 01:15:47,625 --> 01:15:50,500 Yes, the testicles are not descending, the term cryptorchidism. 1424 01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:52,791 But it works. Just can't see it. 1425 01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:55,500 Sometimes he has to let it out like an earthquake victim. 1426 01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:59,125 This guy has a big penis. Hugh. 1427 01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:01,666 It doesn't matter if the info gets out there. 1428 01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:04,833 Well that's that then. Let's hang out tonight. 1429 01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:07,500 We party, dance, make love, sing. 1430 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,083 -Okay. -Is it true? 1431 01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:10,291 -Make love? -Yes. 1432 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:13,041 No, that sounds really exciting. 1433 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:16,416 Sounds fun. But we… have to leave immediately. 1434 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:17,500 Tomorrow morning, 1435 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,041 we took him on the raft. 1436 01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:21,458 There are lots of juices and food there. 1437 01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:22,666 Fun. Thank You. 1438 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:24,208 Once at sea, 1439 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:26,375 there are many ships that can take you. 1440 01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:28,083 We put it on a good ship. 1441 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:30,458 Not those who traffic people. 1442 01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,958 Be careful. 1443 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:35,708 Never urinate in water. 1444 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:39,375 That's where the little vampire fish live which is very evil. 1445 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:41,666 The fish can rise through urine, 1446 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,416 enter the bladder, 1447 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,208 then eat you from the inside. 1448 01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:48,166 I don't understand at all. Excuse me. 1449 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,291 What did he say? 1450 01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:51,583 Who knows. 1451 01:16:51,666 --> 01:16:54,500 We don't speak Yarimoey yet. 1452 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:55,458 Yarimoey. 1453 01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:57,708 This is very cool. 1454 01:16:57,791 --> 01:17:00,208 Maybe he's the last one who use this language. 1455 01:17:00,291 --> 01:17:02,583 These little fish 1456 01:17:02,666 --> 01:17:05,250 has killed many great humans. 1457 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,083 -Nonsense. -Yes. 1458 01:17:18,791 --> 01:17:22,000 Who would have thought are we going to see a Phish concert? 1459 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:24,708 -They're so cool. -Want ayahuasca? 1460 01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:27,333 -Interesting. -No. 1461 01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:28,666 No need. 1462 01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:30,916 I understand. We are also tired of using it. 1463 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:32,791 Hey. 1464 01:17:33,541 --> 01:17:35,041 Want to come along? 1465 01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:36,375 No, thank you. 1466 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,208 He's misophobic. 1467 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:39,708 New frog. 1468 01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:43,166 Give him a new frog. 1469 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,833 That's Ed. Our frog catcher. 1470 01:17:45,916 --> 01:17:48,208 Hey, Ed. Is that your job? Are you a frog catcher? 1471 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:50,125 -How did it start? -Cool. 1472 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:53,250 Just get arrested... 1473 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,916 Starting… 1474 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,416 Just start catching frogs. 1475 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:58,958 Okay. 1476 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,291 I think there is science. 1477 01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:06,583 Dosage and chemical interactions, the level of toxicity. 1478 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:08,416 Hey, I need to make a call. 1479 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,291 -What? -I will be back. 1480 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:16,416 Brad. 1481 01:18:16,916 --> 01:18:18,333 Hey, Brad? 1482 01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:19,791 What? 1483 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:20,958 Where are you going? 