1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:05,300 {One way or another} 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,300 {I'm gonna find ya} 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:08,300 {I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya} 4 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,300 {One way or another} 5 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:12,300 {I'm gonna win ya} 6 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:14,300 {I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha} 7 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,300 {One way or another} 8 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:18,300 {I'm gonna see ya} 9 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,300 {I wanna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya} 10 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,300 {One day, maybe next week} 11 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:24,300 {I'm gonna meet ya} 12 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,300 {I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya} 13 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:32,300 {I will drive past your house} 14 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:48,300 {I'll see who's around} 15 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:28,300 OK, so it's the 21st century. 16 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,300 A 15-year-old using a toothbrush to masturbate about her best friend 17 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,300 really shouldn't be that big a deal. 18 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:51,300 You'll go blind. 19 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:54,300 Afterall this is... Brighton. 20 00:01:54,300 --> 00:02:03,300 Sin City. The capital of sleaze. 21 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,300 We moved here last week so we could escape the filth and excesses of London... 22 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:10,300 and "spend more time together as a family". 23 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,300 That's it! 24 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,300 - For fuck's sake, Nathan! - Pillock! 25 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,300 Bitch! 26 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:20,300 It was a fucked-up idea from the beginning. 27 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:24,300 This is my dad, Nathan. Half man, half pinny. 28 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:28,300 And this is my mother. Only I call her Stella. 29 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:32,300 She doesn't like to be reminded of her parental responsibility. 30 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,300 And this is Matt, my little brother. 31 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:37,300 Freak. 32 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:43,300 And here are our identikit gay neighbours, Dave and David. 33 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:46,300 - We're getting a man in. - l am a man. 34 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,300 A professional. David? 35 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:51,300 - Dave. - David. 36 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:54,300 - Oh. - Our handyman Dale is a darling. 37 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,300 A real gem. Done all our friends. 38 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,300 Mm. 39 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:03,300 And me? 40 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:11,300 I haven't been the same since I met Sugar. 41 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:17,300 Maria Sweet. 42 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,300 Kiss ass, baby. 43 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,300 Kiss ass. 44 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,300 The girl I'm sexually obsessed with. 45 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:29,300 She'll do anything, say anything, have anything. 46 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:32,300 Well, anything with a dick, that's the problem. 47 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:37,300 She's not gay. And I don't want to be. 48 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,300 It was a twisted relationship from the moment we met. 49 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,300 Shit! 50 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,300 Hey! 51 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:46,300 Hold these, will ya? 52 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:49,300 Fuck! Go on, chase me, you fat git! 53 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,300 I don't think you've paid for those. 54 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,300 I had to put an end to this. 55 00:03:54,300 --> 00:04:06,300 Let me stop staring at her tits. 56 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:09,300 You know, if we're gonna hang out, 57 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:14,300 you could at least try and make it less obvious. 58 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:23,300 You're such a fucking virgin. 59 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:26,300 Sugar was right. I was a virgin. 60 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,300 How did I know I was gay if I hadn't had sex? 61 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,300 If I slept with a boy, I might Iike it. 62 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,300 You've gotta lose it to prove it. 63 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,300 Hi. 64 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,300 - Nice tits. - Die. 65 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:42,300 Dyke! 66 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:57,300 Oh, fuck off! l'm changing. 67 00:04:57,300 --> 00:05:02,300 I want to have sex. 68 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,300 - With a man. - Well, yeah. 69 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:20,300 Here, hold this. 70 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:23,300 It's good, innit? Jesus swiped it for me. 71 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:26,300 From Topshop. Little prick. 72 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:30,300 - Jesus? - Yeah, Jesus. My brother, Jesus. 73 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,300 My mum's a Catholic. 74 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:37,300 Got a problem? 75 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:42,300 So...who's the lucky guy then? 76 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,300 The lucky guy? 77 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:47,300 Deciding to sleep with a man's one thing, 78 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:50,300 but finding one who doesn't make you feel sick... 79 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:53,300 The problem with men... 80 00:05:53,300 --> 00:06:07,300 is that the reality never lives up to the promise. 