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hang this in the window so everybody can
see that our three sons are doing their

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duty. Just like I did in the last war.

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They've been gone now for almost two
days and we haven't had a word from

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Maybe they're overseas by now.

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And our baby Curly, I know he'll become
a general in the cavalry.

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Why, only last week I had to drag him
off the merry -go -round.

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I can just see him now on a great big
white charger, the head of his troop

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galloping down on the enemy.

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Galloping, galloping.

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Whoa!

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Hiya, folks.

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Hiya, Ma. Hiya, Pa. Oh, my boys.

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What's the meaning of this?

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You were supposed to be in the service.

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We tried to join the Army. They told us
to go to the Navy just because I had

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water on the knee. I didn't know you had
water on the knee.

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Yes, I have. Look.

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But you see, Pa, I told you not to let
him wear pumps when he was a child.

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And that physical. Oh, boy.

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Let me show you, Ma.

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First, he says, take a deep breath.

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Throw at your chest.

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Your chest slipped.

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Then he says, roll up your sleeve.

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Eyes right.

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And then he comes to me.

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He says, fold your arms across your
chest. Right face.

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Bend over.

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You know what he did, Pa?

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No. He kicked me. Go ahead, kick me.
I'll show you what happened.

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pool room after we were turned down.

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Well, what are you aiming to do now?

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Nothing. Vacation like we always did.

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Oh.

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You low -down loafers.

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Everybody's got to do something.

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You work on a farm.

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Did you fellas fetch a thousand dollars?
Yes, sir.

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There it is.

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Just right.

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Just right. Here.

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Here's your deed.

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There's your form there.

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Is this your car?

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Yep. Boy, ain't she a beauty.

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Boy, he's sure in a hurry to get away.

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He ain't going very far on that egg
beater. We put it over on him, all

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get a farm full of livestock for a
measly thousand dollars and a broken

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with a whooping cough. Come on.

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Oh, toy mites.

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You squash brain, you. What are you
doing?

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Taking duty.

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I'll pick at you in a minute. Go on, get
going. Go ahead.

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Pick at duty.

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One of these days, I'll tear your
temples off. You know where you're

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I'm sorry, Moe. It was a loose board. A
loose board?

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I don't see any loose boards.

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Here!

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Moe!

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Oh, forgive me. Here.

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Hit me with that and we'll all be even.

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No, I couldn't hit you with that.

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But I can with this.

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See that?

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Come on, break it up. We got work to do
inside.

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Then get going.

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Wait a minute. I'll help you.

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Oh, get away.

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We can't get anywhere this way. Let's
crash.

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See that?

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Cap's escaped from a relocation center
last night, and we're checking all cars.

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You don't say.

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Yep, and that ain't all.

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This morning, a North Street's run away
from a circus.

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Haven't seen him, have you? No.

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I just sold him a farm. I'm seeing the
country.

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Well, so long, boys.

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So long.

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Hey, would you mind giving me a little
shell, fella?

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They can hate hay while the sun shines.

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Never mind that. Get this joint cleaned
up.

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I don't see a single cow.

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I don't even see a married one.

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Imbecile. Oh,

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ain't she cute?

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Now, Penelope, I expect a blessed event
by morning. A nice big fat fryer with

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giblets and gravy.

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Boys, there's something wrong around
here. I don't see any livestock.

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Say, maybe it's behind the barn.

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Hey, look!

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A pelican!

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That's no pelican. It's a gander.

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Mahatma gander?

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A gander, a gander, a goose's husband.

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Yeah,

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a papa goose.

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Do they have papa and mama gooses? Oh,
sure.

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And little baby gooses, too.

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Oh, I read about them. They come from
Germany, to Gustavo.

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Look, if you don't stop, I'll give you a
pup.

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What flavor?

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Five delicious flavors. Go on, kill that
gander so we can have some roast goose

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for supper.

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Oh, boy.

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Come on, we better go out and find the
livestock.

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Yeah, we better.

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the blasting powder.

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What do I know about blasting powder?
I'm a horse.

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Oh, a horse, eh?

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And it's eating up our blasting powder.

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Get rid of that thing and be careful it
don't explode.

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Aye, aye, sir.

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Hey,

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Friar, stop eating my blasting powder.
Go in there.

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Go in there.

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Say, while we're here, why don't we fix
those pumpkins?

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Yeah, we can get more for them as jack
-o' -lanterns than we can as pumpkins.

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Good idea.

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in here and get to work before I pin
your ears back.

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Oyster was over there, and now it's over
here.

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I've been reading too many dime novels.

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You know, the trouble with him is he's
got too much imagination.

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How could a pumpkin of that size... See?

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Well, it must have rolled over there.

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Come on, get these things up on the sill
here and get them dried out.

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Yeah. Okay. Come on, get busy, boys.
We're stalling around.

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Here, come on. You're always fooling
around.

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Mommy!

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No.

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You know, fellas, if we go around the
other way, we might be able to head them

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off. Now, I... Hey,

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let's put these pumpkins on. Then
they'll think we're on their side.

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Once they get close, let's...

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alone. I can see it now. A parade coming
down Fifth Avenue.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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The place is surrounded by Japs.

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There's some more now.

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Come on. We'd better hide.

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Come on.

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What do we do now?

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I'm dying and you're asking me riddles.
You know.

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Wait a minute.

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If we're going to die, at least we'll
scramble some chaps with these eggs.

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Hey, you rats!

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that lays hand grenades.

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See?