1484 01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,208 What do you mean? 1485 01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:24,458 Want to demo the product to Julie Patchouli. 1486 01:18:24,541 --> 01:18:27,333 Try getting it Tina Danaamanahrasta over there. 1487 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,625 You mean the armpit like an Armenian barber's floor? 1488 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,666 Yes, he is. 1489 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:35,041 No, thank you. 1490 01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:36,375 Armpit hair is natural. 1491 01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:38,750 Nature is at its most natural here. Come on. 1492 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:40,541 Wait three minutes. 1493 01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:43,500 Do you have severe amnesia? 1494 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,208 Remember the last time you were like this? 1495 01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:47,125 There's almost a broken bottle in your butt. 1496 01:18:47,208 --> 01:18:49,166 You sell condoms to drug dealers. 1497 01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:52,041 -Curt loves the product. -Hey. 1498 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:53,375 Are you coming too? 1499 01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:54,916 -Hey. -Fun! 1500 01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:58,416 There is a good place to make love. Up here. 1501 01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:01,625 Have you ever seen the soles of his feet? 1502 01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:03,958 Like baked potatoes. 1503 01:19:04,041 --> 01:19:05,333 I didn't fuck her feet. 1504 01:19:05,416 --> 01:19:07,416 Maybe, but we'll see. 1505 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,833 -Come on, enjoy life! -Yes. 1506 01:19:09,916 --> 01:19:12,500 -Guys, come on! Check this out! -Brad… 1507 01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:19,458 Is this the place to make love? 1508 01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:20,458 Yes. 1509 01:19:20,541 --> 01:19:22,708 Also where we put poachers. 1510 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,375 Geez! 1511 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:28,875 We hung it there as a warning. 1512 01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:30,000 Okay. 1513 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,291 What do they do to... Poaching? 1514 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,458 How did they... Why did they die? 1515 01:19:37,541 --> 01:19:40,083 Usually because of the black caiman. 1516 01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:42,166 Black caiman? 1517 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,791 Yes, like an alligator. 1518 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:45,708 I told you. 1519 01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:48,000 -You said alligator, not lookalike. -Yes. 1520 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:51,166 They are beautiful reptiles and amazing. 1521 01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:52,500 Endangered. 1522 01:19:52,583 --> 01:19:54,791 These poachers want their claws. 1523 01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:57,208 So, you guys killed the poacher? 1524 01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,416 Forced. Have you tried the peaceful way? 1525 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:02,875 but it never works, so you have to resort to violence. 1526 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:05,208 If you kill an animal who we protect, 1527 01:20:05,291 --> 01:20:06,833 we kill you. Simple. 1528 01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:08,166 No haggling. 1529 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:10,166 Nobody? 1530 01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:12,458 -For example, the Pope or... -No way! 1531 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,250 You could be Greta Thunberg, 1532 01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:17,625 but if you kill this animal, you must die! Dead! 1533 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:22,458 Let's start making love. 1534 01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,666 Did they watch it? 1535 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:27,166 I understand. 1536 01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:30,875 But it's kind of honoring them and vice versa. 1537 01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:33,250 By allowing to watch us make love? 1538 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:36,083 Yes, I mentioned them Dead Wild Hunter Community. 1539 01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:38,583 Speaking of watching, 1540 01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:40,625 what is a camera? That little one... 1541 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:41,833 Yes. 1542 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:44,333 Yes, we have cameras all over the forest. 