81 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,300 Hi. 82 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:14,300 Hi. 83 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:19,300 Kim, this is Dale, the handyman Dave recommended. 84 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:26,300 Excuse me. 85 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:32,300 Right. Um... 86 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:36,300 Better...go. OK. 87 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,300 Told you he was good. 88 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:43,300 - Trained as an actor. - Mm. 89 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:47,300 Fancy all that talent going to waste. 90 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,300 Having explained to Sugar about... 91 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,300 Dale, oh, delicious Dale! 92 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:55,300 Fill me with your divine... 93 00:06:55,300 --> 00:07:04,300 ..she'd invited me round to her place to give me tips on pulling men. 94 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:07,300 Sugar's room was paradise. 95 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,300 Go on, then. Strip. 96 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,300 - What? - You won't pull him looking like that. 97 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:17,300 Not unless he's the schoolgirl type, in which case, stay well clear. 98 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:23,300 Come on. Bra and everything. 99 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:29,300 Or should l say...corset? 100 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:33,300 Do you know what you need? 101 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:44,300 - Surgery? - To get pissed. 102 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:47,300 Come on! 103 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,300 Down it! 104 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:07,300 - Again! - I can't, I'm wasted! 105 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,300 Like this! 106 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:15,300 Roll...your...hips. 107 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:19,300 Let me see you move, baby. 108 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,300 - Oy! - Oh, you... 109 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,300 - Pull me. - What? 110 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:38,300 Go on. Pull me. Pretend l'm him. Pretend I'm Duane. 111 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:42,300 - Dale. - Dale with the delicious... 112 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:46,300 Stop it! 113 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:04,300 I'd better go. 114 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:14,300 It's amazing how what can seem like a good idea one minute... 115 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:22,300 ...is a crap one the next. 116 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:28,300 Roll...your...hips. 117 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:33,300 By the time I got back... 118 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:38,300 pulling Dale was the last thing I had on my mind. 119 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:51,300 Oh! Oh! 120 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:56,300 Oh, Kim! 121 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,300 Oh! 122 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:01,300 And anyway, it was Stella who'd got the decorator in. 123 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:09,300 Kim! 124 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,300 Kim! 125 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:16,300 Kim, wait, please! 126 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:20,300 How could you? 127 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:33,300 Nobody's perfect. 128 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:38,300 Well...I hate to say it... 129 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,300 ..but he's done a good job. 130 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:47,300 Yeah, nice and straight. 131 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,300 Well hung. 132 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,300 He's gone into all the nooks and crannies. 133 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:57,300 When he's finished in here, he can start on the lounge. 134 00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:00,300 Right. Toad-in-the-hole. 135 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,300 - I'm gonna be sick. - Kim? 136 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,300 - Leave her. - Your dinner. 137 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:09,300 - Nathan, it's called growing up. - She didn't have any breakfast. 138 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,300 Bowl! 139 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,300 Which is worse, 140 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:17,300 knowing your mum's screwing around or being too chicken to tell your dad? 141 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,300 There was only one person I wanted to see right now. 142 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,300 - Hi. - Unfortunately, it was Tom. 143 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,300 The son of our gay neighbours, Dave and David. 144 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,300 And my brand-new stalker. 145 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:49,300 Is this a bad time? 146 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:53,300 Cool. Cool poster. 147 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,300 - Thanks. - Yeah. 148 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,300 Che! 149 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,300 I mean, cool. 150 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:04,300 Cool. Revolutionary. 151 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:07,300 What a man. 152 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:10,300 And not... No, no... I don't mean I... 153 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,300 I mean, he's not... 154 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,300 Not that I am... 155 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,300 Sometimes with my dad... 156 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:33,300 and my...dad... 157 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:44,300 I'm not queer. 158 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:48,300 Would you excuse me for a minute? 159 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:55,300 Erm... Sorry. 160 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:04,300 God help me. 161 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,300 Shit. 162 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,300 Oh, shit. 163 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:15,300 Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. 