1543 01:20:44,416 --> 01:20:46,416 But right now no one is watching. 1544 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,541 They're looking at today's footage 1545 01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:52,166 because we lost signal one of our favorite caimans. Morey. 1546 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:54,208 Turns out he has a name. 1547 01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:57,833 We'll excuse ourselves for a moment. 1548 01:20:57,916 --> 01:21:00,791 -Where are you going? -Just want to use a condom. 1549 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:02,500 I can use it. 1550 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:05,250 The problem is, it's very difficult 1551 01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:07,791 because his testicles have to go in. He will help. 1552 01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:09,833 It's not difficult. Come straight in. 1553 01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,583 I'm embarrassed. 1554 01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:14,458 Just say so, do not stain the product. 1555 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:16,541 -We'll be back. -Okay. 1556 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,458 Can you still run? 1557 01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:23,041 Must. Come on! 1558 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:29,166 -Good grief! -No! 1559 01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:33,958 Good grief! These claws are delicious. You have to try. This. 1560 01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:36,458 Damn, Janet! 1561 01:21:36,541 --> 01:21:39,250 -His claws are the tastiest. -Bring it here, I'll give you a high five. 1562 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:42,166 Unlucky! Now Julie will tell us to kill them. 1563 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,125 Yo. 1564 01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:45,375 "Yo"? 1565 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:46,875 "Yo"? 1566 01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:48,625 You can just say "yoi"? 1567 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:50,958 I'm so stressed! 1568 01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:53,250 I'm here to protect the forest, 1569 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:54,916 ayahuasca, and fucking Julie. 1570 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,500 Not killing poachers. 1571 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:58,375 Me too. We don't get laid either. 1572 01:21:58,458 --> 01:21:59,833 This sucks. 1573 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:01,791 Everyone gets fucked, except us. 1574 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:03,375 Not everyone. 1575 01:22:04,125 --> 01:22:05,333 Everyone. 1576 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:07,458 Yarimoey? 1577 01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:09,666 Yes. Yarimoey. 1578 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,708 He's 100 years old! 1579 01:22:11,791 --> 01:22:13,750 What's in his brain? 1580 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:16,875 Correct! He also said his penis was split. 1581 01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:18,541 What does it mean? 1582 01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,750 Did he split it himself or was he that old? 1583 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,666 Gosh, why did he change? 1584 01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,750 In Calabasas he had a lot of fun. 1585 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:27,416 Now fucking a split penis and kill the hunter? 1586 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,041 Hey, you see those two guys? 1587 01:22:30,125 --> 01:22:31,833 We were just about to make love, then... 1588 01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:33,750 My advice about food is definitely correct. 1589 01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:35,500 -I know you like to eat. -What? 1590 01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:36,791 -Yes. -What's more, 1591 01:22:36,875 --> 01:22:38,541 good for back scratching. 1592 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:40,083 Try. 1593 01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:43,000 -I can comb your hair. -Okay. 1594 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,250 Let me do it. 1595 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:45,791 Do you want to tell a story? 1596 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:47,291 -Certain. -Yes. 1597 01:22:47,375 --> 01:22:49,166 We were just about to kill them. 1598 01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:50,416 Kill them! 1599 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:54,875 Kill them, Julie! You are right! 1600 01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:03,166 Raft! There's a raft! Come on. 1601 01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:14,250 Yes. Fast. 1602 01:23:21,833 --> 01:23:23,333 Kill them! 1603 01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:31,416 Unlucky! 1604 01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:33,791 What is this? 1605 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,041 We have to row 1606 01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,666 or hanged while watching him fuck! 1607 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:47,666 We'll hang you, bastards! 1608 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:51,750 Keep shooting! 1609 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,083 Fuck! 1610 01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:58,500 You stupid, cowardly human! You guys let them get away! 1611 01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:00,166 Do you know why I didn't sleep with you? 1612 01:24:00,250 --> 01:24:02,250 -We didn't think about that. -Liar! 1613 01:24:02,333 --> 01:24:04,791 We heard it at the cottage! Everyone listen! 1614 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:06,208 Well, we want to know. 1615 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,125 Good grief. Come on, Yarimoey. 1616 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:09,458 Yarimoey. 1617 01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:11,208 Shut up! 1618 01:24:11,791 --> 01:24:13,833 I have to vent this anger. 1619 01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:27,916 Still no signal. 1620 01:24:32,416 --> 01:24:33,625 I will change. 1621 01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:36,208 If we survive. 1622 01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:37,833 -Stop it. -I'm serious. 1623 01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:40,166 I am not kidding. 1624 01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:42,416 We will see. My words will be meaningful. 1625 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:49,625 Maybe I'll be more confident too. 1626 01:24:52,416 --> 01:24:53,583 Hey, Brad. 1627 01:24:55,791 --> 01:24:57,625 We're going to die here, right? 1628 01:24:58,166 --> 01:24:59,541 Certainly. 1629 01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:02,125 That's a fact! 1630 01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:22,291 This condom is also good as a pillow, right? 1631 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:25,875 Free buffet. 1632 01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:28,541 Want more coconut water? 1633 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,208 No. I actually want to pee. 1634 01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:46,833 Why? 1635 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,125 Stage fright. 1636 01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:51,791 Can you turn your face away? 1637 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:54,125 You turned your back on me. Do you know where I saw it? 1638 01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:55,791 I can feel it. 1639 01:25:58,416 --> 01:25:59,708 Let's make it like this. 1640 01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,791 Maybe we need to save it our urine. 1641 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:08,250 Watch out for running out of water. Don't die of thirst. 1642 01:26:08,333 --> 01:26:10,333 What? Don't drink urine. 1643 01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:14,041 I don't want your urine it's all over the raft, so throw it away. 1644 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:16,250 The urine is very sterile. 1645 01:26:16,666 --> 01:26:18,833 I don't care. Throw away. Disgusting. 1646 01:26:20,791 --> 01:26:21,833 Okay. 1647 01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:28,083 Hey, look at these little fish, they drink my piss. 1648 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:29,500 What? 1649 01:26:31,583 --> 01:26:32,416 Let me see. 1650 01:26:34,416 --> 01:26:36,791 Good grief! This is a piss drinking fish! 1651 01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:38,541 You stupid. 1652 01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:40,291 It looks like they are smiling. 1653 01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:41,875 Wait. 1654 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:44,666 I once read it in National Geographic. 1655 01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:46,666 Good grief! 1656 01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,250 I just escaped danger! 1657 01:26:54,416 --> 01:26:55,875 Pull! Please withdraw! 1658 01:26:55,958 --> 01:26:58,625 -You're the one pulling it. That's your dick! -Can't! 1659 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:01,291 I need to press it. Otherwise, the fish rises. 1660 01:27:01,375 --> 01:27:04,583 These fish are very persistent. Help me! 1661 01:27:04,666 --> 01:27:06,750 -Pull… -Oh my! 1662 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:09,583 Help me! Take the fish! 1663 01:27:09,666 --> 01:27:12,208 -Take! -Okay. Do not move. 1664 01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:17,208 Too slippery. I can't hold it. 1665 01:27:17,291 --> 01:27:20,333 Maybe if you get an erection, can be strangled. 