164 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:35,300 Oh! 165 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:44,300 Oh, shit! 166 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:49,300 I desperately needed a Sugar fix. 167 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,300 Not like she was a great shoulder to cry on. 168 00:13:56,300 --> 00:14:03,300 Look on the bright side. At least your mum's got good taste - you said he was fit. 169 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:08,300 But the breasts offered some comfort. 170 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,300 I know what'll cheer you up. 171 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:17,300 Donkey-riding. 172 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,300 You know Daz. 173 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,300 Sugar's boyfriend. 174 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:26,300 The worst DJ in Brighton, which considering how many there are here, 175 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,300 is something of an achievement. 176 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:32,300 And this... 177 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,300 This is the Donkey. 178 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,300 - The Donkey? - All right? 179 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:41,300 OK, so he could have had a funny laugh. 180 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:50,300 - May l? - Yeah. 181 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:54,300 Then again... 182 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,300 Mm... 183 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:59,300 Mmm. 184 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:03,300 It's not like her. It's strange. 185 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,300 Don't you think it's strange? 186 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,300 She's definitely been acting strangely lately. 187 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:14,300 I know it's an upheaval, changing schools, settling in, making new friends... 188 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:22,300 But Matt seems to be managing. 189 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:27,300 She's always loved... 190 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,300 ...toad-in-the-hole. 191 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,300 She's stopped calling me Dad. 192 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:36,300 She never did. It's Stella and Nathan, always has been. 193 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:41,300 Maybe that's wrong. Maybe it's time we started acting like a family. 194 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,300 When was the last time we all went for a walk? 195 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:47,300 - Nathan... - Or went to the cinema or watched TV? 196 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:51,300 She's 15. You're meant to hate your parents when you're 15. 197 00:15:51,300 --> 00:16:00,300 You think she hates us? 198 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,300 So this was meant to take my mind off things. 199 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,300 Watching the girl of my dreams with a man 200 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,300 who spends weekends spinning Justin Timberlake for the Ladies Rotary. 201 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,300 I had nothing else to distract me. 202 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:15,300 The Donkey was hardly a great conversationalist. 203 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,300 Drink? 204 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:27,300 Evidently the blood destined for his brain had been diverted to greedier organs. 205 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:10,300 Kim? Kiz! 206 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:15,300 Kim? Are you in here? 207 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:21,300 Kiz? 208 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,300 What's wrong? 209 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,300 Nothing. 210 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:28,300 Well, either you're having a crap or you're throwing a strop. 211 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:42,300 Either way, something ain't right cos you've been in there for half an hour. 212 00:17:42,300 --> 00:18:11,300 - What are you doing? - Coming over. 213 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:15,300 ls it your mum? 214 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:19,300 Shouldn't you be with Darren? 215 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:27,300 No, he talks too much. 216 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,300 My dad used to shag around. 217 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:39,300 His wife lived in Hove. 218 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:29,300 You're better off just... 219 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:35,300 having a laugh, getting pissed, and forgetting all about it. 220 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:45,300 You're sweet, Kiz. 221 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:53,300 You're all fucked up. 222 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,300 If it's any consolation, 223 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,300 all the stuff l said before about losing it... 224 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,300 What? 225 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:19,300 I've always been too pissed to remember. 226 00:20:19,300 --> 00:21:07,300 Why is everyone so fucked up about sex? 227 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:34,300 Kim? 228 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:23,300 Kim, I brought you some dinner. 229 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,300 I, erm... 230 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:39,300 Dad? 231 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:44,300 It's... There's no toad, it's just, er...hole. 232 00:22:44,300 --> 00:23:09,300 Er, I thought you might be off the meat again, so... 233 00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:20,301 Corrections by Allenmcbeal 234 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:24,302 Tracklist : "One Way Or Another", Blondie (title music) "No Sleep Tonight", The Faders 235 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,303 "Praise You", Fatboy Slim "Dance Bitch", Estelle "Teenage Kicks", Nouvelle Vague 236 00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:28,304 "The Big Jump", The Chemical Brothers "Like A Virgin", Papkasseshow "That�s entertainment", Morrissey 237 00:23:28,305 --> 00:23:30,305 "Chicken Payback", The Bees "Get On Your Life", The Black Velvet "Bingo Bango", Basement Jaxx 238 00:23:30,306 --> 00:23:32,306 "Sweet song", Blur "Today Has Been OK", Emiliana Torrini