1666 01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:23,375 What? How to get an erection? There's a fish in my dick! 1667 01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:24,708 Use your fantasy! 1668 01:27:24,791 --> 01:27:26,208 What's your craziest fantasy? 1669 01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:28,375 Currently, without a fish on my dick! 1670 01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:34,250 Nobody would want to take fish from his friend's penis if he shouted at him. 1671 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:36,291 -Use your teeth. -Use… 1672 01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:37,708 Use your teeth. 1673 01:27:37,791 --> 01:27:40,333 -No. -Come on! Take this fish now! 1674 01:27:40,416 --> 01:27:41,541 Use your own teeth! 1675 01:27:41,625 --> 01:27:43,791 How to? 1676 01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:46,500 Stretch your penis and lean forward. 1677 01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:50,041 If my mouth reaches my cock, I would have known! 1678 01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,833 Please! You're my only hope! 1679 01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:55,000 Be a real man now! 1680 01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:58,500 Elijah, please! Help me. 1681 01:27:58,958 --> 01:28:00,083 Good grief! 1682 01:28:02,541 --> 01:28:06,541 Yes! 1683 01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:08,208 -Stop saying "Yes!" -Excuse me. 1684 01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:11,375 Good grief. 1685 01:28:18,541 --> 01:28:19,541 Do not touch me! 1686 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:23,208 -Never discuss... -Discuss this matter again. 1687 01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:25,000 You too, Sailor. 1688 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:27,208 Good grief. 1689 01:28:29,666 --> 01:28:32,375 I need to be alone for a while. 1690 01:28:32,458 --> 01:28:35,333 HANG IN DON'T FORGET YOU ARE GREAT! 1691 01:28:37,666 --> 01:28:40,708 5G NETWORK 1692 01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:47,666 Target has been found. 1693 01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:06,333 Boat! 1694 01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:07,875 Boat! 1695 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:09,375 Brad! 1696 01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:12,291 Brad. There's a ship. Get up. There's a ship! 1697 01:29:12,666 --> 01:29:13,833 Hey! 1698 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:15,083 Good grief. 1699 01:29:15,166 --> 01:29:16,791 -Hey! -Hey! 1700 01:29:16,875 --> 01:29:17,750 We're safe. 1701 01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,833 Hey! 1702 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:19,833 Hey! 1703 01:29:20,916 --> 01:29:22,666 Here! We are still alive! 1704 01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:30,833 Oh Lord. That's Jessel Cristos. Look! 1705 01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:35,166 -Start rowing. Fast! -Good grief. 1706 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:37,875 Paddle! 1707 01:29:41,791 --> 01:29:43,958 -Good grief. What the heck… -Come on! 1708 01:29:56,916 --> 01:29:58,291 Estúpidos indeed. 1709 01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,708 Come on up. 1710 01:29:59,791 --> 01:30:03,208 Why? So you can make a speech about "being able to go home"? 1711 01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:05,416 I'm not someone who likes insulting names, 1712 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:07,541 but fuck you, Jessel Cristos! 1713 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:09,458 Do you know where this is? 1714 01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:13,541 "My biggest fear is injustice 1715 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,500 that happened to the wrong person, 1716 01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:19,500 especially under my supervision." 1717 01:30:19,583 --> 01:30:23,333 "You won't face injustice." 1718 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:28,208 Is my accent racist? 1719 01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:31,416 -So true. -Excuse me. 1720 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:33,916 -I try to be braver. -Good. 1721 01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:36,166 This is what will happen. 1722 01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:37,666 You guys come with me. 1723 01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:39,750 You will be found guilty 1724 01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:43,041 has shattered dreams half a billion people. 1725 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,666 You will be imprisoned and worked hard for a year. 1726 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:49,375 Then, if you can get through all this, 1727 01:30:49,458 --> 01:30:51,291 you can go home. 1728 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:53,250 No. 1729 01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:55,833 No, this is what will happen, El General. 1730 01:30:55,916 --> 01:30:59,625 You'll paddle your little green bath 1731 01:30:59,708 --> 01:31:01,583 go back to where you came from 1732 01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:04,166 and delivered messages from Os Estúpidos. 1733 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:06,166 Tell Brazilians 1734 01:31:06,250 --> 01:31:10,458 and the entire community football lover in the world 1735 01:31:10,541 --> 01:31:14,375 that we are very sorry. 1736 01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:15,791 But… 1737 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:18,458 it's just a game 1738 01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:22,250 and we have atone for our sins. 1739 01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:29,291 Okay. 1740 01:31:29,375 --> 01:31:32,000 I will convey your apologies, 1741 01:31:32,083 --> 01:31:36,083 also tell what happened after you apologize. 1742 01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:39,500 That you and your beloved colleagues fled into the sea 1743 01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:42,125 ride a brave wooden raft 1744 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:44,041 via the Iguazu River. 1745 01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:45,708 Yes. 1746 01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:47,875 We become heroes. Win-win! 1747 01:31:47,958 --> 01:31:49,583 Agree. Thank You. 1748 01:31:50,875 --> 01:31:52,166 Come on, Paulo! 1749 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,583 See the look on his face just now? 1750 01:32:07,666 --> 01:32:09,666 That takes guts, friend. 1751 01:32:09,750 --> 01:32:11,375 I rarely have the guts. 1752 01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:13,083 I'll do it more often. 1753 01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:17,375 Wait. What did he say... 1754 01:32:17,458 --> 01:32:19,000 What did he say the name of the river was? 1755 01:32:19,666 --> 01:32:22,791 It feels like Iguazu or something. 1756 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:25,125 Remember Contrails Magazine? 1757 01:32:25,208 --> 01:32:26,958 There are reviews about… 1758 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,666 -Iguazu River. -No. 1759 01:32:28,750 --> 01:32:30,208 Not the Iguazu River, 1760 01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:32,666 but Iguazu Falls, 1761 01:32:33,333 --> 01:32:34,666 biggest waterfall. 1762 01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:38,958 In Brazil? 1763 01:32:39,041 --> 01:32:40,875 No. In this world! 1764 01:32:47,125 --> 01:32:49,083 -We have to get to the edge! -Unlucky! 1765 01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:50,083 Come on. 1766 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:52,625 Come on! 1767 01:32:53,708 --> 01:32:55,625 Don't want to paddle! 1768 01:32:56,583 --> 01:32:57,791 Come on! 1769 01:32:57,875 --> 01:32:58,708 Oh Lord! 1770 01:33:00,250 --> 01:33:01,666 Unlucky. 1771 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:03,916 Should have turned around! Why don't you want to come back? 1772 01:33:05,458 --> 01:33:07,083 The raft is not moving! 1773 01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:08,666 Wait, condom. 1774 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:09,958 What? 1775 01:33:10,041 --> 01:33:11,416 Lifebuoy. 1776 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:18,958 Ready? 1777 01:33:38,666 --> 01:33:39,875 Brad! 1778 01:33:41,708 --> 01:33:42,541 Brad! 1779 01:33:46,416 --> 01:33:47,708 Brad! 1780 01:33:50,583 --> 01:33:52,208 Brad. 1781 01:33:54,250 --> 01:33:56,833 Brad. It's okay, friend. 1782 01:34:21,541 --> 01:34:22,666 Guys. 1783 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:27,666 Brad. Good. Spit out the water. 1784 01:34:27,750 --> 01:34:28,708 Come on, guys. 1785 01:34:28,791 --> 01:34:30,208 Breathe. 1786 01:34:34,541 --> 01:34:35,833 Breathe, Brad! 1787 01:34:41,250 --> 01:34:44,125 Brad. Yes. 1788 01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:45,708 Get it out, bro. 1789 01:34:48,041 --> 01:34:49,791 Hey, you're germ-free, right? 1790 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:50,958 Are you serious? 1791 01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:52,000 Be quiet. 1792 01:34:52,541 --> 01:34:53,750 Did you hear that? 1793 01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:55,208 -What? -Good grief. 1794 01:34:56,083 --> 01:34:57,000 Unlucky! 1795 01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:03,958 Seriously! 1796 01:35:10,875 --> 01:35:12,000 Please hold on! 1797 01:35:12,083 --> 01:35:14,416 Don't shoot! 1798 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,166 Please hold fire. 1799 01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:17,458 Don't shoot. 1800 01:35:18,333 --> 01:35:19,375 Don't take him. 1801 01:35:20,833 --> 01:35:21,916 Just take me. 1802 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,791 -Seriously. -No. 1803 01:35:23,875 --> 01:35:25,291 It's already done. 1804 01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:27,166 Don't blame this good guy. 1805 01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:29,458 Is he stupid? Of course. 1806 01:35:29,541 --> 01:35:32,083 But he needs to create many new discoveries. 1807 01:35:32,166 --> 01:35:33,583 If you know Elijah, 1808 01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:34,875 and I feel like I know 1809 01:35:35,375 --> 01:35:37,958 he won't only saves the testicles. 1810 01:35:38,041 --> 01:35:41,208 So, if you want to demand justice, just judge me. 1811 01:35:41,916 --> 01:35:42,833 Hey. 1812 01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:44,125 Hey. 1813 01:35:44,791 --> 01:35:48,333 Sorry for making a fuss you told me to suck the fish off your penis. 1814 01:35:49,916 --> 01:35:51,000 Calm. 1815 01:35:51,083 --> 01:35:53,583 Iguazu is not just a river, 1816 01:35:54,083 --> 01:35:55,041 but the border. 1817 01:35:56,291 --> 01:35:57,291 Welcome to… 1818 01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:01,708 Uruguay? 1819 01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:04,750 -Good grief. We're in Uruguay! -No. 1820 01:36:04,833 --> 01:36:06,666 That's Argentina! 1821 01:36:06,750 --> 01:36:09,041 Our flags are very similar. 1822 01:36:09,916 --> 01:36:12,458 My country is trying to save you 1823 01:36:12,541 --> 01:36:14,250 since you saved us. 1824 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,083 Really? You could be lying. 1825 01:36:17,166 --> 01:36:20,208 Yes, where have you been all this time? 1826 01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:22,333 Where are we going? 1827 01:36:24,541 --> 01:36:25,500 What… 1828 01:36:27,875 --> 01:36:29,333 Anthony? Why… 1829 01:36:29,416 --> 01:36:30,625 My name is Isadora Cortez 1830 01:36:30,708 --> 01:36:33,625 and I work at Agencia Federal de Inteligencia. 1831 01:36:34,875 --> 01:36:36,708 Are you a spy? 1832 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:40,375 Since you were arrested, I run Operation Estúpidos. 1833 01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:43,916 You guys just need to listen to me. 1834 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,250 But instead he fired me before hearing my plan. 1835 01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:48,083 I didn't fire you. There he is. 1836 01:36:48,166 --> 01:36:49,291 To protect him. 1837 01:36:50,875 --> 01:36:53,041 So true. Doing good can be detrimental. 1838 01:36:53,125 --> 01:36:54,000 -Yes, right? -Good. 1839 01:36:54,083 --> 01:36:57,708 There's an extraction team waiting to get you out of Brazil, 1840 01:36:57,791 --> 01:36:59,875 but you are always one step ahead. 1841 01:36:59,958 --> 01:37:02,625 Wait. People who chased us down the alley? 1842 01:37:02,708 --> 01:37:04,166 No, it's Brazilian. 1843 01:37:04,250 --> 01:37:06,666 -Good. -But we have time Pavio Curto 1844 01:37:06,750 --> 01:37:09,125 want to kill you with that bottle of Cachaça. 1845 01:37:09,208 --> 01:37:11,166 -That's you guys? -Of course. 1846 01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:13,958 Why run into the forest after we shot him? 1847 01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:16,458 Curt says it's a rival drug gang. 1848 01:37:16,833 --> 01:37:18,583 You liar. 1849 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,541 Then your cell phone signal disappears. We thought you were dead. 1850 01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:23,958 Our whole country is praying for you. 1851 01:37:24,541 --> 01:37:26,000 Are you praying for us? 1852 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:30,333 Our prayers were answered. 1853 01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:37,750 Argentina! 1854 01:37:49,250 --> 01:37:51,166 I'm not just the maker, 1855 01:37:51,250 --> 01:37:52,416 but users too. 1856 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:58,500 Your os testículos will never be the same again. 1857 01:37:58,583 --> 01:38:00,500 Los testiculos. 1858 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:02,791 Now you're in Buenos Aires. 1859 01:38:02,875 --> 01:38:06,791 Know what's better from being a condom at the World Cup? 1860 01:38:06,875 --> 01:38:10,333 Become the official condom of this country. 1861 01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,791 Ten million, por favor. 1862 01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:21,291 Argentina! 1863 01:38:26,375 --> 01:38:30,208 BALLS UP OFFICIAL CONDOMS OF ARGENTINA 1864 01:38:32,416 --> 01:38:33,500 Yes! 1865 01:38:59,375 --> 01:39:00,875 A wise man said, 1866 01:39:00,958 --> 01:39:05,583 "Football is science, mathematics, physics, chemistry. 1867 01:39:05,666 --> 01:39:10,291 But also humanity, art, music, poetry." 1868 01:39:12,291 --> 01:39:16,791 It's also love, family, society, 1869 01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:19,208 sense of team brotherhood, 1870 01:39:20,166 --> 01:39:22,958 and the most exciting game in the world. 1871 01:39:25,166 --> 01:39:26,500 Meanwhile, 1872 01:39:26,583 --> 01:39:30,791 we entered Argentina like testículos to Balls Up. 1873 01:39:31,250 --> 01:39:32,958 Write that on our tombstones. 1874 01:39:33,458 --> 01:39:35,458 So, we got a tombstone? 1875 01:39:35,541 --> 01:39:37,000 Even better. 1876 01:44:23,541 --> 01:44:25,541 Subtitle translation by June Arya 1877 01:44:25,625 --> 01:44:27,625 Andrianto Creation Supervisor